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Speaker 1: The ninety three x Half Assed Morning Show three Straike

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Speaker 1: Wood Chuck Chuckers, it's groundhog Day.

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Speaker 2: Hold out, well, it's groundhog Day again.

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Speaker 1: You got energy, that's groundhog Day energy cleavage.

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Speaker 3: When it first pops out, like late March, early April,

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Speaker 3: it's almost like Groundhog's Day. It's like, ah, it's gonna

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Speaker 3: be an early spring.

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Speaker 4: The big question on everybody's lists theah their chap lip

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Speaker 4: on their chap lip, right lips?

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Speaker 1: Do you think Phil is gonna come out and see

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Speaker 1: a shadow showdown? Oh? Sure? The old, the old groundhog

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Speaker 1: Day gimmick.

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Speaker 5: Huh.

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Speaker 1: Love the movie.

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Speaker 6: Oh, it's so good.

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Speaker 1: Never cared for the actual bit, you know, where an

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Speaker 1: animal is drugged and physically abused for our entertainment. I

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Speaker 1: never really got into that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't either outside of the movie. It's the only

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Speaker 2: reason I pay attention.

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Speaker 7: Did it die one time in the guy's hands when

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Speaker 7: they yanked it out of the cage or whatever the

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Speaker 7: hell they have it in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Was that true?

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Speaker 2: I've heard that before?

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Speaker 8: Yerrible.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, like the head just popped off, literally, he just

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Speaker 7: died in the guy's hands.

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Speaker 1: Back years ago, that Puck Satani Phil the famous groundhog

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Speaker 1: back in the day. The entire town killed him and

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Speaker 1: ate him.

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Speaker 2: It is real dark right when it first started.

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Speaker 1: They killed him and then they ate him up.

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Speaker 2: Grilled him up, and had dinner.

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Speaker 1: They didn't even cook him.

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Speaker 7: They bathed in its blood, used as war paint on

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Speaker 7: their faces.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, after he gave his weak little weather forecast, they

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Speaker 1: just clubbed him to death and ate him. That's a

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Speaker 1: true story. Well, anyways, Welcome to the friggin program. Ninety

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Speaker 1: three acts, half assed Bonnus show. It's Monday. Everybody psyched,

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Speaker 1: beyond excited. Somebody was smoking ganj back to this Puck

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Speaker 1: Satani Phil character. Somebody was the social media people over

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Speaker 1: the weekend. I think they were, as my buddy Todd

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Speaker 1: once accidentally said, I think they were smoking Kwief over

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Speaker 1: the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Josh, did he mean that or is that a joke?

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Speaker 1: I love that story. My old buddy Todd, hard drinking,

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Speaker 1: hard living some bitch. That's how this is how Todd talks.

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Speaker 1: Right here, He's a he's a former iron worker. Todd

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Speaker 1: got a mustache.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's intimidating.

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Speaker 1: Drink's a case of Budweiser every day.

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Speaker 8: Uh sounds cool.

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Speaker 1: He is pretty cool when he was younger, you know,

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Speaker 1: he just he would drink himself bananas right and in

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Speaker 1: the morning he'd get right into the coffee, a lot

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Speaker 1: of coffee, cigarettes and coffee. He would get him going

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Speaker 1: right because he'd be so brutally hungover. So we'd get

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Speaker 1: into cigarettes and coffee right away, and every minute that

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Speaker 1: went by, he'd be talking even faster, faster and faster

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Speaker 1: and faster from the caffeine and the nick dee. And

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Speaker 1: one morning we're all sitting together up Josh, you're headed

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Speaker 1: to this neighborhood over the weekend. We were up on

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Speaker 1: Round Lake nice, Yeah, and Todd's sitting there. He'd liked

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Speaker 1: to be the center of attention. And we're all sitting

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Speaker 1: in a circle in the morning, everyone hungover, and Todd's

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Speaker 1: telling stories, and he's talking stories about smoking pot when

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Speaker 1: he was a kid. And the problem was he gets

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Speaker 1: to talking so fast that words start to get mangled.

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Speaker 1: So he says this one morning, Yeah, back in high school,

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Speaker 1: we were sitting around smoking quef and my buddy Donnie

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Speaker 1: walks up to me and everyone said, hang on second,

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Speaker 1: roll that did you did you just say you were

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Speaker 1: smoking queif?

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Speaker 2: I bet you could bond queif we were sitting.

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Speaker 1: Around it, we were smoking, smoking quif he meant to

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Speaker 1: say geef, that's great, but it came.

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Speaker 2: So it wasn't. Actually it wasn't because I got a

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Speaker 2: had no idea.

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Speaker 1: No, Tod just talked too fast. He got too excited,

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Speaker 1: too many cigarettes, too much coffee.

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Speaker 2: I think that's part of his intimidation.

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Speaker 1: You remember Todd.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we went to a couple of edgefests with Todd.

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Speaker 1: Was he there, Yeah, I don't recall.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I first met him. He always seemed well.

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Speaker 1: The times I'm totally out of his mind.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna say that, but angry. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he always And the way you described the way he

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Speaker 2: talked is exactly how I remember him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was out of his mind. I saw him

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Speaker 1: a few months ago for the first time years. Nothing's

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Speaker 1: changed anyway. I think over the weekend a lot of

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Speaker 1: the social media people were high because they came up

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Speaker 1: with this. Now, I think, knowing that we were on

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Speaker 1: the verge of groundhog Day or ground Hog's Day, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure which is the legit way to say it.

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Speaker 1: The social media people came up with a random poll

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Speaker 1: which holiday character would win if they all cut loose

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Speaker 1: into a free for all fight to the death.

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Speaker 2: If Crampis counts, that's who My money's Oh yeah, a

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Speaker 2: good one. I mean I think Crampus should count.

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Speaker 1: Wow. See no one here said Dick Tracy about Crampis.

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Speaker 2: They're all on quef, A lot of the young people

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Speaker 2: on smoking quief.

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Speaker 1: I you could have let me sit here for ten

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Speaker 1: twelve hours. I wouldn't have come up with Crampis. That's brilliant.

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Speaker 1: And Josh, Crampis is some kind of a Swedish killer

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Speaker 1: bear that eats children and things like that. Am I

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Speaker 1: close trying to remember the story of Crampis, you're in

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Speaker 1: the wheelhouse. I never want to come up with that.

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Speaker 1: So again, which Holiday character would win if they all

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Speaker 1: took part in a free for all fight to the death?

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Speaker 1: Feel free to throw yours our way if you have

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Speaker 1: an idea six fine ninety three ninety three, that's our

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Speaker 1: luthor Bloomington, Kia text line.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't the Leprechaun from South Park kind of a Dick

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Speaker 2: Imagination episode?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't that long ago. I watched the

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Speaker 1: imagination Land episode I don't remember the Leprechaun. A leprechaun

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Speaker 1: or the Leprechaun is mentioned in here. The number one

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Speaker 7: Well, if you listen on one Weird Al song the

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Speaker 7: night Sand went crazy, he uh, he got some guns

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Speaker 7: out and he barbecued, blitz in and he did all

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Speaker 2: So that's right he did, didn't he?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he did, so he.

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Speaker 7: If you listen to weird Al, which you should, and

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Speaker 7: you believe in weird Al, which you should, you should

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Speaker 7: know that Sand's got an insight to him.

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Speaker 6: He can get a little pissed off at times.

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Speaker 2: Oh here's a good one of holiday.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: You know folks that would win in a fight, Jesus Turkey.

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Speaker 2: But McGee says, Jesus, Yeah, he is all powerful. I

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Speaker 2: bet he could make some stuff happen if he wanted to.

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Speaker 1: We're counting Jesus Christ into this.

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Speaker 2: Why Wow?

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Speaker 1: Where and when's he gonna make that return?

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Speaker 2: He's been talking about it for a while.

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Speaker 1: Jesus crime, and he'd talk about milking and I'm.

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Speaker 2: Kidding, will he won't he? We've been dealing with this

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Speaker 2: for over two thousand years.

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Speaker 1: Two thousand, he says, all right, Santa Claus, Okay, the

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Speaker 1: character that you explained from the weird al song sounds terrifying,

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Speaker 1: but regular Santa, Yeah.

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Speaker 9: He's just like a fat jolly man. I was thinking

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Speaker 9: like the Easter Bunny, mostly because I have like a

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Speaker 9: bunch of creepy pictures from when I was a child

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Speaker 9: or my mom took me to see the Easter Bunny

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Speaker 9: and that thing looked terrifying, the mall Easter Bunny, oh

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Speaker 9: watching it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I have some photos of me back in the

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Speaker 7: day too, actually where it's just creepy as all hell.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, like those eyes, something about the eyes.

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Speaker 1: There was really no way to stuff a human being

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Speaker 1: in a bunny costume and make it look anything other

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Speaker 1: than terrifying, right, Yeah, for all of us.

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Speaker 2: Like Nick, we don't have photos when we were kids,

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Speaker 2: but I do remember going to see the Easter Bunny

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Speaker 2: at Southdale, That's where they take us to see all

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Speaker 2: the holiday festivities, right, and I remember him smelling like

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Speaker 2: a hobo and yeah, not being in much of a

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Speaker 8: Do they still do that whole Easter Bunny.

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Speaker 6: Then cheap whiskey on his breath?

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Speaker 1: Probably?

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Speaker 2: I don't know A good question.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I haven't seen it.

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Speaker 1: Christ Almighty. When we used to go see our grandparents

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Speaker 1: when we were little kids, some grown person in my

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Speaker 1: grandma and grandpa's hometown, some grown person on Easter Sunday

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Speaker 1: would put on a bunny costume and hop down the sidewalk.

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Speaker 1: And as a little kid, that was thrilling, right because

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Speaker 1: we pull into town and my dad would say, well,

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Speaker 1: there are the sum bitches right there, and we as

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Speaker 1: kids will be like, oh my god, the eighth their buddy.

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Speaker 1: Do you think he knows that we're driving into town?

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Speaker 1: But as an adult, I think, who the hell was

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I completely blocked this out of my memory. But

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Speaker 9: after it was like the year COVID, So I think

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Speaker 9: that's why I never brought it up. I was living

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Speaker 9: in Bayport and the same thing happened. There was just

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Speaker 9: like a grown man in an Easter bunny costume walking

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Speaker 9: around the neighborhood, and I thought, that guy is a

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Speaker 9: serial killing.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna die in Yeah, community service.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he isn't funny g p is p Jesus says

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Speaker 2: the easy answer for holiday character tough guy John McLean. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that is a holiday character.

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Speaker 1: Isn't he See That's the thing is, we could go

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Speaker 1: in so many different directions here. Now we'd have to

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Speaker 1: settle in and have an argument over who's a holiday

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Speaker 1: character and who is not. That I don't think any

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Speaker 1: must care enough to do that. So Americans were asked

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Speaker 1: which holiday character would win in a fight to the

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Speaker 1: death if they all went at it at once. The

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Speaker 1: majority of people went with Santa Claus Chris Kringle.

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Speaker 6: So, since I mentioned that weird al song, I pulled

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Speaker 6: the lyrics.

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Speaker 7: I just want to read a little passage from the

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Speaker 7: book of weird al Well.

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Speaker 6: The workshop is gone now.

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Speaker 7: He decided to vomit everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid

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Speaker 7: and Comet. And he tied up his helpers and held

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Speaker 7: the elves hostage, and he ground up poor Rudolph into

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Speaker 7: reindeer sausage.

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Speaker 1: Weird al Is is immortal.

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Speaker 6: You got darkened that one in a very funny way.

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Speaker 1: You're right. A lot of folks say that Cupid, who

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Speaker 1: comes from Valentine's Day, he would win this all out

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Speaker 1: holiday character fight to the death. I'm guessing because he's armed.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he comes equipped.

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Speaker 2: He's good at archery. Somebody text in and said Cupid

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Speaker 2: would be a good one because love makes you do

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Speaker 2: crazy things. Sure mm hmm, I love Cupid.

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Speaker 8: That's so adorable.

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Speaker 2: He's pretty cute.

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Speaker 8: That's how he gets you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he lows the into a like a sense of

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Speaker 1: It's an adult diaper because he he's very sick. You

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Speaker 1: He represents I'll get there Sat Patrick's Day. I don't

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Speaker 1: Eighty six it was.

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Speaker 8: Called One Step Away, No.

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Speaker 8: Why does make it jewelry?

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Speaker 1: See? Someone texted in and said the Grim Reaper? He

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Speaker 1: doesn't Does he represent a holiday? Is that Halloween?

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Speaker 8: Halloween?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Does he represent Halloween?

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Speaker 2: I guess I've seen people dressed as the Grim Reaper

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Speaker 2: there's a ton there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Others went with Uncle Sam.

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Speaker 2: Uncle Sam. He's a badass.

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Speaker 1: Who he's straight out of Independence Day, Tom Turkey for Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: I'm not terribly afraid.

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Speaker 2: To choke on a wishbone or something.

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Speaker 1: I'm not terribly afraid of a turkey. Father Time.

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Speaker 2: You can't beat father Time.

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Speaker 8: I'm kind of afraid of just the turkeys in general.

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Speaker 9: They gotta freak me out when they're out and about

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Speaker 1: No one wants to, you know, like walk up and

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Speaker 1: throw a twenty down and bet on it to win

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Speaker 1: a brawl me.

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Speaker 8: Versus the turkey, or the turkey versus.

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Speaker 1: Other any fight that you can come up with.

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Speaker 8: The answer is I would give up, I would lay down.

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Speaker 7: I can see why punks of Tony Phil might be

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Speaker 2: Don't wake Dana.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're talking holiday characters. I got a I

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Speaker 1: got one for you. I know my pick. If we're

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Speaker 1: talking holiday characters, how about the dude who plays along

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Speaker 1: with No Nut November.

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Speaker 2: We've done that before.

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Speaker 1: I bet that poor bastard is dangerous. Yeah right, yeah, once.

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Speaker 2: You approach December, it's trouble.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he hasn't.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't torn one off in weeks. You don't.

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Speaker 6: You don't look at that guy the wrong way in public.

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Speaker 2: You gotta get the poison out.

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Speaker 1: The dude who's playing along with No Nut November takes

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Speaker 2: I haven't heard people talk about that no one.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm kind of glad that thing died down a

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Speaker 2: Or National Masturbation Monk, which is coming up. I think

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Speaker 2: that's in May.

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Speaker 6: Oh, is it?

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Speaker 10: I think?

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Speaker 6: So let's all celebrate together early. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Right, now, there you go. That's the conversation that was

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Speaker 2: That's good. I was having a bad morning and now

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Speaker 2: it's changed. Or I thought today was l Pastor eve.

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Speaker 2: I thought chicken l Pastor at Chipotle was coming back tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Turns out that's not until the tent. I was looking forward.

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Speaker 2: I was texting people last week.

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Speaker 1: I didn't understand a word you said. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of heart behind what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: You know it is it's passionate about Chipotle a week away? Now,

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Speaker 2: I know, not cool?

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Speaker 1: Tell me about this.

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Speaker 2: So it's like, you know, a limited menu item. They

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Speaker 2: tease us with it just for a short amount.

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Speaker 1: Of time over there at Chipotle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm a fan.

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Speaker 7: They bring it back kind of like they do the

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Speaker 6: It's come when it comes back.

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Speaker 2: And I got a couple of buddies who feel the

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Speaker 2: same as me, and I told them, Dude, this week

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Speaker 2: we got to hit up Chipotle at least once. And

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Speaker 2: then I looked it up today and I was off,

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Speaker 2: it's till the tenth.

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Speaker 7: Well, maybe you go there today and you kind of

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Speaker 2: Why do not to talk about holiday characters who could

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you're just waiting in line like, oh, no, go ahead,

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Speaker 9: I've got days here.

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Speaker 2: I like flavored chicken, but I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know, I've never never heard of this movement.

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Speaker 2: The l pastor chicken. Well, you got to be in

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Speaker 7: Reminds me of Chris Griffin when he's showing Stewie like

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Speaker 7: his very detailed porn stash and he goes, yeah, people

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Speaker 7: that right, I remember that, goes I'm kind of weird

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Speaker 7: it out that you keep calling it the community.

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Speaker 2: That What was the line both of us like nicked

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Speaker 2: something about the Eiffel top. I can't remember what it

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Speaker 2: he's like masturbating or something like that in there. It

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Speaker 2: was not too long ago. Is maybe last season they

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's killing me. You brought it up before too, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't call dang it. I like the Anne hash joke.

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Speaker 2: That's a great joke.

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Speaker 1: But didn't she die terribly or something? Oh yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: I forgot about that anyway.

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Speaker 2: They made the joke first though, Yes, they did.

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Speaker 1: Oh, there you go. So you're saying that you were

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Speaker 1: waiting on some Chipotle sandwich. You thought it was going

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought I was looking forward to it. I thought, sorry,

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Speaker 2: I thought today was al Pastor Eve.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 8: Not What was the point of even waking up today now?

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Speaker 2: Exactly? Ashley, just knock me out until next week.

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Speaker 7: Freeze yourself like Cartman, he was waiting for the Nintendo

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Speaker 7: Wee to come out.

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Speaker 2: Would he put himself in a coma or whatever?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: No, he went into like the into the deep woods

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Speaker 7: and froze himself so that he could didn't have to

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Speaker 2: That was a good episode.

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Speaker 11: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. What else is going on? How

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Speaker 1: was your weekend? Everybody good? It's good. I went to

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Speaker 1: the Loose the Windy City.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what'd you do up there?

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Speaker 6: We just hung out for the weekend.

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Speaker 7: We stayed at an Airbnb and uh it was actually

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Speaker 6: We saw to roll the dice.

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Speaker 7: It was in a mansion actually, it's called the Cotton Mansion,

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Speaker 7: and they kind of practition it off into different Airbnb

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: See, that's why I don't like stay I like, if

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Speaker 9: I stay in at an Airbnb, I want to be

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Speaker 6: Right, But I mean it was across the hall.

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Speaker 7: I mean, we didn't have to see each other, but

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Speaker 7: this woman is she's doing a performance art here, Like

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Speaker 7: there's no way she wants everybody to know that they're

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Speaker 7: You know, she's been so loud as like a Sasha

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Speaker 1: Did it make you feel insignificant? No?

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Speaker 7: Not really, because I thought she must be faking this,

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Speaker 7: She must be doing it over the top just to

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Speaker 1: Big nuts. Jesus just texted the show and said it

448
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Speaker 1: wasn't fake. He was in.

449
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,480
Speaker 7: But no, that's the thing we realized it probably wasn't

450
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,479
Speaker 7: fake because the next morning, when we left to go

451
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 7: and get breakfast, we saw their shoes sitting outside. The

452
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 7: dude was wearing like size sixteen's like he must have

453
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Speaker 7: really had had a cooking there.

454
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Speaker 9: For dude, I would have like absolutely had to figure

455
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Speaker 9: out what they looked like. That would be my mission

456
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 9: all weekend.

457
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 8: We do these people.

458
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Speaker 7: We did regret never like kind of counter or you know,

459
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,080
Speaker 7: kind of passing them, buying the hallways, kind of get

460
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Speaker 7: a look of you know, what was going on exactly?

461
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Speaker 1: Actually right, I.

462
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Speaker 8: Just try to win.

463
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,320
Speaker 2: I can beat that. We challenge you to a bang off.

464
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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is about, Like hotels and

465
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 2: Airbnb's the good people horny they do. Maybe you're out

466
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 2: of your element element and think I'm gonna christen this place.

467
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 7: And Josh I sent you that picture of this place

468
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 7: we stayed at. The airbnb had the ultimate cup chair.

469
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Speaker 7: I'm like anything I've ever seen before that was definitely

470
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 7: a that was absolutely a cup chair. So they had

471
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Speaker 7: a jacuzzi in the unit. It kind of like similar

472
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:11,159
Speaker 7: to the jacuzzis in Turtle Lake or Turtle Island where

473
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 7: you guys had your infamous.

474
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Speaker 6: Hot tub pot luck party. You remember that.

475
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, the nice little turtle, Yeah turtlea like yeah, huhuh.

476
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: A jacuzzie in the room.

477
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 7: And then right directly facing the jacuzzi was just this

478
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 7: one person leather bound chair where you could just looking

479
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 7: directly at the jacuzzi.

480
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Speaker 2: It was creepy, it was It made no sense why

481
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Speaker 2: it was sitting in there.

482
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Speaker 8: I know it makes sense.

483
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 2: Because it was a cup chair.

484
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Speaker 1: You had a good time, Yeah, it's good.

485
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 7: It's always a good time with thanks for the rocks

486
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 7: stand rocks. Yeah, we were shopping around. We saw that

487
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 7: they had some aggos you could fill up in a

488
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 7: little baggy, and we thought Ashley, so we got some maggots.

489
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Speaker 8: That is one of my favorite places.

490
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Speaker 2: All right, Nick, more anxiety than here. Jesus said the

491
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 2: line from Chris where he gets caught masturbating, and Lois says,

492
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Speaker 2: when did you get a souvenir of the Washington Monument?

493
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Speaker 10: Oh?

494
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had the wrong monument.

495
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, boy. I haven't watched that television program

496
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 1: in a long long time.

497
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 2: I've kept it's pretty hit or missing. Yeah, it's one

498
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 2: of those shows you can tell that like Seth McFarland

499
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,439
Speaker 2: and the writers are just thinking, can you please cancel us?

500
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 8: I liked the Christmas edition one that just happened. That

501
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 8: was great.

502
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: Well, looky here, we're ready to fire up another work

503
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 1: week along with our wonderful listening audience, the brother and

504
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 1: the damn sister Hood. Thanks for joining us. I think

505
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: our next stop will be the Stupid News Report. We'll

506
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: get to that quicker than quick. We appreciate you hanging

507
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: out with us. We'll be right back on the half

508
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: ass Morning Show. Stupid News on the half assed Morning Show.

509
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh a christ, hang on to something, Josh, we got

510
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 1: a piste off snow plowed driver to deal with.

511
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's not good. Wield a lot of power.

512
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: Oh they'll A pissed off snowplow driver has the potential

513
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 1: to knock a lot of d's in the dirt if

514
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 1: you don't get a handle on the sum bitch. Luckily,

515
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 1: this year short circuited snowplow driver does not have a

516
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: route around these parts. This dude comes from Philadelphia, and

517
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: there's videos going round and round where this snowplow driver

518
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:50,239
Speaker 1: who worked for the city, he deliberately plowed piles and

519
00:24:50,320 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: piles of snow. Excuse me, he deliberately piled snow all

520
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: over parked motor vehicles after a big snowstorm had hit town.

521
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 2: That's gotta be tempting. Yeah, it does sound like it'd

522
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 2: be a blast, and it seemed like he did have

523
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Speaker 2: a blast.

524
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Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, Apparently this dude had some

525
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: kind of an emotional blow up, some type of pant wedding,

526
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 1: so he upped and pushed heavy, heavy snow from a

527
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: recent storm, pressed it up against parked cars, making sure

528
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 1: nobody was going to be able to drive those vehicles

529
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Speaker 1: out of there.

530
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Speaker 2: So listen to him as he goes. He's videotaping it,

531
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Speaker 2: or maybe it's from the dash cam. I can't remember,

532
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: but he's sounds like it's a combination of having a

533
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Speaker 2: great time and losing his mind all at once. Have

534
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 2: your car looked like this?

535
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: Just go ahead? Backing out? Is going out? I ain't

536
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: no need for you to be outside the day.

537
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Speaker 10: If I can't drive you diet.

538
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 1: Happy snow day.

539
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 9: That's half that laugh is scary.

540
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 7: Ye kind of made me think of the Heath Ledgers joker,

541
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 7: you know, just terrorizing people just because it's fun for him.

542
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 2: Did look fun?

543
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 1: This guy snapped, how.

544
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Speaker 9: Those people probably don't have to go to work. Can

545
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 9: you imagine explaining that, like, my car's buried.

546
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Speaker 8: I don't know what to tell you, Ashley.

547
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 1: What if I was visiting my favorite side piece and

548
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: her husband, her husband's do home any minute? What do

549
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: I do? Just run?

550
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, you run?

551
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: I leave my car there and just run.

552
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: You bury it further and get out of there, grab

553
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,479
Speaker 2: it right on the bus.

554
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: The evil laugh does make that audio.

555
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 9: You're right, Josh, I can't tell. It's like, Okay, he's mad. Wait, no,

556
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 9: he's happy. No, he's mad.

557
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 2: That's probably what a psychic psychotic break does.

558
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 10: Right.

559
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 2: Just you're back and forth.

560
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Speaker 1: People, the owners of these motor vehicles are out on

561
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Speaker 1: the sidewalks watching this man completely bill will by his behavior.

562
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 9: What if you were like about to get in your car.

563
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 9: This just happens right in front of you.

564
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 2: Or you're in it, you're just about to pull out?

565
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: Why? Why as you're just about to pull out, As

566
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: you're heard in the audio, dude hollers if I can't drive,

567
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: you bitches can't drive?

568
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 8: You're currently driving?

569
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what he means by that.

570
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 6: He means his own.

571
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Speaker 1: Car it's a bad mood. He's got a plow happy

572
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: snow day mother efforts. We tearing this up, he said.

573
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 1: The city of Philadelphia, where this whack bag now used

574
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: to work, Josh, they called his behavior unacceptable.

575
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would agree with that.

576
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Speaker 9: That's an okay way to go out, though at least

577
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 9: he had some fun beforehand.

578
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: That's not right.

579
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 2: Look like a blast. Well I like it first, like

580
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 2: his boss is like, hey, you know what, they're getting complaints.

581
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 2: This happened sometimes in the process of clearing the streets.

582
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 2: Sometimes there's nothing we can do, and then he's showing

583
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 2: the video. It's like, oh, oh yeah, okay, yeah, that's

584
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: a lot different than just a normal process of plowing

585
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 2: a street.

