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Speaker 4: The Woody Show?

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Speaker 5: How? This is the Woody Show.

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Speaker 6: Insensitivity Training.

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Speaker 5: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. All right,

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Speaker 5: it's Monday. It's a brand new week. It's Monday, October

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Speaker 5: the twentieth, twenty twenty five. Yeah, hey, welcome to it.

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Speaker 5: My name's Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hi, wood we got Menace.

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Speaker 5: What is that Gina grad Good morning to you. Morning.

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Speaker 5: There's a Sea Bass like what we've got Morgan, she's

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Speaker 5: our associate producer. Vaughan is our video producer. We got

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Speaker 5: Bort and Menji both here in the Woody Show production department.

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Speaker 5: Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woody.

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Speaker 5: You can send us a text over to two to

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Speaker 5: nine eight seven. Coming up for you on the show

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Speaker 5: this morning. Course we'll get into the weekend cheers and jeers.

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Speaker 5: Hope you had a great weekend, birthday, month, weekend minute.

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Speaker 5: So I'm sure there's lots to get caught up on.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's almost over all the news headlines that

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Speaker 5: you should be aware of this morning. Also, Sea Bass

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Speaker 5: went into uh some some comedy places did some was

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Speaker 5: it comedy or just kind of like the coffee shop

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Speaker 7: It's it's primarily comedy, but there may be some extra

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Speaker 5: Who Yeah, so it's a woody show. Got talent today?

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Speaker 7: Fine, this is the thing. You gotta find new talent.

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Speaker 7: You gotta go out there and pound the payment. You

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Speaker 7: can't just sit in the studio and hope they come

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Speaker 7: to you. I mean, right, we take this, Yeah to

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Speaker 7: me out there? Take this show as example. How you

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Speaker 7: gonna find a guy who's getting a full on exam

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Speaker 7: on the streets San Francisco out there looking yeah, pleasure,

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Speaker 5: An anal exam. Yeah? Are you healthy out there?

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Speaker 5: Exactly? Let me find out. Let me wrap my entire

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Speaker 7: This is how these comedians come out of you, come

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Speaker 5: Anyway, that's coming up for you this morning. And I

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Speaker 5: and launch the go to Dubai extreme weekend trip with

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Speaker 5: Menace and Woody for MENACE's birthday month. Damn. We've been

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Speaker 5: talking about it, We've been debating it, we've been fighting

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Speaker 5: signing up to be the person who wins. What insane.

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Speaker 5: But again, I'm gonna tell you we're only paying for

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Speaker 5: You have to get your own hotel room. But all

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Speaker 5: I love the back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday. Oh

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Speaker 5: just don't you love that New week smell so fresh?

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Speaker 5: Menace eight days away? Your birthday is in eight days.

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Speaker 5: Talk it's huge. October twenty eighth, it's Menus's birthday. Crazy.

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Speaker 5: Here you go, menace today in history it was today.

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Speaker 5: In nineteen seventy five, the Supreme Court ruled that teachers

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Speaker 5: Bring it back. My stepfather used to tell stories because

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Speaker 5: Well we got the birthdays and the porn of birthday

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Speaker 5: here on this Monday morning coming up in just a second. First, Mendican,

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Speaker 5: What's so great about it?

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Speaker 14: Right?

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Speaker 5: No? No, Now, Morgan, did you know that Rosie and

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Speaker 4: Actually I did because my mom used to work with

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Speaker 9: Wait, are we sure you're talking about Rosio Donald not

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Speaker 5: Colorado, Yeah, notoriously worked out.

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Speaker 9: Bitch, the same thing?

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Speaker 7: Apparently? Jimmy Kimmel, I love him, hate him. He refused

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Speaker 13: Greg, you might know who this person is, and I'm

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Speaker 13: sure Gina knows as well. Do you know Diane Thurstenberg.

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Speaker 13: She's a famous designer.

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Speaker 5: Diane Vaughan.

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Speaker 1: Don't know anything about it.

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Speaker 9: We have the rap dress?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, she invented it, No one knows. And she also

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Speaker 5: He has eighty three but he has openly been bisexual.

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Speaker 5: Now that goes to your argument he can't just be bisexual, right, Well,

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Speaker 5: that's Greg's words, not mine.

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Speaker 1: No, I never, those are not my words. I said

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Speaker 1: that if you're bisexual, you at least have fifty one

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Speaker 13: They were married for a short time in the seventies,

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Speaker 13: and then they got remarried in two thousand and one.

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Speaker 13: But now finally, at eighty three, he is gone full gay,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so full gay. So maybe your theory is right.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy your final years the.

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Speaker 7: Pathetically, and you can throw this back at me as well, hypothetically.

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Speaker 7: Would you hook up with an eighty three year old

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Speaker 7: for any reason? Let's say, money, pity, admiration, money for money, Greg, Now,

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Speaker 9: He wants to give you two million dollars, cat.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do. No, I wouldn't do fifty three.

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Speaker 4: You're going crazy?

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Speaker 5: Wow, I'm willing to gobble forget, forget the I'll think

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Speaker 4: But you do like him young, Greg, But.

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Speaker 1: I like him young girls.

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Speaker 5: There's liking things and doing things for money.

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Speaker 5: He's willing to do it, all.

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Speaker 13: Right, Okay, fun fact. Greg is not for sale, all right.

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Speaker 13: Now check this out, eminem. He you know he has

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Speaker 5: For a little while.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's stupid, right, people will.

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Speaker 9: Always hang themselves thanks to social media.

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Speaker 5: Also, I mean, doctor in the name, you're supposed to

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Speaker 9: Well that's exactly right. Will you talk about this all

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Speaker 5: But I kind of disagree because we have music videos

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Speaker 7: Uh yeah, I think we really forget how enormous Michael

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Speaker 7: Jackson was.

443
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's your report, would he? I thank you

444
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Speaker 5: menace yea side for your birthdays show this shiday we're

445
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Speaker 5: going he left this shiver day.

446
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,119
Speaker 1: We're gonna sit because he was like, it's shivery and

447
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,360
Speaker 1: you know we don't do birthday.

448
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Speaker 5: Happy birthday to Snoop dogg Oh really Yeahue, how do

449
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,680
Speaker 5: you think Snoop is now? Keep in mind blackdone crack

450
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:50,360
Speaker 5: say fifty three fifty three fifty eight, sixty one. It's crack,

451
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,760
Speaker 5: but it's getting pretty mumified and looking these days. On

452
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Speaker 5: Snoop Dog Snoop Dogg is fifty four. To the Damn Girl,

453
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,919
Speaker 5: that's my boy. He was Jim on the Office. Johnson

454
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 5: Zinsky is forty six. Vigo Mortensen from the Lord of

455
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Speaker 5: the Rings trilogy. He is sixty seven film director Danny

456
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,720
Speaker 5: Boyle who did some Dog Millionaire and Train Spotting and

457
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Speaker 5: something like that. Greg how old is he today?

458
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 1: Let's go with sixty nine.

459
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Speaker 5: He's sixty nine years old. You should work at the carnival.

460
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 5: I should NBA Young Boy, the rapper is twenty six

461
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Speaker 5: that youre rappers, By the way, that seems to be

462
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Speaker 5: the new thing with with rappers. I've noticed menace. I'm

463
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Speaker 5: sorry for being so white like NBA Young Boy, or

464
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Speaker 5: it's it's something bubble yeah, yeah, big g the plug

465
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Speaker 5: or whatever, like he's yeah, it's always like some yeah something.

466
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Speaker 5: All I know about NBA Young Boy is that he

467
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 5: is largely disrespected at Yeah. He seemed to be a wankstone.

468
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Speaker 4: Well he'll never be broken again.

469
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Speaker 5: I was just gonna ask if anybody knew the name

470
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Speaker 5: of his basic never broke again. You got it. Well,

471
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Speaker 5: you win, you win, Thank you so much. Dan Fogler,

472
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Speaker 5: actor comedian from the Fantastic Beast films. Sure with that one,

473
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 5: nerds forty eight years old today, and then your part

474
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 5: of birthday today is Alexis Tay and today's today's birthday girl.

475
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 5: She's got the body count higher that mister Rogers after

476
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Speaker 5: nom Yeah, there's a lot of kills, so the mister

477
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Speaker 5: Rodgers is crazy.

478
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

479
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 5: Six and eighty six fine films, including Alexis Wants It Anally.

480
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 5: She was in Hot Dong Eating Contest Volume one, Scissoring

481
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Speaker 5: BFFs Orgasm Hard nice yep, she was in Rammed by

482
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Speaker 5: Her Reelder, those are see those are two that I

483
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 5: think Greg would like, the scissoring ones, and then you know,

484
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 5: rammed by her when I was buying a house. Nobody real.

485
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 5: Alexis Tay. She was in an outdoor mischief leads to

486
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Speaker 5: a great orgasm Gray, Yes, she was. She was in

487
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Speaker 5: the holiday film Christmas Orgasm Express Festive. And then who

488
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 5: can forget her unfittable role in Smile through the Panel.

489
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Speaker 5: Sometimes that's Alexis Tay. He's twenty eight years old today

490
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Speaker 5: and at your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and

491
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Speaker 5: that is a Monday morning. Look at what's happening around

492
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Speaker 5: the wad of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show here,

493
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 5: welcome back. Yeah, I'm glad you remembered the way back

494
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Speaker 5: to us after our weekend. It's it's hard sometimes you

495
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 5: forget these things. Sprinkle bread comes, phones are open eight

496
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Speaker 5: seven seven forty four Woody text over to two two

497
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Speaker 5: nine eight seven. Now, not everyone knows everything unless you're

498
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 5: Sea Bass, and you believe that you do know everything.

499
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, But have you ever had a conversation

500
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Speaker 5: This is a silly question for this room, but have

501
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 5: you ever had a conversation with another adult about something

502
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:50,439
Speaker 5: that you couldn't believe you had to explain? Yes? Now,

503
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 5: there are a couple of things that stand out to me.

504
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Speaker 5: Number one, uh explaining suppositories to Gregg. Greg was convinced

505
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 5: at one point point that all suppositories were metal. How

506
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 5: would that work?

507
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I remember why. I was like

508
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: what because you said they were It was like a

509
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: bullet and in my head it was metal. How does

510
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: it release medicine into your butt?

511
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Speaker 5: I mean it just a timer? Yeah, that was that

512
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 5: was it was fun. That was a fun one. And

513
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,120
Speaker 5: then also when I had to explain how airplane tugs

514
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 5: worked to my wife, that's, you know, the the little

515
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 5: tractor that's sitting in front of the plane of the

516
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 5: gate and pushes it back from the gate, because why

517
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 5: don't they just throw it? What does that little truck do?

518
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 5: I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, the little

519
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 5: truck that's in front of the plane, what does it do?

520
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 5: I go, are you serious? I just loved her angry

521
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 5: response to you. Yeah, because it pushes the plane back

522
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 5: away from when we leave. It pushed the plane back

523
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 5: with okay, it was stupid on my forehead. I'm like, yeah,

524
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 5: I guess so I guess it's too easy and people

525
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 5: are definantly wrong. It's fun that makes it so much.

526
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Speaker 5: Bade one of the one of the funniest ones. Uh

527
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Speaker 5: this is I guess more like a bitch betray And

528
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Speaker 5: there was a story about that we had heard some

529
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Speaker 5: listener was telling us about how, uh, their wife they're

530
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 5: gonna just have like heat up frozen dinners and they go,

531
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Speaker 5: you want to have these now? And he goes, yeah, sure,

532
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Speaker 5: go ahead. So she goes to make them. She heats

533
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Speaker 5: his up and he's now waiting. He's like, wait, what

534
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Speaker 5: are you doing with yours?

535
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 1: Why do you win?

536
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Speaker 5: She goes, why we can't. I can't have it yet,

537
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 5: he's why. She goes because it's seven thirty. But it's

538
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Speaker 5: only five thirty right now. The package said heat seven

539
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Speaker 5: minutes and thirty seconds. But she for whatever, She goes,

540
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Speaker 5: you can't heat until seven thirty, like and then yeah, yeah,

541
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Speaker 5: but it's only five thirty, and he's like wait, and

542
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Speaker 5: he looked at the and she goes, I don't know

543
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Speaker 5: what I was thinking, and she was meggat embarrassed. But

544
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Speaker 5: if that's real, that's right. Yeah, yeah, still still really fine. Yeah,

545
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 5: totally seven thirty of cooking time compared to time of day.

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Speaker 1: All right.

547
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Speaker 5: This one says I had to explain to my thirty

548
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Speaker 5: three year old coworker that the sun rises in the

549
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 5: east and sets in the west every day. Allegedly, I

550
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 5: had to explain credit cards to my seventy three year

551
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 5: old mother. She didn't know that you have the option

552
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 5: to pay the balance in full. She thought that you

553
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 5: had to only make the minimum payment. That's the payment.

554
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, customer, right there, Yeah, that's that's the favor

555
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 5: right there. People were asked, what's the most unbelievable thing

556
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 5: that you've had to explain to another adult. A friend

557
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 5: of mine thought that if too many people had solar

558
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 5: panels that they would use up all of the sun.

559
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 5: One of my colleagues is a flat earther. We are

560
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 5: both professional pilots. The edge, I mean, depends on how

561
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 5: far you're flying. True. Maybe you know because the ice

562
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 5: walls doe also how all your navigation works. True. A

563
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 5: friend of mine thanked a service dog because she thought

564
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Speaker 5: being a service dog meant the dog had served our country.

565
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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, Yeah, thank you.

566
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Speaker 5: My sister in law's boyfriend, much younger than me, thought

567
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Speaker 5: male boxes were just decorative and didn't know you could

568
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 5: put actual actual mail in there, like to be sent out.

569
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Speaker 5: I guess it's only to that mail, like you have

570
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Speaker 5: to drop the mail. That's see. That's what the little

571
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 5: flagger is on the side of the mailbox.

572
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 4: You knew that, right, No, But mine doesn't have the flag,

573
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Speaker 4: so I just have to leave it kind of like sitting.

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Speaker 5: There flags on set and you knew it was for Yeah,

575
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 5: of course, Well there's not really enough course here. I mean, yeah,

576
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Speaker 5: I had a friend who thought that every country in

577
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 5: the world was its own separate island with no land borders. Yeah,

578
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 5: they grew up in Bermuda. Yeah, I don't know anybody

579
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 5: got one to add like the bass. I'm sure because

580
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 5: you you have to explain things to people all the time.

581
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, my bar is so much higher. Obviously

582
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 7: our favorite, my favorite story of this all time. We

583
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 7: had a girl living in our fraternity house over the

584
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Speaker 7: summer because we ran out in the summer, and she

585
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 7: had to be told by her mother that the reason

586
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 7: she was getting so many East infections was she was

587
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 7: wiping back to front.

588
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's took that long to figure that out.

589
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 5: She was done a little bit, which was okay.

590
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 9: Well that's why she was getting the Yet, speaking of

591
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 9: roommates in college, I was roommates with a dude and

592
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 9: was showing him how to clean the bathtub and I said,

593
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 9: you just need to get a little elbow grease in there.

594
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 9: And he went to the kitchen and said, where is it, Hey,

595
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 9: where are the actual elbow the elbow grease?

596
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 4: Well, at least he was trying.

597
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 7: It sounds like something that you would do at a

598
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 7: like a garage for the you know, like the new guy.

599
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, turn signal. I worked at the grocery store. We

600
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,479
Speaker 5: told the people that they have to go outside and

601
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 5: mop all the handicap parking spaces. See it better solid one. Yeah,

602
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 5: pressure washing. What's the most unbelievable thing that you've had

603
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 5: to explain to another adult? You can you can hit

604
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Speaker 5: us up on the text over to ninety seven. Well,

605
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Speaker 5: we'll take a quick break. We got some more show

606
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 5: coming up for your next tang on the show. We'll

607
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 5: be right back Woody show. Well, we are into another

608
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Speaker 5: new hour. She Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World,

609
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Speaker 5: Monday morning. Yay, October twentieth, twenty twenty five. My name

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Speaker 5: is whatdy. That's Greg Gory High Woody. We got Menace,

611
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 5: Hi grad Sea Mass is around here somewhere. We got Morgan.

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00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 2: Hey.

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00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 5: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You

614
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 5: can send us eight texts over to two two nine

615
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 5: eight seven almost like well where Sammy. Yeah, Sammy went

616
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 5: to a wedding. But it's been a week, so we're

617
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 5: trying to figure it out. Like I thought she was

618
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 5: back today and I realized that was off by day.

619
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, tomorrow.

620
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 5: Oh okay, but allegedly liked she and steamboat. Will you

621
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Speaker 5: just like accelerate things keeping secrets? Yeah, that's why I asked, like,

622
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 5: was she in the wedding? And we never I don't

623
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 5: think we don't know that either, but ask at all?

624
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 5: Have you not met Sammy? Sammy is not like very

625
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 5: forthcoming with anything, like like she's she's pretty close to

626
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 5: the vest. Yes, like like you said, secretive, she's pretty secretive.

627
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 4: She's not an open book.

628
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: No, So I don't really ask. And we've all been

629
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Speaker 1: in weddings. Doesn't mean they're a week long, right, I'm

630
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: going because you're in it. I'm going to a wedding

631
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Speaker 1: this weekend down the Jersey Shore.

632
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 5: How many credits? Yeah, I leave today right after the show. Okay,

633
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 5: I'll be back in December, you know what.

634
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Speaker 9: But knowing Sammy, she's like, well, I had to decorate

635
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 9: the church, and I like.

636
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 5: Sammy still works here. She's just gone to his wedding

637
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 5: for three months?

638
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: What was going on?

639
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 5: We've got some of the trending news headlines coming up

640
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 5: for you this hour, Greg, How was your weekend?

641
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: Weekend?

642
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 5: Was fine?

643
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: I give it a see was productive and mid but

644
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: I do have the kids say it s you know,

645
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: just whatever weekend, but my cheer and I'm picking one thing.

646
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: If we're doing cheers and jeers. Now my cheer is four.

647
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: Not a sponsor, but should be, could be, would be.

648
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: It's called Sarah Coats, which is a ceramic tire cleaner

649
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: for your car. And it is so good. I'm so

650
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: every calm down. I'm picking my one cheer. Yeah, and

651
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm very hard to please when it comes to products.

652
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: This product rolls. It doesn't sling as promised. It doesn't

653
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: want sling. So if you use something like armor all

654
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: like basic tire stuff, it'll like whip off the tires

655
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: when you drive and you'll go all over the back.

656
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: It's not greasy. It works. It coats the tires. It's

657
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: called Sarah Coat c E R A k O t E.

658
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: It's a ceramic tire Sarah coats.

659
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 9: It sounds like it's cough medicine.

660
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: It kind of does Sarah coate. So yeah, should be

661
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: a sponsor. Rules. That is my cheer and I'm proud

662
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: of it.

663
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 4: What a weekend, right, I know that's a lot.

664
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 9: I get it because remember I told you I got

665
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 9: stainless steel cleaner for the fridge, and how excited I was.

666
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 5: I understand eventually by the way you stop using that

667
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 5: stuff when you have stainless steel things like you stop

668
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 5: using true, like you using five times a day because

669
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 5: you think like, oh, I have to use this, And

670
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 5: eventually you just get like whatever you use to wipe

671
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 5: down the counters and the extra waters on the start.

672
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll see that excitement will go away. The Sarah

673
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: Cote excitement will not.

674
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 5: Is so new with the homeowner stuff, and we'll stop

675
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 5: caring eventually.

676
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: Actually, you'll be like my gear is to a sound

677
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: effect that you see or that you hear. You don't

678
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: see a sound effect you hear in movies and TV shows.

679
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: You know, if somebody gets knocked out or punched, or

680
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: if there's a loud blows in nearby. The movie makes

681
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: it so you're in their point of view and you hear.

682
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 5: That, Oh yeah, like in your ears. Stop with that.

683
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

684
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: As somebody who suffers from Tonight's And when I say suffer,

685
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: I mean soft do you really have it? Oh yeah,

686
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: like to the point it keeps me up at night.

687
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: It's a constant nightmare. And I don't need to be

688
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: reminded of it on a TV show if there's an

689
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: explosion or you get punched, I don't need to hear.

690
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 5: They lower the volume of other people are yelling and screaming,

691
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 5: but it's really low. But you hear that tone, the

692
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 5: ringing tone.

693
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 9: And of course if see West, we're in here right now,

694
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 9: you tell you it's it's tinatus.

695
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: Oh it'stus. Yeah, my doctor said tonight.

696
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 9: But do you hear it right now?

697
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 5: Oh?

698
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty four to seven. And like certain songs do

699
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: it at the end of a song, like Nirvana songs

700
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: will have that feast ball guitar smashing pumpkins back. Nobody

701
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: wants to hear that. I've never thought about it. You

702
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: never know what you're talking about, but never get a

703
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: second second thought.

704
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 5: Unless the guy that started texted Roadhouse. His was so

705
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 5: bad that he ended up unliving himself. I do. I

706
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 5: hate that so much, considered killed himself, killed himselves.

