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Speaker 1: Chest up. We have another round of love sludge.

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Speaker 2: We are Oh boy, here we go.

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Speaker 1: We have John on the phone. John, are you there,

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Speaker 1: I'm here. So, John, you suspect your wife is cheating?

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Speaker 3: I do, and I really appreciate you taking.

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Speaker 1: My call anytime. John. So I'm looking at the notes

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Speaker 1: here and you're married. What's your wife's name, Hope? So

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Speaker 1: why are you suspicious of your wife? Hope?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean full disclosures. We used to have sex

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Speaker 3: all the time, and now it's like once in a

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Speaker 3: blue moon.

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Speaker 1: Now you say once in a blue moon. How long

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Speaker 1: has it been since you and your wife have had sex?

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Speaker 3: It's been four months, Like she's always busy or this's tired.

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Speaker 3: And but like in all honesty, our sex life hasn't

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Speaker 3: been great for a long time. Like I've had to

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Speaker 3: beg for it quite some time now.

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Speaker 1: So how long have you two been married?

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Speaker 3: Three years? And like I said, the like the no

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Speaker 3: sex thing has just kind of started in the last

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Speaker 3: year or so. I think she's getting something on the side,

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Speaker 3: because like she used to be highly sexual and now

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Speaker 3: there's like nothing, there's just no desire to give me sex.

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Speaker 1: Now, for your part, do you tell her that you

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Speaker 1: want more sex.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's always says she's tired from work or

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Speaker 3: tired from going to the gym. And then it turns

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Speaker 3: into a fight when I keep asking for sex.

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Speaker 1: So you think she's cheating?

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think she's doing the neighbor.

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Speaker 1: The neighbor. Now, what makes you think she's doing the neighbor.

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Speaker 3: Well, he's always over and like he's way too friendly.

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Speaker 1: So you suspect she's cheating, and you sent in your

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Speaker 1: bed sheets? Is that correct? That's correct, John, being these

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Speaker 1: are bed sheets. What did you do for the baseline sample?

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Speaker 3: I took hair from her brush and I also sent

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Speaker 3: mine as a sample as well.

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Speaker 1: So your DNA is on the bed sheets. Her DNA

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Speaker 1: were looking for a third set. Are you ready for

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Speaker 1: the details. I'm ready, John, I have the report in

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Speaker 1: my hand. I will now open up the envelope and

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Speaker 1: slide the results out. H and killing me, dude, John,

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Speaker 1: I have to build suspense. I got to pay the

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Speaker 1: bills around here, all right, all right, he kind of

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Speaker 1: threw me off there, John, I gotta start again, John. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the results from the DNA testing indicate.

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Speaker 3: Let me have it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, John, there were three sets of DNA on

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Speaker 1: your bed sheets. I knew it, hers yours, and a

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Speaker 1: third set of DNA on your sheets from a female,

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Speaker 1: A female, yes, a woman. Yes. The evidence indicates that

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Speaker 1: your wife is sleeping with a woman.

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Speaker 3: Is there any way that this is some kind of mistake.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm just reading the results. Your set, your wife's set,

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Speaker 1: and a third set from a woman.

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Speaker 3: You kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Not kidding?

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Speaker 3: So she's been cheating on me with a woman.

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Speaker 1: That's what the report says.

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Speaker 3: I like, I'm in shock. I'm in total shock.

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Speaker 1: John. You hold on the line and we will give

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Speaker 1: your wife a call next. Okay, Oh my god, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2: That was a turn I was not ready for.

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Speaker 4: I don't think he was ready for.

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Speaker 2: He just might not be interested. You're ready for that?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I'm starting to get a little blood

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Speaker 1: flow just thinking about it. Okay, we will give her

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Speaker 1: a call next. Text lines have exploded this morning over

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Speaker 1: the latest round of love sludge, and it's John in hope.

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Speaker 1: Moments ago we told John that Hope, Well, it's it

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Speaker 1: looks like that she's having an affair with another woman

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Speaker 1: in their bed and.

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Speaker 4: I definitely did not expect that. Oh no, it didn't

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Speaker 4: sound like to me.

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Speaker 1: He thought it was the dude down the street, because

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Speaker 1: the guy's always over there. But yeah, the text.

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Speaker 2: Lines wondering why they haven't had any sex.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you're not her flavor anymore text lines have been

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Speaker 4: blowing up. I'm laughing at Chalker's text message. He said,

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Speaker 4: if his wife is cheating with another woman, I get it.

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Speaker 2: They're soft and smell good. I love that.

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Speaker 4: Oh a lot of guys, of course, saying you should

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Speaker 4: ask if you can get in on the action. I've

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Speaker 4: seen about four hundred of those text messages. Yeah, if

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Speaker 4: it's a woman, I can accept it.

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Speaker 2: Anything else is unacceptable. Interesting. So if it's a woman,

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Speaker 2: is it not cheating then is that what you're talking?

