WEBVTT - I Tripped & Fell Down 0:00:06.450 --> 0:00:10.090 And now, broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio 0:00:10.110 --> 0:00:14.550 at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. 0:00:14.770 --> 0:00:16.010 Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:16.290 --> 0:00:28.420 And now, here's Armstrong and Getty. It's Friday! It's Friday! 0:00:29.860 --> 0:00:34.180 Live from Studio C. Si, senor. A dimly lit room 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:35.479 deep within the bowels of. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:37.739 The Armstrong and Getty communications compound. 0:00:37.780 --> 0:00:38.540 Hey, y'all. 0:00:39.540 --> 0:00:42.519 Today we're toiling under the title of the show. Poopy 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:48.230 water is the new atomic bomb. The nation is moving 0:00:48.270 --> 0:00:52.710 to make our infrastructure much more impervious to cyber attacks 0:00:53.190 --> 0:00:56.370 from our enemies. They might not try to kill us 0:00:56.730 --> 0:00:59.920 with giant bombs, but... Instead, turn out our lights and 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:01.190 poopify our water. 0:01:01.470 --> 0:01:02.390 Which is not a bad plan. 0:01:02.950 --> 0:01:09.250 Evil bastards. That's right, that's Secretary of State. Alternate title, 0:01:09.630 --> 0:01:13.819 Article 5 is still alive, so cut the jive. At 0:01:13.860 --> 0:01:17.300 least that's what the head of the CIA would have 0:01:17.340 --> 0:01:21.050 said if he were Sly Stone. Or Rick James. 0:01:21.170 --> 0:01:24.169 If they sent Lamont Sanford over to Moscow. You have 0:01:24.209 --> 0:01:25.559 to be old to understand that one. 0:01:25.670 --> 0:01:29.270 Exactly. I almost went with Miles Davis in your honor. 0:01:29.390 --> 0:01:31.890 I know you're a fan. Cut to jive. 0:01:32.770 --> 0:01:36.410 How y'all doing? Jury still deliberating in the Lindsay Clancy trial. 0:01:36.430 --> 0:01:38.800 I thought we might have a verdict today to talk about, 0:01:38.830 --> 0:01:43.440 but we do not. And I guess in that state, 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.200 they do it on Saturdays too. So if they don't 0:01:46.220 --> 0:01:49.240 come up with a verdict today, they could tomorrow. You've 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.230 been on jury's I've never made it to the jury 0:01:52.330 --> 0:01:55.710 because of the way I look. I mean, they look 0:01:55.750 --> 0:01:58.510 at me and they think, we can't. Shouldn't he be 0:01:58.530 --> 0:02:01.210 wearing that seat for some reason? 0:02:02.890 --> 0:02:03.730 Look at his face. 0:02:05.830 --> 0:02:08.770 But I guess a lot of times you get verdicts 0:02:08.830 --> 0:02:12.770 on Fridays because everybody either out loud says it or 0:02:12.850 --> 0:02:16.130 just kind of subconsciously. It's the end of the week. 0:02:17.060 --> 0:02:18.780 Do we want to come back on Monday again, or 0:02:18.820 --> 0:02:20.320 do we want to go back to our regular lives, 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.919 which you've interrupted for one week to two years now? 0:02:25.020 --> 0:02:26.660 And I can see why there would be pressure to 0:02:26.700 --> 0:02:28.899 try to come up with them. But they don't have 0:02:28.940 --> 0:02:31.460 that there because they work on Saturdays. 0:02:31.540 --> 0:02:34.299 So who knows? Yeah, you're right, because there is a 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:36.000 feeling of, all right, we're kind of going around in 0:02:36.060 --> 0:02:40.260 circles here. We've got a hard stop. Let's bear down. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.420 Although I must emphasize, as I do every time this 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:48.000 topic comes up, the most shocking– interesting horrifying aspect of 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:51.960 serving on multiple juries for me has been um how 0:02:52.419 --> 0:02:56.260 you every time so far i've run into people who 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.620 do not have the capacity for rational thought they are 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:02.820 swayed by their emotions their prejudices what the last person 0:03:02.930 --> 0:03:06.210 said or they'll just they float through the world in 0:03:06.270 --> 0:03:09.910 a cloud of uh confusion because they're not very bright 0:03:09.930 --> 0:03:11.870 and i i didn't hate them for it but it 0:03:11.910 --> 0:03:14.450 was certainly not i mean i can think of a 0:03:14.470 --> 0:03:17.389 couple specific examples but I thought, oh my gosh, how 0:03:17.430 --> 0:03:20.630 do we approach this? What do we do with this person? 0:03:21.590 --> 0:03:23.770 And it can suck a lot of time. 0:03:24.610 --> 0:03:26.989 So instead of 12 angry men, there should be a 0:03:27.010 --> 0:03:30.160 movie called Four Simpletons or something? Four Dumb Men? 0:03:31.100 --> 0:03:36.200 Yeah, yeah. Three angry men, three angry women, about three 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:38.720 irrational people, and three dimwits. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:41.750 The movie 12 Angry Men, which I've never actually seen, 0:03:41.770 --> 0:03:46.940 a classic, I'm told, Men. Did we not have women 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:48.950 on juries back in the day? And when did that change? 0:03:49.390 --> 0:03:53.570 That's correct. Too emotional. That's right. And they're talking. God, 0:03:53.590 --> 0:03:55.900 you'd never get out of there. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:58.060 I don't know. That's a great question. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:01.000 Katie, it's kind of you're kind of required that you say, oh, 0:04:01.220 --> 0:04:02.040 you guys or. 0:04:02.730 --> 0:04:03.050 F off. 0:04:03.090 --> 0:04:03.750 Oh, you guys. 0:04:03.930 --> 0:04:05.170 Or F off or something. 0:04:05.410 --> 0:04:10.320 Both of you F off. I'm sorry for speaking for myself. 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:12.480 We went too far. You're right. You did. 0:04:12.660 --> 0:04:15.160 See the balance there? I was stuck in silence because 0:04:15.180 --> 0:04:15.860 I was so offended. 0:04:15.900 --> 0:04:17.580 That's what that was. You were given the silent treatment. 0:04:18.620 --> 0:04:21.180 You know what you did. Did they actually not have 0:04:21.260 --> 0:04:25.140 women on juries back in the day? I'm sure that 0:04:25.180 --> 0:04:25.860 was the case. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.830 Yeah. I wonder when that'd be. I don't know. Women 0:04:28.850 --> 0:04:33.799 have had the vote since. 1918, unfortunately. 0:04:33.980 --> 0:04:36.900 Chat GPT that for me, Katie, because I'd never thought 0:04:36.940 --> 0:04:37.500 about that before. 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:41.540 Yeah, they were allowed, women were allowed on juries gradually 0:04:41.580 --> 0:04:43.600 across the United States starting in 1898. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:49.760 Okay. First state, Utah. Congratulations, Utah. Well done. Way to 0:04:49.779 --> 0:04:51.940 lead the way, Utah, as you so often do. 0:04:53.180 --> 0:04:55.120 But anyway, so no verdict in that trial. That's one 0:04:55.140 --> 0:04:55.920 thing we're keeping. 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:56.060 Our eye on. 0:04:57.260 --> 0:04:59.300 I'll tell you what, it's Friday, so I don't want 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:05.060 to go into this very long, but I was watching 0:05:05.130 --> 0:05:08.710 some of the Nepal videos and as horrific as they were, 0:05:08.850 --> 0:05:11.530 I was fine for, it didn't occur to me why 0:05:11.630 --> 0:05:15.610 until after I crossed the line, that one video that 0:05:15.670 --> 0:05:19.440 we were all watching on Wednesday, I guess, where the, 0:05:19.700 --> 0:05:22.200 the far off shot, you see all the people running 0:05:22.300 --> 0:05:25.210 from that building