1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: The following podcast has been rated TVMA, nsfw R, and 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:10,039 Speaker 1: NC seventeen. So it is not safe for kids. Put 3 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 1: your children to bed. You spend enough time with them anyway. 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 2: Say friend, now, I don't mean to pry or even 5 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 2: assume anything, because Lord knows that'll make an ass out 6 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 2: of both of us, But I couldn't help notice. You're 7 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 2: out here doing what you can best you can, and 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 2: making your way in the apocalypse without a drink. 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Live Jepson's Malort, the only drink 24 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 2: that will still be here. 25 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 4: Proud sponsor, Proud sponsor of Chad the Bird Cast, which 26 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,839 Speaker 4: is what you're listening to you right now, your official 27 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 4: bird Cast of the Apocalypse. 28 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 3: Oh sorry, do you mean to shout? Sorry? 29 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 5: I promise that you like me because you could go 30 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 5: down hill. 31 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 6: I can promise that you. 32 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 5: Probably will. Can I promise you that just went to. 33 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 4: Quota? 34 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 5: Now what's going on? 35 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 3: Humans? My name is Chad. I am a bird. 36 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 4: And if you had to ask this and this is 37 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,679 Speaker 4: your first day, uh, now you know what's going on. 38 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 3: This is the bird Cast. 39 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 4: You're listening to it right wherever you are, and I 40 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 4: don't care and I don't need to know, but you 41 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 4: can always let me know. I'd love to know where 42 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 4: you're listening this To film yourself listening to this. Post 43 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 4: it on Instagram, tag me, you can post it on tiktak. 44 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 4: But for those of you who remember, they demonetized me 45 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 4: for having quote unoriginal content, which is strange because I 46 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,519 Speaker 4: don't know if you've seen me, but I'm very laughy 47 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 4: taffy looking, and that's hard to to to back up 48 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 4: in court that my shit's not original. So I won't 49 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 4: be posting on there until I get my mind tization 50 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:05,799 Speaker 4: status back, but you can always find me on the Instagrams, facebooks, youtubes, 51 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 4: and threads. I'm also on letterbox. You can find me 52 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 4: there and you can listen to this birdcast, which is 53 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,079 Speaker 4: what you're doing. 54 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 6: Oh sorry. Also, the YouTube's duh. 55 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 4: That's where we want you to go the most, because 56 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,359 Speaker 4: the tubes is where you can see the full report, 57 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 4: because like. 58 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 3: On these little ones, you don't see the whole thing. 59 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 4: You go to YouTube, you get the full one. And bonus, 60 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 4: that's where I live stream. Speaking of I will be 61 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 4: live streaming Friday, January twenty third live from Logan Arcade. 62 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 3: It's chad Gets lit. 63 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 4: Pinball Houseolf Horrors, White House of Horrors. 64 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 3: Well, I guess you'll just have to find out. 65 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 4: I'm not gonna reveal it otherwise you will already know, 66 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 4: and that's called a spoiler and we don't do that 67 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 4: very often. So come on, buy the youtubes now, please 68 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 4: like and subscribe those. I hate to say it, but 69 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 4: you gotta do it or you won't know I'm doing it. Plus, 70 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 4: the more subscribers I have, the better I feel. So 71 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 4: make me feel good today. Come on down to the 72 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 4: YouTube sub in check it out. You won't miss any updates, 73 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 4: get those notifications on. 74 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 3: YadA, YadA YadA. You guys know how the internet works. 75 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 4: But if you go to my YouTube and you check 76 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 4: it out, you'll see my live pinball streams, especially the 77 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 4: one that's coming up Friday, the twenty third, Chad Lee 78 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 4: Slet Pamball House Off Horrors, And you'll also see the 79 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 4: full version of my reports and all that. 80 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,480 Speaker 3: Kind of stuff. So find me on all those things. 