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Speaker 1: The ninety three Half Ass Morning Show. Well, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the ninety three Acts half Fast Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: We have returned. We thank you for your patience. Last

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Speaker 1: week we had to shut her smooth down for a

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Speaker 1: couple of days due to some type of Scandinavian elk

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Speaker 1: flu that swept through the building. It made a direct

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Speaker 1: made a direct hit on Josh and I. I, for one,

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Speaker 1: still haven't completely shaken it.

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Speaker 2: I'm probably eighty five percent, but I'll take that over

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Speaker 2: last week that was miserable. Just I don't know if

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Speaker 2: you feel the same way. But still got a little

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Speaker 2: sinus stuff going on, but the majority of it is

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Speaker 2: complete exhaustion. My body feels like I've been running a marathon,

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Speaker 2: which I've never done and I would never do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm frigging cooked. Still I'm on steroids. Don't tell

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Speaker 1: the United States Olympic Committee.

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Speaker 3: That you're gonna get buff I'm probably.

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Speaker 1: Gonna get pretty cut by the time this is all

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Speaker 1: said and done.

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Speaker 3: It's just been terrible, a rough day in general.

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Speaker 1: I've been to the doctor's office twice in the last week.

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Speaker 1: They say this cough might be permanent.

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Speaker 4: What happened, Ashley, I said you've been having a rough

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Speaker 4: day in general.

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Speaker 2: Today it started off poorly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, drinking out of a cup. Here is this pink,

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Speaker 4: teaky cup.

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Speaker 1: I like to have a friggin fifty gallon drama Gatorade.

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Speaker 2: That's one of the biggest mugs I've ever seen. Whatever

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Speaker 2: that thing that you used.

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Speaker 5: To have, Yeah, you could kill a man with that thing.

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Speaker 4: It looks so good and refreshing.

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Speaker 5: Every morning, though filled with ice, and this just looks amazing.

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Speaker 1: I've never put ice in the damn thing. But uh,

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Speaker 1: big fat water drum that I bring in every day

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Speaker 1: loaded with a gatorade. First day back since what Wednesday?

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Speaker 1: Today's yeah, yeah, miserable, still sick. Get to the front door,

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Speaker 1: all ready to punch in the cold or whatever you

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Speaker 1: do to get into this miserable building. I got my

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Speaker 1: backpack over my shoulder, I got my big fat drum

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Speaker 1: of water. I haven't even mixed in the gatorade yet,

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Speaker 1: got it in my left hand, newspaper at my feet.

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Speaker 1: Bend over to pick up the newspaper. Drop that water

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Speaker 1: jug on the sidewalk in front of the front door.

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Speaker 1: Big friggin hole pops in the bottom of it. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: all my uh water from home spill zolo water jug broken.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so now frustrating.

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Speaker 1: There's no gatorade in the what do you call the

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Speaker 1: thing up front, the machine vending machine. All they have

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Speaker 1: is caffeinated soda. I can't drink caffeinated soda. My heart

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Speaker 1: will explode, I'll die. So I've got a little pink

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Speaker 1: cup with some sink water in it sitting to my right.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm stuck with today. I know, you know,

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Speaker 1: people might say, oh boohoo, but uh, I bet.

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Speaker 2: We got a moat out front. With the amount of

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Speaker 2: water you carry in that well, mostly it's mostly ice.

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Speaker 1: First day back, not feeling all that great again, and the

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Speaker 1: first thing I'd do was drop my water jug. It

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Speaker 1: pops like a ZiT on prom night and spills fifty

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Speaker 5: Is a kitchen sink water or bathroom sink water?

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Speaker 1: I went ahead to the drinking fountain.

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Speaker 5: Drinking found okay, because josh Es is the bathroom water.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I get a lot of crap for that. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: it gives me a crap for using the bathroom to

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Speaker 2: fill up my water jug.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure it's all the same coming from the same

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Speaker 5: tap same source, but for some reason that weirds me

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Speaker 5: out to Josh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it grosses a lot of people out. Yeah, this

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Speaker 2: is so much faster. Yeah, I don't fish it at home.

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Speaker 1: At home, I'll drink out of the bathroom sink, kitchen sink,

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Speaker 1: laundry sink. That's not what I'm pissed about. What I'm

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Speaker 1: pissed about is I've had to go from fifty five

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Speaker 1: gallons of water to twelve ounces, and I like to

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Speaker 1: keep my hole lubed during this frigging program, especially when

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Speaker 1: I'm not feeling one hundred percent. First thing I do

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Speaker 1: crack that damn water jug ah, for Pete's sake.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll run and get you waters. I go and

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Speaker 2: get mine anyways, So I'm happy to refill that thing

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Speaker 2: a bunch of times.

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Speaker 1: You do urinate seven or eight times dark.

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Speaker 2: Showing up water. It's like I go fill up my

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Speaker 2: water bottles over and over and over again.

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Speaker 1: I've been rattling the walls of my home for a

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Speaker 1: week and a half now with this cough. My wife

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Speaker 1: is gonna smother me with a pillow and then pull

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Speaker 1: the window like I was RP. McMurphy, so she can

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Speaker 1: escape into the woods. Haven't had a beer in two weeks?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, maybe that's what's wrong with you.

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Speaker 1: That's what everybody says. How's everybody else doing? So, Josh,

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Speaker 1: you've made it out the other end. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm about eighty five percent, which I

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Speaker 2: will happily take after how miserable I was last week.

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Speaker 2: There are friends that seem clean. Nate text me over

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Speaker 2: the weekend, He's like, do you want me to come

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Speaker 2: in there and just chlorine bomb that building? Yes, because

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Speaker 2: it really has wiped out so many people in the building,

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Speaker 2: and so they're trying to work that out. But they

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Speaker 2: come in and just kill whatever's going around here.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, somebody traced it back to some kind

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Speaker 1: of a Scandinavian elk fever that was brought over here

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Speaker 1: on a boat. I don't know if you got that email.

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Speaker 4: No I didn't, but thank you for that. Me know, yeah,

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Speaker 4: something that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Elk's in Scandinavia. Oh and then they spit into a

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Speaker 1: bucket or whatever and they brought it over on a

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Speaker 1: boat accidentally and ended up here at the radio stage.

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Speaker 4: I believe you.

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Speaker 1: I've watched more television the last few days, and I

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Speaker 1: had in the prior ten years.

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Speaker 4: Did you watch any of the Olympics?

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Speaker 1: No, no, I did not tune into the Olympics. Did

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Speaker 1: I miss anything? I mean, I know later on this morning,

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Speaker 1: I've got to an overall medal count, which is thrilling.

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Speaker 1: I've got a medal count for you after the first

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Speaker 1: four or five days or whatever they've been through. But no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't catch any Olympics.

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Speaker 4: I mean, besides, like what happened to Lindsay Vaughn, I

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Speaker 4: guess nothing crazy has happened.

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Speaker 2: Some of it not not really on purpose, but it

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Speaker 2: was on kind of where we were over the.

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Speaker 1: Weekend to get some of it where we were. It

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Speaker 1: was an old song. Lindsay Vonn broke her leg.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's her name, right, Lindsay.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, priory issue high school?

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Speaker 2: Where were you over the weekend basketball tournament? And brainerd went?

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Speaker 1: You went ahead with that?

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Speaker 2: Why would a day late? Just my family went up

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Speaker 2: on Thursday. That was the original plan.

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Speaker 1: You're not very good at basketball.

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Speaker 2: I didn't play.

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Speaker 3: Oh I didn't play.

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Speaker 4: How'd your son?

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Speaker 2: I'm the team manager? H No, I'm not. He did

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Speaker 5: Two of the games. Oh then then the incident.

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Speaker 2: You know, he just his the first game it was

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Speaker 2: all right. His last game didn't play too well.

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Speaker 7: But he did.

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Speaker 2: I mean there was two games. They gave him a nickname.

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Speaker 2: They called him Splash.

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Speaker 5: He was ohays he hit him. He was hitting him nice.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I was. I was proud he did.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: He did a great job.

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Speaker 1: The same nickname his mother has.

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Speaker 2: You know, that's my wife.

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Speaker 5: You're talking about.

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Speaker 1: What'd you make him? What did you make him?

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Speaker 2: Her nickname is squirt the record not Splash.

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Speaker 1: What did you make a brainerd talk to me. I

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Speaker 1: love brainer, love brain that.

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Speaker 2: It was fun. We had a lot of fun up there.

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Speaker 1: Well what did you do well?

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Speaker 2: Mostly watched a lot of basketball.

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Speaker 1: Did you get a chance to do anything? Because I

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Speaker 1: know you were planning on hitting every corner of the town.

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Speaker 4: I loved you talking about this and like backing out

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Speaker 4: of every.

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Speaker 2: We didn't back out. We were forced to back right.

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Speaker 2: We had this plan for months upon you weren't talked

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Speaker 4: Talked out of it.

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Speaker 2: We were We wanted to rent snowmobiles and they're like, yes, sorry,

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Speaker 2: not renting snowmobiles. Not enough snow, and so we wanted

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Speaker 2: to go ice fishing, weren't able to do that, so

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Speaker 2: we basically for the most.

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Speaker 5: Part, helped.

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Speaker 2: We were at Kragan's hmm, hung out there quite a bit.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, the basketball schedule is tough to

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Speaker 5: Also depends on when your kid wins or loses. You

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Speaker 5: know when the next game is going to be. So

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Speaker 5: it's it's tough like that. I remember those days.

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Speaker 4: I did get a kick out of a sitting here

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Speaker 4: and Josh you were telling Nick like, oh, yeah, maybe

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Speaker 4: we'll go get rent some snowmobiles, maybe we'll go ice fishing,

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Speaker 4: and next like, no, don't do either of those things.

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Speaker 1: That works.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said, we tried. It's just we weren't well.

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Speaker 1: And I'm glad that you weren't able to go ice

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Speaker 1: fishing or snowmobiling because that would have been too damn much.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you were planning all these things

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Speaker 1: when you're gonna be sitting in a gym for three

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Speaker 1: days watching basketball in the first place, especially when you

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Speaker 1: weren't feeling well. I was just basically saying, dude, take

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Speaker 1: it easy on yourself. You're gonna be busy enough with

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Speaker 1: this basketball turny.

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Speaker 2: Well most of what we were gonna do on Friday anyway,

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Speaker 2: And then, like I said, I stayed home. Everybody else

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Speaker 2: went up Thursdays stay at home just to kind of

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Speaker 2: rest up.

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Speaker 1: The hell is this? Smoking meats and clapping cheeks. Jesus

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Speaker 1: texted into the show and he said I was in

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Speaker 1: Brainer this weekend too for the eighth grade girls. Oh

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Speaker 1: come on, man.

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming he means basketball.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Dana, how was your ice fishing?

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Speaker 5: I got a fish?

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Speaker 4: I'm really proud of what a what kind of fish?

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Speaker 5: Crappie?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what size?

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Speaker 2: Was?

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Speaker 1: It?

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Speaker 3: A big one?

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Speaker 5: It was eleven inches?

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Speaker 1: That's not now you know you did not catch an

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Speaker 1: eleven inch crappie.

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Speaker 5: I sure did.

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Speaker 1: That would have been a world record.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, that's insane.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you did not catch an eleven inch crappie.

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Speaker 2: That's how much we measured it as did you measure

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Speaker 2: it as as you measure a penis? Were you start

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Speaker 2: kind of at the bee hole? Yeah, to the bottom

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Speaker 2: of the tail in about an inch past the tip.

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Speaker 1: I spent a long time since I won crappie fishing

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Speaker 1: but that is a large crappie. This was your very

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Speaker 1: first ice fishing trip this past weekend.

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Speaker 5: Very first ice fishing trip. I went with my wife

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Speaker 5: Yeah, drunk, and you're just sitting there and we had,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you caught one fish.

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Speaker 5: One fish's typical. Yeah, no, I trust me. I left

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Speaker 2: If I get skunked, were you able to, you know,

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Speaker 2: That did not happen because you mentioned it was going

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Speaker 2: to be a really nice ice housh right.

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Speaker 5: It was a fair castle. Yeah, ice castle is beautiful.

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Speaker 1: State record for a black crappies ten and a half inches,

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Speaker 4: And then did you see both of us were like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, that's a good size. Did you did

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 5: My wife cod in northern that was oh god, it

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Speaker 4: That's a good size northern good.

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Speaker 1: You ever catch any well, no, of course not. You've

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Speaker 2: They're pretty? No, that's a pretty fish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, next time. I mean, now that you've uh, I

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, I want you to catch you up, big.

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Speaker 1: Slimy evil eel pouder. I bet you'll never go back, slimy.

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Speaker 5: I definitely didn't take the fish off the hook or

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Speaker 4: You're awesome.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry you what I didn't take the fish off

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Speaker 3: Come on, no, did you bait your hook?

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Speaker 5: Oh god, no, Jesus Christ. Actually, are you just.

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Speaker 1: Stealing Josh's or you're serious? I mean you're afraid of

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Speaker 5: I just don't know how to do that. It's not

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Speaker 4: If I've never done it, I would rather just be like,

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Speaker 4: all right, you do it. I don't care about learning.

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Speaker 2: You cut the head off the fish. That's what you do. Seriously,

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Speaker 2: it's anything like I do with Sonny's. You completely got

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Speaker 4: I've betted a lot of hooks for men over the years,

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Speaker 5: Oh I bet it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh no.

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Speaker 5: My wife loved my inexperience, so just she could do everything.

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Speaker 5: I kind of show off a little bit, but that's embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife grew up fishing. She's she's an expert.

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Speaker 1: She knows what she's eel pout the poor man's lobster,

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Speaker 1: says John de or Jesus, they're coming. They're creepy bastards. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a great time. Like I said, we

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Speaker 1: Well, there is no such thing as rough in it

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Speaker 5: I did see some people in like those you know,

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Speaker 4: I mean those can be really nice though. I actually, uh,

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Speaker 3: A little home.

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Speaker 2: That's been my experience.

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Speaker 1: With all the electronics. Excuse me as the disease creeps

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Speaker 1: There's very few people who, as you might say, rough it.

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Speaker 1: When I'm out on Lake Minatanka, every once in a

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Speaker 1: that's the life right there, at least that's the life

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Speaker 5: That guy's not carrying any stress around with them.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's good, he's good to go.

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Speaker 2: Well, I remember the first time I was on a

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Speaker 5: Didn't even have bench eats or anything. It's just lawn chairs.

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Speaker 2: That was one of the guys like, well, this is

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Speaker 5: Would God, I don't want to.

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Speaker 2: It's got incredible.

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Speaker 4: I could only justify that if I lived on a

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Speaker 4: I would want to go out every single day.

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Speaker 5: You canna make it.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday they played that Super Bowl.

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Speaker 5: Sure did.

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Speaker 2: That was entertaining.

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Speaker 5: That was a thrilling football matchup, no matter at the end.

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Speaker 1: At least we'll get to that later with Brad Ryder

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Speaker 1: and Randy Shaver. Unless you get anything, anything pressing you

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Speaker 2: Game, nothing really, I mean I didn't there was a streaker, apparently,

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Speaker 1: Not a streaker, as you know.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you're right, that's what they keep calling it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: a half naked guy.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna voice our frustrations over that later.

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Speaker 1: It's not a streaker.

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Speaker 3: Uh, you know.

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Speaker 1: I guys didn't enjoy the ball game.

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Speaker 2: I mean I should wouldn't say I didn't enjoy it. It

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Speaker 2: was going to be. Stefan Diggs I forgot was on

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Speaker 2: the team. That was kind of nice.

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Speaker 4: The same here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I totally forgot he played for the Patriots.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think he was still playing the game until

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Speaker 1: five six weeks ago. I thought he was cucked or retired.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was not a factor at all, which I'm

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Speaker 2: sure you know. He's such an even keel, humble guy.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it didn't bother him at all.

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Speaker 5: He got one catch in the fourth quarter and they're

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Speaker 5: down by twenty and he celebrated like it was the

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Speaker 5: biggest deal in the world. Like, bro, your but you're

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Speaker 5: getting clowned in the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: Chill out the super Bowl they call it. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: didn't pay terribly close attention. I mean I had it

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Speaker 1: bad football. I enjoy I enjoyed what I saw for

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Speaker 1: the New England Patriots. They couldn't do Dick, he really couldn't.

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Speaker 5: I wanted them to get shut out.

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Speaker 1: These days, no one satisfied unless it's like a forty

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Speaker 1: eight to forty five final and you just you get

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Speaker 1: the doors blown off the joint. I still embrace, you know,

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Speaker 1: bad football. So special teams was a big part, especially

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Speaker 1: I was a happy guy.

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Speaker 4: I was going to ask you, Josh, what was your

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Speaker 2: You know what, There wasn't really too many I didn't

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Speaker 2: understand a lot. I don't know if I'm just getting

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Speaker 2: get it what I don't understand. I did get a

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Speaker 2: little choked up in that potato commercial, yeah too.

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Speaker 5: My wife and I looked at each other. Well, we

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Speaker 5: weren't expecting to get teared up during a potato chip commercial,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that one the potato farm or the dad he

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Speaker 5: All the memories, the flashbacks of them growing up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that one is memorable to me.

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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Speaker 2: The Brad Pitt movie trailer. I didn't get the reference.

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Speaker 2: I had to look it up afterwards. It's a sequel though,

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Speaker 2: what's that?

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Speaker 1: Something?

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Speaker 5: Once upon a Time in Hollywood?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I like the Jurassic Park commercial just because I love

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Speaker 5: But I have no idea what the ad was for,

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Speaker 4: Oh there was a cool Pokemon commercial, remember that one?

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Speaker 1: I missed it.

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Speaker 4: There was also I liked the liquid. I think it's

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Speaker 4: liquid ivy. It's like the powder that like hydrates you

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Speaker 4: like crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been drinking a lot of that trying to

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Speaker 5: Nice I'd like to drink, so I got a nice

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Speaker 1: Here it goes.

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Speaker 4: I liked that commercial though, because I mean it's exactly

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Speaker 4: If your pa is yellow, you should probably have some

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Speaker 2: Oh, I know a commercial, well, not even really a commercial.

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Speaker 2: I thought that tight end commercial about prostates, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was pretty good. I didn't get it at first

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Speaker 1: Had I didn't see any of the commercials.

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Speaker 2: They had a bunch of tight ends from name a

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Speaker 2: and they're just kind of like a luxurious spa day

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Speaker 2: for all these tight ends. And at the very end

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Speaker 2: test for prostate cancer. This blood test. Well it's not new,

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Speaker 2: I've had it, this blood test, so you can relax

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Speaker 2: And then they show like butts. Relax, relax your tight

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Speaker 1: Don't be afraid to do it, tight end.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ass, that one's pretty A lot of butts yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I mean that the Levi's ad where they were showing

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Speaker 2: nothing but butts.

446
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Speaker 5: A lot of butts in that one.

447
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,400
Speaker 2: I picked out a couple I thought would be your

448
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,199
Speaker 2: favorite snakes.

449
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,159
Speaker 3: Oh, how nice of you.

450
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,200
Speaker 1: I missed the ad for Levi Blue jeans as well.

451
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:59,000
Speaker 1: A listener is texted in to say that they won

452
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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars on the halftime score.

453
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,159
Speaker 2: Oh sweet that.

454
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,000
Speaker 1: I'll always walk with Elias. Jesus had some kind of

455
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,240
Speaker 1: number board going yesterday one five hundred dollars on the

456
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Speaker 1: halftime score.

457
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,440
Speaker 4: Can you still bet on the color of the gatorade?

458
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:12,880
Speaker 4: I'm guessing?

459
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, all those prop bets you can.

460
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,440
Speaker 4: Yeah. I thought it was kind of fun obviously watching

461
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:23,080
Speaker 4: the Super Bowl and they showed them mixing up the gatorade,

462
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,359
Speaker 4: and I thought, oh, well, there you go, now that

463
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Speaker 4: people know the color, because I thought usually they have

464
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,920
Speaker 4: to wait until it actually gets thrown on the coach

465
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,440
Speaker 4: to know. But I thought, ah, they kind of let

466
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,840
Speaker 4: the cat out of the bag on that one.

467
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Speaker 1: Ah, you can sure bet on the color of the gatorade.

468
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Speaker 2: Looks like I missed a couple h back delivery. Jesus said,

469
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 2: what about the Chris Hemsworth commercial. I didn't see that.

470
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,639
Speaker 2: Some people are saying they were singing pubes somehow I

471
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,440
Speaker 2: missed that one too.

472
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Speaker 5: I think I would have remembered singing pube.

473
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Speaker 2: Oh, I definitely would remember that. I'm assuming the spokesman

474
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Speaker 2: Jesus said it was a Manscape commercial. Perhaps I didn't

475
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Speaker 2: see them.

476
00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:00,800
Speaker 1: Damned the Seattle Sea Ducks turned up the winner.

477
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,919
Speaker 2: So good job, Sam, Yeah, glad he got.

478
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,440
Speaker 1: Oh right right?

479
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,119
Speaker 3: Uh, it's pretty neat.

480
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 1: I can't think of the last name, Arnel, Darnald he was.

481
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Speaker 4: That's why I said, Sam, It like took me a second.

482
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 1: You forgot to he was unbelievable, Sam Darnell. Uh you know?

483
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 1: So yeah. I'm sure Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder will

484
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,400
Speaker 1: want to get into that again a little bit later

485
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 1: on this morning, speaking of all the sickness that's sweeping

486
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 1: through town, are dork doctor Pale Doctor James Parnell will

487
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 1: be swinging yo later to try to straighten things out.

488
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 1: I should probably give him a spit sample or something

489
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,159
Speaker 1: like that. Have him bring that back to the lab.

490
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,439
Speaker 2: Maybe he can diagnose what's going on. Or did the

491
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 2: doctor even tell you it was like bronchitis? Or well, well,

492
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 2: I guess is it that Scandinavian elk.

493
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Speaker 5: Flew or Sandinavian elk fever said in a text message

494
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 5: last night? You think it came from Estonia? Perhaps?

495
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 7: Yeah?

496
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that was the original report, the original

497
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: reporters that originated in Estonia, which I hadn't heard of

498
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 1: in years. But then we got another email last night

499
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: where they narrowed it down to the general Scandinavian area.

500
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Speaker 4: I've never been more confused. I was like, why does

501
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 4: he know what Estonia is?

502
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,439
Speaker 1: Uh? Oh, you want to know how I know where

503
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 1: Estonia or what Estonia is? Yeah, good question. I'll tell

504
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: you why. I'll tell you how. I mentioned that. Over

505
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 1: the weekend, I watched more, well since last Wednesday, I

506
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 1: watched more television than I have in the last ten years,

507
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 1: and a movie popped up on my television called in

508
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: in Sino Man. I was gonna say, I had to

509
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: finish my sentences for me data. I'm sorry.

510
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 5: I blew up at you well, no, I just when

511
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Speaker 5: you said Estonia in that text message, I'm like, did

512
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Speaker 5: he watch in Sino Man recently?

513
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Speaker 1: And Sino Man was listed on my television. I did

514
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: not watch it, but it reminded me of when I

515
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: did watch it in nineteen ninety one. And I believe

516
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,400
Speaker 1: they found a caveman from Estonia, right.

517
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 5: They So they found a caveman, and then they kind

518
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 5: of spun it that he was a transfer student to

519
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 5: Forney Schenschuton from Estonia.

520
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 2: There you go, yeah, did you have like a Russian

521
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 2: accent or anything?

522
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 5: It was Brendan Frasier. Oh yeah, yeah, you know, he

523
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 5: just was a caveman, could watch and really talk much.

524
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: I watched every World War two movie you could imagine

525
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: that I hadn't already seen. So, you know, Saving Private Ryan?

526
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: What am I missing? You know? The big World War

527
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: two movies. Valkyrie.

528
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 2: You say you watched ones, you hadn't.

529
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 1: I watched every World War two movie that I hadn't

530
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: already seen, so eliminate Private Ryan, Inglorious Bastards, Valkyrie, The

531
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Speaker 1: Great Escape. I tried. I have a thing about World

532
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: War Two, and I just was too lazy to sit

533
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: there all night and go Oh, maybe I'll try that.

534
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: I found a theme and I stuck to it. I

535
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: know everything there is to know now at this point. Everything.

536
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 1: I saw ones where we were having problems with the Germans.

537
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: I watched ones we were having problems with the Japanese.

538
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 1: I watched ones that combined the two World War Two.

539
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: I am now an expert.

540
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 2: Which ones did you watch?

541
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Speaker 1: Oh? I have no memory of it? Two?

542
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a movie expert. Just the topics that they

543
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 2: covered in the movie.

544
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: Yes, I wish I could tell you the names of that.

545
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: I didn't pay terrible close attention to the names. I

546
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: just saw. If it was a World War two movie

547
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: I had played.

548
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 2: I know he saw Furry, so it wasn't.

549
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: I've seen Furry years ago. Let me try to think

550
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: of one that I wish I could come up with

551
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: the names, Josh, I didn't, but I love that stuff,

552
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: and so that's kind of what I focused on.

553
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look up some World War two movie I'm

554
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 2: gonna guess you haven't seen before this weekend.

