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Speaker 1: It's Gorman in the Morning with Fletcher and Writer now

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Speaker 1: ninety two kqrs.

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Speaker 2: Gorman in the Morning, Minnesota's ninety two kqrs. It is

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Speaker 2: Thuesday morning. It's Tuesday. It's not Thusday.

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Speaker 3: Don't make up another weekday. I don't think I.

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Speaker 4: Can handle it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Tuesday, that's what they originally called Wednesday. It was

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Speaker 2: a combination Tuesday. It was like brunch, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean, It was like breakfast and lunch. Well, Thusday

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Speaker 2: was kind of like in between Tuesday and Thursday. And

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Speaker 2: then they're like, that'll be confusing, let's call it Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: You're just thoroughly backing up the thought that Tuesday is

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Speaker 5: overlooked in an afterthought.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's the run of the week. It always is,

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Speaker 2: always will be. I'm here with Paul Fletcher. Hey there, Tuesday,

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Speaker 2: ain't no copy bear here, baby, it's all about the

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Speaker 2: Busher's fine.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like the excerpt from a metal songs. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I mean you could work that over over a hard

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Speaker 5: riff and go to number one in Sweden next week.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know it. I saw I saw a

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Speaker 2: license plate in Boston in nineteen ninety and it was

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Speaker 2: just a bunch of numbers one nine, nine, one nine,

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Speaker 2: and I turned it into a Metallica song, and I

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Speaker 2: sang it fiers no, no one, not one. That's a

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Speaker 2: whole thing. Stick ran that for everyone always knew what

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Speaker 2: I was talking about to get you know, anytime there

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Speaker 2: was like a metal song, it would turned into one

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Speaker 2: nine nine one nine. Let's get to it. I'm feeling Minnesota,

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Speaker 2: Paul Fletcher, please from headlines, all right.

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Speaker 5: Both Governor Tim Walls and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Fries spoke

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Speaker 5: to President Trump yesterday, which by all accounts resulted in

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Speaker 5: a quote productive call that reportedly will result in some

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Speaker 5: not all, ICE agents, as well as Border Patrol Commander

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Speaker 5: Greg Bavino, leaving Minnesota as early as today. President Trump

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Speaker 5: also agreed a change in tactics was necessary.

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Speaker 2: Keep it up, Minneapolis, well done.

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Speaker 5: Former Canadian Olympic snowboarder Ryan Wedding was in court today

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Speaker 5: and pleaded not guilty to charge his linking him to

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Speaker 5: a massive drug trafficking and murder operation. He competed at

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Speaker 5: the two thousand and two Winter Games, but most recently

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Speaker 5: was on the FBI's ten most wanted list. Federal investigators

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Speaker 5: say he spent years running a billion dollar operation that

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Speaker 5: moved and estimated sixty tons of cocaine from Colombia into

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Speaker 5: the US and Canada. Prosecutors also accused him of ordering

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Speaker 5: multiple killings, including the murder of a government government witness

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Speaker 5: who was a shot at a restaurant before he could testify.

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Speaker 5: Prosecutors say Wedding worked with Colombian and Mexican cartels, using

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Speaker 5: boats and planes to move cocaine into Mexico before smuggling

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Speaker 5: across the US border.

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Speaker 2: If this guy, if this guy wanted me to pay

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Speaker 2: attention to snowboarding, he just should have said so. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the fact that I now I'm never going to forget

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Speaker 2: a snowboarder's name, I'm actually kind of a note. I've

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Speaker 2: been trying not to pay attention all these years, and

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Speaker 2: now I have to notice.

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Speaker 3: It means nothing to you.

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Speaker 2: Nothing at all. Okay, So it reminds me.

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Speaker 5: There's a Prime documentary series called Cocaine Quarterback, a quarterback

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Speaker 5: from usc who went through the very thing.

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Speaker 2: Have you heard about this one? No, it's also insane.

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Speaker 3: I've been meaning to watch it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's as insane as what I just read. That

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Speaker 2: is really I mean, I mean regardless of what you've

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Speaker 2: ever done, when you're organizing hits and you're you know,

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Speaker 2: billion dollars of drugs moving and you're basically a dude

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Speaker 2: from Canada and then on top of it, an Olympic athlete. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: the word Netflix comes right to mind. That movie's probably

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Speaker 2: already under you know, in development, right, I wouldn't be surprised.

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Speaker 5: The Minnesota State Fair announced yesterday that Bonnie Rate will

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Speaker 5: kick off the Grandstand series on Day one of the

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Speaker 5: Great Minnesota Get Together, which is August twenty seventh. There's

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Speaker 5: a pre sale today at ten am, with the public

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Speaker 5: on sale of tickets this Friday at ten am.

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Speaker 2: The funny thing about Bonnie Raid is she's amazing.

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Speaker 3: That's what everyone who is severus, they're like, you will

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Speaker 3: not regret going to the show. Hey, two hundred and

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Speaker 3: eleven days until the opening of the twenty twenty six

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Speaker 3: Minnesota State Fair. Gid y up.

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Speaker 2: Next time you see a guitarist live in front of

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Speaker 2: any audience, club or arena and they're playing a slide,

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Speaker 2: think of Bonnie Raid as a guitarist? And then sit

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Speaker 2: down because they're going to talk for a while. She's

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Speaker 5: The Poplar Street Bridge in Saint Louis was shut down

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Speaker 5: over the weekend due to a massive spill okay of yogurt.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy.

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Speaker 5: All westbound lanes of the bridge crossing the Mississippi River

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Speaker 5: were closed after multiple semi trucks crashed dude to falling snow.

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Speaker 5: Police described a dramatic scene, with one semi's trailer split

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Speaker 5: in half and its cargo yogurt spilled across the roadway.

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Speaker 5: Road crews had to battle slick, hazardous conditions as they

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Speaker 5: worked to clear the wreckage and the yogurt. After a

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Speaker 2: I'm not buying it. I think it was it was

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Speaker 2: these protein freak nutritionists looking for more yogurt. They staged

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Speaker 2: this whole thing. Shockingly, heist gone wrong. Just a lot

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Speaker 2: of protein and yogurt. A lot of people don't know

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Speaker 2: that there can be true. I just touch my way

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Speaker 2: of saying, yeah, I know I need to eat protein,

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Speaker 2: Get off my back.

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Speaker 5: I just hope there wasn't any mixed berry spilled. That

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Speaker 5: would be tragic, that would be tragic. A pop up

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Speaker 5: museum called The Museum of Personal Failure just opened in Vancouver.

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Speaker 5: Here's Avon Collins, the person behind it.

