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Speaker 1: Then Half Ass Morning Show three?

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Speaker 2: Who touched my stuff?

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Speaker 3: Nobody touched you?

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Speaker 2: Did you guys touch my stuff?

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Speaker 3: I was very careful to make sure nobody touched your stuff.

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Speaker 2: Did someone sit in my chair? Said?

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Speaker 3: Nobody would do that.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't like it if anyone sits in.

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Speaker 3: We almost felt disrespectful being here when you weren't here.

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Speaker 3: Nobody touched any of your stuff. There was a shrine

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Speaker 3: left for you.

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Speaker 2: Well, we'll get to the bottom of this later, I guess.

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Speaker 2: For now, I suppose I ought to welcome everybody and

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Speaker 2: all of y'all to the ninety three Acts Half Ass

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Speaker 2: Morning Show, the Friday edition. Despite not being able to

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Speaker 2: sleep for Dick last night, I thought maybe I was

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Speaker 2: feeling well enough to come in and help you us

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Speaker 2: hump away on the final final.

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Speaker 3: You look better than you did on two or a Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Did I not show it.

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Speaker 3: Up for support?

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Speaker 2: It looks so good now.

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Speaker 4: Your eyes were like barely open.

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Speaker 3: You look like maybe two three times better than a

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Speaker 3: normal person, when usually you're like ten to twenty times

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Speaker 3: better than a normal person. So you still look great,

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Speaker 3: just not as good as you usually do. I'd like

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Speaker 3: to hug you. I'm sorry sorry, I was that just

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Speaker 3: was something I was feeling.

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Speaker 2: Keep your freaking mits off, okay, because I know somebody

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Speaker 2: sat in my chair.

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Speaker 3: Nobody sat in your chair, Nobody sat there.

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Speaker 2: Appreciate all that, Cubby.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I really want to. I want to hug you.

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Speaker 2: No, stay away, I still might be.

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Speaker 3: You're not contagious, you don't think so, not as contagious

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Speaker 3: the love from a hug. The love from a hug

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Speaker 3: is contagious.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're right about that, and I'd like to infect you.

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Speaker 2: It's spreads hugs thereat.

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Speaker 3: Because Ashley and Dana are going to see this and

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Speaker 3: they're going to want to hug each You's right, which

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Speaker 3: is inappropriate data and I'm turning you into.

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Speaker 2: It was off al, little creepy, but the son of

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Speaker 2: a bitch is right. Yes, hogs are contagious. Tana talked about.

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Speaker 3: Fast and furious. Where you're going? Sorry, Dan, I didn't

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Speaker 3: want to and soccer. I didn't want to turn you in,

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Speaker 3: but I had to tattle tape.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a rat's ass what anybody talks about

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Speaker 2: on this program. What I'm not here, I don't give toody. No,

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Speaker 2: I don't care. Oh god, it's wonderful to see everybody again.

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Speaker 2: I didn't think I was gonna make it.

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Speaker 4: I didn't either.

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Speaker 3: You said you were disappointed, he told me and Ashley

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Speaker 3: you thought this was it.

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Speaker 2: I thought I was off the hook. But my immune

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Speaker 2: system made some kind of a comeback, and we're getting there.

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Speaker 2: We're getting there. Oh, while I was gone, Josh, did

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Speaker 2: you talk about did you talk about nighttime boners? No?

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Speaker 2: Did you talk about men who with larger penises are

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Speaker 2: more attractive to women?

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Speaker 3: We did not. Did you talk about obvious reasons I

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Speaker 3: don't want that out there.

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Speaker 2: Did you talk about how society would be different if

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Speaker 2: penis size was as obvious as boob size? We did

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Speaker 2: not talk about. Did you talk about the hung smile

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Speaker 2: where a woman can tell that a guy's packing heat

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Speaker 2: by his smile? What? No, we can't.

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Speaker 3: We kept a lot of stuff for when you got back.

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Speaker 2: Good, because my wife and I are having a couple

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Speaker 2: over tomorrow night and I need some material for dinner conversation.

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Speaker 3: You've got a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna bring this stuff home.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, lead with comment on the whoever's coming over, if

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Speaker 3: they're a female, comment under boobs, and then you can

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Speaker 3: just bring up Hey, you know your boobs are so big?

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Speaker 3: What if we could tell with penis?

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Speaker 2: Right? Okay, you didn't cover any of that. That's good.

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Speaker 2: Put this in my back pocket and I can use

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Speaker 2: it tomorrow. Did you talk about Lionel Ritchie and earth

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Speaker 3: They gotta know, but I figured you'd be pretty excited

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Speaker 2: What's in June? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, I should take my mom. She would love that.

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Speaker 2: Earth Wind and Fire and Lionel? What did what? What?

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Speaker 2: What did you talk about? You talk about the Fast

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Speaker 2: in the Furious, you talked about soccer. You allowed all

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Speaker 2: that just to you allowed all that data.

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Speaker 3: You know, we had the data. We said, now's your chance,

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Speaker 3: now's your chance. You got to bring that stuff up

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Speaker 3: right now, get it over with because when you come back,

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Speaker 3: which somebody pointed out, I was gonna mention today as

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Speaker 3: radio Easter, as radio Jesus passed on, and three days

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Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: You know, it's been a weird week, and I think

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Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, if he comes in tomorrow, it'll

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Speaker 5: Your brain, Josh, my goodness, you're talking about back from

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Speaker 2: Yes, ah be Ashley and I might have to bring

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Speaker 2: up what you told us off air?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, which which one it's not?

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Speaker 2: It was creepy?

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Speaker 3: I thought, oh yeah, was it really creepy? I was

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Speaker 2: Can we throw it into the mix because I'm saving

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Speaker 2: all this boner talk for my personal life.

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Speaker 6: I did think it was going to be creepier if

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Speaker 4: The way you set it up, I was like.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, Josh told us off air that he woke

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Speaker 2: himself up bawling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I did.

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Speaker 2: He was bawling, weeping in his sleep.

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Speaker 3: Did they call that a lucid dream? Where I was aware?

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Speaker 3: And I mean I really felt like, I don't remember

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Speaker 4: Good for you gotta get a cry and everyone's.

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Speaker 5: Getting it out.

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Speaker 3: I think, just you know, it's been a weird week.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I just didn't. It was like one

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Speaker 3: But it was. We talked about the movie Creed yesterday

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Speaker 3: and you know, spin off of the Rocky franchise, And

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Speaker 3: in my head, very loudly, the song Hearts on Fire

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Speaker 3: from Rocky four Yeah, started playing in my head playlist.

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Speaker 2: This is why you were asleepy? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I thought it was John Cafferty. You mentioned maybe somebody else,

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Speaker 3: what was his name?

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Speaker 2: That idiot who did the Saint Elmo's Fire song, a

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Speaker 3: Can you google that? Who did Hearts on Fire from Rocky?

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Speaker 2: It was the same guy who did the stupid Saint

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I you know, I thought that's who was. But anyways, who.

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Speaker 2: Did the Saint Almost Spire song. It's right on the

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Speaker 3: I liked that one too.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's terrible. Oh really John.

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Speaker 5: John Parr Parr Oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know like John Parr.

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Speaker 2: Oh. Anyway, so while you were sleeping the Rocky movie

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Speaker 2: song Heart's on Fire that's from Rocky four. Yeah, it

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was like crazy loud in my head

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Speaker 3: for whatever.

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Speaker 2: Reason, hearts on Fire.

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Speaker 3: You're strong. And I was sometimes like with music, I'm

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Speaker 3: up if I don't know there's a note, a magic note.

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Speaker 3: When somebody hits it, I get a little choked up.

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Speaker 2: It can happen.

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Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, right in front of

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Speaker 3: warming up for a fight. And I started thinking, oh

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Speaker 4: Did I get it?

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Speaker 3: No, you didn't get it at all, and.

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Speaker 2: So you will woke from this Rocky Balboa Hearts on

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Speaker 2: Fire dream. You awoke to yourself completely weeping, very emotional.

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Speaker 2: What the hell I haven't slept.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 5: I've never seen a man more stressed out this week

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Speaker 5: than Josh, even for your standards, Josh, it just I

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Speaker 5: felt awful for you, like I felt stressed out because

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Speaker 3: Your I guess stress is infectious as well as hugs.

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Speaker 2: You guys just need to relax. I told you over

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Speaker 2: what I understand, you were better than better than fine.

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Speaker 2: So just relax. Well. I am a little concerned. I

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Speaker 2: am a little concerned. I feel like I should walk

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Speaker 2: you into a treatment center after finding out that you

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Speaker 2: awoke weeping.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean it was Rocky and a song from

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Speaker 3: the Rocky soundtrack. I mean that counts.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I've woken up crying from dreams, but they're

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Speaker 6: like brutal nightmares.

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Speaker 3: Well mine was just crying love. It was pure love for.

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Speaker 2: Did you guys thank this listener yet for sending in

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Speaker 2: the Cheers trivia game?

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't see it yet.

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Speaker 6: With the beautiful artwork that it's really cool with it.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, what is that I hadn't had a chance

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Speaker 2: It's the Cheers game, the game of zany notes and

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Speaker 2: quotes from the hit television show. It looks like maybe

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Speaker 2: this game was produced in nineteen hundred and eighty seven.

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Speaker 2: It's got a cute cover with all the Cheers characters

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Speaker 2: on it. This all started last week. We had this

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Speaker 2: really fun conversation about when Dana was a kid, he

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Speaker 2: would ride his bicycle to the local burger king and

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Speaker 2: he would meet Bizarre Groan Peace after they had a

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Speaker 2: telephone conversation, they would meet at burger king.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it wasn't in a telephone conversation. It was AOL

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Speaker 5: message boards and chat rooms. Okay, America Online.

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Speaker 3: That's dude, Dana. Oh, I wish I could go back

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Speaker 3: and talk to you as a kid. That is so dangerous.

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Speaker 7: Oh, I know.

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Speaker 5: But I was going to a burger king to exchange

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Speaker 6: That's so nice of you that you don't blame his

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Speaker 5: You guys have met my parents. They're the most loving

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the old Arthur Arthur von Zarelli move.

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Speaker 3: Oh is that where it started?

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Speaker 2: It was some kind of internet connection that Dana had.

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Speaker 2: And it was a really fun funny conversation because of

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Speaker 3: We were talking about that like for Comfort TV.

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Speaker 5: Well, Cheers came up because I mentioned that a buddy

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Speaker 5: trading cards. Oh, like you'd open a pack of cards

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Speaker 2: Cheers character Cheers was part of our conversation that day. Yes,

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Speaker 2: this is Monster Matt otherwise known as comic book geek Jesus,

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Speaker 2: and the dude is a very talented artist and he

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Speaker 4: Oh you haven't. Oh it's so good.

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Speaker 3: That's perfect. It's like what I was picturing too.

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Speaker 2: He drew a picture of what he thought your your

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Speaker 2: Good artist, hilarious artwork. He created this slovenly looking man

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Speaker 3: That's barely covering his stomach. Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 2: He's slightly overweight, his hair is awful, he's wearing a

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Speaker 5: Kind of gave me flashbacks. To be honest with.

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Speaker 3: You, Dorry, were you ever uncomfortable?

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Speaker 5: No, I honestly, it was oblivious. And I was that

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Speaker 5: this is the way I need to do to get

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Speaker 6: Such an easy he target, Yeah, dude, like taking candy

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Speaker 2: Gonna bust out the board game and whatnot. But Dana

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Speaker 5: I think we all aren't we I certainly.

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Speaker 3: I enjoyed it like it. I couldn't say it junk.

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Speaker 3: We watched it every night, you know, I know some

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I fell in love with as a child because my

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Speaker 5: I didn't understand the concept of the show. I just

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Speaker 6: When my husband's mother was pregnant with him, his dad

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I think it was like the season finale too, So

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Speaker 3: Leave hold on wakeless.

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Speaker 4: Come on by the time she got to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Did you say it was the final final?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I don't know if it like the whole entire show,

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Speaker 2: What I meant, like the series finale. Uh, you don't

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Speaker 2: know it was a season finale? Yep? I mean yeah,

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Speaker 2: the show was. The show had a freaking stranglehold on

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Speaker 2: a hell of a good contest.

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Speaker 3: I oh, you guys are both going.

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Speaker 2: I was all over that program when it was hot,

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Speaker 2: when it was current, and then, like I said, a

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Speaker 2: So revisiting, you know, old episodes, let me try some

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Speaker 2: of these quotes on you, Dana, You tell me what

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Speaker 2: I loved about him, his tattoo, the hair in his ears,

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Speaker 5: Oh man, I'm trying to think. I have no idea.

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Speaker 5: I don't know that one.

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 5: Carla? No, that's sounds like it, Carla.

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Speaker 2: Carla talking about her ex husband, Nick Tortelli, who was

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Speaker 2: one of my favorite fricking yeh, he was awesome. That

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, there's a guy on a show called Animal Control

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Speaker 3: You guys are watching that Chell okay, the boyfriend under

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I could see that.

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Speaker 2: I loved Nick Tortelly's delivery where it was always like, uh, Loretta,

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Speaker 2: all right, how about this one, Dana, you have to

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Speaker 2: name the character who made the quote. Today, I'm going

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Speaker 5: It's that Frasier.

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Speaker 2: That would be Diane. Makes me think of Diane because

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, you'd guess, would he because of what

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Speaker 2: the word unequivocally. Right today, I'm going to do something

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Speaker 2: unequivocally unequivocally spontaneous It reminds me of one of Josh

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Speaker 2: this quote from Woody Harrelson's character where Well, how does

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Speaker 2: do you do you believe in? What's the word? Is it? Yes? Woody?

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Speaker 2: Do you believe in premonition? I think that's the right word.

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Speaker 2: And what he says, no, But I have the strangest

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Speaker 3: Really I love those Montreies. You kind of have to

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Speaker 5: It's just right there.

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, Oh man, here's a quote for you. Damn,

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Speaker 2: I must have worn the wrong pants now. I don't

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Speaker 3: Is that Norm?

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Speaker 2: That's Woody?

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Speaker 3: Shoot, I was gonna go Norm or Cliff and then.

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Speaker 5: What he seems like somebody would take the bus.

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Speaker 2: We'll have to check.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he does or rides a bike.

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Speaker 2: Maybe if all the piece I mean, this is a

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Speaker 2: it's in its full how should I say, Josh? I

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Speaker 2: don't know if it's a complete set, complete set, but

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Speaker 2: this could be something we need to bust out at

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Speaker 5: You know, has any ever gone to the Cheers Bar

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Speaker 3: No, I always wanted I'm an idiot. I didn't even

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Speaker 2: Yeah, never never been to Boston, Massachusetts.

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Speaker 3: Does it look like the outside of the.

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Speaker 5: The outside is the exact same as it is. The

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Speaker 5: they have an upstairs bar that's a complete replica of

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Speaker 5: the Cheers Bar. Cool and that's cool. And they have

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Speaker 4: Oh, of course I know what they're doing.

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Speaker 3: I wonder how close I was to it. I didn't

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Speaker 5: I'm sure you were in the Wheelhouse for sure. Beer

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Speaker 4: I've never been, but I've had people bring me things

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Speaker 4: from the gift shop there. Yeah, that's cool enough, I guess.

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Speaker 3: I kind of like you, Dana. A lot of the

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Speaker 3: Mike and his laugh was awesome. But part of the

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Speaker 3: him so much of my uncle that you've met so

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Speaker 3: many times. They're the same guy, They're.

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Speaker 2: So very similar full of nonsense.

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Speaker 3: There's always some sort of fact that's coming out. Maybe

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Speaker 2: Exactly so, thank you again, Monster Matt, otherwise known as

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Speaker 2: comic book geek Jesus, thank you for the Cheers board

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Speaker 2: game and the wonderful note and the artwork.

445
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 4: I want to see some more of that guy's artwork.

446
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, if you have some time.

447
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,119
Speaker 3: I wonder if he does some of it. Well, he

448
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 3: said he was into comics.

449
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, if you have some time, would you draw

450
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 2: each of us?

451
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, so sweet?

452
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 2: Would you present to us a caricature of each of us?

453
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 2: I think that would be I mean, look at what

454
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,359
Speaker 2: the guy's done here. I'm sure he could knock it

455
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 2: out of the park.

456
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're listening right now, paint us like one

457
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 5: of your French girls. It's a Titanic reference.

458
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:54,639
Speaker 3: I got it.

459
00:21:56,200 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 2: There you go. Awesome. What else is going on around here?

460
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 2: Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder will be in the mix

461
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 2: at seven thirty oh of course, Super Bowl is only

462
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 2: a couple days away now Sunday.

463
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 5: Well, the Pro Bowl is only a couple days away.

464
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 5: That's a real thing.

465
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 3: We got about a week for the super Bowl.

466
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, so stupid, I freaking know.

467
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. My son, who I could probably use a little

468
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 3: Godfather guidance for after something you told me yesterday. But

469
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,239
Speaker 3: he's got a basketball tournament on super Bowl weekend. We're

470
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 3: going to Brainerd. I'm looking forward to that. It'll be fun.

471
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 3: We're gonna do some snowmobiling. I don't think I've snowmobiled

472
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 3: since the last time you and I did, so I

473
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,439
Speaker 3: might die on that. My daughter was very excited to

474
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,919
Speaker 3: go snowmobiling so she could buy a retro snowmobile outfit. Heck, yeah,

475
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 3: she's that was her excitement over it.

476
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 2: When you're not watching poorly played junior high level basketball,

477
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 2: you'll be snowmobiling.

478
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 3: That's the plan. But so yeah, I mean they might

479
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 3: have a game on Super Bowl Sunday. I'm sure that

480
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 3: they do something you grew up playing sports. Yeah, did

481
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 3: that ever happen?

482
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 2: YEA a couple of times.

483
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 7: What did?

484
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 3: I just thought that was something that would never happen.

485
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 2: Out of town hockey tournaments. There were a couple of

486
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,679
Speaker 2: out of town hockey tournaments, so one specifically I remember

487
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: in Grand Rapids where we were forced to listen to

488
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 2: the game on the radio on the way home. But

489
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 2: that's what happens when you play that championship game.

490
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 5: They don't play the championship game early on Saturday.

491
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 3: Then we're gonna be good. Yeah, home in front of

492
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 3: the TV.

493
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 2: And when when you get thumped, you know, in game

494
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 2: one by White bear Lake or something like that, you'll

495
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 2: be home by Saturday night.

496
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're you're in the loser's bracket and you your

497
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 5: tournament's over.

498
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 2: But when you make it to the title game and

499
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 2: all these out of town tournaments, yeah, you don't get

500
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 2: home till late on Sunday night.

501
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 3: I'll be cheering for the other team, the loudest guy

502
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,959
Speaker 3: cheering for the other team.

503
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're yelling to put your son in the game

504
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 5: because you know he's bad and it'll help the team lose.

505
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 3: I think he needs more minutes. Not seen enough airballs

506
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 3: out there, So before.

507
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 2: We go, but this is really cute, Ashley mentioned her husband.

508
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 2: This was when your mother in law was to give

509
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:21,959
Speaker 2: birth to your husband. An episode of Cheers, a season

510
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 2: finale delayed the production. Yep, who was it that had

511
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: to sit and watch the final?

512
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 4: His dad?

513
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,679
Speaker 2: His dad, I'm not going to the hospital until I

514
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: wrap up this episode of Cheers. That's funny. Metal gluing

515
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 2: Jesus texted in said he was a ninth grade kid

516
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: hurt his wrist terribly playing basketball. Hurt real bad. But

517
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 2: because Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on television and my

518
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 2: dad loved that show, he made me wait until it

519
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 2: was over to take me to the hospital. Turns out

520
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 2: I did have a broken wrists.

521
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 3: I wonder if that's something where Mom is so furious

522
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 3: dad to sleep on the couch for a while.

523
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: You know, when I get home from work, as you

524
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 2: guys know, I immediately remove all of my clothing, crawl

525
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 2: under the covers in bed, and I just binge on

526
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 2: garbage foods until I'm unconscious while finger banging the remote

527
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 2: and trying to find something to watch. Buffy the Vampire

528
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 2: Slayer is on every weekday around ten or eleven in

529
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,959
Speaker 2: the morning, which is I think it's around I think

530
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 2: it's at eleven am because that's right when I get

531
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 2: home usually, and I know that show was wildly popular,

532
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: and it's loaded with Foxy Ladies, right, So I've been

533
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: trying to I've been trying about five minutes a day

534
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 2: of watching the show to see if I can understand

535
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 2: it and see if it will drag me or draw

536
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 2: me in. It hasn't worked yet.

537
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,719
Speaker 4: Oh, at least you're trying.

538
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: I'm trying because there's not a lot to choose from

539
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 2: at that time, at least as far as my television

540
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: service goes. So I've been trying to figure out what

541
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: was all the hype about, aside from the Foxy Ladies,

542
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 2: and I can't figure it out.

543
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 5: I wish I could help you. I usually can when

544
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 5: it comes to pop culture, but I've never seen an

545
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 5: episode of that TV show in my life.

546
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 3: I have anything. I st plenty of commercials for it,

547
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 3: and like Nick said, I knew it was a big show.

548
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 5: And I know it has that kind of cult like fandom.

549
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 5: I don't mean that in a bad way, but there

550
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 5: are people that just absolutely love it and still watch

551
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 5: it to this day.

552
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 2: That's exactly why I wanted to give it a shot.

553
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 2: Because I heard all this hype Watchman, the cute gal

554
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 2: whatever her name is. We got to take a break.

555
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 2: You're a wonderful crowd. Hope today's your Friday too, and

556
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 2: we'll kick things in the ass with the stupid news

557
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 2: here in a few minutes on the half ass Morning Show.

558
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: Stupid news on the half assed the Morning Show.

559
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 2: It's infectious, isn't it?

560
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 5: Whatever you had?

561
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 2: Oh that too? Yeah, that's at least I hope it isn't.

562
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 5: What do you call that?

563
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 3: A banger?

564
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: I get stuck in your head. It just cranks because

565
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 2: it grabs you. You it won't let you go. Uh,

566
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 2: here we go with the stupid news report. It was

567
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: only a handful of days ago, wasn't it. We were

568
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 2: talking about our favorite local meteorologists.

569
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you guys are very opinionated about this.

570
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, well there's we got some good ones in town.

571
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 3: I mean I mentioned before Ian Leonard. If there's ever

572
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 3: a storm, Channel nine, that's where you want to go.

573
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 3: He is awesome, like a tornado or something like that.

574
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 3: He's like, I could probably just record that and watch

575
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 3: it on a sunny day sometime.

576
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 2: Word life to Ian Leonard.

577
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 3: Chris Schaeffer Reese, Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, I jumped in there.

578
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. Chris Shaeffer also he's the guy who digs all

579
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 2: the hair metal.

580
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, he dressed up as uh I forget which one

581
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 3: of the members, but he dresses up like his kiss

582
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 3: for Halloweens, so does he. We had him on once.

583
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 3: He's hilarious. He's any really really funny guy.

584
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 2: Recently, we we're talking about our favorite meteorologist. We mentioned

585
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 2: Chris Reese, Ian Leonard, Chris Shaeffer, Belinda's Jensen. I don't

586
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 2: think we mentioned Belinda last time.

587
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you're right.

588
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 2: She's a wonderful lady.

589
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 3: Very sweet. I met her at you know, the super

590
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 3: Bowl coming up. I met her at a super Bowl

591
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 3: halftime party. Do you remember that we had one at

592
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 3: Oh you know, maybe you weren't there. It was at

593
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 3: America's Original Sports Bar.

594
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 2: I never went to any of our any of our

595
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: lame radio station super Bowl parties.

596
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 3: That one was kind of lame. Well you know what,

597
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,239
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. You know, it's gonna sound like

598
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 3: I'm making fun of it. But Belinda was there, which

599
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: was awesome. She's such a she's everything you'd want her

600
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 3: to be in person. And Matchbox twenty was there. They

601
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 3: performed for a while. We must have been the edge

602
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 3: at the time. We played a lot of Matchbox twenty

603
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 3: and Box twenty came to town quite often. Gross, but

604
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 3: Rob Thomas, the lead singer, and I know you feel

605
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 3: the same way. Nick one of the coolest guys you

606
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 3: could ever meet.

607
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 2: I ended up drinking with him one night, and he

608
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 2: is a wonderful, laid back, humble all of what you

609
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 2: probably wouldn't expect from him.

610
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 3: No, he seems like he'd be quite the opposite, but

611
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 3: he's really He's like the type of guy you don't

612
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 3: feel stressed to be around, like, oh man, this is

613
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 3: a celebrity. I gotta somehow impress.

614
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: He was one of the most easy going characters I've

615
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 2: ever had a.

616
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 3: I saw him so drunk. We spent Like I said,

617
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 3: he came to town a lot. We were at Fat Tuesdays

618
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 3: at the Mall of America. Wait, that's the one with

619
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 3: all the frozen drinks, right, Fat Tuesdays.

620
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 2: You're the one who used to go to oral sex

621
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: contests there, not making.

622
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's so lout. Yeah, and he's not joking.

623
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 3: They did have those there, but we were there for

624
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 3: a really I don't remember what we were doing there.

625
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 3: It was a fat It was like a fat Tuesday

626
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 3: thing and he fell off the stool. He got still hammered.

627
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 5: Good for him.

628
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: That guy can drink. Man, He's like a cool guy

629
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 3: to be around.

630
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 2: Well, when I drank with him, he busted open a

631
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 2: cooler of Heinekens.

632
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 3: What was the situation for you guys.

633
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: He played a show here in town and somehow the

634
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 2: gal I was seeing at the time had backstage access

635
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 2: to meet the sum bitch after the show was over.

636
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 2: I didn't even want to go to the show because

637
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: I don't enjoy that type of music. But I was

638
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 2: already drunk when she picked me up my girlfriend at

639
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 2: the time, so I just kind of, you know, you

640
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 2: went with it, went along with it. I'm pretty beat.

641
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 2: I'm pretty drunk. Once this Matchbox twenty concert was over

642
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 2: and she says, well, now it's time to go backstay.

643
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 2: I didn't want to go. We went back there, and

644
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 2: I think the dude, this Rob Thomas character, was so

645
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 2: burned out on giggling college girls that he was just

646
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: looking for a bro that evening. Because it was me

647
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 2: and thirty eight college girls back there, and he kind

648
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: of waved me over and sat me down next to

649
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 2: this cooler a Heineken. I did not need anything more

650
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 2: to drink that evening, but we sat there and blasted

651
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: through him and just jawjacked for an hour, to where

652
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: my girlfriend had to tug me on the shirt and say, hey,

653
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 2: these people here are looking to meet him. You can't

654
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 2: just sit here and hog the guy. And I said,

655
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 2: I'm not doing anything. I'm just sitting here. You know.

656
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 2: He did not want to play that rock star role

657
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: that evening, so I think he was just looking for somebody.

658
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 2: And I found out he loves chewing tobacco. He loves tesla,

659
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 2: you know. So we talked about fishing and chewing tobacco

660
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 2: and drinking beer and hard rock.

661
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 3: I'll bet anybody who has spent time with him would

662
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 3: totally agree. I mean, if you maybe you're listening, maybe

663
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 3: you met him someplace. He's the type of guy that

664
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 3: you know, he doesn't think he's better than anybody. He's awesome.

665
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 3: You know, you're not wrong. And hopefully this doesn't come

666
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 3: across as creepy. Remember I was college aged at this time.