555
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: Maybe it'll bring back my Here's listeners, Texan, did I

556
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: watch Saints and Soldiers? No?

557
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: I'm assuming you've seen Band of Brothers. He didn't.

558
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 1: Never saw it.

559
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you should watch that.

560
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 9: Yeah.

561
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: Sure, I've seen a handful of episodes, but you know

562
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: I don't like series, so trust me. When I was

563
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: looking on the television, of course, it told me that

564
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: Band of Brothers is the and I've heard that for years,

565
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: that that's the Ultimate World War. But it's eighteen hundred

566
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: episodes long, you know whatever, twenty four seasons. I can't

567
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 1: do that. It's got to be over with in a

568
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 1: couple hours.

569
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 2: So no, did you watch Meryl Streep and Sophie's Choice?

570
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,719
Speaker 1: No? No, I remember that one from the early eighties.

571
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 2: Watched that one? Did you watch Sean Penn and Jim

572
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 2: Covizio in The Thin Red Line?

573
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 1: I can't stand that movie. I've seen it before, so boring.

574
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 2: Casablanca, Noka Ivan's Childhood.

575
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: No I got. I wish I could help you out.

576
00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,719
Speaker 2: Letters from Ewajima.

577
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: I believe I've seen that before. Empire of the Sun

578
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: sounds familiar, but no.

579
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: Christian dos Boot saw that one.

580
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 1: Listed didn't go with it. Enemy at the Gates I saw.

581
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: I think I've watched that one before. Yes, I've seen

582
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: Enemy and Near the Gates?

583
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 2: What about the Pacific.

584
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: I tried to watch that Tom Hanks where he's a

585
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: battleship captain called the Greyhounds. They wouldn't let me watch

586
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 1: that unless I gave him five six bucks in trade,

587
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: so I skipped that. I didn't want to give him

588
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 1: any money. Can't think of one title.

589
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 4: The Notebook.

590
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: The Notebook is that a World War two movie?

591
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 2: Technically is this the same notebook on this list? It's

592
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: on there.

593
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, he goes off to war.

594
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: Uh, people are checking in the tank. No, No, Hacksaw Ridge.

595
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've seen that one. Like I said, I

596
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: try ones that I haven't already. Great Escape, Yeah saw

597
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: that when I was a kid. Couldn't mix it up.

598
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: I couldn't bring myself to mix it up. I just

599
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: stuck with a theme. Oh God, Pearl Harbor, Yes, I yeah,

600
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: saw that years ago. Oh my goodness. All right, we

601
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: better get going for real. Thanks everyone for putting up

602
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: with You know, we missed a couple of days last week.

603
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: We didn't we didn't want to, but we were fairly cooked.

604
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 1: We're back now. We're trying our best to get it done.

605
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: Like I said earlier, seven thirty Randy Shaver and Brad

606
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: Ryder will swing by. Uh oh, you want to play

607
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: a game? I like quick little game, and don't spread

608
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: this to Randy Shaver. We're going to talk about the

609
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 1: super Bowl, of course when Randy comes on, and we'll

610
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: talk about that idiot that ran on the ball field. Right,

611
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: that idiot it fan was apprehended by a player, was

612
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: he not? That's what I read he was or grabbed

613
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: it right. The television cameras didn't show it, as you

614
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: guys know, but I read that the the fan who

615
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: ran on the field was apprehended by a player. So

616
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: here's the game. If Randy Shaver doesn't say Mike Curtis

617
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: during that conversation, I will give each of you, Dana,

618
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: Ashley and Josh, I'll give each of you a dollar.

619
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: And how about when he says it, we go nuts

620
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: for no reason, just like pee wee Herman used to

621
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: do on pews. So that's our word of the day today,

622
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: is Randy Shaver saying Mike Curtis out loud when he

623
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: says it, we go nuts.

624
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 5: And he'll be very proud of himself when he says

625
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 5: it too, like oh yeah, Mike Curtis.

626
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. And if he doesn't again, all three of us

627
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: get a dollar. We got ourselves a deal. It's only

628
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: an hour and a half away from that magical moment.

629
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: So we'll take a break. We'll come back with the

630
00:28:55,160 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: stupid news report. Oh god, stupid news on the half

631
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: assed Morning Show. Stupid news. Yeah, sure, we've been at

632
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: it for decades, decades with the stupid news.

633
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: You know, tomorrow's twenty seven years of the half fast

634
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 2: Morning Show.

635
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: Wow.

636
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 2: Twenty seven years.

637
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: Oh, unbelievable. You're getting old, No question about it again.

638
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: How do you always remember this?

639
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 2: Oh, it's easy. It's my son's birthday, and he was

640
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 2: born on the day the show started, so it's easy

641
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 2: to remember for me. I'll never forget either for that reason.

642
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 2: Your son is twenty seven twenty seven tomorrow?

643
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 5: Wow? Oh oh oh oh, I was thinking youngest son,

644
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 5: my oldest. Okay, okay, that makes much more sense.

645
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 2: If my youngest is twenty seven. I've been in a

646
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 2: nakoma for a very long time. Why don't you guys

647
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 2: wake me?

648
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 5: And why does he still play middle school basketball?

649
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 2: He's the tallest kid on the team.

650
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: He must be awesome out there. Oh man, he has

651
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: a twenty seven year old playing against thirteen fourteen.

652
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 2: He's incredible. He's swatting balls left and right.

653
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 7: He's awesome.

654
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: Tomorrow will be the twenty seventh anniversary of this year

655
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: radio program f Me Running Sideways. Over the years, we've

656
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: heard of thefts at the neighborhood dildo shop plenty of times.

657
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: Plenty of times thefts at the neighborhood dildo shop. This

658
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: one is different. Never before have I heard about a

659
00:30:53,000 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: robbery at the dildo shop that came off so intense. Normally,

660
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: in dildo shop robberies, sorry, and my damn cough button's

661
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: too far away from me. Normally, and okay, forget it.

662
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 2: You can't set up a dildo shop story and not

663
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 2: finish it.

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Speaker 1: Normally, in dildo shop robbery, a drunk or some other

665
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: type of derelict wanders into the joint right pissing their pants,

666
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: sometimes not even their own. The derelict sloppily grabs a

667
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,239
Speaker 1: couple of double enders or a butt plugger, and then

668
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: they run like hell. Simple as that, to my memory,

669
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: very rarely is a weapon used by the dildo shop derelict.

670
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: But here comes this couple in their forties from God

671
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: Forsake in New Mexico, and they added a layer of

672
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: violence and rootlessness to a dildo robbery that I have

673
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: I have never heard before. They acted as if they

674
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: had just snatched millions of dollars from a bank or

675
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: something like that. So here here's what happened. Bad guy

676
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: walks smooth into the dildo shop. He you know what,

677
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: He pockets some lube and a couple of Janine Linda

678
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: Mulder porno movies. Immediately, the bad guy beats the piss

679
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: out of a dude working at the dildo shop. I mean,

680
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,239
Speaker 1: just bob Bob beats the living hell out of this

681
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: guy working at the door. And then the bad guy

682
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: yanks out a gun and points it at the workerman's face,

683
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: and the worker dude's probably thinking, dude, it's it's lube

684
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: and Janine Lindham Moulder. We're damn near giving that stuff

685
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: away these days.

686
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 4: Just take it, leave me alone.

687
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: And bad guy might have killed the poor bastard dildo

688
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: shop worker dude, but a random guy in the store

689
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: shopping for a butthole toy or something he fist fought

690
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: the bad guy and that caused the bad guy to

691
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: run out of the store. That's pretty heroic right there.

692
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: Dude's got a freaking pistol, and the other guy scraps

693
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: with him. So far, this is already ten times more

694
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: intense than any dildo shop robbery I've ever heard of. Yeah,

695
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: bad guy hops into a getaway car that his girlfriend

696
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: is driving, and by god, she frigging backed the car

697
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: into a different dildo shop worker that was chasing them.

698
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,720
Speaker 1: She damn near ran over the worker with the getaway car. Again,

699
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 1: these two acting like they had stolen ten million dollars

700
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: Josh and the codes to the missile launch or something

701
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: like that. Yes, with dildo shop.

702
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 2: When you're horny, people know this. Sometimes you make bad decisions,

703
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 2: decisions if you weren't hardy, you'd never make That's true.

704
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: These guys really wanted to go at it. They did

705
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 2: with some accessories.

706
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: They were acted like they had the missile launch codes.

707
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: So they take off. The police get on their asses,

708
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: but they wouldn't pull over. Next thing, you know, it

709
00:34:54,200 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: cut sluice into a dangerous high speed car chase, dangerous

710
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: high speed car chase. The two the couple, I mean,

711
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: they were ready to die for this that they're holding

712
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: hands like Thelma and Louise. They weren't. They weren't stopping

713
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: for Dick.

714
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 5: That's the next level of horniness, no doubt.

715
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: Ready to die for a jar of anal ease. And

716
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: two Janine Lindham. I used to have a couple of

717
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 1: Janine Lindham older porno movies back in the nineties. Cubby,

718
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: you want to hear the titles Thunderbox Thunderbox.

719
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 4: Yes, that sounds so hot.

720
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 5: I'm gonna look that one up this afternoon.

721
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: And Janine's got male but it's spelled a yeah.

722
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 2: Is she the one associated with former Headbangers ball host

723
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 2: Ricky Rackman?

724
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: Oh that does not ring a bell.

725
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 2: Who was there was like a porn se you're thinking about.

726
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: You're thinking of, Oh, wait a minute, Okay, you could

727
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: be right. I don't know if she ever tangled with

728
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: Ricky Rackman. What I thought you were referencing was there

729
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: was a absolutely and Genny lindamoulder stunning beyond hot, sexy,

730
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: I mean made in a lab for Pete's sake. I

731
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: thought for a second there, I was confused. There was

732
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: another stunning blonde in the world of porno movies in

733
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: the nineties, who unfortunately died very very young, by the

734
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: name of Savannah. At one point or another, Josh, Savannah

735
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: was dating two This is the stories that I heard.

736
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: She was dating two famous guys at once, one of

737
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 1: them mister big bass player Billy Shehan. Really that's right, sweet,

738
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: you know the other guys she was supposedly dating at

739
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: the time. Paully's sure.

740
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 4: What a fun time, What a great experience for her.

741
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 5: Who was in this was in the movie and Sino Man,

742
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 5: which was referenced earlier.

743
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: Today.

744
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 2: All coming together, it's all coming together. It's all full circle,

745
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: one big loop. It looks like Ricky Rackman dated Janine

746
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:09,959
Speaker 2: and he I.

747
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: Remember that bothers me.

748
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,439
Speaker 2: There's some sort of fight. He got in a fight

749
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 2: with like a radio host over her. I can't remember what.

750
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: Pablo Pablo, Yeah.

751
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,439
Speaker 2: He's not even that old.

752
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 7: I don't think it was.

753
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: And he can't fight. I'll tell you that too, he

754
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: can't fight. I got in a fight with Pablo once

755
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: when he swung at me. I heard him go. It

756
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing. Yeah, I heard him go as he

757
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: swung at me. Don't ever be afraid of Pablo. So

758
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 1: eventually the cops caught up with this unbelievable couple from

759
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 1: New Mexico who were willing to kill or Die for

760
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: a pocket full of lube and a couple of porno movies.

761
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: The cops got him with that pit maneuver and they're

762
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: all done.

763
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, it must have been a last second. We got

764
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 2: to have each other.

765
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 8: Now.

766
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 2: I mean, you can order that online without the violence,

767
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 2: relatively easy.

768
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you got an Amazon account, Amazon Prime. Just

769
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 4: probably like a couple hours sometimes a head.

770
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 5: There was one time, I think the most desperate I've

771
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 5: seen some people. I was walking to a sandwich shop

772
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 5: in my neighborhood Lake and Lindahl when I lived there

773
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 5: at the time, and next to it was a sex shop.

774
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 5: It's called the Smitten Kitten. And I'm sorry the name again,

775
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 5: was what the Smitten Kitten?

776
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: Oh, it's cute, yep.

777
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 5: A taxi cab pulls up, old school taxi cab and

778
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 5: a guy gets out of the taxi cab in a

779
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 5: hotel robe and slippers, and I'm like, whoa, what's going

780
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 5: on here? And he bursts right into the Smitten Kitten

781
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 5: And as I'm walking by, look into the car and

782
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 5: there's a female and they're also wearing the hotel robe.

783
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 5: So they took a cab in their hotel robes to

784
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 5: go get some sex toys and then jump back in

785
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 5: the cab and go back them. And it was on

786
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 5: like a It was like a Tuesday at noon lunchtime.

787
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 5: Like I said, I was going to the sandwich joint, cheating.

788
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, he only had so much time. We don't have

789
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 2: time to put clothes on it.

790
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 5: It was one of those things where I almost want

791
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 5: to stop and slow claps, slow clap them here for that,

792
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 5: because that's that's the hell of an effort right there.

793
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 4: I would have waited and see what he came out

794
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 4: of that place with.

795
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what exactly was so necessary that you're like,

796
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 5: all right, honey, throw on the ropes. We gotta go

797
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 5: and get the taxi. We gotta go get this product

798
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 5: right now.

799
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,479
Speaker 1: A listener has texted in with his favorite dildo shop joke.

800
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: This is Crocs with socks Jesus. Lady walks into a

801
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: dildo shop and says where's all the dildos and the

802
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 1: clerk says, where they're on the wall, right there, lady,

803
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: And she says, what's with the attitude? And he says, sorry,

804
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, but

805
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with the joke. She walks

806
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: in and says, where are all the dildos? He says

807
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: on the wall over there, and she says, Oh, I'll

808
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: take the big red one. He says, no, no, no,

809
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: that's the fire extinguisher. All right, Pauli Shore Billy, She

810
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: and Ricky Rackman, Savannah Janaye Lindemulder. It's nineteen ninety two

811
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: all over again, Josh.

812
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 2: I don't feel that way, doesn't it?

813
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: All right? I can tell you. I can tell you

814
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: this much. This year is for any of you folks.

815
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: I can't really relate to this, but this is for

816
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: any of you folks who, for some reason might have

817
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: gone out to the grocery recently and bought yourself a

818
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: jar of honey. What is it seventeen sixty three?

819
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 2: What the honey?

820
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: What the hell are people doing with jars of honey

821
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: in twenty and twenty six? What Am I going to

822
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,479
Speaker 1: hitch up the horses and go into town to trade

823
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: that jar of honey for some medicine so my wife

824
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: doesn't die of leprosy? People still go to the store

825
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: and jars of honey.

826
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.

827
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 5: Made some sesame chicken recently called for some honey.

828
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 4: I honestly I probably eat honey like every day. I

829
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 4: love honey. It goes on everything. What you don't like honey,

830
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 4: don't give.

831
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 2: Me like that.

832
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: Just that sounded like an ad with a testimonial Josh.

833
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 2: She does seem like she's a she's pushing it. I

834
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 2: don't don't push honey on us.

835
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 4: I want to get the Little Bear, though I don't

836
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 4: get a I mean, I have gotten jars, but I

837
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 4: I do like to get the little the.

838
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 5: Little I remember the Little Bear, that classic Yeah, the

839
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 5: squeeze bottle.

840
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, reminds me of Whinny the Pooh. Obviously.

841
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: Anyways, a certain brand of honey just got recalled by

842
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: the Food and Drug police because they found something or

843
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: another in that honey. They found an ingredient meant for

844
00:41:55,640 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: treating soft peter or as we know it today by

845
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: the name of irrectile dysfunction.

846
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 2: I'll have honey, nut cheerios in that order, please, So.

847
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: They looked inside the honey and found some type of

848
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: a drug in there meant to treat a rectile dysfunction.

849
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: The honey is made by a company in Virginia called

850
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: a Carco or something silly like that. Those folks at

851
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: ate Carco They claim it's specially formulated honey that gives

852
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: you more energies. I guess the kind of energy that

853
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: might give a player a marble hard rod out of nowheres.

854
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: The boys that worked out need to see that, do they, Josh?

855
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 2: No, yes, yeah, you know, you'd kind of have some

856
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 2: questions about what's going on and is sad as he's

857
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 2: What do you put honey?

858
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 7: Like?

859
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, I guess I had some, uh just

860
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 2: last week or whatever for a sore throat or whatever.

861
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 2: You but it's been a while for me. Well, what

862
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 2: else do you put honey on on a normal day, Ashley?

863
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:10,879
Speaker 2: You said you have it every day?

864
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 8: Uh?

865
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 4: Toast? So yeah, toast with peanut butter, bananas and honey,

866
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 4: amazing tea coffee.

867
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: And then you have to go down to the sawmill

868
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,720
Speaker 1: and tell Paw and Albert just dying of plague?

869
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 4: You ever had gram crackers with honey?

870
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 6: Really?

871
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 1: No, again, it's not seventeen hundred, dude.

872
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 4: I just I'm surprised. I thought honey was a regular

873
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 4: they met people ate out.

874
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of a jar of honey since the

875
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: last time I watched gun Smoke.

876
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 4: I use it in a lot of sauces that I

877
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 4: make too, Honey mustard cream sauce. Oh so good. Umm,

878
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 4: I'll put you guys on the honey. Yeah.

879
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: Can you imagine being like Ashley. Let's say you're a dude, right,

880
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: you eat this honey. You don't know that it's got

881
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: some kind of owner boost in there. You know, you

882
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: look down, boy, I'm pretty excited to go to work today. Uh.

883
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: The FDA says the drug in there goes by the

884
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: name of to dallaphil, and apparently to dalaphil is one

885
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: of the ingredients in c alice, the famous Bonon pill.

886
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: In case you're curious. The side effects of to dallaphil dizzyness.

887
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: Whoa Josh, you're gonna be okay?

888
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd worry about that.

889
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: You just you kind of. I looked over there, Yeah.

890
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 2: Like, oh you messing with me? Or I know I've

891
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 2: like I said, I'm only about eighty five percent.

892
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: One of the side effects is dizzyness. I looked over headaches.

893
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 2: Yep, I've been having headaches last two weeks.

894
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: Your blood pressure goes through the roof, you know.

895
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 2: I think it is this constant erection I've had for whatever.

896
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: And rbs are another side effected this to Dalla Phil

897
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: and RB's so anyway, all these jars of honey are

898
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:15,479
Speaker 1: being recalled, and you know there's there's enough heard ons

899
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: out there these days as it is, so put a

900
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: lid on that.

901
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be pretty freaked out if I'm just constantly

902
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 2: getting erections and I have no idea what's going on.

903
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 4: I would never think that it's my honey, you know,

904
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 4: peanut butter, honey toast that I'm consuming in the morning.

905
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 2: He's certainly not.

906
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: How did Mary go blind? Can you answer that for us?

907
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: Since you're you're living out on the prairie. It was

908
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: the honey, It was terrible, Was it not? A fire?

909
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 1: Little house on the prairie? Fans?

910
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 2: Scarlet fever?

911
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,399
Speaker 1: Scarlet how do you know that? So quickly? Google? Oh

912
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: my god, you're quick with that. Scarlet fever is what

913
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: caused Mary to lose her sight. And then she married

914
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: what was his name, big tall sum bitch kind of

915
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: looked like Robbie Benson. Laura's husband was Alonso, otherwise known

916
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: as Manly. Mary married a blind dude and his name

917
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: was looking six eight six eight three, won't know what

918
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: start number?

919
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 5: Six three ninety three?

920
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 2: Well, do you want me to tell you I got it.

921
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: Let's see. Let's see if let's go to a listener.

922
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: First one to answer Mary from Little House in the

923
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: Prairie her husband's name on the show.

924
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 2: What he did? I remember what he did?

925
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: He was a teacher, correct, weren't they both teachers? Yeah?

926
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: And wasn't she he blind as well?

927
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, he couldn't see a damn thing. Six ninety three,

928
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: ninety three? What the hell was his name? He's like

929
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: six six, terrible actor, it's awful. What was his character name?

930
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: I think our text machine might have locked up because

931
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,760
Speaker 1: normally people there it is Adam, Adam, yep, thank you,

932
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: you're your name is? Uh?

933
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 2: You pick him up? You dropped him? Yeah, you got it,

934
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 2: Bloomington Health inspector. Jesus, he got it too.

935
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: You got it first? Or what's his name? You said

936
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: it a minute now?

937
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 2: You picked him up, you dropped He got it first.

938
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: Adam Kendall, God dang, watch that after school every day?

939
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: Me too, for many, many, many many years.

940
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 2: Loved that show. Actually a few years ago we tried

941
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 2: to get my youngest into it.

942
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 3: Oh that go, you know, he thought it was.

943
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 5: All right, Okay, he didn't completely just crap all over it.

944
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 2: He didn't feel the same way I did growing up.

945
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: Sure, Melissa Gilbert one of the prettiest people that have

946
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: ever lived.

947
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, half pint, that's great.

948
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: Here's a strange act of defiance. At least that's the

949
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: only thing I could come up with to describe this. Here.

950
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: Next route, we're going to take, strange act of defiance.

951
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: Obviously a deeply troubled individual. A former employee of a

952
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: Little Caesar's Pizza pizzeria. A former employee of a Little

953
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: Caesar's pizzarea joint in North Carolina. He broke into the

954
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: place the other night and started making and selling pizza pies.

955
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: This year is a forty one year old man by

956
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: the name of John. I guess there was something about

957
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: losing his gig over there at Little Caesar's that didn't

958
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: sit well with John, poor dumb bastard that he is,

959
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: so he broke into the joint after they had closed

960
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 1: up for the night. John just said effet, and he

961
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: opened the place back up, and he started selling, making them,

962
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: answering the telephone, selling them, and he pocketed all the

963
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: monies and he was doing very well. He's really raking

964
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: it in. No word here on how many pies he

965
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: sold or what he was charging folks. But then John

966
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: got caught when he tried to pull this bit a

967
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: second time. Nobody knew. I guess the first time he

968
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: broke into the joint after hours, selling pizzas all over town,

969
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: no one found out. But he showed up a second

970
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: time a little too early. Current employees recognized John and

971
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: told him to get the f out. I wish I

972
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: would have seen this. A big former pizza man that

973
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 1: would be John and a current pizza man. They fist

974
00:49:53,960 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: fought in the middle of the shop and John lost badly.

975
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: He got tuned up good. So the cops showed up,

976
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: took John away, and I didn't get a chance to

977
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: look at his mug shot, but I hear he looks

978
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: like a broken man in his mug shot.

979
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you would not buy food from this guy.

980
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 2: He walked in there and saw him. He just turn

981
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 2: around and go next door to Popeyes or something. This

982
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 2: guy looked he got his butt kicked for sure.

983
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: I guess the eye the eye swelled up. That's freaking

984
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 1: funny right there. So John is in Dutch with local

985
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: law enforcement.

986
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, hemost like he's been through it.

987
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah he has. Oh wow, maybe he loved his job.

988
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: Something about that gig passionate about it.

989
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 5: You love to see it.

990
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: Young younger days. High school pal of mine got arrested

991
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: at a famous bar restaurant in my hometown. He was

992
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 1: washing dishes there for you know whatever, two dollars an hour.

993
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: He's a derelict. So his shift was over at whatever

994
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 1: ten pm. And instead of leaving, but he did say goodbye,

995
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 1: goodbye everybody, Okay, see you later, Donnie. Instead of leaving,

996
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 1: Donnie went and hid in a closet or something, waited

997
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: for the bar to close at one am. And then

998
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: here he is, a sixteen year old kid with a

999
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: whole bar restaurant to himself, and so he's drinking up

1000
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: the hoots, drinking up the beer. His mistake was that

1001
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: he decided to grill himself up a bacon cheeseburger.

1002
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 4: And I understand that three o'clock in the.

1003
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: Morning on a Wednesday or whatever. The local police, who

1004
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: have nothing better to do in those days, they didn't,

1005
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: they had nothing better to do. They see the smoke

1006
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: pumping out of the bar restaurant, They smell the.

1007
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 4: Burger, you would have to.

1008
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: There's my loser high school buddy in there with a

1009
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: bottle of JD in one hand and a spatula in

1010
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: the other, making himself something to eat.

1011
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 5: That's pretty ballsy for sixteen to do that.

1012
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that, honestly though, I kind of respect that fun.

1013
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1014
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 1: You know, normally i'd call it ballsy, Dana, but knowing

1015
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 1: the guy, it's more absolutely and completely out of his mind. Okay,

1016
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: but you're.

1017
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,319
Speaker 2: Right, you can't really call this breaking in. But a

1018
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 2: buddy of mine was a manager at at a sandwich shop,

1019
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 2: and like it, if we're when it was closed, he'd

1020
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: go in there and get food constantly.

1021
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 5: Oh, he'd go make himself a sandwich two times, well

1022
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 5: for everybody. Oh nice.

1023
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd go pick stuff up and bring it out.

1024
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: You know.

1025
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,879
Speaker 5: That's so wonderful sometimes when your buddies have jobs back

1026
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 5: in the day that you can bank off their perks,

1027
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 5: you know.

1028
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1029
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 4: I really liked when I my high school boyfriend had

1030
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 4: some cool job that I got perks out of, Like

1031
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 4: when he worked at Wendy's.

