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Speaker 1: The ninety three Half Ass Morning Show. Three.

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Speaker 2: So, so this is what life is like on the

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Speaker 2: surface of the moon. Huh two three hundred below zero,

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Speaker 2: very few signs of life. Josh is currently surviving solely

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Speaker 2: by consuming his own fluids.

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Speaker 3: I've always wanted to do it, but now I've got

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Speaker 3: an excuse. At least it's not as windy as yesterday.

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Speaker 3: My goodness, I was not expecting that. It was like

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Speaker 3: a blizzard by my house last night. She was blowing

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Speaker 3: kind of cool looking, but I bet if you're on

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Speaker 3: the roads, that sucked quite a bit. And my house

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Speaker 3: was making noises I've never heard before, and I was

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Speaker 3: home alone. And so either ghosts come out in freezing

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Speaker 3: weather or my house might be in some trouble.

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Speaker 4: There could be two burglars coming to rob the place.

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Speaker 3: The Frozen bandits.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to one cold ash broadcast of the ninety

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Speaker 2: three Acts Half Ass Morning Show. Yeah, I'll part your

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Speaker 2: hair for you this morning.

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Speaker 3: As Babyface Destroyer Jesus said, it's so cold you can

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Speaker 3: hear it. Yeah, there is something to that where everything's steaming.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you. On my way in today, it was

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Speaker 3: very lightly traveled. I didn't see the only car. I

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Speaker 3: saw two cars, and they must have had some engine trouble.

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Speaker 3: They were long gone, but they were pulled over to

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Speaker 2: Now that would suck eggs.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I can't even imagine. Did you guys pack a

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Speaker 3: winter kit or anything?

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Speaker 5: I always have one in my car.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I never have. My mom would always get on

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Speaker 3: my case about it. I saught, I'll be fine. I

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Speaker 3: never once have. It's gonna kid me someday.

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Speaker 2: The winter survival kit?

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Speaker 3: Did your parents ever get on you guys about that?

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Speaker 2: Our mother mentioned it once or twice, but as you know, Josh,

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Speaker 2: they didn't really truly care.

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Speaker 3: It just seems like something you should say is.

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Speaker 2: You knew them, you knew they didn't ever really truly care.

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Speaker 2: I remember my mother saying something about a winter survival

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Speaker 2: kit when we were young, and I thought it sounded

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Speaker 2: so dopey that still to this day, I don't think

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Speaker 2: I could put one in my car.

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Speaker 4: You'd rather just die.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're not gonna freaking where how am I gonna

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Speaker 2: die between? Maybe if I was up way up by

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Speaker 2: the border or something.

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Speaker 3: I know. I don't miss parking outdoors, I'll tell you that,

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Speaker 3: much like scraping and fingers cross your car starts.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't hear anything about from you yuppies with

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Speaker 6: your heated garages in that other.

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Speaker 4: Studio right now.

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Speaker 5: Hey, my garage is and heated.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well you still have a garage, Ash.

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Speaker 3: I grew up. I grew up without any of that.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I didn't have a garage until maybe

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Speaker 3: close to thirty years old. So you know, I know

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Speaker 3: what you're going through.

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Speaker 5: I think he finally cleared it out like this past summer. Otherwise,

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Speaker 5: like last one, ter I didn't park at the garage

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Speaker 5: because we just had so much crap in it.

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Speaker 3: I did put in a garage heater, though.

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Speaker 2: Did you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so jealous.

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Speaker 3: I don't want I'd recommend apollow heating, Aaron Plumbing. Oh,

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Speaker 3: call Apollo dot.

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Speaker 2: Com the Winter Survival Kit. Now.

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Speaker 5: My mom still calls every every time it's gonna be

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Speaker 5: cold or when I travel with my baby, especially now,

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Speaker 5: she'll make sure, like you know, make sure you have

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've ever done that either.

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Speaker 2: If I was taking a car ride this morning from

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Speaker 2: Bowabbik to Fargo then maybe, but yes, I remember that

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Speaker 3: Gonna be a busy day for I'd imagine HVAC folks

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Speaker 3: and plumbers and stuff like that. Read a couple of

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Speaker 3: for seventy two hours responding to boilers and burst pipes.

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Speaker 3: And dude, we found out we've had a couple burst

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Speaker 2: I know. Well, wait a minute, you've had everything right.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot we have and it's kind of crazy.

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Speaker 3: I must have been, uh told you some sort of

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Speaker 2: But I told you to get out of that friggin house.

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Speaker 3: My wife will let us. But we have we found

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Speaker 3: so our we got lucky it wasn't too much damage.

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Speaker 3: But I lived in a townhouse when I first moved

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Speaker 3: It was flowing over the garage from that. I guess

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Speaker 3: looking that I felt terrible for the people and where

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Speaker 3: had recently come to the country from warm climates, so

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Speaker 3: much so that I was like the local guide where

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Speaker 3: So what do we do here? But they had gone

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Speaker 3: back home, this family that lived there and didn't know better,

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Speaker 2: The furnace off.

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Speaker 3: It was I mean, it was I've never seen anything, honestly,

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Speaker 3: have you ever been to Like many ho falls when

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Speaker 5: Yeah, beautiful, beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Never been there in person, but yeah, I can picture

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Speaker 3: Look just like that, and so it destroyed theirs unfortunate,

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Speaker 3: and the people on either side of them got worked

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Speaker 2: I've known one person. I've known one person who had

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Speaker 2: just that full on four alarm dead of winter pipe

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Speaker 2: You could have played some of these upcoming Olympic hockey

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Speaker 2: games on the floor of their basement. Just I can't

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Speaker 2: even imagine how I would react to something like that.

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Speaker 2: I'm very sensitive to little issues like that in my

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about. I just go nuts. I get so

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Speaker 3: Well, you've had a couple of big issues too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had a water in the basement thing before me.

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Speaker 3: That was like you came to work, you left, and

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Speaker 3: you were wet vacking water until the next day. I

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Speaker 3: mean you, I remember that you had a real bad.

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Speaker 2: Time once, Dude.

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Speaker 3: I just don't all times, maybe.

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Speaker 2: A couple of times. I don't have the patience the

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Speaker 2: of what you were just explaining, Josh, I would bust

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Speaker 3: I feel for people that are having some trouble with

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Speaker 3: saying cars just decided I'm not doing it today. Today's

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry those aren't cheap, so he said. He also

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Speaker 3: still can't find his peener because he got stuck on

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Speaker 2: To be broken down on the side of the road

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Speaker 2: this morning. God be with you, God, and Baby Jesus

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Speaker 2: be with you. Let's talk about hot things. Tell me

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Speaker 2: something hot.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday was National Hot Sauce Day. I enjoy a good

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Speaker 3: hot sauce.

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Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, me too.

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you put it on a lot of stuff, right

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Speaker 3: and everything. Yeah, my wife's kind of like that where

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Speaker 2: I like to rub it in my eyes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yourself.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my husband like doesn't. I don't know. He like

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Speaker 5: shames me for eating Tabasco sauce on everything makes me

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Speaker 2: I like to dump a little on my athlete's foot.

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Speaker 2: That'll warm you, eh. Are the kids going to school

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Speaker 2: in your neighborhood, Josh, or did the cold shut it off?

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Speaker 2: I shut down, And I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: My kid would have had a lonely wait at the

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Speaker 3: all three. It used to be the case. Sure, And

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Speaker 3: surprised because I kept reading this school, this school, this

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Speaker 3: that no, he doesn't school. So yeah, my son would

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Speaker 3: like quite a few districts have decided too.

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Speaker 2: Cold, let it go. They said, soft ass punks with

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we never we talked about it before, not to

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Speaker 3: never had a cold day. I only remember a couple

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Speaker 3: of snow days. Have you guys ever heard of that

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Speaker 3: blizzard in nineteen ninety one, the Halloween blizzard of ninety more,

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Speaker 3: I recall anyone ever talked about that, I think, So

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Speaker 2: A cold day, yeah, I don't remember that ever happened.

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Speaker 3: We never did.

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Speaker 5: We had some cold days when I was in high school.

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Speaker 5: But it sucked because I think it was like the

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Speaker 5: last trimester of the year. We had to make up

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Speaker 4: Oh that sucks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So they just added like four minutes to every day.

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Speaker 4: This was so it four minutes.

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Speaker 6: I've heard the cases where they had extra days into

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Speaker 3: That's what they did for us that year.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they just stretched out the days longer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so dumb.

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Speaker 5: It was just like slightly inconvenient.

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Speaker 2: So you's pretty nitpicky.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're so much smarter now for those four extra

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Speaker 6: minutes for a few days.

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Speaker 5: Actually, right, we didn't and especially because like you don't

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Speaker 5: do anything in class. The last ten minutes of the

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Speaker 4: Oh, the last two hours of the day, you kind

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Speaker 3: That's the best isn't it. I loved that that would

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't picture in Las Vegas, Josha.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's pretty.

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Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a residency

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Speaker 2: At something that you went to. Everyone else is at

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to a place called Best Buy.

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Speaker 2: But you went to Las Vegas and it was cold, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well cold for Las Vegas, yeah, but it was warmer.

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Speaker 5: I always look that stuff up ahead of time. Oh

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Speaker 3: So guy on.

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Speaker 2: Once we took a boat to the Bahamas and when

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Speaker 3: We're taking our outside of Wisconsin, We're taking and well,

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Speaker 3: I'm not a beach guy.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: They all want to lay on the beach and stuff

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Speaker 5: Something up the sand between your toes.

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Speaker 3: No, I'll all go out there with them and go,

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Speaker 3: oh sweet, that's a big body of water. Doesn't go

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: I can't imagine you swimming.

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Speaker 3: I don't even take baths.

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Speaker 2: Some people love that sun, Josh, they love to soak

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Speaker 2: up this. You're not much of a swimmer. No, me neither.

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Speaker 5: I'm picturing it and it would look kind of funny, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Josh, No, honey on the beach, T shirt, nose plug,

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Speaker 2: I'll do this with you if you want. You want

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it probably wouldn't be a bad idea. Although I

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I could probably learn or use that lesson.

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Speaker 2: And I've also I've never been a very skilled swimmer.

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Speaker 2: You know who swam for her high school team? Who's

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Speaker 2: at my wife? Oh? Did she ye know that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Total nerd.

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Speaker 3: I had a buddy who was on a swim team

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Speaker 3: like it wasn't an Olympic team, but some other team

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Speaker 4: Shave the whole thing down.

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Speaker 2: Huh it was cut bad.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, swimmer's a good shape. They weren't those muscles that

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Speaker 6: he didn't even know you have?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well we've talked about some some hot, warm things.

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Speaker 2: Perfect morning for it.

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Speaker 5: Come on, you can't do that.

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Speaker 3: It's a private joke alone a couple of people.

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Speaker 2: Leave it alone.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had something word there was a laugh

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Speaker 3: that got you so hard your nose hurts and you

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 3: We had a really long walk to again, I sound,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, uphill both ways.

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Speaker 3: It was uphill one way.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just had one hills at the time.

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Speaker 2: We got lucky. We only had to walk one half

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Speaker 3: Ours was about eight blocks away.

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Speaker 2: I could see I can see our bus stop. I

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna look up how many blocks.

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Speaker 2: You had to walk? Eight blocks to get on the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, keep in mind you. I went to Catholic school,

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Speaker 3: Now they got their own. Now they have their own.

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Speaker 3: They don't contract with anybody.

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Speaker 2: It's fancy. Do you have a friend named Jack?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he, but he rode a horse, not a bus.

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Speaker 3: Jack was an equestrian type of guy.

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Speaker 2: So you never had to holler stop the bus and

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Speaker 2: let my friend Jack off.

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Speaker 3: No, never once, but I would help Jack get on

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Speaker 2: I don't know the bit you're referring to.

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Speaker 3: Well, if you help Jack on the horse, yes, to

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Speaker 2: Right? Ah, cripes, is this over yet?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 3: We got a little waste to go.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, so we hope everyone's doing all right.

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Speaker 2: You're texting in. That means you're probably doing all right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully the glow of your phone screen and keeping

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Speaker 2: Uh, here's someone texting in from Florida. You know how

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Speaker 2: effect on me, It really doesn't. I've said this before.

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Speaker 2: I would I'd rather go thirty five below every day

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Speaker 2: it doesn't work on me personally. You know when they

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Speaker 2: throw that at you, Well, I'm in Florida right now

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Speaker 2: and it's eighty one degree. Hey you're in Florida. I'm here.

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Speaker 2: I win. That's just my personal vibe. What else is

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Speaker 2: going on? Well, speaking of, you know, school days, someone

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Speaker 2: Gym classes for kids these days are too soft?

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Speaker 5: What do they do?

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Speaker 2: I'm not exactly sure what they do, but I don't

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Speaker 2: remember really getting our asses whooped in gym class.

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Speaker 5: No me either.

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Speaker 6: A you know, a crate of balls and said, hey,

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Speaker 6: go go a have at it and you roll it out.

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Speaker 2: Yep, you roll out the ball. You know what. I

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Speaker 2: liked that, just roll it out.

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Speaker 3: Scooter hockey?

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Speaker 4: Oh that was fun, so much fun.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever play that?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: You get your fingers pinched? All that sucks.

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Speaker 3: I didn't have that happen.

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Speaker 5: Did you guys ever bowl?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 5: I was telling somebody about I think it was my husband,

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Speaker 5: and he thought that was crazy. We did this thing

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Speaker 5: called Midnight Bawl, and so they would turn off all

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Speaker 5: the lights and then they'd have some like cool like

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Speaker 2: No, I have no memories of bowling.

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Speaker 3: I want to do that.

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Speaker 5: So that sounds like so much fun. I need to

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Speaker 5: go back to Weaver Elementary.

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Speaker 6: I remember it was rubber rubber bowling balls and plastic pins,

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Speaker 6: so you could basically bounce that ball to this ceiling

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00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:00,880
Speaker 6: of the gym.

451
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,280
Speaker 3: My kids did roller skating and they had like a

452
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,639
Speaker 3: whole event. I mean, parents could go. And some of

453
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,160
Speaker 3: those kids were embarrassed by their parents because a couple

454
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,399
Speaker 3: of them were really showing off, like hal and Malcolm

455
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,800
Speaker 3: in the middle. We never got to do that.

456
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,040
Speaker 2: I have no memories of roller skating. And parents would

457
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,080
Speaker 2: come to watch their children roller skates and watch.

458
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:24,560
Speaker 3: You could get in there if you wanted to.

459
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,439
Speaker 2: So it was like a father son mother daughter day parents.

460
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,320
Speaker 3: So the kids had learned how to roller skate, right,

461
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,760
Speaker 3: and so then once they got good enough, they had

462
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Speaker 3: the parents go. And there's a couple of guys that

463
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:36,560
Speaker 3: were trying out for the.

464
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,639
Speaker 4: Olympics that looked like, that's embarrassing.

465
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,600
Speaker 3: My wife got out there and I was a little embarrassed.

466
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,040
Speaker 2: You know, just a couple of your wife got out

467
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 2: there and roller skate. Is she any good at it?

468
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,200
Speaker 3: She's actually very good. She's a good skater.

469
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,000
Speaker 2: And you can't skate for dick.

470
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,280
Speaker 3: Nope, I'm what they call an ankle burner. Oh yeah,

471
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 3: I'm pretty bad.

472
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 2: I don't know what gets into people. But you know,

473
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:01,199
Speaker 2: a few older folks got on the internet and just

474
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:08,120
Speaker 2: they say, gym class is too soft these days and

475
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,440
Speaker 2: the kids aren't being taught. Let me find some of

476
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,120
Speaker 2: the words here.

477
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Speaker 3: Or did they get rid of square dancing? It was

478
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:18,239
Speaker 3: so important and difficult? Yeah, we did that too, did

479
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,920
Speaker 3: they did you actulely when you were going.

480
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:20,159
Speaker 2: No.

481
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,360
Speaker 5: Yes, we did dancing, but not square dancing. We did

482
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 5: like the typical we learned like the macarina, I don't know,

483
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 5: stupid little like the ymz a cute little dances like that.

484
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,479
Speaker 2: Here's what one older person had to say about current.

485
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,399
Speaker 2: What's the big word for Jim again?

486
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 4: Physical education?

487
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 2: I'm misser. Yeah, but anyway, older person said we should

488
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 2: return to the days of intensive fitness drills memory.

489
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess those sucked. Yeah, when we did, like

490
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:02,399
Speaker 5: the pacer test, the pacer so you would just it

491
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 5: would be in the gym with the basketball court, so

492
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 5: you would it was it would beep, and then you

493
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 5: would go to the other side of the gym and

494
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 5: then it would beep, and then you would go back

495
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 5: and it would get faster and faster and faster and

496
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,159
Speaker 5: faster and faster. So you'd start off walking. But by

497
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 5: the end of course, there's like three dudes out there

498
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,439
Speaker 5: that are try hards, that are like full on.

499
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 3: I guess I hated the running.

500
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 5: Oh that was yeah, that that was bad.

501
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 2: I mean I remember they would you'd run back and forth,

502
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,439
Speaker 2: they'd time you.

503
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 5: People would throw up.

504
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 2: Maybe that maybe that's what Maybe I don't know this

505
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 2: word pacer, but of course I remember running and your

506
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 2: timed and this and that.

507
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,880
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something I'm embarrassed by. I'm I'm

508
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 3: actually quite ashamed by that half mile run or mile run,

509
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 3: whatever it was. I can't remember. I cheated, did you?

510
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 3: I cut through an alley because terrible fat kid, it

511
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 3: was tough to run. I thought I was going to die,

512
00:22:58,119 --> 00:22:59,959
Speaker 3: and so I cut through the alley.

513
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 5: I walked.

514
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I still finished towards the end of the pack,

515
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 3: but it was a lot easier than I think what

516
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 3: the rest of the people at. There was a few

517
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 3: of us that decided we're just going to cut.

518
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 7: Right through you.

519
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,120
Speaker 5: That's smart. That's really smart.

520
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 2: At Yeah, maybe callisthenics is the word I was looking.

521
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,719
Speaker 3: For to bring that up, But that's I thought that

522
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 3: was different.

523
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 2: I don't know the.

524
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 3: Presidential Fitness Test we did that? Oh yeah, do you

525
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 3: guys do that?

526
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 4: N'll run the static arm, hang the sit and reach

527
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 4: all that stuff. Even Oh yeah, those are.

528
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,880
Speaker 3: I thought that was pretty cool.

529
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 5: We never did that.

530
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 2: I'm sure we did all of those things.

531
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 3: Alence beam what cool.

532
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 2: That was fun, But I just don't remember it being

533
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 2: terribly intense is the word that they keep using, these

534
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 2: people who are complaining about modern gym classes for kids.

535
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 2: I don't remember ever thinking to myself, Wow, this is intense.

536
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 2: This is really testing me to the limits. And these

537
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 2: older folks are asking for those days to return.

538
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 3: The only ones out. So we didn't have swimming at

539
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 3: when I grew up in my schools, so that that

540
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 3: might have been difficult. But the only things I remember

541
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 3: hating were the runs and that climbing the rope.

542
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was banded. Climbing the row.

543
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 5: The rope was never a thing when I was in school. Thankfully,

544
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 5: I would suck at that.

545
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 3: Oh I suppose pull ups weren't a very fun day

546
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 3: for a kid that couldn't do one single pull up.

547
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 4: Embarrassing day.

548
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 5: These were the worst days for me.

549
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, normally i'll I'll jump in really and bash the

550
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: younger people. But I don't really know where they're going

551
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:36,239
Speaker 2: with this. Gym classes have gotten too soft on the

552
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 2: young people.

553
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 6: All the problems facing the youth of America, I don't

554
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 6: put gym class near the top.

555
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 3: It seems like they're doing a lot of the same

556
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 3: stuff we did, if not maybe some more. You know

557
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 3: some kind of cooler.

558
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 2: Things, shit ups, push ups, all that.

559
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 5: I want to go to elementary gym class again. I

560
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 5: can't stop thinking about that now. That sounds like so

561
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 5: much fun. They didn't push you too hard, just to

562
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 5: go and have fun with all your friends.

563
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 4: Play with a big parachute. That was awesome, that parachute.

564
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 3: I remember the parish warsaw Jesus said they got to

565
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 3: play pickleball and badminton end quote. That was dope. We

566
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 3: did badminton pickleball not. I don't know if it just

567
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 3: wasn't a thing. My kids played pickleball.

568
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: Though there was no such thing as pickleball.

569
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 3: Oh.

570
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 6: I remember one unit we had that was really strenuous.

571
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 6: We did cup stacking.

572
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 3: What oh really?

573
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 7: Yeah?

574
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 4: That was really like comped of like speed cup stacking.

575
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 3: My kids did that too.

576
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, you make a pyramid and then tear it down

577
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 6: and like the fastest kid won.

578
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 2: I forgot.

579
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 3: We bought some of those cup kits. My daughter was

580
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 3: really into it.

581
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 5: Why did that get bag? Was that because of pitch Perfect?

582
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 3: It had to have been there.

583
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 6: I mean, pitch Perfect was twenty years away from me

584
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 6: when I was in elementary school, so it's definitely before.

585
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's huh, box talks, box tossing. Jesus had archery, awesome,

586
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 3: dang right. We had a local park that had like

587
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 3: day camps and dated an archery camp. I did that once.

588
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 2: That was a blast. Worst mistake. One of the worst

589
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 2: decisions in my life was grade school gym class where

590
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 2: we had our grade school Olympics and everybody had to

591
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 2: sign up for something. Yeah, you know, all right, So

592
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 2: I must have not been paying attention and all the

593
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 2: cool events got gobbled up while I was not paying attention.

594
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 2: So there was no room left to run the fifty

595
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 2: yard dashed or you know what I mean, on the

596
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 2: list of little kid would put his name up there.

597
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 2: There was no room left on that. The hurdles, they

598
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,959
Speaker 2: were all filled out. What other cool things might you do?

599
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 2: Throwing the shot put, throwing the discus? I missed all that,

600
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 2: So here I am, I need to sign up for

601
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 2: what's left? And our gym teacher said, well, the four

602
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 2: hundred meter meter, and I said, I put my name

603
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 2: on there. I didn't even know what the four hundred

604
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 2: meter meter was.

605
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 4: Oh boy, it's a loop.

606
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 2: It's a long friggin foot race. So I said, okay,

607
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 2: just point me to the start line. We get to

608
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: the start line, the little gun goes off. I start

609
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 2: running my nuts off because I have no idea what

610
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 2: I've signed up for. I have this gargantuan lead on

611
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 2: everybody because everyone else is pacing themselves because it's a

612
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 2: long pig. We go through one lap. I think it's over. No,

613
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: it's not over. You got to keep going. I won

614
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 2: the damn thing, and I almost killed myself doing it

615
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,719
Speaker 2: because I did not know when it was over. And

616
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 2: also what motivated me was a gal that I had

617
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 2: a wicked crush on at the time was watching. So

618
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 2: as a twelve year old kid, I just about dropped

619
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 2: dead of a cardiac arrest. You had to show out

620
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: because I showed up and signed up for an event

621
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 2: that I hit no idea what the rules were.

622
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 3: So something you said in there about that girl watching

623
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 3: it echoes what poor social skills. Jesus said she was

624
00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 3: a tryhard at gym class Ashley for the pacer test

625
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: and made fun of for trying so hard. But she

626
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 3: said the other kids didn't understand that her crush was

627
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 3: in that class.

628
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's a big deal.

629
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 3: So she was showing off. Somebody else says the uh oh,

630
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 3: where'd that go? The peg board for strength? I love pegging.

631
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 3: You guys know this about me.

632
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got me into it.

633
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 3: Yeah I did.

634
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 4: We never had that, No, we never had that.

635
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks fun. I've seen that before.

636
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,439
Speaker 4: I have seen it too, Man, we didn't have that

637
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 4: at my school.

638
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. That was the high school level stuff, you know,

639
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: the weight lifting and the climbing with the pegs. Yeah, yeah,

640
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: that was there. I don't have any memories of of

641
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: you know, any details, but yeah.

642
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 3: High Hopes McGee. Jesus was also the fat kid in class.

643
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 3: He said the gym teacher would tell him he could

644
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 3: do girl push ups instead of regular ones because of

645
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 3: his weight.

646
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I was there. All right, listen up,

647
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: this is our final final. We'll talk to Randy Shaver

648
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 2: a little bit later. Stupid news, all the regular stuff,

649
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: hang in there. It's a stiff one out there. Good

650
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 2: news is, from what I learned last night, we only

651
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 2: got like ten or eleven more days of this and

652
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 2: no biggie. Then we'll be off the hook. You're a

653
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 2: terrific crowd. When we come back, we'll get to that.

654
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 2: Stupid news report. We'll be right back on the half

655
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 2: last morning show, Stupid News on the half assed morning show.

656
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: Get some cubby. Oh god, here we go, the final final.

657
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, today's stupid News features two

658
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 2: or three real characters, some unique type of characters here,

659
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 2: Like we'll start with this f and guy in stinking

660
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 2: New Hampshire, New Hampshire, a young fella stands accused of

661
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 2: breaking into a house or two. All right, and at

662
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 2: least with one of those houses he busted his way into,

663
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: he poured Caso dip all over their television and furniture.

664
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: That's frustrating.

665
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 5: Was it? I'm guessing it was their own caso?

666
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 2: Can anyone tell me what the what is wrong with

667
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 2: this guy? Yes, their own Caso dip?

668
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 5: Well, that sucks even more.

669
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 2: That's a paper plate. It's not a paper plate covered

670
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 2: with Nato chips. That's my television, right, he poured it

671
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: all over the.

672
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 3: Now you're a former cheese man yourself.

673
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 2: Oh, one night at Sant claud State I was cheese man.

674
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 2: They were chatting it all over campus.

675
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 3: You were vandalized by cheese. The story isn't too triggering

676
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 3: for you?

677
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 2: No, No, I had no real problems being cheese man.

678
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 3: You were okay with cheese Man.

