Speaker 1: All right, it is the mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 1: So Anna, the maintenance guy came to your apartment yesterday.
Speaker 1: This story, by the way, is very funny. What's going on?
Speaker 2: So I am not a napper after the show. However,
Speaker 2: this time change has had me a little messed up.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I was taking a nap on my couch
Speaker 2: and I hear knock, knock, knock, knock knock on my
Speaker 2: door and I'm like, who the heck is here? No
Speaker 2: one ever knocks on my door. I go get up
Speaker 2: answer the door. It's the maintenance guy with a dolly
Speaker 2: and before I could even say anything, He's like, I'm
Speaker 2: here to service your washer, and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: let him in. He starts taking my washer out. I
Speaker 2: go back lay on the couch for a couple minutes,
Speaker 2: and I'm starting to come back to reality from my
Speaker 2: nap and I'm like, wait a second, my washer is
Speaker 2: not broken. So as he's out the door rolling it
Speaker 2: down the hallway, I peek my head out and I'm like,
Speaker 2: so do these just need to get serviced regularly? And
Speaker 2: he looks at me like what, and I'm like, doe,
Speaker 2: the washers just get serviced I'm confused. He's like, you
Speaker 2: and submit a request. I was like, I don't think.
Speaker 2: So he pulls up this one. He's like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I'm in the wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, good thing.
Speaker 2: I said something. So he was like, oh great. So
Speaker 2: luckily I caught him before he got it down to
Speaker 2: the basement.
Speaker 3: He just plugged it back up.
Speaker 2: But I was like, dang, good thing. I said something.
Speaker 2: I wonder if you know anything's ever happened where people
Speaker 2: mix things up like that?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, imagine did I ever tell you Joe's apartment story?
Speaker 1: And so Joe lives in an apartment building in Tampa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And we were visiting and hanging out at his apartment
Speaker 1: and I went downstairs to go get something there They
Speaker 1: had like a community area or whatever. And I went
Speaker 1: downstairs to go get it, came back upstairs, and every
Speaker 1: floor is exactly the same. So every the whole layout
Speaker 1: is exactly the same. And I walk in to the
Speaker 1: door Joe's apartment and then I walk in and there's
Speaker 1: a shoe rack with like eight hundred shoes there of
Speaker 1: women shoes, And I'm like, Joe doesn't have women chose.
Speaker 1: And this was before his girlfriend was living with him.
Speaker 1: So I walk in. I'm like, this isn't Joe's apartment,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh sorry, and a lady turns the
Speaker 1: corner and looks right at me. It was You're lucky
Speaker 1: I didn't get no Joe, no Joe. I think Joe
Speaker 1: is twelve o two and this was eleven o two.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, completely right everything.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: I got off the elevator, I turned the corner, I
Speaker 1: turned the corner. Boom. Didn't you have a landscape or
Speaker 1: do the wrong yard or something or bushes or something?
Speaker 1: Am I making this up in my head?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: We had.
Speaker 1: There was a landscaper came and did that. Well, this
Speaker 1: was not that they they didn't do the wrong. They
Speaker 1: they did the wrong stuff that was on the sheet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're like, that's not it. But yeah, but has this
Speaker 1: ever happened to anybody? Has anybody ever had this happen
Speaker 1: to them? They went to or did the wrong eight
Speaker 1: four four Mojo Live eight four four six five six
Speaker 1: for it. I remember you saying like your washing machine
Speaker 1: was running slowly or something.
Speaker 3: No, it's the worst washing machine ever. I hate it.
Speaker 3: So that's why I know.
Speaker 2: So that's why I was like, oh, maybe they're just
Speaker 2: replacing them all or something.
Speaker 3: I was all excited for a second.
Speaker 1: But no, actually, don't you have the one? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you need to get rid of that thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know how.
Speaker 1: It's an apartment complex. You can't have you guys know,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, it doesn't it take you seven hours
Speaker 1: to wash it?
Speaker 3: I hate it?
Speaker 1: This was your blessing in disguise.
Speaker 2: I know I should have let him take it with that,
Speaker 2: maybe they would have upgraded.
Speaker 1: Those seem like a great idea. And then you hear
Speaker 1: how long does it take to actually cook or to
Speaker 1: do a load?
Speaker 3: Five to six hours?
Speaker 1: That's insanity.
