WEBVTT - Wrong Apartment

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is the mojo in the morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>So Anna, the maintenance guy came to your apartment yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>This story, by the way, is very funny. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>So I am not a napper after the show. However,

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<v Speaker 2>this time change has had me a little messed up.

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday I was taking a nap on my couch

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<v Speaker 2>and I hear knock, knock, knock, knock knock on my

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<v Speaker 2>door and I'm like, who the heck is here? No

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<v Speaker 2>one ever knocks on my door. I go get up

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<v Speaker 2>answer the door. It's the maintenance guy with a dolly

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<v Speaker 2>and before I could even say anything, He's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>here to service your washer, and I was like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let him in. He starts taking my washer out. I

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<v Speaker 2>go back lay on the couch for a couple minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm starting to come back to reality from my

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<v Speaker 2>nap and I'm like, wait a second, my washer is

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<v Speaker 2>not broken. So as he's out the door rolling it

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<v Speaker 2>down the hallway, I peek my head out and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>so do these just need to get serviced regularly? And

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<v Speaker 2>he looks at me like what, and I'm like, doe,

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<v Speaker 2>the washers just get serviced I'm confused. He's like, you

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<v Speaker 2>and submit a request. I was like, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>So he pulls up this one. He's like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh my god, good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I said something. So he was like, oh great. So

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<v Speaker 2>luckily I caught him before he got it down to

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<v Speaker 2>the basement.

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<v Speaker 3>He just plugged it back up.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, dang, good thing. I said something.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if you know anything's ever happened where people

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<v Speaker 2>mix things up like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Man, imagine did I ever tell you Joe's apartment story?

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<v Speaker 1>And so Joe lives in an apartment building in Tampa. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And we were visiting and hanging out at his apartment

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<v Speaker 1>and I went downstairs to go get something there They

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<v Speaker 1>had like a community area or whatever. And I went

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<v Speaker 1>downstairs to go get it, came back upstairs, and every

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<v Speaker 1>floor is exactly the same. So every the whole layout

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<v Speaker 1>is exactly the same. And I walk in to the

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<v Speaker 1>door Joe's apartment and then I walk in and there's

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<v Speaker 1>a shoe rack with like eight hundred shoes there of

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<v Speaker 1>women shoes, And I'm like, Joe doesn't have women chose.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was before his girlfriend was living with him.

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<v Speaker 1>So I walk in. I'm like, this isn't Joe's apartment,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh sorry, and a lady turns the

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<v Speaker 1>corner and looks right at me. It was You're lucky

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get no Joe, no Joe. I think Joe

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<v Speaker 1>is twelve o two and this was eleven o two.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, completely right everything.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I got off the elevator, I turned the corner, I

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<v Speaker 1>turned the corner. Boom. Didn't you have a landscape or

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<v Speaker 1>do the wrong yard or something or bushes or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I making this up in my head?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>We had.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a landscaper came and did that. Well, this

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<v Speaker 1>was not that they they didn't do the wrong. They

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<v Speaker 1>they did the wrong stuff that was on the sheet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, that's not it. But yeah, but has this

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<v Speaker 1>ever happened to anybody? Has anybody ever had this happen

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<v Speaker 1>to them? They went to or did the wrong eight

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<v Speaker 1>four four Mojo Live eight four four six five six

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<v Speaker 1>for it. I remember you saying like your washing machine

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<v Speaker 1>was running slowly or something.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's the worst washing machine ever. I hate it.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's why I know.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why I was like, oh, maybe they're just

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<v Speaker 2>replacing them all or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I was all excited for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, actually, don't you have the one? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to get rid of that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an apartment complex. You can't have you guys know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, like, it doesn't it take you seven hours

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<v Speaker 1>to wash it?

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<v Speaker 3>I hate it?

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<v Speaker 1>This was your blessing in disguise.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I should have let him take it with that,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe they would have upgraded.

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<v Speaker 1>Those seem like a great idea. And then you hear

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<v Speaker 1>how long does it take to actually cook or to

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<v Speaker 1>do a load?

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<v Speaker 3>Five to six hours?

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<v Speaker 1>That's insanity.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just to dry it, not to wash it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. What's going on, Kathleen? H what's up? It's

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo in the morning?

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<v Speaker 7>Hey Anna? What if he was like an intruder? Had

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<v Speaker 7>you seen him before?