81 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 4: And uh yeah, well we'll get to the TikTok at 82 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 4: some point, or we won't. We'll just hang out over there. 83 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 4: Doesn't matter really. What matters is that this is the 84 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 4: bird Cast and you're listening to it. Oh my god, 85 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,280 Speaker 4: weay just got back from San Francisco and boys, our 86 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 4: jet lag lagging. It really fucking affects you. You know, 87 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 4: coming from the West Coast to you know, Midwest, it's 88 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 4: a little different because you like, you get kicked into 89 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,679 Speaker 4: the future, but when you go backwards, it's really fucks 90 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 4: with you because you wake up at like six am 91 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 4: because it's eight am here and you go back to bed. 92 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 3: Then you wake up at ten am because it's noon here, 93 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 3: and your bodies. 94 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 4: I don't know why I'm explaining jet lag to you, 95 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 4: but like that was a lot more than I was expecting. 96 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 3: So we're still recovering. I don't know why. 97 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 4: I mean, we did great, We slept well, we ate well. 98 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 4: San Francisco opened its Golden Gate, and we came. 99 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 6: With flowers in our hair. We played at the Lost Church. 100 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 4: Shout out to the crew over there, Alexia, what's up, Brett, 101 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 4: thank you for having us. We'll be back guaranteed. If 102 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 4: you're in San Francisco, go check out the Lost Church. 103 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 4: That venue is dope and they've got really cool stuff 104 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 4: going on over there. 105 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 3: It's got a great like. 106 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:47,119 Speaker 4: Underground on vampire wedding vibe to it, with like lots 107 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 4: of tapestries and gas lamps and art and red lights. 108 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 3: Great spot. Go to my instagraming seat pictures of it. 109 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 4: And then while we were there, we got to play 110 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 4: with the Great Griffin Newman, Jene Cordero and Connor Ratlift. 111 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 4: So like, if you love the blank Check Dudes and 112 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 4: you love Pillboy from the Good Place, that was our 113 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 4: lineup for Class Live at the Lost Church in San Francisco, 114 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 4: and the show was great. Y'all came out hard. There 115 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 4: was not a seat left to be sat in, and 116 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,720 Speaker 4: you all laughed and Clapton. We got to hang out 117 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 4: with a couple of y'all afterwards, and now it was 118 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,039 Speaker 4: pretty dope. And then a couple of us went over 119 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 4: to go check out pup it Up because our buddy Grant, 120 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 4: who is one of their premiere muppeteers, was there, and 121 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 4: we got to hang out with him and Brian Henson 122 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 4: and all those kids brag and got to see puppet 123 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 4: Up over at the Palace of the Arts in San Francisco. 124 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 4: Just all around great Saturday. Then Sunday we wanted around 125 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 4: San Francisco and highlights include, but are not limited to, 126 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:54,159 Speaker 4: going to the Mousey Mechanique that's got a bunch of 127 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 4: arcade games that are like old school nineteen hundreds arcade games, 128 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,120 Speaker 4: early nineteen hundreds. It's like you drop a corner in 129 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,039 Speaker 4: and a little puppet does a little dance and that 130 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 4: kind of shit. Incredible, wild, interesting shit over there. They 131 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,040 Speaker 4: had a couple of pins, but wait, there's more coming. 132 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 3: And then we went. 133 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 4: To Chinatown and then which is always a fucking trip, 134 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,280 Speaker 4: and then we went to the Cable Car Museum. Side 135 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 4: quest when you're in San Francisco and you're wandering around 136 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 4: just near just like shy of China Town on Mason, 137 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 4: I think it's the street there's the cable Car Museum. 