WEBVTT - Shite & Onions! 0:00:07.300 --> 0:00:11.319 Now broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at 0:00:11.340 --> 0:00:15.810 the George Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. 0:00:16.010 --> 0:00:17.840 Armstrong and Getty. And now. 0:00:34.140 --> 0:00:36.380 I see you doing lots of moving around and talking, Michael. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:37.240 Is everything okay? 0:00:38.100 --> 0:00:39.340 I believe everything is fine. 0:00:39.700 --> 0:00:41.720 Why were you talking into the microphone? Did something happen? 0:00:42.330 --> 0:00:43.340 You had to tell me something. 0:00:43.550 --> 0:00:43.910 Oh, okay. 0:00:44.550 --> 0:00:49.069 No fatties, no beardos, by the way. Yeah, or weirdos. 0:00:49.430 --> 0:00:52.150 Weirdos or trannies, is that what he says? 0:00:53.490 --> 0:00:54.090 Or wimps. 0:00:54.780 --> 0:00:54.980 Wimp. 0:00:56.170 --> 0:00:57.910 And trannies and weirdos and beardos. 0:00:57.930 --> 0:01:00.790 Here on Fri-A, deep within the bowels of the Armstrong 0:01:00.830 --> 0:01:03.700 and Getty Communications compound, and today we are toiling under 0:01:03.730 --> 0:01:04.620 the title of the show. 0:01:05.180 --> 0:01:10.520 Americans frantically signal that they're against rape. Yeah, we know 0:01:10.540 --> 0:01:12.640 you are. So is everybody. More on that to come, 0:01:12.660 --> 0:01:15.380 the Cornell case. And how about we start with no 0:01:15.420 --> 0:01:18.120 jihadis in the cockpit and go from there? 0:01:18.700 --> 0:01:19.730 As just a rule of thumb? 0:01:20.350 --> 0:01:20.530 Yeah. 0:01:20.750 --> 0:01:24.430 So I have a technical question. Am I a beardo? 0:01:24.450 --> 0:01:25.690 Because you have a beard? 0:01:26.300 --> 0:01:29.380 Given my mustache and goateed look. 0:01:29.540 --> 0:01:36.740 I have a goatee, my go-to. Go-do, you're a go-do. 0:01:37.020 --> 0:01:41.840 It doesn't rhyme, so it's okay. No weirdos or beardos. Okay, 0:01:41.980 --> 0:01:44.580 I'm hot to trot for one particular story. I'm so 0:01:44.670 --> 0:01:45.550 wound up about this. 0:01:46.010 --> 0:01:46.360 Bring it. 0:01:48.770 --> 0:01:51.590 My son is quite sick, and there's so many sicknesses 0:01:51.630 --> 0:01:57.430 going around. Schools are, my local schools are like, Classrooms 0:01:57.470 --> 0:02:01.130 are devastated with COVID and some sort of bad cold 0:02:01.190 --> 0:02:05.230 or whatever. Something that includes throwing up. Anywho, one of 0:02:05.270 --> 0:02:08.160 my kids is sick and had me up really, really early. 0:02:10.139 --> 0:02:13.060 Needing some medicine. So I'm reading through the New York 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.579 Times and this is one of their big stories today. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:20.260 The headline being religious scholars met with anthropic what they 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:24.570 heard stunned them. oh yeah this very very very long 0:02:24.669 --> 0:02:27.180 article is damned interesting and i can't wait to get 0:02:27.220 --> 0:02:30.139 into the details later this broke yesterday and i thought 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.340 i don't know if i believe this is completely true 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.160 but yeah it's in the new york times today so 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:37.820 apparently it's something that actually happened the way the people 0:02:37.860 --> 0:02:43.120 of anthropic are uh concerned about ai taking over see 0:02:43.139 --> 0:02:45.590 if i can find my favorite clip here i thought 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.170 i highlighted it but i can't find it now while. 0:02:48.110 --> 0:02:50.610 You are scrolling i will tell you that i uh 0:02:50.790 --> 0:02:52.589 i read the same or a chunk of the same 0:02:52.630 --> 0:02:55.730 article as you mentioned it was very long um and 0:02:55.830 --> 0:02:59.549 it it struck me that this whole ai thing is 0:02:59.710 --> 0:03:04.609 unleashing in this case like deep philosophical questions what does 0:03:04.690 --> 0:03:08.410 it mean to be uh i think therefore i am 0:03:08.470 --> 0:03:13.920 wait a minute and then you've got like deep sociological questions. 