Speaker 1: Hi, baby, but thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be perfect, Ladies and gentlemen. We mentioned
Speaker 2: type Felton in the last segment and Coach mentioned him yesterday. Coach,
Speaker 2: I think he.
Speaker 3: Has a better plan at the line of scrimmage.
Speaker 1: You know, this year.
Speaker 3: A lot of times, you know, when you get a
Speaker 3: young player that's as fast and explosive as tige as,
Speaker 3: it takes them some time to understand, you know, Defenders,
Speaker 3: especially knowing the juice that he has, they're not just
Speaker 3: gonna let you have a free run.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to have a plan.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to get on an edge, you know,
Speaker 3: and save the space required well hopefully activating that explosiveness.
Speaker 3: It's been really good at the top of routes in transition.
Speaker 2: So there you go, you know, I know, I think
Speaker 2: it's like we you know, it's funny how after a
Speaker 2: rookie season, when we all know how monumental the task
Speaker 2: is to be a rookie in the NFL, sometimes people
Speaker 2: forget about players and give up on them after one season.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: I think both he and Gavin Bartholomew man, I'm looking
Speaker 2: forward to us seeing how they both progress this year
Speaker 2: and then quays is gonna be like I told you what, Hey,
Speaker 2: I sauce sauce.
Speaker 4: I mean what.
Speaker 2: You know, I've never seen anyone attacking the sandwich. I
Speaker 2: felt bad for a sandwich, like it was a living organism,
Speaker 2: like it had children. You ate it like it.
Speaker 1: Was your.
Speaker 5: There's over three fourths of the goddamn sandwich still last.
Speaker 2: That's the second one.
Speaker 1: So wait a minute.
Speaker 6: Is this like me at your wedding when I had
Speaker 6: one and a half cupcakes and you're like, you ate
Speaker 6: seven of them? You're fatty? Oh now you know what
Speaker 6: it feels like. Although, so during the break maybe somebody
Speaker 6: could have seen it. The camera that's over my right
Speaker 6: shoulder here, Chris.
Speaker 4: Walked in and was like, hey, Paul, this food here,
Speaker 4: and he's like, oh, you.
Speaker 1: Already have one shot.
Speaker 2: Egg on a roll man, which I've never heard of it. Man,
Speaker 2: just think something great. So breakfast sandwiches, yeah, man, signature sandwiches.
Speaker 1: Like from the two bites I've had, it's great.
Speaker 4: Of your second, one fourth sandwich.
Speaker 1: So what is there?
Speaker 4: A couple of locations? Is that the deal?
Speaker 2: It looks like there's two locations and check out Egg
Speaker 2: on a roll dot com.
Speaker 1: Paul already did twice.
Speaker 2: I can tell.
Speaker 1: Have another one.
Speaker 2: I know there's a chicken somewhere rolling around in his
Speaker 2: grave right now. We got eating, so quickly.
Speaker 1: Get provided up eggs for me.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 2: Quiet down, it's good, quite down.
Speaker 4: Thanks on Frozen cave Man, Lawyer, un frozen cave.
Speaker 1: It's a really good sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet it was. But the other I'm just
Speaker 2: like the one too.
Speaker 1: It's still here. Oh my goodness, getting the text regards.
Speaker 4: I don't know what kind of sandwiches do they have? Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: God, I love you cream earlier.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's his favorite bitch anyway, because it's so obnoxious.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: It's time for Fan five on the Power Trip, brought
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 6: All right, we've gone through almost all the sports, so
Speaker 6: let me let me do this and just see if
Speaker 6: you care, because this is sports adjacent and maybe.
Speaker 4: Chris doesn't even know.
Speaker 2: I probably don't.
Speaker 6: Actually, you probably do. You read you prep for this show,
Speaker 6: but maybe you don't know. Do you know what TV
Speaker 6: show premieres today?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 4: And and uh sports adjacent?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, my show on Hulu right.
Speaker 4: Close Chad Powers is Oh no, that's not that's no.
Speaker 4: I would not bring up Chad Powers.
Speaker 1: Did you watch it yet?
Speaker 2: Gonna love it? It's so good. Okay September Ted.
Speaker 6: Las ted Lasso sneakily Ted Lasso Season four out today.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Great show, great show, show.
Speaker 6: Don't I don't know if they should have brought it
Speaker 6: back because it was awesome and you know, everybody liked it.
Speaker 4: One of a bunch of awards.
Speaker 6: It ended perfectly, universally loved it, really did it perfectly.
Speaker 6: This time he's coaching a female soccer team, and I
Speaker 6: believe it's based in like Kansas. I think it's a
Speaker 6: US team, so I don't think they're in anymore Europe anymore.
Speaker 2: Premise and set up as follows the return to Kansas.
Speaker 2: Ted is initially living back in Kansas and working in
Speaker 2: the local grocery sto or to be a present father
Speaker 2: to his son Henry. The offer leadership at the AFC,
Speaker 2: Richmond arrived state side to pitch Ted on coaching their
Speaker 2: newly formed women's squad a new mission. The narrative explores
Speaker 2: the idea that being a good dad means showing your
Speaker 2: child how to pursue your true calling, prompting Ted to
Speaker 2: head back across the pond.
Speaker 4: Oh so he does go back to you.
Speaker 1: Across the Yeah, that kid must suck.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave you here. I'm just gonna go ahead
Speaker 2: and move you in with your therapist.
Speaker 4: I'm doing this to show you a lesson, kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuddy, yeah about that.
Speaker 6: I'm going to chase my dreams, and my dreams are
Speaker 6: as far away from you as possible.