138 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 4: And the thing about the cable Car Museum is it's 139 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 4: actually the hub where all the cable cars are controlled from, 140 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 4: and they just built a museum around it so you 141 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 4: can go and see how the cable cars work in 142 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 4: the actual place where the cable cars are being controlled. 143 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaker 6: Fucking dope, go to the Cable Car Museum. It's really cool. 144 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 4: And then we went from there to hate Ashbury, which 145 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 4: was a pilgrimage of course, given my love of churting 146 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 4: fat dorts, I had to do one on Hayte Ashbury 147 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 4: in front of all the thrift stores and you know, 148 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 4: graffiti uses, so that was fun. Also, the weather was dope. 149 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 4: It was like sixty five and sunny, so I was 150 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 4: feeling my grateful deadness. And then we wandered over to 151 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 4: the incredible free gold Watch sixty one pins in the 152 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 4: best condition, got to meet a bunch of folk over 153 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 4: there and slam some balls. 154 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 3: They had some really good ones. 155 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 4: You know, I love Fishtails Classic. That one was there. 156 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 4: That's Mark Ritchie game Field. That one was there in 157 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 4: great and great condition, oiled and cleaned and just felt 158 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 4: like it was brand new out of the box. Also, 159 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,960 Speaker 4: they had the dirty Hairy one. I think that's Data East. 160 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,760 Speaker 4: And then they had an Indian, the Indiana Jones one 161 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 4: there everybody loves was there. 162 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,800 Speaker 3: I mean they had all the new shit too. 163 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 4: They had a real working comment which I had not 164 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 4: seen in the face before that was actually working and 165 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,079 Speaker 4: well maintained. 166 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:52,959 Speaker 3: That was dope. 167 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 4: Then they had this little back room with like Captain 168 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 4: Fantastic and Chicago and a bunch of those old like 169 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:04,360 Speaker 4: true mechanical ones, the em Games of your and then 170 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,559 Speaker 4: we just got to hang out. 171 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 3: That's an old screen printing place as well. 172 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 4: So we didn't get a shirt made, but we watch 173 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 4: a make it and then oh shit. 174 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 3: Yeah. 175 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 4: Then we went and saw the sunset by the Painted Ladies, 176 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 4: which you can see on my Instagram. Those are just 177 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 4: those famous houses on the strip in San Francisco. 178 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 3: And then we made our way via cable car back 179 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 3: to the wharf. 180 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,480 Speaker 4: To get some slam and seafood at Scomas, which has 181 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 4: been around since nineteen sixty five. 182 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 3: So those are our highlights. 183 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 6: We will be back, and I wish we were. 184 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,520 Speaker 4: Still there because it is like negative ah in Chicago 185 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 4: right now and it was quite the cultural adjustment. 186 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 5: That's you're caught up. 187 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,960 Speaker 3: You know what happened. Now you know we're back. 188 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 4: Thank you Griffin Newman, Connor Ratliffe, Eugene Cordero, the Lost Church, 189 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:54,839 Speaker 4: everyone in San Francisco for making our journey worth it 190 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,840 Speaker 4: and fantastic. We hope to come on your podcast, and 191 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 4: we hope you come on our podcast. And as long 192 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,880 Speaker 4: as you're having a good time in life, we are 193 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 4: happy for you. So yeah, go listen to blank Check 194 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 4: and follow Eugene Cordero on everything that he's doing because 195 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 4: he's a gym. 196 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,319 Speaker 3: Oh that's it. 197 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 4: Just saying it makes me tired, but that's why you know. 198 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,959 Speaker 4: We're jumping this episode on a Wednesday. By the way, 199 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:23,120 Speaker 4: if you're listening to this today Wednesday, January twenty, first 200 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,800 Speaker 4: tonight at six pm, you get to see the full 201 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 4: premiere of my report from two weeks ago. And it 202 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,760 Speaker 4: was a class report. Oh no, it was just from 203 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 4: last week you see my report from class. It's all 204 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 4: about the history of Wikipedia. 