707
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a point in time where I thought,

708
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: you know what, life isn't for me because.

709
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 5: It's that bad? How long have you had it?

710
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: Ten to fifteen years?

711
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 5: Because there's nothing you can do about it?

712
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 9: I know you just are you just constantly listening to stuff.

713
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cause headaches.

714
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: Twenty four that is why you have a hard time

715
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: falling asleep probably, Yeah, because it's just twenty four to

716
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: seven of them.

717
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 4: Oh that's crazy.

718
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 5: Wow.

719
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: So we don't need it in movies and TV shows.

720
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't take it to change the whole industry.

721
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: And if you're in a band and you think feedback

722
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: is cool and.

723
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 5: Edgy, it's not. It's Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.

724
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 4: So I had a great weekend. I went to the

725
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 4: football game yesterday with the Menace. So that was a

726
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 4: great sweet life. Very lucky there. But my cheers actually

727
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 4: goes to porn stars. Hell yeah, because of one of them,

728
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 4: because they do such a great job. Right. But one

729
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 4: of my one of my good friends who I invited

730
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 4: to the game, she couldn't go because she had to

731
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 4: do a shoot. She was doing an anal shoot with

732
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 4: like another girl and some toys, right, but she had hemorrhoids. Oh,

733
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 4: so she literally had my other friend who's her manager,

734
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 4: like open up and look, you know, and see like,

735
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 4: oh what can we shoot and where you won't see them?

736
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 5: So spread her buttche.

737
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 4: Right, I'm trying to not be so descriptive.

738
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 5: Going from this like look inside of Yeah, well she'd them.

739
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 4: And yeah, you got to look inside the figure out

740
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 4: where the photographer could film from.

741
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 5: So it didn't you can't you can't see it from

742
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 5: the outside.

743
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 4: I didn't look, but apparently, yeah, well it's like a

744
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 4: swelling and it's painful. So shout out to porn stars

745
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 4: that go through.

746
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 5: You know, she don't do haul out that day, like

747
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 5: something you never give thought to imagine. Can you imagine

748
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 5: you have the kind of job where you can call

749
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 5: out because of henrhyds.

750
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 9: Yeah, if it's an anal.

751
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 4: Shoot, yeah, so hell yeah with her to her, my jeers.

752
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 5: Goes, you get your period, that's a reason to work.

753
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 5: Sounds good today. I know some people that do that's awesome.

754
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 4: I used to know a girl that would do that too.

755
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 4: My jeers goes to myself, I guess, but also my

756
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 4: dogs like my feet because I don't know when I'm

757
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 4: going to learn to stop wearing heels. I wore heels

758
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 4: to the football game yesterday. Why and by the time

759
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 4: I got back to the car to leave, oh my,

760
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 4: like they're bleeding.

761
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,720
Speaker 5: Morgan. When I gave up on did they did pretty much?

762
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 4: They are if it look better.

763
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 5: iHeart Radio Music festival. Walking around Vegas. You look at

764
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 5: these girls are in there, going out here, and they're

765
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 5: not wearing heels. It's anything they're wearing super like flat normal,

766
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 5: like converse, something like white tennis shoes.

767
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 4: Ladies should be wearing heels. It makes I don't look

768
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 4: way better.

769
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I thought I was under the impression that

770
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 5: the heels things over. The sales are way down on heels,

771
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 5: because like, what's the point. Why why are you catching up?

772
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 4: Guys, I'm gonna quit.

773
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 5: I even wear heels my wedding. And you're super tall again.

774
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 4: It just you know, it works with appreciating thank you.

775
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,720
Speaker 4: I'm a real woman in these streets.

776
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 5: Down like you're you're you're tall and you're thin, so

777
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 5: you don't need to elongate because thinner. Okay. I know

778
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 5: you were at the game towering over everybody. Yeah, and

779
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 5: I like that looking down on people.

780
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 4: Man, literally, they're not looking good today. So jeers to

781
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 4: my dog's box.

782
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 5: I don't know if you have any cheers the weekend. Yeah, no,

783
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 5: not a big deal.

784
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: You get any tire cleaners or anything, I don't.

785
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 5: I don't have anything like that. Are just a pedestrian

786
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 5: kind of weekend. Oh wait, so I flew to Tennessee

787
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 5: to go take delivery of the plane that I bought,

788
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 5: and dude, it's rad flew it back. Uh huh, just

789
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 5: you know, took our time. I had this guy, uh

790
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 5: that I hired to fly back with, who's like an

791
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 5: expert on these planes. He knows these planes inside, and

792
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 5: it has thousands of hours flying these planes, learned so much.

793
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 5: It was like the world's longest flight lesson. But like

794
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 5: now I'm a total expert in all things that this

795
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 5: this plane does. And what do you have left? You

796
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 5: have to do the bad weather flying right now, that's different.

797
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 5: That's that's for an instrument rating. But I'm wrapping up

798
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 5: my pilot's license, which should be done here in the

799
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 5: next couple few weeks. Yeah, and then and then go

800
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 5: right into the instrument training, which is when you can

801
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 5: fly without being able to see outside, like so you're

802
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 5: in clouds and things like that. But anyway, uh, dude,

803
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 5: it's just it's a it's a real thing. I was

804
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 5: just it was it was pretty crazy.

805
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 12: You know.

806
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,720
Speaker 5: It's the same when when you bought you know, the condo.

807
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 5: You know, there's certain things that you know, you've maybe

808
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 5: thought about, like that kind of been a long term goal.

809
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 5: I've thought about it even though I haven't been doing

810
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 5: the flying thing, like literally doing it for very long.

811
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 5: I've been thinking about it for decades, like I've been

812
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 5: wanting to do it for decades. And then I started

813
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 5: doing it, and then I, you know, start learning about

814
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 5: what you need in order to uh you know, uh

815
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 5: say rent a plane once you have a license, and

816
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 5: I was like, well that kind of sucks, you know,

817
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 5: like you got to do it so much further in advance.

818
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 5: And the whole point of is to be able to

819
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 5: be spontaneous and be able to go do things and whatever.

820
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 5: And I want to be able to use you know,

821
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 5: a plate more often than that. And so then I

822
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 5: start looking into it and I'm like, I think I

823
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 5: might be able to pull this off, and and I

824
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 5: did and I got it, and now it's like, wow,

825
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 5: I can't believe this is real. So it's it's one

826
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 5: of those uh yeah, it's just one of those things

827
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 5: that you never thought whatever be you and it is

828
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 5: totally I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Yeah, you know,

829
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,919
Speaker 5: but it's been a long time doing this dumb job.

830
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 5: And there's been a lot of like, yeah, there's been

831
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 5: a lot of like you know, uh, detours and turmoil

832
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 5: and like other things that you've gone through and whatever.

833
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 5: But then at the end of it, you got you

834
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 5: have to kind of something that you have something to

835
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 5: show for it. Yeah, for sure, it's something that you

836
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 5: really wanted to do or not have a hobby for

837
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 5: so long, didn't do anything but this job. And that's

838
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 5: why my wife yelled at me. I gotta give my

839
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 5: wife credit to Like she's the one that yelled at

840
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 5: me for so long about all you do is work,

841
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 5: You come home, you nap, you wake up, you start

842
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 5: working again, you have some dinner with us, We get

843
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 5: you for five minutes, and then you go right back

844
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 5: to bed so you can wake up and work again.

845
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 5: And that's that's what my life has been for thirty

846
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 5: years like that, doing nothing really like outside of that.

847
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 5: So this is this has been great. It's been it's

848
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 5: been awesome. When you've gone back, did you sit and

849
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 5: just look at it, I'll just I have like a

850
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 5: ring set up so I can just like look at it.

851
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 5: I was I was pull up a chair, I was

852
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 5: laying in bed last night. I'm like, did I really

853
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,879
Speaker 5: just do that? Like like this weekend and just all

854
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 5: the flying is anyway that that that was great?

855
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 8: Uh?

856
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 5: The jeers is also is also work related, and so

857
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 5: we we've been on this station in Louisville all one

858
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 5: oh one five for a handful of years now, and

859
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 5: you know, things happen like when you're a syndicated show.

860
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 5: Stations come, stations go. It's it's not a it's not

861
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 5: a personal thing. But I guess the part that I'm

862
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 5: taking issue with when it comes to this station, uh,

863
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 5: is just the way that they've they've handled this situation,

864
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 5: which I think is kind of lame because I've always

865
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 5: felt like we had a really good, you know, working

866
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 5: relationship with them. So part of it, part of it

867
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 5: I do understand, but the other part I don't. I

868
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,720
Speaker 5: just want to kind of want to get your opinion,

869
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 5: your take on this.

870
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: I think I know where this is going.

871
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 5: So anyway, you know, we we did a lot of

872
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 5: work for the station. We we you know, did any anything.

873
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 5: We and we have this with all of our affiliates,

874
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 5: but anything that you need from us, we are always there.

875
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 5: We are super team players and you know this this

876
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 5: station just got sold. So it was owned by another

877
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 5: company called Alpha. They got sold to a company called

878
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 5: Connoisseur Media. And the guy who runs this Connoisseur Media company,

879
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 5: his name is Jeff Warsaw, now our Warshaw, i should say,

880
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 5: and he has a whole thing where so he across

881
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 5: all their radio stations, got rid of all of the

882
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 5: program and that came from our syndication company, which is

883
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 5: Premier Networks. So they have everybody from you know, the

884
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 5: Overnight Alien Show, George Coast to Coast to Bobby Bones

885
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 5: and Elvis Duran and Sean Hannity and US and the

886
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 5: Breakfast Club. I mean, you name it. There's there's thousands

887
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 5: of shows across you know, thousands of stations, and he

888
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 5: just cut ties with all syndication because he doesn't want

889
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 5: to give that company any money. Damn. Okay, So he's

890
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 5: gonna do live and look fine. Cool, that's great. That's

891
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 5: not my issue. But that's the thing that's that's the

892
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 5: marching order from the new company and that's what they

893
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 5: decide to do, which which is fine. Again, I'm totally

894
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 5: I'm totally cool with that. People come, people go, it's

895
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 5: just the it's just the way that it works now.

896
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 5: It wasn't a local decision because again, we've had a

897
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 5: pretty good relationship with these guys. And I saw because

898
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 5: somebody fourded this to me and they go, dude, what happened?

899
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 5: And I go oh, and even I didn't even see this.

900
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 5: It was posted like a handful of days ago. It says, oh, here,

901
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 5: I even have the songs so so you can hear

902
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 5: the song they have playing in the background. It's Buck Cherry. Sorry, right, yeah,

903
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 5: we need to apologize. For six years, mornings on this

904
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 5: station have been dot dot dot a series of questionable

905
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 5: life choices, and then they list three. In that time,

906
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 5: there have been three shows, three morning shows on that station,

907
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jewble, Dave and Mahoney, the Woody Showy Questionable.

908
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 5: If mornings were Tinder dates, we shut up every week

909
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 5: with a different haircut, a fake name, and zero social skills.

910
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 5: We told ourselves we were innovating. In reality, we were

911
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 5: throwing syndicated shows at your alarm clock like confetti at

912
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 5: a parade, loud, messy, and completely ignoring the actual point.

913
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 5: We didn't read your emails, we didn't answer your calls.

914
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 5: We didn't even know the names of half the people

915
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 5: on the shows, oh really, which wasn't even a lot

916
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 5: of people to begin with. For six years, we have

917
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 5: been the human embodiment of wing it and hope it sticks.

918
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 5: So here's the official apology. We wasted your mornings, we

919
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 5: wasted our mornings, We wasted everyone's coffee money. Sorry about that.

920
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 5: But then it hit us, maybe mornings don't need complicated schemes,

921
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 5: viral segments or some guy's breakfast story from eight hundred

922
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 5: miles away. Maybe all you need is music. So here

923
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 5: it is more music mornings. Wow, no frills, no elaborate

924
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 5: attempts to be cool, just the songs you actually came

925
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 5: here for it. So it goes this whole thing. Oh yeah,

926
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 5: we'll be perfect, Nope, will we make mistakes. Definitely, will

927
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 5: be better than the last six years, hopefully. All right, Well,

928
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 5: so here's the thing, got yourselves that's not cool, you know,

929
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 5: like because uh, I gotta tell you with you listen

930
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 5: those three shows, Brooke and Jewbile, David Mahoney, it's just

931
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 5: those three right there. These are all wildly successful shows,

932
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 5: all of them. And so it's one of those situations,

933
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 5: like people said about Taylor Swift for the longest time.

934
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 5: Hey bitch, maybe it's you, you know what I mean,

935
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 5: maybe maybe there's a maybe there's something else going on

936
00:45:52,800 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 5: there everybody else. Yeah, but if it doesn't years yeah,

937
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 5: just yeah, and yes you did. And this was just

938
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 5: something that came down from above. And so this is

939
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 5: what they do when they don't have money to hire,

940
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 5: you know. They and by the way, they are good

941
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 5: people there at that radio station. I don't wish them

942
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 5: you know, uh, you know, failure. I wish them well.

943
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 5: They were always very cool and you know, while the

944
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 5: show was on, they were very much involved, and we

945
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 5: were happy that they were because there's a lot that

946
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 5: don't they don't get involved or don't have us do anything,

947
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 5: and I don't want us there at all, right, yeah,

948
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 5: because it comes from above that this is what they're

949
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 5: going to do. This was this was different, and you know,

950
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 5: I just don't like the way it was handled. My

951
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 5: wrong like for I'm like, you guys reaction.

952
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 9: Yeah, when we saw I thought it was a joke

953
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 9: and I was like, oh, this is They're serious.

954
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so it's very.

955
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 5: Well, they're they're kind of whack a doodle, you know,

956
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 5: and like like the way that they do their writing

957
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 5: for different things and stuff they would send us. It's

958
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 5: very much. It's uh, you know, I know, it's like

959
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 5: they're at least thing, they're at least trying, they're doing

960
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 5: their thing. I don't fault I don't fault them at all.

961
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: They were decent with sarcasm.

962
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, it would have killed you to say, hey man,

963
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 5: shout out to the wood Show, appreciate the X number

964
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 5: of years you know.

965
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 9: Doing something.

966
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 5: We're gonna try something else. I didn't really care because, yeah,

967
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,919
Speaker 5: because the statement was very try hardy. It's very try hardy.

968
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 5: Then menesoted into the engagement on it, and nobody cares. No,

969
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 5: one cares, nobody, nobody cares about this whole music because

970
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 5: guess what, And that's the thing. All these radio stations

971
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 5: they start going into the oh, we're gonna play nothing

972
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 5: but music. If only there was another place to get

973
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 5: music everywhere. Yeah, so when it comes to stuff like this,

974
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 5: this is kind of where things are going. Only because

975
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 5: you don't have to wait for us to play the

976
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 5: song that you want to hear. You don't have to

977
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 5: sit through commercial to hear songs you want to hear.

978
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 5: You can get them right now. Yeah, this thing without

979
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 5: commercial This statement got some engagement because of course the

980
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 5: way it was written, and then after when they started

981
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 5: posting about music, no one cares. Yeah yeah, so I mean, yeah,

982
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 5: shout out to uh one of five to one and like,

983
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 5: because we do appreciate the opportunity that we had there.

984
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 5: And uh, you know, when when one leaves, others come

985
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 5: and we're gonna have an announcement here very soon. I

986
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 5: will tell you that about another hand big hand full

987
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 5: of stations that are all joining, yeah, joining the parties.

988
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 5: So anyway, that that that's my that's my jeers. I

989
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 5: don't know why it even kind of stuck out. It

990
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 5: just it just it just and yeah, the buck Cherry

991
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 5: song and the like. Well yeah again it was just

992
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 5: a blanket thing through their whole company. Yeah, it wasnt us.

993
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 5: So that's why I didn't really care at all. It's

994
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 5: like whatever, here's the biggest here's the biggest problem with

995
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 5: that radio station. When I say maybe it's maybe, it's

996
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 5: not maybe it's you. Uh there, I think menaces Dyson

997
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 5: that he bought for his wife. The Dyson hand drawer

998
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,720
Speaker 5: has more watts than that signal that radio station does. Honestly,

999
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 5: it's that's like been their biggest problem is that, Yeah,

1000
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 5: you can have a great station, but if nobody can

1001
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 5: hear it. Yeah, well, so there you go. Who am I?

1002
00:48:55,560 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 5: The wood shut all right? Monday morning trending new headlines

1003
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 5: she and grab what you got?

1004
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 9: Oh and it just crashed and it's up And Amazon Web.

1005
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 5: Service outage is there go.

1006
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 9: Big all disruptions, especially with me so AWS.

1007
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 5: You see commercials for it all the time, Like this

1008
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 5: company runs an AWS. That can be like guess what

1009
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 5: that is? Everything?

1010
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 9: Well, the web services are used by a ton, like

1011
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 9: you said, different apps, game sites like Snapchat, Disney Plus, Lift, Fortnite, McDonald's, Venmo,

1012
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 9: of course, Amazon's.

1013
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 5: Amun on AWS. Yeah, and Big Outage and a.

1014
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 9: Ton of others that I didn't name. All those sites

1015
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 9: were down overnight. So Amazon put out a statement saying

1016
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 9: that engineers are working to figure it out, and as

1017
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 9: of early this morning, the company says it's an operational

1018
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 9: issue and that they're quote seeing significant signs of recovery

1019
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 9: with most things going through now. So now it's all

1020
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 9: about working through the backlogs to get everything back up

1021
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 9: and running.

1022
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: To give him a call and help them out.

1023
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 5: Dude, I just.

1024
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 9: Tell them to bypass the mainframe with the proxy and

1025
00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 9: the coax cable.

1026
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, the firewall.

1027
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 9: Well, all the Dodgers have to do right now is

1028
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 9: hang out, wait to find out who they're going to

1029
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 9: play in the World Series.

1030
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 5: Two most exciting words in sports game seven yep, and

1031
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 5: especially you don't have a rooting interest, like that's exactly right,

1032
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 5: you're crapping blood if it's your team, Oh yeah, exactly

1033
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 5: Otherwise exciting best some way.

1034
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 9: So it's all going to be decided tonight with the

1035
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 9: Blue Jays and the Mariners. Game one of the World

1036
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 9: Series will be on Friday. We don't know where though,

1037
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 9: because if Seattle wins, Game one will be at Dodger Stadium.

1038
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 9: If Blue Jays win, Game one will be in Toronto,

1039
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 9: and the series will air on Foxfoxsports dot Com, Fox

1040
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 9: Sports App, so you'll be covered. And last night on

1041
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 9: Sunday Night Football, the forty nine Ers defense shut down

1042
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 9: the Falcons. Christian McCaffrey scored twice and the Niners won

1043
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 9: twenty to ten. Elsewhere in the league, the Rams blew

1044
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 9: out the Jaguars in London, the Chiefs shut out the Raiders,

1045
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 9: Colts beat the Chargers, the Broncos scored all thirty three

1046
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 9: of their points in the fourth quarter to beat the

1047
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 9: Giants in the last second. Insane. And the Jets, oh

1048
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 9: they're still winless.

1049
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 5: Week so perfect? Yeah, so perfect? Right, they want to

1050
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 5: keep their he correctly playing.

1051
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, Week seven reps on night right with the Monday

1052
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 9: night football doubleheader early game between the Bucks and the Lions,

1053
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 9: and the late game kicks out four hours later between

1054
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 9: the Seahawks and the Texans.

1055
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1056
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 5: I don't like these double headers on Monday night. Yeah,

1057
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 5: why not? Every once in a while it's fine, but

1058
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,919
Speaker 5: like in the beginning of the season. Fine, but yeah,

1059
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 5: because it's like it too early.

1060
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 9: Yeah for all that that action.

1061
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but for most people, like you know, four

1062
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 5: pm still working. He's right, perfect for us, but we're not.

1063
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 5: We don't have a normal schedule. Yeah. Well.

1064
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 9: Former NFL running back Doug Martin he passed away on

1065
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 9: Saturday at thirty six years old. He earned the nickname

1066
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 9: Muscle Hamster. That was because of his short size. He was,

1067
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 9: like right, exactly, one of the best running backs in

1068
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 9: the league. He played for twenty twelve to twenty eighteen.

1069
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 9: His family announced his passing with a statement said that

1070
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,959
Speaker 9: The cause of death is currently unconfirmed, but the Bucks

1071
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 9: also put out a statement about the impact he made

1072
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 9: on the franchise and a little more bad news. Sam Rivers,

1073
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 9: the basis for lymp Biscuit, he passed away over the

1074
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 9: weekend at forty eight years old. The band confirmed his

1075
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 9: death on Saturday and an Instagram posts saying they lost

1076
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 9: their brother. The post remembered Rivers as pure magic, the

1077
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 9: soul in the sound of the band, and Fred Durch

1078
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 9: shared a video talking about how he met Rivers back

1079
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 9: in the day and how he became member of the band.

1080
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 9: Durs says he's gone through quote gallons and gallons of tears,

1081
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 9: and no official cause of death has been announced for

1082
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 9: him either. Well, this is something out of a movie.