and then they just get obliterated. I 0:05:25.380 --> 0:05:27.500 guess because it was far enough away, I couldn't make 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:30.260 out individual people or faces. I like, I was able 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:32.300 to watch that, but I saw a video yesterday. Did 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.960 you see the one where they're all standing on that? 0:05:36.820 --> 0:05:40.400 It's like a, it's like a doc and it's close 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.310 enough to see their faces. And then when that, when 0:05:42.350 --> 0:05:45.010 that one happened, it was just, ah, I mean, that 0:05:45.089 --> 0:05:47.450 was rough. And I thought, all right, that's enough of that. 0:05:47.490 --> 0:05:50.570 Now I'm into horror porn to watch any more of these. 0:05:50.610 --> 0:05:52.990 I mean, I was, Kind of justifying it with, I mean, 0:05:53.010 --> 0:05:55.409 it is one of the most amazing weather phenomenons or 0:05:55.470 --> 0:05:58.010 whatever you want to call it, natural disasters I've ever seen. 0:05:58.050 --> 0:06:00.550 But man, you had all these people, they thought they 0:06:00.570 --> 0:06:02.710 were safe. So they escaped up to this dock and 0:06:02.750 --> 0:06:05.530 everybody's on this dock watching the flood. And then it 0:06:05.610 --> 0:06:09.330 comes from behind and it just obviously killed every single 0:06:09.390 --> 0:06:09.750 one of them. 0:06:10.060 --> 0:06:10.450 Yeah. 0:06:10.690 --> 0:06:10.880 Yeah. 0:06:10.980 --> 0:06:13.480 And I mean, you're looking right at them. And then 0:06:13.540 --> 0:06:16.120 all the other people yell, oh my God, in their, 0:06:16.580 --> 0:06:18.460 whatever language that is, Nepalese. 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:22.030 Sure. Whatever. Whatever. Michael, I know you like to keep 0:06:22.089 --> 0:06:23.589 a diary of the show. Could you make a note 0:06:23.630 --> 0:06:27.550 that Mr. Armstrong started the Friday show with child murder 0:06:27.790 --> 0:06:31.380 and natural disaster that claims thousands of lives? Just, you know, 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.540 setting a tone. It has been noted. 0:06:33.700 --> 0:06:38.920 It was a jury update and an affirmation of me 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.580 not being a sociopath. because I don't want to watch 0:06:41.620 --> 0:06:45.159 people die. And I stand by my slanders. It's weird 0:06:45.220 --> 0:06:48.240 that we do now. Uh, we didn't used to, and 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:52.240 now it's common. And I saw somebody on a somewhere CNN, 0:06:52.300 --> 0:06:55.479 there was a conversation about it where some like older 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:58.120 person said, I just saw someone die on CNN. What 0:06:58.160 --> 0:06:58.800 is going on here? 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:02.859 Yeah. You didn't used to do that. Didn't used to happen. Yeah. 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:03.240 Yeah. 0:07:03.339 --> 0:07:07.250 And I don't want to come off as fancier than 0:07:07.290 --> 0:07:09.060 now too late. Shouts the audience. 0:07:09.670 --> 0:07:14.430 Um, 5,000-bottle wine cellar like Gavin Newsom? No, no, no, 0:07:14.510 --> 0:07:17.750 not in that way. That's too much unless you're an 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:22.440 investor and wholesaler. Anyway, it used to be that. 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:27.620 That sort of kind of base, prurient, whatever word you 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:32.240 want to use, like horror porn stuff was relegated to 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:35.460 what in England, and it's a delightful name, but they 0:07:35.490 --> 0:07:41.520 would call the penny dreadfuls. The very tabloidy tales of 0:07:41.700 --> 0:07:45.450 death and crime and sex and the rest of it. 0:07:45.670 --> 0:07:49.870 And a respectable person from, you know, even like your 0:07:50.090 --> 0:07:52.750 middle class up would never be caught dead with one 0:07:52.790 --> 0:07:57.310 in their hand because it's just– it's terrible. It's embarrassing 0:07:57.770 --> 0:08:00.630 to be a fan of the penny dreadfuls. That's for 0:08:00.650 --> 0:08:01.810 the lower classes. 