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Speaker 2: I just don't find the joy in it.

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Speaker 2: I recognize why the kids enjoy it, because it makes

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Speaker 1: Do you remember what we were saying when we were children.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just talking about sixty nine.

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Speaker 1: No, we were taking our hands, slamming our crotch and

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Speaker 1: saying suck it.

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Speaker 2: Yep, we're doing a lot of that.

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Speaker 1: I feel like going six seven like this, it's a

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Speaker 2: I would die laughing. If a kid hit me with

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Speaker 2: the sucket, I would that would be my favorite kid

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Speaker 1: Like we legit, we went up to old people.

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Speaker 2: We just went like this suck while we were gyrating.

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Speaker 1: I don't need my son to bring back suck it.

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Speaker 1: But like maybe if he wants to, you know, start

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Speaker 2: Sure, toe kick to groggy, then stunner.

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Speaker 1: But do you think the other kids would understand that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have. You have to have a certain the

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Speaker 1: I once as a kid, my cousin gave me a pedigree.

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Speaker 2: Supposed to tuck the head right like a pile drive.

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Speaker 1: Look, it was my fault.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it is because the pedigree your

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Speaker 1: And then of course, there's a code with you and

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Speaker 1: Also, I saw this if you heard about this Avett.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she played Shirley on Community. Well, i'd say more

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Speaker 1: One wish to make it cast yeah, money you.

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Speaker 2: Ever wanted, would you capture it? Would you let it slip?

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Speaker 1: Up being Linda Carterlini's too old for me, right.

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Speaker 2: Linda CARTERLINI would be your Amy Joe Johnson.

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Speaker 1: You know, or I would. I would go to the

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell a little tail right here, Mac is

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Speaker 2: Sure, Juliel White, Okay, how would you explain that?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna or you.

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Speaker 2: I here's how I would suggest, as as your writing partner,

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Speaker 1: One Goo three, Yeah, jos three, King of Queen Marl Street.

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Speaker 1: And I'm and we are the Mac and Goo program.

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Speaker 1: Here come Santa Pod, Here come Santa Pod.

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Speaker 2: Right down pod asplain, what was the family dynamic like

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Speaker 1: Wasn't it like my my black son or something?

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Speaker 1: So it was me and my brother. Mother either left

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Speaker 1: We worked in a cold cut place.

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Speaker 2: Sure you get the meats.

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Speaker 1: I was one of the brothers. The other brother had

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Speaker 1: jolly mischief maker, if you will. Depending on what network

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Speaker 2: Was there always a scene of you guys, you know,

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Speaker 2: And the nana's disappointed.

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Speaker 1: She's always making gravy in the corner. Yeah, I want

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Speaker 1: to talk Santa.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I don't know what the fuck you planned today.

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Speaker 1: So this isn't every Santa because I don't have so

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Speaker 1: much time to do. I only have one. This is

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Speaker 1: not every Santa. But what I did is I grabbed

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Speaker 1: gonna rattle off to you fictional Santas that I want

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Speaker 1: you to use our gauntlet and then give me not

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Speaker 1: a hot dog score, that'd be silly. Sure a Christmas

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear what the gauntlet is today?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna use fun, Factor, satisfactor, Burrama, Plemonade, Halloween

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Sure, but then we're gonna go with the shape. The

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Speaker 1: Santa to big gotcha. That could be facial shape, that

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Speaker 1: could be body shape, beard magic? Do they have that

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Speaker 1: And then finally their combat skills strength and power.

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Speaker 2: How many Santas do you have?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just made a list. I didn't

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Speaker 1: check it twice.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get tired over this after like three Santas.

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Speaker 1: Now, I think you'll get back into it. Like you'll

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Speaker 1: get tired a little bit, but then you might come

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Speaker 1: back around and I give you my Christmas cookie score.

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Speaker 1: I'll also give you a Christmas cookie score.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna lose track of this real fast, so.

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Speaker 1: Very quickly for the folks at home. According to Google

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Speaker 1: AI Overview, Santa Claus is a legendary figure also known

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Speaker 1: as Saint Nicholas, Chris Kringle or Father Christmas. Did you

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Speaker 2: What moniker do you prefer?

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Speaker 1: I just call him Santa.

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Speaker 2: I like Chris Kringle.

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Speaker 1: I'm a Kringle guy, originating from a kind, generous fourth

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Speaker 1: century bishop who secretly gave to the poor, kind of

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Speaker 1: He hits every house in thirteen hours. That's his special

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Speaker 1: You know, he lives in Delaware. So I kind of

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Speaker 2: I do like that actually fun factor, that's very fun.

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Speaker 2: Been Santa Claus for like two hundred years, You're like,

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Speaker 1: Well, I believe so. He's a divorce dad in the

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Speaker 1: He had a sequel series that didn't necessarily do anything.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we are really focused on the first

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Speaker 2: No idea what happens at the end of that series.