1083
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 9: Over the weekend, a group of thieves went into the

1084
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 9: Louver in Paris and stole a bunch of priceless jewelry.

1085
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 15: Yeah, in this day and age security, Well they did exactly.

1086
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 9: They did it kind of the old fashioned way.

1087
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 5: Cops say.

1088
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 9: Went down in broad daylight in the museum's Apollo room,

1089
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 9: and the thieves disguised themselves as workmen just made their

1090
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 9: way inside using a freight elevator like old school.

1091
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 5: So here at the ready station, you walk in the building.

1092
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 5: Just to get up the elevator, you need to fob in,

1093
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 5: I need to scan in.

1094
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 9: I think there's seven scans into this studio.

1095
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 5: Don't they have something like that to move?

1096
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1097
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 5: Right, you would think all this priceless stuff that's there, And.

1098
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 9: You hear about that with ATMs, like people just dress

1099
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 9: as workmen and like, you know, take it with them.

1100
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:19,919
Speaker 9: And that's what they did.

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00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 5: I think I told you, like our buddy Tony years ago,

1102
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 5: like his own thing was to like his friends, they

1103
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 5: had this deal going, like I'm trying to use an

1104
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 5: example of a place like cheesecake factory. Right, Okay, so

1105
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 5: the goal would be to get a complete table setting

1106
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 5: from a cheesecake factory. So whoever was the first friend

1107
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 5: to be able to do it would win quote unquote right.

1108
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 5: And so that meant like you had to have an

1109
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 5: entree plate, a fork, a knife, a spoon, one of

1110
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 5: their napkins, one of the small butter plates. Yeah, and

1111
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 5: that can that then? Oh and and whatever the ketchup

1112
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 5: and sugar packet caddy thing was, you had to have that.

1113
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 5: How do you take the entree place that you just

1114
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 5: take it you forgot one other element the mat. That's

1115
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 5: where I'm going, Okay. So that that's where it started.

1116
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 5: While he had tackled it was a local place. He

1117
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 5: had tackled all the other stuff. He had everything, and

1118
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 5: just to have one up on everybody else who was

1119
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 5: still trying to collect the full place he walked in.

1120
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 5: It's like a Friday night place is packed, right, And

1121
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 5: in the entryway of the place was this big like

1122
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 5: those rugs. Then they have their like people to wipe

1123
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 5: their feet with its raining and stuff outside and it

1124
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 5: had the name of the place, like, oh my god,

1125
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 5: what it is? Yeah, and he goes, excuse me everybody.

1126
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 5: He clears like as if you work there, clears everybody out,

1127
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 5: rolls it up, walk puts it over his shoulder, he

1128
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,879
Speaker 5: walks it. It's a big ass rug, like a big

1129
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 5: heavy he's like dragging out. Nobody works there says anything.

1130
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 5: It's like they just figures like, oh, he must be

1131
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 5: here to do something.

1132
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 4: You act like you're supposed to be there.

1133
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 5: So then he brought it home and he had this

1134
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 5: rug from this sports bar.

1135
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 4: What do you do with it?

1136
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 5: Like shows friends kick their ass in the place. That's hilarious. Idiot.

1137
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 5: He inspired me because I ended up after we worked

1138
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 5: together for a while, I did that to him Marriott Hotel.

1139
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 4: He took a mat.

1140
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then I ended up leaving it because I

1141
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 5: felt that. Oh and then and then there was the

1142
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 5: other one he did. I don't know, because he's like, yeah,

1143
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 5: he's gotta act like you're supposed to be no one.

1144
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 5: Remember he went to the Red Lobster again. Lobby full

1145
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 5: of people, busy night. They're like where you walk in

1146
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 5: the door and they take it like someone standing there

1147
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 5: with the clipboard and take your name. Okay, it's that

1148
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,879
Speaker 5: kind of busy, right, Yeah. So he's leaving the red

1149
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 5: Lobster on the way out, reaches into the tank, grabs

1150
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 5: the lobter, and a lobby full of people and that's

1151
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 5: a that's a conversation piece in the lobby. Everybody said

1152
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 5: there looking at it, looking up. He just reaches in,

1153
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 5: grabs one of them, walks right past the chick with

1154
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 5: the clipboard. He's saying, she goes, have a good night.

1155
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 5: She holds the door for him. He's holding this lobster.

1156
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 5: That's great, insane. I don't know, I don't know what

1157
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 5: he did with it. Go, Yeah, let it go in

1158
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 5: the parking lot. I don't know, but yeah, it just

1159
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 5: shows it no one's really paying attention to anything. And

1160
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 5: do you think, like there's so much security at the

1161
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 5: loop that's red lobster like you think the louver yeah,

1162
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,240
Speaker 5: locked down, it has the Mona Lisa.

1163
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 4: And did you know what Tony was doing this weekend?

1164
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. It was in Paris.

1165
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 9: The group was able to force open a window. They

1166
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 9: used an angle grinder, They got in, they took the jewels,

1167
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 9: they took off on motorcycles in less than seven minutes.

1168
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 5: The whole thing.

1169
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 9: The thieves dumped all the gear and they're all their

1170
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 9: disguises and there.

1171
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 5: On the run. But what are you gonna do with

1172
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 5: that stuff? That's the thing. Anybody knows what that is.

1173
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 9: He keeps it in their vaults.

1174
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 5: A Picasso that was taken over the weekend. The painting

1175
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 5: stuff also went missing. I don't really understand, like, yeah,

1176
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 5: what do you do with that? You know, somebody buys

1177
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 5: it and put it, puts it in a private collection

1178
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 5: and then sits there forever. But when it comes to

1179
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 5: the diamond and jewelry stuff like Kim Kardashian stuff was

1180
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 5: never found ever again after she got robbed and stuff like,

1181
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 5: people like so rich people bought that, but whatever, it's

1182
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 5: the louver obviously almost like maybe a one of one history. Yeah.

1183
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 9: Literally, I'll tell you it was jewels from French crowns.

1184
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,919
Speaker 9: So people will be looking for those.

1185
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you can't just bring that to the pawn shop,

1186
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 5: right exactly. But they break them down.

1187
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: If you're going to say you cut them into other pieces.

1188
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 9: Well, two of them have already been found.

1189
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 5: That's good.

1190
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 9: And this is the first time the loop has been

1191
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 9: targeted over one hundred years. The last thing that was

1192
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 9: stolen was in nineteen eleven and it was that's right.

1193
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 9: That's what made it popular In case people say, oh,

1194
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 9: well moda Lisa because it's so perfect. No, no, no, it's

1195
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 9: it got famous because it was stolen. Well, a United

1196
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 9: Airline's flight, Oh Greg, you'll love this, going from Denver

1197
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 9: to Los Angeles had to make an emergency landing after

1198
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 9: the wind shield of the plane cracked during the flight.

1199
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 5: Like a hit it. They think it came from space,

1200
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 5: space debris.

1201
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 9: They know, Well, the plane was flying over Utah and

1202
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 9: out of nowhere this object, like you said, it just

1203
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 9: hit the windshield.

1204
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 5: Cut the pilot.

1205
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 9: The crazy thing is they don't know what hit it.

1206
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 9: Some do think it's space to bree or a tiny meteor,

1207
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 9: but apparently the odds of that happening are like one

1208
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 9: in a trillion. So what's the other Are there planes

1209
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 9: flying at eighty thousand feet?

1210
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 5: Is there like a military that's not a bird at

1211
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 5: that altitude?

1212
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying. Is it like drones that we

1213
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 9: don't aliens? No aliens, aliens exactly. Well, the plane landed

1214
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 9: in Salt Lake City, no other injuries besides the pilot

1215
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 9: getting cut from the windshield while flying. The trial for

1216
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 9: x NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez that's going to start in

1217
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 9: early December, and we.

1218
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 5: Already have a little plot twist.

1219
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 9: The judge who was going to oversee that case step down,

1220
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 9: and we don't know why she stepped down. She has

1221
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 9: been criticized before her for being too lenient, but she

1222
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 9: also rejected cameras in the courtroom. But the new judge

1223
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 9: says it's all going to be on TV, and you

1224
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 9: know I love a good courtroom drama. Yeah, so I

1225
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 9: am pretty stoked about that. And that's what's going on.

1226
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 5: When Thank you very much, show So there's a story

1227
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 5: in the new about this argument that breaks out at

1228
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 5: the McDonald's in Florida, Polk County, Florida. Keep that in mind.

1229
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 5: He was one of our favorite people from Polk County.

1230
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 5: The SoundBite machine himself sheriff. Yeah, I love him, so yeah,

1231
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 5: a little something to say about this one too. He said,

1232
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 5: two idiots in the drive through. They were told that

1233
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 5: they couldn't be served because I guess McDonald's they were

1234
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 5: just overwhelmed at the time with online orders. Which that's crazy.

1235
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 5: Someone's in the drive through anytime, I'm sorry, we can't

1236
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:30,439
Speaker 5: take your order because we're we're overwhelmed by online orders.

1237
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 5: How busy is it. I've never heard of that. I

1238
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 5: worked a McDonald's. I never remember being able to tell

1239
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 5: people no, sorry. Somebody can call it like a whole

1240
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 5: wedding order. And we used to do thirty nine cent

1241
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 5: cheeseburger nights on Tuesday night. We just camp out. Now

1242
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 5: this is nineteen ninety four, nineteen ninety four promotions and prices.

1243
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 5: But I will say that it was packed the McDonald's

1244
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 5: in Orlando by Disney always popping, ye of course. Yeah, Well,

1245
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 5: these two idiots didn't like being told that. So they

1246
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 5: started threatening the employee over the drive through speaker, saying

1247
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 5: that they're gonna beat him up. They're gonna like wait

1248
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 5: around for him to be off work and then they're

1249
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 5: gonna beat his ass. Then they went inside, pulled out

1250
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 5: a gun and threatened to shoot everybody inside. It's not

1251
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 5: that good. So one of the employees tried to wrestle

1252
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 5: the gun away and as he's doing that, it went

1253
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 5: off and one of these two idiots that came in

1254
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 5: got hit in the neck. Oh unfortunately he survived. I

1255
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 5: guess yeah. But here's our favorite sound bite, Sheriff Polk

1256
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 5: County Sheriff Grady bringing the gold talking about what went

1257
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 5: down at the at the McDonald's.

1258
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 2: Because there's a rabble a foot right now in McDonald's.

1259
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 2: We could call it a mcgrabble. These guys we've threatened

1260
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 2: to shoot the place up. So now he's trying to

1261
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 2: protect his manager, himself, the store, the customers. They're threatening

1262
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 2: to mix shoot up the place, and as they tried

1263
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 2: to grab his gun, pulls the trigger and he shoots

1264
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 2: Peter's story in the neck. It was a very minor wound,

1265
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 2: but you know what the reality of it is he

1266
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 2: has a right to stand his ground and protect himself

1267
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 2: and these guys are threatening to do violence after they've

1268
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 2: already threatened on the outside of the store and came inside.

1269
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 5: So so far we've got a couple of miles whatever.

1270
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:24,919
Speaker 5: But man, he really finishes strong hair.

1271
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 2: When you start shooting mcguns, you get people's attention.

1272
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 11: It was just a MC mess.

1273
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 5: It was wow, and there you have drama. He's a

1274
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 5: sound bite machine, this guy. You can love him or

1275
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 5: hate him for different things that he uh, but the

1276
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 5: sound bites are always great. Yeah. Is he like just

1277
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 5: dropping video recaps and stuff? YouTube show is coming on?

1278
01:01:49,800 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah, right back, he's great. Al garbage Day,

1279
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 5: not garbage here, Pete Paul, Hey, don't forget. We have

1280
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 5: trash Day, not trash weed.

1281
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: It's not every once in a while that they leave

1282
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: it out for an extra day.

1283
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 11: It's the Woody Show.

1284
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 5: And it's another new hour insensitivity training for politically correct world. Woody,

1285
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,919
Speaker 5: Greg Nis, Gina gran We got Sea Mass. Morgan is here.

1286
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 5: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What is

1287
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 5: the phone number? If you want to call him, be

1288
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 5: part of whatever it is. You can always send us

1289
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 5: a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Find

1290
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 5: us on social media. Look for us there at the

1291
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:45,320
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Speaker 5: This is something that Gina introduced us to a while back,

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Speaker 5: and I guess there's another round. Oh yeah, So it's

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01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 5: these these people being questioned about health kind of thing.

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Speaker 9: It's to find out how much men know about women's

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01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,479
Speaker 9: bodies in the US. Yeah, college campus is in public

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01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 9: places and just ask them trivia questions.

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01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 5: Like remember the classic story when Sally Ride was going

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01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 5: to be the first woman in space. They asked if

1300
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 5: a hundred tampons would be enough enough. They didn't know.

1301
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 5: It's just a bunch of like science dorks, you know,

1302
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 5: like I don't know how a thousand They didn't have

1303
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 5: Google how many? How many tamp should we send any

1304
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 5: literally any female to ask? Yeah, they're like a hundred?

1305
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 5: Like no. For a couple of years, wasn't there like

1306
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 5: a whole movie about how there was women that actually

1307
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 5: sent people to space?

1308
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 9: Right the what's it called the.

1309
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 5: Secret Life of NASA something? Yeh, I don't know. I

1310
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 5: don't know what you're talking about? Hidden figures, thank you,

1311
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 5: But what's it about it? Was all about behind the computers,

1312
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 5: all these women in the yeah, the space program that

1313
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 5: actually like did all the work. Well that, yeah, that

1314
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:05,959
Speaker 5: made sense, Like whatever you said it before related whatever

1315
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 5: you just said before, Like what Gina got it? Ye?

1316
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 5: We basically that's that's how I wanted to say. But yes,

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01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 5: it's a true story. But yeah, it's some ladies did

1318
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 5: some math, which is great and admirable. But there were literally,

1319
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 5: thank you, there were literally thousands upon thousands of engineers

1320
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 5: and scientists, including those, including those ladies. Yeah, and there

1321
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 5: wasn't any women to ask around there, And I go, well,

1322
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 5: they made a whole movie, Shane Gillis's very funny, got it.

1323
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 5: It's called watch a movie, thank you asking asking bros

1324
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 5: questions about chicks and reproductive health, women's health stuff, and

1325
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 5: we'll see how we can do. Yeah, I would love

1326
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 5: to see how you guys do it.

1327
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 9: The first question kind of sets the stage for how

1328
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,439
Speaker 9: these videos usually go down.

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01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 16: Okay, here we go, row v bro, how long do

1330
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 16: women have to wait after giving birth before they can

1331
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 16: have sex?

1332
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 9: All right, so and he'll I'd like you to hear

1333
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 9: his answer.

1334
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, I mean I mean it just depends how

1335
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 8: much pain they want to end there? I think they

1336
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 8: once second real answers one.

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01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 5: Second, right, one second? Really is serious? He screwing around,

1338
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 5: but he's also don't he's not wrong?

1339
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 1: Right?

1340
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 16: How long do women have to wait after giving birth

1341
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 16: before they can have sex?

1342
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 8: I mean, I mean, it just depends how much pain

1343
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 8: they want to in there? I think they got one second,

1344
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 8: real answers one second right.

1345
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 5: His doctor told us he phrased it.

1346
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 7: He says he phrased it incorrectly. Not pain, how much,

1347
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 7: how much? How horny they are?

1348
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 5: How much fun?

1349
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 7: Right?

1350
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's downside second later, Let's let's go around the room.

1351
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 5: Greg Gory. Three weeks, three weeks, menace. I don't know

1352
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 5: if they have to, but it's recommended a month, right,

1353
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 5: a month.

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01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 4: I'm going to say six weeks, six weeks.

1355
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 5: My my official doctor guest was six weeks. Also, it

1356
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 5: is six weeks. I know it's six weeks.

1357
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 9: Actually, there's a little wiggle room for some of you

1358
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 9: horned up boys.

1359
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 15: It spends four to six weeks, okay, because when the.

1360
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 9: Placenta leaves, it's kind of like an open wound.

1361
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 5: You gotta let that up exactly.

1362
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, but surely people don't wait that long.

1363
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:08,320
Speaker 5: But we were always told you six weeks. Yes you do, yeah.

1364
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't want to bleed out get an infection.

1365
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 5: All right, Row v Bros. Question number two.

1366
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Speaker 16: Guess how much blood women lose during a sea section

1367
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 16: and tell us when to stop.

1368
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:24,480
Speaker 5: So they're pouring it, I'm about to stop. Now, how

1369
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 5: much blood do they lose?

1370
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 16: Guess how much blood women lose during a sea section

1371
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 16: and tell us when to.

1372
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 15: Stop and tell us when they're there was no good

1373
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 15: way to cut that, but we have a measurement.

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01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 5: We do. We have like you know that.

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01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 7: During a probably not a ton. Now are they saying?

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01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 7: Is she saying blood in excess of a normal birth?

1377
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 7: I'm assuming I don't know, doctor.

1378
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 5: Just how much? How about what do they lose.

1379
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 9: During a sea section? A pint for out?

1380
01:06:58,840 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot.

1381
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 5: You're all getting two cups, two cups, two cups. I'm

1382
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 5: gonna say three pints, three pints. Yeah, she's down a court,

1383
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 5: a court, you gotta check it. The answer is one leader,

1384
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 5: one leader. Yeah, it's like half a two liter PEPSI okay,

1385
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:25,440
Speaker 5: it's half a two leaders. How much how much is

1386
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 5: one leader? It's half of a two leader vis bottle

1387
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 5: of Okay, how many pints is that?

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01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 1: It is?

1389
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 5: Over two pints? Cross? Am I correct in saying that

1390
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 5: the amount of blood that a woman loses on average,

1391
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,840
Speaker 5: like for a period is like three table space. It's

1392
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 5: it's very different, which seems so so low almost because

1393
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:54,280
Speaker 5: you guys need one hundred tampas one period? Is that

1394
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 5: how much it is?

1395
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 4: Though? Three girls are different though like some are heavy flow,

1396
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:00,800
Speaker 4: that's right.

1397
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 5: But even still, like I think it's like not much more.

1398
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,960
Speaker 9: I think I think it's kind of a it's on

1399
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:09,200
Speaker 9: a technicality because you're losing other stuff, but the blood

1400
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 9: colors it red, so there's a lot more stuff coming out.

1401
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:16,680
Speaker 5: I just remember, great, so happy. I'm disgusted to the

1402
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,560
Speaker 5: deal with chicks.

1403
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 7: I have a picture of a sea because my buddies

1404
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,240
Speaker 7: took a photo of his kid coming out when his

1405
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 7: wife got one face And.

1406
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,400
Speaker 5: Answer your question, what is for? It is wonderful tablespoons.

1407
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 5: There is a lot of blood like between look called beautiful.

1408
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,759
Speaker 9: Nothing that ever interested.

1409
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 5: There's a good reaction. Imagine when put the put the

1410
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 5: camera on menace and this okay, so put the camera

1411
01:08:55,080 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 5: on menace. People love reaction from five seconds ready five seconds,

1412
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 5: five seconds? I looked at ready, here we go on

1413
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,639
Speaker 5: the count on account of three one.

1414
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm looking at from a movie.

1415
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:15,439
Speaker 5: Look at it five seconds in describe it? But five seconds?

1416
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 7: What is it?

1417
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:19,240
Speaker 5: What is it? It looks like like a grimlin or something.

1418
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 4: Wait, it's about to go down.

1419
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 5: I looked at it.

1420
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 1: It is not.

1421
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 7: I'm sending you a second one, which is even funnier,

1422
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 7: where it's just the head.

1423
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 5: It's like, oh yeah, wait, hold on, I'm remembering now

1424
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 5: Sea Best. Didn't you have like a coworker that posted

1425
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,840
Speaker 5: it on social media? That's what I said. Sorry, ears

1426
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 5: aren't working because I'm looking at the stupid photo at

1427
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 5: this one. Okay, that's gross. Many The reason I have

1428
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 5: these Sea section photos is again they were posted on Facebook.

1429
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 5: That's insane. He's very proud, older father. It looks like

1430
01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:00,160
Speaker 5: it looks like a decapitated baby's heads sitting on that.

1431
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 5: It's so off. I do see some blood out there,

1432
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 5: so I mean two leaders. Oh and by the way,

1433
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 5: in that other phone, look where the doctor's right hand is.

1434
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 5: The doctor's hand is going down below in that second

1435
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 5: one you got, and he's cramming. The baby's head is

1436
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 5: popping up way above her belly. Maybe it's maybe it's

1437
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 5: the way that Morgan get that turnout. Oh yeah, you

1438
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:21,519
Speaker 5: can kind of like go underneath and like push up

1439
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 5: on the other wall, push up from behind it.

1440
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:25,240
Speaker 4: I will say it worked very well.

1441
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:27,479
Speaker 5: That's how toilet plunger. Still, you're not pushing water, you're

1442
01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:27,920
Speaker 5: pushing air.

1443
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:30,680
Speaker 1: How are these five grown adults in the room with

1444
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 1: this not just all vomiting?

