WEBVTT - Dopes & Lunkheads 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:39.480 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.500 George Washington Broadcast Center. 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:43.760 Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:45.260 Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:50.409 And now, here's Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:56.330 --> 0:00:58.670 Joe really going heavy on the air guitar with that 0:00:58.910 --> 0:00:59.550 opening music. 0:01:00.250 --> 0:01:03.030 Even throw in a little Gene Simmons tongue. I hope 0:01:03.050 --> 0:01:03.670 you dug that. 0:01:03.690 --> 0:01:03.760 Ah! 0:01:05.020 --> 0:01:05.300 Yeah. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:06.300 Your guitar. 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:07.559 Gotta have a guitar face. 0:01:08.610 --> 0:01:09.810 You gotta be ready to rock. 0:01:10.709 --> 0:01:18.450 That's clearly true. Live from Studio C. C Senior. A 0:01:18.510 --> 0:01:21.310 dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:25.600 and Getty communications compound. Today we're toiling under the title 0:01:25.620 --> 0:01:26.100 of the show. 0:01:26.700 --> 0:01:28.700 Grim Anniversary's Approach. 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:29.140 Yeah. 0:01:29.780 --> 0:01:33.350 Or on a cheerier note. I'd like the economic war 0:01:33.370 --> 0:01:37.370 with a side of missiles, please. Back to shooting at 0:01:37.410 --> 0:01:40.990 the Iranians in various islands nobody had heard of before 0:01:41.010 --> 0:01:43.479 this conflict. We'll see how hot that gets. 0:01:43.780 --> 0:01:45.200 Well, I don't know if we brought it up last week, 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:48.220 but the Pentagon announced we had cleared all the mines 0:01:48.300 --> 0:01:52.400 out of the Strait of Hormuz. And then yesterday, Iran thought, 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:54.390 let's put some more mines back in there. And we said, no, 0:01:54.430 --> 0:01:58.880 you didn't. No, you ain't. And we blasted their mine launchers. 0:01:58.940 --> 0:02:02.120 They launch mines on rockets. I guess that's how you 0:02:02.140 --> 0:02:02.980 put mines in the street. 0:02:03.020 --> 0:02:03.500 I didn't know that. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.000 But anyway, we blasted the hell out of them. 0:02:05.020 --> 0:02:07.100 These days, yeah. Yeah, I was surprised to hear that myself. 0:02:07.140 --> 0:02:09.160 I thought you kind of just went out in a 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.460 boat and lowered them into the water or something. I 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:12.579 assumed a boat was involved. 0:02:13.260 --> 0:02:20.820 My knowledge of underwater mines, though, is minimal at best. But, yes, 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.619 we blasted them, and then they started shooting back at 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:27.490 a variety of things, including our bases, which in the past, 0:02:28.030 --> 0:02:30.489 they've done some pretty serious damage to and killed people. 0:02:30.730 --> 0:02:32.870 What they did yesterday, I don't know. We're reporting we 0:02:32.910 --> 0:02:35.609 shot down all the rockets. We're not always honest about that, 0:02:35.730 --> 0:02:37.830 which is okay. We don't need to be honest about that, 0:02:37.889 --> 0:02:41.410 but just because we reported that none of the rockets 0:02:41.460 --> 0:02:43.600 got through or whatever doesn't mean that that's true. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.340 Correct. Yeah, I guess they really went after our bases 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.820 in Jordan in particular. And there are a lot of 0:02:49.260 --> 0:02:50.840 thousands of our folks there. 