Speaker 3: That's just to dry it, not to wash it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What's going on, Kathleen? H what's up? It's
Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning?
Speaker 7: Hey Anna? What if he was like an intruder? Had
Speaker 7: you seen him before?
Speaker 2: So I did. He was a maintenance man, but I
Speaker 2: thought that too. I was like, am i getting set up? Like?
Speaker 3: What's going right?
Speaker 1: At that point?
Speaker 7: Why I'm glucky? I'm you've seen him before?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, right, luckily I did.
Speaker 1: Although I'll be honest, if the intruder comes in, I
Speaker 1: don't know, if the intruder is going to just do
Speaker 1: it taking the uh, taking the washer and bringing it
Speaker 1: on a dolly down the uh, you know, that would
Speaker 1: be a lot.
Speaker 7: That would that would give him an end to come back, though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would. I would say this though with Anna,
Speaker 1: And this is the first thing that I thought of, Kathleen,
Speaker 1: is you should make sure when you run your next load,
Speaker 1: you look behind there to make sure he put everything
Speaker 1: back together the way they should make sure, because I
Speaker 1: can just see the water being all over the place.
Speaker 1: What's up, Jessica, Hello, Hey, hello, hey, Hey.
Speaker 6: What's going on with Joe?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Much?
Speaker 1: What's up, Jessica?
Speaker 6: So I just wanted to tell you this story from
Speaker 6: like over ten years ago. But my cousin brought me
Speaker 6: to the like illegal street races in Detroit and and
Speaker 6: he's like, listen, if you hear the word cops, don't
Speaker 6: look for me.
Speaker 1: Just run in my car.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, okay. So we're just hanging out. All
Speaker 6: of a sudden, we hear cops and everyone just starts running,
Speaker 6: the hundreds of people. So I run to the car
Speaker 6: and I opened the door and I see some girl
Speaker 6: in my seat. So I'm I'm freaking out. I yank
Speaker 6: her out of a car.
Speaker 3: She's fighting.
Speaker 6: I'm pulling her out. She finally gets out. I sit in.
Speaker 6: I look up and I'm in the wrong car, and
Speaker 6: I hear my cousin in the f one car overt
Speaker 6: these people in the Lord He's like, come on, oh,
Speaker 6: yanked her. She was fighting, She's grabbing everything she could,
Speaker 6: and I pulled her out.
Speaker 1: My my favorite are the people that go mall shopping
Speaker 1: and they get out and their key fob works with
Speaker 1: the other car somebody else. Have you ever been in
Speaker 1: a grocery store and like push somebody else's all time
Speaker 1: target or something, Wait, clothes and you have to say
Speaker 1: really loud, this is don't want them to think you're
Speaker 1: a thief. Exactly, Cheyenne, what's up?
Speaker 5: So? I was showering one day and I got out
Speaker 5: and my neighbor's dad was walking into my home.
Speaker 1: WHOA, oh no, in my apartment.
Speaker 5: Yes, she lived actually directly above me. So she was
Speaker 5: two of five and I was one of five. And
Speaker 5: we have the same name.
Speaker 3: Confused.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's got to be weird if you don't recognize him, Like,
Speaker 1: did you recognize him right away as your neighbors?
Speaker 5: See the man. I never seen the man of my
Speaker 5: life and he came in with a dog.
Speaker 3: How did he react when he saw you?
Speaker 5: Well? Thanks, I had a towel one, he was He
Speaker 5: honestly thought I was heard roommate. But I was like,
Speaker 5: who the hell are you right?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry man, you just had a towel on at
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 5: Well, so I just got out of the shower.
Speaker 1: I know. But did this turn into no?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine that? Now we're married, me and my
Speaker 1: neighbor's dad are Now you're not mind? Where's the dog?
Speaker 1: The dog? What's going on, Laurie? How you doing?
Speaker 8: I'm good?
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 1: We're great? What's happening?
Speaker 9: I just wanted to say that I we went over
Speaker 9: to a friend's house and they always play cards or whatever,
Speaker 9: and they always cook, like a lot of stuff. One
Speaker 9: of the guys is Italian, and so we go there,
Speaker 9: knock on the door. They look at us, but they
Speaker 9: let us in, take our shoes off, and I'm like,
Speaker 9: I don't smell anything cooking whatever, and he invites us
Speaker 9: into the kitchen and like the table's not set or anything.