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<v Speaker 2>So I did. He was a maintenance man, but I

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<v Speaker 2>thought that too. I was like, am i getting set up? Like?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going right?

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<v Speaker 1>At that point?

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<v Speaker 7>Why I'm glucky? I'm you've seen him before?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, right, luckily I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Although I'll be honest, if the intruder comes in, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, if the intruder is going to just do

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<v Speaker 1>it taking the uh, taking the washer and bringing it

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<v Speaker 1>on a dolly down the uh, you know, that would

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<v Speaker 1>be a lot.

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<v Speaker 7>That would that would give him an end to come back, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would. I would say this though with Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the first thing that I thought of, Kathleen,

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<v Speaker 1>is you should make sure when you run your next load,

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<v Speaker 1>you look behind there to make sure he put everything

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<v Speaker 1>back together the way they should make sure, because I

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<v Speaker 1>can just see the water being all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Jessica, Hello, Hey, hello, hey, Hey.

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<v Speaker 6>What's going on with Joe?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 4>Much?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Jessica?

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<v Speaker 6>So I just wanted to tell you this story from

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<v Speaker 6>like over ten years ago. But my cousin brought me

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<v Speaker 6>to the like illegal street races in Detroit and and

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<v Speaker 6>he's like, listen, if you hear the word cops, don't

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<v Speaker 6>look for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Just run in my car.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm like, okay. So we're just hanging out. All

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<v Speaker 6>of a sudden, we hear cops and everyone just starts running,

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<v Speaker 6>the hundreds of people. So I run to the car

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<v Speaker 6>and I opened the door and I see some girl

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<v Speaker 6>in my seat. So I'm I'm freaking out. I yank

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<v Speaker 6>her out of a car.

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<v Speaker 3>She's fighting.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm pulling her out. She finally gets out. I sit in.

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<v Speaker 6>I look up and I'm in the wrong car, and

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<v Speaker 6>I hear my cousin in the f one car overt

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<v Speaker 6>these people in the Lord He's like, come on, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>yanked her. She was fighting, She's grabbing everything she could,

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<v Speaker 6>and I pulled her out.

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<v Speaker 1>My my favorite are the people that go mall shopping

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<v Speaker 1>and they get out and their key fob works with

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<v Speaker 1>the other car somebody else. Have you ever been in

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<v Speaker 1>a grocery store and like push somebody else's all time

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<v Speaker 1>target or something, Wait, clothes and you have to say

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<v Speaker 1>really loud, this is don't want them to think you're

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<v Speaker 1>a thief. Exactly, Cheyenne, what's up?

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<v Speaker 5>So? I was showering one day and I got out

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<v Speaker 5>and my neighbor's dad was walking into my home.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA, oh no, in my apartment.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, she lived actually directly above me. So she was

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<v Speaker 5>two of five and I was one of five. And

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<v Speaker 5>we have the same name.

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<v Speaker 3>Confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's got to be weird if you don't recognize him, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you recognize him right away as your neighbors?

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<v Speaker 5>See the man. I never seen the man of my

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<v Speaker 5>life and he came in with a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>How did he react when he saw you?

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<v Speaker 5>Well? Thanks, I had a towel one, he was He

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<v Speaker 5>honestly thought I was heard roommate. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>who the hell are you right?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry man, you just had a towel on at

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<v Speaker 1>the time.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, so I just got out of the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. But did this turn into no?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine that? Now we're married, me and my

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor's dad are Now you're not mind? Where's the dog?

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<v Speaker 1>The dog? What's going on, Laurie? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 9>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>We're great? What's happening?

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<v Speaker 9>I just wanted to say that I we went over

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<v Speaker 9>to a friend's house and they always play cards or whatever,

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<v Speaker 9>and they always cook, like a lot of stuff. One

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<v Speaker 9>of the guys is Italian, and so we go there,

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<v Speaker 9>knock on the door. They look at us, but they

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<v Speaker 9>let us in, take our shoes off, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 9>I don't smell anything cooking whatever, and he invites us

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<v Speaker 9>into the kitchen and like the table's not set or anything.