667
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 3: You went to a Matchbox twenty show, it's ninety percent

668
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 3: college a's girls. I mean, that's kind of what happened there.

669
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 3: I've heard the same. It's like, like we fest a

670
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 3: lot of hot chicks and there's certain shows like that

671
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 3: that it's kind of known for.

672
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 5: It I've done.

673
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 4: That's just crazy.

674
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 5: I did some things that we fes I'm not proud of.

675
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, oh yeah right?

676
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 3: Or is that if I've been told correctly, it's like

677
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 3: just a crazy amount of attractive women.

678
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 5: Just hot chicks and jean skirts and cowboy boots and

679
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 5: tank tops.

680
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 3: I like it when girls wear cowboy hats like.

681
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 2: We fested Rob Thomas, Matchbox twenty, Heineken. It's only natural

682
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: that all of these subjects came up, seeing how our

683
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 2: conversation started with meaty urology.

684
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know, I'm outdoor concerts there you go. Yeah,

685
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 3: attention to the weather.

686
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 5: When you're on wee fence, you gotta check the weather.

687
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 2: It can be difficult sometimes to come back to the

688
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 2: original subject, but I love how we can fly off

689
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 2: the freaking handle and zigzag our way throughout the universe.

690
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. This is why I enjoy working with the

691
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 2: three of you.

692
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel the same way We've mentioned before, Like

693
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 3: you know, we do prepare for the show and the

694
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 3: days that we don't get to anything. We're prepared for

695
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 3: are usually our best days.

696
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 2: It's really interesting how that played itself out. We were

697
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 2: talking about meteorologists meteorologists. A day or two ago. A

698
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 2: meteorologist facebook page got a little wild. I'm old now.

699
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 2: I don't go too long without watching the weather on

700
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: my television, so I'm a fan of this stuff. The

701
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 2: television weather lady whose Facebook page got a little squirrely.

702
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 2: She goes by the name of Lacey Swape. She does

703
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 2: her thing on a program called News nine in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

704
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 2: You know once I got a little too loose in

705
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: Oklahoma City? What band, mister big? What song a little

706
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 2: too loose? What record lead into it? What year? Nineteen

707
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 2: ninety one?

708
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 3: There's a breakdown in that song you need to listen

709
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 3: to if you haven't heard it, Track.

710
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 2: Four, side too rule. The television weather lady, Lacey Swape,

711
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 2: News nine, Oklahoma City. Apparently she was a little too

712
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 2: vague when she made a request to viewers to send

713
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 2: in their snow measurements after a snowstorm. She posted on

714
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 2: Facebook and asked people to quote, send me your measurements

715
00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 2: and locations please. Oh no, so as you.

716
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: Might somebody like there had to have been a producer

717
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 3: or somebody that went, oh, what have you done?

718
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 5: I have female friends, I'll work in TV and broadcasting,

719
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 5: and the stuff they get unsolicited is bad enough. When

720
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 5: you put something like that out, you know, and then

721
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 5: you can read it the wrong way. I bet it

722
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 5: was just an absolute disaster.

723
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: I would imagine a snowstorm hit Oklahoma City. Lacey the

724
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 2: meteorologist was looking for folks to send in their snow measurements.

725
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 2: Her comment was too vague. She wrote, send me your

726
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: measurements and locations please. As you might imagine, folks jumped

727
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 2: on the easy joke and they bombed her Facebook page

728
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 2: with measurement reports on their rods and their boobies and.

729
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 9: Just your reports that you've been sending in. Keep those coming.

730
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 9: I made the mistake on Facebook. I asked for your measurements.

731
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 9: I met your snow measurements. Thank you for everybody sending

732
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 9: in your your measurements. But I do prefer how much

733
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 9: do you have on the ground.

734
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 4: That poor girl?

735
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, no kidding, that's Lacey right there. No surprise. Dudes

736
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 2: in town were all over this.

737
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 5: And looking at photos of her. I'm not surprised you're right,

738
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 5: she's a tract's she's a very beautiful woman.

739
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 3: Fair to partly beautiful.

740
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: Most of these dudes jumped on Facebook and told Lacey

741
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 2: that they were hauling around tally whackers somewheres between three

742
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: and seven inches. She was looking for measurements. The boys,

743
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: they're going to abide. One guy joked that it was

744
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 2: too cold to get an accurate measurement.

745
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not fair.

746
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, can you ask us this in the summer?

747
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 2: Chicks eft with her too. They sent her measurements like

748
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 2: thirty six, twenty four to thirty six. One gall in

749
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: town even went this way. She said that she recently

750
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 2: got two inches, which was a far cry from the

751
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 2: four to eight that she was promised.

752
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 3: That's so funny.

753
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 2: So Lacey the weather Lady got a kick out of

754
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: all this inappropriate humor. She even shared a picture of

755
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 2: herself holding a giant Vienna sausage. What that reminds me

756
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 2: of your grandmother, Josh boy? Did she know how to

757
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 2: warm up a sausage?

758
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 3: I remember we found out about her.

759
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: We liked the Watcher warm up sausages when we were kids.

760
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 2: Then we found out she was a whore.

761
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 3: Until we learned. Yeah, game gam pretty hot.

762
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: Fun times in the meteorology department over there at Channel

763
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 2: nine in Oklahoma City.

764
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember we played this clip many times

765
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 3: over the years. A weather guy named Pete Bouchard. I

766
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 3: think he's in Boston now.

767
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 2: No.

768
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,919
Speaker 3: It's one of those things where you know, you guys,

769
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: I'm sure doing this. It's happened where a joke comes

770
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 3: out and you immediately go, why did I say that?

771
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 3: That was that was not right? I shouldn't have done that.

772
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 5: He did this picking up some snow? Are we?

773
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 2: Yes?

774
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,280
Speaker 6: We are the biggest amount that I could find, almost

775
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 6: as big as me, about nine inches.

776
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 4: Such a bad way to put that.

777
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 3: And he's the weather guy on the news television show.

778
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: He's looking to get canned.

779
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 3: You know what. You're right, You're right.

780
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: He had a fight with the boss that afternoon and

781
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 2: thought he'd push see if he could push it over

782
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 2: the edge. Ah man, someone stuck a big, swelled up

783
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 2: suction cup dildo to the clock tower in the center

784
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 2: of town. In a place called Algonquinn, Illinois. They stuck

785
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 2: a big suction cup dildo to the clock tower. There's

786
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 2: pictures going round and around, you.

787
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 3: Know, This is one of those times in my life

788
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 3: where I was more mature and didn't think this was

789
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 3: so funny. But I appreciate the effort, and I think

790
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: that's pretty funny. What a what a fun thing to

791
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 3: walk by if you weren't expecting it.

792
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 6: Little town too, they got a little little clock in

793
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 6: town square there.

794
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is cute.

795
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: I agree. Oh, gun Quinn, what a mess? Big reddish brown,

796
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 2: fake rubber pecker with attached balls.

797
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 3: How common is that in this sex toy industry?

798
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 5: Well, Josh, when you call me, you know you have

799
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 5: a photo for somebody you can set a photo for

800
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 5: when you know they call her text.

801
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I know you're gonna say.

802
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 5: My photo of you is you? When we somehow ended

803
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 5: up with a suction cup dildo in the studio, I

804
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 5: don't know how that ended up happening, but you put

805
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 5: it on your head and it's stuck on your Yeah.

806
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 4: I've got that picture.

807
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't.

808
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 3: I appreciate that you sent me a screenshot of like

809
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 3: a text conversation we had one. Yeah, like, wait, that's

810
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 3: not cool.

811
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 5: I've been meaning to change it and it makes me

812
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 5: smile every time, So I apologize if it's offensive to you,

813
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 5: but just know that it warms my heart seeing that photo.

814
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 3: Oh that's good, Well it makes you happy.

815
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. Your question was how common are attached balls. Yeah,

816
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: very they are. The majority of your suction cup dildos

817
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 2: will have attached testicles. Josh.

818
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 3: I wish there was another woman here other than Ashley,

819
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,720
Speaker 3: because I would like to ask if that adds something,

820
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 3: you know, for the realism, if that matters to them

821
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 3: or not. I don't want to hear that from Ashley though.

822
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 4: I don't have the answer to that anyway, So you're.

823
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 2: Good, big brown, fake rubber dong it. It didn't get

824
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 2: slapped to the actual clock. It got slapped onto a

825
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: lower part of the clock tower itself, but it was

826
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: hanging there for a stretch of time and everyone in

827
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 2: town had to look at it. They couldn't help it.

828
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 2: It's right off and there.

829
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that a window? It looked like maybe it

830
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 3: was a window on that though.

831
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 2: I don't though. Anyone who looked up at the tower

832
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 2: to check the time saw it. Moms and grandmothers and

833
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 2: little kids, religious people, everyone.

834
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that thing was pretty large. I mean, you know

835
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 3: what that is.

836
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 2: But here's what grabbed me. Right away. Is the risk

837
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 2: that this person took to slap that big bastard onto

838
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 2: the clock tower. They must have scaled the buildings somehow

839
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 2: and walked on their tippy toes on slippery, snow covered

840
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 2: ledges and whatnot.

841
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks scalable. That's one thing I was wondering too,

842
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 3: like did they somebody steal a fire truck to get

843
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: up there or what did they do? But it does

844
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 3: look like you could climb it.

845
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, my god, that's dangerous, unbelievable. That's

846
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 2: a long ways to go to make a dick joke.

847
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 3: I know what you mean.

848
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 2: They could have fallen to their death.

849
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 3: There's a I appreciate the effort, but you're right, that's

850
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: probably too much.

851
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 2: I mean, it's possible. I guess that someone licked it,

852
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 2: you know, to help the suction cup get more suckier.

853
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 2: It's possible that someone licked that suction cup and then

854
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 2: threw it up there from street level.

855
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 4: That would be incredible.

856
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 3: I didn't even consider that.

857
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 2: All a toss, but it's so perfectly placed. Also, the

858
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 2: d and balls are hanging straight down. You know, if

859
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: you just strew it up there and somehow Luckily it's stuck.

860
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 2: It might be sideways. The balls are on top, and

861
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 2: so I don't think that anyone threw it from street level.

862
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty high up there, but I'm sure somebody

863
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 3: could do it.

864
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 2: And get it to hang perfectly like that.

865
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 3: I know, I mean like reach, yeah, reach the level,

866
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 3: but yeah, getting it to stick would be pretty difficult.

867
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 2: So check out the pictures on our website of the

868
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 2: suction cup dildough.

869
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 3: Now is that like for a shower? That's why you'd

870
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 3: get something like that the suction in real.

871
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 2: Oh, you can stick it to the fridge. You can

872
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 2: stick it to the hood of your car.

873
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 3: You can stick it to the there's food in there.

874
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: Now the door of the fridge.

875
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 3: Behind the door, there's food and what.

876
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 2: Oh I've seen women stick it to the to the

877
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 2: metal plate in their dead grandfather's head.

878
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 3: Are you serious? The World War two injury.

879
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the local street crew had to get out

880
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 2: a step ladder and they sent them the new guy

881
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 2: up there to remove the dil though with no hands.

882
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,439
Speaker 2: That was kind of dirty, but he's the new guys. Yeah, yeah,

883
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: they sent them.

884
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 3: Got a handful of options.

885
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 2: I guess they challenged him to pull it off the

886
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 2: clock tower with no hands and he got it done

887
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 2: back guarded two stories off the ground.

888
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, impressive. Boddette fishing guy Jesus said they used to

889
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 3: throw suction cup dildos at the third level windows at

890
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 3: Maple Grove Senior High School. He said they had to

891
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 3: make announcements to stop doing it because there was no

892
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 3: easy way to get them down.

893
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 5: I would love to have been the cause of that

894
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 5: announcement to be made, like the fact you didn't enough.

895
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 5: They had to end up saying something.

896
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, So what would I mean? I wonder what

897
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 3: they'd say, please up throwing items, right, yeah they I'm

898
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 3: sure they wouldn't say suction cup dildos.

899
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 5: Right, Like in at Saint Cloud State when I was

900
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 5: a freshman, they on the band list of things you

901
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 5: couldn't have in the dorms. Instead of saying beer bongs,

902
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 5: they said mass consumption devices. Oh really, yeah, I know.

903
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, you're really classing it up here at

904
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 5: Holes Hall, aren't you?

905
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 2: Like?

906
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 3: What do they call wanies if you go to like

907
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 3: a tobacco Well maybe now you can just sell them,

908
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 3: But I thought there was like a name like a

909
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 3: smoking device.

910
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 4: Or Yep, it's called it like a little one hitter.

911
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I thought there was like a different name.

912
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 2: No, No, you're trying to come up with the unoffensive.

913
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, the unoffensive name where it's.

914
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 2: Marijuana smoking device.

915
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody knows what you're talking about.

916
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like you used to not be able to

917
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 6: say bong at the smoke shop.

918
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 4: You would have to say, oh, what was it?

919
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm thinking of two ashes.

920
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 3: I remember your water pipe or tobacco something.

921
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like you couldn't say it was like

922
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 5: use smoke marijuana. They had of those glass shops. They

923
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 5: would say it was like, you know, a tobacco device.

924
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 4: That's so weird.

925
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 6: Everybody know, we know, right, especially because usually you would

926
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 6: go in smell like weed and.

927
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 5: The person selling it to you smelled like, yeah, even

928
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 5: more weed.

929
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,919
Speaker 2: So check out the pictures on ninety three x dot

930
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: com of that suction cup dildo hanging off the clock tower. Again,

931
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 2: if this was a throw from the street, that would

932
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 2: be miraculous. You know what I found to be miraculous.

933
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 2: When we were kids. You had those dudes who could

934
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 2: hawk a lugi and spit up to the ceiling and

935
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 2: the lugi would be so thick it would hang but

936
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: not fall back to the floor. Yeah, I forgot about

937
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: that when we were in high school. Yeah, when we

938
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: were in high school, when we were seniors, and this

939
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 2: was the biggest mistake that Wise out of High School

940
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 2: made in the nineteen one hundred and eighty nine year,

941
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 2: created something called the Senior Lounge, and it was part

942
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 2: of the lunch room. It was just a space off

943
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 2: part of the lunch room with chairs and couches and

944
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: a television and you could only go in there if

945
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 2: you were a senior. Right now, That's where me and

946
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 2: my buddies would hang out when we would skip classes.

947
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 2: And one of our favorite things to do was you

948
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,760
Speaker 2: go to the little snack bar. You get two chocolate

949
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 2: chip cookies and two chocolate milks, and of course that

950
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 2: would create such a mass of garbage in your mouth, right,

951
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 2: h viscous, and then dudes would spit up on the

952
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 2: ceiling and that lugi would start to fall. But not.

953
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 3: I always thought that was like a snag stalactite, right,

954
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 3: You're in a cave of disks.

955
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: I could never do it. I could never. I couldn't.

956
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 2: I couldn't No way I could hit the ceiling with

957
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 2: my spit.

958
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 3: No, I could spit gum pretty well, but not just spit.

959
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 2: Never did I ever tell you my chewing tobacco story

960
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 2: from that senior lounge. Now, when you chewers, know this,

961
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 2: when you eat like chocolate chip cookies and drink chocolate milk, Like,

962
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: like I said, if it creates this, what do you

963
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 2: say viscous? Yeah? So, but nothing tastes better to me

964
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 2: when I was an eighteen year old kid, nothing tastes

965
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 2: better than chasing all that chocolate with a big mint chew, right,

966
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 2: a mint flavored chew. So I'm sitting in that senior

967
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 2: lounge and I got my POPCN spinner and I fired

968
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 2: in this wicked, big skull mint right after I had

969
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 2: the chocolate chip cookies and the chocolate milk, And now

970
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 2: I've got chee spit mixing in with a just horrible. Right,

971
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: I have this just this abundance of disgusting saliva in

972
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 2: my mound, and I'm going to now spit into my

973
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 2: POPCN And because of the thickness of it all, it

974
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: kind I kind of miss the opening to the pop can, right,

975
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 2: I kind of spit on my hand and it's running

976
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 2: down my and I try to wipe it off with

977
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: my free and there's a strand hand of my mouth

978
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 2: and now it's wrapped around both of my hands. And

979
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 2: I try to pit the popcn on the table, and

980
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 2: I got some of it on my face and I'm

981
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 2: trying to wipe my p Now I've basically just boot

982
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 2: cockied myself, both my hands in my face with this

983
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 2: horrible combination of chocolate milk and chocolate chip cookie mucus

984
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,959
Speaker 2: juice bit. And I look up and a table full

985
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 2: of girls had watched me do this the entire time.

986
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 3: Everything grossed out.

987
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 6: Oh my god, yeah, that sound grossed out.

988
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 4: Just here.

989
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 2: They looked at me as if I was an animal

990
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 2: caged in a zoo. And all I could do was

991
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 2: just take the entire sleeve of my shirt and wipe

992
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 2: my mouth. There was no there was nothing else I

993
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 2: could do. They had watched the entire process.

994
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 3: Fitter Bob Jesus textan. I remember we did this too,

995
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 3: the pickle races, where you'd pull a pickle off a

996
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 3: Hamburger cheeseburger that was kind of caught, had ketch up

997
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 3: on it or something, and you'd throw it out a

998
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 3: window and you just see which one hit the ground first.

999
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 4: I remember people died down.

1000
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't play that game.

1001
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 3: I have to apologize to the Richfield McDonald's because that

1002
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 3: was a big one for us. We would do it

1003
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 3: there quite ait sure. And the ceilings. I feel like

1004
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 3: a jerk.

1005
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,439
Speaker 2: We didn't.

1006
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 3: We didn't think about the repercussions.

1007
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 5: No, everybody. I think every teenager has acted like a

1008
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 5: complete a hole in a fast food restaurant at one

1009
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 5: point in their life.

1010
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 3: They deserve better, Yeah they do.

1011
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 5: I feel bad now. But the things we did too.

1012
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: Boy, you'd think we, uh, we'd get a telephone call

1013
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 2: at one point or another inviting us to be featured here.

1014
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 2: What I'm talking about is something they got cooking in Vancouver, Canada,

1015
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,760
Speaker 2: called the Museum of Personal Failure.

1016
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 3: This is so funny.

1017
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 2: You'd we would have gotten a text or a telephone

1018
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 2: call on this. Maybe they only feature one hundred percent

1019
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 2: pure Canadian failure. I don't know.

1020
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, if there was an American wing, I bet we

1021
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 3: could dominate that thing.

1022
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 2: What I can tell you is this, it's not a

1023
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 2: permanent thing. The Museum of Personal Failure exhibit was put

1024
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 2: up a couple days ago. It'll be on display until

1025
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 2: February third, at a mall up there in What did

1026
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 2: I say?

1027
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 3: Canada?

1028
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I thought I got more specific.

1029
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 3: British Vancouver, British Columbia.

1030
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know if I said that or not.

1031
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 2: Canadian British Columbia. Sure they got it. They put it

1032
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 2: up in a mall, says here a Canadian fella called

1033
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: Evan is behind this operation. He says. The Museum of

1034
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 2: Failure features lost hopes, shattered dreams, and crushed ambitions. Some

1035
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 2: examples of what you can see on display a wedding

1036
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 2: dress from a failed marriage. That's cute. A set of

1037
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 2: expensive knives that someone bought but they turned out to

1038
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 2: be garbage.

1039
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 4: Oh that sucks.

1040
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,720
Speaker 2: So you see where they're going with all this? Where

1041
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 2: is this? I got some more information in here, I

1042
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 2: swear to god. One guy wrote a long list of

1043
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 2: his biggest fails in life that made the cut. You

1044
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 2: can read that at the Museum of Failure. This Evan

1045
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 2: guy says, it's a celebration of the fact that failure

1046
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 2: is okay. Everyone fails. The only way to grow up

1047
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 2: and learn is to fail. He got the idea. Evan

1048
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 2: got the idea after he got dumped by a lady.

1049
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 2: He said, I felt like a failure. It was a heartbreak.

1050
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 2: I needed to do something with the pain, and this

1051
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 2: is what I did. He made up some posters. He

1052
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 2: stuck them up all over town. The posters said failure

1053
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 2: is wanted, and before he noted, people were emailing him

1054
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 2: offering to come over to the ma all and display

1055
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 2: all sorts of their own items related to personal failure.

1056
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: I love this idea.

1057
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool.

1058
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:31,879
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a wall of rejections, A wall of rejections

1059
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 2: at the museum where folks posted up termination letters from work,

1060
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 2: where you're told that your services are no longer needed.

1061
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: Break up letters from a girlfriend or a boyfriend.

1062
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 3: Has anyone ever gotten one of those?

1063
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 4: No, that would be ridiculous.

1064
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 3: A letter, no breakup letter?

1065
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean, like a breakup letter.

1066
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,760
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't think so, I don't remember.

1067
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 4: What are you doing? That's just out of my face.

1068
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 3: Kind of seems like a little like a middle school thing, right.

1069
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, back when note passing was the thing.

1070
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 3: Those dear John letters.

1071
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 6: I guess, I like, I don't know, I guess kind

1072
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 6: of similar. I've just had like other people come to

1073
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 6: me and be like, yeah, you know, Joey doesn't want

1074
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 6: to be with you anymore, all right, go tell him

1075
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 6: he sucks.

1076
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 4: I guess so dumb.

1077
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 2: If anyone in our listing audience can think of a

1078
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 2: personal failure that might be highlighted at a place like

1079
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 2: the Museum of Failure in Canada, let us know six

1080
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 2: nine ninety three, ninety three if you can think of

1081
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 2: a personal failure that might be fond or interesting to

1082
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 2: post up at the Museum of Failure. I don't know

1083
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: if you guys can think of anything.

1084
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 5: I'm sure there's there's plenty my entire existence.

1085
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 3: I can think you put your birth certificate out here.

1086
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can think of a couple anything that. How

1087
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 2: about every move I made between my sixteenth and thirty

1088
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 2: fifth birthday?

1089
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 3: Bad choices?

1090
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, ah, bad choices, failures, shot, you.

1091
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 3: Made some decent ones?

1092
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 5: Uh?

1093
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 3: Well, certainly I could put like a guitar in there.

1094
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 3: That's what I wanted to be as a guitar player.

1095
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good idea. So you put your guitar

1096
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 2: on the wall and say this is what I wanted

1097
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 2: to do with it, like a.

1098
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 3: Dream is I mean? I spent hours and hours a

1099
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 3: day practicing. You'd never know it now, but I really did.

1100
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 3: That's what I wanted to do, you know. And I

1101
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 3: haven't had this happen very often to me. Actually, this

1102
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 3: is only one of two times. Probably, I would say.

1103
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 3: There was when I when I was landscaping, when I

1104
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 3: first started here. I had to go from chan Hassen,

1105
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 3: that's where we were working, to Shockapye, where I lived.

1106
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 3: And I didn't make it. If you know what I'm saying,

1107
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 3: I was. I was holding it. I thought I can

1108
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 3: make it. TI I got home and so I could

1109
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 3: maybe clean up and bring the boxer shorts that I destroyed,

1110
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 3: that some of your pant piece. I failed, No, I was.

1111
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 3: This was number two. Oh my god, I failed. I

1112
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 3: failed that that particular time, trying to get home without pooping.

1113
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 2: You could bring in that snowsuit, you could, you could,

1114
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 2: oh perfect, Oh yeah, you could hang your eighth grade

1115
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,240
Speaker 2: snowsuit that you urinated in in front of your entire

1116
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 2: class at the ski slope that night. Yeah.

1117
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 3: I forgot about all the pe insa those just happened

1118
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 3: so often.

1119
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 2: That bringing the mattress he used to pee on all

1120
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 2: the time.

1121
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 3: I could bring in mind my brother and my cousins.

1122
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 3: I peed in all of them.

1123
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:19,959
Speaker 2: Speaking of receiving a breakup letter, I don't recall ever

1124
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 2: being in that situation. Like somebody said, that sounds like

1125
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 2: grade school or junior high. If I ever had a

1126
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 2: girl break up with me via a letter back then,

1127
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 2: I don't remember. But one of the more fascinating stories

1128
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 2: I've ever heard in my life, a buddy of mine

1129
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 2: bought this two hundred year old house, some older than

1130
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 2: the Hills House, and he's a skilled character, so he's

1131
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 2: rebuilding everything. In the walls. He found letters.

1132
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 4: Oh I would be so psyched.

1133
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I would be psyched if they were

1134
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 2: from nineteen fifty, nineteen seventy. These were from like nineteen

1135
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 2: forty four.

1136
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 3: Oh cool, wow.

1137
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 2: And they were letters from a World War II soldier.

1138
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was thinking as soon as you

1139
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 4: said the year.

1140
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 2: Sweet writing to his wife while he's serving in World

1141
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 2: War Two. And my buddy just sat down and went

1142
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 2: through all of these and it's hello, Martha, it's me Lewis.

1143
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 2: You know, we breached the walls of Normandy and we

1144
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,799
Speaker 2: lost this many people and I got my hand blown off,

1145
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 2: but we're doing all right. And the next letter says,

1146
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 2: we're in a different town in France and one hundred

1147
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 2: and eighteen guys got their heads blown off and it's terrible,

1148
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 2: but we're doing okay. So that kind of stuff, you know,

1149
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 2: the good and the bad that this man was experiencing

1150
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 2: letter after letter from his time serving in World War Two.

1151
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 2: One of the last letters he sent, now, my buddy

1152
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 2: has no idea if this guy made it home. But

1153
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 2: one of the last letters the guy sent to his

1154
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 2: wife was, yeah, you know, things are looking pretty good.

1155
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 2: By the way, when I come home to America, I

1156
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 2: won't be coming back to you. I've been banging this

1157
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 2: gal on the side.

1158
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 4: Oh that's so sad.

1159
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 2: So I'll have to swing by real quick and get

1160
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 2: my shaving kit. But when I make it back, I'll

1161
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 2: be living in Chicago because I got this piece of ass.

1162
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 2: So sorry, but yeah, thanks for writing back, and yeah.

1163
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 4: Thanks for you probably staying loyal while I'm over here.

1164
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 5: Keeping me company.

1165
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, maybe that explains I was going to ask

1166
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 3: if there was any sorry, I was going to ask

1167
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 3: if there was maybe any indication as to why she

1168
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 3: put him in the wall. You know, maybe maybe.

1169
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 2: That's good question. Maybe she was ashamed. Yeah, oh yeah,

1170
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 2: I never even.

1171
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 3: I want a document. I want somebody in the future

1172
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 3: to see this and remember what a jerk you were.

1173
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 3: Sewer repaired. Jesus said he bought his wife a vacuum

1174
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 3: for her birthday. Epic fail. So maybe you can put

1175
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 3: that one in there.

1176
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't don't do that. No household appliance that can

1177
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 6: benefit both the.

1178
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 2: Looking get kicked in the nuts. That's crazy send us.

1179
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 3: You know, I can. I can kind of understand that

1180
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 3: in a way, just because my wife wanted a new

1181
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 3: washer and dry Ours was bad. You know ours, they're

1182
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 3: like forty years old, they were not working very well,

1183
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 3: and she wanted a new washer and dryer. So I'm like, oh,

1184
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 3: you know what, our anniversary's coming up. Maybe But luckily,

1185
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 3: like I mentioned it to a buddy, I'm like, hey, uh,

1186
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 3: you know, do you know anything about washers and dryers

1187
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 3: I want to get or something you know that you'll like.

1188
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 3: And he's like, are you seriously thinking about getting your

1189
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 3: wife a washer and dry for the anniversary? He might

1190
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 3: have saved my marriage. Yeah, it never popped into my head.

