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Speaker 1: Okay, listen to this.

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Speaker 2: I made a video on my Instagram, John Ja Vanas

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Speaker 2: on Instagram at John Jay Vanas on Instagram. It's very

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Speaker 2: hard to find because apparently I believe I'm Shadow Band,

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Speaker 2: But if you search.

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Speaker 1: At John Jay Vanas, hopefully you can find me. And

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Speaker 1: I'm a video.

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Speaker 2: I'm opening up a bunch of skims closed from Kim

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Speaker 2: Kardashian and I and I paid for it. I paid

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Speaker 2: for it and I'm opening up the end. I'm having

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Speaker 2: some fun. I just kind of I just went right.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't I didn't, I didn't write anything. I just

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Speaker 2: made it up. I just went and had fun with it.

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Speaker 2: And my hopes was to get Kim Kardashian to like

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Speaker 2: the post, and a lot of people sent it to Kim.

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Speaker 2: Kim didn't like the post so far, and she hasn't.

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Speaker 2: Don anybody you guys saw that video.

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Speaker 1: I commented on it. I said, hey, Kim, check it out.

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Speaker 1: I got a DM from a twenty four wow.

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Speaker 2: Like the movie production d Yeah, and they say they

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Speaker 2: want me to they want to talk to me about

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Speaker 2: a roll in a movie.

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Speaker 3: Movie that's like a big time twenty four huge. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I won the Academy Award for Everything, everywhere, all at once, supreme.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Then maybe I think I just know,

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Speaker 1: I know a twenty four euphoria. Did you respond? This

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Speaker 1: all happened this morning? What did you say? First?

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Speaker 2: I was like, sure, sounds fun because I just thought

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Speaker 2: it was a normal, just a scam, right, And then

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Speaker 2: I said to my sister and by the way, check

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Speaker 2: us out. And then she's like what. She goes to her,

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Speaker 2: you know, she's a Hollywood person. She goes It's like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, this is real. This is really casting.

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Speaker 2: And then the lady sent me the roles that I'm

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Speaker 2: up for.

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Speaker 4: Anything like a school janitor, anything.

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Speaker 2: That it's a dark comedy directed by comedian Connor O'Malley.

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Speaker 1: I love to share some info about the role. We

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Speaker 2: I like the email, the details, are happy to chat

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Speaker 2: quickly over the phone, and so then the role is

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Speaker 2: one of the roles is this is I mean, it's

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Speaker 2: kind of embarrassing, but it's an earnest man who's unapologically

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Speaker 2: into his kink, being financially submissive, friendly and very talkative.

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Speaker 2: Must be comfortable improvising and performing in real environments.

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Speaker 1: That's one role.

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Speaker 2: The other one is a pill dealer who thinks of

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Speaker 2: himself as a skilled smooth talker. And the other one

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Speaker 2: is Danny White, Midwestern solid build. Arrives home to find

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Speaker 2: his estrange brother has shown up uninvited to the family's

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Speaker 2: Angel Saint Patrick's State dinner. Can either be younger or older.

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Speaker 2: Works as a correction officer.

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Speaker 4: To jail, working to jail.

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Speaker 2: That could be a control My plan is to blow

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Speaker 2: them away and then be like Steve from Stranger Things.

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Speaker 2: He was supposed to die for a season. Then all

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, when is this wild? I put eight twenty

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Speaker 4: Heck yeah right.

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Speaker 2: So anyways, speaking of resumes, let's not leave out Rich Barra.

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Speaker 2: But something big happened to Rich Barrow over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Well you don't know about this yet totally, but we

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Speaker 2: remember how we had Well there's this jingle here, this jingle.

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Speaker 1: Where is the hold on? I have it right here?

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Speaker 1: Please oh please hold please pep Yeah be I was

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Speaker 3: like this, doctor Pepper bay Bee is good and nice.

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Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper bay Bee Nice, Doctor Pepper bay Bee and.

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Speaker 2: Good and n So she got paid two million dollars

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Speaker 2: for that, and we all came up with jingles on

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Speaker 1: If it ain't Coca Mountain is fog.

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Speaker 3: Sweet, loud, fruity rush, that's not love, that's a crush.

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Speaker 2: But the one that's really getting pitched to the marketing department.

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Speaker 2: I got a d M from them yesterday from Shamrock

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Speaker 2: Foods because Rich did Cottage cheese.

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Speaker 3: If you imagine if you heard that at a ball game,

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Speaker 2: So picture this, you and me at a convention, comic

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Speaker 3: I don't want to actually sign the carton of cotta cheese.

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Speaker 3: The world Peyton told us twenty twenty six was going

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Speaker 3: to be just a rocket ship. It really is.

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Speaker 1: You guys are just blasting all I'm going to be level.

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Speaker 1: What if I become an actor?

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Speaker 2: Maybe what if you get typecast? Is the pill dealer

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Speaker 2: let you guys know I'm dead serious. I will not

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Speaker 1: No matter how big western I always. I will always

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Speaker 3: Show at least pop By. Did you come back and

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Speaker 3: see us, John Jay, we'd love that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, So I got to tell something that happened

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Speaker 2: You guys before, I don't know if I if I've

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Speaker 1: And I hadn't eaten all day yet.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm a great guest. Yeah, I mean spectactic, but

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Speaker 2: Enjoy yourself so well. So anyway, at the end in

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Speaker 2: And he says to me towards the end of the interview,

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Speaker 2: how Rich picks you up every day to go to work?

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Speaker 2: And he goes, well, I know that Rich lives pretty

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Speaker 1: He goes, so it's easy for him to pick you up.

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Speaker 2: So he's picked me up every day since since twenty thirteen.

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Speaker 2: I go, I have to tell you something, and he goes,

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Speaker 1: No, no, what do you mean. I go.

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Speaker 2: When I a lot of times when I have to

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Speaker 2: And he's like, what goes None of that's true, None

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that part's true. I got all those things.

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Speaker 1: I go, he only picks me up when I gotta

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Speaker 4: He broke his heart. He was really old.

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Speaker 2: But he goes, we're cutting this out of the podcast.

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Speaker 2: He goes, we're gonna cut it, and I go, no,

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Speaker 2: don't cut it. He goes, yeah, he goes, I don't

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Speaker 2: want to ruin the joke. I go, it's no joke.

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Speaker 2: It's a couple of posts on Instagram. I go, I go,

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Speaker 2: it's not I go, it's not like you're ruining. I go,

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Speaker 2: it's okay. I go, Please do not cut this out.

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Speaker 1: I go.

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Speaker 2: As I was telling you the story, I already saw

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Speaker 1: I cannot cut this out. I go, you gotta leave

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this cannot be my last interview. My next interview

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Speaker 2: I tell the same story anyway. So if you want

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