Speaker 1: Super duper. That's nice. Might a gono gay?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: That was good news.
Speaker 3: It is the first day of June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Holy balls, right, Patrick Morning Show on a Monday, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Lots to talk about brand new Minnesota Vikings, GM on
Speaker 3: the way, OTA's in the books, lots of quarterback controversy,
Speaker 3: Betting Lieber on his way in in a casto, thousands
Speaker 3: ladies and gentlemen, plus recapping last weekend at Treasure Island.
Speaker 1: So much more. Let's get her started.
Speaker 3: Brian Scalaro with some comedy and Patrick morri shouting Monday
Speaker 3: Morning to come on in.
Speaker 4: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 1: I like it. Woking up, I hey, get woking up.
Speaker 5: I go woking up by guys trim and trees outside
Speaker 5: the window. Seven am, Triman trees exactly, it's seven and
Speaker 5: they started, which means they were Olmond trees ready at
Speaker 5: six or the eight.
Speaker 1: We're gonna beat Jackson in two minutes.
Speaker 5: So I wanted to do was away from the finish
Speaker 5: dripping and just follow one of the guests in his houses,
Speaker 5: stand outside.
Speaker 1: His bed, and when don't wait for him to go
Speaker 1: to bed, just go by.
Speaker 6: Where man, can they just be quiet for five mans,
Speaker 6: Come right, why would you last seven am?
Speaker 1: The trees are gonna be there at noon.
Speaker 5: They don't leave them not, they don't walk them out
Speaker 5: the trees to the Lord of the rings.
Speaker 2: All right, Monday, June first of twenty twenty six. We
Speaker 2: made it to June. We made it to Monday, you said,
Speaker 2: we all recap and pretty good weekend. That was fun
Speaker 2: at TI. Good morning, Fellas.
Speaker 1: Good money.
Speaker 2: For you on Friday. Nice win regulations, Yeah, man, Hella Combany,
Speaker 2: thank you, hella.
Speaker 1: Come we got a GM like you mentioned. Yeahs are
Speaker 1: in the NBA finals.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for your money yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, I forgot. I keep forgetting. You guys
Speaker 2: also had money on it because you bet Spurs. He
Speaker 2: bet thunder any old Western Conference finals. Yeah, man, I
Speaker 2: I bet against christ when it comes to basketball, my basketball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was uh, the better team won. That was
Speaker 1: a just a dominant performance by the Spurs and that
Speaker 1: team is going to be good for a long time.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, so welcome. Good on lou Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know about me. I don't think it effects are Timberwolves.
Speaker 1: I know hawks said about that.
Speaker 4: Well, you know I will deal with that next year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Lou needs to win the finals.
Speaker 1: Though, correct, Okay, gotta get all.
Speaker 2: Go get Yeah, and I think he will thinking about
Speaker 2: hedging though he can. So far he said he's not
Speaker 2: going to. But you know he's got three days to
Speaker 2: think about. It's still working in his yard. No, no chance,
Speaker 2: No hedging is beat. No he's not hedging. Okay, no
Speaker 2: he's not Edward scissor hands.
Speaker 1: No is he edging? I'll text him and ask he's
Speaker 1: what eighty eight?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Hey, you know what you can edge you whenever you want?
Speaker 1: You can't?
Speaker 4: What does he bono?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good point? They edge together? They guitar?
Speaker 4: An don't good weekend guys?
Speaker 1: Anything new? Anything good?
Speaker 3: I get to play golf today.
Speaker 1: I got to play golf yesterday. How did they go?
Speaker 1: It went great? Parker Fox, Charlie Swanson super fun for
Speaker 1: the Parker is incredible at call.
Speaker 4: Worry, How are you you have a good game with
Speaker 4: swinging the old ropes or whatever you call it?
Speaker 2: Never got invited, didn't get invited? No, pull your hands
Speaker 2: up swinging.
Speaker 1: The what ropes? I don't know what they are?
Speaker 3: I I spent about twenty minutes this morning going through
Speaker 3: my closet trying to find something that wasn't cut off
Speaker 3: jean shorts.
Speaker 1: You can use my golf clubs if you.
Speaker 3: Want, Randy said, he's going to have some there for me.
Speaker 3: But I appreciate it. Thank you for the offer. I'm
Speaker 3: sure I'll bend them. Is it easy to bend them.
Speaker 3: I don't mean to bend them.
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, it's easy to bend them. Yeah, bend them
Speaker 1: like Beckham. That's the same sport. Right.
Speaker 3: I was talking to Dana from the ninety three X
Speaker 3: Morning Show yesterday and he's not going.
Speaker 4: To be there today. He hurt his ankle, but he
Speaker 4: does say to tell you guys, hi hi hi hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a pretty convenient time. Yeah, maybe you're going to
Speaker 2: turn your ankle before you start. Yeah, a huge mistake
Speaker 2: to make you golf. No offense to you, Yeah, no offense.
Speaker 2: Huge mistakes are correct.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, And I apologize already to the people
Speaker 3: I'm going. First of all, what a disappointment for the
Speaker 3: celebrity that they have to deal with.
Speaker 4: It's not like you know.
Speaker 3: Clark Gable walks up. It's me and my jean shorts.
Speaker 3: How much you give me to wear Geene shorts, because
Speaker 3: I'll wear them. I'll cut these under bitches.
Speaker 1: I got on off well, sauce.
Speaker 2: Member, you used to go on that epic rant about
Speaker 2: denim at a golf course.
Speaker 1: Remember, Yeah, I don't really care about that.
Speaker 4: You don't care anymore?
Speaker 1: Nah do what? Extra? Live your life? Be? You? Who cares?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Did Charlie or Parker wear denim? Parker was there? No?
Speaker 1: Parker wore non gene shorts and Charlie wore none jeans invite,
Speaker 1: I mean you wouldn't have played. You'll never know. I
Speaker 1: know this is you want to play Wednesday eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1: No going to Vegas? Oh?
Speaker 3: I know it's a slight exaggeration, but do you think
Speaker 3: Parker's shorts would almost be pants for me?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, they would be very close.
Speaker 2: It would look like you were wearing whatever those things
Speaker 2: are called from like the twenties.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh uh, I don't want to say because
Speaker 3: it's too close. But the New York Knicks, uh sure
Speaker 3: named after you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure? Yeah, I think that's what they do. Don't
Speaker 1: know me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would look like they were about halfway down
Speaker 2: your shins. No, yeah, he's very tall, he's very tall. Yeah,
Speaker 2: where's that guy find golf clubs?
Speaker 1: Well? I mean, yeah, a lot of tall people play,
Speaker 1: but he can hammer the golf ball. It was fun
Speaker 1: to watch him tall people play. How do you find
Speaker 1: golf clubs like that?
Speaker 2: I mean they're custom made, right, that's my point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it can't be cheap, no, I.
Speaker 1: Mean I think, but I think they're also. I would guess,
Speaker 1: like if you if Parker and I went in and
Speaker 1: got the exact same golf clubs, I think they'd be
Speaker 1: the same price. His would just be longer. It'd be
Speaker 1: like a small and a large pair of pants the
Speaker 1: same price. It's way less material, but the same price.
Speaker 1: That's what I think they would be the same. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Interesting, I would think there were more because they don't
Speaker 2: have him in stock because they have to custom make
Speaker 2: him well though, like they don't cele.
Speaker 1: Very many of them. But like Second Swing golf, they
Speaker 1: you get fitted for all like every club, right, they
Speaker 1: get fit to you, So they get made like your
Speaker 1: custom size, and I'm pretty sure that's free.
Speaker 4: Are they gonna do you think make me hit the
Speaker 4: ball all the time?
Speaker 1: Well, it depends you, you hope, and I do. Every
Speaker 1: time I play in one of these, you get somebody
Speaker 1: who can pound it off the tee that means they
Speaker 1: can hit it far, they can hit it long, and
Speaker 1: they can hit it and they're down to get the
Speaker 1: friction on.
Speaker 2: But you're playing eighteen or nine, I don't know, because
Speaker 2: if you're playing eighteen.
Speaker 1: You're gonna finish about nine pm.
Speaker 2: We have to start guessing when Chris just stops hitting
Speaker 2: it because at some point, again, golfer's guilt for those
Speaker 2: of us who don't golf is a real thing.
Speaker 1: And when you start to feel like.
Speaker 2: You're wasting the entire group's time, then you're just gonna
Speaker 2: walk and watch these guys golf.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's what I would do hawk and I've
Speaker 1: been in groups.
Speaker 4: I played right into a bridge embankment.
Speaker 1: I would do that, but I played like local guys.
Speaker 1: Jesse Polk is really, really really good at golf, and
Speaker 1: he can hit it about three thirty off the tee
Speaker 1: when he I just don't ever hit off the tee.
Speaker 1: You just let him hit off the tee, right, I
Speaker 1: would just putt right. You guys can all put that's
Speaker 1: fun when that guy, when you have a guy that
Speaker 1: can bomb it off the tee, yeah, just go all right,
Speaker 1: you guys. There's no point in me hitting because I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna hit it that far. I may miss it.
Speaker 1: All that stuff, and then when you get up to
Speaker 1: the fairway if you want to hit there, hit it there.
Speaker 1: If you don't, just putt That's what I would do.
Speaker 3: Okay, what if it like today we realize that I
Speaker 3: miss mccollins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna hammer the under.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't believe you will find it today during a
Speaker 2: charity golf tournament.