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Speaker 2: Uh so magic and powers like not great, not great

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Speaker 1: Thirty start too high, But he's a good Santa Claus.

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Speaker 2: Good, he's very good, orderline great Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and also he's a good manager. He's not over

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Speaker 1: I'm also thirty six hot dogs, race, cookies, cookies, cookies

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Speaker 2: Like that is what I grew up thinking. Santa Claus should.

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Speaker 1: it is because he looks just like a Coca Cola commercial.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't think you can own santah right.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can own a certain look.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you can own the Chris Kringles of the world

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Speaker 1: I should have asked my lawyer the other night. Oh,

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Speaker 2: He is, you know, a good friend, He's a smart fella.

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Speaker 1: He's great at killing bees.

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Speaker 2: He makes very interesting decisions, and he's okay with him,

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Speaker 2: He'll live with them. He's unapologetic. He's one of the

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Speaker 2: He chose dcaf T hot tea hot tea for to

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Speaker 2: Though ed Asner very satisfying. Look as Santa That's like

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Speaker 2: It would I void.

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Speaker 1: The voice is perfect.

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Speaker 2: And also like, you know, his diction and the way

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Speaker 1: So that's an It might be he's not in a

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Speaker 2: It's fun. He's still The shape is good.

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Speaker 1: He has to rely he needs Christmas chair, but they need.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna knock him for not having Magically, he's not

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, thirty nine thirty nine cookies of history.

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Speaker 2: He's got no magical abilities really side of history, just

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Speaker 2: So there, you know there's a half make mistakes.

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Speaker 2: He committed. He should have been on the naughty list.

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Speaker 1: How about this? Speaking of nautilusts, and I I'd be

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Speaker 2: Yeah, crash more, Oh, crash Moore, is a great one.

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Speaker 1: Halloween has this waned over time. No, it's better through.

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Speaker 2: The roof, so Halloween as high as you can get.

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Speaker 1: He's not a great actor, but he has his quote

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Speaker 1: And you also speak about diction with ed Asner crash Moore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like that sort of thing, which is kind of

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have him at thirty four. Well, I love

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Speaker 2: You know, I feel like and Asner's Santa's a lot

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Speaker 2: He'd probably respect it. Fucking asshole said.

443
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:43,200
Speaker 1: Come on, you gotta pick up on this shit, all right, Mac. Next,

444
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,240
Speaker 1: let's move on to the Santa Claus, the one from

445
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 1: the Fruity Pebbles commercial that forces Fred to share his

446
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,920
Speaker 1: Fruity Pebbles with Barney.

447
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if I remember the Santa Claus.

448
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,800
Speaker 1: So at first Barney comes down the chimney. He is

449
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,399
Speaker 1: dressed as Santa, trying to trick Fred into giving him

450
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:04,160
Speaker 1: the fruit. Peple. Once Fred realizes that it's Barney, Bonnie,

451
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 1: those are my pebbles, and then the real Santa comes

452
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 1: down there and he's like, Fred, it's the holidays. Don't

453
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 1: be such a bitch. And then Fred shares his pebbles.

454
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 2: Bonnie, what do you got for a cookie? Score?

455
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 1: It's about sharing. There's not a lot of magic, but

456
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 1: they're in the Stone Age. How much magic can you

457
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 1: have in the Stone Age? But the animals can't talk

458
00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:31,639
Speaker 1: and it is a living ye think about this is

459
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:35,959
Speaker 1: that back when Barney and Fred were alive, animals had jobs.

460
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: Right now animals don't have jobs, and soon we're not

461
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,879
Speaker 1: going to have jobs because the machines are going to

462
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:42,479
Speaker 1: take them.

463
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 2: Maybe have you considered that the Flintstones are in the

464
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 2: Wicked universe where the animals reverted, you know, they got

465
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,200
Speaker 2: they got pushed down, forced out of society, and now

466
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 2: they've become.

467
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 1: I've heard this as a conspiracy theory, and maybe we

468
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: should dip our feet back into conspiracy theories because what

469
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 1: we're doing it's not going anywhere. I've read some where

470
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 1: people believe that the Flintstones is actually in the future.

471
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,199
Speaker 1: I can see that we have gone back to that

472
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 1: because of what we've done to this world.

473
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 2: The animals have advanced to the point where they're working jobs,

474
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 2: but humans are their own worst enemies, and then reverted

475
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,120
Speaker 2: us back to the Stone age.

476
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 1: I know what I heard the other day because you

477
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 1: just took to the name of that song. I Am

478
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,679
Speaker 1: my own worst enemy. Please tell me I saw and

479
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 1: it might be from last year, but it is uh

480
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: one of my go to karaoke songs. Wheatis did Christmas

481
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 1: start bag where they replaced the word teenage with Christmas?