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Speaker 3: Here's a couple of people telling you about their exhibits.

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Speaker 5: This is the I called it thirty three dollars bill

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Speaker 5: failed album. These are some of the first like musical

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Speaker 5: ideas that I really ever came up with.

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Speaker 4: I make knives that have been sold all over the world.

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Speaker 4: This is the first night I finished in twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 4: a year ago. And when I went to sharpen and

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Speaker 4: I found out that I couldn't sharpen it.

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Speaker 3: Something was wrong with it.

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Speaker 2: What okay? So?

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Speaker 5: Also also in this museum, featured items include a dead plant,

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Speaker 5: a divorced woman's wedding dress, and a whole wall of

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Speaker 5: rejected job applications.

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Speaker 2: The Museum of Failures Personal Failures. Wow, mine would have

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Speaker 2: to be spoken word, and I'll just tell all the

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Speaker 2: stories of all the great advice I ignored. It's a tradition

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Speaker 2: since the lates, since the or late seventies. Somebody looks

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Speaker 2: at me and goes, hey, let me tell you something,

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Speaker 2: and I go, that's fascinating, and then I just move

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Speaker 3: The big one, the buying in on AOL or something

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Speaker 3: that's not even the worst.

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Speaker 2: No, there's others. There's so many things. Sounds good, dude, whatever.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of fun being me, except for when it's not.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk sports. The Minnesota Timberwolves, on the second end

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Speaker 2: of a back to back with the Golden State Warriors,

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Speaker 2: got off the schneide. The Warriors set out a whole

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Speaker 2: Warriors game to lose them. They certainly did. For the Wolves,

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Speaker 2: any win is a good win at this point, and

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Speaker 2: they did what they had to do. The defense, blah

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Speaker 2: let's hang our hat on this one. Here we go,

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Speaker 2: here we go. It's a building blog. I'm certainly I'm

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Speaker 2: certainly hopeful that's the case. The Minnesota Twins remember them

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Speaker 2: baseball team, vaguely and arbitration. They have agreed on a

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Speaker 2: new deal for Joe Ryan for one season, six point

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Speaker 2: one million dollar salary for this season. Okay, there's a

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Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars buyout on a thirteen million mutual

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Speaker 2: option for twenty seven. Those options are almost always declined.

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Speaker 2: Ryan is still two years away from reaching free agency.

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Speaker 2: All this to say, just remember this, enjoy him while

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Speaker 2: he's here, because when he becomes a free agent, he

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Speaker 2: going he's going to go make so much money somewhere else. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: great pitcher. Okay, I'm just gonna go back. Let's get

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Speaker 2: in the wayback machine to nineteen eighty four. And I'm

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Speaker 2: always I just always laugh when you hear when I

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Speaker 2: start to talk about Wayne Gretzky back in the day.

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Speaker 2: On this day, at nineteen eighty four, that little freak

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Speaker 2: for the Edmonton Oilers scored a goal in the first

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Speaker 2: that's that was an NHL record. Then it's an NHL record.

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Speaker 2: Now added to the list of records that you will

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Speaker 2: not see fall in your lifetime. Probably, I can't say

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Speaker 2: one hundred percent. Probably in those fifty one games he

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Speaker 2: had sixty one goals and ninety two assists. Yeah. Stop, yeah, stop,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't make sense. Also, yesterday was his birthday, so

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Speaker 2: there you go enough. Yeah, he's he's. He was absolutely

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Speaker 2: insane to watch play the game. Minnetaka a beautiful spot.

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Speaker 2: I love the water towers out there. Man. Good good

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Speaker 3: Wow, good place to purify yourself, you know.

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Speaker 1: Gorman in the Morning coming right back naughty two kqrs.

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Speaker 1: Streaming from naughty two kqrs dot com. Gorman in the

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Speaker 1: Morning is back ninety two kqrs.

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Speaker 2: Gorman in the Morning, Minnesota's ninety two kqrs. Okay. A

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Speaker 2: big story going around making the rounds on the internet.

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Speaker 2: A couple in their apartment hired a cleaning service to

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Speaker 2: come in and they left a note ducks. They left

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Speaker 2: a note that said, we have hidden Sorry, we hid

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Speaker 2: one hundred mini plastic ducks around the apartment. We do

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Speaker 2: this to ensure a job well done. Please leave all

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Speaker 2: ducks in this jar. And then there are some photos

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Speaker 2: of the hidden ducks.

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Speaker 3: Wait, she doesn't get to keep the ducks.

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Speaker 2: The cleaning lady doesn't cleaning like.

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Speaker 3: She's not a jeep owner, and doesn't get to spread

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Speaker 3: them all over the desk.

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Speaker 2: We want to make sure you're really doing a thorough job,

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Speaker 2: because we can't tell because we're stupid. Look at surfaces

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Speaker 2: look everywhere. I don't know if they did a good

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Speaker 3: Both both my husband and my mom would tell you

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Speaker 3: that I also can't tell if something is clean or

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Speaker 2: All right, well, but I just see this as like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: in the time it takes you to hide one hundred ducks,

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Speaker 2: you can clean that damn place yourself. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: a new note.

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Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, thank you. You know what I mean. That's

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Speaker 2: that's how condescending it. Just do it yourself.

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Speaker 3: Then, my god, under a duck seems.

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Speaker 2: Like a lot people are insufferable. The hundreds nuts and

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Speaker 2: then or just take all the ducks just yet, like yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: leave with the ducks, just take them. Hey, thanks for

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Speaker 2: the tip, guys, this is great. Yeah yes. And then

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Speaker 2: and then what you do is you follow these people

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Speaker 2: you have them. Yeah, yeah, that's that's any And you

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Speaker 2: know what, better yet, get a slingshot there you go

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Speaker 2: stand across the street and slingshot plastic ducks mini. I

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Speaker 1: It just goes to.

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Speaker 2: Show there's so many time, so many things that you

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Speaker 3: Take it fun. Instead of saying, hey, we want to

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 2: We all got pets. I got a dog, got a cat.

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Speaker 2: And veterinarians every year, like would you stop. They always

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Speaker 2: My bet was like, oh bad, idea certain dog breeds

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Speaker 3: So what I mean his brain was scrambled like he

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Speaker 5: If I wanted to wreak havoc on my brothers, my

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Speaker 2: Just actually destroy the railings and the walls. And I

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Speaker 2: Here's one They say dog shampoos marketed as made for dogs.

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Speaker 2: I mean reasonable. I got a shrug of dog shampoo

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Speaker 2: It's apparently a lot of these products don't fully disclose

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Speaker 3: Apparently aren't supposed to buy shampoo to stay.