679
00:30:54,840 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 2: I was unconscious throughout my experience, as she so. I

680
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: stayed up for about a day and a half, drinking

681
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: and carrying on up at Sant claud State, and it

682
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: was probably seven or eight o'clock at night. Party had

683
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: just started. I made the mistake of sitting down and

684
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 2: the lights went out. I completely my body finally gave way,

685
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 2: and just in a casual seated position, my head tilted

686
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: back and I was done. And this is just the

687
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: beginning of the night. By midnight or one, some people

688
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 2: had poured a bucket of that cheese whiz into a bowl,

689
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 2: put it in a microwave, and then poured it over

690
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: the top of my head. And it molded perfectly to

691
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 2: my head and face, and they tore out eye holes,

692
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 2: and they tore out a hole so I could breathe.

693
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 2: And for the rest of the party, I was Cheeseman

694
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: and they were dancing around me. Photos were taken with Cheeseman.

695
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 2: I was absolutely one hundred percent unconscious.

696
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 3: I missed chee Whiz. I always forget about that. In Velveta,

697
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 3: you got.

698
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 2: My cheese Whiz Boy, what movie the Blues Brothers nineteen eighty.

699
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 3: That's good stuff. You like cheese whiz Yeah, yeah, yeah,

700
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 3: it's so good. I was thinking, like, why haven't I

701
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 3: had qeso in a while? That's a good food right there.

702
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 3: This particular situation where somebody's being vandalized, don't get mad

703
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 3: at me. I thought this was kind of funny. Somebody

704
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 3: getting vandalized by cheese out for a rip. Jesus says,

705
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 3: that's the worst caso scenario right there.

706
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 2: So I knew that was going to happen later on

707
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 2: that evening. It was worth it. Later on that evening,

708
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 2: the police broke up this beer party. Everyone is either

709
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: leaving the party, well, most everyone left. There's only a

710
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 2: handful of people left. And I was told that one

711
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 2: of the cops. Two cops walked into the house. One

712
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 2: of them made a bee line for me and was

713
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 2: just standing over me, trying to figure out what I

714
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: was doing there sleeping with a perfectly molded cheese mask on.

715
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 2: And I guess the cop grabbed one of my buddies,

716
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 2: pointed at me and said, what's this guy's story? And

717
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 2: my friend said, don't worry about him, he's fine. He

718
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: fell asleep a few hours ago. The cops were thinking

719
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 2: about taking me to the spin dry. Sure, but my

720
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 2: pal said no, no, no, so.

721
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 4: Can't take Cheeseman to the spin dry.

722
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: Cheese Man was saved, and of course, you know how

723
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: it was back in those days. Ten minutes after the

724
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 2: cops left, everyone poured back into the party. I did

725
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 2: wake up around two or three in the morning, and

726
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 2: it was just I had no idea what had happened.

727
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 2: But as soon as I opened my eyes, the whole

728
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: party went, Yay, cheese Man has returned. I'm like, who's cheese.

729
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,479
Speaker 2: I'm looking behind myself, Who's cheese? It was me.

730
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 3: I'm glad you didn't get hurt. I mean, shoot, it

731
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 3: sounds like something you could get third degree burns from

732
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 3: stuff would get super high.

733
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: From what I was told. Good point. From what I

734
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 2: was told, they were very careful not to create the

735
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: cheese mask until the temperature was a non life threatening.

736
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 2: So here we go. Dude in New Hampshire breaks into

737
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 2: a house a few of them, and at one particular

738
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 2: house he poured keeso dip all over their television and

739
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: as the older people would say, they're furnature. The story says, oh,

740
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 2: speaking of hard drinking college nonsense. The story says, the

741
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: young dude is a college student. He goes by the

742
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 2: name of Alec. He's he's only at nineteen years old,

743
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 2: so I don't know. Maybe he's the type that you

744
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: know turns into a lunatic when he's drunk. Whenever I

745
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 2: read about a college student Josh coming uncorked, I automatically

746
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 2: think binge drinking had to play a role. But I

747
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 2: could be wrong.

748
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think everyone has that friend. Well maybe

749
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,479
Speaker 3: not everyone, but I know certainly we've got a friend

750
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 3: where he's a completely different person after maybe his second fear.

751
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: Especially when they're really young, because they don't know how

752
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 2: to manage it yet. Yeah, so let me tell you

753
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 2: some more details on how this Alec kid goes about things.

754
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: In one night, he broke into three or four houses,

755
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 2: they say here. All these houses were near the college campus.

756
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 2: At one house he walked into, Oh, this was the

757
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: house with the caso dip. He walked into a bedroom

758
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 2: and watched a couple sleep for a little while.

759
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 4: It's unsettling.

760
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 3: That's a good way to get shot.

761
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I can't imagine waking off.

762
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 2: And seeing that they did wake up they see the

763
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 2: sum bitch just hovering over them.

764
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no no.

765
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 2: The dude half of that couple hopped up out the

766
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 2: fart sack. Alec runs out of a house and that's

767
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 2: when the dude went downstairs and saw that Alec had

768
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 2: gone rummaging through their refrigerator. The Caso Dip had been

769
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 2: boocockied all over the furniture, all of the living room

770
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 2: sure had also been flipped over, and eggs were smashed

771
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 2: on the kitchen floor. Thanks Dick. Right.

772
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

773
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 5: Do you guys ever wake up in the middle of

774
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 5: the night and you think you see something in like

775
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 5: the corner of your bedroom for a second, and you

776
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 5: have to like readjust your eyes have to link a

777
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 5: couple times.

778
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, okay, maybe when I was a tiny

779
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 2: little kid.

780
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 5: Oh luckily, no, that still happens to me. So I

781
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 5: can't imagine like doing that and thinking I see this

782
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 5: guy and then like rubbing my eyes, like, oh no,

783
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 5: he's still there. This is a real person.

784
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 2: When I was a tiny kid, I probably woke up

785
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: and thought I saw the abominable snowman in my room,

786
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: But not since. So you still have this. You you

787
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 2: have this feeling that someone's in the room with you.

788
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, yeah, so scary.

789
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 3: Maybe you have someone in the room with you.

790
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 5: Dude, I'm so paranoid. I don't know what's wrong with me.

791
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 5: Even like in the middle of the day, I'll be

792
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 5: in my kid's room with him, trying to put him

793
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 5: to sleep, so you know, it's dark in there, and

794
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 5: I get it. Sometimes if I think too much about it,

795
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 5: I'm like, ah, is there's somebody in the closet. Why

796
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 5: would there it be somebody in the closet. I've been

797
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 5: home all day.

798
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 2: Now, I got a bargain with your husband. We got

799
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 2: to play some kind of a grand prank on you someday.

800
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 3: No, oh, I almost killed Dana this morning.

801
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 2: Oh you did.

802
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you know we've mentioned before Dana's jumpy. But

803
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 3: this is totally my fault. And I could see why.

804
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 3: I was like standing in the I never turned lights on,

805
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 3: and I was standing in like the corner of the

806
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,280
Speaker 3: bathroom look at something on my phone and I didn't

807
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 3: have the lights on, and he walked in and it

808
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,280
Speaker 3: was really a stupid place where I was standing.

809
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you know, you turned the corner to get in,

810
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 6: and Josh's along that wall where I couldn't see him

811
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 6: until and he's just leaning up against the wall in

812
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 6: the pitch black dark of the bathroom.

813
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so you earned that one.

814
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 5: So scared.

815
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 7: I was.

816
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: Not only did I feel terrible about that, but I

817
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,919
Speaker 3: was incredibly embarrassed. I wasn't expectingbody to walk in. Yeah,

818
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 3: and I got you big time. Yeah, I'm sorry for it.

819
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 4: It's okay.

820
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 6: It was It's more funny than it was scary, because

821
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 6: it was just like it was stupid. I was like,

822
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 6: what what's happening here?

823
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 3: That was a dumb situation.

824
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 5: Did you think there was somebody there to kill you?

825
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 7: I did?

826
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 6: I mean, it happened so fast, and I thankfully he

827
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 6: had he was looking at his phone. Josh was looking

828
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 6: at his phone, so there' at least the glow of

829
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 6: the phone, so I could see it was Josh, and

830
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 6: I knew it was him. But yeah, other than if

831
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 6: that hadn't happened, it was just a dark silhouette figure

832
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 6: standing there.

833
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 5: You could hear a breathing. Yeah, and there was a.

834
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 3: Pitch black in this.

835
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 5: That's so hilarious to me.

836
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 3: I'm very sorry for that, Okay, man, I'm embarrassed and

837
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 3: it was stupid.

838
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna bring it up unless you did.

839
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 6: I didn't want to embarrass you further because I knew

840
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 6: you in the moment how dumb you felt.

841
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I was embarrassed.

842
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 2: Shadow monsters, Ashley. People. Other people are texting and saying

843
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 2: they also see shadow monsters in their room.

844
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

845
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 2: So I got to work something out with your h Bill.

846
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 2: We're gonna give it like five years.

847
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 5: Oh god, no.

848
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 2: And I'm going to work it out with your husband.

849
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 3: Especially and I try and scare each other every day.

850
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 3: I mean it's a daily occurring. So I would think

851
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 3: you have a tolerance at this point. It sounds like

852
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 3: not in her own home. So what I'm going to

853
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 3: work out is your husband's going to leave the bedroom

854
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 3: one night while you are unconscious. I'm going to walk

855
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 3: in and I'm going to stand there for as long

856
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 3: as it takes, so.

857
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 2: I can be the real life version of that childhood

858
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 2: fear that still bothers you. And you know what line

859
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: I got to dump on you when you wake up

860
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 2: and see me, huh could have killed you because I

861
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 2: know you like that old junior.

862
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 5: I don't know that might make it not scary because

863
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 5: I'll be dying so hard.

864
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 3: I bet a couple of those moments, like when I

865
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 3: lived with a cousin and he's a bit odd, like

866
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 3: a lot of my family. And one time I was

867
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 3: on my way to work, getting ready to go to work,

868
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 3: and I walked past the bathroom and there was a

869
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 3: suit of armor sitting there. We had different lifestyles, and

870
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 3: I guess over ninety somehow acquired a suit of armor

871
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 3: and he put it right next to the bathroom. That

872
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 3: scared the hell out of me. I thought, oh my god,

873
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 3: not only if I woke up in thirteen seventeen, but

874
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 3: there's somebody in a suit of armor that's ready just

875
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 3: to come.

876
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 2: He wasn't wearing the suit of armor. It was like

877
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 2: it was like a statue, like a mannequin wearing.

878
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 4: A well, you know how it goes.

879
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 6: Sometimes you're on your way home from work and you think, hey,

880
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 6: I'm going to stop by the door and get a

881
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:31,919
Speaker 6: suit of armor.

882
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 3: I have no idea how that happened.

883
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not cheap.

884
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: And then I remember that cousin.

885
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 3: That dude was weird, just weird, good guy but odd.

886
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 5: I want to need him.

887
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 3: Now we've talked about you know, people who have driven

888
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 3: the longest distances to get some.

889
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 2: He wins.

890
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 3: As far as people, I know, it was North Carolina

891
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 3: he was. He would drive there like probably once a

892
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 3: month to get some.

893
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 6: You couldn't find any willing participant between Minneapolis and North Carolina.

894
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 3: And by the way, did he he lived with her

895
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 3: adult son? Did he get so well? As far as

896
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 3: I know, he got all right? Well, I win that

897
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 3: was something else though.

898
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to be uh fun, I'm sorry to be

899
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: a one upper. But Wang went to South Carolina and

900
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 2: didn't even get any.

901
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 3: I'm assuming he did. I'm assuming he gets. We also

902
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 3: at our house, we have a giant rocky cardboard cutout,

903
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 3: and my son and I when we first got it,

904
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 3: had kind of a contest to see who could scare

905
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 3: the other one the most.

906
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: Cheese Man will visit you some night, Ashley in the future.

907
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 5: Just what's that smell?

908
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 6: I was trying to think of the perfect costumer mask

909
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 6: you could wear. I was thinking clown, but cheese man

910
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 6: is much better.

911
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 2: Cheese mad Oh don't.

912
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 3: Too much clowns. And we've seen her with the clown

913
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 3: and that I still feel terrible about that. Not realizing

914
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 3: how bad it really was.

915
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 5: That would traumatize me. It would bad.

916
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 2: If we can get back to this Alec kid who

917
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 2: was running around breaking into houses. Okay, at one point

918
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 2: or another, after Alec got chased out of that house

919
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 2: I was telling you about, he poured the Caso dip everywhere,

920
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: He flipped over the furniture. The dude in the house

921
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 2: woke up. Alec runs. At one point or another, Alec

922
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,919
Speaker 2: ran off into the woods and the cops were able

923
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 2: to drag him out of there. So as the local

924
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 2: cops were cuffing this friggin clown, suddenly a few other

925
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 2: folks in the neighborhood walked on up out of their

926
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 2: homes and said, yeah, my house got broken into tonight

927
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: as well. So here's the other damage that Alec did

928
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 2: to those folks. One person told the cops that Alec

929
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: had stolen what they call here a marijuana bong. Another said,

930
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: Alec poured maple syrup smooth over their television. Alex Alec,

931
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 2: whatever his name, he had a car nearby. Inside that vehicle,

932
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 2: the cops found that stolen bong, ski, they found somebody

933
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 2: golf clubs, They found a Corona bar light, something that

934
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 2: only a nineteen year old would steal.

935
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 4: That would be so cool.

936
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, one other, poor bastard, One other dude said that

937
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 2: Alec busted into his house and dumped milk everywhere.

938
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 5: He could stop making such a mess.

939
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 2: Not a one of them knew Dick Tracy about this

940
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 2: Alec kid, didn't know him nothing.

941
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 5: I think I'd prefer the keeso out of all those

942
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 5: syrup is way too sticky.

943
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: And no, you gotta go milk, No, because if.

944
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 5: You miss a little spot that's gonna get all gross.

945
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 2: Are you telling me that milk is a bad choice.

946
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that is a bad choice.

947
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 2: But you know, back to the theory that this kid

948
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 2: is just a clueless drunk. I don't know, but as

949
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 2: Josh and I were discussing, some people, especially when they're

950
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 2: young and inexperienced, can be so affected by alcohol intake

951
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 2: that it turns him into a complete the different person.

952
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 2: I'm sure you've all seen it more than once. I

953
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 2: remember I remember learning. I mean, I had plenty of

954
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: friends who were derelict thieves. You know, you couldn't trust him,

955
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 2: couldn't trust him. They'd even you know, they'd even steal

956
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 2: from me. And I was a friend, they'd steal from

957
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: each other. But I remember when I learned that a

958
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: friend of mine, who I thought was pretty straight laced,

959
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: was pretty friggin sleazy when he drank. He would never

960
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 2: operate like this sober. But one night we were walking

961
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:44,760
Speaker 2: home from a bar party. We're twenty one. We're walking

962
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 2: from the bar to his apartment, and suddenly he were

963
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 2: walking through parking lots that it wasn't necessary just I

964
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 2: remember saying to him, why aren't we just on the sidewalk,

965
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 2: Why don't we keep weaving through these parking lots? Well,

966
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 2: he was going around, checking to see what cars were

967
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 2: locked and what cars were not. I mean I wasn't

968
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 2: of course, at that point in my life, I wasn't

969
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 2: shocked to see that type of behavior. I was that

970
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: type of kid. I just didn't know he was. I

971
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: thought he was more of a straight lace guy. Next

972
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 2: thing you know, he's checking, he finds an open car,

973
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 2: He's sifting through all their stuff, he steals some loose change.

974
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 3: How'd you feel about were you like I was disappointed

975
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 3: or welcome to the club?

976
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 2: Ah? Probably more disappointed because I thought of him as

977
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 2: maybe someone's someone I could I don't know, how to

978
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 2: say it. I thought of him as a bright light

979
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 2: in a dark group of people.

980
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand, even if you're kind of in the

981
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 3: criminal life, you want somebody to yeah, all right, he

982
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 3: kind of balances.

983
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 2: Us out right.

984
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need a moral compass.

985
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I told you guys. When I was seventeen,

986
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 3: I had a buddy who he wanted to start his

987
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 3: own longbowing business, and I thought, Wow, what an entrepreneur.

988
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 3: I wish I had that in me. I wish I

989
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 3: had I could do something like that. And I found

990
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 3: out he stole all his lawnmowers to make this. He

991
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 3: would just go through alleys, find a lawnmower in somebody's

992
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 3: backyard and steal it. In one case, he broke into

993
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 3: a garage.

994
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 5: Oh, those are the people that are going to be

995
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 5: hiring him too, because they don't have a lot more anymore.

996
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 5: Then somebody do it.

997
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 3: Then that's double genius. I never even considered.

998
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 2: That stealing lawnmowers from a garage, you know, little garage

999
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 2: shopping we called it back in the day.

1000
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 4: Oh, you used to do that, some buddies of mine did.

1001
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 6: He mainly cases of beer from beer fridges in the garage.

1002
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 5: There was a girl we didn't like, and she decided

1003
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 5: to leave her garage open one night, and me and

1004
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 5: my friends were on a walk and we're like, well,

1005
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 5: you know, I might as well go check it out.

1006
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 5: And she played. So she played like soccer or volleyball,

1007
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 5: I can't remember what it was. So we took some

1008
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 5: beer and then we took all of the soccer balls.

1009
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 5: She couldn't play soccer at.

1010
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 7: Her own home.

1011
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 5: And then the beers weren't twisted off, they were the

1012
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 5: stupid you know whatever the other one is, and so

1013
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 5: we couldn't drink them while walking around, so we ended

1014
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 5: up just breaking them in the street.

1015
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 2: Stole all of her soccer balls.

1016
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 5: Yep, no soccer for you.

1017
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 2: And you're thinking, yeah, we got to have fun at

1018
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 2: sport mark, bitch.

1019
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 4: And her parents have fun the liquor store, bitch.

1020
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was some weird ipa crap too, something I've

1021
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 5: never heard of.

1022
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: It's disappointing when you steal a beer or liquor that's undrinkable.

1023
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: I've had that experience. Now, I don't care where you are,

1024
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 2: some folks are going to have a problem with this here.

1025
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 2: Some folks might even walk away a little traumatized. This

1026
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 2: came from New York City. Pictures have been going round

1027
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 2: of a character that was riding around New York City

1028
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 2: on one of those subways. A lady on the subway

1029
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 2: is beside herself over what she saw from this man.

1030
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 2: I'm going to try and explain this the best I can.

1031
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 2: The lady saw an older gentleman setting across from her

1032
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 2: in the subway car. Dude wasn't wearing pants. It looks

1033
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 2: to me like he's wearing a long coat, but no pants.

1034
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 2: He had long stockings on like pantyhose. Okay, the dude

1035
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 2: was sitting with his legs apart and the lady right.

1036
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 2: The lady has pictures to prove it. The lady could

1037
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:39,280
Speaker 2: see smooth up between his legs. He wasn't wearing any drawers,

1038
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,720
Speaker 2: but he was wearing some kind of a dong cage

1039
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 2: around his pecker and his nuts.

1040
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 3: Anybody ever, what put it getting involved in something like that?

1041
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 5: Oh god, no, I did just see an episode of

1042
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 5: nine to one one They have a new season out.

1043
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 5: It's great, where they had to help a guy that

1044
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 5: had a chastity belt.

1045
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 2: Maybe, and maybe that's what I don't really know if

1046
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 2: some kind of cage.

1047
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 3: I googled it and yeah, it's a cage. It's not

1048
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 3: like the same as a Chassi belt.

1049
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: I don't even know what is it metal?

1050
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 3: Well, the one I saw was the one in this

1051
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 3: photos blurred out.

1052
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 2: So chastity belt. There's some kind of iron nutcup or something.

1053
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 5: You eat it. It's like the shape that whitey tidies are.

1054
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, so Cubby's right. This is some I

1055
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 2: don't know what the hell this guy was doing, some

1056
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 2: kind of a sexual s and m gimmick. But the

1057
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: lady could see his rod and his rosin bag in

1058
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 2: a cage. So the gal wants this guy arrested for

1059
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: letting it all hang out like he did, But the

1060
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 2: New York cops told her, and they were probably trying

1061
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 2: to be punny here, the cops told her that there's

1062
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 2: nothing they can do because the dude didn't break any

1063
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 2: quote penal codes. Are there pictures of this on our website?

1064
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 3: No, I don't know if we could post that or not.

1065
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 3: Oh oh well, probably it's blurred out, but I don't

1066
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 3: know if we have some weird rules.

1067
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 2: That's fine. I couldn't care less one way or the other.

1068
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 2: That's why I asked, because the photo I looked at

1069
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: was blurred out.

1070
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's blurring.

1071
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 2: The lady said, I'm totally beside myself that this man.

1072
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 5: I think that's a little dramatic. I mean, it would

1073
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 5: be something to see. But I'd like to think if

1074
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 5: I was in that situation, and if he wasn't, you know,

1075
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 5: harassing me or bothering me in any way, I'd probably

1076
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,959
Speaker 5: just look the other way.

1077
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 3: Right, saw some caged meat right there?

1078
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that would be a fun story. I'd

1079
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 5: be super pumped to talk to somebody.

1080
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 2: She took a picture of this guy.

1081
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 3: I think I'd be too scared to take a picture like,

1082
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 3: he's obviously nuts, right, pardon the pund he's obviously.

1083
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,280
Speaker 2: It looked like he was asleep.

1084
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know, he was texting it.

1085
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 5: Oh.

1086
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 2: Oh. She shared the picture on a local Facebook group thing,

1087
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:58,720
Speaker 2: of course, But the cops said, relax, lady. They said, quote,

1088
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 2: while the man's attire may be provocative, it did not

1089
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: constitute exposing himself. And the cops went on and on

1090
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: with this, but they felt the need to explain. They said,

1091
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 2: public lewdness requires some intentional act that shows the clear

1092
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 2: effort to reveal oneself, such as lifting up your shirt

1093
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 2: or opening up your coat, and that's not what this

1094
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 2: guy did. They compared it to a woman's wearing a

1095
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 2: short skirt who may have unintentionally revealed too much ass

1096
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 2: or bird inina. So they said, that's not a criminal act,

1097
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:37,399
Speaker 2: thank god. And yeah, who hasn't seen that a half

1098
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 2: a dozen times or so? You're out at a bar

1099
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 2: club kind of a thing, an a gal's not wearing

1100
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 2: any drawers under her little skirt and you get a

1101
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:52,720
Speaker 2: little ass or a little bit of the old privates. Finally,

1102
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 2: what the rules.

1103
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 3: Would be if he wasn't wearing anything like it? Would

1104
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 3: a girl get in trouble sitting like that, and there's

1105
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 3: just you can clearly see her.

1106
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 2: No, No, that that that's exactly what the cops are saying.

1107
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 2: They're saying that it's like they did.

1108
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 3: They didn't mention specifically if because she would be unclothed

1109
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 3: as part of it. You know what I'm saying, Like,

1110
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 3: if I think underwear would make a difference, I'm curious

1111
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 3: if that does or not.

1112
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 2: Oh I don't anyway, they told the lady. As difficult

1113
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 2: as it was to look at I'm sure the dude

1114
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 2: did not inappropriately touch himself, nor did he aim his

1115
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 2: little caged unit at anyone in the subway car the

1116
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 2: local facebook group I was telling you about that, This

1117
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 2: lady turned to other women commented, and they said that

1118
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: they had seen this dude's balls before too. He often

1119
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,760
Speaker 2: dresses kind of skimpy when he rides the subway.

1120
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 5: What's he got going on?

1121
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he wanted people to see it.

1122
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 5: I know his story.

1123
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 2: You don't want to know his story.

1124
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 3: He's sitting directly across from people. This is what he wanted.

1125
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 5: He got a penis cage, he sure does. Who's got

1126
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 5: the key to that cage?

1127
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 2: Oh? You know, it just crossed my mind. Is that

1128
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 2: what the band named Cage the Elephant is all about?

1129
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 2: Is that some kind of a pecker joke? Oh my gosh,

1130
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 2: it just dawned on me.

1131
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 5: I hope not.

1132
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 2: That's what they were. Remember when they were all like,

1133
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 2: I'm going to Witchita Doot doot doot dooooooo, I'm going

1134
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 2: to Witchita Cave's the Elephant. Uh, here's another picture he

1135
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 2: might want to get a look at, This one from Mexico.

1136
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 2: The guy got himself stuck in a trash can, and

1137
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:42,240
Speaker 2: pictures of this poor schmuck are everywheres.

1138
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,839
Speaker 5: They're up on ninety three x dot com too.

1139
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 2: Appreciate that half his f and body is fully trapped

1140
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 2: in the trash can, with his ass, legs and feet

1141
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 2: hanging on the outside.

1142
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 5: It looks if you're picturing it right now, it's even

1143
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 5: funnier than that.

1144
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 3: I agree with that assessment.

1145
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 2: Like the trash can trying to eaim, it.

1146
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 3: Is a very fun I heard your neck, Oh was

1147
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 3: it very funny photo.

1148
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 2: They call it an anti vandal trash container. I don't

1149
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 2: know if I've seen one of those before. It looks

1150
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 2: like it kind of looks like the big mailbox at

1151
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: your hometown post office, same shape. I guess the anti

1152
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 2: vandal angle with these trash cans is the flap closes

1153
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 2: tightly after you toss your garbage up in it. That's

1154
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:34,280
Speaker 2: my guess. So I'm assuming they have the anti vandal

1155
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 2: trash container so derelics can't easily reach in there, grab

1156
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 2: a beer bottle and then throw it at the front

1157
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 2: window of a business or something.

1158
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 5: Right, we have stuff like this around town. I haven't

1159
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 5: seen them in a while, actually, where they do like

1160
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 5: donations outside. It's like shaped weird, so you can't really

1161
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 5: get your body through it.

1162
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 2: The dude who was gobbled up by the trash can

1163
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: had to be pried out of there by the local

1164
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 2: fire department. He told cops that he climbed in head

1165
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 2: first to try to get something he'd accidentally thrown away,

1166
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 2: and it ate him up. I wonder what the hell

1167
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 2: that was that he accidentally And when the fireman had

1168
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 2: to pull this dude out of there, it was an

1169
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 2: elaborate setup. They didn't just grab him by the ass

1170
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 2: and pull like hell. The pictures make it look like

1171
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 2: they had to take the whole can apart piece by piece.

