Speaker 1: All right, it is the mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 1: We were just talking about calling mom. Unfortunately for Kevin,
Speaker 1: that has a whole new meaning. What's up, keV?
Speaker 2: I probably should have hung up on my mom, or
Speaker 2: maybe I shouldn't. You can't not answer the call because
Speaker 2: you never know what that call is about. And there
Speaker 2: have been situations where I'll see a call out declining,
Speaker 2: or I'll just try to answer you quickly and say
Speaker 2: is everything okay? And if she says yeah, then I
Speaker 2: can hang up. But she's been going through some stuff lately,
Speaker 2: so I feel like I can't operate that way. So
Speaker 2: me and you know, my lady friend, we laying on
Speaker 2: the bed with chilling, watching the little show, watching a
Speaker 2: little movie. Chilling turns into you know, kissing, so we
Speaker 2: start kissing a little bit. You know, she's on top
Speaker 2: kissing Da da da dah. Then my phone rings. It's
Speaker 2: on the bed on my side, so I'll look over,
Speaker 2: I'll see it's my mom. I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I'm like all right, hold on real quick, right, so
Speaker 2: tell her the hold on reach you get my phone
Speaker 2: like hello Mom, Like Kevin, I'm like, yeah, it's what's
Speaker 2: going on? I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Mom?
Speaker 2: She starts to talk, and I'm like, I'm not answering
Speaker 2: in full sentences. I'm trying to be short. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: so she noticed that, she notices that, she notices. I'm like, okay, yep, yep,
Speaker 2: everything's cool. Oh really, yeah, that's fine. My lady friend
Speaker 2: starts to go lower than where she originally was and
Speaker 2: I'm still talking to my mom. Then I noticed that
Speaker 2: she's been lower for about three minutes, and then I'm like,
Speaker 2: I need to get off this phone right now because
Speaker 2: things are starting to get weird because at the time,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 3: Talking to she know you're on with your mom.
Speaker 2: She knows I'm on the phone. I don't think she
Speaker 2: knows it's my mom, no, because.
Speaker 1: Otherwise probably maybe not the right time exactly.
Speaker 2: So eventually I hang up once it started, you know,
Speaker 2: do you get a little too much?
Speaker 1: Is that part? Is that like a part of the game?
Speaker 1: I guess what you mean, Like where I feel like
Speaker 1: I've been in the girl's shoes and it's like how
Speaker 1: quick can I get you to be?
Speaker 3: Like I got to hang up this phone right now? Really,
Speaker 3: it's fun.
Speaker 2: I like that game.
Speaker 3: I never played games like that side of my league.
Speaker 2: Now, I've had timers, like timer games like how fast
Speaker 2: can you go? But I've never had a game like
Speaker 2: games like here you.
Speaker 3: Are on the phone with as you.
Speaker 1: I love it, Kevin, right, and this is going on
Speaker 1: that that to me is wild, like it brings back
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was like a few weeks
Speaker 1: ago or whatever, or maybe even yesterday, who knows. We
Speaker 1: talk about this stuff so much. When that person said
Speaker 1: that they picked up the phone for their mom when
Speaker 1: they're when they were in the middle of it, like
Speaker 1: they were fooling around and they their mom called, and
Speaker 1: there like I got to pick up the phone, Like
Speaker 1: that's a.
Speaker 3: Like you can let it go to voicemail.
Speaker 2: Never know, I mean now you probably can since you
Speaker 2: have you can read the voicemail and you can see
Speaker 2: like in a moment, but in an emergency, nobody's leaving
Speaker 2: a voicemail.
Speaker 1: And that you said your mom is in like a
Speaker 1: fragile place right now, so you don't want to even take.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like hello, And then it turned out to
Speaker 2: be about nothing. That was the worst thing, you know,
Speaker 2: how did you get off the phone that said I
Speaker 2: gotta go by? Things started to get too good, So
Speaker 2: I gotta go. You have you in my mind and
Speaker 2: it's very movie.
Speaker 3: It's not gonna work. Go exactly.