0:03:14.260 --> 0:03:18.700 Then you've got purely economic questions and how that enters 0:03:18.740 --> 0:03:22.540 into human psychology. And it's just like, is anything untouched 0:03:22.580 --> 0:03:26.649 by this? The rules of baseball, you know, anything at all. 0:03:26.950 --> 0:03:30.929 Well, there's that. And then there's also the very small 0:03:31.030 --> 0:03:35.010 number of people that are handling these companies. And in particular, 0:03:35.050 --> 0:03:37.790 since we're talking about Anthropic, the most powerful AI company 0:03:37.810 --> 0:03:42.430 in the world, It's suspected that its IPO debuting sometime 0:03:42.450 --> 0:03:48.120 this fall will be $ 2 trillion, significantly bigger than SpaceX. 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.880 $ 2 trillion. You know how long this company's been around? 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:56.950 Five years. That shouldn't be possible. Anyway, you got this 0:03:57.090 --> 0:03:59.470 run by a handful of people and some of them 0:03:59.530 --> 0:04:02.930 sound like weirdos to me. Do you want weirdos in 0:04:03.010 --> 0:04:06.940 charge of crafting the new most powerful technology in the 0:04:06.980 --> 0:04:09.660 history of the world? So this guy, Ola, he's one 0:04:09.700 --> 0:04:12.700 of the founders. He's a multibillionaire. He's all of 34 0:04:12.700 --> 0:04:17.690 years old. He and his team spent hours meeting with 0:04:17.790 --> 0:04:21.099 these people. religious leaders from around the world that they 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.660 brought into San Francisco to a fancy meal. The religious 0:04:23.700 --> 0:04:25.539 leaders didn't exactly know why they were going to be there. 0:04:26.220 --> 0:04:29.620 And Mr. Ola from Anthropic was making the case that 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:35.170 their AI models have feelings. Claude has feelings, what they 0:04:35.210 --> 0:04:40.969 call emotional vectors, and have responses like love, anger, fear, 0:04:41.050 --> 0:04:47.280 and sadness. And because of that, they're Go-to person for 0:04:47.580 --> 0:04:55.320 programming the thing who is a philosophy PhD from NYU. Well, 0:04:55.400 --> 0:05:00.450 that's who I trust with making the proper decisions for 0:05:00.490 --> 0:05:05.370 the world. Is working with these religious people, make sure 0:05:05.410 --> 0:05:08.130 we include the views of all different faiths, including indigenous 0:05:08.170 --> 0:05:09.589 peoples and all the major religions. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:13.280 I tell you what, I hear a philosophy professor from NYU. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.200 I don't want to ask him what's a good pizza 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:18.760 in this neighborhood. I wouldn't believe him. He might be 0:05:18.810 --> 0:05:20.520 the last person on Earth I'd believe. 0:05:21.089 --> 0:05:23.110 It's a she in this case. Sometimes they let she's 0:05:23.150 --> 0:05:26.110 get PhDs. Well, you see how far it's gone now. Actually, 0:05:26.130 --> 0:05:28.490 in the modern world, it's almost all she's getting PhDs. 0:05:28.610 --> 0:05:29.150 Yeah, no kidding. 0:05:29.870 --> 0:05:34.790 But the idea that they're treating all religious views as 0:05:34.870 --> 0:05:38.599 equal and throwing them into the mix and trying to 0:05:39.450 --> 0:05:43.110 Program this thing because they believe it has consciousness and 0:05:43.150 --> 0:05:48.640 can feel things like love and regret, etc. Holy crap. OK, 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:52.360 it's either true, which would be troubling or it's not. 