1172
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 2: They had to lift the dude off the ground and

1173
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 2: turn him upside down. It was a total gong ship kid.

1174
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 5: See, I didn't notice this when I looked at it

1175
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 5: the first time because his legs are hanging out. But

1176
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,280
Speaker 5: then at the bottom of the trash is his face

1177
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 5: looks hilarious.

1178
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 2: Oh, he looks to be very uncomfortable. When you get

1179
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 2: a look at his face while he's still technically inside

1180
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 2: that trash can, he does not look comfortable. That's all

1181
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 2: so miserable. No serious injuries.

1182
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 3: His ego I met is pretty bruise.

1183
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 2: Has to be trash can pooped him out. He was

1184
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 2: allowed to go on with his life.

1185
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 5: That sons like a beginning of a pornal.

1186
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, stuck stuck thing that that's not a portal.

1187
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 3: That's a crime.

1188
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 2: It's just a movie.

1189
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:16,720
Speaker 3: Josh, it's a crime.

1190
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 2: He's ass up stuck in a trash can help he?

1191
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 5: All right.

1192
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 3: So there's conflicting information about how the band named Cage

1193
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 3: the Elephant originated.

1194
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: Uh, and there better be a solid answer by nine am.

1195
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 2: I got to sleep today two h one.

1196
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 3: Google says it's an encounter where a man approached the

1197
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 3: lead singer, hugged him and repeatedly said you have to

1198
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 3: cage the Elephant and rickshaw Jesus said, Cage the Elephant

1199
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 3: is named after a dot to dot puzzle game on

1200
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 3: the back of a Cereal box. He said he heard

1201
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 3: it from the singer in an interview once.

1202
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we got that settled. What's the story behind

1203
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 2: the rim song? What's the frequency? Kenneth? Just go down

1204
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 2: the list? Yeah, alright, I think I got time for

1205
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 2: one more run here. Oh, I'll tell you here's what

1206
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 2: I think. At least if you're a dumb person, are

1207
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 2: you following me so far? If you're a naturally dumb person,

1208
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 2: those methrocks will up and make you even dumber. I

1209
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 2: think in a place called Jacksonville, Texas, you want to

1210
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 2: hear a damned ridiculous way to get yourself in trouble.

1211
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 2: A forty three year old woman's she's called Jessica. She

1212
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 2: got arrested for smoking methrocks on a video call with

1213
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 2: an inmate at the local Ladies Gray Bar Hotel. Brilliant.

1214
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 2: I'll explain this to you because I know there was

1215
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 2: a lot right there. Jessica is their name again. She

1216
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 2: was having a video visit with a current inmate, galfriend

1217
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 2: of hers. So her galfriend is a set in there

1218
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 2: in the video call room at jail, the guards and

1219
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 2: whatnot are watching. Of course, Jessica is setting at home

1220
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 2: smoking her meth pipe, plain as day. The guards and

1221
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 2: the cops there at the jail watch her smoke her

1222
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 2: meth pipe. They get a search warrant for her house.

1223
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 2: They drove over, they arrested her, and they locked her

1224
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 2: sad ass up. And this gal looks like meth Ooh wee,

1225
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 2: cubby has she worn her appearance down with those meth rocks.

1226
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 3: Yes, this is another one. She's forty three years old.

1227
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 3: If you just saw her photo, you'd never guess it.

1228
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 3: We were talking about the other day. Show these pictures

1229
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 3: to young people before they choose to do math or

1230
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 3: something like that.

1231
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 5: It's up on ninety three x dot com too.

1232
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 3: Forty three her friend is really hard to believe.

1233
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 2: Her friend's there incarcerated doing a video call. She's got

1234
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 2: to know that people are watching. But nope, she kept

1235
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 2: roasting that little pipe ski.

1236
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 3: She couldn't just wait a handful of minutes till the

1237
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 3: calls over.

1238
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 5: No. Now, when you're addicted to matt.

1239
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 3: I guess not.

1240
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 2: What do you doing?

1241
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 3: Math must be pretty good?

1242
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 2: You know who's you know who's pretty solidly hooked on meth?

1243
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 2: Is that cage the elephant?

1244
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 4: I could google it.

1245
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 2: That's why they came up. That's the motivation behind that

1246
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 2: Wichita song.

1247
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 3: You're rage baiting with that. I just to save some texts.

1248
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's awesome. People are getting pissed.

1249
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 2: Please don't accuse me of rage baiting.

1250
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 3: Well you are rage baiting. You like to do that,

1251
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 3: It's kind of what you do today going.

1252
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 2: To Wichita up. And that's how it plays itself out.

1253
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 3: I've created some.

1254
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 4: Raide sports on the ninety three ex Half Assed Morning Show.

1255
00:59:48,880 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 2: Dangerous Free on three combo from Minnesota prison time five

1256
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 2: seconds in over time the needle. We got two points

1257
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 2: on home ice, on home ice is how that audio

1258
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 2: closes out. Yet good game last night between the Pigs

1259
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 2: and the Detroit Red Wings. It's too bad that folks

1260
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,439
Speaker 2: had to be awake till midnight to see it close out.

1261
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 2: The Russian kid gets the game winner, went into overtime again.

1262
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 2: F me running. Now what do they do next? Oh, tomorrow, Josh,

1263
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 2: they got to play the Stanley Cup champions from the

1264
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 2: state of Hockey in.

1265
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 3: The state hockey. Well no, oh, you're saying Florida is.

1266
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, obviously Florida is the state of hockey.

1267
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 2: Eyes every Stanley Cup goes through. So tomorrow at home, Yes,

1268
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 2: the Pigs are at home. They're playing against the one

1269
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 2: of the teams from the state of I mean they

1270
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 2: got two hockey teams. We've only got one hockey team.

1271
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 2: Florida's got two. You bring up a good point, Florida

1272
01:00:55,360 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 2: Panthers in Saint Paul tomorrow afternoon. Colder hell this morning, everybody,

1273
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 2: you're well aware, is what I meant to say of that.

1274
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 2: I got a text message here from a listener. Good morning,

1275
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 2: try and stay warm, he says. I don't know why

1276
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 2: I found this so cute, but I did. He said,

1277
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 2: I worked for a food service. We're making sure that

1278
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 2: everyone gets their frozen lettuce this morning. That the wolves

1279
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 2: pissed me off. Sorry, we can cover that. We'll cover

1280
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 2: that when Randy Shaver ducks in here in a little while.

1281
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 2: But Josh, a listener has a question for you for

1282
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 2: me before we move on. You got some more news

1283
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 2: for us here in a minute or two. Yes, a

1284
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 2: listener has a question for you. I asked earlier, what's

1285
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 2: the story with the band named Cage the Elephant? Is

1286
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 2: that some kind of a pecker joke? And you said no,

1287
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 2: they named their band because of this and that. So

1288
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 2: a listener says, Josh knows all the answers. Can he

1289
01:01:56,120 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 2: give us any background on the Butthole Surfers? Yeah?

1290
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 3: I thought they had a song called Butthole Surfer Maybe

1291
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 3: did they really?

1292
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1293
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 3: And there was like a they were being announced and

1294
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 3: whoever was announcing it couldn't remember the band name, so

1295
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 3: that he called them the Butthole Surfers.

1296
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 2: That's outstanding.

1297
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:13,919
Speaker 4: That is fun.

1298
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 2: How do you know so much of this filthy trivia? Oh?

1299
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 3: Easy? I saw the text and I looked it up. Oh,

1300
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 3: made it very easy on me.

1301
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 2: They're the Butthole Surfers and they had a song called well,

1302
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 2: but they had a song called the Butthole Surfers before

1303
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 2: they were the Butthole Surfer just.

1304
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 3: Playing butthole Surfer. It was not pluralized yet, right. The

1305
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 3: guy who introduced it kind of sounds like something you

1306
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 3: do on stage. I don't know, it's the people that do.

1307
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 3: The guys from Wichita song.

1308
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 2: I have forgotten band names a couple times on stage.

1309
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 7: I have.

1310
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 2: You were there to save me one particular occasion. Uh.

1311
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1312
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 3: The only what made that worse is the band was

1313
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 3: maybe three and a half feet behind us.

1314
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 2: Nah, they heard everything that we said to each other.

1315
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 3: They definitely heard what was going on.

1316
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 2: People. I said, all right, everybody, hang on to your ass.

1317
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 2: Here they are. And I turned to Josh and I said, Okay,

1318
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 2: who the hell is this behind me?

1319
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 8: It was some forty one And Josh said, they're called

1320
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 8: some forty one some forty one, and the man looked

1321
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Speaker 8: at us like, you dildo's get out of here so

1322
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 8: we can play some pop punk music for these eleven

1323
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Speaker 8: year olds.

1324
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Speaker 2: Uh, you know everything. There were One time at First Avenue, Josh,

1325
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 2: I saw a rock concert and the opening act was

1326
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 2: Dumpster Juice.

1327
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember that.

1328
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 2: And the headliner was the Butthole Surfers. Is that right?

1329
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Speaker 2: I was there for that.

1330
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Speaker 3: I've never I never saw Dumpster Juice, but I always

1331
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 3: would read the back of city pages or you know,

1332
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 3: see who was playing where, and that was like Gemini

1333
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 3: was another one you'd see all the time.

1334
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Speaker 2: I was a Dumpster Juice fan.

1335
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,920
Speaker 3: That that name was so gross, but I heard they

1336
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:44,240
Speaker 3: were good.

1337
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 2: Oh it was a lot of fun. More news from

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01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 2: Josh here in a couple of minutes.

1339
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 3: Half Ast Morning Show ninety three acts pretty crazy. I mean,

1340
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 3: you don't really think about stuff like that happening in

1341
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 3: your own town.

1342
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Speaker 5: You know.

1343
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 3: A North Carolina woman's facing screwtine after turning incompetence into precariousness,

1344
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 3: shooting her gun into the air because she didn't know

1345
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 3: how else to empty it. Greenville police were called to

1346
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 3: a shot spot of alert Saturday and used a camera

1347
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 3: to track a suspected vehicle. Police track down that vehicle

1348
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 3: driven by Samantha Williams, who admitted firing her gun into

1349
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 3: the air because she didn't know how else to clear

1350
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 3: the weapon. Despite her risky response to a questionable grasp

1351
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 3: of munition mechanics, no injuries were reported. I mean, I

1352
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 3: would think you could google that quite easily, she h asks,

1353
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 3: someone who may know.

1354
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Speaker 2: She did it wrong. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Man, I think that's the first time ever that somebody

1356
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 6: can believe something like that happened in their neighborhood.

1357
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Speaker 3: It seems like people have things happen in their neighborhood

1358
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 3: and they can't believe it. Yeah, sometimes you live in

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01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 3: a neighborhood where you can believe it.

1360
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, I've lived in those neighborhoods.

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Speaker 2: Me too. How many shots does she pop off then

1362
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 2: before she was able to rest easy? Yeah.

1363
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 3: They didn't quite say how many. It was more than one.

1364
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 3: They just said several.

1365
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Speaker 2: Well, let me ask you this. I mean, that's that's

1366
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 2: pretty difficult to believe. But if Cubby said it, then

1367
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 2: it's got to be true. Let me ask you this.

1368
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 2: Have you seen the video where the lady has her

1369
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 2: vehicle parked at the gas station. The hood is up

1370
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 2: and she just opens up a bottle of motor oil

1371
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 2: and just pours it all over the engine. Yes, it's

1372
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 2: a kind of an infamous video.

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Speaker 3: I think some of those. Is that fake?

1374
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 2: Was that real? That's That's where I'm going with this.

1375
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 2: Was that real that she really thought, you know, when

1376
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 2: she was had the low oil light go off in

1377
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 2: her car, that she was supposed to grab a bottle

1378
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 2: and just pour it all over the engine.

1379
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 5: I believe it was fake.

1380
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Speaker 3: I think because there's a lot of those, right, have

1381
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 3: you seen the ones where like there's the girl she's

1382
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 3: confused walking around her tesla wondering where to put the gas. Yeah,

1383
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 3: you know she'll be parked at a gas.

1384
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 2: Station, all right.

1385
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 3: So I think that's fake, but maybe not. You know,

1386
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 3: there are plenty of dumb people in the world about

1387
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 3: him every day.

1388
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 2: I just didn't know if any of you us had

1389
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 2: a direct answer on that one, because that one's always

1390
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 2: a fascinated me. Did that really effing happen? There's someone

1391
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 2: who actually thought you just pour oil all over the

1392
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 2: like you're putting salad dressing on a salad.

1393
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 3: An Irish politician set out to pitch a plan to

1394
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:19,280
Speaker 3: unclog the roads, only to be foiled by the very

1395
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 3: thing he meant to fix. He was scheduled to bring

1396
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 3: the motion Wednesday morning, but the chambers soon learned the

1397
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 3: proposal had to be delayed because he got stuck in

1398
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 3: traffic during the season. It was a session, that is,

1399
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:36,080
Speaker 3: it was announced, quote rather ironically or perhaps appropriately, he's

1400
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 3: stuck in traffic right now, and he's been there for

1401
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 3: three and a half hours. The lawmaker's remedy centers on

1402
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 3: flexible working hours and a bid to bend the rush

1403
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:49,080
Speaker 3: before it breaks everyone else. He argued that spreading start

1404
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 3: times could reduce commuter delays. Officials said Dublin is now

1405
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 3: the third most congested city in Europe and the eleventh

1406
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 3: most congested in the world. The politician making the propose

1407
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 3: suggested it would be very easy for employers to offer

1408
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 3: modest flexibility, such as offering slightly different start times for

1409
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 3: some workers, which he believes would make a good major

1410
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 3: impact on traffic levels.

1411
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 2: So getting stuck in traffic proved his point, or went

1412
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 2: against his.

1413
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 3: Will well proved his point. He was on his way

1414
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:22,120
Speaker 3: to have a vote to say let's make employers kind

1415
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 3: of switch things up a little bit. Yeah, and he

1416
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 3: got stuck in traffic three and a half hour. Had

1417
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 3: have been an accident, right.

1418
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 5: I would go absolutely insane.

1419
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1420
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 3: Otherwise, Yeah, I'm just gonna bike to work.

1421
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, Dan, I'm somebody.

1422
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 2: Somebody must have been killed dead three and a half hours.

1423
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 3: A physician's assistant in Florida learned the hard way that

1424
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:50,360
Speaker 3: bedside manner does not extend to bargaining with badges. The

1425
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 3: thirty four year old was arrested after offering cash to

1426
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 3: a cop in an attempt to avoid being arrested. The

1427
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 3: episode played out last Monday at an unrivaled basketball of it,

1428
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 3: where security was called and then police were called after

1429
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:07,280
Speaker 3: she refused to leave the property. Officers took her into

1430
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 3: custody and began transporting her to jail, at which point

1431
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 3: the bus became a barter. During that drive, she attempted

1432
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 3: to have the matter dismissed by offering the arresting officer

1433
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:17,679
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars.

1434
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 2: Yah, that's pretty good amount of money.

1435
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's tempting. I was expecting like fifty bucks.

1436
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 2: What do he say?

1437
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 3: He turned her down? She said, okay, how about five

1438
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,080
Speaker 3: thousand dollars?

1439
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 7: Oh?

1440
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,800
Speaker 2: Snap, dude had to have taken five grand.

1441
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 3: He didn't because she made herself even more likable by saying,

1442
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 3: just let me go. My family has a lot of money.

1443
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 3: The proposal failed to gain traction once again, and the

1444
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:46,600
Speaker 3: conversation grew stranger. As the trip continued, she displayed erratic behavior,

1445
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 3: including rapid speech and noticeable mood swings.

1446
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 5: Oh that's so scary. She starts talking really.

1447
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:55,639
Speaker 3: Fast, details which became clearer once she arrived at the jail.

1448
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 3: They figured it out during intake. Correctional staff discovered a

1449
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 3: clear plastic bag containing cocaine in her pocket. The trust

1450
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:06,960
Speaker 3: Fund trespasser was booked on charges of bribery of a

1451
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,560
Speaker 3: public servant, possession of a controlled substance, and trespassing.

1452
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 5: She wasn't lying about being rich doing cocaine. That's rich

1453
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 5: people drug right there.

1454
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 2: Oh I thought maybe she was BS and she ain't

1455
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:22,719
Speaker 2: got a pot to piss in, but possible five grand?

1456
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 7: I do it.

1457
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 5: I let her go.

1458
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 2: Pretty good payday, right there? Yeah, I ain't bad.

1459
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, maybe you're cursing the body cam at

1460
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 3: that point.

1461
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:32,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.

1462
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:36,120
Speaker 3: M Health Fairview Lakes Medical Center in Wyoming, Minnesota. SIT's

1463
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:39,520
Speaker 3: a long way from Hollywood, yet it carries an unexpected

1464
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:43,480
Speaker 3: link to the entertainment industry. One of its emergency room physicians,

1465
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:47,799
Speaker 3: doctor Jacob Lentz, spits splits that is time between tending

1466
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 3: patients and tending scripts, moonlighting as a medical consultant for

1467
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 3: the HBO Max drama The Pit, which is a great

1468
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:58,040
Speaker 3: show in my opinion. It's fantastic now and at second season.

1469
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 3: The series has drawn praise for its accurate see from

1470
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 3: both critics and doctors alike, and a doctor here in

1471
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 3: Minnesota make sure that happens the amount of Meati native

1472
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 3: said he initially pursued a career in television writing, but

1473
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 3: ultimately chose medicine instead. His path to the show began

1474
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 3: when a friend passed along a post seeking physicians with

1475
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 3: television experience to assist with consulting. In that role, he

1476
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 3: functions as a technical consultant, offering feedback on scripts, supplying

1477
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,479
Speaker 3: notes about which props belong in each scene. He's also

1478
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,640
Speaker 3: present on set for the filming of every episode. The

1479
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,599
Speaker 3: Pit recently won two of the top prizes for TV

1480
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:36,640
Speaker 3: at the twenty twenty six Golden Globes. Taking home the

1481
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,680
Speaker 3: award for Best Drama Series and Best Actor in a

1482
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:40,519
Speaker 3: Drama Series.

1483
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:42,920
Speaker 2: So this guy's a big shot.

1484
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 4: Now that's a cool gig.

1485
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, especially since it's getting all kinds of praise

1486
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 3: for how accurate it is. I mean, you hear that

1487
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 3: quite a bit. Actually, it's so accurate. I had to

1488
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 3: go to the doctor on Monday, and doctors like, hey,

1489
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,720
Speaker 3: do you mind if I use this new app to

1490
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 3: chord everything we do? And then AI translates it. But

1491
01:11:03,479 --> 01:11:05,880
Speaker 3: and I totally I just saw this in an episode

1492
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:06,880
Speaker 3: of The Pit last week.

1493
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:07,680
Speaker 4: That's hilarious.

1494
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,800
Speaker 3: So that's the first time I saw it, So it's

1495
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:10,599
Speaker 3: that accurate.

1496
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 6: I'm always impressed with the actors and those types of

1497
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,720
Speaker 6: shows to memorize that dialogue because it's all sorts of

1498
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 6: words that I can't.

1499
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 4: Even pronounce, let alone understand what they mean.

1500
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 3: That's gotta be super different.

1501
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 4: That's gotta be so hard.

1502
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,360
Speaker 2: You guys are all fans of The Pit.

1503
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, very very good show. Does your wife watch it

1504
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 3: seems like something she'd be into.

1505
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:29,680
Speaker 2: It does sound like something she's being I have no

1506
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,640
Speaker 2: idea if she's down with the Pit.

1507
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:34,799
Speaker 3: Ski it's a bit of a slow week. At theaters.

1508
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 3: But that's good for former Parks and Rec star Chris

1509
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,200
Speaker 3: Pratt because he's got a new one out this week.

1510
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 3: Pratt stars in Mercy, a near future thriller which places

1511
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 3: a veteran detective on trial for the murder of his wife.

1512
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:51,479
Speaker 3: Oh it's a system he wants publicly endorsed until he

1513
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:54,679
Speaker 3: finds himself at the mercy of the AI verdict.

1514
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:55,719
Speaker 5: That sounds pretty cool.

1515
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,560
Speaker 2: That sounds cool. That sounds like a pressure pack situation.

1516
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,280
Speaker 2: His name is what's his name? They said his name?

1517
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:05,639
Speaker 2: Chris Raven? Total movie name like Lincoln Hawk.

1518
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:07,679
Speaker 3: I like the name Lincoln Hawk.

1519
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 7: Movie name.

1520
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 3: Sunday Night on Fox, the series premiere of Memory of

1521
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:15,679
Speaker 3: a Killer. Patrick Dempsey plays a New York hit man

1522
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 3: trying to protect his family after the line between his

1523
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 3: double life blurs once his memory starts to fail. On HULUM,

1524
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:27,000
Speaker 3: the streaming premiere of Springsteen Delivered Me from Nowhere, starring

1525
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:30,760
Speaker 3: Jeremy Allen White as Bruce Springsteen. Over on HBO Max

1526
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,800
Speaker 3: the streaming premiere of The Smashing Machine, starring The Rock

1527
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:36,240
Speaker 3: as an MMA fighter And it kind of.

1528
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:38,120
Speaker 2: Sounds like he busted his ass for nothing.

1529
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:39,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, that movie kind of went nowhere.

1530
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, beforehand, so many people are like, he's going to

1531
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,120
Speaker 3: get an Oscar for this thing. It's going to be huge.

1532
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,240
Speaker 3: What a transformation. He made, best acting he's ever done,

1533
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,599
Speaker 3: and yet it seems like nobody liked it.

1534
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 2: I saw it, I heard it was kind of a turd.

1535
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 3: And tonight on HBO, part two of the mel Brooks documentary,

1536
01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:02,200
Speaker 3: The ninety nine year old Man ask for new music. Today,

1537
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:06,240
Speaker 3: Goldfinger is back with nine Lives, Jesus teaming up with

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Speaker 3: Well You'll like this part. He's teaming up with Blink

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01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 3: one A two's Mark Hoppis on Freaking Out a bit.

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Speaker 3: Nine Lives is the band's first new albums. It's twenty twenty,

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Speaker 3: and it features other guest appearances from members from bands

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Speaker 3: like Pennywise, Ice, Nine Kills and others. Now Mega Death's

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Speaker 3: long awaited self titled album is available today, including Let

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Speaker 3: Their Be Shred. Would asked if he'd be inviting previous

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Speaker 3: members to perform with Mega Death as part of their

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01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:42,280
Speaker 3: farewell tour with Hardy Friedman, which could last between three

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Speaker 3: and five years. Dave miss Daine said he doesn't want

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Speaker 3: it to feel like a puppet show, so no, that

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Speaker 3: will not happen.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean a puppet show.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't want to have. Oh, here's this puppet, here's

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01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 3: this puppet. He just wants the guys that are in

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Speaker 3: the band right now. Well all right, yeah, I'm kind

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01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:58,639
Speaker 3: of bummed.

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Speaker 2: Well, like you said, the tour last three to five

1556
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,720
Speaker 2: years might changes min Yeah, a lot of time to

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Speaker 2: change his mind.

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01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 4: They might need replacements at some point.

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Speaker 2: What would be wrong with bringing Marty Friedman out there

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Speaker 2: to play fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, twenty four or five songs?

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Speaker 3: Just replaced whoever they got?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, why not just kick the other guy out

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Speaker 2: and bring back Marty Freeman.

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Speaker 3: I'm with you on that one. The tour is coming

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01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 3: to town with Iron Maiden, but not Marty Freeman. This September,

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Speaker 3: following the success of last year's standalone single End of You,

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Speaker 3: which featured co lead vocals from Amy Lee of FNS

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Speaker 3: EF Excuse Me Evanessence, Poppy released Empty Hands.

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Speaker 2: Should get any any help there from the guys in

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Speaker 2: blank one.

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Speaker 3: Two or didn't say? Maybe a producer?

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Speaker 4: Oh it's Tom DeLong there in the background.

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Speaker 2: You can hear him.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you could hear him in the background. I

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Speaker 3: didn't even notice it. Check out ninety three x dot

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Speaker 3: a spotlt spotlight on what's new in rock every week

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Speaker 3: for a new shoe and boot collection coming out soon.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'll be at them all later this afternoon. It's

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Speaker 4: not out yet.

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Speaker 3: A shoe foot It.

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Speaker 2: Is a comfortable shoe.

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Speaker 3: I'll go ahead and never had Doc Martins.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I love those. They're cute but expensive.

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Speaker 2: Very comfortable?

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Speaker 3: Are they expensive?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow starting at ten Shout out to Electrician Jesus headed

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Speaker 3: to Wyoming with a long car ride to go sledding

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Speaker 3: with the Boys, and that's ninety three X news.

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Speaker 1: Randy Shaver on the half Last Morning Show.

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Speaker 7: You gotta get back to playing defense.

1601
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 1: We have no defensive personality right now, you know.

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01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:07,240
Speaker 2: We gotta get back to winning the point of attack.

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01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,360
Speaker 4: Why does that Wax and Wayne throughout a season?

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01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. It's just's question for them more

1605
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:13,320
Speaker 7: than me.

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01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:16,679
Speaker 2: Really, Hello, Randy Shaver, Randy, what's going Hello?

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01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 1: Hello?

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01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:18,160
Speaker 7: Hello? Hello?

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01:16:18,439 --> 01:16:18,639
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's our final final today.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:25,160
Speaker 2: Again, not a hell of a lot going on, So

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01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:31,400
Speaker 2: I'm encouraging long drawn out stories. Do you don't happen

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01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 2: to have a brother in law with a soybean farm?

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01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:35,559
Speaker 2: Do you?

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01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:37,960
Speaker 7: I certainly don't know.

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01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:41,240
Speaker 2: Many years ago, I walked into my favorite neighborhood bar.

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01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:43,000
Speaker 2: And when I walked in there, it was the middle

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01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:46,880
Speaker 2: of the afternoon. It was just a bartender and one

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01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:49,360
Speaker 2: old timer at the bar. And this was a friend

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01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:52,639
Speaker 2: of my dad's, this old timer. So I sat down.

1622
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:56,040
Speaker 2: We're all three of us jaw jacking back and forth.

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01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,960
Speaker 2: The old timers got to get up and take a piss.