Speaker 2: The dream is that I would have worn a condom. God,
Speaker 2: that just changes the whole whole theme of Ted last.
Speaker 1: Rotten to me.
Speaker 2: I'm okay, man, it's good and it's cool man, you know,
Speaker 2: you know, continuing the trend on the upward trajectory of
Speaker 2: women's sports. So that'd be great too. It's good, man.
Speaker 2: I don't I think Roy Kent is the coach now
Speaker 2: of the team, Is that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Rosie just canceled Apple TV.
Speaker 2: Yes, so it's good, good, good good.
Speaker 7: Every Apple TV show I watch is always just really good, man.
Speaker 8: So just don't have a good promotion, I feel like,
Speaker 8: because even we all are talking about how much we
Speaker 8: love ted last so I didn't. I did not know
Speaker 8: until this morning when I just really that it was
Speaker 8: coming out today.
Speaker 2: You know what's hard? You know two things that are hard.
Speaker 2: You know it's hard is advertising anything today? The only
Speaker 2: place you can find a group of listeners every day
Speaker 2: is on the radio. I mean, we used to sit
Speaker 2: and watch three or four different channels and we would
Speaker 2: see an advertisement for a movie fifteen times. We didn't
Speaker 2: watch the six o'clock news, of the five o'clock news,
Speaker 2: there was going to be advertising. None of us do
Speaker 2: that as a group anymore. This is radio, literally is
Speaker 2: the last bastion of where we all gather to hear things.
Speaker 2: And I'm not just saying that as somebody who loves radio.
Speaker 2: I'm saying what else do we all do? All of us?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 4: You are correct, sir?
Speaker 8: Whenever it's also like targeted now, like in personalize on
Speaker 8: your algorithm, like you can look something up one time
Speaker 8: and it's the.
Speaker 2: Worst because it doesn't expose you to new things.
Speaker 4: Right, and all you get our browsers ads.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that for you know, I forget everything
Speaker 2: I just said. I like it.
Speaker 5: You've got a free lifetime subscription leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Didn't you sign up for it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Got a face ID to enter the websday.
Speaker 2: It's weird they don't use my face for the idea.
Speaker 7: Wow, mister Bayn knows who's coming into that website.
Speaker 1: We we can hear you, all right.
Speaker 2: Whatever, it's a sauce lightning round, just popping in. You're
Speaker 2: ready for this, scry, Just a sauce lightning round.
Speaker 1: Come on me, sauce. You got this saucy, you're ready?
Speaker 4: What am I doing?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, you know, top five as on the board,
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna tell you gotta name what they are?
Speaker 2: You ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Name something? People adjust their hat. Name something A turkey
Speaker 2: has that you don't a gobbler.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: People think we're just They must think it's staged. They
Speaker 6: must think we're just setting him up. But if you
Speaker 6: if you watchcafean dot com slash watch, you can just
Speaker 6: see it. He's not that good of an actor.
Speaker 2: This is sincere to get back to a sandwich.
Speaker 5: Have that?
Speaker 4: We don't gobbler? A gobblers?
Speaker 1: What's a gobbler.
Speaker 4: What is it? What's a gobble?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why tell me something that might be described as.
Speaker 1: Lumpy mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2: Name a movie that puts you in the holiday mood,
Speaker 2: Chris's vacation. Name something you do right before you kiss someone?
Speaker 1: Gobbler?
Speaker 4: He doesn't know the order, Saus me. Yeah, what do
Speaker 4: you do before you kiss somebody?
Speaker 3: Go?
Speaker 1: Close your eyes?
Speaker 4: That's what they do.
Speaker 2: Close your eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't kiss on the lips with your eyes open.
Speaker 1: What are you weird? What?
Speaker 4: No, you close your.
Speaker 1: Eyes and you kiss on your eyes open?
Speaker 2: Howk? Yeah, that's not the I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: can't imagine. That's the first thing. It doesn't matter. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know I keep my eyes.
Speaker 6: I like permission, Yeah, yes, sign an nda, saus. What
Speaker 6: what's something a turkey has that we don't?
Speaker 1: A gobbler?
Speaker 2: Well, here you go, it's not a I had an answer.
Speaker 1: Name people suggest.
Speaker 2: Name something people adjust? You said hat not there? Number
Speaker 2: one answer was temperature. Oh yeah, name something a turkey
Speaker 2: has that you don't. You said a gobbler. I'm not
Speaker 2: even sure what that is.
Speaker 1: That's this thing looking at you.
Speaker 4: We're on the radio.
Speaker 1: I looked it up.
Speaker 7: A gobbler is an adult male turkey. Yeah, you weren't
Speaker 7: following off. It's the thing they have hanging from their neck.
Speaker 4: Meat. You didn't hear what he just said. It's an
Speaker 4: that turkey is a God is a turkey.
Speaker 2: Man is a gobbler. I took a man a gobblin.
Speaker 1: He's doing a patrick the impression.
Speaker 2: You're talking about a wattle. That's the wattle. I have one, now, TII,
Speaker 2: the guy from Star Wars wobble.
Speaker 1: That's right, I want to.
Speaker 2: Feather. Was the number one answer on the board. By
Speaker 2: the way, tell me something that might be described as lumpy.
Speaker 2: You said potato, and that's the number one answer on
Speaker 2: the board. That's just all right. Name something that movie
Speaker 2: that puts you into Christmas food, you said, and that
Speaker 2: was number three. Number one was a Christmas story. You
Speaker 2: guys are wrong about that film. That's a great thing.