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 3: Mama, Mama, Mama, Ma. There you go go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know that is so funny and stupid.
Speaker 1: Start to lose eight four four Mojo Live eight four
Speaker 1: four six six five six five four. If you're if
Speaker 1: you're in the midst of like baking cookies and mom
Speaker 1: calls or mom's on the phone, like.
Speaker 2: That's you start going from yeah, okay to like.
Speaker 3: Because mom thinks you're too relaxed.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I could see your mom going, Kevin.
Speaker 2: Are you drinking that you're not paying full attention? My grandma,
Speaker 2: My grandma wuld be like, keep your elbows down. I mean, like,
Speaker 2: if I'm drinking my elbogo highers my elbows down. Now,
Speaker 2: elbows down? Yeah, they stopped.
Speaker 1: Drinking eight for for Mojo Live. Are we even gonna
Speaker 1: get it? Calls on this topic, there's no way.
Speaker 3: Probably not. Nobody is sacrilegious like that.
Speaker 2: You don't think so, No, you.
Speaker 1: Only fool around when you're on the phone with a telemarketer.
Speaker 2: You know, I probably should have ended the call sooner,
Speaker 2: but I was like I wanted to be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on that.
Speaker 1: I was on a call not that long ago that
Speaker 1: I talked about where it was the longest, like on
Speaker 1: hold ever.
Speaker 3: That would have been a good time for a girl
Speaker 3: like that girl to time.
Speaker 2: Now, that's a gang. You never know when they're gonna pick.
Speaker 3: Up when this was happening. Do you tell the girl
Speaker 3: afterwards that was my mom? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I feel like that would have killed the question. I
Speaker 2: think I did.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think I did.
Speaker 2: I would rather you not.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 2: We it didn't stop us.
Speaker 1: What did she do? What was her reaction to that?
Speaker 1: She feels no, but did she feel awful?
Speaker 3: Though she did, she didn't. Has she met your mom yet?
Speaker 1: No? When are you going to introduce our magazine girl
Speaker 1: to mom and grandmama.
Speaker 2: When it's an appropriate song because you've met her own family?
Speaker 2: But that wasn't like I was helping her with something
Speaker 2: that re wire her family to be okay?
Speaker 3: All right, but you're not feeling one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, I mean honestly, there's only been one person
Speaker 2: that has ever met my family for real, Like, I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm not gonna be okay, you know, I don't
Speaker 2: be bringing people around like that.
Speaker 3: What's up, David? Yeah, I wanted to make a comment.
Speaker 2: My mom was habitual.
Speaker 1: She was habitual with it.
Speaker 2: When I was a quote unquote bacon cookies, she she
Speaker 2: would call.
Speaker 3: It's like she had a radar of new Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 3: Since my since my mom, my mom passed away maybe.
Speaker 2: Two years ago, about two years ago, a little over
Speaker 2: two years ago. And man, I wish some damn calls
Speaker 2: would come through.
Speaker 3: Every time I have sex. I wish my mom would
Speaker 3: call me. Man, Man, you'd be surprised it was that often.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, David. I feel you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want my mom's dad, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want her call me when
Speaker 1: I'm having sex.
Speaker 3: What's going on? Hi, Rosie, Hi, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2: So I answer the phone to whoever calls. I just
Speaker 2: keep going and I just do what I gotta do.
Speaker 3: You are a dirty girl. Who's the most important, Who's
Speaker 3: the most interesting? Person?
Speaker 1: Important?
Speaker 3: The oddest?
Speaker 2: Probably be my best friend, because later on I would
Speaker 2: tell it, be like, so you know when you called
Speaker 2: me x y Z was happening, and then we just
Speaker 2: laugh about it.
Speaker 1: Nobody that you're talking to knows that you're in the
Speaker 1: middle of doing that. They can't tell by the tone
Speaker 1: of your voice.
Speaker 2: One did. She's like are you okay.
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, let me.
Speaker 2: Call you back.
Speaker 3: Watch out for Rosie. Talk to you later.
Speaker 1: I'll call you a little later today