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Speaker 1: I guess. So we have John on the line. John,

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Speaker 1: are you there? Yeah? I am so John. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to sum it up in case anyone missed it earlier on.

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Speaker 1: You're in shock right now. You suspected your wife was

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Speaker 1: cheating on you because she never wanted sex with you.

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Speaker 1: That's correct. You thought that your wife was sleeping with

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Speaker 1: your next door neighbor because he was too friendly and

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Speaker 1: it's always at your place. Yeah, yeah, so you sent

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Speaker 1: in your bed sheets, and you are still in shock.

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Speaker 1: The results showed three sets of DNA and the bed

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Speaker 1: sheets yours, your wife's, and DNA from another woman. Your

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Speaker 1: wife is sleeping with another woman.

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Speaker 3: I know. I'm in complete shock. It was like, no

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Speaker 3: wonder she didn't want to have sex with me.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's check in with Hope. Let's give her a

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Speaker 1: call here. Let me handle the first part, all right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm putting you in the ConA silence until we get

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Speaker 1: her on the air. Okay, jast I could smell the

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Speaker 1: ratings right now. By the way.

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Speaker 2: I feel you, I pick up hell.

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Speaker 1: Is this Hope? Yes? It is? I hope. It's the

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Speaker 1: Lamont Show. Can I get you on the radio? On

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Speaker 1: the radio, yes, ma'am. We have a game show that

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Speaker 1: we play here and you've been nominated to play. But

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Speaker 1: the only way I could get you on is if

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Speaker 1: you tell me yes. Can you tell me a yes?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: It sounds fun.

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Speaker 1: The game is called Love Sludge, and we have your husband,

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Speaker 1: Joe on the air with us, and he wanted us

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Speaker 1: to call you right now. Yes, he's on the other line.

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Speaker 1: So here's the thing, Hope. He suspects that you were

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Speaker 1: cheating on him. So he sent in your sheets for

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Speaker 1: DNA testing. What, John, would you like to share the news?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hope, I know you're cheating on me.

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Speaker 1: Like, what the.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Hope? I'm going to give you the details. We did

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Speaker 1: a lab analysis of your bed sheets and found that

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Speaker 1: there was three sets of DNA on the sheets. The

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Speaker 1: third set of DNA was from another woman. Hope, you

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Speaker 1: haven't had sex with me for four months.

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Speaker 3: You've been eating in our bed.

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Speaker 1: Who are you cheating with?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: How long is this going on? Okay, this is actually

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Speaker 1: on the radio. We'll just cut the bull in it act. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're cheating on me with a woman? What the okay?

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Speaker 2: John, this is private. I prefer not to talk about

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Speaker 2: this on the radio.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, too bad.

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Speaker 3: You lost your right to privacy when you sort of

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Speaker 3: seeing someone in our bed. I want to know who.

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Speaker 1: The fuck it is?

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Speaker 3: Is it down the street?

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Speaker 1: No? God, no, Look you don't know her.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I met her at the gym and.

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Speaker 3: Things just happened. Things just happened.

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Speaker 1: What the is that supposed to mean? Being late for

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Speaker 3: That's something that just happens, like deciding to deciding to

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Speaker 3: eat instead of sucking.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't just happen. Explain this to me. Look, I've

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Speaker 1: been so unhappy with our life and she makes me happy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it it just happened. How long?

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Speaker 3: How long has this been going on?

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Speaker 2: For about nine months?

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Speaker 1: I'm in love and I didn't know how to tell you.

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Speaker 3: Oh, well, you're a real fing bitch.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that. Look, I just don't want there

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Speaker 1: to be bad feelings.

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Speaker 3: Well you should have started that before you married me

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Speaker 3: and then decided you'd like eating.

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Speaker 1: Just get your out of my house, John, I prefer

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Speaker 1: not to talk about this on the radio. Well listen, hope.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to be a problem now

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Speaker 1: because he just hung up. Okay, so listen. Uh. The

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Speaker 1: only thing I can tell you is thanks for going

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Speaker 1: on the radio with us, and good luck with your

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Speaker 1: new relationship. Thanks for going on the air with this. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4: He was really hammering home the whole Oh yeah, the preference,

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Speaker 4: that was really the preference. He really could not get

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Speaker 4: past that part that was like, yeah, we understand where

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Speaker 2: He did not sound interested to jump in. He didn't

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Speaker 1: No, I think shocked. I think he was shocked, shocked

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Speaker 1: other woman too. She basically told him she's not happy

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Speaker 1: with me.

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Speaker 4: Well, there's so much there saying she wasn't happy for

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Speaker 1: And then she didn't want to talk about her. She

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, are you kidding me right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I stepped right into that one.

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Speaker 1: An a three zero three bone, Give us a call,

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Speaker 1: Tongue tied