586
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 1: All right, that guy's all done. Oh we speaking of

587
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: clearing snow. And I love this bit local folks doing

588
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: a nude calendar. Someone has to help me out. Where

589
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: the hell was that one town here in Minnesota or

590
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: Wisconsin with the campground that sent us their new their news.

591
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: What happened to that calendar? I thought, I'm not sure

592
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: it used to be somebody snatched it out of our studio.

593
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 7: Like all the other porn and sex toys that get

594
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 7: stolen by other people.

595
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: If anyone can remember, uh. For the last two years,

596
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: this bar camp ground sent us their nude calendar that

597
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: they used to raise money for folks in their neighborhood

598
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: with cancer. It was so funny and so well done,

599
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: and I appreciated so much that they sent the calendars

600
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: our way so we could plug them a little bit.

601
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: I can't think of the name of the joint, darn it,

602
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,959
Speaker 1: but I do love someone will text him six nine

603
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: eight nine, go ahead, somebody.

604
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 2: Ninety three, ninety three. It was very clever how they

605
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 2: covered up the good parts.

606
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 6: Oh, I know, it was brilliant.

607
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 2: And just like the variety of body types men, women,

608
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 2: everything was hilarious.

609
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: And some foxy ladies in that Mazeppa that sounds right,

610
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: zumbro falls, that sounds right. We're gonna get there, I

611
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: know we will anyway until we get that answer. Last winter,

612
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: in a town called Lakeview, Oregon, they couldn't afford to

613
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: clear snow from the roads in that area, but rather

614
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: than make everyone pay higher taxes, community leaders found twelve

615
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: local volunteers to pose for a nude calendar, and they're

616
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: using the money from that calendar to pay plow drivers

617
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: to clear their roads. They raised thirteen grand. I don't

618
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: know if that's going to cut it. Max Place, Ah, yeah, yep,

619
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Speaker 1: Max Park Place campground in Mazeppa. Thank you. I knew

620
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: somebody would get it right. And thank you to those

621
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Speaker 1: folks again. Sorry, I forgot. Do we have pictures up

622
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: on our website of these naked people in Oregon in

623
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: the process? Okay, I don't really remember. I'm sure they

624
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean I didn't look very thoroughly at

625
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: their naked pictures, but I'm guessing they did. Like what

626
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: you describe, Josh, they have clever ways to cover up

627
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: their genitalia. Yea. You know, the gals carrying a couple

628
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: of jugs of milk. The guy has a I don't know,

629
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: rolled up newspaper in front of his Johnson or something.

630
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: One guy he's got a big piece of lumber in

631
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 2: front of his private part.

632
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: There you go, but this is a cute gibbet Ashley

633
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: holler at us when you get those pictures up on

634
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: our website. They were able to raise thirteen grand. Again,

635
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's gonna help plow their roads

636
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: for the entire winter in Lakeview, Oregon, but damn impressive.

637
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: We need money around here. Should we do a nude.

638
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 8: Calendar, I'll take the pictures.

639
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: All the monies we raise could go towards new broadcast

640
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: equipment so our listeners don't have to listen to a

641
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: scream through these Fisher Price microphones that we work with

642
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: in our garbage studios. It would benefit the quality of

643
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: the show, it.

644
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: Would, that's for sure. They keep promising they're going to

645
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: update it around here.

646
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 7: When I got to hire here about five years ago,

647
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 7: they said new equipment is on the way, so it's

648
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 7: got to be any day now.

649
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they I was just told last week it's

650
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 2: coming and something they called Q two. I'll have to

651
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 2: look up with that, mes.

652
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: It's never gonna happen. This is as good as it's

653
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: ever going to get. So the four of us would

654
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: get naked. Then we would get Shaver, Brad Ryder, see

655
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: Willie Miles, Janelle, Doctor p Doctor Andrea, Marcus Spellino, Glenn Perkins.

656
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: That makes twelve different nude models right there, one for

657
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: every month.

658
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 8: We could just.

659
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 9: Have Marcus and people would pay for it. I'm with

660
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 9: you on this, let's just only have him in that.

661
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 7: Well, no, I think he should be February because it's

662
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 7: his shortest month, and I definitely should be one where

663
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 7: there's thirty one days in the month like January that

664
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Speaker 7: you want people to so people get a couple extra

665
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 7: days with me.

666
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 6: And in my discussing naked body, well.

667
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 2: Can you take a picture when you're sleeping? You mentioned

668
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 2: you'd like to sleep naked?

669
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: I do. Andrew Deepowela might feel left out, but he'll

670
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: get over it.

671
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, guy didn't even make the Pro Bowl.

672
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 2: Maybe there could be a combo, you know, he could

673
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 2: be a part of another month with somebody else.

674
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, like an athlete's a month or something.

675
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: I mean, we've got enough characters to fill out an

676
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: entire year, an entire calendar year. What are the months

677
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: of the year again, Josh.

678
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 2: Well, there's January, February. I already lost the March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December.

679
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 2: Those are the months.

680
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: Of the year. God rest the soul of don't tell

681
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: me Meani Kevin mean.

682
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 8: Joe's pictures are up on ninety three x dot com. Now,

683
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 8: by the way, from the calendar.

684
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: The Oregon Naked Calendar, yep, Josh Q two means quarter

685
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: two of the year April to June. I don't think

686
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound right.

687
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: Oh No, have to go back to the drawing board

688
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 2: on that one. Oh nope, they're right, that's what it means.

689
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: January February.

690
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 2: Good God, that guy's so good.

691
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: March April. All right, think more about that naked calendar.

692
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: I think we could rake in some big bucks. This

693
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: next lunatic that I'm here to tell you about. Oh,

694
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: he comes from the awful Southern United States. He's up

695
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: to thirty two years old. Now. He goes by the

696
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: very interesting name of Alexander Baker Depew depewpw.

697
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 2: Never heard that name in real life. Oh actually, I

698
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 2: was thinking lop you Peppy Lopew. So that's even different.

699
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 2: So I've never heard the name period. Think about it.

700
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: So Alexander, he loves chicks, loves chicks. As a matter

701
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: of fact, there's a stripper in town that he loves.

702
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:05,919
Speaker 1: He loves her so much that he decided to buy

703
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: a bouquet of flowers and some chocolates for her.

704
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 8: That's sweet.

705
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 2: I think that's pretty creepy. You don't think that's creepy, Ashley, I.

706
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 8: Guess it depends on their relationship.

707
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure the stripper wasn't concerned at all when

708
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: she found that out that one of her customers was

709
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: showing up with chocolates and a bouquet of flowers.

710
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. Maybe they have a closeness.

711
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: We're not away. We don't.

712
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd imagine they don't.

713
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: They don't.

714
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 2: My guess is they do not.

715
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 7: I was at Hooters recently and would seem to be

716
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 7: sometime a regular showed up bearing gifts for some of

717
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 7: the waitresses in which he must get served on served

718
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 7: by on a regular cagu.

719
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 8: Depends on the edge.

720
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 2: Was this on a Sunday?

721
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 6: No, it was a Friday afternoon. Place was dead.

722
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 7: He showed up in a full suit, had a bunch

723
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 7: of gifts and was giving them to all the ladies,

724
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 7: and they seemed to know him, assuming and he was

725
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 7: some sort of regular, and it was awkward just to

726
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 7: watch from across the bar.

727
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 10: Yeah.

728
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 2: The reason I asked what Sunday is I know somebody

729
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: who worked there, And there was a dude that exactly

730
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 2: as you described, that would be the sun.

731
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 7: Every Sunday in his regular section, regular waitress Dana.

732
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 8: Did you see what the gifts were.

733
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 9: You know, not really maybe they were good, some new

734
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 9: iPhones or something.

735
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 7: But it was also like snacks too, Like He's like

736
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 7: it was like a bag of like Cheetos and stuff

737
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 7: like that.

738
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 6: It was just all just very bizarre.

739
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 8: I know, Cheetahs are your favorite, Becky.

740
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, that type of vibe.

741
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: Dude cut off his right nut and wrapped it in tinfoil.

742
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 8: It's still warm.

743
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 7: So I learned something about Hooters. I didn't realize this

744
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 7: is that I was walking out with a friend and

745
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 7: she used to work there, and there were some girls

746
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 7: walking in. They're all wearing sweatpants and sweatshirts and carrying

747
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 7: bags of you know, luggage, And I guess by policy,

748
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 7: you're not allowed to if you work there, you're not

749
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 7: allowed to wear your uniform in or wear out for

750
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 7: safety reasons. So they go in the back and they

751
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 7: change and put on their you know, the tank top

752
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 7: and the shorts.

753
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 8: That's terrifying.

754
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks.

755
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 7: I know, it did make sense when I heard it,

756
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 7: but yeah, at least Ashley, it sucks.

757
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: Alexander from the South. He bought a bouquet of flowers

758
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: and some chocolates for his favorite stripper.

759
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: Is that a good Valentine's Day gift, Ashley. Flowers and

760
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 2: chocolates that seems to be you know, the standard.

761
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 9: It all depends on what brand you know, what you're

762
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 9: working with.

763
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: It's brand specific.

764
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, if you give me a little, you know, dollar

765
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 9: box of chocolate, that might not cut it.

766
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 2: But uh, what I use gestation sticker is still on here.

767
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 9: I used to not be like a huge fan of

768
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 9: the typical kind of gifts as you would get for

769
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 9: Valentine's Day, but now I don't know, I find it endearing, Like, yeah,

770
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 9: give me the basic stuff. You're getting old like a

771
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 9: teddy bear. Some roses. That's adorable.

772
00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 2: That's what happened.

773
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 6: Can you send that exact device to my wife, Ashley?

774
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 2: Why she want you to go for it?

775
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 6: I think so?

776
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

777
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 8: Oh is it your first year married? Mm hmm, oh yeah,

778
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 8: there you have fun.

779
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: The flowers and chocolates that this Alexander dude bought for

780
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 1: his favorite stripper cost him two hundred and eighty eight

781
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: dollars in trade. Ooh, but you have to remember Alexander

782
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: is a lunatic.

783
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 8: That is some boogie flowers and chocolate.

784
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: But don't get excited. Remember he's a lunatic, the kind

785
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: of guy who thinks strippers want chocolate and flowers. He

786
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: doesn't have two hundred and eighty eight legit dollars.

787
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 8: It's probably a little camera in those flowers.

788
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: So he paid for the flowers with and the chocolates

789
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 1: with counterfeit money. The phony cash had the word replica

790
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: on them, and also printed on the bills, there was

791
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: wording that read only to be used for motion pictures. Somehow,

792
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: the florist who sold Alexander the flowers didn't notice that

793
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: right away. Eventually she did, but not right away.

794
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 9: I wouldn't expect somebody buying flowers to be using counterfeit money.

795
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 8: I don't know why.

796
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 1: I would never suspect anyone of using counterfeit money.

797
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 9: Oh really, I think when I was a server or bartender,

798
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 9: that would be really noticeable. I guess because you're dealing

799
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 9: with cash so personally, but yeah, I don't know a

800
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 9: flower gig. I wouldn't expect the criminals to be buying flowers.

801
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 2: I'm with you on that.

802
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: After he got his hands on the beautiful flowers, Alexander

803
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,760
Speaker 1: headed off to the Boom Boom room to hand deliver

804
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: them to his terrified favorite stripper. While Alexander was there,

805
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: he tried to pay a bar tab with the same

806
00:39:54,320 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: movie money. The bartender wasn't fooled. He went ahead and

807
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: called the police. Once the cops shook down Alexander, they

808
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: found four hundred dollars more phony dollars. Four hundred dollars

809
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: more of that phony money. He also had a little

810
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: little DJ powder on him and a fist full of

811
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: those meth rocks. So Alexander's off to jail and that

812
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: poor stripper can finally get a decent night's sleep.

813
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 10: Yeah.

814
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 2: I bet meth could probably get you to think that

815
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 2: a stripper's interested in you. You can buy that prop

816
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,280
Speaker 2: money pretty easily. I was googling it just now.

817
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

818
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 2: Oh you want ten thousand dollars ten bucks, that's all

819
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 2: it costs.

820
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 8: It's a great investment.

821
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 2: That's a wonderful investment.

822
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: Uh. I remember when ac DC came to town nineteen

823
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: hundred and ninety one their Razor's Edge tour. Did you

824
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: go to that show, Josh? They played two shows at

825
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: met Center.

826
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 2: Oh, I've never seen ACDC.

827
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: One of the shows, I was sitting next to Mike

828
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: Madonna anyway, Oh, so you you probably don't do you

829
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: remember this? I think it was only on the Razor's

830
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,280
Speaker 1: Edge tour where when they played the song money Talks,

831
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: they dropped from the ceiling of the arena hundreds and

832
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: thousands of dollar bills with angus young I've seen that

833
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: on the dollar bill fun and so, as a you know,

834
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: a young person, I grabbed as many as I could

835
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: out of the sky for a souvenir, and one night

836
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: I used it to tip a bartender and it was

837
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: pretty funny actually, because the dude it took him, like,

838
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, fifteen twenty seconds to say, hey, gave

839
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: him an Angus dollar for a tip.

840
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 10: Nick.

841
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 7: Only me, me, you and Rob Pager care about this.

842
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 7: But did Scott holl when he was Razor Amoon, did

843
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 7: he get the name for this finisher, the Razor's Edge

844
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 7: from that tour?

845
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 6: Do you think?

846
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because I think that Razor's Edge

847
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: move was before that tour. Okay, yeah, maybe ACDC stole

848
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: it from him.

849
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 2: If you want an Angus buck, it'll cost you eight

850
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: bucks on eBay if you want to get one of

851
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 2: those from the two This says from nineteen ninety.

852
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: Ninety Okay, ninety ninety one cost you. How much do

853
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: you get one of them off the internet? Eight bucks?

854
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: Illow this angus young and your listening the ninety three h.

855
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 2: I mean I remember seeing them just falling from the

856
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 2: guy in their music videos, you know, like live shows

857
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. I'd never seen up close. These

858
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 2: are cool. I could see why somebody at first might

859
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 2: think it was real money.

860
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,919
Speaker 1: The bartender was. He side eyed me, that's for sure,

861
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: all right. Uh boy, I don't care who you are,

862
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: nobody would want to take this money shot. At terrible

863
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: LaGuardia Airport in terrible New York City, an airplane was

864
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: a setting on the runway getting that de icing splooge

865
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: dumped all over it before takeoff. You know that operation

866
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: right now.

867
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 8: I hate when they do that.

868
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 9: I understand they have to, but I hate when that

869
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 9: announcement comes on.

870
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 8: I'm like, didn't you have planned better?

871
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: Well?

872
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 7: Terrified me as a kid the first time I was

873
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 7: on a plane they did that. I'm like, why why

874
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 7: are they hosing the airplane down? It's like the middle

875
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 7: of winter.

876
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 2: I've never maybe I've never traveled in the winter, I've

877
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 2: never had that happen.

878
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it terrified me too. Dana, and I was twenty

879
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: eight years old.

880
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 2: Why did it terrify you out of curiosity?

881
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: Because I had no idea what they were doing. It

882
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: was one of my probably only my second plane ride ever.

883
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: And we're at the airport and the dead of winter.

884
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: We're walking through the hallways and I look through the

885
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 1: winter through the winter, I look through the window and

886
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: I see massive airplane out there waiting to take off

887
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: and cruise, spraying it with something. And I asked, whoever

888
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: I was with at the time, what the hell are

889
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: they doing where they're de icing the airplane. If they

890
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: don't do that, the airplane could some of the mechanics

891
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: could freeze up while they're flying. That horrified me. Yeah,

892
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: so of course what enters my mind is, so if

893
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: these four or five jibbronis out there with the jumpsuits on,

894
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: if they don't do their job perfectly, that plane's going

895
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: to go down. And the person who was with me.

896
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 2: Said, yeah, pretty much.

897
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: So then all I'm thinking about is have those four

898
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 1: or five Jabbronis been drinking? Are they idiots? Right? And

899
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: it wasn't necessarily my airplane that was getting de iced,

900
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: It was just one that was on the runway. But

901
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: I'd never heard about that before. I had no idea.

902
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 7: Oh see, I didn't see it through the window. Oh

903
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 7: I sat through the window of the plane we were

904
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 7: sitting in. I had a window seat, and all of

905
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 7: a sudden, like it's just getting pelted with water. I

906
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 7: thought we were under attack or something.

907
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 6: I had no idea what was happening.

908
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're going down.

909
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: You know, these are things that never crossed my mind.

910
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: What they do to an airplane before it takes off,

911
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: I never cared.

912
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 2: I wonder if they do do that for every winter flight,

913
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: or is it just like certain ones after a snowfall

914
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 2: or whatever. Maybe somebody knows could let us know. I've

915
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 2: never yeah, never seen it before.

916
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 1: All right, So Lo Guardia Airport in New York City.

917
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: Airplane on the runway, the de icing is underway. Here's

918
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:13,760
Speaker 1: the deal. H somehow that de ice squeege started leaking

919
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: into the airplane.

920
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: Now that would freak me out, wondering how that could

921
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 2: possibly happen.

922
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: Some pour some bits. Just setting in his seat waiting

923
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: for the nightmare to begin, right, waiting for the airplane

924
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: to take off, got bukackied by all that de ice

925
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: juice it came pouring down upon him from the ceiling

926
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 1: of the airplane. The passenger unlucky, prick. He told the

927
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: flight crew that the plane had just finished on him.

928
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: He was okay. He did ask nicely if anyone on

929
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: the airplane could borrow him a fresh pair of pants.

930
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: He said he was looking for Ray Finkel and this

931
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: was a Delta brand airplane. If that matters at all

932
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: to you, I would think that kind of stuff would

933
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: kill you.

934
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: I would think the same thing. It could be pretty toxic.

935
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm looking at supposed to be like one hundred

936
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 7: and thirty to one hundred and eighty degrees.

937
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: Okay.

938
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 7: The stuff that they're spraying all over the airplane.

939
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 2: Does it say when they have to do it?

940
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, anytime there's precipitation or it's near freezing temperatures.

941
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 2: Okay, so even if it's just super cold. Here's the

942
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 2: pilot talking about it.

943
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 12: We had a bunch of tea, I think a lease

944
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 12: side of the aircraft, medical services or anything. I just

945
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 12: sat it get right off. Yeah, I think maybe new

946
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 12: pair of fans of Marmors out the I just worried

947
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 12: about the company. So I like that. So we want

948
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 12: to have a pick to look at it. Make sure

949
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 12: we don't have a leak.

950
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: It's our big I gotta be honest. I couldn't understand

951
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:45,959
Speaker 1: a word they were saying.

952
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 2: So the pilot's saying, we had an issue where the

953
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 2: de icing was coming through, and then they asked, is

954
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 2: everybody okay? Well one guy's going to need some new pants,

955
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: but working coming through, so maybe a maintenance takeing.

956
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,919
Speaker 1: The hell did you understand that? I don't.

957
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 2: I mean maybe because I pulled the clip.

958
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: Do you wanna do you have a friend? Uh in

959
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 1: your neighborhood and you guys walkie talkie back?

960
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you know when we were kids that started

961
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 2: with Dixie cups in a strip. Yeah, it's evolved.

962
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,720
Speaker 1: I couldn't make out a single work.

963
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 7: Kind of to me too, it kind of sounded like

964
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 7: the teachers and are the growing ups and peanuts?

965
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you must have walkie talkie experience?

966
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 2: Oh, Nick, do the growing ups in the peanuts?

967
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's been years since I've I don't mean

968
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: to put you on the spot, Oh my god.

969
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 2: But maybe we used to.

970
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: He came when I was a kid. I used to.

971
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: It's been decades.

972
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 2: That was good.

973
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: Why did they talk. That is that even close? Yeah?

974
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 4: Yeah wah.

975
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 7: If I heard that out of context, I would immediately say, oh,

976
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 7: he's doing a Peanuts thing.

977
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 8: That's so fun.

978
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 2: Sounds like you said Penis thing. Yeah, he does Penis thing.

979
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: All right. Here's uh, here's here's Jesse Ventura if he

980
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:07,919
Speaker 1: was a student in a Peanuts classroom.

981
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 4: Ah, I gotta go potty, I gotta take a world

982
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 4: class dump.

983
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 10: Wah wah wah uh wow.

984
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: Okay, here's another take. This is Jesse Ventura if he

985
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 1: was in a Peanuts classroom, only this time the teacher

986
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: is going to address him first. Okay. Wah wah wa

987
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: wa wah wah wa wa wah whah whah whah.

988
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 4: Well, I can't come up to the board right now.

989
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 4: I've got an erection. You want me to come up

990
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 4: there right now to the blackboard?

991
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: W wow? Okay, boy, I used to see him around

992
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: town all the time.

993
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 2: I've never he was at the summer Slam event we

994
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 2: went to right here.

995
00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a special guest enforcer, sorry, referee to be specific.

996
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: The press.

997
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 7: The press conference, oh that infamous press conference where a

998
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 7: stone Cold called out Nick.

999
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I don't I don't remember if he was

1000
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: at that particular event, but he was at that pay

1001
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: per view Summer Slam nineteen hundred and ninety nine.

1002
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 2: Because I was gonna say I've never seen him, that'd

1003
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 2: be the only opportunity I think i'd really been come close.

1004
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: I used to see him Timbrels games all the time.

1005
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: You must not have ever gone to Timberwolves games in

1006
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: the late nineties, Josh.

1007
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 7: Remember one time he came down from the roof or

1008
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 7: came down from the rafters on a rope.

1009
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 8: I would never ever recognize him that I was out

1010
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 8: in public.

1011
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 1: You are you serious?

1012
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's no chance.

1013
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 2: He's very I'm surprised by that.

1014
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 8: I would hear the voice and be like that kind

1015
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 8: of sounds like that voice Nick does. Then I would

1016
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:44,879
Speaker 8: move on with my life.

1017
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what. Yeah, I used to see

1018
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: him at Wolves games all the time. And one time

1019
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: me and my pal Dane were leaving a Timberwolves game

1020
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 1: and we got into one of the elevators there at

1021
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: the parking ramp or something, and the elevator doors open

1022
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: and it was just Jesse standing there and Dane and

1023
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: I rode a couple of floors down the elevator with him.

1024
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: We said nothing, But I'll just say this, either he

1025
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: had farted oh horribly before we got in, or six

1026
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: homeless people had died in that elevator three hours before

1027
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: we wrote it.

1028
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 7: Together, Dirty Mic and the boys had been in and

1029
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 7: got off the floor before you got on.

1030
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:38,240
Speaker 2: Maybe, oh, man, you know, I'd like to see him someday,

1031
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 2: just because I loved him and Predator, you know, and

1032
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 2: obviously he's a character, and the character you've done has

1033
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 2: kind of made him even more interesting to me. But

1034
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: was he cool?

1035
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: Like?

1036
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 2: Was he a nice enough guy in person?

1037
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:50,720
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

1038
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 2: Oh, you guys didn't say I to him.

1039
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: No, we didn't say a word to him in that

1040
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:54,439
Speaker 1: elevator ride.

1041
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 2: You're plugging your nose, oh I mean, And.

1042
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make too much fun of the guy.

1043
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: Every damn one of us has died, if you know

1044
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 1: what I mean, in public and then had someone walk

1045
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: up to us, or you know what I'm talking about,

1046
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: Everyone said a little gas in public and had someone

1047
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: walk up and so you.

1048
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 7: Know, yeah, I'm at once made that cash registered lady

1049
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 7: at Ikia cry because I'm so bad.

1050
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 8: That's true, Dark Time?

1051
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 2: Is she smelling Swedish meatballs all day.

1052
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 1: I know it happens everybody, Jess, But on that particular

1053
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: evening in nineteen ninety seven whatever it was, Oh my damn,

1054
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: I could not believe how bad that elevator smelled when

1055
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: we jumped on it with him.

1056
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 2: Did he have a guilty look on his face, like, oh, no,

1057
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 2: bad timing here.

1058
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: No, don't remember that? All right? What are we doing?

1059
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: What were we talking about? De icing airplanes? Yeah, Christ's sake. Anyway,

1060
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: dude sitting on an airplane, the d de icing squeege

1061
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: falls through the ceiling of the airplane, it lands on him.

1062
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: Delta airplane. People said, this doesn't happen very often, And

1063
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: this is what surprised me. They said, the de icing

1064
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: fluids are non hazardous. I would assume if there's some

1065
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: kind of fluid out there that you can spray on

1066
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: an airplane that eventually is going to go seven hundred

1067
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: and fifty miles an hour, I have no idea. Is

1068
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: that even close how fast an airplane goes? I have

1069
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: no idea. I don't know you've got some kind of

1070
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: splooge that can keep the ice off of an airplane

1071
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: that's going eight hundred miles an hour at thirty thousand feet.

1072
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,879
Speaker 1: I would imagine that's got something in it that might

1073
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 1: kill me.

1074
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 10: I'm with you.

1075
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 2: I would think somebody would just melt right in front

1076
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 2: of yah.

1077
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: But they say it's non hazardous. In the end, they

1078
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: made folks get off the airplane and go get on

1079
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: a different one, and they took off into the great

1080
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: Blue yonder a couple of hours.

1081
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 2: Now here's a guy that's going to know something. Aircraft

1082
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 2: engineer Jesus said. De icing occurs with the right temperatures, precipitation,

1083
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 2: and or when snow and ice are already on the aircraft.

1084
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: Now, freak me out. The first time I saw there,

1085
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: you go. This is pretty crooked. I guess we'll wrap

1086
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: it up here, says Here, a former flight attendant for

1087
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: a Canadian airplane company. He pretended to be a pilot

1088
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 1: and a current working flight attendant so he could get

1089
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 1: free plane rides all over the world ski He went here.

1090
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: He went there even though he had lost his flight

1091
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: attendant gig and was no longer working in the industry.

1092
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: He doctored up some fake credentials and whatnot. Whoever was

1093
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 1: checking those credentials bought the gimmick every time he went

1094
00:53:54,440 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: on hundreds of free plane rides. Cool Dallas is the

1095
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: name he goes by. He's thirty three years old from Toronto.