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Speaker 2: No, No, they're saying, just if you make sure it's all natural,

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Speaker 2: I wanted him to smell like a sassy boy eight

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Speaker 2: So here's one I can't can't forget this one. Vets say, hey,

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Speaker 2: he's not right next to me, it's a problem.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cheating it's a shortcut.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a shortcut, and the locking mechanism can totally fail.

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Speaker 2: approaches a roture.

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Speaker 5: Deadly step on her that's just hurtful. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 5: but she's way bigger than a gerbil. Well, okay, then

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Speaker 5: a guinea pig.

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Speaker 2: I can't. I don't want a hamster. I don't know

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Speaker 2: which one's the biggest one.

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Speaker 3: This is a very guinea pig sized animal that you.

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Speaker 2: You guys, you know what. You've never met her. You

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Speaker 2: don't even know how big she is.

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Speaker 3: I've seen pictures. I'm just I feel like we're saving

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Speaker 3: the retractable leashes for kids at the Minnesota State Fair.

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Speaker 3: Is that's playing?

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Speaker 2: Okay? That little bit more fair.

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Speaker 5: On the Luther Western Volks Talk in text, Lonk Tubby

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Speaker 5: came in with a good one. Mits his orange polydactyl

447
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Speaker 5: loves his little remote control mouse. You can move the

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Speaker 5: mouse nose too, that's crucial. Okay, you can't move the

449
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Speaker 5: important can't move the nose on the mouse.

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Speaker 2: What are we doing really?

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Speaker 3: Polydactyl means Tobby has a cat with an extra little

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Speaker 3: paul right there, Yeah, little nubbin right there.

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Speaker 2: So just another way they rare, another way for that

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Speaker 2: animal to rek havock in your life. That's all cats

455
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Speaker 2: are here to do. My dad kind of a funny

456
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Speaker 2: guy on occasion, and he and he sometimes he leaned

457
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Speaker 2: on the same same wise cracks a little too often.

458
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Speaker 2: But one thing he always said about people that it

459
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Speaker 2: always made me laugh as a kid. He didn't know

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Speaker 2: his ass from a hole in the ground. It was

461
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Speaker 2: just a standard Don Gorman always made me laugh. But

462
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Speaker 2: there's a lot. There's far more creative ways to let

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Speaker 2: someone know what you think of him, So many more

464
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Speaker 2: creative insults. So don't involve swearing, that don't involve you

465
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Speaker 2: know that, you don't even have to be mean. It's

466
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Speaker 2: just sort of more like you're stating a fact that

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Speaker 2: everyone understands. The funniest insults are the subtle, like boy,

468
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Speaker 2: yeah he didn't he didn't lean on raising his voice

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Speaker 2: at all with that one. And there's so many good ones.

470
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Speaker 2: I'm curious what your favorites are. Hit us up six, five, one, nine,

471
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Speaker 2: eight nine. Rock Luther Wes said, Volkswagen talk in text line.

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Speaker 2: I like this one. Some people bring joy wherever they go.

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Speaker 2: Others whenever Oscar Wilde, they go, yeah, that's a little

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Speaker 2: Oscar wild But just to just to what the just

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Speaker 2: to get the palette established what we're going for here,

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Speaker 2: all right, Oscar Wilde had another good one. He has

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Speaker 2: no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends. And

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Speaker 2: you know what, if you think about it, you know

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Speaker 2: some people like that, that's brutal. There are some people

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Speaker 2: like there. Mark Twain, my guy. I didn't attend the funeral,

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Speaker 2: but I sent a nice note saying that I approved

482
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Speaker 2: of it. Wow, okay, so you know, I'm just saying

483
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Speaker 2: we don't have to all go back to the nineteenth century.

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Speaker 2: Another good one. This This is something my dad had

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Speaker 2: his own version of which I can't repeat on air,

486
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 2: but he used to say this, hey, thanks for helping.

487
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,479
Speaker 2: That was just like doing it by myself, but harder.

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Speaker 2: There was like a there's a marine version of that one,

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Speaker 2: which which is always pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Magic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, your dad had to have something up his sleeve, it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he's a wisecracking guy. Maybe not insulting, but

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Speaker 2: he is a.

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Speaker 3: Wise cracking guy. But like most Scandinavians, it's reflected inwards.

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Speaker 3: So you know, I would often hear the you know, kiddo,

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Speaker 3: I only got the two brain cells left and they're

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Speaker 3: working against each other. One of my favorites.

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Speaker 2: That's a good one. There good in there. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I always appreciate, you know, the the Midwestern ones, the

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Speaker 3: not the sharpest knife in the drawer, not the brightest

501
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Speaker 3: cran in the box. Yeah, those sort of things are

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Speaker 3: always pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Another great one, which I I if there were so

504
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Speaker 2: many times I wish I'd thought of this at the time,

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Speaker 2: because every time I come across it again, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I love that one. I neither have the time nor

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Speaker 2: the crayons to explain this to you. Come on, man,

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Speaker 2: that's as good as it does. That's good stuff.

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Speaker 3: That is really good. I gotta shout out Mary coming

510
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Speaker 3: in solid on the Facebook page. You're a walking face palm.

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Speaker 2: There you go. Wow, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about,

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Speaker 2: all right, six nine eight nine Rock who's on the

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Speaker 2: text line Fletcher.

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Speaker 5: Bill says, if you had two brains, you'd be twice

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Speaker 5: as stupid.

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Speaker 2: Okay, see pathworks. I like it. I like it the

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Speaker 2: the I did I did. I do have to go

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Speaker 2: back a little bit. This is a not going to

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Speaker 2: the nineteenth century, let's go to the twentieth century. But

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Speaker 2: playwright George Bernard Shaw, Okay, he and Winston Churchill had

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Speaker 2: a beef kind of famously, George Bernard Shaw wrote to

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Speaker 2: Winston Churchill and said, I'm enclosing two tickets to the

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Speaker 2: first night of my new play. Bring a friend if

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Speaker 2: you have one, and Winston Churchill's response was and not

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Speaker 2: possibly attend the first night. I will attend the second

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Speaker 2: if there is one. Come like smart people be Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's pretty good. I'm just saying. Robert trusdell And, a

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Speaker 2: presidential historian, wrote this about Richard Nixon. He inherited some

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Speaker 2: good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard

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Speaker 2: work he overcame all of them. Come on, that's good stuff.

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Speaker 2: That's good stuff. Hit us up. Let us know your

532
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Speaker 2: favorite PG insults. We're making a collection. We're gonna start.