1191
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 3: Tell me that she had talked about it so many times.

1192
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 3: I just thought, oh, she'll love this.

1193
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 2: I mean, if you if you know your audience and

1194
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 2: you know that that will be something your significant other

1195
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 2: would be wildly excited about. That's one thing. Well yeah,

1196
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 2: but if you're just taking a chance, uh, that's a

1197
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 2: game of Russian roulette that most dudes don't want to play.

1198
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 6: I was really excited when he got a fridge, and

1199
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 6: I like, I really want a new stovetop.

1200
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 4: But and like, I would absolutely love to have that.

1201
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 4: But as a gift, now, I hear you.

1202
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 6: Now, not unless you are not going to use it

1203
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 6: at all, or like come anywhere near it, or what

1204
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 6: I'm using it for doesn't benefit you at all.

1205
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 3: Then sure I wanted a surpriser, but uh, you know,

1206
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 3: my intentions were good. But then I'm glad he pointed

1207
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 3: that out, like the message that that set might not

1208
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 3: have been as good.

1209
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, here's a gift so you can do my laundry.

1210
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 6: Make sure you separate the colors.

1211
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 1: Sports on the ninety three x Halfass Morning Show.

1212
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 10: And I'm like, I'm on Google trying to figure out

1213
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 10: past this test. Right, these folk keep threatening me, right,

1214
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 10: you know, right, And I'm just scrolling, scrolling, and I

1215
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 10: come across and say, man, just put a little bleach

1216
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 10: in the top and put it in your Coca Cola.

1217
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 10: And so I did that, and I'm like, yo, what

1218
00:59:59,000 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 10: the like?

1219
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 2: I like, my whole.

1220
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 10: Insize was just like erupting.

1221
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

1222
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,479
Speaker 10: I end up throwing up and I was at that point,

1223
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 10: my man, guy ran out of tricks, right, I don't

1224
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 10: know what to do?

1225
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, not breaking any new ground here. That's

1226
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 2: former NFL safety Tyran Matthew. Is that the dude they

1227
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 2: called the honey Badger. Yep, that's a guy played at

1228
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 2: Louisiana State University. What's that?

1229
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 4: Does he not given F?

1230
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 2: I guess he doesn't. He does not give an F.

1231
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 3: He does not.

1232
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, honey Badger, don't care.

1233
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 2: Not breaking any new ground. It seems like every week

1234
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 2: we get a new strange admission from a former NFL

1235
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 2: player about the drugs and the cheating on the drug

1236
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 2: tests and things like that. But it's just the latest

1237
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 2: and you ought to know a thing or two about it.

1238
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 2: Tyran Matthew says to try to pass drug tests back

1239
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 2: when he was in college, actually not when he was

1240
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 2: in the pros. When he was at Louisiana state he

1241
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 2: went with the fake penises, right, the wizators right. But

1242
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 2: at one point or another he drank bleach with Coca cola.

1243
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 3: Drugs must be good if you're thinking, i'd I don't

1244
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 3: want to give up drugs, so I'm gonna drink bleach.

1245
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 2: He thought that would clean out his piss test and

1246
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 2: we can get into more details.

1247
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 4: Bleach does clean.

1248
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 2: I mean he's lucky he didn't kill himself.

1249
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 4: Yes, very lucky.

1250
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 2: It's like some of the things that people were doing

1251
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 2: when COVID hit town.

1252
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 5: Remember that, Oh god, yeah, part of it was definitely

1253
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 5: part of it.

1254
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 2: Jesus balls. So when Rady Shaver and Brad Ryder show

1255
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 2: up in about a half hour, they might want to

1256
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 2: hear some more details on this. Come on, man, God dang.

1257
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 2: The Pigs beat Calgary last night, Timberwolves beat Oklahoma City.

1258
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 2: Just I can't figure this ball club out. De Wool

1259
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 2: beat Oklahoma City, which is nice. I hate that friggin

1260
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 2: ball club. What will we talking about, Josh oh Yeah, failures.

1261
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 2: There's a new museum up in Canada, the Museum of Failure,

1262
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 2: and folks bring in oh rejection letters from maybe they

1263
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 2: were applying for a job. Break up letters from their girlfriends.

1264
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 2: One gal brought in a wedding dress, her wedding dress

1265
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 2: from a failed marriage. They have all this hilarious failure

1266
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 2: related stuff all over the Museum of Failure in Canada.

1267
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 2: We asked our listeners six, five, one, nine, eight, nine,

1268
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 2: ninety three, ninety three, is how you get a hold

1269
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 2: of us if you got anything that might be featured

1270
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 2: at the Museum of Failure? Now I have a question

1271
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 2: for this guy. Does he use this as motivation every day?

1272
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 2: Because he says I have the letter every day. I

1273
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 2: see it hanging on a shelf somewhere in his house

1274
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 2: where the fire department rejects did him before he even

1275
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 2: got to the interview.

1276
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 4: How's that possible?

1277
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he's got the letter, So get

1278
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 2: back to me. Do you look at it every day

1279
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 2: as motivation? Why do you still have this letter rejecting

1280
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 2: you from a job at the neighborhood fire department? Why

1281
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 2: do you still have it on display? One dude said

1282
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 2: he could bring in the underweares and hang them at

1283
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 2: the Museum of Failure. The underweares he had on on

1284
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 2: his first day at work. Where his pants.

1285
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, there shouldn't be a second day of work.

1286
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 5: At that point, you can't go back.

1287
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 2: Depends on how many of the other fellas found out

1288
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 2: about it.

1289
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 5: Sure.

1290
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 2: One listener texted him to say that his mother reminds

1291
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 2: him almost daily that he is a walking condom failure.

1292
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's good.

1293
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 4: I'm sure that does great things for his self esteem.

1294
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 2: Cubby's got more news for you here in a minute.

1295
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 2: I faked.

1296
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 11: Last morning show.

1297
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 12: I've been associated with the fire department for forty years.

1298
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 12: We've never had a situation like this come up.

1299
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 3: In all of Fire Chief John Brown's years of serving Jackson.

1300
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 3: He said this incident was a first. Somebody threw away

1301
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 3: a perfectly good Alabama man. Emergency officials responded to a

1302
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 3: call of a person being compressed in a garbage truck

1303
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 3: or on five thirty Wednesday morning.

1304
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 2: Folks always end up in the garbage truck.

1305
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. Officials believe the man was compressed twice

1306
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 3: and somehow survived.

1307
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 2: Did it squeeze the turds right out of him?

1308
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 4: I bet the.

1309
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 3: First at KFC and then again at the Hampton End

1310
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 3: next door.

1311
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 2: They I'll meet you at KFC.

1312
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll see you there.

1313
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, if I was going to be in

1314
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 3: a garbage can after it was at KFC, be kind

1315
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 3: of cool.

1316
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a bad garbage can to be placed in.

1317
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, if you had to pick one.

1318
01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 2: So they swung by KFC to pick up the garbage.

1319
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 3: YEP, and they go next door to the Hampton Damp

1320
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,440
Speaker 3: and then they go to The driver went to a

1321
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 3: Popeyes and that's when he heard the man calling for help.

1322
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 3: When he exited the dump truck, he could hear the

1323
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 3: man in the back needing help, and that's when he

1324
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 3: shut everything down.

1325
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 12: Brown said, it's really a fortunate thing that the gates

1326
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 12: at the Popeyes were closed and the driver had to

1327
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 12: get out, and when he exited the dump truck, he

1328
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 12: could hear the man in the back needing help, and

1329
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 12: that's when he shut everything down.

1330
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 3: Volunteer firefighter Mendy Bolden was one of the first responders

1331
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 3: on seen, expecting the worst. She was surprised at what

1332
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 3: she found.

1333
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 6: We were all shocked because we thought we were going

1334
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 6: to have to get down there and really do some

1335
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 6: trauma assistant to him to get him out.

1336
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 5: But he was fun.

1337
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 3: He survived the truck's compression twice, but due to the

1338
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 3: mental trauma. He is feeling a little compressed. Officials believed

1339
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 3: the man was sleeping in the dumpster trying to escape

1340
01:05:59,040 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 3: the cold.

1341
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:00,920
Speaker 2: It's a lucky prick.

1342
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, no kidding.

1343
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,920
Speaker 4: I'm I'm all good, just you know, crushed a little bit.

1344
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 2: I'm often thrown by how many of us end up

1345
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 2: in the garbage truck the same as I'm always kind

1346
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 2: of surprised how many of us end up on the

1347
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 2: railroad tracks. Anyone have an explanation?

1348
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 4: No, I wish I did.

1349
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 2: Sorry, How did so many of us end up.

1350
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 4: Just draws people in?

1351
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,760
Speaker 3: I mean, railroad tracks are pretty cool.

1352
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 2: But how many? How do so many of us is

1353
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 2: what I'm trying to say, end up prone on the

1354
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 2: railroad tracks. What what happened.

1355
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 3: A friend of mine had? They were like leaving a

1356
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,600
Speaker 3: bachelor party. Everyone's kind of hammered and they had a

1357
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 3: train issue. Like one of the guys got hurt pretty bad. Wait,

1358
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:54,320
Speaker 3: at a bachelor party across some railroad tracks. They were

1359
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 3: drawn to it, Like Ashley said, whatever, whatever it is

1360
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 3: that brings you there.

1361
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 6: That is funny because uh, I used to when I

1362
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 6: used to live in Bayport to there some train tracks

1363
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,480
Speaker 6: down there. And when I got tuned up, I'd go

1364
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 6: and we'd walk around the train tracks.

1365
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't Why would we do that because you

1366
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 2: didn't do that?

1367
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was no reason.

1368
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:18,360
Speaker 2: So your pal Josh, were they like dodging the train

1369
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 2: and trying to be hard ons in that manner? Yeah, oh,

1370
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 2: you're just asking for death.

1371
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 3: He mentioned, it's like the drunkest he'd ever been, and yeah,

1372
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,760
Speaker 3: unfortunately one guy got hurt pretty bad.

1373
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 4: There was also this spot growing up where people would what.

1374
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 6: Did they used to call it? Shoot, I'm completely blanking.

1375
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:37,680
Speaker 6: I'm sure some listeners will know what I'm talking about.

1376
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,440
Speaker 2: Is it the Spooner blows Bridge?

1377
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 4: No?

1378
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 6: No, no, no, different bridge, But it was you know,

1379
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 6: train track bridge or whatever the term would be, and

1380
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 6: people would go up there and get drunk, get high

1381
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:53,280
Speaker 6: whatever you know high schoolers like to do, and then

1382
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 6: the train would come sometimes and you would end up

1383
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 6: having to like run for your life basically because there

1384
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 6: was there's only maybe two feet on each side of

1385
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 6: the train tracks where you could you know, protect yourself

1386
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:07,600
Speaker 6: while on the bridge.

1387
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 3: That's pretty scary.

1388
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 6: It was a very dangerous situation, but people loved doing it.

1389
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 2: I mean, I messed with the train once, but I

1390
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 2: was fourteen. It just but it seems over and over

1391
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,639
Speaker 2: and over again. Somebody grown folks are drawn to that

1392
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 2: spot and it often ends terribly.

1393
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 3: It's a piece of Americana. Maybe that's why.

1394
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 2: Let's go with that. Let's go with that.

1395
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 3: Ah, this is a sad story. Crazy this happened, police

1396
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 3: say about of careless backyard marksmanship turned fatal on Christmas

1397
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,520
Speaker 3: Day in rural Oklahoma.

1398
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,599
Speaker 2: Well, this must be something Christmas Day. We're going all

1399
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 2: the way back to Christmas Day.

1400
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,040
Speaker 3: I've had a lot of backup stories. Oh, so I'm

1401
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 3: trying to get through some of those.

1402
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 2: Oh I thought maybe it was you know, there was

1403
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:49,680
Speaker 2: other reasons behind that. Okay, so someone ft up on Christmas.

1404
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,680
Speaker 3: Day, Investigators report thirty three year old Cody Adams was

1405
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,679
Speaker 3: firing a handgun behind his home when a single round

1406
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 3: wandered roughly a third of a mile, sailed across open land,

1407
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 3: and struck his neighbor when she sat on her porch

1408
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:07,600
Speaker 3: cradling a baby. Baby's finance relatives later told deputies that

1409
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,080
Speaker 3: was my concern too when I first read. Yeah, they'd

1410
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:13,719
Speaker 3: heard shots popping off for several minutes, long enough, they said,

1411
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 3: for the woman to laugh and quip that someone nearby

1412
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 3: must have unwrapped a new gun for Christmas, and that's

1413
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 3: exactly what happened. Moments later, she said ouch and collapsed,

1414
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:25,360
Speaker 3: the bullet hitting her in the arm and then sadly

1415
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 3: lodging in her chest. Deputies canvassed the area, knocking on

1416
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 3: doors and inspecting properties for shooting setups. Every nearby home

1417
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:36,840
Speaker 3: had either a proper backstop or a designated safe shooting area,

1418
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 3: except for this one man's place. Investigators say that he

1419
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 3: told them he'd been aiming at a red bull can

1420
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 3: in his backyard with a new clock forty five year

1421
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:49,599
Speaker 3: received that Christmas morning, apparently without considering where a missed

1422
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:53,519
Speaker 3: shot might travel. Once officers explained what happened, he did

1423
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,600
Speaker 3: have a heart. He began to cry. Authorities say the

1424
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:58,560
Speaker 3: baby in the woman's arms at the time of the

1425
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 3: shooting was not injured.

1426
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 4: That would that? I mean, like, how was that not

1427
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 4: your first thought?

1428
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:03,559
Speaker 7: Bud?

1429
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:08,080
Speaker 3: Is he new to guns? Gun owners? I mean usually

1430
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 3: think of that kind of stuff.

1431
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,799
Speaker 4: Don't get this guy any more guns for Christmas?

1432
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:12,600
Speaker 2: F me.

1433
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 4: What a cool gift.

1434
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 3: Though it may not always be news. Every time a

1435
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:22,519
Speaker 3: substitute teacher gets arrested for dui, but when it's in

1436
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 3: the school parking lot, you can expect some headlines. A

1437
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 3: substitute teacher at a Florida school was arrested Tuesday after

1438
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 3: he was accused of driving drunk in the school parking lot,

1439
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 3: nearly crashing into a syllabus. The forty four year old

1440
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:38,920
Speaker 3: sub was stopped by a school resource officer while trying

1441
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,519
Speaker 3: to back out of a parking spot at Lake Alfred

1442
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:45,160
Speaker 3: Polytech about ten thirty am, and police say the educator

1443
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 3: showed multiple signs of impairment. We gave him an education

1444
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,519
Speaker 3: when we took him to jail. Sheriff Grady Judge said,

1445
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 3: for Christ's sake, that lesson included a dui charge.

1446
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,679
Speaker 2: This guy gotta have a friggin joke every single time.

1447
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 2: I like it, John him a lesson.

1448
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 3: I cut a bunch out. Now that you're back, Thank

1449
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 3: god you're back. By the way, I cut a lot out,

1450
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:08,280
Speaker 3: So I just left that little pardon.

1451
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,840
Speaker 2: I guess you could say we were old school about

1452
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:11,880
Speaker 2: our approach that day.

1453
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, he loves himself a little too much.

1454
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:15,679
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1455
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 5: It's one thing for a teenager to want to get

1456
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 5: all the attention on social media. But when it's a

1457
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:23,880
Speaker 5: grown ass sheriff just soaking in the likes and making

1458
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,679
Speaker 5: the jokes, it's just kind of awful.

1459
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 4: I love it.

1460
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:31,080
Speaker 3: A Georgia elementary school assistant principle has been accused of

1461
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 3: stealing almost one hundred items worth about a thousand dollars

1462
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 3: from Walmart using what police called a stacking scheme at

1463
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 3: self checkout kiosks. Forty seven year old Courtney Shaw was

1464
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 3: arrested Monday after she was alerted for swiping merchandise for

1465
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:48,560
Speaker 3: the retail giant in Woodstock, about thirty miles outside Atlanta.

1466
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:51,559
Speaker 3: Apparently this was going on for more than two months. Shaw,

1467
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,799
Speaker 3: an assistant principal at Free Home Elementary School, is accused

1468
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:58,439
Speaker 3: of stealing ninety eight items valued about a grand from

1469
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 3: about November to December from Walmart. According to authority, she

1470
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 3: used a stacking method at a self checkout Kiosk, placing

1471
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 3: multiple items on top of one another and scanning only

1472
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:13,599
Speaker 3: one before leaving the store. Okay Halsey, a Walmart employee,

1473
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:17,200
Speaker 3: provided surveillance footage of the thefts January twelfth, and used a

1474
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:21,719
Speaker 3: driver's licensed database to identify Shaws. The suspect. The mother

1475
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:24,400
Speaker 3: of one, was booked into jail and charged with one

1476
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,760
Speaker 3: felony account of shoplifting following her arrest on Monday, and

1477
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:31,160
Speaker 3: she's been placed on administrative leave. Shaw's not the first

1478
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:34,679
Speaker 3: high ranking school official accused of using Walmart' self checkout

1479
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:37,839
Speaker 3: to steal items. You might remember this story in Florida.

1480
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 3: Bach Academy North Principal Gregory Lewis was at a Walmart

1481
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 3: and Polk County in March when an asset protection officer

1482
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,799
Speaker 3: observed him skip scanning at the self checkout.

1483
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 2: The skip scan yeah.

1484
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,759
Speaker 3: Skip scanning is where a shopper at a self checkout

1485
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 3: station intentionally fails to scan one or more items or

1486
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:57,719
Speaker 3: pretends to scan them while placing them directly into bags.

1487
01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:02,439
Speaker 3: Principal Lewis tried to steal a large pack of light bulbs, bacon,

1488
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,479
Speaker 3: and frozen butterfly shrimp.

1489
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:06,440
Speaker 5: No delightful.

1490
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was worth losing your job for.

1491
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:11,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, people are so brave because, like, I get so

1492
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:15,240
Speaker 6: nervous at self checkout. If I like ring something up

1493
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 6: incorrectly and they have to come over and help me,

1494
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:21,439
Speaker 6: I'm like convinced they're they're like they're worried that I'm

1495
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:23,000
Speaker 6: stealing every single time.

1496
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 5: Well, they know you stole those bobby pins back in

1497
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:29,639
Speaker 5: nineteen ninety seven, Ashley. So the year I was born,

1498
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,800
Speaker 5: you're on their Oh, that was the year you're born.

1499
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:32,840
Speaker 3: She got started early.

1500
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,880
Speaker 5: God, it was at ninety three, and I changed it

1501
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:36,639
Speaker 5: at the end. God, and I was still off.

1502
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:40,920
Speaker 3: A Florida mance behind bars after cops say he repeatedly

1503
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 3: stabbed his friend for spilling beer on his phone. According

1504
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:48,680
Speaker 3: to the victim, he and nineteen year old Moisis Mendoza,

1505
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:52,080
Speaker 3: along with others, spent the day fishing before heading back

1506
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 3: to a home to cook what they caught. At some point,

1507
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,760
Speaker 3: the victim was holding Mendoza's phone to play music when

1508
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 3: he spilled beer on it. Mendoza accused the victim of

1509
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:04,679
Speaker 3: intentionally spilling the beer, and the two started arguing. After

1510
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 3: the victim threw beer in Mendoza's direction, Mendoza attacked him

1511
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 3: and stabbed him multiple times with a kitchen knife. Officers

1512
01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 3: later went to Mendoza's home, where he admitted to stabbing

1513
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,679
Speaker 3: the victim, who survived in is going to be just fine.

1514
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,320
Speaker 4: Most phones are waterproof to some degree.

1515
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least pretty darn water resistant. They can handle

1516
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 3: a beer.

1517
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,880
Speaker 5: I was going to say, yeah, they can now, but

1518
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 5: in two thousand and five at Saint claud State, my

1519
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 5: phone sure didn't. What happened was playing beer pong, and

1520
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:32,160
Speaker 5: I was kind of cradling my phone on my shoulder,

1521
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,960
Speaker 5: you know, like you do, Yeah, and likely calling the

1522
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,479
Speaker 5: girl that didn't want to talk to me or come

1523
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:38,439
Speaker 5: to the party. I was at yep, and it slipped

1524
01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:40,439
Speaker 5: out and just landed directly in one of the beer

1525
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:43,760
Speaker 5: beer palm cups. That thing was dead as hell.

1526
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,360
Speaker 3: A fifty three year old man in California will spend

1527
01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:50,800
Speaker 3: nearly a decade behind bars for stabbing an elderly stranger

1528
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:54,200
Speaker 3: on a hiking trail. Well, a guy had to come

1529
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,840
Speaker 3: and he made eye contact with him, Dick. I know

1530
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 3: at first you're thinking, well, that's rude, but oh, that's

1531
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,200
Speaker 3: not the case. He made eye contact with him.

1532
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:03,320
Speaker 2: The hell you looking at.

1533
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 3: At about two forty December thirty, first officers responded to

1534
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 3: a reported stabbing at the CV Link, a pathway for

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01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,519
Speaker 3: pedestrians and low speed electric vehicles in the city of

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01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:17,120
Speaker 3: Palm Springs. In an interview with investigators, the victims said

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01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,080
Speaker 3: he was just walking on the hiking trail when he

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01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:21,439
Speaker 3: made eye contact with a man on the trail as

1539
01:15:21,479 --> 01:15:22,000
Speaker 3: they passed.

1540
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:24,920
Speaker 6: I won see, but did he not do the typical

1541
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 6: soft smile that you're supposed to do when you walk

1542
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,280
Speaker 6: past people while you're hiking.

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01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,160
Speaker 3: They didn't mention what his mouth was doing. Well, there

1544
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 3: you go, the victim said. About fifteen minutes later, as

1545
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,679
Speaker 3: he headed toward home, the suspect was still in the area.

1546
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:39,920
Speaker 3: The suspect put on a ski mask, approached while yelling profanities,

1547
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,559
Speaker 3: and assaulted the victim, knocking him to the ground. But

1548
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:45,040
Speaker 3: it wasn't until after the altercation he learned him been

1549
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,800
Speaker 3: stabbed by some surprise cutlery. And this was an old

1550
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 3: time round, yeah a, but in his seventies they saw,

1551
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 3: oh god. About two weeks ago, officers finally located that

1552
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:57,160
Speaker 3: suspect who fled on foot when he saw cops closing in.

1553
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,240
Speaker 3: But they were faster and he was apprehended following wing

1554
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:01,080
Speaker 3: a brief chase.

1555
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:04,080
Speaker 2: Man. Whatever whatever happened, Josh to the old days when

1556
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:08,519
Speaker 2: the jogging trail usually just meant indecent exposure.

1557
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,800
Speaker 3: Right, you just whip it out and everybody understood well,

1558
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:14,280
Speaker 3: my fault for jogging. Nobody got mad.

1559
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:17,200
Speaker 6: This guy must have, like I don't know, planned to

1560
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 6: have some type of confrontation that day for him to

1561
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,479
Speaker 6: already have a ski mask.

1562
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was. He showed up looking to hurt something.

1563
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:24,880
Speaker 2: You're right, he didn't know who it was gonna be.

1564
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, between the wieners and the eye contact, I think

1565
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,720
Speaker 5: it's just a good rule of thumb to stay off

1566
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 5: jogging trails altogether.

1567
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:31,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree.

1568
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:32,280
Speaker 5: He never knows you're gonna get.

1569
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 2: You guys know this already. But one of my best

1570
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:37,840
Speaker 2: grade school buddies ended up being our neighborhood jogging trail

1571
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 2: pecker flasher. That was his thing.

1572
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,400
Speaker 3: That's pretty disturbing. It didn't work out for him.

1573
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:47,040
Speaker 2: No, he ended up getting in a lot of trouble.

1574
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:50,000
Speaker 4: But did he show up to the last reunion you have?

1575
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no.

1576
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:52,960
Speaker 3: They won't let him out.

1577
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:54,439
Speaker 5: I think they have to go to him if they

1578
01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:55,240
Speaker 5: want to have a ready.

1579
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,360
Speaker 2: Yes, we have to make an appointment.

1580
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:05,840
Speaker 3: There's visiting hours, there's a strip search before you go

1581
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:06,599
Speaker 3: in everything.

1582
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 2: But that's how he started his criminal career, was being

1583
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,799
Speaker 2: the jogging trail rod flash.

1584
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:15,120
Speaker 5: I think you gotta start somewhere.

1585
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:17,720
Speaker 3: Those are the real scary ones, right If they start there,

1586
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 3: worry how far that's gonna go.

1587
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:21,439
Speaker 6: My mom used to warn me about that all the

1588
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:23,519
Speaker 6: time because I liked to back when I used to

1589
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 6: run outside, and I always thought she was crazy until

1590
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:31,519
Speaker 6: one time I was like jogging, jogging along and all

1591
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 6: of a sudden, some dude just like walked out of

1592
01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:35,760
Speaker 6: the woods. I didn't see any penis, but.

1593
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:36,439
Speaker 4: That that was the.

1594
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:39,639
Speaker 3: Maybe he was peeing.

1595
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:45,000
Speaker 6: No, that was the end of my jogging outside. It's like, nah,

1596
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:46,960
Speaker 6: he could have grabbed me so easily.

1597
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:47,839
Speaker 4: It was so scary.

1598
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:49,440
Speaker 3: Ef I'm getting a gym membership.

1599
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,479
Speaker 2: He could have been just taking the squeeze.

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01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:52,559
Speaker 3: I'm hoping that's the case.

1601
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:55,200
Speaker 2: Was he dressed no inactive wear?

1602
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:55,439
Speaker 6: No?

1603
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 2: Oh, well, then he probably move back their master baking.

1604
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:01,439
Speaker 6: And he looked a little like, why are you outside?

1605
01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:02,840
Speaker 6: You don't seem like the type of person that likes

1606
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:03,560
Speaker 6: to go outside.

1607
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:07,760
Speaker 2: My bro lived in the woods that joined up with

1608
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:10,120
Speaker 2: the jogging trail. He just lived in the woods.

1609
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:11,720
Speaker 4: Oh little little tent.

1610
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:16,120
Speaker 3: No, he just not even a tent.

1611
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:21,120
Speaker 2: He kind of dug himself a hole and that's where

1612
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:22,280
Speaker 2: his sleeping bag was.

1613
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:24,600
Speaker 4: Did he show you this little spot.

1614
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:28,200
Speaker 2: I saw where he lived. Yeah, he'd dug almost like

1615
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,519
Speaker 2: a shallow grave, and that where he put his sleeping

1616
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:35,880
Speaker 2: his sleeping bags, a little pillow held, just sleep in

1617
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 2: the woods. And the sun would come up and he'd think,

1618
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:42,759
Speaker 2: get ready, Penis the joggers, about ready to the early

1619
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,919
Speaker 2: morning joggers. He would get up with the sun, today's

1620
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 2: your day, and he'd start he'd kind of start working

1621
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,160
Speaker 2: on it a little bit. He'd get give himself a halfy,

1622
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,680
Speaker 2: you'd have to, and then he'd walk out to the

1623
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:56,200
Speaker 2: joggers and Papa, good morning.

1624
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:59,200
Speaker 5: Way, just like the joggers needed to stretch before they

1625
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 5: went out there. He had alric on himself as well.

1626
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:02,639
Speaker 3: You know you're in my house.

1627
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:05,479
Speaker 2: Now, kill a squirrel with a bb gun, make a

1628
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,759
Speaker 2: little fire, cook up the squirrel for lunch.