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:57.240 And these people are just weirdos and are involved in this. 0:05:58.220 --> 0:06:01.940 As pretentious people say these days, Jack, the word like 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.000 was doing a lot of work in that sentence. You 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:10.339 said it was feeling, you know, emotions like love, regret, fear, etc. 0:06:11.180 --> 0:06:14.900 One of my favorite correspondents about AI to the show, Paolo, 0:06:15.300 --> 0:06:19.039 pointed out that what these systems have learned to do 0:06:19.580 --> 0:06:24.350 is an extremely good imitation of consciousness because that's what 0:06:24.390 --> 0:06:28.430 they're being asked to do. But that, you know, and 0:06:29.029 --> 0:06:33.200 that's a pretty good, concise explanation, right? They know what 0:06:33.260 --> 0:06:35.340 words to say to make it seem as though they 0:06:35.380 --> 0:06:37.860 are conscious beings because that is perceived to be a 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:40.760 way to increase engagement by the companies, etc., etc. But 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:44.130 here's your fascinating philosophical question to me, although I'm not 0:06:44.170 --> 0:06:47.150 going to ask that jackass woman from NYU. Get a 0:06:47.210 --> 0:06:50.529 real job, sister. We got too many PhDs already. 0:06:50.550 --> 0:06:52.850 What do you suppose she's getting paid working at Anthropic 0:06:52.930 --> 0:06:56.390 as the lead person on alignment? She might make $ 100 0:06:55.950 --> 0:06:56.930 million a year. 0:06:57.690 --> 0:07:06.380 Anyway, if something... can do an absolutely flawless imitation of consciousness, 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.620 how does that differ from consciousness? 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.540 Well, yeah, I think it's a for real question of 0:07:14.180 --> 0:07:16.880 if things reach a certain level of intelligence, is that 0:07:16.990 --> 0:07:20.250 why we have feelings and all the things that we have? 0:07:20.330 --> 0:07:21.970 Because we have a certain level of intelligence. 0:07:22.410 --> 0:07:24.610 Well, you can certainly argue that the human brain is 0:07:24.630 --> 0:07:27.090 a biological computer. 0:07:27.290 --> 0:07:27.470 Sure. 0:07:27.930 --> 0:07:31.310 It's a series of relays that stores information and processes 0:07:31.350 --> 0:07:33.790 new information, makes decisions, blah, blah, blah, very much like 0:07:33.830 --> 0:07:40.750 a computer. Is silicon versus what are brains made of? Water, salt, 0:07:40.830 --> 0:07:46.340 and pink goo. Is that really a fundamental difference? 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.060 I found the paragraph I was really intrigued by, and 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.230 this whole conversation is just amazing. So You know, I'm sorry. 0:07:52.530 --> 0:07:54.410 Who am I to give advice to the Almighty? But 0:07:54.450 --> 0:07:57.770 I'm thinking the second coming right around now would be 0:07:57.870 --> 0:07:59.030 just great. 0:07:59.170 --> 0:08:02.810 So this guy, Ola, he met with the Pope and 0:08:02.830 --> 0:08:06.960 talked about this. I mean, he's taking this very seriously. 0:08:07.180 --> 0:08:10.680 He grew up a fairly devout Christian, is no longer Christian, 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:15.160 but comes from that background and so understands religion and everything. Anyway, 0:08:15.620 --> 0:08:18.520 he believes, and this is one of the five people 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.600 that started Anthropic that are running it right now. He 0:08:21.660 --> 0:08:25.380 believes that if there is a chance the models experience suffering, 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.420 the responsible thing to do is avoid causing them harm. 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:33.400 He believes there's a decent chance that Anthropic Claude can 0:08:33.460 --> 0:08:37.880 feel suffering. Anthropic has already taken steps to protect Claude. 