0:02:52.180 --> 0:02:54.860 One of your other big stories, not important, but the 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:59.260 nation is following. The Lindsay Clancy jury resumes deliberations today. 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:00.650 So we'll have our eye on that if for some 0:03:00.690 --> 0:03:03.250 reason they come up with a fact that it's taking 0:03:03.290 --> 0:03:07.410 a long time. Does that mean anything to you? That 0:03:07.570 --> 0:03:09.549 lean push one direction or the other? I feel like 0:03:09.590 --> 0:03:15.980 that pushes further away from clearly guilty of flat out murder. Yeah, yeah, 0:03:16.100 --> 0:03:19.010 I've tried to follow the conventional wisdom on that through 0:03:19.030 --> 0:03:21.330 the years, especially after I served on a handful of juries, 0:03:21.389 --> 0:03:22.269 and gosh. 0:03:22.330 --> 0:03:25.230 It's just hard to say. As we discussed last week, 0:03:25.290 --> 0:03:28.770 it's a case with a bunch of kind of fuzzy 0:03:28.950 --> 0:03:33.030 concepts at play. It's not, was he the guy with 0:03:33.070 --> 0:03:39.180 the gun at the liquor store? It's very, very complicated 0:03:39.260 --> 0:03:41.119 in dealing with human psychology and that sort of thing 0:03:41.140 --> 0:03:42.360 in a way that's going to take a while to 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.760 sort out. And it depends how many lunkheads are on 0:03:44.780 --> 0:03:47.410 the jury, too. You never hear this from legal analysts, 0:03:47.470 --> 0:03:52.990 but you will hear. It depends how many dopes, lunkheads, 0:03:53.230 --> 0:03:56.230 prejudiced people there are on the jury and how hard 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:58.200 their arms have got to be twisted. 0:03:58.420 --> 0:03:59.340 Dopes and lunkheads. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:00.080 Sometimes literally. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.660 D's and L's. Dopes and lunkheads. You got to deal 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.820 with them. Right. Everybody does in life. In fact, I've 0:04:07.860 --> 0:04:10.460 been talking to my youngest kid about that with school. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.000 You got to deal with dopes and lunkheads. It's part 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:14.710 of part of the whole life experience. 0:04:15.370 --> 0:04:19.490 Oh, my. Yeah. Yeah. I remember giving the boss who's 0:04:19.529 --> 0:04:22.150 an idiot speech to one of my kids. I think 0:04:22.170 --> 0:04:25.550 it was my youngest. She was in a class. I 0:04:25.570 --> 0:04:28.380 won't say which at what level of school. It's unimportant 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.140 because those people listen and I don't want to make 0:04:31.180 --> 0:04:35.190 it personal, but She said, essentially, this teacher's a dope, 0:04:35.230 --> 0:04:38.370 doesn't know what they're doing. Their standards are weird. Nobody 0:04:38.390 --> 0:04:41.650 can quite figure out what's happening. And my advice to 0:04:41.690 --> 0:04:46.650 her was do your level best and manage that person 0:04:46.850 --> 0:04:48.910 because that's the most important life skill you're going to 0:04:48.930 --> 0:04:51.370 pick up in this class by far. You will have 0:04:51.410 --> 0:04:54.430 an idiot professor. You will have an idiot boss, maybe 0:04:54.470 --> 0:04:57.450 more than one. And dealing with that, frustrating as it 0:04:57.470 --> 0:05:00.160 can be, man, that's a valuable life skill. So I 0:05:00.220 --> 0:05:02.640 know it's frustrating, but once in a while, remind yourself, 0:05:02.700 --> 0:05:04.680 I'm learning something very valuable here. 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:08.260 You'll certainly have an idiot co-worker. I mean, that's guaranteed. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:12.140 Please, look around the room. You guys are looking right 0:05:12.230 --> 0:05:14.330 at me. Well, you're looking at me. 0:05:17.910 --> 0:05:21.669 Speaking of school and lunkheads, Wall Street Journal, of all places, 0:05:22.470 --> 0:05:25.669 With a long article trying to throw cold water on 0:05:25.730 --> 0:05:29.570 the cell phone ban in schools. And it's not really 0:05:29.630 --> 0:05:32.770 doing that much, which I just thought was ridiculous. And 0:05:32.810 --> 0:05:36.099 the way it was written was and like making conclusions 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:37.900 that were just dumb to me. And so I want 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:41.700 to talk about that later because I hate pushback against 0:05:41.779 --> 0:05:42.760 eliminating cell. 0:05:42.580 --> 0:05:46.539 Phones from school rooms, which is obviously a good idea. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.719 I'm astounded by that. I miss that. I want to 0:05:49.740 --> 0:05:52.020 hear it. I want to know who wrote it. I 0:05:52.060 --> 0:05:53.520 want to go to their home. I want to grab 0:05:53.540 --> 0:05:54.280 them and shake them. 0:05:55.100 --> 0:06:02.600 Well, part of it was. Part of it was that 0:06:02.740 --> 0:06:06.370 initially a lot of people were upset. Now, since then, 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:07.230 some people have calmed down. 0:06:07.250 --> 0:06:09.930 It's like, what? Who cares? 0:06:10.350 --> 0:06:13.669 And then secondly, that test scores haven't gone up as 0:06:13.750 --> 0:06:17.729 much as people were hoping because that again, who cares? 0:06:17.970 --> 0:06:19.570 I mean, I'd like test scores to go up. It's 0:06:19.610 --> 0:06:22.650 got what difference does it make? You can't teach a 0:06:22.710 --> 0:06:25.089 kid when they're sitting there staring at their phone and 0:06:25.130 --> 0:06:28.349 it's disruptive. I don't even know why we're having this conversation. 0:06:28.670 --> 0:06:31.000 It's like they're smoking pot in the classroom. And, you know, 0:06:31.060 --> 0:06:33.240 two weeks into the new, you can't smoke pot in 0:06:33.260 --> 0:06:36.300 the classroom. You know, tests have only gone up by 8%. 0:06:36.300 --> 0:06:37.160 I'm not sure it's doing it. 0:06:37.380 --> 0:06:39.940 That's just idiotic. My God. I do want to go 0:06:39.980 --> 0:06:43.099 to their homes and shake them. We're keeping a live 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.779 tiger in the studio. Live tiger's been in there for 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:49.330 an hour and nobody's been bitten. It's not a good idea. 0:06:49.650 --> 0:06:53.860 Trust me. Oh my God. Anyway, it's a television set. 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:58.940 You morons, you old, this is you older morons. You 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.479 can't have kids have a TV set in the, well, 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:03.990 of course you can't have a TV set in the classroom. 0:07:04.290 --> 0:07:06.710 That's what it is. Except it's hooked up to the 0:07:06.730 --> 0:07:10.530 best entertainment ever divided by mankind. My God, people, I 0:07:10.550 --> 0:07:10.890 think they. 0:07:10.830 --> 0:07:13.010 Were focusing on the LA school district. I don't remember 0:07:13.030 --> 0:07:17.130 which is a second biggest school district in America, but, um, uh, 0:07:18.030 --> 0:07:21.600 One part mentioned that you take away the phones, but 0:07:21.630 --> 0:07:23.700 in one class, a lot of kids were continuing to 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:25.380 watch YouTube videos on their computers. 0:07:26.110 --> 0:07:26.710 What? 0:07:27.510 --> 0:07:28.450 How in the world? 0:07:28.710 --> 0:07:31.170 If you know they're watching YouTube videos on your computer, 0:07:31.410 --> 0:07:33.210 how do we not have a world where the teacher 0:07:33.250 --> 0:07:35.720 can just close the computer and take it and say, 0:07:35.740 --> 0:07:38.220 you get it back after class or whatever? How is 0:07:38.300 --> 0:07:40.420 that not the world we live in? Well, we know 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:43.040 why teachers unions and all kinds of crap around that. 0:07:43.060 --> 0:07:48.030 But that's insane that they're sitting there watching YouTube videos. 