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Speaker 2: I forgot they sponsored this bit because I don't know
Speaker 2: if you guys have seen this video. It's a weird
Speaker 2: story to lead with because I think it was from
Speaker 2: about like a day and a half ago. But still,
Speaker 2: have you seen the video of Dodgers prospect Kendall George
Speaker 2: getting hurt? No, no, no, you don't have to know
Speaker 2: much about him outside of this. I guess he stole
Speaker 2: one hundred bases last year. He is speed. His speed
Speaker 2: is what he is known for. He's something like twenty one.
Speaker 2: He's he's a prospect. He's apparently a very high end prospect.
Speaker 2: So he crosses home plate minor league baseball game, cross
Speaker 2: his home plate and as he's speeding to the dugout.
Speaker 2: At the last second, there is a I'm not making
Speaker 2: this up, a bat dog, right, A dog that's minor
Speaker 2: league baseball, a dog that is trained to go like
Speaker 2: get the bat.
Speaker 3: Does that have wings?
Speaker 2: Nope, not that kind of a bad dog. At the
Speaker 2: last second, he sees it and tries to jump out
Speaker 2: of the way of the bat dog, and when he lands,
Speaker 2: they thought he tore his a CEO. So he immediately
Speaker 2: starts limping and he's so pissed. He's like you can
Speaker 2: see it, and he's he's just steaming. So they thought
Speaker 2: he tore something. Now they're convinced that he injured it
Speaker 2: but may have avoided ligament damage. So now people are like,
Speaker 2: is it over for bat Doog? Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 3: It's like you got you got you, they're gonna put
Speaker 3: him down.
Speaker 2: You get a guy. You got a guy who is
Speaker 2: the future, relies on speed, and you may have cost
Speaker 2: him his career. That is a dog that's like.
Speaker 3: That's the beginning of a movie where the guy does that,
Speaker 3: and then the rest of the movies about him finding
Speaker 3: love in Christmas Town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also like him and him and bat
Speaker 2: dog going in adventure across the country, like what it
Speaker 2: was the Journey of Natty Gan or something? Was that?
Speaker 2: Is that what it was called?
Speaker 3: Again, yeah, I think you're making that up.
Speaker 2: Patton Oswald's wife.
Speaker 3: What she wrote the book about Sarah Killer, remember.
Speaker 2: No, that was the one who died.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Current of Natty ganm is a nineteen eighty
Speaker 4: five film with what in the sweet hell the.
Speaker 2: Current wife was? His current wife was the star of
Speaker 2: that movie, Megan Meredith Sallenger Sallenger exactly. No, McNamara is
Speaker 2: the one that died. She was the the investigative journalist.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this one, Meredith Salleinger Meredith, right, Yeah, she
Speaker 2: was the star of The Avenger of the Journey of
Speaker 2: Natty Gan. And now that's Patton Oswald's current wife. I
Speaker 2: love the hell why we were talking about that movie
Speaker 2: growing up. Anyway, My point is maybe maybe this is
Speaker 2: the start of a movie where it's some kind of
Speaker 2: cross country journey that I think the word journeys with
Speaker 2: got to Natty again.
Speaker 5: Sure, maybe it's like Rookie of the Year and his
Speaker 5: knee becomes like this.
Speaker 2: Like super and now he's the Flash and now he's
Speaker 2: the Flash and bat Doog is a hero, not a villain,
Speaker 2: don't put right. It's a very like innocent video. He
Speaker 2: just jumps out of the way because he sees the
Speaker 2: dog at the last second and then just lands awkwardly,
Speaker 2: doesn't trip over the dog, just jumps out of the
Speaker 2: way of the dog.
Speaker 3: I like your pitches here, I'm gonna give you mine,
Speaker 3: tears his knee in every possible way, becomes a terrible
Speaker 3: living on the streets like somebody going and they grew
Speaker 3: up with him, meets him, says, oh my god, dude, Natty,
Speaker 3: you're better than this. And they get them to rehab,
Speaker 3: and in rehab they say, you need a dog that's
Speaker 3: going to help you. He's like, okay. So he goes
Speaker 3: to the shelter and there's only one damn dog there,
Speaker 3: and it's that damn dog that he found that he
Speaker 3: had to move right, And so he says, I'll take
Speaker 3: that dog and they go on a journey together and
Speaker 3: he drowns that dog in a river.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The twist is you think he's going
Speaker 2: to find some respect in love for a dog that
Speaker 2: was about to get put down. That's the twist. But
Speaker 2: the twist is that he just wants to murder it.
Speaker 2: In the most violent way possible. So he feels like
Speaker 2: he took that dog's life? Is that the Natty gan?
Speaker 3: Do you want to buy my story?
Speaker 2: Five bucks? So you really want to buy the rights
Speaker 2: to that story for five dollars? Chris? I would take it.
Speaker 2: I just take it. I would take it.
Speaker 3: I just did.
Speaker 2: Hang on. I didn't know we could pitch you movie
Speaker 2: ideas that you would buy. Are you a movie producer? Now?
Speaker 2: He was going to be an art collector? I have
Speaker 2: a new game maker. Oh, what's a new gig. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to say I'll get made fun of. That
Speaker 2: is not something we would do.
Speaker 4: Tell us, what have we ever made fun of your ideas? Sure,
Speaker 4: we make fun of you, but one if I had
Speaker 4: an idea, that's true exactly. So we've had zero opportunities
Speaker 4: to uh, here, here's my five bucks for a movie?