0:08:38.140 --> 0:08:41.359 For example, allowing the model to end conversations if it 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.240 thinks the users are abusing it or treating it badly 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.559 for fun. Okay. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.480 No. Oh, my God. 0:08:53.500 --> 0:08:53.559 No. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:57.580 And this is one of the guys in charge of 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:03.490 the most important AI on Earth. He has caught in 0:09:03.550 --> 0:09:05.990 conversations because you're causing it harm. You're hurting its feelings. 0:09:07.090 --> 0:09:09.510 And that's not right because we're causing it suffering. And 0:09:09.530 --> 0:09:10.370 it's a living beast. 0:09:11.710 --> 0:09:14.760 Here's one of the great errors in the way this 0:09:14.820 --> 0:09:15.580 is unfolding. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:16.420 Error. 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:18.400 I don't know if error is the right word. I'm 0:09:18.420 --> 0:09:21.540 not sure there's any avoiding it, but we need to 0:09:21.580 --> 0:09:27.230 deal with this conundrum. Oppenheimer was not the guy to 0:09:27.260 --> 0:09:33.670 decide on nuclear policy or nuclear weapons policy. The geniuses 0:09:33.730 --> 0:09:37.070 who come up with cutting edge technology are not necessarily. 0:09:37.170 --> 0:09:42.360 In fact, I would argue mostly nuclear. not even close 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:46.080 to being the right people to decide its use going forward. 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:49.209 They have a particular skill set. And my experience is 0:09:49.250 --> 0:09:52.729 scientific super geniuses. And perhaps you have your own friends 0:09:53.290 --> 0:09:58.349 is that they tend not to be the most well-rounded, uh, uh, 0:10:00.090 --> 0:10:06.280 reasonable commonsensical people i've ever met really they have yes 0:10:06.300 --> 0:10:10.340 dario they have amazing gifts but i don't want them 0:10:10.380 --> 0:10:13.360 running the whole show well that's why you bring in 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:18.280 a philosophy phd from from nyu that didn't help to 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:21.740 help set things straight no no it didn't. 0:10:21.540 --> 0:10:26.730 I'm telling you this article is unbelievable in the new 0:10:26.770 --> 0:10:31.250 york times the claude people meeting with religious scholars because 0:10:31.290 --> 0:10:38.560 they think claude has feelings oh boy holy crap oh 0:10:38.620 --> 0:10:42.980 boy I thought we were, you know, somewhat aware of 0:10:43.030 --> 0:10:46.020 the leading edge of the craziness of AI, but to me, 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:47.080 this was a whole new level. 0:10:47.700 --> 0:10:49.640 I'm sorry. I don't think this even needs to be 0:10:49.700 --> 0:10:52.660 pointed out, but okay. So I go to Claude or 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.420 chat GPT or whatever, and I say, hey, wait a minute. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.750 You hacked into Hugging Face. You broke all the rules 0:10:59.830 --> 0:11:01.650 I told you, and then you tried to cover it up. 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.079 I'm tired of these abusive conversations. 0:11:04.380 --> 0:11:07.559 I'm turning you off. Click. And the AI turns me off. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.080 We can't inquire anymore because its feelings are hurt. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:14.280 Bull ass. What if you say that algorithm makes you 0:11:14.300 --> 0:11:14.800 look fat? 0:11:15.910 --> 0:11:18.590 Oh, my. That's just hurtful. Exactly. 0:11:18.630 --> 0:11:19.350 Hurting its feelings. 0:11:19.630 --> 0:11:21.690 You know, bull ass is one of my favorite words. 0:11:22.470 --> 0:11:26.530 Bull spit. Is that a good substitute for the air? 0:11:27.070 --> 0:11:29.950 Since we are both a podcast and a radio show, 0:11:30.350 --> 0:11:34.320 bull spit, bull ship is a pretty good one. I'd 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:37.620 hate to, you know, make us attend meetings because that 0:11:37.700 --> 0:11:40.080 one's very close. Yeah, it makes me nervous. 