205 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,840 Speaker 3: It's pretty dumb, but yeah, check it out on my YouTube. 206 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 4: And that's also where we're gonna be streaming their The 207 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 4: ALM Chad gets lit Pinball House of Horrors January twenty third. 208 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,760 Speaker 3: Like I said, not gonna tell you the game. That's 209 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 3: why you got to show up. 210 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:52,960 Speaker 4: We might even have a special guest, but again, no spoilers. Okay, 211 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,400 Speaker 4: so what is this episode gonna be about. Well, it 212 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 4: is from two weeks ago, right, yeah, that's what because 213 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,440 Speaker 4: it wasn't last week. Yeah, this is from This is 214 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,319 Speaker 4: from two weeks ago. Holy shit, it is today Sunday. 215 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 4: Damn Monday was a hell of a decade. But I 216 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 4: got asked to cover the Consumer Electronics Show's Worst in 217 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 4: Show Awards from twenty twenty six, and I did that 218 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 4: and I'm. 219 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:27,080 Speaker 3: Happy to say it was crazy. So keep listening. 220 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,640 Speaker 4: This is me live in front of a bunch of 221 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 4: drunks from a couple of weeks ago, talking about technology 222 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,520 Speaker 4: from the Worst in Show at Consumer Electronics Show. 223 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 3: Already in progress. 224 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 4: Man, going back in time, it's like chet lag, but 225 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 4: then we're listening to two weeks ago. 226 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:48,840 Speaker 3: Well, time is it humans. 227 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 4: People's hoipolloy and populous. 228 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 5: My name is Chad and I am a bird. 229 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 4: You all are humans spoiler alert for existence, and we 230 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:03,079 Speaker 4: do share some fundamental difference is us birds get up early. 231 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,000 Speaker 5: We love snacks. 232 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 4: We got kloachas, which means we ones and twos at 233 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 4: the same time. We go number three, something you land 234 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,560 Speaker 4: walkers will never understand. But one thing you twos and 235 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,120 Speaker 4: ones can agree with us threes on, regardless of parts 236 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,840 Speaker 4: and guts, is that it is the future. 237 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,560 Speaker 5: And well, now hold on, it's gonna get more fun, 238 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 5: I promise. 239 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:26,640 Speaker 4: And with it the glimmer of a brighter tomorrow, a 240 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 4: faster destiny, a more efficient existence. That is the promise, 241 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:34,160 Speaker 4: the idea, the general vibe of the future. It's in 242 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,800 Speaker 4: the word, it's in the syllables, it's in the long 243 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,160 Speaker 4: vowel at the beginning. 244 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,439 Speaker 5: It's not butter. 245 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 4: That's the noise you make when you're walking around barefoot 246 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 4: with the lights off. You accidentally toe pop. You're sleeping 247 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,720 Speaker 4: dog in the butt hole and it screams and it 248 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 4: scares you. 249 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,680 Speaker 5: It's not the future. 250 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 4: That's the sound you make when you're trying to tell 251 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,079 Speaker 4: your coworkers about what office equipment's given you a problem. 252 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,839 Speaker 4: But you're an old prospector who fell into a time 253 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 4: machine and woke up in the nineties. It's not the future, 254 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 4: though it should be on the second syllable, because the 255 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 4: idea is going forward. But if you say it like that, 256 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,880 Speaker 4: you're gonna sound crazy, or like one of those Midwest 257 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 4: college kids that go to Europe for a year and 258 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 4: then come back start and saying shit like Kappa and 259 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,360 Speaker 4: mate and wearing more knits, like you're always cold. You're 260 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 4: from Wisconsin. You've survived harder colds than Amsterdam. It's in 261 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:24,079 Speaker 4: your blood. Your blood is cheese. Now it's the future 262 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 4: of the Latin futurus, meaning time to come, about to 263 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 4: be going to be, the agreement, the obligation of the future, 264 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,480 Speaker 4: because nothing less indefinite, even general hospital has to end someday. 