Speaker 4: Can I have I need for the casino?
Speaker 2: What's your idea? I don't want to I'll get made
Speaker 2: fun of. I don't think we're gonna do that. I
Speaker 2: think we'll respect little respect. We'll respect just a little
Speaker 2: respect for me.
Speaker 5: As long as you pronounce every word right, We're not
Speaker 5: going to make fun of you.
Speaker 2: What's an easy word to say. I think it's two words.
Speaker 2: Your pitch is only two words. No, what I grand ideas,
Speaker 2: only a grand idea.
Speaker 4: It's just something I think I want to do with
Speaker 4: the rest of my life. Not with the rest of
Speaker 4: my life.
Speaker 2: But male prostitution. No, only fans, No, No, I would.
Speaker 5: Pay for that to feed picks like that, feed picks.
Speaker 3: Hold sign at top ramp.
Speaker 4: If that's like eight words, I don't want to say
Speaker 4: because I don't want to be made fun of.
Speaker 2: Brush teeth, no brush, but golf instruct No one wants that.
Speaker 2: I have an idea.
Speaker 4: My idea is so you know, like everybody is like,
Speaker 4: you should have a backup plan. I don't have a
Speaker 4: backup plan. So when when this horse ride ends, it's
Speaker 4: over for me. I got no no ambition, no plan.
Speaker 4: But I think I'm going to try and get into
Speaker 4: real estate. I think i'd make a pretty good real
Speaker 4: litter that I know.
Speaker 2: People just the worst. You're talking residential or commercial. Don't
Speaker 2: know what that is.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a bad start, but I think i'd be
Speaker 3: good at it.
Speaker 4: I haven't done any research into it. I just think
Speaker 4: that might be my new path because I'm going to
Speaker 4: get fired from here. Everybody does.
Speaker 2: Okay, can we can we roll play? I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 5: Can you be my realtor and can you take me
Speaker 5: through a house? Yes, sir, okay we pull up to
Speaker 5: the driveway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, sorry, I'm twenty five minutes late.
Speaker 5: I'm not even gonna ask where you are that you're
Speaker 5: closing another deal. I'm never because you're always. I trust you.
Speaker 2: Sor it was Crows closing deals. Yes, I know you
Speaker 2: are cross. I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't wait for you to show me this home
Speaker 5: and close this deal. Yes, sir, I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 5: Thanks for meeting me, mister Leebert. Yes, always good to
Speaker 5: see you.
Speaker 2: Thanks. Sorry, I had to get a ride here from
Speaker 2: my dad. Okay, what do I need to know about
Speaker 2: this home? You're gorgeous on the outside. Curb appeals, the
Speaker 2: curb peel you need. It's in a good school area.
Speaker 4: I know you don't need much of that anymore, but
Speaker 4: I'm pretending that you're moving today. Sure, it's in a
Speaker 4: great area, great tax area for you. Your neighbors are
Speaker 4: lovely and uh, let's go inside and meet the house.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'd love to meet the house. The house.
Speaker 4: When was the house born? The house was born. It's
Speaker 4: a new build twenty twenty five, so roughly new. It's
Speaker 4: about a year and a half old. Oh so basically turnkey. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's turnkey. It's ready to go. There's a pool in
Speaker 4: the backyard, very low maintenance pool. It's a natural pool.
Speaker 2: Are there any contingencies? There are no contingencies. What does
Speaker 2: that mean? A contingency would be.
Speaker 4: Like if the person buying it had to sell their
Speaker 4: home before you could move in.
Speaker 3: Quick question? Are you and Corey buying this us together?
Speaker 2: B yeah, Cory yees? Cory yeah, Cory, yes, buy it.
Speaker 2: I just want to meet it. Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: Are there any house any disclosures that I need to
Speaker 5: know about?
Speaker 2: There is a small thing.
Speaker 4: There are a couple of swings in the basement that
Speaker 4: are bolted into the basement that can be removed, but
Speaker 4: we can worry about that later or if you want
Speaker 4: to put them into the uh the say mm hmm
Speaker 4: log yep, you can keep sail log Yeah. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: already getting a text from my guy. He said he'd
Speaker 4: hire me.
Speaker 2: You're in. Don't please don't say this person's name. No, oh,
Speaker 2: don't and I don't want their business to be destroyed.
Speaker 2: Just don't don't say who's even remotely interested? That's not good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that you hawks here, you want to make
Speaker 3: an offer?
Speaker 5: Ben, so far, I feel like I'm going to sign
Speaker 5: on the dotted line right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't even know how many bedrooms, bathrooms square footage.
Speaker 2: Five bedrooms square footage? Four bedrooms online? Yeah, well I
Speaker 2: made a new one square footage.
Speaker 4: Square footage is the footage of the home that does
Speaker 4: not include the garage.
Speaker 2: But what is that? But I don't understand what a
Speaker 2: square foot is? What is that?
Speaker 4: Well, sir, I'm speaking with mister Lieber. Now you're gonna
Speaker 4: have to email my assistant.
Speaker 2: But you know what, you know what square foot is, right,
Speaker 2: you're a realtor. But yeah, it's three times three square feet?
Speaker 2: You respect him? Sorry?
Speaker 4: I wait, how do you know he's the wife of
Speaker 4: this Look at him.
Speaker 2: I don't know what we're not taking.