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01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:00,360
Speaker 2: So he walks out of earshot for a while, and

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Speaker 2: the bartender says, he says, thank god, you came in

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01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:07,240
Speaker 2: here when you did, he said, Old Donnie there won't

1627
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 2: stop running his mouth. He says, if I have to

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01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:12,000
Speaker 2: listen to one more story about his brother in law,

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01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:14,360
Speaker 2: soybean Farm, I'm gonna choke that son of a bitch

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01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:14,760
Speaker 2: to death.

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01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 6: That sucks to your bartender is the only person there.

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01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:19,240
Speaker 6: You're a captive audience.

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01:17:19,479 --> 01:17:22,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he just had him pinned nothing but talk

1634
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:24,679
Speaker 2: about his brother in law, soybean Farm.

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01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,360
Speaker 3: I bet that's interesting for a while. But yeah, it

1636
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:29,680
Speaker 3: depends on how long you're sitting there.

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01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:35,960
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, long drawn out stories. Today's the day. Oh

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01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:37,760
Speaker 2: we can talk about the cold a little bit. If

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01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:41,559
Speaker 2: are you going out of doors today, Randy, I.

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01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:45,280
Speaker 7: Don't mean to rub it in. I am not in Minnesota.

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01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:49,320
Speaker 2: Where are you? If you say Florida, it'll play perfectly.

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01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:50,799
Speaker 7: I'm in Florida.

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01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:54,439
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, See that does nothing for me. We actually

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01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:57,920
Speaker 2: covered this earlier. I think Florida sucks so much that

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01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:02,679
Speaker 2: it has no effect on me. When someone almost regularly, right, Josh,

1646
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:04,800
Speaker 2: when the weather gets really cold like this, one of

1647
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,639
Speaker 2: our listeners is going to text from Florida to try

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01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:10,280
Speaker 2: to get us right and say, well, I'm not suffering

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01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 2: in the cold. I'm in Florida. I'd rather be here.

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen much of Florida, but I didn't really

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Speaker 3: enjoy it either. I've been to Kassimi didn't been like that.

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01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 3: And then Orlando for Disney World.

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01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:24,559
Speaker 5: I went to Miami and I didn't really enjoy it.

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01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,200
Speaker 5: But I would rather be somewhere warm.

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01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:28,439
Speaker 1: It is.

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01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:31,360
Speaker 2: This is perfect, This is perfect. We need long drawn

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01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:34,080
Speaker 2: out stories. Explain to us why you're in that god

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01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 2: forsaken part of our country.

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01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:39,160
Speaker 7: Ah well, we're down here for a couple of months

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01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,120
Speaker 7: just to get out of the weather.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, So carl Month, why did you choose Florida?

1662
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:44,680
Speaker 2: There's so many other ones.

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Speaker 7: We did this last We did this last year. Remember

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01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:52,240
Speaker 7: we came down and then my granddaughter got terribly sick.

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01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:55,479
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and we spent twelve days in the ICU

1666
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:59,519
Speaker 7: and it was a very traumatic deal and all of that.

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01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:03,240
Speaker 2: Let's try it again this year without the I see you.

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01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we want to we we don't want that

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01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:10,639
Speaker 7: to be the lasting memory. Sure, So we're back down

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01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:13,479
Speaker 7: here again, and they're coming down in a few weeks

1671
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:16,920
Speaker 7: to spend a week with us, and fingers crossed, everything

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01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 7: goes well and that'll be the memory that we have.

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01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,160
Speaker 4: So it's kind of a bummer, Rainy. I thought we

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01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:23,799
Speaker 4: had plans to go to twins Fest this weekend.

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01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:29,679
Speaker 2: Is that this weekend it is terrible weekend for twins Fest.

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01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:31,600
Speaker 4: It was going to be sparsely.

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01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 3: Kind of fitting, you know what, dinner. You're right, this

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01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,680
Speaker 3: wasn't gonna be a big year for twins Fast, no

1679
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 3: matter how nice the weather was.

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01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,080
Speaker 4: At least now they have an excuse for the poor attendance.

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01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:44,200
Speaker 7: Right, good call.

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01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:46,120
Speaker 2: Do you want to tell us what town you're in

1683
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:47,639
Speaker 2: or anything like that or you want to keep.

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01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:52,000
Speaker 7: That as we We are in a place called Reunion, Florida,

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01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:57,479
Speaker 7: which is it's in the Casimi area, and it's I

1686
01:19:57,479 --> 01:19:59,679
Speaker 7: have to be honest, it's really nice. It's been great.

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01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:01,679
Speaker 7: It's going to be eighty two here today.

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01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 4: You're going to catch the ball games if you're give

1689
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:05,960
Speaker 4: me there for a couple of months.

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01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:08,000
Speaker 7: We are going to try to go. We went to

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01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:10,919
Speaker 7: Lakeland last year. I told you this watch the Tigers

1692
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:16,240
Speaker 7: and we watched schooble pitch. My plan is to go.

1693
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:17,360
Speaker 2: Bout your fly open.

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01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:22,160
Speaker 7: That's right, I do. I do love watching him put

1695
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,080
Speaker 7: a pitch. Our plan is to go down there at

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01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,000
Speaker 7: some point and watch a ball game.

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01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,599
Speaker 2: So I suppose we got what just a month before

1698
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,760
Speaker 2: some of that nonsense. Yeah, a month and a half.

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01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:38,360
Speaker 7: I think they report. Oh, I want to say like

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01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 7: middle of like early February.

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01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:41,840
Speaker 2: Right, it.

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01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 7: May even be earlier than that.

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01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:47,599
Speaker 2: It is. I lost my mind there for a second.

1704
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,640
Speaker 2: I thought it was early January. We've made it all

1705
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:54,440
Speaker 2: the way to late January now, so right around Valentine's Day, right, Yeah,

1706
01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 2: so you'll get to watch some baseball. All right, there

1707
01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:02,000
Speaker 2: you go frigging Florida. You go to Florida, and you

1708
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:06,360
Speaker 2: get the money. It's what I've heard before. Yeah, it's

1709
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:07,840
Speaker 2: thirty five forty below here.

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01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,040
Speaker 7: Oh that's his brutal.

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01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:14,120
Speaker 2: Here's a listener who texted in and said, Josh, it's

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01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:18,720
Speaker 2: so cold. He says, my test He said his testicles

1713
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:23,640
Speaker 2: have retracted far back enough that they've pushed out his

1714
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:24,679
Speaker 2: back dimples.

1715
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:30,679
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I think we've all experienced that. Some poor

1716
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:33,040
Speaker 3: guy said his alternator crapped out on him. He was

1717
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,559
Speaker 3: stuck on the side of the road and he couldn't

1718
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:39,000
Speaker 3: find his quote peener. His peener disappeared sitting on the

1719
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:42,040
Speaker 3: side of the road by invisible peener.

1720
01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:46,360
Speaker 2: So again, Yeah, the guy says, not only have his

1721
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:49,200
Speaker 2: nuts retracted so far back that they pushed out his

1722
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:53,080
Speaker 2: back dimples, but his nipples Josh have sliced his T

1723
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:54,400
Speaker 2: shirt into a doily.

1724
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:59,000
Speaker 7: Oh god, shoot, let me see. It's awful cold, are

1725
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:03,559
Speaker 7: they Are they still planning to do the event this weekend? Yes,

1726
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 7: because it's all of it.

1727
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,960
Speaker 3: Is still on last I saw.

1728
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1729
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:11,640
Speaker 2: Still they're pushing it out everywhere on television and the newspapers,

1730
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:15,360
Speaker 2: on the internet, the State of Hockey people or pardon me,

1731
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:19,759
Speaker 2: the Hockey Day in Minnesota. People are saying, don't be shy,

1732
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:23,280
Speaker 2: we're doing it tomorrow. Wow. Okay, I have that around

1733
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:23,839
Speaker 2: here somewhere.

1734
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,360
Speaker 7: Good luck. Yeah.

1735
01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:29,560
Speaker 3: The people are saying, like the players are going to

1736
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:32,840
Speaker 3: be fine because they have so many the heated benches

1737
01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:34,920
Speaker 3: and you know, heaters and stuff on them, and then

1738
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:38,200
Speaker 3: they're out there exercising. But they said the fans might

1739
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:40,560
Speaker 3: have some trouble unless you paid a little extra to

1740
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:42,639
Speaker 3: get in one of the warmer areas, at least according

1741
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:43,680
Speaker 3: to text, that's what people are.

1742
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,280
Speaker 6: You really got to love your kid, Yeah, if you're

1743
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:49,280
Speaker 6: gonna sit out there and watch him play yeah, her play.

1744
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:52,559
Speaker 2: I would come nowhere near it. I guess I forgot

1745
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:56,599
Speaker 2: about that. I suppose they do pump those jet engine

1746
01:22:56,920 --> 01:23:00,920
Speaker 2: type heaters at the kids on the bench. Sure, you're

1747
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:02,960
Speaker 2: miserable for I don't know, minute and a half, two

1748
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,719
Speaker 2: minutes out there. I do feel bad for the kids

1749
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:11,160
Speaker 2: because you know, these high school hockey players they want

1750
01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:13,960
Speaker 2: they want to be part of Hockey Day in Minnesota.

1751
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:16,840
Speaker 2: They want to be on television number one. All the

1752
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,200
Speaker 2: chicks get a look at them, right, they get an intro,

1753
01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:24,479
Speaker 2: You got the play by play guys talking about you

1754
01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:28,400
Speaker 2: the same way they talk about professional players, right right.

1755
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:33,680
Speaker 2: It just sucks that, you know, the weather has to

1756
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:37,759
Speaker 2: be so brutal because you know the kids look forward

1757
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:42,439
Speaker 2: to this setup. Today there's a few games, including the

1758
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:49,320
Speaker 2: Irwegian wild play in Hastings and then tomorrow starting at

1759
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:53,160
Speaker 2: nine to thirty in the morning, varsity girls game Hastings

1760
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:57,639
Speaker 2: versus Park Varsity boys game follows that Hastings versus east Ridge.

1761
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:02,120
Speaker 2: Four thirty in the afternoon rock Ridge Saint Thomas. That's

1762
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,800
Speaker 2: a varsity boys game, and they close it out at

1763
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:10,920
Speaker 2: seven point thirty where the gals game Hastings. Oh oh,

1764
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 2: this is the Hastings Alumni Girls' family Skate, So there's

1765
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:20,599
Speaker 2: a little bit of everything. You know, if I were

1766
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,719
Speaker 2: a seventeen year old kid on one of these clubs,

1767
01:24:23,479 --> 01:24:27,280
Speaker 2: I'd want to enjoy it to the fullest. Yeah, and

1768
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:29,040
Speaker 2: that's going to be kind of difficult to do when

1769
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:31,040
Speaker 2: it's thirty below zero, Pike exactly.

1770
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 5: Yes, it's too bad.

1771
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:35,120
Speaker 2: They're going for it all right. While we're on the

1772
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:41,720
Speaker 2: topic of hockey, me let me shift over to the

1773
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,040
Speaker 2: game last night here in town. Good game between the

1774
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:49,599
Speaker 2: Pigs and the Detroit Red Wings. I can see why

1775
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:52,200
Speaker 2: Detroit has the record that they do. They're pretty sharp.

1776
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:58,719
Speaker 2: Went into overtime again, the Russian kid scores the game winner,

1777
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 2: and the Pigs enter by an official final final I

1778
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:05,280
Speaker 2: think it was four to three. Yep, you know. Palamine

1779
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:07,280
Speaker 2: asked me what I thought was a good question the

1780
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:09,439
Speaker 2: other night, what the hell are the Pigs gonna do

1781
01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:12,439
Speaker 2: in the playoff when there's no silly three on three

1782
01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:14,760
Speaker 2: hockey in overtime? Are they going to be able to

1783
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:18,320
Speaker 2: win a real overtime game with no gimmicks? And I

1784
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:22,040
Speaker 2: don't know that's a good question. The game is so

1785
01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:25,080
Speaker 2: different with two less guys on the ice for both clubs,

1786
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:27,760
Speaker 2: and I think the man Bear Pigs have benefited from that,

1787
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:31,480
Speaker 2: especially with the skill set that that Russian kid possesses.

1788
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:38,120
Speaker 2: He excels with that extra ice very different, especially in

1789
01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:41,800
Speaker 2: the playoffs playing five on five overtime. Right, I guess

1790
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:45,640
Speaker 2: we'll find out the Russian kid actually scored twice. Zucarello

1791
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 2: scored twice. Old Phil in between the pipes there thirty

1792
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:54,040
Speaker 2: one saves. Quinn Hughes had three assists. Up next tomorrow

1793
01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:58,759
Speaker 2: the Stanley Cup Champions from the real state of hockey

1794
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:04,840
Speaker 2: where you are right now, Florida, the Florida Panthers playing

1795
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,920
Speaker 2: Saint Paul Saint Paul tomorrow afternoon. I think, oh no,

1796
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:10,400
Speaker 2: it's a late game, eight o'clock at night or so.

1797
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:17,200
Speaker 7: To put a lid on hockey Day, Minnesota Hockey.

1798
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,680
Speaker 2: Day and stink and there you go, there you go.

1799
01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 2: Golden Gopher Dudes Hockey is playing at Michigan State this weekend.

1800
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:31,519
Speaker 2: The gals are playing at Saint Cloud State where Dana

1801
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,639
Speaker 2: used to hang out. Now and again, me too.

1802
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:36,160
Speaker 4: I had a lot of fun in that arena.

1803
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:40,600
Speaker 2: It was in that arena where I heard what I

1804
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:43,120
Speaker 2: thought was one of the more original lines, at least

1805
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:46,000
Speaker 2: up to that point in my life. So we were

1806
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,000
Speaker 2: there to watch the Golden Gophers play Saint Cloud State.

1807
01:26:49,439 --> 01:26:51,280
Speaker 2: I was living up there at the time, but I

1808
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:54,080
Speaker 2: never gave two pumps about Saint Cloud State hockey. I

1809
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:56,240
Speaker 2: was born and bred a Golden Gopher fan, so we

1810
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:58,960
Speaker 2: were there to support the Golden Gophers, even though I

1811
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,240
Speaker 2: had a high schooluddy play on the Saint Cloud roster

1812
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:04,639
Speaker 2: at the time. Brett Levers terrific guy and a terrific

1813
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:08,640
Speaker 2: hockey player. So we were there, sold out, smooth to

1814
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,720
Speaker 2: the rafters. Golden Gophers versus Saint Cloud.

1815
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:13,720
Speaker 7: Those are the best when they had a lot of

1816
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:17,599
Speaker 7: fun Gophers ud, I mean, oh yeah, those.

1817
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,840
Speaker 2: Were those days. We go into the pisser. It's about

1818
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:23,080
Speaker 2: eleven guys deep at each head, and this is the you.

1819
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:24,960
Speaker 2: At least when I was twenty one. This was a

1820
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:31,040
Speaker 2: very original line. The line was terrible. Everyone's holding it,

1821
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:34,360
Speaker 2: been drinking beer all afternoon evening, and one guy in

1822
01:27:34,439 --> 01:27:36,439
Speaker 2: line says about the guy in front of him, they

1823
01:27:36,439 --> 01:27:40,800
Speaker 2: were complete strangers. The guy says, he, you think the

1824
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,639
Speaker 2: guy in front of me would mind if I took

1825
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:45,240
Speaker 2: a piss in his back.

1826
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:51,799
Speaker 6: Pocket, and that arena was one of the funniest getting

1827
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:55,120
Speaker 6: caught underage drinking stories ever saw. We were freshmen and

1828
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:56,920
Speaker 6: we were in the dorms and my buddy had a

1829
01:27:56,960 --> 01:28:00,280
Speaker 6: twenty ounce of Coca cola, so he poured out of it,

1830
01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:02,200
Speaker 6: filled the rest with rum, you know, and smuggled it

1831
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:03,600
Speaker 6: in and then he was just carrying around like he

1832
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:06,280
Speaker 6: bought at the concession stand. Cop comes up to him

1833
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:09,080
Speaker 6: and says, uh, hey, let me see that. He goes, No,

1834
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,000
Speaker 6: I got this at the concession stand. He goes, this

1835
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:12,479
Speaker 6: place only sells pepsi products.

1836
01:28:12,479 --> 01:28:17,519
Speaker 3: But rats, he had the perfect plan.

1837
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:19,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it foiled.

1838
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:21,479
Speaker 2: Son of a bench.

1839
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:24,559
Speaker 3: You know, you kind of forget that places either colch

1840
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:25,439
Speaker 3: or PEPs Yeah.

1841
01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,320
Speaker 2: Did he blame it on you guys? Why did you

1842
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:28,599
Speaker 2: guys tell me that the only show.

1843
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:31,599
Speaker 4: We still bust his balls about it to this day.

1844
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:33,160
Speaker 3: That's a very aware cop.

1845
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:33,559
Speaker 7: Really.

1846
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:41,080
Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, we got in trouble in school for maybe

1847
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,479
Speaker 2: we should have been put on some kind of a

1848
01:28:42,479 --> 01:28:44,439
Speaker 2: predatory list at the time, but.

1849
01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:46,960
Speaker 4: For a lot of reasons.

1850
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:48,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, you told plenty of stories were.

1851
01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:54,200
Speaker 2: Me and my pals road trip to Alexandria to watch

1852
01:28:54,600 --> 01:28:58,120
Speaker 2: to watch the dance line, to watch the wise at

1853
01:28:58,120 --> 01:28:58,800
Speaker 2: a dance line.

1854
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:00,000
Speaker 5: Huh.

1855
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:04,240
Speaker 2: You know, I couldn't tell one good dance line from

1856
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:07,599
Speaker 2: the other. We were there to look at girls and

1857
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:11,519
Speaker 2: hopefully get to know a few of them. And we

1858
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:14,519
Speaker 2: stayed in the same hotel as the Wisetta girls did,

1859
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,120
Speaker 2: and so you know, we're just kind of lurking and

1860
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:18,080
Speaker 2: lingering all.

1861
01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:22,519
Speaker 4: Weekend, sitting in the lobby waiting.

1862
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:26,000
Speaker 2: But of course a lot of them were our friends,

1863
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:30,599
Speaker 2: but I don't think they were entirely comfortable with us

1864
01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:35,000
Speaker 2: sitting all afternoon in the hotel sitting, you know, in

1865
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:38,920
Speaker 2: the in the activities area, you know, the big, big,

1866
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:42,040
Speaker 2: old like dance floor type scene in this hotel, right,

1867
01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:44,960
Speaker 2: and the girls are practicing and we're sitting there drinking

1868
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:52,280
Speaker 2: all day. But we poured our hooch into doctor Pepper bottles.

1869
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:56,520
Speaker 2: That was our little gimmick, right, So we we didn't

1870
01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:59,960
Speaker 2: bother anybody. We just we're kind of lurking and lingering.

1871
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:02,920
Speaker 2: We went to all the dance events and we went home.

1872
01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:05,799
Speaker 2: The next Monday, we all got called into the principal's office.

1873
01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:09,320
Speaker 2: What are you guys doing? We're like, what do you mean,

1874
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:10,920
Speaker 2: what are we doing? Well? You went, you drove all

1875
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:13,800
Speaker 2: the way to Alexandria to see the dance line, and

1876
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:17,360
Speaker 2: we're like, well, yeah, we're big fans. They didn't buy

1877
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:20,320
Speaker 2: it and they shouldn't. But we kept arguing, you know,

1878
01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:22,200
Speaker 2: why are we in trouble if we would have traveled

1879
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:24,519
Speaker 2: to go see the hockey team? Would we be in

1880
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:27,080
Speaker 2: the v if we traveled to see And finally the

1881
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:30,600
Speaker 2: principal goes, all right, let's just cut to the chase. No,

1882
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:36,720
Speaker 2: kid your age drinks that much doctor Pepper. We know

1883
01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:40,880
Speaker 2: what you were doing with the doctor Pepper. And I said,

1884
01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:42,320
Speaker 2: what are you gonna give us a piss test? You

1885
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:44,200
Speaker 2: know you don't know what we were doing. They did,

1886
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:46,320
Speaker 2: but of course we just said no, no, no, we're

1887
01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:46,960
Speaker 2: drinking pop.

1888
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:47,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't prove it.

1889
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:55,679
Speaker 2: And a guy friend of mine did hook up with

1890
01:30:55,720 --> 01:31:00,760
Speaker 2: a gal from a different dance team, nice that was

1891
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:03,559
Speaker 2: staying at THEO. But then the next morning he woke

1892
01:31:03,640 --> 01:31:04,479
Speaker 2: up he couldn't talk.

1893
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:06,800
Speaker 7: He couldn't talk.

1894
01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:10,240
Speaker 2: He was very sick, and he was he could barely speak,

1895
01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:13,479
Speaker 2: like he had laryngitis. And her name was Cherry, so

1896
01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:14,360
Speaker 2: he said he.

1897
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:18,240
Speaker 3: Had a case of cherry itis.

1898
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:21,880
Speaker 2: All right, they're going to go ahead with the NFC

1899
01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:25,879
Speaker 2: and AFC title games this Sunday in the National Football League.

1900
01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:29,080
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Randy Shaver, what's going to happen.

1901
01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:34,439
Speaker 7: Well, it's what's going to happen as to what you

1902
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:37,960
Speaker 7: want to have happened, right. I want to see Sam

1903
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:40,920
Speaker 7: Darnald go to the Super Bowl. I think the Rams

1904
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:44,040
Speaker 7: are great. They've got a very good football team, well coached.

1905
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:49,320
Speaker 7: But I would love to see Sam Darnald uh go

1906
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:51,759
Speaker 7: to the Super Bowl, and with that defense, they probably

1907
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:53,840
Speaker 7: have a great chance to do it.

1908
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:56,400
Speaker 2: It's Sam Donald's next shot at glory.

1909
01:31:57,040 --> 01:32:00,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I just it kind of just twists the

1910
01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:04,759
Speaker 7: knife a little bit more into Vikings fans if Sam

1911
01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:08,840
Speaker 7: Donald were to go to the Super Bowl, right, I

1912
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:14,120
Speaker 7: really I think the the Broncos Patriots game is super

1913
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:18,240
Speaker 7: interesting to me, only because I know the Broncos top

1914
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:21,200
Speaker 7: quarterback is hurt and not playing and all. That makes

1915
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:24,080
Speaker 7: the Patriots a favorite in the game. But I still

1916
01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:28,320
Speaker 7: think that Broncos defense is super good, so I think

1917
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,439
Speaker 7: that game's gonna be a lot closer than people think.

1918
01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:32,720
Speaker 7: I still think the Patriots probably win.

1919
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:36,120
Speaker 2: You're saying Patriots probably win.

1920
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:40,480
Speaker 7: Patriots Seahawks I think will probably be the matchup Oh boy.

1921
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:41,839
Speaker 4: It's back to Sam Donald.

1922
01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:43,840
Speaker 6: I asked a buddy at the beginning of the playoffs,

1923
01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:46,680
Speaker 6: are you rooting for Sam Donald? He's a hardcourt Vikings fan.

1924
01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:48,559
Speaker 6: I said, are you rooting for Sam Donald? Are you

1925
01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:50,840
Speaker 6: hoping that he fails again so you can keep the

1926
01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:53,479
Speaker 6: narrative saying we made the right call to let him go?

1927
01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:55,760
Speaker 6: And he said, no, no, no, I'm rooting for the guy.

1928
01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:58,439
Speaker 6: Yesterday he texted me I wasn't rooting for him this

1929
01:32:58,520 --> 01:32:58,960
Speaker 6: much though.

1930
01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:02,680
Speaker 7: Well, he's going up against the team that beat him

1931
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:04,920
Speaker 7: last year in the playoffs, right, that's true, and it

1932
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:10,200
Speaker 7: basically demolished him last year. And I know they've played

1933
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:13,519
Speaker 7: already once this year. Actually they split during the regular season,

1934
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:16,280
Speaker 7: so he did beat the Rams during the regular season.

1935
01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:19,960
Speaker 7: But obviously, what much more on the line right now,

1936
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:24,519
Speaker 7: so we'll see. I'm gonna be pulling for him. I

1937
01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:27,200
Speaker 7: hope that they that they win, so.

1938
01:33:28,439 --> 01:33:35,519
Speaker 2: Sam Darnold's next shot to no longer be looked at

1939
01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:39,240
Speaker 2: as a yeah, a shlub, a guy who can't but

1940
01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:40,519
Speaker 2: win the big game.

1941
01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:44,679
Speaker 7: But you know, Nick, it's just that it just adds

1942
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:50,439
Speaker 7: that extra layer to agony for Vikings fans. I just

1943
01:33:50,479 --> 01:33:53,560
Speaker 7: think I just think that's what's that's what's intriguing.

1944
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:55,840
Speaker 2: Of course, of course that's what's intriguing about it.

1945
01:33:55,920 --> 01:34:00,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, what if Indiana Jones hadn't gotten hurt Indianapolis and

1946
01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:00,680
Speaker 6: they make the.

1947
01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:02,960
Speaker 4: Playoffs, Yeah, that would have been fun.

1948
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:05,599
Speaker 6: Then he made a run too Super Bowl. Between those

1949
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:09,080
Speaker 6: two quarterbacks, I enjoy the hell out of Vikings fan misery.

1950
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:12,439
Speaker 6: So you know who I'm rooting for on Sunday.

1951
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:16,000
Speaker 7: And I think Matt Stafford. I mean I'm pulling for

1952
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:19,759
Speaker 7: staff I think Stafford's obviously a great player. The Rams

1953
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:23,120
Speaker 7: are really good. They either game can go eat both.

1954
01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:25,719
Speaker 7: These games are going to be very close and hard fought,

1955
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:28,439
Speaker 7: and as it should be when you get to the

1956
01:34:28,520 --> 01:34:29,599
Speaker 7: championship weekend.

1957
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:33,960
Speaker 2: So all right, speaking of old Viking quarterbacks that came

1958
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:37,320
Speaker 2: and went, some of them annoyed us more than others.