1096
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 1: If that matters at all to you, and he's been

1097
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 1: arrested for all that.

1098
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 2: If you like to travel, that's a really cool perk.

1099
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 2: I mean, my wife's friend, her husband works for the airlines.

1100
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 2: He's a baggage handler, and they fly all over for free.

1101
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 2: I mean sometimes we're on standby a little bit, but

1102
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 2: they can go out. I mean they went to Thailand.

1103
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 2: I don't think they paid much of anything for but

1104
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 2: there they go all over the country. Everything on.

1105
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 9: One of my friends her parents. Her dad is an

1106
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 9: international pilot, so he flies absolutely everywhere, and her mom

1107
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 9: used to be a flight attendant, so that's how they met.

1108
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 9: So adorable, but then she stopped working. She stayed home

1109
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 9: and took care of the kids, and yeah, they I

1110
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 9: mean she's been everywhere you could ever imagine.

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00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,359
Speaker 8: It's so cool.

1112
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 7: My mom worked as a flight attendant and then later

1113
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 7: on in life worked in human resources at airlines, and

1114
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 7: even in her retirement, she and my dad can still

1115
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 7: as travel for free. As long as you know, there's

1116
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 7: open seats in the plane. They can jump on any

1117
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,240
Speaker 7: plane they want, even a retirement.

1118
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know HR at the airport.

1119
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: So this guy, this guy, because his credentials said he

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Speaker 1: was still working for an airline up there in Canada,

1121
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: he was able to get his hands on tickets reserved

1122
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: for pilots and flight attendants. Once he even requested to

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00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: sit in the xtrey seat in the cockpit what they

1124
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: call the jump seat, typically reserved for off duty pilots.

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00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: Christ do you think they let him steer for a

1126
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: while they hit his wings because that's not right. So

1127
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: some folks are saying that this Dallas dude's little caper

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00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: reminded them of that old Catch me if you can

1129
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: movie starring I think it was Chris Elliott, which tells

1130
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 1: the story of Frank Abognail who pretended to be a

1131
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: pilot to make large piles of money and score with

1132
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: foxy ladies. I think that was the lead character, Chris Ellie.

1133
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was definitely Chris all without a doubt. Don't

1134
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 2: even look it up.

1135
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 1: All right, there you go.

1136
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 2: Sports on the ninety three X half assed Morning show.

1137
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: What's going on with Dreyll Miller's hair? By the way,

1138
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: is it coming off? What is happening here? It is

1139
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: all right?

1140
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 2: That was a setup, right, it had to event.

1141
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: That was a setup.

1142
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 8: Don't you think he needs some ow? Is that gorilla glue?

1143
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: If you if you have an opportunity, stop by our website,

1144
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: right Ashley yep and look for this video. A boxer

1145
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: in a meaningless heavyweight fight. A boxer got his two

1146
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: pay punched smooth off the top of his head during

1147
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 1: a match at Madison Square Garden. The boxer whose hairdoo

1148
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 1: fake Haredo, went shooting off the top of his skull

1149
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 1: when he took a punch to the yapper. The boxer

1150
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: goes by the name of Jirell Miller. He was fighting

1151
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: some other guy. It's got to be a setup because

1152
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 1: because the original, the original two pay, was so bad.

1153
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 2: It looks pretty bad that no one in their.

1154
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: Right mind would go into a game of cards, let

1155
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: alone a boxing match and expect that two pay to

1156
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: stay on top of their head. Yeah.

1157
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 7: I think it's a setup too, just because this is

1158
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 7: the first time I've heard about a boxing match that

1159
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 7: didn't involve that Paul brother for in years. You know,

1160
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 7: that's the only time you heard about boxing is if

1161
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 7: that social media guys in there in the ring fighting

1162
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 7: in the.

1163
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 2: Age of social media, you do wonder, right, what's real?

1164
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: What's right?

1165
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 2: Trying to get some attention.

1166
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 1: Oh there's another setup I'm gonna talk about later on

1167
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: in sports when Randy Shafer and Brad Ryder join us.

1168
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:55,439
Speaker 1: But I think this was just a goof the dude

1169
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: with the two pay He knew what was going to

1170
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: come off at one point or another. His opponent knew

1171
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: it was gonna come off at one point or another.

1172
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 1: They wanted to be on YouTube.

1173
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 2: He mentioned he's a comedian.

1174
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: He says he's a funny He says, I'm a funny guy.

1175
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 1: I like to have laughs. He says.

1176
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 2: It's a little tough to hear, but he's so funny

1177
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 2: that I'll get some.

1178
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 9: My mama house and I she had some shampool bottles

1179
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 9: on the table and I shampooed it like a moonium bleach.

1180
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 1: I ve lost my hair like two days ago, so

1181
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: I called the Master was doing a man. It was

1182
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: all real clear as.

1183
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 10: Before.

1184
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 2: Man, it's a funny man.

1185
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: It says I'm a comedian.

1186
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 2: He's a comedian.

1187
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: If you couldn't follow what he was saying he claimed

1188
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: he went to his grandmama house.

1189
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 12: And m.

1190
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 2: Ahead, Jock, I'm gonna reach in there and grab it.

1191
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: He said he went to his grand mama house and

1192
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: he washed his hair, but he accidentally washed it with

1193
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: ammonia bleach instead of shampoo, and all of his hair

1194
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: fell out.

1195
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 8: This is all a bit, yeah, because how in the

1196
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 8: world would you ever do that.

1197
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: It's a funny video when the hairdoo comes off.

1198
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny.

1199
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 8: H oh.

1201
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: By the way, we were talking about Chris Elliot's movie

1202
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 1: Catch Me If you Can, where he plays something a

1203
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: big nail and he's robbing everybody. Catch Me if you Can.

1204
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: A listener texted Didn't to say, if you love Catch

1205
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: Me if you Can starring Chris Elliott, you'd love him

1206
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 1: in Django Unchain. Oh.

1207
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 2: He was great in that, Yeah, one of his best performances.

1208
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 2: I also really enjoyed him in Titanic. I thought he

1209
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 2: was pretty good in that movie too.

1210
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 6: It's just a handsome man, that's for sure.

1211
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: Golden Gopher basketball loss yesterday. Heartbreaker Pigs play tonight at

1212
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: home against le Abbitant. Timberwolves play tonight on the road

1213
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: against the Memphis Grizzlies, Randy Shaver, Brad Ryder coming up

1214
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: in a half hour. More news with Josh here in

1215
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: a few minutes.

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Speaker 13: In the sixties, I made love to many, many women,

1217
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 13: often outdoors in the mud and the rain, and it's

1218
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 13: possible a man slipped in would be no way of knowing.

1219
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 10: The ninety three x half ass morning.

1220
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: Sh ninety screen.

1221
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 14: I met when she was eighteen years of age, and

1222
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 14: then all these years later, she has been the greatest,

1223
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 14: most brilliant, kindest, sweetest angel that any of us worked

1224
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 14: with each other.

1225
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: So he.

1226
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 2: Just hours after the announcement of actress Catherine O'Hara's death,

1227
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 2: comedian Steve Martin and Martin short Nitor during their show

1228
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 2: Friday Night. Born and raised in Toronto as the sixth

1229
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 2: of seven children, O'Hara began her comedy career at Second

1230
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 2: City in the nineteen seventies. She famously played McCauley Culkin's

1231
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 2: mother in the first two Home Alone films, starred in

1232
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 2: the mockumentaries Best in Show and a Mighty Wind, cult

1233
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 2: favorites like Beetlejuice and its sequel, and appeared in eighty

1234
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 2: episodes of Shit's Creek with her most recent project, the

1235
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 2: Apple TV Plus series The Studio Opposite seth Rogen.

1236
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 8: I will live with you in this hellhole, but I

1237
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 8: must express myself.

1238
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 7: If you don't let me got out this house and

1239
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 7: make it my.

1240
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 8: Own, I will go and say and I.

1241
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 7: Will take you with me.

1242
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: Oh.

1243
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 2: Next step is to fold in the cheese.

1244
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 10: What does that mean? What is fold in the cheese mean?

1245
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 10: He folds it in?

1246
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 2: I understand that, But how how.

1247
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 10: Do you fold it? You just that's what you do.

1248
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: You just fold it in.

1249
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 10: Okay, I don't know how.

1250
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 8: To fold broken cheese like that.

1251
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 15: Oh good, No, I see bubbles.

1252
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 9: I don't even know the name because I don't want

1253
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 9: to know something cardia and versa and then dexter cardia

1254
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 9: and something in versa.

1255
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 8: People are gonna think I'm so ignorant not to know this,

1256
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 8: but I kind of don't want to know.

1257
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 2: Catherine O'Hara died at her home in Los Angeles following

1258
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 2: a brief illness at the age of seventy one. She's

1259
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 2: talking about a condition where her organs are essentially mirrored

1260
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 2: on the opposite side of her body.

1261
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: That was a real thing. Yeah, wow, Randy Foy, Lotties

1262
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: don't remember Randy Foyd.

1263
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 6: Do you I remember Randy Timberwolf.

1264
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 1: Played for the Timberwolves for a brief period of time.

1265
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: He had that condition. I had never heard of anyone

1266
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 1: else having that same condition.

1267
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 2: She didn't even know she had it until she was

1268
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 2: an adult. What she had no clue.

1269
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 8: That's so bizarre.

1270
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 1: I never had any kind of an X ray anyway.

1271
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: That's very interesting. Talking about Katherine O'Hara just brings me

1272
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: back to when I was a young kid. My sister

1273
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: and I would stay up all f a night when

1274
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 1: we were young kids to watch SCTV with John Candy

1275
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: and Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara, Martin Short Bob and

1276
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: Doug McKenzie. I can't think of their real names now.

1277
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:44,959
Speaker 1: Just wildly bizarre, funny, genius stuff. That's really too bad

1278
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 1: that she's gone so young. She was absolutely brilliant.

1279
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was a big surprise. It sounds like

1280
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 2: pretty much everybody just all of a sudden she wasn't

1281
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 2: doing well and then she passed at the age of

1282
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 2: seventy one.

1283
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 1: Did you, guys ever, did you dial into SCTV Josh

1284
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 1: when you were a kid.

1285
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 2: I did, because I have a buddy who was obsessed

1286
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 2: with it. I remember him showing this was in high school.

1287
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 2: I didn't even know about it until high school, and

1288
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 2: he used to watch it all the time.

1289
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: God, no, I can't think of some of the great

1290
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 1: characters that they had. I mean, Bob and Doug mackenzie

1291
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 1: were the two that gained maybe the most notoriety from SCTV.

1292
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: But it was just it was just hilarious stuff and

1293
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 1: as a you know, nine, ten year old kid, it

1294
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 1: was quite eye opening.

1295
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 2: The news comes amid another loss in the entertainment world.

1296
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 2: Demand Wilson, best known as Lamont Sandford and the groundbreaking

1297
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,919
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy sitcom Sandford and Son opposite on screen father

1298
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 2: Red Fox. He died Friday his Palm Springs area home

1299
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 2: from cancer related complications.

1300
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 5: I was reading the Baby the other day, wife dies.

1301
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 5: The mate follows, Hey, pop, now you know mama's been

1302
01:03:54,840 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 5: dead for twenty three years. Well it takes a little longer,

1303
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 5: And truth, I'm surprised I've been around as long with

1304
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 5: his heart, Yeah, me too.

1305
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 2: During his life, he balanced careers as an actor and

1306
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 2: a minister, and authored several books as well.

1307
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 1: He was not the big dummy that his dad painted

1308
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 1: him out to be.

1309
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 2: I agree, I totally agree.

1310
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: His television dad at least. Yeah, this one really saddens

1311
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 1: me as well. I loved them on Wilson. He was

1312
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: such a terrific straight man to Red Fox and Sanford

1313
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:38,040
Speaker 1: AND's son, come on, so friggin funny.

1314
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 2: At the time of his passing, Wilson was seventy nine.

1315
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 2: In Indiana, man briefly pioneered a bold new home renovation

1316
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 2: technique by employing an aggressively enthusiastic, yell, yet ill advised

1317
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 2: plumbing solution. The forty nine year old narrowly escaped injury

1318
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 2: after using a blowtorch to thaw active gas lines while

1319
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 2: doing a favor for his brother, inadvertently setting the home

1320
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 2: on fire while he was blissfully unaware. The well meaning

1321
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 2: sibling was working inside a crawl space in the rear

1322
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 2: of his brother's home when the family noticed fire in

1323
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 2: the bedroom closet. Sparks from the torch found their way

1324
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,120
Speaker 2: up and opened chase and into the house. Fire officials wrote.

1325
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 2: The homeowner called nine to one to one and evacuated

1326
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 2: the premises as the fire rapidly spread. He told emergency

1327
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 2: services he was uncertain if his brother had exited the

1328
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:31,920
Speaker 2: crawl space, and they feared the worst. Firefighters launched an

1329
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 2: aggressive attack on the blaze while simultaneously searching for the

1330
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 2: man below, who the family assumed had perished in a

1331
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 2: brobacue despite the raging fire. When rescuers found him, the

1332
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 2: man was completely unaware of the inferno above.

1333
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 8: Oh, he's just working away still, He.

1334
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: Was just going at it.

1335
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 2: He refused to leave the space at first, demanding they

1336
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 2: let him continue his work. Eventually they successfully extracted him,

1337
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 2: somehow unharmed. The brother in the crawl space that he

1338
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,200
Speaker 2: was thought the pipes at his brother's request. Technically, the

1339
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 2: pipes did thaw, though they took down the house as well.

1340
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 8: Hey man, the houses on fire. We're gonna need you

1341
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 8: to get out of their hold on.

1342
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm in the zone, bro one more minute.

1343
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 1: I almost got this with an open flame.

1344
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently.

1345
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 16: So.

1346
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 2: The story is pretty tough to stomach and so unbelievably

1347
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 2: sordid and stupid. You're gonna have to ready a barf

1348
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 2: bag just to morn you and then activate the emergency puke.

1349
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 1: Protocol as well. I'm looking forward to this one.

1350
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 2: A twisted teaching assistant at a junior high school in

1351
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 2: New York showed photos of her private parts to three

1352
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 2: teen girls and played them a raunchy sex video of herself.

1353
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 1: Oh.

1354
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 2: The pair of professionals. Revolting conduct happened during a girl's

1355
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 2: empowerment movement meeting in Brooklyn and only came to light

1356
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 2: because a seventh grader at the school was caught showing

1357
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 2: snaps of the masturbating woman to other boys in a

1358
01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:00,000
Speaker 2: locker room. I'll be damned and the student that showed

1359
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,520
Speaker 2: off the woman's photos, you're not going to like this

1360
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 2: is the woman's son. When the boys reported his behavior

1361
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,520
Speaker 2: to school officials, one of the girls who had seen

1362
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 2: the mom's X rated images was present and blurted out

1363
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 2: like mother, like son. That led school officials to dig

1364
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 2: deeper into the forty one year old's disgusting behavior. The

1365
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 2: girls recalled that while body dysmorphia was being discussed during

1366
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:27,600
Speaker 2: a girl's empowerment movement meeting, the instructor assured the group

1367
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 2: it's normal for females to have one breast larger than

1368
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 2: the other, and then flashed her topless picks.

1369
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 1: As proof she did.

1370
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,959
Speaker 8: Huh, well, she was on the right track.

1371
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 2: The girls were called to investigators that her nipples were

1372
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 2: pierced what and there was a greenish tattoo on one

1373
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 2: of them in the shape of a star out diamond.

1374
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,520
Speaker 1: The report said.

1375
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 2: During the meeting, one of the students told the teacher

1376
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 2: that she once cut class and went home to have

1377
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 2: sex with another student, and that act was filmed. She

1378
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,480
Speaker 2: then told the girl not to be embarrassed because she

1379
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:01,920
Speaker 2: too had her own sex tape, and then proved it

1380
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 2: by sharing it with the students. During the investigation, even

1381
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:10,479
Speaker 2: two school staffers told investigators she showed them the same

1382
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 2: photos and video.

1383
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 8: She just wants everybody to see.

1384
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 2: She's an educator, Ashley, That's all this is.

1385
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 7: She's proud of her work.

1386
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,600
Speaker 2: Her son is showing off nudes of mom and then

1387
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 2: videos of her masturbating. That is not right.

1388
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,599
Speaker 8: Oh he needs serious, serious help.

1389
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 2: You're not kidding.

1390
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: I'll be dipped.

1391
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 2: For her part, she denied displaying the nude pics or

1392
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:33,200
Speaker 2: a sex video to students. She claimed she was ratted

1393
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 2: out by the three girls as payback for catching them

1394
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 2: high on edibles, although police were wondering how they were

1395
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,599
Speaker 2: able to describe so well her body if she didn't

1396
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 2: show any of those photos. On the topic of nipples,

1397
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 2: here's a stat we can broadcast on the areola. Approximately

1398
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 2: one out of every eighteen people has a third nipple,

1399
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 2: which seems like a lot.

1400
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, that does seem like a lot.

1401
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:59,439
Speaker 2: But some of them are small and just look like

1402
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 2: freckle or moles.

1403
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 8: Oh that's cool. I wonder if I have a third nipple.

1404
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1405
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 6: I bet there's a lot of people listening that like

1406
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 6: to check. Ashley.

1407
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 2: I don't know what you've just done, but I bet

1408
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 2: it's not good. Here's another story where you'll want a

1409
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 2: barf bucket and a priest. A Louisiana man was hit

1410
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 2: with charges after pretending to be disabled online to lure

1411
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 2: a nanny into his home to change his diaper. Oh,

1412
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 2: you may remember this story because it's a disturbing trick.

1413
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,080
Speaker 2: He's already been busted for twice before.

1414
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 8: Yep, this guy.

1415
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's still at it. It all sounds very familiar.

1416
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 2: I think when we talked about it the second time,

1417
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 2: we all agreed that he's never gonna stop. And that's

1418
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 2: the case here. He was previously arrested for pulling the

1419
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:44,599
Speaker 2: same disgusting diaper depravity in twenty nineteen and twenty twenty one.

1420
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,559
Speaker 1: Well, I guess the good news is, as far as

1421
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 1: we know, he's the only one doing this.

1422
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,200
Speaker 2: It does seem like, right, it's this guy. Yeah, he's

1423
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:55,919
Speaker 2: the leader. Thirty five year old Rutledge Dais was arrested

1424
01:09:56,240 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 2: Rutledge Thursday after using an online nanny service to quest

1425
01:10:00,479 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 2: help caring for someone with special needs in order to

1426
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 2: coax the worker to his home, but when the victim

1427
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:08,559
Speaker 2: showed up, he pretended to be disabled, telling the worker

1428
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 2: they needed to carry out duties consistent with infant care,

1429
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:16,360
Speaker 2: including his diaper changes, during which he would have joshulate.

1430
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,559
Speaker 16: He prayed on an online service in college age girls

1431
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:22,839
Speaker 16: to bring them in, pretending to be a disabled adult

1432
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 16: and asking them to change his adult diaper. State Police

1433
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 16: maintains he is not disabled, does not need an adult diaper.

1434
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 16: In all of this is a scam and a way

1435
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 16: to lower in vulnerable girls to do what he wants.

1436
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:41,080
Speaker 2: Does that announcer sound like he's at gunpoint? Yeah, Well, he's.

1437
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 1: Really yelling at us as if we're arguing with him. Yeah, okay,

1438
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,439
Speaker 1: we're believing every word you say. Dude, you don't have

1439
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: to shout it at us like we were in trouble somebody.

1440
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 8: We understand, right, So that's all it took for him

1441
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 8: to get there. It was just the act of having

1442
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:55,599
Speaker 8: his diaper change.

1443
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 2: That's correct. Oh my god, that's all he needed.

1444
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 7: It's not that an episode of House once. Oh really

1445
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:03,439
Speaker 7: like being treated like a baby.

1446
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 2: He was placed on probation in twenty twenty for posting

1447
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,400
Speaker 2: fake ads online falsely claiming he was seeking home healthcare

1448
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:12,760
Speaker 2: for his eighteen year old brother, whom he described as

1449
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:17,200
Speaker 2: mentally and physically disabled. He posed as that imaginary brother,

1450
01:11:17,479 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 2: looking for more than just Huggies. When the home care

1451
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:23,640
Speaker 2: aid changed his adult diaper, he pampered her with a

1452
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:28,040
Speaker 2: mess that only orgasming males can produce. Dais was cuffed

1453
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 2: again in twenty twenty one after pretending to be a

1454
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 2: younger man with special needs undergoing alternative therapy and offered

1455
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 2: to pay a babysitter to change his diapers. Then he

1456
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:40,120
Speaker 2: attempted to persuade that victim to recruit others to care

1457
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,120
Speaker 2: for him as well, Hey, you got any friends?

1458
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 1: Why is he still getting opportunities to do this?

1459
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:46,160
Speaker 2: I don't know why he's out.

1460
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:50,520
Speaker 1: I mean shouldn't he be in the basement of an asylum.

1461
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:51,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd dank.

1462
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm with you.

1463
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 2: He's this guy's he's not gonna stop. He pleaded guilty

1464
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,120
Speaker 2: the following year and was sentenced to ten years behind bars,

1465
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 2: with nine suspended. He was released. He was ordered to

1466
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,200
Speaker 2: serve five years probation. Well, obviously he's violated that.

1467
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like Josh, He's like a West Coast party.

1468
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 2: It just don't stop.

1469
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:09,639
Speaker 1: It don't stop.

1470
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he ain't gonna stop, right. A Florida doctor was

1471
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 2: sentenced to two years in prison after he slipped a

1472
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:19,640
Speaker 2: prick into his patient's backsides using a hypodermic needle to

1473
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:23,760
Speaker 2: inject silicone oil he purchased online into their butts. Why

1474
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:26,160
Speaker 2: would he do then for cosmetic procedures?

1475
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh, I see he would buy the I

1476
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:31,519
Speaker 1: thought he was just stabbing sleeping patients in the ass

1477
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:32,680
Speaker 1: with the Okay, I.

1478
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 2: Mean, I could see the appeal, But no, it's not

1479
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 2: what he's up to. He's he's supposedly taking money for this. Yeah,

1480
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,840
Speaker 2: so he would buy it online and injected into his

1481
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:44,599
Speaker 2: patients for gluteal and buttock enhancement procedures at his office

1482
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:48,839
Speaker 2: and home. That routine became became part of how he operated,

1483
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:52,560
Speaker 2: moving between locations while continuing these same injections.

1484
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 1: Remember that Russian kid who injected his biceps.

1485
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,320
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, it looks so stupid.

1486
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:00,880
Speaker 1: And it wasn't it just it was breake fluid or

1487
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: something just horrible.

1488
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean it even looked dumb. It wasn't

1489
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 2: like you go, well, I could see why that looks

1490
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,000
Speaker 2: pretty rad. It was ridiculous.

1491
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:11,519
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, he just got some gas gas, he

1492
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,759
Speaker 1: got some oil out of his folk's garage or something,

1493
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 1: injecting motor oil or something straight into his biceps because

1494
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 1: he wanted to look yoked.

1495
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:23,120
Speaker 2: The US Food and Drug Administration has not approved injectable

1496
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:26,800
Speaker 2: silicone for body contouring or enhancement, issuing warnings to the

1497
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 2: public advising them of the illegality and the health risks

1498
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:35,480
Speaker 2: associated with those injections. Those warnings stood in direct contest contrast,

1499
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:37,760
Speaker 2: excuse me to what his patients were being told.

1500
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,400
Speaker 8: Oh, I bet those butts do not look good.

1501
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 2: You're probably right. The now former physician told his patients

1502
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 2: the substance he was injecting into their bodies was safe, natural,

1503
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 2: and would dissolve over time.

1504
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 1: He lied.

1505
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:55,400
Speaker 2: After receiving the injections, patients experienced complications such as sharp

1506
01:13:55,439 --> 01:13:59,680
Speaker 2: and severe pain, discomfort, discoloration, itchiness, burning, inflammation, soreness, and

1507
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:01,799
Speaker 2: hardness in the ejection areas.

1508
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 1: But they agreed to this.

1509
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 2: They did agree. And I'm wondering if his house maybe

1510
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 2: they got a discount. I'm trying to think why you

1511
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 2: would ever go to somebody's home for a procedure like this.

1512
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,559
Speaker 1: Is there anything in the story to where it tells

1513
01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: you that these people were aware that this guy wasn't

1514
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 1: exactly on the up and up.

1515
01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 2: Well no, I mean apparently he told them he was

1516
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 2: a physician, and he said, no, all this is safe,

1517
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:26,519
Speaker 2: it's good, you know, don't worry about it, and they

1518
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 2: bought it. He eventually was busted after offering the injections

1519
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:33,240
Speaker 2: to an undercover law enforcement agent and was sentenced in

1520
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 2: violation of the Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act.

1521
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:41,960
Speaker 1: People are still looking for that for that bigger butt.

1522
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:44,599
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've never been happy with my ass.

1523
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:48,560
Speaker 2: Would you ever want to alter it cosmetically?

1524
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:48,800
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1525
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 1: Safe? Yeah?

1526
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:51,920
Speaker 2: I like the way you are right now.

1527
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,559
Speaker 1: But I mean I got a trucker butt.

1528
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,439
Speaker 2: Sure, that's on a contour back there. Like people like

1529
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,280
Speaker 2: the hockey butt, right, you can kind of rest just

1530
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,679
Speaker 2: put a like a drink on top of a hockey.

1531
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 8: Players a quarter off of it.

1532
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:05,599
Speaker 1: Never been happy with my ass.

1533
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 2: I'm surprised to hear you you should love yourself to.

1534
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, you hear some squats or something. I don't know,

1535
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:13,519
Speaker 9: step more carbs.

1536
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, of course, I couldn't possibly care less. I

1537
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:19,720
Speaker 1: just wanted to say that out loud. Yeah, I've heard

1538
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,000
Speaker 1: people say that where I have heard women say that before.