1445
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:32,760
Speaker 4: Right now?

1446
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 16: That's how much blood women lose during a sea section

1447
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 16: and tell us when to stop.

1448
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 5: All right, So it's one leader. Leader is the answer.

1449
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 5: Let's see what this bro said? What does the S

1450
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,080
Speaker 5: section go?

1451
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:44,400
Speaker 4: Ahead?

1452
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,799
Speaker 9: I'm just telling you the answer, because a lot of times.

1453
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 15: They're like, though, yeah, I just wanted you to get

1454
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:50,680
Speaker 15: the first guy.

1455
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 5: I'd be like, she likes. By the way, how many

1456
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,400
Speaker 5: women knew one leader? Not many?

1457
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 9: Anyway, this one you should all get.

1458
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,120
Speaker 5: All right, let's see what does a C and C

1459
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,559
Speaker 5: section stand for? I can't say that word on the radio.

1460
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 4: That take me a second?

1461
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 5: S word?

1462
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 1: Right?

1463
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:11,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly. Oh I think I know it because

1464
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,120
Speaker 5: it comes out of there. All right, Morgan, what do

1465
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:13,360
Speaker 5: you think?

1466
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 4: Sarian?

1467
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 5: All right? Men clatorus clataorus. That's what the C and

1468
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:27,680
Speaker 5: C section stands for, Clatorius section, excuse melatorius section. It's

1469
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 5: backed by the gloves and the towels. You're going to

1470
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:35,839
Speaker 5: go past betting, past the automotive section you see outdoors.

1471
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 5: He's gone too far. Yeah, look for the camping stoves

1472
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 5: directly across from the camping stone. You got stone, you

1473
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:50,599
Speaker 5: got the clatorus section. Yep, yeah, alright, Greg, caesarean cesarean? Yeah,

1474
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:52,400
Speaker 5: that is that is the answer. That is correct.

1475
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 9: And do you know why this is a very sea

1476
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 9: bass fun fact. I'm going to give you The word

1477
01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 9: cesarean comes from the Latin verb do you know padera sadara.

1478
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:05,480
Speaker 9: It means to cut, So cesarean section means the cutting operations.

1479
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 4: So there you go.

1480
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:11,120
Speaker 5: Johanna stays intact. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, all right, Question number four,

1481
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:15,240
Speaker 5: bro 'm sorry row the bros. Can you get pregnant

1482
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 5: if you pull out before ejaculating? All right, so this

1483
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:22,080
Speaker 5: I know what's just going for here? And uh, the

1484
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 5: real answers, No, what do you mean? The real answers,

1485
01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 5: But they want to scare you into thinking yes.

1486
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 4: That's what I think too, because they always tell you yes,

1487
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,639
Speaker 4: but in what situation has that ever happened?

1488
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:34,640
Speaker 5: Well, the answer, I think technically answer is yes, right,

1489
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:37,320
Speaker 5: that's what they're sing. But is there you said you

1490
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,800
Speaker 5: said the real answers No, but yeah, like not my

1491
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 5: reality statistically correct answers know. However, it technically is yes,

1492
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 5: because there are sperm in pre ejaculate. But right, but yeah,

1493
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,800
Speaker 5: it's not a high concentration of it allegedly m hm,

1494
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 5: but like it just takes one. You know, what if

1495
01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:01,120
Speaker 5: your strongest swimmer survives the pre ejaculate, right, and then

1496
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 5: you know that's the one that busts through your egg,

1497
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 5: that's a swimming chamic tour section.

1498
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:12,160
Speaker 4: Turns out, you.

1499
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:15,679
Speaker 9: Are right, It doesn't itself contains sperm, but if they're

1500
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 9: left in the urethra from a recent sash, uh, those

1501
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:20,200
Speaker 9: can get mixed in.

1502
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's wrong. Yeah, I forgot about that. That's point

1503
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:29,479
Speaker 5: very good. Point one more one more row v Bro

1504
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:32,320
Speaker 5: Question number five, How long does sperm live in a vagina?

1505
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:37,360
Speaker 5: How long did it camp out there vagina? Like like

1506
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:39,519
Speaker 5: a month? I think a month?

1507
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:40,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1508
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 5: Damn Well, if you want to make sure you don't

1509
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 5: get pregnant, if like there was an accident in condom

1510
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:48,519
Speaker 5: breaks or whatever you do. Right, I've literally never to

1511
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:54,760
Speaker 5: people that's not you're not supposed to un you just

1512
01:13:54,760 --> 01:14:01,160
Speaker 5: spray a little bleach up there, throw yourself down the stairs, right, Yeah,

1513
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:03,120
Speaker 5: Like there are there are people who have tried like

1514
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:06,519
Speaker 5: the whole like condom broke, and so they aggressively do.

1515
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:12,760
Speaker 15: It's too late, it's not the way it works aggressive, Right,

1516
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:13,599
Speaker 15: But how long.

1517
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:14,720
Speaker 5: Is it liven?

1518
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:15,080
Speaker 1: Answer?

1519
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 5: Or something like two days?

1520
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:19,160
Speaker 4: Okay, I was going to say, like two hours?

1521
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 5: It stays up in there, doctor living up there? They

1522
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:29,080
Speaker 5: living up there?

1523
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,719
Speaker 4: And are they just swimming around just hanging.

1524
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 5: Like how are they swimming?

1525
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 4: All right?

1526
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,439
Speaker 5: They stuck to the walls, like I don't know.

1527
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:40,599
Speaker 9: Yeah, like you guys are going basically forty eight hours

1528
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:47,160
Speaker 9: eight hours? The answer is up to five days days. Yeah,

1529
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 9: they can live in the cervical. Oh, Greg's gonna throw up.

1530
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 9: They're going to live in the cervical mucuss if it's

1531
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,400
Speaker 9: happening during a fertility window.

1532
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,559
Speaker 5: So beautiful, it's so out of the pregnancy sex question.

1533
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,280
Speaker 5: What woman knows the answer to this stuff?

1534
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:04,479
Speaker 6: Though?

1535
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:06,960
Speaker 5: You gotta know because you're the one that you're gonna

1536
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:11,839
Speaker 5: have to deal with my oh my, oh my, seriously, seriously,

1537
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,000
Speaker 5: you're so good. All of the blood has rushed out

1538
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:16,240
Speaker 5: of your face. You're like white.

1539
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:22,320
Speaker 1: Maybe look, maybe made the poor choice? Are you looking

1540
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:22,920
Speaker 1: at my face?

1541
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,639
Speaker 5: Textas came in, I got pregnant with the pull out method.

1542
01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:27,559
Speaker 1: People have to be fair.

1543
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 5: The guy may have not pulled out properly. Yeah yeah,

1544
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:35,120
Speaker 5: or in time he got second. Better better safe than

1545
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:38,160
Speaker 5: sorry if you if you don't get a good game, Yeah, yeah,

1546
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,560
Speaker 5: that's your game. Well when I first started, it would

1547
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:46,000
Speaker 5: have been got awful, but I didn't try it back then, Beau,

1548
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,240
Speaker 5: I knew I couldn't trust myself smart. Well, thank you

1549
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:51,799
Speaker 5: very much, genograb that row v bros.

1550
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:55,280
Speaker 9: It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

1551
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:09,200
Speaker 5: Menace birthday month update. Yes, so uh where are we at? Well?

1552
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 5: You got to cross off at the party suite thing.

1553
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:13,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did.

1554
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:16,160
Speaker 5: Thank you to TCL for b looktting that up their

1555
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,800
Speaker 5: TCL suite at Sofi Stadium. We had a bunch of

1556
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 5: fun hanging out with some listeners. H Morgan was there, Yeah,

1557
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,720
Speaker 5: and they provided Tyler was there. They provided so much

1558
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 5: food that I was I was stuff. YEA even had

1559
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:33,439
Speaker 5: enough food for Tyler. It was shocking. And a birthday

1560
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:36,400
Speaker 5: cake and a birthday cake. Yeah, they're very nice, So

1561
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:39,280
Speaker 5: thank you to them for that. That was that was massive.

1562
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:44,360
Speaker 5: So that we check off the list. And then what else? Oh,

1563
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:51,519
Speaker 5: a trip to Dubai giveaway? Yeah, it's October and you

1564
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:56,240
Speaker 5: know what that means. It's menaces birthday.

1565
01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,240
Speaker 1: The counter is.

1566
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:04,479
Speaker 5: His actual birthday is on the twenty eighth year, and

1567
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:08,519
Speaker 5: for years on his birthday month wishless. He's always put this.

1568
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 5: He wants to fly first class to Dubai on Emirates. Yeah,

1569
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:16,040
Speaker 5: and I was like, wow, because we've seen videos and

1570
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 5: everything else looks pretty sick. Hell yeah, finally Emmerts heard

1571
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:23,680
Speaker 5: him in it. Oh no, no, no, no, no, you

1572
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:25,960
Speaker 5: guys have no idea what we had to go through

1573
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:29,120
Speaker 5: to get this done. But uh huh. Menace was surprised.

1574
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:31,640
Speaker 5: But I told him like, hey man, I'll go with you.

1575
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:35,200
Speaker 5: What because you know, I don't like international travel, but

1576
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:37,599
Speaker 5: I am so interested in this plane. I just want

1577
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:40,080
Speaker 5: to see the plane. That's the whole point for me

1578
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 5: is to see the plane. So we are taking the

1579
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:47,960
Speaker 5: flight ye to Dubai, but we're turning into an extreme

1580
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:51,679
Speaker 5: weekend trip. We will leave on a Friday, we land

1581
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 5: back here on Sunday, insane. In the meantime, we will

1582
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 5: have gone to Dubai and back and you could join

1583
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:02,639
Speaker 5: us a private suite. Well pretty much. I mean it's

1584
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:07,879
Speaker 5: like look up, look up first class on that airline

1585
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:10,080
Speaker 5: because here's better than your house, so check it out.

1586
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:11,639
Speaker 5: So of course we had to go through the risk

1587
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:14,320
Speaker 5: management department, which then led to discussions with the lawyers

1588
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:17,519
Speaker 5: and all these different things because we've never done like flyways.

1589
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 8: Radio.

1590
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:21,840
Speaker 5: So so just you know, read all the official rules

1591
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:24,360
Speaker 5: on the woodieshow dot com to get like the the

1592
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:27,360
Speaker 5: the official official stuff. But we're not supposed to call

1593
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:33,640
Speaker 5: it a trip to Dubai. We can say fly to Dubai, okay, right,

1594
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:36,400
Speaker 5: because I don't I don't know like what trip insinuates,

1595
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:40,040
Speaker 5: but like you're going on you are going to Dubai.

1596
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:41,960
Speaker 5: But that's but that's all spelled out in the rules.

1597
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:43,880
Speaker 5: And we've said a million times, like you're not staying.

1598
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:46,559
Speaker 5: Do these people think they're doing a good job they

1599
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:48,200
Speaker 5: give us the rules. Yeah, I have no idea, so

1600
01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:49,760
Speaker 5: way to go, buddy. We're not supposed to say you

1601
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,519
Speaker 5: want a trip to Dubai. So we say you're gonna

1602
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:56,880
Speaker 5: fly to Dubai. So there's that, and then, uh, we're

1603
01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:59,479
Speaker 5: not supposed to What was it something about, oh yeah,

1604
01:18:59,479 --> 01:19:00,479
Speaker 5: we can't say Emirates.

1605
01:19:01,479 --> 01:19:04,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can't say yeah, but that's.

1606
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:07,320
Speaker 5: The airline that we are flying. Okay, so I guess

1607
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:09,960
Speaker 5: I can the official like stuff that we post, like

1608
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:13,720
Speaker 5: you can't say because they're not partner, right, but we're like,

1609
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,479
Speaker 5: I'm sure I would like well, it's definitely not spirit.

1610
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:19,960
Speaker 5: I would like somebody I can tell you why. I

1611
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:23,320
Speaker 5: like somebody to call over to Emirates Airlines and just say, hey,

1612
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:27,040
Speaker 5: just fyi. We're spending twenty five thousand dollars plus per

1613
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:30,840
Speaker 5: person per person, so at least seventy five thousand dollars,

1614
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:33,519
Speaker 5: and you're getting all this mentioned on the on the

1615
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 5: radio about a lifelong dream of a of a cast

1616
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 5: member on the show to fly your airline first class

1617
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,680
Speaker 5: because we love it so much, we're paying for it.

1618
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:43,840
Speaker 5: We're not asking for anything in return, nothing at all,

1619
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:44,640
Speaker 5: is it?

1620
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:44,920
Speaker 1: Okay?

1621
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:53,360
Speaker 5: If we just mentioned Emirates, no secret, so as we're

1622
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:55,960
Speaker 5: talking about it, just no, I'm reading you. I'm reading

1623
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,360
Speaker 5: through some of the stuff that like my time's been

1624
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 5: taken up with these like meetings and emails and everything else.

1625
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:04,240
Speaker 5: It's it's been driving the promotions department crazy. Shout out

1626
01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:06,120
Speaker 5: to our promotions department and everything else.

1627
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,640
Speaker 7: You know what, emersu pbobly say. You know what you

1628
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,400
Speaker 7: should have told us about this years ago. We would

1629
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,599
Speaker 7: have loved to partner with you. Yes, well we would

1630
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,599
Speaker 7: have loved to too, but our sales staff blows here.

1631
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:19,080
Speaker 5: So here's the thing. Emrits is not an official partner

1632
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:20,880
Speaker 5: of this in any way, shape or form. We are

1633
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:23,200
Speaker 5: paying for the tickets. You are going to be paying

1634
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 5: the taxes. We are not paying for you to stay

1635
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:28,599
Speaker 5: in Dubai. It's a fly to Dubai and back with us.

1636
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:31,680
Speaker 5: If you want to stay, that's fine, that is on

1637
01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:34,640
Speaker 5: your dime. But the whole idea is for you to

1638
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:39,200
Speaker 5: go to Dubai and back with medicinine for this extreme.

1639
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,840
Speaker 5: The whole idea is an extreme weekend trip right point

1640
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:46,479
Speaker 5: extreme caviary hours with menace. So here is how you

1641
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,360
Speaker 5: can win, and it's official. So if you go to

1642
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 5: the woodieshow dot com you tell us why you think

1643
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:54,160
Speaker 5: we should pick you. Why do you deserve to fly

1644
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 5: to Dubai and your answer should be as truthful and

1645
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:03,599
Speaker 5: as creative as possible. We're gonna select five semifinalists who

1646
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,800
Speaker 5: will be interviewed here on the air, and then the

1647
01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:09,240
Speaker 5: finalists will be posted online and then the rest of

1648
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 5: the listeners will have a chance to vote on of

1649
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:14,600
Speaker 5: those five who the listener thinks should be going on

1650
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:18,360
Speaker 5: the trip. Out of those five, that vote will narrow

1651
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:21,240
Speaker 5: it down the top two vote getters. Menace and I

1652
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,120
Speaker 5: of course have final say because we're the ones stuck

1653
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:25,599
Speaker 5: with you. Yeah, we have said that from the very

1654
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:28,240
Speaker 5: beginning of the of the conception of the idea of

1655
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:30,320
Speaker 5: this contest. Don't be annoying and don't be trying to

1656
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:34,559
Speaker 5: be too funny, because Menace will vote you out. Yeah yeah,

1657
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,320
Speaker 5: you won't even make it to the finalist. And it's

1658
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:38,040
Speaker 5: completely and in the rules of this way, it is

1659
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:42,240
Speaker 5: completely at our discretion who wins. This is not like

1660
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:46,719
Speaker 5: oh random drunk, no random drawing. We are picking somebody,

1661
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:48,680
Speaker 5: but you guys will help us narrow it down to

1662
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:50,840
Speaker 5: who the top two vote getters are. It's like a GT.

1663
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:56,960
Speaker 5: Greg it is got them. Oh yeah uh. No tax

1664
01:21:57,080 --> 01:22:01,200
Speaker 5: liability will be covered, No hotel will be provided. Only

1665
01:22:01,479 --> 01:22:04,240
Speaker 5: the round trip flight and the trip is gonna happen

1666
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:09,200
Speaker 5: we think somewhere, like I would say, because let's get

1667
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 5: past things, Sam, let's just say early December. Okay, So

1668
01:22:12,479 --> 01:22:13,720
Speaker 5: that gives you some time if you need to go

1669
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:15,160
Speaker 5: get a passport, because you've got to have a pass

1670
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,960
Speaker 5: you gotta you gotta have a time. Yeah, we gotta

1671
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:19,479
Speaker 5: like book it in advance, you know, at least a

1672
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:21,560
Speaker 5: couple of weeks in advance. So like we got to

1673
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:25,439
Speaker 5: do the contest. So let's just call it early December thereabouts. Cool.

1674
01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:28,320
Speaker 5: But there you go. That's a that's how it works.

1675
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:28,840
Speaker 9: It's happening.

1676
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:31,000
Speaker 5: You can sign up right now, go to the woodieshow

1677
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,560
Speaker 5: dot com and tell us why you deserve to go

1678
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:38,479
Speaker 5: on the extreme weekend trip fly to Dubai with Menace

1679
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 5: and I Dream from the Woody Show. Sign up right now,

1680
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,559
Speaker 5: just go to the woodieshow dot com.

1681
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:48,719
Speaker 3: Menaces Birthday Month sponsored by the letter L for loser

1682
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:51,680
Speaker 3: and by the number zero, the official percentage that a

1683
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,760
Speaker 3: grown man with a birthday month could ever be cool.

1684
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,280
Speaker 5: I don't know. I had a screenshot of it in

1685
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:59,920
Speaker 5: my head otherwise known as a memory photographic man. Just

1686
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,840
Speaker 5: before I add all these screenshots flash before back. This

1687
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:06,479
Speaker 5: is the wood Show text that came in over to

1688
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:09,640
Speaker 5: two to nine eight seven. I'm trying to decide if

1689
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:14,160
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make it a yeah, all right, yeah, I

1690
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:20,160
Speaker 5: think I think it qualifies. Oh, retard alert. Retard alert again. Uh.

1691
01:23:20,439 --> 01:23:23,600
Speaker 5: This one says, why should I pay the taxes on

1692
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:27,519
Speaker 5: the Dubai trip? F that ish you're trying to get

1693
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:33,960
Speaker 5: people to join your contest, you should pay for everything? Yeah, jerks. Yeah,

1694
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:37,760
Speaker 5: So you get a twenty five thousand dollars round trip

1695
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:40,320
Speaker 5: ticket for the cost of the taxes on the trip.

1696
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:41,240
Speaker 4: Is that not enough?

1697
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:44,400
Speaker 5: Yeah? I wonder how many people are actually going to enter,

1698
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,200
Speaker 5: considering that they're roughly paid twenty five hundred dollars just

1699
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:50,040
Speaker 5: to go. Again, I know what tax recer you're in

1700
01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:54,120
Speaker 5: twenty five it's a minimum twenty five thousand dollars ticket,

1701
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:56,800
Speaker 5: depending on you know, what the dates are. That's what

1702
01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:58,840
Speaker 5: That's what you're looking I get it. Yeah. So people

1703
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:00,479
Speaker 5: who were like, you know what, I love to fly

1704
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,080
Speaker 5: first class to do By, but I just don't have

1705
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:05,120
Speaker 5: twenty five thousand dollars. I'd be willing to spend whatever that,

1706
01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:07,800
Speaker 5: whatever that cost the taxes. That's what you're winning. And

1707
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:11,519
Speaker 5: if you don't want to do that, of course, there's

1708
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:15,519
Speaker 5: this simple solution, which is and that is, don't sign

1709
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:19,200
Speaker 5: up to win. When I was on the prices, when

1710
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:20,760
Speaker 5: I say, when Seabouts was on the price is right

1711
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:22,840
Speaker 5: and I wanted to take long trip in Cleveland, which

1712
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:26,559
Speaker 5: they wanted to value over seven thousand dollars, I didn't

1713
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:27,280
Speaker 5: say f that is.

1714
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:30,679
Speaker 7: I did laugh in their face because it was Cleveland.

1715
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,040
Speaker 7: It's not because of the money, because I knew the

1716
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,600
Speaker 7: deal going into it, and I just wanted to do

1717
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:34,320
Speaker 7: the prices right.

1718
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:36,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he didn't take the prize. But in this case,

1719
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,639
Speaker 5: you don't if that's not going to be. If that's

1720
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,599
Speaker 5: a no go for you, I do understand. You also

1721
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:47,439
Speaker 5: find the designer sunglasses weekend cheers and jeers menace. Well,

1722
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:51,080
Speaker 5: I went to the track in Austin and I went

1723
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:55,800
Speaker 5: to F one and dude, that place is over the top.

1724
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,680
Speaker 5: There's a theme park at the track. Oh my god.

