Speaker 1: Spidey whips Thanos in the first.
Speaker 2: Rumor has its X Men casting.
Speaker 1: Jonah kill is gonna kick your ass.
Speaker 2: And my catch phrase before sex, all of that and
Speaker 2: so much more here on news dump Lrip. Big Pussy
Speaker 2: Yeah uh.
Speaker 1: Sopranos actor Vincent Pastori aka Big Puss has pass away
Speaker 1: at the age of eighty.
Speaker 2: Sad, looking like a lot of the older characters on
Speaker 2: that show will be.
Speaker 1: I mean, we are we are what twenty six, twenty
Speaker 1: seven years removed from the first season, So makes sense.
Speaker 2: Well, because that is the first show that everyone thinks
Speaker 2: of as like the modern change in television. But that's
Speaker 2: also from nineteen ninety nine, right, right, because I think
Speaker 2: about this all the time of there's so many celebrity deaths.
Speaker 2: That's because there are so many celebrities now, and that
Speaker 2: started in the seventies into the eighties. Because even in
Speaker 2: the eighties, it's not like you lose like say an
Speaker 2: act or something like that. It's this fringe person that
Speaker 2: was popular for one thing. Yeah, exactly nineties even more,
Speaker 2: give us thirty years when all these influencers start going,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be like seven celebrity deaths a day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get to watch TikTok videos of funerals and whatnot.
Speaker 2: News damp not's a lump, big pussy with all those people.
Speaker 2: But I'm just I'm telling you about a modern day
Speaker 2: you know what we view and whatnot. But hey, Max,
Speaker 2: you see this story? You hear about this story. I
Speaker 2: don't have any information on it. I just wrote the headline.
Speaker 2: Do you have any info on it?
Speaker 1: Apparently there was a theater cleared out by someone who
Speaker 1: let go of a wretched fart during a Spider Man.
Speaker 2: And if you use the word wretched, I'm guessing this
Speaker 2: is in England.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I don't I just saw a headline.
Speaker 2: This man let go of a wretched fought this whwanka.
Speaker 2: According to reports, the theater was in Columbia.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Short of someone shitting on my chest,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would have got up and
Speaker 1: left the theater.
Speaker 2: How big is the theater?
Speaker 1: That's that's what I'm curious about, because if we're in Londone,
Speaker 1: it might be pretty small.
Speaker 2: But also if it's a big theater and he does this,
Speaker 2: he or she, I don't know, is it a man?
Speaker 1: There's like an eighty percent chance it's a.
Speaker 2: Man, whoever did this. That's impressive.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's like a ninety seven percent chances man, because
Speaker 1: it's probably eighty twenty male to female audience. And then
Speaker 1: on top of that you already have like another ninety to.
Speaker 2: Ten tighter man. I would say, closer to seventy thirty.
Speaker 1: Okay, but then on top of that a ninety to
Speaker 1: ten chance it would be a male to rip that
Speaker 1: type of fart. So whatever those two odds combined.
Speaker 2: As because then you also need to think about if
Speaker 2: the person would be embarrassed by doing this or kind
Speaker 2: of like let's see what slips out and if it's
Speaker 2: not that bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so another male type of risk.
Speaker 2: That's a male risk. A woman's not going to risk that. No, no,
Speaker 2: no new is done over at the box office this
Speaker 2: past weekend, not enough farts could clear out Spider Man
Speaker 2: from becoming the biggest opening of all time domestically three
Speaker 2: hundred and sixty million dollars, beating out the measly amount
Speaker 2: of three point fifty seven by endgame. That's not with
Speaker 2: adjustment of inflation and whatnot, money is worth a different amount, now,
Speaker 2: did you know that?
Speaker 1: So they say, so they say go Also on top
Speaker 1: of that, because the Odyssey, still in theaters, is still
Speaker 1: making quite a bit of money, uh fifty point one
Speaker 1: million domestically, this weekend has the new distinction of being
Speaker 1: the biggest domestic box office weekend of all time with
Speaker 1: over four hundred and twelve million. So you have Spider Man,
Speaker 1: you have The Odyssey, you still have Toy Story, Minions
Speaker 1: and Monsters and Mawana in the theater, so all the audiences,
Speaker 1: all the peoples can go to the theaters and watch.
Speaker 2: Now. I do question, is there some kind of a
Speaker 2: stat for Tom Holland being responsible for so much of
Speaker 2: that percentage?
Speaker 1: And Zendaia and Zendaya and John Barenthal and John Barenthal
Speaker 1: quite the cross a toss any Martiny. No, those are
Speaker 1: the only three.