265 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,839 Speaker 4: It cannot go on forever. It's not possible. It's a 266 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,080 Speaker 4: cance the laws of physics. But a future is promised 267 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 4: to no one. It is never guaranteed. There is no 268 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 4: real warranty. It's just a thing that could be about 269 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,680 Speaker 4: to be, going to be a time to come, and 270 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,200 Speaker 4: thankfully we can get there if we try. But Trying 271 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 4: is hard. Trying means work, Trying means getting up earlier 272 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 4: than the birds working on the problem. Someday you could 273 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 4: go number three. 274 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,280 Speaker 5: Humans. 275 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,160 Speaker 4: The future is whatever you want to make it, but 276 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,840 Speaker 4: you gotta make it. And thankfully you got a handy 277 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:06,079 Speaker 4: dandy bluetooth capable hands free asistant that's odorless, wireless, tasteless, 278 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 4: hard and soft wired into your day to day parts, 279 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 4: af accessible. 280 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 6: And ready to pair. 281 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 4: Of the ancient humans used to call sciences, ah science, 282 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,600 Speaker 4: the probabilities, the principles, the knowledge, all packed into pellets 283 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,600 Speaker 4: to load into whatever you're wondering so you can rapid 284 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 4: fire off some spectacular house and whiys, scaring the neighbors 285 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 4: and developing new ways to do it. And you call 286 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,880 Speaker 4: that technology. And this is where you break free from 287 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 4: the birds, because humans are. 288 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 5: Always gonna human. 289 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,680 Speaker 4: The fifty eighth Annual Consumer Electronics Show happened in Your 290 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 4: Future Humans January sixth through nine, twenty twenty six, in 291 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,880 Speaker 4: the Las Vegas Convention Center and the Venetian Expo, where 292 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 4: quote the industry's sharpest minds take the stage to unveil 293 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 4: their latest releases and boldest breakthroughs. And you'd figure the 294 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 4: log line like that that you would nail it. Us 295 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,880 Speaker 4: birds would We got the sharpest heads. We have knives 296 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 4: for faces, but humans are gonna human. The Consumer Electronics 297 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 4: Show has been the place to go if you want 298 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 4: to know what's the buzz, what's happening? 299 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,480 Speaker 5: Why should you want to know? 300 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,840 Speaker 4: Don't you mind about the future? Don't you try to 301 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,200 Speaker 4: think ahead? Since nineteen sixty seven. It was a spin 302 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,280 Speaker 4: off of the Chicago Music Show. By the way, in 303 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,640 Speaker 4: case you got trivia tonight, why how that's for you 304 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 4: to google and me to get DMS about later? Cite 305 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 4: your sources. Where the innovators and tech head show off 306 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,120 Speaker 4: the latest cool thing that you're not gonna be able 307 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 4: to afford, but it's cool to know that it exists. 308 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 4: Technology like autonomous robots that are gonna help planes land 309 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,680 Speaker 4: on the tarmac when the weather sucks, which I don't 310 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 4: know if you notice, but it's been like sixty for 311 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,120 Speaker 4: a week in January in the Midwest, so you know 312 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,320 Speaker 4: you're due. Use the clues prepare for the future. The 313 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 4: robo rock Sorrows Rover, which is a little vacuum that 314 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:50,640 Speaker 4: can climb stairs, causing dogs everywhere to have breakout rebellion 315 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,200 Speaker 4: meetings in secret because. 316 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 3: The humans did it. 317 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,440 Speaker 5: They taught it to climb. 318 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 3: Nowhere is safe. 319 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 4: But I say to you dogs, be not afraid cause 320 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,560 Speaker 4: quote it was a tad slow and it's ascent and decent, 321 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 4: but it was cleaning each step during the demo end quote. 