1725
01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 5: I mean they're not done with it. Yeah, but they

1726
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:03,040
Speaker 5: allowed some of the people to ride the coasters that

1727
01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:07,439
Speaker 5: are done. Yeah. They have a miniature golf course. They

1728
01:25:07,479 --> 01:25:10,519
Speaker 5: have all these v I P experiences like it is

1729
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,400
Speaker 5: the best track that I've been to so far. It

1730
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:16,920
Speaker 5: absolutely rules. So I had a great time being at

1731
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:19,040
Speaker 5: F one, but I did leave early to go hang

1732
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:22,840
Speaker 5: out at the Sofi suite. Thank you to t c

1733
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,800
Speaker 5: L and letting us use their suite to have like

1734
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:28,080
Speaker 5: a little party inside of it for which one? Which

1735
01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:31,559
Speaker 5: one was the cheers? They're both cheers. No, you got

1736
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:32,040
Speaker 5: to pick one?

1737
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:33,240
Speaker 4: Pick one?

1738
01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:36,559
Speaker 5: No, you can't text. You got to pick one text

1739
01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:38,320
Speaker 5: out of the thousands of the listeners we have. I'm

1740
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:40,880
Speaker 5: asking you that's the This is This is like when

1741
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:42,880
Speaker 5: there's a survey like do you think yes, no, and

1742
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:45,680
Speaker 5: people will I don't know. It's just good, okay if

1743
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:47,439
Speaker 5: you if you're I'm putting you on the spot, like

1744
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:50,560
Speaker 5: you have to pick one. I guess you had to

1745
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:53,439
Speaker 5: pick one which will be the Austin race, because that

1746
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:54,920
Speaker 5: I have not experienced before.

1747
01:25:56,439 --> 01:25:56,800
Speaker 4: Fair enough.

1748
01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 5: It's not that it's not to say that the other

1749
01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:00,240
Speaker 5: one is not good or not fun or not.

1750
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:01,360
Speaker 9: Which is the one to hide?

1751
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:04,280
Speaker 5: Right right? That's cool. I feel we should highlight it

1752
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:08,680
Speaker 5: because because our friends. I agree, you mentioned it in

1753
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:11,439
Speaker 5: the birthday month recap everything. I'm just asking which one

1754
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:13,800
Speaker 5: you enjoyed their most like, if you had to pick one,

1755
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:14,920
Speaker 5: I mean, they're all great, but if I had to

1756
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:16,519
Speaker 5: pick one thing up this menu, what would I go with?

1757
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:21,080
Speaker 5: And you pick the one thing, I'll okay, I'll uh up,

1758
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:26,439
Speaker 5: I'll stick to the new rules and then okay, I agree.

1759
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:38,320
Speaker 5: And that's always been the rules. Well, I just maybe

1760
01:26:38,439 --> 01:26:40,960
Speaker 5: some people don't have Was it the rules on cheers

1761
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:44,800
Speaker 5: and jeers? You know? The jeers is? The jeers is like?

1762
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:49,400
Speaker 5: Why are people so weird? Why are people so freaking weird?

1763
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:53,080
Speaker 5: Like I have some friends that are getting stoked by

1764
01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:56,360
Speaker 5: some weirdo and like posting photos of them on the internet.

1765
01:26:56,840 --> 01:27:00,240
Speaker 5: I see weirdos on the internet all the time. But

1766
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:05,000
Speaker 5: yesterday I go through the drive through and I'm ordering

1767
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:08,000
Speaker 5: my food and then the guy that I'm interacting with

1768
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:10,760
Speaker 5: he gives me like this super weird look, and I

1769
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:15,320
Speaker 5: go that odd right, and I look over and he

1770
01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:20,400
Speaker 5: taped a little sign that says sorry, I don't know.

1771
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:24,160
Speaker 5: It says I'm really sorry, I'm really stressed out right now,

1772
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:28,360
Speaker 5: and he taped it. He wrote it on some weird

1773
01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:31,639
Speaker 5: piece of paper and taped it right under the window

1774
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:37,000
Speaker 5: facing out so the customers see it. Yeah, he didn't

1775
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:40,320
Speaker 5: mention it or anything. I just noticed the sign and

1776
01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:44,519
Speaker 5: then I drove off and then I said, you know what, Well, yeah,

1777
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,759
Speaker 5: I said, what what's he sorry about?

1778
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:48,080
Speaker 4: I go.

1779
01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:50,120
Speaker 5: We had a perfectly normal interaction.

1780
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:54,280
Speaker 1: You ordered, and I ended up just throwing away the food.

1781
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:56,720
Speaker 5: When I got home.

1782
01:27:57,880 --> 01:27:58,280
Speaker 8: I don't know.

1783
01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,439
Speaker 5: The guy was just being off. So you think you

1784
01:28:00,479 --> 01:28:02,040
Speaker 5: did something to the food or worried?

1785
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:03,000
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1786
01:28:03,360 --> 01:28:04,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was worried about that.

1787
01:28:04,640 --> 01:28:06,679
Speaker 4: As well, like giving me a hostage situation.

1788
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:10,040
Speaker 5: Have you ever had that situation where you look over

1789
01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:14,160
Speaker 5: and somebody taped a little weirdo sign saying I'm really sorry,

1790
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,120
Speaker 5: I'm really sorry, I'm really stressed out. I wouldn't need that.

1791
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:18,200
Speaker 4: It's a call for help.

1792
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:20,720
Speaker 5: I wouldn't eat that. It is maybe a call for help.

1793
01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:24,920
Speaker 5: But I'm not the guy. You know, that's weird?

1794
01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:26,320
Speaker 4: Why why be weird?

1795
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:29,040
Speaker 5: I don't think management is going to like hearing that

1796
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:31,920
Speaker 5: he posted that sign up there either. Yeah, that's not

1797
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:36,600
Speaker 5: And again, given like bizarre bizarre looks and stuff like that,

1798
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:39,920
Speaker 5: and that's what I noticed first, and then the sign.

1799
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,800
Speaker 5: It's kind of scary. So you you agree to trash

1800
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:45,160
Speaker 5: the food, right? You don't eat that?

1801
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:47,720
Speaker 1: I would probably still eat it. But I would think

1802
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:50,559
Speaker 1: I would think something later in the day is going

1803
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:51,240
Speaker 1: down there.

1804
01:28:51,360 --> 01:28:53,920
Speaker 7: Right, because the guy at the counter is probably not

1805
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:56,600
Speaker 7: handling that food. That's a different that's the person he

1806
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,439
Speaker 7: was off. I think he might have helped prepare it

1807
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:01,519
Speaker 7: because he was taking a little bit of time.

1808
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:02,040
Speaker 11: You know, you do.

1809
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:04,680
Speaker 5: You get some unsuspecting sucker and you go, oh my god,

1810
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:06,360
Speaker 5: this is so good. You gotta try it. And you

1811
01:29:06,439 --> 01:29:11,160
Speaker 5: get to try it, and you see, always it tastes weird,

1812
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:17,040
Speaker 5: you're feeling chemically at all, Then you can just go ahead, good, okay,

1813
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:21,280
Speaker 5: let's let's let's say you know, okay, Yeah, he's going

1814
01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:24,080
Speaker 5: through some stuff and he had to make a little

1815
01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:27,679
Speaker 5: sign about it to let everybody know. Like, dude, everybody,

1816
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:30,679
Speaker 5: I don't care what you think. Uh, you know, somebody

1817
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:33,000
Speaker 5: might have a perfect life. No one has a perfect

1818
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:36,680
Speaker 5: perfect life. Everyone has issues. Everyone has some type of

1819
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:39,320
Speaker 5: problem that's going on, no matter if they're a billionaire

1820
01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:42,120
Speaker 5: and everybody's dealing with somebody is always dealing with something

1821
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:42,640
Speaker 5: except for you.

1822
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:42,880
Speaker 15: Right.

1823
01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:46,360
Speaker 5: This is why therapy sucks. Yeah, It's just like somebody

1824
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:50,240
Speaker 5: is always always dealing with something. So like to be

1825
01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:52,760
Speaker 5: like super dramatic about it. We put it on other

1826
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:55,719
Speaker 5: people like, dude, like, come on, but if.

1827
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:57,320
Speaker 9: You went to therapy, you wouldn't have to put signs

1828
01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:58,479
Speaker 9: up and freak all your cousins.

1829
01:29:58,479 --> 01:30:02,240
Speaker 5: I don't know, Just suck it up. What's Gina grad weekend?

1830
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:04,280
Speaker 5: Cheers and jeers? Yeah, big cheers.

1831
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:06,880
Speaker 9: I had my group of girls over the you know,

1832
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,400
Speaker 9: the my girlfriends that I've had for the last twenty years,

1833
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,640
Speaker 9: and uh had them out to the house for the

1834
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,880
Speaker 9: first time to see what a home buyer looks like.

1835
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:17,760
Speaker 9: Oh god, yeah, that was really fun. They were really uh,

1836
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:20,240
Speaker 9: really proud of me. And it was so funny because

1837
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:20,880
Speaker 9: you are.

1838
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:22,439
Speaker 5: You the first person in your group to own the

1839
01:30:22,479 --> 01:30:24,240
Speaker 5: house in the nucleus of the Europe. Yeah.

1840
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,200
Speaker 1: Did the hot tub?

1841
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,200
Speaker 5: Yeah we turned that out.

1842
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:28,000
Speaker 4: Did you make out?

1843
01:30:28,320 --> 01:30:32,040
Speaker 5: Obviously, but it was so funny. Sures like, drinks in

1844
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:35,400
Speaker 5: the hot tub. That's the that's the formula for Leslie.

1845
01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:40,560
Speaker 9: Les Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's the magical lixir, so we

1846
01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:43,120
Speaker 9: all may know, and uh, it's so funny. I don't

1847
01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:44,519
Speaker 9: know if you guys say stuff like this, And I

1848
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,800
Speaker 9: don't think I was being like I didn't mean to

1849
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:48,680
Speaker 9: be self deprecating, but they're like, you bought a house.

1850
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:51,519
Speaker 9: I'm like, well, technically the bank owns it, like wah wah,

1851
01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:52,560
Speaker 9: Like I didn't know how to.

1852
01:30:53,120 --> 01:30:55,720
Speaker 5: I didn't. I feel like I couldn't like take them.

1853
01:30:56,040 --> 01:31:00,920
Speaker 5: I don't know. It's not that good. Yeah, it's one

1854
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,960
Speaker 5: thing if you started it like you started, can you

1855
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:07,000
Speaker 5: guys believe about a house? Guys, the fact that your

1856
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:10,200
Speaker 5: friends and people that you're close to are happy for nice.

1857
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:12,880
Speaker 5: So many times people even your friends and family, your

1858
01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:15,120
Speaker 5: closest friends and family members, like they just can't find

1859
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,599
Speaker 5: it within themselves to be happy for you. And they say,

1860
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:19,680
Speaker 5: you're so lucky, and so.

1861
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,960
Speaker 15: When they are enjoy it, yeah and they I mean

1862
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:24,000
Speaker 15: there there might like people either.

1863
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:27,000
Speaker 9: Like we all got a house, this is our house,

1864
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:29,840
Speaker 9: this is your house for that rule that.

1865
01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:30,479
Speaker 5: Was really fun.

1866
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:35,040
Speaker 9: But the jeers of this new homeownership, the shock and

1867
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:39,920
Speaker 9: the confusion of these bills coming in. Yeah, I mean

1868
01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:42,360
Speaker 9: there's nobody to call, Like I call the landlord and.

1869
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:47,320
Speaker 5: It's like, what do we do? And is this the price? Always?

1870
01:31:47,439 --> 01:31:47,920
Speaker 5: Don't worry.

1871
01:31:48,320 --> 01:31:49,800
Speaker 1: That stops after about a month.

1872
01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:57,479
Speaker 5: So we might be housewhore, but we're happy. You'll settle it. Yeah,

1873
01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:59,600
Speaker 5: you'll you'll figure it out. Yeah, you'll ease into it.

1874
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:03,000
Speaker 5: It's just that initial getting anything new used to it,

1875
01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:04,600
Speaker 5: and you got to figure out what works for you

1876
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:07,320
Speaker 5: your system and for water now right, for garbage.

1877
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:09,320
Speaker 9: And I hope this never goes away. But I'll walk

1878
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:10,439
Speaker 9: around our a little place and.

1879
01:32:10,479 --> 01:32:15,920
Speaker 5: Be like, love this house. Yeah, this house, and whatever

1880
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:17,960
Speaker 5: you want to do, you can just do it, like

1881
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:20,400
Speaker 5: you don't. You may have to save or whatever, but

1882
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:24,120
Speaker 5: like you don't have to get anything of his permission. Yeah,

1883
01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:27,240
Speaker 5: the ho is in your house. You want to paint walls,

1884
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:30,599
Speaker 5: you want to move things around, you know, do some renovation,

1885
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:33,040
Speaker 5: put new floors in, Like you do that? So fancy

1886
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:33,559
Speaker 5: I can't.

1887
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:36,040
Speaker 9: And I always be like, who would ever renovate a bathroom?

1888
01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:37,000
Speaker 9: Who sees your bathroom?

1889
01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:37,120
Speaker 14: Now?

1890
01:32:37,160 --> 01:32:38,519
Speaker 5: Like, oh, I want to renovate the bathroom.

1891
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:41,719
Speaker 1: Has your husband gotten into the power tools that he wants?

1892
01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:45,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, he asked me to get him one, and then

1893
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:45,679
Speaker 9: I had no idea.

1894
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:46,680
Speaker 1: You know what I got it?

1895
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:50,000
Speaker 5: Get, I got it. It sounds good. I buy it

1896
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:52,559
Speaker 5: and he puts it together. That's the deal, all right?

1897
01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:54,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, Because I buy what I want and he uh,

1898
01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:57,280
Speaker 9: he goes with it. So really good, but all all

1899
01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:58,840
Speaker 9: homeowner centric right now.

1900
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:02,200
Speaker 5: It's the uh, it's the growing pains learning curve of

1901
01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:05,280
Speaker 5: home ownership. Oh yeah, happily going broke eight seven seven

1902
01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:08,639
Speaker 5: forty four. Text us over to two two nine eight seven.

1903
01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:12,840
Speaker 5: Another response to the fly to Dubai thing, get ft

1904
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:16,720
Speaker 5: you smart asses. You'll pay twenty five thousand dollars, but

1905
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:19,040
Speaker 5: you won't pay twenty five hundred dollars more.

1906
01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:19,920
Speaker 4: M O O r E.

1907
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:22,960
Speaker 9: If if it's not worth it to you to pay

1908
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:23,880
Speaker 9: the TAXI, then don't go.

1909
01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:27,360
Speaker 5: And you're not entitled to anything. And also tell us

1910
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:29,560
Speaker 5: to every game show in the history of ever. But

1911
01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:33,920
Speaker 5: by the way, also by the way, Uh, the original

1912
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:36,360
Speaker 5: plan was just medicine I to do it on our own. Yeah,

1913
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:38,200
Speaker 5: and then I got and then I got the idea,

1914
01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:39,479
Speaker 5: you know it would be fun, and we had some

1915
01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:40,800
Speaker 5: extra money in the budget. I go, you know it'd

1916
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:43,120
Speaker 5: be fun. Let's bring a listener with us, and let's

1917
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:44,360
Speaker 5: give you a chance to be a part of it

1918
01:33:44,479 --> 01:33:45,880
Speaker 5: going to be and you don't have to be. But

1919
01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:47,439
Speaker 5: if you want to sign up to fly to Dubaye

1920
01:33:47,479 --> 01:33:49,679
Speaker 5: with Medicine I, you can go to the Woody Show

1921
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:54,519
Speaker 5: dot comf Drew care the lottery. Yeah, just go to

1922
01:33:54,760 --> 01:34:08,160
Speaker 5: the Woodieshow dot com people are so dumb it'd be

1923
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:13,120
Speaker 5: dumb baout insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank

1924
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:13,680
Speaker 5: you for being here.

1925
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm whaty that's great, gory, Good morning, Menace is here.

1926
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:21,960
Speaker 5: We got Gina. There is Sebastian sebast He ever got Morgan?

1927
01:34:22,479 --> 01:34:25,840
Speaker 5: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You

1928
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:28,000
Speaker 5: can send us a text over to two two nine

1929
01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:31,920
Speaker 5: eight seven. Yeah, dumb people, this is in Florida, of course.

1930
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,639
Speaker 5: Woman pulls up at a gas station and went inside

1931
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:38,519
Speaker 5: to pay for her gas. While she was inside, a

1932
01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:41,519
Speaker 5: man walks up to the car, gets in, and takes

1933
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,720
Speaker 5: off with her vehicle. The woman calls nine to one

1934
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:47,280
Speaker 5: one immediately because she had left something pretty important in

1935
01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:51,519
Speaker 5: the back seat. Her one year old baby is in

1936
01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:52,800
Speaker 5: the back seat of the car.

1937
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:53,000
Speaker 12: Now.

1938
01:34:53,040 --> 01:34:56,120
Speaker 5: As soon as the thief saw the kid, he backed

1939
01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:59,920
Speaker 5: up returned it, while saying that he wouldn't have taken

1940
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:01,519
Speaker 5: it if he knew there was a kid in there.

1941
01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:03,760
Speaker 4: With a heart that.

1942
01:35:04,720 --> 01:35:06,719
Speaker 5: Had I known there was a kid, I would inconvenience

1943
01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:10,240
Speaker 5: you all day. But yeah, I ruin your life for weeks.

1944
01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:13,599
Speaker 5: I am now here's her called nine one one one.

1945
01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:19,879
Speaker 4: No, that's like, I don't.

1946
01:35:21,479 --> 01:35:23,080
Speaker 12: Any help, welcome birth.

1947
01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:24,040
Speaker 4: He bought my car.

1948
01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:29,400
Speaker 9: We're going on to tell no, I'm random guy at

1949
01:35:29,439 --> 01:35:31,559
Speaker 9: the gas station just try to take off with my car.

1950
01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:35,000
Speaker 1: He noticed my son wasn't here, so we bought it back.

1951
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:36,880
Speaker 5: But he really about left with my child when I

1952
01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:39,400
Speaker 5: ran until the gas and he tried to steal a car.

1953
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:42,160
Speaker 4: Like, yes, he's apologizing, but he still.

1954
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:46,560
Speaker 5: Just tried to steal my car. What this guy's a newbeever.

1955
01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:48,200
Speaker 5: I got. I got a couple of things on this

1956
01:35:48,360 --> 01:35:51,519
Speaker 5: because yeah, the guy took off, but the chick followed

1957
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:56,080
Speaker 5: him with her baby. Okay, follows this justice and uh,

1958
01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:57,400
Speaker 5: I guess he was trying to find a place to

1959
01:35:57,479 --> 01:35:59,600
Speaker 5: hide down the street. The police arrested him and so

1960
01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:02,320
Speaker 5: he's off to jail. Okay, but like, all right, you

1961
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:04,559
Speaker 5: got your kid out of danger. Why are you following

1962
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:07,840
Speaker 5: the guy? Call the cops, tell him which way he

1963
01:36:07,920 --> 01:36:09,559
Speaker 5: went and that kind of But like, you have your

1964
01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:13,080
Speaker 5: baby with you who almost got abducted, like legitimate, So

1965
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:17,639
Speaker 5: why are you doing that? You the baby in the car.

1966
01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:21,560
Speaker 5: Why because there's something happened. You're putting your kids in

1967
01:36:23,160 --> 01:36:26,040
Speaker 5: the locks apparently. Yea, yeah, you're you're putting your baby

1968
01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:28,080
Speaker 5: in danger. I guess you're also putting the baby in

1969
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:30,120
Speaker 5: danger leaving it in the car while you run inside

1970
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:31,120
Speaker 5: exactly one.

1971
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:33,799
Speaker 1: People always say, well, it was only for one minute. Okay,

1972
01:36:33,920 --> 01:36:34,880
Speaker 1: it only takes a minute.

1973
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:37,519
Speaker 5: The second thing, I will bring up what's with nine

1974
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:41,360
Speaker 5: one one operators? They always seem so angry this.

1975
01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:44,000
Speaker 9: I've been saying this forever. They all sound there not

1976
01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:44,719
Speaker 9: just staying car.

1977
01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:50,920
Speaker 5: Like ma'am. Ma'am may like, okay, understand, just right off

1978
01:36:50,960 --> 01:36:58,439
Speaker 5: the bat, right in the middle of my stories. Your

1979
01:36:58,520 --> 01:36:59,839
Speaker 5: kid is about to get kidnapped.

1980
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:01,880
Speaker 8: One one.

1981
01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:04,800
Speaker 5: People are calling. They're probably in distress. Some type of

1982
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:08,280
Speaker 5: emergency is happening. Nine one one. How can I help?

1983
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:10,720
Speaker 5: What's your emergency? Just something like you're there to like,

1984
01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:14,800
Speaker 5: I'm so you are? You sound like a d MD and.

1985
01:37:21,439 --> 01:37:21,720
Speaker 16: They are.