Speaker 2: Any of the Odyssey actors in Minions and Monsters probably probably,
Speaker 2: I know George Lucas is.
Speaker 1: Goo. Also, on top of setting the new domestic box
Speaker 1: office record for the weekend, Spider Man now has the
Speaker 1: biggest opening domestic day of all time at one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty year.
Speaker 2: So that was the Thursday, but it included a Wednesday screening,
Speaker 2: so it kind of cheated.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that is cheating. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: You have a nice little fun fact, little note, little
Speaker 1: stats here, stat boy, The only two movies ever to
Speaker 1: eclipse three hundred million are Endgame in Brand New Day,
Speaker 1: and Spider Man became the ninth movie to top two
Speaker 1: hundred million domestically on its opening weekend of all time
Speaker 1: gou However, worldwide, Spider Man's number two, number two hit
Speaker 1: top two behind Endgame.
Speaker 2: He is inevitable.
Speaker 1: Spider Man hit nine hundred and thirty two million worldwide,
Speaker 1: which is insane, and still somehow three hundred million behind Endgame,
Speaker 1: which got to one point two to two billion, which
Speaker 1: is crazy. That is so much money.
Speaker 2: M hmm.
Speaker 1: Also, Spider Man's gonna be hitting the Imax theaters this weekend,
Speaker 1: ruining Odyssey's hold over it, so that's interesting.
Speaker 2: But the Odyssey is going back to Imax theaters after
Speaker 2: that and staying until like mid September.
Speaker 1: Yeah, September sixteenth, due to the demand. So I think
Speaker 1: they're both gonna be in Imax concurrently. That'll be interesting.
Speaker 1: And speaking of the Odyssey go second to fifty point
Speaker 1: one million, it's up to three hundred and ninety five
Speaker 1: million domestic League nine hundred and twelve million worldwide. That's
Speaker 1: going to hit a billion in the next week or two.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of insane how much money these two
Speaker 1: movies are making.
Speaker 2: And then Toy Story five continues to make a little
Speaker 2: bit of money. It's now over one billion dollars millions
Speaker 2: and Monsters six million, Mawana five point six good, that's
Speaker 2: ma wana farting. I think they cleared out the movies.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what okay. If I'm Disney, I'm saying Mowana
Speaker 2: would have done better. But someone wearing a Spider Man
Speaker 2: costume farted in the theater and he ruined it for everybody.
Speaker 2: That's why no one's going. The invite has passed forty
Speaker 2: million worldwide. This is on a production budget of ten
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, six million dollars. It's tracking to finish its
Speaker 2: run at sixty million dollars. The six million dollar production
Speaker 2: budget makes complete sense. There's four actors in an apartment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's a major success there. I mean
Speaker 1: I still have been wanting to see that, But obviously
Speaker 1: Odyssey and Spider Man have been taking up my theater time.
Speaker 2: And Obsession has become the fifth highest grossing horror film
Speaker 2: of all time. The film might pass five hundred million,
Speaker 2: that is worldwide, becoming the biggest original film of the decade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, massive, huge news damp.
Speaker 2: Kevin Figy teases at that at the end of Spider
Speaker 2: Man Brand New Day. It leads into another very well
Speaker 2: known Marvel franchise created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby Mack.
Speaker 2: Who could that be?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so to me, it strikes me. So the franchise
Speaker 1: is created by Lee and Kirby are Fantastic Four, X Men, Avengers, Thorn, Hulk.
Speaker 1: So obviously here he's talked about the ending when Jean
Speaker 1: Gray is going upstate and oh.
Speaker 2: By the way, spoiler spoilers, I think everyone knows by now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also knowing who the character is doesn't spoil the movie.
Speaker 1: No, it certainly does not. It is a nice reveal,
Speaker 1: but it certainly doesn't. I think he's clearly talking about
Speaker 1: the X Men, him, Jean Gray going upstate in that bus.
Speaker 1: I think we've seen Fantastic four, We've seen a.
Speaker 2: Ve Yeah, what if they say now, like Hulk, you
Speaker 2: guys are gonna get your Hulk. I know that you've
Speaker 2: been demanding it for a while, and we've given you
Speaker 2: twenty hulks. Here's another hulk.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Kevin Foggy says there are plans for Spider Man five,
Speaker 2: but Tom Holland and Zendea will rest first. How do
Speaker 2: you think they rest.
Speaker 1: Little R and R. You know, it's probably probably very sexy,
Speaker 1: those two very sexy folks. I bet they rest sex sexual,
Speaker 1: sex sexually sexily? Is that a word?
Speaker 2: Do you want a second take? No?
Speaker 1: I think I'm working through it here sexually sexully. Is
Speaker 1: that a thing?