1959
01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:43,519
Speaker 2: Captain death Rocks Curtis Cousins, a listener says, we're forgetting

1960
01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:48,320
Speaker 2: about the Curse of Kurt Cousins. No team that has

1961
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:50,960
Speaker 2: lost to Captain Death Rocks and the regular season has

1962
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:53,479
Speaker 2: ever advanced to the Super Bowl. He beat the Rams

1963
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:56,960
Speaker 2: late in the season. That's a good point, so keep

1964
01:34:57,000 --> 01:35:04,120
Speaker 2: that in mind. Too, Randy Shaver. Okay, okay, where do

1965
01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:08,439
Speaker 2: you go with this? These are the fellas who are

1966
01:35:08,439 --> 01:35:11,839
Speaker 2: in the running for the Associated Press NFL Most Valuable

1967
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:15,679
Speaker 2: Player Award, or, as a friend of mine would say,

1968
01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:24,519
Speaker 2: the Most Valuable Player Reward. Christian mcraffree McCaffrey, Josh Allen,

1969
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:28,000
Speaker 2: Trevor Lawrence, Drake May, Matthew Stafford, Calvin Portner.

1970
01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:32,400
Speaker 7: I think there's just two guys. It's just Stafford in May.

1971
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:33,240
Speaker 2: Oh.

1972
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:38,280
Speaker 7: Those are the top two guys, and probably Stafford is

1973
01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:40,680
Speaker 7: going to end up getting there. I think there's going

1974
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:45,040
Speaker 7: to be a Drake May's got more time in his

1975
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:47,519
Speaker 7: career to get there kind of a thing.

1976
01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:50,240
Speaker 4: So they're kind of like a lifetime achievement award.

1977
01:35:50,479 --> 01:35:55,320
Speaker 7: Yeah. I kind of look at Staffords as the leader

1978
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:59,400
Speaker 7: in the clubhouse for this award, and it's not that

1979
01:35:59,439 --> 01:36:01,200
Speaker 7: he does it as deserve it. He does. He's had

1980
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:04,479
Speaker 7: a standing year, and so has Drake May. I mean,

1981
01:36:04,479 --> 01:36:08,240
Speaker 7: what Drake May has done has been tremendous, So they

1982
01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:10,360
Speaker 7: both deserve it. But I think Stafford will end up

1983
01:36:10,400 --> 01:36:11,880
Speaker 7: kidding it.

1984
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:14,439
Speaker 2: Is there more than one of these? Is there? Is there?

1985
01:36:14,520 --> 01:36:17,679
Speaker 2: The Associated Press and then the Sports? Yeah?

1986
01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:21,200
Speaker 4: I thought there was more than there's like a Player

1987
01:36:21,240 --> 01:36:21,920
Speaker 4: of the Year two.

1988
01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:24,160
Speaker 7: There's other awards two.

1989
01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:27,080
Speaker 2: Not that it troubles me too deeply, says here. The

1990
01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:29,559
Speaker 2: San Francisco forty nine ers want to make a trade

1991
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:33,599
Speaker 2: for oversize sixth grader and Vikings wide receiver Addison Jordan.

1992
01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:35,320
Speaker 4: Let them have them.

1993
01:36:35,680 --> 01:36:37,880
Speaker 7: What would they like to give us in return?

1994
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:38,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1995
01:36:40,439 --> 01:36:42,040
Speaker 7: Will take whatever you want to give us.

1996
01:36:42,080 --> 01:36:42,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead.

1997
01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:45,080
Speaker 3: Sorry, I tuned off for a second. What would they

1998
01:36:45,160 --> 01:36:46,240
Speaker 3: like to give us in return?

1999
01:36:46,320 --> 01:36:46,720
Speaker 5: I don't know.

2000
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:54,920
Speaker 2: I'm imagining a functioning adult or two pick of some

2001
01:36:55,040 --> 01:37:00,280
Speaker 2: sort a bucket of money kicking the ass, take.

2002
01:37:00,160 --> 01:37:02,479
Speaker 7: A draft choice. I'd take a draft pick from them.

2003
01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:08,320
Speaker 2: Sure, maybe an as yet to be determined, unproven, possibly

2004
01:37:08,360 --> 01:37:16,280
Speaker 2: injury prone player player to be named Addison Jordan. I'm

2005
01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:21,599
Speaker 2: filing this one under the you probably don't give two pumps,

2006
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:24,280
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna go ahead anyway. Category. There's a rumor

2007
01:37:24,320 --> 01:37:27,920
Speaker 2: going around that former NFL coach current television dork Rex

2008
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:32,640
Speaker 2: Ryan might leave ESPN for a return to coaching. Specifically,

2009
01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:36,559
Speaker 2: he'd take the defensive coordinator gig with the New York Giants.

2010
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:39,599
Speaker 2: Now that is old bro John John Harbaugh is their

2011
01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:40,320
Speaker 2: new head coach.

2012
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:48,320
Speaker 7: I think that John Harbow would want to. I don't

2013
01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:50,640
Speaker 7: know if John Harbow would want that. Rex Ryan is

2014
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:52,160
Speaker 7: such a strong personality.

2015
01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:54,040
Speaker 2: He's a dufus, is what he is.

2016
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:55,559
Speaker 3: He's a little bit of a goofball team.

2017
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:57,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he'd wants something's more in tune with

2018
01:37:57,520 --> 01:38:00,160
Speaker 6: what's been going on the Innererkings of the NFL last decade.

2019
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:03,120
Speaker 2: He's a big dum dufist and the NFL is loaded

2020
01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:05,360
Speaker 2: with big dumb dufices, so he'll fit right back in.

2021
01:38:05,439 --> 01:38:06,000
Speaker 2: Rex Ryan.

2022
01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:08,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got the foot fetish, right right.

2023
01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:09,280
Speaker 4: I hate that.

2024
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:09,400
Speaker 2: I know that.

2025
01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:11,240
Speaker 4: By the way, any time you hear his name, it's

2026
01:38:11,240 --> 01:38:12,080
Speaker 4: the first thing I think of.

2027
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:15,000
Speaker 2: I already also likes his nipples played with a little bit.

2028
01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:17,120
Speaker 2: But so, the other side of this.

2029
01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:21,200
Speaker 3: Coin is doesn't he have a Mark Sanchez tattoo? Or

2030
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:22,000
Speaker 3: is that a joke?

2031
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:24,880
Speaker 2: Look it up, boy, Actually, good question. I remember something

2032
01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:28,479
Speaker 2: about that. It's Mark. He's holding the knife. There's a

2033
01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:29,920
Speaker 2: truck driver in the background.

2034
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:30,360
Speaker 3: Different.

2035
01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:35,080
Speaker 2: Oh. And then and then the other side of the coin,

2036
01:38:35,160 --> 01:38:38,000
Speaker 2: Randy Shaver is if Rex Ryan goes back to coaching,

2037
01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:40,719
Speaker 2: that would open up a spot on television for recently

2038
01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:44,880
Speaker 2: gassed NFL head coach Mike Tomlin to land that television guy.

2039
01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:47,640
Speaker 7: I think Mike Tomlin will get a gig regardless of

2040
01:38:47,680 --> 01:38:50,559
Speaker 7: who's there right now. The rumor is that he'll end

2041
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:55,599
Speaker 7: up at CBS, that Tomlin will end up taking Matt

2042
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,600
Speaker 7: Ryan's spot on CBS.

2043
01:38:58,080 --> 01:39:00,720
Speaker 6: So I looked it up. Rex Ryan kind of has

2044
01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:03,759
Speaker 6: a Mark Sanchez tattoo. It's a pretty blonde lady wearing

2045
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:05,360
Speaker 6: only a Mark Sanchez jersey.

2046
01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:06,000
Speaker 7: Only.

2047
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:07,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got no bottom side.

2048
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:13,519
Speaker 2: What a weird I remember that. Now you think he'll

2049
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:14,439
Speaker 2: have that altered.

2050
01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:17,439
Speaker 3: Gosh, change that up probably.

2051
01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:19,800
Speaker 6: Well, so you just see the sleeve and it's the

2052
01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:22,280
Speaker 6: number six. He could easily turn that six into an eight.

2053
01:39:22,479 --> 01:39:28,639
Speaker 5: Just put a little knife by it, all right?

2054
01:39:28,680 --> 01:39:31,960
Speaker 2: How about this is this big news? According to a listener,

2055
01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:37,679
Speaker 2: Fernando Mendoza, the quarterback who led Indiana to the national

2056
01:39:38,439 --> 01:39:41,439
Speaker 2: U is gonna turn pro. Is that something?

2057
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:44,360
Speaker 7: Yes, he's he's projected to be the number one pick.

2058
01:39:44,439 --> 01:39:46,760
Speaker 2: Oh, this is old news or new news that he's

2059
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:47,400
Speaker 2: turning pro.

2060
01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:49,160
Speaker 4: I think he's officially announced it.

2061
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:49,919
Speaker 2: He just officially.

2062
01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:52,759
Speaker 4: I think that everybody, everybody assumed he was going.

2063
01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:54,800
Speaker 7: All right, he's projected to be the number one pick.

2064
01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:59,280
Speaker 2: And by the way, speaking of that, that ball club

2065
01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:03,120
Speaker 2: Indiana who your's head coach Kurt Signetti and the rest

2066
01:40:03,160 --> 01:40:08,439
Speaker 2: of those peckerheads involved with Indiana football, they're having a

2067
01:40:08,479 --> 01:40:10,200
Speaker 2: hell of a good time right now. It hasn't even

2068
01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:13,479
Speaker 2: been a week since they won the very first football

2069
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:16,920
Speaker 2: national title in school history. We mentioned a few weeks

2070
01:40:16,920 --> 01:40:20,280
Speaker 2: ago that this Signetti guy loves to eat Chipotle burritos

2071
01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:23,600
Speaker 2: and whatnot. Well, now Chipotle has up and decided to

2072
01:40:23,720 --> 01:40:27,800
Speaker 2: honor him with a menu item with his name on it. Now,

2073
01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:30,280
Speaker 2: if they serve spaghetti, you will be perfect, but they don't.

2074
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:34,840
Speaker 3: Actually, don't you have a burger somewhere? No, somebody was

2075
01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:38,840
Speaker 3: telling me there is one and you're in Wisconsin.

2076
01:40:40,280 --> 01:40:43,120
Speaker 6: What I'd be so jealous. I've always want to have

2077
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:43,400
Speaker 6: a menu?

2078
01:40:44,320 --> 01:40:46,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, dog, how do.

2079
01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:47,559
Speaker 3: You get something?

2080
01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:48,479
Speaker 5: It's still named that?

2081
01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:48,720
Speaker 7: Do?

2082
01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:52,640
Speaker 2: They call it the fur Burghers? They call it the

2083
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:53,240
Speaker 2: smash Lee.

2084
01:40:54,240 --> 01:40:57,880
Speaker 5: It's been a while since I've been there. Is that

2085
01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:00,600
Speaker 5: dough Boys barn girl. It's kind of in like Osceola,

2086
01:41:00,720 --> 01:41:03,400
Speaker 5: New Richmond area. Yeah, one of my buddy, my buddy

2087
01:41:03,439 --> 01:41:05,920
Speaker 5: dough Boy owned dough Boys Bar and grill.

2088
01:41:06,320 --> 01:41:07,400
Speaker 2: How did this come about?

2089
01:41:07,920 --> 01:41:08,160
Speaker 3: Uh?

2090
01:41:08,200 --> 01:41:11,360
Speaker 5: So when he opened up the place, jeez, I think

2091
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:15,599
Speaker 5: it was two years ago now, me and my husband

2092
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:18,559
Speaker 5: helped him kind of set the place up, cleaned it out.

2093
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:21,720
Speaker 5: It was, oh god, it was bad in there. And

2094
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:25,639
Speaker 5: he went to go get us some lunch and came

2095
01:41:25,680 --> 01:41:28,280
Speaker 5: back with some burgers, and you know, we told him

2096
01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:31,040
Speaker 5: whatever we wanted and he ended up taking like the

2097
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:33,240
Speaker 5: burger I ordered what was on that one and throwing

2098
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:33,880
Speaker 5: it on the menu.

2099
01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:36,800
Speaker 2: Do you even remember what was on the smashly, I.

2100
01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:38,559
Speaker 5: Do not off the top of my head, but it's

2101
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:42,160
Speaker 5: obviously you know, Smash Burger's. But it's it's nothing like

2102
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:46,040
Speaker 5: crazy or weird. But yeah, that that's a great place.

2103
01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:49,160
Speaker 5: And uh the coolest thing about that place, Nick, fifty

2104
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:50,600
Speaker 5: cent pool tables.

2105
01:41:51,160 --> 01:41:51,960
Speaker 2: Lick me down?

2106
01:41:52,160 --> 01:41:53,200
Speaker 5: Uh huh.

2107
01:41:53,479 --> 01:41:56,400
Speaker 2: I like to play pocket billiards now and again. And

2108
01:41:56,439 --> 01:41:58,320
Speaker 2: you got to dump more than fifty cents in there.

2109
01:41:58,360 --> 01:41:59,679
Speaker 2: And most joints, yep.

2110
01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:03,080
Speaker 5: Usually a dollar fifty. It's ridiculous unless.

2111
01:42:02,760 --> 01:42:04,280
Speaker 2: You're at the Legion. And why is that a Saturday

2112
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:09,960
Speaker 2: nights free pool? Anyway? Chipotle has added a menu item

2113
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:16,240
Speaker 2: to honor Kurt Signetti Uh, it's simply called the I

2114
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:18,840
Speaker 2: Win burrito or something like that.

2115
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:23,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's that's his famous line, I win, I win,

2116
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:24,479
Speaker 7: Google me.

2117
01:42:25,800 --> 01:42:27,240
Speaker 2: Oh sure I have heard that.

2118
01:42:27,640 --> 01:42:31,240
Speaker 7: Yes, his introductory news conference that people's you know, didn't

2119
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:34,280
Speaker 7: you know know who he was or whatever? He just says,

2120
01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:35,880
Speaker 7: I win, Just google.

2121
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:41,840
Speaker 2: Me, corporate radio rules, we win again. I won't tell

2122
01:42:41,840 --> 01:42:44,920
Speaker 2: that story again, although it is a lot of fun.

2123
01:42:45,280 --> 01:42:47,320
Speaker 2: Most of our listeners know it. But you know, I

2124
01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:49,080
Speaker 2: gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of upset about

2125
01:42:49,120 --> 01:42:52,560
Speaker 2: this whole Kurt Signetti getting his own Here's Cubby, a

2126
01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:55,320
Speaker 2: guy who made f and Chipotle rich all by himself

2127
01:42:55,880 --> 01:43:00,719
Speaker 2: decades ago. Decades ago, he ate their food every day.

2128
01:43:00,920 --> 01:43:02,960
Speaker 2: He never got a Neil how do you say it?

2129
01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:07,439
Speaker 2: A meal named after him. Here comes this Signetti knob wash.

2130
01:43:07,479 --> 01:43:10,439
Speaker 2: He wins a few amateur football games and he gets

2131
01:43:10,439 --> 01:43:11,519
Speaker 2: his name on the menu.

2132
01:43:12,960 --> 01:43:13,559
Speaker 3: He wins.

2133
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:15,479
Speaker 2: That doesn't trouble you at all, Google him.

2134
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:17,640
Speaker 3: I'm win with it. I'm still hung up on the

2135
01:43:17,640 --> 01:43:20,160
Speaker 3: fact that Ashley has a menu item named after her

2136
01:43:20,160 --> 01:43:21,600
Speaker 3: and completely forgot.

2137
01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:23,400
Speaker 5: I complete I know. My husband even texted me and

2138
01:43:23,560 --> 01:43:29,160
Speaker 5: all he said was, dude, I'm sorry. I'm a little

2139
01:43:29,160 --> 01:43:30,439
Speaker 5: sleep deprived.

2140
01:43:32,960 --> 01:43:36,120
Speaker 2: Cubby with deep throat and Chipotle burritos when Signetti was

2141
01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:39,200
Speaker 2: still teaching square dancing as a junior high gym teacher

2142
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:40,880
Speaker 2: and you got nothing out of.

2143
01:43:40,880 --> 01:43:45,040
Speaker 3: It, well, it was I went so often. Really, the

2144
01:43:45,080 --> 01:43:47,600
Speaker 3: only variety of my diet for probably ten years was

2145
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:48,839
Speaker 3: the location of Chipotle.

2146
01:43:49,120 --> 01:43:51,679
Speaker 5: It's about it, and you got the same thing every

2147
01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:52,599
Speaker 5: single time.

2148
01:43:52,439 --> 01:43:55,040
Speaker 3: Right, I'm the same thing every single time guy still

2149
01:43:55,080 --> 01:43:57,479
Speaker 3: to this day. But brazy yeah, they'd have it waiting

2150
01:43:57,520 --> 01:43:59,520
Speaker 3: for me at times, which would be kind of embarrassing.

2151
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:02,879
Speaker 6: They did honor you by giving you that free Chipotle

2152
01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:04,680
Speaker 6: for life card that you're too embarrassed to use.

2153
01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:07,000
Speaker 3: I tried it once and then I never used it again.

2154
01:44:07,040 --> 01:44:08,439
Speaker 4: I would feel kind of like a douche too.

2155
01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:09,599
Speaker 3: I felt like a giant douche.

2156
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:12,519
Speaker 5: At least it's a healthier place, and you know, it's

2157
01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:15,160
Speaker 5: not like one of the worst fast food places. I'd

2158
01:44:15,160 --> 01:44:17,200
Speaker 5: feel more guilty if, like, you know, I had a

2159
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:20,280
Speaker 5: huge burger waiting for me with fries Chipotle's.

2160
01:44:20,439 --> 01:44:23,280
Speaker 3: Oh no, I just got a large sour cream that

2161
01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:25,320
Speaker 3: was my orders, the tub of it with a spoon.

2162
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:28,200
Speaker 5: Dude, that stuff is so good. And I've tried to

2163
01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:30,200
Speaker 5: remake that at home so many times.

2164
01:44:31,640 --> 01:44:34,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, they you know, they gave me a plaque. You know,

2165
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:36,800
Speaker 3: it's kind of like around here if they're like, oh,

2166
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:39,599
Speaker 3: you know you want to raise pal, here's a business card.

2167
01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:40,160
Speaker 5: Yeah didn't you?

2168
01:44:41,560 --> 01:44:42,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I brought it.

2169
01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:42,960
Speaker 7: I know.

2170
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:45,280
Speaker 2: That was nice and everything very kind. I just think

2171
01:44:45,320 --> 01:44:46,520
Speaker 2: you should have been recognized.

2172
01:44:46,640 --> 01:44:47,360
Speaker 3: I got a title.

2173
01:44:48,160 --> 01:44:50,920
Speaker 2: You should have been recognized a little more efficiently.

2174
01:44:51,120 --> 01:44:53,200
Speaker 3: They called me a master Burrito Ambassador.

2175
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:56,840
Speaker 2: Efficiently was officially, is what I meant to say. Officially.

2176
01:44:56,920 --> 01:44:58,799
Speaker 3: But they did cater our wedding everything.

2177
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:05,360
Speaker 2: So we started off our conversation playing some audio from Finchy. Yeah,

2178
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:08,519
Speaker 2: head coach of the Timberwolves, just aren't good enough right now.

2179
01:45:08,960 --> 01:45:11,320
Speaker 7: They are not, and they are not.

2180
01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:14,360
Speaker 2: It's mostly a matter of effort and motivation in my opinion,

2181
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:16,000
Speaker 2: which makes it frustrating to watch.

2182
01:45:16,240 --> 01:45:18,840
Speaker 7: And I would also say that their bench has just

2183
01:45:18,960 --> 01:45:23,840
Speaker 7: been brutal. Other than nas Reid, they're just not getting

2184
01:45:23,880 --> 01:45:25,479
Speaker 7: anything from this bench.

2185
01:45:25,760 --> 01:45:27,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've lost four in a row now for I

2186
01:45:27,840 --> 01:45:30,679
Speaker 2: think only the second time since Finchy took over five

2187
01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:34,080
Speaker 2: years ago or whenever it was. The Chicago Bulls beat

2188
01:45:34,120 --> 01:45:36,720
Speaker 2: them by five last night at Target Center. Close game

2189
01:45:36,760 --> 01:45:38,200
Speaker 2: for the most part all the way through.

2190
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:42,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, they let the Bulls come back in that game.

2191
01:45:42,240 --> 01:45:45,719
Speaker 2: And yeah, the Wolves made a nice thirteen to nothing

2192
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:47,840
Speaker 2: run on the Bulls about halfway through the fourth quarter.

2193
01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:49,960
Speaker 2: They took the lead, but the final four minutes of

2194
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:53,360
Speaker 2: the ballgame, Chicago went on a fifteen to four run

2195
01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:55,519
Speaker 2: to close it out. She was a nine to nothing

2196
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:58,080
Speaker 2: run in the final minute of the ballgame. In the

2197
01:45:58,120 --> 01:46:00,920
Speaker 2: final few minutes, the Wolves took bad shot, they turned

2198
01:46:00,920 --> 01:46:03,639
Speaker 2: the ball over. They didn't have the smarts to close

2199
01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:08,200
Speaker 2: it out. They made stupid decisions in the last few minutes,

2200
01:46:08,960 --> 01:46:13,400
Speaker 2: and they deserve to lose. Its frustrating to watch. Possible

2201
01:46:13,439 --> 01:46:16,400
Speaker 2: future Wolves starting point guard kolbe White scored twenty two

2202
01:46:16,439 --> 01:46:21,599
Speaker 2: points for the Bulls. Julius Randall scored thirty. Edwards had

2203
01:46:21,640 --> 01:46:24,679
Speaker 2: an off night. He looked hired. He didn't play any

2204
01:46:24,720 --> 01:46:29,519
Speaker 2: defense either. From day one. It's just again, its effort,

2205
01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:35,559
Speaker 2: its motivation that slows these guys down. They'll play the

2206
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:37,720
Speaker 2: Golden State Warriors here tomorrow afternoon.

2207
01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:41,880
Speaker 7: Disappointing.

2208
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:47,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it certainly is. Golden Gopher Bros. Play basketball at

2209
01:46:47,240 --> 01:46:55,240
Speaker 2: home tomorrow versus Nebraska Freds the mayor. Freddie Hoyer, the

2210
01:46:55,280 --> 01:46:57,400
Speaker 2: mayor is here. We talked about him a couple of

2211
01:46:57,439 --> 01:47:02,840
Speaker 2: days ago. Twins are gonna try the Taylor Rogers thing again.

2212
01:47:03,280 --> 01:47:04,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's okay.

2213
01:47:04,479 --> 01:47:05,640
Speaker 2: Well, I got no problem with that.

2214
01:47:05,640 --> 01:47:09,280
Speaker 7: It's more body, it's you know, two million bucks for

2215
01:47:09,320 --> 01:47:11,519
Speaker 7: a left handed reliever. I think that's worth it for

2216
01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:15,280
Speaker 7: the twins with a lot of experience at thirty five.

2217
01:47:15,320 --> 01:47:21,320
Speaker 2: So lefty reliever, don't you know? Yeah, Taylor Rodgers, since

2218
01:47:22,080 --> 01:47:25,479
Speaker 2: he spent his first six big league seasons here in town.

2219
01:47:26,520 --> 01:47:29,559
Speaker 2: Since then, he's pitched for the Podres, the Brewers, the Giants,

2220
01:47:29,560 --> 01:47:32,519
Speaker 2: the Reds, the Cubs, the Rams, the Argonauts. But a

2221
01:47:32,600 --> 01:47:36,160
Speaker 2: solid lefty, he can get swings and misses. So I'm

2222
01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:37,120
Speaker 2: excited about this.

2223
01:47:37,280 --> 01:47:39,040
Speaker 5: It's probably I don't know if you have no the

2224
01:47:39,080 --> 01:47:42,240
Speaker 5: answer to this question. But do do lefties get paid more?

2225
01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:43,000
Speaker 2: No?

2226
01:47:43,200 --> 01:47:44,639
Speaker 5: Like offered more? No, they're not like.

2227
01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:49,439
Speaker 7: Sing They seem to last longer in the big leagues

2228
01:47:49,640 --> 01:47:53,040
Speaker 7: and get more opportunities in the bigs just because there's

2229
01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:55,800
Speaker 7: less of them out there, so.

2230
01:47:56,360 --> 01:47:59,960
Speaker 2: They paid more in general. No, but they're certainly appreciated.

2231
01:48:00,479 --> 01:48:05,519
Speaker 7: Yeah, for sure. More opportunity as a left handed reliever starter.

2232
01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:14,160
Speaker 7: So mmmmm, oh, man, just ask Glenn Perkins.

2233
01:48:15,120 --> 01:48:19,000
Speaker 2: Glenn Perkins, I hope his uh, his winter's going all right?

2234
01:48:19,040 --> 01:48:20,439
Speaker 2: You talked to Glenn lately, Dana.

2235
01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:23,000
Speaker 4: I haven't talked to him now in a while.

2236
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:27,439
Speaker 2: Hopefully he wants to come back and mess around on

2237
01:48:27,479 --> 01:48:28,240
Speaker 2: the live radio.

2238
01:48:28,320 --> 01:48:29,640
Speaker 4: Oh, you did tell me that he would love to

2239
01:48:29,640 --> 01:48:30,320
Speaker 4: come back next year.

2240
01:48:30,360 --> 01:48:31,280
Speaker 2: I like Glen a lot.

2241
01:48:32,240 --> 01:48:33,599
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's really good too.

2242
01:48:33,800 --> 01:48:34,599
Speaker 4: He had a lot of fun.

2243
01:48:34,960 --> 01:48:36,400
Speaker 2: Wonderful guy.

2244
01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:38,320
Speaker 7: He's very very good.

2245
01:48:38,960 --> 01:48:43,479
Speaker 2: How about this? Now got some Belgian soccer fans.

2246
01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:47,720
Speaker 6: Oh, you usually don't bring up soccer in the positive light,

2247
01:48:47,800 --> 01:48:49,080
Speaker 6: So I think I know where this is going.

2248
01:48:49,280 --> 01:48:50,040
Speaker 2: Oh, this is fun.

2249
01:48:50,120 --> 01:48:51,559
Speaker 7: Oh it must be a slow day.