1539
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:27,479
Speaker 1: I've never been happy with my ass. No, I'm very gassy.

1540
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 2: Tonight on CBS Super Bowl Greatest Commercials, Hall of Fame Countdown.

1541
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:38,920
Speaker 8: Oh wow, they really got nothing else going on.

1542
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:41,680
Speaker 2: I watched the first one. Wait, you know, whenever they

1543
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:44,599
Speaker 2: first when I really enjoyed watching those commercials. But now

1544
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 2: it's like there's no points online. Yeah, British boy. British

1545
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 2: actress Gemma Archerton, who short circuited Nick when we tried

1546
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 2: to interview her many many years ago, is forty.

1547
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:58,839
Speaker 1: She's only forty.

1548
01:15:59,000 --> 01:15:59,160
Speaker 14: I know.

1549
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:05,800
Speaker 1: I would have thought, well, that can't be right. When

1550
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 1: we talked to her then, she was probably twenty years old.

1551
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:10,160
Speaker 2: Well, let me double check.

1552
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 1: Maybe there's no way she's forty years old. I bet

1553
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:17,919
Speaker 1: she's around my age, forty f me running sideways.

1554
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:18,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's forty.

1555
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:25,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you what the name of the movie was,

1556
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:27,600
Speaker 1: but I saw her in a movie. I mean, just

1557
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:31,720
Speaker 1: outrageously sexy, this gal.

1558
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:35,599
Speaker 2: I've never heard you like that before, outside of maybe

1559
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:38,320
Speaker 2: when we met David Coverdale of White Snake, where words

1560
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:39,519
Speaker 2: didn't work for either of us.

1561
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,679
Speaker 1: We interviewed this gal many many many years ago.

1562
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,639
Speaker 2: And this might have been for like Handle and Gretel

1563
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:46,600
Speaker 2: when I have.

1564
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:50,559
Speaker 1: No idea, but she was so sexy over the telephone.

1565
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:52,639
Speaker 1: And then I looked her up while we were talking

1566
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,000
Speaker 1: to her. Because I did zero research for this interview.

1567
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,479
Speaker 1: I had never heard of Gemma Arterton until we had

1568
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:02,639
Speaker 1: her on the telephone, and I was just lost. My day,

1569
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:05,599
Speaker 1: my month was shot when I got a look at

1570
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,120
Speaker 1: her and heard what she heard, how she sounded on

1571
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:13,400
Speaker 1: the radio. It was love, love at first sight. While

1572
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 1: I think she was a vampire maybe in a movie

1573
01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:19,320
Speaker 1: that I saw. It is a long time ago. Jemma

1574
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:23,120
Speaker 1: Arterton is only four. And don't tell Jemma Arterton that

1575
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:26,320
Speaker 1: I thought she was fifty four years old. But she

1576
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,599
Speaker 1: just her her appearance was always very mature.

1577
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:35,439
Speaker 2: So she's introduced, she gets this out, and we lost Nick.

1578
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,800
Speaker 2: It was that quick. He was gone.

1579
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,040
Speaker 8: And I understand.

1580
01:17:39,439 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 2: Shakira, whose Hips Don't Lie is forty nine. That's another

1581
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,200
Speaker 2: lady that even New York Times best selling author and

1582
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:49,639
Speaker 2: Season fourteen Dancing with the Stars champion, Donald Driver turns

1583
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:53,759
Speaker 2: forty five today. Donald Driver, Robert Delio from The Stone Temple,

1584
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:58,519
Speaker 2: Pilot sixty Lieutenant Commander Data on Star Trek, the next Generation,

1585
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:02,920
Speaker 2: Brent Spiner seventy. We've got the great pleasure to welcome

1586
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 2: writer to the Brotherhood. Congratulations to Ginger healthcare account, Jesus

1587
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:10,559
Speaker 2: and the Missus. Congratulations to the Jesus now known as

1588
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 2: meteorology technician Jesus due to a job change. Happy sixty

1589
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:18,599
Speaker 2: nine minus six minus nine great so what and minus

1590
01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:23,920
Speaker 2: six minus nine to sense nobody else will Jesus. And

1591
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:27,560
Speaker 2: Happy sixth and seventh birthday to Jill and Katie. And

1592
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:28,559
Speaker 2: that's ninety three X.

1593
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:33,040
Speaker 1: News Randy Shaver and Brad Riders on the Half Assed

1594
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:33,719
Speaker 1: Morning Show.

1595
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 10: He spent a lot of those nights.

1596
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 11: Obviously, you know you're up in these decisions. And they're uncertain,

1597
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,960
Speaker 11: and you're trying to make sure that you don't lock

1598
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:42,200
Speaker 11: yourselves into what you did and thinking that it's always right.

1599
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:44,080
Speaker 11: And so there's those nights that you wake up and

1600
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,360
Speaker 11: start at the ceiling and ask yourself. But I always

1601
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:48,680
Speaker 11: go back to the process and what we thought at

1602
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,720
Speaker 11: the time. It's easier to kind of go and be

1603
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 11: revisionists and results base, but going to really think through

1604
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,120
Speaker 11: what we had at the time, I still understand why

1605
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:58,639
Speaker 11: we did what we did. The results maybe didn't play

1606
01:18:58,680 --> 01:18:59,680
Speaker 11: out the way we wanted them to.

1607
01:19:00,439 --> 01:19:03,720
Speaker 1: Oh my damn. Let's let's get some good use out

1608
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: of Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder here. Good luck this morning? Yeah,

1609
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:08,800
Speaker 1: good morning.

1610
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,040
Speaker 15: Well you're the one in Florida on the beach.

1611
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:14,920
Speaker 10: On the beach, he said, frozen on the beach.

1612
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:19,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. People have been telling me, hey, your buddy

1613
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:22,000
Speaker 1: Randy Shaver went down to Florida, and I say, yeah,

1614
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:25,800
Speaker 1: I hope he stays there. And then they say, but

1615
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 1: you should bust his balls because it's the coldest a

1616
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,599
Speaker 1: couple of weeks in Florida since the beginning of time

1617
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, it's pretty chilly, or what

1618
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:35,559
Speaker 1: are you dealing with down.

1619
01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:38,240
Speaker 2: There frozen iguana's right. I keep reading articles about it.

1620
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:39,640
Speaker 2: Have you seen any of that?

1621
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:43,880
Speaker 10: I have not, No, But it's unusual to wake up

1622
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:48,040
Speaker 10: to frost on your car and grass in Florida. But

1623
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,040
Speaker 10: it's exactly what it is in the last three days.

1624
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:54,439
Speaker 1: So is that what happens, Josh? The iguana's freeze and

1625
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:57,560
Speaker 1: they fall from the trees. Yep, and they hit you

1626
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,439
Speaker 1: over the top of the head and smash your car.

1627
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:00,720
Speaker 1: Whin She than things like that.

1628
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:03,040
Speaker 2: Every year, this seems like they have these stories and

1629
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:06,200
Speaker 2: it must, like Randy said, it's different this year. There's

1630
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:08,439
Speaker 2: plenty of stories about. There's like a couple of ladies,

1631
01:20:08,479 --> 01:20:10,679
Speaker 2: for example, that have gone around with like garbage bags,

1632
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,120
Speaker 2: picking them up and trying to warm them up. One

1633
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:14,599
Speaker 2: ladys she eats them.

1634
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:15,280
Speaker 1: You know why.

1635
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:16,840
Speaker 8: I don't like that.

1636
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:23,599
Speaker 15: She eats them, warm them up so that they become alive,

1637
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,200
Speaker 15: and then you kill them so you can eat them.

1638
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 2: Sounds like it sounds like that.

1639
01:20:27,439 --> 01:20:31,040
Speaker 1: Randy Shaver calling in from Florida. Brad Rider here in town,

1640
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:34,280
Speaker 1: big things have cut loose with a couple of our

1641
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:38,320
Speaker 1: local ball clubs since we last spoke, Big damn things.

1642
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 1: Some high rollers in town were dumped on their asses.

1643
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:47,040
Speaker 15: Now, if you happened within like an hour or two

1644
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:49,879
Speaker 15: of each other on Friday after we got off the air.

1645
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:52,519
Speaker 1: Happened, it all happened very quickly, Brad Rider, you know

1646
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:55,799
Speaker 1: that those firings happened very quickly and out of nowhere sometimes.

1647
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I'm aware of that.

1648
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:03,720
Speaker 1: If you follow the Minnesota Vikings, it probably didn't come

1649
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 1: as a huge surprise that the team canned their general manager.

1650
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:13,680
Speaker 1: Over there. Dude goes by the name of Quacy Adofo Mensa. Uh,

1651
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:18,200
Speaker 1: he wasn't thrilling. I wasn't thrilling anybody when it came

1652
01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:21,679
Speaker 1: to drafting players. I had heard, well, we got plenty

1653
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:22,240
Speaker 1: of texts on it.

1654
01:21:22,479 --> 01:21:24,000
Speaker 2: That's why I was thinking, like Texters are going to

1655
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,240
Speaker 2: be pretty psyched on Monday.

1656
01:21:25,439 --> 01:21:25,839
Speaker 1: Psyched.

1657
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:26,120
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1658
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:29,400
Speaker 2: People were furious with his you know, sticking with JJ

1659
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,439
Speaker 2: and not being very good in the draft.

1660
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:35,479
Speaker 1: Throughout the football season, I heard all kinds of buzz that,

1661
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:40,280
Speaker 1: you know, if the team doesn't really push out something

1662
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,680
Speaker 1: special at the ass end of the year, that this

1663
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:43,759
Speaker 1: was a likelihood.

1664
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:50,360
Speaker 15: So it happened on a time was a little unusual.

1665
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,400
Speaker 15: I mean, you'd think maybe they would have done a

1666
01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:54,880
Speaker 15: couple of weeks ago instead of sending him down to

1667
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:56,679
Speaker 15: the Senior Bowl to scout.

1668
01:21:57,479 --> 01:22:00,960
Speaker 1: Well, maybe he's got a girlfriend there or something. I

1669
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,240
Speaker 1: don't know. They wanted to be nice and let him

1670
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:08,920
Speaker 1: go enjoy the Senior Bowl. So, I mean, other than

1671
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 1: his troubles drafting, obviously, it didn't help that he and

1672
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:19,560
Speaker 1: troubled head coach Kelvin o'conrad fell in lust with and

1673
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:23,640
Speaker 1: banked the ball club's future on and injury prone and

1674
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 1: completely unproven quarterback.

1675
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:28,160
Speaker 10: Well, if you read, if you believe what you read,

1676
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:35,799
Speaker 10: Kevin O'Connell was not necessarily on board with JJ McCarthy

1677
01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:40,479
Speaker 10: being the starting quarterback to start the season. Oh yeah,

1678
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:45,800
Speaker 10: he felt that he felt he wasn't quite ready. And

1679
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:50,760
Speaker 10: that's just the real problem for Quacy boils down to

1680
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:54,760
Speaker 10: the drafting. Zero Pro Bowls out of any of the

1681
01:22:55,080 --> 01:23:00,280
Speaker 10: players he drafted in the four years, zero and start time.

1682
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:06,360
Speaker 10: I was reading this weekend, I think it's the second

1683
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:11,280
Speaker 10: fewest number of starts by players drafted over the last

1684
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:14,960
Speaker 10: four years. Well, you can't, you can't. You can't build

1685
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:19,320
Speaker 10: a football program. You can't build a championship team if

1686
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:22,720
Speaker 10: you're not drafting well and getting the most out of

1687
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:27,080
Speaker 10: those picks, especially when you have team control over a

1688
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:30,160
Speaker 10: certain period of time, It just you just can't do that.

1689
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:33,120
Speaker 10: And so in order to make that up, he has

1690
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:34,720
Speaker 10: to go out and spend a ton of money in

1691
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:37,920
Speaker 10: free agency, and that's where the Vikings get themselves in

1692
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,240
Speaker 10: trouble with the salary cap.

1693
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,920
Speaker 15: Every went a little deeper on that stat that same

1694
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:45,439
Speaker 15: stat over the weekend, Randy I saw it second worst

1695
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:49,479
Speaker 15: as far as games started by players you drafted. I mean,

1696
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:52,439
Speaker 15: I know it's kind of a detailed explanation, but not

1697
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,599
Speaker 15: only is it the second worst, but it's the second

1698
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:59,000
Speaker 15: worst by quite a ways. Like that, it's not even

1699
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 15: close to the in the middle of the pack, I

1700
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:03,920
Speaker 15: think the great I mean, the Packers have the most.

1701
01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,080
Speaker 15: I think it was five hundred and sixty three games

1702
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:08,320
Speaker 15: started in that four game stretch and the Vikings had

1703
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,800
Speaker 15: one hundred and seventy two. I mean, it's when you

1704
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,880
Speaker 15: can't draft players that are capable of starting in the

1705
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:18,559
Speaker 15: league over a four year period, you're going to get fired.

1706
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:20,760
Speaker 15: I mean, especially in this league. I mean, you need

1707
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:23,680
Speaker 15: to hit on your drafts in this league because everybody's

1708
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,800
Speaker 15: got the same salary cap. So everybody's playing in theory

1709
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:29,000
Speaker 15: with the same amount of money. This isn't Major League

1710
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,519
Speaker 15: Baseball where the Dodgers could just go out and trade

1711
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:34,479
Speaker 15: their prospects and every year can compete the Yankees or

1712
01:24:34,479 --> 01:24:37,599
Speaker 15: the Red Sox. Everybody's playing with the same amount of money,

1713
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:39,920
Speaker 15: and so you've got to have a general manager, somebody

1714
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:41,680
Speaker 15: in charge that can hit on your draft picks. And

1715
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,599
Speaker 15: if you don't, this is what happens.

1716
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:46,439
Speaker 1: Here are some other comments I heard or read. I

1717
01:24:46,439 --> 01:24:50,439
Speaker 1: should say comments that I read about Quasi Adolfo Mensa

1718
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:54,960
Speaker 1: not the leader the Vikings needed. He lacked leadership skills.

1719
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:57,880
Speaker 1: He spent a lot of time in his office and

1720
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:02,760
Speaker 1: not enough time circulating among staffers. He wasn't available enough

1721
01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:08,160
Speaker 1: two coaches, to executives and two players, especially after he

1722
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:10,560
Speaker 1: had a kid or two. I read a couple of

1723
01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:13,799
Speaker 1: comments saying, once a guy had a couple of kids,

1724
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:15,759
Speaker 1: he never answered the freaking phone.

1725
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:18,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, some people are giving him crap or taking paternity leads.

1726
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:20,240
Speaker 2: Well, there's plenty articles on that.

1727
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:23,719
Speaker 15: Oh God, for that kind of stuff all comes out afterward.

1728
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:26,639
Speaker 10: To me, that's not right, that's not the reason why.

1729
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:29,560
Speaker 15: No, No, I mean, if he were hitting on his

1730
01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:32,160
Speaker 15: draft takes. People wouldn't care if he was in the office,

1731
01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:35,439
Speaker 15: you know, eighty hours a week or thirty hours a week,

1732
01:25:35,439 --> 01:25:37,559
Speaker 15: they wouldn't care. That kind of stuff comes out afterwards

1733
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,479
Speaker 15: and people are piling on. That's not the reason he

1734
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:40,000
Speaker 15: got flired.

1735
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 1: Well, they weren't saying it was the reason. They were

1736
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:44,720
Speaker 1: just saying other negative things about man.

1737
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:47,280
Speaker 10: But I agree with I agree with Brat. You wouldn't

1738
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:50,080
Speaker 10: hear about all that stuff if the Vikings had made

1739
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:53,080
Speaker 10: the playoffs the last few years, the players and the

1740
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,719
Speaker 10: players he drafted were playing.

1741
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:58,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure you're right. I'm just reading what other

1742
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:01,880
Speaker 1: people have said about He was hired four years ago,

1743
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:08,520
Speaker 1: the first NFL general manager with a background primarily in analytics.

1744
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:12,320
Speaker 1: He never played or coached football at all, right.

1745
01:26:12,479 --> 01:26:15,080
Speaker 10: Which was a red flag when he was fired. When

1746
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:16,799
Speaker 10: he was hired four years ago.

1747
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:23,000
Speaker 1: Now other information here. There was talk about an underlying

1748
01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:27,000
Speaker 1: tension in the Vikings offices. Some even called the overall

1749
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:36,439
Speaker 1: vibe ugly. But it's all over now. Rob Brazinski, Yeah

1750
01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:38,360
Speaker 1: he's great. Is he great?

1751
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:43,560
Speaker 10: Yes? Rob Razinsky is a fantastic guy. I don't know

1752
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,840
Speaker 10: if he'll end up being the general manager. He's the

1753
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:50,200
Speaker 10: one that basically runs the salary cap for the Vikings

1754
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:54,200
Speaker 10: and he's been a part of their organization since nineteen

1755
01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:56,040
Speaker 10: ninety nine. He's been around a long time.

1756
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:58,639
Speaker 1: I think I've heard you bring him up before, Randy Shaber.

1757
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:05,240
Speaker 10: He's very inteligence, he knows the league. He's very well liked. Again,

1758
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,599
Speaker 10: I don't know if he'll end up being the person

1759
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:09,360
Speaker 10: that replaces Quaycy.

1760
01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:10,720
Speaker 1: But he's handling the gig for now.

1761
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:13,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's right. He'll he'll take him through the draft

1762
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:17,240
Speaker 10: and he'll be old school. He will go through all

1763
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:17,919
Speaker 10: the scouts.

1764
01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:18,479
Speaker 1: He will.

1765
01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:22,280
Speaker 10: You know, it'll be a meeting of the minds. It

1766
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:24,800
Speaker 10: won't be something where he says, this is what we're

1767
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:27,439
Speaker 10: going to do and it's all on him.

1768
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:30,800
Speaker 1: So he's been around since nineteen hundred and ninety nine,

1769
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:33,880
Speaker 1: So he's not the new guy in the corner puke

1770
01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:37,920
Speaker 1: and his guts out. No, he's got some experience. Yes,

1771
01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:43,360
Speaker 1: Others are saying that Odolpho Mensa's biggest f up was

1772
01:27:43,439 --> 01:27:46,799
Speaker 1: that he had a chance to trade for Patriots quarterback

1773
01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:52,160
Speaker 1: Drake May, but it didn't happen. Says your last offseason,

1774
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,960
Speaker 1: the Vikings wanted to trade up in the first round

1775
01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:58,880
Speaker 1: to draft Drake May. It was Quasi Udolpho Mensa who

1776
01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:02,559
Speaker 1: decided not to give the Patriots what they wanted at

1777
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:07,080
Speaker 1: the time and stuck with the unproven and injury prone

1778
01:28:08,479 --> 01:28:10,320
Speaker 1: what was your what did you call him again, Dada?

1779
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:14,720
Speaker 1: The spass the spas that we currently have in the

1780
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,320
Speaker 1: quarterback room. So there you go.

1781
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:23,080
Speaker 10: Well, all this means is that Koc is now the

1782
01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:27,840
Speaker 10: person basically in charge of football operations. So if this

1783
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:32,720
Speaker 10: team doesn't move forward, the pressure now lands pretty much

1784
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:34,679
Speaker 10: squarely on Kevin O'Connell.

1785
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:35,639
Speaker 6: He's the next fall guy.

1786
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:39,599
Speaker 10: Yep. So that's what that's part of means.

1787
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:42,760
Speaker 15: I think that's part of the reason too, why you

1788
01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:46,120
Speaker 15: saw them spend a lot of money to keep Brian

1789
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:50,040
Speaker 15: Flores around. I mean, because I'm not saying that this

1790
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,880
Speaker 15: is going to happen, but if they don't have a

1791
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:54,040
Speaker 15: good season next year, they wanted to make sure they

1792
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:56,080
Speaker 15: had somebody else in the building that was capable of

1793
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:59,360
Speaker 15: taking over if there is another fall guy.

1794
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:03,080
Speaker 1: The other big gang bang here in town. A couple

1795
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:07,479
Speaker 1: of days ago, the Minnesota Twins and president Derek Falvey

1796
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:10,120
Speaker 1: mutually agreed to part ways I.

1797
01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:11,519
Speaker 6: Don't think there's much mutual about that.

1798
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:15,120
Speaker 1: What what does this do for me as a Twins fan?

1799
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:17,040
Speaker 1: Explain it to me, because I don't know what this

1800
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:17,800
Speaker 1: means for me.

1801
01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:22,160
Speaker 10: I don't think it does anything. Okay, I think Faalvey

1802
01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:29,280
Speaker 10: realized that this organization is such a mess. It's probably

1803
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:34,160
Speaker 10: better for him professionally to move on and find another

1804
01:29:34,320 --> 01:29:37,840
Speaker 10: job in the in baseball, because let's be honest, this

1805
01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:39,599
Speaker 10: thing is not going anywhere.

1806
01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:42,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm still sticking with my prediction that the Twins

1807
01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:44,880
Speaker 1: are going to shock major League Baseball this summer.

1808
01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:49,240
Speaker 15: Okay, more than major League Baseball if they did.

1809
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,680
Speaker 1: But I put some money on that if if you

1810
01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:53,840
Speaker 1: feel good about it, I put some money on it.

1811
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 15: So you know, once once the other once the other

1812
01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:59,720
Speaker 15: Polead brother took over. I think, you know, I think

1813
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:02,320
Speaker 15: from what I'm reading or hearing, I think, you know,

1814
01:30:02,479 --> 01:30:05,720
Speaker 15: Fallby and the other one had a decent relationship, and

1815
01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:08,400
Speaker 15: I don't think that this new one that's come in

1816
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,840
Speaker 15: has the same type of personality. And I just don't

1817
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:13,840
Speaker 15: think the personality is matched from what I'm hearing very well.

1818
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:18,040
Speaker 10: I also think that the pole Ads keep talking about

1819
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:21,519
Speaker 10: wanting to compete and plan to compete, but they're not

1820
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:25,040
Speaker 10: spending the money in order to do that. And so

1821
01:30:25,479 --> 01:30:27,960
Speaker 10: now you're you have to be the one that provides

1822
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:33,000
Speaker 10: the message to the team, the coaching staff, the fans

1823
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:35,840
Speaker 10: that yes, we are going to compete, Yes we're out there,

1824
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:39,840
Speaker 10: when you're really at this point, you're not. You don't

1825
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:43,439
Speaker 10: even have a bullpen at this point. So and you're

1826
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:47,840
Speaker 10: two weeks from players rewarding. Yeah, I mean, so I

1827
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:52,439
Speaker 10: can understand why Falby, if the opportunity was there to

1828
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:57,920
Speaker 10: part ways, it makes sense for him professionally just to say, Okay,

1829
01:30:58,439 --> 01:31:00,400
Speaker 10: this is this is not going to work.

1830
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:03,679
Speaker 1: Josh. You gotta love those Ride or Die Twins spends,

1831
01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:06,719
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, all in all the time,

1832
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:09,840
Speaker 1: like Fireplace Jesus who just texted in to say, let

1833
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:12,000
Speaker 1: me know when the Twins are in the playoffs. Ven

1834
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:17,519
Speaker 1: I'll care. That's one of those Rider Die he bleeds red,

1835
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:20,800
Speaker 1: white and Blue twin. So you're telling me there's nothing

1836
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:23,360
Speaker 1: promising about this. There's nothing positive about this.

1837
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:27,280
Speaker 10: I don't think it changes anything, Okay, I honestly don't. Well,

1838
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:30,240
Speaker 10: I mean, let's be honest. The whole part of the

1839
01:31:30,479 --> 01:31:35,439
Speaker 10: it's not like Derek Falvey has wasted so much money

1840
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:39,200
Speaker 10: and free agency that he lost his job because of that.

1841
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:44,200
Speaker 10: They don't spend any they haven't enough to compete. And

1842
01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:49,960
Speaker 10: Brad's right, baseball is so different than than the NFL

1843
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:54,040
Speaker 10: and all the other sports. The Twins, even if they

1844
01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:58,320
Speaker 10: did go out and spend another fifty sixty seventy million dollars,

1845
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:03,760
Speaker 10: likely wouldn't be competitive to win a World Series. They

1846
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:11,040
Speaker 10: just wouldn't. The Dodgers. Three players on the Dodgers, that's

1847
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:14,080
Speaker 10: more money than like five or six franchises spend on

1848
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:15,200
Speaker 10: their entire rosters.

1849
01:32:15,479 --> 01:32:17,639
Speaker 1: Right, it's just not fair. It's not fair.

1850
01:32:18,479 --> 01:32:21,960
Speaker 15: If you like baseball, you better enjoy this season because

1851
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:24,679
Speaker 15: I don't think there's going to be a twenty twenty

1852
01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,760
Speaker 15: seven season, or if there is, it's going to be

1853
01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:29,799
Speaker 15: a very short season because they're going to have to strike,

1854
01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:32,960
Speaker 15: lock out and fix this thing, and it's going to

1855
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:35,040
Speaker 15: take a long time and a lot of negotiations.

1856
01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:37,720
Speaker 10: They have got to get a salary cap. They have

1857
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:40,439
Speaker 10: got to figure out the next time to get a

1858
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:42,040
Speaker 10: salary cap, because.

1859
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:44,479
Speaker 15: They're not going to get it done before the start

1860
01:32:44,479 --> 01:32:45,040
Speaker 15: of next season.

1861
01:32:45,439 --> 01:32:46,000
Speaker 1: It's time.

1862
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:49,400
Speaker 10: The signing of Kyle Tucker by the Dodgers. I think

1863
01:32:49,479 --> 01:32:53,519
Speaker 10: put everybody over the top. It's just not it's just

1864
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:55,639
Speaker 10: not competitive. It just isn't.