Speaker 2: They work through it sexily?
Speaker 1: They work through it sexually. I think as Figi says
Speaker 1: that they deserve the victory lap here and also Figi
Speaker 1: and I think it's Amy Pascal, the head of whatever
Speaker 1: the name of the studio is. They like obviously want
Speaker 1: Dustin Daniel Kretten back to direct, so they're gonna get
Speaker 1: that team back together and maybe put it in the
Speaker 1: break a new record, set a new record.
Speaker 2: I would like if they tried to come back within
Speaker 2: three years.
Speaker 1: Though that seems unlikely because you have the next year
Speaker 1: and a half with two Avengers movies, right, so they
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't even start. They probably start shooting in three.
Speaker 2: Years, I know, but you want six years between the
Speaker 2: movies again.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't, but that seems really.
Speaker 2: Seven years, No, twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Let's say four. Let's say four.
Speaker 2: Four still a lot.
Speaker 1: Five for this last one. Let's say four for the
Speaker 1: next one.
Speaker 2: News Den Kevin Figi says fans will be incredibly satisfied
Speaker 2: and incredibly surprised by the ending of Avengers Doomsday. What
Speaker 2: did he say?
Speaker 1: Then we'll have a hard time waiting a year for
Speaker 1: Secret Wars. Great quote, Kevin. I think that we're gonna
Speaker 1: be also agreeing with this statement. I think from what
Speaker 1: the rumblings are, it sounds like because Goo, they was
Speaker 1: talking about establishing doom right, and then I also think
Speaker 1: they can't do the same ending they did Infinity Wars.
Speaker 2: You don't think half the characters can die again.
Speaker 1: I think there's gonna be a lot of deaths. Don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong. I don't think they're gonna leave it
Speaker 1: on the same note as Infinity War, because they already
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 2: I would like for permanent deaths.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna see that, yeah, or maybe more
Speaker 1: in Secret Wars, but in these two movies. So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm really intrigued. You obviously I was intrigued anyway, But
Speaker 1: I'm really intrigued.
Speaker 2: Look, everyone that's cautiously optimistic about Doom, you can shove
Speaker 2: that up your butt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Marvel is back. Movies are back back, baby, Marvel's dead.
Speaker 2: It just set a fucking record. And I will say though,
Speaker 2: people do have a different standard, a different thought about
Speaker 2: Spider Man movies where they almost don't even include it
Speaker 2: in these other Marvel movies anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2: News damp Sonny boss Tom Rothman has made a statement
Speaker 2: on the historic success of Spider Man brand New Day.
Speaker 2: What did roth Man say?
Speaker 1: Rothman said, Spider Man is uniting people across cultures and ages.
Speaker 1: People can piss on theatrical all they want, but that's
Speaker 1: one thing that only movies, weird movie theaters can do.
Speaker 2: This victory lap out of my face. What a weird
Speaker 2: thing to say.
Speaker 1: He also mentioned goo there are no Spider Man villain
Speaker 1: spinoffs in active Defense gone. He said, ultimately the audience
Speaker 1: wasn't satisfied enough with them. Whether that's a fair assessment
Speaker 1: of the movies, who knows.
Speaker 2: What a weird Okay, this guy pretty much like he's
Speaker 2: just made all this money.
Speaker 1: He says in denial.
Speaker 2: He put his fingers up and he's like, fuck everybody.
Speaker 1: Sony did it again.
Speaker 2: And we know those other Spider Man spin off movies
Speaker 2: are good. You guys are all dumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you fucked it up.
Speaker 2: Well, is this the same guy that blamed critics? Is
Speaker 2: like the critics made people think these movies are bad
Speaker 2: when in fact they can't think for themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 2: This guy stinks stinks news dump. Speaking of Spider Man,
Speaker 2: Andrew Garfield says he would be open to doing a
Speaker 2: new Spider Man film if the idea is very strange.
Speaker 1: What did he say to see talking strange?
Speaker 2: No, I think you want an av on guard.
Speaker 1: He wants spooky.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Garfield said. I would want it to be just completely unexpected,
Speaker 1: like a genre of Spider Man that you've never seen before.
Speaker 1: Maybe like a road trip movie. All right, he just
Speaker 1: doesn't want to play Spider Man.
Speaker 2: I mean I think that he would have been great,
Speaker 2: and this is something that they should have thought about.