Speaker 1: I don't think you just pick up golf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's only happened once. Yeah, that the hockey player guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Gillmore No, no, no, not even close.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Thatch. Oh there we go?
Speaker 4: Is that? Congratulations on your win?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Did you take my advice?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, good, good, Good for you. A nice win
Speaker 1: for Zachary Halverson off air at TI. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have never ever seen anybody win on that machine
Speaker 3: you went on, not even one time.
Speaker 1: What Masie was it?
Speaker 4: You know, the one with.
Speaker 3: The the big numbers and they just come around. If
Speaker 3: it stops on the number like one, you get a dollar.
Speaker 3: If it stops on one and then gets a zerie
Speaker 3: gets ten dollars, the big dollar.
Speaker 1: The green machine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well this one's the cash machine, and the green
Speaker 7: machine is similar.
Speaker 3: But oh okay, so the one with the either George
Speaker 3: Washington's or Abraham you were.
Speaker 1: Right, you were right? Oh okay, got it?
Speaker 3: Okay, one, five, ten, and you hit that number on
Speaker 3: that machine? Yeah, so did it hit like a five?
Speaker 3: And then get the spin and got two?
Speaker 7: So I covered up the middle one with my hand
Speaker 7: and then just watch the third third reel and that
Speaker 7: landed on double zero and.
Speaker 4: You're already on five zero zero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I didn't know what I was on.
Speaker 7: I just knew it was on five right, and yeah,
Speaker 7: five years zero and then obviously I moved my hand
Speaker 7: and that was pretty shocking.
Speaker 4: And did you have to change your uh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah they were helped there, I mean full services.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they helped with that real quick. They did. They
Speaker 1: took care of your diaper.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's the weekend. And finally here you can
Speaker 3: tell me. I'd rather not answer, but did you did
Speaker 3: did you have in the check or did you more
Speaker 3: than half?
Speaker 1: I did exactly what you Okay? Good, that's good. Good.
Speaker 3: So you walked out there with good job, and you
Speaker 3: know you would not have if you hadn't do that right.
Speaker 7: Well, and then of course you know our brains. I
Speaker 7: found a loophole, but I didn't exploit it. But the
Speaker 7: mobile deposit o.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you could have done that.
Speaker 4: Now you've run my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have kept that one. Yep.
Speaker 4: That was the only way I ever left with cash.
Speaker 1: Yep. So did you dump a lot of it back? No, No,
Speaker 1: I've dumped some. Certainly. I had had some fun.
Speaker 7: Well, I was one well, okay, so I was playing
Speaker 7: blackjack and they have a like one of those side
Speaker 7: bets or whatever. You put five bucks on and you
Speaker 7: could win, you know, upwards of one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 7: if you have a matching blackjack with the dealer matching blackjack,
Speaker 7: and it's crazy odds.
Speaker 1: But I stop stopped playing.
Speaker 7: At the next hand, I had two aces and the
Speaker 7: dealer had an ace, and that three ace progressive jackpot
Speaker 7: would have been worth nineteen hundred and forty six dollars. Jez,
Speaker 7: and I know it was nineteen forty six because that
Speaker 7: image is burdened them back in my back of my mind.
Speaker 7: I'm not I mean, thankfully, what happened earlier happened earlier,
Speaker 7: and I wasn't too bent out, but I was one
Speaker 7: hand away from winning another two grand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have been great.
Speaker 4: I heard a guy.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like how long you'd been there, but
Speaker 3: it was before I left on Friday morning. By the way,
Speaker 3: I ran into Marnie on my way out, and she
Speaker 3: had gotten all her money back and she was basically floating,
Speaker 3: and she walked down the hallway like like a first
Speaker 3: she was so happy. But there was a guy just
Speaker 3: mf and everybody leaving the blackjack table. He must have
Speaker 3: walked in lost every dim owned. It happens like, But
Speaker 3: don't play blackjack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, play slot machines.
Speaker 8: More colorful and fine fine colorful.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Fun times though, And how about our parwer trip listeners
Speaker 3: getting so excited about our twenty fifth anniversary show November
Speaker 3: fifth that they blew up the computers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they crashed the website.
Speaker 2: So if you guys when we made the announcement on
Speaker 2: Friday in November, November fifth, we're going to have a
Speaker 2: giant birthday party for us because we're the first show
Speaker 2: in cafe and history to go twenty five straight years. Huh.
Speaker 1: It's a free show at TI.
Speaker 2: We're going to do the same thing we always do
Speaker 2: where we give away a trip for two to Vegas
Speaker 2: with the Power Trip Morning Show for whoever wins the
Speaker 2: roube game of Initials. But the kicker is is right
Speaker 2: after we're done, same room, same stage, we're going to
Speaker 2: transition into MC's and then Tommy Rymond SI ONMNS and
Speaker 2: Kelsey Cook and Chad Daniels take the stage after us,
Speaker 2: and it's free. Well, we announced that Friday morning and
Speaker 2: crash the website and TI.
Speaker 1: Told us it's the first time.
Speaker 2: They believe they don't they couldn't remember any time ever
Speaker 2: that a show announcement crashed their website.
Speaker 1: Which is pretty cool. Yeah, it's sweet time.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's sold out because maybe people
Speaker 2: got discouraged because the.
Speaker 1: Website was down for I think twenty or thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Wow, But go to TI Casino dot com and register again.
Speaker 1: Free tickets, but you have to have tickets, that's right.
Speaker 3: And there's a limited amount because obviously the room is
Speaker 3: only so big.
Speaker 2: Which is exactly why we're doing tickets instead of just
Speaker 2: showing up because we don't want to have to turn
Speaker 2: away a bunch of people if it's too two packed
Speaker 2: in November. So it's awesome and those are huge names.
Speaker 2: You get to see him for free. That's sweet with
Speaker 2: the power to a morning chewing Treasure Island, and get.
Speaker 7: That room too, cafe in get I think as.
Speaker 1: Hell. Yeah, man, it's a great deal. It's gonna be sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Four of them are so funny, Yeah the best. All
Speaker 1: four of them are great. Great. Can you imagine? I
Speaker 1: mean for freezes? Yeah, that's for free for freezes. That's
Speaker 1: a great price. Yeah. Yeah, you could pay five times
Speaker 1: that amount, which is zero? Still zero? Got ya? Thank you? Congratulations. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I meanwhile, you would you pay ten times that amount? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's still zero? Daddyo.
Speaker 2: Would you be willing to pay ten times amount that amount?
Speaker 1: You will? Wow? Look at you? You got it? Man,
Speaker 1: Good for you, man it. Thanks guys, thanks for the positivity.
Speaker 1: What you know, I welcome.
Speaker 4: Everything's changed since you fixed your gutter situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gutter helmet mn dot com. I don't have to
Speaker 1: clean my gutters when you got all that rain over
Speaker 1: the weekend and still today. If you have bad gutters,
Speaker 1: you have stuff in your gutters that'll cause you a problem.
Speaker 1: I don't worry about that gutterhelmet mn dot com.
Speaker 2: Is it supposed to rain at all today or is
Speaker 2: it done.
Speaker 1: No, I think it stops right at one fifty five.
Speaker 1: That what time you're supposed to tee off.
Speaker 4: I believe these shotguns at TI Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be. Well, it's only gonna be So
Speaker 1: what about the golf shotgun? Yeah, going to be eighty today.
Speaker 4: I know better than to have that in my car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be eighty today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, eighty yeah, eighty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what Chris is going to shoot on the
Speaker 2: first hole.
Speaker 3: I think the shotgun might be what I mean, no, no,
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Obviously you're doing it for a good cause.
Speaker 2: But I bet at five point thirty tomorrow you you see,
Speaker 2: you're gonna swear off charity golf tournaments for the rest
Speaker 2: of your life. You're going to say that was it
Speaker 2: last one? And I'm sure the group's going to be nice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Brandy Shaver is a great dude. Again, great time to
Speaker 2: be a part of it, and you're honored to be asked.
Speaker 2: But you're going to say, I'm never doing that again.
Speaker 2: That's my last one, and then you'll do three next summer.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm gonna go ahead and just take
Speaker 4: a just nip it in the butt. I never doing
Speaker 4: one again.
Speaker 1: After today. I've been worried about this for two weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, Cash.
Speaker 1: More of the power TOI Morning Show after this. On
Speaker 1: the fin I gave him that make.
Speaker 2: Today a little better with I Hop and the ip valum,
Speaker 2: and you were a full satisfying meal.
Speaker 1: Is just you, guys, Yes, sir, it's got it's got him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what it got saucy. Yeah, it's got sack.
Speaker 4: Now it's got him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can see it.
Speaker 4: When he was telling me the story just now off
Speaker 4: the air, I was like, oh, yeah, cool, you did
Speaker 4: the heroin.
Speaker 1: You like the taste of it.
Speaker 7: Because I've called that very slot machine slot heroine because
Speaker 7: it is such a quick hit.
Speaker 1: It is something that I go for.
Speaker 7: I put a CEE note in and play max bet
Speaker 7: till it's done, and then try not to do with
Speaker 7: that again.
Speaker 1: And now it's yeah, it's it's uh. It's man after me.
Speaker 4: Hi, my name is Zach and I have.
Speaker 1: Yah High Hockey. Hi Zach Paul, Hi, guys, good to
Speaker 1: see you.