322 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 4: There may be a time in the future somewhere that 323 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,560 Speaker 4: the vacuum will be our greatest threat, but it is 324 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:14,280 Speaker 4: not today. Today it is just a dirpy rumbo with legs. 325 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 4: The Winnings Body Scan too, smart scale that can actually 326 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 4: measure sixty different biomarkers in ninety seconds, like heart rate, 327 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,960 Speaker 4: vascular age, and their metabolism using pads on your hands 328 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 4: and feet. Coming this spring for six hundred bucks, you 329 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 4: too can be more nervous than you already were. But 330 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 4: even amongst all that tech and innovation, the sharpest of 331 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 4: mine is pointed right at the future. It is inevitable 332 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,960 Speaker 4: that you're gonna whiff it because humans are gonna human. 333 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,400 Speaker 5: The annual Consumer. 334 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,880 Speaker 4: Electronics Show in Las Vegas is also home to the 335 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 4: Worst in Show Awards, where a panel of judges from 336 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 4: groups outside the CEES so you know the real like 337 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,520 Speaker 4: consumer reports, The Electronic Frontier Foundation and the right to 338 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:01,239 Speaker 4: repair Advocate I Fix It, collectively narc on the Shenanigans 339 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 4: these tech companies bring to the Fair to show off 340 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,840 Speaker 4: what they think will get you to the future. This year, 341 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 4: the general vibe was not what the fuck but why 342 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:15,760 Speaker 4: the fuck? Like the Samsung Bespoke AI Family Hub refrigerator, 343 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:20,000 Speaker 4: which received the overall Worston Show because it's basically one 344 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 4: of those examples of humans displaying the Ian Malcolm principle 345 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,800 Speaker 4: of being so preoccupied with better than not you could 346 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 4: you can stop thinking shit the essence of chaos theory. 347 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:33,119 Speaker 4: The Samsung Bespoke AI Family Hub is a handless smart 348 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,680 Speaker 4: fridge with a screen on the door that can open 349 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 4: and close with voice commands. First off, totally had to 350 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 4: look up what bespoke meant, because I have no idea 351 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,160 Speaker 4: what that means. You use it in descriptions humans. Basically, 352 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 4: it means customizable, made to order, so it can be 353 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:51,480 Speaker 4: the dream fridge you've always wanted. Now dream fridge does 354 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,119 Speaker 4: sound like a dope garage band you would see on 355 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,520 Speaker 4: the bill with like ten other bands, including Bespoke Ai 356 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 4: Family Hub, but in practice, in the real a smart 357 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,800 Speaker 4: fridge that knows that you're what you're out of just 358 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 4: means commercials for what you're looking for. Can you imagine 359 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,399 Speaker 4: that every time you're out of Saracha. I don't know 360 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,680 Speaker 4: if you ever watch TV, but the ad breaks are unhinged, 361 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,639 Speaker 4: which is more useful than the BESPOKEI Family Hub Dream 362 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 4: fridge because it. 363 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,560 Speaker 5: Doesn't have any fucking handles. 364 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,879 Speaker 4: It only opens through the voice command open sesame and 365 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,160 Speaker 4: close Sesame. And I don't know if you ever gotten 366 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,800 Speaker 4: a screaming match with an Alexa, but can you imagine 367 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:28,119 Speaker 4: the Thanksgiving level of drama that's going to a cur 368 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,280 Speaker 4: if the fridge shits itself because you couldn't remember the 369 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,000 Speaker 4: fucking spell to open it when all you wanted was 370 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,000 Speaker 4: some fucking cheese. 371 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,280 Speaker 5: A fridge does not need more responsibility. 372 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,480 Speaker 4: To quote Gay Gordon Byrne of the Digital Rights to 373 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 4: Repair Cobalition quote, it was a hard fought battle, but 374 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 4: there were really a lot of bad products. 375 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 5: The one thing a refrigerator should do is keep things cold. 376 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,200 Speaker 5: That's it. It needs to do that all the time 377 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 5: without difficulty. 