1629
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:09,639
Speaker 4: Scary, Yeah, I'm so scary.

1630
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:14,759
Speaker 3: With stories packed with danger, survival and unforgettable true life moments,

1631
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 3: here's a look at what's new this week in theaters

1632
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 3: and streaming. Jason Statham stars in Shelter. A recluse on

1633
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:24,719
Speaker 3: a remote Scottish island rescues a girl from the sea.

1634
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:28,120
Speaker 3: His act of kindness unleashes a perilous chain of events

1635
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:31,240
Speaker 3: that leads to a violent attack on his home, forcing

1636
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:34,320
Speaker 3: him to confront a turbulent past he thought he left behind.

1637
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:38,720
Speaker 3: Also in theaters, Send Help to Colleagues become stranded on

1638
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:42,040
Speaker 3: a deserted island. The only survivors of a plane crash

1639
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:45,040
Speaker 3: on the island. They must overcome past grievances and work

1640
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 3: together to survive, but ultimately it's a battle of wills

1641
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:50,920
Speaker 3: and wits to make it out alive. The film stars

1642
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:55,679
Speaker 3: Rachel McAdams, Dylan O'Brien, Bruce Campbell, and Dennis Haysburg. Perhaps

1643
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:59,879
Speaker 3: a particular interest to Minnesotan's Miracle The Boys of Eighties,

1644
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:03,880
Speaker 3: Streaming now on Netflix, the new documentary revisits one of

1645
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:07,120
Speaker 3: the most iconic moments in sports history, following a young,

1646
01:20:07,479 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 3: young US hockey team that entered the nineteen eighty Olympics

1647
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:14,240
Speaker 3: as underdogs and emerged as national heroes. Miracle the Boys

1648
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:16,840
Speaker 3: of eighty is told with new footage and first hand

1649
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:19,200
Speaker 3: reflections on that legendary upset.

1650
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:21,280
Speaker 2: We're probably going to bring that up to Randy and

1651
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:23,519
Speaker 2: Brad here in a few minutes too. Can you get

1652
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,479
Speaker 2: this impossible dream? Comes true audio ready for me? Oh yeah,

1653
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:28,760
Speaker 2: I always have to hear that.

1654
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,200
Speaker 3: Yep, I have that ready for you.

1655
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:30,639
Speaker 2: Okay.

1656
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:34,559
Speaker 3: Sunday on Paramount Plus, the streaming premiere of Old Guys,

1657
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 3: starring Christoph Waltz as a contract killer who postpones his

1658
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:42,599
Speaker 3: retirement to train his rebellious replacement, Philip Seymour Hoffman's son,

1659
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:46,280
Speaker 3: Cooper Hoffman, and making its HBO Max premiere. If I

1660
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:49,880
Speaker 3: Had Legs, I'd Kick You, a psychological drama starring Rose

1661
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:52,639
Speaker 3: Byrne as a mom whose mental health unravels as she's

1662
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:56,559
Speaker 3: worn down dealing with her daughter's mysterious illness. Conan O'Brien

1663
01:20:56,600 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 3: plays her therapist, and Christian Slater is her neglect neglecting husband.

1664
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:05,280
Speaker 3: Our coworker and good friend. Christina sent a shout out

1665
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:08,400
Speaker 3: in to the Minneapolis Lakers sixth grade girls basketball team.

1666
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,240
Speaker 3: They're playing in the Adyna Cake Eater Classic this weekend.

1667
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:15,680
Speaker 3: Good luck, girls, and remember to lock in. Congratulations to

1668
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:20,040
Speaker 3: Spamtown brick layer Jesus two years clean and sober today. Congrats,

1669
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:23,840
Speaker 3: he said he's happier than ever before. It's a good milestone.

1670
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:27,280
Speaker 3: Happy birthday tomorrow to school busing Kai Jesus, and a

1671
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:30,960
Speaker 3: happy Birthday tomorrow to Elsa too from I throw dodgeballs

1672
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:33,800
Speaker 3: at kids for a living Jesus. And that's ninety three

1673
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:34,880
Speaker 3: X News.

1674
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:39,520
Speaker 1: Randy Shaver and Brad Riders on the Half Ass Morning Show.

1675
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:47,040
Speaker 13: And now got to Marcus Filino and Adam Klapco throwing

1676
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:50,360
Speaker 13: some nights clap cut trying to get his team energized

1677
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:53,160
Speaker 13: to this one. There's no longer for the Coens tonight

1678
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:55,080
Speaker 13: clock for those down Klino on.

1679
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:59,320
Speaker 2: Top, Ballino on top. He said, a.

1680
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:01,200
Speaker 5: Lot of women in the state I would enjoy that.

1681
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:03,200
Speaker 4: You're not wrong.

1682
01:22:05,479 --> 01:22:07,639
Speaker 2: Marcus had a little scrap last night.

1683
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:10,640
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, did do you watch that video that's up

1684
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:13,519
Speaker 3: on i threx dot com? Right, yeah, I mean it's

1685
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:16,160
Speaker 3: not often you see a guy that makes Marcus look

1686
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:19,280
Speaker 3: not that big. I mean the duty fought what was it,

1687
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:22,160
Speaker 3: Clapa Klapka, It was like five inches tall.

1688
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:24,920
Speaker 2: He was a big dude. You know how Marcus won

1689
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:27,240
Speaker 2: the fight. He hit the other dude with that with

1690
01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:33,160
Speaker 2: the Russian kids wallet. The other guy never recovered. Hello,

1691
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:34,320
Speaker 2: Randy Shaver.

1692
01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:36,160
Speaker 7: Well, hey you're back from the dead.

1693
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. I figured if there's a day to try to

1694
01:22:40,479 --> 01:22:42,719
Speaker 2: check back in. I thought Friday would be a good day.

1695
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,560
Speaker 7: Well, good glad to have you back.

1696
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:47,639
Speaker 2: Brad Ryder.

1697
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,240
Speaker 14: This is your ultimate f off week.

1698
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:54,240
Speaker 2: Kind of turned out that way, yeah, when you're sick.

1699
01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:58,400
Speaker 2: Except yeah, it kind of turned out that way. How

1700
01:22:58,439 --> 01:23:01,240
Speaker 2: you boys been, Brad? Right? Any shaver? Good? God? Good

1701
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:03,120
Speaker 2: good good? Yeah?

1702
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:05,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks again to Brad. He you know he helped

1703
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:07,479
Speaker 3: us out in your stead, is that right?

1704
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1705
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:10,439
Speaker 3: Brad kept yeah coming in, So thank you Brad.

1706
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:11,719
Speaker 5: He kept it going on a Thursday.

1707
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,320
Speaker 2: Did you get Chris Finch fired yet or what?

1708
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,559
Speaker 3: He took time away from that to be here with us.

1709
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:21,800
Speaker 2: Not after last night, and we'll get to that. We'll

1710
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,280
Speaker 2: get to that.

1711
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,599
Speaker 14: I'll say he heard, he heard that I was out

1712
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:26,719
Speaker 14: for his head. So they decided to win last night.

1713
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,479
Speaker 3: That's the motivation he needed.

1714
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,160
Speaker 2: Well, we'll start with the Pig since we started with

1715
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:37,280
Speaker 2: audio thereof Marcus getting in a little slap fight. Pigs

1716
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:41,799
Speaker 2: beat Calgary. They only have a couple three more hockey

1717
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:46,919
Speaker 2: games left before they go on strike for the Olympics. Correct,

1718
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:50,040
Speaker 2: just a couple three left? Yeah, the final final.

1719
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:53,760
Speaker 14: They're tied for second most points in the NHL. So

1720
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:57,960
Speaker 14: I mean, if you told people that set three games

1721
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,280
Speaker 14: before they all started, not All Star break, Olympic break.

1722
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,799
Speaker 14: They were going to be in the number two slot

1723
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:04,880
Speaker 14: in the NHL. I think people would have taken.

1724
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:06,639
Speaker 5: That, especially with the start they had too.

1725
01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:11,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, tied with Tampa Bay. You're correct, Brad Ryder. Tied

1726
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:14,920
Speaker 2: with Tampa Bay for the second most points in the

1727
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:19,639
Speaker 2: entire league seventy two points. College is tight.

1728
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,320
Speaker 7: It's tight though, because Colorado.

1729
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:25,520
Speaker 2: Has one hundred and twenty six points and Dallas.

1730
01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:28,000
Speaker 11: Is right there, man, I mean there. It's a tight,

1731
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,920
Speaker 11: tight race in the central for sure.

1732
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 2: I'm kidding Colorado as seventy nine they've put up so

1733
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:38,240
Speaker 2: far this season. Last night, the final final was three

1734
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:43,240
Speaker 2: to one. Yes, there was an it. There wasn't empty

1735
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:45,639
Speaker 2: net goal that I'm not counting. No, it wasn't scored

1736
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:46,679
Speaker 2: by Marcus Flino.

1737
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:47,439
Speaker 7: No.

1738
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:50,800
Speaker 2: A couple of Randos got in on the deal last night.

1739
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:57,000
Speaker 2: Danila you're off and Vinnie Hinnestrosa, a couple of names

1740
01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:00,840
Speaker 2: you don't hear terribly often. They scored first period and

1741
01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:03,760
Speaker 2: the Pigs kind of took it from there. You got

1742
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:06,439
Speaker 2: old ass Phill there in between the pipes. He made

1743
01:25:06,439 --> 01:25:11,679
Speaker 2: twenty nine saves. Another five to one won. I'll get there,

1744
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:15,640
Speaker 2: five to one and one in their past seven games.

1745
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:19,120
Speaker 14: First two goals were really pretty goals.

1746
01:25:19,479 --> 01:25:24,280
Speaker 2: Well, heindestrosa goal looked to be off sides with that,

1747
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:29,320
Speaker 2: I mean they didn't call it. No, no, no, no, no,

1748
01:25:29,439 --> 01:25:32,719
Speaker 2: it wasn't It wasn't off side. I'm just off sides

1749
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:36,600
Speaker 2: just with the naked eye. He did not appear to

1750
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:40,080
Speaker 2: be on side. He was, but I forget who it

1751
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:44,000
Speaker 2: was that did kind of a cross ice pass at

1752
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:50,040
Speaker 2: chest level and Hiddestroza caught it beautifully with his right

1753
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:54,240
Speaker 2: hand at the blue line, went in and made it happen.

1754
01:25:55,040 --> 01:25:58,000
Speaker 2: So only a couple three more games left. The next

1755
01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:05,280
Speaker 2: will be at ed Mental tomorrow night. Friggin' Patty Cakes.

1756
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:09,160
Speaker 2: I knew this was gonna happen. What a dude.

1757
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:11,360
Speaker 3: Not happy?

1758
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:13,639
Speaker 2: No, I'm not happy.

1759
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:14,880
Speaker 7: It's kind of too bad.

1760
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:20,880
Speaker 2: Patrick Kane playing for the Detroit Red Wings last night.

1761
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:25,479
Speaker 2: He notched an assist and he passed our guy, Mike Madonna.

1762
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:29,920
Speaker 15: Long pass up again. Here's cop joined by Kane. Kane

1763
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:37,480
Speaker 15: has it to Prinkins. Shot there it is at thirteen

1764
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,160
Speaker 15: seventy five for Patrick Kane.

1765
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:46,400
Speaker 2: Take it easy. You didn't like that pasted our guy,

1766
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:50,799
Speaker 2: Mike Madonna, and now Patty Cakes is the highest scoring

1767
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:56,360
Speaker 2: American born player in the history. I think after that

1768
01:26:56,439 --> 01:27:00,559
Speaker 2: assist last night. He well, I mean, then there's the

1769
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:04,439
Speaker 2: Brett Hall thing, right, Oh, I guess I have to

1770
01:27:04,479 --> 01:27:10,120
Speaker 2: explain it state of hockey, the Brett Hall thing with

1771
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:13,000
Speaker 2: the what do they call it, the dual citizenship? I

1772
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:15,519
Speaker 2: mean Brett Hall. If you can, if you consider Brett

1773
01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:21,920
Speaker 2: Hall an American player, then you know Hall has quite

1774
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:25,439
Speaker 2: a well that I mean, not that ninety one.

1775
01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:29,799
Speaker 7: He's not that far behind him.

1776
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:38,760
Speaker 2: So that's the the scandal there. But I mean Mike

1777
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:41,800
Speaker 2: McDonald held that mark for eighteen years.

1778
01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:44,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, it is crazy.

1779
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,840
Speaker 5: Do you hate Patrick Kane Because I.

1780
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:49,599
Speaker 2: Don't hate Patrick Kaine. I'm just kind of milking the bit, Okay.

1781
01:27:49,720 --> 01:27:51,240
Speaker 5: I was just wondering if it was because he passed

1782
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:52,920
Speaker 5: Madonna or is because he was a black Hawk for

1783
01:27:52,920 --> 01:27:53,320
Speaker 5: so long.

1784
01:27:53,479 --> 01:27:57,160
Speaker 2: I did not like him. When the Blackhawks were winning

1785
01:27:57,160 --> 01:28:01,000
Speaker 2: two three Cups there, I did not like that Blackhawks roster.

1786
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:03,120
Speaker 2: I rooted against them at every turn because that's how

1787
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:07,040
Speaker 2: I was raised to root against the Blackhawks. No matter what.

1788
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:10,080
Speaker 2: I don't hate Patrick Kane. I'm just I'm a big

1789
01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:11,160
Speaker 2: Mike Madonna guy.

1790
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:11,799
Speaker 5: We are.

1791
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:13,920
Speaker 2: Eighteen.

1792
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:18,439
Speaker 11: Yeah, and Madonna passed Phil Housley Minnesota guy too. So

1793
01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:22,760
Speaker 11: I mean there's a lot of connections there that are

1794
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:25,320
Speaker 11: now what second and third all time or whatever they are.

1795
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:29,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, and go ahead and dump an asterisk here as well.

1796
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:34,519
Speaker 2: When Madonna passed Phil Housley, he was forty years old.

1797
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:38,519
Speaker 2: Patrick Kane's fifty two years old. He looks good for.

1798
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:43,240
Speaker 5: What's a secret, he'd be.

1799
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,000
Speaker 14: A junior at Cato.

1800
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,719
Speaker 2: So a lot of folks are saying, well, of course

1801
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:57,520
Speaker 2: he's eventually going to break the record. He's fifty two. Apparently,

1802
01:28:57,600 --> 01:29:01,679
Speaker 2: when Patty Cakes broke the record last night, they put

1803
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:08,000
Speaker 2: up some former players on the video board congratulating him,

1804
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,640
Speaker 2: and one of them was Mike Madonna. Oh god, you

1805
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:12,960
Speaker 2: know what I forgot to do. I was gonna maybe

1806
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:14,960
Speaker 2: try to get a hold of Madonna before we went

1807
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:19,720
Speaker 2: on the air to see if he wanted to come

1808
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:22,759
Speaker 2: on with us live and bash Patrick something.

1809
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:26,960
Speaker 5: He just cuts a promo on his ass. Yeah, cuts

1810
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:31,400
Speaker 5: an old w W prom challenges him to a sometimes

1811
01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:32,439
Speaker 5: skate off or something.

1812
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:40,519
Speaker 2: Mike, if you're listening, call and bash Patrick Kane, You're

1813
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:44,000
Speaker 2: like illegitimize his accomplishments.

1814
01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:46,799
Speaker 5: If you can do some of used the steroids or something.

1815
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had Madonna on this pre recorded message and

1816
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:52,479
Speaker 2: he said, I knew at an early age in your

1817
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:57,360
Speaker 2: career you'd be the one chasing this number down. I'm

1818
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:02,559
Speaker 2: sure they're bros. Yeah and yeah with the Blackhawks, I mean,

1819
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:07,639
Speaker 2: my god, those teams were terrific twenty ten to twenty fifteen.

1820
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:09,479
Speaker 2: Didn't they win three Cups in there?

1821
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:10,120
Speaker 5: That sounds right.

1822
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were terrific. I hated them, but they were terrific.

1823
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:22,200
Speaker 2: Earlier this month, Patty Cakes became the fiftieth player and

1824
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:29,599
Speaker 2: fifth American to score five hundred goals. The other four,

1825
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:39,840
Speaker 2: I'm sure none of you can mention Steed, can any

1826
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:41,000
Speaker 2: of you even come close?

1827
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:45,000
Speaker 5: You're gonna sit this one out. I'll just turn my

1828
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:45,519
Speaker 5: bike off.

1829
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:49,639
Speaker 2: The other American born players who have scored five hundred

1830
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:50,640
Speaker 2: career goals.

1831
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:56,160
Speaker 7: Well, MacDonald's gotta be one.

1832
01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:00,240
Speaker 2: Well yeah, why is it well mentioned in this story.

1833
01:31:00,479 --> 01:31:04,479
Speaker 11: Madonna scored has got to have over five hundred goals

1834
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:07,520
Speaker 11: if he has thirteen seventy whatever.

1835
01:31:08,240 --> 01:31:09,040
Speaker 14: I got one.

1836
01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:12,760
Speaker 2: Guess Madonnad's Madonna's in there. I want to be clear

1837
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:15,240
Speaker 2: about something. For whatever reason, he was not mentioned in

1838
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:15,839
Speaker 2: this article.

1839
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,800
Speaker 7: I mean, if you count Brett Hull, he has to

1840
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:19,759
Speaker 7: be there because.

1841
01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:25,880
Speaker 2: Mike Madonna was born in Japan. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Yes,

1842
01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:27,480
Speaker 2: Jeremy Ronick.

1843
01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:32,200
Speaker 8: Brad, Joe Mullen has to be there, Joe Mullin.

1844
01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:35,439
Speaker 2: See now, that makes me feel good to hear someone

1845
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:37,280
Speaker 2: say that out loud, Joe Mullen.

1846
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:39,920
Speaker 5: For the record, Madonna had five hundred and sixty one

1847
01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:40,880
Speaker 5: regular season gas.

1848
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:42,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know why they left him out of

1849
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:43,000
Speaker 2: this conversation.

1850
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:44,560
Speaker 5: Fifty eight in the playoffs.

1851
01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:47,240
Speaker 2: Joe Mullen. I'll give you a hint. A couple of

1852
01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:49,880
Speaker 2: his kids playing the league today. He was a total

1853
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:53,479
Speaker 2: Oh good, chuck yeah, chuck yeah, and then Hull.

1854
01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:56,920
Speaker 5: You guys got there.

1855
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:02,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you did great, you did. That's right. Oh

1856
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:12,200
Speaker 2: Jesus scares me every time. Yeah, congratulations, Patty Cakes. Smug

1857
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:15,679
Speaker 2: little bastard, tiny little guy. Yeah.

1858
01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:17,040
Speaker 5: I just saw that he's five to ten and I

1859
01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:18,120
Speaker 5: was looking at his Wikipedia.

1860
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I think if you had to, Josh, I

1861
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,080
Speaker 2: think you could beat his ass.

1862
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:24,880
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Five tenths too tall. Nobody needs

1863
01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:25,719
Speaker 3: to be five tenths.

1864
01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:32,400
Speaker 2: It's pretty tall. That's ridiculous, show off, crane in your neck,

1865
01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:36,200
Speaker 2: just trying to talk to the guy, all right. Cubby

1866
01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:40,280
Speaker 2: mentioned this in his news report in an effort to

1867
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:44,559
Speaker 2: get everybody jacking it for the upcoming Olympic Ice Hockey tournament.

1868
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:48,080
Speaker 2: Netflix is cutting loose with a new documentary on the

1869
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:52,479
Speaker 2: nineteen hundred and eighty United States Olympic Hockey Club. They're

1870
01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:57,960
Speaker 2: calling it Miracle the Boys of eighty. Boy, they just

1871
01:32:58,120 --> 01:33:01,880
Speaker 2: can't go with out dumping the word miracle in there.

1872
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:07,599
Speaker 2: Does does al Michaels get seventy million dollars every time?

1873
01:33:09,479 --> 01:33:10,320
Speaker 2: Is that? Why?

1874
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:12,559
Speaker 3: What if he did have that trademark somehow?

1875
01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:15,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I'll say it for the ten millionth time.

1876
01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:19,599
Speaker 2: This impossible Dream comes true. Is the superior call by

1877
01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:20,800
Speaker 2: al Michaels.

1878
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:23,759
Speaker 14: Five seconds to the gold medal cord of the gold medal.

1879
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:26,840
Speaker 13: This impossible cream that's true.

1880
01:33:27,640 --> 01:33:29,559
Speaker 2: How come there've never been a documentary made on this

1881
01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:33,719
Speaker 2: hockey clean hockey team that is called the impossible dream

1882
01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:36,040
Speaker 2: or when impossible dreams come true? They always got to

1883
01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:39,880
Speaker 2: hammer us with the miracle thing. I'm just saying, mix

1884
01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:45,799
Speaker 2: it up, al Michaels must have somebody pinned. Anytime anyone

1885
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:49,439
Speaker 2: uses the word miracle in a conversation about that hockey team,

1886
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:51,639
Speaker 2: he gets one hundred million dollars in an old.

1887
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:54,200
Speaker 3: Time cash register to ching every single time.

1888
01:33:54,880 --> 01:33:58,519
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, of course it's one of the most famous

1889
01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:06,000
Speaker 2: upsets in sports history. It'll be coming out today on Netflix.

1890
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:12,840
Speaker 2: So to me, the HBO documentary on the club called

1891
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:16,040
Speaker 2: Do You Believe In Miracles is the best ever made

1892
01:34:16,439 --> 01:34:19,959
Speaker 2: as far as a documentary about that hockey club. Hopefully

1893
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,160
Speaker 2: this one comes close. I guess we'll have to give

1894
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:27,760
Speaker 2: it a look. See And if you haven't seen the

1895
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:30,439
Speaker 2: HBO documentary, which I think they put together on the

1896
01:34:30,439 --> 01:34:36,280
Speaker 2: twentieth anniversary of the win at Lake Placid, it's lights out.

1897
01:34:36,439 --> 01:34:39,920
Speaker 2: It's so perfectly done in every way, shape or form.

1898
01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:43,240
Speaker 2: I know a lot of folks like the movie, but

1899
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,040
Speaker 2: I hate to break this to you. Jim Craig did

1900
01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:48,720
Speaker 2: not make eighty five saves in the third period of

1901
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:52,120
Speaker 2: that game against the Soviet I'm just saying, if you

1902
01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:55,680
Speaker 2: have not seen Do You Believe In Miracles? Watch it.

1903
01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:58,240
Speaker 2: Name any player on the roster, I'll give you their

1904
01:34:58,280 --> 01:34:58,920
Speaker 2: jersey number.

1905
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:01,880
Speaker 5: Go Mike Rizione twenty one.

1906
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:10,280
Speaker 2: Name any other player on the Rockney nine.

1907
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:11,440
Speaker 14: John Errington.

1908
01:35:13,439 --> 01:35:24,080
Speaker 8: Twenty eight, Christian twenty three, Nanny.

1909
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:30,400
Speaker 2: All right, Lou was not wearing a jersey, but I

1910
01:35:30,439 --> 01:35:33,920
Speaker 2: bet he had a Captain Coke in his hand sitting

1911
01:35:33,960 --> 01:35:37,800
Speaker 2: in the building somewhere, all right, Speaking of the Winter Olympics,

1912
01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:43,800
Speaker 2: we're giving it, it says here Josh. Statistically speaking, we're

1913
01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:45,280
Speaker 2: giving it the old Jay Cutler.

1914
01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:48,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like nobody cares based on some of

1915
01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:50,080
Speaker 3: these studies they're throwing out there.

1916
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:55,240
Speaker 6: I mean, I've never really cared, but I'll probably watch

1917
01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:56,080
Speaker 6: a little bit of it.

1918
01:35:56,560 --> 01:36:02,320
Speaker 11: Minnesota is the highest rated state in watching the Winter Olympics,

1919
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:06,000
Speaker 11: and that is a fact. More people watch the Winter

1920
01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:08,240
Speaker 11: Olympics in Minnesota than any other state.

1921
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:10,760
Speaker 5: I can't remember a single time in my life where

1922
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:12,600
Speaker 5: I've deliberately turned it on, you know.

1923
01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:16,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, because it's eight it's twenty eight below here

1924
01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:18,320
Speaker 14: in early February. We got nothing else to do.

1925
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:23,439
Speaker 2: People, They are texting me. Mark Johnson ten, Eric Strobel nineteen.

1926
01:36:26,760 --> 01:36:31,479
Speaker 2: The Winter Olympics hasn't even started yet, and everyone if

1927
01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:36,360
Speaker 2: everyone's given at the Jay Cutler, they start next Friday,

1928
01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:38,880
Speaker 2: a week from today. Oh damn yeh we got to

1929
01:36:38,880 --> 01:36:41,320
Speaker 2: get ready for that, Randy Shaver. A lot of Minnesotans

1930
01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:46,240
Speaker 2: watch it, you say, yes, thousands and thousands of Americans

1931
01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:53,320
Speaker 2: were polled and asked how amped they were amped. That's great,

1932
01:36:54,400 --> 01:36:59,360
Speaker 2: and generally the excitement just isn't there. Says here eighty

1933
01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:04,360
Speaker 2: nine percent of us couldn't give two pumps. I'm kidding.

1934
01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:08,799
Speaker 2: It was thirty percent. Seven they'd watch every seven percent

1935
01:37:08,840 --> 01:37:11,320
Speaker 2: said they watch every day. This that the other thing.

1936
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:14,519
Speaker 2: Men are more excited than women, Older folks are more

1937
01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:20,760
Speaker 2: excited than the young people. This that opening ceremonies. Is

1938
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:23,519
Speaker 2: that something you're drawn to? When? When does Snoop Dogg

1939
01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:24,120
Speaker 2: go on? When?

1940
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:27,000
Speaker 5: Not at all? Yeah?

1941
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:31,000
Speaker 6: I usually watch like the highlights people post on Twitter afterwards.

1942
01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:35,000
Speaker 2: All right, well we'll see maybe something great will happen.

1943
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:39,200
Speaker 2: And I'm not the type that does too many backflips

1944
01:37:39,200 --> 01:37:41,720
Speaker 2: for either of the Olympics.

1945
01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:44,760
Speaker 14: Think it does make it tough when they when they're

1946
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:47,799
Speaker 14: over in Europe. With that, when most of the events

1947
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,679
Speaker 14: have taken place by the time a lot of people

1948
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:52,320
Speaker 14: get home from work and they already know because in

1949
01:37:52,360 --> 01:37:54,519
Speaker 14: our social media world that we live in, they already

1950
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:55,080
Speaker 14: already know.

1951
01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:56,439
Speaker 2: The vols that's true.

1952
01:37:56,520 --> 01:37:57,360
Speaker 7: Yeah it does.

1953
01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:01,920
Speaker 14: Yes, yeah, that's so why watch it? Why watch it

1954
01:38:01,920 --> 01:38:03,120
Speaker 14: when you already know what happened?

1955
01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:06,680
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, Neither the Summer or the Winter Olympics

1956
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:10,360
Speaker 2: really grabbed me too terribly. I'm sure I'll check out

1957
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:12,519
Speaker 2: a little bit of this or that just because it's

1958
01:38:12,560 --> 01:38:13,479
Speaker 2: it's something different.