Speaker 4: Some people have a book club. We have a Gambler's
Speaker 4: Anonymous clubs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think any of us are anonymous.
Speaker 1: No, we're loud about it. Yeah, and I love gambling.
Speaker 1: It's the best. Yeah that I agree. They have taken
Speaker 1: my money on Thursday, but you know what, it's just
Speaker 1: holding it for me. Thank you on your machine. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: yeah my machine killed me.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's too old. Now find new machines.
Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, you're right. I know. I'm speaking of gambling.
Speaker 2: You know, when we made the announcement on Friday, we
Speaker 2: were we were so close to being able to release
Speaker 2: the Vegas details as well. Yeah, and we think over
Speaker 2: the weekend we got it finalized. Is that accurate?
Speaker 4: We are one hundred percent sure, so I believe.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll talk to the powers that beat today and
Speaker 2: I think we'll be able to shoot out everybody's dates
Speaker 2: and stuff and people can join us in November in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, and we'll be able to say that tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I think you're right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, huge.
Speaker 3: People are gonna be so pumped, soff for this time
Speaker 3: and so new and fresh and exciting and opportunities.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be different, and.
Speaker 3: It'll be tomorrow because today's June first, and a minute
Speaker 3: ago it was February second, correct, So it'll be.
Speaker 1: Here in a minute.
Speaker 2: So Treasure Island November fifth and sixth, but the big
Speaker 2: free comedy show is November.
Speaker 1: Fifth, freak Comedy.
Speaker 2: Then we're going to Las Vegas to celebrate our twenty
Speaker 2: fifth anniversary, because again, first show in KFE industry, possibly
Speaker 2: Twin Cities radio to go twenty five straight years'd be awesome.
Speaker 2: Then our actual twenty fifth anniversary is Black Friday in November,
Speaker 2: and we'll throw another bash for ourselves, and then that
Speaker 2: we're already talking about maybe throwing a bash for ourselves
Speaker 2: next summer. Yea, to celebrate that we're halfway through our
Speaker 2: twenty fifth year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I think it's a good idea. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's enough.
Speaker 4: Every day's winding road.
Speaker 1: Great pull du it's historic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ok, first time name another show on this station
Speaker 2: that has gone twenty five years never.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can because it's it hasn't happened yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were here day one day one.
Speaker 4: Ye. So I do like the idea of a freak
Speaker 4: comedy show. Though, you know the Bearded Lady.
Speaker 1: It's called flop, sweat and tears. Pull your hands up,
Speaker 1: the bearded lady. What houck the one from American horror Story. Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Isn't that Kathy Baits? No, she wasn't that yet. She
Speaker 1: was in that Who was the bearded Lady? Are we
Speaker 1: sure it wasn't Kathy Baits? Maybe it was.
Speaker 4: I thought it was Nicol Kevin.
Speaker 1: No, you're just saying that. I think I think Sauce
Speaker 1: might not nail this is.
Speaker 2: M bearded Lady? Absolutely? Oh yeah, sure the hell? Yeah, yep,
Speaker 2: that's terrifying.
Speaker 1: Look looking good, looking good, looking good? Confused?
Speaker 2: No making you feel I just don't want to stand up,
Speaker 2: No I am I'm not confused. And that was the
Speaker 2: first season of that show that I watched because my
Speaker 2: wife liked the first three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I watched.
Speaker 2: That one, and then I watched What Hotel?
Speaker 1: Yeah I think I se with Lady Gaga. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that one. Yeah, I don't us that Stuff's
Speaker 1: not for me as like that show. Yeah, we watched it.
Speaker 3: I like the one where they were in because I
Speaker 3: know Kathy Bates was in the one where they were
Speaker 3: in Nolence.
Speaker 1: Where they were when they were witches and she was.
Speaker 3: Like buried for as a witch for like sixty years
Speaker 3: and somebody undugger and you know, she'd been in there
Speaker 3: the whole time, Like this sucks.
Speaker 1: You know. That's how you like him, though, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: how you like your woman. You're a Napoleon, right, you
Speaker 1: like him? Ripe?
Speaker 4: Ohrdy, that's a terrible one.
Speaker 2: Who turns you have a Napoleon complex problem?
Speaker 1: You like your women, right? I don't know that I
Speaker 1: like them Ripe. Sixty years in the dirt. Don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong.
Speaker 4: I don't want them spoiled.
Speaker 2: They're growing.
Speaker 1: Brilliant.
Speaker 2: God I crushed flintstone vitamins. I don't think they worried
Speaker 2: and he only did one today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believes I do. Yeah, I'm not smart.
Speaker 2: That's a really dumb question. Yeah, daddy, is this what
Speaker 2: it feels like?
Speaker 1: Paul? Yes?
Speaker 2: Is there is morning the right time to take vitamins?
Speaker 2: I've never cared about when I've taken them. Is there
Speaker 2: an optimal I don't know why I think it would.
Speaker 2: It seems intuitive to say, probably get them going in
Speaker 2: the morning and then have them slowly released during the day.
Speaker 1: Well, got me on one that I take in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's optimals you'll take them on an
Speaker 1: empty belly, ey stomach? Yes, correct?
Speaker 7: The best time to take vitamins depends heavily in the type,
Speaker 7: but taking them consistently at the same time, you say,
Speaker 7: is the most important. If you're looking what vitamin you're
Speaker 7: looking for?
Speaker 1: Are you nothing specific? Just any of no.
Speaker 7: Multi visus multi vitamins. You're looking at the morning for
Speaker 7: vitamin C as well. Now with a meal, you want
Speaker 7: to use vitamins A, D, E, and K, and then
Speaker 7: at evening and a night. If you have a magnesium
Speaker 7: or calcium, that's the way you should take.
Speaker 1: It at night and iron. So what if?
Speaker 2: What if you want to take vitamins in the morning,
Speaker 2: but you don't eat breakfast almost ever, and if you do,
Speaker 2: it's not until like eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Like, guys, I shouldn't be throwing in vitamins at four
Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning if I'm not going to eat
Speaker 2: until seven.
Speaker 1: Correct? Please answer this question. Come on, zach, I hope
Speaker 1: you're using co pilot. Yes, eleven am.
Speaker 7: You can simply adjust your vitamin schedule to match your
Speaker 7: first meal, So take it around eleven am.
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, I don't know, man, sounds like a lot
Speaker 1: of work. Yeah, give me, Yeah, just eating whenever you want.
Speaker 1: Just give me one. Let me get it over with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have some of them now that tastes so good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's no way these are working. These are just candy.
Speaker 1: The magnesium one I take tastes way too good, yeah,
Speaker 1: saying grape. Yeah, yeah. Do we take the same one.
Speaker 1: I don't know the Yeah.
Speaker 2: The magnesium one that I have is like it almost
Speaker 2: takes like it tastes like those orange dreamsticles.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I'm like, this is candy.
Speaker 2: This can't good. No, it's just a magnesium in this
Speaker 2: my teeth and my brain. Sure, I want to eat
Speaker 2: half the barrel of these things.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need wond or its hit after it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you overdose on magnesium?
Speaker 4: Give it a shot.
Speaker 2: I let's ask co pilots why copilot have to otherwise
Speaker 2: you're fired?
Speaker 1: Tell them when we use here, yeah, co pilot.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about that the other day, like if
Speaker 4: I just start playing AI music and say no, it's
Speaker 4: not AI, what are they gonna do check my work?
Speaker 1: Well? I have one song. If we're gonna start playing
Speaker 1: a music, we.
Speaker 4: Should play Marty's gone. No one cares about one. Well,
Speaker 4: we're not playing.
Speaker 1: That No, that song whales.
Speaker 4: Well, it might wail, but it is going to get
Speaker 4: stuck in your head.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it is stuck in my head forever.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. It's not in mind and I'm
Speaker 4: going to keep it that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, okay, I don't want it to be stuck
Speaker 1: in your head. Then, thank you.
Speaker 4: So we have a new GM.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, he looks like a young Chad Abbott. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean that's a big thumbs up. Yeah.
Speaker 3: His name is Nolan Teasley and that is the most
Speaker 3: general manager's sounding name I've ever heard of my life, or.
Speaker 1: A Harry Potter name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Rod Easley, Nolan Yeah. Sources told
Speaker 3: NFL Networks Tom Pella Sero on Saturday that it's over.
Speaker 3: Nolan Teasley is the general manager. Spent thirteen seasons with
Speaker 3: the Seattle Seahawks, where he began as an intern in
Speaker 3: advanced to assistant general manager in twenty twenty three. Let's see,
Speaker 3: because they fired Quasy so late in the process, Viking's
Speaker 3: owners decided to tap Perzinski, their longtime salary cap analysts,
Speaker 3: and contract negotiated to lead the temporary front office search.
Speaker 3: And there you go. So uh, Brazinski will stay on.
Speaker 3: It'll be a three headed monster with coach Brazinski and
Speaker 3: now Nolan Teasley three headed monster. M I'm trying to
Speaker 3: get ahold old dot com Tom today. See if you'll
Speaker 3: come on talk to us about.
Speaker 1: Nolan Tey that'd be great.
Speaker 3: A native of the Washington area, played running back in
Speaker 3: his high school, had a three hundred yard running game.