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Speaker 2: We have to start utilizing these a little more often.

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Speaker 2: One more for my buddy, Winston Churchill and an exchange

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Speaker 2: between he and Lady Astor. She said, if you were

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Speaker 2: my husband, I'd give you poison, and he said, if

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Speaker 2: you are my wife, I'd drink it. Come on, I

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Speaker 2: don't mess with Churchill. A few. I share your feelings.

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Speaker 2: You got a few. Yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 5: Growing up, my dad was my hockey coach. A lot

541
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Speaker 5: of my chirps come from the world of sport.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 5: Uh, and I'm pretty sure he stole this from her Brooks.

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Speaker 5: You're playing worse every day, and right now you're playing

545
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Speaker 5: like it's next week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how have I never heard that one? That's great,

547
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Speaker 2: that's one of the that's a good one.

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Speaker 5: One of the best, the best you could ever have.

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Speaker 5: And then we had a previous neighborhood I lived, lived in.

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Speaker 5: The people I had on each side of me were fantastic,

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Speaker 5: and we had this person across the street that was

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Speaker 5: just the bane of the neighborhood. And one of my

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Speaker 5: neighbors once said, if mister Rogers was your neighbor, he'd move.

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Speaker 2: Boy. There you have. That's I mean, that's.

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Speaker 5: Pretty one of the most tolerant dudes in the history

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Speaker 5: of history.

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Speaker 2: A good old a goldie, but a good week wisdom

558
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Speaker 2: is chasing him. But man, that dude can run fast.

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Speaker 2: Not bad, not bad at all.

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Speaker 5: Doug from Automedia and the Luther Westside Folkswagen talking text

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Speaker 5: line says, come back when you don't need to stay

562
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Speaker 5: so long.

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Speaker 2: There you go, all right? I like that one one

564
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Speaker 2: that I have heard used in very casual conversation and

565
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Speaker 2: was in awe of I envy, the simplicity of your perspective.

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Speaker 2: I got to see I heard I heard that. It

567
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Speaker 2: was like I can't remember, I'll never remember it. And

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Speaker 2: then it comes to me and like right now, I

569
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Speaker 2: don't need it. There's gonna be a time when I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna want to say it. I'm gonna go, what's the

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Speaker 2: fine about? Envy? Come on? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Right there, got to write these down. Yeah, that's a

573
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Speaker 5: good one. Another dog, a different Doug. You're just like

574
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Speaker 5: a blister. You show up when the work is done. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that'll work. Yeah, five oh seven number. My dad would

576
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Speaker 5: call people a roundhead if they did something foolish.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure what that means, a roundhead, a roundhead? Okay,

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00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 2: all right, sure sounds like that. That sounds that there's

579
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Speaker 2: there's some military something about that.

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Speaker 3: I think so. Carol coming in on the Facebook page,

581
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Speaker 3: you've got the personality of a stale ham sandwich. Not

582
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Speaker 3: sure if that insults people or ham sandwiches.

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Speaker 2: Wow? Really, how about this? You are why the Power

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Speaker 2: Rangers had to yell out their colors. Wow. Okay, I

585
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Speaker 2: can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it

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Speaker 2: for you. See, that's a good one.

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Speaker 5: One more on the Luther Westside folks. So I can

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Speaker 5: talk a text line from Matthew. I was once told

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Speaker 5: I was more disappointing than an unsaulted pretzel.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure which way that's meant, but I hope

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Speaker 2: that means in bed. Probably in any context, it's a

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Speaker 2: good one. That's fantastic. You may have heard Sly and

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Speaker 2: Robbie the name of a rhythm section Jamaican Jamaican musicians

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Speaker 2: drummer Slide Dunbar bassist Robbie Shakespeare. Robbie Shakespeare died in

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty one, and yesterday we lost Slide Dunbar legendary

596
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 2: is a bit of an understatement. A Jamaican drummer who

597
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Speaker 2: crossed over into rock and roll and is responsible for

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Speaker 2: so many things you've heard and may not have even

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Speaker 2: been aware of. It's estimated over the many decades, Sly

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Speaker 2: and Robbie played on so many recordings that have been

601
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Speaker 2: sampled and dubbed and recreated. Over two hundred thousand recordings

602
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 2: you can find that are attributed to this man on

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Speaker 2: the drum kit. Quite possibly the world's most recorded musician

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Speaker 2: when you factor in re recordings and people taking what

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Speaker 2: he did and adding in a new context a crazy

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Speaker 2: like Blackhuru that band driven on the rhythm section of

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Speaker 2: Sli and Robbie, Jimmy Cliff, Peter Tosh, all these legendary

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Speaker 2: people that he played with led him to performing Slian

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Speaker 2: Robbie on Dylan Bob Dylan's Infidel's album. Mark Knopfler produced

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Speaker 2: it and said, I'm going to bring in a Jamaican

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Speaker 2: rhythm section for you, Bob, And of course Bob made

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Speaker 2: that work out just fine. Joker Man probably the most

613
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 2: famous song from that album, Grace Jones the Rolling Stones

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00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 2: as a producer. As a producer duo Sli and Robbie

615
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: worked with No doubt, Shinead O'Connor, Maryann Faithful, just countless artists.

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Speaker 2: Just one of those guys that you know, the musicians know,

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Speaker 2: studio folks know, blah blah blah, but the average joe

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Speaker 2: driving down the road. You'd be amazed at how much

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Speaker 2: of this man's work you're familiar with. Gone at the

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Speaker 2: age of seventy three, apparently had been sick. His wife's

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Speaker 2: statement said, he had a really great day, A bunch

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Speaker 2: of friends came by and then he just went to

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Speaker 2: sleep and I think she kind of thought. He probably realized, Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is a great time, good time. So hey, slide dunbar.

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Speaker 2: A nice job, dude, Seriously, you more than earned your keep.

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Speaker 2: God speed to an all timer for sure. This Friday night,

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Speaker 2: January thirtieth, we're going to go Gorman in the Morning

628
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Speaker 2: to the movies. We're gonna go out to a manager

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Speaker 2: Willow Creek. We're gonna watch Fargo, and if you'd like

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Speaker 2: to join us, well, we got good news for you.

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Speaker 2: We're going to play a little game called Wisconsin, Texas

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Speaker 2: Florida Rider's Edition. Oh yeah, someone's winning tickets to join

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Speaker 2: us Friday night, and we're.

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Speaker 3: Gonna find out if that's meat in your pants or

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Speaker 3: if you're just happy to see us.

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Speaker 2: Very very very here to finally get the answer to

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Speaker 2: that all time questioning.