1986
01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:28,160
Speaker 5: I don't care, ma'am what I'm talking about. I asked,

1987
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:34,080
Speaker 5: what's your account number? I'm busy for the third time. Yeah,

1988
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:35,519
Speaker 5: didn't I enter the account number to get to you

1989
01:37:35,600 --> 01:37:38,200
Speaker 5: in the first race To help expedite your call, Please

1990
01:37:38,360 --> 01:37:40,280
Speaker 5: enter your account number if you don't have it handy

1991
01:37:40,439 --> 01:37:43,160
Speaker 5: press four yeah. It's almost as if government workers are

1992
01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:45,800
Speaker 5: kind of slow and like not, I don't care they're

1993
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:48,040
Speaker 5: bad at their jobs. I'm I'm okay if she's not

1994
01:37:48,080 --> 01:37:52,240
Speaker 5: getting paid right now, like it's a it's on a

1995
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:55,560
Speaker 5: case by case base. Everybody else like that. I know

1996
01:37:56,400 --> 01:37:58,320
Speaker 5: right now, I'm just saying for her, I'm okay with

1997
01:37:58,360 --> 01:38:01,680
Speaker 5: her not getting paid. Specifically, as she can get all

1998
01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:02,880
Speaker 5: that back page, she'll be fine. Yea.

1999
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:05,280
Speaker 7: I was trying trying to sell my old the old

2000
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:07,439
Speaker 7: card that broke, the old Honda. I had the same

2001
01:38:07,479 --> 01:38:08,960
Speaker 7: problem with because like I was getting problems, but they

2002
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:10,400
Speaker 7: wouldn't send the right toad truck because it was in

2003
01:38:10,439 --> 01:38:13,800
Speaker 7: a parking deck. Called the company that's doing this. Okay, yeah, sir,

2004
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:15,680
Speaker 7: what's your number? It's like, okay, here's But it was

2005
01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:18,840
Speaker 7: the same attitude like not like, oh okay, let's figure

2006
01:38:18,840 --> 01:38:21,479
Speaker 7: out what's going on. Okay, No, don't tell me, no, tell.

2007
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:23,360
Speaker 5: Me what this is? Jesus Christ?

2008
01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:24,080
Speaker 4: So nice?

2009
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:26,479
Speaker 5: Why am I right? Why are you screaming at me?

2010
01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:27,599
Speaker 5: What do you want?

2011
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:28,720
Speaker 14: One?

2012
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:38,040
Speaker 5: One me help you, ma'am eight seven forty four Woodie

2013
01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:41,360
Speaker 5: when you when you call in here, Morgan is very pleasant.

2014
01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:47,759
Speaker 4: That's sometimes sometimes some dumb calls.

2015
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:50,360
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, but I've walked by and I can hear

2016
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:53,519
Speaker 5: you in there for the most part, Yes, And people

2017
01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:54,960
Speaker 5: will talk your ear off and you'll stay on the

2018
01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:58,479
Speaker 5: phone with him. I would not, Yeah, a lot of stories.

2019
01:38:59,080 --> 01:38:59,880
Speaker 5: Why are you still talking?

2020
01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:02,360
Speaker 1: I hurt you on the phone the other day and

2021
01:39:02,479 --> 01:39:03,519
Speaker 1: it was an ababe moment.

2022
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:06,400
Speaker 4: You were so oh. I was tearing up the other

2023
01:39:06,479 --> 01:39:10,760
Speaker 4: day with what this girl was telling me. Yeah, her

2024
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:12,599
Speaker 4: mom just passed and she always listened to the show

2025
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:16,720
Speaker 4: the mom did so shout out to whatever your name was.

2026
01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:19,640
Speaker 5: Morgan's like, I really feel free. You're not getting on

2027
01:39:19,720 --> 01:39:23,400
Speaker 5: the air, but thanks for talking to me. She has people,

2028
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:28,800
Speaker 5: but sometimes no offense. But I think our prior phone

2029
01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:30,320
Speaker 5: screen probably wouldn't have been so caring.

2030
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:34,080
Speaker 9: Why would she be offended. She's a caring person, no

2031
01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:35,400
Speaker 9: offense to.

2032
01:39:35,439 --> 01:39:42,040
Speaker 5: Julianne's Oh, I was like, yeah, I have fired phone

2033
01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:43,880
Speaker 5: screamers in the past because they were just being dicks

2034
01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:45,160
Speaker 5: to people on the phone. It's like I didn't want

2035
01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:46,600
Speaker 5: that to be a repend, Like if anybody's gonna be

2036
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:48,040
Speaker 5: the dicks exactly.

2037
01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:49,559
Speaker 4: It's like customer services us.

2038
01:39:49,520 --> 01:39:51,519
Speaker 5: Tell people to go after themselves at the front line.

2039
01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:53,080
Speaker 5: Let us do it.

2040
01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:55,120
Speaker 9: Job.

2041
01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:57,400
Speaker 5: That's harder. Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break and

2042
01:39:57,400 --> 01:39:59,599
Speaker 5: then we'll come back and then Sea Bass has something

2043
01:39:59,640 --> 01:40:02,120
Speaker 5: for us. It's a Woody Show, got talent. But we've

2044
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:04,400
Speaker 5: done this before. Yeah, we know this forever. This is

2045
01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:06,559
Speaker 5: this is a twist. He went out and found the talent.

2046
01:40:06,720 --> 01:40:08,839
Speaker 5: Oh sweet pound of the pavement.

2047
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:10,760
Speaker 7: Because you know, even with the Internet these days, it

2048
01:40:11,320 --> 01:40:14,320
Speaker 7: makes a difference to see somebody in person and to

2049
01:40:14,439 --> 01:40:16,800
Speaker 7: get the real feel of somebody, especially with AI these days.

2050
01:40:16,840 --> 01:40:20,280
Speaker 7: You really, I think people now more than ever face

2051
01:40:20,360 --> 01:40:20,960
Speaker 7: to face interaction.

2052
01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:23,160
Speaker 5: All right, let's see best. Guy's a little new twist

2053
01:40:23,240 --> 01:40:25,400
Speaker 5: on Woody Show, Got talent and that will be next.

2054
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:28,320
Speaker 5: Hang on, Greg, do you hear that Chris Brown is

2055
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:29,439
Speaker 5: selling his pit bulls?

2056
01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:30,000
Speaker 6: He is.

2057
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:32,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't want to live with something that can

2058
01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:37,920
Speaker 5: fight back. The Woody Show will be right back. My

2059
01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:40,120
Speaker 5: complexion is out of a urinal urine.

2060
01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:42,599
Speaker 4: Everyone in this room means vitamin deep, A little lower,

2061
01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:43,200
Speaker 4: a little slower.

2062
01:40:43,400 --> 01:40:45,720
Speaker 5: You want to oil him down, sunning their buttholes?

2063
01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:47,439
Speaker 9: Wow, chugging the sun.

2064
01:40:48,360 --> 01:40:51,360
Speaker 5: Not pretty much all deficient. Indeed, sorry, I'm little cells.

2065
01:40:51,439 --> 01:40:52,560
Speaker 11: Are you down the d or not.

2066
01:40:52,920 --> 01:41:01,000
Speaker 5: Oh all day long. The Woody Show. Woody Show got talent,

2067
01:41:01,200 --> 01:41:04,200
Speaker 5: so excited Sea Bass exposed us to some new talents

2068
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:06,920
Speaker 5: and Greg because Greg Agt is one of his favorite shows,

2069
01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:10,679
Speaker 5: to be Simon Hollie and whoever else is on that show.

2070
01:41:11,840 --> 01:41:12,800
Speaker 1: Mom, Heidi Heidi.

2071
01:41:12,920 --> 01:41:13,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2072
01:41:13,360 --> 01:41:16,080
Speaker 7: And we're gonna focus mostly on comedy here because that's

2073
01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:16,479
Speaker 7: what most of the.

2074
01:41:16,479 --> 01:41:20,000
Speaker 1: Open mics are. It's the one from Modern Family.

2075
01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:28,439
Speaker 14: Oh uh Varga, I you Yeah, So I went around

2076
01:41:28,479 --> 01:41:30,600
Speaker 14: to Yes, I'm opening Mike's talk to some guys, you know,

2077
01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:33,160
Speaker 14: little bars and pubs and cafes, things of that nature

2078
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:35,639
Speaker 14: to find out that new gem out there, because it's

2079
01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:37,920
Speaker 14: easy to ask, you know, Joe Cooy and Bert Kreischer

2080
01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:40,120
Speaker 14: to come on your show after they get famous, when

2081
01:41:40,520 --> 01:41:41,360
Speaker 14: they got when they're busy.

2082
01:41:41,439 --> 01:41:43,040
Speaker 5: And then you consider yourself to be like a student

2083
01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:45,080
Speaker 5: of comedy. You read all these like different books on

2084
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:47,439
Speaker 5: comedy and yeah, yeah, I'm you're taking like an improv

2085
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:48,200
Speaker 5: class or something.

2086
01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:50,519
Speaker 7: Reading Lord Michael's book right now about how he did

2087
01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:52,559
Speaker 7: just this in the seventies and here we are fifty

2088
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:53,800
Speaker 7: years later with Saturday Night Live.

2089
01:41:54,439 --> 01:41:55,479
Speaker 5: So we'll start with this guy.

2090
01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:59,320
Speaker 7: He's talking about how he's the son of an immigrant

2091
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:01,560
Speaker 7: parent and how she gave him different food than with

2092
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,160
Speaker 7: the American kids Scotts.

2093
01:42:03,600 --> 01:42:06,560
Speaker 10: As a kid, one of the things that I was

2094
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:10,080
Speaker 10: jealous of about, like American kids, the white black kids,

2095
01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:11,360
Speaker 10: was like a bunch of oles.

2096
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:17,000
Speaker 17: I grew up in real life, you know, they were

2097
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:20,240
Speaker 17: meaning cardboard and that Asian food my mom was packing

2098
01:42:20,280 --> 01:42:24,760
Speaker 17: me was full of nutrition. And it's interesting because the

2099
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:28,760
Speaker 17: entire food pyramid, you know, she gave me carbs, protein,

2100
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:32,960
Speaker 17: you know, finings, whatever. And I would look at these kids.

2101
01:42:32,840 --> 01:42:38,200
Speaker 11: Eating you know, cold dry whatever you call those bunchable

2102
01:42:38,640 --> 01:42:43,960
Speaker 11: and want that and I don't know, let's take a look.

2103
01:42:45,640 --> 01:42:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, is.

2104
01:42:47,640 --> 01:42:50,960
Speaker 10: There as on that topic bunchables?

2105
01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:55,800
Speaker 11: Now I enough with that one too.

2106
01:43:00,080 --> 01:43:04,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, he sweating because it's started off strong. They're like, okay,

2107
01:43:04,920 --> 01:43:08,479
Speaker 5: this could be somewhere. You gotta laugh and claps just

2108
01:43:08,520 --> 01:43:11,280
Speaker 5: for saying the word lunchibles. Shout out the luscibles.

2109
01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:15,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, so his premises, I actually got good food, but

2110
01:43:15,640 --> 01:43:16,479
Speaker 7: I didn't want good food.

2111
01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:20,479
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a premise. That's where's the joke. And he's

2112
01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:21,320
Speaker 5: looking at his nose like.

2113
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:23,640
Speaker 1: You know that was it.

2114
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:26,760
Speaker 5: I didn't give his name before. Yeah, I'm again, I'm

2115
01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:28,000
Speaker 5: not going to out these people. I get I know

2116
01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:29,799
Speaker 5: this is another work with your material.

2117
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:30,240
Speaker 4: I get it.

2118
01:43:30,760 --> 01:43:32,880
Speaker 5: It's not the final product. I get that. Yeah, he

2119
01:43:32,960 --> 01:43:35,479
Speaker 5: lost me on nutrition. I'm like, okay, we're going into

2120
01:43:35,560 --> 01:43:38,840
Speaker 5: the boring area. So this is a different older guy.

2121
01:43:39,760 --> 01:43:44,320
Speaker 5: He does the classic I mean, just carbs and protein

2122
01:43:44,400 --> 01:43:49,320
Speaker 5: and in the anyway. But the observation is interesting. Yeah,

2123
01:43:50,280 --> 01:43:51,840
Speaker 5: from that, kids don't want what's good for that. He

2124
01:43:51,920 --> 01:43:53,360
Speaker 5: took off. He just didn't have the landing.

2125
01:43:54,280 --> 01:43:57,000
Speaker 4: He right over the end of the front workshop that

2126
01:43:57,120 --> 01:43:59,639
Speaker 4: we might hear that joke someday and it actually become baby.

2127
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:01,640
Speaker 5: This guy's a little more polished. He's an older guy.

2128
01:44:01,720 --> 01:44:03,400
Speaker 5: You're about to hear it. He's talking about his ex

2129
01:44:03,479 --> 01:44:05,519
Speaker 5: wife and how they know she's from one faith and

2130
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:07,439
Speaker 5: he's of another. And let's see if he can find

2131
01:44:07,520 --> 01:44:10,320
Speaker 5: some comedy there. I got. You know, I was married to.

2132
01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:19,040
Speaker 12: A Jewish and I'm captain right, so kids away hand

2133
01:44:19,160 --> 01:44:24,520
Speaker 12: camthlic camp Jewish. Someone say that jew afflecks or Cashews.

2134
01:44:26,720 --> 01:44:28,519
Speaker 12: But I got a hand to my wife because we

2135
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:32,920
Speaker 12: had two girls up on top. And then my wife

2136
01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:37,160
Speaker 12: finally gave me my son as soon as I find

2137
01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:39,000
Speaker 12: out who the followers, I'm gonna kick his.

2138
01:44:39,080 --> 01:44:41,240
Speaker 5: Ass get me.

2139
01:44:42,120 --> 01:44:47,040
Speaker 4: That is very Yeah, at least there was a payoff

2140
01:44:47,080 --> 01:44:47,320
Speaker 4: in there.

2141
01:44:47,400 --> 01:44:47,559
Speaker 14: Yeah.

2142
01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:50,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was nineteen fifty five.

2143
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:54,360
Speaker 1: All right.

2144
01:44:54,520 --> 01:44:57,400
Speaker 5: The preface is flood because nobody calls them jew afflecks.

2145
01:44:58,320 --> 01:45:02,400
Speaker 5: I can't call them jewel He was solid, he cash,

2146
01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:06,880
Speaker 5: I get it, I get it. We're getting better, We're

2147
01:45:06,880 --> 01:45:12,479
Speaker 5: getting technically, those were jokes. Yeah, he was late fifties,

2148
01:45:12,479 --> 01:45:14,960
Speaker 5: early sixties. Now those were hacky, terrible jokes, but they

2149
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:15,559
Speaker 5: were still jokes.

2150
01:45:15,960 --> 01:45:18,320
Speaker 7: Then he continues with more about he finally got his

2151
01:45:18,520 --> 01:45:20,400
Speaker 7: son and how it's a special event because his son

2152
01:45:20,479 --> 01:45:21,479
Speaker 7: came Onto Year's Eve.

2153
01:45:22,080 --> 01:45:24,680
Speaker 12: In fact, that he was born at twelve fourteen in

2154
01:45:24,720 --> 01:45:28,600
Speaker 12: the morning. The newspaper came and took pictures. And the

2155
01:45:28,640 --> 01:45:30,920
Speaker 12: reason why I remember the thing was because New Year's

2156
01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:35,120
Speaker 12: Eve we had a whole party. We had the Cardassians there,

2157
01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:37,880
Speaker 12: actually did hang out with them.

2158
01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:39,000
Speaker 1: And there's my wife.

2159
01:45:39,040 --> 01:45:40,240
Speaker 12: We just got them with dinner.

2160
01:45:40,960 --> 01:45:42,240
Speaker 5: She's washing the dishes.

2161
01:45:43,160 --> 01:45:46,759
Speaker 12: And if he runs into the baby beat that said,

2162
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:47,880
Speaker 12: I'm like, honey, what's wrong.

2163
01:45:48,600 --> 01:45:50,120
Speaker 5: She's like, my WATERA just broke them.

2164
01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:53,040
Speaker 12: I'm like, well, that's doesn't mean is to stop washing

2165
01:45:53,120 --> 01:45:53,519
Speaker 12: the dices.

2166
01:45:53,560 --> 01:46:00,160
Speaker 5: Come on, I'm ready for dessert. Hey, yeah, that's it.

2167
01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:07,040
Speaker 5: You guys walked all over his back about okay, all right, everybody, everybody,

2168
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:10,479
Speaker 5: everybody quiet down. Yeah it was. It was so funny. Yeah,

2169
01:46:10,479 --> 01:46:15,120
Speaker 5: all right, everybody quiet, Like, honey, what's wrong.

2170
01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:18,960
Speaker 12: She's like, my water just broke them. I'm like, well,

2171
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:20,960
Speaker 12: that's doesn't mean to stop watching and this just come on,

2172
01:46:21,040 --> 01:46:22,160
Speaker 12: I'm ready for the desert.

2173
01:46:32,479 --> 01:46:36,600
Speaker 5: So he expected that to kill I got no, Like,

2174
01:46:36,680 --> 01:46:39,040
Speaker 5: I think it's funny when Ricky Gervais, when he gets

2175
01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:40,920
Speaker 5: a groan from me, honest, he goes, oh if you

2176
01:46:42,200 --> 01:46:44,960
Speaker 5: I don't care. I don't care. That's funny. I don't

2177
01:46:44,960 --> 01:46:47,559
Speaker 5: know if that's what he was going for or if

2178
01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:51,479
Speaker 5: he was just completely disgusted that they didn't find where

2179
01:46:51,520 --> 01:46:53,920
Speaker 5: he was going. Funny the way he did. I love

2180
01:46:53,960 --> 01:46:58,320
Speaker 5: that he name dropped the gardash anyway, the totally yeah,

2181
01:46:58,640 --> 01:47:01,960
Speaker 5: very lead. Yeah, but I think there's something there, Like

2182
01:47:02,040 --> 01:47:03,080
Speaker 5: the voice is funny.

2183
01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:07,920
Speaker 9: He's of a different generation and a different he's going

2184
01:47:08,040 --> 01:47:08,960
Speaker 9: after a different era.

2185
01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:12,519
Speaker 15: Yeah, right.

2186
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:19,800
Speaker 5: Exactly, and it's just not working for would he show

2187
01:47:20,080 --> 01:47:20,639
Speaker 5: got talent?

2188
01:47:20,960 --> 01:47:23,200
Speaker 7: This is another guy a younger guy, and he's gonna

2189
01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:25,560
Speaker 7: riff on American history and some of the things that

2190
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:26,519
Speaker 7: they had back then.

2191
01:47:26,960 --> 01:47:27,240
Speaker 5: All Right.

2192
01:47:27,439 --> 01:47:29,920
Speaker 3: When I was in school, I studied history. My favorite

2193
01:47:29,920 --> 01:47:32,519
Speaker 3: piece of history to study was the American Revolution. Why

2194
01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:35,240
Speaker 3: do I like studying the American Revolution? Well, I like

2195
01:47:35,320 --> 01:47:38,400
Speaker 3: it because not because it's the laying of the foundations

2196
01:47:38,439 --> 01:47:40,800
Speaker 3: of democracy or how ordinary men can rise up the

2197
01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:43,439
Speaker 3: fight against the evils of tyranny. I like that people

2198
01:47:43,479 --> 01:47:45,800
Speaker 3: were able to grow an incredible amount of pot back

2199
01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:48,200
Speaker 3: then and get away with it. That's why I love

2200
01:47:48,280 --> 01:47:51,759
Speaker 3: studying the American Revolution. Yeah, all those who really support

2201
01:47:51,840 --> 01:47:53,960
Speaker 3: me behind that are going i'd applaud.

2202
01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:58,559
Speaker 5: I just don't feel like lifting my arms. Dude, oh god,

2203
01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:03,080
Speaker 5: getting they don't like puns. I don't think they don't

2204
01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:07,000
Speaker 5: like that. Okay, there was a pun. I love this stuff.

2205
01:48:07,360 --> 01:48:07,840
Speaker 10: I love like.

2206
01:48:09,520 --> 01:48:09,720
Speaker 4: From the.

2207
01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:16,640
Speaker 5: Dude. It is extra funny. Well, he got much like

2208
01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:18,640
Speaker 5: the Lunchables joke. He got the crowd behind him. So

2209
01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:23,000
Speaker 5: you mentioned pot, I forgot like, yeah, you did some.

2210
01:48:23,439 --> 01:48:25,320
Speaker 4: You did some stand up and the very last one

2211
01:48:25,320 --> 01:48:27,080
Speaker 4: I did was a complete bomb.

2212
01:48:27,560 --> 01:48:30,679
Speaker 5: It's it's like this, do you remember any of your material?

2213
01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:33,800
Speaker 4: I think one of the best jokes that I did

2214
01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:35,040
Speaker 4: was like set.

2215
01:48:35,080 --> 01:48:38,240
Speaker 5: Up, set up, all right? Remember all you think about

2216
01:48:38,240 --> 01:48:39,840
Speaker 5: it for a second while we know it's.

2217
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:41,760
Speaker 4: Too much pressure of talent on.