Speaker 6: No, he hates it hate. I don't mind it. I
Speaker 6: don't I don't like I didn't grow up with it,
Speaker 6: so I like it. But yeah, he thinks it's the
Speaker 6: worst movie ever made.
Speaker 1: It's awful.
Speaker 2: Name something you do right before you kiss someone. You said.
Speaker 2: The number one answer is something that obviously didn't come
Speaker 2: to mind for you brush your teeth.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm getting dumped on like I'm a lady in
Speaker 5: one of Hawk's dad's videos.
Speaker 2: Please don't say Dad, Please say Dwight. We've agreed you
Speaker 2: can continue the bit.
Speaker 1: But you kiss Dwight's video. There, you just wanted to
Speaker 1: have this sandwich.
Speaker 2: You said, close your eyes the top five answers for
Speaker 2: brush your teeth, smile, eat a mint, lick lips, which
Speaker 2: is what Jack said, or close, I should say, look
Speaker 2: into the eyes, not close your eyes. There you go
Speaker 2: lightning around.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's sweet. Thanks man, you did it.
Speaker 6: Appreciate Are we ever gonna get through five questions where
Speaker 6: he doesn't have at least one that goes.
Speaker 1: Off the rail? Gobbler time? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, Captain name a fictional character known for his strength, catch.
Speaker 1: So good?
Speaker 8: What was the one where he said Garl one of
Speaker 8: his friends?
Speaker 2: He answers on the board?
Speaker 1: Was the question?
Speaker 7: I think they asked you who who meets us would call?
Speaker 7: In some sort of It was like it was like
Speaker 7: a generic question, like who do you call.
Speaker 1: That wasn't on the board.
Speaker 2: I guess you answered like one of his friends dog?
Speaker 4: It was Garlar.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so good. That was so funny.
Speaker 2: There you go, well done us. Thanks you did it.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: Now every time I see like like neck flaps skin,
Speaker 6: it's gonna be like, look at the gabbler on this.
Speaker 1: Cho Yeah, gobbler.
Speaker 4: And that's the title of the podcast. The Hawk is definitely.
Speaker 1: Websites. That's web his face idea is his say gobbler.
Speaker 8: Dwight dot com backslash gobbley for trial.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, real quick before going to break in,
Speaker 2: we're doing sports zacho, Yes, sir. Two things about hockey
Speaker 2: that I've read today. Number One, I read a long
Speaker 2: article about how a lot of NHL teams are getting
Speaker 2: rid of their radio crew and just using simulcasting with
Speaker 2: their television. Is that something you're seeing as well? Is
Speaker 2: that something you're worried about.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the Blue Jackets just did it, and I got
Speaker 9: a lot.
Speaker 1: Of heat for it.
Speaker 2: I hope they did because that sucks.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And they use like corporate speak like fans are
Speaker 9: gonna be able to access our broadcast like before with
Speaker 9: our simulcast of the team. It's as you, guys, I mean,
Speaker 9: it'd be like listening to a football game on the
Speaker 9: radio from a TV broadcast perspective.
Speaker 4: It doesn't it doesn't work. It doesn't work.
Speaker 2: I mean, we do the simulcast for the preseason games
Speaker 2: and they do a great job. My guys are great,
Speaker 2: but they're great because they do radio right. But there's
Speaker 2: a difference between letting people see it and telling people
Speaker 2: what's happening. There's just a difference.
Speaker 5: Man, You are sick, correct, He and Pete and Ben
Speaker 5: are great at it because they do radio right.
Speaker 2: They paint the picture, yes, yes, and you need that,
Speaker 2: you really do. The other thing is that an article
Speaker 2: from Jonathan Harrison today, I believe on bringing me the
Speaker 2: sports talking about garn still navigating the massive extension for
Speaker 2: Quinn Hughes. Are you surprised it's not done yet?
Speaker 9: I think there's they had some family stuff come up.
Speaker 9: I thought Russell kind of made it sound more imminent
Speaker 9: last week, but like I said, I think they had
Speaker 9: some family issues that might have delayed that. I'm just
Speaker 9: speculating because yeah, he was who was going to go
Speaker 9: meet with Quinn in Michigan last week, But then there
Speaker 9: was absolutely nothing that came from that. And like I said,
Speaker 9: the only thing that I heard was there was.
Speaker 6: There might have been so look, don't we all think
Speaker 6: though that what we went through as wild fans last
Speaker 6: year is the only reason we're not panicking now because
Speaker 6: we just went through this with Carill and Bill Garon
Speaker 6: figured it out.
Speaker 4: It was last year.
Speaker 6: It was like, if this was if that hadn't happened,
Speaker 6: and Quinn could have signed on July first, and we're
Speaker 6: now on August fifth and we're going there's no news
Speaker 6: on this.
Speaker 4: This is not good. We'd be freaking out, but I
Speaker 4: don't feel like anyone is.
Speaker 6: For two reasons. Number One, everybody feels confident. But I
Speaker 6: think it's because of the confidence from last year. It's
Speaker 6: Bill Garran doesn't seem to be panicking. He'll figure it out.
Speaker 6: We trust him, Bill, You no, man, I have zero panic.
Speaker 4: He loves the State Fair.
Speaker 9: I think he's going to be pretty uh motivated to
Speaker 9: get it done before that because all he heard last
Speaker 9: year at the fair.
Speaker 1: Was just people, what are you gonna sign? When do
Speaker 1: you get krilled? Kyla.