Speaker 2: And while I loved what Nicholas Cage did, I think
Speaker 2: he would have been awesome as a little bit younger
Speaker 2: Spider Noir. Yeah, that could have worked, because Garfield is
Speaker 2: just great. Yeah, and we both said it while we
Speaker 2: loved Cavee a little bit of an older posture, Simmons
Speaker 2: is old. I think that Garfield would have been great.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that idea, and that's weird. Now it's been done,
Speaker 2: so Garfield won't do it.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: But if it was before the show, Garfield might have
Speaker 2: done it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 2: Is now mac X men it So you're telling me
Speaker 2: that we'll find out the cast at d twenty three,
Speaker 2: that's your guess.
Speaker 1: My guess is in a week and a half we'll
Speaker 1: get the full X we do know two? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: far confirmed won by this movie. Sadie Sink of course
Speaker 1: is Gene Gray. And then somehow we've only got one
Speaker 1: other confirmation that Samara Weaving is playing Emma Frost, which
Speaker 1: the Internet is a blaze about. The Internet is so
Speaker 1: curious who's going to be cast as Scott Summers to
Speaker 1: be able to get both of these two? Yeng.
Speaker 2: I tossed the name it you and you said he's
Speaker 2: too cool. Yeah, because I've seen Jacob a Lordie being
Speaker 2: someone that might be in this movie. They haven't linked
Speaker 2: to anything, but I'm going off of the fact that
Speaker 2: X Men, the animated series X Men ninety seven, they've
Speaker 2: almost gone out of their way to make Cyclops cool again.
Speaker 2: Would they do that on the big screen casting a
Speaker 2: cool dude like a Lordie to be Cyclops.
Speaker 1: You mentioned that, and then I saw a connection that
Speaker 1: makes way more sense. A Lordy is a gambit.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be cool goo.
Speaker 1: Indy Navaretti, who we saw star in Obsession.
Speaker 2: She's been pounding the desk. She wants this so bad,
Speaker 2: and you know what, I like that.
Speaker 1: She says she wants to play Mystique. I think now
Speaker 1: that we've all seen what she looks like, we'd all
Speaker 1: like to see her in the mystique get up. She
Speaker 1: said she also met with X Men director Jake Skreyer,
Speaker 1: so why not? Why not? She loved Thunderbolts because it
Speaker 1: captured that old school Marvel vibe, vibe because it's character driven.
Speaker 2: Sure and her are the same, and her Spider Man
Speaker 2: pointing meme.
Speaker 1: Other rumored castings here Charles Melton as Beast, Kaylee Spanney
Speaker 1: as Rogue Jamie Laws in his Storm. We saw her
Speaker 1: in The Batman as the Mayor. I think she's the Mayor.
Speaker 1: Drew Starkey as cyclops. I don't know who that fella is.
Speaker 1: Adam Driver is, mister sinister. He's been rumored to be
Speaker 1: a part of the cast.
Speaker 2: Every fucking character in this cast. And Bill Scarsguard as
Speaker 2: Professor I like that. I don't so the reason why.
Speaker 2: And we've talked about this. I want and I like this,
Speaker 2: lesser known actors playing the X Men. But you need
Speaker 2: those anchor actors, big well known actors to be a
Speaker 2: Professor x, a magneto, or a villain.
Speaker 1: I think Bill Scarsguard is not charismatic enough to play
Speaker 1: Charles Xavier.
Speaker 2: What if instead of being charismatic, he's very deadpan and
Speaker 2: he's the real.
Speaker 1: Villain, Well, then maybe that'll work.
Speaker 2: So once again, Mack is saying, wait another week and
Speaker 2: a half and we're gonna know all this shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure more of these will get trickled out,
Speaker 1: but I think we'll get the announcement during D twenty.
Speaker 2: Three is de Yeah yeah. Abdul Mateen the Second releases
Speaker 2: a statement after wonder Man has been canceled. What did yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: abdul Mateen the Second say, he.
Speaker 1: Said, that's life right, everything that shake.
Speaker 2: That's what he said. He's saying his statement.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we got to be part of something cool.
Speaker 1: Thank you for watching. And then the show runner, Andrew Guest,
Speaker 1: released a video in regards to the show being canceled
Speaker 1: and said that was a decision that was made internally
Speaker 1: between Disney and Marvel, that this didn't make sense for them,
Speaker 1: even though a few months ago did now to that,
Speaker 1: I would say a few months ago they were not
Speaker 1: planning on a season two because it was such a
Speaker 1: smash success. They're like, god to season two, and now
Speaker 1: that they've thought through it, they're like, that really doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense to make another.
Speaker 2: It also fits with the motif of the show of
Speaker 2: this actor who it's peaks and valleys. Yeah, he went
Speaker 2: up and now it's like, never mind. You asked him
Speaker 2: many questions on this set of The Ryan Murphy Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah news, dam mahersla Ahli says he's moved on from Blade.