0:07:49.050 --> 0:07:52.800 Therefore, the cell phone ban is just not that useful. Oh, 0:07:52.860 --> 0:07:55.160 my God. I was just going to say, if you're 0:07:55.180 --> 0:07:58.640 conducting an experiment, we all learn the scientific method in school, 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:00.240 or at least we should have. You can only have 0:08:00.340 --> 0:08:02.660 one variable to draw any sort of conclusions. I was 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:04.820 just going to point out that the L.A. schools, I mean, 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.810 my God, they've got, you know, a solid four to 0:08:07.930 --> 0:08:13.530 eight things terribly wrong with them. So just tweaking, fixing one, well, 0:08:13.550 --> 0:08:15.210 it's not going to hurt, but no, that's not going 0:08:15.230 --> 0:08:18.490 to straighten things out overnight. Oh my gosh, people. People 0:08:18.530 --> 0:08:19.250 make me insane. 0:08:19.510 --> 0:08:21.570 So I want to talk about the details of that article. 0:08:21.590 --> 0:08:25.650 And then one that's got tongues wagging on the Sunday 0:08:25.670 --> 0:08:28.470 talk shows and then still today was, was it the 0:08:28.530 --> 0:08:30.830 Washington Post or the New York Times? One of your 0:08:30.850 --> 0:08:36.459 big papers with an expose on how, I think it 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:39.480 was the New York Times Sunday story on how we 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:43.680 can't protect ourselves as a country in a way that 0:08:43.940 --> 0:08:46.100 has never really been true because we've used so much 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.510 of our good stuff on this war in iran and 0:08:48.530 --> 0:08:51.730 giving it to ukraine and all kinds of different things 0:08:51.790 --> 0:08:55.010 and we're really vulnerable right now and that has got 0:08:55.070 --> 0:08:59.130 lots of people talking and and trump's threatening to uh 0:09:00.250 --> 0:09:03.660 to sue because that information shouldn't come out which probably 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.720 shouldn't announcing to china that hey man we're really low 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.100 if you're ever thinking of attack now is the good 0:09:09.140 --> 0:09:11.640 time because we are really that's probably not good to 0:09:11.700 --> 0:09:15.079 be uh reporting that on the other hand if You know, 0:09:15.220 --> 0:09:18.300 similar to the Pentagon Papers and the war in Vietnam. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:20.400 If it's the only way you can let the public 0:09:20.420 --> 0:09:22.319 know what's really going on, then maybe it's a service. 0:09:23.059 --> 0:09:27.360 Trump also going after Kristen Welker and Kirsten Kirsten, Kristen 0:09:27.380 --> 0:09:31.850 Welker and ABC News for because she said he's got 0:09:31.890 --> 0:09:35.690 a mixed record of his endorsements. And then he says, 0:09:35.770 --> 0:09:37.729 I win practically every one. So he's going to sick 0:09:37.770 --> 0:09:41.809 the FCC on her. Please. Can we please just stop? 0:09:41.830 --> 0:09:43.230 Yeah. 0:09:44.740 --> 0:09:45.979 Put her on a boat and send her out in 0:09:46.020 --> 0:09:48.260 the middle of the Sea of America. That's what I say. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:53.370 The American Ocean or the U.S. Ocean. 0:09:53.450 --> 0:09:56.530 We'll rename both of them. Let's start the show officially. 0:09:56.570 --> 0:09:58.550 It's the last day of this month. I'm Jack Armstrong. 0:09:58.570 --> 0:09:59.210 He's Joe Getty. 0:09:59.270 --> 0:09:59.850 On this, it is. 0:10:00.100 --> 0:10:03.140 Monday, August 31st. So is today our anniversary? Michael, you're 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:03.860 the one who keeps track. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:04.439 Yes, it is. 0:10:04.860 --> 0:10:07.740 So we've been doing this for 29 years, the Armstrong 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:08.380 and Getty Talk Show? 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.530 We started in 98. So 28. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:14.490 Sounds like 28 years to me. 28 years we've been 0:10:14.530 --> 0:10:15.890 doing this. It seems like a long time. 0:10:15.910 --> 0:10:16.550 Is that long enough? 0:10:16.580 --> 0:10:17.400 Maybe it's long enough. 0:10:17.420 --> 0:10:20.780 28th anniversary. I believe the traditional gift is pistachios, if 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:22.979 you'd like to send some to the studio. We are 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.319 Armstrong and Getty, and we approve of this program. Let's 0:10:25.340 --> 0:10:27.570 begin then, officially, according to FCC rules and regs. Here 0:10:27.590 --> 0:10:29.390 we go, leaping into action at mark. 0:10:29.530 --> 0:10:31.350 It is completely ridiculous. 0:10:31.730 --> 0:10:36.209 It's laughable to say guys like myself, guys like Abdul El-Sayed, 0:10:36.250 --> 0:10:37.329 we hate America. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.040 I say I hate America all the time. 0:10:40.260 --> 0:10:42.140 A lot of motherfuckers want to kill me over that take. 0:10:42.220 --> 0:10:43.969 But at least I say it with my fucking chest. 0:10:43.990 --> 0:10:45.849 People will be like, Hasan, you hate America. I'm like, yeah, 0:10:45.910 --> 0:10:46.189 I do. 0:10:46.350 --> 0:10:47.150 I do hate America. 0:10:50.270 --> 0:10:54.020 Marxists lie. They lie and they lie and they lie. 0:10:54.059 --> 0:10:57.780 That's Hasan Piker denying he's ever said he hates America. 0:10:57.860 --> 0:11:01.080 He says it all the time. Is his moment about 0:11:01.140 --> 0:11:02.820 over so I don't have to talk about him anymore? 0:11:02.940 --> 0:11:06.630 Is it about over? I hope so. You know, I 0:11:06.690 --> 0:11:10.730 certainly hope so too. He is on stage campaigning with 0:11:11.990 --> 0:11:16.750 perhaps winning candidates for the United States Senate. I know 0:11:16.850 --> 0:11:20.420 he's a punk and a shock jock or whatever he is, 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:25.340 and a self-promoter and an a-hole and a rich socialist 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.870 and an Islamist, the rest of it, but By God, 0:11:28.010 --> 0:11:33.810 if Ken Paxton were campaigning with the Grand Imperial Wizard 0:11:34.170 --> 0:11:38.720 of the local Klan chapter, we'd be hearing about it. Probably, yes. 0:11:39.460 --> 0:11:42.179 That'd be a bad move. If I was his campaign manager, 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:43.540 I'd say, I don't think this is a good idea. 0:11:43.860 --> 0:11:48.700 That's what El Acai does every week. Campaigns with Islamist 0:11:48.740 --> 0:11:49.820 radicals and communists. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.160 So we got headlines on the way to get into 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:54.679 some more of the news stories today and then a 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.189 little more depth on what we've talked about and a 0:11:57.190 --> 0:11:58.230 whole bunch of other stuff. It's going to be a 0:11:58.230 --> 0:12:01.630 big day. And then we got the bleak anniversary to 0:12:01.690 --> 0:12:05.569 talk about, partially because Joe tweeted out this Wall Street 0:12:05.650 --> 0:12:12.579 Journal documentary about the withdrawal from Afghanistan, specifically what happened 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:15.160 at Abbey Gate. You know that story if you're a 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.679 news junkie. And it is gruesome. And the fact that 0:12:18.700 --> 0:12:22.559 this is not more of a conversation is disturbing. Yeah, 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.540 I have a lot to say about it. It was harrowing. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:28.020 It was gruesome. It was angering. 0:12:28.340 --> 0:12:33.640 It was sad. And it reminded me anew of how 0:12:33.740 --> 0:12:37.700 horrific a failure that was and how little accountability, practically 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:38.460 no accountability. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:42.699 Practically none. Practically none. And yeah, we'll have a lot 0:12:42.740 --> 0:12:45.070 more on that later. So Katie's Headlines next. 0:12:45.110 --> 0:12:45.400 Stay here. 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:57.880 Armstrong and Getty. 0:12:57.900 --> 0:12:59.800 The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:13:03.710 --> 0:13:07.750 I think I'm going to decide. I haven't decided how 0:13:07.830 --> 0:13:09.270 many or what the list will be, but I'm going 0:13:09.290 --> 0:13:12.210 to have a list or a number of things that 0:13:12.250 --> 0:13:14.030 I care about at any given time in my life. 0:13:14.710 --> 0:13:14.780 Wow. 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:20.340 Any flexibility to that? I mean, if you've fulfilled your 0:13:20.540 --> 0:13:24.969 list of five and then your car breaks down, how's 0:13:24.990 --> 0:13:25.550 this going to work? 0:13:26.730 --> 0:13:31.910 Well, I'm going to rank personal issues way above 99% 0:13:31.910 --> 0:13:33.860 of the things that are in the news, I guarantee you. 0:13:35.300 --> 0:13:37.780 But yeah, I'm just going to have a very tight 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:40.959 list of things I give a crap about. Just like 0:13:41.020 --> 0:13:43.660 perusing the Twitter and looking at all the TV. Most 0:13:43.710 --> 0:13:45.590 of the stuff that gets reported, I just don't care. 0:13:45.730 --> 0:13:47.230 It's not important, and I don't care. 0:13:48.890 --> 0:13:51.650 Boy, if one man is angry online, I want to 0:13:51.690 --> 0:13:52.330 know about it. 0:13:52.470 --> 0:13:56.170 I know. For real. Give me the tea. 0:13:56.910 --> 0:13:57.310 All right. 0:13:57.350 --> 0:13:59.010 Let's figure out who's reporting what. It's the lead story 0:13:59.030 --> 0:13:59.630 with Katie Green. 0:13:59.650 --> 0:13:59.990 Katie. 0:14:00.330 --> 0:14:00.709 All righty. 0:14:00.750 --> 0:14:04.560 The major networks. Nepal, Tibet, flood. Death toll surpasses 900. 0:14:04.550 --> 0:14:05.640 More than 4,700 still missing. 0:14:08.980 --> 0:14:10.579 Race against. Oh, this is from CNN. 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.300 Race against time to find workers missing in the Nepal 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:20.830 hydropower tunnels and CBS. Nepal's hesitance to accept foreign help 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:22.920 for flood relief is under scrutiny. 0:14:23.250 --> 0:14:27.010 So I think everybody saw the initial videos that came 0:14:27.110 --> 0:14:29.530 out from Nepal and we we watched them and talked 0:14:29.570 --> 0:14:34.270 about them. But since then, they've gotten more graphic because 0:14:34.330 --> 0:14:35.950 they've found more cameras. I don't want to see them. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:40.320 We're into snuff films now. They're just snuff films. I mean, 0:14:40.460 --> 0:14:45.160 why are... What's... Another video showing, and it's just like 0:14:45.220 --> 0:14:47.180 a close-up of somebody dying. 0:14:47.570 --> 0:14:52.490 What is that? What's the news value? So many bodies. Right. 0:14:53.130 --> 0:14:53.200 NBC. 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:56.360 Follow the drone. 0:14:56.780 --> 0:15:00.730 How Ukraine captures Russian prisoners with uncrewed vehicles. 