482
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 1: And then you know, I was told this from social media.

483
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 1: So the lead singer of the song, he sings that

484
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 1: part where he gets super high. He does in this

485
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,119
Speaker 1: part though, he does the voice of Santa and he

486
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 1: goes really low.

487
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 2: Interesting.

488
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,439
Speaker 1: I specifically stayed on the song to see what he

489
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 1: did at that point. I wasn't disappointed. Oh it was good,

490
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: I mean no, but.

491
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 2: Not so not an improvement lit My own worst Enemy

492
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 2: is one of my go tos. Macy Grays comment.

493
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 1: Down below, I'm my own worst enemy or teenage dirt.

494
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 2: Bag Macy Grays, I try is my other.

495
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: Or Macy Grace try? Those are comment down below and

496
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: there are no bad.

497
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 2: Commical away and stubble.

498
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: Except for the ones that are meeting. Don't do those.

499
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 2: It's chris My will crumbles when you are not.

500
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm thirty five on the fruity pebble Santa.

501
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 2: Above crash more. Yeah, I don't like you.

502
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,679
Speaker 1: He's either in the future or in the past, and

503
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: he promotes sharing.

504
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 2: The Santa you just described it was like a lazy twin.

505
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 1: Is harder to crack than one of those slate pieces

506
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: of rock that Fred needs the chisel into, Santa.

507
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 2: Does you ever you ever see a piece of slate

508
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 2: cracks pretty easily?

509
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: Slate is the boss, mister Slate.

510
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 2: I actually don't know shit about slate. I have no

511
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 2: idea for cracks easily or not. Oh there's slate roofs

512
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 2: that last a while, but they crack. How many cookies

513
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 2: the guy you described to me is like a classic

514
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: twenty eight, twenty nine to thirty dos.

515
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 1: Okay, twenty twenty nine, that's fine cookie Santa. You have

516
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: your opinion, and I'm gonna tell you twenty nine. Share

517
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 1: your fruity pebbles.

518
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 2: Mac. You can't share Freddy pebbles. They get soggy too quick.

519
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: I will say this. I'm completely against this, like pour

520
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: the person a new bowl, don't share soup, and don't

521
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,959
Speaker 1: share cereal that is yours?

522
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 2: Oh sharing a bowl?

523
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, no anything in a bowl. Don't share anything in

524
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,479
Speaker 1: a bowl. Yeah out that's the mac and gooo psa

525
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 1: of the day.

526
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 2: You take anything away from today's podcast, don't share a bull.

527
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: Let's go on to from Fred Klaus Paul Giamatti. So

528
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: he's little but big, he's feisty.

529
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 2: He's feisty. Yeah, you're right about that. Satisfying, he's kind

530
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 2: of mean. Yeah, he's not a very satisasting Giamati.

531
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna let him be mean.

532
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 2: He's not a very satisfying experience.

533
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: As Santa, the satisfactor is low satisfactor on Fred Claus

534
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: in general is pretty well true.

535
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 2: The fun factor of Santa, like bickering with his brother

536
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 2: is decent. I don't mind that. But when when the

537
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 2: brothers more fun than Santa, that means.

538
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: You are more fun than Santa. You got Ludacris as

539
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: an elf.

540
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: So the Boma who with Giamatti is up there. It's

541
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 2: ticking highly. I've never once wanted to rewatch that. So

542
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 2: it's Halloween big time. Shape's decent I'll give him shape.

543
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: I don't remember, not for a second, what type of

544
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 2: powers or abilities he had, so I want to put

545
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 2: that right in the middle.

546
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: Snark was his magic power.

547
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say he's a failing Santa Clause because

548
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 2: it takes it takes something to play second fiddle as Santa.

549
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna give him twenty six.

550
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: I had twenty seven. Okay, twenty seven.

551
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

552
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: Now, this next fella voiced pretty much every character in

553
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: this movie, but one of the characters that he voiced

554
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: is Santa Claus, and that is Tom Hanks in The

555
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 1: Polar Express. I'll just stop you right there. I don't

556
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: like this Santa Claus.

557
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: You and I both don't really care for this movie either,

558
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 2: and some people love.

559
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: I don't care for the tone. I don't care for

560
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 1: his shape, I don't care for his look.

561
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't love this. It is

562
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks doing some Tom Hanks stuff. Like. It's not bad,

563
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 2: but it is somewhat satisfying to see that story play out.

564
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 2: I guess it's not very fun, at least not to me.

565
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 2: He is magical, he's got magic powers. I suppose he makes.

566
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: Plain at night I don't know, get out of my face.