Speaker 4: I know how how much square footage is in this home,
Speaker 4: but I don't what does it mean? What does it mean?
Speaker 4: It means the one square foot? Isn't that three by three?
Speaker 2: Three? Three? What? Three? What by what isn't that three
Speaker 2: feet by three feet here, Dad, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Hey, your wife sucks, man, get she puts out that's
Speaker 4: all I have around.
Speaker 2: You can tell that's why he walks. Can you explain
Speaker 2: to my husband over here? What escrow is?
Speaker 4: Escrow is money that I will need to know you're
Speaker 4: serious about this house. So if you but that's what
Speaker 4: you do, you put you put money in escrow so
Speaker 4: that the buyer, my my other client, because.
Speaker 3: He's ash offer, then ask him if to house is haunted?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are there any spirits here that I should know about?
Speaker 2: My good? Now I have to disclose that I already
Speaker 2: asked for disclosures.
Speaker 5: Why are you withholding disclosures when I asked for.
Speaker 4: I'm not I was gonna wait till the end. There
Speaker 4: are ghosts in this home. They bang in the hallways
Speaker 4: on Tuesday afternoons.
Speaker 2: So there's more than one. There's two of them. There's
Speaker 2: two of them. Yeah, And what's their story? What's their history?
Speaker 2: It's Robin Williams and Nathan Lane from the Brick Cage. Oh,
Speaker 2: Nathan Lane still alive? And how the Lane? There is
Speaker 2: a Nathan Lane in Plymouth by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I know that right. Actually, yeah, road. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 3: I'm impressed.
Speaker 2: How many acres is this house on? One and a half?
Speaker 2: Is that three feet by three feet? Yes, sir? Your
Speaker 2: wife to her to go back in the car. And
Speaker 2: what's the likelihood of me?
Speaker 5: What's the likelihood of me being the driveway club with
Speaker 5: this new home?
Speaker 2: Zero? Zero? Oh? Yes? Wow? How many?
Speaker 5: How many cars can I fit in this garage here?
Speaker 2: Well? You could? What three? You can fit three?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: Ask him if there are any busty neighbors.
Speaker 5: You said the neighbors were lovely.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 5: Do you have any details on the neighbors themselves, particularly
Speaker 5: the girls?
Speaker 2: The women?
Speaker 6: Do they have big boobs? Have two wives? Is that freaking?
Speaker 6: Don't worry about him. I'm a love lawyers the mean
Speaker 6: as a lawyer too. I have an advisor and I
Speaker 6: have a lawyer. That's my lawyer speaking.
Speaker 4: It's a very all ladies neighborhood. You would be the
Speaker 4: first man to move on.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They do beach beach volleyball Saturdays and Sundays.
Speaker 2: Thank god, not Tuesday afternoons. That's when they got Yeah.
Speaker 2: What what's the difference between.
Speaker 4: A title and a deed? A title is something that
Speaker 4: you would get. A deed it's when you own the home.
Speaker 2: The title you get titles, Yeah, you get it, Well,
Speaker 2: you get it when you get a deed.
Speaker 4: No, when you when you finally buy the home. Indeed,
Speaker 4: that ghost over there is weird. Yeah, keep quizzing me
Speaker 4: as a Minnesota sports fan. What's the title?
Speaker 2: Well said, who's this guy? How lovers of Ben? You
Speaker 2: can sell big enough? Ben is a husband. Now he's
Speaker 2: now moving.
Speaker 3: Into the neighbors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's peeking over the hedges.
Speaker 3: You what man should.
Speaker 2: Oh it's hard sauce. Yes, sir, this is a dangerous question.
Speaker 2: What do you believe one of your biggest flaws is mine?
Speaker 2: My patience, my lack of patience close, yep, what else?
Speaker 2: My lack of air? Attention to detail, attention to attention
Speaker 2: to detail. Do you believe the job of you know,
Speaker 2: buying and selling houses is something that you would probably
Speaker 2: have to really really pay attention to the details, especially
Speaker 2: when it comes to closing deals and making sure everything's
Speaker 2: lined up. Probably, yeah, you know what, don't rain up?
Speaker 2: So too? Yeah, but Mike, I think so too. I
Speaker 2: think there would be a lot of attention, I think,
Speaker 2: but yeah, there is a lot.
Speaker 4: But I think like my charm and I you know,
Speaker 4: we can laugh our way through me screwing up on
Speaker 4: a lot of the documents.
Speaker 3: Laughing about Yeah, I heard to laugh about you selling
Speaker 3: the same house to three people. He's kind of dream though, guys.
Speaker 3: He dreams of selling sexually haunted houses.
Speaker 2: And when we screw up, I'll just say that was
Speaker 2: a test. You failed reprint the document. Do you think
Speaker 2: the law is going to be okay with that? My
Speaker 2: dad mighty theme? Am I start selling home? So he'll
Speaker 2: help me out getting Yeah, it's all right. You can't
Speaker 2: just scream rosy when something goes wrong. I can't be
Speaker 2: the only one that is listening. That is floor that
Speaker 2: Sauce thinks his square foot is three feet by three feet.
Speaker 2: I don't know feet. You're right, he said, you're right,
Speaker 2: He said, three by three? What is it? What do
Speaker 2: you think it is? Relax? I just can't believe that
Speaker 2: you guessed three by three?