0:15:02.590 --> 0:15:05.430 Yeah, I'm happy about that. But Russia had their deadliest 0:15:05.510 --> 0:15:09.530 attack in several years on Ukraine over the weekend. 0:15:10.390 --> 0:15:12.850 So they're using drones to round up prisoners? Yeah, I'd 0:15:12.890 --> 0:15:14.490 like to know more about that. Crazy. 0:15:15.390 --> 0:15:16.230 From the New York Times. 0:15:16.830 --> 0:15:17.090 U.S. 0:15:17.470 --> 0:15:21.780 And Iran exchange strikes overnight after month-long calm. 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:24.980 Talked about that earlier. 0:15:26.410 --> 0:15:31.070 New York Post, Lindsay Clancy verdict, live update, jury deliberations 0:15:31.150 --> 0:15:35.430 hit day three. I don't know if you saw this, 0:15:35.470 --> 0:15:39.670 but one of the psychologists that they had as a 0:15:39.710 --> 0:15:42.230 witness ended up being, I don't know if he was 0:15:42.290 --> 0:15:45.070 fired or he resigned after he just got ripped for 0:15:45.170 --> 0:15:47.000 smiling while he was answering questions. 0:15:48.980 --> 0:15:51.500 Yeah, I don't know. It was a big deal over 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:51.940 the weekend. 0:15:52.860 --> 0:15:53.680 Washington Post. 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:57.080 Trump says he will report NBC host to FCC for 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:58.620 rebuke or punishment. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:00.040 Kristen Walker. 0:16:01.140 --> 0:16:07.630 Trump is the, like, test case opposite of choose your battles. 0:16:07.970 --> 0:16:08.190 Yeah. 0:16:08.250 --> 0:16:11.310 He's like the ground, you know, the starting point of 0:16:11.370 --> 0:16:13.870 choose your battles. Because he does not at all. He 0:16:13.910 --> 0:16:15.330 chooses every battle always. 0:16:16.370 --> 0:16:19.250 Right, right. In contrast to Churchill, stops and chucks rocks 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:22.940 at every dog that barks. Yeah, nice. Plus, The free 0:16:22.980 --> 0:16:29.370 speech stuff, sorry, no, wrong, 100% wrong, ugly, un-American, stop it. 0:16:31.090 --> 0:16:37.070 The Wall Street Journal, car sunroofs keep spontaneously exploding, and 0:16:37.090 --> 0:16:38.290 the problem is getting worse. 0:16:38.670 --> 0:16:42.070 How often does this happen? They're saying, well, I. 0:16:42.050 --> 0:16:44.410 Don't know how often it happens, but they're saying heat, debris, 0:16:44.510 --> 0:16:49.410 and manufacturing defects, meaning that owners are experiencing this more often. 0:16:49.590 --> 0:16:51.480 Well, is it a particular model, or is it happening 0:16:51.530 --> 0:16:51.930 to everyone? 0:16:52.630 --> 0:16:56.830 They're pointing out the Lexus SUV as a highlight in 0:16:56.850 --> 0:16:58.750 this article, but. 0:16:58.290 --> 0:17:01.710 It shatters, right? It doesn't explode per se. I read 0:17:01.730 --> 0:17:02.860 the first paragraph or two. 0:17:02.980 --> 0:17:04.300 I don't want it to shatter either. 0:17:04.820 --> 0:17:05.060 Right. 0:17:06.180 --> 0:17:10.740 And finally, from the Babylon Bee, Darlene Graham quietly Googles, quote, 0:17:10.980 --> 0:17:12.120 what does a senator do? 0:17:12.140 --> 0:17:14.040 Oh, that's unfair. 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:14.980 I know. 0:17:15.140 --> 0:17:16.070 That's unkind. 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:16.790 That was rude. 0:17:17.270 --> 0:17:21.630 I just lost her brother. I like this headline, which 0:17:21.710 --> 0:17:26.690 is real. Google Maps has changed the name of Lake Ontario. 0:17:28.369 --> 0:17:28.949 I give up. 0:17:29.730 --> 0:17:32.500 Maybe use Google Translate. Set it to English. 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:33.720 Is it the Zepbound? 0:17:33.740 --> 0:17:34.619 Is that what's happening? 