1959
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:16,120
Speaker 5: I take back what I said about never deliberately watching

1960
01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:18,559
Speaker 5: the Winter Olympics, because I definitely remember waking up early

1961
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:21,559
Speaker 5: to watch that game where tj Oshi scored like forty

1962
01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:25,559
Speaker 5: seven shootout goals, and I remember that, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1963
01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:27,760
Speaker 5: watch I don't know, it's like, what so they're just

1964
01:38:27,760 --> 01:38:30,479
Speaker 5: gonna let me he gets to keep going huh.

1965
01:38:30,040 --> 01:38:37,160
Speaker 2: Frigging shootout Rob McClanahan twenty four a week from today.

1966
01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:41,040
Speaker 2: So there you go. Currently, no one's really touching themselves.

1967
01:38:43,439 --> 01:38:46,920
Speaker 2: But uh, we'll see when when it kicks off.

1968
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:49,240
Speaker 14: Tomorrow.

1969
01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:53,120
Speaker 8: Three.

1970
01:38:51,479 --> 01:38:51,679
Speaker 5: Um.

1971
01:38:54,560 --> 01:38:56,240
Speaker 2: I mean I'm trying to think here, I'm trying to

1972
01:38:56,240 --> 01:39:00,840
Speaker 2: think over my lifetime other than the hockey tournament, what

1973
01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:04,559
Speaker 2: have I really ever been drawn to As far as

1974
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:07,960
Speaker 2: the winter events. I do like to watch those sorry

1975
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:13,240
Speaker 2: some bitches fall off that ski jump that watching.

1976
01:39:13,160 --> 01:39:14,520
Speaker 4: Watching watching snowboarding.

1977
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:16,000
Speaker 2: I don't get into.

1978
01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:17,519
Speaker 3: Me too.

1979
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:22,760
Speaker 2: Watching those some bitches hang in the air when they

1980
01:39:22,800 --> 01:39:27,639
Speaker 2: when they fall off that ski jump. That's something slalom skiing,

1981
01:39:27,760 --> 01:39:28,519
Speaker 2: Is that what I think?

1982
01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:32,679
Speaker 11: I think the ski event people like that. I think

1983
01:39:32,720 --> 01:39:34,839
Speaker 11: that there's a lot of there's a lot of appeal

1984
01:39:34,960 --> 01:39:35,320
Speaker 11: for that.

1985
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:37,439
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know, crazy how fast they go.

1986
01:39:37,840 --> 01:39:40,000
Speaker 2: That doesn't that that's ever done a damn thing for me,

1987
01:39:40,200 --> 01:39:40,759
Speaker 2: the skiing.

1988
01:39:41,920 --> 01:39:44,040
Speaker 3: I never really got into the skating too much.

1989
01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:49,440
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the highlight of the Olympics.

1990
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:52,080
Speaker 11: That's what most viewers will watch.

1991
01:39:52,120 --> 01:39:54,320
Speaker 3: The figure get a figure skins. That's why I've heard

1992
01:39:54,320 --> 01:39:55,080
Speaker 3: that people love that.

1993
01:39:55,479 --> 01:39:59,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's the number one event and usually and usually

1994
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:03,240
Speaker 11: women's figure skatingh.

1995
01:40:02,240 --> 01:40:04,120
Speaker 5: It's gotten soft back in my day that yous have

1996
01:40:04,160 --> 01:40:06,880
Speaker 5: crowbars involved. Is a lot more exciting figure.

1997
01:40:06,560 --> 01:40:15,840
Speaker 2: Skating, uh Buz Schneider twenty five, Come on, you guys. Timberwolve,

1998
01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:22,040
Speaker 2: Sir Dave silk Ate Timberwolves made twenty two to three

1999
01:40:22,080 --> 01:40:26,080
Speaker 2: point buckets last night against the Oklahoma City Thunders. That

2000
01:40:26,120 --> 01:40:29,680
Speaker 2: ought to do it most nights, right should and they

2001
01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:36,200
Speaker 2: beat those obnoxious idiots by twelve and for the millionth time.

2002
01:40:37,080 --> 01:40:40,360
Speaker 2: You know, they played with this intensity last night for

2003
01:40:40,439 --> 01:40:42,639
Speaker 2: the millionth time. We'd love to see that more often.

2004
01:40:44,160 --> 01:40:47,839
Speaker 2: The twenty two to three point baskets matched a season high.

2005
01:40:48,320 --> 01:40:50,080
Speaker 2: They were pouring them in right from the get go.

2006
01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:53,680
Speaker 2: Edward scored twenty six, Jaden McDaniels twenty one. He was

2007
01:40:53,680 --> 01:40:56,840
Speaker 2: five for five from the three point line. I was

2008
01:40:56,920 --> 01:40:59,360
Speaker 2: Reid eighteen. So they won three in a row now

2009
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:00,840
Speaker 2: after dumping five in a row.

2010
01:41:01,240 --> 01:41:04,840
Speaker 11: Yep, that's the inconsistency though, right. That's what drives people

2011
01:41:05,240 --> 01:41:08,920
Speaker 11: crazy about this team, is that they will play great

2012
01:41:09,280 --> 01:41:12,839
Speaker 11: against OKAC and then they'll turn around and look awful

2013
01:41:13,120 --> 01:41:15,040
Speaker 11: against Utah or somebody else.

2014
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:19,320
Speaker 2: It's it drives you crazy. Oklahoma City's lost three of

2015
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:22,360
Speaker 2: its last four games, which is promising. My god, that

2016
01:41:22,439 --> 01:41:25,400
Speaker 2: Gildish Alexander is so friggin overrated it makes me want

2017
01:41:25,439 --> 01:41:32,559
Speaker 2: to puke all over them. And the Timberwolves made the

2018
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:37,599
Speaker 2: Thunders turnovers, Yes, that was the key last night. Made

2019
01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:43,640
Speaker 2: the turnovers hurt. They scored thirty points off of sixteen

2020
01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:47,560
Speaker 2: turnovers that Oklahoma City committed. The Wolves are one of

2021
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:50,800
Speaker 2: the worst fast break teams you'll ever see in your lifetime.

2022
01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:54,120
Speaker 2: Usually when the other club turns to pallover. The Wolves

2023
01:41:54,160 --> 01:41:57,040
Speaker 2: do nothing with it. But last night they had just

2024
01:41:57,080 --> 01:41:57,880
Speaker 2: a great game.

2025
01:41:58,479 --> 01:42:00,760
Speaker 11: Well, and they got some help from the band last night,

2026
01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:05,280
Speaker 11: which was great. Bones Highland helped him out. Nasried certainly

2027
01:42:05,720 --> 01:42:10,640
Speaker 11: had a great game last night. You know, when they

2028
01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:14,160
Speaker 11: play like this, you get excited because they have opportunities

2029
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:16,240
Speaker 11: to do something in the postseason.

2030
01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:19,559
Speaker 7: But we don't see this on a consistent basis. That's

2031
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:20,440
Speaker 7: what's frustrating.

2032
01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:24,559
Speaker 2: Oh, Chris Finch again saved basketball last night. According to

2033
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:29,519
Speaker 2: a listener, that's referring back to when he got thrown

2034
01:42:29,520 --> 01:42:34,040
Speaker 2: out of the private home game against Mark Pavlich sixteen.

2035
01:42:36,240 --> 01:42:38,519
Speaker 2: Up next, they'll play at Memphis tomorrow night.

2036
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:42,599
Speaker 7: Shock to back games in Memphis. Oh yeah, they play

2037
01:42:42,680 --> 01:42:44,360
Speaker 7: back to back against Memphis.

2038
01:42:43,960 --> 01:42:44,960
Speaker 2: Saturday and Sunday.

2039
01:42:45,120 --> 01:42:45,519
Speaker 5: Monday.

2040
01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:47,520
Speaker 2: Oh, Saturday and Monday, Okay.

2041
01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:50,120
Speaker 14: Yeah, game in between, that's right. I don't think I

2042
01:42:50,200 --> 01:42:54,559
Speaker 14: don't think that they should trade for Jannis because last

2043
01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:57,880
Speaker 14: night when you watched Jayden McDaniels, I mean, Milwaukee's gonna

2044
01:42:57,880 --> 01:43:00,479
Speaker 14: want somebody like that in that trade, Pa, And I

2045
01:43:00,520 --> 01:43:02,120
Speaker 14: don't think you can give up a guy like that.

2046
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:05,000
Speaker 7: Everybody's gonna want Jaden McDaniels.

2047
01:43:04,479 --> 01:43:07,040
Speaker 14: Jade mcdie as, you can give him off.

2048
01:43:07,720 --> 01:43:11,559
Speaker 11: He is the one player that everybody covets right now.

2049
01:43:11,800 --> 01:43:15,160
Speaker 11: And there's not a deal that can be made for

2050
01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:16,720
Speaker 11: Yannis that doesn't.

2051
01:43:16,360 --> 01:43:19,960
Speaker 14: Include McDaniels and do that.

2052
01:43:20,160 --> 01:43:25,920
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, but it doesn't mean that they won't. I

2053
01:43:25,960 --> 01:43:28,320
Speaker 7: think the problem with the Wolves.

2054
01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:30,559
Speaker 11: In a deal for Giannis, as we've been talking about,

2055
01:43:30,720 --> 01:43:33,040
Speaker 11: is they don't have draft equity right now.

2056
01:43:33,240 --> 01:43:36,760
Speaker 2: Did you guys talk about this yesterday? We did at BIT.

2057
01:43:37,120 --> 01:43:39,400
Speaker 11: I mean, they don't have the draft equity, so they

2058
01:43:39,439 --> 01:43:43,440
Speaker 11: would require a third, maybe a fourth team get involved

2059
01:43:43,560 --> 01:43:47,400
Speaker 11: in a deal that does have draft equity to give

2060
01:43:47,439 --> 01:43:50,519
Speaker 11: to Milwaukee, because Milwaukee's not gonna just want players, They're

2061
01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:54,559
Speaker 11: gonna want first round picks and things like that. I

2062
01:43:54,560 --> 01:43:56,400
Speaker 11: don't think the Wolf I mean, the Wolves are being

2063
01:43:56,439 --> 01:43:59,880
Speaker 11: discussed as a team there. We'll see, but I just

2064
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:03,519
Speaker 11: don't think if it happens before the trade deadline, I

2065
01:44:03,600 --> 01:44:06,439
Speaker 11: don't think they're a contender. If it happens in the

2066
01:44:06,479 --> 01:44:09,960
Speaker 11: off season, that's different. They might be a contender in

2067
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:10,680
Speaker 11: the offseason.

2068
01:44:10,800 --> 01:44:11,559
Speaker 2: Pretty interesting.

2069
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:14,719
Speaker 14: I think they're better. They're better, They're better, sir, Sorry,

2070
01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:17,320
Speaker 14: They're better served bolstering their bench with a trade or

2071
01:44:17,320 --> 01:44:19,400
Speaker 14: two before the deadline and then playing like they did

2072
01:44:19,520 --> 01:44:20,040
Speaker 14: last night.

2073
01:44:21,439 --> 01:44:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I agree with that. It's interesting

2074
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:32,200
Speaker 2: to picture a guy like Gianni's playing here with Anthony,

2075
01:44:32,240 --> 01:44:35,599
Speaker 2: with Edwards. Yeah, I'd be a one from day one.

2076
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:36,639
Speaker 2: We'll see.

2077
01:44:37,200 --> 01:44:40,000
Speaker 11: I mean, if you gave up Go Bear instead of

2078
01:44:40,080 --> 01:44:44,599
Speaker 11: McDaniels as part of a deal, and even discussing Julius

2079
01:44:44,680 --> 01:44:48,439
Speaker 11: Randall as part of that deal, I think that's a

2080
01:44:48,479 --> 01:44:49,600
Speaker 11: lot more appealing.

2081
01:44:51,280 --> 01:44:52,720
Speaker 7: But Jaden McDaniels is.

2082
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:59,519
Speaker 2: I mean, when they mentioned Jaden and they mentioned nas Reid,

2083
01:45:00,240 --> 01:45:02,400
Speaker 2: it makes it makes you shrivel up a little bit,

2084
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:02,800
Speaker 2: it does.

2085
01:45:02,960 --> 01:45:03,719
Speaker 7: Yep, yep.

2086
01:45:03,920 --> 01:45:05,960
Speaker 14: I'd give up Reed before i'd give up Dan. And

2087
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:08,559
Speaker 14: I think for sure, one guy you can't. You cannot

2088
01:45:08,600 --> 01:45:10,439
Speaker 14: give it him up. I mean, he's a two way

2089
01:45:10,479 --> 01:45:13,320
Speaker 14: player and he's starting to score more and he's terrific.

2090
01:45:13,760 --> 01:45:15,400
Speaker 5: I just looked it up too. He's on a contract

2091
01:45:15,479 --> 01:45:16,760
Speaker 5: until twenty eight, twenty nine.

2092
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:20,519
Speaker 14: And there's the key, because any team that wants to

2093
01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:22,880
Speaker 14: trade for him knows that they're getting a fabulous two

2094
01:45:22,920 --> 01:45:24,720
Speaker 14: way player and they're not going to have to pay

2095
01:45:24,800 --> 01:45:26,240
Speaker 14: him for in the next three years.

2096
01:45:27,080 --> 01:45:29,160
Speaker 2: This is cute. Someone texted in and said, Hey, did

2097
01:45:29,160 --> 01:45:31,800
Speaker 2: you see the Rudy Gobert air ball at the free

2098
01:45:31,880 --> 01:45:36,840
Speaker 2: throw line? Yeah? Which one? I know? He threw an

2099
01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:38,880
Speaker 2: airball last night at the free throw line. There was

2100
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:41,040
Speaker 2: a game a week ago where he did it twice

2101
01:45:41,040 --> 01:45:48,840
Speaker 2: in the same game. So it's painful Timberwolves possibly possibly

2102
01:45:48,920 --> 01:45:50,799
Speaker 2: linking up with the Greek free car.

2103
01:45:50,840 --> 01:45:53,840
Speaker 11: And here's it, and here's the key to Nick Ghanis actually,

2104
01:45:54,200 --> 01:45:56,960
Speaker 11: according to reports, wants to be here.

2105
01:45:57,920 --> 01:46:01,120
Speaker 7: That may that may be the overriding factor in all

2106
01:46:01,160 --> 01:46:01,360
Speaker 7: of this.

2107
01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:03,880
Speaker 8: Right, If Jannis really wants.

2108
01:46:03,600 --> 01:46:09,519
Speaker 11: To play here and Milwaukee's motivated to have that happen,

2109
01:46:10,840 --> 01:46:14,280
Speaker 11: that may motivate the Wolves to figure out a way

2110
01:46:14,320 --> 01:46:15,000
Speaker 11: to do it too.

2111
01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:24,760
Speaker 2: So suitor twenty Bill Baker six, Uh, yeah, yeah, he

2112
01:46:24,880 --> 01:46:27,160
Speaker 2: wants to be here. That doesn't come out of the

2113
01:46:27,479 --> 01:46:31,960
Speaker 2: yap of too many NBA players. No, not of his stature, No,

2114
01:46:32,080 --> 01:46:33,759
Speaker 2: of his stature. This is the first effort.

2115
01:46:33,800 --> 01:46:35,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why Duran didn't want to come here. Right

2116
01:46:35,840 --> 01:46:36,960
Speaker 5: just last summer.

2117
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:39,040
Speaker 2: To hear any NBA players say I want to end

2118
01:46:39,120 --> 01:46:42,559
Speaker 2: up in Minnesota as a rarity. To have someone of

2119
01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:45,520
Speaker 2: the caliber of Greek freaks say it, it's a first.

2120
01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:48,040
Speaker 14: Oh, we've lived in Milwaukee the last ten years.

2121
01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:49,439
Speaker 5: I was just going to say that this would be

2122
01:46:49,479 --> 01:46:50,320
Speaker 5: an upgrade for him.

2123
01:46:50,400 --> 01:46:58,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ned Braden ten All right, we covered this earlier.

2124
01:46:58,120 --> 01:46:59,800
Speaker 2: I wanted to see what you boys would make of it.

2125
01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:05,599
Speaker 2: Former NFL player by the name of Tyrane Matthew. Oh

2126
01:47:05,680 --> 01:47:07,920
Speaker 2: you went to Louisiana State. He was a great college

2127
01:47:07,920 --> 01:47:11,519
Speaker 2: football player. He was a solid pro too, for twelve

2128
01:47:11,640 --> 01:47:14,719
Speaker 2: years a safety. Played for the Chiefs, played for the Rams,

2129
01:47:14,760 --> 01:47:20,040
Speaker 2: played for the Argonauts Pro Bowl Pro Bowl. Yeah, everyone

2130
01:47:20,040 --> 01:47:22,519
Speaker 2: called him the honey Badger. All right. So he's the

2131
01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:26,639
Speaker 2: latest NFL player to come forward and say I did

2132
01:47:26,720 --> 01:47:28,559
Speaker 2: drugs all the time. Nothing shocking.

2133
01:47:29,960 --> 01:47:31,880
Speaker 5: I think we knew that at the time. I think

2134
01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:33,519
Speaker 5: that's kind of why I got kicked out LSU.

2135
01:47:33,840 --> 01:47:35,960
Speaker 2: That's right. I had forgotten all about the guy. But

2136
01:47:36,000 --> 01:47:40,000
Speaker 2: you're right. So he was on a podcast the other

2137
01:47:40,120 --> 01:47:44,559
Speaker 2: day and there was one original statement that he made.

2138
01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:47,639
Speaker 2: So he used the fake penises. He did the Wizonator routine.

2139
01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:54,000
Speaker 2: Could try to fake, try to fool the drug testers.

2140
01:47:54,040 --> 01:47:57,120
Speaker 2: I think this was even at the college level. He

2141
01:47:57,240 --> 01:48:00,679
Speaker 2: was pulling out plastic rods fake this is to try

2142
01:48:00,680 --> 01:48:06,200
Speaker 2: to fool the but also the pecker had said he

2143
01:48:06,280 --> 01:48:09,639
Speaker 2: was trying to clean out his system for a drug test.

2144
01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:14,480
Speaker 2: He once made himself an interesting cocktail, a bleaching coke.

2145
01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:17,160
Speaker 10: And I'm like, I'm on Google trying to figure out,

2146
01:48:17,160 --> 01:48:18,439
Speaker 10: man got past this test?

2147
01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:18,760
Speaker 2: Right?

2148
01:48:18,920 --> 01:48:19,719
Speaker 7: These folks keep.

2149
01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:22,520
Speaker 10: Threatening me, right, you know, right, And I'm just scrolling, scrolling,

2150
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:25,400
Speaker 10: and I come across and said, man, just put a

2151
01:48:25,439 --> 01:48:27,960
Speaker 10: little bleach in the top and put it in your

2152
01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:31,120
Speaker 10: Coca cola. And so I did that, and I'm like, yo,

2153
01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:34,479
Speaker 10: what the like the fuck? My whole inside was just

2154
01:48:34,520 --> 01:48:36,599
Speaker 10: like eructing, you know what I'm saying. I ended up

2155
01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:39,120
Speaker 10: throwing that up. And I was at that point like,

2156
01:48:39,200 --> 01:48:42,120
Speaker 10: man ran out of tricks, right, I don't know what

2157
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:42,400
Speaker 10: to do.

2158
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:49,000
Speaker 4: Drugs, And said like, hey, do this that a hole?

2159
01:48:49,160 --> 01:48:50,120
Speaker 4: Whoever boast of that?

2160
01:48:50,360 --> 01:48:50,559
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2161
01:48:50,640 --> 01:48:52,559
Speaker 5: Really, you know, it's like a test to see if

2162
01:48:52,560 --> 01:48:55,200
Speaker 5: somebody's dumb enough to try trying to kill people.

2163
01:48:56,000 --> 01:49:00,240
Speaker 2: So he mixed himself up a bleaching coke and he

2164
01:49:00,360 --> 01:49:04,240
Speaker 2: drank it because he thought he would just piss pure

2165
01:49:04,280 --> 01:49:08,040
Speaker 2: gold or something, he would clean all the drugs. And

2166
01:49:08,080 --> 01:49:10,240
Speaker 2: he said it made him awful, terrible sick cubby.

2167
01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:13,599
Speaker 3: Oh, I would imagine it should that kills people.

2168
01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:21,160
Speaker 2: Yes, he was spraying out the back end. God, he

2169
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:23,519
Speaker 2: said he thought his insides were going to fall out

2170
01:49:23,520 --> 01:49:27,160
Speaker 2: of his ass. So that's a that's a new one

2171
01:49:27,200 --> 01:49:28,360
Speaker 2: for me, the bleaching coke.

2172
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:32,760
Speaker 5: Anyone here ever had to sweat out a drug test?

2173
01:49:33,439 --> 01:49:36,920
Speaker 3: No, I mean nope, I've never done drugs. Yeah, We've

2174
01:49:36,920 --> 01:49:39,400
Speaker 3: mentioned it before many many years ago. They used to

2175
01:49:39,439 --> 01:49:42,000
Speaker 3: always like quote unquote threaten us, like, hey, just so

2176
01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:45,240
Speaker 3: you know, within the next couple of months, never had one.

2177
01:49:45,560 --> 01:49:49,280
Speaker 6: Anytime a job would I'd go through the interview process

2178
01:49:49,360 --> 01:49:51,760
Speaker 6: and then you know, after the first interview they'd be like, yep,

2179
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:53,200
Speaker 6: and then next is a drug test.

2180
01:49:53,240 --> 01:49:55,120
Speaker 4: I would just not call back.

2181
01:49:55,160 --> 01:49:55,839
Speaker 5: Bye Felicia.

2182
01:49:57,080 --> 01:49:59,600
Speaker 4: Serious, I'm like, like, what am I supposed to do?

2183
01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:02,640
Speaker 6: It's like next week, Like, there's no way it's not

2184
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:04,120
Speaker 6: going to get out of your system in a week.

2185
01:50:04,200 --> 01:50:07,040
Speaker 4: I had a buddy that I worked.

2186
01:50:06,720 --> 01:50:11,160
Speaker 6: With him at a sandwich shop and he smoked so

2187
01:50:11,479 --> 01:50:14,000
Speaker 6: much weed, like I've never met somebody that smoked that

2188
01:50:14,160 --> 01:50:17,800
Speaker 6: much weed, and he wanted to go and join the

2189
01:50:18,160 --> 01:50:20,400
Speaker 6: Marines I believe it was or the Navies and one

2190
01:50:20,439 --> 01:50:24,120
Speaker 6: of those those situations, and it ended up taking him

2191
01:50:24,160 --> 01:50:26,599
Speaker 6: like he kept testing at home, testing at home, testing home.

2192
01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:29,240
Speaker 6: It took him like three months to get it completely

2193
01:50:29,240 --> 01:50:30,000
Speaker 6: out of his system.

2194
01:50:30,080 --> 01:50:30,880
Speaker 4: It was insane.

2195
01:50:31,040 --> 01:50:32,720
Speaker 5: You guys need a friend like me. I peed for

2196
01:50:32,760 --> 01:50:34,200
Speaker 5: some friends a couple of times in college.

2197
01:50:34,800 --> 01:50:34,960
Speaker 11: Yeah.

2198
01:50:35,040 --> 01:50:37,280
Speaker 6: See, I thought about that for one of the jobs,

2199
01:50:37,280 --> 01:50:38,800
Speaker 6: and I was like, am I seriously doing this for

2200
01:50:38,840 --> 01:50:39,960
Speaker 6: like eleven bucks an hour?

2201
01:50:40,040 --> 01:50:41,519
Speaker 4: I'm at this is doing too much?

2202
01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:43,280
Speaker 3: Didn't you say, Nick, you used to have a buddy

2203
01:50:43,280 --> 01:50:44,880
Speaker 3: that would like warm it up in a gas station

2204
01:50:45,040 --> 01:50:46,040
Speaker 3: microwave or something.

2205
01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:51,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, trifling the guy that I knew that gave

2206
01:50:51,360 --> 01:50:54,439
Speaker 2: me the creeps. This was when I was a nineteen

2207
01:50:54,479 --> 01:50:58,439
Speaker 2: year old kid and I was the foreman at a

2208
01:50:58,920 --> 01:51:05,520
Speaker 2: warehouse for the night shift, and we got some characters

2209
01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:09,760
Speaker 2: in there temps. Every night there'd be a new bustloaded

2210
01:51:09,880 --> 01:51:12,479
Speaker 2: temps and it was a horror show. I mean some

2211
01:51:12,520 --> 01:51:15,599
Speaker 2: of these people were completely uncorked and were just showing

2212
01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:17,760
Speaker 2: up for one night's work so they could go buy

2213
01:51:17,880 --> 01:51:20,479
Speaker 2: meth or crack or whatever. Right, it was fun. Me

2214
01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:24,200
Speaker 2: and my pal Daane, we were nineteen eighteen, even years old,

2215
01:51:24,320 --> 01:51:28,280
Speaker 2: seventeen actually, and we were the night shift foreman of

2216
01:51:28,320 --> 01:51:32,920
Speaker 2: this warehouse. So it was one guy lived in a tree.

2217
01:51:34,040 --> 01:51:35,880
Speaker 4: I remember you're telling you about that guy.

2218
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:38,960
Speaker 6: And that's one of like what two or three people

2219
01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:41,560
Speaker 6: you know that used to hang out in trees.

2220
01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:46,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's a ninja.

2221
01:51:44,880 --> 01:51:47,679
Speaker 2: That there was, the junior high ninja kid. He didn't

2222
01:51:47,720 --> 01:51:50,599
Speaker 2: live in the tree, but he would just chill up there,

2223
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:51,479
Speaker 2: chill up there.

2224
01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:54,080
Speaker 3: Wait for some victims.

2225
01:51:55,000 --> 01:51:57,559
Speaker 2: One guy lived in a tree right outside the warehouse.

2226
01:51:57,560 --> 01:52:01,439
Speaker 2: He showed us. We were like, I think we were

2227
01:52:01,520 --> 01:52:04,400
Speaker 2: leaving the warehouse one night and he was just standing

2228
01:52:05,040 --> 01:52:07,720
Speaker 2: on the property. We're like, well, did you miss the

2229
01:52:07,720 --> 01:52:12,120
Speaker 2: bus out of here? No, no, I'm here, and he

2230
01:52:12,160 --> 01:52:14,639
Speaker 2: showed us that he lived in a tree. Anyway, this

2231
01:52:14,720 --> 01:52:17,920
Speaker 2: dude came in and he was real squirrely, real squirrely.

2232
01:52:17,960 --> 01:52:20,920
Speaker 2: I mean, we had to be careful. And the dude

2233
01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:24,879
Speaker 2: asked me, I'm supposedly the you know in quotes the boss.

2234
01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:28,240
Speaker 2: He asked me, could I would you piss in a

2235
01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:31,800
Speaker 2: cup for me? I got to take a drug test,

2236
01:52:32,080 --> 01:52:34,160
Speaker 2: probation kind of a thing. I said, no, I'm not

2237
01:52:34,320 --> 01:52:37,120
Speaker 2: pissing in a cup for you. And then that that

2238
01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:39,519
Speaker 2: evening when we had dinner, you know, all the everyone

2239
01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:42,600
Speaker 2: in the break room. Somebody asked him, you know you

2240
01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:45,280
Speaker 2: got a drug test coming up? Huh? And he's like, yeah,

2241
01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:48,599
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm gonna do, you know, he said, usually,

2242
01:52:48,680 --> 01:52:50,960
Speaker 2: And this is where I just to chill up my spine,

2243
01:52:51,000 --> 01:52:54,720
Speaker 2: he said, usually, I'm pretty good. I just wring out

2244
01:52:54,720 --> 01:52:55,759
Speaker 2: my baby's diapers.