1865
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:57,920
Speaker 1: I think just gang of misfits that they have on

1866
01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:01,400
Speaker 1: the Twins roster is going to get it done. And

1867
01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:03,880
Speaker 1: no one's and no one in town is going to

1868
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:05,680
Speaker 1: know what to think, you know what I mean, it's

1869
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:09,960
Speaker 1: gonna be major league. No one's gonna have any answers

1870
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:11,479
Speaker 1: at that point. Well, what the hell do we do

1871
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:13,120
Speaker 1: now this?

1872
01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:14,400
Speaker 10: Because that happens.

1873
01:33:14,920 --> 01:33:17,200
Speaker 15: Yeah, I think we all halt that that happens. But

1874
01:33:17,360 --> 01:33:19,559
Speaker 15: for the long term health of the game, it's almost

1875
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:22,960
Speaker 15: better that they don't right year, right, because then if

1876
01:33:23,280 --> 01:33:25,760
Speaker 15: if if something comes out of nowhere with a little

1877
01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:28,439
Speaker 15: tiny payroll and wins the World Series, the big payroll

1878
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,639
Speaker 15: people or owners are going to go into the offseas

1879
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,320
Speaker 15: and say, see, we don't need to fix anything.

1880
01:33:32,439 --> 01:33:35,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna say, if it's not broke, why fix it? Right,

1881
01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:40,000
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great summer. Did we cover this yet? Okay,

1882
01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:42,559
Speaker 1: so it's super Bowl week, right, It's Super Bowl Week

1883
01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:47,280
Speaker 1: coming up Sunday. The Sea Ducks and the did anyone

1884
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:50,080
Speaker 1: mention this yet? Sam Darnold has a career record of

1885
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:52,519
Speaker 1: zero to four against the New England Patriots and the

1886
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:55,720
Speaker 1: four losses he's been outscored one and twenty three to

1887
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:56,360
Speaker 1: twenty three.

1888
01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:58,679
Speaker 6: No, not exactly promising.

1889
01:33:59,080 --> 01:33:59,800
Speaker 2: That's pretty bad.

1890
01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:03,479
Speaker 15: So we've gone from he can't win the big one

1891
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:07,519
Speaker 15: to that stat Now, what do you mean? Well, before

1892
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:10,960
Speaker 15: it was we can't keep him because he can't win

1893
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:12,439
Speaker 15: the big Game. Well, now that he's gotten to the

1894
01:34:12,479 --> 01:34:14,040
Speaker 15: super Bowl, now we're going to say that he can't

1895
01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:16,479
Speaker 15: win the super Bowl because he's on four against the Patriot.

1896
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:18,760
Speaker 1: It's just a warning. It's just numbers. Brad Ryder, don't

1897
01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:21,799
Speaker 1: be afraid of you're scary.

1898
01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:22,800
Speaker 6: They can't hurt you.

1899
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:29,200
Speaker 1: What do you find numbers scary? Joe Dely in the

1900
01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:32,519
Speaker 1: four games at Sam Donald is what numbers are scary

1901
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:32,800
Speaker 1: to you?

1902
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:35,400
Speaker 2: Josh, I'm trying to remember the old joke when you

1903
01:34:35,439 --> 01:34:35,880
Speaker 2: were a kid.

1904
01:34:37,439 --> 01:34:39,240
Speaker 8: Seven, Yes, you're afraid of seven?

1905
01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:47,080
Speaker 6: That's six eight seven. I didn't even go in order, No, I.

1906
01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:48,040
Speaker 8: Was just kind of let it go.

1907
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:50,200
Speaker 2: You must have hit your head on the way in.

1908
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:52,599
Speaker 7: You're you're married to an elementary school teacher. You should

1909
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:55,519
Speaker 7: know these types of things. How to count to ten in.

1910
01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:59,720
Speaker 1: Sam Donald's four career games against New England, he has

1911
01:34:59,840 --> 01:35:03,439
Speaker 1: two lost, one touchdown, and nine interceptions. Wow.

1912
01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:06,200
Speaker 10: Who was he playing for when that happened?

1913
01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:09,040
Speaker 15: Yeah, I don't know, and he was priately playing against

1914
01:35:09,080 --> 01:35:09,639
Speaker 15: Tom Brady.

1915
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:13,080
Speaker 10: Well, probably the Jets, right, because they're in the same division,

1916
01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:16,599
Speaker 10: So that's probably why. I mean, that's hard. You can't

1917
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:17,400
Speaker 10: really compare that.

1918
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:19,519
Speaker 7: I don't know if you Valleys follow football much, but

1919
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:21,040
Speaker 7: the Jets haven't been too good and less.

1920
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:25,880
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Josh, a listener knows a number that you're

1921
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:26,320
Speaker 1: afraid of.

1922
01:35:26,520 --> 01:35:26,800
Speaker 6: What's that?

1923
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:35,280
Speaker 1: Your wife's number? Oh? Hey, you know what her body count? Yeah?

1924
01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:39,920
Speaker 2: That number is. It's like a Walgreens receipt at times,

1925
01:35:40,880 --> 01:35:41,960
Speaker 2: it just doesn't end.

1926
01:35:42,960 --> 01:35:45,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm afraid of his wife's body count

1927
01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:48,360
Speaker 1: because she's never really told you the full truth.

1928
01:35:49,320 --> 01:35:51,200
Speaker 2: I do can't, to be honest, I don't know if

1929
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:54,639
Speaker 2: she can fully remember, right. She told me it's a lot,

1930
01:35:55,920 --> 01:36:00,439
Speaker 2: and she's made me brothers like an offensive line from

1931
01:36:00,439 --> 01:36:03,000
Speaker 2: the Seahawks back in the day, the entire offensive line.

1932
01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:03,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1933
01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:06,680
Speaker 2: A couple of golfers, well known golfers. One of them

1934
01:36:06,720 --> 01:36:07,799
Speaker 2: went on to play for the Lakers.

1935
01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:19,160
Speaker 1: So yeah, I got a Stanley Cup champion, not out

1936
01:36:19,160 --> 01:36:21,080
Speaker 1: of my not out of my current wife. We're just

1937
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:23,840
Speaker 1: talking about how do you call it Eskimo brothers. You

1938
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:28,760
Speaker 1: got a former coach, Stanley Cup champion, a longtime NFL coach.

1939
01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:30,320
Speaker 1: What did you say, Brad Ryder?

1940
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:33,280
Speaker 15: No, I said, Mike Zimma, right, you talked about.

1941
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:38,320
Speaker 1: That, yeah, Zimski. He and I are Eskimo Bros. Which

1942
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:40,360
Speaker 1: is one of the most hilarious things that's ever been

1943
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:44,720
Speaker 1: told to me in public. I'll never forget when this.

1944
01:36:44,960 --> 01:36:47,800
Speaker 1: I was drinking at Medina ballroom. Old friend of mine

1945
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:49,760
Speaker 1: haven't seen him in a while, comes up, tugs me

1946
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:52,640
Speaker 1: on the shirt. What's going on? Hey, we're having some laughs, right,

1947
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:55,760
Speaker 1: And he says, you know Donna, the gal you used

1948
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:58,040
Speaker 1: to date. And I said, yeah, I haven't seen her

1949
01:36:58,080 --> 01:37:00,160
Speaker 1: in a long time. He goes, yeah, you know who

1950
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:05,719
Speaker 1: she's dating now, Mike zimmer I can't believe I dropped

1951
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:07,880
Speaker 1: to a freaking mee. I was laughing so hard.

1952
01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:10,200
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe. I mean, I know exactly what you're

1953
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:12,880
Speaker 2: talking about. It, I just can't picture it. I can't

1954
01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:13,280
Speaker 2: picture it.

1955
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:20,200
Speaker 1: That's why the ie fell out. Yeah, she'll do that

1956
01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:23,920
Speaker 1: because Donna brought so much thunder. Donna brought the thunder

1957
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:27,360
Speaker 1: and the lightning. Yeah. Man, all right, so we're all

1958
01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:30,080
Speaker 1: supposed to have a football heart on this week, Why

1959
01:37:30,120 --> 01:37:32,040
Speaker 1: don't we just jaw jack a little bit, have a

1960
01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:34,320
Speaker 1: little fun with Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder. Hear what

1961
01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:36,480
Speaker 1: I have in front of me are the most unbreakable

1962
01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:43,840
Speaker 1: NFL records. Unbreakable NFL records. Not all of them are

1963
01:37:43,920 --> 01:37:46,920
Speaker 1: terribly exciting, like career receiving yards and things like that.

1964
01:37:47,040 --> 01:37:49,800
Speaker 1: It's all Jera Rice. We could just sit here and

1965
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:52,400
Speaker 1: talk about Jera Rice for thirty minutes, but I don't

1966
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:54,360
Speaker 1: want to do that, So I pulled aside a couple

1967
01:37:54,439 --> 01:38:00,479
Speaker 1: that I liked as far as unbreakable NFL records, quarterback

1968
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:05,280
Speaker 1: sacks in a single game. Got any guesses who holds

1969
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:09,200
Speaker 1: that record? Range here, Brad Riddorck quarterback sacks in a

1970
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:10,240
Speaker 1: single game. One.

1971
01:38:10,439 --> 01:38:14,840
Speaker 10: No, No, but probably the number is like six or seven.

1972
01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:16,360
Speaker 10: I'm guessing it is seven.

1973
01:38:16,960 --> 01:38:21,120
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, the number is Sorry, didn't meet that way. Yes,

1974
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,000
Speaker 1: go ahead, Brad Ryder.

1975
01:38:23,479 --> 01:38:26,679
Speaker 15: I got two guesses either. Bruce Smith.

1976
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:28,719
Speaker 1: No, Bruce Smith was a schmuck.

1977
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:31,160
Speaker 10: Are we talking about? We're not talking about just in

1978
01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:31,840
Speaker 10: Super bowls.

1979
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:35,840
Speaker 1: We're talking about now. Yeah, one player, how many sacks

1980
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:37,360
Speaker 1: did he get in one freaking ball?

1981
01:38:37,439 --> 01:38:39,880
Speaker 15: Go ahead, can picture I can picture him. He plays

1982
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:41,320
Speaker 15: for he used to play for Kansas.

1983
01:38:41,479 --> 01:38:44,040
Speaker 1: Yes, he's dead. He died in a car wreck.

1984
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:45,559
Speaker 15: Derek Toms.

1985
01:38:46,439 --> 01:38:48,679
Speaker 1: Someone looked that up and he died a terrible car wreck.

1986
01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:53,280
Speaker 1: He was one cool football player. He was one of

1987
01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:56,519
Speaker 1: those guys that just looked cool in a football uniform.

1988
01:38:57,320 --> 01:39:02,839
Speaker 1: Derek Thomas in nineteen hundred and ninety sacked Seattle Seahawks

1989
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:06,360
Speaker 1: quarterback Dave Craig seven times in a single game.

1990
01:39:06,479 --> 01:39:08,160
Speaker 6: That's what he gets for having two first names.

1991
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:15,320
Speaker 1: This is a guy who worships Josh Allen. Yeah, exactly.

1992
01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:16,640
Speaker 10: Made that.

1993
01:39:18,280 --> 01:39:19,560
Speaker 2: Gets you pretty quick, didn't it.

1994
01:39:21,320 --> 01:39:23,719
Speaker 1: What do you get you got anything against Roger Craig.

1995
01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:28,519
Speaker 6: I watched that documentary, by the way, not to get

1996
01:39:28,520 --> 01:39:29,439
Speaker 6: off topic, it's very good.

1997
01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:30,360
Speaker 1: What documentary?

1998
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:32,639
Speaker 7: Oh, I was thinking Jim Craig for a second. I'm sorry,

1999
01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:34,000
Speaker 7: it's the Miracle documentary I watched.

2000
01:39:34,080 --> 01:39:34,640
Speaker 1: Oh you watched the.

2001
01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:36,240
Speaker 15: Latest watched it over the weekend.

2002
01:39:36,439 --> 01:39:37,120
Speaker 6: That was fantastic.

2003
01:39:37,479 --> 01:39:40,400
Speaker 7: The Netflix one Boys of eighty right, Yeah, it was cool.

2004
01:39:40,439 --> 01:39:42,080
Speaker 7: They got him all back together. They got him in

2005
01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:43,400
Speaker 7: the I think it was about fifteen of them. They

2006
01:39:43,439 --> 01:39:45,439
Speaker 7: got him in the arena sitting on the bench watching

2007
01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:46,439
Speaker 7: highlights on the jumbo.

2008
01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:48,160
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it was it was good.

2009
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 1: It was good. Tears in my eyes. So Dereck Thomas

2010
01:39:56,600 --> 01:39:59,360
Speaker 1: seven sacks in one game and he did die. Did

2011
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:00,880
Speaker 1: anyone look at that he died? Yes?

2012
01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:01,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a car crush.

2013
01:40:03,160 --> 01:40:06,679
Speaker 2: He was going to an NFC championship game. Oh man,

2014
01:40:07,040 --> 01:40:09,439
Speaker 2: what he was on his way to the airport or

2015
01:40:09,439 --> 01:40:09,680
Speaker 2: something like.

2016
01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:12,840
Speaker 1: He was already retired, right, Yeah.

2017
01:40:12,720 --> 01:40:15,000
Speaker 2: It's two thousand, So he wanted to watch the Rams

2018
01:40:15,040 --> 01:40:17,040
Speaker 2: and Buccaneers play, and so he was going to the

2019
01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:18,200
Speaker 2: airport in a snowstorm.

2020
01:40:18,960 --> 01:40:23,639
Speaker 1: Only that's terrible. Only three times since Derek Thomas set

2021
01:40:23,720 --> 01:40:28,160
Speaker 1: that record, only three times did a player come within

2022
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:32,880
Speaker 1: one and a half sacks of his record, And one

2023
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:37,040
Speaker 1: of the three times it was Derek Thomas himself, who

2024
01:40:37,120 --> 01:40:40,000
Speaker 1: had six sacks in a nineteen hundred and ninety eight

2025
01:40:40,080 --> 01:40:45,439
Speaker 1: game against the Oakland Raiders ball club. With the ball

2026
01:40:45,479 --> 01:40:48,000
Speaker 1: club that holds the record for the most consecutive road

2027
01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:51,560
Speaker 1: wins by an NFL team. I'm gonna give you the

2028
01:40:51,680 --> 01:40:54,400
Speaker 1: year you'll know the team because they were brutally dominant

2029
01:40:54,520 --> 01:40:57,400
Speaker 1: during this time period between nineteen one hundred and eighty

2030
01:40:57,439 --> 01:41:01,320
Speaker 1: eight and nineteen ninety Probably Sam for San Francisco won

2031
01:41:01,439 --> 01:41:06,800
Speaker 1: eighteen consecutive road games during that crazy Yep, I'll give

2032
01:41:06,840 --> 01:41:09,400
Speaker 1: you a year. You tell me the team, and it's

2033
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:12,360
Speaker 1: pretty obvious because they were piss poor. The team that.

2034
01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:19,400
Speaker 10: Tampa Bay Buccaneers John McKay.

2035
01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:27,519
Speaker 1: Most consecutive losses by an NFL team the nineteen between

2036
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:29,679
Speaker 1: the seventy six and seventy seven season.

2037
01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:30,840
Speaker 10: Yep, the Buccaneers.

2038
01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:36,439
Speaker 1: The Buccaneers lost twenty six straight ball games. Yeah, John

2039
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:37,719
Speaker 1: McKay was the head.

2040
01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:41,280
Speaker 10: Coach that may never be beaten that record.

2041
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:46,280
Speaker 1: Hell no, John McKay was so funny, dry humor. He

2042
01:41:46,520 --> 01:41:51,160
Speaker 1: fully embraced what a miserable occupy. Gosh, for sure, at

2043
01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:54,160
Speaker 1: the time, we can, we can, we can do it again.

2044
01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:59,080
Speaker 1: After one Tampa Bay game, a reporter put a mic

2045
01:41:59,160 --> 01:42:01,920
Speaker 1: in John McKay's and said, what do you think of

2046
01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:04,599
Speaker 1: your team's execution today? And he said, I'm in favor

2047
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:13,439
Speaker 1: of it. That's good. Um, Well, you guys will know

2048
01:42:13,560 --> 01:42:16,760
Speaker 1: this one. Most consecutive starts by a quarterback go ahead.

2049
01:42:16,479 --> 01:42:18,240
Speaker 10: Brett Farv, Brett Farv.

2050
01:42:19,080 --> 01:42:21,960
Speaker 1: Now you won't know this, but it's these last two

2051
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:25,640
Speaker 1: are quite fascinating. Most interceptions thrown in a.

2052
01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:29,679
Speaker 10: Game, interceptions thrown in a game.

2053
01:42:29,640 --> 01:42:32,880
Speaker 1: Yes, you'll know, way, you'll guess it. In nineteen hundred

2054
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:37,559
Speaker 1: and fifty, in the season opener, Chicago Cardinals quarterback Jim

2055
01:42:37,640 --> 01:42:41,280
Speaker 1: Hardy threw eight interceptions in a game.

2056
01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:44,000
Speaker 7: Wow, you probably don't have that stand front of you,

2057
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:46,080
Speaker 7: But I wonder if he had more than eight completions

2058
01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:46,519
Speaker 7: in the game.

2059
01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:50,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. They were just figuring out what they

2060
01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:53,840
Speaker 1: called then the forward pass. Yes, back in nineteen fifty,

2061
01:42:53,880 --> 01:42:56,479
Speaker 1: and Jim Hardy was not very good at it. He

2062
01:42:56,600 --> 01:42:59,519
Speaker 1: threw eight interceptions in a game, and he was a

2063
01:42:59,560 --> 01:43:03,760
Speaker 1: professional all And what's really funny is I saw a

2064
01:43:03,840 --> 01:43:06,080
Speaker 1: picture of Jim Hardy. I'm sure. I mean, I'm guessing

2065
01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:08,560
Speaker 1: the man is passed by now, oh yeah. But I

2066
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:11,640
Speaker 1: saw a picture of him when he was older than

2067
01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:15,880
Speaker 1: the Hills and he's he's got the game ball from

2068
01:43:16,040 --> 01:43:20,360
Speaker 1: that game where he threw and he's still smiling like

2069
01:43:20,439 --> 01:43:21,840
Speaker 1: a son of a bitch he was.

2070
01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:24,560
Speaker 15: I wonder how many other possessions of the team his

2071
01:43:24,680 --> 01:43:26,600
Speaker 15: team had in that game, because there's a lot of

2072
01:43:26,680 --> 01:43:30,080
Speaker 15: games where teams don't even get eight possessions, right, right, Okay,

2073
01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:30,639
Speaker 15: I found.

2074
01:43:30,479 --> 01:43:32,559
Speaker 7: A stat line from that game is against the Eagles.

2075
01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:35,679
Speaker 7: He was twelve of thirty nine passing for one hundred

2076
01:43:35,680 --> 01:43:38,160
Speaker 7: and ninety three yards and eight interceptions.

2077
01:43:38,640 --> 01:43:42,679
Speaker 1: Man, wow, you got a problem with Derek Thomas Dana

2078
01:43:43,320 --> 01:43:44,679
Speaker 1: you don't like two first names.

2079
01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:45,719
Speaker 2: I really buried myself.

2080
01:43:45,760 --> 01:43:46,480
Speaker 10: There didn't.

2081
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:51,640
Speaker 1: Ah, it can happen. Oh and finally, the player with

2082
01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:54,360
Speaker 1: the most points in a quarter, I'll get there. That

2083
01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:56,920
Speaker 1: didn't make any sense what I just said. The player

2084
01:43:57,439 --> 01:44:01,519
Speaker 1: with the most point scored in a single quarter, in

2085
01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:06,040
Speaker 1: a quarter, that's right. Wow, you'll know the name. Packers

2086
01:44:06,120 --> 01:44:09,679
Speaker 1: wide receiver Don Hudson scoring oh sure, twenty nine points

2087
01:44:09,760 --> 01:44:13,360
Speaker 1: all by himself in a single quarter. He caught four touchdowns.

2088
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:17,759
Speaker 1: He was also a kicker, and he kicked five extra

2089
01:44:17,920 --> 01:44:21,439
Speaker 1: points points all by himself.

2090
01:44:22,320 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 7: So I'm looking at Jim Hardy's stat lines from the

2091
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:25,599
Speaker 7: nineteen fifty season.

2092
01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:26,800
Speaker 6: They played thirteen games.

2093
01:44:26,840 --> 01:44:30,840
Speaker 7: The eight interception game came in Week two, and then

2094
01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:33,240
Speaker 7: Week thirteen, final game of the season at Steelers, he

2095
01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:34,280
Speaker 7: was going for his own record.

2096
01:44:34,320 --> 01:44:39,640
Speaker 10: He threw five Yeah, well, of course, of course, the

2097
01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:42,519
Speaker 10: one record that will never be broken is Paul Krauss.

2098
01:44:43,439 --> 01:44:47,400
Speaker 10: That record of interceptions in a career at eighty one

2099
01:44:48,080 --> 01:44:49,960
Speaker 10: will never ever be broken.

2100
01:44:51,560 --> 01:44:56,240
Speaker 1: Here's some concerning news. Lou Holtz has reportedly gone into

2101
01:44:56,360 --> 01:44:59,760
Speaker 1: hospice care yep at eighty nine years old.

2102
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:01,479
Speaker 10: Yep.

2103
01:45:01,840 --> 01:45:03,639
Speaker 1: Kind of a polarizing figure.

2104
01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:07,360
Speaker 10: But boy, he was loved in Minnesota when he came

2105
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:08,639
Speaker 10: here for that short period.

2106
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:10,720
Speaker 1: He's had a lot of fun for that hour and

2107
01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:11,920
Speaker 1: a half he was in town.

2108
01:45:12,160 --> 01:45:16,000
Speaker 10: I'll tell you what I've never I can remember his

2109
01:45:16,200 --> 01:45:19,559
Speaker 10: first spring game at the Metrodome. It was sold out.

2110
01:45:20,600 --> 01:45:23,960
Speaker 10: The Metrodome was sold out for a Gopher spring game,

2111
01:45:26,080 --> 01:45:31,439
Speaker 10: the first one that Lou coached. Yeah, Ricky foggy yep, amazing.

2112
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:32,840
Speaker 1: Did you guys know this?

2113
01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:33,280
Speaker 10: Okay.

2114
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:37,280
Speaker 1: We're also coming up on the Winter Olympics will finally

2115
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:40,720
Speaker 1: begin Friday. We've been talking up and down this way

2116
01:45:40,760 --> 01:45:44,800
Speaker 1: and that about the Olympics. In the history now of

2117
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:48,000
Speaker 1: the Winter Olympics, the United States has never medaled in

2118
01:45:48,080 --> 01:45:49,720
Speaker 1: the biathlon event.

2119
01:45:50,280 --> 01:45:51,920
Speaker 10: That's the shooting and skiing event.

2120
01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:57,200
Speaker 1: Correct, that's right, They've won medals zero times. It's a

2121
01:45:57,280 --> 01:45:59,760
Speaker 1: reference to an old song that Josh and I used

2122
01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:02,439
Speaker 1: to like to listen to. In the history of the

2123
01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:04,640
Speaker 1: Winter Olympics, the United States has never meddled in the

2124
01:46:04,720 --> 01:46:07,720
Speaker 1: biathl It makes sense to me. You ever try to

2125
01:46:07,800 --> 01:46:12,040
Speaker 1: talk someone into cross country skiing? No, I never liked that.

2126
01:46:13,920 --> 01:46:14,480
Speaker 2: Snowshoeing.

2127
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,160
Speaker 8: Oh, we never had to do that, But I liked

2128
01:46:16,240 --> 01:46:17,120
Speaker 8: snowshoeing a lot.

2129
01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:22,280
Speaker 1: That has got to That has got to be in

2130
01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:30,639
Speaker 1: the top five most miserable activities known to man. Skiing uphill?

2131
01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:32,120
Speaker 1: Who's freaking idea was that?

2132
01:46:32,400 --> 01:46:32,439
Speaker 7: So?

2133
01:46:34,040 --> 01:46:36,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I can understand. How are you supposed to

2134
01:46:36,200 --> 01:46:38,200
Speaker 1: talk a thirteen year old kid? Right? If you want

2135
01:46:38,200 --> 01:46:41,320
Speaker 1: an Olympic champion, you got to start young. How the

2136
01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:44,000
Speaker 1: hell do you talk a twelve year old kid into

2137
01:46:44,120 --> 01:46:47,839
Speaker 1: cross country skiing when all of his friends are flying

2138
01:46:48,080 --> 01:46:51,160
Speaker 1: downhill on snowboards and downhill skis.

2139
01:46:51,240 --> 01:46:52,080
Speaker 2: That looks more fun.

2140
01:46:54,040 --> 01:46:56,439
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Josh. I'd rather be a judge

2141
01:46:57,160 --> 01:47:02,120
Speaker 1: at an all Ska Battle of the Band. I'd rather

2142
01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:07,920
Speaker 1: enter a swing dancing competition than cross country ski. Yeah.

2143
01:47:07,920 --> 01:47:09,080
Speaker 2: I hope to never do that again.

2144
01:47:09,160 --> 01:47:11,200
Speaker 7: I remember the gym teachers weren't too fired up about

2145
01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:12,720
Speaker 7: it either. Trying to get all the kids in the

2146
01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:15,840
Speaker 7: equipment and stuff, and you got like forty minutes.

2147
01:47:15,600 --> 01:47:18,360
Speaker 1: To do it, and they were fifty Yeah exactly, you

2148
01:47:18,439 --> 01:47:20,400
Speaker 1: were eleven. Uh huh. And they got to follow you

2149
01:47:20,520 --> 01:47:22,040
Speaker 1: around on those cross country skis.

2150
01:47:22,120 --> 01:47:24,519
Speaker 7: They were exhaust Kids are falling over, falling out of

2151
01:47:24,560 --> 01:47:26,080
Speaker 7: their skis, getting tangled.

2152
01:47:26,120 --> 01:47:26,639
Speaker 10: It was a mess.