Speaker 3: At one point I read I went to I believe
Speaker 3: Central Central Washington or something like that, some college and
Speaker 3: after college worked in the regular business sector for six
Speaker 3: years and said, well, this sucks, and went to be
Speaker 3: an intern for the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 1: And look at him. Now, yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2: Remember when interns were things? Yeah, oh yeah, you could
Speaker 2: have unpaid workers.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 4: It took one person being a jackass, sue and the
Speaker 4: company and now it's over.
Speaker 1: Johnny.
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah you worked for free. Yeah, you worked too
Speaker 4: many hours, that's the deal.
Speaker 1: Sometimes.
Speaker 4: Well, having a twenty five year radio.
Speaker 2: Career, Yeah you signed up for it, right, It wasn't
Speaker 2: against your will.
Speaker 1: You should have quit exactly. You were allowed to quit
Speaker 1: at any point. A dude sucked.
Speaker 4: I never met him, but.
Speaker 1: Wait, was he here?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I think it was like California. That's what I thought
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: It was somebody that worked for a couple of years,
Speaker 2: didn't get paid and then didn't get hired, and his
Speaker 2: or her parents were like, you.
Speaker 1: Didn't hire my kid. It was.
Speaker 2: Yeah again, kiss it, yeah, kiss it. A lot of
Speaker 2: us here at the fan did that. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 2: of people have interned at the fan and quit.
Speaker 1: That's what you do if you don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you don't see a light at the end
Speaker 2: of the tunnel and you don't think it's going the
Speaker 2: right way, then walk away. If you think there's a
Speaker 2: chance and you want to keep chasing it, keep chasing it.
Speaker 2: Guess whose choice it is yours?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you weren't, as far as I could remember, you
Speaker 4: weren't being abused. You were just told you had to
Speaker 4: work too often. And you can say I don't want
Speaker 4: to do that.
Speaker 1: Right, Well said right.
Speaker 2: And it's not like you know every two weeks you
Speaker 2: were like, hey, where's my paycheck?
Speaker 1: Right? Right? You knew zero zero how much you get
Speaker 1: and that's what you zero too.
Speaker 2: It's not like we fixed the glitch. It just made
Speaker 2: it zero.
Speaker 1: That was the deal.
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Speaker 3: Happy Monday, Everybody Happy June.
Speaker 1: Here we sit.
Speaker 4: Liebra on his way in talk about the new GM and.
Speaker 3: The quarterback battle that happened this weekend, which, according to
Speaker 3: one article I.
Speaker 1: Read, was not a battle at all.
Speaker 4: Observer stated, essentially, give it.
Speaker 3: To him and he wasn't talking about the youngster.
Speaker 1: Hmm more than a bit.
Speaker 2: It's so remind me my memory is fading because we
Speaker 2: get up at four o'clock in the morning and it's
Speaker 2: you know, twenty five years in a normal Yeah, didn't
Speaker 2: Ben now say he can? It's seven and nine for
Speaker 2: the foreseeable future moving forward? Does he come in at
Speaker 2: seven now? All the time I think he.
Speaker 1: Said that, Oh was that right? Said that now? I
Speaker 1: thought it was just you might have told you guys
Speaker 1: that I didn't know that. I thought it was just
Speaker 1: that last Thursday. Because they are meaning got moved. I
Speaker 1: think it's permanently moved. I think I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 1: seven and I moving forward.
Speaker 7: Hang on, daddy, how was that Thursdays and Mondays?
Speaker 2: I think so, Ben, if you're listening text me, he
Speaker 2: told me, And now I'm forgetting.
Speaker 1: If I'm morning, it looked like just tomorrow.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's always. I'm not talking about the text.
Speaker 2: I think he's flat out and told me that it's always.
Speaker 1: Now moving forward, Oh well that'd be great, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: it'd be cool. Man. So now we just have to
Speaker 1: kill more time.
Speaker 2: What time is it?
Speaker 1: It's six h six.
Speaker 4: Don't you worry?
Speaker 1: I got enough for all of us. I got so
Speaker 1: much stuff today.
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Speaker 4: Once again, I got myself a hot pretzel.
Speaker 1: The other night.
Speaker 2: Cake donuts are badass.
Speaker 1: Cake and donuts combined. All of it sounds great. I
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Speaker 2: The San Antonio Spurs won Game seven against Oklahoma City
Speaker 2: in Oklahoma City, one eleven to one oh three, the
Speaker 2: first finals appearance for San Antonio in twenty fourteen, and
Speaker 2: they are now the essentially that's a keyword here. I'll
Speaker 2: get to that in a second. Essentially the second youngest
Speaker 2: Finals team ever. The reason why I said essentially instead
Speaker 2: of just flat out is that is based on weighted minutes.
Speaker 2: So you know, like they have Bismack Biambo, like who
Speaker 2: sits on the bench, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So if you have a couple of old.
Speaker 2: Guys on the bench, it's like, well, that technically skews
Speaker 2: the age of your quote team. But if you do
Speaker 2: weighted minutes, they are the second youngest Finals team ever.
Speaker 2: The only younger team was the seventy seven Trailblazers.
Speaker 1: There's a young team right right.
Speaker 2: Dylan Harper's twenty I think Castle's twenty one. Wenby's something
Speaker 2: like twenty two ish, yeah, twenty three ish, somewhere in
Speaker 2: that range. They're super young. Good for them, man, how
Speaker 2: about this for a crazy stat.
Speaker 1: Of the day. Check this out. So let's take a
Speaker 1: shot at this.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the Spurs beat the Thunder four times in
Speaker 2: the regular season, right, four out of five? Yeah, and
Speaker 2: now four times in the postseason. So the Spurs beat
Speaker 2: Oklahoma City eight times? How many times this year did
Speaker 2: the rest of the league combined beat the Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: City Thunder twelve? Not a bad guess? Fourteen?
Speaker 2: Okay, so the whole league beat them fourteen times?
Speaker 1: The Spurs beat them eight? Yeah? How about that game?
Speaker 2: One of the finals is against the New York Knicks
Speaker 2: Wednesday in San Antonio. Now, the New York Knicks have
Speaker 2: won eleven straight games, and they went two to one
Speaker 2: against the Spurs this season. And what's crazy is nobody
Speaker 2: cares about the NBA Cup, right.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Does? That's the only thing I care about? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But how long have we been doing it? Is this
Speaker 2: like year four? Let's just say it's something like year four.
Speaker 2: There was nothing before this doesn't it doesn't It hasn't.
Speaker 2: It always felt like, well, it's just kind of two
Speaker 2: random teams because you get a four game window or
Speaker 2: whatever to win enough games to get in. So it's
Speaker 2: not really a good indication of who's good or who's bad. Right,
Speaker 2: it just seems kind of random. You have to be
Speaker 2: better than bad but you have to be like just
Speaker 2: good for four games, then you're in. This is a.
Speaker 1: Rematch of the finals, right.
Speaker 2: The NBA Cup Final was New York and San Antonio.
Speaker 1: Who won?
Speaker 4: Hawk nobody's played it yet the New York Knicks did, Okay,
Speaker 4: So all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Is it's felt.
Speaker 2: It feels like a random throwaway who cares tournament. But
Speaker 2: who would have ever guessed already four years in it
Speaker 2: would be a finals preview?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the nuts, that's insane, kind of insane. This is
Speaker 1: also a finals rematch from nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Wow, right in the middle of the olymp biscuit baby boom,
Speaker 2: the Spurs beat the Knicks twenty seven years ago.
Speaker 1: Good for them, man, I think I saw was it
Speaker 1: the first game of the season, rolled in wearing a
Speaker 1: Spurs and Nick's shirt from that era, like he wore
Speaker 1: it under like whatever outfit he was wearing. He wore
Speaker 1: that to like the opening game of the of the
Speaker 1: New York season.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I missed that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that's not weird that then that's the way
Speaker 2: it ended up. Why are you just saying things that
Speaker 2: everybody knows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. I knew Hawk knew that, I just
Speaker 1: didn't know the rest of you knew that. I just
Speaker 1: don't know I missed. Yeah, I'm sorry. Man, not.
Speaker 4: Pride myself on the wardrobe. Yeah, especially cat observations.
Speaker 1: I felt like you were going to say something. The
Speaker 1: Illinois House is about to adjourn. This is breaking news.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they won't vote on the Bear Stadium bill
Speaker 1: just sent over from the Senate unless a special session
Speaker 1: is called this summer. They won't be back until November.
Speaker 1: Do you remember. So it looks like it's going to Idaho.
Speaker 1: Wherever you guys said it was going. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was in Idaho.
Speaker 2: Hammond, Indiana named after John Hammond from Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1: Oh really sure? I didn't.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the Bears Stadium.
Speaker 1: That's actually excellent. Thanks Scottish. Yeah, that's how we sounds.
Speaker 1: So maybe you've seen this on social media, but I
Speaker 1: want to see if you can get this.
Speaker 2: Okay, what language do they speak in Idaho?
Speaker 1: English?
Speaker 2: Nailed it?
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you? On my game today. What do
Speaker 1: you think you would do if you lived in Idaho
Speaker 1: on a daily basis? Well, I think there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of really nice.
Speaker 2: Ski areas if you don't ski, Yeah, but I would
Speaker 2: pick it up if that was the climate I lived in.
Speaker 2: I don't think you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I'm impressed that you've gone this entire time. After we
Speaker 4: mentioned Idaho, I didn't mention that that's named after your
Speaker 4: grandma Ida.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I wasn't going to brag. I don't think
Speaker 1: you would pick up skiing well I used.