0:08:02.250 --> 0:08:03.650 Oh, interesting culturally. 0:08:04.150 --> 0:08:08.420 Yeah, I just– So does that mean the grim fascination 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:12.100 with watching people die? I don't think is a, an 0:08:12.140 --> 0:08:18.140 example of being a sophisticated or have like a great conscience. 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.360 No, it's not a good, a movement in the right direction. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:24.690 And maybe worse. It's just like, doesn't affect people. It 0:08:24.730 --> 0:08:29.150 just hasn't, it doesn't even register. Oh, those people that 0:08:29.470 --> 0:08:31.670 it's a nothing for some reason, because we're so used 0:08:31.690 --> 0:08:33.190 to screens, I guess. I don't know. 0:08:33.250 --> 0:08:34.349 It's kind of fun and exciting. 0:08:34.550 --> 0:08:34.650 Yeah. 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:37.020 The whole screen thing. We should start the show officially 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:38.349 and kind of reset. You are right. 0:08:38.470 --> 0:08:38.949 Joe is right. 0:08:39.050 --> 0:08:41.130 I can't argue with the point that I brought the 0:08:41.150 --> 0:08:41.910 show down on a Friday. 0:08:41.950 --> 0:08:42.550 I ruined the party. 0:08:42.570 --> 0:08:46.550 We got the daiquiri machine going. Strawberry daiquiris. And this 0:08:46.630 --> 0:08:48.220 is not the mood. I show up to your party 0:08:48.300 --> 0:08:51.400 Friday afternoon, barbecued and everything. Hey, you watching the murder trial? 0:08:51.460 --> 0:08:52.630 The woman, oh, you don't know about it? 0:08:52.900 --> 0:08:54.400 This woman, she took her kids. 0:08:55.750 --> 0:08:58.530 Yeah, and everybody's murmuring to each other. Who is that guy? 0:08:58.550 --> 0:09:00.750 Would it be weird to leave already? I mean, I 0:09:00.750 --> 0:09:03.030 don't want to be hurtful, but... What if we help 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:04.819 move the whole barbecue to your house when he goes 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:06.900 to the bathroom? Oh, God, now he's talking about dead 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.600 Nepalese people. When he goes to the bathroom, let's move 0:09:09.620 --> 0:09:11.460 the whole barbecue to your house. We won't tell him. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:12.900 When he comes out, everybody will be gone. 0:09:14.780 --> 0:09:15.140 All right. 0:09:15.300 --> 0:09:17.080 A lot to talk about today. A lot of good stuff. 0:09:17.140 --> 0:09:21.840 I'm Jack Armstrong. There's the backer machine right there. I 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:26.219 like the ice crushed really small. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.679 Joe Getty on this Friday. This is our anniversary, by 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:29.780 the way. We've got to talk about that, right? 0:09:29.820 --> 0:09:31.680 Isn't that, Michael? Isn't that our anniversary today? Yeah, in 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:34.270 three days. Oh, I thought it was today. It's the 31st. 0:09:34.370 --> 0:09:37.429 August 28th, the year 2026, we are Armstrong and Getty, 0:09:37.450 --> 0:09:38.410 and we approve of this program. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.380 We'll have an exciting preview of our anniversary coming up. 0:09:41.420 --> 0:09:44.100 Here we go. Officially now, according to FCC rules regs, 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:45.220 the show starts at Mark. 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.200 I've never had this happen before. 