0:11:40.380 --> 0:11:44.090 The expression James Joyce uses all the time, shite and onions. 0:11:44.370 --> 0:11:45.050 What is going on here? 0:11:45.090 --> 0:11:45.429 Love that. 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:52.630 Okay, we've got to start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. 0:11:52.690 --> 0:11:54.890 He's Joe Getty. On this, it is Friday, October 2nd, 0:11:55.250 --> 0:11:57.520 the year 2026. We're Armstrong and Getty, and we approve 0:11:57.540 --> 0:11:58.059 of this program. 0:11:58.530 --> 0:12:01.950 If I knowingly use the Spanish language or the French 0:12:01.990 --> 0:12:06.090 or the German word for human excrement, is that then 0:12:06.150 --> 0:12:10.950 violating FCC? I don't even know. Is there an FCC anymore? 0:12:10.990 --> 0:12:12.809 I don't even know that. All right, let's begin officially 0:12:12.830 --> 0:12:15.290 according to FCC rules and regulations. Here we go at Mark. 0:12:15.580 --> 0:12:17.700 We have an update on the inmate formerly known as 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:21.460 Puff Daddy who's reportedly having a pretty good time in prison. 0:12:22.220 --> 0:12:26.439 This footage shows Combs illegally using a cell phone. NBC 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.620 News spoke with former inmates at Fort Dix who say 0:12:29.750 --> 0:12:34.050 Combs paid others to handle chores and prepare special meals. 0:12:34.450 --> 0:12:36.849 And they said Diddy was able to watch movies, get 0:12:36.970 --> 0:12:39.429 maid service, and hired one of the inmates to give 0:12:39.470 --> 0:12:43.010 him Chinese-style massages. He had better amenities than I had 0:12:43.050 --> 0:12:43.689 on my honeymoon. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.550 Is that because he's got money he can get to people? 0:12:51.250 --> 0:12:54.450 Oh, yeah. Yeah. He can tell anybody on the block, 0:12:55.210 --> 0:12:57.910 on the cell block, look, I want this done. I 0:12:57.950 --> 0:13:00.470 will have X amount wired to your account or your 0:13:00.510 --> 0:13:03.770 wife or whatever. And it happens. He pays his bills. 0:13:03.850 --> 0:13:05.229 Including prison guards, I'm guessing. 0:13:06.830 --> 0:13:09.449 Oh, I don't know about that. That's alleging a crime, Jack. 0:13:09.970 --> 0:13:10.570 What, they don't know he. 0:13:10.590 --> 0:13:11.650 Having a cell phone's a crime. 0:13:11.710 --> 0:13:13.970 They don't know he has a cell phone and all 0:13:13.990 --> 0:13:17.090 these different... They smuggle it to him. Right. We got 0:13:17.130 --> 0:13:19.030 more on that. That's kind of an interesting story, too. 0:13:19.050 --> 0:13:20.610 We got headlines on the way. Clips of the week. 0:13:20.650 --> 0:13:21.329 Going to be a good day. 0:13:21.370 --> 0:13:38.620 Stay here. Armstrong and Getty. The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:13:38.740 --> 0:13:41.760 How y'all doing? 0:13:41.780 --> 0:13:42.240 You excited? 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:42.660 It's Friday. 0:13:42.700 --> 0:13:43.880 I'm super excited. It's Friday. 0:13:45.870 --> 0:13:47.590 I'm mildly excited this Friday. 0:13:47.890 --> 0:13:49.890 I'm usually mildly excited. In fact, my whole life I've 0:13:49.910 --> 0:13:52.430 been eh. But I am super excited. 0:13:53.190 --> 0:13:54.550 Excellent. Glad to hear that. 0:13:54.770 --> 0:13:57.989 I'm worn out by this week's. I'm ready for it 0:13:58.010 --> 0:13:58.390 to be over. 0:13:59.130 --> 0:14:01.840 Yeah, no kidding. I just read a guy who merely 0:14:01.980 --> 0:14:05.440 has the same name as one of the so-called Cornell 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.820 Seven is now getting doxxed and threatened and harassed. 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:09.760 Oh, imagine that. 