1032
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 5: That was sweet.

1033
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1034
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 5: My high school girlfriend worked at Red Lobster for a stretch,

1035
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,280
Speaker 5: and I'd be playing poker all night with the boys,

1036
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 5: and then she'd come bring me cheddar Bay biscuits. I

1037
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 5: didn't realize how good I had at at age seventeen.

1038
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 4: Me and my ex worked at Red Lobster at the

1039
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 4: same time. He ate a lot of crab legs. It's

1040
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 4: pretty sweet.

1041
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 2: You never had those cheddar Bay biscuits everyone talks about though.

1042
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 5: We're so good.

1043
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: All right, I'm about ready to blow everybody's mind if

1044
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 1: this is frigging true. Earlier we were talking about Little

1045
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: House in the Prairie. We got to talking about Mary,

1046
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: the character and her huhusband whose character name was Adam?

1047
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 1: Is this true? Someone texted in and said, you may

1048
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: not realize Adam from Little House on the Prairie the

1049
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 1: actor created Malcolm in the middle.

1050
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 2: If it's a lynn Wood boomer which I thought was

1051
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 2: the name of the.

1052
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: Actor, I have no idea what his actor.

1053
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,439
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a pretty unique name.

1054
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: I don't have any memory of what Adam's real name was.

1055
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 5: Lindwood Boomery.

1056
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 2: You're right, it's got to be the same guy. I mean,

1057
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 2: i'd be you freakingly odd if there is two guys

1058
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 2: with that name.

1059
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 5: Too many Lynnwood's out there.

1060
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: I don't think well Jesus balls.

1061
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, some guy, same guy.

1062
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 1: That's the most fascinating fact I have heard all day.

1063
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: Crazy show. He couldn't act, so obviously he had other

1064
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: talents in the mix. Created Malcolm in the Middle. Wow.

1065
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 5: Some of his other acting credits Hawaii five, Oh, The

1066
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 5: Love Boat, Fantasy Island.

1067
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: Okay, First off, everybody, everybody who was part of the

1068
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: Actors Guild in the late seventies and early eighties made

1069
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 1: at least one appearance on The Love Boat in Fantasy Island,

1070
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,919
Speaker 1: So it wasn't like they were sought after.

1071
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 5: I understand.

1072
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: I think you were obligated, right, Josh. You were obligated.

1073
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 1: If you lived in Hollywood and we're working actor or actress,

1074
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 1: you had to appear on the Love Boat or Fantasy Island.

1075
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 2: It does seem like it was written into every contract.

1076
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 2: Watch those all the time too.

1077
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 1: If you could not get on either of those programs,

1078
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: you were a dogsh actor.

1079
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,479
Speaker 5: That was the lit mis test. Yes, if you can't

1080
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 5: get on the Fantasy Island or Love Boat, then just

1081
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 5: move back home disle Ohio.

1082
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: Usually, if Charro was sick, then your your telephone line

1083
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: would ring.

1084
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 2: She was something. She was everywhere for a while.

1085
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Charo, here's a question from a listener about my

1086
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: high school buddy who cooked himself up a burger and

1087
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 1: was drinking hooch after hours and the restaurant he was

1088
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: working at. Is he the one who's in the insane

1089
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: asylum now? Yes?

1090
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:54,760
Speaker 2: Oh, he had a promising start.

1091
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, took a turn. We were we were pretty tight.

1092
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: That is effing gonna up throw me all day long.

1093
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 1: Adam from Little I'm calling all my buddies tonight. Adam

1094
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: from Little House in the Prairie created Malcolm in the

1095
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 1: Stinking Medal. All right, let's move on here. Frozen iguanas. Right,

1096
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Speaker 1: we've been talking about the frozen iguana problems that come

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Speaker 1: around this time of year and the godless Gator State.

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Speaker 1: It gets cold outside. The iguanas are up in the trees,

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Speaker 1: don't you know? They freeze up. They're so damn cold

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Speaker 1: they can't hang on to the tree anymore. They fall

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Speaker 1: out of the tree. They crack your windshield for you,

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Speaker 1: the half dead frozen iguanas. They hit you over the

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Speaker 1: head or in the nuts as they're falling from the sky.

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Speaker 1: Some local whack bag down there is running around picking

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Speaker 1: up frozen iguanas off the sidewalks, and then he cuts

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Speaker 1: their little carcasses up and he puts them on pizzas.

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Speaker 1: He's making iguana poon tang pizza. Frozen iguana poon tang pizza.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that was the talk of the town over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: I heard a lot of people talking about the iguanas

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Speaker 2: and the iguana pizza. I for a short time hosted

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Speaker 2: a couple of as a patriot, a couple of all

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Speaker 2: American iguanas, because my cousin was deployed and he had iguanas,

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Speaker 2: so I watched him until he got back. What would

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Speaker 2: you make of that experience, I'm not it was kind

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Speaker 2: of a pain in the ass, to be honest with you,

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Speaker 2: caring for these things.

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Speaker 5: But you served your country and all round way.

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Speaker 2: That's how I look at it, And it was I mean,

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Speaker 2: they were just kind of gross more than anything. I

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Speaker 2: can't imagine eating them.

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Speaker 1: Always thought they were just stupid. So this guy is

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Speaker 1: he's been talking other losers down there into buying iguana

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Speaker 1: poon tang pies from him. He's given his frozen iguana

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Speaker 1: pies a very predictable name. He calls them Florida Man Pizza.

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Speaker 1: Apparently they're currently on sale. I let a pizzarea down there.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what they want in trade for this garbage.

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Speaker 2: Too much people are saying that they're not they're not bad.

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Speaker 2: Purple Belt Jesus tastes like chicken. Seems like a lot

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Speaker 2: of meats do.

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Speaker 1: One of our listeners says that iguana tails are like

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Speaker 1: Indiana Jones whip.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was warned about that. I've heard that's

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Speaker 2: very very alchy getting hit by something like that.

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Speaker 1: I'll eat a lot of things on a pizza pie,

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Speaker 1: or on a sandwich or I'm not a picky eater,

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Speaker 1: but lizards and such, I think i'd have to think twice.

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Speaker 4: Eh, you give me it, you can't do it.

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Speaker 1: You give me enough beer, Yeah, I'll probably, but lizards,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Did I just say the F word?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? You did?

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Speaker 1: Oh, nobody bats a thousand. I've been trying to stay

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Speaker 1: away from it every day for the last you.

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Speaker 2: Know, I didn't want to kick you when you were down,

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Speaker 2: but you well, it's a proper name, so that I

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Speaker 2: think there should be an asterix next.

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Speaker 1: What did I say?

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Speaker 2: Florida Man Pizza?

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00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I had to.

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Speaker 2: That's a that's a proper name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, give me a freaking break. I hate you guys.

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Speaker 5: Sports on the ninety three X Half Assed Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: It's unbelievable everything that's happened in my career, But to

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Speaker 2: do it with this team, I wouldn't want it any

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Speaker 2: other way, all my teammates, all my coaches I've ever had.

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Speaker 5: It's always believing in me. I've always believed in myself

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Speaker 5: because of my family and my friends.

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Speaker 1: So it's as simple as that.

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Speaker 5: As long as you believe in yourself, anything's possible.

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Speaker 1: Anything's possible. That is Uh. Last night, Super Bowl winning

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Speaker 1: quarterback Sam Darnold, he and the Seattle Sea Ducks beat

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Speaker 1: the New England Patriots by a final score of twenty

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Speaker 1: nine to thirteen. Kind of a gone show. I mean

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Speaker 1: I liked it. I like ugly, boring, one sided football games.

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Speaker 1: I do, you got it? Yeah, A lot of special teams,

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Speaker 1: a lot of defense. That's that's what I'm into. But

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Speaker 1: most folks are looking at this as a a massive turd.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there was never really a doubt beyond the

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Speaker 1: first quarter what was gonna happen. A lot of folks

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Speaker 1: don't like that. A lot of folks don't like that.

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Speaker 1: Sam Darnald. They gave him the double MVP. That's never

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Speaker 1: been awarded to a player before. Usually after the Super Bowl,

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Speaker 1: a player is just awarded an MVP. But Sam Darnald

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Speaker 1: was so good he was named the double MVP. Good

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Speaker 1: for him. Actually, that prize went to Kenny Walker. Part three,

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Speaker 1: running back, Josh telling the guy he played for the Rams,

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Speaker 1: he played for the Argonauts.

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Speaker 2: He's very good with theaue.

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Speaker 1: Kenny Walker Part three MVP of the Super Bowl. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it all with Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder

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Speaker 1: here in about a half hour. Everybody loved the halftime show.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that. Some guy jumped onto the ball

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Speaker 1: field running around like a jag off. Hey, Josh, a

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Speaker 1: guy that you went to school with, Fitzgerald Junior was

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Speaker 1: elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was awesome. Saw Randy Moss and he getting

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Speaker 2: together and pro hugging or high fiving each other.

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Speaker 1: Virtually, Oh my god, virtually.

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Speaker 5: It sounded like it was virtual. I don't know, they're

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Speaker 5: hanging on a boat, on a.

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Speaker 2: Boat together, That's what I said. Yeah, high five in

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Speaker 2: each other on the deck of a boat in person.

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Speaker 1: Side Minnesota football players on a boat.

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Speaker 5: What could go wrong?

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Speaker 1: Yesterday was one of the most miserable Timberwolves performances I've

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Speaker 1: ever seen in my miserable Timberwolves loving life.

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Speaker 2: Saw a few headlines calling it embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: It was embarrassing, humbling, even worse than that, terrible, And

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Speaker 1: they got to play again tonight. The Atlanta Hawks are

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Speaker 1: in town again, half hour away from rapping with the Shaver,

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Speaker 1: and writer Josh has some more news coming for you

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Speaker 1: here in just a couple of minutes.

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Speaker 2: Half Fast Morning Show ninety three X gots some not

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Speaker 2: so good news for you today.

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Speaker 7: And I said, been sick a couple of weeks ago,

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Speaker 7: and then he went.

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Speaker 5: To the hospital and got a.

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Speaker 4: Got checked out and had actually got the diagnosis that

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Speaker 4: I had a Christie Arene old carson onman.

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Speaker 2: That had tested his size into my arms.

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Speaker 4: And that's us stage.

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Speaker 5: Four And that's not real good.

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Speaker 6: But you know what, we save a mighty God, and

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Speaker 6: he can over he can do, he can overcome anything.

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Speaker 5: So I have no fear or really, sincerely, I'm not scared.

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Speaker 2: Of it at all. Well, some sad news over the

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Speaker 2: weekend as Brad Arnold, the founder and lead singer of

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Speaker 2: Three Doors Down, has died. The singer announced in May

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Speaker 2: he had stage four kidney cancer. Months later, the band

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Speaker 2: shared on social media he died peacefully in his sleep Saturday,

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Speaker 2: with his wife Jennifer and family by his side. Arnold

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Speaker 2: was the founding member, singer, and original drummer for Three

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Speaker 2: Doors Down, known for hits like Here Without You, It's

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Speaker 2: Not My Time in Kryptonite, which Arnold wrote in math

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Speaker 2: class only fifteen years old. Wow, and he was only

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Speaker 2: forty seven years old.

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Speaker 1: At his time. Damn, I had no idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, too bad.

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Speaker 4: What a talented man.

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Speaker 2: Fifteen he wrote.

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Speaker 5: Like one of their biggest hits, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Must have have done so well in math. He wasn't

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Speaker 2: paying attention in math, but he was getting a career

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Speaker 2: going there music worth it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that sea or whatever.

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Speaker 1: You were a writer when you were fifteen.

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Speaker 2: I didn't go on to write hits songs like he was.

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Speaker 1: Because you weren't given the opportunity. You were a writer.

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Speaker 1: You wrote a book report on Don't Tell Me the

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Speaker 1: kid who died in the plane.

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Speaker 2: Crash, Randy Roads.

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Speaker 1: You wrote a story of the life of Randy Rhoades.

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Speaker 2: I was the only one in class interested in that.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I was so passionate about Randy Rhoads and.

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Speaker 1: He went to the wrong high school.

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Speaker 5: That didn't get you any babes, Joshua, No, no, that

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Speaker 5: it was great.

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Speaker 1: None of your other Holy Angels bros. Supported your your

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Speaker 1: story of the life of Randy road Up.

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Speaker 2: I was alone on that one.

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Speaker 1: What the hell were they listening to?

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Speaker 5: I don't know what were they listening to? Asa Base

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Speaker 5: or something?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 2: An Illinois daycare worker is accused of giving children something

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Speaker 2: that definitely wasn't on the menu last week, chewable laxatives.

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Speaker 1: I have no words. It's just thinking that you gonna

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Speaker 1: your kid is going to be safe in the daycare

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Speaker 1: and hang you come and find surprices like this. It's uh,

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Speaker 1: he's said, he's devastating, you know.

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Speaker 2: Tuesday brought a barrage of blowouts from baby butts, and

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Speaker 2: with the turds came an investigation which led to the

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Speaker 2: termination of a twenty three year old employee. Police said

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Speaker 2: just before nine to forty five am Tuesday, officers were

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Speaker 2: notified by multiple parents of the daycare that their children

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Speaker 2: have been given chewable laxatives. Investigators later confirmed the woman

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Speaker 2: had given laxatives to at least three children under two,

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Speaker 2: telling them it was candy.

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Speaker 9: My child is still suffering from constipation, oh, which the

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Speaker 9: doctor said it was going to be a side effect

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Speaker 9: of the las exatives of coming off of laxatives.

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Speaker 2: The parents of one child said they'd been trying for

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Speaker 2: many weeks to figure out why their kid was always sick.

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Speaker 7: She said the.

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Speaker 2: Toddler was sent home from daycare for diarrhea at least

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Speaker 2: three times over the past two months. Even the doctor

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Speaker 2: visits and switching the child's formula caused nothing to work.

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Speaker 9: We thought it could have been a virus, and that

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Speaker 9: was negative. But he was not diagnosed with any stomach

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Speaker 9: bug or anything either.

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Speaker 4: They probably you know, paid for like the super sensitive

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Speaker 4: formula too, like the really expensive stuff.

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Speaker 2: They tried everything.

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Speaker 1: So this was done intentionally.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she just didn't want to watch the kids. She

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Speaker 4: wanted to like send them home sick, or they.

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Speaker 1: Just really wanted to watch diarrhea.

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Speaker 2: No, they didn't want to watch it, or she didn't

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Speaker 2: want to watch the kids. On Monday, the mother said

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Speaker 2: she learned the unimaginable.

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Speaker 9: We found out from the director that she had fired

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Speaker 9: her employee because she allegedly was giving them these laxatives

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Speaker 9: and saying that it was candy so that they could

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Speaker 9: get sent home, because if it was overwhelmed, it's disgusting.

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Speaker 9: Get another child.

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Speaker 2: Then, the child's father said, the daycares policy requires a

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Speaker 2: sick child to be sent home and remain there for

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Speaker 2: twenty four hours, so she knew she at least twenty

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Speaker 2: four hours without.

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Speaker 4: I'd kill somebody.

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Speaker 2: The now former daycare teacher, who studied early childhood education

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Speaker 2: at Northern Illinois University, later turned herself into police.

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Speaker 1: Well, that is simply the wrong thing to do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I agree with that. Mom.

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Speaker 2: Just get a different gig, find something else.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have to watch kids for Olivia, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: And for our number two poop story of the day,

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Speaker 2: Police in Washington deployed a drone last week to catch

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Speaker 2: what they described an official language as a serial defecator,

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Speaker 2: bringing to justice a perpetual park pooper whose doodo was deliberate.

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01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 2: Officers set up trail cameras, tracked the troubling trend and

1311
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 2: determined there was a pattern.

1312
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 1: Somebody make a doodoo pie.

1313
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 2: They made a doto over and over and over again.

1314
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 5: At least have the i'm courtesy to do in your

1315
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 5: backpack if you got to go.

1316
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 2: Specifically, a forty six year old woman was visiting the

1317
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 2: park in the early morning hours with a mission to

1318
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 2: make a mess. It's always women lately. It does seem

1319
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 2: like that.

1320
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a did last few years. A couple

1321
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 1: of stories last week with surprising Yeah, it same thing,

1322
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: females making big turds all over town, leaving them for

1323
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: other folks to worry about.

1324
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 2: So, I don't know if it's like, maybe do guys

1325
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 2: do it so often it's no longer news or women

1326
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 2: being the pupetrators here over and over.

1327
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 4: There, men are more. They they took over the masturbating

1328
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 4: in public department, so the women have to pick up

1329
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 4: the slack.

1330
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, defficating.

1331
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 1: There was a time when women were dominating the headlines

1332
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 1: when it came to masturbating in public.

1333
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, that's the alternate timeline. I want

1334
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:50,360
Speaker 2: to live.

1335
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 1: No kidding, I'm not sure what you mean.

1336
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,640
Speaker 5: Never been on a jogging trail and the woman flashes

1337
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 5: me her vagina, otherwise you jock more?

1338
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, once.

1339
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 1: You should have just said I've never been on a jogging.

1340
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:11,360
Speaker 2: Once the pattern was established, police tractor movements, they launched

1341
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 2: a drone to a Thursday morning. They've been to win

1342
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 2: as far as to launch a drone. I wanted to

1343
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 2: figure out who kept crapping. They recorded the suspect in

1344
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,800
Speaker 2: the act of excreting a lady log. After a brief

1345
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 2: pause for gloves, deep breaths, and perhaps spirited debates about

1346
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,839
Speaker 2: whose turn it was to walk over there, police cited

1347
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,440
Speaker 2: her for indecent conduct.

1348
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:32,400
Speaker 1: I want to live in a town where things are

1349
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 1: still so simple and quiet that the only reason why

1350
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 1: they have to bust out the police drone is to

1351
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:39,800
Speaker 1: find some lady who's pressing. Turns out.

1352
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 4: It's a fun day to be a cop.

1353
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 2: That's one of those things where it's like, we got

1354
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 2: this drone. Yeah, I love using this tree.

1355
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,639
Speaker 1: We gassed it up three years ago. We haven't even

1356
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:49,800
Speaker 1: flown the damn thing.

1357
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:53,600
Speaker 2: It is National Poop Day, which takes place annually on

1358
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 2: the day after Super Bowl Sunday. National Poop Day was

1359
01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:00,800
Speaker 2: created in twenty sixteen. During a polling place selection at

1360
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 2: the Madison Children's Museum, the children passed a referendum to

1361
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 2: allow for the celebration of National Poop Day, a day

1362
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,679
Speaker 2: meant to celebrate and explore one of the most vital

1363
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 2: functions of the human body.

1364
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:12,639
Speaker 1: Boy.

1365
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:16,000
Speaker 2: The word poop is said to be derived from the

1366
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:19,719
Speaker 2: Indo European word pooh, which is linked to the words

1367
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,760
Speaker 2: putrid and putrefy.

1368
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:27,080
Speaker 1: Uh, that's fascinating. Who came up with poop shoot? That's

1369
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,559
Speaker 1: what I want to know. You have any idea?

1370
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:30,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

1371
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,559
Speaker 5: I mean, there's probably your mom joke in there somewhere,

1372
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 5: but I.

1373
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,080
Speaker 1: Should have looked. My mom came up with poop shooting.

1374
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,880
Speaker 2: Possibly she was a very funny lady.

1375
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:42,559
Speaker 1: A Pennsylvania highly educated also highly educated? Is that right?

1376
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 1: It must have been her? Must have been her.

1377
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 2: A Pennsylvania woman's accused of beating up a school bus driver,

1378
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:52,200
Speaker 2: oh after the driver was five minutes late picking up

1379
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:53,519
Speaker 2: her daughter from the bus stop.

1380
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 4: Really wants to get her daughter out of there.

1381
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 2: On January fifteenth, the bus driver, Shila Harris, was picking

1382
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 2: up students along a ruad when thirty one year old

1383
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 2: Tonell Day pulled open the school bus doors, spilled her coffee,

1384
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 2: and then launched into an attack which could generously be

1385
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 2: described as wildly unnecessary.

1386
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 1: This was a lady who attacked the school. The mom

1387
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 1: shouldn't she be taking in a mall, parking lot or

1388
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 1: something different.

1389
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 2: State surveillance video shows the suspect getting in Harris's face,

1390
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:25,240
Speaker 2: batting away her arm as the driver tried to defend herself,

1391
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:28,679
Speaker 2: then punching Harris multiple times with an arm while holding

1392
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 2: the victim's hair with the other. It's the everyday life

1393
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,599
Speaker 2: of a bus driver. Parents are just crazy, Harris said.

1394
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,519
Speaker 2: What was going through my mind was to secure the

1395
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 2: bus so that we didn't drive into anything.

1396
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:42,400
Speaker 6: That was what was going through my mind, and get

1397
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,360
Speaker 6: her off the bus.

1398
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 2: The angry mother reportedly made her reasoning for the attack clear.

1399
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,360
Speaker 2: She said, I had her baby standing out in the cold,

1400
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 2: Harris said, adding that she saw the suspect ripping the

1401
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,240
Speaker 2: doors open. She was struggling to pull the brake to

1402
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,320
Speaker 2: stop the bus, which was right before the punching started.

1403
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,639
Speaker 2: In the video, a small figure wearing a pink backpack

1404
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 2: whose faces blurred can be seen walking onto the bus

1405
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 2: at the same time as the suspect, suggesting Day's daughter

1406
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 2: witnessed her mom go nuts. Other children were on board

1407
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:14,040
Speaker 2: as well, including the bus driver's son, who woke up

1408
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:16,919
Speaker 2: from a nap to hear he or his mother's screams,

1409
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,640
Speaker 2: jumped on the suspect's back, and with the help of

1410
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 2: two adults, kicked her off the bus. The bus driver

1411
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:26,680
Speaker 2: had to be treated for a concussion at a nearby hospital.

1412
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,599
Speaker 2: Now she was five late because there was a big

1413
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:32,640
Speaker 2: snowstorm in town and the mom apparently didn't understand that.

1414
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 2: Police say. An active shooter at a Florida school has

1415
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:40,479
Speaker 2: been identified as an Orlando cop and reportedly no one

1416
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:43,679
Speaker 2: was more startled by that plot twist than the officer himself.

1417
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 2: According to authorities, a police officer accidentally fired a rifle

1418
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:51,839
Speaker 2: during a Wednesday lockdown at a middle school. The Orlando

1419
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:55,240
Speaker 2: Police Department, along with other partner agencies, responded to the

1420
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 2: school about five pm, two hours after dismissal. This was

1421
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,560
Speaker 2: following a nine one one call that there was possibly

1422
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 2: an armed person on campus. Officers conducted a thorough search

1423
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,240
Speaker 2: of the campus, but no such person was located and

1424
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 2: there wasn't a school shooting until the cops got there.

1425
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:14,880
Speaker 2: During the search, an officer accidentally fired his weapon.

1426
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: Oh oops.

1427
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:21,360
Speaker 2: That officer is undergoing additional training, and an internal investigation

1428
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 2: was launched. As per department policy.

1429
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:26,799
Speaker 1: I went to school here, you did. Yeah, my locker

1430
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,759
Speaker 1: was right over their boat. Yeah.

1431
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:29,839
Speaker 5: That'll ruine to Tuesday.

1432
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,640
Speaker 2: You'd have to blame somebody else that wasn't me.

1433
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,559
Speaker 5: No, no, no.

1434
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 2: The good news, aside from deputy discharges slightly bruised professional pride,

1435
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:41,200
Speaker 2: is that.

1436
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:43,559
Speaker 1: No one was injured. No one was injured.

1437
01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 2: There was a social media rumor suggesting the whole thing

1438
01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 2: may have started as a prank which caused the lockdown,

1439
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 2: which eventually led to that accidental shooting.

1440
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:55,920
Speaker 5: You got to a locker pop.

1441
01:12:56,800 --> 01:13:00,639
Speaker 2: An otter Tail County man was hospitalized after accidentally shooting

1442
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,960
Speaker 2: himself in the hand birthing a new hand Ngina. According

1443
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,880
Speaker 2: to the out of the Sheriff's Office, a medical call

1444
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:10,599
Speaker 2: came in east of Dalton around three forty five pm Thursday,

1445
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 2: January twenty ninth. At the time, the man was reportedly

1446
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,519
Speaker 2: handling a pistol in his garage when he lost his

1447
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:19,559
Speaker 2: grip as the gun fell toward the floor. He tried

1448
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,639
Speaker 2: to grab at mid air and he moved firearms instructors everywhere

1449
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:27,320
Speaker 2: may describe as don't he accidentally pulled the trigger, drooling

1450
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 2: hot lead through the de beater. The bullet struck his

1451
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:33,560
Speaker 2: left hand and caused extensive damage. And it would be

1452
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,679
Speaker 2: interesting to know how this car ride went. His wife

1453
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:42,000
Speaker 2: drove him to the hospital. I want to Yeah, you wouldn't.

1454
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,320
Speaker 2: You're on your own figure it out.

1455
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:46,680
Speaker 5: Order, aneuverpal, poor bastard.

1456
01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 2: Feel bad for the guy. We have multiple reasons. I'm

1457
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 2: sure he probably got some crap on.