2250
01:48:51,920 --> 01:48:53,720
Speaker 2: This is fun. No, no, this would have been brought

2251
01:48:53,760 --> 01:48:58,040
Speaker 2: up any day that this isn't bringing up soccer. Okay,

2252
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,000
Speaker 2: really you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I get you.

2253
01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:05,760
Speaker 2: Three Belgian soccer fans are off to prison for what

2254
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:11,120
Speaker 2: they wore to an away game in Kazakhstan. So they

2255
01:49:11,160 --> 01:49:14,679
Speaker 2: went over to Kazakhstan to watch their favorite Belgian soccer

2256
01:49:14,760 --> 01:49:20,280
Speaker 2: club play. All three of them wore the infamous mankini

2257
01:49:20,960 --> 01:49:23,120
Speaker 2: that made Borat famous.

2258
01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:26,879
Speaker 5: Dude in his real nice now.

2259
01:49:27,240 --> 01:49:29,360
Speaker 2: They all wore the MANKINI I.

2260
01:49:29,439 --> 01:49:31,360
Speaker 5: Was going to ask. I thought, I was like, why

2261
01:49:31,439 --> 01:49:34,800
Speaker 5: does that sound familiar? Isn't that Borat's hometown.

2262
01:49:35,120 --> 01:49:39,960
Speaker 4: Fraud to make a hands relief NICs relief.

2263
01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:45,799
Speaker 2: From his famous real life documentary titled Borat Cultural Learnings

2264
01:49:45,800 --> 01:49:49,120
Speaker 2: of America for make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

2265
01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:55,680
Speaker 5: God he nice, my husband taught well. I stuck at it,

2266
01:49:55,720 --> 01:49:58,559
Speaker 5: I guess. But my husband talks like this all around

2267
01:49:58,600 --> 01:50:00,880
Speaker 5: the house, around our kid because he wants them to

2268
01:50:00,960 --> 01:50:02,160
Speaker 5: talk like Borat.

2269
01:50:04,080 --> 01:50:05,519
Speaker 4: That's a goal.

2270
01:50:05,960 --> 01:50:06,719
Speaker 5: I want that.

2271
01:50:07,120 --> 01:50:09,840
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is when my brother's kids were young,

2272
01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:12,880
Speaker 2: that's when that Borat movie got dumped on us, right,

2273
01:50:13,760 --> 01:50:17,280
Speaker 2: and I couldn't stop saying And I still say whaaa,

2274
01:50:17,439 --> 01:50:21,320
Speaker 2: we will. So I'm doing that around my brother's kids

2275
01:50:21,320 --> 01:50:23,080
Speaker 2: all the time. You know, they'd be like, hey, look

2276
01:50:23,439 --> 01:50:26,080
Speaker 2: a dead rat or whatever like little kids do, and

2277
01:50:26,080 --> 01:50:27,720
Speaker 2: I would say, whoa, whoa, we will.

2278
01:50:28,160 --> 01:50:30,320
Speaker 3: Don't let them say this, Ashley, I like to take

2279
01:50:30,439 --> 01:50:33,080
Speaker 3: photograph of ladies while they make a toilet.

2280
01:50:33,120 --> 01:50:33,640
Speaker 4: You don't want that.

2281
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:36,559
Speaker 3: You don't want that to be his first words.

2282
01:50:37,400 --> 01:50:40,320
Speaker 2: So next thing, I know, I eat success. Next thing,

2283
01:50:40,360 --> 01:50:42,679
Speaker 2: I know, Ashley, these two little kids are running around

2284
01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:45,000
Speaker 2: my parents' house and they're saying nothing but Wawa, we

2285
01:50:45,080 --> 01:50:52,639
Speaker 2: will awesome Borat cultural learnings of America for make great

2286
01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:58,720
Speaker 2: benefit glorious. So the three Belgian soccer dorks were arrested

2287
01:50:58,760 --> 01:51:01,840
Speaker 2: at the ballgame. They weren't allowed to watch the entire

2288
01:51:01,880 --> 01:51:04,760
Speaker 2: soccer game, and they will be off to prison. Now,

2289
01:51:05,280 --> 01:51:05,760
Speaker 2: I don't think.

2290
01:51:05,680 --> 01:51:10,800
Speaker 4: I want to go to a prison in Kazakistan or Kazakhstan. Yeah, either, right,

2291
01:51:11,320 --> 01:51:13,200
Speaker 4: that didn't sound right when it came out of my mouth.

2292
01:51:13,200 --> 01:51:14,360
Speaker 3: It didn't try it again.

2293
01:51:15,320 --> 01:51:20,400
Speaker 2: Kazakhstan say, I know ninety nine folks from Kazakhstan.

2294
01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:22,440
Speaker 4: I know ninety nine folks from Kazaistan.

2295
01:51:23,080 --> 01:51:23,320
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2296
01:51:26,160 --> 01:51:29,040
Speaker 2: They say these three guys will be going to prison

2297
01:51:29,200 --> 01:51:32,520
Speaker 2: for what they call here in the story a short stint.

2298
01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:33,639
Speaker 3: That's insane.

2299
01:51:33,800 --> 01:51:37,639
Speaker 2: So if something, if you didn't know. They don't find

2300
01:51:37,800 --> 01:51:40,679
Speaker 2: Borat's journalistic style very funny.

2301
01:51:40,720 --> 01:51:45,200
Speaker 3: Oh, they were furious over how they were represented, absolutely furious.

2302
01:51:45,760 --> 01:51:49,960
Speaker 2: They say that Borat embarrassed them in that documentary and

2303
01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:56,160
Speaker 2: doing Borat things over there is illegal. And it looked

2304
01:51:56,200 --> 01:52:00,000
Speaker 2: cold that afternoon too, when those fellas were running around

2305
01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:03,880
Speaker 2: in the mankinies. Belgium doesn't sound like a hot or

2306
01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:08,240
Speaker 2: warm place to me. I'm always picturing kind of gloomy, chilly.

2307
01:52:11,479 --> 01:52:18,040
Speaker 2: That's very funny. I was. I was a damned fool,

2308
01:52:18,160 --> 01:52:20,920
Speaker 2: is what I was. When I first went to see

2309
01:52:20,960 --> 01:52:23,320
Speaker 2: Borat in the movie theater. I walked out of there

2310
01:52:23,360 --> 01:52:25,559
Speaker 2: and I said, what the hell was that? That was

2311
01:52:25,600 --> 01:52:29,599
Speaker 2: friggin dumb. I even texted Josh. I even texted Josh

2312
01:52:29,640 --> 01:52:31,920
Speaker 2: and I said, why do you love that Borat movie?

2313
01:52:31,920 --> 01:52:34,439
Speaker 2: Because Josh couldn't believe how funny it was. He was

2314
01:52:34,479 --> 01:52:36,639
Speaker 2: telling us about it on the radio. I even texted

2315
01:52:36,680 --> 01:52:37,240
Speaker 2: Josh into.

2316
01:52:37,160 --> 01:52:39,000
Speaker 3: That I was more of an Ali G guy.

2317
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:40,680
Speaker 2: I did like I loved Ali G.

2318
01:52:40,880 --> 01:52:42,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was certainly Alig.

2319
01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:45,680
Speaker 2: But then I watched Borat the second time and I

2320
01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:48,439
Speaker 2: was on my knees. I don't know what it was,

2321
01:52:48,920 --> 01:52:51,439
Speaker 2: what my problem was on the first time I saw it,

2322
01:52:51,520 --> 01:52:52,880
Speaker 2: I didn't really did you.

2323
01:52:52,960 --> 01:52:57,840
Speaker 7: It's it's like Anchorman. It's the same concept, right, hated

2324
01:52:58,040 --> 01:53:00,519
Speaker 7: hated Anchorman. When I first watched it was like, this

2325
01:53:00,680 --> 01:53:04,120
Speaker 7: is so stupid, Right, And by the third time I

2326
01:53:04,200 --> 01:53:07,000
Speaker 7: watched it on HBO, it's like I can't stop watching

2327
01:53:07,720 --> 01:53:08,519
Speaker 7: a lot of Wilfare.

2328
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:09,479
Speaker 5: All movies are like that.

2329
01:53:09,560 --> 01:53:12,639
Speaker 3: They are the same with Elf. I couldn't. I thought

2330
01:53:12,680 --> 01:53:14,600
Speaker 3: Elf was the dumbest thing ever the first time I

2331
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:15,519
Speaker 3: saw it. Now I love it.

2332
01:53:15,560 --> 01:53:18,200
Speaker 5: Aera doesn't make sense to me. I fell in love immediately.

2333
01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:19,880
Speaker 3: Who's too silly?

2334
01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:20,280
Speaker 5: Elf?

2335
01:53:20,760 --> 01:53:22,360
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know, I love it.

2336
01:53:23,320 --> 01:53:24,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. Elf.

2337
01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:25,960
Speaker 6: When you saw Borant, did you see it in a

2338
01:53:25,960 --> 01:53:28,479
Speaker 6: packed theater or is it just like a Saturday afternoon time?

2339
01:53:28,640 --> 01:53:31,760
Speaker 2: That was a relatively We saw an opening.

2340
01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:34,880
Speaker 6: Night with a full pack theater, and my god, we

2341
01:53:34,960 --> 01:53:36,559
Speaker 6: had to go back and watch it a second time

2342
01:53:36,600 --> 01:53:38,840
Speaker 6: because we missed so many parts because the theater was

2343
01:53:38,880 --> 01:53:40,800
Speaker 6: just rolling in the aisles laughing so hard.

2344
01:53:40,880 --> 01:53:43,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that added to it for me. People were loving it.

2345
01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:47,800
Speaker 3: That wrestling scene I could have done without, although that

2346
01:53:48,000 --> 01:53:50,519
Speaker 3: the how big the black bar was was that was

2347
01:53:50,560 --> 01:53:51,400
Speaker 3: a nice touch.

2348
01:53:52,400 --> 01:53:53,880
Speaker 5: And buy you watch it again?

2349
01:53:54,040 --> 01:53:56,519
Speaker 2: As a match? Was this buddy's name? I remember they

2350
01:53:56,520 --> 01:53:58,040
Speaker 2: had a hell of a wrestling match?

2351
01:53:58,120 --> 01:53:58,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, they did.

2352
01:53:59,640 --> 01:54:02,519
Speaker 2: I like the scene where this Azamat guy says to Borat.

2353
01:54:02,520 --> 01:54:04,680
Speaker 2: He says, so going to why do we have to

2354
01:54:04,680 --> 01:54:08,839
Speaker 2: go to California? What's in California? And Borat says Pearl

2355
01:54:08,840 --> 01:54:12,920
Speaker 2: Harbor is there and so is Texas.

2356
01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:18,360
Speaker 3: Ah that Borat's brave, though he put himself in some

2357
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:20,240
Speaker 3: pretty dangerous situations he.

2358
01:54:20,240 --> 01:54:21,719
Speaker 4: Did, especially that second one.

2359
01:54:22,280 --> 01:54:24,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought he's gonna die in the second one.

2360
01:54:24,320 --> 01:54:26,760
Speaker 2: His mother was the oldest woman in all of Kazakhstan,

2361
01:54:26,800 --> 01:54:30,160
Speaker 2: and she was forty three, if I remember correctly, died terribly.

2362
01:54:30,280 --> 01:54:33,680
Speaker 5: Did you guys see that new thing he released? Not

2363
01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:34,080
Speaker 5: too long?

2364
01:54:34,200 --> 01:54:36,840
Speaker 2: No, I haven't followed this dude. What's his name against

2365
01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:39,320
Speaker 2: Asha Baron Collins. I haven't followed him in many years.

2366
01:54:39,680 --> 01:54:41,840
Speaker 5: I guess it was in twenty twenty, but I watched it,

2367
01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:45,280
Speaker 5: I don't know, like two three years ago, and yeah,

2368
01:54:45,320 --> 01:54:49,720
Speaker 5: he's doing like a it's like a documentary type thing

2369
01:54:49,880 --> 01:54:55,280
Speaker 5: but not real obviously, and it's about like the pandemic

2370
01:54:55,440 --> 01:54:58,760
Speaker 5: and like the political climate that we're handing. But he

2371
01:54:59,000 --> 01:54:59,880
Speaker 5: just nails it.

2372
01:55:00,040 --> 01:55:01,200
Speaker 2: I'll check that guy out.

2373
01:55:01,320 --> 01:55:03,960
Speaker 5: He's like in a basement the whole time with like

2374
01:55:04,280 --> 01:55:07,280
Speaker 5: two really weird dudes. It's really good.

2375
01:55:07,440 --> 01:55:09,280
Speaker 2: What was the movie called where he was a German

2376
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:10,280
Speaker 2: model or something?

2377
01:55:10,320 --> 01:55:10,800
Speaker 4: Bruno?

2378
01:55:11,120 --> 01:55:13,160
Speaker 2: I didn't follow that one. Bruno.

2379
01:55:13,320 --> 01:55:14,480
Speaker 3: I never watched Bruno.

2380
01:55:15,320 --> 01:55:17,080
Speaker 4: Maybe funny, it's funny.

2381
01:55:17,080 --> 01:55:19,320
Speaker 6: You want you have to have a strong stomach for

2382
01:55:19,360 --> 01:55:21,919
Speaker 6: a lot of penis because there's a lot of exposed

2383
01:55:21,920 --> 01:55:22,720
Speaker 6: male Genitalian.

2384
01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:25,280
Speaker 2: Now maybe I have to Maybe I have to watch

2385
01:55:25,320 --> 01:55:27,640
Speaker 2: that one again because Bruno didn't grab me.

2386
01:55:27,960 --> 01:55:31,960
Speaker 5: Just the picture of who I imagine is Bruno gets

2387
01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:37,920
Speaker 5: me what his hair? It's so ridiculous. What is this.

2388
01:55:39,920 --> 01:55:42,760
Speaker 2: In Borat when he says this is my wife? Fuck Shawna.

2389
01:55:43,000 --> 01:55:46,280
Speaker 2: She is a moron.

2390
01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:51,400
Speaker 3: I forget the actress's name, but Will Ferrell Movies and

2391
01:55:51,440 --> 01:55:52,520
Speaker 3: the other guys, is.

2392
01:55:52,520 --> 01:55:54,480
Speaker 5: It Eva Mendez the hottest woman ever?

2393
01:55:55,040 --> 01:55:58,040
Speaker 3: He thinks his wife is just plain and ugly. He

2394
01:55:58,120 --> 01:56:00,360
Speaker 3: doesn't get it when other people say she's tracked.

2395
01:56:00,480 --> 01:56:01,520
Speaker 4: He's like, Embarrassmayer.

2396
01:56:01,760 --> 01:56:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, people are texting in now The Dictator anyone. Yeah,

2397
01:56:06,120 --> 01:56:08,960
Speaker 2: I watched The Dictator. I don't really remember much about it. Yeah.

2398
01:56:08,960 --> 01:56:09,760
Speaker 4: I kind of came and went.

2399
01:56:09,840 --> 01:56:11,240
Speaker 6: I thought I think it was funny in the moment,

2400
01:56:11,240 --> 01:56:12,960
Speaker 6: but it's nothing I ever felt like anything.

2401
01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:13,760
Speaker 7: Oh yeaheah, I.

2402
01:56:14,040 --> 01:56:15,160
Speaker 3: Didn't see I know you're talking.

2403
01:56:15,200 --> 01:56:18,640
Speaker 2: I forgot about that big Lebowski. A listener says boring

2404
01:56:18,720 --> 01:56:22,880
Speaker 2: the first time, but then it hit me. Yeah, I

2405
01:56:22,920 --> 01:56:25,120
Speaker 2: have to admit that The Big Lebowski didn't grab me

2406
01:56:25,800 --> 01:56:26,320
Speaker 2: right away.

2407
01:56:26,560 --> 01:56:29,240
Speaker 3: Napoleon Dynamite confused the heck out of me the first

2408
01:56:29,240 --> 01:56:29,840
Speaker 3: time I saw it.

2409
01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:31,040
Speaker 5: I was irritated by that.

2410
01:56:31,240 --> 01:56:32,560
Speaker 3: I didn't know why it was a movie.

2411
01:56:32,760 --> 01:56:33,960
Speaker 5: He pissed me off.

2412
01:56:34,320 --> 01:56:38,560
Speaker 3: But yeah, I started to understand.

2413
01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:40,080
Speaker 2: Tina, come get some ham.

2414
01:56:40,880 --> 01:56:42,680
Speaker 5: I didn't involves the best.

2415
01:56:42,760 --> 01:56:45,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you guys were kind of confused too, Like

2416
01:56:45,720 --> 01:56:46,840
Speaker 3: what am I?

2417
01:56:46,840 --> 01:56:47,880
Speaker 2: I loved it right away.

2418
01:56:47,960 --> 01:56:49,680
Speaker 5: I thought it was dumb it What was it all again?

2419
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:52,640
Speaker 2: Napoleon Dynamite? I loved it right away. I don't know why.

2420
01:56:53,040 --> 01:56:55,959
Speaker 3: Somebody said I knew nothing about it when I first

2421
01:56:56,240 --> 01:56:58,080
Speaker 3: when I watched it, did somebody kind of give you

2422
01:56:58,200 --> 01:56:59,000
Speaker 3: the gist of it?

2423
01:56:59,080 --> 01:57:00,920
Speaker 2: I have no memory of whether or not I had

2424
01:57:00,920 --> 01:57:04,880
Speaker 2: a warm up for Napoleon Dynamite, but I loved it

2425
01:57:04,960 --> 01:57:07,920
Speaker 2: right away. It reminded me so much of high school

2426
01:57:07,960 --> 01:57:10,839
Speaker 2: and some kids that I knew in high school, especially

2427
01:57:10,880 --> 01:57:13,320
Speaker 2: the scene when he just gets smoked into the lockers.

2428
01:57:15,000 --> 01:57:17,560
Speaker 2: I was on a knee and then he kind of

2429
01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:20,240
Speaker 2: kicks at the guy. Remember that, Yeah, he gets smoked

2430
01:57:20,240 --> 01:57:22,080
Speaker 2: into the lockers for no reason and he kind of

2431
01:57:22,160 --> 01:57:25,200
Speaker 2: karate kicks it just reminded me of junior maybe more

2432
01:57:25,280 --> 01:57:28,400
Speaker 2: junior high than high school, because that was like our

2433
01:57:28,400 --> 01:57:30,920
Speaker 2: favorite thing in the world to do. Whether it was

2434
01:57:30,960 --> 01:57:33,480
Speaker 2: a friend or a complete stranger, someone standing two or

2435
01:57:33,480 --> 01:57:35,720
Speaker 2: three feet away from the lockers, you jack them into

2436
01:57:35,720 --> 01:57:38,040
Speaker 2: the damn thing as hard as he can. It's just fun.

2437
01:57:38,040 --> 01:57:41,840
Speaker 2: It reminded me of fun times. Ah, there you go,

2438
01:57:41,960 --> 01:57:45,080
Speaker 2: Randy Shaver. What do you got planned for Florida today?

2439
01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:50,560
Speaker 2: Did your wife? Did your wife bring her skimpiest bikini?

2440
01:57:52,600 --> 01:57:53,160
Speaker 7: Of course?

2441
01:57:53,320 --> 01:57:55,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. What about you? What do you wear

2442
01:57:55,720 --> 01:57:56,240
Speaker 2: on the beach?

2443
01:57:57,840 --> 01:58:01,520
Speaker 7: I wear my speedo as little as a T shirt.

2444
01:58:02,360 --> 01:58:04,320
Speaker 2: You wear your T shirt on the beach? Actually wants

2445
01:58:04,360 --> 01:58:04,560
Speaker 2: to know?

2446
01:58:05,160 --> 01:58:07,160
Speaker 7: Do I? I? Normally I do not.

2447
01:58:07,840 --> 01:58:08,400
Speaker 2: Let her buck?

2448
01:58:08,520 --> 01:58:09,760
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, good for you.

2449
01:58:09,880 --> 01:58:11,800
Speaker 2: Let all those ladies what you been working on all

2450
01:58:11,880 --> 01:58:12,280
Speaker 2: this time?

2451
01:58:12,400 --> 01:58:17,000
Speaker 7: Yeah? Right right right? Oh man, I know this. I

2452
01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:20,000
Speaker 7: will be much warmer here than you will be there.

2453
01:58:20,680 --> 01:58:22,720
Speaker 5: Ale beers for me, Yeah.

2454
01:58:22,520 --> 01:58:25,360
Speaker 2: I have a You probably won't drink much because you're

2455
01:58:25,400 --> 01:58:29,120
Speaker 2: soft like that, but Friday have a good time, and

2456
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:30,760
Speaker 2: so you'll be there for a couple of months. So

2457
01:58:30,960 --> 01:58:32,600
Speaker 2: when we talk to you on Monday, you'll.

2458
01:58:32,960 --> 01:58:35,640
Speaker 7: I'll be here for quite a while, part time.

2459
01:58:36,520 --> 01:58:41,240
Speaker 2: Part time Floridian hand relief, right, Randy, Yeah, yes, exactly,

2460
01:58:41,280 --> 01:58:47,120
Speaker 2: some time she makes hand relief, relief, hand relief. I'm sorry,

2461
01:58:47,120 --> 01:58:47,680
Speaker 2: no relief.

2462
01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:51,000
Speaker 3: Can you remind everyone? I know it's a sad story,

2463
01:58:51,040 --> 01:58:53,360
Speaker 3: but how Borat's mom passed away?

2464
01:58:54,000 --> 01:58:56,880
Speaker 2: If I remember right, it was due to strangulation.

2465
01:58:58,240 --> 01:59:01,680
Speaker 3: While well, she died during child bird. I don't remember

2466
01:59:01,680 --> 01:59:04,640
Speaker 3: the drum strangulation. Drumstrangulate, that's how she passed.

2467
01:59:04,680 --> 01:59:07,880
Speaker 2: That's right. Have a wonderful weekend, Randy. See, we'll be

2468
01:59:07,960 --> 01:59:11,920
Speaker 2: back in a few minutes. Here on the program acts the.

2469
01:59:11,840 --> 01:59:14,720
Speaker 1: Home of the Half Assed Morning Show.

2470
01:59:16,480 --> 01:59:18,760
Speaker 2: What is it? Thirty five below zero?

2471
01:59:19,800 --> 01:59:21,600
Speaker 3: Pretty chilly something like that.

2472
01:59:22,360 --> 01:59:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a nightmare. I hope everyone's able to see

2473
01:59:26,600 --> 01:59:28,000
Speaker 2: the sun come up tomorrow.

2474
01:59:28,840 --> 01:59:31,040
Speaker 6: It's cold enough for the actual number doesn't even really matter,

2475
01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:35,480
Speaker 6: it's just you. Yeah, thirty is just miserable.

2476
01:59:35,720 --> 01:59:37,320
Speaker 2: She's a stiff one out there.

2477
01:59:39,640 --> 01:59:39,960
Speaker 3: Sorry.

2478
01:59:40,040 --> 01:59:41,000
Speaker 2: Folks with beards.

2479
01:59:41,120 --> 01:59:43,880
Speaker 3: Folks with beards have been texting in showing just the

2480
01:59:44,040 --> 01:59:48,000
Speaker 3: ice that has formed instantaneously on those things. Just crunchy

2481
01:59:48,040 --> 01:59:49,040
Speaker 3: facial hair today.

2482
01:59:49,200 --> 01:59:52,760
Speaker 5: Hey you can do the cool uh like boiling water tricks?

2483
01:59:52,800 --> 01:59:54,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, somebody sent a video they did that this morning.

2484
01:59:54,920 --> 01:59:57,640
Speaker 5: Too dangerous, though, make sure you'd throw it away from them, didn't.

2485
01:59:57,680 --> 01:59:59,600
Speaker 2: We read some stories a couple of years ago where

2486
01:59:59,600 --> 02:00:02,640
Speaker 2: folks were a scalding the skin right off of their body.

2487
02:00:02,920 --> 02:00:04,240
Speaker 5: Throw it away from your body.

2488
02:00:04,320 --> 02:00:06,680
Speaker 2: You gotta know what you're doing when you do the

2489
02:00:06,720 --> 02:00:11,080
Speaker 2: hot water trick. We welcome you back to the show.

2490
02:00:11,840 --> 02:00:14,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the the ice beard.

2491
02:00:16,880 --> 02:00:19,080
Speaker 3: I've just got stubble. I wonder if that'll freeze on

2492
02:00:19,120 --> 02:00:19,720
Speaker 3: my way out.

2493
02:00:20,680 --> 02:00:22,840
Speaker 2: I think you'll be all right. I bet you. You

2494
02:00:22,840 --> 02:00:25,080
Speaker 2: know that the nose starts to run, it gets into

2495
02:00:25,080 --> 02:00:28,160
Speaker 2: the mustache. It's just terrible, like the Dumb and Dumber scene.

2496
02:00:27,880 --> 02:00:30,680
Speaker 3: When they when your eyelashes freeze together.

2497
02:00:31,040 --> 02:00:33,560
Speaker 2: My my old Springer Spaniel, the best girl in the

2498
02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:36,200
Speaker 2: whole world, Megan Maurice, You once so wore an ice beard.

2499
02:00:36,800 --> 02:00:41,320
Speaker 2: See when my roommates let her out the house when

2500
02:00:41,360 --> 02:00:43,480
Speaker 2: it was about thirty five below zero, and then they

2501
02:00:43,560 --> 02:00:47,200
Speaker 2: left real nice, right, And I told them because it

2502
02:00:47,240 --> 02:00:49,480
Speaker 2: was so brutally cold, and I wasn't going to be home,

2503
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:53,120
Speaker 2: I said, when you let that friggin dog out, keep

2504
02:00:53,160 --> 02:00:55,400
Speaker 2: an eye on her. She was getting a little old,

2505
02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:59,120
Speaker 2: a little uh, what's the word, Nile se Nile said,

2506
02:00:59,280 --> 02:01:01,360
Speaker 2: keep an eye on the Of course, because we were

2507
02:01:01,400 --> 02:01:04,280
Speaker 2: young and they were stupid, they let her out, forgot

2508
02:01:04,280 --> 02:01:05,160
Speaker 2: about her and left.

2509
02:01:05,400 --> 02:01:08,120
Speaker 5: Oh no, oh, I'd be so pissed.