567
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 2: It's weaned waned. You know, the boromer does tick as

568
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 2: well because he is more magical than most of the

569
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 2: Santa's we've talked about. I think that kicks him up

570
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 2: a little bit. I'm gonna give thirty Christmas cookies for

571
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks twenty four.

572
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 1: Okay, how about this next one from I forget the

573
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: name of the movie. Was it Violent Knight? David Harbor

574
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 1: as Santa Claus that came out last two years ago,

575
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 1: two years ago. He is a John Wick Santa who

576
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 1: you would take in the octagon, but I don't know

577
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: if you want deliver gifts.

578
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's basically just Dennis Hopper as Santa Claus. It

579
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 2: was satisfying to see Santa have some irreverent humor, you know,

580
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 2: and just be like, oh man, this sucks, you know,

581
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 2: kind of like Crash more So, I like that. That

582
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 2: movie was kind of fun. You liked it more than

583
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: I did. Yeah, his character, the idea of the character

584
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 2: is fun. It was somewhat of a boring movie considering

585
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: all the pizazz they but they were.

586
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: Like so all the other characters were terrible in it.

587
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: The little kid had a decent line about hey, have

588
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: you seen home Alone? That was kind of funny. But

589
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: Harbor was I thought good enough in a faceless, nameless

590
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: movie because there were three to four like big action scenes,

591
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 1: especially like I really wish I had my hammer and

592
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: then he gets his hammer.

593
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I have no desire to rewatch that, so

594
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 2: it's weaned the Borrower ticks. I do think Harbor make

595
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 2: some plumondes. I'll give him that. He was not he

596
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 2: needed to be a little fatter. He just was more

597
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 2: dad bod. I need my Santa to be a little fatter.

598
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 2: So not the best shape Santa wise, He's definitely magical,

599
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 2: but not magical enough that liking the bag was the

600
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 2: most magical thing. For sure. I'd say he's about a

601
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 2: thirty two cookie Santa.

602
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: Oh that's weird. I'm I only have met a thirty

603
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: may we have different cookie standards, I guess, sure, Sure,

604
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: how about this one? Mac And maybe you haven't seen

605
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: this one, but this is from a combat Santa? Is it?

606
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 1: It's Hull Cogan as Santa Claus.

607
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 2: I actually haven't seen it. How Gogan is Santa Claus?

608
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: Oh Santa with muscles? Sorry?

609
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's fun. I suppose satisfying to see like

610
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 2: a childhood idol in that role. So that's satisfying.

611
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: Santa with muscles and boy howdy does he have those

612
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know if.

613
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: It's boring, it's probably not boring, right, it's probably fun

614
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 2: in the worst possible way. But because consider I've never

615
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 2: seen it, I'd say that's the highest possible wing Wayne

616
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 2: factor there. There's no way Terry Balaya is making plemonade.

617
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: So that's I don't know.

618
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: Look at this cover. He might be that's a good.

619
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 2: Little The shape is poor, very poor.

620
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: How dare you he's in great show?

621
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 2: I don't know what the extent of his magical powers

622
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 2: or abilities.

623
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: You can lift two human beings at once, that's pretty

624
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: fucking strong.

625
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give him a barely passing grade just because

626
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: it's funny to see a childhood idle play Santas. I'll

627
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 2: give him twenty four cookies.

628
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: But you give him twenty four.

629
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty big. Pretty bad guy too.

630
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: He's a good guy.

631
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 2: In real life, it's a pretty bad guy.

632
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: He's a terrible person. Hey, Mac, how about this one?

633
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: The Santa Claus that we have seen for two decades now,

634
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: three decades when was nineteen ninety five, three decades, three

635
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: decades now. The Santa Claus from the M and M's commercial.

636
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 2: He does exist.

637
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: They you exist.

638
00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: So this Santa if you're all knowing, being an all

639
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: powerful right, oh you're.

640
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: Calling and the logic you should you.

641
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 2: Shouldn't be surprised by fucking talking eminems. You ms, yeah,

642
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: it should be. In fact, you probably made these fucking eminems.

643
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: You should be on the hunt. You should be trying

644
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: to locate them and eat them.

645
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 2: Right. Not very satisfying to see Santa Claus faint at

646
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 2: the existence of talking.

647
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: You are going all in on this, Santa Claus.

648
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 2: You got flying rein there.

649
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were so anti eminem, Santa Claus.

650
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 2: It's the fun factors. Decent up because of the Eminem's,

651
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 2: not because of Santa it is. I don't know. There's

652
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 2: only so many ways you can come up with Santa

653
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 2: Claus fainting when he sees Eminem's so that it is

654
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: a little boring. It does ween Weigne over time. His

655
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 2: shape is good. He's got the shape and the look down.

656
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: He's got the look. He's got the shape.

