WEBVTT - Kev Was Getting Some While on The Phone with His Mom 

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is the mojo in the morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>We were just talking about calling mom. Unfortunately for Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>that has a whole new meaning. What's up, keV?

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<v Speaker 2>I probably should have hung up on my mom, or

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I shouldn't. You can't not answer the call because

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<v Speaker 2>you never know what that call is about. And there

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<v Speaker 2>have been situations where I'll see a call out declining,

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<v Speaker 2>or I'll just try to answer you quickly and say

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<v Speaker 2>is everything okay? And if she says yeah, then I

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<v Speaker 2>can hang up. But she's been going through some stuff lately,

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<v Speaker 2>so I feel like I can't operate that way. So

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<v Speaker 2>me and you know, my lady friend, we laying on

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<v Speaker 2>the bed with chilling, watching the little show, watching a

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<v Speaker 2>little movie. Chilling turns into you know, kissing, so we

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<v Speaker 2>start kissing a little bit. You know, she's on top

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<v Speaker 2>kissing Da da da dah. Then my phone rings. It's

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<v Speaker 2>on the bed on my side, so I'll look over,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see it's my mom. I'm like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like all right, hold on real quick, right, so

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<v Speaker 2>tell her the hold on reach you get my phone

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<v Speaker 2>like hello Mom, Like Kevin, I'm like, yeah, it's what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on? I'm like, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Mom?

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<v Speaker 2>She starts to talk, and I'm like, I'm not answering

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<v Speaker 2>in full sentences. I'm trying to be short. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 2>so she noticed that, she notices that, she notices. I'm like, okay, yep, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>everything's cool. Oh really, yeah, that's fine. My lady friend

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<v Speaker 2>starts to go lower than where she originally was and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still talking to my mom. Then I noticed that

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<v Speaker 2>she's been lower for about three minutes, and then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I need to get off this phone right now because

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<v Speaker 2>things are starting to get weird because at the time,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Talking to she know you're on with your mom.

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<v Speaker 2>She knows I'm on the phone. I don't think she

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<v Speaker 2>knows it's my mom, no, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise probably maybe not the right time exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So eventually I hang up once it started, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>do you get a little too much?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that part? Is that like a part of the game?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what you mean, Like where I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in the girl's shoes and it's like how

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<v Speaker 1>quick can I get you to be?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I got to hang up this phone right now? Really,

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<v Speaker 3>it's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that game.

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<v Speaker 3>I never played games like that side of my league.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I've had timers, like timer games like how fast

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<v Speaker 2>can you go? But I've never had a game like

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<v Speaker 2>games like here you.

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<v Speaker 3>Are on the phone with as you.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it, Kevin, right, and this is going on

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<v Speaker 1>that that to me is wild, like it brings back

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was like a few weeks

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<v Speaker 1>ago or whatever, or maybe even yesterday, who knows. We

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this stuff so much. When that person said

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<v Speaker 1>that they picked up the phone for their mom when

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<v Speaker 1>they're when they were in the middle of it, like

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<v Speaker 1>they were fooling around and they their mom called, and

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<v Speaker 1>there like I got to pick up the phone, Like

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<v Speaker 1>that's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you can let it go to voicemail.

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<v Speaker 2>Never know, I mean now you probably can since you

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<v Speaker 2>have you can read the voicemail and you can see

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<v Speaker 2>like in a moment, but in an emergency, nobody's leaving

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<v Speaker 2>a voicemail.

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<v Speaker 1>And that you said your mom is in like a

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<v Speaker 1>fragile place right now, so you don't want to even take.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like hello, And then it turned out to

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<v Speaker 2>be about nothing. That was the worst thing, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>how did you get off the phone that said I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta go by? Things started to get too good, So

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go. You have you in my mind and

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<v Speaker 2>it's very movie.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not gonna work. Go exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>Mama, Mama, Mama, Ma. There you go go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I know that is so funny and stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Start to lose eight four four Mojo Live eight four

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<v Speaker 1>four six six five six five four. If you're if

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<v Speaker 1>you're in the midst of like baking cookies and mom

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<v Speaker 1>calls or mom's on the phone, like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's you start going from yeah, okay to like.

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<v Speaker 3>Because mom thinks you're too relaxed.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I could see your mom going, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you drinking that you're not paying full attention? My grandma,

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<v Speaker 2>My grandma wuld be like, keep your elbows down. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm drinking my elbogo highers my elbows down. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>elbows down? Yeah, they stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>Drinking eight for for Mojo Live. Are we even gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get it? Calls on this topic, there's no way.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably not. Nobody is sacrilegious like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think so, No, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Only fool around when you're on the phone with a telemarketer.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I probably should have ended the call sooner,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was like I wanted to be there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on a call not that long ago that

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about where it was the longest, like on

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<v Speaker 1>hold ever.

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<v Speaker 3>That would have been a good time for a girl

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<v Speaker 3>like that girl to time.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, that's a gang. You never know when they're gonna pick.

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<v Speaker 3>Up when this was happening. Do you tell the girl

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<v Speaker 3>afterwards that was my mom? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that would have killed the question. I

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<v Speaker 2>think I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I think I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I would rather you not.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We it didn't stop us.

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<v Speaker 1>What did she do? What was her reaction to that?

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<v Speaker 1>She feels no, but did she feel awful?

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<v Speaker 3>Though she did, she didn't. Has she met your mom yet?

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<v Speaker 1>No? When are you going to introduce our magazine girl

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<v Speaker 1>to mom and grandmama.

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<v Speaker 2>When it's an appropriate song because you've met her own family?

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<v Speaker 2>But that wasn't like I was helping her with something

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<v Speaker 2>that re wire her family to be okay?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, but you're not feeling one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no, I mean honestly, there's only been one person

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<v Speaker 2>that has ever met my family for real, Like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not I'm not gonna be okay, you know, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>be bringing people around like that.

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<v Speaker 3>What's up, David? Yeah, I wanted to make a comment.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom was habitual.

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<v Speaker 1>She was habitual with it.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was a quote unquote bacon cookies, she she

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<v Speaker 2>would call.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like she had a radar of new Yeah, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Since my since my mom, my mom passed away maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Two years ago, about two years ago, a little over

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<v Speaker 2>two years ago. And man, I wish some damn calls

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<v Speaker 2>would come through.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I have sex. I wish my mom would

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<v Speaker 3>call me. Man, Man, you'd be surprised it was that often.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy, David. I feel you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want my mom's dad, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want her call me when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having sex.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on? Hi, Rosie, Hi, good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So I answer the phone to whoever calls. I just

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<v Speaker 2>keep going and I just do what I gotta do.

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<v Speaker 3>You are a dirty girl. Who's the most important, Who's

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<v Speaker 3>the most interesting? Person?

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<v Speaker 1>Important?

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<v Speaker 3>The oddest?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably be my best friend, because later on I would

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<v Speaker 2>tell it, be like, so you know when you called

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<v Speaker 2>me x y Z was happening, and then we just

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<v Speaker 2>laugh about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody that you're talking to knows that you're in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of doing that. They can't tell by the tone

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<v Speaker 1>of your voice.

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<v Speaker 2>One did. She's like are you okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like yeah, let me.

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<v Speaker 2>Call you back.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch out for Rosie. Talk to you later.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call you a little later today