Speaker 4: Well, a square foot sure sounds like four because it's
Speaker 4: a square, four sides to a square.
Speaker 2: The educational system in this country is in an absolute embarrassment.
Speaker 3: How are the schools near to this house?
Speaker 2: My god, like four so far? Sorry? How many square
Speaker 2: feet does this place have? Four.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I spared yours scirl money and went to t
Speaker 4: I but hey, that was a test.
Speaker 2: I failed. We'll move on. I get to see like
Speaker 2: somebody going, did our really just say three feet by
Speaker 2: three feet? Kids? Charming though? Yeah, soul really charming. He's funny,
Speaker 2: can't do math, can shake a hand like it's nobody's business, though,
Speaker 2: He's a charming individual. Up for that check at the
Speaker 2: end of it. Three by three, support your dream, Thank
Speaker 2: you for the big laugh.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine, though, somebody do the math on the
Speaker 5: square footage of hits three feet by three feet.
Speaker 2: Nine instead of just oh boy, was it nine?
Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying no, I'm saying, in your in
Speaker 5: your scenario.
Speaker 4: I do know this because I've run into this problem before.
Speaker 4: Square footage of a home does not include the square
Speaker 4: footage of the garage.
Speaker 2: That's great, I'm glad. I'm glad that you ware do
Speaker 2: you go? Yeah, you passed.
Speaker 1: I just love the idea of being like three hours
Speaker 1: into paperwork with Sauce and he screwed something up and
Speaker 1: then everybody just having a big laugh about it.
Speaker 2: Sauce, Sauce, imagine a square and yes, you are correct.
Speaker 2: Four sides. What do you believe the length of each
Speaker 2: side of that square is in a square foot? One foot?
Speaker 2: We got there, ben, Oh look at them? So okay,
Speaker 2: just stop now. Three by three that's the title of
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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have a
Speaker 2: big announcement tomorrow. Oh oh okay, what is it? Uh?
Speaker 2: Stuff to come?
Speaker 3: You know down the road you're moving into real estate.
Speaker 2: I already got an offer, did you really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: On on the home you were trying to sell.
Speaker 4: Uh, they try to hire person would give me a job?
Speaker 3: Well, I think you should take it.
Speaker 2: Well, when I get fired, probably the next six months,
Speaker 2: I'll do it. That's a great point. Why was I
Speaker 2: so down on him trying to You should have built
Speaker 2: him up? You missed me? Yeah, well tonight at Treasure Island.
Speaker 3: Hey ban?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Point.
Speaker 3: Remember I played the song for you on the bus
Speaker 3: a million years ago. It comes out finally tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, excite excite?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, where can I find it tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Everywhere? Anywhere, everywhere and everywhere. Yep, yep, excite excite.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so proud of you, man.
Speaker 3: I'm excited. I'm excited about this too. It is time
Speaker 3: for us to uh do headlines.
Speaker 2: Now, it's time for headlines. All right, This one brought
Speaker 2: to you by All Around. By the way, thanks to
Speaker 2: all around, all around around. Before we look this up,
Speaker 2: let's try to guess what we think this is. I
Speaker 2: think I know because if it's as surfacey as it sounds,
Speaker 2: it sounds like a euphemism, but it's not. But apparently
Speaker 2: a new trend is man cereal man cereal? What does
Speaker 2: that mean? Before we look it up, I haven't looked
Speaker 2: it up yet. I'm going to assume it's like cereal
Speaker 2: that's specifically like maybe protein, yeah, like creatine and protein,
Speaker 2: like stuff that like dudes would need, maybe even slightly
Speaker 2: more than an average female. Right, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying you're putting testosterone in cereal. I don't need
Speaker 2: you know, Captain crunch all bricked up, but you know
Speaker 2: it just comes down but you can't. Yeah, yeah, just
Speaker 2: like a rock. Are we going to guess that that's
Speaker 2: that's what this is? Though? Is that cereal that is
Speaker 2: nutritionally catered towards men? I guess all right, somebody look
Speaker 2: it up. Let's see what else could it be if
Speaker 2: it's something gross? And what am I doing here? Should
Speaker 2: I look at Urban Dictionary to see what man cereal?
Speaker 2: Is that? Um? Man cereal? Yeah? Protein? Okay, yeah, high
Speaker 2: protein cereal with creatine.
Speaker 4: Sorry we nailed asking for Tommy. Yeah, just called They
Speaker 4: just named it man cereal.
Speaker 2: Well right on the right on the box, by the way,
Speaker 2: it just says man cereal creating high protein keto zero sugar.
Speaker 3: Right where Now.
Speaker 2: I looked up the Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 5: That's a little different, and you're in anything that you
Speaker 5: can suggest M two men.
Speaker 2: Never mind, all right, enough, you try it six boxes
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 4: Let's say you bought a six pack of it, which
Speaker 4: I guess would be six boxes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're trying to get a six pack.
Speaker 4: How much do you think it would cost? M thirty
Speaker 4: five dollars a one time purchase eighty seven dollars for
Speaker 4: six packs of it? And this would be something ben
Speaker 4: you would probably eat. No, it wouldn't about the maltimeal version.
Speaker 4: I don't do much cereal. I love Cereal.
Speaker 3: I do love me some cereal, but I can anymore.
Speaker 2: It's just yeah, I love cereal.
Speaker 3: Like even like pop tarts have have protein.
Speaker 2: Polls, man, pop tarts are the best best. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: are good brown sugar.