Speaker 4: To his dad ski Well? Oh yeah, backseat about dodged Rango,
Speaker 4: My god.
Speaker 2: I think I think it was a very specific car.
Speaker 2: I think I would like to live in Idaho. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's lovely.
Speaker 1: I think your wife would like you to live in Idaho. Sure? Wow?
Speaker 2: You know what I would do if I woke up
Speaker 2: every day in Idaho?
Speaker 1: Sauce? Can I give you a list of what I
Speaker 1: would do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wake up with coffee, camo, climb tree, wet line eighteen,
Speaker 2: fish hunt, golf, drink.
Speaker 1: That's what I would do. Is that the same? Does
Speaker 1: that guy have an Idaho song?
Speaker 2: No, Saxoid, I just told you what I would do
Speaker 2: if I woke up every day in Idaho. You want
Speaker 2: me to go through the list again?
Speaker 1: Because you didn't seem like you were paying attention. Hold
Speaker 1: on one second, What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I was just telling you what my daily routine would
Speaker 2: be in Idaho.
Speaker 1: You like golf for me today? Yeah? Go ahead? What
Speaker 1: would you do with in Idaho?
Speaker 2: Wake up up, coffee, Camo, climb tree, wetline eighteen, fish hunt, golf, drink.
Speaker 1: That's what I would do on a daily basis? Are
Speaker 1: you referring? Not referring to anything? I'm a Luke Bryan song.
Speaker 1: The guy who's had so much plastic surgery he can't cry?
Speaker 1: Are you a country music fan? Now you are? Holy?
Speaker 1: Why are you listening to that? Oh my gosh, he's changing.
Speaker 1: It's the new you. He cries, he roots for people,
Speaker 1: he doesn't cry, he does cry. You haven't heard this
Speaker 1: song yet? No, I guess it's I bet it's awful.
Speaker 2: Because everyone is dumping on it, saying this is the
Speaker 2: worst AI written song of all time, specifically the climb
Speaker 2: Tree part, wake Up Coffee, Camo, Climb Tree, They're going
Speaker 2: you just a I wrote these lyrics, dude, this is
Speaker 2: the worst country music song of all He's getting dunked so hard,
Speaker 2: so hard.
Speaker 1: He didn't change.
Speaker 3: He would have changed that if he didn't want it
Speaker 3: to sing to sing it that way true.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's AI. It just it is the
Speaker 1: most AI feel song of all time. It's terrible. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's what he's trying to appeal to.
Speaker 2: It's not working, he is if you go online, it
Speaker 2: is it is universally like what is this like?
Speaker 1: He is?
Speaker 2: Uh, And it sounds like he's not thrilled about it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like he's arguing in the comments and stuff and
Speaker 2: it's a it's a whole thing on the internet. Just
Speaker 2: check it out. It's interesting. They're letting him have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is Luke Bryan's new song AI. We ask the
Speaker 1: songwriters fish wow?
Speaker 2: Okay, fish hunt, golf, drink that's what he does.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound bad though, minus the fishing part. You
Speaker 1: hunt in that part, you don't drink much. So really
Speaker 1: you just want to golf, want to play golf like
Speaker 1: hogs Dad he does today. And you're not going to
Speaker 1: climb a tree. You're not going to climb tree. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to climb tree. Well unless it's my buddy.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what he's referring to. Climb Anthony. I think
Speaker 1: Zach could climb tree. Okay? Is that right?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 7: Let's uh, let's see that tree turn around. Okay, oh
Speaker 7: that cool you off.
Speaker 1: Does anybody know what wet line means when you go fishing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you wet a line, right, ye? Ask your dad? Yeah
Speaker 1: that sounded grosser.
Speaker 2: I think you actually mean that sincerely, but that sounds like.
Speaker 1: Ask your dad.
Speaker 2: Man, wake up, coffee, camo, climb tree, wet line eighteen.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: Wet line means going fishing, and eighteen means going golfing,
Speaker 3: So basically, just.
Speaker 1: There you go. Oh yeah, so that he does want
Speaker 1: to fish, hunt, golf drink.
Speaker 4: I want to dip my stick.
Speaker 2: I think you're going to wet line some things for
Speaker 2: eighteen holes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my crotch area, it's gonna be so damp. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna pray for a lightning storm.
Speaker 7: About this bridge A little chip, sip, rip a couple lips.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, he's getting drags so badly, you know,
Speaker 2: so badly.
Speaker 1: Whipping lips. He's putting dip in your lips. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we need a translator. I'm afraid which food plot sip.
Speaker 4: Sorry to tell you, I can translate the whole damn thing.
Speaker 1: I got my goals and they go like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just saying this is what he wants to
Speaker 3: do today.
Speaker 2: It's so bad and you're just reading the lyrics, so
Speaker 2: you should hear it. It's even worse when you hear it.
Speaker 2: It's really bad. But hey, some people probably like it,
Speaker 2: and that's fine.
Speaker 1: Kick a hangover, kicking in the woods. M So what
Speaker 1: he's saying. You've met him, right, hawk, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Quite a few times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the most improbable country music superstar that I've
Speaker 3: ever known. I can remember we were playing Wefest one
Speaker 3: year and Jason Aldean was the headliner and he was
Speaker 3: direct support. So we played first because you know that's
Speaker 3: how ghosts, and then there's a couple of bands. Then
Speaker 3: he played, and then all Dean was the headliner. And
Speaker 3: I remember standing outside of our bandwagon, our touring rig
Speaker 3: that we had, and his bus was part try beside us,
Speaker 3: and he was doing squats and doing his workout with
Speaker 3: this guy and he just had the most abnormal looking
Speaker 3: body I've ever seen in my life. And I remember
Speaker 3: thinking that he's got huge legs and it just a
Speaker 3: tiny right and so I didn't know anything about him.
Speaker 3: He was coming up at that time, and then he
Speaker 3: went on stage and played his set, and he did
Speaker 3: this thing in the middle of the show where he
Speaker 3: played on the piano and he was playing songs he
Speaker 3: didn't know, and I remember thinking, well, that doesn't work
Speaker 3: because he didn't you know, he was trying to play.
Speaker 3: The people would yell out a song and he'd try
Speaker 3: to play it, but he wouldn't know it. So he
Speaker 3: played and then he'd laugh.
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, that's that's interesting.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, you know. And then next year
Speaker 3: he was a huge superstar. I was like, wow, man,
Speaker 3: I missed it completely.
Speaker 1: I missed it. I didn't know he's a big big deal.
Speaker 2: There are there's a couple of freaks on the internet
Speaker 2: right that essentially you can throw any song at them
Speaker 2: and they can instantly play it.
Speaker 1: Right. It's they're just virtuo. So just unbeliever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if if Luke Bryan could do that right, just
Speaker 2: not have plants in the not Robert Plant, not have
Speaker 2: plants in the in the crowd yelling out request. But
Speaker 2: if you could just literally go what do you want
Speaker 2: me to play? It doesn't matter what you say. He
Speaker 2: can pretty much do it the second. That would be
Speaker 2: an awesome mid concert trick. But if it's like Doe
Speaker 2: Tom Thumpy booep, yeah, I don't know this one. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the fifth song in a row you've watched.
Speaker 1: That's what like.
Speaker 3: They were like, hey, play heav him by uh Brian A.
Speaker 3: She's like tank tank to Tom, and then he laughed
Speaker 3: about it. I'm like, come on, man, you obviously don't
Speaker 3: have enough songs to play your entire set because you're
Speaker 3: brand new, so you gotta do things to kill time.
Speaker 1: I get it. Don't go Luke.
Speaker 2: Luke bran out of the corner of his mouth like
Speaker 2: Peter Herman chopsticks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and no, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 4: The Jaws theme, sing about what your daily routine is,
Speaker 4: the story you like golf?
Speaker 3: If you guys care, I'll tell you one more thing
Speaker 3: I do know about him. For some reason, the the
Speaker 3: the the head of his record label really loved him,
Speaker 3: like they were fishing buddies.
Speaker 1: So did they golf and hunt and drink too?
Speaker 4: They climbed tree.
Speaker 1: I know that. What did they wear? Camo? Probably Camo pry.
Speaker 3: So he made sure Luke got the best songs from
Speaker 3: the best songwriters.
Speaker 4: And if you got songs.
Speaker 1: That deal yeah right. I think my son wrote this one.
Speaker 1: Come on, don for dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for Louie, Louie, What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Wake up? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's what's the what's the drinking over there? Coffee?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good, wake up coffee.
Speaker 1: We're going golf. What do you want to do when
Speaker 1: you're older? Climb tree? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 2: And we're gonna wake up. We're gonna put on some camo.
Speaker 2: We're gonna climb tree like we got some. He's also
Speaker 2: a better piano player than looking bro.
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Speaker 1: Whoa man? Good idea? I agree? Hey Hawk, how was
Speaker 1: the response to your new song?
Speaker 2: So far?
Speaker 1: So good man? Thank you for asking.
Speaker 3: I'm excited people seem to like it, which is super cool.
Speaker 1: That's the song I wrote on the.
Speaker 3: Way home from Bob Higgins's retirement party, told you guys about.
Speaker 2: So they haven't the internet hasn't dragged it and said
Speaker 2: you just had a I write it and basically say
Speaker 2: it's the worst song I ever written. You're having a
Speaker 2: good weekend.