2153
01:47:28,439 --> 01:47:31,679
Speaker 1: So I don't think it'll Speaking of unbreakable records, there's

2154
01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:34,760
Speaker 1: no way we're ever going to meddle in the biathlon.

2155
01:47:35,479 --> 01:47:37,360
Speaker 1: And I'm I think I'm kind of proud of that

2156
01:47:37,560 --> 01:47:40,479
Speaker 1: really as an American. Yeah, me too, because that would

2157
01:47:40,600 --> 01:47:44,519
Speaker 1: that would mean that that somehow, somehow this country is

2158
01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:48,559
Speaker 1: focusing on cross country skiing and I'm against that one.

2159
01:47:49,640 --> 01:47:52,000
Speaker 7: Now, just the biathlon, but some of these Winter Olympic events.

2160
01:47:52,040 --> 01:47:53,960
Speaker 7: I wondered, like, how do people get into this? You know,

2161
01:47:54,520 --> 01:47:57,240
Speaker 7: none of my friends, even Minnesota, had aspirations like I'm

2162
01:47:57,280 --> 01:47:59,280
Speaker 7: gonna become a bobsletter, you know, I don't know.

2163
01:47:59,520 --> 01:48:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, part that does look cool, though. I got into

2164
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:03,120
Speaker 2: it as a kid. I used to love watch.

2165
01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:05,200
Speaker 1: You know. It wasn't that long ago we were talking

2166
01:48:05,240 --> 01:48:08,040
Speaker 1: about this Bob sledter that I got naked with him

2167
01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:14,280
Speaker 1: in Jamaica. He's a local guy, won medals as a bobsledter,

2168
01:48:15,200 --> 01:48:18,040
Speaker 1: and then we went to Jamaica together and the two

2169
01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:21,519
Speaker 1: of us got naked. Josh refused to get naked with us.

2170
01:48:22,400 --> 01:48:22,880
Speaker 2: I don't do that.

2171
01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:23,840
Speaker 6: It's rude of you, Josh.

2172
01:48:24,040 --> 01:48:26,720
Speaker 1: If I remember, we asked him, how in the hell

2173
01:48:26,840 --> 01:48:29,920
Speaker 1: does a kid from Shakapie or wherever he was originally from,

2174
01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:32,080
Speaker 1: how do you get into that? And I think he

2175
01:48:32,240 --> 01:48:37,240
Speaker 1: said he was an excellent skier and he may have

2176
01:48:37,320 --> 01:48:43,000
Speaker 1: had some Olympic aspirations, but he finished like one hundred

2177
01:48:43,040 --> 01:48:46,360
Speaker 1: and twentieth, right, yeah, And someone on the someone on

2178
01:48:46,439 --> 01:48:48,920
Speaker 1: the Olympic committee pulled him aside and said, hey, look,

2179
01:48:49,240 --> 01:48:51,360
Speaker 1: nobody wants to ride in this bob sledge. Are you

2180
01:48:51,439 --> 01:48:53,960
Speaker 1: up for it? And he said sure, he was a natural.

2181
01:48:54,120 --> 01:48:55,120
Speaker 1: Yeah that.

2182
01:48:55,560 --> 01:48:58,000
Speaker 15: I read something one time too about how bob slutters.

2183
01:48:58,240 --> 01:49:00,640
Speaker 15: It's not like they start young. And there's a lot

2184
01:49:00,720 --> 01:49:03,200
Speaker 15: of the really successful ones that come from other sports.

2185
01:49:03,360 --> 01:49:06,000
Speaker 15: Yeah you know, I mean like remember herschel Hershael Walker.

2186
01:49:06,360 --> 01:49:08,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, I forgot about the Walker.

2187
01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:11,439
Speaker 15: After football, you got into bob sledding. I think if

2188
01:49:11,479 --> 01:49:15,800
Speaker 15: you're fast and you're strong and got some balance, they

2189
01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:16,800
Speaker 15: can probably teach you how to.

2190
01:49:16,840 --> 01:49:19,920
Speaker 10: Drive them, because there's there's there's different jobs for the

2191
01:49:20,000 --> 01:49:23,280
Speaker 10: four guys in the sled, right, and I think Herschel

2192
01:49:23,560 --> 01:49:26,600
Speaker 10: was the pusher. He was one of the pushers, so

2193
01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:29,880
Speaker 10: he jumped in last or was whatever it was.

2194
01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:33,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, HVAC delivery Jesus. Nick reminds us of there

2195
01:49:34,000 --> 01:49:37,200
Speaker 2: was a great story that came out of cross country skiing.

2196
01:49:37,280 --> 01:49:39,679
Speaker 2: Remember when the guy got frostbite on his penis?

2197
01:49:39,720 --> 01:49:41,840
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

2198
01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:43,800
Speaker 2: That was a cross country a couple of years back.

2199
01:49:43,960 --> 01:49:46,280
Speaker 1: Good memory, one of the one of the past Olympics.

2200
01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:49,879
Speaker 1: It was so stinking cold, and they wear those rubber suits.

2201
01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:53,200
Speaker 6: They look like wear nothing at all.

2202
01:49:54,040 --> 01:49:58,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, they look like their background dancers for a Vegas show.

2203
01:49:59,040 --> 01:50:02,400
Speaker 1: You know, these cross counts. Three skiers, very thin material,

2204
01:50:02,439 --> 01:50:07,679
Speaker 1: and the dude frozes pecker off. Frostbite almost just about

2205
01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:08,320
Speaker 1: killed the guy.

2206
01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:11,360
Speaker 7: Brad mentioned that, you know, kids don't start out as

2207
01:50:11,400 --> 01:50:14,000
Speaker 7: Bob sletters. I'm not picturing what a disaster little League

2208
01:50:14,040 --> 01:50:16,639
Speaker 7: Bob sledding would be. All right, here you go, kids

2209
01:50:17,200 --> 01:50:18,200
Speaker 7: shove them down the track.

2210
01:50:18,320 --> 01:50:19,200
Speaker 2: I want to see it.

2211
01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:23,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be There would be no survivor.

2212
01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:27,000
Speaker 10: Now, yeah, yeah, but but, but the cool parents are

2213
01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:29,400
Speaker 10: the ones that create the bob sled track in the

2214
01:50:29,479 --> 01:50:30,280
Speaker 10: big backyard.

2215
01:50:30,640 --> 01:50:33,160
Speaker 7: Those are the cool parents.

2216
01:50:33,320 --> 01:50:36,280
Speaker 1: Huh. So this guy that we knew, Yeah, he pretty

2217
01:50:36,320 --> 01:50:38,680
Speaker 1: much said he became a Bob sletter because no one

2218
01:50:38,680 --> 01:50:40,479
Speaker 1: else wanted to do it and.

2219
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:42,240
Speaker 2: You guys got naked to get Yeah. I wouldn't do

2220
01:50:42,360 --> 01:50:44,040
Speaker 2: that and I was in the shape of my life

2221
01:50:44,080 --> 01:50:44,799
Speaker 2: at that time.

2222
01:50:44,960 --> 01:50:45,639
Speaker 1: We got naked.

2223
01:50:45,720 --> 01:50:46,920
Speaker 6: Do you regret not getting naked?

2224
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:48,600
Speaker 2: Josh, Nope, No, I don't do that.

2225
01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:52,760
Speaker 1: How about this. Now there's a German bob sledter who

2226
01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:57,599
Speaker 1: will be racing at this year's Olympics, their third trip

2227
01:50:57,720 --> 01:51:00,839
Speaker 1: to the Winter Games. Don't you know this? Yere Bob's

2228
01:51:00,880 --> 01:51:04,719
Speaker 1: Letter paid for the trip to Italy with their sexy

2229
01:51:04,880 --> 01:51:09,640
Speaker 1: only fans page. The German bobsletter goes by the name

2230
01:51:09,720 --> 01:51:16,840
Speaker 1: of Heinrich beer Wagon. I'm kidding, Uh, they said, cubby.

2231
01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:19,760
Speaker 1: They say it looks like a Pringles can. Oh on

2232
01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:25,440
Speaker 1: Henrick Beer No, it's Her name is Lisa Buckwitz, gorgeous.

2233
01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:30,120
Speaker 1: She's a Bob's Letter for Germany, but she also has

2234
01:51:30,160 --> 01:51:35,920
Speaker 1: an only fans page. Ski. Many of the athletes have

2235
01:51:36,080 --> 01:51:38,360
Speaker 1: to foot the bill if they want to if they

2236
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:42,040
Speaker 1: want to compete. She said this about her only fans

2237
01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:45,200
Speaker 1: set up. She said, I will definitely not show myself naked.

2238
01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:47,880
Speaker 8: And what are you showing?

2239
01:51:48,600 --> 01:51:50,599
Speaker 2: She's got some risk photos on there.

2240
01:51:51,680 --> 01:51:54,400
Speaker 1: I keep in mind Cubby's definition of risk.

2241
01:51:55,080 --> 01:52:01,360
Speaker 2: That's true sports bar what some people call a bikini.

2242
01:52:01,560 --> 01:52:02,400
Speaker 6: Not even in a bikini.

2243
01:52:02,479 --> 01:52:04,720
Speaker 7: She's got a brass trap showing out of her tank top.

2244
01:52:04,760 --> 01:52:05,120
Speaker 1: Ashley.

2245
01:52:08,120 --> 01:52:12,600
Speaker 9: She looks absolutely built like she definitely works out like

2246
01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:16,639
Speaker 9: way too much. But well, I guess that wasn't meant

2247
01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:19,320
Speaker 9: to be an insult. By the way, do you have

2248
01:52:19,479 --> 01:52:22,519
Speaker 9: to be like extremely physically fit to be a bob setter?

2249
01:52:22,760 --> 01:52:23,760
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

2250
01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:25,719
Speaker 6: The other direction.

2251
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:27,800
Speaker 2: Yeahs too much, I did.

2252
01:52:27,960 --> 01:52:28,880
Speaker 8: I didn't mean it like that.

2253
01:52:29,920 --> 01:52:32,040
Speaker 15: If you're pushing that thing down and you want to

2254
01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:35,040
Speaker 15: get the maximum speed before you jump in, yeah.

2255
01:52:35,040 --> 01:52:37,240
Speaker 8: Push, I mean she could kick all of our assets.

2256
01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:40,120
Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying pushing. They're sliding down a

2257
01:52:40,360 --> 01:52:41,040
Speaker 1: mountain of ice.

2258
01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:42,439
Speaker 7: We got to push it to get it going, to

2259
01:52:42,520 --> 01:52:43,040
Speaker 7: get started.

2260
01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:46,719
Speaker 1: It's like four and a half seconds when they're pushing

2261
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:47,360
Speaker 1: the damn thing.

2262
01:52:47,520 --> 01:52:49,599
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, but every second matter though.

2263
01:52:50,479 --> 01:52:54,400
Speaker 1: That's not the way I see it. It's not. They

2264
01:52:54,439 --> 01:53:01,240
Speaker 1: don't time it. It's judged. There's a judge at the

2265
01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:01,800
Speaker 1: bottom of the.

2266
01:53:04,000 --> 01:53:06,559
Speaker 15: Condition from being an Olympic athlete to a Bob sletter

2267
01:53:06,640 --> 01:53:10,519
Speaker 15: Lolo Jones, I mean you remember, yeah, I heard that name. Yeah.

2268
01:53:10,560 --> 01:53:13,120
Speaker 15: I mean she's an Olympia, an Olympic track and field athlete,

2269
01:53:13,120 --> 01:53:14,400
Speaker 15: and now she's a Bob sletters.

2270
01:53:14,439 --> 01:53:18,240
Speaker 1: Bob's letters are a bunch of slobs anyway, a bunch

2271
01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:18,679
Speaker 1: of horrors.

2272
01:53:18,680 --> 01:53:20,160
Speaker 6: They take it for anybody they can get them.

2273
01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:23,080
Speaker 1: Is this for real? It says here every athlete who's

2274
01:53:23,160 --> 01:53:27,960
Speaker 1: representing the United States at this year's Winter Olympics will

2275
01:53:28,000 --> 01:53:32,360
Speaker 1: be receiving a two hundred thousand dollars gift from Miami

2276
01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:37,320
Speaker 1: Dolphins owner Steven Ross. Whoever that is. He's very sympathetic

2277
01:53:37,439 --> 01:53:42,000
Speaker 1: to their financial situation, some of them, not all of them,

2278
01:53:42,320 --> 01:53:44,519
Speaker 1: but some of them. Like I said, they have to

2279
01:53:44,560 --> 01:53:48,880
Speaker 1: pay their way. He's given everybody on, every Olympic athlete

2280
01:53:48,920 --> 01:53:50,080
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars.

2281
01:53:51,320 --> 01:53:52,280
Speaker 6: Maybe he's a billionaire.

2282
01:53:53,120 --> 01:53:55,439
Speaker 1: I'm assuming I'll be dead.

2283
01:53:56,439 --> 01:53:58,400
Speaker 8: Does he even put a dent in his bank account?

2284
01:53:58,560 --> 01:54:00,559
Speaker 6: I should have tried harder to get the olymp This here.

2285
01:54:01,400 --> 01:54:03,439
Speaker 2: I think you're a past your prime there pal.

2286
01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:07,960
Speaker 7: Curly maybe yeah, although I tried that once.

2287
01:54:08,040 --> 01:54:08,759
Speaker 1: It was a disaster.

2288
01:54:09,320 --> 01:54:10,560
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you told us about that.

2289
01:54:10,720 --> 01:54:13,679
Speaker 6: My hamstringers are ripped in half doing what curling?

2290
01:54:13,920 --> 01:54:16,160
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it doesn't seem like it would be that difficult,

2291
01:54:16,240 --> 01:54:16,519
Speaker 8: I guess.

2292
01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:18,439
Speaker 6: But I thought the same thing. I was talking a

2293
01:54:18,479 --> 01:54:18,920
Speaker 6: big game.

2294
01:54:19,000 --> 01:54:20,760
Speaker 7: It was one of those things where they had the

2295
01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:22,840
Speaker 7: radio station out, you know, hay, let's make a video

2296
01:54:22,840 --> 01:54:25,519
Speaker 7: of the radio Dorics promoting the Saint Paul Curling Club.

2297
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:28,200
Speaker 7: So I was talking a big game and I couldn't

2298
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:29,240
Speaker 7: even get down in the position.

2299
01:54:29,400 --> 01:54:31,000
Speaker 6: I was so not flexible enough.

2300
01:54:31,080 --> 01:54:32,600
Speaker 8: I want to be one of the people that makes

2301
01:54:32,640 --> 01:54:33,360
Speaker 8: the ice smooth.

2302
01:54:33,960 --> 01:54:34,000
Speaker 14: Like.

2303
01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:39,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get that whole curling operation at all.

2304
01:54:39,200 --> 01:54:43,000
Speaker 1: But you can ask my wife. The last time they

2305
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:47,040
Speaker 1: pulled off this Winter Olympics whenever, that was five years ago? Huh?

2306
01:54:47,200 --> 01:54:47,880
Speaker 6: Four years ago?

2307
01:54:47,880 --> 01:54:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm guessing, well that's how they that's how they used

2308
01:54:51,440 --> 01:54:53,520
Speaker 1: to do it. I thought it was more recent than that. Really,

2309
01:54:53,920 --> 01:54:54,800
Speaker 1: Oh it's four years.

2310
01:54:54,920 --> 01:54:57,280
Speaker 6: Oh okay, two years between the summer and the winter.

2311
01:54:58,680 --> 01:55:01,280
Speaker 1: But I thought there was It doesn't matter. Yeah, the

2312
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:05,000
Speaker 1: last time they went through with this Olympics operation, I

2313
01:55:05,160 --> 01:55:09,960
Speaker 1: fell absolutely in love with the Japanese Lady curling team.

2314
01:55:11,240 --> 01:55:16,960
Speaker 1: I could not stop watching them. I was in love love.

2315
01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:19,920
Speaker 10: I said, I'm gonna I'm gonna guess it was because

2316
01:55:19,960 --> 01:55:21,480
Speaker 10: it wasn't because of their curling.

2317
01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:25,560
Speaker 1: No, I had no idea what I was looking at.

2318
01:55:27,880 --> 01:55:28,440
Speaker 8: Curls.

2319
01:55:28,960 --> 01:55:31,280
Speaker 2: There's a lady that was sweeping something I did.

2320
01:55:31,880 --> 01:55:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't understand word one about that sport, but I

2321
01:55:34,240 --> 01:55:36,680
Speaker 1: just those women were just so stunning.

2322
01:55:37,000 --> 01:55:39,760
Speaker 2: I remember when you found out about Girl sand Beach

2323
01:55:39,920 --> 01:55:43,320
Speaker 2: volleyball and how I mean that almost ruined you. That

2324
01:55:43,400 --> 01:55:47,640
Speaker 2: Russian twerk team. That was another Oh, Miss Brazilian bum Bum.

2325
01:55:47,680 --> 01:55:51,760
Speaker 1: Contest, the Miss Bumbum competition. The Man Bear Pigs beat

2326
01:55:51,920 --> 01:55:54,520
Speaker 1: ed Mental by four goals up in Alberta this past

2327
01:55:54,560 --> 01:56:03,200
Speaker 1: Saturday night, taking away job su. Wow.

2328
01:56:03,840 --> 01:56:08,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's choking. He's gotten attacked by Flem today. Everything's

2329
01:56:08,400 --> 01:56:09,560
Speaker 2: coming up as sickness is coming.

2330
01:56:09,720 --> 01:56:12,880
Speaker 1: That's the problem. There is no Flem sounds like it was.

2331
01:56:13,800 --> 01:56:15,840
Speaker 1: If there's a If this was a productive cough, i'd

2332
01:56:15,880 --> 01:56:18,600
Speaker 1: be excited about it. But it's just a dry I

2333
01:56:18,680 --> 01:56:23,640
Speaker 1: started smoking cigarettes. Good for you tonight. The Pigs play

2334
01:56:23,680 --> 01:56:27,760
Speaker 1: at home against le Abbiton and those two clubs put

2335
01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:31,320
Speaker 1: together a really well played, tight hockey game last time around.

2336
01:56:31,320 --> 01:56:33,360
Speaker 1: I imagine they'll get a good crowd for that one tonight,

2337
01:56:34,520 --> 01:56:35,640
Speaker 1: pigs in lea abbitone.

2338
01:56:36,520 --> 01:56:37,720
Speaker 6: Is that a normal start time?

2339
01:56:38,200 --> 01:56:39,640
Speaker 1: I think so six thirty.

2340
01:56:39,720 --> 01:56:40,760
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's perfect.

2341
01:56:41,320 --> 01:56:43,840
Speaker 1: Oh earlier I had to I wanted to call this

2342
01:56:44,000 --> 01:56:47,040
Speaker 1: out and we got to get going here in a

2343
01:56:47,080 --> 01:56:51,040
Speaker 1: little while. We talked about something earlier that Josh and

2344
01:56:51,080 --> 01:56:55,360
Speaker 1: I feel was set up. Two boxers got in the

2345
01:56:55,440 --> 01:56:58,440
Speaker 1: ring over the weekend at Madison Square Garden, heavyweight boxers.

2346
01:56:58,440 --> 01:57:00,560
Speaker 1: I'd never heard of either one of them, but you

2347
01:57:00,600 --> 01:57:03,360
Speaker 1: don't hear much about boxing anymore. Maybe they're big stars.

2348
01:57:03,360 --> 01:57:07,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Two guys are boxing each other.

2349
01:57:08,440 --> 01:57:13,520
Speaker 1: One guy punched the two pay smooth off of his

2350
01:57:13,640 --> 01:57:17,720
Speaker 1: opponent's head. What's going on with Drell Miller's hair? By

2351
01:57:17,720 --> 01:57:22,640
Speaker 1: the way, is it coming off? What is happening here?

2352
01:57:23,120 --> 01:57:23,400
Speaker 14: It is?

2353
01:57:24,800 --> 01:57:30,440
Speaker 1: Okay? So the video is very funny. You can catch

2354
01:57:30,480 --> 01:57:33,240
Speaker 1: it on our website. One guy punches the other one

2355
01:57:33,280 --> 01:57:35,040
Speaker 1: in the head a couple of times, and his two

2356
01:57:35,120 --> 01:57:38,960
Speaker 1: pay falls off of his head. I think Josh agrees

2357
01:57:39,040 --> 01:57:43,000
Speaker 1: this was a setup. I think these guys set this up. Beforehand,

2358
01:57:43,200 --> 01:57:45,920
Speaker 1: just to get on YouTube and get a few people

2359
01:57:46,040 --> 01:57:49,800
Speaker 1: interested in boxing. Because the two pay was so poorly

2360
01:57:49,960 --> 01:57:53,240
Speaker 1: placed on this man's head, he likely would have lost

2361
01:57:53,320 --> 01:57:56,600
Speaker 1: it playing cribbage, for Christ's sake. But he wears it.

2362
01:57:57,160 --> 01:57:58,160
Speaker 1: He wears it in a box.

2363
01:57:58,360 --> 01:57:59,000
Speaker 2: What's gonna happen?

2364
01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:01,000
Speaker 1: It was just dumb. It was funny, but it was

2365
01:58:01,080 --> 01:58:04,400
Speaker 1: also I think it was pretty funny, though I also

2366
01:58:04,520 --> 01:58:07,280
Speaker 1: think there was a setup. Now, state of hockey, here

2367
01:58:07,360 --> 01:58:10,640
Speaker 1: we go, my ass. I doubt anyone in the room

2368
01:58:10,760 --> 01:58:12,480
Speaker 1: was aware of the fact that there was an There

2369
01:58:12,560 --> 01:58:14,960
Speaker 1: was an NHL outdoor game last night.

2370
01:58:15,160 --> 01:58:18,160
Speaker 10: Yes, oh yeah. Did you talk about the fight between

2371
01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:18,640
Speaker 10: the goalies.

2372
01:58:18,840 --> 01:58:22,800
Speaker 1: Yes, I believe that was also a setup. I I

2373
01:58:22,880 --> 01:58:26,480
Speaker 1: believe that was agreed upon before the hockey game that

2374
01:58:27,160 --> 01:58:29,400
Speaker 1: the goalies would meet at center ice and have a

2375
01:58:30,040 --> 01:58:33,440
Speaker 1: four and a half second fight. It was really there

2376
01:58:33,520 --> 01:58:34,320
Speaker 1: was nothing to it.

2377
01:58:34,640 --> 01:58:37,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're taking notes from the WWE and setting things up.

2378
01:58:37,440 --> 01:58:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

2379
01:58:40,000 --> 01:58:42,120
Speaker 1: I want to be clear that that's okay. It's okay

2380
01:58:42,160 --> 01:58:44,560
Speaker 1: if you want to set up a fight, if you

2381
01:58:44,640 --> 01:58:47,880
Speaker 1: want to get a good cheap pop from the crowd,

2382
01:58:48,600 --> 01:58:51,480
Speaker 1: go ahead. But I just don't think there was anything

2383
01:58:51,560 --> 01:58:54,280
Speaker 1: legitimate about that fight last night between the two goaltenders.

2384
01:58:54,320 --> 01:58:58,000
Speaker 1: It was Tampa Bay and Boston. You know, I've read

2385
01:58:58,160 --> 01:59:01,280
Speaker 1: dozens and dozens of stories the last few years saying

2386
01:59:01,360 --> 01:59:05,720
Speaker 1: that nobody, and I mean nobody watches the outdoor games anymore.

2387
01:59:05,960 --> 01:59:08,560
Speaker 1: So I think these goalies decided, hey, let's let's get

2388
01:59:08,600 --> 01:59:09,840
Speaker 1: someone talking about.

2389
01:59:10,000 --> 01:59:11,720
Speaker 10: Especially an outdoor game in Tampa.

2390
01:59:11,960 --> 01:59:22,280
Speaker 1: Right, So, uh, what the hell is this? Oh? Oh,

2391
01:59:22,440 --> 01:59:25,520
Speaker 1: it's been a while since we talked about the dudes

2392
01:59:25,600 --> 01:59:28,720
Speaker 1: Golden Gopher Hockey club, but they swept Wisconsin over the weekend.

2393
01:59:28,760 --> 01:59:30,880
Speaker 1: So you know, word up to those boys. Anytime you

2394
01:59:30,920 --> 01:59:33,520
Speaker 1: can get Bucky Badger to each you'll get a mention

2395
01:59:33,640 --> 01:59:37,560
Speaker 1: on this year radio show, Go Gover Cann't that work?

2396
01:59:39,280 --> 01:59:43,400
Speaker 1: Timberwolves whooped Memphis Saturday night. Those same two clubs play

2397
01:59:43,480 --> 01:59:44,400
Speaker 1: in Tennessee tonight.

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01:59:45,400 --> 01:59:49,040
Speaker 10: Very disappointing loss for the Gopher men's basketball team to

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Speaker 10: Penn State.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, then now seven in the row sins.

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01:59:53,000 --> 01:59:55,000
Speaker 7: Brad said, you know, if they can ride off a couple,

2402
01:59:55,040 --> 01:59:56,920
Speaker 7: they got this serious turn aspiration.

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01:59:58,080 --> 02:00:02,680
Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, yeah, this job Bred. I'll stick with my theory,

2404
02:00:02,840 --> 02:00:07,200
Speaker 15: but yeah, good dreams.

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Speaker 1: Bred they lost yesterday in Pennsylvania.

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02:00:12,640 --> 02:00:14,760
Speaker 10: I think that was Penn State's first big ten win,

2407
02:00:15,040 --> 02:00:15,320
Speaker 10: wasn't it.

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Speaker 1: I know that Penn State had lost eight in a

2409
02:00:18,160 --> 02:00:22,280
Speaker 1: row themselves going into the So yeah, seven losses in

2410
02:00:22,360 --> 02:00:24,840
Speaker 1: a row. It was a heartbreaker. Kid from Penn State

2411
02:00:24,920 --> 02:00:28,200
Speaker 1: made a layup with zero point zero zero point nine.