1458
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:53,560
Speaker 1: The way there. We were firing handguns a number of

1459
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:56,800
Speaker 1: years ago on a buddy's farm, and you know, the

1460
01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 1: dude who was the real enthusiast of handgun was very

1461
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 1: very careful and explaining whatever he needed, whatever he felt

1462
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,639
Speaker 1: he needed to explain to each of us who stepped

1463
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:11,160
Speaker 1: up to shoot at a target. One of my pals

1464
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:16,839
Speaker 1: dropped the handgun as the enthusiast was very carefully passing

1465
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: it to him for his turn. Just dropped it. Just

1466
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: never even got his hand really around the handle, dropped it.

1467
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 4: I would have taken back.

1468
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:28,439
Speaker 1: Oh, That's where I'm going with this. That individual did

1469
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 1: not get a second try. Did not get a second try.

1470
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a little dangerous.

1471
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 1: Who's a little dangerous.

1472
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,080
Speaker 2: The person that's going to drop Oh yeah, yeah.

1473
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:38,720
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

1474
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:43,559
Speaker 2: Domestic disputes that require police intervention are never a laughing matter,

1475
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:47,160
Speaker 2: unless it's two siblings threatening to kill each other over

1476
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 2: who ate the last sticky bun. Police responded last week

1477
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:54,160
Speaker 2: to a residence in Pennsylvania to handle a domestic incident

1478
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 2: already in progress. When officers arrived, they discovered the confrontation

1479
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,559
Speaker 2: was between siblings, a dramatic showdown over who ate the

1480
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:05,400
Speaker 2: last sticky bun, and apparently vows of deadly vengeance.

1481
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever enjoyed a sticky bun.

1482
01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:09,479
Speaker 4: Oh, you would love them?

1483
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're sweets guy?

1484
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:14,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it? Is it jug food basically made for children? Yeah,

1485
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,000
Speaker 1: well then i'd love it. Yeah, it's right.

1486
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:18,080
Speaker 2: Your will help second.

1487
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:22,320
Speaker 4: Progress, No weapons, no stations, cities between siblings over to

1488
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,120
Speaker 4: atolas stickybon.

1489
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,080
Speaker 8: Now they're starving to kill each other.

1490
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 4: This poor mom.

1491
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:32,160
Speaker 2: Sadly, public records requests have been denied, so no further

1492
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:36,200
Speaker 2: information about the confrontation is available, leaving investigators, neighbors, and

1493
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 2: pastry enthusiasts everywhere with more questions than crumbs. Additionally, specific

1494
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 2: sticky bun details are lacking, However, if they weren't homemade,

1495
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,959
Speaker 2: it appears they likely came from Mister Stickies. Mister Stickies

1496
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:53,360
Speaker 2: a favorite in the area located where the siblings clashed,

1497
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:57,960
Speaker 2: and locals did say mister Stickies offers several varieties worth

1498
01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:58,679
Speaker 2: fighting over.

1499
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:04,240
Speaker 1: Is it it's like your typical cinnamon cinnamon roll type

1500
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: of a thing? Anyone know?

1501
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:06,599
Speaker 3: Uh?

1502
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:11,439
Speaker 4: No, no, sticky, I guess Honestly, I don't know how

1503
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 4: else to explain it, except the fact that like a

1504
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:16,280
Speaker 4: sticky bun is a sticky bun. Yeah, Like it's it's

1505
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:20,000
Speaker 4: not really frosting, it's more of like a like kind

1506
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,320
Speaker 4: of Yeah, like what's on the inside of a cinnamon roll,

1507
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 4: that gooey, creamy kind of vibe. Yeah, they're really good.

1508
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:29,840
Speaker 4: You would love them. Usually see them with like pecans

1509
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:30,320
Speaker 4: on the top.

1510
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:33,120
Speaker 1: I'll have to talk them out. I love that. How

1511
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:34,400
Speaker 1: old were these kids who were threatened?

1512
01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 2: They didn't say. I don't even know if they're kids.

1513
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:37,080
Speaker 2: They just call them siblings.

1514
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:39,880
Speaker 1: Okay, do you remember when you when I was a

1515
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:43,759
Speaker 1: kid with my brother and sister, we would get so

1516
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,840
Speaker 1: furious with each other that we would vow to kill

1517
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:50,559
Speaker 1: each other, and at least in the moment we really

1518
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,600
Speaker 1: we really intended to do it.

1519
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:53,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1520
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that that feeling definitely.

1521
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1522
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:59,759
Speaker 1: Oh, I remember being so rageful. Well, I really thought

1523
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna cut up I'm gonna

1524
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,559
Speaker 1: cut them up into pieces and kill them.

1525
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:06,400
Speaker 4: I remember the first time I ever felt that way

1526
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:10,320
Speaker 4: is I had this awesome dollhouse growing up, and these

1527
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,639
Speaker 4: little people that came with the dollhouse, and my brother

1528
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,599
Speaker 4: decided to take a black sharpie to all of their faces.

1529
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,599
Speaker 4: Oh no, And I remember that being the first time

1530
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,120
Speaker 4: I was like, I I need him to not be

1531
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,120
Speaker 4: here anymore. I need to do something about this.

1532
01:17:22,479 --> 01:17:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something about that childhood rage you're and you

1533
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:28,840
Speaker 1: convince yourself you're gonna do it.

1534
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:29,759
Speaker 4: Yep.

1535
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 2: Michael B.

1536
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 1: Didn't have those experiences Josh or Dana.

1537
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:34,759
Speaker 5: No, not really really.

1538
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:37,880
Speaker 2: I mean, I certainly we got arguments and stuff, but yeah,

1539
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 2: I never wanted to kill any might saylings, Oh my god,

1540
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:42,240
Speaker 2: murder never came to mind.

1541
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 3: Whoops.

1542
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:47,719
Speaker 2: Michael B. Jordan B thirty nine. Today, Tom Hiddleston forty five,

1543
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:50,960
Speaker 2: Charlie Day fifty, Joel Peshe eighty three.

1544
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,040
Speaker 3: Holy smoke, Charlie Day's fifty.

1545
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 2: Huh, he's fifty.

1546
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:55,519
Speaker 4: Wow, it's great for you.

1547
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:58,480
Speaker 1: Got ways to go to catch up with Joe PESHI.

1548
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, quite a ways. Shout out out to Sheet Metal Jesus.

1549
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,880
Speaker 2: Happy seventeenth birthday to Gus Bus Jesus from Goat Trucking Jesus,

1550
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:08,719
Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Pete from Hot Widow Jesus and former

1551
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:12,920
Speaker 2: iron worker now retired blind Ninja Cat says happy anniversary

1552
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:16,400
Speaker 2: to his fly honey. And that's ninety three X News.

1553
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:21,639
Speaker 7: Randy Shaver and Brad Riders on the Half Ass Morning Show.

1554
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:26,840
Speaker 1: We'll do It Seattle rains above them all in the NFL.

1555
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 1: The Seahawks Super Bowl champions for the second time. Welcome

1556
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:39,760
Speaker 1: to the show, Randy Shaver, Hello, Hello, where Brad Rider at?

1557
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:41,120
Speaker 8: Good morning?

1558
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 1: Hi fellas, how are you good? Yeah, it's still not

1559
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:50,559
Speaker 1: over yet. Coughing like a sum bitch. Oh god, it's terrible.

1560
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:53,040
Speaker 1: It won't let me go, Brad Rider. Whatever it is, Well,

1561
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:56,240
Speaker 1: we found out what it is. We got an email

1562
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,120
Speaker 1: because we're not the only ones in the building that

1563
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:01,200
Speaker 1: are sick and I you know, we had to miss

1564
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,000
Speaker 1: a couple of days last week. We apologized for that,

1565
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,280
Speaker 1: but neither one of us could frigging barely see by

1566
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:12,320
Speaker 1: the end of last week. Someone narrowed it down. What's

1567
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:17,080
Speaker 1: going through the building. They called it the Scandinavian elk flu.

1568
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,120
Speaker 8: Stay away from most elk.

1569
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:24,160
Speaker 1: It came over on a boat and it ended up

1570
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:26,960
Speaker 1: at the radio station. The Scandinavian elk flu is what

1571
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: we came down with. Josh is feeling much better. He

1572
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:32,360
Speaker 1: says he's at eighty five eighty six percent.

1573
01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:34,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I was saying, compared to last week. I'll

1574
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:34,880
Speaker 2: take it.

1575
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,519
Speaker 1: But I'm still coughing like a sum bitch. I'll be

1576
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:40,200
Speaker 1: coughing all over the microphone. The doctor pretty much. I've

1577
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,559
Speaker 1: saw two doctors. One of them, of course, you guys

1578
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,880
Speaker 1: know my regular doctor, right, Vinnie Boombots. Sure, I saw

1579
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,720
Speaker 1: Vinnie Boombots. I saw another doctor. They said it might

1580
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:50,960
Speaker 1: be pointing it the cough.

1581
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people were texting insance. Sometimes it's

1582
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,120
Speaker 2: like six to eight weeks with whatever's going on.

1583
01:19:56,280 --> 01:20:00,360
Speaker 5: Oh, it's perfect for a man who talks for a living, right.

1584
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:04,200
Speaker 1: Someone had to send a bucket of Scandinavian elk piss

1585
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:08,639
Speaker 1: on a boat over here to the for some studies

1586
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:14,439
Speaker 1: or something, and it got spilled. Spilled. They didn't wash

1587
01:20:14,479 --> 01:20:16,880
Speaker 1: their hands they came in through an interview here in

1588
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:17,960
Speaker 1: the radio stage.

1589
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:18,840
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do?

1590
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,719
Speaker 1: Well, we're getting there. I can't wait a minute.

1591
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:25,799
Speaker 6: That doesn't work because that means either you were trying

1592
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,240
Speaker 6: to hire somebody or you had a guest.

1593
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:32,840
Speaker 1: What wasn't our guests? There are other radio stations. Oh okay,

1594
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,680
Speaker 1: yeah they don't really they don't really show up in

1595
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: the ratings. But there are other radio stations in this building.

1596
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:46,360
Speaker 1: But no, I appreciate your concern. We're doing the best

1597
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:49,559
Speaker 1: we can. It's just this friggin' so there you go.

1598
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:54,960
Speaker 1: Uh what a day yesterday with the Seattle Sea Ducks

1599
01:20:55,000 --> 01:21:02,720
Speaker 1: when in their second Super Bowl in a game that

1600
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,360
Speaker 1: not a lot of people were thrilled by?

1601
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:07,720
Speaker 6: Why is that?

1602
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 5: That's pretty boring?

1603
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:11,080
Speaker 8: You're just a lot of good defense, that's all.

1604
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:12,679
Speaker 6: I thought. It was a really good game.

1605
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:17,559
Speaker 1: I also enjoyed Special teams being the highlight of the

1606
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,360
Speaker 1: entire first half. You guys know I'm a special teams fan.

1607
01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:21,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, they broke a record.

1608
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:25,400
Speaker 1: I love watching offenses struggle like a bunch of eighth

1609
01:21:25,479 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 1: graders in a game as big as the Super Bowl.

1610
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:32,760
Speaker 1: You know, these quarterbacks and wide receivers, bunch of divas.

1611
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,040
Speaker 1: They need to get a punch in the mouth once

1612
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:38,000
Speaker 1: in a while. I liked that the Patriots offense completely

1613
01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,160
Speaker 1: embarrassed themselves.

1614
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:41,920
Speaker 2: What was the text you sent last night? Bad football

1615
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,080
Speaker 2: and butts at halftime? Did I die and go to

1616
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,759
Speaker 2: heaven or yeah, something to that effect.

1617
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:48,000
Speaker 1: You guys didn't see him pleased with the game, and

1618
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:50,280
Speaker 1: I said, uh oh, I think I had the text

1619
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:55,519
Speaker 1: here somewhere. You know, these days, it seems if the

1620
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,960
Speaker 1: final score is in fifty two to forty nine and

1621
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:02,400
Speaker 1: you just had your gen tail you kicked through the

1622
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:06,640
Speaker 1: ceiling while watching a football game, people aren't pleased. So,

1623
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:09,639
Speaker 1: you know, nine nothing whatever. It wasn't halftime, twelve nothing.

1624
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:12,160
Speaker 1: Nobody really. A lot of folks weren't enjoying it.

1625
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:15,559
Speaker 7: You know, there were a good game, Yeah, I did too.

1626
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,880
Speaker 1: The bad football, yes, I interceptions, there was a couple

1627
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:21,320
Speaker 1: of those in the second half. I got no complaints.

1628
01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 6: I don't know about bad football. I just think there

1629
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,040
Speaker 6: was really good defense.

1630
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:28,240
Speaker 5: I mean, Drake may miss a lot of throws, though, well.

1631
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 6: Drake may. I think in his first Super Bowl you

1632
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:34,920
Speaker 6: could really tell that the spotlight is a little bit

1633
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:35,400
Speaker 6: too big.

1634
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:39,040
Speaker 8: The reason he missed all those throws was because of

1635
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,880
Speaker 8: the defense Seattle was playing those Yeah, exactly, they were

1636
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:44,120
Speaker 8: pointing it out on TV, the different foods packages they

1637
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,719
Speaker 8: were bringing in, the different coverages. He just wasn't ready

1638
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:49,720
Speaker 8: for it. And even the coach after the game, Mike

1639
01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:52,000
Speaker 8: Bradley even said, he goes, I got a coach. He said,

1640
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:55,680
Speaker 8: they did a better job than I did of game plannings.

1641
01:22:56,120 --> 01:23:00,559
Speaker 6: And honestly, New England could have taken in the lead,

1642
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:06,240
Speaker 6: like right away, you know, Donald's first pass almost they

1643
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:09,760
Speaker 6: jumped the receiver, almost was picked off, and that could

1644
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 6: have changed the whole complexion of the game. New England was.

1645
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:16,439
Speaker 6: They were like really right on Sam Donald early in

1646
01:23:16,479 --> 01:23:19,120
Speaker 6: that game, and he made a couple of passes that

1647
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:24,120
Speaker 6: I mean just by the by a hair were perfect.

1648
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:29,400
Speaker 6: So I could have changed everything. But give Seattle credit.

1649
01:23:29,479 --> 01:23:32,760
Speaker 6: I mean, their their defense was monstrous, their running game

1650
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:33,360
Speaker 6: was great.

1651
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:36,599
Speaker 1: New England had had no idea what they were dealing with.

1652
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:40,360
Speaker 8: The first different different than the first half with Seattle

1653
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:44,520
Speaker 8: could run the ball a little bit, and yeah.

1654
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:45,320
Speaker 6: It got kind of the difference in the game.

1655
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:48,960
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, I got no point there where you realize

1656
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:51,240
Speaker 5: that if New England didn't score on special teams or

1657
01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 5: on defensive touchdown. They weren't going to get in the

1658
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,040
Speaker 5: end zone much.

1659
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the text I said last night, Josh to

1660
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:01,160
Speaker 1: Actulee and Josh and Dana. I said, this was after

1661
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:04,879
Speaker 1: halftime defense and special teams making all the important plays.

1662
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:08,280
Speaker 1: Diva wide receivers standing around with their DS in their hands,

1663
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:11,680
Speaker 1: A halftime show with big butts knocking around that I

1664
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:17,880
Speaker 1: die and go to heaven. What's it say here? Yeah,

1665
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:22,720
Speaker 1: Seattle's defense was absolutely outstanding. The Patriots had no answers

1666
01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:26,519
Speaker 1: for it. Seattle only trailed. I guess, you know, give

1667
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:30,360
Speaker 1: them credit for a dominant postseason overall. Seattle only trailed

1668
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:36,280
Speaker 1: for one minute and thirty five seconds over the entire

1669
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:42,000
Speaker 1: playoffs from the beginning to the end. They sacked watch

1670
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:45,240
Speaker 1: his nuts the quarterback six times last night. When the

1671
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:48,840
Speaker 1: third quarter had finished, the Patriots had seventy eight yards

1672
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:53,720
Speaker 1: of total offense. Wonderful, wonderful for them.

1673
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:58,760
Speaker 6: And Sam Bernold wasn't lights out, you know, I think

1674
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,040
Speaker 6: he was about a fifty percent passer.

1675
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:03,080
Speaker 1: He was with the Vikings, though, wasn't he brad.

1676
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:06,519
Speaker 6: Right for the entire game? So, I mean he did

1677
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,360
Speaker 6: what he had to do. The running game was great,

1678
01:25:08,439 --> 01:25:10,000
Speaker 6: their defense prevailed.

1679
01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:12,519
Speaker 8: The other thing he did is what he didn't do,

1680
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:16,599
Speaker 8: which is what you said that first exactly held onto

1681
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:19,040
Speaker 8: the ball, didn't make any stupid throws.

1682
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:22,920
Speaker 1: Really, Brad's still hanging on to that Sam Donald thing.

1683
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:27,439
Speaker 1: Pretty yeah, you're not gonna let that go anytime soon.

1684
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:30,280
Speaker 8: Set of year. Well, I said a year ago they

1685
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:31,040
Speaker 8: should have signed.

1686
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:38,960
Speaker 1: Him, right, uh, Sam Donald. Although here's the unfortunate truth.

1687
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:45,120
Speaker 1: Because the defense was the story of last night's ball game. Folks,

1688
01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:48,000
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna give Sam Donald the Trent dilferd Brad

1689
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:52,160
Speaker 1: Johnson treatment, do you know what I mean?

1690
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,120
Speaker 5: But yeah, dominant defense.

1691
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,519
Speaker 8: Get a little bit, get a little bit more to

1692
01:25:56,560 --> 01:26:00,120
Speaker 8: do with them getting there than those Yes, Trent.

1693
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:03,759
Speaker 1: And Brad Johnson. They never get the respect they deserve

1694
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,840
Speaker 1: because they won Super Bowls with dominant defenses.

1695
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:09,880
Speaker 8: So I think our star I think our star receiver

1696
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:13,160
Speaker 8: would like to have him back here based on the

1697
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,360
Speaker 8: comments he made all left.

1698
01:26:14,439 --> 01:26:18,679
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and that is that has sparked a lot

1699
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:19,720
Speaker 6: of interest.

1700
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,880
Speaker 1: Former star receiver is what I were we should be

1701
01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:23,439
Speaker 1: prepared to be.

1702
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:25,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's in Buffalo already.

1703
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:29,479
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, And so all the people who didn't want

1704
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:33,360
Speaker 8: to resign. Darnold. Now you're looking at that situation so.

1705
01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:36,960
Speaker 1: Soon to be soon to be former star receiver Justin Jefferson. Oh,

1706
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,360
Speaker 1: he was just saying things like I didn't play with

1707
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:43,000
Speaker 1: an elite quarterback this year. Whatever. Who cares?

1708
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:44,360
Speaker 8: Right, he's being honest. He didn't.

1709
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:50,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's thank your guy there, Kelvin o'conrad, troubled

1710
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:55,400
Speaker 1: head coach. All right, so Josh and I have to

1711
01:26:55,439 --> 01:26:59,040
Speaker 1: blow up again. It's not a streaker.

1712
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:02,839
Speaker 6: No, that was not a streaker.

1713
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:07,960
Speaker 1: Why are we calling clothed people who run on the

1714
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:11,120
Speaker 1: field during ball games? Why are we obsessed with calling them?

1715
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:13,760
Speaker 1: Why do we call them a streaker when they're not

1716
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:19,800
Speaker 1: a streaker? That's it's just a dude, a shirtless guy.

1717
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:23,200
Speaker 8: Well he ran for more yards and the Patriots.

1718
01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:25,520
Speaker 5: Did he actually did?

1719
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:30,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people were joking about how bad

1720
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:34,840
Speaker 2: Bunny got into the end zone, you know, more oft

1721
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:37,000
Speaker 2: at halftime there I was room.

1722
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,519
Speaker 1: For a shout out. I like, you know, I like

1723
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:42,559
Speaker 1: that halftime show starring former Saved by the Bell star

1724
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:43,559
Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond.

1725
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:49,479
Speaker 2: For me, it was like kind of it was watching

1726
01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:53,160
Speaker 2: a very well produced like play or something where I

1727
01:27:53,160 --> 01:27:55,360
Speaker 2: had no idea what was going on. I was very

1728
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:58,760
Speaker 2: confused what was happening, and that that wedding was real

1729
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:00,880
Speaker 2: and I knew it. Jurined to my wife and I

1730
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:04,960
Speaker 2: thought they're either the world's greatest actors or they legitimately

1731
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:06,360
Speaker 2: just got married at the Super Bowl.

1732
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:08,760
Speaker 1: Why didn't you guys tell me that Brad Bunny looked

1733
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:09,759
Speaker 1: so much like Screech.

1734
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:12,320
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

1735
01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,800
Speaker 5: I thought maybe he'd seen some of his matches. You know,

1736
01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:16,759
Speaker 5: he's a very talented wrestler.

1737
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:19,040
Speaker 1: I did watch one of his matches years ago, but

1738
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:21,360
Speaker 1: I had no recollection of what he looked like. And

1739
01:28:21,439 --> 01:28:24,360
Speaker 1: here comes this guy on my television last night. I said, Jesus,

1740
01:28:24,439 --> 01:28:26,560
Speaker 1: Screech has fought his way out of the green.

1741
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,720
Speaker 5: And you obviously haven't seen Happy Gilmore too yet.

1742
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:30,519
Speaker 2: So it was good that.

1743
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:33,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was very funny though. That's the first time

1744
01:28:33,160 --> 01:28:34,120
Speaker 5: I ever saw him.

1745
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:35,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I was excited.

1746
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,600
Speaker 8: You're ready for Kelly Kapowski.

1747
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:46,680
Speaker 1: Put some respect on that name, Brad Kelly Kopinski. The

1748
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:49,439
Speaker 1: Vikings will win a Super Bowl, Dana, before I watch

1749
01:28:49,479 --> 01:28:50,640
Speaker 1: Happy Gilmore.

1750
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:51,680
Speaker 5: I'm well aware of that.

1751
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so I didn't I didn't know any of

1752
01:28:55,439 --> 01:28:57,920
Speaker 1: his songs. But I liked that the show that he

1753
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,479
Speaker 1: put on because it was so odd. I mean, he

1754
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,800
Speaker 1: fell through a roof, He's balancing on an exploding light

1755
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:08,240
Speaker 1: pole for some reason, he scared a child. It was weird.

1756
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:09,879
Speaker 5: Here kid, take this Grammy.

1757
01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:12,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were so many sets in everything.

1758
01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:15,200
Speaker 1: It was like watching a really well put together high

1759
01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:18,040
Speaker 1: school play where you didn't understand the plot at all.

1760
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was asking my wife, Flake, is this just

1761
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:25,799
Speaker 2: kind of like a really elaborate wedding? Or what's happening

1762
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:26,479
Speaker 2: in this video?

1763
01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:29,360
Speaker 1: And for Pete's sake, I haven't seen Ricky Martin in years.

1764
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:30,599
Speaker 1: It was awesome.

1765
01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:31,840
Speaker 2: I had no idea who that was.

1766
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:35,600
Speaker 1: I remember Menudo'.

1767
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:35,920
Speaker 2: I didn't recognize him at all.

1768
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:40,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll always recognize Ricky Martin because I remember Minudo.

1769
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:43,040
Speaker 1: He doesn't look all that different than he did when

1770
01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:44,200
Speaker 1: he was in Friggin Manudo.

1771
01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:45,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks good.

1772
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:46,880
Speaker 1: School.

1773
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:50,400
Speaker 5: To see Lady Gaga up there too, big fan of hers.

1774
01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:53,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know who that was either. I thought

1775
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:54,280
Speaker 2: maybe that's who it was.

1776
01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:56,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, I wouldn't have minded if Ricky Martin would have

1777
01:29:56,479 --> 01:29:59,880
Speaker 8: broken too a little Levita Loca playing.

1778
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:03,799
Speaker 1: The hits you were snort some blow and dance around

1779
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:10,639
Speaker 1: a club to that one, Brad Ryder, I could see

1780
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:16,400
Speaker 1: you sweating it out, just your heart racing like a rabbit.

1781
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:19,320
Speaker 2: I could see Brad like awkward dad dancing at a

1782
01:30:19,320 --> 01:30:20,120
Speaker 2: wedding or something.

1783
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:27,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, the male version of Elaine.

1784
01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1785
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:33,320
Speaker 1: I remember at a buddy's wedding many years ago. They

1786
01:30:33,439 --> 01:30:37,040
Speaker 1: threw they threw come On Eileen on the jukebox there

1787
01:30:37,120 --> 01:30:39,760
Speaker 1: at the wedding reception. And someone must have given my

1788
01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:41,439
Speaker 1: dad a red Bull or something, because he.

1789
01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:42,000
Speaker 7: Was out there.

1790
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:49,920
Speaker 1: He was just dancing his ass off and just pouring sweat.

1791
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:53,240
Speaker 1: I said, who the hell gave my sixty three year

1792
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:56,960
Speaker 1: old dad cocaine? He doesn't know. Come on, Eileen, he's

1793
01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:04,920
Speaker 1: up there. Ah. Yeah. As soon as that dude ran

1794
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:07,240
Speaker 1: on the ball field, Josh calls my phone. I said hello,

1795
01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:09,240
Speaker 1: and he said, it's not a streaker.