Speaker 3: But I always say to myself, it makes it so good.
Speaker 3: Think you make sugar when I have the protein? Uh,
Speaker 3: pop tarts? I wonder to myself how much proteins in this?
Speaker 3: For real?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean taste the same.
Speaker 5: Though, And again, where's the sourcing of the Where's what's
Speaker 5: the source of the protein they have?
Speaker 2: Man tarts?
Speaker 5: Whoa's yeah, a new topic, sa, says man tots.
Speaker 2: Well, you can find yourself a new real estate agent.
Speaker 2: It's fine, already bought the house. I don't need a
Speaker 2: new house for a while.
Speaker 3: We're all gathering on Tuesday.
Speaker 5: You did such a good job selling me that first house, ma'am.
Speaker 2: Zach the internet suggesting that if you want a man
Speaker 2: pop tart just to eat a twinkie. Uh, this one
Speaker 2: is nuts. I don't know if this is guessable, but
Speaker 2: I want you to try. Police arrested a man in
Speaker 2: Connecticut on d u I and drug charges. Hear him
Speaker 2: out during the traffic stop. Man, I get I don't
Speaker 2: think this is gussable, but I always like doing this
Speaker 2: just to see how close you guys get and see
Speaker 2: how long it takes you to get there. During the
Speaker 2: traffic stop, they found a homemade blank. Again, let's just
Speaker 2: start with I just said, I don't think this is guessable.
Speaker 2: So if you say, like you know, sex doll, sure, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's kind of odd. Mark Hamlin's mom, No, nothing to
Speaker 2: do with Mark Hamill. This is twenty twenty six, and
Speaker 2: he had a homemade blank in his car during a
Speaker 2: traffic stab.
Speaker 4: A queasant art he printed toilet not bad, not bad,
Speaker 4: because that makes no sense.
Speaker 2: That's a good guess. It would make no sense to
Speaker 2: have a homemade toilet. Yeah, but it's even more obscure
Speaker 2: than that. Though. Let me get let me this is
Speaker 2: the one hint that I'll give you. It doesn't make
Speaker 2: any sense for twenty twenty six. It's just this is
Speaker 2: a typewriter, DVD player, go further back, teletype machine, telegraph, Uh,
Speaker 2: nothing to do with communication, a loom like the bird.
Speaker 5: He had a cotton gin No uh, pirate ship, pirate
Speaker 5: ship actually hand on Actually you know what?
Speaker 2: That is the closest guess yet pirates ship.
Speaker 1: Oh, a sword, a hook, captain captain head leg bandana.
Speaker 2: You keep going, You guys are surprisingly close cross clock
Speaker 2: in its mouth. The Lost Boys a wench. Stay on
Speaker 2: the ship though, keep going? Uh the thing you walk?
Speaker 2: People are screaming at their radios. Cannon. Ben got it?
Speaker 2: He had a homemade cannon in his car. Why not
Speaker 2: if you can make it? What what cannon? Yeah? Sounds
Speaker 2: super fun. It's like a potato gun. I want to
Speaker 2: know what that looks like a cannon? Well, we can
Speaker 2: look it up, you know. I wonder I wonder if
Speaker 2: it is a potato gun esque technology, because it's like
Speaker 2: hype that he had. But did he actually have a
Speaker 2: quote cannon ball that was he going to actually shoot
Speaker 2: something that was the modern equivalent. It's what Ben says.
Speaker 2: It looks exactly like a potato gun, but what was
Speaker 2: he going to fire out of it? They also found
Speaker 2: drug paraphernalia.
Speaker 5: You guys, ever shot a potato gun? I had, folks,
Speaker 5: super fun.
Speaker 2: I used to shoot it at my friend Ben Post's house.
Speaker 2: Ben had one, and we shoot it into the lake
Speaker 2: because his part of the lake did not have almost
Speaker 2: anybody on it. Almost every shoot it in the middle
Speaker 2: of the lake. We weren't super fun. We weren't super smart.
Speaker 5: Growing up in high school, we were shooting it in
Speaker 5: the middle of the town, like right in the parking lot.
Speaker 5: And one of my buddies was trying to hit a
Speaker 5: company's sign that was like two blocks of way.
Speaker 2: Damn near got it too. Potato guns are fun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're sweet, Yeah, super fun. We should make one. Don't
Speaker 2: drive around high and I'm drunk. A woman in Delaware
Speaker 2: just renewed her driver's license. Her name is Susan Young Brown.
Speaker 2: She exercises regularly. She maintains a daily routine, tries to
Speaker 2: stay as healthy as possible. She just got a driver's license,
Speaker 2: but she's in the news four How old is she? Seventeens?
Speaker 4: One hundred sixty nine.
Speaker 2: I guess in Delaware, when you renew your license, that
Speaker 2: license renews for seven years. So now she can drive
Speaker 2: until she's one hundred and fifteen. Oh, because she's on
Speaker 2: eight Wow, pull your hands up.
Speaker 4: The lady in Delaware who just got her license? Would
Speaker 4: hawk susan young brown? Ye?
Speaker 2: Onder, ask a question?
Speaker 3: Can she drive a stick?
Speaker 2: Your MIC's on?
Speaker 3: That's a good question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a good question. I don't care if
Speaker 2: she's the best one hundred and eight year old driver
Speaker 2: of all time. She has no business on the road.