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:49.850 Oh, geez. 0:09:52.850 --> 0:09:55.470 All right, let me get it together real quick. 0:09:56.350 --> 0:09:59.010 You know what's interesting about that? In the context of 0:09:59.050 --> 0:10:01.900 the conversation. we were having, it sounded like crying to 0:10:01.929 --> 0:10:04.220 me if I didn't know what that was. It's often 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:08.359 hard to tell laughing from crying. We've probably all had 0:10:08.420 --> 0:10:12.400 the experience where somebody is laughing so hard we can't 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:15.460 really tell what's going on with them. And then you 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:17.740 find out it's humor. Oh, you're laughing. 0:10:18.410 --> 0:10:20.990 Right, and often if you are amused enough, tears flow 0:10:21.050 --> 0:10:23.510 from your eyes. Yeah. Hey, God, what's up with that? 0:10:23.850 --> 0:10:24.410 Go figure. 0:10:24.570 --> 0:10:26.950 Anyway, that's a tiny little clip of something that Michael's 0:10:26.990 --> 0:10:28.829 been trying to get us to play all week long. 0:10:28.870 --> 0:10:31.110 It's like his favorite clip of the week of some 0:10:31.150 --> 0:10:34.170 news anchor or something losing his ass, and we never 0:10:34.210 --> 0:10:35.910 got to it, so we will get to it today, 0:10:35.929 --> 0:10:38.010 all right? I'm told it's fantastic. 0:10:38.370 --> 0:10:39.390 All right, then. That's good. 0:10:39.470 --> 0:10:41.130 So we got headlines on the way. We got clips 0:10:41.170 --> 0:10:42.490 of the week. We got lots of news to get to. 0:10:42.510 --> 0:10:43.210 I hope you can stay here. 0:10:44.850 --> 0:10:57.230 Armstrong and Getty. The Armstrong and Getty. 0:11:00.750 --> 0:11:00.929 Show. 0:11:00.950 --> 0:11:07.650 We're just discussing Trump's personality and how unflappable he is, 0:11:08.150 --> 0:11:10.979 while at the same time being easily flapped by the 0:11:11.020 --> 0:11:14.920 most minor comment. But he keeps on keeping up. It's 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.760 an interesting trait that some of it I would like 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.000 to have. Not all of it, certainly. Anyway, we'll have 0:11:20.020 --> 0:11:20.440 to talk. 0:11:20.300 --> 0:11:24.550 About that later. I would say inflexible, not unflappable. 0:11:26.020 --> 0:11:28.920 Similar but yeah i don't know i don't know the 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:34.420 ability to just keep trying and powering through obviously everything 0:11:34.460 --> 0:11:38.079 can be taken to an extreme that is a negative in. 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:42.130 General it's a lovely quality and we're all a mix 0:11:42.190 --> 0:11:44.630 of good and bad qualities but i i would you 0:11:44.670 --> 0:11:47.030 know the counter to that and again i'm not disputing 0:11:47.070 --> 0:11:49.150 the truth of what you say just since we're talking 0:11:49.170 --> 0:11:53.850 about trump The inability to recognize that doing what you 0:11:53.890 --> 0:11:57.620 do is harming you and others and to keep doing 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:58.640 it makes you. 0:11:58.660 --> 0:12:02.520 That's a separate personality trait. We're talking about the post 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:06.000 he put out yesterday. He actually posted this about him 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:09.760 being the greatest president, greatest Republican of all time. Beneath him, 0:12:10.179 --> 0:12:11.920 Lincoln and Reagan. 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.860 Also just the greatest president of all time. He started, 0:12:16.900 --> 0:12:17.860 it was like a tournament. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.730 So he started with the best Republicans, and it was 0:12:20.790 --> 0:12:24.170 a pyramid, and right below him, Lincoln and Reagan, and 0:12:24.210 --> 0:12:28.910 then atop him, a certain personality type that would ever 0:12:28.970 --> 0:12:29.250 say that. 0:12:29.370 --> 0:12:31.910 Even if you thought it, you wouldn't do it. But 0:12:32.370 --> 0:12:36.620 that's not him, man. I'm glad you're amused. I really am. Super. 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:41.360 The polls say people are decreasingly amused, but... We all 0:12:41.380 --> 0:12:43.040 get a say in this great country thanks to the 0:12:43.059 --> 0:12:44.260 First Amendment. 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:47.180 I'm increasingly amused by all kinds of crazy things that 0:12:47.210 --> 0:12:48.470 happen in the world. What are you going to do? 0:12:48.490 --> 0:12:50.770 It's probably a good way to be. Let's figure out 0:12:50.790 --> 0:12:53.429 who's reporting what. It's the lead story with Katie Green. Katie. 0:12:53.730 --> 0:12:54.010 All right. 0:12:54.050 --> 0:12:57.130 The head networks are talking about the awful flood. ABC, 0:12:57.230 --> 0:13:03.320 hundreds dead as nearly 1,000 remain missing in massive Nepal-Tibet flood. NBC, 0:13:03.460 --> 0:13:06.559 scientists say that glacier collapse that caused the Nepal floods 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:12.070 is most likely linked to thawing permafrost. And CNN survivors 0:13:12.110 --> 0:13:14.970 say Nepal-China flooding hit like a tsunami. 0:13:15.410 --> 0:13:18.689 Hey, Europe, why don't you commit economic suicide again in 0:13:18.730 --> 0:13:21.110 the name of climate change? Because that's the only thing 0:13:21.130 --> 0:13:23.810 that's happened, really. Ice age has ended. What are you 0:13:23.830 --> 0:13:26.210 going to do? To the thing. 0:13:26.470 --> 0:13:30.890 So it was 140-foot wall of water going 40 miles 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:32.980 an hour that had fallen a mile. 0:13:33.860 --> 0:13:35.540 Yeah, that's really quite amazing. 0:13:37.260 --> 0:13:41.530 From the New York Times... Six months in, Iran's regime stands. 0:13:41.950 --> 0:13:42.270 U.S. 0:13:42.330 --> 0:13:43.990 Goals remain unmet. 0:13:45.230 --> 0:13:45.970 Whose headline was that? 0:13:46.210 --> 0:13:47.490 New York Times. Ah, come on. 0:13:47.530 --> 0:13:50.050 You're putting a negative spin, a negative accurate spin on 0:13:50.100 --> 0:13:51.920 what's going on. 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.740 Well, goals are unmet. They're in progress. Here I am 0:13:55.780 --> 0:14:00.179 defending the administration. The squeeze, the economic squeeze. We've got 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.750 to wait and see. A friend of mine, and I've 0:14:03.770 --> 0:14:05.310 got to admit, I rolled my eyes a little bit. 0:14:05.980 --> 0:14:09.720 A day after it was announced, the what was it called? 0:14:09.740 --> 0:14:12.880 The economic D-Day. I said, how's that? How do you 0:14:12.900 --> 0:14:15.780 think that's going so far? I said, no, that's that. 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:16.520 No, it's it. 0:14:16.570 --> 0:14:20.870 But it's a long time. We'll tell time. New York Times. 0:14:20.950 --> 0:14:21.730 It's right in your name. 0:14:23.390 --> 0:14:27.870 From The Washington Post, new survey says most Americans have 0:14:27.930 --> 0:14:31.350 turned against police cameras that track license plates. 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:35.760 I'm not sure where this conversation is going to end, 0:14:35.820 --> 0:14:37.880 but I'm very happy that it's being had. 0:14:37.900 --> 0:14:41.830 I don't like that they managed to do it before 0:14:41.870 --> 0:14:43.910 we had this conversation. That's what bothers me. 0:14:45.430 --> 0:14:48.850 Yeah, sure. From Breitbart. 0:14:49.490 --> 0:14:52.830 Dolly Parton recorded a secret song that will be locked 0:14:52.970 --> 0:14:55.100 away until her 100th birthday. 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:59.840 All right. Good plan. All right. Who's making money off 0:14:59.880 --> 0:15:02.960 of that plan? Hollywood Reporter. 