2218
01:48:41,760 --> 01:48:45,519
Speaker 5: The Please I want I want to hear. I want

2219
01:48:45,520 --> 01:48:48,200
Speaker 5: to hear an example of Morgan's stand up comed Okay, okay,

2220
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:52,040
Speaker 5: think about it that pot heads are lazy.

2221
01:48:54,840 --> 01:48:56,920
Speaker 7: Okay, But now he goes back into like, well what

2222
01:48:57,080 --> 01:48:59,240
Speaker 7: if what if those guys, you know, let's take this

2223
01:48:59,320 --> 01:49:00,280
Speaker 7: pot thing to the next level.

2224
01:49:00,600 --> 01:49:02,600
Speaker 3: Me and anyone else with smoke pot can tell you,

2225
01:49:02,800 --> 01:49:04,880
Speaker 3: after you smoke pot, you do not feel like going

2226
01:49:04,960 --> 01:49:09,320
Speaker 3: off and fighting a revolution. Everyone smoked pot back then

2227
01:49:09,439 --> 01:49:15,479
Speaker 3: Paul Revere would be galloping down the street like I

2228
01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:19,640
Speaker 3: think the British are coming dudes. Luckily for me, I

2229
01:49:19,760 --> 01:49:27,160
Speaker 3: got enough I can share. You guys been a great crowd.

2230
01:49:27,200 --> 01:49:29,840
Speaker 5: That's my time, that's his way.

2231
01:49:32,240 --> 01:49:34,960
Speaker 4: You wait for the light. I'm sure the light wasn't off.

2232
01:49:35,120 --> 01:49:35,920
Speaker 5: That's closer.

2233
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:37,560
Speaker 9: I think he was just really excited about doing the

2234
01:49:37,600 --> 01:49:41,719
Speaker 9: horse noise, and we know them that that's.

2235
01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:45,040
Speaker 1: The closer though, because that's content.

2236
01:49:45,600 --> 01:49:48,479
Speaker 5: You have to leave him laughing. But didn't you get

2237
01:49:48,479 --> 01:49:50,360
Speaker 5: to get it? What if Paul Revere smoked weed, he'd

2238
01:49:50,400 --> 01:49:52,240
Speaker 5: be lazy, and he might have he might have a

2239
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:58,280
Speaker 5: lot of it, and therefore the horse would gallop. You know,

2240
01:50:00,200 --> 01:50:07,840
Speaker 5: I think you're getting Let me break this down.

2241
01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:08,519
Speaker 1: Let me explain it.

2242
01:50:10,080 --> 01:50:16,040
Speaker 4: You see, I like, you know, that actually be hilarious

2243
01:50:16,080 --> 01:50:16,840
Speaker 4: if you explained it.

2244
01:50:18,439 --> 01:50:20,120
Speaker 5: If it was like an anti joke and he said

2245
01:50:20,200 --> 01:50:22,400
Speaker 5: I would die, that would be kind of like a

2246
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:25,519
Speaker 5: stick like the comedian who explains all his jokes and

2247
01:50:25,840 --> 01:50:29,679
Speaker 5: why it's funny, Like maybe it's some like really high

2248
01:50:29,760 --> 01:50:32,320
Speaker 5: level thought stuff, and then you break it down to

2249
01:50:32,360 --> 01:50:35,840
Speaker 5: the dumb audience about why it's funny, Like that's an

2250
01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:37,720
Speaker 5: idea for you if you're going to do stand up,

2251
01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:40,679
Speaker 5: like you could do like some really high thought concept

2252
01:50:40,760 --> 01:50:43,400
Speaker 5: by concept kind of thing and like the average person

2253
01:50:43,400 --> 01:50:45,400
Speaker 5: would go right over their head and you can and

2254
01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:47,760
Speaker 5: then you can do your your your your typical condescending

2255
01:50:47,800 --> 01:50:51,360
Speaker 5: thing and break it down and yeah, right, like, but

2256
01:50:51,439 --> 01:50:55,400
Speaker 5: that's your stick, right, guys, the reason I'm a bad

2257
01:50:55,479 --> 01:50:58,679
Speaker 5: husband and I wanted her to make dessert And yeah,

2258
01:50:58,960 --> 01:51:00,439
Speaker 5: you guys are too dumb to understan in this. I'm

2259
01:51:00,479 --> 01:51:03,920
Speaker 5: inns now. Her water just broke it. Yeah, so that's

2260
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:05,840
Speaker 5: that's why I was acting in the ridiculous man.

2261
01:51:06,320 --> 01:51:07,719
Speaker 1: I want her back of the kitchen.

2262
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:10,120
Speaker 5: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna do it

2263
01:51:10,160 --> 01:51:12,400
Speaker 5: again from the top. And now you'll understand why it's funny.

2264
01:51:12,479 --> 01:51:17,840
Speaker 5: Ready and ghost who Okay, lunchables? Yeah tell me yeah. See,

2265
01:51:17,880 --> 01:51:20,320
Speaker 5: this is why I open mic nights are so much fun.

2266
01:51:21,600 --> 01:51:24,400
Speaker 7: Well, he show got talent open mic night. Technically, this

2267
01:51:24,479 --> 01:51:26,200
Speaker 7: one's a little more polished. This is a guy and

2268
01:51:26,240 --> 01:51:28,320
Speaker 7: I'll tell you his name because he put this out himself.

2269
01:51:28,479 --> 01:51:31,000
Speaker 7: The Haws Ridgeway and uh. I just want you to

2270
01:51:31,080 --> 01:51:33,840
Speaker 7: think about the kind of jokes that Hoss is telling

2271
01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:35,519
Speaker 7: and think about think about that the next time you

2272
01:51:35,560 --> 01:51:36,760
Speaker 7: want to tell these type of jokes.

2273
01:51:36,880 --> 01:51:38,960
Speaker 5: I tried to text her while she was at college,

2274
01:51:39,080 --> 01:51:40,880
Speaker 5: and she didn't text me back. Y'all.

2275
01:51:41,560 --> 01:51:45,040
Speaker 6: She ghosted me her dad, so I got her back.

2276
01:51:45,640 --> 01:51:49,800
Speaker 6: She doesn't like dad jokes, so I knew that and

2277
01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:52,120
Speaker 6: I started texting her. First one was I got a

2278
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:53,360
Speaker 6: job at the bread factory.

2279
01:51:54,320 --> 01:51:55,120
Speaker 5: I need the dough.

2280
01:51:58,280 --> 01:52:00,599
Speaker 6: The next one was it was a crummy job whom

2281
01:52:03,800 --> 01:52:05,800
Speaker 6: Then I said, if I don't loaf around, I can

2282
01:52:05,840 --> 01:52:09,559
Speaker 6: get a bigger slice of life. And then I got

2283
01:52:09,600 --> 01:52:12,439
Speaker 6: these mean emojis, and I was like, well, don't get toasty.

2284
01:52:12,680 --> 01:52:17,800
Speaker 5: Okay, so you can clap after that, I suppose oh

2285
01:52:18,400 --> 01:52:19,160
Speaker 5: oh yeah, there you go.

2286
01:52:20,880 --> 01:52:22,000
Speaker 4: There's some people laughing.

2287
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:26,960
Speaker 5: I mean he's purposely being bad the delivery, I mean

2288
01:52:27,160 --> 01:52:30,880
Speaker 5: alcohol that they sell at the venue. Help, oh for.

2289
01:52:30,920 --> 01:52:33,080
Speaker 1: Sure, the two drink minimum and the sound of the

2290
01:52:33,120 --> 01:52:36,200
Speaker 1: text being said though really brings home.

2291
01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:38,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can laugh at that if you can clap

2292
01:52:38,200 --> 01:52:44,160
Speaker 5: after that, I suppose I start saying that. Now.

2293
01:52:44,160 --> 01:52:46,000
Speaker 7: The one thing that these open mics, it's not just comedy.

2294
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:47,920
Speaker 7: Sometimes some dumb hippie get up there with a guitar

2295
01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:51,560
Speaker 7: music comedy. Well, this is I don't think this is

2296
01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:53,960
Speaker 7: even comedy. This is music with a social message.

2297
01:52:56,360 --> 01:52:56,719
Speaker 5: Baby.

2298
01:52:57,280 --> 01:52:59,120
Speaker 7: So hey Green Day, before you write your next hip,

2299
01:52:59,120 --> 01:53:01,960
Speaker 7: maybe talking about a little fart and his song about

2300
01:53:02,000 --> 01:53:02,919
Speaker 7: starting a hedge.

2301
01:53:02,720 --> 01:53:08,120
Speaker 5: Fund, starting age Fun. That's where you need to explain

2302
01:53:08,160 --> 01:53:10,760
Speaker 5: what a hedge fund is to the audience. They may

2303
01:53:10,800 --> 01:53:12,600
Speaker 5: have heard the term before, but you have to like

2304
01:53:12,680 --> 01:53:17,799
Speaker 5: stop down and explain it. Yeah, starting age fun.

2305
01:53:20,040 --> 01:53:24,200
Speaker 3: To show everything I can't shut says what in fu

2306
01:53:24,720 --> 01:53:25,599
Speaker 3: stormy weather?

2307
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:38,599
Speaker 5: And you know I want to make you edge, I'll

2308
01:53:38,680 --> 01:53:51,479
Speaker 5: make you a legacy. It doesn't really get from there.

2309
01:53:52,720 --> 01:53:58,559
Speaker 1: Remember the throat tomatoes, it's stage I get some cabbage.

2310
01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:00,519
Speaker 13: Wow.

2311
01:54:03,080 --> 01:54:12,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, he brought his own audience, his sister. You know,

2312
01:54:13,520 --> 01:54:15,960
Speaker 5: like everybody says they want to be an influencer or

2313
01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:18,880
Speaker 5: the shorts shortstop for you know, the Dodgers or what they. Yeah,

2314
01:54:19,560 --> 01:54:22,160
Speaker 5: not everybody can make it, you know, not everybody. Everybody's

2315
01:54:22,160 --> 01:54:25,360
Speaker 5: gonna be Joe coy or but but everyone has to

2316
01:54:25,400 --> 01:54:25,800
Speaker 5: start like this.

2317
01:54:25,920 --> 01:54:26,200
Speaker 1: Everyone.

2318
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:28,599
Speaker 5: You know, Joe twenty four years ago, he was doing

2319
01:54:28,680 --> 01:54:29,440
Speaker 5: this stuff.

2320
01:54:29,360 --> 01:54:32,880
Speaker 1: Same stuff, a Gel saying at coffee shops exactly rocket

2321
01:54:32,960 --> 01:54:33,320
Speaker 1: or now.

2322
01:54:34,760 --> 01:54:41,320
Speaker 5: Look at Morgan. Yeah she started in And I'll give

2323
01:54:41,320 --> 01:54:42,800
Speaker 5: you a couple more minutes to give to get it together.

2324
01:54:42,840 --> 01:54:44,440
Speaker 4: I mean, I got It's not going to get any better.

2325
01:54:44,320 --> 01:54:46,440
Speaker 5: Than I already got it, all right. Well, Morgan, how

2326
01:54:46,520 --> 01:54:47,920
Speaker 5: many times did you go up and do stand up?

2327
01:54:47,920 --> 01:54:49,480
Speaker 5: You tried to make a really good run out for one,

2328
01:54:49,600 --> 01:54:50,040
Speaker 5: at one point.

2329
01:54:50,160 --> 01:54:52,120
Speaker 4: I did it more in Arkansas when I was going

2330
01:54:52,120 --> 01:54:53,520
Speaker 4: to college. But out here in l A, I did

2331
01:54:53,560 --> 01:54:53,960
Speaker 4: it twice.

2332
01:54:54,520 --> 01:54:57,240
Speaker 5: Okay, killed your dream, honestly so proas they had opened

2333
01:54:57,240 --> 01:54:59,640
Speaker 5: MIC's in Arkansas. Was it just to uh, just to

2334
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:01,720
Speaker 5: try out or were you going to try to make

2335
01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:04,600
Speaker 5: a go of being a comedian, a comedian, to try

2336
01:55:04,600 --> 01:55:04,840
Speaker 5: it out.

2337
01:55:04,880 --> 01:55:07,840
Speaker 4: But I've always loved comedy. But after a few times

2338
01:55:07,840 --> 01:55:10,080
Speaker 4: I realized, no, I think I can take a different route.

2339
01:55:10,360 --> 01:55:13,080
Speaker 5: Right, I do like it, but smart enough, some people

2340
01:55:13,160 --> 01:55:13,960
Speaker 5: really hang in there.

2341
01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:16,480
Speaker 4: Well, I just I don't write down jokes.

2342
01:55:17,360 --> 01:55:18,160
Speaker 5: This is happening for you.

2343
01:55:18,400 --> 01:55:20,880
Speaker 7: There are guys who I know twenty twenty plus years,

2344
01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:24,240
Speaker 7: and they they just lack that emotional intelligence, like our

2345
01:55:24,320 --> 01:55:26,280
Speaker 7: guy with the Paul Revere joke, Like they just don't

2346
01:55:26,560 --> 01:55:27,840
Speaker 7: hear the audience not laughing.

2347
01:55:28,840 --> 01:55:32,720
Speaker 5: Good, he knew the yeah, and he had good words

2348
01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:34,320
Speaker 5: and good delivery, good delivery.

2349
01:55:34,320 --> 01:55:36,280
Speaker 7: It's kind of Sebastian Man of Scalco. He he can

2350
01:55:36,360 --> 01:55:39,320
Speaker 7: do the he can do the form of being what

2351
01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:40,680
Speaker 7: you listen was actually saying.

2352
01:55:40,440 --> 01:55:42,680
Speaker 4: You like, oh, that's terrible that this part is finding

2353
01:55:42,720 --> 01:55:44,040
Speaker 4: the things in life to joke about.

2354
01:55:44,120 --> 01:55:46,000
Speaker 5: And then other people can't even get that right, yeah, right,

2355
01:55:46,120 --> 01:55:52,240
Speaker 5: but they hang on to that drink. They're starving artist. Yeah,

2356
01:55:52,400 --> 01:55:56,360
Speaker 5: when really it's like Ruth's Chris is calling, Maybe your

2357
01:55:56,440 --> 01:55:58,080
Speaker 5: career is really best shape thing.

2358
01:55:58,400 --> 01:56:00,280
Speaker 4: Servers make good money sometimes.

2359
01:56:00,200 --> 01:56:03,200
Speaker 5: Especially those high end places, big time, especially the one

2360
01:56:03,200 --> 01:56:10,360
Speaker 5: in Philadelphia, Trays and Philly they're crushing. Well, we'll get

2361
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:13,760
Speaker 5: Morgan's stand up you want to add when we come back.

2362
01:56:14,480 --> 01:56:18,000
Speaker 4: We're going to wait for build up. Stay tune in.

2363
01:56:21,640 --> 01:56:26,640
Speaker 5: The show. Do you know who sings the original? No?

2364
01:56:26,920 --> 01:56:29,760
Speaker 5: You think it's an original? Yeah, it's a cover of

2365
01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:33,520
Speaker 5: what It's my life the song It's my life of who?

2366
01:56:33,640 --> 01:56:33,960
Speaker 16: I mean?

2367
01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:36,320
Speaker 4: Who's who? It was?

2368
01:56:36,440 --> 01:56:36,960
Speaker 5: Talk talk?

2369
01:56:37,280 --> 01:56:40,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, that's not You haven't heard the original.

2370
01:56:41,200 --> 01:56:42,280
Speaker 9: You guys are messing with me.

2371
01:56:43,480 --> 01:56:48,720
Speaker 5: It's uh talk, It's my life. Here is the same song.

2372
01:56:48,960 --> 01:56:53,240
Speaker 5: It's the original. It's the same song.

2373
01:56:55,040 --> 01:56:58,600
Speaker 4: I'm learning this too, like you're like four yea so much.

2374
01:56:58,920 --> 01:57:01,400
Speaker 9: I had no idea, literally thought this was a coincidence.

2375
01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:06,440
Speaker 5: No, no, this is this is the o G. You know, no,

2376
01:57:06,640 --> 01:57:16,720
Speaker 5: they covered look it up. You're messing with how How

2377
01:57:16,760 --> 01:57:18,280
Speaker 5: would I be missing audio proof?

2378
01:57:20,280 --> 01:57:21,120
Speaker 1: This is the song?

2379
01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:22,000
Speaker 9: This is insane?

2380
01:57:22,760 --> 01:57:24,760
Speaker 5: Is it? Or is this like a big hit from

2381
01:57:24,800 --> 01:57:25,200
Speaker 5: the eighties.

2382
01:57:25,240 --> 01:57:26,560
Speaker 1: It's insane that you don't know that.

2383
01:57:26,720 --> 01:57:30,920
Speaker 5: Ye are you messing on me again? How is this

2384
01:57:31,040 --> 01:57:32,080
Speaker 5: you're saying in your life?

2385
01:57:32,680 --> 01:57:32,920
Speaker 12: Are you?

2386
01:57:33,520 --> 01:57:36,640
Speaker 5: Are you on drugs right now? You've not, You've not,

2387
01:57:36,880 --> 01:57:38,920
Speaker 5: You've never heard this version of the song hold on.

2388
01:57:49,840 --> 01:57:52,040
Speaker 1: Your face looks so dumb. This is Oh my god,

2389
01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:53,760
Speaker 1: you're trolling us.

2390
01:57:54,480 --> 01:57:57,920
Speaker 5: You've never heard this. This is hold on everybody, just

2391
01:57:58,040 --> 01:58:05,600
Speaker 5: hold on? Are you guys for real? Yes?

2392
01:58:05,720 --> 01:58:06,160
Speaker 1: Look it up.

2393
01:58:06,480 --> 01:58:08,760
Speaker 5: Just it's a quick google thing. You'll see. I thought

2394
01:58:08,840 --> 01:58:10,560
Speaker 5: for sure I go the original and you were just

2395
01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:16,040
Speaker 5: like you. I can't believe it. No, I'm very young. No,

2396
01:58:16,160 --> 01:58:23,160
Speaker 5: I'm very young, like eighties. That's insane, is it? Yees?

2397
01:58:24,160 --> 01:58:24,200
Speaker 11: No?

2398
01:58:24,480 --> 01:58:26,280
Speaker 5: Really, that's so. That was That was a big hit

2399
01:58:26,360 --> 01:58:29,280
Speaker 5: from the eighties. Hence the reason she that Gwen Stefani

2400
01:58:29,320 --> 01:58:31,200
Speaker 5: and No Doubt covered it kind of a big thing.

2401
01:58:31,360 --> 01:58:34,560
Speaker 5: You guys are such liars. Even Menace heard it. Yeah, okay, great,

2402
01:58:35,440 --> 01:58:37,920
Speaker 5: good everybody? Are you messing with me?

2403
01:58:38,160 --> 01:58:38,200
Speaker 8: No?

2404
01:58:39,200 --> 01:58:41,200
Speaker 5: No talk talk' that's the original.

2405
01:58:41,360 --> 01:58:42,520
Speaker 9: No, that's that's insane.

2406
01:58:42,680 --> 01:58:44,680
Speaker 5: No Doubt covered. What was the year you looking at that? Normal?

2407
01:58:45,720 --> 01:58:47,440
Speaker 5: Nineteen eighty? Did give me a guess on the on

2408
01:58:47,520 --> 01:58:47,800
Speaker 5: the year?

2409
01:58:47,840 --> 01:58:49,840
Speaker 9: Greg, Well, I thought you were talking about the bon

2410
01:58:49,960 --> 01:58:50,640
Speaker 9: Jovie song.

2411
01:58:51,000 --> 01:58:51,680
Speaker 5: I'm saying.

2412
01:58:53,480 --> 01:58:55,600
Speaker 9: That's why I thought they were messing with me. Yeah,

2413
01:58:55,920 --> 01:58:57,560
Speaker 9: you guys, are you not familiar with the bon Jovi.

2414
01:58:58,080 --> 01:59:02,320
Speaker 5: It's I think that's it. That's what I thought they

2415
01:59:02,360 --> 01:59:04,560
Speaker 5: were talking about. It does not sound like that, but

2416
01:59:04,640 --> 01:59:06,960
Speaker 5: that did sound like that. I think you're talking. I

2417
01:59:06,960 --> 01:59:08,800
Speaker 5: got it. I got the answer, not even.

2418
01:59:10,640 --> 01:59:10,920
Speaker 1: Six.

2419
01:59:11,120 --> 01:59:12,960
Speaker 5: Oh, you almost had the right answer. Eighty four. I

2420
01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:17,080
Speaker 5: can tell you're gonna say eighty four. Nineteen eighty four. Jeez, Gina,

2421
01:59:19,160 --> 01:59:25,960
Speaker 5: messing with me. No, it's that show and we're into

2422
01:59:26,040 --> 01:59:30,800
Speaker 5: another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

2423
01:59:31,680 --> 01:59:32,880
Speaker 5: Thank you for being here and giving us some of

2424
01:59:32,920 --> 01:59:34,320
Speaker 5: your valuable time this morning on Boddy.