Speaker 2: You're not zero, you're not wrong. Get her off the
Speaker 2: road her self driving car.
Speaker 5: You'll be really hot if you're driving down the road.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2: And you see this gal.
Speaker 5: You see this guy from Delaware just eighteen wheelers CDL
Speaker 5: license at one hundred and eight years old.
Speaker 2: God, that be hot. And it's like ninety degrees out.
Speaker 2: So she's rocking like a tank top and a.
Speaker 5: Tank top yeah, yep, is blown in the wear full
Speaker 5: of tattoos.
Speaker 3: And by the way, she thinks she's in Delaware, but
Speaker 3: she's insane Louis Park.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no matter, No, you're right, don't matter, no matter.
Speaker 3: She took a wrong turn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, days ago, I mean no Delaware?
Speaker 2: Great, Hi, Hi, I mean Delaware. Somebody fact check this.
Speaker 3: Nah.
Speaker 2: Apparently, when Caesar's Palace first opened in Las Vegas in
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty six, cocktail waitresses at Caesar's Palace wore Greco
Speaker 2: Roman wigs like the wrestlers, and they would greet their
Speaker 2: guests by saying, welcome to Caesar's Palace. I am your slave. Jesus. Wow,
Speaker 2: somebody fact check that. No, thanks, I'm not typing that
Speaker 2: into the Internet. That computer scene multiple posts. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean it's on their Wikipedia page. That's insane. That's nineteen
Speaker 2: sixty six, not nineteen crazy eighty six. What were they doing? Wait?
Speaker 2: What are they not doing? Get you got to see
Speaker 2: a problem with that. Nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the way I have to greet my bosses
Speaker 3: when they call me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way he greases or greases when we
Speaker 2: get you're gonna be selling my house? I don't think so.
Speaker 5: When we get done with the show and I lock
Speaker 5: down to Abbot's office, that's what I have to say
Speaker 5: to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to pull a shift a little bit later.
Speaker 3: Today I'm answering the phone, sert decas I have to
Speaker 3: answer I a radio. I'm your slave.
Speaker 2: You're you're eating some man cereal later. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I have to do it. If you don't, if Dad
Speaker 2: tells you to do it, you're gonna do it to
Speaker 2: shovel that man cereal in. Think if you think of
Speaker 2: you just tuned in right now and you have no
Speaker 2: idea what we're hear ads in a week of Tommy
Speaker 2: doing Man's Cereal one hundred percent uh, one of the
Speaker 2: one of the box office hits the last couple of years.
Speaker 2: Man that I'm sure mister Z's thrilled about. Obsession. Yeah,
Speaker 2: cost seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars to make, according
Speaker 2: to the story, over sixty eight million in the last
Speaker 2: two weeks in theaters. It's just pretty money. And people
Speaker 2: say it's very good. But yeah, ridiculously low film. Yeah,
Speaker 2: low budget, and it's going through the roof. And that director.
Speaker 5: You guys talk about the director, have you guys talked
Speaker 5: about him before?
Speaker 2: Don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think if I have the story right again,
Speaker 5: don't fact check me because we don't do anymore.
Speaker 2: I think that he was.
Speaker 5: Doing YouTube films and shorts like less than two years ago.
Speaker 2: Wow. He was just like a kid that just.
Speaker 5: Had a passion for filmmaking and he figured it out
Speaker 5: and he figured it out, and then he made this
Speaker 5: movie on his own and then a company saw it.
Speaker 5: I think he maybe won something somewhere and then then
Speaker 5: it got distribution from a big, big agency or a
Speaker 5: big production company. But yeah, he's like super young. This
Speaker 5: is making stuff on his own and now he's a
Speaker 5: big star.
Speaker 2: Anybody Again, I'm not a huge horror movie fan. That's
Speaker 2: why again, I'm even confused by my own loves this
Speaker 2: new show Widow's Bay because it's so good. Although I'll
Speaker 2: bring something up in a second that I thought was
Speaker 2: interesting because there were two episodes out yesterday. Anybody know
Speaker 2: the horror angle of this? What's the plot?
Speaker 3: I just read it if you want to know, all sure,
Speaker 3: So this guy is in love with his childhood friend
Speaker 3: and he wants her to be in love with him,
Speaker 3: so he gets a supernatural toy and makes a wish
Speaker 3: that she'd be in love with him, and she becomes obsesseded.
Speaker 2: Got it? So it's the whole don't. Yeah, right, it's
Speaker 2: like a it's like what was the movie Dazzled? But yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: You don't always get exactly what you wish. What the hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my favorite scene in one of any movie.
Speaker 3: I love it when he's a seven foot three basketball
Speaker 3: player and he looks down and he has no Johnson.
Speaker 3: It's the greatest film in film history.
Speaker 4: This young man, Curry Baker Barker Barker yep is doing
Speaker 4: the newest Texas chainsaw mass Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, So no, that's cool.
Speaker 2: I might go see this.
Speaker 5: Did you guys want to hear something really fascinating?
Speaker 2: I love it. Heard yesterday first time in three hours. Continue,
Speaker 2: let's do let's do this.
Speaker 5: So, do you guys know the origination behind a voodoo doll?
Speaker 5: You know, I don't think so a voodoo doll? What
Speaker 5: we think is as a voodoo doll. Right now, go
Speaker 5: down to Nollins right now, and you and buy them
Speaker 5: all over Bourbon Street, right They're kind of fun to have.