2245
01:52:56,200 --> 01:52:58,960
Speaker 5: I've seen that in TV shows, a movie jail, jail.

2246
01:52:59,400 --> 01:53:00,320
Speaker 4: That's not right.

2247
01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:04,759
Speaker 6: Oh, I can't imagine ringing out a diapers, but gosh,

2248
01:53:04,760 --> 01:53:06,000
Speaker 6: he goes through a lot of breast milk.

2249
01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:10,120
Speaker 2: I can tell you that, so I never I don't.

2250
01:53:10,400 --> 01:53:14,120
Speaker 2: The microwave story is familiar, though there was someone told.

2251
01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:16,400
Speaker 3: Us that there's like there would show up at like

2252
01:53:16,439 --> 01:53:19,519
Speaker 3: a gas station and microwave it there.

2253
01:53:22,560 --> 01:53:24,440
Speaker 5: Chuck wagg has got urine contamination.

2254
01:53:25,920 --> 01:53:29,760
Speaker 2: Here's a question from Wolfpack softball Jesus. He said, was

2255
01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:31,519
Speaker 2: that the dude who lived in a tree was at

2256
01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:35,200
Speaker 2: the same guy who ate a baby bird? No, no,

2257
01:53:35,840 --> 01:53:39,479
Speaker 2: it was a different guy, another guy who swallowed a

2258
01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:48,320
Speaker 2: baby bird? Oh for weed? Yes, in trade for weed?

2259
01:53:49,800 --> 01:53:50,040
Speaker 7: Yep?

2260
01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:55,559
Speaker 2: What are we talking about? Oh? Yeah, I don't know

2261
01:53:55,600 --> 01:54:00,559
Speaker 2: what else? Oh, what are your plans per day? Super

2262
01:54:00,560 --> 01:54:02,479
Speaker 2: Bowl Sunday coming up? In a couple of days are

2263
01:54:02,520 --> 01:54:05,920
Speaker 2: you hostings? Come on? Tell me whoa are you going out?

2264
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:07,679
Speaker 14: Next week? A week next?

2265
01:54:07,760 --> 01:54:10,880
Speaker 2: Nick? I know, I'm kidding. Let's talk a little bit

2266
01:54:10,880 --> 01:54:14,280
Speaker 2: about Sam Donald. He's above the law now he's won

2267
01:54:14,360 --> 01:54:18,519
Speaker 2: the big game. Yeah, he's cool. Grandpa one more step

2268
01:54:18,520 --> 01:54:22,080
Speaker 2: to immortality. Yeah? What did you guys talk about the

2269
01:54:22,120 --> 01:54:23,160
Speaker 2: grandpa yesterday? Yeah?

2270
01:54:23,200 --> 01:54:26,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, Sorry, but we didn't hear your opinion on it.

2271
01:54:26,960 --> 01:54:28,200
Speaker 2: I don't have an opinion on it.

2272
01:54:29,840 --> 01:54:33,520
Speaker 3: What about the name of grandpa? It's too late, okay, shoot,

2273
01:54:33,920 --> 01:54:34,320
Speaker 3: too late.

2274
01:54:34,520 --> 01:54:36,800
Speaker 4: I should have said Nathan, should have pretended we never

2275
01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:37,440
Speaker 4: talked about it.

2276
01:54:39,160 --> 01:54:41,600
Speaker 2: Well, I have more Sam Darnald stuff. So you talked

2277
01:54:41,600 --> 01:54:47,920
Speaker 2: about his grandpa, Dick Hammer, Ye, who was a Marlborough man. Okay,

2278
01:54:47,920 --> 01:54:54,240
Speaker 2: well I have other information here. Okay, his grandmother? No, no, no,

2279
01:54:54,280 --> 01:54:56,360
Speaker 2: you didn't talk about his great Did you talk about

2280
01:54:56,360 --> 01:54:57,240
Speaker 2: his great grandmother?

2281
01:54:57,600 --> 01:54:57,720
Speaker 3: Oh?

2282
01:54:57,800 --> 01:54:59,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we talked about her.

2283
01:54:59,520 --> 01:55:04,520
Speaker 2: Which on which side that maternal? Oh? Yeah, I got

2284
01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:05,480
Speaker 2: something on the other one.

2285
01:55:07,800 --> 01:55:08,440
Speaker 4: What about her?

2286
01:55:08,920 --> 01:55:11,000
Speaker 2: She was a serial killer?

2287
01:55:11,120 --> 01:55:15,320
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, there's always got to be one.

2288
01:55:16,720 --> 01:55:18,320
Speaker 5: In every family, every.

2289
01:55:18,080 --> 01:55:24,080
Speaker 2: Family, and she saved all the skulls and would put

2290
01:55:24,120 --> 01:55:29,520
Speaker 2: on morbid puppet shows for children.

2291
01:55:30,720 --> 01:55:31,840
Speaker 3: How the hell did we miss that?

2292
01:55:32,040 --> 01:55:35,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. All you talked about was Dick Hammer

2293
01:55:35,320 --> 01:55:35,760
Speaker 2: the grandpa.

2294
01:55:35,840 --> 01:55:36,920
Speaker 3: Yeah we didn't bring that up.

2295
01:55:37,360 --> 01:55:39,240
Speaker 2: Talk about his great great great grandma.

2296
01:55:40,760 --> 01:55:42,880
Speaker 3: With all the crying children in the crowd.

2297
01:55:43,120 --> 01:55:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, yeah, that was what I had.

2298
01:55:52,280 --> 01:55:55,080
Speaker 5: Well, now one do we talk about?

2299
01:55:58,440 --> 01:56:03,680
Speaker 2: Well, Randy Shaver, this is great, This is great. The

2300
01:56:03,800 --> 01:56:06,440
Speaker 2: listener texted me a couple of days ago and said,

2301
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:09,640
Speaker 2: you got to let Randy know, and you can. I'm

2302
01:56:09,640 --> 01:56:12,160
Speaker 2: sure you can find this on your on the on

2303
01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:16,400
Speaker 2: the internet or something here. That perfect timing you're spending

2304
01:56:17,080 --> 01:56:21,040
Speaker 2: spending the few weeks down there in Florida. Yep, the

2305
01:56:21,080 --> 01:56:23,000
Speaker 2: Florida State Fair is starting soon.

2306
01:56:23,600 --> 01:56:27,000
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh they do?

2307
01:56:28,480 --> 01:56:30,240
Speaker 2: You have to look it up. All I know is

2308
01:56:30,960 --> 01:56:33,880
Speaker 2: a listener texted me and said, this is it would

2309
01:56:33,880 --> 01:56:34,120
Speaker 2: do it in.

2310
01:56:34,080 --> 01:56:38,080
Speaker 11: The wintertime because the weather's not dramatic, you know, it's

2311
01:56:38,200 --> 01:56:38,840
Speaker 11: not too hot.

2312
01:56:39,640 --> 01:56:40,720
Speaker 8: The Sampa, Florida.

2313
01:56:41,280 --> 01:56:43,120
Speaker 2: It's in Tampa. When does it begin?

2314
01:56:43,400 --> 01:56:47,680
Speaker 5: February fifth through the sixteenth. February fifth through the sixteenth.

2315
01:56:47,840 --> 01:56:51,640
Speaker 3: Oh really, okay, dude, well there'd be a pripet show.

2316
01:56:52,680 --> 01:56:55,760
Speaker 14: I'm looking it up here too, looks pretty good. They

2317
01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:57,640
Speaker 14: got livestock there too, Randy.

2318
01:56:57,520 --> 01:57:02,240
Speaker 2: Of course, Well goodness. A listener texts said, this is

2319
01:57:02,280 --> 01:57:05,160
Speaker 2: this is so perfect. Randy is such an enthusiast of

2320
01:57:05,200 --> 01:57:08,960
Speaker 2: the Minnesota State Fair. Wouldn't it be something if he

2321
01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:10,640
Speaker 2: was able to check out a state fair in a

2322
01:57:10,680 --> 01:57:12,040
Speaker 2: different part of the country.

2323
01:57:12,160 --> 01:57:13,760
Speaker 3: You're interested in your thoughts.

2324
01:57:13,760 --> 01:57:16,160
Speaker 5: I'm trying to find when the Senior Citizen Discount Day is.

2325
01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:18,440
Speaker 3: Tuesdays?

2326
01:57:18,680 --> 01:57:21,440
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I bet they have some dands, Brandy.

2327
01:57:21,480 --> 01:57:24,200
Speaker 5: Is it Tuesdays February eleventh, the Senior Savings Day?

2328
01:57:24,280 --> 01:57:26,600
Speaker 7: Randy, February eleventh? Perfect?

2329
01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:26,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2330
01:57:26,880 --> 01:57:27,760
Speaker 5: Put then the calendar?

2331
01:57:27,960 --> 01:57:31,840
Speaker 2: Did tell us anything you find over there? Data? Yeah,

2332
01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:34,440
Speaker 2: featured acts, anything.

2333
01:57:35,440 --> 01:57:36,680
Speaker 14: I'm on the website here too.

2334
01:57:37,760 --> 01:57:38,120
Speaker 2: I bet.

2335
01:57:38,480 --> 01:57:39,280
Speaker 7: How about this?

2336
01:57:39,440 --> 01:57:45,760
Speaker 11: It doesn't even open during the day until eleven am.

2337
01:57:45,920 --> 01:57:47,680
Speaker 11: Doesn't our State about it?

2338
01:57:47,720 --> 01:57:49,960
Speaker 14: You're already on the website. You're getting your tickets, aren't you.

2339
01:57:50,040 --> 01:57:50,280
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2340
01:57:50,560 --> 01:57:53,360
Speaker 6: Hey, they've got a gun show, but doesn't our fair

2341
01:57:53,480 --> 01:57:53,880
Speaker 6: open it?

2342
01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:54,520
Speaker 2: Like? Yes?

2343
01:57:54,600 --> 01:57:59,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, see the old seniors walking the real lunatics

2344
01:57:59,480 --> 01:58:02,040
Speaker 5: show up of three o'clock in the morning, Oh yeah,

2345
01:58:02,080 --> 01:58:03,880
Speaker 5: and get themselves a spot in line.

2346
01:58:03,880 --> 01:58:06,080
Speaker 2: So when they kick those doors open at six they

2347
01:58:06,080 --> 01:58:08,240
Speaker 2: give be the first one to deep throat a Pronto post.

2348
01:58:08,320 --> 01:58:11,120
Speaker 5: I've broadcasted from the State Fair on for a morning show,

2349
01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:13,280
Speaker 5: and the people you see that are there. It's either

2350
01:58:14,080 --> 01:58:17,440
Speaker 5: old people walking, you know, because getting there walking it's

2351
01:58:17,720 --> 01:58:20,680
Speaker 5: crazy people. Or it's just hungover teenagers walking to their

2352
01:58:20,720 --> 01:58:21,720
Speaker 5: shift at the fries stand.

2353
01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:24,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did that a couple of times early on

2354
01:58:24,200 --> 01:58:26,640
Speaker 3: in the morning. There's like nobody there, though when it

2355
01:58:26,720 --> 01:58:29,000
Speaker 3: seemed like during the morning show at least.

2356
01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:29,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.

2357
01:58:29,880 --> 01:58:31,880
Speaker 14: This is a mess for the people in Florida, though.

2358
01:58:31,880 --> 01:58:33,720
Speaker 14: All the senior people are up early. You got to

2359
01:58:33,720 --> 01:58:35,120
Speaker 14: open the gates three four eleven.

2360
01:58:35,280 --> 01:58:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I wonder what that's about. Why don't they

2361
01:58:37,640 --> 01:58:39,560
Speaker 2: crack the gates till eleven o'clock in the morning.

2362
01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:42,640
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, Randy, I know what you gotta go see.

2363
01:58:42,920 --> 01:58:46,440
Speaker 6: So on February fifth, from twelve pm to twelve thirty pm,

2364
01:58:46,840 --> 01:58:53,760
Speaker 6: he'll be the German juggler boy and.

2365
01:58:54,040 --> 01:58:55,360
Speaker 4: He looks wacky.

2366
01:58:55,480 --> 01:58:57,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, see, you can get him on the show, Randy.

2367
01:58:58,080 --> 01:58:58,600
Speaker 3: That's great.

2368
01:58:58,680 --> 01:59:01,120
Speaker 6: There's gotta be a sea lie in there at some point.

2369
01:59:01,440 --> 01:59:04,880
Speaker 6: Oh my, this actually sounds really really fun. They have

2370
01:59:04,960 --> 01:59:06,920
Speaker 6: a lot of stuff going on racing.

2371
01:59:06,680 --> 01:59:09,600
Speaker 14: Corybird slide. They have a snowbird slide.

2372
01:59:09,800 --> 01:59:13,040
Speaker 2: Check that out, a German juggler and a sea lion.

2373
01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:16,560
Speaker 4: This is so cool. Now I want to go to

2374
01:59:16,600 --> 01:59:17,720
Speaker 4: the Florida State Bear.

2375
01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:25,080
Speaker 2: Well, that's outstanding. What did you say Corgi races? Yep,

2376
01:59:25,440 --> 01:59:27,080
Speaker 2: I mean that's that's a riot right there.

2377
01:59:27,240 --> 01:59:31,600
Speaker 6: They have a three generation family band with high energy

2378
01:59:31,640 --> 01:59:37,080
Speaker 6: and crazy stage. They're called the Dwebs.

2379
01:59:39,480 --> 01:59:41,240
Speaker 2: So we used to have a band around here called

2380
01:59:41,240 --> 01:59:41,879
Speaker 2: the Dwebs.

2381
01:59:43,000 --> 01:59:45,520
Speaker 4: Was there like five year old children in it?

2382
01:59:46,600 --> 01:59:48,480
Speaker 2: This is great. I think you and the wife should

2383
01:59:48,520 --> 01:59:49,960
Speaker 2: check this out. Or are you Are you going to

2384
01:59:50,000 --> 01:59:51,360
Speaker 2: go to the Daytona five hundred.

2385
01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:55,360
Speaker 11: Uh, we are not going to Daytona after what happened

2386
01:59:55,440 --> 01:59:55,880
Speaker 11: last year.

2387
01:59:55,920 --> 01:59:57,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you had a bad experience with rain.

2388
01:59:57,880 --> 02:00:02,280
Speaker 11: So I saw eleven laps of the race. So the

2389
02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:04,360
Speaker 11: answer to that is no, we're not doing that.

2390
02:00:04,440 --> 02:00:06,720
Speaker 2: A couple of listeners texted in curious if you were

2391
02:00:06,760 --> 02:00:11,600
Speaker 2: going to hit the Daytona five hundred again, But you're

2392
02:00:11,640 --> 02:00:13,080
Speaker 2: saying no, No.

2393
02:00:13,680 --> 02:00:16,680
Speaker 11: I did it one time and stood in line for

2394
02:00:16,720 --> 02:00:20,520
Speaker 11: almost three hours to get in, and I mean literally

2395
02:00:20,760 --> 02:00:26,480
Speaker 11: stood in line for three hours and then watched eleven laps.

2396
02:00:26,680 --> 02:00:30,600
Speaker 2: So no Punta Gorda. Jesus who comes from Punta Gorda

2397
02:00:31,360 --> 02:00:34,240
Speaker 2: down by Fort Myers. He has texted in to say

2398
02:00:34,240 --> 02:00:35,880
Speaker 2: that if you go to the State Fair, he will

2399
02:00:35,880 --> 02:00:38,080
Speaker 2: meet you there and he will push the wheelchair.

2400
02:00:40,840 --> 02:00:43,160
Speaker 7: My wife will appreciate that.

2401
02:00:43,320 --> 02:00:44,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, give her a break.

2402
02:00:46,040 --> 02:00:48,400
Speaker 2: But I know what you're talking about. Data. In the

2403
02:00:48,400 --> 02:00:54,160
Speaker 2: early days of my now very regrettable radio career, in

2404
02:00:54,200 --> 02:00:56,400
Speaker 2: the early days, the first couple three years, we would

2405
02:00:56,400 --> 02:01:00,720
Speaker 2: broadcast live, oh yeah, the morning show from the fair.

2406
02:01:01,400 --> 02:01:04,040
Speaker 2: And the people I worked with were all from Detroit,

2407
02:01:04,120 --> 02:01:07,320
Speaker 2: in these awful places, and they thought as soon as

2408
02:01:07,480 --> 02:01:09,560
Speaker 2: we cracked the mics at five thirty, it was going

2409
02:01:09,600 --> 02:01:12,360
Speaker 2: to be beep, beep, beat it, eat eat, and just madness.

2410
02:01:12,400 --> 02:01:14,280
Speaker 2: And so they would.

2411
02:01:15,680 --> 02:01:17,720
Speaker 6: What's the craziest thing you can see right now?

2412
02:01:17,760 --> 02:01:20,360
Speaker 2: They'd be saying, well, where is everybody? What's five thirty

2413
02:01:20,400 --> 02:01:21,520
Speaker 2: in the morning, you moron?

2414
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:24,360
Speaker 6: They're getting coffee and some mini donuts.

2415
02:01:24,400 --> 02:01:25,560
Speaker 4: I'm looking at the tractors.

2416
02:01:25,760 --> 02:01:27,960
Speaker 2: All I ever saw was an old timer walking his

2417
02:01:28,080 --> 02:01:33,840
Speaker 2: cow the the Carnes doing the walk of shame from

2418
02:01:33,920 --> 02:01:37,520
Speaker 2: one trailer to the other, trying to and like, what

2419
02:01:37,560 --> 02:01:40,400
Speaker 2: did you mentioned yeah, I mean a few elderly people

2420
02:01:40,800 --> 02:01:42,720
Speaker 2: heading over to the church breakfast.

2421
02:01:43,160 --> 02:01:46,440
Speaker 3: So yeah, how was your Describe your experience when you

2422
02:01:46,520 --> 02:01:48,520
Speaker 3: had the one year you had the scooter out there

2423
02:01:48,560 --> 02:01:50,320
Speaker 3: like usually you see the old people in there and

2424
02:01:50,360 --> 02:01:53,520
Speaker 3: you said you're was a gout or I can't remember

2425
02:01:53,520 --> 02:01:54,440
Speaker 3: what had you in a scooter?

2426
02:01:54,840 --> 02:01:57,040
Speaker 2: Oh did I ride a scooter at the sad Fair?

2427
02:01:57,880 --> 02:01:59,920
Speaker 2: It must have been gout, I have no memories of.

2428
02:02:00,080 --> 02:02:01,800
Speaker 4: I think that might have been the shirtless year too,

2429
02:02:01,920 --> 02:02:03,040
Speaker 4: with the aggressive nipples.

2430
02:02:05,000 --> 02:02:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was only a few years ago.

2431
02:02:07,360 --> 02:02:11,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't the same year. No, Nick is accused

2432
02:02:11,120 --> 02:02:15,320
Speaker 3: of having aggressive nipples. I personally find them stately and manly.

2433
02:02:16,120 --> 02:02:16,360
Speaker 2: But.

2434
02:02:19,080 --> 02:02:20,760
Speaker 14: Referred to as aggressive before.

2435
02:02:21,360 --> 02:02:23,280
Speaker 2: This was only four or five years ago. I took

2436
02:02:23,320 --> 02:02:25,280
Speaker 2: my shirt off because it was hotter than Dutch love

2437
02:02:26,080 --> 02:02:28,200
Speaker 2: and I was with my wife, my sister, and my

2438
02:02:28,280 --> 02:02:31,760
Speaker 2: sister's daughter, and I mean, I didn't get it. I

2439
02:02:32,480 --> 02:02:37,480
Speaker 2: turned around and they didn't know that I had taken

2440
02:02:37,480 --> 02:02:41,880
Speaker 2: my shirt off, and they all just reeled that's gotta

2441
02:02:41,920 --> 02:02:45,240
Speaker 2: feel good. They thought it was so offensive, and I

2442
02:02:45,280 --> 02:02:47,520
Speaker 2: was like, well, what the hell you know? I said

2443
02:02:47,560 --> 02:02:50,440
Speaker 2: to my sister. We came here in the seventies, there

2444
02:02:50,440 --> 02:02:52,560
Speaker 2: wasn't one single guy at the whole fair that had

2445
02:02:52,560 --> 02:02:55,280
Speaker 2: a freaking shirt on. Why is it so offensive? Now?

2446
02:02:57,960 --> 02:02:59,720
Speaker 2: My niece even asked if it was.

2447
02:03:04,280 --> 02:03:06,160
Speaker 4: Yes, some women can take their shirts off.

2448
02:03:06,160 --> 02:03:09,160
Speaker 2: Now, do you guys remember those days at Randy and Brad.

2449
02:03:09,160 --> 02:03:11,160
Speaker 2: You go to a Twins game, there wasn't one guy

2450
02:03:11,160 --> 02:03:14,600
Speaker 2: who was wearing a shirt. Suddenly, Now, at least in

2451
02:03:14,640 --> 02:03:17,120
Speaker 2: my family, they looked at me like I was in a.

2452
02:03:17,840 --> 02:03:20,320
Speaker 6: Well, honestly, I would probably ask the same thing because

2453
02:03:21,000 --> 02:03:23,520
Speaker 6: especially at like a ballgame, are you allowed to take

2454
02:03:23,640 --> 02:03:25,120
Speaker 6: your shirt off at a ball game?

2455
02:03:25,160 --> 02:03:25,360
Speaker 2: Wait?

2456
02:03:25,400 --> 02:03:26,480
Speaker 3: Good question. I don't know.

2457
02:03:26,480 --> 02:03:28,520
Speaker 14: If I've seen it, It'd be not sure you are anymore.

2458
02:03:28,600 --> 02:03:30,600
Speaker 2: It'd be a shame if you You'd be a shame

2459
02:03:30,640 --> 02:03:31,240
Speaker 2: if you can't.

2460
02:03:31,480 --> 02:03:35,000
Speaker 7: So you can remember spending summers without wearing a.

2461
02:03:34,920 --> 02:03:37,720
Speaker 4: Shirt, Yeah, I have a couple buddies that did that.

2462
02:03:37,880 --> 02:03:39,120
Speaker 4: I loved that.

2463
02:03:39,560 --> 02:03:42,520
Speaker 11: Ten eleven twelve, we were just we never wore shirt.

2464
02:03:42,560 --> 02:03:45,400
Speaker 2: I've said it before. I mean we were hillbillies, me

2465
02:03:45,480 --> 02:03:47,480
Speaker 2: and my group of friends. If it was hotter than

2466
02:03:47,480 --> 02:03:50,720
Speaker 2: seventy degrees, we didn't put a shirt on. I spent

2467
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:55,760
Speaker 2: basically every day every summer from my fifth to twenty

2468
02:03:55,800 --> 02:03:57,520
Speaker 2: fifth birthday without wearing a freaking shirt.

2469
02:03:57,640 --> 02:03:59,400
Speaker 4: But your mom loved that last laundry.

2470
02:04:00,320 --> 02:04:04,320
Speaker 2: So anyway, my sister was the one who called my

2471
02:04:04,400 --> 02:04:05,360
Speaker 2: nipples aggressive.

2472
02:04:08,200 --> 02:04:10,960
Speaker 3: She doesn't seem the type to criticize that personally.

2473
02:04:11,160 --> 02:04:14,480
Speaker 2: My wife was just so embarrassed. And I remember I said,

2474
02:04:14,880 --> 02:04:17,000
Speaker 2: what is wrong? I said, all of you is except

2475
02:04:17,000 --> 02:04:19,240
Speaker 2: for the niece. I said, all you have seen this

2476
02:04:19,280 --> 02:04:22,880
Speaker 2: a million times, but it's totally out of style. Now,

2477
02:04:22,920 --> 02:04:23,640
Speaker 2: I guess.

2478
02:04:24,960 --> 02:04:25,640
Speaker 3: Aggressive.

2479
02:04:25,880 --> 02:04:30,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I remember one time though. We we'll get

2480
02:04:30,080 --> 02:04:32,200
Speaker 2: the hell out of here now in a minute. But

2481
02:04:32,360 --> 02:04:35,480
Speaker 2: speaking of broadcasting live from the fair, this when me

2482
02:04:35,520 --> 02:04:39,720
Speaker 2: and Cubby were doing a show together in the early days,

2483
02:04:40,400 --> 02:04:43,840
Speaker 2: and we're sitting in this stupid booth, and you know,

2484
02:04:43,880 --> 02:04:46,640
Speaker 2: we got the microphones in our yaps, and if we

2485
02:04:46,760 --> 02:04:49,600
Speaker 2: hit one button, we're broadcasting over the air. We hit

2486
02:04:49,640 --> 02:04:52,360
Speaker 2: a different button, we're broadcasting out to the people at

2487
02:04:52,360 --> 02:04:54,360
Speaker 2: the fair, so we could say hello and this and that. Right,

2488
02:04:55,320 --> 02:04:59,520
Speaker 2: and like the Coon Rapids marching band came walking up

2489
02:05:00,040 --> 02:05:02,080
Speaker 2: and they're getting ready to play a song for us,

2490
02:05:02,920 --> 02:05:07,960
Speaker 2: and I didn't know my mic was on to the

2491
02:05:08,040 --> 02:05:11,360
Speaker 2: crowd at the fair, and I turned to cubby, I said,

2492
02:05:11,440 --> 02:05:14,720
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, nothing has changed since high school. The band

2493
02:05:14,800 --> 02:05:20,040
Speaker 2: still a bunch of freaking geeks, and all of their

2494
02:05:20,080 --> 02:05:26,520
Speaker 2: faces changed. They were all excited, bully, they were upset.

2495
02:05:26,960 --> 02:05:28,600
Speaker 3: He didn't know he was being a bully.

2496
02:05:29,160 --> 02:05:30,160
Speaker 2: I didn't move.

2497
02:05:31,400 --> 02:05:31,840
Speaker 4: What do you do?

2498
02:05:31,920 --> 02:05:32,360
Speaker 3: After that?

2499
02:05:32,560 --> 02:05:34,920
Speaker 2: I listened to their song. Yeah, it was a sadder

2500
02:05:35,000 --> 02:05:37,000
Speaker 2: song than they play.

2501
02:05:37,880 --> 02:05:40,640
Speaker 4: Like overly cheered of trying to make them feel better.

2502
02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:42,080
Speaker 2: I was just laughing my nuts.

2503
02:05:43,520 --> 02:05:45,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, they put it in a minor key. It was

2504
02:05:45,920 --> 02:05:48,440
Speaker 3: just it's a sad ballad.

2505
02:05:48,520 --> 02:05:50,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, the trombone was indeed sad.

2506
02:05:50,520 --> 02:05:51,440
Speaker 4: They're all crying.

2507
02:05:52,440 --> 02:05:54,760
Speaker 2: We got all kinds of people texting in now wanting

2508
02:05:54,800 --> 02:06:00,720
Speaker 2: to hear repeat State Fair stories. The crap covered boot

2509
02:06:00,840 --> 02:06:01,640
Speaker 2: was a good one.

2510
02:06:02,640 --> 02:06:04,680
Speaker 4: Didn't you guys watch somebody take a digger.

2511
02:06:04,880 --> 02:06:06,600
Speaker 3: Oh that was terrible.

2512
02:06:06,800 --> 02:06:08,400
Speaker 4: Scooted to the dirt with their teeth.