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Speaker 1: Gorman in the Morning coming right back, Naughty two kqrs.

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Speaker 1: Streaming from Naughty two kqrs dot com. Gorman in the

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Speaker 1: Morning is back, Naughty two kqrs.

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Speaker 2: All Right, we're gonna go. We're gonna have a happy hour.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna hang out, we're gonna watch a great movie.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of the.

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Speaker 5: Happy hour, this just in we're gonna have a drink

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Speaker 5: available called the Son of a Gundersen and a drink

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Speaker 5: called the wood Chipper. Wow, So imagine Willow Creek coming

647
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Speaker 5: up huge with some.

648
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Speaker 2: Specialty cocktails norms.

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Speaker 3: Son of a Gunderson, Yes, do you have an ingredient

650
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Speaker 3: list on those?

651
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Speaker 5: The Son of a Gunderson is still not one hundred percent,

652
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Speaker 5: but the wood Chipper is nine ounces Tito's Kalua heavy

653
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Speaker 5: cream splash of cherry juice garnished with a shredded cherry.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yep, solid picturing it right now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, sounds fantastic. Happy hour might go, Happy

656
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Speaker 2: hour might go a little more than an hour with

657
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Speaker 2: Son of a Gunderson in the wood Chip.

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Speaker 5: I don't think there's any uh, I don't think there's

659
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Speaker 5: any objection to get in there early if you want to.

660
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Speaker 2: So we're gonna have a good time and you can

661
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Speaker 2: join us, that is, if you win tickets. And so

662
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Speaker 2: how about we give you an opportunity to do that.

663
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: Just now, it's Tuesday, which means it's time for WTF Wisconsin, Texas, Florida.

664
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Speaker 2: Three stories that all happened in one of those three states.

665
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Speaker 2: Rider it's your game, Okay, We're.

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Speaker 3: Gonna start off with one that answers the question is

667
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Speaker 3: that meat in your pants? Or are you just happy

668
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Speaker 3: to see me?

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Speaker 6: High priced meat pies caught on camera and you will

670
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Speaker 6: not believe where that suspect tried to hide the stake

671
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Speaker 6: after allegedly committing to crime.

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Speaker 4: Local Dan's rush Low, it's live. He's in with this exclusive.

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Speaker 4: All right, I can't wait to hear this one.

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Speaker 2: Rush.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so let's go shopping together. Okay, this is a

676
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Speaker 7: great coast or supermarket.

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Speaker 4: Take a look here at all the meat.

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Speaker 7: Okay, but now let's get here to the brisket.

679
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Speaker 4: Take a look at.

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Speaker 7: How big these briskets are. Okay, now we're just beginning.

681
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Speaker 7: Imagine taking a brisket like this, right, and this is

682
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Speaker 7: expensive stuff. This is about this brisket's about ninety three bucks.

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Speaker 2: One thing to take it.

684
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 7: Under your shirt like this. This guy, and it's all

685
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Speaker 7: on video, was going around sticking it down his pants

686
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Speaker 7: and the store owner has a.

687
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: Clear message for him.

688
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Speaker 7: Take a look here at Kosher Kingdom in Monday, this

689
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Speaker 7: guy goes up to the high end steak guyle. Okay,

690
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 7: there's more.

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Speaker 4: There's also a massive brisket. I guess he was wearing

692
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Speaker 4: loose jeans, big big, big pants. I think they're like

693
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Speaker 4: made for stealing.

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Speaker 8: You know, he hasn't blocked you know, they're blocked at

695
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Speaker 8: the bottom so it doesn't go through.

696
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Speaker 7: This is the prime cowboy steak.

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Speaker 3: And it's not a cheap piece of meat.

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Speaker 4: No, as you see, it's almost one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: What was this guy doing.

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Speaker 8: He came over here, looked around to see if anybody

701
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Speaker 8: was looking, and he shoved it in his pants.

702
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Speaker 7: This it's seventy seven bucks, but to shove it down

703
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Speaker 7: your pants is not easy.

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Speaker 4: We were shocked. That's why when he came back to

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Speaker 4: one steak.

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Speaker 8: I thought, okay, I got it back what he stole,

707
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Speaker 8: and then when we found out there was this thing

708
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Speaker 8: in his pants, it was unbelievable.

709
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Speaker 4: It's just like shocking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: The store owner actually took to Facebook this morning. Right

712
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 7: she's over there and she said, look, a nub's enough.

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Speaker 2: We can't deal with this.

714
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 7: We're trying to earn a living here and this guy

715
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Speaker 7: you saw there in the video just stuffing the meat

716
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Speaker 7: down in his pants, also getting away with wine. It

717
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Speaker 7: was recovered, but by the way, he remains out there

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Speaker 7: this evening. Now I'm roth low Local ten news.

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Speaker 2: Honey, where's my stealing jeans? I can't find him anywhere?

720
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Speaker 5: Oh man, Wow, I can't believe the steak bandit is

721
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Speaker 5: still on the loose.

722
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that brings to mine, of course, the

723
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 2: middle school classic tube steak smothered in underwear. But that's

724
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Speaker 2: a different joke for a different day.

725
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 5: Wow, I was very familiar with that one in junior high.

726
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 2: Sure you were, yeah.

727
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Speaker 3: And then ninety three dollars for a brisket? Is that

728
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Speaker 3: freaking real?

729
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Speaker 2: I guess. So that's some quality brisket.

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Speaker 3: I need to give myself some meat steeling pants on

731
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Speaker 3: my own. Okay. So there's that one, and then we're

732
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Speaker 3: gonna move on to love try and go and bench

733
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Speaker 3: presses at the tonight. Investigators say a possible love triangle

734
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 3: turned violent and is making national headlines.

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Speaker 6: Last week, an woman was arrested after authority say she

736
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Speaker 6: threatened to drop a twenty five pound weight on a

737
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 6: woman her boyfriend was involved with at a gym. According

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Speaker 6: to deputies, it happened at the twenty four hour Fitness

739
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Speaker 6: in Our. Matt Doherty joins US Live, Matt, you spoke

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Speaker 6: with this aspect tonight.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, she tells me she's not ready to talk about

742
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Speaker 9: what happened. Deputies tell me what happened to this gym

743
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Speaker 9: could have been deadly.

744
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 8: Aggravated assault with the deadly weapon, in this case, a

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Speaker 8: twenty five pound weight.

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Speaker 9: This is twenty five year old Heirlene Martinez, who the

747
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Speaker 9: Precinct four Constable's Office says could have killed a woman

748
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Speaker 9: during her workout last week.