Speaker 9: I don't think he wants another year of that with Quinn,
Speaker 9: So hopefully by the Fair is only just a few
Speaker 9: weeks away.
Speaker 4: It's three weeks from tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
Speaker 6: Why doesn't Bill Garon bring Quinn Hughes to the Power
Speaker 6: Trip Show at the State Fair. We'll put him in
Speaker 6: the little kfan booth for like fifteen minutes. You go
Speaker 6: introduce Bill gharn and then Bill Garan can bring out
Speaker 6: Quinn Hughes and announce the signing Power Trip Morning Show
Speaker 6: live at the Minnesota.
Speaker 2: State Sir, throw it out there. If you want to
Speaker 2: do it, you can.
Speaker 1: That'd be great.
Speaker 4: I love Bill.
Speaker 1: You one of those fancy pens. Have him sign right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4: I mean, Aran Sickmund's listening.
Speaker 1: I mean, just.
Speaker 4: What his name is, sick man.
Speaker 2: All we have to do is we had to get
Speaker 2: one of the sales guys here on the staff and
Speaker 2: take him down and say, Quinn Hughes is with this
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, and just point at him and see
Speaker 2: how many people realize that's not really him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Rosie, like when we told the Rosie, the mayor of
Speaker 6: Saint Louis Park was here to to a sales gan.
Speaker 2: By the way, I think that was the only day
Speaker 2: he worked here.
Speaker 6: Rosie had no idea, no idea. That video is the best,
Speaker 6: the greatest.
Speaker 2: He was so pleased.
Speaker 6: We took a plaque off a Henry Lake's desk and
Speaker 6: put a piece of paper on it and drew on
Speaker 6: it and said go see it five thousands and handed
Speaker 6: him a plaque and he could He couldn't believe how
Speaker 6: honored he was.
Speaker 2: What an oscar?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it was go see it.
Speaker 2: See we just made it up. And you look at.
Speaker 4: Him like we made up how many times he had
Speaker 4: said it. We said, this is the five thousandth time
Speaker 4: we've said go see it in your apartment.
Speaker 1: That was hilarious.
Speaker 2: It was just so funny.
Speaker 4: We threw a confetti and balloons and dark shirt.
Speaker 2: Remember the entire morning trying to get him to say it,
Speaker 2: because everything would have been blown if he ends.
Speaker 6: It exactly like, we have to get him to say
Speaker 6: it one more time and they we'll have everybody kicked
Speaker 6: down the door.
Speaker 2: Gosh, good stuff.
Speaker 4: He likes attention, so it works.
Speaker 2: He was so proud of himself, he really was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he thought it was real.
Speaker 6: He told the Twin Cities to go see wolf Man.
Speaker 4: Go see it. That movie saw.
Speaker 1: Sucked.
Speaker 4: It was unwatchable.
Speaker 6: Hey, before the Odyssey, there was that trailer for the
Speaker 6: Wolfman thing that comes out in Christmas Day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that looks that looks legit what is that legitimately scary?
Speaker 4: That's Robert Eggers.
Speaker 8: He's the guy that made Nose Faratu and the Northman.
Speaker 6: That looks extremely intense. Everybody's the only weird part about
Speaker 6: that trailer. Sitting there during Odyssey, I'm all pumped the movie. Everybody's,
Speaker 6: you know, saying the Odyssey's unbelievable, and I'm sitting there going, oh, geez,
Speaker 6: look at this trailer.
Speaker 4: This is intense. Look is terrifying.
Speaker 6: He's transforming into the wolfmane. This looks ridiculously intense. And
Speaker 6: then it's Christmas Day and I'm like, I know, I
Speaker 6: don't know, I don't know if that's a Christmas movie,
Speaker 6: but okay, go for it.
Speaker 5: No, that's his bit, like almost all of his movies
Speaker 5: come out on Christmas Day.
Speaker 4: The House.
Speaker 8: He made that one too, with the oh Man. That's
Speaker 8: such a good movie.
Speaker 2: What a good movie.
Speaker 4: I never saw that.
Speaker 2: You remember American Molar from London? Do you remember that movie?
Speaker 4: Never saw it?
Speaker 2: Okay, there there's a few things I remember. As I
Speaker 2: wasn't a kid kid, I can't. I'd have to look
Speaker 2: up see when that movie came out. I was young,
Speaker 2: but I wasn't like a baby, but I remember seeing
Speaker 2: that movie in the theater. It was terrifying for two reasons.
Speaker 2: Number one, him transforming was scary, but the other thing
Speaker 2: was everybody he ate would haunt him. So you put
Speaker 2: behind him, and the people that he ate would be
Speaker 2: disfigured standing behind him.
Speaker 6: Man, that's how a couple of breakfast sandwiches right now
Speaker 6: behind sauce.
Speaker 2: Half a god put that down noises. I thought going
Speaker 2: from egg to sandwich was bad, but being consumed by
Speaker 2: that mouth.
Speaker 5: Everybody he eyes before he ate me kiss a car
Speaker 5: rim a car.
Speaker 2: Rim, he said, Think I taste the gobbler.
Speaker 4: You've licked the gobbler. He's talking to you hawk.
Speaker 1: Days early the other.
Speaker 6: Day he asked me out here, he goes, can I
Speaker 6: say kiss Rim on the show?
Speaker 4: I'm like, you've worked here for twenty years.
Speaker 1: You don't know.
Speaker 10: For twenty years you've said rim a thousand times.
Speaker 1: You've said rim.
Speaker 4: Five thousand times.
Speaker 10: You want to plaque from the mayor, kiss Rim five thousand. Congratulations, Paul,
Speaker 10: kiss a hot dog.