657
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 2: In the lookdown but obviously not very magical if he's

658
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 2: fucking stunned by talking eminem. So this is probably my

659
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 2: least favorite Santa. Yet I cannot believe that I'm gonna

660
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 2: go twenty one Christmas cookies.

661
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: Think solo of you? Now, I think so much less

662
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: of you. This might be our last episode.

663
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, where do you have eminem Santa at

664
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 2: thirty four?

665
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: He's at He's not okay. Look, we think he can't

666
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,959
Speaker 1: even finish his deliveries because he fainted. Let's say this.

667
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: Let's say you know about centient eminem's. Let's say that

668
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: you are aware of these eminems, yet you still come

669
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: face to face of them for the first time. You're

670
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: gonna be a little spooked.

671
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 2: No, the man's lived hundreds thousands of years. He's been

672
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 2: to every country in the world. He's created magical beings,

673
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 2: and you're not spooked by centient eminems.

674
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: What if he lives in the tim Allen universe where

675
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: he is a fresh new Santa Claus that just murdered

676
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: another Santa Claus and this is his first encounter.

677
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 2: Santa Claus would roll with the punchers with the sentient eminem's.

678
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,719
Speaker 1: It'd be like this, sucks.

679
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: He'd probably think it was funny. Check out this guy.

680
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm a little thrown right now. I'm a little thrown

681
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: right now.

682
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 2: All right.

683
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: The next one up here, mac is little uh little Meta.

684
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: If you will me on Christmas Eve?

685
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 2: Sure? Sure? Yeah? Are you? Are you retiring this year?

686
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 2: What's what's this? What's this?

687
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 1: You got my text?

688
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 2: I am?

689
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: I am trying to retire myself. Uh. Number one is

690
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: the children that I see on Christmas Eve, my niece's, nephew's,

691
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: my son. Last year, they were beginning to catch on

692
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: to me, and I will say it is because I

693
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: have a gaunt face.

694
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 2: You have a slender face.

695
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: I have a slender face. I'm not the largest person

696
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: in general. So yes, I have a pillow on my tummy.

697
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: My hair goes on my wrist, goes beyond my sleeve.

698
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: And for something, my niece picked up on that. She's like,

699
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: I can see the hair and I'm like, okay, that's

700
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: kind of weird. So yes, I am trying to retire

701
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: myself and find someone at least. So what we need

702
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: to do this year is that one of my cousins

703
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 1: at least needs to take on the mantle, just so

704
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: they see me outside of Santa. Sure, they might pick

705
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: up on the it's you know them or something like that.

706
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 2: You need to Santa system.

707
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: We need a too Santa system. I would like to

708
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: hire an outsider, like an outside Santa, to step in

709
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: there and then they see everyone, They're like, oh shit,

710
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: this is really Santa. Yeah, we only have so many

711
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: more years of this.

712
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: I would if if my family also didn't do something

713
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: on Christmas Eve, I would have probably done it. But

714
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: that's a big ask because now I'm gonna get into character,

715
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: and God forbid, I ruined someone's belief in Santa. That's

716
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 2: not my own family. It's a funny joke if it's

717
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 2: my own family. But if I come into your family

718
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: and ruin your son or niece or nephew's belief in

719
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: Santa Claus, I don't want to live with that.

720
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: God forbid. You step in there and you give them

721
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: a gift and then you say that sucks. You know

722
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: Santa Claus is.

723
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: Kept swearing and stuff.

724
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah you just start swearing. Now what I need to do?

725
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: And if this is like olden times, yeah, you just

726
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: have a neighbor step in. But people don't know their

727
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: neighbors anymore. You can't do that.

728
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would need.

729
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: To find another father and we swamp out for like

730
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: a little bit.

731
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, you go to his family's house as Santa Claus,

732
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: he comes to yours. That's a good trade. You should

733
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 2: post on Craigslist.

734
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: Now, I'm not gonna do it on Craigslist. I don't

735
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: want to find a Craigslist Santa. So what's my score?

736
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 1: It's pretty low, it's pretty bad. It's forty cookie effort.

737
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: Forty cookie effort. I'm sure you're fun.

738
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 2: You get it. You like getting the character. I'll give

739
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 2: you that. It can't be that satisfying, though, So that's

740
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 2: that's kind of low.

741
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: I do my best to not favor my kids too,

742
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: like I really try and see, you're.

743
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 2: Probably not boring. You're probably not boring the kids.

744
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: Do look for I do a somersault when I walk in,

745
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: I fake like my leg for sure.

746
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 2: You try to make plemonade, that's no doubt about that.

747
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 2: The shape is poor, ice sweat. You have no magical

748
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 2: abilities that you know. Have you tried to do card

749
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 2: tricks or something to try to show off some magical ability.

750
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: I walk in there with rings and I just start

751
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: going like this and I separate them. You got props,

752
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: I got props. I have a giant case, not a.