Speaker 4: One review I read said this was obviously not written by.
Speaker 2: That'd have been the worst time I ever found. Friday,
Speaker 2: Chris released a song and it was like, wake a
Speaker 2: five hour energy do a stupid show, go home.
Speaker 1: Just listen. Yeah, this is awesome. Lawyer is Lambert Lambert
Speaker 1: that wrote this. This is awesome. He's good.
Speaker 2: Yeps listened to it during the break It's not good.
Speaker 1: Was that the same party where Rosie came in screaming
Speaker 1: about how mean I am to him? No, that was.
Speaker 4: I believe Quasi's retirement party.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't think, Yeah, I don't think. Crazy JM.
Speaker 2: Permanently retired from the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 4: Yeah this is a odd party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is an odd party. All right, let's do
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Speaker 2: a live event and had Jonah Hill on. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: in the first fifteen minutes, Sean Hayes was saying that
Speaker 2: that morning he had had a forty five minute conversation
Speaker 2: with the gal that was on the International Space Station,
Speaker 2: like from the space station, that he got to talk
Speaker 2: to her for forty five minutes, right. He was telling
Speaker 2: the story before Jonah walked out, and she said to
Speaker 2: him something about how gravity affects your eyes when you're
Speaker 2: in outer space for that long and makes sense. It
Speaker 2: was something about it flattens out the back of your
Speaker 2: eyes and that essentially when she gets back to Earth
Speaker 2: she'll have twenty twenty vision. And I'm like, what now.
Speaker 2: So I guess my point is if you can't afford
Speaker 2: to go to the International Space Station, the best possible
Speaker 2: way to fix that then is just just go to
Speaker 2: ovallasing and lens. You can get lasic for free by
Speaker 2: just orbiting the Earth. That's been right. If you can
Speaker 2: go to the International Space Station, I would say, don't
Speaker 2: go to OVO. Just let gravity take its course. Otherwise,
Speaker 2: your best option is OVO lacing and lens. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: gotta know how that works though.
Speaker 1: That nuts? Yeah. Man.
Speaker 2: The gravity flattens some part of your eye and it
Speaker 2: corrects your vision.
Speaker 1: Well you want to hear something something crazy? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 1: So I like nobody call that. I know what you
Speaker 1: like that? Don't list it?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, we don't need another Lukebrian song.
Speaker 3: The PBS science thing, what does that nova? So I
Speaker 3: followed them on the on the old Facebook because they
Speaker 3: post like really interesting stuff. And I watched one last
Speaker 3: night talking about Einstein figuring out gravity because and it's
Speaker 3: it's put this in your brain. We didn't know what gravity,
Speaker 3: why we why we were on the planet and didn't
Speaker 3: float into space. We knew we didn't, but we didn't
Speaker 3: know why. So Einstein's like, I'm gonna figure this out.
Speaker 3: Here's what the guy said, and this is this document.
Speaker 3: Einstein wasn't very good at math.
Speaker 1: He he seems ridiculous.
Speaker 3: He was, you know, he was good at math, but
Speaker 3: he wasn't like a mathematician.
Speaker 1: He was a physicist.
Speaker 4: So he had a dude who was his buddy, who.
Speaker 3: Helped him with math, and they figured out that the
Speaker 3: reason there's gravity is because of of the of of
Speaker 3: space time is what they call it, and how objects
Speaker 3: moving through space changed the shape of time, and that
Speaker 3: I don't even know what I just said, but I'm
Speaker 3: just saying. The thing blew my mind was that Einstein
Speaker 3: wasn't very good at math. He had to have a
Speaker 3: buddy help him.
Speaker 2: With Well, that's I think his name was John Bagel, Right,
Speaker 2: what isn't that not.
Speaker 1: How I'm not sure. I don't know. That could be
Speaker 1: the everything seasoning guy, same guy. Yeah, is that right? Yep?
Speaker 2: So that is kind of awesome that one of the
Speaker 2: smartest people that ever lived sucked at math, or at
Speaker 2: least was just addequate.
Speaker 4: Was Yeah, we wouldn't be considered a mathematician.
Speaker 1: Sure, but he was a physicist.
Speaker 2: You've got to be smart enough to think, well, what
Speaker 2: if space and time are not separate?
Speaker 1: What if they're connected?
Speaker 3: Like if the thing that keeps us from being pulled
Speaker 3: into the magma is land? And I know that's obvious,
Speaker 3: but think about it, there's a there's a layer that
Speaker 3: keeps us from being pulled into the Earth, and that
Speaker 3: is Earth because of gravity, wants to pull us down into.
Speaker 2: The magma, the liquid hot magma, and of course the
Speaker 2: Earth is the ground is getting pulled down everything shah, pulled.
Speaker 1: Up stuff I don't know, is incredible. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: that every day about it.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, yeah, we think that about you too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, you you don't think it. You guys announced
Speaker 1: that it's in my contract as That's totally fine with me, man,
Speaker 1: as long as you keep me around.
Speaker 2: The Stanley Cup Finals start on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: That's tomorrow.
Speaker 2: The Vegas Golden Knights are at the Carolina.
Speaker 1: Hurricanes at seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: Game two is Thursday, and then game three Vegas Saturday.
Speaker 1: We all least basketball's over though. Wait, oh to Thursday. Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought you said game I thought you said game
Speaker 1: two or game one is tomorrow and game two is Saturday. No,
Speaker 1: game two is Thursday, Game three is Saturday in Vegas.
Speaker 1: I'll be there they go.
Speaker 2: No, the Carolina Hurricanes are the favorites to win on
Speaker 2: DraftKings at minus one fifty five. If you believe the
Speaker 2: Vegas Golden Knights can keep this going, there plus one
Speaker 2: thirty five.
Speaker 1: Sauce.
Speaker 2: This is Carolina's first appearance in the finals since what year?
Speaker 1: Just poster this up there, let me see here because
Speaker 1: this might be a dumb question. Dumb question, that's not
Speaker 1: very nice thing. Well, it's not last year because Florida
Speaker 1: played in it last year and they're in a different
Speaker 1: they're in the same division conference conference. That was a
Speaker 1: testy pass.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Ummm is it since they were the Hartford Whalers. Is
Speaker 1: that where you're asking me? No, because they were the
Speaker 1: Whale right, uh twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Uh, they won it in two thousand and six, and
Speaker 2: that was the last time they were there. But that's
Speaker 2: I'm a little surprised you're not more on the Carolina
Speaker 2: Hurricanes bend wagon because they were the Hartford Whalers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like to see him win. We don't even
Speaker 1: want to whale win. Yeah, I want the Whale. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I always like to see when Vegas wins. Why because
Speaker 2: it's Vegas greatest city.
Speaker 1: But they don't want to see him win more people's money.
Speaker 1: Whose money would they be winning? Well? Uh? Luke Bryan's
Speaker 1: oh god, yeah, thanks.
Speaker 2: Do you guys believe that Las Vegas is the greatest
Speaker 2: symbol of Western culture.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's probably what's interesting you bring that up.
Speaker 2: It's our greatest accomplishment Las Vegas, Nevada, because.
Speaker 4: I brought it in some magazines today, because I'm bringing magazines.
Speaker 1: Back because you love me. Did you do you still
Speaker 1: get like what? Noa kan that's on the cover of
Speaker 1: the Mexican holding up on But he had like a
Speaker 1: Tourette's outbreak, but he just walked by. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: Wanted to point him out, there's I'm over here there,
Speaker 4: no con It looks nothing like I expected him to.
Speaker 1: By the way, it seems like a nice guy. Still,
Speaker 1: it seems like a really good dude.
Speaker 4: Seems to love him.
Speaker 1: I next season is a ten out of ten. I'm
Speaker 1: going to start.
Speaker 4: Listening because people seem to love him.
Speaker 3: And he starts like that really good guy magazine where
Speaker 3: they have an article on American icons, and I want
Speaker 3: to go over them with you guys later, because you know,
Speaker 3: America turns to fifty this year and it's been a
Speaker 3: good run, you know. But I think it's interesting the
Speaker 3: list of iconic things that are specifically American that they
Speaker 3: point out.
Speaker 4: Like road trips and backyard hoops and protest songs, and
Speaker 4: folk music some interesting things.
Speaker 1: Road trips aren't universal.
Speaker 4: Well they are not because you think about America. That's
Speaker 4: the thing about America. You can drive from here to
Speaker 4: a million miles away without having to cross a border
Speaker 4: and show your your documentation. You can take a road
Speaker 4: trip and go anywhere and be anywhere you want.
Speaker 2: You can live today like Mexico's giant, Australia's giant, Canada's giant,
Speaker 2: Russia's giant. China is pretty big.
Speaker 1: Interesting America. Didn't know that you've pissed off Ben. He's
Speaker 1: about to leave. Ben's piss Ben? What's up? Guys? What
Speaker 1: I miss? On the way from the parking garage up here, we.
Speaker 2: Were talking about it. I asked that is Las Vegas
Speaker 2: the greatest, you know, basically achievement of the Western world,
Speaker 2: Because I would argue it is, and it's not even close.
Speaker 1: I think you're correct.
Speaker 7: They throw the male clinic into that mix that no,
Speaker 7: you can't get well, I mean, I don't know who
Speaker 7: you're gambling there, but.