2425
01:59:34,360 --> 01:59:35,640
Speaker 1: That's great, gory, good morning.

2426
01:59:35,960 --> 01:59:38,760
Speaker 5: We got a menace? What is bras Sea? Bass is

2427
01:59:38,880 --> 01:59:43,320
Speaker 5: here and Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven

2428
01:59:43,440 --> 01:59:46,520
Speaker 5: forty four. You can't send us a text over to

2429
01:59:46,600 --> 01:59:49,200
Speaker 5: two to nine eight seven. So in the Woodies show

2430
01:59:49,280 --> 01:59:53,360
Speaker 5: Got Talent, we heard some really really fine comedy styling.

2431
01:59:53,440 --> 01:59:56,560
Speaker 5: We're good on up and comers working on it. Yeah,

2432
01:59:56,640 --> 01:59:58,320
Speaker 5: where's uh? Where's one of my favorites.

2433
02:00:00,080 --> 02:00:02,240
Speaker 10: One of the things that I was jealous of, like

2434
02:00:03,120 --> 02:00:06,120
Speaker 10: American kids, the white black kids was like bunchables.

2435
02:00:07,800 --> 02:00:10,400
Speaker 5: I did yeh, lunchible.

2436
02:00:13,120 --> 02:00:15,680
Speaker 17: They were eating hard for it and that agent food

2437
02:00:15,720 --> 02:00:19,960
Speaker 17: my mom was Patty was full of nutrition and It's

2438
02:00:20,080 --> 02:00:23,800
Speaker 17: interesting because the entire food pyramid, you know, she ate

2439
02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:27,280
Speaker 17: me carbs, protea, you know, miners or whatever.

2440
02:00:27,800 --> 02:00:29,720
Speaker 11: And I will look at these kids eat you know,

2441
02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:36,520
Speaker 11: cold dry whatever you call those and want that and

2442
02:00:36,720 --> 02:00:39,960
Speaker 11: I don't know, let's take it.

2443
02:00:41,640 --> 02:00:45,480
Speaker 5: Take a look on that topic.

2444
02:00:50,720 --> 02:00:52,200
Speaker 11: Now, that's a lot of enough for that one too.

2445
02:00:55,840 --> 02:00:58,240
Speaker 5: To build. I'm not gonna be it's not gonna be

2446
02:00:58,280 --> 02:01:03,160
Speaker 5: working here anymore. So Morgan gave the whole comedy thing

2447
02:01:03,240 --> 02:01:03,480
Speaker 5: a go.

2448
02:01:03,880 --> 02:01:05,960
Speaker 4: Because she does like comedy, she said, I do, yeah,

2449
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:06,839
Speaker 4: and it was fun.

2450
02:01:07,240 --> 02:01:09,800
Speaker 5: Open mic nights back when you were in college in Arkansas,

2451
02:01:10,040 --> 02:01:13,160
Speaker 5: and then up until I got this job, she was

2452
02:01:13,320 --> 02:01:15,520
Speaker 5: she was still trying her hand at at stand up

2453
02:01:15,520 --> 02:01:18,120
Speaker 5: comedy and it just really wasn't for her. Yeah.

2454
02:01:18,840 --> 02:01:20,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I'm just not going to write in jokes,

2455
02:01:20,480 --> 02:01:20,720
Speaker 4: I think.

2456
02:01:20,840 --> 02:01:24,760
Speaker 5: So we've asked, we've asked to hear a little bit

2457
02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:28,839
Speaker 5: of what she was doing to go back to the archives.

2458
02:01:29,840 --> 02:01:32,880
Speaker 1: I'm very excited that what was your thing like?

2459
02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:33,400
Speaker 5: Did you talk?

2460
02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:37,760
Speaker 4: It was very self deprecating. I guys thought the yeah.

2461
02:01:39,640 --> 02:01:43,600
Speaker 5: Music. All right, lades, gentlemen, please welcome to stage. Put

2462
02:01:43,640 --> 02:01:45,720
Speaker 5: your hands together for Morgan Cook.

2463
02:01:45,680 --> 02:01:51,880
Speaker 4: You thank you, everyone. So I went to school in Arkansas, right,

2464
02:01:52,000 --> 02:01:55,760
Speaker 4: and people always think, oh, you're from Arkansas. No, I'm

2465
02:01:55,800 --> 02:01:58,040
Speaker 4: not from Arkansas. I just went to school there. Okay,

2466
02:01:58,120 --> 02:02:00,520
Speaker 4: get it right. And then the next questions always well

2467
02:02:00,560 --> 02:02:03,320
Speaker 4: did you hook up with your cousin? And I'm like, no,

2468
02:02:03,480 --> 02:02:11,840
Speaker 4: he's ugly. And then the best, the best set I

2469
02:02:11,880 --> 02:02:14,320
Speaker 4: ever did, my mom happened to be there, and you know,

2470
02:02:14,360 --> 02:02:15,680
Speaker 4: I got a few laughs from that, and I go,

2471
02:02:16,120 --> 02:02:18,680
Speaker 4: my mom's here. Actually, Mom, is Nathan still ugly? And

2472
02:02:18,760 --> 02:02:24,640
Speaker 4: she's like, yep to the audience, nice al And then

2473
02:02:24,840 --> 02:02:25,320
Speaker 4: that's true.

2474
02:02:26,000 --> 02:02:27,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all I want to remember.

2475
02:02:27,360 --> 02:02:28,960
Speaker 4: That's oh, that's all I can remember. I'm telling y'all.

2476
02:02:28,960 --> 02:02:30,640
Speaker 4: When I would get on stage, I would black out.

2477
02:02:32,160 --> 02:02:33,960
Speaker 4: I'd be like that guy probably looking at my notes

2478
02:02:34,000 --> 02:02:36,680
Speaker 4: because I'd have jokes ready and then they'd be gone.

2479
02:02:37,080 --> 02:02:38,920
Speaker 5: I give it for that one. Like he's ugly.

2480
02:02:39,000 --> 02:02:40,560
Speaker 7: I mean we tried hooking up, if we tried making

2481
02:02:40,560 --> 02:02:42,480
Speaker 7: out a few times, but his breath stankers. And you know,

2482
02:02:42,480 --> 02:02:43,520
Speaker 7: you can keep on tagging on.

2483
02:02:44,960 --> 02:02:45,520
Speaker 5: That's really good.

2484
02:02:45,680 --> 02:02:47,720
Speaker 4: It's almost Yeah, you guys would work out together.

2485
02:02:48,360 --> 02:02:49,960
Speaker 5: How is implant? Are you doing?

2486
02:02:50,040 --> 02:02:50,080
Speaker 16: Like?

2487
02:02:50,720 --> 02:02:51,560
Speaker 5: How's your implants?

2488
02:02:51,640 --> 02:02:51,800
Speaker 14: Do it.

2489
02:02:52,200 --> 02:02:57,240
Speaker 5: How's your hey, ladies, how how's the improv thing going?

2490
02:02:57,280 --> 02:02:58,480
Speaker 5: Are you part of a troop now?

2491
02:02:59,000 --> 02:02:59,040
Speaker 10: Me?

2492
02:02:59,520 --> 02:03:02,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, We've gotten a couple of reports about like, uh, yeah, yeah,

2493
02:03:03,000 --> 02:03:04,640
Speaker 5: I've been doing that. I was just out of this

2494
02:03:04,920 --> 02:03:07,160
Speaker 5: improv thing and Seed Bass was I.

2495
02:03:07,200 --> 02:03:12,080
Speaker 7: Haven't part of improv comedy, uh, theater since before, since Atlanta,

2496
02:03:12,120 --> 02:03:13,880
Speaker 7: since before I was on this show. And yeah, I

2497
02:03:13,920 --> 02:03:15,640
Speaker 7: do that to kind of. It's like going to the

2498
02:03:15,720 --> 02:03:18,520
Speaker 7: gym for me, you know, it helps hold my skills.

2499
02:03:18,760 --> 02:03:21,680
Speaker 7: People like, how are you so quick withted and fun the.

2500
02:03:21,680 --> 02:03:28,200
Speaker 5: Streets we've brought before, Away says, everybody's been asking me.

2501
02:03:28,480 --> 02:03:34,320
Speaker 5: Nobody's been asking me. Yeah, it's just we've been getting

2502
02:03:34,320 --> 02:03:36,120
Speaker 5: a lot of questions about my thoughts on whatever.

2503
02:03:36,520 --> 02:03:37,160
Speaker 4: It's just like.

2504
02:03:39,280 --> 02:03:40,200
Speaker 5: People have inquired.

2505
02:03:40,440 --> 02:03:42,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like it's always, but I've been I've

2506
02:03:42,760 --> 02:03:44,880
Speaker 7: been doing it for ever, since before I was on

2507
02:03:44,960 --> 02:03:46,360
Speaker 7: this show. I think it's just like it's like going

2508
02:03:46,400 --> 02:03:49,400
Speaker 7: to the gym. It's a it's a complimentary skill about

2509
02:03:49,440 --> 02:03:52,440
Speaker 7: telling stories, but then becomes of like theater dork adjacent.

2510
02:03:52,640 --> 02:03:54,360
Speaker 7: Well that's the problem that is the big imp So

2511
02:03:54,840 --> 02:03:56,520
Speaker 7: that's what you make fun of those people all the time.

2512
02:03:56,840 --> 02:03:58,480
Speaker 4: And I saw the picture of you and your group,

2513
02:03:58,720 --> 02:04:00,120
Speaker 4: and you look kind of dorky.

2514
02:04:04,280 --> 02:04:04,520
Speaker 5: Group.

2515
02:04:04,640 --> 02:04:08,240
Speaker 7: So the thing is, yes, that's what especially stand ups

2516
02:04:08,280 --> 02:04:12,400
Speaker 7: will say about improv people is that improv does pull

2517
02:04:12,520 --> 02:04:14,520
Speaker 7: a lot of theater losers. There's a lot of like

2518
02:04:14,600 --> 02:04:16,680
Speaker 7: the exercise they do in high school and college are

2519
02:04:16,720 --> 02:04:19,160
Speaker 7: improv based and they'll be improvy.

2520
02:04:18,800 --> 02:04:24,640
Speaker 5: Troops, right, so yeah, and oh that's the worst. But

2521
02:04:24,720 --> 02:04:28,840
Speaker 5: it gets like experimental so and and because of that,

2522
02:04:29,360 --> 02:04:34,280
Speaker 5: a lot of improv is unfortunately veryted uh, tainted by

2523
02:04:35,040 --> 02:04:38,160
Speaker 5: theater losers, which means not all, there are some fantastic

2524
02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:38,760
Speaker 5: people out there.

2525
02:04:38,760 --> 02:04:42,000
Speaker 7: They're super talented people. What's his face from parks and

2526
02:04:42,080 --> 02:04:45,720
Speaker 7: rec tours with it? He does, he plays theaters, but

2527
02:04:45,920 --> 02:04:48,920
Speaker 7: it's tainted with like a oh, we can't talk about that.

2528
02:04:49,520 --> 02:04:52,640
Speaker 5: Really, there's a ton of that because in theater it's

2529
02:04:52,680 --> 02:04:54,440
Speaker 5: all about safe space pressures.

2530
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:56,080
Speaker 9: Well he knows he is a theater major.

2531
02:04:56,160 --> 02:04:57,560
Speaker 5: Oh wait and everything.

2532
02:04:57,840 --> 02:05:00,360
Speaker 7: I have been around plenty of them, and again, especially

2533
02:05:00,360 --> 02:05:04,160
Speaker 7: in Atlanta, I did comedy based improv plays at Dad's

2534
02:05:04,160 --> 02:05:06,520
Speaker 7: Garage Theater, which is an improv theater, but they also

2535
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:09,560
Speaker 7: do like comedic productions like a Second City would do.

2536
02:05:10,400 --> 02:05:12,880
Speaker 7: And again great people there, love everybody I work with,

2537
02:05:13,040 --> 02:05:16,040
Speaker 7: not trashing anybody I particularly have I've ever done anything

2538
02:05:16,040 --> 02:05:18,720
Speaker 7: with the specific, but in general, that is the kind

2539
02:05:18,720 --> 02:05:20,080
Speaker 7: of knock against improvs.

2540
02:05:20,080 --> 02:05:22,920
Speaker 5: They're all kind of quirky and high energy. Do you

2541
02:05:22,960 --> 02:05:24,680
Speaker 5: guys have a good quirky name for your group? Kind

2542
02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:27,080
Speaker 5: of like bowling leagues, Like everybody's got like the pun

2543
02:05:28,040 --> 02:05:29,200
Speaker 5: no no, no, no, no, nothing like that.

2544
02:05:29,320 --> 02:05:29,640
Speaker 9: What is it?

2545
02:05:29,800 --> 02:05:31,720
Speaker 7: It's not like I'm in a group I'm part of

2546
02:05:31,840 --> 02:05:32,880
Speaker 7: I mean, I am in a group, but it's not

2547
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:36,200
Speaker 7: like I have a troop that goes out and does stuff.

2548
02:05:36,240 --> 02:05:38,120
Speaker 7: I work as like a house team with one of

2549
02:05:38,160 --> 02:05:39,080
Speaker 7: the local theaters.

2550
02:05:39,240 --> 02:05:41,640
Speaker 9: Do you do like Harald's like the long form or

2551
02:05:41,720 --> 02:05:42,240
Speaker 9: this is now?

2552
02:05:42,360 --> 02:05:45,480
Speaker 7: This Gina knows her stuff, I know. So first, once

2553
02:05:45,480 --> 02:05:47,440
Speaker 7: people think of improv, they think of whose line is it?

2554
02:05:47,520 --> 02:05:47,800
Speaker 5: Any way?

2555
02:05:48,000 --> 02:05:48,120
Speaker 1: Right?

2556
02:05:48,200 --> 02:05:50,640
Speaker 7: That's the only like, that's the mainstream thing, and that

2557
02:05:50,800 --> 02:05:52,680
Speaker 7: is what is called short form as opposed to what

2558
02:05:52,720 --> 02:05:55,400
Speaker 7: Gina just long form stuff. So like it's like, hey,

2559
02:05:55,480 --> 02:05:59,120
Speaker 7: give me fifteen people who walk into a job interview

2560
02:05:59,160 --> 02:06:02,280
Speaker 7: and have a bad first line, or you know, you've

2561
02:06:02,320 --> 02:06:05,360
Speaker 7: got to sing a song that starts with these letters games, yeah.

2562
02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:08,800
Speaker 5: Games and stuff. The long form stuff is stuff that's

2563
02:06:08,880 --> 02:06:12,680
Speaker 5: more like you're basically doing a comedic play or comedic

2564
02:06:12,840 --> 02:06:16,560
Speaker 5: sketch live on stage. And Ben Schwartz is the guy

2565
02:06:16,560 --> 02:06:18,760
Speaker 5: I was thinking of. He does this, he's great at it.

2566
02:06:18,880 --> 02:06:20,840
Speaker 7: And if you go on Netflix, you'll see Middleton and

2567
02:06:20,920 --> 02:06:26,800
Speaker 7: Schwartz is ay, Middleton was in Silicon Valley, Middle Ditch,

2568
02:06:26,960 --> 02:06:27,680
Speaker 7: middle Ditch.

2569
02:06:27,560 --> 02:06:29,760
Speaker 5: Thank you. Yes, So they do, and you can see

2570
02:06:29,800 --> 02:06:32,080
Speaker 5: it on Netflix. Middle Ditch and Schwarts. They do long

2571
02:06:32,200 --> 02:06:33,960
Speaker 5: form stuff where you get like a word or a

2572
02:06:34,040 --> 02:06:37,680
Speaker 5: story from the audience and you kind of create twenty

2573
02:06:37,760 --> 02:06:40,960
Speaker 5: five or sometimes even fifty hour long minutes of plays

2574
02:06:41,280 --> 02:06:44,120
Speaker 5: or comedic sketches essentially off of that. That's kind of

2575
02:06:44,160 --> 02:06:45,680
Speaker 5: like the higher level stuff that Gene.

2576
02:06:45,560 --> 02:06:46,120
Speaker 1: Is talking about.

2577
02:06:46,240 --> 02:06:48,000
Speaker 7: So you don't, You're not, no I do that. You

2578
02:06:48,080 --> 02:06:50,640
Speaker 7: do because that's you don't Nobody, very few people do

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Speaker 7: that short form stuff. It's it's even the Tough Watch.

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Speaker 4: So you literally hang around theaters.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I told you, I've been doing this since before

2582
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Speaker 5: I was on the show.

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Speaker 4: And all this trash talking theaters and you go outter,

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Speaker 4: what's up with that?

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Speaker 5: Y'all's not theaters like that?

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Speaker 1: What's up with that?

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Speaker 4: Y'all?

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Speaker 7: Comedy theaters like uhuh brown Lings and Upstright, Upright Citizens Brigade,

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02:07:11,680 --> 02:07:16,040
Speaker 7: which have only produced like everybody on Saturday Night Live,

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Speaker 7: every comedian ever, everybody see in the office, Will Ferrell,

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Speaker 7: Molly's Shannon, like all those people, Chris Farley. That's where

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Speaker 7: these people.

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Speaker 5: Come from, for you, not for the no.

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Speaker 7: One calls, No one calls Will Ferrell for me, because

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Speaker 7: Will Ferrell did wasn't a theater dork. He hung out

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Speaker 7: with at comedy theaters, the same that Paul Rubins and

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Speaker 7: Kristin wigg and all those people that again, Tina Fay,

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Speaker 7: all those people that you see on stage that.

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Speaker 5: They just usually make blanket statements about whole groups of

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Speaker 5: people like that theater, somebody emerges like there's a bunch

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Speaker 5: of kid who play baseball like every once in once

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Speaker 5: in a generation again in Tani that comes out of

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Speaker 5: that or Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell. But but again, what

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Speaker 5: you're thinking about.

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Speaker 7: Is like community theater where like they will play like

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Speaker 7: they're very where it's like Avenue Q or Hadestown or

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Speaker 7: stupid ass Hamilton or whatever.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, comed is the Will Ferrells of the world. Not

2609
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Speaker 5: the billy porters of the world.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there's a.

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Speaker 5: Perfect analogy. So could we do like a wood You

2612
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Speaker 5: show field trip to go see one of your shows?

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Speaker 5: You could, It's not it won't be embarrassing like these open.

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Speaker 1: Embarrassing like this is like enlightning. We're curious, what do

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Speaker 1: you do?

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Speaker 5: You're gonna pack that place? You certainly can. I've been

2617
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Speaker 5: doing it for years, so I'm quite good in polish

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Speaker 5: this guy. Fs. You know something for the rest of us,

2619
02:08:46,600 --> 02:08:54,600
Speaker 5: dog just ripped show back in the bed hangar al

2620
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Speaker 5: do it for a Monday morning. You can catch the

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Speaker 5: full show podcast by going to the Woodieshow dot com

2622
02:09:02,040 --> 02:09:05,040
Speaker 5: or just get up wherever you find your favorite podcast

2623
02:09:05,160 --> 02:09:08,680
Speaker 5: other than Spotify. We're back tomorrow Tuesday, all new show.

2624
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Speaker 5: Anything you got force between now and then, you can

2625
02:09:10,720 --> 02:09:12,600
Speaker 5: leave it on the after hours voicemail. That number is

2626
02:09:12,640 --> 02:09:15,320
Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can also find

2627
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Speaker 5: his follow us on social media at the Woody Show.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I like to keep it nice, short and sweet here

2630
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Speaker 5: on a Monday because quite frankly, it's all the motivation

2631
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Speaker 5: I can give. Yeah, that's all I've got out great

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Speaker 5: Corey partying Words of wisdom please.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, flirting is just competitive wit with better lighting. That's

2634
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Speaker 1: all it is, trying to outwit.

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Speaker 5: Are you a good flirt now? Yeah? Me either way,

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Speaker 5: I'm a terrible flirt, not at all.

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Speaker 4: Really.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's awkward, stupid, Right, I'm pretty good. I'm never

2639
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Speaker 5: really out of loss for words, except in those kind

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Speaker 5: of situations I don't know what to say. Yeah, agreed. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I can have a conversation with anybody, but like when

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Speaker 5: it's a situation where clearly maybe there's something going on there.

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Speaker 9: I was the you can't compliment her and tell a

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Speaker 9: little joke.

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Speaker 5: No, because compliment that would seem cheesy, like you know,

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Speaker 5: exactly right. Yeah, all right, thank you very much. Greg

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Speaker 5: Gory would two hours commercial free all ninety eight seven music.

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Speaker 5: Next up at the Morning Music Marathon with Kristen Lemone.

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Speaker 5: I would thank you so much for giving the show

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Speaker 5: some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we

2651
02:10:21,000 --> 02:10:23,000
Speaker 5: love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you

2652
02:10:23,040 --> 02:10:25,280
Speaker 5: guys can suck it and we'll catch back here on Tuesday.

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Speaker 5: How's that sound. Yeah, have a great day. S MD

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Speaker 5: double M. I quit this bitch,