Speaker 1: You've done it.
Speaker 6: Ulines his next on the Stupid Power TI Morning show
Speaker 6: on the fan Fad Every weekday, I mean, give me
Speaker 6: a fan along with me.
Speaker 2: We did the Lightning Round earlier with sauce. Apparently Zach
Speaker 2: Brown of the Zach Brown Band was on Family Fore
Speaker 2: the other night. This might be part of your bit
Speaker 2: here to is that the show Corey is Thatch Brown.
Speaker 2: Apparently at the highest score you could ever get in
Speaker 2: the Fast Money round a family few listen to this
Speaker 2: all right? Twenty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 11: Please they need a trainer on a movie set if
Speaker 11: they use what dangerous animal?
Speaker 1: Lion?
Speaker 11: Name something you might be holding on your birthday cake?
Speaker 11: How often do you buy a new cell phone?
Speaker 1: Tears?
Speaker 11: Name a part of the body people shave face? Tell
Speaker 11: me the worst thing to lose the key to car?
Speaker 1: Yes, this is.
Speaker 2: Number one every one of the hot and score five
Speaker 2: for five Yeah, yeah, high score ever damn nuts?
Speaker 4: When he go Zac Brown, did he say Gobbler?
Speaker 2: No, he did not say God.
Speaker 6: That was name a part of your body that you shave?
Speaker 6: He said gobbler? Did they also?
Speaker 1: Was this fake?
Speaker 5: Did they give everybody an attendance at one of their
Speaker 5: concerts a free cruise?
Speaker 2: They did? I've got the audio that I loaded in yesterday.
Speaker 2: Let me see I can still find I think it.
Speaker 1: Still watch today morning.
Speaker 2: They were playing at Boston. Come on, what's the name
Speaker 2: of that field stadium? And it's the fifteenth time they
Speaker 2: sold it out. So this happened tonight.
Speaker 8: We're gonna do something that even Jimmy would say is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm buying every single person here a cruise for two
Speaker 1: people on the boat.
Speaker 6: Every single person here gets a cruise for themselves and
Speaker 6: a loved one to go on the boat.
Speaker 1: This is the biggest giveaway in history.
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, it's here tonight, and say my part.
Speaker 6: Make sure he gets your ticket and you hit the
Speaker 6: code and we'll see you out on the water for sure.
Speaker 4: How does that work?
Speaker 1: Like a logistical nightmare?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like thirty plus thousand people.
Speaker 2: Yeah times two, right, Yeah, every single person gets Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean in the rank, got to be banking on
Speaker 1: more than half not going.
Speaker 6: Probably maybe, and he might have a deal with whatever
Speaker 6: a cruise line do it.
Speaker 4: But still that's crazy. A lot of money, yeah, man,
Speaker 4: that's true, a lot of money.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I guess the cruise lines must make a
Speaker 2: lot of money off people spending money when they're on
Speaker 2: the ship. I would guess that is the case. But
Speaker 2: still my god. Well that's cool.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 2: You get a cruise, you get it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 6: We can't promise anything, but if you join Power Trip
Speaker 6: in Vegas, we might give everybody there something.
Speaker 1: Might hand you a hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: I might you might tickle a gobbler.
Speaker 5: Well, Tommy and Zach will be there, so probably not.
Speaker 1: All the gobbles will be tickled.
Speaker 2: That's the state, sir.
Speaker 4: Well, see it's number too late. All right, headlines here
Speaker 4: we go.
Speaker 9: Head now, it's time for a headlines presented yet.
Speaker 4: All right, thanks all around.
Speaker 6: We're gonna start with a sports stat, because why not.
Speaker 6: The stat's floating around a little bit soft in the
Speaker 6: prep today. I'm like, this is interesting and depressing. The
Speaker 6: Dodgers pitching rotation, now that they have Tark Schooble. The
Speaker 6: pitching rotation costs more than the entire pay roll of
Speaker 6: how many other Major League Baseball teams? The Dodgers pitching
Speaker 6: rotation alone now costs more than the entire payroll of
Speaker 6: how many other MLB teams?
Speaker 12: I was going to say five, could it be that
Speaker 12: more team? No, there's thirty teams, right, yeah, yeah, thirty teams.
Speaker 12: I must say twenty five. So he's got to tilt.
Speaker 8: The number is way up right because he's he has
Speaker 8: a monster contracts.
Speaker 4: Same with the Almamoto.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, almost most bullpens. I' must say twenty five.
Speaker 4: Sauce man, that's a really good question.
Speaker 6: That is yeah, twenty almost nail that Sauce nineteen, Oh
Speaker 6: my god, nineteen.
Speaker 4: That's why baseball is broken.
Speaker 2: That's why they got to go on striker with everybody.
Speaker 6: That's ripping the Dodgers. I don't think you can rip
Speaker 6: the Dodgers. They're playing by the rules better than anyone else.
Speaker 6: It's not their fault that they're destroying baseball. They're they're
Speaker 6: doing what they're allowed to do. Their pitching, somebody else's.
Speaker 5: Minus Paul Skins is literally my MVP or whatever, and
Speaker 5: it will be the show. Right you replaced Paul Skins
Speaker 5: with like their fifth guy. It's the same bit. They're
Speaker 5: just all stars.
Speaker 6: But every single one of them, I mean playing now,
Speaker 6: they're just playing by the rules.
Speaker 1: Do you think they can win? Do you think they
Speaker 1: can steal the show? Certainly not.
Speaker 2: Took it to the limit.