Speaker 9: And it was kind of like awkward because they wanted
Speaker 9: to like, know what we were doing there? You know,
Speaker 9: we went to dinner on the wrong day.
Speaker 1: Wrong day. Did they at least give you something to
Speaker 1: drink or when did they say the Well yeah they yeah.
Speaker 9: They were like, well do you want to stay? I
Speaker 9: mean because it was like awkward day once, like expecting us.
Speaker 9: So it's like, come on in and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 9: it's kind of odd, but you didn't smell anything. And
Speaker 9: then I get to the kitchen, I don't see the
Speaker 9: table set or anything. I'm like, oh, can I.
Speaker 7: Tell you one more other quick story?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 9: So when I was in high school, I didn't get
Speaker 9: my license till I was like eighteen because I hung
Speaker 9: around older people who always had part and my boyfriend
Speaker 9: was yelling at me when you go to get guess
Speaker 9: you're supposed to pull in the second like driveway if
Speaker 9: there's somebody in the first driveway. And because I was
Speaker 9: getting yelled at, when I pulled up to the pump,
Speaker 9: I side swiped one of those yellow pools with his
Speaker 9: chevel in the apple red chevell.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's you gave him a pinstripe right
Speaker 1: down the side.
Speaker 7: I sure did.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Laurie. Do you have another story for us?
Speaker 1: Any more stories?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Okay? All right, all right, your stories out today? All right,
Speaker 1: thank you for the call. What's up, Melanie, how you doing? Hi?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning. What's going on?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 8: I wanted to tell you this story. So my girlfriend
Speaker 8: lives into Comfy and she had just bought her first
Speaker 8: home and her house was unique. It had like triangles
Speaker 8: and weird angles and things.
Speaker 6: So we're going there for.
Speaker 8: The first time and there's two houses in the neighborhood
Speaker 8: that look exactly the same. We're just one black from
Speaker 8: each other, and they have the weird triangles and angles.
Speaker 8: So we knock on the door and the people let
Speaker 8: us in, and we're standing there for a while and
Speaker 8: I'm like, wow, like this kind of looks different from
Speaker 8: like the photos, and I remember online and stuff, and
Speaker 8: I'm looking at and I'm like, where's Melissa. And they're
Speaker 8: like who, And I'm like, Melissa.
Speaker 3: Where is everybody?
Speaker 6: And they're like, uh, you're not in the wrong house.
Speaker 3: They let us in.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I could not get out of their
Speaker 8: fast enough. We still to this day die laughing about it.
Speaker 8: I cannot believe they let us all in.
Speaker 3: I thought that they were like.
Speaker 8: Maybe family members or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I met.
Speaker 6: Before, but no, totally a lot of sun.
Speaker 4: Wasn't even the right house.
Speaker 1: That stuff couldn't happen nowadays. I'm telling you, you'd be
Speaker 1: you'd be shot. Look this, not that I think about.
Speaker 1: This happened to Gerard. So because of Gerard and Christina,
Speaker 1: they throw huge fight parties. So whenever there's a big
Speaker 1: boxing match, he throws a party and lights a bunch
Speaker 1: of people over. A bunch of people are in the
Speaker 1: living room. We hear knock at the door. Were in
Speaker 1: the doorbell. Some group of people come in, four or
Speaker 1: five people, guys, girls, They're like hey. After everybody say
Speaker 1: what's up? Like, who are you on? They're like, wait,
Speaker 1: is James here? Like we at the wrong house. I
Speaker 1: had to walk out and go down the street. James
Speaker 1: also throws fight parties. Somebody somebody had a fight party
Speaker 1: on the same street. Hold on, this is where it
Speaker 1: is scary. Christa, are you there, Krista?
Speaker 4: Yes, Hey, Mojoe, what's up?
Speaker 1: Tell everybody a story about your husband at the wrong cottage?
Speaker 4: Yeah, spring break. A couple decades ago, when he was
Speaker 4: a young lad, had a couple beverages and tried to
Speaker 4: find his way home to go to bed, and the
Speaker 4: cottages were all identical on the beach wherever they were at. Well,
Speaker 4: he just stumbled in the wrong cottage and passed out
Speaker 4: on the couch and woke up to a shotgun in
Speaker 4: the safe exactly thank goodness, he had his wallet on him,
Speaker 4: and he was just like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Did you imagine that? Not at all? That would not
Speaker 1: be a good day.