753
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: Bag of gifts. It's a bag of props.

754
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm carrot top Christmas.

755
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 2: That's that's what I did. We could give fun.

756
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I saw him on the Leno Show

757
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 1: one time doing his uh Santa props.

758
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 2: I'll I'll give you and the idea of dads as Santa.

759
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 2: I'll give them twenty four yash Okay, so you pass

760
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 2: for effort. You're better than You're better than.

761
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: Me in general. But you're saying dads as like a

762
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: thought of being Santa Claus. Yeah only twenty four.

763
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you could hire someone I am.

764
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: You think I have money, you know much money I

765
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: just spent on Christmas.

766
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 2: My issue, I know a Santa guy.

767
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: My issue with Christmas gifts is that I get my

768
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: Christmas shopping done maybe like the first week of the

769
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: shopping season, so like by the time the Thanksgiving weekend

770
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: is over, I have bought all of the Christmas gifts.

771
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 2: Impressive.

772
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: I then have a month of like, maybe I should

773
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: get a little bit more.

774
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll give him this one. You can open this one.

775
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can open that one. He's been really good. Yeah, yeah,

776
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: and here we are. I'm fucking broke. I can't afford

777
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: a Santa for Christmas Eve. Now I'm gonna split what

778
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: you just said in half me as a Santa twenty

779
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: hot dogs. The idea of a family member stepping into

780
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: pose as Santa forty hot dogs, that is the Christmas spirit.

781
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: That is magic.

782
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: Okay? Sure?

783
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: How about that, uh, that boring guy from Miracle on

784
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,919
Speaker 1: thirty fourth Street, And you can talk about the one

785
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: from ninety five, or or the one with Matilda nineteen

786
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: thirty two, Matilda, Oh you know what I learned?

787
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: And this is crazy nineteen fifty four.

788
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: I think I saw it on a watch Mojo video.

789
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: Did you know that the little girl from the Pepsi

790
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: commercials in the late nineties slash she was in the

791
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,479
Speaker 1: movie Polly with that parrot that ran away, the little

792
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: girl with the curly hair not ringing a bell. Give

793
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: her a quick Googles and I'll speak as slowly as possible.

794
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: Did you know that she is the sister of Jesse Eisenberg.

795
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 2: So I'm looking. I looked up the movie Pollie. I

796
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 2: don't think this is I think this is the wrong

797
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 2: Pollie found the nineteen eighty nine's Pauli.

798
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: Now it's like nineteen ninety seven's Pauli. It's an upsetting movie.

799
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 2: Polly Movie Bird, nineteen ninety eight film.

800
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Polly Movie Bird.

801
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 2: Oh that girl, that's just it. I recognize that girl

802
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 2: from the commercials. He's right, Uh yeah, Pepsi. Tony Shaloub

803
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 2: is in that movie Goo, as well as Jay Moore.

804
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 2: How about that Hailey Eisenberg. That's a Niley Eisenberg. Wow,

805
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 2: she's Maren's in that movie. Maybe I should watch that movie.

806
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: I can tell you if you want a good cry,

807
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: watch fucking Polly Hailey Eisenberg.

808
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: Oh so she's younger than Jesse. Hailey Eisenberg is thirty

809
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 2: three years old. How about that? All right?

810
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: So, uh, the Santa from Miracle on thirty fourth Street.

811
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: So he's like the standard that basically they craft ed

812
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 2: asner off of. Right, So the idea, the look in

813
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 2: the feel of Miracle on thirty four Streets, Santa is

814
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 2: what everyone is aspiring to be. So that's maximum like

815
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 2: satisfying look, not that fun. But then it does come

816
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 2: around and he may he grants your wish. So he's powerful, right,

817
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 2: so he's got magical powers. The shape is there. He's

818
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 2: not really making plemonade. He's pretty boring, admitted.

819
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: He's on trial.

820
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 2: He's somewhat fun yep, I know, but like you know,

821
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 2: would dreams do come true?

822
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: So yeah, but it also it's it's not like, uh,

823
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: it's not like my cousin Vinnie.

824
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 2: I think because he's not as fun as crash More

825
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 2: even at Asner. I got miracle on thirty four streets

826
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 2: Santa At Who'd I give thirty six to Allen? I

827
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 2: think I have him like thirty seven, thirty eight. He's

828
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 2: he's like an ideal Santa. Not the best one, but

829
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 2: he's like an ideal Santa.

830
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: I got him at twenty eight. You want to know why? Wow,

831
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: why what's the opposite of plemonade? He has too much

832
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: screen time.

833
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 2: It does have a lot of screens, too much screens.

834
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: That's not his fault.

835
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: I blame the actor. He's probably there being like put

836
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: me on screen more, and they're like, shit, we have

837
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 1: to meet the filters.