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Speaker 8: Not very often with weights, and not very often at

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Speaker 8: a gym.

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Speaker 9: Captain Juan Flores says, it appears Martinez was overcome with

752
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Speaker 9: rage at the twenty four hour fitness on the night

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Speaker 9: of January the sixth.

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Speaker 2: By just using the facility at the same time.

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Speaker 9: Martinez apparently saw a woman she recognized working out on

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Speaker 9: the floor. These two individuals, don't, I said, he know

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Speaker 9: each other to our knowledge. That's when they say. Cell

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Speaker 9: Phone video shows Martinez take a twenty five pound weight

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Speaker 9: rush toward the woman on the ground, then say quote,

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Speaker 9: I'm going to drop this plate on you, and tho

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Speaker 9: the plate toward the woman's head. Captain Flores says, the

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Speaker 9: woman on the floor moved out of the way just

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Speaker 9: in time.

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Speaker 8: The luckily people that were around stepped in and calm

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Speaker 8: the situation.

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Speaker 9: After that, Martinez left the gym, but was later arrested.

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Speaker 3: If you make the bond, yeah, and I'll go back

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Speaker 3: to that gym.

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Speaker 9: Martinez is currently free on a one thousand dollars bond

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Speaker 9: and I'm at Jordy eleven.

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Speaker 3: News World reporter Matt does not sound excited to have

772
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Speaker 3: to go do the gym love.

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Speaker 2: He really didn't sound good about that. She is being

774
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Speaker 2: held without bond, and my prescription is in and waiting

775
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: for me to pick it up. I need to pep up, boy.

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Speaker 2: Nothing like announcing your intentions. I'm gonna drop this twenty

777
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Speaker 2: five pound plate on you. If you wanted to hit

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Speaker 2: the woman, keep your mouth shut, right. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 2: glad she did, and no one wants to see someone's.

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Speaker 5: Head caved in, But good lord, Yeah, I think that's

781
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Speaker 5: one of those situations where it was all bluster.

782
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Speaker 3: A short little spidfire. It looked like, though, like she

783
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Speaker 3: was definitely gonna call herself out.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Man. I learned a lesson early in life, which is,

785
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Speaker 2: if you're gonna break up a fight, make sure it's

786
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 2: two dudes dead serious. Do not think you can break

787
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 2: up a fight between two women. It will not end good. Gladly,

788
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Speaker 2: it will not end well for you.

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Speaker 3: All right, here we go, last one, a little something

790
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 3: extra in the Uber delivery. Let's be get at four

791
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 3: with us stomach turning to prize for an Uber Eats customer,

792
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Speaker 3: he tells.

793
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Speaker 1: He opened up his order from a Japanese restaurant and

794
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Speaker 1: was grossed out by what he found in the bag.

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Speaker 6: Ian Margo, let's lie down to tell us about the

796
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 6: disgusting delivery and I want and only exclusive.

797
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Speaker 2: Ian Alvin Lauria.

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Speaker 10: He was expecting to get his Japanese food and it

799
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Speaker 10: was in the bag. The problem is there was something

800
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 10: else in the bag that was absolutely disgusting, disgusting, unhealthful.

801
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Speaker 4: It's potentially deadly.

802
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Speaker 10: Leo is beside himself after he got a little more

803
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Speaker 10: than he paid for with his Uber eats order Sunday night.

804
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Speaker 4: What do you do if you find this in your food?

805
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 10: Just before ten pm, he placed the order from a

806
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 10: nearby Japanese restaurant through the Uber Eats app, and when

807
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Speaker 10: it arrived, he walked out of his hotel to meet

808
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Speaker 10: the delivery driver.

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Speaker 2: I grabbed the.

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Speaker 4: Food, and right when I got the food, she struck

811
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Speaker 4: off running and I was like, that was kind of odd.

812
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Speaker 10: Brushing it off. He walked up to his hotel room

813
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 10: and opened the plastic bag in it, he saw his

814
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Speaker 10: food in a brown paper bag and something else.

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Speaker 5: I thought this when I was pulling it out, I

816
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 5: was like, this is sure as a fancy napkin.

817
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 10: But it wasn't a napkin at all. It was a

818
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Speaker 10: pair of thigh length underwear stained with what looks like

819
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Speaker 10: human feces. Disgusted, he threw them back into the bag

820
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Speaker 10: and called Uber, the restaurant, and the police department. All

821
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Speaker 10: of them apologized but said they couldn't really do anything

822
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Speaker 10: about it. But Leo said that wasn't good enough, so

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Speaker 10: we called Local ten, saying he wanted to make sure

824
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Speaker 10: people were aware of what happened.

825
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Speaker 4: Any other thing, you can let it pass, but that's not.

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Speaker 2: A joke of marble Local ten so turned your stomachs. Sorry, thanks.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's the restaurant. That sounds to me

828
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Speaker 2: like the Uber Eats person. Yeah, yeah right, for whatever reason, Yeah, Uber.

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Speaker 3: Shut down the driver's accounts so they can't do Uber

830
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 3: Eats deliveries anymore. But these are like bloomers or something.

831
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Speaker 2: The way they were describing it and the delivery girl

832
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 2: ran off, I thought it was going to be plutonium.

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Speaker 5: I was not expecting just a stink bomb.

834
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no kidding, Holy smoked.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't get over the lead anchor, just like the

836
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Speaker 5: way he was getting after it.

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Speaker 2: It was a local ten exclusive man.

838
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Speaker 3: That'd be exclusive, and they were all real excited.

839
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Speaker 2: That'd be tough for me because I'd have to think about, like, Okay,

840
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,919
Speaker 2: well what am I going to stuff up my nose?

841
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 2: I can still eat this sushi? Okay, your there's Ryder's

842
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 2: version of Wisconsin, Texas, Florida. It's time to determine where

843
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: these all went down. Brenda from Maplewood called in. Apparently

844
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Speaker 2: she is on the money. She's got all the right answers.

845
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Speaker 2: All right, let's see what we got rider a quick recadd.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we started off with a thief who put two

847
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Speaker 3: cuts of meat Boltworth's damn near one hundred dollars and

848
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 3: a couple of bottles of wine down his pants. Where

849
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Speaker 3: do you guys think that happened? Wisconsin, Texas or Florida?

850
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Speaker 2: I just I mean, against better of my better instincts.

851
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Speaker 2: So I just think big slabs of meat. I think Texas.

852
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 2: So I'm going the lone star state.

853
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Speaker 3: What do you think in Fletcher?

854
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know why, you know what, I

855
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 2: don't have a reason.

856
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Speaker 3: I'm just guessing Florida, all right, Brenda, what's the answer.