Speaker 4: They took it to the limit, and then and then
Speaker 4: then some even beyond that.
Speaker 1: Where were you.
Speaker 2: When I was in Miami with my new beach shows.
Speaker 4: Well it's not. It's not on the beach, but it's closed.
Speaker 4: She's not a liar.
Speaker 2: I pull your hands up.
Speaker 6: He's not going to find her. He didn't even go
Speaker 6: to Costco yesterday. He's he's losing motivation.
Speaker 2: I really am, what's wrong with me? It was easier
Speaker 2: just to stay home take care of my own business.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Well, it's lucy.
Speaker 6: You could have gone to my Ikea in Taiwan because
Speaker 6: a couple supposedly last month in an Ikea showroom bed.
Speaker 6: Let's go got it on. The witnesses said they seem
Speaker 6: to quote get lost in the Moments.
Speaker 1: Program.
Speaker 4: That's aggressive, just to say, why not Ikea?
Speaker 1: It's a confusing store.
Speaker 4: They're cinnamon rolls downstairs, keep walking, keep it moving.
Speaker 1: Swedish meatballs. Yeah, there was gross?
Speaker 4: What gross?
Speaker 1: Terrible take.
Speaker 2: That's a terrible, terrible take.
Speaker 1: No, they're gross.
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, you'd studied half done?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, sports balls.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest. You pushed me over the in front
Speaker 1: of a stranger.
Speaker 2: The stranger your hair.
Speaker 13: You were.
Speaker 6: The pilot of a small plane and a student that
Speaker 6: was on board were forced to make an emergency landing
Speaker 6: on a Florida highway after experiencing engine trouble. Nobody was hurt.
Speaker 6: Can I tell you guys something psychotic that I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: This this is the list of reasons why I'm in
Speaker 4: absolute creation. This is true. By the way I do this.
Speaker 4: I do this all listening, just so you know, you
Speaker 4: know when it was on this show that I learned.
Speaker 6: I forget when we had a pilot or somebody tell us,
Speaker 6: I don't know, five ten years ago that you know
Speaker 6: that if there's going to be something wrong with the plane,
Speaker 6: it's way more likely on the takeoff, and it is
Speaker 6: the landing right take off.
Speaker 4: And again they've said a thousand times flying is unbelievably safe.
Speaker 6: But dot dot But if something's going to go wrong,
Speaker 6: it normally happens take off, not landing. Every time I
Speaker 6: take off because I like window seats, I'm on the window,
Speaker 6: I'm watching the I'm watching the takeoff. I'm always actively thinking, like,
Speaker 6: if something goes wrong, could we land there?
Speaker 4: Could we land there?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 6: Is that a flat enough piece of I'm always just
Speaker 6: scoping the langoing, like is that where the pilot would
Speaker 6: try to put it?
Speaker 4: I do that until we get up to like thirty
Speaker 4: thousand feet.
Speaker 6: I'm always like, I just my brain always goes that's
Speaker 6: where we would land, because I think I'm trying to
Speaker 6: tell myself, like, well, this plan starts going down, it's
Speaker 6: not zero percent, Like we still have a chance.
Speaker 4: We could sully it. Like especially in an MSP where
Speaker 4: there's all that marshy land right right when you.
Speaker 6: Take off, you could just sully Sullenburg right in there.
Speaker 6: I'm sure we'd be fine. And I'll just go to
Speaker 6: Mall of America afterwards and get a pretzel and be thankful.
Speaker 1: I'm alive.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got those pretzel ones that I still have.
Speaker 6: Everything's good, We're all good.
Speaker 4: You guys do that just me?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: No, I.
Speaker 4: Down to the lady brings boom shocking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or sandwiches, pretzels, pretzels, peanuts or cookies, all three.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I do.
Speaker 1: Though, take the cart.
Speaker 2: And when you're down at TCO to watch camp, that's
Speaker 2: one of the flight paths. They're always going right over
Speaker 2: your head. And almost every time I'm like, that plane's
Speaker 2: going too slow.
Speaker 4: Yep, that just looks too slow.
Speaker 2: So it's like that there's no way that they should
Speaker 2: be flying in if not real?
Speaker 9: Have you ever driven on three or thirty five w
Speaker 9: there kind of by the airport, right and you're moving
Speaker 9: at like the and it looks like the plane is
Speaker 9: just floating because you're moving one way and the plane
Speaker 9: is going the other way.
Speaker 1: It's incredible, so cool. It's such a yeah gummies that
Speaker 1: you take.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right right, here's the audio.
Speaker 6: Relative right, I mean, like, think of how fast the
Speaker 6: earth is currently spinning.
Speaker 4: We don't care.
Speaker 6: Almost you take when you're when you're in an airplane,
Speaker 6: you going four hundred and five hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 6: Crazy Sauce is complaining about where's my drink? Yeah, he
Speaker 6: doesn't know how fast is going.
Speaker 2: How long it's going to take him to digest those
Speaker 2: sandwiches in this day.
Speaker 1: I had a half of one.
Speaker 6: It was like four shut off. That was like four
Speaker 6: breakfast sandwiches. Yeah, good said, good luck sandwich.
Speaker 4: Oh now you know how I feel about your stupid
Speaker 4: cupcakes at your stupid wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah they were delicious.
Speaker 4: I'm sure unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It's about time cor got some good back. Yeah, exact time.
Speaker 4: I've been shamed for what ten years? Enough I suffered.