838
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,720
Speaker 2: Who's the guy that plays him in the Matilda one?

839
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Let's move on while you're giving

840
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 1: that a goog's and I will now bring up one

841
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: of the stop motion animation ones, and that is Mickey

842
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: Rooney from Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus

843
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,919
Speaker 1: is coming to town. Richard Attenborough, Richard Attenborough, good old

844
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: Dicky Ats.

845
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, who did you just talk about?

846
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: Mickey Rooney?

847
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 2: Mickey Rooney? Where does he play? Santa Claus?

848
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: Santa Claus is coming to town.

849
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 2: I don't remember this at all.

850
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: Stop motion animation.

851
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 2: Oh, stop motion watch free voices.

852
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: Voice, he voices Santa. Maybe maybe my Google AI overview

853
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: lied to me. I don't know.

854
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 2: Uh, Santa Claus is coming to town. This is an

855
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 2: enjoyable one. I like that flick.

856
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: He's a redheabit.

857
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 2: It's a satisfying it's fun. It's a fun story, satisfying story.

858
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 2: It's not very boring. I don't think it halloweens. It's

859
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 2: a classic. You know you enjoy watching that. Maybe he

860
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 2: is in it too much, right, so maybe.

861
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: He's the titular character. He's coming to town.

862
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 2: So plemonade doesn't really apply. But he's good. The shape

863
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 2: not so much, not the best shape ever for Santa Santa.

864
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 2: He's he's his magic is growing, his powers are growing.

865
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: It's the origin story. It's really when we see him.

866
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not that high either. I think I like

867
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 2: Santa Claus Mickey Rourke Rooney, Mickey Rooney.

868
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: Micky, he probably has played Santa somewhere. We could probably

869
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: find that in the New York next year when when

870
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: we do our Santa Too next year, when we when

871
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: we really dig and try and find more Santas. Yeah, yeah,

872
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: we'll talk about him then.

873
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: I like, I like Santa Claus coming to town. Mickey

874
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 2: Rooney as like a thirty four cookie.

875
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: Santa thirty two. I like him. Yeah, he is the

876
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: young Santa that I think of. When I think of

877
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: a young Santa, I think of a little ginger. Yeah,

878
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree, So credit to them. How about

879
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: from recent times Kurt Russell.

880
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 2: Kurt Russell in what movie was he in?

881
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: Kurt Russell? Santa Claus? What does it called?

882
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: The name of that movie? The most dapper Santa We've

883
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: ever had?

884
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: Christmas Chronicles?

885
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 2: Christmas Chronicles?

886
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 1: Oh is he the most handsome Santa? Oh?

887
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 2: Probably?

888
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: You know what I probably should a he guys comment

889
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 1: down below, most handsome handsome Santa. Who's the sexiest Santa?

890
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 2: I've never seen his performance in Christmas Chronicles because you know,

891
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,720
Speaker 2: for for sure, I was never gonna watch that movie.

892
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 2: So satisfying and fun, I'm not so sure. But he

893
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 2: looks nice. He looks dapper. Because I've never seen it,

894
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 2: that's pretty low. He probably makes plumbing a because Kurt

895
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 2: Russell's good and everything.

896
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: Got a nice missus clause.

897
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 2: Who's the who's the missus? Oh? Oh, that makes sense.

898
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 2: So maybe he does have some magical powers there, you know.

899
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: Oh, look at these two. Look at how much fun

900
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: they're having.

901
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 2: The shapest they shaped him up, decent shape, the beard

902
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 2: is tremendous.

903
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: And he's the star of the movie.

904
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, so I can't rate him that high.

905
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 2: Thirty thirty cookies for go thirty eight.

906
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: Wow, Not only is he handsome, he's hashtag my sexy Sanna.

907
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 2: He's hanging down.

908
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a good looking Sandy. He's got the shape,

909
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: he's got the We're gonna do this.

910
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: Next week for Missus Clauses. Goldiean's gonna be up there.

911
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: Guys' gonna give your heads up right now. We're not

912
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: putting an episode out on Christmas. It looking like next

913
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: year will do our missus Clauses.

914
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: Okay, let's stay tuned.

915
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now.

916
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 2: Remind us subscribe down below for so you can get

917
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 2: reminded of our.

918
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: Subscribe button clause. Hit the alert button so that next year,

919
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: December twenty first, twenty twenty six, if we're alive, Yeah,

920
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: we're doing our Missus clauset.

921
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 2: We're gonna do a Doomsday slash Missus Clause episode.

922
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna be split. It's gonna be our speaker box below.

923
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 2: Speakerbox. I think it's the Love Below or something like that.

924
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 2: I forget what it is.

925
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: It's one of those things, man, I don't know.

926
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: Which side deal.

927
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: This might be a split Santa as well, because it's

928
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: a bit of a The personality switch is nuts. But

929
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: in Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.