Speaker 1: I have moved on. I'm good. You had men under contract.
Speaker 1: If they wanted to do the movie, we would have
Speaker 1: done the movie. So we're not doing the movie. They
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it, so they should answer that question.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it sucks. We've known this for a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean I really want to see that movie. But
Speaker 1: it's also like, yeah, not surprising. It feels like Marshall
Speaker 1: al Lee just found out they're not making them.
Speaker 2: But could they make this movie with a new actor
Speaker 2: who has jumped to the forefront as telling you he's
Speaker 2: gonna kick your ass? News dump? What did Jonah Hill say? Mac?
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu hasn't ready to annihilate incredible
Speaker 1: word usage, annihilate anyone who still sees him as the
Speaker 1: fat guy from super Bad. Jonah, I don't care if
Speaker 1: you add forty pounds of muscle in your shredded You're
Speaker 1: always gonna be the fat kid from super Bad because
Speaker 1: that's who you.
Speaker 2: But also, why is that such a bad thing? Patrick
Speaker 2: Renna he is. He played the great hand Bino in
Speaker 2: the Sandlot. He's doing his new show UH with Danielle Fischel.
Speaker 2: What an amazing swing by him. Great work. But he
Speaker 2: was on some podcast and they said to him, how
Speaker 2: do you feel being known for one character for the
Speaker 2: rest of your life? Everyone knows you from this movie?
Speaker 2: And he said, there's nothing wrong with that. It's a
Speaker 2: movie that brought people joy for thirty years. Why would
Speaker 2: I be upset if someone looks at me and says, oh,
Speaker 2: it's the hambino.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a great attitude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great attitude.
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill continued, qu I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except
Speaker 1: my body's begging me not to leave JJ. My wife
Speaker 1: is often like, you're not going to become a professional fighter.
Speaker 1: You know that, right, You're a comedian. She if we
Speaker 1: get into it, I would fuck you up. I would
Speaker 1: fuck all three of you up. Jonah Hill continues during
Speaker 1: this podcast, and then he finishes goo. My favorite thing
Speaker 1: is people are like, oh, Jonah Hill, fucking fat guy
Speaker 1: from super Bad, and I'm like, I would fucking annihilate you. Dude.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. Try it. If you see me,
Speaker 1: try it, dude, bring it. Who's got it. I don't
Speaker 1: think Jonah Hill understands that when you were rolling around
Speaker 1: practicing Brazilian jiu jitsu, people are going hard, but people
Speaker 1: are not trying to kill you. Additionally, yes, jiu jitsu
Speaker 1: is useful, but if someone touches you square in the
Speaker 1: mouth and knocks you out cold before you get a
Speaker 1: chance to do jiu jitsu, you're gonna get fucked up,
Speaker 1: and you are not a large fellow man. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get You're gonna get annihilated.
Speaker 2: Now this brings us to a new segment. Of course
Speaker 2: Mac has done this in the past, but I'm a
Speaker 2: little bit of a jonahverse. Why Mac, let me ask
Speaker 2: you which animals do you think Jonah Hill could kick
Speaker 2: the ass of.
Speaker 1: I think Jonah Hill could beat a fox.
Speaker 2: A fox.
Speaker 1: I'd give him a fox.
Speaker 2: I uh, I just googled list of wild animals. M
Speaker 2: I'll just go down the list. Give me a yes
Speaker 2: or no.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Giraffe.
Speaker 1: I think if you get it really hard in its knee, yeah,
Speaker 1: you could beat a draft.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you think you could beat a giraffe. Do
Speaker 2: you think Jonah Hill could beat a giraffe?
Speaker 1: I think anyone could beat a draft if they because
Speaker 1: once you take out a leg, the drafts just gonna
Speaker 1: be whipping its neck back and forth, which could hurt.
Speaker 2: That's a good straw.
Speaker 1: Fifty to fifty against the draft, gorilla draft, No one
Speaker 1: has a chance.
Speaker 2: No, no one. No wombat.
Speaker 1: I don't know really how large wombats are.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll skip the wombat. Then chimpanzee. No shot, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: probably not leopard no, kowala. Kowalas are a little vicious,
Speaker 2: plus most of them have gone Rhea.
Speaker 1: Kualas would probably fuck you if you I feel like
Speaker 1: you would lose to a kowal or if you're gonna
Speaker 1: lose to a chimpanzee.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna skip rhino. I'm gonna skip chipmunk. That's
Speaker 2: too obvious. Possum.
Speaker 1: No, most people are beating aposta.
Speaker 2: Here's the issue with the possum. You think that you
Speaker 2: beat it, you turn your back that things still alive.
Speaker 1: I would I would utilize the possum as a nunchuk.