Speaker 5: Right back in the day, the voodoo doll was not
Speaker 5: necessarily a voodoo doll. So the underprivileged in poor people,
Speaker 5: way way back in the day, when they went to
Speaker 5: the doctor. They didn't have any form of record keeping,
Speaker 5: so they would make mockups of what Corey you would
Speaker 5: look like, or sauce what you would look like.
Speaker 2: And if you came in.
Speaker 5: And say like, I've got a headache today and they're like, okay, cool,
Speaker 5: they would put a little pin in your head and
Speaker 5: say like, okay, the last time you're here, you came
Speaker 5: in because you had a headache or something was wrong
Speaker 5: with your head. They'd put that voodoo doll on the shelf.
Speaker 5: They would treat you for whatever your ailment was here,
Speaker 5: drink this elixir, do this, that and the other. If
Speaker 5: you came back a couple of weeks later and say, oh, well,
Speaker 5: what was the issue the last time I saw you?
Speaker 5: Instead of trying to remember everybody all the patient stuff,
Speaker 5: they just pull your voodoo doll your off the.
Speaker 2: Shelf and say like, oh, the last time you were
Speaker 2: here you had a head issue. What was that? Did
Speaker 2: you resolve it? Cool? Great?
Speaker 5: Now my bum hurts cool and let me put a
Speaker 5: pin in your bum, and then they would treat your
Speaker 5: bum and put you back on the show.
Speaker 2: A voodoo doll is the original, my charge, that's really correct.
Speaker 3: What a cool thing.
Speaker 2: Wow, I did not know that. Well. Can you imagine
Speaker 2: the size of the head of sauceage voodoo doll? Massive?
Speaker 4: Yeah, can you imagine how many pins Hockey's voodoo doll
Speaker 4: would happen? It's crotched as the omens eight times crowned.
Speaker 2: It's like upside down, hell razor, what is it now?
Speaker 2: With your head and flip it upside down? I was
Speaker 2: in a band in the eighties.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, boy, can't even put it on the shelf
Speaker 5: because it doesn't sit them.
Speaker 2: That's bottom heavy, Chris said on a porcupine. So Widow's
Speaker 2: bab We talk about this all the time with shows
Speaker 2: that like everyone loves it, man, dude, it's so freaking good.
Speaker 2: And again here's more proof. Again, I don't like horror movies.
Speaker 2: I don't like scary stuff. The supernatural stuff I roll
Speaker 2: all the time, right we I've said this with The
Speaker 2: Boys and other shows, like when the show is so
Speaker 2: good or it's cool or it's smart, you can you
Speaker 2: can let yourself go all right, So much of this
Speaker 2: is so good that I can like suspend disbelief because
Speaker 2: I trust the people that are making the show. It's
Speaker 2: not stupid. They do something in episode seven that a
Speaker 2: lesser show, i'd be like, I'm out, this is so dumb.
Speaker 2: This is so dumb. And even there was a part
Speaker 2: of me during episode seven that I watched yesterday and
Speaker 2: I'm like, are they really gonna do this? And then
Speaker 2: they do it and I'm like I'm gonna hate this,
Speaker 2: and you liked it, and then fifteen minutes later, I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is still pretty compelling. I should hate Why don't
Speaker 2: I hate this? It's so good. It's so freaking good.
Speaker 3: The mayor of a New England town is so good
Speaker 3: to turn it into the next tourist hotspot despite local
Speaker 3: warnings that it's cursed. It can't believe you even watch
Speaker 3: the show?
Speaker 2: Yeah, same, because there again, it's like mister Z talks
Speaker 2: about with rotten tomatoes. There are a couple of people
Speaker 2: online who I trust their opinion. They were like, this
Speaker 2: show is freaking awesome, and I'm like, really, you know,
Speaker 2: I love Matt Reese so much from the Americans, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it a chance.
Speaker 3: So glad incredibly odd career is Stephen.
Speaker 2: Root Yep, and he's awesome in this show. Awesome Stephen.
Speaker 2: I look at the face type in Steve r o
Speaker 2: O T.
Speaker 3: And you'll know because radio.
Speaker 2: A million different things. Yeah, yeah, he's great.
Speaker 3: Different and it's a different role in everything, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like it's weird.
Speaker 2: Like so he's his role in this one is he's
Speaker 2: the one that's screaming at Matt Reese like this island
Speaker 2: is cursed, We're all gonna die, Like you're gonna screw
Speaker 2: this up, that guy. And at first Matt Reese is
Speaker 2: in denial, like what you're talking about there's no ghosts,
Speaker 2: we're not cursed and this and and Stephen Rood is
Speaker 2: screaming at him like you're gonna blow this whole thing.
Speaker 2: You're a loser, you're a disaster, You're not a good leader.
Speaker 2: It's man, it's one of the best shows in the
Speaker 2: last couple of years.
Speaker 5: It's hard not to see him asking for his stapler.
Speaker 2: I know. Oh yeah, that's it, yeah, right right right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And if you guys watch it when you get to
Speaker 2: episode seven, you're going to see the moment where you're
Speaker 2: like where you would think I normally would jump off
Speaker 2: the ship. No pun intended in this episode, but it
Speaker 2: normally I would have and I did hesitate to roll
Speaker 2: my eyes. I'm like, oh boy, this is this is
Speaker 2: the point of no return. This either works or it's over.