2513
02:06:08,440 --> 02:06:12,720
Speaker 3: A lady face planted and because where our booth used

2514
02:06:12,720 --> 02:06:15,120
Speaker 3: to be it was basically mud. It covered in hay.

2515
02:06:15,280 --> 02:06:18,360
Speaker 3: It was just so and after a rain it was terrible.

2516
02:06:18,920 --> 02:06:20,800
Speaker 3: And yeah, this I don't even know what happened. I

2517
02:06:21,800 --> 02:06:24,120
Speaker 3: just saw, like towards the end when her face just

2518
02:06:24,200 --> 02:06:25,320
Speaker 3: planted into the ground.

2519
02:06:25,440 --> 02:06:27,520
Speaker 2: We had a roped off area in front of our

2520
02:06:27,560 --> 02:06:31,120
Speaker 2: broadcast booth because we were giving away a unicycle or

2521
02:06:31,160 --> 02:06:35,680
Speaker 2: something stupid. And this lady was walking towards our booth

2522
02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:39,600
Speaker 2: and she had her eyes on the window trying to

2523
02:06:39,600 --> 02:06:41,920
Speaker 2: make out who we were, so she was not looking

2524
02:06:41,960 --> 02:06:44,880
Speaker 2: at where she was walking, and she tripped on the

2525
02:06:44,960 --> 02:06:49,280
Speaker 2: rope that was surrounding that unicycle, and all of her

2526
02:06:49,280 --> 02:06:53,360
Speaker 2: weight dug, all of the weight of her face dug

2527
02:06:53,480 --> 02:06:56,520
Speaker 2: into the dirt that surrounded I had the time of

2528
02:06:56,520 --> 02:06:57,160
Speaker 2: my life with that.

2529
02:06:57,200 --> 02:06:57,840
Speaker 4: Oh I got I.

2530
02:06:58,760 --> 02:07:01,400
Speaker 3: Always pretend I didn't see it. If somebody does has

2531
02:07:01,440 --> 02:07:02,600
Speaker 3: an embarrassing fall.

2532
02:07:02,480 --> 02:07:04,000
Speaker 2: Or why they pointed and laughed at him.

2533
02:07:05,440 --> 02:07:07,480
Speaker 6: Hey, everybody look at this after telling like, oh, I

2534
02:07:07,480 --> 02:07:09,520
Speaker 6: don't even know, I'm the same way, or if somebody

2535
02:07:09,600 --> 02:07:13,160
Speaker 6: says something embarrassing, I just completely ignore them.

2536
02:07:13,360 --> 02:07:17,320
Speaker 2: She walked away so embarrassed. We never saw her again.

2537
02:07:17,440 --> 02:07:20,480
Speaker 3: Oh and she didn't evenly clean her face off afterwards.

2538
02:07:20,480 --> 02:07:22,040
Speaker 4: She's never been back to the state Fair.

2539
02:07:23,280 --> 02:07:26,240
Speaker 2: She moved the crap covered boot. I'll tell that real.

2540
02:07:26,560 --> 02:07:30,320
Speaker 2: So we were like twenty one twenty two, drunk off

2541
02:07:30,360 --> 02:07:35,400
Speaker 2: our ass in the cattle barn, and my buddy, hot Tub,

2542
02:07:35,800 --> 02:07:38,160
Speaker 2: who you want to talk about a guy? He still

2543
02:07:38,200 --> 02:07:39,960
Speaker 2: doesn't put on a shirt, but it's okay. He lives

2544
02:07:39,960 --> 02:07:44,040
Speaker 2: in this one. Hot Tub is loaded, and hot Tub

2545
02:07:44,120 --> 02:07:47,600
Speaker 2: is just a hell raiser me. The two of us

2546
02:07:47,640 --> 02:07:53,240
Speaker 2: see this knee high rubber boot just sitting in the

2547
02:07:53,240 --> 02:07:58,360
Speaker 2: middle of the cowbarn and it is dripping with liquefied cowfeces.

2548
02:07:58,840 --> 02:08:01,440
Speaker 2: So obviously some farm kid must have stepped in the

2549
02:08:01,480 --> 02:08:04,880
Speaker 2: biggest pile of liquefied and it maybe fell off or

2550
02:08:05,240 --> 02:08:08,400
Speaker 2: he just left it there. And hot Tub, being a maniac,

2551
02:08:08,480 --> 02:08:12,480
Speaker 2: picks it up and we walk outside the cowbarn. He

2552
02:08:12,600 --> 02:08:15,760
Speaker 2: walks up and throws it as hard as he can

2553
02:08:16,120 --> 02:08:17,600
Speaker 2: at a complete stranger.

2554
02:08:17,680 --> 02:08:19,280
Speaker 5: Oh my god God.

2555
02:08:20,040 --> 02:08:25,440
Speaker 2: And it goes the whack across this dude's chest. Green

2556
02:08:25,720 --> 02:08:30,920
Speaker 2: brown liquefied cow feces splashes on the chest of this

2557
02:08:31,000 --> 02:08:34,680
Speaker 2: complete stranger, and the guy goes and him and hot

2558
02:08:34,720 --> 02:08:37,840
Speaker 2: Tub hug each other, and they went and gotten each

2559
02:08:37,840 --> 02:08:38,520
Speaker 2: other a beard.

2560
02:08:38,720 --> 02:08:41,320
Speaker 4: He is so lucky that that guy didn't want to

2561
02:08:41,440 --> 02:08:42,280
Speaker 4: kill justin.

2562
02:08:42,160 --> 02:08:44,200
Speaker 2: A friggin bizarre.

2563
02:08:45,240 --> 02:08:48,320
Speaker 3: One of my favorite one of my favorite memories the

2564
02:08:48,400 --> 02:08:51,520
Speaker 3: year we camped at Edge Faster X Fast I can't remember. Shoot,

2565
02:08:51,520 --> 02:08:54,200
Speaker 3: you were married at the time, your first wife and

2566
02:08:54,680 --> 02:08:56,560
Speaker 3: hanging out with hot tub that was a blast. Well

2567
02:08:56,600 --> 02:08:57,880
Speaker 3: that guy, he's a laugh a minute.

2568
02:08:57,920 --> 02:09:00,000
Speaker 2: He's out of his mind. All right, we gotta get

2569
02:09:00,200 --> 02:09:02,480
Speaker 2: out of here. Randy and Brand have a terrific weekend.

2570
02:09:02,560 --> 02:09:06,720
Speaker 2: We'll talk about the super Bowl on Monday. Sounds sure,

2571
02:09:07,000 --> 02:09:09,280
Speaker 2: figure out who wins the game. We'll be back here

2572
02:09:09,280 --> 02:09:17,280
Speaker 2: in a few minutes on the program Morning Shout Minnesota. Now,

2573
02:09:17,360 --> 02:09:19,880
Speaker 2: what what do they want from us? Josh? Our heart

2574
02:09:19,920 --> 02:09:20,480
Speaker 2: and our soul?

2575
02:09:21,760 --> 02:09:23,160
Speaker 3: They've earned it.

2576
02:09:23,600 --> 02:09:26,200
Speaker 5: They get twenty seven more minutes of it?

2577
02:09:26,240 --> 02:09:26,480
Speaker 2: Is it?

2578
02:09:26,560 --> 02:09:27,200
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh?

2579
02:09:27,200 --> 02:09:27,400
Speaker 2: Wow?

2580
02:09:28,120 --> 02:09:28,680
Speaker 5: Twenty six?

2581
02:09:28,760 --> 02:09:32,560
Speaker 3: Now all right, where are we at now?

2582
02:09:32,600 --> 02:09:33,280
Speaker 4: Twenty six and a.

2583
02:09:33,280 --> 02:09:37,200
Speaker 5: Half, twenty five and fifty seconds.

2584
02:09:37,720 --> 02:09:39,040
Speaker 2: It's the Friday Model.

2585
02:09:39,200 --> 02:09:44,320
Speaker 3: Here's a guy that's ready for the weekend.

2586
02:09:44,040 --> 02:09:46,200
Speaker 2: The Friday Model of the ninety three x a half

2587
02:09:46,240 --> 02:09:49,080
Speaker 2: Fast morning Show. You were a freaking out standing crowd.

2588
02:09:48,760 --> 02:09:49,240
Speaker 3: You know it.

2589
02:09:50,360 --> 02:09:52,200
Speaker 2: But where do we go from here? Now? Okay? What

2590
02:09:52,320 --> 02:09:57,640
Speaker 2: is this? Josh is the new Karen?

2591
02:09:57,840 --> 02:09:58,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

2592
02:09:58,040 --> 02:09:59,520
Speaker 3: I don't think we should go with this. I don't

2593
02:09:59,560 --> 02:09:59,960
Speaker 3: like this at all.

2594
02:10:00,360 --> 02:10:02,360
Speaker 5: I felt so bad for you when I saw this, Josh,

2595
02:10:02,400 --> 02:10:03,480
Speaker 5: I don't think that's true at all.

2596
02:10:03,840 --> 02:10:06,320
Speaker 2: Well, don't worry about it, Kubby, you got nothing to

2597
02:10:06,320 --> 02:10:08,800
Speaker 2: worry about. We hit on this a couple of weeks ago.

2598
02:10:09,640 --> 02:10:13,720
Speaker 2: We were wondering, what's the dude version of a Karen?

2599
02:10:14,080 --> 02:10:17,080
Speaker 2: Is it? Chad? Is it? Can? I can't keep up

2600
02:10:17,120 --> 02:10:22,480
Speaker 2: with all this social media crap. Apparently it's Josh. Josh

2601
02:10:22,560 --> 02:10:27,800
Speaker 2: is the new dude version of a Karen. The social

2602
02:10:27,840 --> 02:10:30,480
Speaker 2: media people have decided this. It's too late to do

2603
02:10:30,520 --> 02:10:35,840
Speaker 2: anything about it now, Josh. Social media people decided this,

2604
02:10:35,920 --> 02:10:41,560
Speaker 2: and they uped and shared the characteristics of a typical Josh. Now,

2605
02:10:41,920 --> 02:10:46,480
Speaker 2: none of these characteristics match up with our Josh, old, cubby,

2606
02:10:47,640 --> 02:10:51,280
Speaker 2: nicest guy in town, straighter than a grizzlies pecker. Our

2607
02:10:51,440 --> 02:10:56,400
Speaker 2: Josh is. Well, this is what they've decided. Now he

2608
02:10:56,520 --> 02:11:00,680
Speaker 2: bothered by this, Josh, Well, you know.

2609
02:11:00,680 --> 02:11:02,520
Speaker 3: I don't like to besmirch the name.

2610
02:11:04,400 --> 02:11:05,400
Speaker 2: It's a proud name.

2611
02:11:06,040 --> 02:11:08,600
Speaker 3: Well it's not that I initially liked the name, but

2612
02:11:08,720 --> 02:11:10,160
Speaker 3: I don't want to be the target of this.

2613
02:11:10,800 --> 02:11:15,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can understand it. But if anyone knows you,

2614
02:11:15,360 --> 02:11:22,360
Speaker 2: so here you go. This is These are the characteristics

2615
02:11:22,360 --> 02:11:28,240
Speaker 2: of a Josh that's the new official male Karen A

2616
02:11:28,400 --> 02:11:34,480
Speaker 2: josh is the bane of any woman he's dated.

2617
02:11:35,600 --> 02:11:39,240
Speaker 3: I would hope we mentioned this before. I pretty sure

2618
02:11:39,320 --> 02:11:42,920
Speaker 3: I was on good terms with any relationship that ended.

2619
02:11:43,400 --> 02:11:44,040
Speaker 2: Of course you were.

2620
02:11:44,080 --> 02:11:45,880
Speaker 3: None of them felt bitter, and.

2621
02:11:45,640 --> 02:11:47,040
Speaker 2: Of course you are. Of course you were.

2622
02:11:47,160 --> 02:11:48,920
Speaker 5: If you ever had to end a relationship, I bet

2623
02:11:48,960 --> 02:11:50,560
Speaker 5: you just felt devastated for that person.

2624
02:11:50,880 --> 02:11:52,880
Speaker 3: Well, what I would do, Dana is I would fake

2625
02:11:52,920 --> 02:11:55,760
Speaker 3: my death. And I've moved all around the world.

2626
02:11:57,200 --> 02:11:58,000
Speaker 5: That sounds like you.

2627
02:11:58,720 --> 02:12:04,680
Speaker 2: That's what's so silly about this is this completely contradicts

2628
02:12:04,680 --> 02:12:09,360
Speaker 2: our josh I don't know many. I don't know many

2629
02:12:09,520 --> 02:12:10,560
Speaker 2: josh as Is.

2630
02:12:11,040 --> 02:12:14,040
Speaker 3: I don't either. Actually I've never went to school with one,

2631
02:12:14,920 --> 02:12:15,640
Speaker 3: really never.

2632
02:12:15,800 --> 02:12:17,840
Speaker 5: Oh, I know too many Joshua's. I've been thinking about

2633
02:12:17,840 --> 02:12:20,360
Speaker 5: eliminating a couple of them, just, you know, stop being

2634
02:12:20,360 --> 02:12:20,880
Speaker 5: friends with them.

2635
02:12:20,920 --> 02:12:22,640
Speaker 3: What do I need to do to stay on that list?

2636
02:12:22,680 --> 02:12:25,120
Speaker 5: Now you're a year high on the list, You're not

2637
02:12:25,320 --> 02:12:26,400
Speaker 5: right behind josh Allen.

2638
02:12:27,000 --> 02:12:31,000
Speaker 2: Now, one reason why, one reason why the young people,

2639
02:12:31,120 --> 02:12:36,440
Speaker 2: the social media types chose josh as the new male

2640
02:12:36,600 --> 02:12:39,920
Speaker 2: Karen name is because of the popularity of the name.

2641
02:12:40,600 --> 02:12:45,200
Speaker 2: It was very, very common to name your son Joshua

2642
02:12:45,440 --> 02:12:49,320
Speaker 2: or Josh between the years in nineteen hundred and eighty

2643
02:12:49,320 --> 02:12:52,640
Speaker 2: one and nineteen ninety six, So there's lots and lots

2644
02:12:52,680 --> 02:12:55,720
Speaker 2: of them, which kind of surprises me. You're I can't

2645
02:12:55,720 --> 02:12:59,840
Speaker 2: think of another one of my buddy's son named John.

2646
02:13:00,000 --> 02:13:01,600
Speaker 6: But anyway, I can think of quite a few. But

2647
02:13:01,680 --> 02:13:04,400
Speaker 6: everybody that I know is they're usually great.

2648
02:13:04,880 --> 02:13:06,560
Speaker 5: I want to be named Josh. When I was a kid,

2649
02:13:06,600 --> 02:13:07,520
Speaker 5: I thought that name was so.

2650
02:13:07,560 --> 02:13:10,000
Speaker 3: Cool, and really I never really cared for it too much.

2651
02:13:10,040 --> 02:13:11,680
Speaker 5: There was a kid a great. I think it's mainly

2652
02:13:11,720 --> 02:13:13,760
Speaker 5: because there's a kid of great above me who was

2653
02:13:13,760 --> 02:13:15,240
Speaker 5: like the coolest kid in school, and you just see

2654
02:13:15,240 --> 02:13:17,880
Speaker 5: everybody thought he was just awesome and he was great

2655
02:13:17,880 --> 02:13:20,200
Speaker 5: at every sport, you know, just that type. And I'm like, oh,

2656
02:13:20,280 --> 02:13:22,800
Speaker 5: he's so cool. I wish I was named Josh. That

2657
02:13:22,880 --> 02:13:24,120
Speaker 5: might have had something to do with it.

2658
02:13:24,800 --> 02:13:30,120
Speaker 2: And now one Josh contributed to this report and he

2659
02:13:30,240 --> 02:13:36,080
Speaker 2: said he hopes this doesn't stick. He's laughing about it now,

2660
02:13:36,120 --> 02:13:39,200
Speaker 2: but he hopes this doesn't stick because he knows how

2661
02:13:39,240 --> 02:13:43,520
Speaker 2: a name can affect your self confidence. He says, his

2662
02:13:44,680 --> 02:13:50,200
Speaker 2: maml her name is Karen, So maybe this whole Karen

2663
02:13:50,280 --> 02:13:53,240
Speaker 2: movement had an effect on his Mamal.

2664
02:13:53,120 --> 02:13:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt terrible for Karen's. I'm sure there's millions

2665
02:13:57,000 --> 02:13:59,400
Speaker 3: of nice Karens that wouldn't ask to this to see

2666
02:13:59,440 --> 02:14:02,640
Speaker 3: the manager, that are wonderful people. They'd mind their own business.

2667
02:14:02,760 --> 02:14:06,440
Speaker 2: Well, here's the good news. I think most Karen's, including

2668
02:14:06,440 --> 02:14:09,360
Speaker 2: my late mother, had no idea this was going on.

2669
02:14:09,480 --> 02:14:10,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not on the internet.

2670
02:14:10,640 --> 02:14:14,200
Speaker 2: No. I know for a fact that my mother had

2671
02:14:14,280 --> 02:14:18,720
Speaker 2: absolutely no idea that this little gimmick was happening. So again,

2672
02:14:19,360 --> 02:14:25,680
Speaker 2: it's silly because these supposed characteristics of a Josh are

2673
02:14:25,720 --> 02:14:29,320
Speaker 2: so opposite of you. But again, it says, here, here

2674
02:14:29,320 --> 02:14:32,840
Speaker 2: are the characteristics of a Josh. Josh is the bane

2675
02:14:32,960 --> 02:14:36,760
Speaker 2: of any woman he's dated. He's the man who insists

2676
02:14:36,880 --> 02:14:43,000
Speaker 2: he's quote just being honest while actually being cruel. I

2677
02:14:43,040 --> 02:14:46,000
Speaker 2: know a few of those guys. If he's ever in

2678
02:14:46,040 --> 02:14:49,879
Speaker 2: an argument, he will threaten to pull up a study

2679
02:14:50,000 --> 02:14:51,160
Speaker 2: to prove his point.

2680
02:14:52,200 --> 02:14:54,760
Speaker 3: I disagree. As a matter of fact, I'd like to

2681
02:14:54,800 --> 02:14:59,000
Speaker 3: direct you to an August five article on NBC dot com.

2682
02:15:00,320 --> 02:15:04,600
Speaker 3: It's the golden Age of Josh. Google it. It's realized

2683
02:15:04,640 --> 02:15:08,560
Speaker 3: I did that before we talked about this, just so

2684
02:15:08,640 --> 02:15:09,880
Speaker 3: i'd have something there, nerd.

2685
02:15:10,160 --> 02:15:12,320
Speaker 2: If he's ever in an argument, he will threaten to

2686
02:15:12,360 --> 02:15:17,160
Speaker 2: pull up a study to prove his point. No, that's

2687
02:15:17,200 --> 02:15:22,520
Speaker 2: not you, None of these are you. You're a great arguer.

2688
02:15:22,840 --> 02:15:27,680
Speaker 2: I've mentioned this before. Josh is a great arguer because

2689
02:15:27,680 --> 02:15:34,360
Speaker 2: he remembers everything. It's usually something you hear men complain

2690
02:15:34,440 --> 02:15:40,120
Speaker 2: about when it comes to arguing with their wives. Yep, man,

2691
02:15:40,360 --> 02:15:44,000
Speaker 2: you know, my wife remembers every little thing I said,

2692
02:15:44,160 --> 02:15:47,920
Speaker 2: every little f up I ever committed, and she'll use

2693
02:15:47,960 --> 02:15:51,480
Speaker 2: it against me when we argue. Josh is brilliant in

2694
02:15:51,520 --> 02:15:51,960
Speaker 2: that way.

2695
02:15:52,240 --> 02:15:56,480
Speaker 6: That doesn't work in my household because if I ever

2696
02:15:56,640 --> 02:16:00,360
Speaker 6: tried to say, like, yeah, I remember like have like

2697
02:16:00,400 --> 02:16:04,200
Speaker 6: the I remember exactly what happened, exactly what was said,

2698
02:16:04,960 --> 02:16:07,480
Speaker 6: my husband will just be like that never happened, No

2699
02:16:07,600 --> 02:16:10,880
Speaker 6: it didn't, And I'm like, I guess, like, how do

2700
02:16:10,960 --> 02:16:12,240
Speaker 6: I prove that it did well?

2701
02:16:12,280 --> 02:16:12,520
Speaker 2: For me?

2702
02:16:12,800 --> 02:16:15,440
Speaker 3: Like I don't remember previous arguments. But in the time,

2703
02:16:15,480 --> 02:16:17,520
Speaker 3: you know, I'm listening to what the person's saying, so

2704
02:16:17,560 --> 02:16:20,200
Speaker 3: maybe I'll just point out, like why you know you

2705
02:16:20,360 --> 02:16:20,960
Speaker 3: just said this.

2706
02:16:21,480 --> 02:16:27,520
Speaker 2: You are an ace at picking out contradictions. That's one

2707
02:16:27,560 --> 02:16:29,160
Speaker 2: of your strengths as an arguer.

2708
02:16:30,240 --> 02:16:32,520
Speaker 6: It is impressive. I've seen you do it before, and

2709
02:16:32,600 --> 02:16:33,920
Speaker 6: it's it's something to see.

2710
02:16:34,000 --> 02:16:36,400
Speaker 3: Wells more just trying to be clear on anything than

2711
02:16:36,640 --> 02:16:38,240
Speaker 3: necessarily owning somebody.

2712
02:16:38,400 --> 02:16:44,240
Speaker 2: So calling someone at Josh is like calling someone at Karen.

2713
02:16:45,720 --> 02:16:50,720
Speaker 2: And here are the further negative traits of a Josh.

2714
02:16:51,080 --> 02:16:54,960
Speaker 2: If he doesn't already have a podcast, he's thinking about

2715
02:16:54,959 --> 02:16:57,840
Speaker 2: starting one, do you guys?

2716
02:16:57,920 --> 02:17:00,960
Speaker 3: I know people that have been thinking about starting one forever,

2717
02:17:01,879 --> 02:17:03,480
Speaker 3: and I know years upon years.

2718
02:17:03,920 --> 02:17:06,200
Speaker 4: I know people that are thinking about it, and I'm like, don't.

2719
02:17:06,480 --> 02:17:09,160
Speaker 3: I mean, it's easier than ever. Oh gosh, you can

2720
02:17:09,200 --> 02:17:11,119
Speaker 3: for a couple hundred bucks or even less, you could

2721
02:17:11,160 --> 02:17:12,920
Speaker 3: get stuff. You'd sound pretty good.

2722
02:17:13,080 --> 02:17:13,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2723
02:17:13,520 --> 02:17:16,760
Speaker 2: I hate to tell you this, Cubby, but from what

2724
02:17:16,800 --> 02:17:20,760
Speaker 2: I understand, we're closing in on the ass end of January.

2725
02:17:20,840 --> 02:17:24,520
Speaker 2: Here did you hear about this? There was a movement

2726
02:17:25,160 --> 02:17:28,880
Speaker 2: called a no Josh January.

2727
02:17:29,120 --> 02:17:33,640
Speaker 3: My wife started it. She spearheaded that movement.

2728
02:17:33,920 --> 02:17:37,840
Speaker 2: People were making a point to not commiserate with Josh's

2729
02:17:37,920 --> 02:17:39,680
Speaker 2: during the month. This is the first I've heard of that.

2730
02:17:41,160 --> 02:17:45,959
Speaker 2: So there you go. They're trying to make it. Oh,

2731
02:17:46,000 --> 02:17:49,640
Speaker 2: as Ashley would say it with their Canadian upbringing. Huh,

2732
02:17:49,640 --> 02:17:51,039
Speaker 2: they're trying to make it official.

2733
02:17:51,240 --> 02:17:53,680
Speaker 3: I wonder if for any other Josh's that might be listening.

2734
02:17:53,720 --> 02:17:55,480
Speaker 3: I don't know if there are any other Joshes, but

2735
02:17:56,200 --> 02:17:58,280
Speaker 3: if you get this a lot, I've been called Jason

2736
02:17:58,360 --> 02:17:59,040
Speaker 3: my whole life.

2737
02:17:59,040 --> 02:17:59,520
Speaker 5: Oh have you?

2738
02:17:59,680 --> 02:18:03,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, people look passes of Jason for whatever reason, those

2739
02:18:03,680 --> 02:18:06,600
Speaker 3: two names must get or justin. Jason or Justin. I'd

2740
02:18:06,600 --> 02:18:07,200
Speaker 3: get that a lot.

2741
02:18:07,600 --> 02:18:09,680
Speaker 2: Well, like people who don't remember your name.

2742
02:18:09,760 --> 02:18:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just didn't remember, They'll assume it was they'll,

2743
02:18:12,520 --> 02:18:14,640
Speaker 3: you know, remember it as Jason or Justin.

2744
02:18:15,360 --> 02:18:16,080
Speaker 5: How's get Dan?

2745
02:18:17,400 --> 02:18:18,680
Speaker 3: Oh, I suppose I could see that.

2746
02:18:18,879 --> 02:18:23,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jason was one of the top names, most common

2747
02:18:23,360 --> 02:18:26,080
Speaker 2: names when I was in school. If I would have

2748
02:18:26,200 --> 02:18:29,640
Speaker 2: ever said fu Jason, I would have had six hundred

2749
02:18:29,680 --> 02:18:35,680
Speaker 2: and twenty five Michael Mark Jason. Anyway, Sorry, Cobby, I

2750
02:18:35,879 --> 02:18:39,680
Speaker 2: hope that you don't get any kickback from thish.

2751
02:18:39,720 --> 02:18:40,440
Speaker 4: You don't deserve this.

2752
02:18:40,720 --> 02:18:43,600
Speaker 3: That's nice to you guys. Oh, there's another Josh that

2753
02:18:43,680 --> 02:18:48,080
Speaker 3: got Justin and Jason. Oh no, I'm sorry. He said

2754
02:18:48,120 --> 02:18:50,880
Speaker 3: he's Justin and he always got Josh or Jason. All right,

2755
02:18:50,879 --> 02:18:54,279
Speaker 3: so it's we're all a happy family, the three of us.

2756
02:18:56,000 --> 02:18:58,120
Speaker 2: So when I got here this morning, I missed the

2757
02:18:58,160 --> 02:19:00,840
Speaker 2: last couple of days with a little bit of a

2758
02:19:00,879 --> 02:19:05,840
Speaker 2: sickness that you can probably tell is hanging on. It's

2759
02:19:05,879 --> 02:19:09,600
Speaker 2: mainly just you lot of throat rawness right now. Other

2760
02:19:09,640 --> 02:19:12,200
Speaker 2: than that, I feel much improved from a couple of

2761
02:19:12,240 --> 02:19:15,920
Speaker 2: days ago. But when I got here this morning, having

2762
02:19:15,959 --> 02:19:19,760
Speaker 2: not been in studio for a while, I saw a

2763
02:19:19,760 --> 02:19:21,640
Speaker 2: lot of boner materials sitting around.

2764
02:19:22,120 --> 02:19:23,640
Speaker 4: We save all the penis stuff for you.

2765
02:19:23,760 --> 02:19:27,480
Speaker 2: Yep, Why did you guys ignore all this boner material?

2766
02:19:27,600 --> 02:19:28,600
Speaker 4: We know how much you love it.

2767
02:19:29,600 --> 02:19:30,680
Speaker 5: God loves a good boner.

2768
02:19:30,800 --> 02:19:31,640
Speaker 3: Who doesn't.