Speaker 1: That's in Las Vegas exactly. Yeah, Vegas.
Speaker 2: It's not just the casinos, it's the all encompassing idea
Speaker 2: of legalized prostitution, legalized weed, the technology on the Vegas Strip,
Speaker 2: like the sphere, and then of course, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: betting on Roulette.
Speaker 1: Sports books.
Speaker 4: We know you're a big fan of the Veach.
Speaker 3: But what about uh that valley where they make computers.
Speaker 2: Silicon Valley, it's the one. I believe that's a place
Speaker 2: off the strip as well. There's a place called Silicon
Speaker 2: Valley that Rosy and Lawyer Lambert frequently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I believe you can motor boat in Silicon Valley,
Speaker 4: are correct sir.
Speaker 2: I mean, we built an oasis in the middle of
Speaker 2: a desert and it works right.
Speaker 1: Pools, pools and running water and showers. It's in the
Speaker 1: middle of the desert. We did that. We did that
Speaker 1: renewable water too. That shouldn't be sustainable, but we did it.
Speaker 7: Every is recycled in Vegas.
Speaker 1: You can tell gross.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something, brother, that's so weird.
Speaker 1: I swear to guy.
Speaker 4: You guys were with me last night, but I was
Speaker 4: laying a bed.
Speaker 3: I watched the nova thing on them recycling water in
Speaker 3: the Los Angeles Basin out of your turd water, and
Speaker 3: they actually showed the turds being removed from the water.
Speaker 1: God, that's your dad's favorite and I was thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: don't you wish you could do that? And then a
Speaker 1: guy walked over.
Speaker 4: And he's like, Okay, this is the pre this is
Speaker 4: turd water, and then this is the turds have been removed,
Speaker 4: and now this is the final product. And he reaches
Speaker 4: his cup in and drinks right out of Him'm like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wake up, tirdwater cam.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, Dwight's dream would have been better. We need
Speaker 1: to co write this song together.
Speaker 9: In all seriousness, in all seriously, when you're watching that
Speaker 9: that guy in the pre water, yeah, the slurry, Yeah,
Speaker 9: are they in a hazmat suit?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: No, well he wasn't at the time.
Speaker 1: No. No, I mean, don't you think.
Speaker 9: That you even just the off, the off gassing of
Speaker 9: the slurry water. Do you imagine in the amount of
Speaker 9: fecal pink eye that's in the air like hot?
Speaker 1: That's like, I don't feel like you even stand around
Speaker 1: that pool of poop slurry without getting sick from something.
Speaker 3: I just even just the smell of it. You're right,
Speaker 3: h there weren't a bunch of flies.
Speaker 1: Oh you know how many method phetamines are in there? Gallotsts, gallots.
Speaker 2: This is making me thirsty.
Speaker 9: Yeah, if you drink that that slurry water, you not
Speaker 9: only would be drinking poop, but all sorts of like drugs.
Speaker 1: Fantastic, Yeah, just drink.
Speaker 4: Back before they decided they were going to do this
Speaker 4: with their their poopy water, they used to just send
Speaker 4: it in pipes.
Speaker 1: Way out into the ocean, Oh for sure.
Speaker 4: And they showed the end of the pipe.
Speaker 1: It's just here you go. The fishies are like, they're
Speaker 1: loving it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, yeah, it looked distressed.
Speaker 1: Donald Lutrians. Yeah, Dwight the shark was just frolling. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Dwight food shark. Oh poor Dwighty shark, whity shark shark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 5: Loving it, loving it yet watching Nova for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, where did you even find that? I followed?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you didn't watch it on Channel two, you
Speaker 2: didn't watch it on PBS.
Speaker 1: It was just a way brilliant interesting. Man. I learned
Speaker 1: a lot and I grossed out. Man, Just a lot
Speaker 1: of turn fantastic lot of poop. More of what really
Speaker 1: matters with Ben Leeber after this. This is the Power
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Speaker 1: So cool, It's gonna be fun. Hell yeah, man, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do more of what really matters. Ben Leber is here.
Speaker 2: Let's start with this one, Ben, Since you're here, why not.
Speaker 2: The Vikings are hiring Seahawks Nolan Teasley as their general manager.
Speaker 2: He has spent thirteen seasons with Seattle. Started as an intern,
Speaker 2: ended up being assistant general manager or assistant to the
Speaker 2: general manager if you watch the office. Roberzinski will remain
Speaker 2: as executive VP of football Operations. According to sources, but
Speaker 2: something called Nolan Teasley.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm I'm a little bummed
Speaker 9: that our guy Brazinski didn't get the job. I really
Speaker 9: thought that he was more than qualified and would love
Speaker 9: to see him get the opportunity because I thought that
Speaker 9: he did a great job during the draft. And I
Speaker 9: guess we you know, we'll never know. It'll be a
Speaker 9: couple of years before we really know the final results
Speaker 9: of this year's draft, but I thought, I thought their
Speaker 9: approach to the draft was something that we can all appreciate,
Speaker 9: the type of players that they're going for, what their
Speaker 9: methodology was, I thought it was well executed. So we'll
Speaker 9: see on that whole front. But it's nice that he's
Speaker 9: going to stick with the organization. And I really thought
Speaker 9: that as they narrowed everything down and they had all
Speaker 9: these candidates and so many of them had Vikings connections,
Speaker 9: actually haven't been with the Vikings before, and then they
Speaker 9: had they had Teasley as the outline or it does
Speaker 9: make sense to me that if it's not going to
Speaker 9: be Brazinski, who, like I said, well respected, been with
Speaker 9: the organization over twenty plus years, if you're not going
Speaker 9: to go with him, then I think that you have
Speaker 9: to go with the outside voice. You have to go
Speaker 9: with the guy that knows fresh off the Super Bowl,
Speaker 9: so many connections with Schneider the GM there, and you
Speaker 9: know he himself being a Saint Thomas graduate, having a
Speaker 9: lot of Vikings connections, a lot of close personal relationships.
Speaker 9: I'm sure that was a huge part in this process,
Speaker 9: that they felt really comfortable with an outside voice and
Speaker 9: a guy that when you actually look at Nolan's personality,
Speaker 9: he's a guy that sounds like he has no ego,
Speaker 9: is just hey, we're here all about football.
Speaker 1: It's all about the ball.
Speaker 9: It's all about just finding good players and just good
Speaker 9: people and that's it. And he doesn't have to he
Speaker 9: doesn't have to have this main character syndrome, doesn't have
Speaker 9: to be, you know, craving the spotlight. It sounds like
Speaker 9: with all the reports that he is truly just a
Speaker 9: football guy through.
Speaker 1: And through from the time that he started.
Speaker 9: So I sort of like, how the the idea the
Speaker 9: in the again, the methodology went from analytics fall on
Speaker 9: one hundred percent analytics and they say, let's just get
Speaker 9: back to football, let's go with the football guy, and
Speaker 9: so excited to see what Nolan can do.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this.
Speaker 3: Marianne Franco in nineteen ninety three lost her vision after
Speaker 3: being in a severe car accident. Suffered a stroke as well,
Speaker 3: twenty three to eight years later, she tripped, fell over
Speaker 3: some tiles in her home, had to have surgery and
Speaker 3: her spine.
Speaker 4: When she woke up she could see. Nobody knows why.
Speaker 2: Geez so again, Unless you want to get into a
Speaker 2: car accident and then fall down twenty three years later
Speaker 2: and knock your vision back, just go to Oval Lasik
Speaker 2: and doctor David Whiting in Doctor Market.
Speaker 1: I think I'd rather go to space than have that happen.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, the car crash part, not the Oval.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Oval is great. Yeah. Yeah, the car crash thing,
Speaker 1: broken back thing, that pass fascinating. Speaking of car crashes, sauce.
Speaker 2: Yesterday on Twitter, you let me scroll here, let me scroll.
Speaker 2: Hang on, hold, please hold, Please talk amongst yourselves right
Speaker 2: on either a road nor I want to discuss.
Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on. I wasn't in the car round.
Speaker 1: Did you go blind at least temporarily? Yesterday? Last week?
Speaker 1: That was last weekend?
Speaker 2: Mm now I don't see it, but I know you
Speaker 2: tweeted at some point about the Jane Mansfield documentary that
Speaker 2: hawks suggested you watched it, and you said you posted
Speaker 2: a picture or a gift of Matthew McConaughey crying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh unbelievable. Hockey was correct. I didn't know
Speaker 1: a lot about Jane's Manfield. Is that how you said
Speaker 1: Jane Jane's manfield? Jane's manfield? Yeah, that's nobody telling Jane.
Speaker 2: And here with another chance to say her name correctly?
Speaker 1: Is the fans, Paul Lambert Jane Mansfield got it? Okay.
Speaker 1: I didn't know a lot about her, but the story
Speaker 1: is incredible. There's about forty five minutes of it. We're like,
Speaker 1: this is a regular documentary. What was Hawk talking about?
Speaker 1: And then it flips and you're like, holy smoke. The
Speaker 1: last like forty five minutes of it are perfection. It's
Speaker 1: so good, the twist that it takes that you really
Speaker 1: don't see coming, and it's just a wonderful, wonderful documentary.
Speaker 1: I can see why Hockey loves Law and Order SVU
Speaker 1: because the lady that put it together is outstanding. It's
Speaker 1: really really good. And I we rip him a lot
Speaker 1: because you know, he says some shows and we're like,
Speaker 1: there's no way that's good. He was one hundred percent
Speaker 1: correct about this showy pretty incredible. Yeah, it's incredible, that's true.