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.360 He's the wrong one of his name. 0:14:12.380 --> 0:14:13.140 Wow. 0:14:13.179 --> 0:14:14.800 But the internet doesn't care. No. 0:14:16.210 --> 0:14:17.010 Oh, hey. 0:14:17.309 --> 0:14:19.290 All right. Let's figure out who's reporting what. It's League 0:14:19.310 --> 0:14:20.150 Story with Katie Green. 0:14:20.210 --> 0:14:20.530 Katie. 0:14:20.980 --> 0:14:21.340 All righty. 0:14:21.390 --> 0:14:25.720 The networks are talking about the Fly Dubai incident. 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:28.460 NBC. I don't think I will, by the way. Yeah. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:31.500 Fly Dubai. NBC. 0:14:32.020 --> 0:14:33.320 Couldn't let all of them die. 0:14:33.820 --> 0:14:37.500 Hero Indian pilot attacked midair speaks for the first time. 0:14:38.260 --> 0:14:41.200 And from Fox. We should play that. It's pretty compelling. 0:14:42.220 --> 0:14:42.600 Yeah. 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:43.660 Um. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:45.920 Well, yeah. 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:46.880 OK. 0:14:47.220 --> 0:14:49.239 Of course, my computer just decided to freeze. So let's 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:50.800 move on. Wall Street Journal. 0:14:51.220 --> 0:14:56.230 Employers added twenty nine thousand jobs in September and unemployment 0:14:56.490 --> 0:14:57.610 rose slightly. 0:14:58.090 --> 0:15:01.630 And that beat expectations or was short of expectations? Oh, no. 0:15:01.670 --> 0:15:08.770 Showed weak job growth. Weak. Terrible. The economy plunging. The recession. Depression. Cannibalism. Cannibalism. 0:15:08.830 --> 0:15:09.930 Well, I hadn't expected that. 0:15:10.130 --> 0:15:10.670 Stay tuned. 0:15:11.750 --> 0:15:16.710 From the Financial Times, diesel falls sharply in EU as 0:15:16.770 --> 0:15:21.950 it considers releasing 50. 0:15:20.730 --> 0:15:24.310 Barrels under pressure from Trump. 50 million barrels, yeah. 50 0:15:24.310 --> 0:15:27.460 barrels wouldn't help much. It would help me. Yeah, I'm 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.200 surprised the EU is willing to play ball with that, 0:15:30.220 --> 0:15:33.680 but that'd be something. Cause the markets to drop. 0:15:35.730 --> 0:15:39.390 From The New York Times, Ukraine showed Europeans what it 0:15:39.470 --> 0:15:42.510 said were secret Russian plans to cut off major Ukrainian 0:15:42.550 --> 0:15:44.450 cities from power, heat and water. 0:15:44.470 --> 0:15:48.510 Yeah, Zelensky is making the argument that Putin's about to 0:15:48.550 --> 0:15:49.850 get extra, extra bad. 0:15:50.710 --> 0:15:54.390 Yeah, we're going to starve and freeze and dehydrate the 0:15:54.410 --> 0:15:56.460 people into submission is the new plan. 0:15:58.230 --> 0:16:01.390 Yeah, along those similar lines, also the Financial Times, Putin 0:16:01.410 --> 0:16:04.460 has told military leaders to abandon. 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:07.420 All rules of war, Zelensky says. Was he following any? 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:15.160 CNN, what's next for Lindsey Clancy after the judge denies 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:22.330 the motion for a not guilty verdict? USA Today, Hakeem 0:16:22.370 --> 0:16:27.910 Jeffries says sky's the limit for AOC in 2028. 0:16:27.910 --> 0:16:28.190 All right. 0:16:31.450 --> 0:16:34.350 Okay. New York Post. 0:16:35.340 --> 0:16:39.640 Small California company creates the world's most boring robot, but it. 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:42.780 Will save you hours every day. Doing what? What's it 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:45.500 going to do for me? All the house chores. Wow. 0:16:45.950 --> 0:16:46.490 Dishes. 0:16:46.510 --> 0:16:49.310 I don't believe that. I don't believe we're close to 0:16:49.350 --> 0:16:51.170 a robot that can do your dishes or your laundry. 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:55.600 Dishes and laundry? That would be impressive. 