378 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 4: And it looks like the BESPOKEI Family Hub went in 379 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 4: the opposite direction, making a fridge that opens with a 380 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,960 Speaker 4: wizard curse and which is your condiment habits. So unless 381 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 4: you're gonna stay comfy with the fridge, you need getting 382 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,800 Speaker 4: after the one you want. It's gonna get you the 383 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 4: fridge you deserve humans, That's what science says. Anyway, there 384 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,600 Speaker 4: was the Worst for the Environment Award from Nathan Proctor 385 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 4: from the Public Interest Research Group or PERG if You're nasty, 386 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:22,160 Speaker 4: and that went to the soon to be launched Lollipop 387 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 4: Star from Lava Brand, which is a lickable treat pop 388 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 4: that's actually a speaker that uses bone conduction technology, so 389 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 4: when you put the Lolli in your mouth, you hear 390 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 4: pop music. 391 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 5: At last, the dream is real. The future is now. 392 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,679 Speaker 4: Who has to suck on a dumb dumb when you 393 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,239 Speaker 4: can get your skull fucked by acon or I spice, 394 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,680 Speaker 4: depending on the. 395 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:53,919 Speaker 5: Flavors that you get. Now you can hear candy. 396 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,560 Speaker 4: Honestly amongst the Molly crowd. Having been to a Cornerraver 397 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,560 Speaker 4: two in my time kind of sounds dope. I'm all 398 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,919 Speaker 4: for the surround sound autmost I go to forty AC 399 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,160 Speaker 4: I get it every day could be a roller coaster, 400 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:04,320 Speaker 4: and if you're doing edibles like me, sometimes it's a 401 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:05,560 Speaker 4: surprise haunted house. 402 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,480 Speaker 5: But the issue here is. 403 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,639 Speaker 4: That each one is a mini bone conduction headphone, and 404 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,359 Speaker 4: that means batteries and plastic which you only have to 405 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:16,160 Speaker 4: toss away because it's not reusable. That would be insane 406 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,240 Speaker 4: hearing a LOLLIPOPI is a once in a lifetime opportunity. 407 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,720 Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean, I guess for weddings or a 408 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,359 Speaker 4: corn rave. But if you're doing that, you're probably not 409 00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:25,320 Speaker 4: giving a shit about sea turtles. In the moment, humans 410 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,800 Speaker 4: are gonna human. And finally, my favorite of the Emmys 411 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 4: of If You Can, You Will Humans was the award 412 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,880 Speaker 4: for Worston Show for cybersecurity at the Consumers elect Okay, 413 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:41,680 Speaker 4: all right, don't jump me man, I'll get you there. 414 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,159 Speaker 5: The moroc Ultra tread series is. 415 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:49,720 Speaker 4: An exercise equipment situation with built in conversational AI coaches. 416 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,280 Speaker 4: Now I'm already dubious because I'm already getting into fights 417 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,560 Speaker 4: with Alexa while being judged by my wings botting scan 418 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 4: two smart scale measuring sixty different Bible markers and ninety 419 00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,240 Speaker 4: seconds coming to spring. I don't want to be bullied 420 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:03,399 Speaker 4: by a treadmill, but the fact that a fitness robot 421 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,439 Speaker 4: is one step closer to the terminator of the Schwarzenegger connection, 422 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,640 Speaker 4: absolutelywithstanding did not netit the worst of show. 423 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,199 Speaker 5: The problem with the moroc Ultra tread is that it 424 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:14,640 Speaker 5: asks for. 425 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,600 Speaker 4: A ton of info from you before creating a workout program, 426 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 4: which means the company that makes it also has that information, which, 427 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 4: besides the usual shit you got to fill out to 428 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 4: even turn it on, it's also monitoring your biometric information. 429 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,720 Speaker 4: So who's ever reading that data knows how fast your 430 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,840 Speaker 4: fucking fat ass can run, which is nothing wild Apple 431 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 4: already knows that, which is why you should. 432 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,240 Speaker 5: Always read the fucking agreement and back of the iPod 433 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,200 Speaker 5: days humans. 