Speaker 2: You have to tie two tails together, though you need
Speaker 2: multiple possum to then night pass. So like say, if
Speaker 2: you were to fight a chimpanzee, but you were given
Speaker 2: to possum as.
Speaker 1: A weapon, well I could do a little.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what you're saying, you want to hold the
Speaker 2: tails of each I was saying, you tie the tails
Speaker 2: together and you make you have possums on each end.
Speaker 1: I want to separate the lightsabers. I want to instead
Speaker 1: of one noble lightsaber porcupine.
Speaker 2: Those things get pretty big and their spike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would just walk away from the porcine.
Speaker 2: I don't care about you. Could Jonah Hill bejj? Jonah Hill?
Speaker 2: Could he kick?
Speaker 1: He was trying BJJ on the porcupine? He would lose
Speaker 1: a raccoon, he would beat a raccoon.
Speaker 2: I know that you think you could? Do you think
Speaker 2: Jonah Hill could kick the ass of a wolf?
Speaker 1: Well, the whole concept of bajilion jiu jitsu is like
Speaker 1: letting someone get a hold of you and using it
Speaker 1: against him. So if Jonahill's okay with getting bit in
Speaker 1: the forearm and then joking out the wolf, then yes,
Speaker 1: red panda, those things are slinky red panda. Would I
Speaker 1: think I would beat a red panda? I don't know
Speaker 1: about Jonah Hill.
Speaker 2: Ram.
Speaker 1: Oh, it'd be hard to be hard. I don't want
Speaker 1: to get rammed by the ram, that's the thing. How
Speaker 1: do I get behind the ram? I don't know.
Speaker 2: What do you plan on doing back there? Deer deer's
Speaker 2: they are deceptive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they just get the little kicks.
Speaker 2: Also, when I was in Maine, one of my cousins
Speaker 2: who drove up on the day they get Oh, I
Speaker 2: was driving by the ocean. I saw a deer swimming
Speaker 2: in the ocean. I'm like that doesn't make a lot
Speaker 2: of sense. Apparently they're very buoyant, they're large, they're huge.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to fuck with a deer, but you know,
Speaker 1: push comes to shove.
Speaker 2: Maybe elephant, hippo, rhino, all no go Red Fox? You said, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: what about the actor Red Fox?
Speaker 1: Red Fox from his Great Jonah Hill.
Speaker 2: Panda? No monkey, no seal? I don't think so seals seal? Yes,
Speaker 2: maybe where's where's the arena? It needs to be by
Speaker 2: the water, but not in the water.
Speaker 1: If you're on the beach, the human's gonna win.
Speaker 2: But what if it's a sea lion?
Speaker 1: Sea lions are much larger, but sort of still the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 2: Applies, lemur. If it's zaboomafoo, no shot.
Speaker 1: No lamers would fuck you up? You think so it's
Speaker 1: a boom of lambers? Would fuck you up?
Speaker 2: Octopus, bear, king, kobra, oh, wild dingo? Last one Jonahill
Speaker 2: would beat a dingo? Actually, last one? Lad Here this
Speaker 2: is I want to ask you this because it's not
Speaker 2: a big cat. This motherfucker's fast cheetah.
Speaker 1: I mean a cheetah. So the cheetah is the cat
Speaker 1: that would least use its clause. But the clause are
Speaker 1: a big game changer. You could beat a cheetah, no doubt.
Speaker 2: Because you wanted to get close chasing the people.
Speaker 1: Have beaten pumas, and cheaterahs are probably smaller than pumas.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you could beat a cheetah.
Speaker 2: So you think you could. But could Jonah Hill?
Speaker 1: He could?
Speaker 2: Okay, Matt, you think very highly of Jonah Hill.
Speaker 1: I think highly of humans.
Speaker 2: He's dem Dave Bautista is in talks to play Kratos
Speaker 2: in the live action God of War series.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know shit about the God of War games.
Speaker 1: I never played them. I do know they're beloved, and
Speaker 1: I love Dave Batista, and Dave Batista's big Krados is big.
Speaker 1: I'm in on that.
Speaker 2: Dave Bautista would kick Jonah Hill's ass for sure. For
Speaker 2: sure he's done. Is that just our new thing moving forward?
Speaker 2: Could they kick Jonah Hill's ass? Like? I don't think
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not a strong man. No, I am
Speaker 2: a strong man. I'm not a tough man. I don't
Speaker 2: think Jonah Hill could kick my ass, though I would
Speaker 2: agree with you. I do like how out of like
Speaker 2: the Jonah Hill stuff, it's all these other actors over
Speaker 2: the year being like, I fucking hate Jonah Hill. I
Speaker 2: don't love Jay Barshal. Here's the area goo Jonah Hill
Speaker 2: versu Jay Barshaw.