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02:00:29,240 --> 02:00:32,040
Speaker 1: Next up, the boys will play Michigan State here in

2413
02:00:32,160 --> 02:00:36,600
Speaker 1: town Wednesday. Seven losses in a row. Five of those

2414
02:00:36,720 --> 02:00:41,120
Speaker 1: losses have been by four points or fewer. Dang, yeah, yeah,

2415
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:47,520
Speaker 1: and they lost a couple of clos before that was one.

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02:00:47,600 --> 02:00:51,240
Speaker 15: You think they could pull out right a one a

2417
02:00:51,280 --> 02:00:51,880
Speaker 15: little bit more.

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02:00:52,960 --> 02:00:59,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, excuse it. Since Montreal Canadians are in town.

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02:00:59,480 --> 02:01:04,440
Speaker 1: That's my I can speak a little French, like the

2420
02:01:04,560 --> 02:01:08,280
Speaker 1: time Josh and I were both race car drivers in

2421
02:01:08,480 --> 02:01:17,360
Speaker 1: formula formula. Oh he said in that movie? What was

2422
02:01:17,440 --> 02:01:17,840
Speaker 1: that movie?

2423
02:01:18,240 --> 02:01:19,040
Speaker 6: Talladega Knights?

2424
02:01:20,640 --> 02:01:23,120
Speaker 1: A little baseball something or another here for you if

2425
02:01:23,160 --> 02:01:26,560
Speaker 1: you care. Luisa Rise has agreed to a deal with

2426
02:01:26,640 --> 02:01:27,960
Speaker 1: the San Francisco Giants.

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02:01:28,440 --> 02:01:30,320
Speaker 10: Yep, it's gonna play second base for him.

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02:01:31,160 --> 02:01:34,680
Speaker 1: M Well that ought to be something. What the hell

2429
02:01:34,720 --> 02:01:35,400
Speaker 1: else is going on?

2430
02:01:36,960 --> 02:01:37,880
Speaker 10: I think you covered it?

2431
02:01:40,520 --> 02:01:42,880
Speaker 1: Busy weekend what was a busy weekend for the love

2432
02:01:42,960 --> 02:01:47,120
Speaker 1: of Pete. Yeah, so uh you boys, I hope you

2433
02:01:47,160 --> 02:01:49,120
Speaker 1: don't catch this cold that I have.

2434
02:01:49,960 --> 02:01:51,040
Speaker 2: It's going around.

2435
02:01:52,160 --> 02:01:54,560
Speaker 15: Everybody thinking about coming in the studio one day last week.

2436
02:01:54,640 --> 02:01:59,160
Speaker 2: But after you guys got sick, everybody's said that would

2437
02:01:59,160 --> 02:01:59,920
Speaker 2: have been a bad idea.

2438
02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:03,000
Speaker 1: The cubby says, the whole building is just a vomit bag.

2439
02:02:03,120 --> 02:02:03,400
Speaker 1: Right now.

2440
02:02:03,560 --> 02:02:05,640
Speaker 2: My kids home from school today. He's got a couple buddies,

2441
02:02:05,720 --> 02:02:06,040
Speaker 2: same thing.

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02:02:06,120 --> 02:02:09,640
Speaker 1: Everybody's got some wonderful stay healthy Brad writer Randy Shaver.

2443
02:02:09,760 --> 02:02:10,760
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you boys soon.

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02:02:11,280 --> 02:02:11,560
Speaker 10: See it.

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02:02:11,760 --> 02:02:22,320
Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Half Fast Morning shown three x. Poor timing

2446
02:02:22,440 --> 02:02:28,000
Speaker 1: right there, poor timing. It's wonderful, absolutely wonderful to be

2447
02:02:28,120 --> 02:02:31,880
Speaker 1: coming to you live here on this yere Monday morning.

2448
02:02:31,960 --> 02:02:36,200
Speaker 1: Look at you, just look at you. You're beautiful. Welcome

2449
02:02:36,240 --> 02:02:38,400
Speaker 1: back to the ninety three X Half Fast Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Oh cripes, you know, Josh, I got a Broski. I

2451
02:02:43,880 --> 02:02:46,960
Speaker 1: got a friend of all the candy in the world.

2452
02:02:48,080 --> 02:02:54,280
Speaker 1: His absolute favorite are the Sweethearts candy that folks end

2453
02:02:54,400 --> 02:02:56,800
Speaker 1: up trading back and forth come Valentine's Day.

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02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:58,760
Speaker 8: Well, I like it, but that's weird.

2455
02:02:58,880 --> 02:03:00,600
Speaker 2: I've never heard some but say.

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02:03:00,480 --> 02:03:03,440
Speaker 1: That before the little Hearts. Everyone knows what I'm talking about.

2457
02:03:03,720 --> 02:03:06,280
Speaker 2: Not just the whimsy of the sayings. It's actually just

2458
02:03:06,360 --> 02:03:07,640
Speaker 2: like he just wants to eat them up.

2459
02:03:08,120 --> 02:03:11,640
Speaker 1: I bet he's never experienced any of the whimsy. He's

2460
02:03:11,680 --> 02:03:12,880
Speaker 1: not a whimsical person.

2461
02:03:13,000 --> 02:03:14,800
Speaker 2: I always hope the girl would give me one that

2462
02:03:14,960 --> 02:03:16,840
Speaker 2: was like, I think you're cute or something like that.

2463
02:03:17,280 --> 02:03:21,000
Speaker 2: I know they specifically pulled out the your cutes and everything.

2464
02:03:21,080 --> 02:03:22,920
Speaker 2: Mine were just more banal, like whatever.

2465
02:03:25,080 --> 02:03:31,920
Speaker 1: Now, this cat, he just loves candy, junk food in general.

2466
02:03:36,160 --> 02:03:38,920
Speaker 1: His other because this is something he does talk about

2467
02:03:39,000 --> 02:03:42,840
Speaker 1: quite a bit, snacks candy. The other candy that he

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02:03:42,960 --> 02:03:52,640
Speaker 1: loves are the old fashioned lollies, but like the the loop,

2469
02:03:56,040 --> 02:03:59,960
Speaker 1: just a little stick and there's a powdery candy ball

2470
02:04:00,040 --> 02:04:03,000
Speaker 1: all on the top. Oh yeah, that's what we call.

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02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:06,040
Speaker 8: Them, were Lolli's this sweetheart.

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02:04:06,640 --> 02:04:09,760
Speaker 1: Yes, it's kind of like a sweetheart sucker. Yeah, so good.

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02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:15,680
Speaker 1: I found that strange. Also, like you said, Ashley, I

2474
02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:18,040
Speaker 1: like candy too, just as much as the next guy.

2475
02:04:18,680 --> 02:04:22,280
Speaker 1: I never thought that anyone's favorite would be those little

2476
02:04:22,400 --> 02:04:28,560
Speaker 1: sweethearts candies. No, but he's an odd dude. Have you

2477
02:04:28,640 --> 02:04:35,040
Speaker 1: heard what's going on with this? Now? Sweethearts Candy have

2478
02:04:35,160 --> 02:04:39,800
Speaker 1: announced a new line of what they call here the

2479
02:04:40,040 --> 02:04:43,760
Speaker 1: practical conversation Hearts for Valentine's Day.

2480
02:04:43,840 --> 02:04:46,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to change it to conversation hearts years ago.

2481
02:04:46,840 --> 02:04:47,720
Speaker 1: Well, what did it used to be?

2482
02:04:48,040 --> 02:04:51,080
Speaker 8: What was it used to I can't remember. I always

2483
02:04:51,120 --> 02:04:52,800
Speaker 8: thought it was just a conversation art.

2484
02:04:52,800 --> 02:04:57,280
Speaker 1: We've called them something different, Okay, okay, so it changed

2485
02:04:57,320 --> 02:05:01,360
Speaker 1: over to conversation hearts. Sweet Hearts Candy now has a

2486
02:05:01,480 --> 02:05:05,680
Speaker 1: new line of practical conversation hearts for Valentine's Day, and

2487
02:05:05,800 --> 02:05:09,000
Speaker 1: they're gearing them towards the young people. So in the

2488
02:05:09,080 --> 02:05:13,160
Speaker 1: old days they would say marry me, qutie pie, things

2489
02:05:13,320 --> 02:05:18,800
Speaker 1: like that. This is for the younger people. There are

2490
02:05:18,960 --> 02:05:22,280
Speaker 1: new hearts that you can find in the bag, and

2491
02:05:22,520 --> 02:05:27,240
Speaker 1: it tells me these sayings apply to dating in the

2492
02:05:27,360 --> 02:05:31,640
Speaker 1: year twenty and twenty six. The five new messages are split,

2493
02:05:31,880 --> 02:05:44,080
Speaker 1: rent carpool, buy bulk, cook for two, and share log in.

2494
02:05:44,760 --> 02:05:45,840
Speaker 6: That's a big one these days.

2495
02:05:46,440 --> 02:05:48,560
Speaker 8: All of that is a signed how poor we all

2496
02:05:48,560 --> 02:05:48,840
Speaker 8: are now?

2497
02:05:49,080 --> 02:05:49,200
Speaker 1: I know.

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02:05:49,240 --> 02:05:50,320
Speaker 6: It's actually kind of depressing.

2499
02:05:50,560 --> 02:05:52,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a theme there, you're right.

2500
02:05:53,680 --> 02:05:57,680
Speaker 8: Buy in bulk though, I on that quick. That's been

2501
02:05:57,800 --> 02:05:58,480
Speaker 8: like an argument.

2502
02:05:58,560 --> 02:06:02,080
Speaker 1: Lately, young people are doing a lot of buying in bulk, Like,

2503
02:06:02,160 --> 02:06:03,720
Speaker 1: what's the argument, what's the argument?

2504
02:06:04,040 --> 02:06:07,920
Speaker 9: I don't know what's wrong with me, but for some reason,

2505
02:06:08,320 --> 02:06:10,640
Speaker 9: say I'm in the paper towel aisle. I know that

2506
02:06:10,760 --> 02:06:13,040
Speaker 9: I'm gonna need paper towels for a while. There's never

2507
02:06:13,120 --> 02:06:15,760
Speaker 9: gonna be a time where I don't need paper towels,

2508
02:06:16,680 --> 02:06:20,440
Speaker 9: but I still won't buy the biggest pack you can buy,

2509
02:06:21,360 --> 02:06:23,920
Speaker 9: Like I can buy it. I've got the money too,

2510
02:06:24,040 --> 02:06:26,879
Speaker 9: But in my head, I'm I think I'm like spending

2511
02:06:27,040 --> 02:06:30,400
Speaker 9: more money just I don't know. I'd rather spend smaller

2512
02:06:30,400 --> 02:06:34,640
Speaker 9: amounts of money separate times instead of saving money by

2513
02:06:34,760 --> 02:06:35,800
Speaker 9: spending a lot at once.

2514
02:06:35,880 --> 02:06:37,320
Speaker 2: I like to do bulk, so you just don't have

2515
02:06:37,360 --> 02:06:38,920
Speaker 2: to go shopping it right, Yeah.

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02:06:38,760 --> 02:06:40,440
Speaker 9: Well I love going to the store, so maybe that

2517
02:06:40,520 --> 02:06:42,720
Speaker 9: has something to do with it. But my husband's getting

2518
02:06:42,800 --> 02:06:46,800
Speaker 9: mad at me because he's like, just buy the whole

2519
02:06:47,080 --> 02:06:49,920
Speaker 9: big roll of paper towels or fill your guest take

2520
02:06:50,040 --> 02:06:53,600
Speaker 9: up all the way they have to do twenty bucks. Yeah,

2521
02:06:53,920 --> 02:06:56,320
Speaker 9: it frustrates the heck out of them. And I thought

2522
02:06:56,360 --> 02:06:58,320
Speaker 9: maybe I got it for my parents. I asked them,

2523
02:06:58,360 --> 02:07:01,080
Speaker 9: and they're like, no, we've always bought bulk. We don't

2524
02:07:01,080 --> 02:07:02,120
Speaker 9: know what's wrong with you either.

2525
02:07:02,960 --> 02:07:05,520
Speaker 1: I guess I've never I've never known the definition of

2526
02:07:05,720 --> 02:07:08,720
Speaker 1: buying in bulk. So that just means you're buying the

2527
02:07:08,840 --> 02:07:13,200
Speaker 1: biggest like larger amounts, the biggest addition. We're not talking

2528
02:07:13,360 --> 02:07:15,640
Speaker 1: when when I've heard buy in bulk before, I'm picturing

2529
02:07:15,720 --> 02:07:18,720
Speaker 1: folks who need the guy at Sam's Club to go

2530
02:07:18,840 --> 02:07:22,800
Speaker 1: get the forklift because they're getting seventy six cases of

2531
02:07:22,880 --> 02:07:23,480
Speaker 1: baked beans.

2532
02:07:23,800 --> 02:07:26,600
Speaker 9: No, buying in bulk would be simply you just going

2533
02:07:26,680 --> 02:07:30,520
Speaker 9: to Sam's Club or Costco, like those are big bulk places.

2534
02:07:30,680 --> 02:07:32,720
Speaker 1: So but if I get the twelve pack of paper

2535
02:07:32,800 --> 02:07:34,360
Speaker 1: towels over the four pack.

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Speaker 7: And I buying in bulk, yeah sure, oh okay, and

2537
02:07:36,920 --> 02:07:38,960
Speaker 7: you're spending less parole of paper towels.

2538
02:07:39,600 --> 02:07:41,640
Speaker 1: I've never never paid attention to the definition.

2539
02:07:41,840 --> 02:07:44,400
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you got to pay attention to your LPRs

2540
02:07:44,600 --> 02:07:47,120
Speaker 2: when you're buying paper, paper towels and things like that.

2541
02:07:47,880 --> 02:07:49,680
Speaker 6: Is that something that costco executive members?

2542
02:07:50,440 --> 02:07:55,600
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, less par role, less per role, So uh,

2543
02:07:55,960 --> 02:08:01,120
Speaker 1: there you go. The new candid hearts, conversation hearts for

2544
02:08:01,320 --> 02:08:05,400
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. We'll have these hip twenty and twenty six

2545
02:08:05,920 --> 02:08:09,320
Speaker 1: little slogans on it to appeal to the younger people.

2546
02:08:09,600 --> 02:08:12,960
Speaker 1: They say that these sayings apply to dating in twenty

2547
02:08:13,040 --> 02:08:19,720
Speaker 1: and twenty six. This line of candid hearts is called

2548
02:08:19,800 --> 02:08:27,640
Speaker 1: the Love in This Economy collection, And a poll did

2549
02:08:27,920 --> 02:08:34,280
Speaker 1: say that here in America, eighty percent of us. What

2550
02:08:34,400 --> 02:08:40,080
Speaker 1: does this say? Money worries are affecting Valentine's Day for

2551
02:08:40,320 --> 02:08:43,600
Speaker 1: eighty percent of us. Well, I've never been in a

2552
02:08:43,680 --> 02:08:46,360
Speaker 1: relationship where we blew the doors off the joint for

2553
02:08:46,520 --> 02:08:50,160
Speaker 1: Valentine's Deck. I know some is some of you are

2554
02:08:50,240 --> 02:08:53,240
Speaker 1: up against it, where if you don't have a laser

2555
02:08:53,440 --> 02:08:56,520
Speaker 1: light show and your monkeys are doing backflips and a

2556
02:08:56,560 --> 02:08:59,800
Speaker 1: beautiful meal and jewelry, you're going to be in the

2557
02:09:00,280 --> 02:09:02,920
Speaker 1: house for summer. I've never been a part of that scene.

2558
02:09:03,040 --> 02:09:07,760
Speaker 9: So I make dinner like a home made for four

2559
02:09:08,240 --> 02:09:11,480
Speaker 9: course meal for Valentine's Day. Yeah, and I have a

2560
02:09:11,560 --> 02:09:14,600
Speaker 9: lot of fun doing it. So but it's not like,

2561
02:09:14,800 --> 02:09:18,400
Speaker 9: you know, crazy expensive. It's more expensive than the average dinner,

2562
02:09:18,520 --> 02:09:20,480
Speaker 9: but try to keep it simple.

2563
02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:23,440
Speaker 2: I thought the mean conversation hearts were pretty funny, stuff

2564
02:09:23,480 --> 02:09:26,880
Speaker 2: like f you bite me, drop dead? Not today like that,

2565
02:09:27,720 --> 02:09:29,480
Speaker 2: go away, eat ass, get lost.

2566
02:09:29,840 --> 02:09:31,680
Speaker 9: It'd be so sad though, if you were like in

2567
02:09:31,800 --> 02:09:34,600
Speaker 9: school and the kids were giving those out, I'd be terrified.

2568
02:09:34,680 --> 02:09:35,480
Speaker 8: Pick your enemies.

2569
02:09:36,760 --> 02:09:39,720
Speaker 1: I can still find a bag of those somewheres. Yeah,

2570
02:09:40,040 --> 02:09:42,280
Speaker 1: you can get those, Ben Franklin, your kids.

2571
02:09:42,120 --> 02:09:44,920
Speaker 8: Still do that at school, pass out Valentine's.

2572
02:09:45,320 --> 02:09:48,600
Speaker 2: I don't think you can give out food stuff.

2573
02:09:48,960 --> 02:09:49,800
Speaker 6: The rules have changed.

2574
02:09:52,600 --> 02:09:54,480
Speaker 9: I used to love that getting home from school and

2575
02:09:54,480 --> 02:09:55,720
Speaker 9: then I would sit in the middle of the living

2576
02:09:55,800 --> 02:09:58,200
Speaker 9: room and show my parents every single Valentine I got.

2577
02:09:58,880 --> 02:10:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wouldn't take too long in my case, fell

2578
02:10:02,280 --> 02:10:04,160
Speaker 2: the by like roses in high school.

2579
02:10:04,600 --> 02:10:08,360
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, jah, Wait, Josh, when you were in school,

2580
02:10:09,240 --> 02:10:12,040
Speaker 9: it was optional, like who you wanted to give Valentines to?

2581
02:10:12,160 --> 02:10:13,520
Speaker 8: When I was in school, you had to get one

2582
02:10:13,560 --> 02:10:14,080
Speaker 8: for everybody.

2583
02:10:14,160 --> 02:10:15,600
Speaker 2: No, it was optional back then.

2584
02:10:15,880 --> 02:10:20,120
Speaker 6: Ouch, yeah, jos, I got some Ralph Wagham stuff right there.

2585
02:10:20,640 --> 02:10:22,360
Speaker 9: We could go back in time. I would make sure

2586
02:10:22,360 --> 02:10:23,880
Speaker 9: your Valentine's box was full.

2587
02:10:24,000 --> 02:10:24,840
Speaker 2: Oh, you're very kind.

2588
02:10:24,920 --> 02:10:27,320
Speaker 1: Did you really never get one Valentine in grade school?

2589
02:10:27,400 --> 02:10:29,240
Speaker 2: One or two? But like from Buddy say an f

2590
02:10:29,320 --> 02:10:29,840
Speaker 2: you or something.

2591
02:10:29,920 --> 02:10:32,040
Speaker 1: Your aunt stopped by and filled out.

2592
02:10:32,240 --> 02:10:33,200
Speaker 2: Grandma showed up.

2593
02:10:33,480 --> 02:10:34,560
Speaker 8: My heart hurts for you.

2594
02:10:34,920 --> 02:10:36,440
Speaker 2: She gave me like a Kmart coop on.

2595
02:10:36,560 --> 02:10:38,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was a cold vibe. Back then.

2596
02:10:39,320 --> 02:10:43,080
Speaker 1: It was you're loved or you're not, and deal with

2597
02:10:43,200 --> 02:10:44,880
Speaker 1: it one way or the other. Yeah, I remember that

2598
02:10:45,000 --> 02:10:46,720
Speaker 1: in grade school. We didn't do it in junior high.

2599
02:10:46,760 --> 02:10:49,160
Speaker 1: But in grade school. I mean maybe your school had

2600
02:10:49,200 --> 02:10:51,960
Speaker 1: the same setup. We called them Herta grams. I think, yes,

2601
02:10:52,440 --> 02:10:57,640
Speaker 1: hearta Grahams. So if I loved Tina, I'd get myself

2602
02:10:57,720 --> 02:11:01,960
Speaker 1: a heartagram and write or something sexy and uh put

2603
02:11:02,000 --> 02:11:03,120
Speaker 1: it in the Tina pile.

2604
02:11:03,920 --> 02:11:06,600
Speaker 2: Folks are saying they do still hand out Valentines at

2605
02:11:06,640 --> 02:11:07,440
Speaker 2: elementary school.

2606
02:11:07,440 --> 02:11:08,600
Speaker 8: Oh good, I'm glad.

2607
02:11:09,680 --> 02:11:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, But now that you're bringing it up, those were stressful.

2608
02:11:13,920 --> 02:11:15,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I hated that day.

2609
02:11:15,800 --> 02:11:19,200
Speaker 1: Somewhat stressful days because you know, you walked up to

2610
02:11:19,360 --> 02:11:21,760
Speaker 1: your pile and you sure hoped there was a decent

2611
02:11:21,840 --> 02:11:22,480
Speaker 1: stack of them.

2612
02:11:23,440 --> 02:11:25,440
Speaker 2: Sorry, I was just going to say, deciding who to

2613
02:11:25,520 --> 02:11:27,000
Speaker 2: give them to and what you're gonna run.

2614
02:11:27,040 --> 02:11:28,360
Speaker 1: Oh I knew who I was giving them to.

2615
02:11:29,280 --> 02:11:31,920
Speaker 2: I had how they were going to respond.

2616
02:11:32,160 --> 02:11:34,520
Speaker 1: There were two girls at my grade school who I oh,

2617
02:11:34,640 --> 02:11:36,600
Speaker 1: I knew I was filling them out a heart agram.

2618
02:11:36,920 --> 02:11:39,360
Speaker 9: I was such a loser, I used to I always

2619
02:11:39,440 --> 02:11:43,040
Speaker 9: loved Valentine's Day. I used to make like Valentines desserts,

2620
02:11:43,200 --> 02:11:46,200
Speaker 9: cupcakes or brownies or whatever to bring to school the

2621
02:11:46,240 --> 02:11:47,680
Speaker 9: next day to give out to people.

2622
02:11:48,520 --> 02:11:49,120
Speaker 8: I'm talking like.

2623
02:11:49,480 --> 02:11:51,280
Speaker 7: Middle school, so la.

2624
02:11:52,320 --> 02:11:56,320
Speaker 1: Not in high school. Of course, there was that kissing gimmick.

2625
02:11:57,800 --> 02:12:01,120
Speaker 1: I think maybe we called them kiss Ograham's, where like,

2626
02:12:01,240 --> 02:12:05,400
Speaker 1: let's say I had a crush on Smashly, I would

2627
02:12:05,480 --> 02:12:07,720
Speaker 1: send her a kiss a gram. I'd fill it out too,

2628
02:12:07,840 --> 02:12:12,120
Speaker 1: Smashly from daddy. I probably would have referred to myself

2629
02:12:12,120 --> 02:12:15,280
Speaker 1: as and hand it in. And then a group of

2630
02:12:15,440 --> 02:12:19,440
Speaker 1: ten twelve dudes would rush into your classroom and wearing

2631
02:12:19,520 --> 02:12:22,800
Speaker 1: lipstick and they'd kiss the hell out of you. That's crazy,

2632
02:12:23,040 --> 02:12:25,280
Speaker 1: And you would see that it was from me, which

2633
02:12:26,440 --> 02:12:28,560
Speaker 1: then you knew that you know, I wanted to I

2634
02:12:28,600 --> 02:12:29,520
Speaker 1: wanted to party with you.

2635
02:12:29,920 --> 02:12:31,920
Speaker 8: This reminds me of something I was talking to somebody

2636
02:12:31,920 --> 02:12:32,760
Speaker 8: about the other day.

2637
02:12:33,120 --> 02:12:33,240
Speaker 1: Uh.

2638
02:12:33,680 --> 02:12:37,120
Speaker 8: We had sex bracelets. Oh in middle school? Did you

2639
02:12:37,280 --> 02:12:38,920
Speaker 8: ever know hit those Daana?

2640
02:12:39,120 --> 02:12:39,160
Speaker 2: No?

2641
02:12:39,760 --> 02:12:42,440
Speaker 8: So they were like these little rubber bracelets, and they

2642
02:12:42,440 --> 02:12:44,720
Speaker 8: were really easy to break, so you could just walk

2643
02:12:44,800 --> 02:12:47,800
Speaker 8: up to somebody and you know, grab the bracelet, break And.

2644
02:12:47,880 --> 02:12:51,240
Speaker 9: So all the different colors had different meanings. So black

2645
02:12:51,320 --> 02:12:53,120
Speaker 9: would be that was, you know, as far.

2646
02:12:53,080 --> 02:12:56,200
Speaker 8: As you could go that. No, no, I don't, I can't.

2647
02:12:56,320 --> 02:12:57,560
Speaker 2: That would be brown anal one.

2648
02:12:58,280 --> 02:13:01,120
Speaker 8: But black was sex because of course, and then there's

2649
02:13:01,480 --> 02:13:02,920
Speaker 8: everything else in between.

2650
02:13:03,080 --> 02:13:08,840
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, meant to bej red meant a spank

2651
02:13:08,920 --> 02:13:10,600
Speaker 1: on the ass. So what you're saying is, if you

2652
02:13:10,640 --> 02:13:12,960
Speaker 1: wanted to have sex with a guy at your high school,

2653
02:13:13,520 --> 02:13:16,440
Speaker 1: everyone's wearing the bracelets, Yep, you'd walk up and crack

2654
02:13:16,560 --> 02:13:18,960
Speaker 1: the black one off his wrist, and that meant you

2655
02:13:19,040 --> 02:13:20,000
Speaker 1: wanted to fold him.

2656
02:13:20,240 --> 02:13:21,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.