0:17:52.790 --> 0:17:54.500 The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:17:59.330 --> 0:18:02.470 Battle over the name of Lake Ontario after President Trump's 0:18:02.510 --> 0:18:06.230 executive order to rename it Lake America. That has set 0:18:06.270 --> 0:18:08.780 off a pitched social media battle with the White House 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:12.740 celebrating the change on Google Maps, although other mapping services 0:18:12.859 --> 0:18:14.800 are still using the historic name. 0:18:14.820 --> 0:18:17.359 That's actually what I was attempting to say before the break, 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:18.940 and I wasn't able to get it out of my mouth. 0:18:18.980 --> 0:18:21.150 I think because of that bond, my tongue has gotten 0:18:21.190 --> 0:18:23.650 too skinny and it flaps around in there and doesn't 0:18:23.670 --> 0:18:24.050 work anymore. 0:18:25.170 --> 0:18:25.430 Yeah. 0:18:25.690 --> 0:18:30.090 Google Maps went ahead and changed Lake Ontario to Lake America. 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:34.480 Apple Maps didn't. And some of your other whatever. This 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:36.560 would list this would be on my list of stories 0:18:36.619 --> 0:18:38.260 I don't care about. I'm not going to pay attention 0:18:38.300 --> 0:18:38.920 to in my life. 0:18:38.980 --> 0:18:39.680 Right. Right. 0:18:39.700 --> 0:18:42.950 Doesn't make the narrow. I pay attention to this group. 0:18:43.530 --> 0:18:43.690 Yeah. 0:18:43.730 --> 0:18:46.570 Google Maps within the US changed it. If you're across 0:18:46.590 --> 0:18:49.250 the border and you Google it, it has the traditional name, 0:18:49.350 --> 0:18:52.210 which is fine. I say change the Atlantic Ocean to 0:18:52.290 --> 0:18:55.800 the American Ocean. I mean, what's Atlantic mean anyway? Nobody knows. 0:18:56.170 --> 0:19:03.000 And the Pacific Ocean, Pacific implies peacefulness, right? The peaceful ocean. 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:06.379 Have you ever seen the Pacific Ocean? It's not peaceful 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:10.560 in the least. It's a violent, cold ocean. Call that 0:19:10.580 --> 0:19:11.020 the U.S. 0:19:11.140 --> 0:19:11.380 Ocean. 0:19:11.420 --> 0:19:13.200 So we got the American Ocean and the U.S. 0:19:13.300 --> 0:19:13.480 Ocean. 0:19:13.740 --> 0:19:18.409 Just change them all. Lake Winnebago. Well, Winnebago's are American. 0:19:18.490 --> 0:19:21.250 Why aren't we selling sponsorships? It's got to be like 0:19:21.290 --> 0:19:22.210 sports stadiums. 0:19:23.290 --> 0:19:26.530 It's like Toyota until its contract runs out, and then 0:19:26.570 --> 0:19:27.230 it's a different lake. 0:19:27.930 --> 0:19:28.650 Right, right. 0:19:28.670 --> 0:19:30.930 Yeah, I love that idea. And it's Lake Verizon Wireless. 0:19:31.510 --> 0:19:35.040 Trump's got a bizarre unholy oil deal going in Venezuela 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:36.640 that we can talk about at some point. But, yeah, 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:38.640 why not sell naming rights to the lakes, and why 0:19:38.660 --> 0:19:39.340 not the states? 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:39.740 Yeah. 0:19:40.290 --> 0:19:44.070 I mean, Illinois, what is that, French or something? Come on. 0:19:44.090 --> 0:19:48.260 Name it, I don't know, General Motors, in Illinois. I 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:53.189 love that idea. So speaking of machinery and progress and 0:19:53.230 --> 0:19:56.130 that sort of thing, place 21, would you, Michael? 0:19:56.130 --> 0:19:57.110 154. 0:19:57.109 --> 0:19:57.729 You are good to go. 0:19:59.920 --> 0:20:04.139 NASA's Roman Space Telescope, barrel-shaped, about the size of a 0:20:04.220 --> 0:20:04.820 tour bus. 0:20:05.220 --> 0:20:05.920 Destination? 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:07.040 Deep space. 0:20:07.590 --> 0:20:10.930 From an orbit one million miles from Earth, Roman will 0:20:11.010 --> 0:20:14.590 map the cosmos inside the Milky Way and far beyond 0:20:15.010 --> 0:20:17.629