Speaker 1: Jonahill would kill Jay Barshaal.
Speaker 2: What a podcast?
Speaker 1: Jay Barshel weighs like one hundred and thirty five pounds.
Speaker 2: I do like that. When they were filming this is
Speaker 2: the end, Jay Barshaw's like, yeah, a lot of the
Speaker 2: stuff in the movie was just me really not liking
Speaker 2: Jonah Hill. Star Wars Visions the ninth or the ninth?
Speaker 2: Did you forget a letter? Is it ninth or ninth?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the word ninth written before? Yeah?
Speaker 2: There should be an e after the end, so this
Speaker 2: is ninth? Possibly, all right, ninth Jedi got a trailer.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I copied it paste with that, but
Speaker 1: maybe I didn't. Uh, yeah, we're getting the So the
Speaker 1: Star Wars Vision series to me has not well I
Speaker 1: was looking at you before I was looking at the screen.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that that could be a mistake. I
Speaker 1: don't care for the animation style and Star Wars Visions
Speaker 1: this anime style is not visually pleasing to me, So
Speaker 1: I'm probably not gonna love this, but I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: it a try. It's got lightsabers. Why not?
Speaker 2: Is that Booster Gold series is still in development at
Speaker 2: d C. New creative team is being hired. No actor
Speaker 2: has been cast yet. This is via the rap and THHR.
Speaker 2: Do you think DC should do a well known character
Speaker 2: soon to try and keep the people with them.
Speaker 1: We gotta figure out who our Batman is. We gotta
Speaker 1: figure it out. As much as we want to believe
Speaker 1: in James Gunn, you gotta give us.
Speaker 2: At tell the people it's Brandon sklin R.
Speaker 1: Like we don't. We don't necessarily need Wonder Woman, we
Speaker 1: need Batman.
Speaker 2: So do you think they You just need to tell
Speaker 2: people who they are and they can still take their
Speaker 2: time and do the other stuff, but just let people
Speaker 2: know we do have a Batman one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and especially because like the Batman Batinson that got
Speaker 1: delayed again, So all this talk about Batman and you're
Speaker 1: just blue ballsing everyone on both fronts.
Speaker 2: I do like that we have seen Pattinson wearing the
Speaker 2: suit again. This is different just saying I'm happy with
Speaker 2: the Batman too. We have seen them wearing the suit again.
Speaker 1: I will say though, like going with lesser known people
Speaker 1: or characters in series I think is better. I don't
Speaker 1: know shit about Booster Gold. What I do know, I'm
Speaker 1: intrigued making a series not a movie.
Speaker 2: And yes that is James Gun's bread and butter. But
Speaker 2: I do think that you need it as a part
Speaker 2: of a bigger universe where someone is handling the bigger
Speaker 2: name characters of like, yes, you are doing The Guardians,
Speaker 2: the Guardians Rule, but we already have Iron Man, Captain America,
Speaker 2: hul Can thor over here.
Speaker 1: We have our base already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's down. Greta Gerwergan, Noah bomb back, are ready
Speaker 2: to start writing? Bar be too? What are these details?
Speaker 1: So? First of all, this movie should never ever happen.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm guessing they paid them a lot of money,
Speaker 2: saying pulweeze, make us a Bobby too. What's gonna be different?
Speaker 2: Barbie's gonna wear a hat this time?
Speaker 1: These folks are married, if if you haven't remembered, they
Speaker 1: said they're not gonna share the details on the concept
Speaker 1: or start writing until the deals are finalized for themselves.
Speaker 1: Margaret Robbie and Ryan Gossing Fair. David Zaslav hasn't signed
Speaker 1: off yet because he thinks some of the offers are
Speaker 1: too generous. Okay, So, I mean they're offering a lot
Speaker 1: of money the way you're gonna get them in the
Speaker 1: first place.
Speaker 2: They don't want to make this movie. Yeah, like you
Speaker 2: need to pay them a ridiculous amount of money. There
Speaker 2: is no sequel to what that first movie is yep.
Speaker 1: And so the offers currently include a percentage of the
Speaker 1: gross profits if it's successful, on top of the upfront fees.
Speaker 1: The upfront fee for Gossling he wants twenty million. Understandable
Speaker 1: Mattel will reboot Barbie without Warner Brothers if no deals
Speaker 1: are reached by December. I don't think that's true. Mattel
Speaker 1: cannot use the same talent or story elements at another
Speaker 1: studio if no deal happened.
Speaker 2: But they can lie to the audience and say it's
Speaker 2: the sequel.