2769
02:19:31,959 --> 02:19:34,080
Speaker 2: I mentioned earlier that I was thinking about saving this

2770
02:19:34,200 --> 02:19:36,560
Speaker 2: for a dinner date my wife and I have tomorrow night.

2771
02:19:37,680 --> 02:19:41,200
Speaker 2: But okay, here's some of it. Since you saved it

2772
02:19:41,240 --> 02:19:43,640
Speaker 2: for me, I appreciate that we might as well try

2773
02:19:43,640 --> 02:19:46,840
Speaker 2: to knock it out before we leave. Okay, this is

2774
02:19:46,879 --> 02:19:51,400
Speaker 2: old news to me, but just in case you hadn't

2775
02:19:51,440 --> 02:19:58,279
Speaker 2: heard popping wood in the middle of the night, waking

2776
02:19:58,400 --> 02:20:01,640
Speaker 2: up with wood. These are so mind that you're healthy.

2777
02:20:02,160 --> 02:20:04,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard that right, You've got good blood flow, right,

2778
02:20:04,959 --> 02:20:10,080
Speaker 3: things are working down there. He's supposedly, it just makes

2779
02:20:10,120 --> 02:20:11,560
Speaker 3: sure that you're going to be able to get that

2780
02:20:11,600 --> 02:20:13,920
Speaker 3: when you need it. At other times, you know, it

2781
02:20:14,000 --> 02:20:17,080
Speaker 3: just keeps things reminding your penis. It's what it can do.

2782
02:20:17,400 --> 02:20:20,560
Speaker 6: Well, I have to apologize to my husband, I guess.

2783
02:20:21,240 --> 02:20:24,400
Speaker 6: I so, I guess maybe I just haven't ran into

2784
02:20:24,440 --> 02:20:28,240
Speaker 6: this situation as much before I met him. But I've

2785
02:20:28,720 --> 02:20:31,200
Speaker 6: always told him, like I always thought that was like

2786
02:20:31,240 --> 02:20:35,240
Speaker 6: a younger man's type of thing, like once you I

2787
02:20:35,320 --> 02:20:37,560
Speaker 6: even thought like once you get to like your mid twenties,

2788
02:20:37,600 --> 02:20:39,280
Speaker 6: you kind of don't really wake up with that kind

2789
02:20:39,320 --> 02:20:40,360
Speaker 6: of situation anymore.

2790
02:20:41,320 --> 02:20:44,280
Speaker 4: Oh No, but he's said that it.

2791
02:20:44,560 --> 02:20:48,920
Speaker 6: I think it happens more often than it doesn't happen.

2792
02:20:50,280 --> 02:20:51,680
Speaker 3: I think it's supposed to happen.

2793
02:20:51,959 --> 02:20:54,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I didn't know, and I've kind of, I mean,

2794
02:20:54,959 --> 02:20:57,280
Speaker 6: I don't want to say shamed him. That's a little dramatic,

2795
02:20:57,440 --> 02:21:00,160
Speaker 6: but I've definitely.

2796
02:20:59,720 --> 02:21:02,640
Speaker 4: Been like I thought that was you might is that normal?

2797
02:21:02,720 --> 02:21:03,320
Speaker 4: That's normal?

2798
02:21:03,680 --> 02:21:06,240
Speaker 3: Well, as a matter of fact, refer Van Jesus said

2799
02:21:06,240 --> 02:21:08,560
Speaker 3: he had an old timer this morning, so yeah, him,

2800
02:21:08,720 --> 02:21:09,720
Speaker 3: it's totally normal.

2801
02:21:09,840 --> 02:21:13,200
Speaker 2: So I guess the moral of it can hurt them.

2802
02:21:13,600 --> 02:21:15,039
Speaker 2: Where is the wrong or.

2803
02:21:14,959 --> 02:21:19,080
Speaker 6: Something that would suck, because, like, don't you guys usually

2804
02:21:19,080 --> 02:21:20,960
Speaker 6: have to pee right away? Like I mean, I know

2805
02:21:21,000 --> 02:21:22,879
Speaker 6: I usually do when I wake up, and I've heard

2806
02:21:22,920 --> 02:21:24,000
Speaker 6: that that's difficult to do.

2807
02:21:25,040 --> 02:21:25,760
Speaker 3: That could be messy.

2808
02:21:26,000 --> 02:21:29,280
Speaker 2: Every guy that you've ever met, Ashley has learned how

2809
02:21:29,320 --> 02:21:32,519
Speaker 2: to do a handstand.

2810
02:21:31,879 --> 02:21:34,520
Speaker 5: Lay on the toilet, stand in the shower.

2811
02:21:36,160 --> 02:21:37,720
Speaker 3: I've never done that.

2812
02:21:37,720 --> 02:21:40,760
Speaker 2: That's smart, cubby. Here's the guys ever pissed in the shower.

2813
02:21:41,160 --> 02:21:46,240
Speaker 2: So I guess the moral to boner material Part one,

2814
02:21:46,440 --> 02:21:50,000
Speaker 2: and there's more is if you're an older guy and

2815
02:21:50,040 --> 02:21:53,440
Speaker 2: you're not waking up with a baby arm in your pants,

2816
02:21:54,240 --> 02:21:57,160
Speaker 2: there might be something wrong with your heart. It's for real,

2817
02:21:57,760 --> 02:22:00,240
Speaker 2: it is, it's for real. More boner material when we

2818
02:22:00,280 --> 02:22:05,760
Speaker 2: come back here on the program, that morning show. Yeah,

2819
02:22:05,840 --> 02:22:07,840
Speaker 2: so I was saying a few minutes ago, when I

2820
02:22:07,879 --> 02:22:10,039
Speaker 2: walked into the building this morning, I noticed that you

2821
02:22:10,120 --> 02:22:14,320
Speaker 2: folks left behind a lot of boner material.

2822
02:22:14,560 --> 02:22:16,280
Speaker 3: It just piled up over the week.

2823
02:22:16,560 --> 02:22:22,360
Speaker 2: You saved it for me boner penisle related information. So

2824
02:22:22,480 --> 02:22:25,120
Speaker 2: we might as well knock it out before we begin

2825
02:22:25,200 --> 02:22:29,039
Speaker 2: our weekend. Get it off of our conscience. Here's a

2826
02:22:29,240 --> 02:22:32,320
Speaker 2: listener who texted in to say, every time I get

2827
02:22:32,320 --> 02:22:36,440
Speaker 2: a boner, my wife thinks she's getting some what an idiot?

2828
02:22:37,959 --> 02:22:40,400
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we mentioned before like some people don't know

2829
02:22:40,440 --> 02:22:43,879
Speaker 3: I mean women, that's just because you have one. It

2830
02:22:43,920 --> 02:22:46,640
Speaker 3: doesn't mean like you're a horn dog pervert or yeah,

2831
02:22:46,680 --> 02:22:49,520
Speaker 3: you guys t me that, Like okay, yeah, I think

2832
02:22:49,560 --> 02:22:51,640
Speaker 3: I remember now that you said you didn't know that either.

2833
02:22:51,680 --> 02:22:52,400
Speaker 4: Nope, had no idea.

2834
02:22:52,640 --> 02:22:53,240
Speaker 3: How would you know?

2835
02:22:53,480 --> 02:22:54,440
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, exactly.

2836
02:22:54,720 --> 02:22:57,520
Speaker 3: Sometimes you're it's kind of like why is this happening?

2837
02:22:57,600 --> 02:22:58,920
Speaker 3: And why is this happening now?

2838
02:22:59,160 --> 02:23:01,119
Speaker 5: I heard a comedian you a bit once where he said,

2839
02:23:01,360 --> 02:23:03,200
Speaker 5: I wish there was a boner bank, you know, when

2840
02:23:03,240 --> 02:23:05,000
Speaker 5: you got one for no reason, you could bank it

2841
02:23:05,040 --> 02:23:07,160
Speaker 5: to use that a later time when you might be

2842
02:23:07,400 --> 02:23:09,039
Speaker 5: struggling to get things work out.

2843
02:23:10,080 --> 02:23:13,040
Speaker 3: The boner bank, Right, why can't you get one always

2844
02:23:13,080 --> 02:23:13,640
Speaker 3: when you want?

2845
02:23:13,720 --> 02:23:15,800
Speaker 5: Right, I'm gonna take a deposit from the boner bank.

2846
02:23:16,400 --> 02:23:23,160
Speaker 2: Friggin' whiskey d all right, here's part two of this

2847
02:23:23,280 --> 02:23:25,440
Speaker 2: boner series that we're gonna We're gonna get through it

2848
02:23:25,480 --> 02:23:31,199
Speaker 2: all U women fine, men with larger penises more attractive.

2849
02:23:31,200 --> 02:23:33,480
Speaker 2: We're still playing this game. It's twenty and twenty six

2850
02:23:33,520 --> 02:23:34,640
Speaker 2: we're still playing this game.

2851
02:23:35,160 --> 02:23:36,560
Speaker 5: But it's a lot to do with just because if

2852
02:23:36,560 --> 02:23:38,760
Speaker 5: you have a big dong, you're probably more confident and

2853
02:23:38,800 --> 02:23:39,880
Speaker 5: that's attractive to women.

2854
02:23:40,720 --> 02:23:41,880
Speaker 4: You're probably onto something there.

2855
02:23:41,959 --> 02:23:43,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

2856
02:23:43,160 --> 02:23:45,959
Speaker 3: I mean I'm fairly confident guy.

2857
02:23:46,680 --> 02:23:49,560
Speaker 4: And oh yeah, that's exactly how I would describe it.

2858
02:23:49,600 --> 02:23:53,920
Speaker 5: I've never seen you anxious or neurotic. One bet not you, Josh, So.

2859
02:23:53,920 --> 02:23:56,000
Speaker 3: You can guess what I got going on down there.

2860
02:23:57,280 --> 02:23:59,840
Speaker 2: They also like us to be tall. Well, you've got

2861
02:23:59,840 --> 02:24:02,840
Speaker 2: that nailed. You know what.

2862
02:24:03,879 --> 02:24:05,840
Speaker 3: A quick aside, I don't I think I sent this

2863
02:24:05,879 --> 02:24:10,800
Speaker 3: to you, Nick too, Serenity Kennel, Jesus sent us. They

2864
02:24:11,280 --> 02:24:14,640
Speaker 3: were here, you know, they're promoting their charity. Great couple

2865
02:24:14,720 --> 02:24:18,039
Speaker 3: of guys, and we took a picture outside, uh the

2866
02:24:18,040 --> 02:24:20,560
Speaker 3: studio here and they made it into a cartoon with

2867
02:24:20,640 --> 02:24:23,120
Speaker 3: AI and I looked like a child.

2868
02:24:23,720 --> 02:24:24,119
Speaker 4: Eleven.

2869
02:24:24,800 --> 02:24:27,640
Speaker 3: Frank who emailed it said that I looked like quote

2870
02:24:27,760 --> 02:24:32,720
Speaker 3: jail bait, like it looked like you guys adopted me,

2871
02:24:32,959 --> 02:24:36,840
Speaker 3: or I shouldn't have been that. You guys all look perfect.

2872
02:24:36,879 --> 02:24:37,840
Speaker 4: It looks so cool.

2873
02:24:38,000 --> 02:24:39,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks badass.

2874
02:24:40,080 --> 02:24:42,200
Speaker 2: I saw the pictures it up on our website.

2875
02:24:43,080 --> 02:24:44,280
Speaker 4: No, but I can put it up there.

2876
02:24:44,360 --> 02:24:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be a lot of fun for people to

2877
02:24:45,879 --> 02:24:47,200
Speaker 2: look at because it's very well done.

2878
02:24:47,240 --> 02:24:48,879
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like bring your kid to school.

2879
02:24:49,040 --> 02:24:51,680
Speaker 2: You look like an eighth grader. But yeah, I mean

2880
02:24:52,000 --> 02:24:56,320
Speaker 2: you do look very very young. Yeah, I don't know,

2881
02:24:56,360 --> 02:24:59,320
Speaker 2: I very feminine.

2882
02:24:59,480 --> 02:25:01,000
Speaker 3: But it's just stop at young.

2883
02:25:03,080 --> 02:25:03,360
Speaker 11: Further.

2884
02:25:03,640 --> 02:25:05,240
Speaker 2: And I know this is odd because I know our

2885
02:25:05,240 --> 02:25:07,320
Speaker 2: listeners don't have any idea what we're talking about. So

2886
02:25:07,360 --> 02:25:08,840
Speaker 2: that's why I'd like to get that picture up on

2887
02:25:08,879 --> 02:25:11,879
Speaker 2: our website. You know who I am the spitting image

2888
02:25:11,879 --> 02:25:15,200
Speaker 2: of in that AI picture of us, I'm the spitting

2889
02:25:15,240 --> 02:25:19,039
Speaker 2: image of Troy, the guy who runs uh I go

2890
02:25:19,120 --> 02:25:22,240
Speaker 2: to this friggin restaurant all the time, rock Elm. I

2891
02:25:22,280 --> 02:25:24,560
Speaker 2: look like Troy from rock Elm. Shout out to Troy's

2892
02:25:24,600 --> 02:25:26,600
Speaker 2: a nice guy. Okay, you know what else Gal's like.

2893
02:25:26,680 --> 02:25:31,080
Speaker 2: They like us to have a V shaped Torso here's

2894
02:25:31,120 --> 02:25:31,440
Speaker 2: the thing.

2895
02:25:31,920 --> 02:25:33,440
Speaker 4: What, oh like V lions?

2896
02:25:33,879 --> 02:25:37,480
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, you like yeah, yeah, yeah.

2897
02:25:37,520 --> 02:25:40,400
Speaker 6: I used to be into that when I was like

2898
02:25:40,440 --> 02:25:43,600
Speaker 6: a younger. I guess that sounds weird when I say.

2899
02:25:43,520 --> 02:25:47,000
Speaker 2: That, But the whole size thing is just my god.

2900
02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:49,280
Speaker 2: At one point or another, we need to let it go.

2901
02:25:49,600 --> 02:25:54,440
Speaker 2: But this is the most interesting little fact from this

2902
02:25:54,560 --> 02:26:00,680
Speaker 2: chapter of our boner series. Okay again, women find men

2903
02:26:00,720 --> 02:26:04,600
Speaker 2: with larger units more attractive. But then at the end

2904
02:26:04,640 --> 02:26:06,640
Speaker 2: of the story it says, but they still factor in.

2905
02:26:06,680 --> 02:26:11,840
Speaker 2: Your personality doesn't matter. Check this out. It says here

2906
02:26:11,879 --> 02:26:17,840
Speaker 2: that we men rate our rivals with larger penises as

2907
02:26:17,920 --> 02:26:21,840
Speaker 2: more physically threatening and better at fighting. Now, I don't

2908
02:26:21,879 --> 02:26:23,680
Speaker 2: know about the rest of he is, but I'm way

2909
02:26:23,720 --> 02:26:26,400
Speaker 2: more intimidated by the guy that's got a tick tack

2910
02:26:26,440 --> 02:26:29,640
Speaker 2: in his pants because he's drawing his rage from a

2911
02:26:29,800 --> 02:26:30,720
Speaker 2: very dark place.

2912
02:26:31,400 --> 02:26:35,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, probably to the point where the violence gets weird.

2913
02:26:35,280 --> 02:26:37,760
Speaker 3: It's not normal violence, So I don't.

2914
02:26:37,520 --> 02:26:41,600
Speaker 2: Fall in line with that. I got two guys, I

2915
02:26:41,640 --> 02:26:45,080
Speaker 2: gotta have a fistfight with. One guy's got thirteen inches

2916
02:26:45,080 --> 02:26:48,640
Speaker 2: swinging around. The other guys got a little pimple down there.

2917
02:26:48,800 --> 02:26:51,400
Speaker 2: I think it makes sense who I'm more afraid.

2918
02:26:51,120 --> 02:26:52,880
Speaker 5: Of, Right, they got thirteen inches. He doesn't have a

2919
02:26:52,959 --> 02:26:53,560
Speaker 5: care in the world.

2920
02:26:53,600 --> 02:26:55,640
Speaker 3: Are you guys watching a Night of the Seven Kingdoms

2921
02:26:55,640 --> 02:26:56,400
Speaker 3: to spin off a game?

2922
02:26:56,520 --> 02:26:57,119
Speaker 4: No, I haven't.

2923
02:26:57,240 --> 02:26:59,920
Speaker 3: No the most recent episode. It's you know they I

2924
02:27:00,360 --> 02:27:03,880
Speaker 3: watched the behind the scenes they always put like right afterwards,

2925
02:27:03,879 --> 02:27:05,640
Speaker 3: they kind of throw a little behind the scenes in there,

2926
02:27:05,640 --> 02:27:07,320
Speaker 3: and they mentioned it was for comedy, but one of

2927
02:27:07,320 --> 02:27:09,879
Speaker 3: the guys on there it's full frontal and my got

2928
02:27:09,879 --> 02:27:10,480
Speaker 3: it's a monster.

2929
02:27:10,520 --> 02:27:11,160
Speaker 5: Yeah he's got one.

2930
02:27:11,360 --> 02:27:14,680
Speaker 3: Yeah for comedy, Yeah, yeah, Ashley, are you interested in

2931
02:27:14,680 --> 02:27:17,640
Speaker 3: that at all? Not the penis thing? Sorry, to be specifically,

2932
02:27:17,680 --> 02:27:19,760
Speaker 3: a Game of Thrones I forgot if you watched that.

2933
02:27:20,360 --> 02:27:22,640
Speaker 6: I started and it was just it was one of

2934
02:27:22,680 --> 02:27:25,600
Speaker 6: those shows where I had to focus and at the

2935
02:27:25,640 --> 02:27:27,840
Speaker 6: time I wasn't into that, so I skipped all that

2936
02:27:27,920 --> 02:27:29,160
Speaker 6: and now it's kind of too daunting.

2937
02:27:30,080 --> 02:27:32,040
Speaker 5: Speaking of dongs on TV, I know you guys watched

2938
02:27:32,040 --> 02:27:34,200
Speaker 5: The Pit. Did you guys see that dong episode yet?

2939
02:27:34,280 --> 02:27:35,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2940
02:27:35,360 --> 02:27:37,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was erection related.

2941
02:27:37,520 --> 02:27:40,360
Speaker 6: It was It's really fun when you know, my husband

2942
02:27:40,360 --> 02:27:42,800
Speaker 6: will like walk past the TV and he's like, what

2943
02:27:42,920 --> 02:27:45,960
Speaker 6: are you watching? You watch porn? That happens all the time.

2944
02:27:45,959 --> 02:27:47,920
Speaker 6: He's like, is that a penis? I just see a penis?

2945
02:27:47,959 --> 02:27:49,879
Speaker 4: And I had to rewind it for him.

2946
02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:53,160
Speaker 5: You wanted to see it. We know he's a packer checker.

2947
02:27:53,320 --> 02:27:55,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, nick a guy. I think it was his anniversary.

2948
02:27:55,480 --> 02:27:59,400
Speaker 3: He took a couple of viagra, you know, for their annivers.

2949
02:27:58,959 --> 02:28:00,200
Speaker 2: Which is on a television show.

2950
02:28:00,280 --> 02:28:02,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, the show called The Pit. It's great, it's a

2951
02:28:02,200 --> 02:28:06,199
Speaker 3: very good show on HBO, and he it wouldn't go away,

2952
02:28:06,840 --> 02:28:09,800
Speaker 3: so they had to drain it on the Showy showed.

2953
02:28:09,840 --> 02:28:11,480
Speaker 3: And also they had to massage it, by.

2954
02:28:11,320 --> 02:28:12,959
Speaker 4: The way, Yeah, that was the best part.

2955
02:28:13,160 --> 02:28:15,560
Speaker 5: That guy got a free handed two women.

2956
02:28:15,720 --> 02:28:18,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, massaging it pressure.

2957
02:28:18,360 --> 02:28:22,400
Speaker 2: Anytime something has to be drained. I'm out of there, Ashley.

2958
02:28:22,440 --> 02:28:26,480
Speaker 2: Earlier on you were saying your limited knowledge on boners

2959
02:28:27,000 --> 02:28:29,280
Speaker 2: led you to believe that even when a guy hits

2960
02:28:29,320 --> 02:28:33,600
Speaker 2: his mid twenties, things might calm down down there and

2961
02:28:33,640 --> 02:28:36,000
Speaker 2: he might not wake up with wood every morning. Not

2962
02:28:36,120 --> 02:28:38,560
Speaker 2: the truth. What he can make of this text message

2963
02:28:38,600 --> 02:28:43,240
Speaker 2: came in and dude texted in simply this, I'm forty

2964
02:28:43,280 --> 02:28:48,280
Speaker 2: three and still rock hard. That's troubling to.

2965
02:28:48,280 --> 02:28:50,840
Speaker 3: Say that he's not really that old.

2966
02:28:51,040 --> 02:28:54,160
Speaker 2: No, all right, what else is in the mix here?

2967
02:28:54,840 --> 02:28:59,400
Speaker 2: In our boner series? Society? How would it be different

2968
02:28:59,560 --> 02:29:05,800
Speaker 2: IFUs size was as obvious as breast size. This is

2969
02:29:05,840 --> 02:29:10,039
Speaker 2: a good point. There'd be way more pecker enhancements.

2970
02:29:11,120 --> 02:29:14,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, definitely, Yeah, if it was safe, I'd do it.

2971
02:29:15,400 --> 02:29:18,560
Speaker 2: And this is cute. Someone texting in and said it

2972
02:29:18,760 --> 02:29:21,640
Speaker 2: was a thing at one point or another for the

2973
02:29:21,640 --> 02:29:24,720
Speaker 2: penis to be on display like a said of boobs.

2974
02:29:25,160 --> 02:29:28,279
Speaker 2: And it was in the friggin eighties. We wore pants

2975
02:29:28,360 --> 02:29:32,680
Speaker 2: so ungodly tight. There's pictures of me from high school

2976
02:29:33,760 --> 02:29:37,280
Speaker 2: where I can't even believe that I was. I mean,

2977
02:29:37,280 --> 02:29:39,800
Speaker 2: I was a skinny sum bitch in high school. I

2978
02:29:39,879 --> 02:29:42,240
Speaker 2: can't even believe how tight I wore my jeans in

2979
02:29:42,280 --> 02:29:44,880
Speaker 2: high school. You could almost see the veins.

2980
02:29:46,959 --> 02:29:50,600
Speaker 6: Dude, it's not ready for that.

2981
02:29:50,600 --> 02:29:52,960
Speaker 5: That makes me happy. I grew up in sagging your

2982
02:29:52,959 --> 02:29:54,200
Speaker 5: pants era of the nineties.

2983
02:29:54,400 --> 02:29:58,320
Speaker 6: I was gonna say that, like sometimes this is true, though,

2984
02:29:58,480 --> 02:30:02,760
Speaker 6: I mean, like its like gray sweatpants theory, Like women

2985
02:30:02,879 --> 02:30:06,760
Speaker 6: love when dudes wear gray sweatpants because I don't know

2986
02:30:06,920 --> 02:30:08,959
Speaker 6: really why the color matters so much. Maybe it's just

2987
02:30:09,000 --> 02:30:11,280
Speaker 6: easier to see than if they were wearing black sweatpants.

2988
02:30:11,320 --> 02:30:13,600
Speaker 6: But yeah, you can usually see what a guy's got

2989
02:30:13,640 --> 02:30:14,080
Speaker 6: going on.

2990
02:30:14,280 --> 02:30:17,160
Speaker 3: I didn't so girls do check out packages, huh.

2991
02:30:17,200 --> 02:30:19,920
Speaker 4: I've never done it on purpose, I guess.

2992
02:30:19,959 --> 02:30:21,720
Speaker 6: I've never been like walking down the street and been

2993
02:30:21,760 --> 02:30:23,680
Speaker 6: like Wow, that penis right there.

2994
02:30:23,920 --> 02:30:25,760
Speaker 5: I've never looked at a set of boobs on purpose either,

2995
02:30:25,720 --> 02:30:26,760
Speaker 5: there's always an accident.

2996
02:30:27,760 --> 02:30:28,959
Speaker 3: You didn't sound convincing.

2997
02:30:29,440 --> 02:30:30,400
Speaker 5: I didn't, dang it.

2998
02:30:30,600 --> 02:30:40,320
Speaker 2: And finally, according to women, I don't.

2999
02:30:40,200 --> 02:30:44,360
Speaker 4: Like the word rock car. It like makes it grosses

3000
02:30:44,400 --> 02:30:44,720
Speaker 4: me out.

3001
02:30:45,000 --> 02:30:51,800
Speaker 2: I've never heard God make a comment about his package. Finally,

3002
02:30:51,840 --> 02:30:56,120
Speaker 2: here women say there's something out there called the hung smile,

3003
02:30:56,840 --> 02:31:03,520
Speaker 2: where when a man smiles in a certain way, it

3004
02:31:03,600 --> 02:31:09,320
Speaker 2: tells them all they need to know about his schwe.

3005
02:31:09,120 --> 02:31:12,680
Speaker 3: Stucker, like a big d energy what.

3006
02:31:14,160 --> 02:31:15,600
Speaker 2: His schwe stucker.

3007
02:31:17,000 --> 02:31:19,360
Speaker 3: So there's is there anything you know, Ashley? We've heard

3008
02:31:19,920 --> 02:31:23,720
Speaker 3: big nose, big hands, big feet, all those kind of stereotypes,

3009
02:31:24,120 --> 02:31:26,200
Speaker 3: if that's the right word to use. There is there

3010
02:31:26,200 --> 02:31:28,240
Speaker 3: anything like that you ever believed or you ever look

3011
02:31:28,280 --> 02:31:29,480
Speaker 3: at just to get an idea?

3012
02:31:29,600 --> 02:31:30,280
Speaker 4: Skinny guys.

3013
02:31:31,200 --> 02:31:36,240
Speaker 6: Skinny guys have big, big big d's usually Yeah, Like

3014
02:31:36,440 --> 02:31:38,640
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm talking like ninety percent of the time.

3015
02:31:38,520 --> 02:31:39,359
Speaker 4: In my experience.

3016
02:31:41,200 --> 02:31:44,080
Speaker 3: I like that you put a percentage of yeah, it's crazy.

3017
02:31:43,520 --> 02:31:48,960
Speaker 2: Fair enough. Look that brings to an end our boner.

3018
02:31:49,760 --> 02:31:52,360
Speaker 2: How did I call it? Series? We got it all

3019
02:31:52,400 --> 02:31:52,959
Speaker 2: out of the way.

3020
02:31:53,080 --> 02:31:54,840
Speaker 3: It's all over it. I'm gonna miss it.

3021
02:31:54,959 --> 02:31:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels pretty good to get that off, you know,

3022
02:31:58,560 --> 02:32:00,560
Speaker 2: our minds and go out and have a great weekend.

3023
02:32:00,680 --> 02:32:02,080
Speaker 3: That's a good way to end a week for sure.

3024
02:32:02,080 --> 02:32:03,800
Speaker 3: Welcome back, by the way, so awesome to have.

3025
02:32:05,800 --> 02:32:07,120
Speaker 2: I can't even believe it.

3026
02:32:07,520 --> 02:32:09,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for everybody for being so cool this week.

3027
02:32:09,879 --> 02:32:12,480
Speaker 3: We definitely appreciate that. That was a big help. And

3028
02:32:12,600 --> 02:32:16,359
Speaker 3: Happy birthday to high and Tight Jesus from Word Jesus.

3029
02:32:16,440 --> 02:32:17,320
Speaker 3: Have a great weekend.