2510
02:01:08,360 --> 02:01:09,960
Speaker 2: I got home maybe an hour and a half. Two

2511
02:01:10,000 --> 02:01:12,160
Speaker 2: hours later, dog's not in the house. It's thirty five

2512
02:01:12,160 --> 02:01:15,360
Speaker 2: below zero. I get in my vehicle. I start driving

2513
02:01:15,400 --> 02:01:18,080
Speaker 2: around the neighborhood looking for this friggin dog. And I

2514
02:01:18,080 --> 02:01:20,360
Speaker 2: see your jogging down the road and she's got a

2515
02:01:20,400 --> 02:01:22,440
Speaker 2: full on four alarm ice beard.

2516
02:01:23,680 --> 02:01:26,560
Speaker 5: Poor baby. My dogs are so pissed off about the

2517
02:01:26,600 --> 02:01:28,520
Speaker 5: cold right now. It's so funny when one of them

2518
02:01:28,560 --> 02:01:31,480
Speaker 5: have to take a number two, because they'll be out

2519
02:01:31,480 --> 02:01:33,640
Speaker 5: there and like try to lift, you know, their back

2520
02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:35,120
Speaker 5: paws up. While they're in the squad.

2521
02:01:35,920 --> 02:01:38,640
Speaker 2: They start favoring the paw that freezes up and they

2522
02:01:38,680 --> 02:01:40,560
Speaker 2: hang it in the air. I like that. That's a

2523
02:01:40,600 --> 02:01:41,000
Speaker 2: fun pit.

2524
02:01:41,120 --> 02:01:43,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to get an ice pick to clean

2525
02:01:43,560 --> 02:01:46,720
Speaker 3: up out there. It's just almost instantaneously it's been freezing.

2526
02:01:47,160 --> 02:01:49,960
Speaker 5: I don't think we've done it, or actually I have

2527
02:01:50,120 --> 02:01:52,880
Speaker 5: a solution. My dog Jaeger can come over. He likes

2528
02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:57,200
Speaker 5: to eat frozen frozen crabs. Oh does Yeah, he'll clear

2529
02:01:57,240 --> 02:01:57,760
Speaker 5: that out for you.

2530
02:01:57,840 --> 02:01:58,600
Speaker 3: Oh, I appreciate that.

2531
02:01:58,720 --> 02:02:01,080
Speaker 2: Something I've always thought was uni about you, Josh is

2532
02:02:01,160 --> 02:02:03,280
Speaker 2: you don't wait till the spring. You go out there

2533
02:02:03,280 --> 02:02:06,240
Speaker 2: in the bitter cold and chip away at hard dog turns.

2534
02:02:06,240 --> 02:02:07,760
Speaker 2: Why don't you just well.

2535
02:02:07,720 --> 02:02:10,120
Speaker 3: With our dogs? You can't. It's twice a day. There's

2536
02:02:10,160 --> 02:02:12,760
Speaker 3: two of them, and they're giant. Oh, your yard would

2537
02:02:12,760 --> 02:02:15,000
Speaker 3: be a message and our yeah, yard isn't all that big.

2538
02:02:15,040 --> 02:02:16,440
Speaker 2: So well, that's disgusting.

2539
02:02:16,560 --> 02:02:17,680
Speaker 3: It pretty bad.

2540
02:02:18,560 --> 02:02:22,800
Speaker 2: All right, I say we put this pig on cruise

2541
02:02:22,800 --> 02:02:26,400
Speaker 2: control here, Kubby, I'm ready to get back under the covers.

2542
02:02:26,400 --> 02:02:28,960
Speaker 2: Although we had been invited to do something after the

2543
02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:32,640
Speaker 2: program is over here in twenty eight minutes, you got

2544
02:02:32,640 --> 02:02:34,440
Speaker 2: plans after nine am? Anybody?

2545
02:02:34,560 --> 02:02:37,000
Speaker 5: I got a little something, but I could always reschedule it.

2546
02:02:37,240 --> 02:02:41,200
Speaker 2: Let's see, this is disposable lighter repair man Jesus. He

2547
02:02:41,320 --> 02:02:46,760
Speaker 2: says he is currently wrestling and hanging three hundred pound

2548
02:02:47,320 --> 02:02:52,960
Speaker 2: steal garage doors in folks' garages. Wants to know if

2549
02:02:52,960 --> 02:02:55,200
Speaker 2: we wouldn't mind swinging by and helping them out after

2550
02:02:55,200 --> 02:02:56,160
Speaker 2: we're done with the radio.

2551
02:02:56,320 --> 02:02:58,680
Speaker 5: I lied, I can't reschedule my things.

2552
02:02:58,800 --> 02:03:00,000
Speaker 2: You've got something very important.

2553
02:03:00,080 --> 02:03:03,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need me to like hand you a screwdriver

2554
02:03:03,440 --> 02:03:05,360
Speaker 3: or something. I could do that, But that's about it.

2555
02:03:05,440 --> 02:03:07,480
Speaker 3: Somebody else said they're working up on a roof and

2556
02:03:07,520 --> 02:03:09,400
Speaker 3: they want help finding their penis. I told them, if

2557
02:03:09,400 --> 02:03:11,160
Speaker 3: you can wait till nine thirty, I'll help them out.

2558
02:03:11,280 --> 02:03:12,240
Speaker 5: That's so bad.

2559
02:03:12,480 --> 02:03:13,240
Speaker 2: Somebody is safe.

2560
02:03:13,280 --> 02:03:14,920
Speaker 5: You can get for us by I think they said,

2561
02:03:14,960 --> 02:03:16,360
Speaker 5: in less than ten minutes today.

2562
02:03:16,520 --> 02:03:19,840
Speaker 3: Another gentleman said, that is it? Is it that quick?

2563
02:03:20,040 --> 02:03:20,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2564
02:03:20,560 --> 02:03:23,320
Speaker 3: Another gentleman said his penis actually froze off and it

2565
02:03:23,440 --> 02:03:25,760
Speaker 3: rolled down his pant leg into his shoe and he

2566
02:03:25,800 --> 02:03:26,520
Speaker 3: can't find it.

2567
02:03:26,600 --> 02:03:28,440
Speaker 2: Jesus, Now you're standing on your own penis.

2568
02:03:29,680 --> 02:03:32,800
Speaker 3: Well, that's one of those things where if you know,

2569
02:03:32,960 --> 02:03:34,760
Speaker 3: a genie comes out of the bottle and you're like,

2570
02:03:34,800 --> 02:03:37,400
Speaker 3: I want a penis where I can stand on it,

2571
02:03:37,480 --> 02:03:38,640
Speaker 3: And then that's what happens.

2572
02:03:39,640 --> 02:03:40,920
Speaker 2: Oh falls all day.

2573
02:03:41,000 --> 02:03:42,480
Speaker 3: It's always something evil.

2574
02:03:42,400 --> 02:03:46,920
Speaker 2: Rolls into your red wing boots and all right, Oh.

2575
02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:51,480
Speaker 3: You guys, take a look at the photo from the

2576
02:03:51,520 --> 02:03:55,440
Speaker 3: phone number ending zero three seven four. This is from

2577
02:03:55,640 --> 02:03:59,960
Speaker 3: uh Andy's lawn and snow Jesus cleaning drifts and wacone.

2578
02:04:00,080 --> 02:04:02,920
Speaker 3: You check out the frosted tips, he said, Look, yeah,

2579
02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:07,839
Speaker 3: their hair is completely frozen's eyelashes, eyebrows?

2580
02:04:07,920 --> 02:04:08,320
Speaker 7: That hair?

2581
02:04:09,040 --> 02:04:12,200
Speaker 5: You poor gentlemen, you look so cold. That would bring

2582
02:04:12,240 --> 02:04:13,280
Speaker 5: you some hot chocolate.

2583
02:04:13,880 --> 02:04:19,080
Speaker 2: Their hairdoes have frozen. Yeah they're yeah, you sweat a

2584
02:04:19,080 --> 02:04:19,520
Speaker 2: little bit.

2585
02:04:19,680 --> 02:04:21,240
Speaker 3: I don't have that problem.

2586
02:04:21,440 --> 02:04:23,000
Speaker 5: It's kind of a good look. I don't know.

2587
02:04:23,200 --> 02:04:24,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks good.

2588
02:04:24,720 --> 02:04:27,000
Speaker 2: Even his eyebrows have frosted.

2589
02:04:27,120 --> 02:04:29,200
Speaker 5: What coney eyelashes is?

2590
02:04:29,200 --> 02:04:30,480
Speaker 2: What get eyelashes?

2591
02:04:31,640 --> 02:04:33,520
Speaker 5: Ouch, you're gonna lose some eyelashes.

2592
02:04:34,080 --> 02:04:37,640
Speaker 2: What's this uh story I have in front of me

2593
02:04:37,720 --> 02:04:41,800
Speaker 2: here where kid was jacking off while wearing his dad's

2594
02:04:41,880 --> 02:04:42,880
Speaker 2: air pods.

2595
02:04:43,320 --> 02:04:45,880
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I learned something from that. I'm

2596
02:04:45,880 --> 02:04:49,320
Speaker 3: still a little confused. But yeah, I never would have

2597
02:04:49,640 --> 02:04:55,440
Speaker 3: suspected that one air pod means you're masturbating jacking off,

2598
02:04:55,480 --> 02:04:55,840
Speaker 3: would you?

2599
02:04:55,880 --> 02:04:56,400
Speaker 5: Guys?

2600
02:04:56,680 --> 02:04:58,640
Speaker 6: Well, I mean the amount of people on the internet

2601
02:04:58,680 --> 02:05:01,280
Speaker 6: that said, like, yeah, that's a common Apparently it is.

2602
02:05:01,640 --> 02:05:04,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have one air butt in the geese almost

2603
02:05:04,840 --> 02:05:05,400
Speaker 5: like all.

2604
02:05:05,280 --> 02:05:08,640
Speaker 3: Day, okay, and that's i'd well, I don't even want

2605
02:05:08,640 --> 02:05:08,920
Speaker 3: to ask.

2606
02:05:09,760 --> 02:05:11,720
Speaker 5: It's not for that reason. I didn't think so, I

2607
02:05:12,200 --> 02:05:14,120
Speaker 5: like I'm one of those weirdos. I get made fun

2608
02:05:14,160 --> 02:05:17,600
Speaker 5: of this for I wear headphones when I go grocery shopping.

2609
02:05:17,920 --> 02:05:18,320
Speaker 4: I need to.

2610
02:05:18,440 --> 02:05:20,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, people really, they're like, why do you do that?

2611
02:05:20,320 --> 02:05:21,040
Speaker 5: That's so rude.

2612
02:05:21,120 --> 02:05:22,879
Speaker 2: When I was young, I used to wear my Walkman

2613
02:05:23,000 --> 02:05:26,160
Speaker 2: once in a while while grocery shopping, listening to a

2614
02:05:26,920 --> 02:05:31,040
Speaker 2: Maiden tape or something like that. Okay, so I have

2615
02:05:31,120 --> 02:05:34,560
Speaker 2: a pair of these air pods. They were gifted to me.

2616
02:05:36,160 --> 02:05:38,400
Speaker 2: I tried them once. I can't keep them in my ears,

2617
02:05:38,760 --> 02:05:40,360
Speaker 2: but we don't need to get into that. They keep

2618
02:05:40,400 --> 02:05:43,520
Speaker 2: taking they fall out of my ear. So anyway, AirPods,

2619
02:05:43,800 --> 02:05:48,160
Speaker 2: you jam them into your ear hole, it hooks up

2620
02:05:48,200 --> 02:05:53,760
Speaker 2: to your phone. Here's the issue that was presented on

2621
02:05:54,680 --> 02:05:59,200
Speaker 2: the godless and wildly misinformed social media. A guy was

2622
02:05:59,240 --> 02:06:03,240
Speaker 2: having a problem with his AirPod headphones. He posted about

2623
02:06:03,280 --> 02:06:07,840
Speaker 2: it to see if anyone could help him out. He said, Now,

2624
02:06:07,920 --> 02:06:12,120
Speaker 2: what did he say? One of his AirPods the battery

2625
02:06:12,200 --> 02:06:15,640
Speaker 2: life was on one hundred percent, the other was on

2626
02:06:15,800 --> 02:06:21,160
Speaker 2: two percent. And that's when folks started teeing off on him,

2627
02:06:21,160 --> 02:06:27,280
Speaker 2: telling him he mentioned that his teenage son had borrowed

2628
02:06:27,320 --> 02:06:30,240
Speaker 2: the AirPods. Right, yep, one of them comes back at

2629
02:06:30,240 --> 02:06:32,320
Speaker 2: two percent? What of them comes back at a hondo?

2630
02:06:32,840 --> 02:06:35,440
Speaker 2: What's the problem. And that's when folks started teeing off

2631
02:06:35,600 --> 02:06:40,360
Speaker 2: and making fun of this guy, saying his kid must

2632
02:06:40,360 --> 02:06:41,160
Speaker 2: have been whacking it.

2633
02:06:41,760 --> 02:06:43,080
Speaker 5: I think that's such a reach.

2634
02:06:43,720 --> 02:06:47,040
Speaker 3: That's what it seems like to me as well. I mean,

2635
02:06:47,240 --> 02:06:51,160
Speaker 3: so many people assumed it was masturbation, that maybe there's something.

2636
02:06:50,960 --> 02:06:52,400
Speaker 4: To it, and so many people say, yeah, I do

2637
02:06:52,400 --> 02:06:53,040
Speaker 4: that all the time.

2638
02:06:53,160 --> 02:06:54,880
Speaker 3: I get the gist because you want to make sure

2639
02:06:54,920 --> 02:06:56,880
Speaker 3: no one sneaks up on you, right, yeah, you don't

2640
02:06:56,920 --> 02:06:57,560
Speaker 3: be walked in on.

2641
02:06:57,760 --> 02:06:59,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean that makes sense, but that would

2642
02:07:00,120 --> 02:07:02,760
Speaker 5: never be the first place my mind went. I just think, oh,

2643
02:07:02,800 --> 02:07:05,680
Speaker 5: he was probably just using one earbud. I don't know,

2644
02:07:05,720 --> 02:07:06,520
Speaker 5: people do that all.

2645
02:07:06,400 --> 02:07:08,920
Speaker 3: The time, just like you, Ashley. Yeah, that's maybe he's

2646
02:07:09,000 --> 02:07:10,880
Speaker 3: just want to make sure he's not gonna be hit

2647
02:07:10,920 --> 02:07:11,960
Speaker 3: by a car or something.

2648
02:07:12,040 --> 02:07:13,400
Speaker 4: But he also do need to remember too.

2649
02:07:13,400 --> 02:07:15,640
Speaker 6: The people that are on the internet commenting on things

2650
02:07:15,680 --> 02:07:19,000
Speaker 6: like this are probably prolific Masturbatorska's.

2651
02:07:18,120 --> 02:07:19,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't go outside much.

2652
02:07:21,160 --> 02:07:23,400
Speaker 3: What do Jesus said?

2653
02:07:23,400 --> 02:07:23,640
Speaker 2: You know what?

2654
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:28,000
Speaker 3: Just connected to the surround sound and grow up, don't

2655
02:07:28,120 --> 02:07:29,040
Speaker 3: keep that in your ears.

2656
02:07:29,240 --> 02:07:32,120
Speaker 2: Let the whole neighborhood. No, yeah, that you're watching a

2657
02:07:32,320 --> 02:07:35,000
Speaker 2: Sasha Gray gag Porto.

2658
02:07:36,160 --> 02:07:38,000
Speaker 6: There was a kid in our dorm freshman yor that

2659
02:07:38,040 --> 02:07:40,560
Speaker 6: he's doing this intentionally to be funny. But whenever he

2660
02:07:40,640 --> 02:07:44,080
Speaker 6: was watching poorn he had this back when desktop desktop

2661
02:07:44,160 --> 02:07:46,640
Speaker 6: computers still thing. He had like a nice speaker system.

2662
02:07:46,920 --> 02:07:49,440
Speaker 6: He would just crank it. You could hear from the elevator.

2663
02:07:49,560 --> 02:07:50,200
Speaker 3: Just didn't care.

2664
02:07:50,280 --> 02:07:52,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, just just be funny, you know, to be funny.

2665
02:07:52,640 --> 02:07:55,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody else says, you keep one in just to

2666
02:07:55,360 --> 02:07:57,040
Speaker 3: make sure you're not moaning too loud.

2667
02:08:00,080 --> 02:08:02,760
Speaker 2: So that's what everyone told this fella on social media.

2668
02:08:02,800 --> 02:08:07,800
Speaker 2: They said. The reason your aarpods are unbalanced as far

2669
02:08:07,840 --> 02:08:12,120
Speaker 2: as the battery power goes, They said, because your teenage

2670
02:08:12,160 --> 02:08:17,160
Speaker 2: son used them to whack his bag. He had one

2671
02:08:18,080 --> 02:08:22,280
Speaker 2: in the ear for listening to the porno sounds. The

2672
02:08:22,320 --> 02:08:24,800
Speaker 2: other he left out so he could hear if anyone

2673
02:08:24,880 --> 02:08:25,960
Speaker 2: was coming around the corner.

2674
02:08:26,360 --> 02:08:29,960
Speaker 5: Well, if he goes to school too, which I imagine

2675
02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:32,920
Speaker 5: he does, that that would make sense too. Why he was.

2676
02:08:32,880 --> 02:08:35,240
Speaker 2: Only using one goes to school?

2677
02:08:35,440 --> 02:08:39,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I when I would wear earbuds at school,

2678
02:08:39,600 --> 02:08:42,400
Speaker 5: I only ever had one in in case a teacher

2679
02:08:42,440 --> 02:08:45,440
Speaker 5: said something, or one of my friends said something, or.

2680
02:08:46,120 --> 02:08:49,240
Speaker 3: I'll try anything four times, Jesus said, as a masturbation

2681
02:08:49,520 --> 02:08:52,880
Speaker 3: expert myself, Oh no, I do say one. Earbud is

2682
02:08:53,000 --> 02:08:54,520
Speaker 3: masturbation technique number one.

2683
02:08:54,600 --> 02:08:55,720
Speaker 5: What makes you an expert?

2684
02:08:55,760 --> 02:08:58,240
Speaker 2: I want to know, wasn't it just a couple of

2685
02:08:58,280 --> 02:09:00,720
Speaker 2: weeks ago? I asked the question when the last time

2686
02:09:01,480 --> 02:09:08,640
Speaker 2: anyone actually heard porn dialogue? You know, you rarely ever

2687
02:09:08,720 --> 02:09:13,440
Speaker 2: really need the sound. I remember many years ago, my

2688
02:09:13,480 --> 02:09:15,400
Speaker 2: old man came home from an over the road truck

2689
02:09:15,480 --> 02:09:17,920
Speaker 2: driving trip. We were in our twenties or something like that.

2690
02:09:18,600 --> 02:09:20,560
Speaker 2: We were all hanging out at his house. He comes

2691
02:09:20,600 --> 02:09:24,840
Speaker 2: home from off the road and he said he had

2692
02:09:24,880 --> 02:09:29,200
Speaker 2: stopped at a cafe in Indiana and they had a

2693
02:09:29,480 --> 02:09:34,720
Speaker 2: fun gimmick at the cafe for drivers where you know,

2694
02:09:34,840 --> 02:09:38,160
Speaker 2: chili was two dollars and they had a raffle every

2695
02:09:38,240 --> 02:09:42,840
Speaker 2: ten minutes giving away things to the drivers. Just a

2696
02:09:42,880 --> 02:09:47,400
Speaker 2: cafe filled with truck drivers, and some of the prizes

2697
02:09:47,400 --> 02:09:51,320
Speaker 2: were porno movies. So my dad's sitting there eating his chili,

2698
02:09:51,480 --> 02:09:54,120
Speaker 2: getting ready for his run back to the cities, and

2699
02:09:54,240 --> 02:09:56,160
Speaker 2: you know, he put his number in the hat or however,

2700
02:09:56,200 --> 02:09:59,360
Speaker 2: it worked and he won a VHS porno. So he

2701
02:09:59,400 --> 02:10:01,880
Speaker 2: walks in the house. All of us, you know, young guys,

2702
02:10:01,880 --> 02:10:03,879
Speaker 2: are sitting there, and he goes, here, you go your animals.

2703
02:10:03,880 --> 02:10:07,760
Speaker 2: He throws us to be I went downstairs to throw

2704
02:10:07,840 --> 02:10:11,000
Speaker 2: darts or something. Next thing, you know, by the way,

2705
02:10:11,040 --> 02:10:14,000
Speaker 2: this is like a summer day. All the windows are open,

2706
02:10:14,000 --> 02:10:17,280
Speaker 2: it's like a beautiful afternoon. Suddenly from the basement I

2707
02:10:17,320 --> 02:10:21,520
Speaker 2: hear this blaring porn audio, and obviously I knew what

2708
02:10:21,600 --> 02:10:23,760
Speaker 2: had happened. Someone had put the movie in. Then it's just,

2709
02:10:23,880 --> 02:10:28,880
Speaker 2: oh oh ah, just loud as hell porn audio. I

2710
02:10:28,920 --> 02:10:31,120
Speaker 2: come upstairstairs, my dad and four or five of my

2711
02:10:31,160 --> 02:10:35,960
Speaker 2: buddies just watching us, And I said, what the hell

2712
02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:37,800
Speaker 2: is the matter with you guys? There's kids in the

2713
02:10:37,840 --> 02:10:42,440
Speaker 2: neighborhood playing outside right now, turn that down with your dad.

2714
02:10:43,120 --> 02:10:45,400
Speaker 6: You had to tell your dad to turn the porn down.

2715
02:10:46,440 --> 02:10:48,520
Speaker 6: That's not a situation meaning people find themselves.

2716
02:10:48,480 --> 02:10:51,480
Speaker 3: Well, I know you're reaching where you begin to parent

2717
02:10:51,520 --> 02:10:55,080
Speaker 3: your parents. Yeah, things switch. Yeah, a lot of people

2718
02:10:55,080 --> 02:10:56,920
Speaker 3: are saying the same thing you guys did, Like, who

2719
02:10:57,000 --> 02:10:58,000
Speaker 3: listens to porn?

2720
02:10:58,680 --> 02:10:58,880
Speaker 2: Right?

2721
02:11:01,040 --> 02:11:03,840
Speaker 5: Somebody said we should try watching porn with closed caption on.

2722
02:11:05,320 --> 02:11:08,200
Speaker 3: Oh don't they have porn where people sign like? I

2723
02:11:08,240 --> 02:11:11,880
Speaker 3: thought there was like ASL porn before during the Maybe

2724
02:11:11,880 --> 02:11:14,000
Speaker 3: somebody just was messing with me.

2725
02:11:14,080 --> 02:11:16,800
Speaker 4: There's everything now, cubby, Well is that rule if it

2726
02:11:16,920 --> 02:11:18,880
Speaker 4: exists in real life? There's a porn version of it?

2727
02:11:19,600 --> 02:11:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, rule thirty four.

2728
02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:22,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.

2729
02:11:22,760 --> 02:11:24,960
Speaker 2: Closed captions. Huh, I got.

2730
02:11:25,000 --> 02:11:25,520
Speaker 3: To put that on?

2731
02:11:25,520 --> 02:11:25,920
Speaker 2: So oh I do.

2732
02:11:26,160 --> 02:11:28,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wish I use it four to seven.

2733
02:11:28,760 --> 02:11:30,560
Speaker 4: I wish you'd just be the default setting now at

2734
02:11:30,560 --> 02:11:30,960
Speaker 4: this point.

2735
02:11:31,240 --> 02:11:31,600
Speaker 2: I try.

2736
02:11:31,720 --> 02:11:34,400
Speaker 3: On comedies, I try not to. It ruins the punchline

2737
02:11:34,400 --> 02:11:34,840
Speaker 3: a little bit.

2738
02:11:34,840 --> 02:11:37,160
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Or have you ever accidentally had it on

2739
02:11:37,200 --> 02:11:38,480
Speaker 5: when you're watching a stand up?

2740
02:11:39,720 --> 02:11:39,840
Speaker 7: Uh?

2741
02:11:40,000 --> 02:11:43,080
Speaker 3: No for that reason? Yeah, on purpose. I won't then,

2742
02:11:43,160 --> 02:11:45,320
Speaker 3: just because it does ruin it comedies.

2743
02:11:45,360 --> 02:11:47,120
Speaker 4: In sports there are only two times I'm not having

2744
02:11:47,160 --> 02:11:48,360
Speaker 4: the closed captions rolling.

2745
02:11:48,240 --> 02:11:50,480
Speaker 3: Well, the sports takes too long to catch up, right.

2746
02:11:50,600 --> 02:11:59,080
Speaker 2: Yes, this whole conversation, which started with using earbuds and

2747
02:11:59,120 --> 02:12:02,840
Speaker 2: watching a pornum, it all brings me back to Yes,

2748
02:12:03,040 --> 02:12:06,480
Speaker 2: A few people have texted in this old joke. God,

2749
02:12:06,480 --> 02:12:08,120
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I heard this joke. I

2750
02:12:08,160 --> 02:12:10,080
Speaker 2: didn't get it. And then it dawns on you. Because

2751
02:12:10,080 --> 02:12:12,120
Speaker 2: that was probably only twelve or thirteen when I heard

2752
02:12:12,120 --> 02:12:14,240
Speaker 2: this joke for the first time. What's the most sensitive

2753
02:12:14,240 --> 02:12:20,360
Speaker 2: part of your body when masturbating your ears because you're

2754
02:12:20,400 --> 02:12:23,879
Speaker 2: listening for footsteps?

2755
02:12:24,600 --> 02:12:26,840
Speaker 4: Oh I can't even footsteps.

2756
02:12:27,160 --> 02:12:28,440
Speaker 3: I can't be caught.

2757
02:12:28,800 --> 02:12:31,080
Speaker 5: Some of you texting in about porn should delete your

2758
02:12:31,080 --> 02:12:31,879
Speaker 5: text messages.

2759
02:12:32,080 --> 02:12:33,240
Speaker 3: Could you give me an example.