2657
02:13:21,680 --> 02:13:24,200
Speaker 1: If you wanted just to dump a dry HJ on

2658
02:13:24,280 --> 02:13:26,240
Speaker 1: a guy in the parking lot, there was a color

2659
02:13:26,320 --> 02:13:27,240
Speaker 1: for that. Yeah.

2660
02:13:27,480 --> 02:13:31,240
Speaker 9: And I asked my husband because I mean he's only

2661
02:13:31,360 --> 02:13:33,840
Speaker 9: he only graduated two years before me or one year,

2662
02:13:33,880 --> 02:13:35,120
Speaker 9: I can't remember, and he said.

2663
02:13:35,640 --> 02:13:38,240
Speaker 8: Said, you ever use those or play that game? And

2664
02:13:38,360 --> 02:13:40,760
Speaker 8: he said no, because I'm not a slut.

2665
02:13:41,840 --> 02:13:42,960
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that.

2666
02:13:43,200 --> 02:13:47,000
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, sorry, we didn't play that game?

2667
02:13:47,200 --> 02:13:49,320
Speaker 8: No, Well, you missed out.

2668
02:13:49,480 --> 02:13:51,960
Speaker 1: Back in our day, if you wanted to have sex

2669
02:13:52,040 --> 02:13:53,520
Speaker 1: with someone, you just had to find a way to

2670
02:13:53,560 --> 02:13:57,480
Speaker 1: tell him. Kiss a grams. Got a few people texting in.

2671
02:13:57,600 --> 02:14:00,120
Speaker 1: They had the kiss agrams at their high school. Oh

2672
02:14:00,160 --> 02:14:01,720
Speaker 1: it was just a mess after a while. I mean,

2673
02:14:01,760 --> 02:14:05,760
Speaker 1: if you got a lot of them, you know, the

2674
02:14:05,920 --> 02:14:08,040
Speaker 1: girls would come in and kiss the guys. The guys

2675
02:14:08,080 --> 02:14:09,800
Speaker 1: would come in and kiss the girls. If you got

2676
02:14:09,840 --> 02:14:11,720
Speaker 1: a lot of them, your face just looked like a

2677
02:14:11,840 --> 02:14:14,320
Speaker 1: herpie after three hours.

2678
02:14:13,960 --> 02:14:15,640
Speaker 8: Of Were the kissers attractive?

2679
02:14:16,320 --> 02:14:16,440
Speaker 1: Oh?

2680
02:14:16,680 --> 02:14:19,640
Speaker 8: Sure, I mean so it'd be like it'd be nice

2681
02:14:19,680 --> 02:14:20,520
Speaker 8: to be kissed by them.

2682
02:14:20,560 --> 02:14:22,000
Speaker 1: Well, I mean not all of them. I mean, you

2683
02:14:22,080 --> 02:14:33,320
Speaker 1: know what does this say? Wow? So much has changed?

2684
02:14:34,320 --> 02:14:38,320
Speaker 1: A listener texted in to say at his granddaughter's grade school,

2685
02:14:39,160 --> 02:14:43,000
Speaker 1: they weren't allowed to play tag because someone might be

2686
02:14:43,200 --> 02:14:44,560
Speaker 1: tagged too hard.

2687
02:14:44,800 --> 02:14:46,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, a lot of that's changed.

2688
02:14:47,040 --> 02:14:49,360
Speaker 7: It even happened. I was a kid when we played dodgeball.

2689
02:14:49,400 --> 02:14:51,040
Speaker 7: You had to roll the ball. You weren't allowed to

2690
02:14:51,080 --> 02:14:51,400
Speaker 7: throw it.

2691
02:14:51,640 --> 02:14:55,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, dodgeball, for god, some schools still do it. But

2692
02:14:55,440 --> 02:14:57,040
Speaker 2: I know, like, yeah, that went away for a little

2693
02:14:57,040 --> 02:14:57,720
Speaker 2: bit for that reason.

2694
02:14:58,080 --> 02:15:00,600
Speaker 7: I got enraged once I rolled the all the kid

2695
02:15:00,680 --> 02:15:02,360
Speaker 7: and he saw it coming, so he let it go

2696
02:15:02,440 --> 02:15:03,080
Speaker 7: between his legs.

2697
02:15:03,120 --> 02:15:04,880
Speaker 6: He went like Nana, Nana, boo boo.

2698
02:15:05,280 --> 02:15:07,360
Speaker 7: So I just picked him up and just smoked the kids.

2699
02:15:07,520 --> 02:15:08,480
Speaker 7: Glasses were flying.

2700
02:15:10,320 --> 02:15:12,600
Speaker 1: We couldn't have been more violent with each other in

2701
02:15:12,720 --> 02:15:16,400
Speaker 1: Jim class. Oh my god. We were violent with each

2702
02:15:16,400 --> 02:15:19,400
Speaker 1: other no matter what the game was, We found a

2703
02:15:19,440 --> 02:15:20,360
Speaker 1: way to hurt somebody.

2704
02:15:20,680 --> 02:15:23,560
Speaker 9: I hated that as a girl. I hated with Jim

2705
02:15:23,640 --> 02:15:26,080
Speaker 9: class because all the dudes would just go way too hard.

2706
02:15:26,480 --> 02:15:28,480
Speaker 2: You guys have dodgeball when you were growing up.

2707
02:15:28,640 --> 02:15:31,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah they were. I mean there were soft,

2708
02:15:31,880 --> 02:15:33,640
Speaker 8: like nerf like kind of balls.

2709
02:15:33,680 --> 02:15:36,480
Speaker 1: But you're not gonna like this, Dana. But one day,

2710
02:15:37,360 --> 02:15:41,040
Speaker 1: probably because we were playing soccer, and it put me

2711
02:15:41,160 --> 02:15:43,080
Speaker 1: in big Al in a bad mood right away that

2712
02:15:43,160 --> 02:15:48,160
Speaker 1: we had to play soccer, we cheap shoted Wang so terribly.

2713
02:15:50,680 --> 02:15:53,200
Speaker 1: Nina's got a soft spot for my bro Wang. I

2714
02:15:53,280 --> 02:15:57,160
Speaker 1: do big Al and I cheap shot and Wang so badly.

2715
02:15:57,520 --> 02:16:00,840
Speaker 1: He should have been hospitalized. I ever forget him looking

2716
02:16:00,880 --> 02:16:03,800
Speaker 1: at us like why that's how we were friends. We

2717
02:16:04,120 --> 02:16:07,600
Speaker 1: were so uninterested in playing soccer we wanted to be

2718
02:16:07,720 --> 02:16:10,280
Speaker 1: kicked out. Yeah, so we waited for Wang to get

2719
02:16:10,320 --> 02:16:13,280
Speaker 1: the ball, and we just blasted that sorry son of

2720
02:16:13,360 --> 02:16:15,680
Speaker 1: a bitch. You're right in the jaw. It's as hard

2721
02:16:15,720 --> 02:16:16,520
Speaker 1: as we could have.

2722
02:16:16,720 --> 02:16:18,280
Speaker 2: Ass money show.

2723
02:16:21,800 --> 02:16:26,160
Speaker 1: Sake, we are about ready to disco dance our way

2724
02:16:26,200 --> 02:16:29,480
Speaker 1: out of this nightmare in a minute or two. We'll

2725
02:16:29,520 --> 02:16:32,360
Speaker 1: be back tomorrow at five point forty. If any of

2726
02:16:32,480 --> 02:16:36,720
Speaker 1: us has to well make a pit stop on the

2727
02:16:36,760 --> 02:16:39,800
Speaker 1: way home to cut a turd, you should probably know

2728
02:16:39,879 --> 02:16:44,320
Speaker 1: about the crapper Mapper. Now, this is nothing new as

2729
02:16:44,360 --> 02:16:46,760
Speaker 1: far as I know. I thought a few years ago

2730
02:16:46,840 --> 02:16:50,800
Speaker 1: we heard about a website you can jump on that'll

2731
02:16:50,840 --> 02:16:58,040
Speaker 1: tell you about the best public bathrooms in your neighborhood. Okay, so,

2732
02:16:58,280 --> 02:17:00,440
Speaker 1: as far as I know, this isn't a brand new gimmick,

2733
02:17:00,920 --> 02:17:05,800
Speaker 1: but a dude who calls himself the crapper Mapper has

2734
02:17:05,920 --> 02:17:10,199
Speaker 1: a social media thing happening now where he reviews public

2735
02:17:10,280 --> 02:17:15,440
Speaker 1: bathrooms and tells you how wonderful or brutal they are.

2736
02:17:16,760 --> 02:17:18,840
Speaker 1: So if you're on your way home today and you've

2737
02:17:18,840 --> 02:17:21,880
Speaker 1: got to make a pit stop, maybe look up the

2738
02:17:22,000 --> 02:17:22,760
Speaker 1: crapper Mapper.

2739
02:17:23,440 --> 02:17:25,320
Speaker 2: Are people still using poop maps?

2740
02:17:26,160 --> 02:17:26,920
Speaker 8: I haven't heard about it.

2741
02:17:27,440 --> 02:17:29,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, which one was that again for a while where

2742
02:17:29,560 --> 02:17:33,400
Speaker 2: you would basically drop a pin quote unquote any place

2743
02:17:33,480 --> 02:17:35,880
Speaker 2: you went, and then you'd share that with like you

2744
02:17:35,959 --> 02:17:39,840
Speaker 2: would share your location other people on the app, so

2745
02:17:39,920 --> 02:17:42,560
Speaker 2: they can say, hey, I pooped there as well pay

2746
02:17:42,720 --> 02:17:45,480
Speaker 2: all the different places you poop well bonding thing. Yeah,

2747
02:17:45,480 --> 02:17:47,840
Speaker 2: it's one of the strangest apps out there, but I

2748
02:17:47,920 --> 02:17:49,800
Speaker 2: know a few people who kind of got into it

2749
02:17:49,920 --> 02:17:50,360
Speaker 2: for a while.

2750
02:17:50,560 --> 02:17:53,960
Speaker 7: My buddies and I never ever have been the share

2751
02:17:54,000 --> 02:17:55,600
Speaker 7: a picture of your poop people. If you talked about that,

2752
02:17:55,600 --> 02:17:58,560
Speaker 7: it's disgusting, but we do sometimes if you're taking a bathroom,

2753
02:17:58,840 --> 02:18:01,640
Speaker 7: you know, go to the bathroom and public toilet, you know,

2754
02:18:02,160 --> 02:18:03,720
Speaker 7: we'll send it like a point of view picture.

2755
02:18:03,760 --> 02:18:03,880
Speaker 1: You know.

2756
02:18:03,879 --> 02:18:05,440
Speaker 7: I'll take a picture of the stall and say, hey,

2757
02:18:05,480 --> 02:18:08,600
Speaker 7: I'm at the Saint claud Burger king rate this stall,

2758
02:18:08,760 --> 02:18:10,960
Speaker 7: and they kind of judge the ambiance and rate it.

2759
02:18:11,040 --> 02:18:12,320
Speaker 6: It's kind of something stilly we do.

2760
02:18:12,520 --> 02:18:13,800
Speaker 2: Do you check for reflections?

2761
02:18:13,840 --> 02:18:15,000
Speaker 6: I hope, Oh yeah, of course.

2762
02:18:15,040 --> 02:18:15,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2763
02:18:15,240 --> 02:18:18,480
Speaker 2: I'd be terrified inadvertently sending something and you.

2764
02:18:19,440 --> 02:18:23,840
Speaker 1: And your pals will rate a stall in particular. So

2765
02:18:25,040 --> 02:18:29,360
Speaker 1: this guy, I believe he calls his little gimmick the

2766
02:18:29,480 --> 02:18:34,360
Speaker 1: dump report. He he must come from money or something

2767
02:18:35,000 --> 02:18:40,440
Speaker 1: because he has the ability to wander America and rate

2768
02:18:41,240 --> 02:18:45,600
Speaker 1: public bathrooms wherever he goes gives him an overall rating.

2769
02:18:51,040 --> 02:18:54,840
Speaker 1: He just simply reviews the bathroom. There's no footage as

2770
02:18:54,879 --> 02:18:59,880
Speaker 1: far as I know, of him actually pressing out a dump.

2771
02:19:00,680 --> 02:19:04,720
Speaker 1: That would be horrible and I wouldn't be telling you

2772
02:19:04,800 --> 02:19:06,000
Speaker 1: about it if if.

2773
02:19:05,840 --> 02:19:08,320
Speaker 2: That's what he did, Yeah, I'd stay away from that.

2774
02:19:08,440 --> 02:19:16,120
Speaker 1: I think he just rates the cleanliness, how close the

2775
02:19:16,160 --> 02:19:18,360
Speaker 1: bathroom is to the front door. I guess that would

2776
02:19:18,400 --> 02:19:22,800
Speaker 1: benefit some of you folks who suffer from code Browns. Definitely,

2777
02:19:23,000 --> 02:19:28,040
Speaker 1: the style of toilets and sinks, the availability of paper

2778
02:19:28,160 --> 02:19:33,320
Speaker 1: seat covers. Never used a paper seat cover. That's for sissies.

2779
02:19:33,360 --> 02:19:36,080
Speaker 2: Are they even around? I guess I just don't pay attention, right,

2780
02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:36,800
Speaker 2: I just don't check.

2781
02:19:36,920 --> 02:19:39,279
Speaker 8: I see him at the Mall of America in the airport.

2782
02:19:39,480 --> 02:19:41,560
Speaker 7: I like to feel it, you know, you want to

2783
02:19:41,560 --> 02:19:43,000
Speaker 7: feel those hot buns from before it.

2784
02:19:43,200 --> 02:19:44,160
Speaker 2: Don't put that in between.

2785
02:19:44,600 --> 02:19:46,760
Speaker 1: The guy is very thorough. I mean, I'm not even

2786
02:19:46,800 --> 02:19:50,520
Speaker 1: done yet as far as what this guy looks into

2787
02:19:50,680 --> 02:19:53,560
Speaker 1: and rates when he's in a public bathroom. How many stoles,

2788
02:19:54,040 --> 02:19:59,920
Speaker 1: how spacious. They are water pressure. So there's an app

2789
02:20:00,320 --> 02:20:04,320
Speaker 1: available called the crapper Mapper where you can get your

2790
02:20:04,440 --> 02:20:05,200
Speaker 1: dump report.

2791
02:20:08,360 --> 02:20:11,080
Speaker 2: There's a few people saying they do still use poop maps,

2792
02:20:11,240 --> 02:20:14,119
Speaker 2: do they? Yeah, so I guess that's still kind of popular.

2793
02:20:14,200 --> 02:20:15,000
Speaker 6: Keeping the dream alive.

2794
02:20:15,080 --> 02:20:15,240
Speaker 1: Huh.

2795
02:20:15,440 --> 02:20:18,040
Speaker 2: I'm you know, I'm cool going wherever.

2796
02:20:19,200 --> 02:20:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

2797
02:20:19,879 --> 02:20:22,440
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll make an extra you know, drive

2798
02:20:22,480 --> 02:20:24,160
Speaker 2: an extra mile to get to a better bathroom.

2799
02:20:24,200 --> 02:20:24,520
Speaker 1: Noah.

2800
02:20:24,520 --> 02:20:25,920
Speaker 8: If I have to use the restroom, I have to

2801
02:20:26,000 --> 02:20:26,720
Speaker 8: use the restroom.

2802
02:20:26,840 --> 02:20:26,920
Speaker 7: Right.

2803
02:20:27,760 --> 02:20:33,440
Speaker 1: I have had many, many, many, many, many, many desperate moments.

2804
02:20:34,160 --> 02:20:38,160
Speaker 1: Not lately, my system has greatly improved. It's been a

2805
02:20:38,200 --> 02:20:41,320
Speaker 1: long time. Actually, I'm happy to say, since I had

2806
02:20:41,360 --> 02:20:44,400
Speaker 1: to worry about racing my car into a gas station

2807
02:20:44,600 --> 02:20:48,800
Speaker 1: parking lot and praying there's an available stall, I'm very

2808
02:20:48,840 --> 02:20:52,000
Speaker 1: happy that those days have come and gone. So he

2809
02:20:52,120 --> 02:20:56,400
Speaker 1: does have some local joints here that he has rated.

2810
02:20:56,680 --> 02:20:58,840
Speaker 1: He's from Kansas City, but at one point or another

2811
02:20:58,879 --> 02:21:05,840
Speaker 1: he made his way up to these parts. He went

2812
02:21:05,879 --> 02:21:10,760
Speaker 1: ahead with a five turds out of five, not stars.

2813
02:21:11,520 --> 02:21:14,760
Speaker 1: He rates it by turds five out of five for

2814
02:21:15,040 --> 02:21:19,920
Speaker 1: a gas station in Albertville. Love's gas station in Albertville.

2815
02:21:19,959 --> 02:21:22,200
Speaker 1: Some of you is, I'm sure are very familiar.

2816
02:21:22,680 --> 02:21:22,840
Speaker 10: Huh.

2817
02:21:22,879 --> 02:21:24,959
Speaker 8: I never went to the Love, so I'd always hit

2818
02:21:25,040 --> 02:21:27,520
Speaker 8: up the quick trip there. They have a nice bathroom too.

2819
02:21:27,840 --> 02:21:30,160
Speaker 1: His only and he still gave it five turns out

2820
02:21:30,160 --> 02:21:33,640
Speaker 1: of five. His only criticism I guess of Love's gas

2821
02:21:33,680 --> 02:21:36,120
Speaker 1: station in Albertville that it is that it did not

2822
02:21:36,280 --> 02:21:37,000
Speaker 1: have a bedet.

2823
02:21:37,879 --> 02:21:40,039
Speaker 2: I've never seen a public bathroom bedet.

2824
02:21:40,200 --> 02:21:43,360
Speaker 8: No on me either, I bet that would be absolutely vile.

2825
02:21:43,959 --> 02:21:46,200
Speaker 6: The first time I had a today was at a restaurant.

2826
02:21:46,879 --> 02:21:47,440
Speaker 6: Really yeah.

2827
02:21:47,480 --> 02:21:50,160
Speaker 7: It was a pad type place, and I was on

2828
02:21:50,280 --> 02:21:52,520
Speaker 7: a date actually, and I only had to pee, but

2829
02:21:52,840 --> 02:21:54,880
Speaker 7: the one yearninal was taken. So I went and sat

2830
02:21:54,959 --> 02:21:57,520
Speaker 7: on the toilet and I noticed it and I started

2831
02:21:57,560 --> 02:21:59,480
Speaker 7: playing with it, and you can mess with the temperature

2832
02:21:59,520 --> 02:22:01,960
Speaker 7: and stuff. I'm sitting there for way too long, and

2833
02:22:02,040 --> 02:22:03,879
Speaker 7: then I realized, like she must think I'm just taking

2834
02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:06,320
Speaker 7: a hollacious dump right now, because I was in there

2835
02:22:06,360 --> 02:22:06,920
Speaker 7: just messed.

2836
02:22:06,720 --> 02:22:07,080
Speaker 1: Around with it.

2837
02:22:07,080 --> 02:22:07,760
Speaker 6: It's kind of fun.

2838
02:22:07,800 --> 02:22:08,640
Speaker 2: It's almost like a game.

2839
02:22:08,720 --> 02:22:11,120
Speaker 7: I had like this big control panels if it was

2840
02:22:11,240 --> 02:22:14,199
Speaker 7: like a I don't know, like some type of like your.

2841
02:22:14,160 --> 02:22:17,959
Speaker 2: Car dashboard or something you sat to Pete. Yeah, finally

2842
02:22:18,240 --> 02:22:19,800
Speaker 2: a man after my own taste.

2843
02:22:19,920 --> 02:22:20,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

2844
02:22:20,480 --> 02:22:22,480
Speaker 7: I know that's your game, Josh, and I've been doing

2845
02:22:22,520 --> 02:22:23,640
Speaker 7: it more and more as I get older.

2846
02:22:24,600 --> 02:22:25,720
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding about mine.

2847
02:22:25,760 --> 02:22:28,400
Speaker 6: Oh from time to time.

2848
02:22:28,600 --> 02:22:29,120
Speaker 2: That's a joke.

2849
02:22:29,280 --> 02:22:30,080
Speaker 10: Ah, dang it.

2850
02:22:30,240 --> 02:22:31,800
Speaker 8: Like super tired, a.

2851
02:22:31,879 --> 02:22:34,640
Speaker 1: Listener is texted into guests that maybe the crapper mapper

2852
02:22:34,720 --> 02:22:36,440
Speaker 1: isn't over the road truck driver could be.

2853
02:22:36,600 --> 02:22:37,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a very good guess.

2854
02:22:38,120 --> 02:22:41,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. He didn't have great things to say

2855
02:22:41,160 --> 02:22:44,920
Speaker 1: about the stalls, well that's not the correct term. The bathrooms.

2856
02:22:45,520 --> 02:22:47,600
Speaker 1: He didn't have great things to say about the bathrooms

2857
02:22:47,640 --> 02:22:48,560
Speaker 1: at the Mall of America.

2858
02:22:49,720 --> 02:22:50,480
Speaker 8: I understand.

2859
02:22:50,680 --> 02:22:54,240
Speaker 1: He only gave them a two turds out of five.

2860
02:22:56,240 --> 02:22:58,959
Speaker 1: Didn't like the smell, he said, Uh.

2861
02:23:00,120 --> 02:23:01,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of people coming in and out from

2862
02:23:01,720 --> 02:23:02,480
Speaker 6: all different roles.

2863
02:23:03,959 --> 02:23:07,160
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that's difficult. It's like an airport bathroom, right.

2864
02:23:07,120 --> 02:23:08,480
Speaker 6: Yes, that's tough to maintain.

2865
02:23:08,560 --> 02:23:11,439
Speaker 1: There's really no way you can control that. That environment.

2866
02:23:11,560 --> 02:23:13,840
Speaker 1: My god, the amount of people racing in and out

2867
02:23:13,879 --> 02:23:17,680
Speaker 1: of there, and there's a joint and wiseada called Benedict's

2868
02:23:17,680 --> 02:23:22,840
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with Benedicts. That's my hometown. They got a

2869
02:23:22,959 --> 02:23:29,560
Speaker 1: five turds out of five review. So far, five hundred

2870
02:23:29,560 --> 02:23:31,959
Speaker 1: bathrooms have been ranked in the United States. This guy

2871
02:23:32,120 --> 02:23:34,760
Speaker 1: is man picking up steam and I'm not trying to

2872
02:23:34,800 --> 02:23:38,600
Speaker 1: be cute with that. We gotta get going. But I

2873
02:23:38,680 --> 02:23:40,840
Speaker 1: had such a great experience in the Mall of America

2874
02:23:40,920 --> 02:23:43,400
Speaker 1: bathroom a couple of years ago. I walked in there

2875
02:23:43,440 --> 02:23:46,959
Speaker 1: to take a squeege and as I'm standing there, two

2876
02:23:47,080 --> 02:23:50,520
Speaker 1: young dudes walked in, and I was so thoroughly entertained

2877
02:23:50,560 --> 02:23:54,720
Speaker 1: by their conversation. Two young dudes walked in and everything

2878
02:23:54,879 --> 02:23:57,600
Speaker 1: that they said to each other ended with the word ho.

2879
02:23:59,560 --> 02:24:02,520
Speaker 1: So they the guy's like, would you skip class today? Ho?

2880
02:24:03,560 --> 02:24:06,520
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, Ho, Well who do you have

2881
02:24:06,640 --> 02:24:07,119
Speaker 1: fourth hour?

2882
02:24:07,240 --> 02:24:07,280
Speaker 7: Ho?

2883
02:24:08,040 --> 02:24:10,600
Speaker 1: Well, missus Johnson Hope. Oh yeah, she you mean bitch?

2884
02:24:10,640 --> 02:24:10,680
Speaker 7: Ho?

2885
02:24:11,080 --> 02:24:13,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? She is Ho? Right, And I'm got my d

2886
02:24:13,760 --> 02:24:16,000
Speaker 1: in my hand taking a whisp. I'm just smiling ear

2887
02:24:16,040 --> 02:24:18,160
Speaker 1: to ear because this is so funny. And the icing

2888
02:24:18,240 --> 02:24:20,080
Speaker 1: on the cake was one of them goes into the

2889
02:24:20,160 --> 02:24:22,680
Speaker 1: stall to take a deuce and I hear him rattling

2890
02:24:22,760 --> 02:24:25,840
Speaker 1: around the toilet paper receptacle, right yeah, and he says

2891
02:24:25,920 --> 02:24:28,000
Speaker 1: this out loud while his buddy's on the outside of

2892
02:24:28,040 --> 02:24:30,600
Speaker 1: the stall, obviously, and so am I. He's rattling around

2893
02:24:31,040 --> 02:24:33,400
Speaker 1: and he says, where's the toilet paper?

2894
02:24:33,440 --> 02:24:38,120
Speaker 2: Ho, I'm gonna be doing that all day, Hope.

2895
02:24:38,400 --> 02:24:41,280
Speaker 1: I just told myself this. I'm a lucky guy that

2896
02:24:41,360 --> 02:24:45,680
Speaker 1: I got to overhear. We gotta get the hell out

2897
02:24:45,680 --> 02:24:45,920
Speaker 1: of here.

2898
02:24:46,200 --> 02:24:49,640
Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Molly turning the Big O nine from

2899
02:24:49,720 --> 02:24:53,600
Speaker 2: your driving me nuts Jesus to clean, to clean, seal

2900
02:24:53,680 --> 02:24:56,600
Speaker 2: coating Jesus shouting out his daughter Haley on her seventeenth birthday.

2901
02:24:56,640 --> 02:24:59,880
Speaker 2: Happy Birthday to Tinker Jesus from Ohio, Moose stuff Jesus,

2902
02:25:00,440 --> 02:25:04,320
Speaker 2: And Happy twenty ninth to asphalt Cowboy Jesus from Lil Mah.

2903
02:25:04,600 --> 02:25:04,920
Speaker 1: Jesus