434 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,879 Speaker 4: But what got at the award for the worst was 435 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:46,040 Speaker 4: the security statement on the morocc website, which declared in 436 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 4: Morok's privacy policy that we quote cannot guarantee the security 437 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 4: of your personal information. Humans are gonna human, man, That's 438 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,360 Speaker 4: why you got humans to watch you human, and who 439 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 4: better to know the humans that study that you know, 440 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 4: the people that know you humans. 441 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,320 Speaker 5: It's the humans that know you humans. That's the humans 442 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:05,639 Speaker 5: that you need. 443 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,399 Speaker 4: A human with humans twenty twenty six has been a 444 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:14,280 Speaker 4: hell of a decade, but the future is yours to create. 445 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,760 Speaker 4: It is not promised, because nothing is. It's just that 446 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,520 Speaker 4: you could if you try, so get in there and try, 447 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 4: however you can not to get the future that you want. 448 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,639 Speaker 4: Humans gonna human, You're gonna miss sometimes, go for the 449 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 4: future that you collectively actually need. 450 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,720 Speaker 5: And thankfully you don't. 451 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,240 Speaker 4: Gotta go out a loan to figure that out, because 452 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,000 Speaker 4: you got a handy, dandy, heap and technologically savvy assist 453 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,080 Speaker 4: from the device that always binds. Best in show every 454 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 4: year that you call science. 455 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 3: Thank you, I love you a goodnight. 456 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:49,760 Speaker 4: Arms. 457 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,639 Speaker 3: You know I had some that's pretty good. Thomas Tolby, 458 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,360 Speaker 3: Thank you very much. 459 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:53,480 Speaker 2: Me. 460 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,199 Speaker 4: I had somebody in the chat one to be like, 461 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 4: are you afraid that, Like Thomas Dolby's gonna see you, 462 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,679 Speaker 4: and I'm like, no, Also, fucking call me sometime Thomas 463 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,280 Speaker 4: Dolby come on the bird cast. 464 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 3: That'd be dope. 465 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 4: See I say science and he says, science is di 466 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 4: do doo do do do do? 467 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 3: Under pressure? It's very specific. 468 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,359 Speaker 4: Graffins if you know, you know special thanks to the 469 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,280 Speaker 4: Barrera Kudas for their kick ass on promises that still 470 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,560 Speaker 4: whipped me even after all these years, almost ten years, guys, 471 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,400 Speaker 4: we are almost at ten years. 472 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,600 Speaker 5: Thank you to Jesus Belord that has. 473 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,800 Speaker 4: Also been with me all this time and will continue 474 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,160 Speaker 4: to be because it never leaves your mouth. And thank 475 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,600 Speaker 4: you to Cody bennetfil Thank you to Hunter Funk. Thank 476 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,639 Speaker 4: you to Zach Ben Salba, thank you to Lara Marsh. 477 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,439 Speaker 3: Thank you to Q one on one with sub Boys. 478 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 6: Thank you to everyone over at the Green Mill. 479 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,320 Speaker 4: Thank you to everyone in San Francisco, the Lost Church, 480 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:56,600 Speaker 4: Eugene Cordero, Connor, Ratliff, Griffin Newman, Sarah Ben and Casa, 481 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,040 Speaker 4: Alexia and Britt over at the Lost Church. 482 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,399 Speaker 3: Hotel, Kabuki Cold from Sketch Fest. 483 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,359 Speaker 6: Everyone gets a high five. 484 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,480 Speaker 4: And you know, snacks. I hope there's snacks available. There's 485 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 4: always snacks available at the Birdcast. Don't forget to come 486 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,960 Speaker 4: check me out on YouTube. January twenty third, eight pm. 487 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,119 Speaker 4: We're streaming some pinball. Not gonna tell you what it is, 488 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:21,560 Speaker 4: but it is a house off holders bla. 489 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,160 Speaker 3: I'm so tired. 490 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,480 Speaker 4: Okay, don't forget to follow me in all the things 491 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,800 Speaker 4: and buy some merchant on the page. Get next classes. 492 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,080 Speaker 4: February nineteenth, Millions of plugs, but there's no time we'll 493 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 4: see you next week. 494 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,240 Speaker 2: God Jo 495 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 3: Nailed it.