1796
01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:11,960
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1797
01:31:11,960 --> 01:31:14,800
Speaker 1: If you're not naked, you are not a streaker.

1798
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,879
Speaker 6: Right fully naked?

1799
01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:19,360
Speaker 1: Right, all right?

1800
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:23,479
Speaker 6: Well, the Hopkins boy and a whyse A boy won

1801
01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:24,800
Speaker 6: Super Bowls last night.

1802
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:29,160
Speaker 1: Tell us all about him. I don't know these people.

1803
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:33,839
Speaker 6: Boy a Mafe former Gopher and Nick Calerap, former Gopher.

1804
01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:39,280
Speaker 6: Oh uh were with Seattle and both won Super Bowls.

1805
01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 1: I remember mafe quite quite what's the word I'm looking for,

1806
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:44,360
Speaker 1: Josh vividly.

1807
01:31:45,080 --> 01:31:49,000
Speaker 6: Nick Calerap was a very good tied end for the

1808
01:31:49,040 --> 01:31:53,400
Speaker 6: Gophers and for Whysetta High School. So congratulations to those two.

1809
01:31:53,479 --> 01:31:56,400
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. Well why is that a dude to

1810
01:31:56,439 --> 01:31:59,720
Speaker 1: just keep on raking it in? We do? We win

1811
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:03,719
Speaker 1: every time? What was this story somebody printed? I didn't

1812
01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:08,679
Speaker 1: get to see the details, Josh uh twins pitcher Bailey

1813
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:13,320
Speaker 1: Ober new Patriots quarterback Drake May when they were young kids.

1814
01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:15,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Drake caame a little bit of a shout out.

1815
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:21,160
Speaker 2: I guess their families grew up together, So it's pretty cool.

1816
01:32:21,479 --> 01:32:24,400
Speaker 1: Probably the only time you'll hear Bailey Ober's name mentioned

1817
01:32:24,479 --> 01:32:25,959
Speaker 1: during a championship game.

1818
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:28,960
Speaker 8: Unless to get traded.

1819
01:32:29,280 --> 01:32:33,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, stands up in LA.

1820
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:35,920
Speaker 1: So they grew up together, are they?

1821
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:37,679
Speaker 2: Their families did at least?

1822
01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:40,200
Speaker 1: Well? Sure are they? They can't be all that different

1823
01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:41,160
Speaker 1: in age.

1824
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:47,679
Speaker 7: I would think older, Yeah, sure, but young.

1825
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:50,679
Speaker 1: Well obviously, but I'm talking like four or five years

1826
01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:51,679
Speaker 1: or something, right.

1827
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:52,679
Speaker 5: Bailey overs thirty?

1828
01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:55,599
Speaker 6: Oh wow, yeah that's all that's a big age span.

1829
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:59,440
Speaker 1: Oh he's so what about this make twenty three okay

1830
01:32:59,439 --> 01:33:01,799
Speaker 1: a little more than and I thought Lot Bailey overshit

1831
01:33:01,880 --> 01:33:05,280
Speaker 1: thirty already after.

1832
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:08,720
Speaker 5: Me, basically twenty three he looks the twenty three two.

1833
01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:10,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, he looks like a child thirteen.

1834
01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:12,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks like an eighth grader.

1835
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:16,080
Speaker 8: Between between he and JJ McCarthy, they might add up

1836
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:16,720
Speaker 8: to twenty three.

1837
01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:18,280
Speaker 4: Now I can't help but feel bad.

1838
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:20,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, but that.

1839
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,439
Speaker 10: They beat up a kid, Yeah, I honestly, I have

1840
01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:27,679
Speaker 10: such a hard time watching big games like this because

1841
01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:31,360
Speaker 10: I always just feel so bad for the people losing,

1842
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:34,479
Speaker 10: and like especially the super Bowl, because they're like, yeah,

1843
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:39,120
Speaker 10: winner confetti, everybody's so happy, Let's pan the camera to

1844
01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:42,559
Speaker 10: these very depressed Patriots your side.

1845
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:45,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, oh, I don't need to see that.

1846
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:48,519
Speaker 8: I have a hard time feeling sorry for any Boston

1847
01:33:48,520 --> 01:33:49,679
Speaker 8: team that loses anything.

1848
01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:52,760
Speaker 5: I didn't didn't feel bad for their fan base.

1849
01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:54,120
Speaker 8: Last I didn't.

1850
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:56,360
Speaker 4: I was gonna say it even got to the point

1851
01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:58,719
Speaker 4: where I was I told my husband, I said, man,

1852
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:01,160
Speaker 4: I bet it really docs having your team go to

1853
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:03,479
Speaker 4: the super Bowl and they don't win, like that would

1854
01:34:03,479 --> 01:34:06,120
Speaker 4: just I'd be in such a bad mood. And he's like, what,

1855
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:06,719
Speaker 4: who cares?

1856
01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:07,160
Speaker 1: About them.

1857
01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:08,960
Speaker 5: I think people in this day would take going to

1858
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:10,000
Speaker 5: the Super Bowl and losing.

1859
01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:12,280
Speaker 4: That's what he was saying too. He was like, how

1860
01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:15,519
Speaker 4: would you know? You'll never know what that feels like, Ashley,

1861
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:19,360
Speaker 4: don't worry f Boston.

1862
01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:24,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, speaking of the Patriots, this is kind of cute.

1863
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:32,439
Speaker 1: The wife. Oh no, sorry, is is Stefan Diggs? Is

1864
01:34:32,439 --> 01:34:34,599
Speaker 1: he married to car dib No?

1865
01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:36,880
Speaker 2: No, he fathered her child.

1866
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:39,040
Speaker 4: I don't think they're cool anymore right now.

1867
01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:39,920
Speaker 1: That can happen.

1868
01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:42,680
Speaker 4: I don't think they're they're cool right now.

1869
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:44,679
Speaker 3: I guess I was popular.

1870
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,479
Speaker 4: I know I was reading on social like they're not

1871
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:49,719
Speaker 4: on good term. I was reading on social social media

1872
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:54,840
Speaker 4: that they unfollowed each other after the game last dramatic.

1873
01:34:55,560 --> 01:34:57,479
Speaker 8: He lost the Super Bowl, So she's done.

1874
01:34:57,560 --> 01:34:59,439
Speaker 1: By the way, I just got a text from for

1875
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:03,679
Speaker 1: real listener that calls himself Drake may Lover Jesus Man,

1876
01:35:03,720 --> 01:35:09,920
Speaker 1: and he said, our championship drought continues, Feather.

1877
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:12,080
Speaker 5: There are eight year old New England Patriots fans that

1878
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:13,639
Speaker 5: don't know what it's like to win a Super Bowl.

1879
01:35:13,720 --> 01:35:15,400
Speaker 5: That's just got to be heartbreaking.

1880
01:35:15,439 --> 01:35:18,479
Speaker 1: All right, So it says here, okay, the wives of

1881
01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:24,599
Speaker 1: Patriot players reportedly hate Cardibb. She does not get along

1882
01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:27,680
Speaker 1: with the other wives and girlfriends of the Fellers on

1883
01:35:27,720 --> 01:35:31,719
Speaker 1: that football team. Several wives of Patriots players are complaining

1884
01:35:32,439 --> 01:35:36,960
Speaker 1: about Cardb and her diva like attitude. She's a lot,

1885
01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:42,440
Speaker 1: they say, I bet she is. She sure is a lot.

1886
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:46,960
Speaker 5: People my generation will understand this, the unfollowing each other.

1887
01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:49,200
Speaker 5: That was kind of back in the day when Facebook,

1888
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:53,320
Speaker 5: when it was still popular, you had the relationship status

1889
01:35:53,360 --> 01:35:57,719
Speaker 5: of single inner relationship or it's complicated.

1890
01:35:57,360 --> 01:35:59,280
Speaker 4: Love when people did it's complicated.

1891
01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:02,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that just kind of phishing for you

1892
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:03,080
Speaker 2: want people to ask you?

1893
01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:06,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'd fall for it every time I want

1894
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:07,559
Speaker 4: to know what's going on.

1895
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:13,280
Speaker 1: They say that car dib is always speaking loudly. She

1896
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:17,840
Speaker 1: always has to be the center of attention. She, like

1897
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:21,919
Speaker 1: josh has no filter.

1898
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:24,960
Speaker 2: I am not afraid to go there.

1899
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:26,240
Speaker 5: Does she tell like it is?

1900
01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:28,599
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what she I can't forgive her

1901
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:30,880
Speaker 2: for that song wop. I still have to clean my ears.

1902
01:36:32,439 --> 01:36:33,519
Speaker 2: I can't believe that song.

1903
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:36,160
Speaker 5: You know those reaction videos, Joshua. If somebody's like watching

1904
01:36:36,200 --> 01:36:38,479
Speaker 5: something or listening to something for the first time, I

1905
01:36:38,479 --> 01:36:40,639
Speaker 5: would love to see a reaction video of you hearing

1906
01:36:40,720 --> 01:36:41,720
Speaker 5: WAP for the first time.

1907
01:36:41,920 --> 01:36:44,639
Speaker 2: It's similar to when I read the description and don't

1908
01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:46,519
Speaker 2: look it up. Everybody looks it up after we bring

1909
01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:49,599
Speaker 2: it up. Uh huh to Munging. Yes, it's the same

1910
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:53,400
Speaker 2: type of reaction. I can't believe that song exists.

1911
01:36:53,520 --> 01:36:56,320
Speaker 5: I was in twenty twenty. I was getting take out

1912
01:36:56,360 --> 01:36:58,720
Speaker 5: from a restaurant and because the restaurant is barely open,

1913
01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:02,080
Speaker 5: it is only open for takeout, and there's a family

1914
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:03,479
Speaker 5: ahead of me getting their food, and they had a

1915
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:06,559
Speaker 5: couple of kids there, you know, elementary school age, and

1916
01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:10,840
Speaker 5: they're playing the uncensored version of WOP in the takeout area.

1917
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:11,560
Speaker 6: Seriously.

1918
01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh.

1919
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:15,640
Speaker 5: I felt so bad at those horrified parents, you know,

1920
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:18,160
Speaker 5: plugging ears and take them the car, take them to

1921
01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:18,599
Speaker 5: the car.

1922
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:23,680
Speaker 2: That the late great Gilbert Gottfried with him reading it.

1923
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:27,400
Speaker 2: I enjoyed that when he read the lyrics, he read

1924
01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:28,480
Speaker 2: it so passionately.

1925
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:35,040
Speaker 1: So apparently this cardib lady team officials have had to

1926
01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:39,560
Speaker 1: talk to her and tell her good luck with that

1927
01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:43,960
Speaker 1: that she can't just walk anywhere she wants in their

1928
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:46,920
Speaker 1: team facilities. Apparently she just when she.

1929
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:51,000
Speaker 5: Owns the place she walks into uh, Robert Craft's office.

1930
01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:51,519
Speaker 1: Whatever.

1931
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:52,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's.

1932
01:37:53,880 --> 01:37:54,599
Speaker 4: That's so great.

1933
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:58,400
Speaker 5: She's busting to robber Craft's offices. Give me the real

1934
01:37:58,439 --> 01:38:00,880
Speaker 5: deal about those hand jobs down Florida.

1935
01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:03,000
Speaker 4: She's just making herself at home.

1936
01:38:03,760 --> 01:38:05,519
Speaker 8: Who does she think she is? Taylor Swift?

1937
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:09,160
Speaker 1: By the way, I was mad at you guys for

1938
01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:13,080
Speaker 1: not telling me that Brad Bunny is the second coming

1939
01:38:13,160 --> 01:38:16,040
Speaker 1: of Dustin Diamond. Why didn't anyone tell me that the

1940
01:38:16,080 --> 01:38:20,360
Speaker 1: Seahawks coach was separated at birth with friggin' Zach PEIZI Oh, yeah,

1941
01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:23,240
Speaker 1: I can see that those guys look almost identical.

1942
01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:30,120
Speaker 5: Tough gig to look like Zach Perezi must be miserable. Yeah,

1943
01:38:30,160 --> 01:38:30,679
Speaker 5: poor guy.

1944
01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:34,320
Speaker 1: So we mentioned the halftime show, Can you guys tell me?

1945
01:38:34,439 --> 01:38:36,240
Speaker 1: You know, of course, the halftime show has become this

1946
01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:40,200
Speaker 1: colossal gang bang, and you know, until Weird Al Yankovic

1947
01:38:40,240 --> 01:38:42,760
Speaker 1: shows up. Not that I didn't enjoy it again last night.

1948
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:44,760
Speaker 1: It was so weird that I kind of enjoyed it

1949
01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:49,840
Speaker 1: until Weird Al gets his chance. Who really cares? I

1950
01:38:49,880 --> 01:38:53,360
Speaker 1: haven't cared in decades. Can you tell me who was

1951
01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:58,400
Speaker 1: considered the first real headliner in Super Bowl halftime history?

1952
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:01,840
Speaker 1: It was nineteen ought that nineteen hundred and ninety one.

1953
01:39:01,960 --> 01:39:05,000
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson, No, that was ninety three. They say he

1954
01:39:05,120 --> 01:39:11,439
Speaker 1: was the first to make it a spectacle. Okay, in

1955
01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:17,120
Speaker 1: ninety one, Gloria Estefan fair guess wonderful. Guess they consider

1956
01:39:17,280 --> 01:39:18,560
Speaker 1: new Yes, Randy.

1957
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:21,800
Speaker 6: I was just gonna say, she was the halftime at

1958
01:39:21,840 --> 01:39:24,120
Speaker 6: the vikings at the metro of.

1959
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:25,200
Speaker 5: The Old School Metrodome.

1960
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:28,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Old School Metrodome. She was the halftime of

1961
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:31,479
Speaker 6: the Washington Buffalo super Bowl.

1962
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:35,840
Speaker 1: That was ninety two, ninety two, nineteen hundred and ninety one.

1963
01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:38,000
Speaker 1: They're saying new Kids on the Block was the first

1964
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:42,120
Speaker 1: real headliner. And Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder and then

1965
01:39:42,160 --> 01:39:44,800
Speaker 1: Cubby even are old enough to remember that the super

1966
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:48,639
Speaker 1: Bowl halftime show used to mean nothing. It was marching bands.

1967
01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:52,880
Speaker 1: That's my favorite was up with people. Up with people

1968
01:39:53,360 --> 01:39:56,760
Speaker 1: would stand out on the field and sing some uplifting

1969
01:39:56,840 --> 01:39:59,280
Speaker 1: song about loving one another and things like that, and

1970
01:39:59,280 --> 01:40:03,200
Speaker 1: they would have monkeys on tricycles and things like that.

1971
01:40:04,479 --> 01:40:10,040
Speaker 1: But it's become this gang bang. When I went to

1972
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:13,040
Speaker 1: the super Bowl in nineteen hundred and ninety seven at

1973
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:16,240
Speaker 1: the New Orleans Superdome, it was the Patriots and the Packers.

1974
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:20,240
Speaker 1: The headliner was zz Top and nobody cared.

1975
01:40:20,560 --> 01:40:22,240
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that sounds awesome.

1976
01:40:22,720 --> 01:40:27,040
Speaker 1: It was pretty boring. Oh it was no offense to

1977
01:40:27,479 --> 01:40:30,200
Speaker 1: zz Top thirty five years ago, but it was kind

1978
01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:30,599
Speaker 1: of boring.

1979
01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:32,760
Speaker 5: I do kind of remember them plugging those promos like

1980
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:34,639
Speaker 5: they're trying way too hard to make this the thing.

1981
01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:35,360
Speaker 5: Zz Top.

1982
01:40:35,439 --> 01:40:36,200
Speaker 1: No, he's gonna care.

1983
01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:36,519
Speaker 5: Really.

1984
01:40:37,120 --> 01:40:40,439
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a story about new kids on the block.

1985
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:45,240
Speaker 1: Most of these remember their hit single from the summer

1986
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:47,360
Speaker 1: of nineteen hundred and ninety. I'm sure brad Ryder does

1987
01:40:47,439 --> 01:40:50,320
Speaker 1: because he was going to all the pop concerts back then.

1988
01:40:50,520 --> 01:40:54,280
Speaker 1: Remember the hit single step by step brad Ryder. Oh yeah,

1989
01:40:54,320 --> 01:41:01,519
Speaker 1: oo baby, gonna get to your girl. Step one, we

1990
01:41:01,640 --> 01:41:05,880
Speaker 1: can have lots of fun. Step two, it's just me.

1991
01:41:07,439 --> 01:41:11,400
Speaker 1: Step three? What the hell was Step three?

1992
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:14,320
Speaker 8: How many steps were there?

1993
01:41:14,439 --> 01:41:16,960
Speaker 1: Four? Well, they were like five guys in the band

1994
01:41:18,439 --> 01:41:23,320
Speaker 1: Step three. Anyway, this was back before I had cable.

1995
01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:28,280
Speaker 1: A friend of mine would put a VHS tape into

1996
01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:30,880
Speaker 1: his VCR and hit record on MTV and then come

1997
01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:33,160
Speaker 1: over to my house once every few months and drop

1998
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:36,920
Speaker 1: it off so I could understand what was happening on MTV. Right, yeah,

1999
01:41:37,040 --> 01:41:40,040
Speaker 1: and they played that video step by step every twenty

2000
01:41:40,040 --> 01:41:40,639
Speaker 1: five minutes.

2001
01:41:41,439 --> 01:41:42,879
Speaker 5: Would you like to hear the five steps?

2002
01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:45,679
Speaker 1: You go ahead? Step one, we can have lots of fun.

2003
01:41:45,720 --> 01:41:48,160
Speaker 1: Step two isn't it it's just me and you? No?

2004
01:41:48,280 --> 01:41:50,160
Speaker 5: Step two is there's so much we can do?

2005
01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:52,040
Speaker 1: So Step three is it's just you and me?

2006
01:41:52,160 --> 01:41:52,639
Speaker 5: Step three?

2007
01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:54,880
Speaker 1: Step by hanging on? I got it from here. Step four,

2008
01:41:54,920 --> 01:41:55,720
Speaker 1: I can give you more.

2009
01:41:55,760 --> 01:41:57,360
Speaker 5: There you go bring home?

2010
01:41:57,520 --> 01:41:57,960
Speaker 1: Is that it?

2011
01:41:58,360 --> 01:41:59,280
Speaker 3: Step by step?

2012
01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:02,000
Speaker 1: Step five? Don't you know that the time is right?

2013
01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:02,840
Speaker 5: Nailed it?

2014
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:07,559
Speaker 1: Now? The reason why I know that so well is

2015
01:42:07,600 --> 01:42:11,120
Speaker 1: so my buddy drops off this VHS tape from the

2016
01:42:11,120 --> 01:42:13,520
Speaker 1: summer of nineteen ninety. So there's a lot of poison

2017
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:17,160
Speaker 1: and uh uh, you know Mariah Carey, but there was

2018
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:20,840
Speaker 1: step by stuff. If you know the video, there's a

2019
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:23,479
Speaker 1: dance that they do to start the video, bump bump

2020
01:42:23,479 --> 01:42:27,599
Speaker 1: bump un DNT. Did I stayed up for like two

2021
01:42:27,720 --> 01:42:33,040
Speaker 1: days and learned the dance? Yes? I did.

2022
01:42:33,920 --> 01:42:35,160
Speaker 3: You're like middle school me.

2023
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:38,080
Speaker 1: So then the next time my buddy dropped off of

2024
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:41,840
Speaker 1: MTV VHS tape, I hit play and I performed the

2025
01:42:41,920 --> 01:42:43,639
Speaker 1: dance to perfection in front of him.

2026
01:42:44,479 --> 01:42:46,000
Speaker 4: In front of him.

2027
01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:48,439
Speaker 2: I bet girls thought that was pretty cool.

2028
01:42:48,439 --> 01:42:49,479
Speaker 1: I never showed a girl and.

2029
01:42:53,320 --> 01:42:55,360
Speaker 4: He stood there personal concert.

2030
01:42:55,560 --> 01:42:58,760
Speaker 1: He stood there absolutely bewildered by what.

2031
01:42:58,680 --> 01:42:59,280
Speaker 5: I had showed.

2032
01:43:02,920 --> 01:43:04,080
Speaker 4: I would love to see that.

2033
01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:06,719
Speaker 1: People are thinking of a different song. People they're texting

2034
01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:08,679
Speaker 1: in saying step one is to put cut a hole

2035
01:43:08,680 --> 01:43:09,120
Speaker 1: in the box.

2036
01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:15,360
Speaker 2: That is step one, but it's step two. Now what

2037
01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:16,040
Speaker 2: was step two?

2038
01:43:16,080 --> 01:43:18,280
Speaker 1: Once again, it's just me and you.

2039
01:43:18,280 --> 01:43:20,920
Speaker 6: No for the whole.

2040
01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:23,080
Speaker 2: What you're in the bottom?

2041
01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:23,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all.

2042
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:26,719
Speaker 2: No, you opened the bott.

2043
01:43:32,720 --> 01:43:34,800
Speaker 1: That's so little I had going on with my life

2044
01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:36,679
Speaker 1: in the summer of nineteen hundred and ninety.

2045
01:43:37,200 --> 01:43:39,439
Speaker 2: Wow, it's a long way to go to troll somebody.

2046
01:43:39,479 --> 01:43:40,000
Speaker 2: I like it.

2047
01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:42,599
Speaker 6: I would love to see a video of that.

2048
01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:45,439
Speaker 5: That would be amazing, and also a reaction video of

2049
01:43:45,479 --> 01:43:48,479
Speaker 5: his buddy too. Like I just said, seeing Josh listen

2050
01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:50,120
Speaker 5: to wop for the first time, I want to see

2051
01:43:50,120 --> 01:43:52,639
Speaker 5: the look on his buddy's face when he busts out

2052
01:43:52,680 --> 01:43:54,320
Speaker 5: the Wallberg dance.

2053
01:43:54,479 --> 01:43:57,360
Speaker 1: I sweat my ass off learning that.

2054
01:43:58,160 --> 01:44:00,679
Speaker 2: D you when you gave the lap dance to a lady,

2055
01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:03,439
Speaker 2: did you bust out any of those moves?

2056
01:44:03,520 --> 01:44:03,920
Speaker 1: No?

2057
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:03,840
Speaker 5: No.

2058
01:44:04,439 --> 01:44:06,360
Speaker 1: By the time I lap danced a woman for the

2059
01:44:06,479 --> 01:44:08,639
Speaker 1: very first time. I had no memory of the steps.

2060
01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:10,759
Speaker 4: Darn I would love to see that right.

2061
01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:12,759
Speaker 1: Now, any of the steps in the step by step

2062
01:44:13,360 --> 01:44:16,320
Speaker 1: d Yeah, my palm was just absolutely he was frozen

2063
01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:19,120
Speaker 1: for a good minute after I was done.

2064
01:44:19,240 --> 01:44:19,680
Speaker 3: What he said?

2065
01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:19,880
Speaker 1: Did?

2066
01:44:19,880 --> 01:44:20,400
Speaker 4: He clap?

2067
01:44:20,439 --> 01:44:23,280
Speaker 1: Did. To this day, he still brings it up and says,

2068
01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:26,759
Speaker 1: I cannot e f and believe you accomplished that, because

2069
01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:28,960
Speaker 1: it's not like they're not swaying back and forth like

2070
01:44:28,960 --> 01:44:30,400
Speaker 1: you're watching the Lawrence Welk Show.

2071
01:44:31,280 --> 01:44:31,880
Speaker 5: Choreography.

2072
01:44:31,920 --> 01:44:35,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, I need to look up the dancing.

2073
01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:37,600
Speaker 1: One of our listeners is saying, they're picturing me in

2074
01:44:37,640 --> 01:44:49,120
Speaker 1: a vote for Pedro shirt. Can we play a little

2075
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:51,040
Speaker 1: bit of that song now, don't we've been talking about it.

2076
01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:52,760
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you did this.

2077
01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:53,680
Speaker 1: I did that.

2078
01:44:58,120 --> 01:45:00,599
Speaker 4: The shoulder he got the shoulders it too.

2079
01:45:02,920 --> 01:45:06,280
Speaker 1: That's a great song, all right. I don't know if

2080
01:45:06,320 --> 01:45:11,000
Speaker 1: you guys care. Uh oh no, Well this is special.

2081
01:45:11,479 --> 01:45:14,679
Speaker 1: Larry Fitzgerald's going to the prop what do you call it? Yeah,

2082
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:16,759
Speaker 1: bro fo Hall of Fame.

2083
01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:22,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, no surprise. He totally deserves to be first ballot.

2084
01:45:22,720 --> 01:45:27,479
Speaker 1: He was incredible. Jackson Smith, Jigba Offensive Player of the

2085
01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:31,120
Speaker 1: Year Miles Garrett, Defensive Player of the Year Matt Stafford

2086
01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:35,479
Speaker 1: NFL MVP. Yep, let's move on to the Olympics. Now,

2087
01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:41,839
Speaker 1: the Olympics. I didn't catch any of it over the weekend.