2760
02:12:34,440 --> 02:12:37,160
Speaker 5: I don't think I can say this word. It's from

2761
02:12:37,280 --> 02:12:40,160
Speaker 5: Josh gave me his hot dog on a boat. Jesus.

2762
02:12:40,520 --> 02:12:42,720
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, you know you can't.

2763
02:12:42,760 --> 02:12:45,400
Speaker 3: I guess you can say that word. We used to

2764
02:12:45,440 --> 02:12:47,040
Speaker 3: play a game with that word in it.

2765
02:12:47,320 --> 02:12:49,560
Speaker 5: Oh you can. Yeah, it feels weird.

2766
02:12:50,320 --> 02:12:52,680
Speaker 3: Most recent one. Well yeah, usually it won't come out

2767
02:12:52,680 --> 02:12:57,320
Speaker 3: of your mouth. So can you say queef is the word?

2768
02:12:57,680 --> 02:12:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2769
02:12:57,880 --> 02:12:59,440
Speaker 3: If that came out of your mouth, that's a burp.

2770
02:12:59,640 --> 02:12:59,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2771
02:13:00,320 --> 02:13:03,440
Speaker 5: The guy said, asmr kleef. Porn is pretty chill.

2772
02:13:04,480 --> 02:13:05,520
Speaker 4: Pretty chill.

2773
02:13:07,640 --> 02:13:11,400
Speaker 2: Chill is the word he uses to All right, I'll

2774
02:13:11,480 --> 02:13:11,880
Speaker 2: check that.

2775
02:13:13,080 --> 02:13:16,120
Speaker 3: God dang, there is ASL porn. Folks are saying. I

2776
02:13:16,360 --> 02:13:19,240
Speaker 3: thought i'd heard that, but I maybe you know, somebody

2777
02:13:19,320 --> 02:13:19,920
Speaker 3: was messing with me.

2778
02:13:22,680 --> 02:13:25,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said a minute ago. Josh, you can't imagine

2779
02:13:25,880 --> 02:13:32,360
Speaker 2: being caught. Jesus, We've had so many people texting stories

2780
02:13:32,400 --> 02:13:35,120
Speaker 2: of how they were caught, who caught them?

2781
02:13:35,640 --> 02:13:37,920
Speaker 3: I would so much rather catch someone else.

2782
02:13:38,320 --> 02:13:41,760
Speaker 2: I can so see you not ever coming back from that,

2783
02:13:41,840 --> 02:13:44,600
Speaker 2: whether you're nine or ninety nine, we all agree that

2784
02:13:44,720 --> 02:13:46,480
Speaker 2: you would never come back from that.

2785
02:13:46,720 --> 02:13:48,640
Speaker 5: We all agreed that the worst would be your mom, right,

2786
02:13:49,880 --> 02:13:50,840
Speaker 5: your mom catching you.

2787
02:13:51,400 --> 02:13:57,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be bad, no matter. Yeah, I suppose all.

2788
02:13:57,120 --> 02:13:59,280
Speaker 5: I guess if you have kids, probably your kid catching you.

2789
02:13:59,320 --> 02:14:03,200
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you got to explain it.

2790
02:14:04,720 --> 02:14:06,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got em.

2791
02:14:09,520 --> 02:14:12,320
Speaker 5: I got down here. That's a great answer.

2792
02:14:14,240 --> 02:14:18,480
Speaker 2: That's probably all equally devastating, depending on who you are.

2793
02:14:18,520 --> 02:14:28,320
Speaker 2: Of course, some folks wouldn't care. It's a small gathering

2794
02:14:28,320 --> 02:14:31,360
Speaker 2: of folks that wouldn't care at all, but they're out there.

2795
02:14:31,480 --> 02:14:34,360
Speaker 3: We've mentioned before, and I you know, it's sinful and

2796
02:14:34,400 --> 02:14:37,320
Speaker 3: as guilt ridden as that act can be, which is,

2797
02:14:37,520 --> 02:14:41,680
Speaker 3: you know, it's not necessarily something I'm looking you know,

2798
02:14:41,880 --> 02:14:42,640
Speaker 3: doing too often.

2799
02:14:42,640 --> 02:14:44,520
Speaker 2: But well, you got to hand garage doors after the

2800
02:14:44,560 --> 02:14:47,080
Speaker 2: show's over, so you've got no time, got to drivers.

2801
02:14:47,480 --> 02:14:49,760
Speaker 3: But yeah, we've mentioned this before, and this is kind

2802
02:14:49,760 --> 02:14:51,520
Speaker 3: of true, and I know it goes a little bit

2803
02:14:51,520 --> 02:14:53,320
Speaker 3: against what I said about getting caught, but if somebody

2804
02:14:53,400 --> 02:14:56,400
Speaker 3: were to film me doing something like that, or being

2805
02:14:56,440 --> 02:14:58,640
Speaker 3: intimate with the wife or whatever, that wouldn't bother me

2806
02:14:58,680 --> 02:15:01,680
Speaker 3: as much because that was not that shouldn't happen, you know,

2807
02:15:01,720 --> 02:15:03,080
Speaker 3: if somebody's you.

2808
02:15:03,000 --> 02:15:04,800
Speaker 2: Know, secretly filming.

2809
02:15:04,920 --> 02:15:07,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you're at a some sort of I'm

2810
02:15:07,960 --> 02:15:10,720
Speaker 3: just throwing out Airbnb, you know, something like that, and

2811
02:15:10,760 --> 02:15:14,040
Speaker 3: they film it. Yeah, you're a victim, Yeah exactly. Maybe

2812
02:15:14,040 --> 02:15:15,680
Speaker 3: that's it. It's like, well, what am I going to

2813
02:15:15,720 --> 02:15:18,360
Speaker 3: do there? I had no idea that was being on camera.

2814
02:15:18,440 --> 02:15:26,680
Speaker 2: Oh that morning show, all this masturbation talk that Josh started,

2815
02:15:26,840 --> 02:15:27,680
Speaker 2: I didn't start it.

2816
02:15:28,240 --> 02:15:32,480
Speaker 3: We got some a genius idea out of hot cocoa. Jesus.

2817
02:15:32,520 --> 02:15:34,360
Speaker 3: We were saying how awful it would be if you

2818
02:15:34,360 --> 02:15:38,960
Speaker 3: get caught by a kid, your kid, really, any kid. Yeah,

2819
02:15:39,800 --> 02:15:43,400
Speaker 3: but she said, if you do get caught by your kid,

2820
02:15:44,080 --> 02:15:45,880
Speaker 3: all you got to do is just tell them they

2821
02:15:45,920 --> 02:15:48,080
Speaker 3: didn't turn out right. So you're trying again.

2822
02:15:49,720 --> 02:15:52,080
Speaker 2: I'm try to fire another one up here, really, just

2823
02:15:52,120 --> 02:15:52,520
Speaker 2: try to.

2824
02:15:53,200 --> 02:15:55,000
Speaker 3: We got to improve things around here.

2825
02:15:55,840 --> 02:15:59,280
Speaker 2: Sexy garbage man Jesus texted in to say, instead of masturbation,

2826
02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,760
Speaker 2: I just treat my wife like my pinky toe. I

2827
02:16:02,880 --> 02:16:06,760
Speaker 2: bang around all the furniture in the house. We gotta

2828
02:16:06,760 --> 02:16:12,320
Speaker 2: get going again, we do. It's come time for us

2829
02:16:12,440 --> 02:16:17,520
Speaker 2: to venture out onto the surface of Mars with the

2830
02:16:17,600 --> 02:16:23,120
Speaker 2: rest he is obviously this year is it's gonna make

2831
02:16:23,200 --> 02:16:26,280
Speaker 2: for a good weekend to just sit your carcass down

2832
02:16:26,360 --> 02:16:30,080
Speaker 2: on the sofa and stare at a television screen. What

2833
02:16:30,080 --> 02:16:31,880
Speaker 2: do you watch it on television this weekend?

2834
02:16:31,960 --> 02:16:35,120
Speaker 3: Josh, The Pit. I'll be watching The Pit.

2835
02:16:35,280 --> 02:16:37,760
Speaker 5: I think there's a new episode of Grey's Antime to

2836
02:16:37,840 --> 02:16:39,160
Speaker 5: they I'm not today, not.

2837
02:16:39,840 --> 02:16:43,000
Speaker 4: Two thousand and five. It's still around, I know it is.

2838
02:16:43,160 --> 02:16:44,840
Speaker 4: This is crazy how long it's been going on.

2839
02:16:45,280 --> 02:16:47,519
Speaker 3: Probably a Night of the Seven Kingdoms.

2840
02:16:48,080 --> 02:16:49,920
Speaker 5: Do you watch Abbott Elementary?

2841
02:16:50,000 --> 02:16:53,480
Speaker 3: Josh No, I've watched a couple episodes. It's very funny.

2842
02:16:53,760 --> 02:16:55,039
Speaker 3: I don't know why I haven't gone back.

2843
02:16:55,160 --> 02:16:57,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, they just came out with their new season. Well

2844
02:16:57,680 --> 02:17:00,120
Speaker 5: you know, they release one every week, but it's it's

2845
02:17:00,160 --> 02:17:01,080
Speaker 5: a really great.

2846
02:17:01,040 --> 02:17:03,280
Speaker 3: Animal control, so that's what I'm those are the ones

2847
02:17:03,280 --> 02:17:03,920
Speaker 3: I'll be watching that.

2848
02:17:06,520 --> 02:17:08,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love him, very funny.

2849
02:17:09,000 --> 02:17:11,440
Speaker 2: The Night of the Seven Kingdoms.

2850
02:17:11,040 --> 02:17:13,360
Speaker 3: A Night of the Seven Kingdoms.

2851
02:17:13,440 --> 02:17:18,560
Speaker 2: Yep, tell me if you agree with this. A new

2852
02:17:18,640 --> 02:17:23,680
Speaker 2: study says the more you binge watch, the lonely you.

2853
02:17:24,280 --> 02:17:26,040
Speaker 2: The lonelier you are.

2854
02:17:26,600 --> 02:17:29,360
Speaker 5: Whatever I want care. It's so sweet. You just have

2855
02:17:29,440 --> 02:17:32,400
Speaker 5: a day to sit on the couch and binge watch TV.

2856
02:17:32,640 --> 02:17:34,640
Speaker 4: The TV shows are my friends. I don't need real

2857
02:17:34,680 --> 02:17:35,880
Speaker 4: friends exactly.

2858
02:17:36,280 --> 02:17:37,279
Speaker 5: That sounds beautiful.

2859
02:17:37,360 --> 02:17:40,040
Speaker 3: You don't feel I'm hanging out with Noah Wiley this weekend.

2860
02:17:40,560 --> 02:17:41,879
Speaker 4: You bet he'd be a cool hang.

2861
02:17:43,520 --> 02:17:45,680
Speaker 5: I don't think there's ever been a time where, especially

2862
02:17:45,680 --> 02:17:47,840
Speaker 5: if it's a good show, I'm sitting in front of

2863
02:17:47,920 --> 02:17:50,920
Speaker 5: Netflix for five hours and I'm like, man, I'm lonely.

2864
02:17:51,120 --> 02:17:52,800
Speaker 3: I don't you've never felt that way?

2865
02:17:52,959 --> 02:17:53,199
Speaker 5: Nah.

2866
02:17:53,280 --> 02:17:56,640
Speaker 3: I mean it's usually like an activity with my wife,

2867
02:17:57,080 --> 02:17:59,840
Speaker 3: you know, so we're I don't really watch anything without her.

2868
02:18:00,720 --> 02:18:06,080
Speaker 2: Says here, there's a direct link between binge watching and

2869
02:18:06,200 --> 02:18:11,360
Speaker 2: feelings of loneliness. But you guys don't think so.

2870
02:18:11,800 --> 02:18:15,720
Speaker 3: No, not really. I mean the majority of the TV

2871
02:18:15,840 --> 02:18:19,000
Speaker 3: watch we watched is like late Friday and Saturday nights.

2872
02:18:19,200 --> 02:18:21,920
Speaker 3: So maybe when you're staying late, like three four of them,

2873
02:18:21,920 --> 02:18:23,560
Speaker 3: we'll try and get the TV in when we can

2874
02:18:23,640 --> 02:18:24,279
Speaker 3: on the weekends.

2875
02:18:24,320 --> 02:18:26,720
Speaker 5: These people should check out. There's a lot of uh,

2876
02:18:27,560 --> 02:18:30,160
Speaker 5: like different sites or whatever that you can go to

2877
02:18:30,200 --> 02:18:32,440
Speaker 5: and like talk about the TV show that you're watching,

2878
02:18:32,560 --> 02:18:35,280
Speaker 5: like currently other people that are binge watching it. Oh boy,

2879
02:18:35,600 --> 02:18:37,840
Speaker 5: there was I think it was well, yeah, it was

2880
02:18:37,920 --> 02:18:40,360
Speaker 5: last year. There was a TV show that came out.

2881
02:18:41,400 --> 02:18:43,200
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, it was really good. It was about like

2882
02:18:43,240 --> 02:18:46,080
Speaker 5: the end of the world. I'm completely blanking on what

2883
02:18:46,160 --> 02:18:47,840
Speaker 5: it was, but.

2884
02:18:47,400 --> 02:18:49,119
Speaker 4: The one where they're living in an underground town.

2885
02:18:49,360 --> 02:18:52,000
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, that was so great. And I was in

2886
02:18:52,080 --> 02:18:54,800
Speaker 5: like a little little group on Twitter where we were

2887
02:18:54,800 --> 02:18:55,720
Speaker 5: talking about you.

2888
02:18:57,160 --> 02:18:57,880
Speaker 3: Is it Fallout?

2889
02:18:58,000 --> 02:18:58,480
Speaker 7: No?

2890
02:18:58,480 --> 02:19:01,560
Speaker 5: No, oh, I can't remember. I bet you watched it too, Josh, because.

2891
02:19:01,400 --> 02:19:04,760
Speaker 6: It was really good, the one on James Marsden was

2892
02:19:04,680 --> 02:19:06,520
Speaker 6: the president of that underground town.

2893
02:19:06,560 --> 02:19:07,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

2894
02:19:07,560 --> 02:19:09,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have like a little group where we talked

2895
02:19:09,320 --> 02:19:10,520
Speaker 5: about the show. It was awesome.

2896
02:19:10,600 --> 02:19:12,960
Speaker 4: I loved it, Josh and Ashley. When you guys finish

2897
02:19:13,040 --> 02:19:14,800
Speaker 4: the show and you have no new episodes, watch you

2898
02:19:14,840 --> 02:19:17,200
Speaker 4: get kind of sad. Yes, Oh yeah I do too.

2899
02:19:17,200 --> 02:19:19,920
Speaker 4: It's almost kind of like, oh I missed my friends now.

2900
02:19:19,959 --> 02:19:21,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get pretty sad. About it, like I'll look

2901
02:19:22,000 --> 02:19:24,600
Speaker 5: ahead and be like, oh, there's only six episodes. Man,

2902
02:19:24,680 --> 02:19:25,560
Speaker 5: this is gonna suck.

2903
02:19:25,720 --> 02:19:28,120
Speaker 3: All right, So the show is called Paradise there.

2904
02:19:28,840 --> 02:19:31,320
Speaker 5: That was okay, damn really I loved it.

2905
02:19:31,640 --> 02:19:33,879
Speaker 4: That was a cool concept. They didn't execute it very well.

2906
02:19:34,240 --> 02:19:37,359
Speaker 3: The uh if you I brought this up to Ashley

2907
02:19:37,400 --> 02:19:40,040
Speaker 3: and I blew her mind. Something my wife noticed. If

2908
02:19:40,080 --> 02:19:43,640
Speaker 3: you watch Designated Survivor M with Keefer Sutherland, you know

2909
02:19:43,680 --> 02:19:46,039
Speaker 3: the guy likes to beat up right chair drivers. Yeah,

2910
02:19:46,240 --> 02:19:49,600
Speaker 3: if you watch that, it's the The White House is

2911
02:19:49,640 --> 02:19:52,160
Speaker 3: the same in Paradise. Yeah, and it makes it I

2912
02:19:52,200 --> 02:19:55,400
Speaker 3: think they're the same network's Yeah, it's the same set,

2913
02:19:55,480 --> 02:19:57,879
Speaker 3: the reason set. I love when they do stuff like that,

2914
02:19:57,959 --> 02:19:58,840
Speaker 3: same exact set.

2915
02:19:58,959 --> 02:20:02,039
Speaker 2: Well, you guys all seen to love your television viewing.

2916
02:20:04,240 --> 02:20:11,480
Speaker 2: But for some it says here that that whole one

2917
02:20:11,640 --> 02:20:15,800
Speaker 2: more episode type moment in your life where you've watched

2918
02:20:15,840 --> 02:20:19,120
Speaker 2: like seventeen in a row and you're gonna squeeze one

2919
02:20:19,200 --> 02:20:22,760
Speaker 2: more in before the sun comes up. They say that

2920
02:20:22,920 --> 02:20:28,199
Speaker 2: isn't just about entertainment. It's a coping mechanism. Oh whatever,

2921
02:20:28,360 --> 02:20:29,160
Speaker 2: for isolation.

2922
02:20:31,360 --> 02:20:33,959
Speaker 5: Who cares? There's so many good TV shows out.

2923
02:20:34,480 --> 02:20:36,400
Speaker 4: Something's too mean, he gets overwhelming at times.

2924
02:20:36,800 --> 02:20:40,120
Speaker 5: No, there's not enough. I frequently run out of stuff

2925
02:20:40,160 --> 02:20:40,600
Speaker 5: to watch.

2926
02:20:41,040 --> 02:20:44,160
Speaker 2: It says that a lot of binge watchers are also overeaters.

2927
02:20:45,920 --> 02:20:46,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2928
02:20:46,440 --> 02:20:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then the next morning you take a

2929
02:20:48,720 --> 02:20:49,360
Speaker 2: huge poop.

2930
02:20:50,879 --> 02:20:52,920
Speaker 5: The worst is when you eat a bunch of the

2931
02:20:53,000 --> 02:20:55,320
Speaker 5: night before and then do you, guys ever feel this way,

2932
02:20:55,360 --> 02:20:59,400
Speaker 5: like like your face almost feels like heavy the next day,

2933
02:20:59,480 --> 02:21:01,840
Speaker 5: Like it feel like your mouth is kind of sore

2934
02:21:01,959 --> 02:21:04,520
Speaker 5: from eating so much. No, you just kind of like

2935
02:21:04,720 --> 02:21:06,520
Speaker 5: feel it physically, because I do.

2936
02:21:06,760 --> 02:21:08,600
Speaker 3: We're talking about her, and I haven't felt this.

2937
02:21:08,760 --> 02:21:11,320
Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, that's a side effect of overeating.

2938
02:21:11,560 --> 02:21:11,879
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2939
02:21:12,160 --> 02:21:14,240
Speaker 2: Oh I thought maybe your face was coming loose from

2940
02:21:14,320 --> 02:21:18,039
Speaker 2: binge water. You eat so much your face hurts.

2941
02:21:18,120 --> 02:21:21,000
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, it just feels like I don't I feel

2942
02:21:21,040 --> 02:21:23,000
Speaker 5: like I gained fifteen pounds somehow.

2943
02:21:24,800 --> 02:21:27,400
Speaker 2: Well, I'm happy to know that you guys all look

2944
02:21:27,480 --> 02:21:32,760
Speaker 2: at this these ten eleven hour television marathons. I'm glad

2945
02:21:32,760 --> 02:21:35,840
Speaker 2: that you have You get joy from it, and none

2946
02:21:35,840 --> 02:21:39,160
Speaker 2: of you are feeling isolated or lonely, because that sounds

2947
02:21:39,240 --> 02:21:39,920
Speaker 2: very sad.

2948
02:21:40,160 --> 02:21:42,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, the closest would be get kind of bummed out

2949
02:21:42,200 --> 02:21:44,600
Speaker 3: when a show's over right, you know you guys watch

2950
02:21:44,680 --> 02:21:47,000
Speaker 3: land Man so good?

2951
02:21:47,080 --> 02:21:48,920
Speaker 5: Oh did they just come up with the last episode?

2952
02:21:49,000 --> 02:21:49,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2953
02:21:49,240 --> 02:21:51,720
Speaker 3: So I'm kind of bummed that that's gone for it

2954
02:21:50,959 --> 02:21:53,880
Speaker 3: might start eating too land Man.

2955
02:21:53,959 --> 02:21:55,080
Speaker 5: Screw you, Dana Lucky.

2956
02:21:57,080 --> 02:21:59,520
Speaker 2: So you you've been watching land Man, Josh?

2957
02:21:59,680 --> 02:21:59,880
Speaker 7: Yes?

2958
02:22:00,320 --> 02:22:00,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2959
02:22:00,800 --> 02:22:02,240
Speaker 5: What's your favorite part of Landman?

2960
02:22:02,400 --> 02:22:08,119
Speaker 3: I love all of it? Every Yeah, humping eggs, cooked eggs.

2961
02:22:08,160 --> 02:22:11,240
Speaker 2: He friggin loves land Man. Gosh, when you and your

2962
02:22:11,280 --> 02:22:13,920
Speaker 2: wife are watching these shows together, you said it's something

2963
02:22:13,959 --> 02:22:14,840
Speaker 2: you do with your wife.

2964
02:22:14,959 --> 02:22:15,199
Speaker 3: Yes.

2965
02:22:15,320 --> 02:22:19,280
Speaker 2: Are you sure you're not just creating background noise and

2966
02:22:19,360 --> 02:22:22,600
Speaker 2: storytelling to fill the silence in an empty home?

2967
02:22:23,400 --> 02:22:25,439
Speaker 5: Oh dude, I definitely do that, because.

2968
02:22:25,160 --> 02:22:26,960
Speaker 2: That's also right here in this report.

2969
02:22:27,680 --> 02:22:28,000
Speaker 7: You know what?

2970
02:22:28,200 --> 02:22:31,160
Speaker 3: Baby? Subconsciously? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what

2971
02:22:31,200 --> 02:22:33,240
Speaker 3: would we Let's say we're not going to watch TV.

2972
02:22:33,320 --> 02:22:35,039
Speaker 3: We could play UNO and she could beat me for

2973
02:22:35,080 --> 02:22:38,080
Speaker 3: the millionth time, or we could sit there and really

2974
02:22:38,080 --> 02:22:39,360
Speaker 3: not know what to talk about her.

2975
02:22:39,879 --> 02:22:43,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's awkward silence between your spouse and oh thank you.

2976
02:22:44,120 --> 02:22:47,160
Speaker 5: I always I love having the TV on for background noise,

2977
02:22:47,200 --> 02:22:51,440
Speaker 5: but ever since I had a baby, TV isn't great.

2978
02:22:51,440 --> 02:22:53,320
Speaker 5: For them. Some people say, so I try to keep

2979
02:22:53,360 --> 02:22:54,800
Speaker 5: the TV off, or it's.

2980
02:22:54,680 --> 02:22:55,920
Speaker 3: A wonderful babysitter.

2981
02:22:56,280 --> 02:22:58,560
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. Yeah, when he gets glimpses of it,

2982
02:22:58,640 --> 02:23:03,480
Speaker 5: he is all about it and she's man, no, I

2983
02:23:03,480 --> 02:23:07,080
Speaker 5: don't think he No, that's an after bed show. Yeah.

2984
02:23:07,120 --> 02:23:10,879
Speaker 5: He watches Hey Bear sensory videos of anything. You'd really

2985
02:23:10,879 --> 02:23:12,959
Speaker 5: get a kick out of those. It's all black and.

2986
02:23:12,879 --> 02:23:16,160
Speaker 3: White bear sense sensory.

2987
02:23:16,360 --> 02:23:19,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called Hey Bear. That's what like the channel is.

2988
02:23:19,320 --> 02:23:21,400
Speaker 5: It's like this little bear comes out and he goes

2989
02:23:21,959 --> 02:23:26,760
Speaker 5: hello everybody, and then there's like flying rainbows and tear

2990
02:23:26,959 --> 02:23:27,760
Speaker 5: drops falling.

2991
02:23:28,120 --> 02:23:30,279
Speaker 2: This is baby television programming.

2992
02:23:30,360 --> 02:23:31,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, is super rid.

2993
02:23:31,360 --> 02:23:33,720
Speaker 2: It kind of sounds similar to dog TV.

2994
02:23:34,040 --> 02:23:35,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is really similar.

2995
02:23:35,480 --> 02:23:38,480
Speaker 2: You have dog TV. Yep, I also have that channel.

2996
02:23:38,560 --> 02:23:40,160
Speaker 4: Actually, is it something you want to watch back in

2997
02:23:40,200 --> 02:23:41,040
Speaker 4: your stoner days?

2998
02:23:41,800 --> 02:23:45,600
Speaker 5: Maybe? Oh, now that might be fun. Yeah, that are

2999
02:23:45,720 --> 02:23:48,600
Speaker 5: Dancing Fruit is another program. I know there's a lot

3000
02:23:48,600 --> 02:23:50,680
Speaker 5: of parents out there who know what I'm talking about.

3001
02:23:50,800 --> 02:23:54,039
Speaker 2: Be careful, smoke some guns. You watch this bear. Next

3002
02:23:54,080 --> 02:23:55,920
Speaker 2: thing you know, you're running nude through the woods.

3003
02:23:55,920 --> 02:23:57,039
Speaker 5: You're taking some acid.

3004
02:23:57,280 --> 02:24:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know those shows anymore. Dog, Trachel. Is

3005
02:24:00,840 --> 02:24:02,760
Speaker 3: I hear so many good things about miss Rachel.

3006
02:24:02,920 --> 02:24:04,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard a lot of great things about her.

3007
02:24:04,560 --> 02:24:05,480
Speaker 5: Haven't tried that yet.

3008
02:24:05,800 --> 02:24:08,199
Speaker 2: All right, let's go freeze our nuts off, well you think.

3009
02:24:08,440 --> 02:24:11,400
Speaker 3: It's a cold one before we go, our friend beer

3010
02:24:11,440 --> 02:24:14,240
Speaker 3: and pizza. Jesus text in to say Happy eleventh birthday

3011
02:24:14,240 --> 02:24:18,879
Speaker 3: to her daughter Addie aka makeup Over, makeup Jesus