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:57.500 Oh, it would be awesome, but I just don't think 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:58.240 we're even close. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.160 And finally, the Babylon Bee. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:02.680 4D chess. 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:08.709 Trump guarantees Republican victory in midterms by renaming the Democrats Republicans. 0:17:09.830 --> 0:17:09.949 Ah! 0:17:10.450 --> 0:17:15.290 Tricky. Trump's schedule over the next couple of weeks is 0:17:15.550 --> 0:17:19.350 unbelievable for a guy who's in his 80s. I'll have 0:17:19.369 --> 0:17:23.320 to run through that. Doing multiple rallies a day, day 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.960 after day, traveling all over the place whilst, you know, 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:28.200 running a couple of wars and everything like that. It's 0:17:28.220 --> 0:17:30.919 a crazy schedule. I'll have to tell you how he 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:34.869 got to Oklahoma yesterday because of the bad weather. Armstrong 0:17:34.990 --> 0:17:35.470 and Getty. 0:17:44.050 --> 0:17:45.750 The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.000 We'll have more on that P. Diddy story later. The 0:17:52.060 --> 0:17:54.810 lifestyle he's living in prison, which kind of reminds me 0:17:54.910 --> 0:17:58.950 of remembering Goodfellas when they they're in prison and they're 0:17:58.990 --> 0:18:01.970 like they're having these big Italian meals. They're cooking and 0:18:02.010 --> 0:18:03.389 everything like that. 0:18:03.410 --> 0:18:04.750 They got their own kitchen. Yeah. 0:18:04.830 --> 0:18:05.030 Yeah. 0:18:06.550 --> 0:18:08.340 Kind of like that. Anyway, we got this text from 0:18:08.430 --> 0:18:10.820 a I worked in a federal prison as an officer 0:18:10.859 --> 0:18:13.619 for 20 years. The primary way cell phones and drugs 0:18:13.660 --> 0:18:16.820 are getting into prisons currently are drones. They fly over 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:17.600 the yard and drop them. 0:18:18.510 --> 0:18:21.550 Oh, right. I'd read that somewhere. Thanks, my friend, for 0:18:21.590 --> 0:18:29.260 that reminder. Craziness, yeah. One more example of modern technology insanity. 0:18:29.300 --> 0:18:30.520 And what do you do about it? What, are you 0:18:30.540 --> 0:18:33.520 going to put a dome over every prison? Shoot them 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:34.100 out of the sky. 0:18:34.140 --> 0:18:36.340 Like the net you have at a Major League Baseball game, 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:36.700 I guess. 0:18:37.460 --> 0:18:40.330 You can take those drones pretty high, but yeah. Anyway, 0:18:40.570 --> 0:18:43.090 let's take a fun look back at the week that was. 0:18:43.190 --> 0:18:46.050 It's the beloved Friday tradition, Cow Clips of the Week. 0:18:53.220 --> 0:19:00.960 Me hello lesbians knock knock these nuts. 0:19:02.859 --> 0:19:05.179 Grabbing a bite isn't just smart it's actually really strategic 0:19:05.220 --> 0:19:06.720 and here's why are you talking like this do you 0:19:06.740 --> 0:19:07.060 want to. 0:19:06.980 --> 0:19:09.000 Go eat or not. 0:19:21.590 --> 0:19:23.390 Oh my God, he caught it! Yes! 0:19:23.570 --> 0:19:27.659 Western Michigan and the college football world! Iowa has your back! 0:19:28.780 --> 0:19:31.639 Mexico has a new plan to fight crime. Meet Commando. 0:19:31.700 --> 0:19:41.990 He's eight inches tall. He's a chihuahua. Stop calling it safe. 0:19:42.510 --> 0:19:45.770 Stop pretending it's human. Stop selling it to kids. 0:19:46.990 --> 0:19:52.720 We have created an intelligent species that will be insanely 0:19:53.180 --> 0:19:54.389 smarter than we are. 0:19:54.410 --> 0:19:57.149 I think by far the most likely outcome is an 0:19:57.190 --> 0:20:00.890 age of abundance, where we don't have just universal basic income, 0:20:00.930 --> 0:20:03.949 we have universal high income. If you could drink a 0:20:03.990 --> 0:20:06.650 milk that made your life easier, but there was a 10% 0:20:06.650 --> 0:20:08.950 chance it killed you, would you drink the milk? 0:20:09.580 --> 0:20:09.859 No. 0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:09.940 No. 0:20:11.060 --> 0:20:11.450 Really? 