Speaker 2: And it worked. Wow, I'm gonna have to watch really
Speaker 2: good because you don't like scary stuff though either I
Speaker 2: do not know from episode one. Yeah, okay, good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The only thing about episode one is it's a little
Speaker 2: bit it's almost like Parks and Wreck. They start off
Speaker 2: very like they're going for really dry humor as the
Speaker 2: tension kind of builds, and then by the end of
Speaker 2: episode one, you're like, oh man, what is going on
Speaker 2: in this freaking town? So it's a like a forty
Speaker 2: five minute episode, and by the end of episode one
Speaker 2: it starts to unravel where the island is is pretty aft. Man,
Speaker 2: it's really really well done. I'm down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you haven't started a rooster yet, watch it, Ben,
Speaker 3: You'll love it. And that anybody watch My Mom Jane yet?
Speaker 2: No, not yet? Son of a Bitch?
Speaker 3: Is it could great docu My New Neighbor about Jane Mansfield.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's dude, trust me, I know what I just said.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you wouldn't be interested in It's a top
Speaker 3: five documentary I've ever seen. Riska hardiga yesterday so great
Speaker 3: and it's so incredibly interesting? Can I can I take
Speaker 3: over a thing? M hmm, somebody sent me this article.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Talk about a dream job. This AI
Speaker 3: startup will pay you two thousand dollars a month to
Speaker 3: test its intimacy feature. Joy Joi, which offers a large
Speaker 3: catalog of chatbots, many of them scantily clad women, is
Speaker 3: testing a daily guided retrosion feature. Sure, and they're asking
Speaker 3: people to try it guided guided. Let me find out.
Speaker 2: A subscription? Well played, Chris, Yes, Chris, I'll just google
Speaker 2: it quickly and look up what that means.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be great if fighting and use it as
Speaker 3: a write off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris Hockey here, how many times did you write
Speaker 2: off yesterday?
Speaker 3: A company that offers sexy chat pots uh is hiring
Speaker 3: what they're calling consultants to help it develop a self
Speaker 3: pleasuring feature. The job post comes from j o I,
Speaker 3: which hosts a large catalog many of these can Last
Speaker 3: week they started announced it's recruiting ten Only ten people.
Speaker 3: You get paid two thousand dollars a month four week
Speaker 3: well being study goals to help the startup test aid
Speaker 3: doing feature and document the effects on stress, sleeping mood.
Speaker 3: So they're going to have you and see how it
Speaker 3: makes happy. I'm gonna tell you, first of all, for
Speaker 3: about five minutes, I don't have to use it. I
Speaker 3: can just tell you this is what's gonna happen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm all right.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of research about this, but go ahead.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you this is what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna really enjoy it, and then as soon as
Speaker 3: i'm done, I'm going to be really embarrassed and hate
Speaker 3: myself for about three minutes, and then about five minutes
Speaker 3: later I'll be ready to do it again.
Speaker 4: Yep, oh, yep, may be glad, correct, I'll be glad
Speaker 4: he paid for the subscription research done.
Speaker 2: Why the hell are you so sad? As we are
Speaker 2: on the brink of celebrating the twenty fifth anniversary of
Speaker 2: The Power to Morning Show, do you guys remember a
Speaker 2: time we ended the show with a true superstar of
Speaker 2: the day. Yes, it would be fallen soldier, maybe a
Speaker 2: firefighter or a police officer. Yeah, yeah, today, Thursday, May
Speaker 2: twenty six, that's how we have the show. Yep. We've
Speaker 2: come a long way, baby, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm doing research.
Speaker 2: He's doing research. Y, I'm for you. I want what
Speaker 2: that means? The whole guided thing. Why don't you look
Speaker 2: that up.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say I'm a hero, but you guys
Speaker 3: can say it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see here one of us. Here's a long wait.
Speaker 3: One more thing I can I got there? Uh, finish up?
Speaker 3: Feel disgusted by myself? Clear my browser?
Speaker 2: What are you called the Zamboni technique? Okay, here's the
Speaker 2: bad thing.
Speaker 5: I was going to try to end the show and
Speaker 5: wish somebody very special in my life happy birthday.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that. I can't do it. I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. How do we do a palate
Speaker 2: cleanser so we can? Like, that's not gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I'll just have to wait.
Speaker 5: Whatever you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love you. I mean you no, yea, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's no transition specific reason to boy. So then no
Speaker 2: happy birthdays today, no happy birthday if you want to hear,
Speaker 2: probably three to four thirty. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You know it's gonna be a happy ending, a.
Speaker 2: Happy ending. Power trip Morning Show Tonight at Treasure Island,
Speaker 2: seventy nine trips to Vegas on the Line, tonight and
Speaker 2: then tomorrow morning, and again, don't forget you can swing by.
Speaker 2: It's Freedom tonight and tomorrow morning five point thirty to nine.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow the first initials major of the year. Don't forget.
Speaker 2: One of you gets to play as well, and we
Speaker 2: give away another trip to Vegas. That's tonight and tomorrow
Speaker 2: at Treasure Island. Everybody have a good day.
Speaker 3: See I know I don't have to.
Speaker 2: Hey, we can have sixty s early ned spring. She
Speaker 2: got a grea big cold life and you can't.
Speaker 3: Wait to try you see the men of go mom
Speaker 3: about in.
Speaker 2: My world were gonna not your sow dance spot.
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