2088
01:45:42,479 --> 01:45:47,719
Speaker 1: I found this interesting. The United States women's hockey team

2089
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:53,559
Speaker 1: is Rowland. They beat Finland the other day, but it

2090
01:45:53,640 --> 01:45:56,000
Speaker 1: sounds like anybody could have beat Finland the other day.

2091
01:45:57,080 --> 01:46:02,160
Speaker 1: It says that the entire Finnish roster was had diarrhea.

2092
01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:06,000
Speaker 2: No no noraro virus, which, yeah, we had a coworker

2093
01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:08,439
Speaker 2: had that. Damn near killed them. It's terrible.

2094
01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:12,559
Speaker 1: Oh it was the norovirus virus. Yeah. They say that

2095
01:46:12,640 --> 01:46:15,360
Speaker 1: also took down the Swiss women's hockey team.

2096
01:46:15,720 --> 01:46:18,520
Speaker 5: They like isolated everything so much diarrhea.

2097
01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:27,040
Speaker 1: The Dudes hockey club, I think, starts Thursday with a

2098
01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:36,240
Speaker 1: game against de Lutheast. I have no idea.

2099
01:46:37,760 --> 01:46:39,240
Speaker 6: It's amazing they qualified.

2100
01:46:39,360 --> 01:46:40,000
Speaker 1: Yes, we're there.

2101
01:46:40,120 --> 01:46:42,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the hell of an accomplishment.

2102
01:46:44,600 --> 01:46:48,799
Speaker 1: All time great downhill skier Lindsey Vaughan. She tried skiing

2103
01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:50,800
Speaker 1: down a hill or too at the Olympics, but she

2104
01:46:50,920 --> 01:46:52,760
Speaker 1: crashed and one of her legs broken.

2105
01:46:52,479 --> 01:46:55,680
Speaker 6: Half sad pretty much pretty much so.

2106
01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:58,320
Speaker 1: That's the end of that happens on the on the.

2107
01:46:58,320 --> 01:47:00,439
Speaker 6: Hill for thirteen seconds.

2108
01:47:01,840 --> 01:47:04,840
Speaker 1: She had to be airlifted to a hospital. The left

2109
01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:07,799
Speaker 1: leg is the one that broke for her. She snapped

2110
01:47:07,800 --> 01:47:10,360
Speaker 1: an acl on that same leg nine days ago.

2111
01:47:10,720 --> 01:47:13,960
Speaker 2: Lindsey von pulls out of the gate in hopes.

2112
01:47:14,160 --> 01:47:15,679
Speaker 7: A poor, a little bit glory.

2113
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:18,120
Speaker 5: I just know, after the years of watching her, she

2114
01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:20,080
Speaker 5: will ski at her limit A tona.

2115
01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:20,880
Speaker 7: Set right here.

2116
01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:26,760
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's snow.

2117
01:47:26,240 --> 01:47:33,280
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my goodness. This crowd is just absolutely silent.

2118
01:47:34,240 --> 01:47:39,599
Speaker 1: That was hard to watch. They sound devastated. Well, there

2119
01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:42,479
Speaker 1: you go. That's too bad.

2120
01:47:42,479 --> 01:47:43,160
Speaker 2: It's too bad.

2121
01:47:43,960 --> 01:47:45,719
Speaker 1: I have an official metal count.

2122
01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:47,320
Speaker 4: Let's hear it.

2123
01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:48,240
Speaker 1: Are you dying for this?

2124
01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:51,960
Speaker 5: I got a lot of money right in on this.

2125
01:47:52,240 --> 01:47:55,320
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest. I am intrigued, but I'll probably

2126
01:47:55,320 --> 01:47:56,000
Speaker 4: forget about it.

2127
01:47:56,080 --> 01:47:58,080
Speaker 1: Well, La five minutes, I'll tell you of cour Well,

2128
01:47:58,080 --> 01:48:00,599
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you, I'll tell you this much so. Lindsey

2129
01:48:00,680 --> 01:48:04,080
Speaker 1: Vaughn breaks her leg off. One of her teammates went

2130
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:10,480
Speaker 1: ahead and uh grabbed up a gold medal. Breezy Breezy

2131
01:48:10,680 --> 01:48:14,120
Speaker 1: Johnson won the women's downhill ski race.

2132
01:48:14,479 --> 01:48:15,719
Speaker 5: Sounds like a porn name.

2133
01:48:16,720 --> 01:48:17,200
Speaker 2: Kind of does.

2134
01:48:18,680 --> 01:48:21,640
Speaker 8: And uh, apparently she hasn't won. She hasn't won a

2135
01:48:21,760 --> 01:48:25,240
Speaker 8: World Cup race. Ever, that was the first race that

2136
01:48:25,320 --> 01:48:25,920
Speaker 8: she had won.

2137
01:48:26,120 --> 01:48:28,280
Speaker 1: She must have been must have been going awful fast.

2138
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:30,200
Speaker 5: So does Lindsay technically get a gold medal?

2139
01:48:30,240 --> 01:48:33,000
Speaker 1: Then? I have no idea. Because it was a team

2140
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:37,120
Speaker 1: competition she was competing in. I don't know how that works.

2141
01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:41,120
Speaker 1: The United States figure skating team also won a gold medal,

2142
01:48:41,320 --> 01:48:45,840
Speaker 1: So the United States has two medals, both of them gold.

2143
01:48:51,280 --> 01:48:54,800
Speaker 1: Leading the way is the home country of Italy. They

2144
01:48:54,840 --> 01:49:00,000
Speaker 1: got nine medals already. Wait a minute, yeah, they got

2145
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:03,320
Speaker 1: nine medals already. Well, it's just freaking thing is over.

2146
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:09,599
Speaker 5: Yep, shut it down. Earlier this year, freaking Swedes.

2147
01:49:10,720 --> 01:49:13,439
Speaker 1: They've also got two medals. Hey, we gotta at least

2148
01:49:13,520 --> 01:49:14,320
Speaker 1: just beat Sweden.

2149
01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:18,160
Speaker 5: I was watching some Olympic snowboarding order the weekend. I

2150
01:49:18,160 --> 01:49:20,479
Speaker 5: got a big eye roll from my wife. I was

2151
01:49:20,520 --> 01:49:22,880
Speaker 5: down the basement. She kind of stuck her head down

2152
01:49:22,920 --> 01:49:24,280
Speaker 5: and said, hey, what are you doing? I go watching

2153
01:49:24,320 --> 01:49:27,640
Speaker 5: snowboarding and she goes, oh, the Olympics, and I go, no,

2154
01:49:27,720 --> 01:49:29,960
Speaker 5: I'm just watching a live feet of buck Hill right now?

2155
01:49:30,200 --> 01:49:35,320
Speaker 2: Yes, why that?

2156
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:39,800
Speaker 1: I sure, hope that actually, don't you and your wife. No,

2157
01:49:39,920 --> 01:49:43,640
Speaker 1: dude completely exist on different levels of the house like

2158
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:45,320
Speaker 1: my wife and I.

2159
01:49:45,560 --> 01:49:47,599
Speaker 5: That's what we do. But that was just the rare time.

2160
01:49:47,640 --> 01:49:49,000
Speaker 5: She was just I think, checking make sure I was

2161
01:49:49,040 --> 01:49:49,519
Speaker 5: still alive.

2162
01:49:49,960 --> 01:49:55,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, a long marriage, right, that's right, absolutely.

2163
01:49:55,320 --> 01:49:56,800
Speaker 5: That basement's mind. Baby.

2164
01:49:57,439 --> 01:50:01,280
Speaker 1: Let me give you a warning though about these Winter Olympics. Okay, so,

2165
01:50:01,280 --> 01:50:05,920
Speaker 1: so far Bulgaria only has one medal and it's a bronze.

2166
01:50:05,960 --> 01:50:10,280
Speaker 1: But here's a warning. Russev hasn't made it to Italy yet. Okay.

2167
01:50:10,600 --> 01:50:12,280
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, Happy Rusev day.

2168
01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:15,120
Speaker 1: Thank you you too. They've only got the one medal,

2169
01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:18,360
Speaker 1: but Russev's plane is delayed. He has not made it

2170
01:50:18,400 --> 01:50:21,559
Speaker 1: to Italy yet, and when he gets there, it is

2171
01:50:21,600 --> 01:50:29,120
Speaker 1: going to be a disaster for every other country. Finnish

2172
01:50:29,360 --> 01:50:32,600
Speaker 1: skier Remy Lindholm, we talked about him last week, the

2173
01:50:32,760 --> 01:50:35,280
Speaker 1: dude who froze as tally whacker and damn near died

2174
01:50:35,320 --> 01:50:43,760
Speaker 1: at the last Winter Olympics. He couldn't make it to

2175
01:50:43,840 --> 01:50:48,400
Speaker 1: this round also because of an injury. He burned his vagina.

2176
01:50:48,920 --> 01:50:54,240
Speaker 5: Oh ah, what no, no, this guy can't catch a break now.

2177
01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:59,040
Speaker 1: The truth is he broke his ass neck while training

2178
01:51:00,439 --> 01:51:02,880
Speaker 1: in cross country skiing. I didn't mention that he's a

2179
01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:10,240
Speaker 1: cross country skier. He uh broke his ass. He diagnosed

2180
01:51:10,240 --> 01:51:14,439
Speaker 1: with a strain fracture to his sacrum, which is a

2181
01:51:14,439 --> 01:51:17,000
Speaker 1: lot of folks call it the as neck located in

2182
01:51:17,080 --> 01:51:20,320
Speaker 1: his lower back down by the tailbone ski.

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01:51:21,200 --> 01:51:24,599
Speaker 8: Oh, that's got to be painful, man, I would think so.

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01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:27,639
Speaker 1: So if you were looking forward to this year's round

2185
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:30,120
Speaker 1: of cross country skiing, and of course why wouldn't you,

2186
01:51:31,000 --> 01:51:32,720
Speaker 1: h You're not going to see this guy in his

2187
01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:41,200
Speaker 1: frozen rod slipped and fell and broke his ass. Well,

2188
01:51:41,280 --> 01:51:44,479
Speaker 1: yesterday was one of the most miserable Timberwolves games I've

2189
01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:45,919
Speaker 1: oh boy.

2190
01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:49,160
Speaker 8: Ever, most miserable game since Friday Night's game.

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01:51:49,600 --> 01:51:51,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one was way worse than Friday.

2192
01:51:52,479 --> 01:51:54,400
Speaker 6: I got a feeling something maybe coming.

2193
01:51:54,640 --> 01:51:57,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. This was one of the worst games

2194
01:51:57,680 --> 01:51:59,679
Speaker 1: I've ever seen from the Wolves, and I've been watching

2195
01:51:59,720 --> 01:52:01,200
Speaker 1: him from day one.

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01:52:01,479 --> 01:52:03,479
Speaker 5: I definitely took some time yesterday to reach out to

2197
01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:06,120
Speaker 5: some of my hardcore Wolves fans and offer my condolences

2198
01:52:06,160 --> 01:52:07,760
Speaker 5: and just check in on them, you know.

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01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:12,360
Speaker 6: I mean, go Bear calls them out for not playing hard,

2200
01:52:13,640 --> 01:52:17,719
Speaker 6: which is the truth. He kind of gets chided by

2201
01:52:17,800 --> 01:52:22,160
Speaker 6: the coach for doing that, which I can understand. You

2202
01:52:22,160 --> 01:52:24,960
Speaker 6: don't want your dirty, dirty laundry out there in the media.

2203
01:52:25,080 --> 01:52:27,960
Speaker 6: But we all see it. We all see that they're

2204
01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:33,600
Speaker 6: not playing hard and that they're not motivated, and it's frustrating,

2205
01:52:33,760 --> 01:52:37,920
Speaker 6: and you can't fire all the players. So I just

2206
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:41,720
Speaker 6: got a feeling something's coming, because this is not going

2207
01:52:41,760 --> 01:52:45,160
Speaker 6: to be acceptable if they go down the stretch and

2208
01:52:45,479 --> 01:52:47,800
Speaker 6: end up in a play in game that's not going

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Speaker 6: to fly.

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01:52:49,439 --> 01:52:51,400
Speaker 1: First off the wolf. You made me sit and watch

2211
01:52:51,439 --> 01:52:54,560
Speaker 1: that dufus Kawhi Leonard score forty one points.

2212
01:52:54,960 --> 01:52:58,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they played without the two best players who

2213
01:52:58,120 --> 01:53:01,440
Speaker 6: were traded. I mean, it's just miserable.

2214
01:53:03,040 --> 01:53:05,320
Speaker 8: If they end up making a coaching move at the

2215
01:53:05,439 --> 01:53:07,479
Speaker 8: end of the season. I don't know whether they would

2216
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:09,960
Speaker 8: do this now. If they do at the end of

2217
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:14,639
Speaker 8: the season, keep an eye on Mike Malone. Mike Malone,

2218
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:19,040
Speaker 8: former Denver coach, havn't coached this year, but he was

2219
01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:21,120
Speaker 8: the coach in Denver when Tim Conley was there and

2220
01:53:21,120 --> 01:53:23,920
Speaker 8: they have a relationship and he's won a championship. So

2221
01:53:25,000 --> 01:53:27,160
Speaker 8: that's one name I keep thinking about that might end

2222
01:53:27,200 --> 01:53:29,400
Speaker 8: up here if they end up making a coaching change.

2223
01:53:30,520 --> 01:53:33,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty bad. They've lost three in a row,

2224
01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:37,040
Speaker 1: all to sub five hundred opponents. Yesterday, the Wolves were

2225
01:53:37,200 --> 01:53:43,280
Speaker 1: eight of thirty three from the three point stripe, twenty turnovers, Jesus.

2226
01:53:43,960 --> 01:53:47,240
Speaker 6: Yeah. But it's more than that, though, Nick, it's just

2227
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:48,920
Speaker 6: the defensive effort.

2228
01:53:49,080 --> 01:53:50,680
Speaker 1: Oh dude, you don't have to tell me. I've been

2229
01:53:50,720 --> 01:53:52,960
Speaker 1: talking about the defensive effort for a month and a half.

2230
01:53:53,520 --> 01:53:56,719
Speaker 6: It's just it's ridiculous that they're not playing hard.

2231
01:53:56,960 --> 01:53:58,519
Speaker 1: Well, hey, wait a minute now, now I have to

2232
01:53:58,520 --> 01:54:01,400
Speaker 1: take a time out on this. Early in the game,

2233
01:54:01,840 --> 01:54:05,439
Speaker 1: they were garbage defensively the first two three minutes. Finchy

2234
01:54:05,479 --> 01:54:09,479
Speaker 1: called the time out, and I will say they were

2235
01:54:09,960 --> 01:54:13,640
Speaker 1: as intense as I've seen them all year on defense

2236
01:54:14,000 --> 01:54:16,000
Speaker 1: for about a quarter and a half. They did at

2237
01:54:16,120 --> 01:54:20,599
Speaker 1: least listen for a brief period of time. You're right,

2238
01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:24,439
Speaker 1: generally speaking, over the entirety of the season, their defense

2239
01:54:24,479 --> 01:54:28,720
Speaker 1: has been dog feces. But yesterday it was the offense

2240
01:54:29,080 --> 01:54:34,000
Speaker 1: turning it over and missing and no one cutting, no one.

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01:54:34,480 --> 01:54:39,200
Speaker 8: So the thing that's frustrating is that it's not like

2242
01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:42,520
Speaker 8: they have a lack of talent or It's not like

2243
01:54:42,640 --> 01:54:44,360
Speaker 8: they can't do it. I mean a week and a

2244
01:54:44,400 --> 01:54:48,320
Speaker 8: half ago they destroyed Oklahoma City, so you know that

2245
01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:51,120
Speaker 8: there's nights when they want to dial it up they can.

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01:54:51,680 --> 01:54:54,280
Speaker 6: It is basically the same team that has gone to

2247
01:54:54,360 --> 01:54:58,800
Speaker 6: the NBA Western Finals the last couple of years. It's

2248
01:54:58,800 --> 01:55:01,760
Speaker 6: basically the same team. It's just that you can't you

2249
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:07,160
Speaker 6: can't coast through the regular season. You can not play

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01:55:07,440 --> 01:55:10,200
Speaker 6: when when you get beat by the Pelicans at home,

2251
01:55:10,760 --> 01:55:13,480
Speaker 6: like you got beat the other night, it's just so

2252
01:55:13,640 --> 01:55:18,720
Speaker 6: embarrassing and I mean, you can't do that. You just can't.

2253
01:55:18,840 --> 01:55:22,200
Speaker 6: And and the NBA in general right now, maybe Brad

2254
01:55:22,240 --> 01:55:26,320
Speaker 6: can chime in. Right now, the NBA in general is

2255
01:55:26,400 --> 01:55:29,800
Speaker 6: kind of getting a black eye. You saw what happened

2256
01:55:29,800 --> 01:55:33,520
Speaker 6: with the Utah Jazz game the other night where they

2257
01:55:34,120 --> 01:55:37,800
Speaker 6: sat Jaren Jackson and market and for the entire fourth

2258
01:55:37,880 --> 01:55:44,640
Speaker 6: quarter definitely tanking, wanting to lose. This whole tanking thing

2259
01:55:44,720 --> 01:55:47,920
Speaker 6: is starting to pick up steam now across the league.

2260
01:55:47,920 --> 01:55:51,240
Speaker 6: People are starting to get pissed off about how NBA

2261
01:55:51,440 --> 01:55:54,840
Speaker 6: teams are just not playing and that's not good. I mean,

2262
01:55:54,840 --> 01:55:58,480
Speaker 6: we're halfway through the regular season and teams are tanking.

2263
01:55:59,240 --> 01:56:03,520
Speaker 6: So the whole the whole league right now. Players are

2264
01:56:03,560 --> 01:56:08,760
Speaker 6: out gill Us, Alexander's hurt, players are sitting nice, the

2265
01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:14,160
Speaker 6: whole thing. What I'm saying is the whole league right now.

2266
01:56:15,400 --> 01:56:17,720
Speaker 6: People are looking at it and going, wow, this is

2267
01:56:17,760 --> 01:56:18,920
Speaker 6: not a good product.

2268
01:56:19,440 --> 01:56:22,400
Speaker 8: This is that way, I think partially because of the

2269
01:56:22,400 --> 01:56:24,480
Speaker 8: way the local team is playing. And so every once

2270
01:56:24,520 --> 01:56:26,400
Speaker 8: in a while, I got to check myself and think, Okay,

2271
01:56:26,480 --> 01:56:28,960
Speaker 8: is this just happening here or is it everywhere else?

2272
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:30,880
Speaker 8: And then I see things like that like you said.

2273
01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:34,840
Speaker 8: But then I'll read an article where they say viewership

2274
01:56:34,920 --> 01:56:37,520
Speaker 8: is up like fifteen percent this year, and I'm trying

2275
01:56:37,560 --> 01:56:41,640
Speaker 8: to figure out how why, because I just don't feel

2276
01:56:41,680 --> 01:56:45,600
Speaker 8: like people like you said as much.

2277
01:56:45,760 --> 01:56:49,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, So they got to do something tonight.

2278
01:56:49,480 --> 01:56:53,160
Speaker 1: They got to play tonight. They play the Atlanta Hawks

2279
01:56:53,160 --> 01:56:53,880
Speaker 1: tonight at home.

2280
01:56:54,200 --> 01:56:55,840
Speaker 5: Seems like a team that's looking forward to the Yell

2281
01:56:55,840 --> 01:56:56,680
Speaker 5: Star Break.

2282
01:56:57,280 --> 01:56:59,080
Speaker 1: Like, got two more games, I think.

2283
01:56:59,160 --> 01:56:59,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that sounds rare.

2284
01:57:00,080 --> 01:57:01,760
Speaker 6: Two games, Ye take the break.

2285
01:57:01,800 --> 01:57:04,280
Speaker 1: The NBA All Star Gang Bang is this coming weekend.

2286
01:57:05,120 --> 01:57:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh wow.

2287
01:57:06,320 --> 01:57:08,879
Speaker 6: All right, same weekend as Daytona.

2288
01:57:09,120 --> 01:57:11,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, so they play today and Wednesday, and then they

2289
01:57:11,480 --> 01:57:13,600
Speaker 5: have They're off until the following Friday.

2290
01:57:14,120 --> 01:57:17,200
Speaker 1: Oh there you go, Hey, this is interesting. Ups, Golden

2291
01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:20,880
Speaker 1: Valley Delivery. Jesus was at the game yesterday. So was I. Uh.

2292
01:57:20,920 --> 01:57:23,720
Speaker 1: He said he was there to watch his daughter on

2293
01:57:23,800 --> 01:57:27,600
Speaker 1: the junior dance line that performed at halftime. I saw

2294
01:57:27,640 --> 01:57:30,840
Speaker 1: the show, Ups, Golden Valley Delivery, Jesus, those kids did

2295
01:57:30,840 --> 01:57:33,640
Speaker 1: a good job. Josh, tell us some of your stories

2296
01:57:33,640 --> 01:57:35,400
Speaker 1: of when you were on the junior dance line.

2297
01:57:35,440 --> 01:57:39,360
Speaker 2: Well, the tough part is the smiling, you know, I have.

2298
01:57:39,960 --> 01:57:41,680
Speaker 2: I don't know how to control my face. I have

2299
01:57:41,720 --> 01:57:44,400
Speaker 2: a weird smile, and you gotta smile. And then playing

2300
01:57:44,440 --> 01:57:45,080
Speaker 2: all the makeup.

2301
01:57:45,600 --> 01:57:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that you broke out, didn't you? I did?

2302
01:57:48,320 --> 01:57:48,480
Speaker 8: Yeah?

2303
01:57:48,520 --> 01:57:51,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of acne, which requires, of course more makeup.

2304
01:57:52,320 --> 01:57:56,160
Speaker 2: It's just kind of an ender, never ending, never ending problem.

2305
01:57:56,760 --> 01:57:59,920
Speaker 1: Hey, Ups, Golden Valley Delivery. What are you whatever? Your

2306
01:58:00,120 --> 01:58:02,440
Speaker 1: name is A wonderful loyal listener. We hear from you

2307
01:58:02,480 --> 01:58:04,560
Speaker 1: all the time. If those kids ever want to learn

2308
01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:10,280
Speaker 1: the step by step, I thought it was really odd.

2309
01:58:10,840 --> 01:58:13,160
Speaker 1: The dude who handles step one, I think his name

2310
01:58:13,240 --> 01:58:21,440
Speaker 1: was Gary. He's he's the basie guy in the group. Right,

2311
01:58:21,920 --> 01:58:24,360
Speaker 1: he's like the big, blown up muscular guy in the group.

2312
01:58:24,800 --> 01:58:28,240
Speaker 1: So when it comes to step one, he says, we

2313
01:58:28,360 --> 01:58:31,720
Speaker 1: can have lots of fun, like he shows off his bass.

2314
01:58:33,760 --> 01:58:39,400
Speaker 1: So that was his gig, Gary, so does Mike.

2315
01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:43,400
Speaker 8: Isn't Actually it's Gary.

2316
01:58:43,920 --> 01:58:46,720
Speaker 2: He's right, it was.

2317
01:58:46,920 --> 01:58:55,240
Speaker 1: It was Gary, Leonard, Maurice Garry and Uh and Robin.

2318
01:58:56,440 --> 01:58:59,320
Speaker 5: They're on the cover every TV Michael.

2319
01:58:59,320 --> 01:59:07,280
Speaker 1: Jackie Germaine Keto, Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder. That's enough

2320
01:59:07,320 --> 01:59:07,640
Speaker 1: out of you.

2321
01:59:09,920 --> 01:59:14,280
Speaker 6: I'm exhausted for the rest of the day.

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01:59:14,360 --> 01:59:21,560
Speaker 1: See you, donkeys, see you Okay, Doctor p Jesus Half

2323
01:59:21,640 --> 01:59:28,960
Speaker 1: Ass Morning Show. Yeah sure, let's uh, let's ask the

2324
01:59:29,040 --> 01:59:32,120
Speaker 1: doctor and see what he comes up with. Welcome back

2325
01:59:32,120 --> 01:59:35,040
Speaker 1: to the Half Aass Morning Show. Our next guest is

2326
01:59:35,160 --> 01:59:38,600
Speaker 1: bound and determined to help you's out if you've got

2327
01:59:38,600 --> 01:59:44,920
Speaker 1: an issue with your fragile health. Six ninety three is

2328
01:59:44,920 --> 01:59:49,080
Speaker 1: our Luther Kiya Bloomington text line if you want to

2329
01:59:49,120 --> 01:59:52,520
Speaker 1: ask Doctor p Jesus. Hello, doctor p Hello, Hello?

2330
01:59:52,800 --> 01:59:55,040
Speaker 4: Did you bring these guys any medicine?

2331
01:59:55,240 --> 01:59:57,960
Speaker 7: I brought a flamethrower. I thought maybe that was how

2332
01:59:58,000 --> 02:00:01,120
Speaker 7: we need to cleanse this place of whatever is going on.