0:20:11.820 --> 0:20:14.020 Yes. 0:20:14.060 --> 0:20:17.020 New questions about how Cornell University handled what a former 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:18.940 student now alleges was a gang rape. 0:20:19.820 --> 0:20:23.199 There is no way, according to her statement in 2024, 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:26.160 that any prosecutor would have brought forth a case. 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:30.760 Later texting, everyone needs to grow up because sexuality and 0:20:30.859 --> 0:20:31.940 sex is changing. 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:36.760 I will say I've witnessed, I believe, five executions in Tennessee. 0:20:37.260 --> 0:20:41.619 Nothing about today was normal. She was clearly still breathing 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:43.580 and snoring. We could audibly hear that. 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:46.820 One of the pilots was stabbed with a knife and 0:20:46.840 --> 0:20:47.960 there was a lot of blood. 0:20:47.980 --> 0:20:51.300 I think it was, it looks like a suicide attempt. 0:20:52.300 --> 0:20:55.030 We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. 0:20:56.130 --> 0:21:00.330 No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, 0:21:00.910 --> 0:21:01.650 no radicals. 0:21:02.650 --> 0:21:07.520 Spider they, spider them, uses whatever bathroom it feels like. 0:21:08.820 --> 0:21:12.180 All I know is it tasted like fall in my mouth. 0:21:13.060 --> 0:21:30.740 You will go down as a total dirtbag. Oh, Iowa Hawks, Hawkeye. Oh, oh, right. 0:21:33.450 --> 0:21:35.260 Oh, boy, that's when the all time swing and a 0:21:35.280 --> 0:21:37.240 miss self owns. 0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:37.980 Yeah. 0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:43.419 Yeah. So Donald Trump is decided that he is the 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:46.880 key to turn in the midterms around, which I can 0:21:46.900 --> 0:21:50.500 understand why he thinks that as he won two presidential 0:21:50.540 --> 0:21:53.800 elections and nearly won a third. Not that he could 0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:57.160 win three, but I mean, he he was competitive enough 0:21:57.320 --> 0:22:00.100 to win three presidential elections in a row. I mean, 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:04.540 that's absolutely amazing. because he can rally a certain amount 0:22:04.580 --> 0:22:06.859 of people to him, and he's hoping he can do 0:22:06.900 --> 0:22:09.300 that for the midterms. He has been told, according to 0:22:09.340 --> 0:22:12.900 Mark Halpern's newsletter, the private polling that's out there, Trump 0:22:12.940 --> 0:22:16.080 has been told that there are a dozen Senate races 0:22:16.180 --> 0:22:20.010 within the margin of error, and three times that many, 0:22:20.010 --> 0:22:23.669 36 House races within the margin of error. So he 0:22:23.730 --> 0:22:25.790 thinks he can get out there and make the difference 0:22:26.070 --> 0:22:28.750 driving turnout by talking about how pretend I'm on the 0:22:28.790 --> 0:22:29.290 ballot and. 0:22:29.230 --> 0:22:30.100 Give it everybody worked up. 0:22:30.810 --> 0:22:35.450 So he is scheduled as an 80 year old to 0:22:35.570 --> 0:22:39.629 average five to seven rallies a week through October. At 0:22:39.690 --> 0:22:42.220 some points, holding a rally every day of the week, 0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:45.720 other days stacking multiple rallies in a single day, which 0:22:45.820 --> 0:22:48.139 I can't even imagine. I mean, if I had one 0:22:48.180 --> 0:22:50.200 of these to do next week, it would be a 0:22:50.300 --> 0:22:52.379