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<v Speaker 9>And it was kind of like awkward because they wanted

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<v Speaker 9>to like, know what we were doing there? You know,

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<v Speaker 9>we went to dinner on the wrong day.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrong day. Did they at least give you something to

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<v Speaker 1>drink or when did they say the Well yeah they yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>They were like, well do you want to stay? I

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<v Speaker 9>mean because it was like awkward day once, like expecting us.

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<v Speaker 9>So it's like, come on in and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 9>it's kind of odd, but you didn't smell anything. And

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<v Speaker 9>then I get to the kitchen, I don't see the

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<v Speaker 9>table set or anything. I'm like, oh, can I.

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<v Speaker 7>Tell you one more other quick story?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 9>So when I was in high school, I didn't get

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<v Speaker 9>my license till I was like eighteen because I hung

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<v Speaker 9>around older people who always had part and my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 9>was yelling at me when you go to get guess

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<v Speaker 9>you're supposed to pull in the second like driveway if

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<v Speaker 9>there's somebody in the first driveway. And because I was

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<v Speaker 9>getting yelled at, when I pulled up to the pump,

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<v Speaker 9>I side swiped one of those yellow pools with his

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<v Speaker 9>chevel in the apple red chevell.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's you gave him a pinstripe right

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<v Speaker 1>down the side.

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<v Speaker 7>I sure did.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Laurie. Do you have another story for us?

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<v Speaker 1>Any more stories?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? All right, all right, your stories out today? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for the call. What's up, Melanie, how you doing? Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Good morning. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>So?

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<v Speaker 8>I wanted to tell you this story. So my girlfriend

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<v Speaker 8>lives into Comfy and she had just bought her first

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<v Speaker 8>home and her house was unique. It had like triangles

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<v Speaker 8>and weird angles and things.

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<v Speaker 6>So we're going there for.

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<v Speaker 8>The first time and there's two houses in the neighborhood

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<v Speaker 8>that look exactly the same. We're just one black from

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<v Speaker 8>each other, and they have the weird triangles and angles.

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<v Speaker 8>So we knock on the door and the people let

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<v Speaker 8>us in, and we're standing there for a while and

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<v Speaker 8>I'm like, wow, like this kind of looks different from

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<v Speaker 8>like the photos, and I remember online and stuff, and

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<v Speaker 8>I'm looking at and I'm like, where's Melissa. And they're

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<v Speaker 8>like who, And I'm like, Melissa.

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<v Speaker 3>Where is everybody?

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<v Speaker 6>And they're like, uh, you're not in the wrong house.

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<v Speaker 3>They let us in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, thank you.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know. I could not get out of their

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<v Speaker 8>fast enough. We still to this day die laughing about it.

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<v Speaker 8>I cannot believe they let us all in.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that they were like.

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<v Speaker 8>Maybe family members or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I met.

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<v Speaker 6>Before, but no, totally a lot of sun.

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<v Speaker 4>Wasn't even the right house.

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<v Speaker 1>That stuff couldn't happen nowadays. I'm telling you, you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be shot. Look this, not that I think about.

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<v Speaker 1>This happened to Gerard. So because of Gerard and Christina,

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<v Speaker 1>they throw huge fight parties. So whenever there's a big

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<v Speaker 1>boxing match, he throws a party and lights a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of people over. A bunch of people are in the

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<v Speaker 1>living room. We hear knock at the door. Were in

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<v Speaker 1>the doorbell. Some group of people come in, four or

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<v Speaker 1>five people, guys, girls, They're like hey. After everybody say

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Like, who are you on? They're like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>is James here? Like we at the wrong house. I

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<v Speaker 1>had to walk out and go down the street. James

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<v Speaker 1>also throws fight parties. Somebody somebody had a fight party

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<v Speaker 1>on the same street. Hold on, this is where it

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<v Speaker 1>is scary. Christa, are you there, Krista?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Hey, Mojoe, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell everybody a story about your husband at the wrong cottage?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, spring break. A couple decades ago, when he was

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<v Speaker 4>a young lad, had a couple beverages and tried to

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<v Speaker 4>find his way home to go to bed, and the

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<v Speaker 4>cottages were all identical on the beach wherever they were at. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>he just stumbled in the wrong cottage and passed out

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<v Speaker 4>on the couch and woke up to a shotgun in

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<v Speaker 4>the safe exactly thank goodness, he had his wallet on him,

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<v Speaker 4>and he was just like, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you imagine that? Not at all? That would not

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<v Speaker 1>be a good day.