0:15:03.630 --> 0:15:09.250 Intense Six Flags Coaster X2 closed after two riders suffer 0:15:09.380 --> 0:15:10.440 brain hemorrhages. 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:11.400 Ugh. 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:13.820 It's a little too much. 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:17.240 Have I told my worlds of fun getting my brains 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.880 bashed in story before riding the roller coaster? 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:24.360 I should tell that sometime. Horrifying. Later. Also horrifying. 0:15:24.780 --> 0:15:29.530 From the New York Post, 300-pound lioness and cub reportedly 0:15:29.770 --> 0:15:31.850 on the loose in central Indiana. 0:15:32.770 --> 0:15:35.050 I thought you were going to say on the GLP-1. 0:15:35.170 --> 0:15:38.210 I was going to say there's no need to list 0:15:38.250 --> 0:15:41.250 her weight in the news story. The gal's a little 0:15:41.290 --> 0:15:43.220 beefy for a lioness. On the loose where? 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:44.280 In Indiana. 0:15:44.300 --> 0:15:44.920 Oh, okay. 0:15:45.700 --> 0:15:46.800 Isn't that where they had the monkeys? 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:51.060 Loose? Is that Indiana? South Carolina, I think. Oh, yeah, 0:15:51.100 --> 0:15:53.510 you're right. Although, you know, there are loose monkeys now 0:15:53.550 --> 0:15:56.450 and again. Perhaps I'm forgetting the Indiana incident. 0:15:56.650 --> 0:15:59.170 Man, if you had monkeys loose and lions loose, just 0:15:59.390 --> 0:15:59.730 open the. 0:15:59.710 --> 0:16:00.860 Curtains, lock the doors, and. 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:02.940 Get some popcorn, man. 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:05.540 I'm going to saw the roof off my SUV and 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:09.430 start doing safaris through Indiana. People with their big long 0:16:09.470 --> 0:16:10.630 lens cameras and stuff. 0:16:12.970 --> 0:16:16.390 Study finds 82% of Americans say they are living their 0:16:16.450 --> 0:16:17.870 life on autopilot. 0:16:18.330 --> 0:16:21.030 What does that mean? Not a whole lot changes. 0:16:21.070 --> 0:16:22.510 They're just kind of going day to day doing the 0:16:22.550 --> 0:16:22.990 same thing. 0:16:23.630 --> 0:16:25.560 And is that supposed to be a bad thing? 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:28.020 I need more on this. 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:28.900 Yeah. 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.740 Hmm. And finally, the Babylon Bee. 0:16:32.170 --> 0:16:35.020 Assan Piker says anyone trying to twist his words as 0:16:35.140 --> 0:16:37.100 anti-Semitic is a dirty lying Jew. 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:40.300 I like that one. It's about right. Yeah, he's desperately 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.340 trying now to cover his tracks and cover up the 0:16:42.380 --> 0:16:44.480 things he said in the primary. And I get everybody 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.100 taxed to the center. But in his case, he's an Islamist. 0:16:47.580 --> 0:16:49.640 So that's going to be a little tougher. Did you 0:16:49.660 --> 0:16:51.100 see the clip of El-Sayed? 0:16:51.140 --> 0:16:53.780 He's riding in a van with Piker and they're having 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:57.530 a conversation with some other people about. the media trying 0:16:57.550 --> 0:16:59.510 to hold you to things you said and how wrong 0:16:59.550 --> 0:16:59.810 it is. 0:17:00.110 --> 0:17:01.430 We'll have to play that. It's really interesting. 0:17:01.460 --> 0:17:03.820 I didn't quite get it. I tweeted it out, but 0:17:03.890 --> 0:17:05.540 I didn't quite understand what he was up to, but 0:17:05.580 --> 0:17:08.000 it's an interesting way of looking at it. He was 0:17:08.020 --> 0:17:11.080 just outraged that the media holds you to things you said. 0:17:11.300 --> 0:17:14.140 Don't they understand the purpose is the, all right. 