Speaker 3: It's all true, and you're finding out the truth about
Speaker 3: her life. As she's finding out the truth about her life.
Speaker 3: I just can't believe the I mean, the look on
Speaker 3: her face is unbelievable crazy.
Speaker 4: Hmm, that's got hard gay, she's so hot.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's very good. Thank you for trusting a
Speaker 8: couple of heave cries too, lord.
Speaker 9: Yeah, speaking of movies or shows, Corey two episodes into Widows.
Speaker 1: Bay and it's definitely pulled me in sure too. Specifically, right,
Speaker 1: that's the house, that's where they go to the and
Speaker 1: that's when they go to the inn.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's where it starts to feel episodic, right, because
Speaker 2: it feels like that was.
Speaker 1: Like a one off if they just go to the inn.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yep, yeah, I mean slightly. One part of it
Speaker 9: was predictable, Yeah, the other part of it yep. Yeah,
Speaker 9: that that was surprising. But yeah, I like it.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah right on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ten out of ten, good wreck, Yeah, Big Fan.
Speaker 2: Episode three is badass too, my turn, No, it's your turn.
Speaker 1: Still. What really matters is this.
Speaker 3: I'd like you guys know about Jane August Blankman, also
Speaker 3: known as Fanny White. What Fanny Watt one of the
Speaker 3: most successful courtisans of Antebellum New York City.
Speaker 2: There are so many words in the last ten seconds
Speaker 2: that have confused the entire group.
Speaker 1: What's a what's a what? Courtison? Like the shot? She
Speaker 1: always she had a whorehouse. She was the saucy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: She was known for beauty, her wit, and her business documen.
Speaker 3: In fact, she accumulated so much money over the course
Speaker 3: of her career that is thought that her husband poisoned
Speaker 3: her for her money in her mid thirties.
Speaker 4: Fanny White. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Normally the other way around.
Speaker 2: Right, When women kill their mates, it's almost always a
Speaker 2: passive way of killing them, like poisoning.
Speaker 4: Her birth name Jane Funk.
Speaker 2: Bring in de noise, bring in Defunk.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: She found out that people didn't want to use her
Speaker 3: as a prostitutor. For last name was Funky, changed it
Speaker 3: to Fanny White.
Speaker 1: Yeah again except for Napoleon. There you go, he's in.
Speaker 4: Nobody talks more Napoleon than we.
Speaker 1: Do, but nobody does. You are correct? What color her
Speaker 1: ass was? Fanny White? Oh? Got it? Why I thought
Speaker 1: you were talking about the star. Dear God, come on,
Speaker 1: come on back in the day he's been here in
Speaker 1: a while, back in the day. In no way. She was.
Speaker 4: Hygenny, you need.
Speaker 1: Help, man, I don't know why I need help?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why does he need help?
Speaker 1: You talk to about fine? He talks about boobs a lot.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if you know, but boobs are
Speaker 3: located above the anus.
Speaker 1: Well, not the ladies. You like what the old ladies?
Speaker 4: Oh good place to what you're saying, because yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You like the sag effects.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you like saggy like a girl's gotta
Speaker 3: you know, move him out the way when she tightens
Speaker 3: her bad.
Speaker 1: You like him, do what you can, just like it's
Speaker 1: like a blanket. You can just grab one and just
Speaker 1: roll over with that's right. You like to knock him around.
Speaker 4: I don't want to have to get up off the
Speaker 4: couch to my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, man. Heavily rumored
Speaker 1: today that A. J.
Speaker 2: Brown is going to get traded to New England because
Speaker 2: after June first, his forty million dollars salary cap charge
Speaker 2: can be split between two years, which is twenty six
Speaker 2: and twenty seven. So the hot rumor is that he
Speaker 2: might be traded today after three o'clock. If only we
Speaker 2: had somebody that could do anything it takes to get
Speaker 2: inside information to find out if this trade was.
Speaker 1: Going to happen or now. Yeah, a good point, like
Speaker 1: anything like whatever it takes. Yeah, yeah, tie down.
Speaker 2: The Eagles drafted wide receiver mackay Lemon in round one,
Speaker 2: so they already have a J. Brown's replacement, and the
Speaker 2: Patriots need to replace Stefan Digs. So it makes a
Speaker 2: ton of sense. But we'll see that might be today
Speaker 2: after three o'clock. What really matters, though, is this interesting?
Speaker 4: The inflatable arm flailing tube.
Speaker 3: Man Yeah used car dealership, Yeah right, wasn't invented until
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety six. It was created for the Atlanta Summer
Speaker 3: Olympics by a Trinidaddian named Peter Minshaw.
Speaker 1: Did not know that. I assume that was around since
Speaker 1: the sixties or seventies.
Speaker 4: Yeah right to me, I know it seems older than that.
Speaker 4: Done it interesting in nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1: More proof than nineties were the best. Yeah they were
Speaker 1: the greatest. Yeah you say that. Yeah, the nineties had
Speaker 1: tag team? What the band? Tag team?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, back again, you were done with your sentence,
Speaker 4: So yeah, it was Yeah, they're going to say a
Speaker 4: tag team is.
Speaker 2: So the main reason why the nineties were the best? Yeah,
Speaker 2: was the hip hop group tag team?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Back again? Yeah they are back again. Check it
Speaker 1: to rec it. Let's begin party on part of people.
Speaker 1: Let me hear some noise. DC's in the house, jump
Speaker 1: jump for joy.
Speaker 4: And you guys a ripping on Luke Bryan's lyrics.
Speaker 1: I mean, tag teams ten thousand times better. Whoomp? There
Speaker 1: it is is way better. They didn't have Ai at
Speaker 1: their disposal, I can tell. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure he liked that. The year he was drafted, was
Speaker 1: it not ninety six? Yes, sir, one of the best
Speaker 1: drafts in NBA history, maybe of all time. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: in the convererce.
Speaker 2: It's like top three or four because that was Ai.
Speaker 1: Cold Toobe Marbarray, Allen Marbury, Dusty mind. Thanks. Steve Nash
Speaker 1: was in that draft. Yeah, it was loaded.
Speaker 4: Check this out, guys, Andy, But I got it to
Speaker 4: the former quarterback of the Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 4: Listen to this, hey, Ben, you're listening, I'm listening. Are
Speaker 4: you familiar with Panamanian drug lord and dictator Manuel Noriega?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Yeah, one of my favorites.
Speaker 3: He had no idea. He was featured as a villain
Speaker 3: in Call of Duty Black Ops two, until his grandchildren
Speaker 3: asked him why he was a target in the game.
Speaker 2: Geez, when did that game come out? This the Noriega things?
Speaker 4: I told Ryan early and then because here's here's.
Speaker 2: Why I ask. This is one of those things where
Speaker 2: it's like, that's a name. I feel like I've known
Speaker 2: for my entire life. I don't know anything about him
Speaker 2: outside of the name. If you would have told me
Speaker 2: he died in nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 1: I'd say that sounds right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's like the same thing when you hear
Speaker 2: that Pablo Picasso lived into the nineteen seventies. You're like,
Speaker 2: I thought he died three hundred years ago. So if
Speaker 2: Noriega is alive during Call of Duty two twenty twelve,
Speaker 2: I would have lost a lot of money. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: is he still alive? Dumb questions? I have no idea
Speaker 2: is he alive?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I thought he died
Speaker 1: in a car bomb. I thought he dies like nineteen twelve. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Idea, no idea, man, You and don't hear JB.
Speaker 1: Diega.
Speaker 3: He died on May twenty nine, twenty seventeen, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3: How do you know, how do you not know that
Speaker 3: you're from the neck up way before that?
Speaker 2: That's correct, very true.
Speaker 1: That's mean. Lord.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he had a real solid skin regimen,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, his routine.
Speaker 9: How do you not know that you're one of the
Speaker 9: most notorious people on the planet.
Speaker 1: I bet he was like, that's cool. Yeah, that's me man, Like,
Speaker 1: do you think Kim John un thinks? Does he is?
Speaker 9: He shocked that eventually he finds out they're like, what,
Speaker 9: I'm not well liked?
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing. I mean that self part Yeah
Speaker 1: to America World Police.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Ben Lieber and Corey Kove and meets Us pauller Bert
Speaker 3: and Zach Comvererson and all listeners of The Power Trip.
Speaker 3: Everybody is the star of their own movie. Nobody thinks
Speaker 3: they're the bad guy.
Speaker 1: Well said hmmm, very well said, thank you. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: I think I said that well and you told me
Speaker 4: that I did, and I feel good about it.
Speaker 2: I think Billie Eilish knows she's the bad guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably.
Speaker 4: Even if you're the one who knocks you think you're
Speaker 4: a good guy.
Speaker 1: Could you raise your kid and you like him? Duh?
Speaker 1: Great shoe? Interesting, so sauce. Are you self aware to
Speaker 1: know that you're the bad guy? Sometimes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, some dimes sometimes?
Speaker 1: How hard did you cry to our bird Cage this weekend?
Speaker 4: I love that movie. Yes, if it's on and I
Speaker 4: see it, you have to watching it. There's no way
Speaker 4: around it.
Speaker 1: It's the shoes. They make me fall down. Call me
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