Speaker 2: Here's the audio from the pilot talking to the person
Speaker 2: about landing that plane. Listen to this and and by
Speaker 2: the way, a guy almost hit the plane happened to
Speaker 2: see the shadow over the top of his car.
Speaker 6: How would that even help though that we're completely propped up.
Speaker 2: We're probably going down on im.
Speaker 9: Ruger, it's got your instructions, posso spot, we'll get the
Speaker 9: vehicles out freezing.
Speaker 2: We are not making the airport.
Speaker 3: We're going down on IM.
Speaker 13: If I wouldn't have seen that shadow over my truck,
Speaker 13: as you're seen in the video, it was a close
Speaker 13: call from the truck and what I signed.
Speaker 2: But he landed.
Speaker 13: He was a good pilot, he's a good instructor. It
Speaker 13: was a miracle that he landed that thing with no problem.
Speaker 2: He was leaving that wedding year ra at Parker's exactly
Speaker 2: the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Crazy man. The home pilots are too we're going we're
Speaker 1: landing on a night ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 4: This might be it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna be Hudson.
Speaker 4: And this is a morbid question.
Speaker 6: But I have a question for pilots, Christian. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 6: if a pilot knows they have no chance, right, like,
Speaker 6: the plane is absolutely going down?
Speaker 4: How do they how do they pick? Like, how do
Speaker 4: they pick the spot to hand? How do I worry
Speaker 4: this better?
Speaker 6: Are they prioritizing the couple hundred people on the plane
Speaker 6: or are they trying.
Speaker 4: To minimize losses on the ground?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or is there a selfish Yeah?
Speaker 9: That's a great question, because like, if you're like by
Speaker 9: a music festival and you can either choose the flat
Speaker 9: land of the music festival or a building next door,
Speaker 9: do you just crash it into the building.
Speaker 2: Who's the band?
Speaker 4: Let's say it's train.
Speaker 1: Jump.
Speaker 2: If it's in zinclan Puss, we're going down, poor target.
Speaker 1: The loser in.
Speaker 4: Man man, you know what I mean? Like, but are
Speaker 4: they trained to pick one or the other? I wonder
Speaker 4: how that works?
Speaker 1: Are your instincts just taken over?
Speaker 6: I think the instincts would be self preservation? Right, you're
Speaker 6: trying to save the plane? How do you not save
Speaker 6: the plane?
Speaker 5: I'd loudly say, what are you gonna do with all
Speaker 5: that food before we go down?
Speaker 2: It'd be hard to talk with your mouthful, though.
Speaker 6: Your neck would be fully supported because you never take
Speaker 6: that next support off correct your neck pillow gobbler.
Speaker 4: Speaking of food, you guys say garlic and herbs or
Speaker 4: do you pronounce the h garlic? In the UK? Dominoes
Speaker 4: has garlic and herb.
Speaker 1: Blank, fish and chips. Say it again? Actually will in
Speaker 1: the UK?
Speaker 6: According to this story, maybe Andy can back us up.
Speaker 6: Dominoes has a garlic and herb blank.
Speaker 1: Ranch.
Speaker 4: That's not bad, Pretzel.
Speaker 6: This is way off the board and it sounds disgusting
Speaker 6: for you or for anybody. I think for everybody, but
Speaker 6: definitely this is a hard pass for me. Dessert and
Speaker 6: oh brown or something? Ice cream, ice cream, garlic, garlic
Speaker 6: and herb ice cream?
Speaker 4: Who wants garlic ice cream?
Speaker 1: Andy? Because Andy's weird?
Speaker 4: Doesn't that sound awful?
Speaker 2: That's terrible?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Zach, this is something you know about. You always
Speaker 6: know about weird stuff like this. Let me ask you
Speaker 6: about this. I've just seen the headline yesterday. An abandoned
Speaker 6: SpaceX rocket is expected to crash into the Moon today.
Speaker 6: What at fifty four hundred miles per hour, no danger
Speaker 6: to Earth, so it's it's scheduled. This is not an accident.
Speaker 6: That's what they're gonna do. They're going to crash it
Speaker 6: into the moon on purpose. Any idea, why.
Speaker 13: Not?
Speaker 9: Exactly? Just that they're going to use it as a
Speaker 9: research opportunity. I guess kind of a happy accident.
Speaker 2: I got this little piece of audio.
Speaker 7: What has happened is essentially a mixture of solar activity
Speaker 7: and gravity forces have put it on a path towards
Speaker 7: the moon.
Speaker 2: So I don't think they did it on purpose. I think, Oh,
Speaker 2: I think it's an accident.
Speaker 4: Oh got it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's your mother. Oh, I don't know if she was.
Speaker 6: People interesting Today would have been the birthday of Adam
Speaker 6: Youk of the Beastie Boys.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, year do you think Adam Yaouk died? May times?
Speaker 4: A bit man? Park you into the BC Boys at all?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Not really that answer twenty twelve exactly.
Speaker 1: We good guest, hog Steady Boys.
Speaker 4: I love the Beastie Boys.
Speaker 2: What a career, what a gees And I.
Speaker 4: Believe smart dudes too.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. The one dude went out and is
Speaker 2: doing some touring with his son.
Speaker 6: Now right, Oh yeah, Mike d I think right right, yeah,
Speaker 6: because I think, yeah, didn't didn't his like his son's
Speaker 6: band played so what you Want and Mike jumped on
Speaker 6: and it was awesome. That's my favorite Beastie Boys song. Anyway,
Speaker 6: What a slammer that song is right, yeah, because it
Speaker 6: actually rocks. Right, there's a couple of songs that rock,
Speaker 6: but a lot of it's like hip hop and rap it.