857
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Speaker 6: The crazy state of Florida for Fletcher?

858
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Speaker 2: All right? Take it fair enough?

859
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 4: All right?

860
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Speaker 3: Then we got the love triangle at the gym. Things

861
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Speaker 3: getting feisty. Wisconsin, Texas or Florida, Steve.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to Wisconsin. It's so anti scani you know,

863
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 2: so so so not Midwestern. It could only be like

864
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 2: the outlier. So just to just because it shouldn't be Wisconsin,

865
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Wisconsin. Okay, Okay.

866
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 5: I feel like I picked up on a familiar voice

867
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 5: in the clip. It sounded like one of our favorite sheriffs.

868
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 5: So I'm saying Florida, Brenda.

869
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: Was that not Grady in there? It's not like Grady?

870
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 3: Okay, you got to listen to some more Grady Judge.

871
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 3: I think sound like him, all right? And then finally

872
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 3: a little bonus, some soiled underwear delivered with the Uber

873
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,720
Speaker 3: eats sushi. Wisconsin, Texas or Florida.

874
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 2: I mean that could be deck Boy. Okay, so the

875
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 2: Nancy Japanese restaurant, who knows. I'm just gonna I'm just

876
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 2: gonna pray I get one right, and I'm gonna stick

877
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 2: with Wisconsin for me.

878
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 5: I always apply this rule anytime that the crazier, the

879
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 5: more bizarre that it is.

880
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 2: It's Florida. Well, Rider said the word bloomers. So I'm

881
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 2: just going Wisconsin. What do we got, Brenda?

882
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 6: Oh, Florida ideas.

883
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 3: Man, there you go.

884
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: They're completely absolutely insane in Florida. Oh for three.

885
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 3: Oh, and they're not in Wisconsin.

886
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 2: Not like that. No, not not Florida. Weird. Congrats, Brenda,

887
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 2: will see you Friday night for Fargo. Very very well.

888
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: Played Gorman in the Morning coming right back Naughty two kqrs.

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00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: Streaming from Naughty two kqrs dot Com. Gorman in the

890
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: Morning is back Naughty two kqrs.

891
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 2: Dave Matthews Band right there, Dave Matthews Band right here,

892
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 2: right well by right here, I mean at the Mystic

893
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 2: Amphitheater that is June twenty third. That show was just

894
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: announced at the top of the hour. Uh huh. Tickets

895
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 2: go on sale February the twentieth.

896
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the way it's out. Get in that Dave

897
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 3: Matthews Band fan club. If you want some some tickets

898
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 3: a little bit earlier.

899
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 2: Good luck getting them if you don't get them early.

900
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 2: Just yeah, we were just talking about the fact, Fletcher,

901
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 2: you said since nineteen eighty bands that have introduced themselves

902
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 2: to the world since nineteen eighty, you two leads the

903
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: chart with tickets, so individual concert tickets sold right, that

904
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 2: checks out, YEP.

905
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 5: Number two on the list single the number two single

906
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 5: most or our most single tickets sold at twenty three

907
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 5: over twenty three million is the Dave Matthews Band, which

908
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 5: kind of surprised me. Not bad, Dave, do you think

909
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 5: of think of Springsteen and the Stones, Metallica, bon Jovi.

910
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 5: I mean, there's so many huge bands that have been

911
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 5: around since nineteen eighty.

912
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 2: You know. Dave Matthews Band number the first major label release.

913
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 2: It was released in ninety four, and in the summer

914
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 2: of ninety five, a summer fest in Milwaukee was going on.

915
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:55,919
Speaker 2: Giant Music Festival every summer YEP, and I saw Dave

916
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 2: Matthews play one night at the Amphitheater there. It's a

917
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 2: it's a big one. Twenty two thousand tickets beyond sold out,

918
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 2: and I remember watching the perform, you know, and I

919
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is that Dave Matthew's ben. I'll

920
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 2: check it out. And I was like, what, what in

921
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 2: the hell's happening because it was like a Beatles gig

922
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 2: the way that crowd. And I was like, Okay, if

923
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 2: this was in the Carolinas or Virginia, I'd get it,

924
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 2: but this is Wisconsin, Like, I guess this guy's going

925
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 2: to be kind of big and has not receded one

926
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 2: bit in all those years. Just a touring staple, get some.

927
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 3: Barley pops in those scannies and they know how to party.

928
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 2: You oways your stories every now and again, there's always

929
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: and it's usually baseball crazy injuries, guys who injured themselves

930
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 2: sneezing you always hear about, like like Ricky Romero was

931
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 2: a Blue Jays pitcher, sneezed and strained and oblique. Dave's

932
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 2: got one of those stories, not about a sneeze. But

933
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety nine or two thousand, Dave Matthews famously,

934
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 2: late night in a hotel room in Boston, had a

935
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: few pops. He and the guys are goofing around, and

936
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: at some point it made sense to him to try

937
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 2: to catch some grapes in his mouth. So somebody was

938
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 2: throwing grapes across the room and he tripped over a

939
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 2: guitar case, fell into the arm of the chair and

940
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 2: broke two ribs. And he kept staying on tour. I

941
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 2: had to keep going. But can anything done today? I

942
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 2: can see that already. Yeah, yeah, breaking ribs, drunk trying

943
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 2: to catch grapes in your mouth. That's pretty good. That's good.

944
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: That's good old fashioned tour hijinks. Right, Yeah, that's what

945
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 2: it's all about.

946
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: Some way, say, you know, star cred happens.

947
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 2: Earlier, we were discussing insults, the best ones, the PG

948
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,479
Speaker 2: rated insults, No profanity needed. Just bury him with wit

949
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 2: if you will, of shoes.

950
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 3: That'll keep us out of trouble with the FCC.

951
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 2: Most importantly, of course, a few good ones came in

952
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: on the Facebook page.

953
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 3: Oh I feel like Jed uses this one quite a bit,

954
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 3: he says. The insult is about as useful as boobs

955
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 3: on a bore.

956
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I like that, okay.

957
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 3: Diana Montimiedai came in with her a traffic cone of

958
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 3: a human being that might might be an insult of

959
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 3: traffic cones. And then Burke has one that has me

960
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 3: especially triggered because mine are so painful. He says, I

961
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 3: hope you get hiccups.

962
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Wow, that's very means below the belt.

963
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 2: That's tough. Our sixteenth President Abraham Lincoln once said of

964
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 2: another he can compress the most words into the smallest

965
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 2: idea of any man. I know, I've not those people.