0:17:14.900 --> 0:17:17.260 Wow. Okay. No, I'm unfamiliar with that. I look forward 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:17.679 to hearing. Yeah. 0:17:17.700 --> 0:17:18.740 We'll see what you think of that. We're going to 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:20.540 get to clips of the week coming up a little bit, 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:22.500 and then we will move into the news of the day. 0:17:22.540 --> 0:17:23.920 That's the way we do things around here. And if 0:17:23.940 --> 0:17:26.260 you miss a segment, you can get the podcast. Armstrong 0:17:26.300 --> 0:17:29.100 and Getty on demand wherever you find podcasts. 0:17:29.140 --> 0:17:32.180 You should subscribe. That's right. Yeah. 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:35.480 Armstrong and Getty. 0:17:37.460 --> 0:17:43.240 The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:17:46.619 --> 0:17:48.350 The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:17:54.340 --> 0:17:55.280 I need a body man. 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:57.780 I'd really like to have a body man. Maybe we 0:17:57.800 --> 0:17:59.360 can add a couple of more stations and I could 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:01.900 justify it financially to have a body man. 0:18:02.890 --> 0:18:05.390 Is that somebody a henchman who hides the bodies after 0:18:05.450 --> 0:18:06.970 you've done your worst or what? 0:18:07.130 --> 0:18:09.369 I know that, you know, it's, you know, rich and 0:18:09.410 --> 0:18:12.440 famous and powerful like Trump's got one. That woman, I think. 0:18:13.150 --> 0:18:14.830 that was in the news for the last week or so. 0:18:15.050 --> 0:18:17.370 Just somebody that follows you everywhere you go, that has 0:18:17.410 --> 0:18:20.710 all your stuff, like your phone charger and your hair stuff, 0:18:20.750 --> 0:18:22.250 and if you're a woman, your makeup, and just the 0:18:22.270 --> 0:18:24.450 things you need, your pills if you use them or whatever. 0:18:24.690 --> 0:18:25.370 I need a body man. 0:18:25.410 --> 0:18:28.450 It'd be very, very handy. I'll explain why in a 0:18:28.470 --> 0:18:31.760 moment with a behind-the-scenes glimpse of the show. So will 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:32.620 me already. 0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:38.230 I'm going to get one. Probably a... foreigner who will 0:18:38.330 --> 0:18:41.840 work for less than an american i'll fake up an h-1b. 0:18:41.390 --> 0:18:43.700 Visa i need somebody who speaks english obviously. 0:18:44.180 --> 0:18:46.580 Oh yeah well some foreigners do that's what i'm told 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:50.080 anyway uh let's take a fond look back at the 0:18:50.100 --> 0:18:52.590 week that was it's cow clips of the week it's 0:18:52.619 --> 0:18:57.510 cow they call it cow clips of the week it's. 0:18:57.390 --> 0:19:01.770 Cow jurors heard from 84 witnesses as prosecutors sought to 0:19:01.869 --> 0:19:04.580 prove that lindsey clancy murdered her three children. 0:19:06.690 --> 0:19:07.770 Nothing wrong with her life. 0:19:08.810 --> 0:19:12.369 She was a nurse, a daughter, a wife, and a 0:19:12.450 --> 0:19:13.190 darn good mother. 0:19:14.330 --> 0:19:18.670 The majority of people believe that Lindsay Clancy is not 0:19:18.770 --> 0:19:19.629 criminally responsible. 0:19:20.650 --> 0:19:24.210 President Trump has now imposed a 50% tariff on about 0:19:24.210 --> 0:19:26.310 $ 20 billion in Canadian goods. 0:19:27.290 --> 0:19:29.090 I have a lot of real estate on my ass, 0:19:29.490 --> 0:19:31.190 so he has a lot of room to kiss my ass. 0:19:32.300 --> 0:19:35.540 Meta agreeing to pay up to $ 18 billion in a 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:36.340 landmark deal. 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:41.280 Meta has agreed to set a default daily time limit 0:19:41.420 --> 0:19:42.020