Speaker 1: If a deal is reached, it will take years before
Speaker 1: the film hits theaters. This is never gonna happen. It's
Speaker 1: never gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I could see them trying to go Barbie animated route,
Speaker 1: but I that's just not gonna hit dump.
Speaker 2: Gillian Anderson says the script for Wrian Kugler's X Files
Speaker 2: plot pilots.
Speaker 1: Sorry, is brilliant, she said, I cannot think of a
Speaker 1: better person to take the helm. I was impressed by
Speaker 1: how different and yet how quintessentially like an X File.
Speaker 1: It was so we were already in on Cougler. Now
Speaker 1: Gillian Anderson, star of X Files, is in on Ryan Kugler.
Speaker 1: I'm really intrigued by Cougar tackling TV because I think
Speaker 1: what we've all noted in Kugler's movies is it's so
Speaker 1: character driven and characters really get a chance to shine
Speaker 1: in television. So give him whatever he wants, let him
Speaker 1: do whatever he wants.
Speaker 2: I mean, Mac, what is this leftover piece of news
Speaker 2: from comic Con?
Speaker 1: Yeah, comic Con two weekends ago. I thought this was notable.
Speaker 1: Seth Green revealed that he worked directly with George Lucas
Speaker 1: to create an animated comedy series in the Star Wars
Speaker 1: universe inspired by the Simpsons. I don't know really if
Speaker 1: that's gonna come to fruition. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was like they scrapped it there it's post production.
Speaker 2: Is that a recent thing or is that something I've
Speaker 2: heard of? There was like an animated show that George
Speaker 2: Lucas was working on just before he sold it to Disney,
Speaker 2: So was he talking about that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I'm intrigued by the concept.
Speaker 2: Because I know that Seth Green loves Star Wars. He's
Speaker 2: done how many Robot Chicken specials on it? Then he
Speaker 2: does all this stuff with family Guy on it. And
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that George Lucas he admires the you know, I.
Speaker 1: Mean there's something there, of course, and that's been poked
Speaker 1: fun at before in reference before like Stormtroops getting home
Speaker 1: from a Dale work, you know, like doing that sort
Speaker 1: of thing.
Speaker 2: Can you think of another actor that better represents late
Speaker 2: nineties teens than Seth Green? Maybe on the mail side,
Speaker 2: because there's always like you know, Buffy their share and
Speaker 2: like all those yeah, yeah, true, but late nineties angsty
Speaker 2: teen Josh Hartnett's up there, Brecken Meyer, Jason Biggs. We're
Speaker 2: building a super team right now, We're building our Avengers,
Speaker 2: because then you obviously do look at Alicia Silverstone, you
Speaker 2: look at Sarah Michelle Geller, Jennifer love Hewitt or.
Speaker 1: Doing a mac v gou right now.
Speaker 2: No, We're we're building a fucking team or we're building,
Speaker 2: We're having a house party. Who were the inviting We
Speaker 2: did that, right, No, we talked about doing that.
Speaker 1: We should do that.
Speaker 2: We never did it, though, you.
Speaker 1: Should do that.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll do it.
Speaker 1: It'll be part of a trio.
Speaker 2: Draft, you know, no topic for the end of the week.
Speaker 2: So I think we just doubled into that.
Speaker 1: One of the three mini drafts.
Speaker 2: Seth Green is such an interesting person to take because
Speaker 2: we had him as different character as in the late nineties.
Speaker 2: Can't hardly wait Scott Evil, his character on Buffy. He's
Speaker 2: also Brian Griffin.
Speaker 1: Wait, no, he's not Brian Griffin. Seth McFarlane does Brian Griffin.
Speaker 2: No, he's not Brian Griffin. He's the other Griffin. He's
Speaker 2: the son Griffin. Why might playing Family Guys? He's Chris.
Speaker 2: I'm the Family Guy. I've seen three hundred episodes of
Speaker 2: Family Guy. I didn't know his character's name.
Speaker 1: Do you think Lacy Shaber regrets not going back to
Speaker 1: Family Guy? Yes, she's just doing Hallmark movies instead.
Speaker 2: Like all you had to do and this isn't look
Speaker 2: it's still a job. You still have to go there.
Speaker 2: You still have to read for the character. You still
Speaker 2: have to voice act, but I would imagine having a
Speaker 2: cushy job of a four hundred episode animated show where
Speaker 2: you are reading for the fifth or sixth character on there.
Speaker 2: I think she made a mistake. I agree, all right,
Speaker 2: well shake on that its doubt makes us similar, that
Speaker 2: makes us great, but also what makes us different that
Speaker 2: makes us great.