966
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 5: Pretty great, Pretty great, right there, Amy on the Luther

967
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 5: Westi Volkswagen talk. In text line, she says, you're living

968
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 5: proof that common sense is a superpower. Okay, Yeah, Wally

969
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 5: Brooklyn Center had a couple of them. These are good

970
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 5: for he says, specifically using for atwork that won't land

971
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 5: you in the R office or the HR sorry office.

972
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 2: I can see why that makes sense to you. Yeah,

973
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 2: there you go. That's just passive, aggressive, subtle. The musician's

974
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,479
Speaker 2: version of that is when you see some one's gig

975
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 2: and go, oh, man, I saw what you were going for.

976
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, another one from Wally. You seem very committed to

977
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 5: your current level of understanding.

978
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 2: There you go. That's a good one.

979
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 5: That's a really good one. Five o seven. My father

980
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 5: in law used to say to us younger folk, use

981
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 5: your head. It's like new Wow, that'll work.

982
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 3: He had a point.

983
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 5: And last, but not least, Eddie said, my dad liked

984
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 5: to say if their brains were dynamite, they couldn't blow

985
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 5: their nose fair enough.

986
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 2: All right. Another another good one from our buddy Mark Twain.

987
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 2: He sat there looking like an envelope without any address

988
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 2: on it, and then the blank stairs. Did you call

989
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,439
Speaker 2: that out? When you when you when you see, let's

990
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: see there was one other and I saw, well, you

991
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 2: did your best, and that's what's so sad about this.

992
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 5: M One more from the text Lie Mike from Mound

993
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 5: has to credit Sherlock from the TV show Elementary. That's

994
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 5: the dumbest thing I've heard you say. And I've known

995
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 5: you for a really long time.

996
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, Yeah, I actually I said earlier. My

997
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 2: dad had a few of these, and I just remembered

998
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 2: that he actually said this to a friend of mine,

999
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 2: like I was in tenth grade and he's a bit

1000
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 2: of a blowhard. And my dad goes, I can't believe

1001
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,760
Speaker 2: I'm saying this, but you are as dumb as you look. Yeah,

1002
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 2: And I was like dead we're kids. They're saying that

1003
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 2: to a ninth or tenth grader, and of course I've

1004
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 2: never forgot it. I was like, it's pretty funny.

1005
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 5: This exercise reminded me of one that my buddy Dennis

1006
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 5: used to say when I lived in Omaha for quite

1007
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 5: a while, and he used a different word. But we'll

1008
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 5: keep a pg. That person doesn't know the difference between

1009
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 5: crap and apple butter.

1010
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 2: That was one.

1011
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 5: That's one that cup with me and I used that

1012
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 5: quite a bit. Yeah, that'll work because they look kind

1013
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 5: of the same, you know.

1014
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 2: Pretty good, one strong effort. Spoiler alert. Oh you always

1015
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 2: hear people say that, spoiler alert. Yeah, today's last word.

1016
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 2: You know, this is something that really matters now, but

1017
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 2: nowhere near as much as it used to. Like, for example,

1018
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 2: in the nineties, like when the movie The Sixth Sense

1019
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 2: came out. Oh yeah, ninety nine percent of the people

1020
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: that saw that movie were able to see the twist

1021
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 2: and go oh my god, because we wouldn't spoil things

1022
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 2: because we were more civilized people back then. We didn't

1023
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 2: have social media, we didn't have the internet. You could

1024
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 2: walk into a movie and again, the vast majority of

1025
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: people would have not had an ending spoiled because you know,

1026
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 2: that's how it used to be, right, and so that's

1027
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: but those days are gone, you know. But sometimes I

1028
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,399
Speaker 2: find myself looking back and being like, and it wasn't

1029
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 2: so bad back then. I kind of wish I could

1030
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 2: go back there. Well, not that long ago, in Antarctica,

1031
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 2: a couple of Russian scientists got into a bit of

1032
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 2: a tiff. An engineer, an engineer Savitsky was accused of

1033
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 2: stabbing a welder at an Arctic and an Antarctic Soviet

1034
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: or Soviet Russian place. He stabbed a welder named Bogolazov

1035
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 2: in the chest, stabbed him right boot, and I didn't

1036
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 2: kill him. The air lifted to Chile for medical treatment.

1037
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 2: Everybody was going to be fine. Okay. This was on

1038
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 2: the South Shetland Islands in Antarctica, the Bellinghausen Station, a

1039
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 2: russ and Russian research station. Now, these guys go down

1040
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 2: there for months at a time and they're isolated. And

1041
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 2: the tiff that led to the stabbing, that bastard Bella

1042
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: goes off was reading books from the base library and

1043
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 2: spoiling the endings before Savinsky could get to them.

1044
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's insane and.

1045
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,720
Speaker 2: I'm charmed by this. It reminds me of a simpler time.

1046
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 2: And honestly, I'm on Savinsky's side. He should have stabbed him.

1047
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 2: Shut him up. No, man, that's a little much entertainment options,

1048
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Imagine the guy he would he

1049
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 2: would continuously say, have you read this note? And then boom,

1050
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 2: here's the ending.

1051
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 3: It's called cabin fever and it's real.

1052
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1053
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 5: I'll take his side on one caveat. If you warned him,

1054
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 5: if you keep spoiling these books, I'm.

1055
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 2: Gonna stab you. That's the you know what. That's the

1056
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,760
Speaker 2: remake of the thing. Needs to be just that story

1057
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 2: right there. There's not a monster out there. There's a

1058
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,720
Speaker 2: guy who keeps spoiling the endings of books. It's way worse.

1059
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: Oh good, I love a good Russian over spoiling the

1060
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 2: book's story. Hey, Tomorrow on the show, more chances to

1061
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 2: see Fargo with us. On Friday, we'll also be talking

1062
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 2: with former Olympic champ Rob McClanahan. That's a miracle on

1063
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 2: ice guy.

1064
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,959
Speaker 5: He's a miracle on ice guy, and he's a stud

1065
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 5: from Minnesota and he's an awesome dude.

1066
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 2: By the way, right on boiler Us.

1067
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,439
Speaker 3: They won that game.

1068
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 2: They did, They absolutely did. You know what he's talking

1069
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 2: what we're gonna be talking about.

1070
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 5: Tell me you've got a new Miracle on Ice documentary

1071
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 5: hitting Netflix this Friday with all kinds of new footage.

1072
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just I'm like beyond excited. I'm down. Yeah.

1073
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: Gorman in the Morning is also Gorman.

1074
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Speaker 2: On the Go.

1075
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: Get the ninety two qrs app and stream live, or

1076
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,439
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1077
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