Speaker 6: That one's just a straight up slammers.
Speaker 4: So good. All right, Hay, I gotta get to this
Speaker 4: because the show's Almo's over. Where's this one that's worth it?
Speaker 1: Hang on?
Speaker 6: He eats, Yeah, well that's what it's connected to. Actually, No, okay,
Speaker 6: here it is. There's a place in Florida. It's a steakhouse.
Speaker 6: First Monday of every month. They offer nude dining, little
Speaker 6: midbits they sell. They sell tickets specifically for the nude
Speaker 6: dining experience. It's two hundred and fifty bucks for men,
Speaker 6: one fifty for women. Peel back the onion or three
Speaker 6: fifty for couples.
Speaker 4: You are allowed to peel back the onion. No, I
Speaker 4: don't know another punt? Yeah, sure, old pj uh. There's
Speaker 4: only twenty to thirty seats. They do dim the lights
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 6: The staff is fully clothed and you cannot see in
Speaker 6: from outside the restaurant.
Speaker 1: You just go in there naked.
Speaker 4: You go in there.
Speaker 6: I'm sure you dis rope once you get in, but
Speaker 6: then you eat naked in front of twenty to thirty strangers,
Speaker 6: including a fully clothed staff.
Speaker 1: Tommy would love that place, Yeah he would.
Speaker 8: There's definitely a guy that comes every Monday, right, I mean.
Speaker 1: Max forgot six Dude. Come on, dude, I.
Speaker 10: Eat difficult conversations for breakfast.
Speaker 6: Oh nude, shaust your thoughts. Let's say Kel says, Hey,
Speaker 6: I'm in the mood for some steak. Let's go to Florida.
Speaker 6: It's the first Monday of every month. What do we
Speaker 6: do eats? It's only three hundred bucks for the couple.
Speaker 6: What if the food's a plus?
Speaker 1: How do I say this delicately?
Speaker 4: Yeah? So small? That would be embarrassed to be nude?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, when is the last time you ate nude?
Speaker 6: That's the old point is I don't care how confident
Speaker 6: you are who wants to eat naked? That just doesn't
Speaker 6: sound comfortable anyway.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta have stuff you want to show off
Speaker 2: to people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: But but in this theory, wouldn't it be under the
Speaker 6: table anyway? Like, Yeah, I don't know, man, Like I
Speaker 6: do not. I've never been at like Malone's going.
Speaker 2: Like God, these waffle fries are good.
Speaker 6: I should dig my words out.
Speaker 4: It would be so much better if I didn't have pants.
Speaker 4: O God, it'd be good if my nipples were out.
Speaker 2: No Rosie, Oh yeah, you go, Rosie, get out of here.
Speaker 1: He'd bring Parish Monday night.
Speaker 4: Our last last one, I said. I said that was
Speaker 4: the last one? Was the last one? Because I want
Speaker 4: to see if you guys know this. I didn't know this.
Speaker 6: Back in the nineties and early two thousands were over
Speaker 6: two thousand locations of tcby across the country.
Speaker 4: We're down to one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised, as I mean, I haven't I know there
Speaker 2: was over two thousand at one point.
Speaker 1: Does anybody here know.
Speaker 6: What it originally stands for or stood for or what
Speaker 6: it currently stands for?
Speaker 4: Because it did change, you do what.
Speaker 1: I never even heard of it.
Speaker 2: I thought it was the country's best yogurt.
Speaker 6: That is what it currently is. So that is a
Speaker 6: correct answer. Do you know what originally what it stood for?
Speaker 6: It sounds like it's a joke, but apparently it's not.
Speaker 2: See see mh.
Speaker 4: This crap better be yogurt.
Speaker 2: Taking care of business or something.
Speaker 6: What I believe Michael Scott at one point said I
Speaker 6: can't I can't believe it's not yogur.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. This can't use this can't
Speaker 1: be yo.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but apparently there was a lawsuit from a competitor
Speaker 6: that had a similar name, so then they had to
Speaker 6: change it to the Country's Best Yogurt?
Speaker 4: Are those places still around?
Speaker 11: My god?
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry. I was eating egg sandwiches. There used
Speaker 4: to be two thousand.
Speaker 6: Now there's one hundred and thirty. Remember that from forty
Speaker 6: six seconds ago. The closest one is Missouri.
Speaker 1: They're still around.
Speaker 6: Ye, you can say that I forgot about this.
Speaker 1: Parker.
Speaker 6: You're playing Initials on Friday, right, We're going to see
Speaker 6: you in two days. So in two days it's Mark.
Speaker 1: Parrish, Dusty Manner, Rick.
Speaker 6: Fields who was the Tournament of Champions winner, so he
Speaker 6: might be an absolute wagon.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 4: We don't know.
Speaker 6: Frank Vassilero and our buddy Alicia Lewis from Carol Up.
Speaker 4: Let's go in, Parker, Fox go. That's Friday.
Speaker 6: I'll be ready and one hundred and twenty one thousand,
Speaker 6: five hundred dollars up for grabs with the Saint Paul
Speaker 6: Federal Credit.
Speaker 4: Union initial as Jackpot. So see you on Friday, Buddy,
Speaker 4: see on Friday. All right, dude. Nine to noon is
Speaker 4: next Marney tomorrow on Thursday, because no Tommy, he'll be
Speaker 4: here Friday morning. And no liber because he's an Auburn.
Speaker 4: But Marny tomorrow. Seven to nine Power trip Monty show
Speaker 4: back tomorrow at five thirty.
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