2333
02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:02,760
Speaker 5: We might need you to start over.

2334
02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:06,520
Speaker 2: We actually we we mentioned this earlier. We have a

2335
02:00:06,600 --> 02:00:09,480
Speaker 2: friend who owned Scene Clean and they were going to

2336
02:00:09,560 --> 02:00:12,920
Speaker 2: bring in the murder people. Yeah, they were going to

2337
02:00:12,960 --> 02:00:16,320
Speaker 2: bring in like a chlorine bomb or something. I'm not

2338
02:00:16,320 --> 02:00:17,960
Speaker 2: sure if they had an opportunity to do it yet

2339
02:00:17,960 --> 02:00:20,320
Speaker 2: over the weekend. But just try and kill whatever's floating

2340
02:00:20,320 --> 02:00:21,080
Speaker 2: around this building.

2341
02:00:21,280 --> 02:00:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, this friggin cough is just relentless. I've

2342
02:00:25,560 --> 02:00:32,040
Speaker 1: tried robotussin delsum these guys know. I even tried a

2343
02:00:32,040 --> 02:00:33,640
Speaker 1: little bit of that drakar.

2344
02:00:34,680 --> 02:00:39,080
Speaker 2: And all that does is attract ladies exactly.

2345
02:00:39,160 --> 02:00:40,640
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe try Polo as well.

2346
02:00:40,760 --> 02:00:44,200
Speaker 1: Just tried some didn't do it. What do you make

2347
02:00:44,240 --> 02:00:47,280
Speaker 1: of that norovirus, doctor p Jesus.

2348
02:00:47,240 --> 02:00:49,480
Speaker 7: Well, it's it's a bad one too, But it doesn't

2349
02:00:49,600 --> 02:00:52,440
Speaker 7: It doesn't cause a cough. It just causes the gastro

2350
02:00:52,520 --> 02:00:56,280
Speaker 7: intestinal stuff. Sure that it's yeah, it's your nightmare sort

2351
02:00:56,280 --> 02:00:57,960
Speaker 7: of gastritis.

2352
02:00:58,080 --> 02:01:01,280
Speaker 1: I didn't bring it up related to Josh and I

2353
02:01:01,840 --> 02:01:05,480
Speaker 1: being ill in the In the Sports Report or whatever

2354
02:01:05,480 --> 02:01:08,240
Speaker 1: we call our conversation with the Randy and Brad, we

2355
02:01:08,360 --> 02:01:13,240
Speaker 1: mentioned that neurovirus has whipped through the locker rooms of

2356
02:01:13,320 --> 02:01:15,920
Speaker 1: the uh the lady hockey players at the Olympics, and

2357
02:01:15,960 --> 02:01:20,080
Speaker 1: they're all uh two at a time in a toilet diarrhea.

2358
02:01:20,200 --> 02:01:24,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that's the one that takes out cruise ships, right, yeah,

2359
02:01:24,160 --> 02:01:26,760
Speaker 2: where there's like, yeah, it's rolling down the walls.

2360
02:01:27,400 --> 02:01:29,640
Speaker 1: Luckily, they're all in good shape because I gotta fit

2361
02:01:29,680 --> 02:01:31,520
Speaker 1: two bottoms on one toilet seat.

2362
02:01:33,360 --> 02:01:35,200
Speaker 5: That was my biggest fear this weekend when I went

2363
02:01:35,240 --> 02:01:37,280
Speaker 5: ice fishing for the first time, was that the neuro

2364
02:01:37,400 --> 02:01:39,240
Speaker 5: viruses is going to hit me and I'd be in

2365
02:01:39,360 --> 02:01:41,320
Speaker 5: that you know, it's a nice ice castle, but it's

2366
02:01:41,520 --> 02:01:43,840
Speaker 5: not huge, and I would just be stuck there on

2367
02:01:43,880 --> 02:01:47,080
Speaker 5: that toilet all day and just embarrassing myself. That awesome

2368
02:01:47,080 --> 02:01:49,240
Speaker 5: for us. Oh, I know, great content for you guys,

2369
02:01:49,240 --> 02:01:50,760
Speaker 5: but thankfully my stomach held on.

2370
02:01:50,960 --> 02:01:53,480
Speaker 1: Have you treated neurovirus doctor people.

2371
02:01:53,280 --> 02:01:55,560
Speaker 7: Well, I mean I've seen it. I mean you don't really,

2372
02:01:55,560 --> 02:01:58,400
Speaker 7: there's not much you can do. Honestly, it's really just yeah, not.

2373
02:01:58,480 --> 02:02:00,720
Speaker 2: Like anna modium or something. There's nothing you can do.

2374
02:02:00,880 --> 02:02:03,600
Speaker 7: I mean generally with those things, you don't you really

2375
02:02:03,640 --> 02:02:05,680
Speaker 7: don't want to shut down your gut. I mean, you're

2376
02:02:06,360 --> 02:02:10,360
Speaker 7: out your body's trying to get rid of the bad stuff.

2377
02:02:10,800 --> 02:02:12,440
Speaker 7: Maybe you just got to stay hydrated.

2378
02:02:13,400 --> 02:02:17,120
Speaker 1: You're pushing, you're just pushing out all the bad, taking

2379
02:02:17,280 --> 02:02:19,560
Speaker 1: some taking some good liquids.

2380
02:02:19,600 --> 02:02:22,040
Speaker 5: I'd imagine was the drink liquids?

2381
02:02:22,040 --> 02:02:24,720
Speaker 1: He said, what was the drinking you said you've tried

2382
02:02:24,760 --> 02:02:26,600
Speaker 1: here in the last couple of days, Josh.

2383
02:02:26,720 --> 02:02:27,160
Speaker 2: The drink.

2384
02:02:27,200 --> 02:02:28,520
Speaker 1: I tried drinky drink.

2385
02:02:29,360 --> 02:02:30,320
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.

2386
02:02:30,360 --> 02:02:33,920
Speaker 1: First break, you mentioned some kind of drinky you've been taking.

2387
02:02:33,640 --> 02:02:36,800
Speaker 2: In Oh, I tried like a for my throat.

2388
02:02:37,080 --> 02:02:40,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you've been sick. I thought it was something

2389
02:02:40,840 --> 02:02:41,720
Speaker 1: else this morning.

2390
02:02:41,560 --> 02:02:43,120
Speaker 2: But we were talking about honey, and I put some

2391
02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:43,720
Speaker 2: of that in there.

2392
02:02:43,840 --> 02:02:46,440
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I misheard you. I thought there was some

2393
02:02:47,280 --> 02:02:50,120
Speaker 1: type of new drink that was helping you out with

2394
02:02:50,160 --> 02:02:50,960
Speaker 1: your sickness.

2395
02:02:51,640 --> 02:02:56,240
Speaker 4: Scotch, not imagine scotch.

2396
02:02:56,240 --> 02:02:58,600
Speaker 7: And if you have diarrhea that bad, you need you know,

2397
02:02:58,760 --> 02:03:00,680
Speaker 7: just water is not enough. You need electrolytes.

2398
02:03:02,840 --> 02:03:03,960
Speaker 5: No, liquid ivs are great.

2399
02:03:04,200 --> 02:03:05,760
Speaker 1: That's what it was. Liquid ivy.

2400
02:03:05,920 --> 02:03:06,720
Speaker 4: Oh, perfectly.

2401
02:03:08,120 --> 02:03:10,160
Speaker 2: Actually, I've been drinking a lot of that.

2402
02:03:10,120 --> 02:03:11,560
Speaker 1: Well, so that's that's what it was.

2403
02:03:11,800 --> 02:03:14,040
Speaker 2: It's I don't remember when we talked about liquid IV.

2404
02:03:14,160 --> 02:03:16,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's a canned drink. It's called liquid like

2405
02:03:16,960 --> 02:03:17,440
Speaker 2: a powder.

2406
02:03:17,520 --> 02:03:19,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like your Gatorade packets.

2407
02:03:19,560 --> 02:03:22,720
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I assume it's it's got to be an electrolyte, yeah,

2408
02:03:23,080 --> 02:03:26,720
Speaker 7: mix just yeah, basically, because when you get rid of stuff,

2409
02:03:26,760 --> 02:03:28,560
Speaker 7: you're not just getting it getting rid of water.

2410
02:03:28,680 --> 02:03:31,760
Speaker 1: So what's the worst thing a patient's ever passed on

2411
02:03:31,800 --> 02:03:34,760
Speaker 1: to you? Oh, where you're dealing with a sick patient

2412
02:03:34,800 --> 02:03:37,120
Speaker 1: and you know it. You say to yourself, oh god,

2413
02:03:37,160 --> 02:03:37,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this.

2414
02:03:38,040 --> 02:03:41,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, like they sneeze in your face. Here we go.

2415
02:03:42,120 --> 02:03:44,920
Speaker 1: Uh, and you tough bastards. I mean the doctors that

2416
02:03:45,080 --> 02:03:46,920
Speaker 1: treated me the last couple of days, one of them

2417
02:03:46,920 --> 02:03:49,800
Speaker 1: my regular doctor of Vinnie Boombox. The doctors that treated

2418
02:03:49,840 --> 02:03:52,200
Speaker 1: me the last few days, I feel bad for both

2419
02:03:52,240 --> 02:03:55,040
Speaker 1: of them because I mean, I don't know if I'm

2420
02:03:55,080 --> 02:03:57,240
Speaker 1: still contagious or any of that crap, But I mean

2421
02:03:57,400 --> 02:03:59,840
Speaker 1: they just got to step right up and take a

2422
02:03:59,840 --> 02:04:02,000
Speaker 1: bit a big whiff of me, you know what I mean.

2423
02:04:02,080 --> 02:04:03,200
Speaker 1: Knowing that I'm.

2424
02:04:03,040 --> 02:04:04,680
Speaker 4: Sick, I think about that every time I go to

2425
02:04:04,760 --> 02:04:05,160
Speaker 4: the doctor.

2426
02:04:05,400 --> 02:04:08,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, they probably have a pretty good immune system built up, obviously,

2427
02:04:08,200 --> 02:04:08,840
Speaker 5: no more than I do.

2428
02:04:08,920 --> 02:04:10,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would say, I mean in uh, let's call

2429
02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:11,600
Speaker 7: him Jim.

2430
02:04:12,000 --> 02:04:13,760
Speaker 5: I was about to say Josh, and then I realized

2431
02:04:13,760 --> 02:04:15,960
Speaker 5: I was talking to doctor P. And then I try

2432
02:04:16,000 --> 02:04:19,080
Speaker 5: to change it to doc and it just all came

2433
02:04:19,080 --> 02:04:19,560
Speaker 5: out wrong.

2434
02:04:21,720 --> 02:04:25,760
Speaker 7: You know, in twenty nineteen, the clinic I was working in,

2435
02:04:27,080 --> 02:04:30,400
Speaker 7: we did a lot of travel visits, and so there

2436
02:04:30,400 --> 02:04:31,920
Speaker 7: were a fair number of people who would travel to

2437
02:04:32,080 --> 02:04:36,760
Speaker 7: China regularly for work. Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure.

2438
02:04:36,760 --> 02:04:43,640
Speaker 7: I mean I was incredibly sick basically Christmas of twenty nineteen,

2439
02:04:43,960 --> 02:04:50,760
Speaker 7: which was before COVID supposedly hit here. But I'm quite convinced.

2440
02:04:50,360 --> 02:04:52,000
Speaker 4: I had your patient zero.

2441
02:04:52,560 --> 02:04:56,720
Speaker 7: I mean I might have been patient too. Zerah. I

2442
02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:59,600
Speaker 7: coughed so hard I literally gave myself a hernia, a

2443
02:04:59,640 --> 02:05:02,720
Speaker 7: growin ernia, popped hernia.

2444
02:05:02,920 --> 02:05:05,840
Speaker 1: Oh no, you man, I've been coughing so hard lately

2445
02:05:06,000 --> 02:05:07,320
Speaker 1: my nuts started to hurt.

2446
02:05:08,080 --> 02:05:08,440
Speaker 7: You know.

2447
02:05:08,600 --> 02:05:10,600
Speaker 2: I mean, well that's why they that's how they test

2448
02:05:10,640 --> 02:05:12,600
Speaker 2: the Oh no, you told us why they turn your

2449
02:05:12,600 --> 02:05:13,200
Speaker 2: head and cough.

2450
02:05:13,560 --> 02:05:17,560
Speaker 7: Well, well, uh yeah, I mean well, if no for hernia,

2451
02:05:17,680 --> 02:05:19,800
Speaker 7: you do want to cough, the turn the head is

2452
02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:22,960
Speaker 7: you don't cough on me. But know that valsalva is

2453
02:05:23,000 --> 02:05:24,640
Speaker 7: basically when you squeeze.

2454
02:05:25,280 --> 02:05:27,200
Speaker 2: I got that olive garden together.

2455
02:05:28,680 --> 02:05:33,920
Speaker 7: Mix it with vinegar. But yeah, uh, the valsalva is

2456
02:05:33,960 --> 02:05:36,120
Speaker 7: the positive pressure in your abdomen. And yeah, if you

2457
02:05:36,120 --> 02:05:39,200
Speaker 7: have a hernia, it makes it bulge, but I mean

2458
02:05:39,240 --> 02:05:40,680
Speaker 7: it also puts pressure down in.

2459
02:05:41,400 --> 02:05:43,280
Speaker 1: I was a little nervous because my bag started to

2460
02:05:43,280 --> 02:05:45,120
Speaker 1: sting a little bit the other day when I was.

2461
02:05:45,800 --> 02:05:47,480
Speaker 7: Get that with a big you better hold it when

2462
02:05:47,520 --> 02:05:47,880
Speaker 7: you cough.

2463
02:05:48,320 --> 02:05:50,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the best advice, right.

2464
02:05:50,560 --> 02:05:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody else, truck or Timmy Jesus said, I'm having

2465
02:05:54,720 --> 02:05:58,320
Speaker 2: razor like pain where my near my belly button, feels

2466
02:05:58,320 --> 02:06:00,480
Speaker 2: like I got a pee. And he says, it's dripping from.

2467
02:06:00,360 --> 02:06:02,080
Speaker 1: You no where pregnant?

2468
02:06:02,120 --> 02:06:04,760
Speaker 2: Should I get my prostate checked? I'm forty three and

2469
02:06:04,800 --> 02:06:05,960
Speaker 2: I've never had it done before.

2470
02:06:06,000 --> 02:06:07,800
Speaker 3: What's dripping He's never had.

2471
02:06:07,800 --> 02:06:09,760
Speaker 2: He said, you know where I'm assuming he means his

2472
02:06:09,880 --> 02:06:10,920
Speaker 2: wiener my damn.

2473
02:06:10,960 --> 02:06:13,040
Speaker 7: But razor like pain around a belly button.

2474
02:06:12,880 --> 02:06:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what he said. Out like nerve pain.

2475
02:06:18,160 --> 02:06:19,040
Speaker 1: He just dried it.

2476
02:06:19,680 --> 02:06:24,200
Speaker 7: That's weird, okay, nerve pain, but drip. I'm yeah, it's

2477
02:06:24,240 --> 02:06:27,400
Speaker 7: hard to put that altogether. Uh, if if you're having

2478
02:06:27,520 --> 02:06:31,240
Speaker 7: dripping from that area, and that's that's not good. I mean,

2479
02:06:31,280 --> 02:06:34,120
Speaker 7: you need to be checked for sexually transmitted illness.

2480
02:06:34,160 --> 02:06:35,840
Speaker 1: But I remember when I was a kid, I was

2481
02:06:35,920 --> 02:06:37,680
Speaker 1: terrified of the gonner rhea drip.

2482
02:06:38,120 --> 02:06:40,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, oh my gosh, I remember that.

2483
02:06:40,040 --> 02:06:42,200
Speaker 2: That's a reasonable thing about Is that the one they

2484
02:06:42,200 --> 02:06:43,400
Speaker 2: called the drip gonorrhea?

2485
02:06:43,840 --> 02:06:47,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's definitely the drip. It's all the clap, but yeah,

2486
02:06:47,120 --> 02:06:47,720
Speaker 7: clap yep.

2487
02:06:47,840 --> 02:06:51,080
Speaker 1: After I started messing around, you know, sexually, Yeah, if

2488
02:06:51,120 --> 02:06:52,920
Speaker 1: I ever had to shake it off more than three

2489
02:06:53,000 --> 02:06:55,040
Speaker 1: four times, I was convinced I had then.

2490
02:06:57,720 --> 02:07:01,360
Speaker 7: Taking a close look. Yeah, when you hear like razor

2491
02:07:01,480 --> 02:07:06,120
Speaker 7: like nerve stuff on the skin that you know that

2492
02:07:06,120 --> 02:07:09,280
Speaker 7: that sounds like nerve irritation, that might be you know,

2493
02:07:09,280 --> 02:07:12,000
Speaker 7: I think shingles and things like that. But again, I

2494
02:07:12,040 --> 02:07:14,280
Speaker 7: can't really off the top of my head, I can't

2495
02:07:14,280 --> 02:07:17,839
Speaker 7: think of a relationship between that and the genital symptoms.

2496
02:07:17,840 --> 02:07:20,160
Speaker 7: But yeah, it'd say go get that, uh go get

2497
02:07:20,160 --> 02:07:21,720
Speaker 7: yourself looked at.

2498
02:07:22,320 --> 02:07:23,560
Speaker 1: Damn, he's just dripping.

2499
02:07:23,760 --> 02:07:26,640
Speaker 2: So he specifically mentioned the prostate is that you can

2500
02:07:26,680 --> 02:07:29,000
Speaker 2: take one of those blood tests or something.

2501
02:07:29,120 --> 02:07:32,040
Speaker 7: Well, I mean, I mean the blood test is looking

2502
02:07:32,160 --> 02:07:37,680
Speaker 7: for elevated PSA levels prostate specific antigen, which can be

2503
02:07:37,760 --> 02:07:40,800
Speaker 7: elevated when you have an infection. You're mostly were screening

2504
02:07:40,800 --> 02:07:43,080
Speaker 7: for cancer if you're using that, so typically you probably

2505
02:07:43,120 --> 02:07:45,680
Speaker 7: wouldn't do that at that time. I mean, a physical

2506
02:07:45,720 --> 02:07:49,959
Speaker 7: exam can help detect whether the prostate is a bit boggy.

2507
02:07:50,200 --> 02:07:52,960
Speaker 7: That's the term I always like to use. Boy, it's

2508
02:07:52,960 --> 02:07:53,640
Speaker 7: a bit buggy.

2509
02:07:53,800 --> 02:07:56,880
Speaker 1: The poor guy, his rod is dripping like his name

2510
02:07:57,000 --> 02:08:01,160
Speaker 1: was Scottie Pippin'. We got some people that are a

2511
02:08:01,240 --> 02:08:05,160
Speaker 1: real mess here texting in doctor p Yeah, this guy

2512
02:08:05,240 --> 02:08:07,600
Speaker 1: sounds like he's just torn up from head to toe.

2513
02:08:08,640 --> 02:08:17,720
Speaker 1: Four herniated discs degenerative disc disease for a mental stenosis.

2514
02:08:20,760 --> 02:08:26,880
Speaker 1: He's had injections steroids. He also has sciatica. Nothing helps

2515
02:08:26,920 --> 02:08:33,800
Speaker 1: my pain in my mid back to my feet. Yikes,

2516
02:08:35,400 --> 02:08:36,440
Speaker 1: he did.

2517
02:08:36,280 --> 02:08:41,520
Speaker 7: Not not so okay, so well. Herniated discs, So discs

2518
02:08:41,600 --> 02:08:45,560
Speaker 7: are the basically like the the jelly donut type thing

2519
02:08:45,760 --> 02:08:50,240
Speaker 7: between our vertebrae in our back, so kind of the cushioning.

2520
02:08:50,600 --> 02:08:54,080
Speaker 1: That's why Josh is always licking at my back, right,

2521
02:08:54,160 --> 02:08:54,839
Speaker 1: I love.

2522
02:08:54,680 --> 02:08:57,960
Speaker 7: That jelly donut. And that's you know, they're supposed to

2523
02:08:57,960 --> 02:09:01,200
Speaker 7: be intact. They're supposed to be like a shock absorber.

2524
02:09:01,800 --> 02:09:04,240
Speaker 7: Herniated disc means I mean it really if you think

2525
02:09:04,280 --> 02:09:06,320
Speaker 7: about it like a jelly donut, it's like some of

2526
02:09:06,360 --> 02:09:10,400
Speaker 7: the squishy material within the donut, it's sort of ejected out,

2527
02:09:10,480 --> 02:09:12,640
Speaker 7: and it's actually it can push on a nerve fifty

2528
02:09:12,640 --> 02:09:15,800
Speaker 7: five years old. Yeah, okay, so throw fifty five yeah,

2529
02:09:15,800 --> 02:09:16,080
Speaker 7: thank you.

2530
02:09:17,520 --> 02:09:17,640
Speaker 1: So.

2531
02:09:18,360 --> 02:09:21,240
Speaker 7: Degenerative disc disease just means that the discs usually on

2532
02:09:21,360 --> 02:09:25,880
Speaker 7: imaging look kind of they just look ratty. Paramenal stenosis

2533
02:09:26,000 --> 02:09:30,200
Speaker 7: is when you you start to get arthritic changes in

2534
02:09:30,240 --> 02:09:33,280
Speaker 7: the spine. So we have the vertebrae, your spinal cords

2535
02:09:33,360 --> 02:09:35,360
Speaker 7: going down, and then all the nerves that come out

2536
02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:38,720
Speaker 7: to our body come out through openings that are supposed

2537
02:09:38,720 --> 02:09:42,920
Speaker 7: to be large enough to allow those nerves to be

2538
02:09:43,960 --> 02:09:46,400
Speaker 7: passing through and loose and not squeezed. But as if

2539
02:09:46,440 --> 02:09:50,080
Speaker 7: you get arthritic changes, those openings get smaller and basically

2540
02:09:50,160 --> 02:09:52,840
Speaker 7: the nerves are getting pinched all the time. And so

2541
02:09:52,920 --> 02:09:59,240
Speaker 7: he's I mean, he's got a combination of back changes

2542
02:09:59,240 --> 02:10:03,040
Speaker 7: that can happen to many of us. The thing is,

2543
02:10:03,080 --> 02:10:05,920
Speaker 7: you can you can have those findings on like an

2544
02:10:06,040 --> 02:10:11,440
Speaker 7: MRI and not have pain. You can have a lot

2545
02:10:11,480 --> 02:10:14,360
Speaker 7: of pain and not have those findings, and so they're

2546
02:10:14,400 --> 02:10:17,880
Speaker 7: not just because you have that on there doesn't necessarily

2547
02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:20,480
Speaker 7: mean it's exactly what's causing your pain. So that's where

2548
02:10:20,480 --> 02:10:25,200
Speaker 7: it can get very confusing. You know. Basically, once those

2549
02:10:25,240 --> 02:10:29,120
Speaker 7: nerves are being pinched, my god, it's like it really

2550
02:10:29,160 --> 02:10:32,960
Speaker 7: is sounds like we're in the typhoid ward.

2551
02:10:32,800 --> 02:10:36,920
Speaker 1: Or well some people have texted in to sound they say,

2552
02:10:36,960 --> 02:10:39,440
Speaker 1: it sounds like we're all passing a big fat joint.

2553
02:10:39,200 --> 02:10:47,200
Speaker 7: Around taking a hit. So yeah, it's uh so trying

2554
02:10:47,200 --> 02:10:51,040
Speaker 7: to sort out what is causing what pain. Nerves that

2555
02:10:51,040 --> 02:10:53,840
Speaker 7: get pinched tend to cause symptoms, you know, radiating down

2556
02:10:54,120 --> 02:10:58,480
Speaker 7: typically your legs or into your butt or sciatica, which

2557
02:10:58,520 --> 02:11:01,120
Speaker 7: is the classic one where you have this gnawing pain

2558
02:11:01,200 --> 02:11:03,520
Speaker 7: down the back of your leg that is just really annoying.

2559
02:11:03,960 --> 02:11:06,280
Speaker 7: You can also have pain in your spine related to

2560
02:11:06,360 --> 02:11:10,520
Speaker 7: those changes, because it's basically arthritis of the spine. The

2561
02:11:10,520 --> 02:11:13,200
Speaker 7: injections he's had, I'm sure you know, they often will

2562
02:11:13,200 --> 02:11:17,720
Speaker 7: try epidural steroid injections, so steroid anti inflammatory inject it

2563
02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:19,680
Speaker 7: kind of like in that area where the nerve is

2564
02:11:19,720 --> 02:11:22,320
Speaker 7: hoping it will create a little bit more room for

2565
02:11:22,400 --> 02:11:28,400
Speaker 7: the nerve. You know, physical therapy is important because you're

2566
02:11:28,400 --> 02:11:32,600
Speaker 7: trying to basically maximize your mobility and your strength, but

2567
02:11:32,680 --> 02:11:37,800
Speaker 7: you kind of just have to deal with it as

2568
02:11:37,880 --> 02:11:41,920
Speaker 7: best you can. And then if you have intolerable pain,

2569
02:11:42,160 --> 02:11:44,800
Speaker 7: that's when you have to talk to a surgeon. Basically.

2570
02:11:44,920 --> 02:11:46,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a text here. This person says, my

2571
02:11:46,880 --> 02:11:49,120
Speaker 2: wife has the same issue this guy's having. She had

2572
02:11:49,160 --> 02:11:52,560
Speaker 2: three screws put in the back for sciaticapatya thousand times

2573
02:11:52,600 --> 02:11:53,480
Speaker 2: better after surgery.

2574
02:11:53,560 --> 02:11:56,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's you know, does anybody really want to

2575
02:11:56,440 --> 02:12:00,240
Speaker 7: sign up for spine surgery? No, because it's a big deal,

2576
02:12:00,440 --> 02:12:02,800
Speaker 7: but sometimes that's what you need. I mean, there are

2577
02:12:03,000 --> 02:12:07,120
Speaker 7: there are multiple avenues and things that can be tried

2578
02:12:07,280 --> 02:12:10,120
Speaker 7: before you get there, and like so the specialists typically

2579
02:12:10,120 --> 02:12:13,240
Speaker 7: who are involved in this stuff are physical medicine and

2580
02:12:13,240 --> 02:12:18,160
Speaker 7: rehabilitation doctor p m R. They're basically essentially non surgical

2581
02:12:19,360 --> 02:12:23,760
Speaker 7: pain muscular skeletal specialists who can They often do injections

2582
02:12:23,600 --> 02:12:26,560
Speaker 7: and and things like that. But yeah, if you if

2583
02:12:26,600 --> 02:12:29,480
Speaker 7: you've got this combination of symptoms, and especially if you

2584
02:12:29,520 --> 02:12:33,080
Speaker 7: know you're getting more weakness in your legs, if you're

2585
02:12:33,760 --> 02:12:36,960
Speaker 7: you know, losing function, losing strength, you need to talk

2586
02:12:37,000 --> 02:12:38,200
Speaker 7: to the surgeon because.

2587
02:12:38,000 --> 02:12:39,800
Speaker 1: There's maybe you need some of those screws.

2588
02:12:40,000 --> 02:12:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, couple of screws.

2589
02:12:41,160 --> 02:12:45,000
Speaker 7: Herniated discs can be Essentially they go in and they

2590
02:12:45,040 --> 02:12:48,000
Speaker 7: remove a little bit of some of the bony material

2591
02:12:48,000 --> 02:12:50,280
Speaker 7: that's in there and kind of like suck out that

2592
02:12:50,880 --> 02:12:52,880
Speaker 7: material that came out of the jelly donuts, so it's

2593
02:12:52,920 --> 02:12:56,600
Speaker 7: not pushing on a nerve those discs. There's artificial discs

2594
02:12:56,600 --> 02:13:00,640
Speaker 7: that can be put in as a measure. There are

2595
02:13:01,040 --> 02:13:03,880
Speaker 7: sometimes people need a spinal fusion, which is where they

2596
02:13:03,960 --> 02:13:06,640
Speaker 7: really have to kind of clean out all that soft

2597
02:13:06,680 --> 02:13:10,440
Speaker 7: material and then use some sort of hardware to fixate

2598
02:13:10,520 --> 02:13:13,560
Speaker 7: your spine. So there's I mean, there's many, many things

2599
02:13:13,560 --> 02:13:14,200
Speaker 7: that can be done.

2600
02:13:14,320 --> 02:13:16,240
Speaker 1: Good luck to you. Walter's name is Walter.

2601
02:13:16,400 --> 02:13:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Walter, that's a solid name.

2602
02:13:18,600 --> 02:13:20,240
Speaker 1: Well it sounds like a guy with back trouble.

2603
02:13:20,640 --> 02:13:23,360
Speaker 7: I would say that is true. So yes, it's it's

2604
02:13:23,360 --> 02:13:25,000
Speaker 7: the kind of thing where you you know, you do

2605
02:13:25,040 --> 02:13:27,560
Speaker 7: want to see a physical medicine rehab doc. You probably

2606
02:13:27,600 --> 02:13:30,360
Speaker 7: have if you've already had those injections, talk to a

2607
02:13:30,400 --> 02:13:34,360
Speaker 7: surgeon and then that's a classic case where you definitely

2608
02:13:34,360 --> 02:13:36,000
Speaker 7: want to get a second opinion about this.

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02:13:36,080 --> 02:13:38,400
Speaker 1: You ever met a guy named Christian or Corey? Those

2610
02:13:38,440 --> 02:13:41,320
Speaker 1: guys don't have back problems. Guys that Walter have back true?

2611
02:13:41,480 --> 02:13:41,760
Speaker 7: True.

2612
02:13:42,720 --> 02:13:45,720
Speaker 2: I had holiday heart syndrome about a year to a

2613
02:13:45,760 --> 02:13:48,560
Speaker 2: year ago at thirty five years old. What's up with that?

2614
02:13:49,080 --> 02:13:51,240
Speaker 1: Lucas As never heard of that holiday? Yeah?

2615
02:13:51,240 --> 02:13:52,080
Speaker 2: I haven't heard that either.

2616
02:13:54,760 --> 02:13:56,960
Speaker 1: I have to look at that, like, come Christmas, you

2617
02:13:56,960 --> 02:13:57,720
Speaker 1: don't feel good.

2618
02:13:58,000 --> 02:14:02,840
Speaker 7: I can't remember what that is, gol, I'll look it up. Yeah,

2619
02:14:02,880 --> 02:14:04,200
Speaker 7: look it up for me quick. I mean I've heard

2620
02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:05,720
Speaker 7: the term, but it's obviously not a DIGO.

2621
02:14:05,960 --> 02:14:11,560
Speaker 2: Yes, the gas a temporary alcohol induced heart rhythm disorder.

2622
02:14:11,680 --> 02:14:17,840
Speaker 7: Okay, oh yeah, so again it's not it's not a

2623
02:14:17,880 --> 02:14:20,800
Speaker 7: medical diagnosis. Does it say what the actual problem is

2624
02:14:21,000 --> 02:14:21,360
Speaker 7: or just.

2625
02:14:22,920 --> 02:14:24,240
Speaker 2: Atrial fibrillation?

2626
02:14:24,400 --> 02:14:26,480
Speaker 7: It is atrial fibrillation, okay, so yeah, I mean you're

2627
02:14:26,520 --> 02:14:30,120
Speaker 7: basically just you're you're drinking and you're eating a ton,

2628
02:14:30,280 --> 02:14:34,920
Speaker 7: and you know, usually you probably have if you're susceptible

2629
02:14:34,960 --> 02:14:38,520
Speaker 7: to that, you probably do have some degree of heart

2630
02:14:38,960 --> 02:14:42,400
Speaker 7: disease and heart changes just that would make you more susceptible.

2631
02:14:42,440 --> 02:14:48,560
Speaker 7: But I mean it's honestly pretty miraculous that our heart

2632
02:14:48,600 --> 02:14:50,200
Speaker 7: works as well as it does. I mean, we have

2633
02:14:50,280 --> 02:14:54,560
Speaker 7: this little area of cells called the A V node

2634
02:14:54,720 --> 02:14:57,440
Speaker 7: in the upper part of the heart that they can

2635
02:14:57,800 --> 02:15:01,560
Speaker 7: controls the rhythm, you know, sets the and the electricity

2636
02:15:01,560 --> 02:15:04,120
Speaker 7: travels to the rest of the heart. That's all coordinated.

2637
02:15:04,400 --> 02:15:07,440
Speaker 7: But yeah, if you get you know, if you kind

2638
02:15:07,440 --> 02:15:10,520
Speaker 7: of get toxic stuff going on in your body, that

2639
02:15:10,520 --> 02:15:13,480
Speaker 7: can get thrown off, whether it's electrolyte problems, whether it's

2640
02:15:13,520 --> 02:15:17,640
Speaker 7: just alcohol poisoning essentially, you know, and usually it would

2641
02:15:17,680 --> 02:15:23,400
Speaker 7: probably resolve. But yeah, and atrial fibrillation. The most common

2642
02:15:23,400 --> 02:15:25,440
Speaker 7: thing that people feel if they get that is you

2643
02:15:25,520 --> 02:15:29,280
Speaker 7: just have a really fast heart rate. That scary, Yeah obviously, Nick,

2644
02:15:29,320 --> 02:15:31,600
Speaker 7: you know all about this kind of stuff, But yeah,

2645
02:15:31,760 --> 02:15:33,520
Speaker 7: fast heart rate and it feels like you're running even

2646
02:15:33,520 --> 02:15:37,880
Speaker 7: though you're sitting there. So yeah, probably don't drink and

2647
02:15:37,960 --> 02:15:38,560
Speaker 7: eat that much.

2648
02:15:38,760 --> 02:15:41,840
Speaker 1: Next, treat yourself a little better.

2649
02:15:42,520 --> 02:15:46,760
Speaker 10: Hi, everybody, Doctor p Jesus, Welcome to the half Fast

2650
02:15:46,840 --> 02:15:47,360
Speaker 10: Morning Show.

2651
02:15:49,920 --> 02:15:54,400
Speaker 1: Oh you know, Doctor p Jesus is here. Take him

2652
02:15:54,440 --> 02:15:57,400
Speaker 1: some questions from our wonderful listeners. Let's try to get

2653
02:15:57,400 --> 02:15:59,240
Speaker 1: a couple more out of the way before you got

2654
02:15:59,240 --> 02:16:00,960
Speaker 1: to go meet that leg at that hotel.

2655
02:16:01,800 --> 02:16:05,040
Speaker 7: She's gonna be real anxious or she wants to get paid,

2656
02:16:06,160 --> 02:16:08,880
Speaker 7: makes sense, be top of the atl Do.

2657
02:16:08,520 --> 02:16:10,879
Speaker 1: You know what? No one really believes in love anymore,

2658
02:16:11,000 --> 02:16:13,280
Speaker 1: doctor p Jesus. I just want to get paid and

2659
02:16:13,280 --> 02:16:16,680
Speaker 1: get out of the car. One of our listeners caught

2660
02:16:16,880 --> 02:16:20,400
Speaker 1: gird and we're gonna call him Gerd Ferguson for the

2661
02:16:20,440 --> 02:16:23,680
Speaker 1: remainder of today's bro One of our listeners caught gird

2662
02:16:23,960 --> 02:16:27,000
Speaker 1: and they said, this, can I make it back to

2663
02:16:27,080 --> 02:16:31,040
Speaker 1: a normal life after a GIRD diagnosis? Now I recently

2664
02:16:31,080 --> 02:16:34,000
Speaker 1: heard what this is because a friend of mine, Curtis,

2665
02:16:34,400 --> 02:16:38,480
Speaker 1: caught gird. This does not sound pleasant, especially for people

2666
02:16:38,520 --> 02:16:39,240
Speaker 1: who love to eat.

2667
02:16:40,240 --> 02:16:42,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, so, do you know what it stands for? No,

2668
02:16:43,000 --> 02:16:43,920
Speaker 7: would you like me to tell you?

2669
02:16:43,959 --> 02:16:44,560
Speaker 1: I would love it?

2670
02:16:44,600 --> 02:16:51,040
Speaker 7: Okay? Gastroesophageal reflux disease. Oh dude, So I mean pretty

2671
02:16:51,080 --> 02:16:52,640
Speaker 7: much otherwise known as heartburn.

2672
02:16:52,920 --> 02:16:55,360
Speaker 1: Oh so it sounded so much worse than that when

2673
02:16:55,360 --> 02:16:56,200
Speaker 1: it was explained to me.

2674
02:16:56,280 --> 02:16:59,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, gird, Well, I mean, the thing is it? Uh

2675
02:16:59,480 --> 02:17:06,920
Speaker 7: so it's not like it's really uh I'm trying to.

2676
02:17:06,879 --> 02:17:10,720
Speaker 1: You know, like his death yeah, I.

2677
02:17:10,640 --> 02:17:13,199
Speaker 7: Guess I'm just trying to think, like I mean, it's

2678
02:17:13,240 --> 02:17:18,800
Speaker 7: a in a way, it's a symptom. I get there.

2679
02:17:19,000 --> 02:17:20,920
Speaker 7: There are some people who are more susceptible to it.

2680
02:17:22,320 --> 02:17:24,600
Speaker 7: I mean when we just the anatomy, we you know,

2681
02:17:24,720 --> 02:17:27,360
Speaker 7: you take food in goes down to your esophagus. There

2682
02:17:27,440 --> 02:17:31,560
Speaker 7: is no sphincter between your esophagus and your stomach, so.

2683
02:17:31,680 --> 02:17:33,000
Speaker 1: It just falls right down there.

2684
02:17:33,160 --> 02:17:38,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, there, there is. There. There is a a junction,

2685
02:17:38,520 --> 02:17:41,480
Speaker 7: and it's almost like two two folds of tissue that

2686
02:17:41,600 --> 02:17:44,320
Speaker 7: just sort of are supposed to increase in pressure to

2687
02:17:44,400 --> 02:17:46,640
Speaker 7: keep things in the stomach, but it's but it can

2688
02:17:46,720 --> 02:17:49,480
Speaker 7: easily be loosened up and things can come back up.

2689
02:17:49,560 --> 02:17:54,000
Speaker 7: So I think some people maybe just anatomically have a

2690
02:17:54,120 --> 02:17:58,760
Speaker 7: looser gastrosophageal junction, or you might have a hiatal hernia,

2691
02:17:58,800 --> 02:18:01,880
Speaker 7: which some people have probably heard of, where normally our

2692
02:18:01,920 --> 02:18:05,640
Speaker 7: diaphragm keeps our stomach down below the level of the chest,

2693
02:18:05,720 --> 02:18:09,800
Speaker 7: but you can basically get some loosening of that tissue,

2694
02:18:09,840 --> 02:18:13,080
Speaker 7: so your stomach is riding up into your chest, and

2695
02:18:13,120 --> 02:18:16,879
Speaker 7: people with that are often way more susceptible to essentially

2696
02:18:16,920 --> 02:18:19,920
Speaker 7: again having acid come back up. Into the esophagus and

2697
02:18:19,959 --> 02:18:20,760
Speaker 7: cause symptoms.

2698
02:18:21,040 --> 02:18:26,920
Speaker 1: Are these people incredible burpers? Stupid question? Continue?

2699
02:18:27,200 --> 02:18:30,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know about that. But so there's there's

2700
02:18:30,320 --> 02:18:33,800
Speaker 7: typically a lot of lifestyle things that play into it.

2701
02:18:34,320 --> 02:18:36,840
Speaker 7: So how much alcohol you drink, how much caffeine you drink,

2702
02:18:37,000 --> 02:18:37,760
Speaker 7: what you eat.

2703
02:18:38,240 --> 02:18:41,800
Speaker 2: Side effect being incredibly handsome, because that would be Curtis's

2704
02:18:41,879 --> 02:18:42,240
Speaker 2: side of that.

2705
02:18:42,440 --> 02:18:43,160
Speaker 7: Really, sure.

2706
02:18:44,560 --> 02:18:45,280
Speaker 1: They used to be.

2707
02:18:45,440 --> 02:18:48,080
Speaker 7: I don't think of them as related, but I will.

2708
02:18:48,160 --> 02:18:50,720
Speaker 7: I'll ponder that for next time I'm here. But yeah,

2709
02:18:50,840 --> 02:18:54,039
Speaker 7: it's it's really annoying. But again, it's it's usually not

2710
02:18:54,120 --> 02:18:56,000
Speaker 7: something where I guess I'm just trying to think of

2711
02:18:56,080 --> 02:18:57,119
Speaker 7: like other conditions.

2712
02:18:57,280 --> 02:18:58,879
Speaker 1: It's just a thing where that you can never eat

2713
02:18:58,959 --> 02:19:00,800
Speaker 1: chicken wings or peach, so for the rest of your

2714
02:19:00,840 --> 02:19:02,840
Speaker 1: life or something. No, it doesn't, okay, I mean it

2715
02:19:02,920 --> 02:19:05,160
Speaker 1: means you probably may. You mean, you may need to

2716
02:19:06,080 --> 02:19:07,800
Speaker 1: alter a little bit how you're eating and drinking.

2717
02:19:07,800 --> 02:19:11,760
Speaker 7: But there's medications that can too. Yeah, there's lots of medications.

2718
02:19:11,800 --> 02:19:14,000
Speaker 7: You know, there's over the counter things. Actually, pretty much

2719
02:19:14,000 --> 02:19:16,560
Speaker 7: everything's over the counter. Zantac is sort of the classic.

2720
02:19:16,720 --> 02:19:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tom's not the.

2721
02:19:19,959 --> 02:19:23,720
Speaker 2: Real Jesus that he takes cinnamon capsules, which reduces.

2722
02:19:23,240 --> 02:19:26,720
Speaker 1: The I heard about another medication that will take gird away.

2723
02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:27,880
Speaker 1: It's called gird burglar.

2724
02:19:30,040 --> 02:19:34,000
Speaker 7: Anyway, Yeah, it's it's often a lifestyle thing and and

2725
02:19:34,240 --> 02:19:38,120
Speaker 7: a condition. Some people do have it though, where no

2726
02:19:38,160 --> 02:19:42,720
Speaker 7: matter what they do, they're miserable, and I mean that's

2727
02:19:42,760 --> 02:19:47,160
Speaker 7: not very common, but it does happen, and they you know,

2728
02:19:47,200 --> 02:19:49,840
Speaker 7: people may change their diet, they're doing everything right, they're

2729
02:19:49,879 --> 02:19:53,480
Speaker 7: using the medications, and they still have terrible problems. I mean,

2730
02:19:53,640 --> 02:20:00,080
Speaker 7: there's there's surgeries that can be done basically almost not

2731
02:20:00,120 --> 02:20:03,680
Speaker 7: really tie a knot, but sort of basically a missing

2732
02:20:03,879 --> 02:20:07,600
Speaker 7: fund application. It's called but damn good, try to keep

2733
02:20:07,640 --> 02:20:10,960
Speaker 7: that acid from coming up in the esophagus. So there

2734
02:20:10,959 --> 02:20:12,800
Speaker 7: are definitely things that could be done, but most people

2735
02:20:12,840 --> 02:20:15,360
Speaker 7: can kind of get life back to nick.

2736
02:20:15,560 --> 02:20:22,560
Speaker 4: Usually the belching isn't that great because it's like, at

2737
02:20:22,640 --> 02:20:26,560
Speaker 4: least with my experience with acid reflux, it's dangerous because

2738
02:20:26,560 --> 02:20:28,600
Speaker 4: I can just turn into throwing up a little bit.

2739
02:20:28,600 --> 02:20:32,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, beer and pizza. She just said she

2740
02:20:32,879 --> 02:20:36,240
Speaker 2: slipped down the stairs. Friday fell directly on her back.

2741
02:20:37,879 --> 02:20:41,480
Speaker 2: Upper chest still hurts, coughing, laughing, and stretching is painful.

2742
02:20:41,600 --> 02:20:43,920
Speaker 2: Is there a way to heal it faster? Or is

2743
02:20:43,959 --> 02:20:45,000
Speaker 2: this a waiting game?

2744
02:20:46,440 --> 02:20:49,640
Speaker 7: Her upper chest? Say what she has pain with again?

2745
02:20:50,080 --> 02:20:53,119
Speaker 2: Well she said her upper chest. But she fell her

2746
02:20:53,720 --> 02:20:54,440
Speaker 2: fell on her back.

2747
02:20:54,680 --> 02:20:54,880
Speaker 1: Yeh.

2748
02:20:55,120 --> 02:20:57,200
Speaker 7: But did you say what she does that makes it

2749
02:20:57,240 --> 02:20:57,760
Speaker 7: hurt more?

2750
02:20:57,879 --> 02:20:59,359
Speaker 2: Coughing, laughing and stretching.

2751
02:21:00,240 --> 02:21:01,400
Speaker 7: I mean she could have broken a rib?

2752
02:21:02,440 --> 02:21:04,080
Speaker 1: Does that? Third one?

2753
02:21:04,800 --> 02:21:08,720
Speaker 7: Yeah? And do you know how she is? Do you

2754
02:21:08,760 --> 02:21:09,039
Speaker 7: know her?

2755
02:21:09,120 --> 02:21:10,800
Speaker 2: I mean i've met her before.

2756
02:21:10,840 --> 02:21:11,240
Speaker 1: I don't know.

2757
02:21:11,720 --> 02:21:13,600
Speaker 7: She's not seventy five.

2758
02:21:14,160 --> 02:21:16,160
Speaker 5: She's very attractive, okay that much.

2759
02:21:16,040 --> 02:21:19,320
Speaker 7: But sometimes people seventy five are, But so we'll assume

2760
02:21:19,320 --> 02:21:23,440
Speaker 7: she's younger. But yeah, I mean I guess I would

2761
02:21:23,440 --> 02:21:25,680
Speaker 7: think of a rib injury if you're having that kind

2762
02:21:25,680 --> 02:21:30,320
Speaker 7: of symptom. I mean, obviously falling, falling down the stairs,

2763
02:21:30,360 --> 02:21:32,680
Speaker 7: you can get quite hurt. I mean, you can have

2764
02:21:32,720 --> 02:21:36,119
Speaker 7: a compression fracture of your spine, you could, which could

2765
02:21:36,160 --> 02:21:39,240
Speaker 7: also cause a lot of symptoms. I mean, if you know,

2766
02:21:39,320 --> 02:21:41,480
Speaker 7: if in doubt, go in and be seen. That's the

2767
02:21:42,160 --> 02:21:46,280
Speaker 7: moral of this segment always. But yeah, I would think

2768
02:21:46,280 --> 02:21:48,760
Speaker 7: that would be the most likely thing. I mean, if

2769
02:21:48,760 --> 02:21:53,960
Speaker 7: she's short of breath or anything concerning like that, then

2770
02:21:54,120 --> 02:21:55,320
Speaker 7: you definitely want to go be seen.

2771
02:21:55,720 --> 02:21:58,119
Speaker 1: You might have just knocked delivered hell out of yourself.

2772
02:21:58,200 --> 02:21:59,520
Speaker 7: I mean, if you have a ribb it, if you

2773
02:21:59,520 --> 02:22:01,760
Speaker 7: have a fraction ribing you, you can get a new

2774
02:22:01,800 --> 02:22:04,800
Speaker 7: monthorax and collapse here get lung, and you really would

2775
02:22:04,840 --> 02:22:05,680
Speaker 7: be having some problems.

2776
02:22:05,720 --> 02:22:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah so she land on any ear for a beer

2777
02:22:08,840 --> 02:22:12,920
Speaker 1: or her pizza. Yeah, poor gal. Yeah, well we got

2778
02:22:12,959 --> 02:22:16,879
Speaker 1: to pull the plug here son, Okay, but we always

2779
02:22:16,920 --> 02:22:17,640
Speaker 1: appreciate it.

2780
02:22:17,840 --> 02:22:20,520
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, I wish I could help resurrect you guys

2781
02:22:20,520 --> 02:22:22,480
Speaker 7: back to normal life. But hopefully two weeks from now,

2782
02:22:22,640 --> 02:22:23,920
Speaker 7: Jesus will all be feeling.

2783
02:22:24,080 --> 02:22:27,080
Speaker 1: If I'm still coughing on you in two weeks, just

2784
02:22:27,400 --> 02:22:33,280
Speaker 1: give me the old Orkian g Yeah, give me the

2785
02:22:33,320 --> 02:22:34,360
Speaker 1: old night night shot.

2786
02:22:34,400 --> 02:22:34,840
Speaker 2: I will take.

2787
02:22:35,800 --> 02:22:38,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Megan Marie took all those years ago. Give

2788
02:22:38,560 --> 02:22:41,560
Speaker 1: me the night night shot, right right, you bastard. You

2789
02:22:41,560 --> 02:22:45,080
Speaker 1: you probably would when I wasn't looking well if that's

2790
02:22:45,120 --> 02:22:47,840
Speaker 1: what you asked for. Thank you doctor, you too.

2791
02:22:47,920 --> 02:22:51,600
Speaker 2: See tatted Mama Jesus texting a happy eighth anniversary to

2792
02:22:51,680 --> 02:22:55,199
Speaker 2: her sexy man Meet Mike Jesus. Robert text to wish

2793
02:22:55,240 --> 02:22:58,520
Speaker 2: his dad a happy birthday. Happy belated forty eighth to

2794
02:22:58,680 --> 02:23:02,480
Speaker 2: former radio guide Gee. This from Vertically Challenged Jesus, Happy

2795
02:23:02,480 --> 02:23:06,000
Speaker 2: birthday to Remy Lou who turned the Big eight yesterday

2796
02:23:06,080 --> 02:23:10,640
Speaker 2: and Gavin turning fifteen today from Insulation Holling Jesus, and

2797
02:23:11,000 --> 02:23:12,760
Speaker 2: this person says, can I get a shout out from

2798
02:23:12,800 --> 02:23:17,160
Speaker 2: Miamish brother Jacoby and Tuggy One hauling beaver biscuits across

2799
02:23:17,200 --> 02:23:21,800
Speaker 2: the northern Wisconsin Woods from Kentugy one driving Jesus