930
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a very shiny nose.

931
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: He had a very shiny nose and if you ever

932
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: saw it, you'd even say it glows. Santa. You have

933
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: finn Santa and then you have Christmas Santa. When he

934
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: puts the weight back on, Yeah, the attitude shift, the

935
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: way that he manages the workshop completely different. When he

936
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: is skinny, he's a no nonsense dickhead. He doesn't want

937
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: you being different. He doesn't want no misfits in his

938
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: north Pole. But then when he's fat, he's like, it's snowing, guys,

939
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: it's not safe out there. Christmas is canceled.

940
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, because when he's fat, he's indulging. He's enjoying life.

941
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 2: He's having fun. He's not on a no carved diet.

942
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 2: You know, he's in taking some sugar.

943
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: You know, you think that's what it is. You think

944
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: he is a You think Santa has diabetes. And when

945
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: he is not, he's not at his proper insolent lethargic.

946
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: So it doesn't matter what you do.

947
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: What do you got for your Santa? What is this?

948
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 2: He gets fun, But also because he's a Kunti Kringle,

949
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: that comes down a little bit.

950
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: Mary. I'm not gonna say the word, and you've already

951
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: said it once so you can't say it.

952
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 2: It's fun, not the most fun, but it's fun. It's

953
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: a bit boring. It is a bit boring. He is

954
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 2: making plemonade though in a dual role. I'll give him that.

955
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 2: She's doing bold. He's doing too bad.

956
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: Feel like, if this is live action, they have two

957
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: different actors playing him.

958
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 2: The shape is fine. The shape's good.

959
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: Well, when he's fat, the power has.

960
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: Got great powers. Clearly this is one of the better

961
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 2: ones go, I think, because you do have to have

962
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 2: some no nonsense to run that operation. You know, I'm

963
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 2: gonna so, I'm gonna say thirty eight Christmas cookies.

964
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 1: Between the two of them. You're saying thirty eight? Yeah, wow,

965
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: thirty five?

966
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: Okay?

967
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: Now. JK. Simmons has played Santa Claus twice. Have you

968
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: seen the one with the rock?

969
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 2: I have seen the one with the rock? Yes?

970
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: What would you give him? Quickly? I don't need your

971
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: full thing?

972
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 2: Uh?

973
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,280
Speaker 1: He's actually pretty good. Okay, that terrible movie. He actually

974
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: he's not say enough. He met Santa he met well,

975
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: he's the yellow Eminem.

976
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 2: He does exist. That is JK. How did that happen?

977
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 2: How did he get that role?

978
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: It's crazy is that it's him and Billy West. Like

979
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: Billy West is a well known voice actor. That makes sense.

980
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm curious. I was JK. Simmons more of a voice

981
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: actor when he started out?

982
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? I try. The first time I can ever remember

983
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 2: seeing JK. Simmons was that j Jonah Jamison. I don't know.

984
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 2: She was certainly in stuff before I just don't recall it.

985
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 2: And J Jonah Jamison must have been at least five

986
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: or six years after that first eminem's commercial.

987
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,439
Speaker 1: Right, so he started in nineteen ninety six.

988
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 2: There you go. I was spot on with that.

989
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: When did M and M's Meet Santa December nineteen ninety six?

990
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I spot on with that, I guess. So,

991
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,959
Speaker 2: I guess my first introduction to JK. Simmons was as

992
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 2: the yellow eminem. How about that. I'm impressed with that,

993
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 2: so am I grading him as a yellow eminem.

994
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're gonna do three grades. Now, We're to

995
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 1: do the Rocks movie the eminem and then also he

996
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: was Santa in Klaus.

997
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 2: As the Santa in the Rocks movie. I was just

998
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 2: surprised it wasn't terrible, but it's like it's like twenty

999
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 2: Christmas cookies. He's one of the worst ones. As a

1000
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 2: yellow he steals the show. That's plemonade to the max.

1001
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 2: Everyone's like a red eminem, sexy, green.

1002
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: Green, so sexy.

1003
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 2: I yellow the green eminem, yellow yellow eminem steals the show.

1004
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: PLU Remember that controversy when people were like, they're gonna

1005
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 1: stop making these eminems so sexy?

1006
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just gave the eminem like defined lips an eyeliner,

1007
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 2: and people like, we're gonna fuck the eminem.

1008
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: Oh, why do I want to fuck this eminem?

1009
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 2: Uh? He's he's a he's a forty cookie yellow eminem,

1010
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 2: no doubt.

1011
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: While going through reels the other day, a song popped up.

1012
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: It sounded a lot like a Flight of the Concord song,

1013
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: but it was two younger fellas complaining about movies making

1014
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: animals too sexy, like this is pretty funny.

1015
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 2: I mean Lula Bunny, Well that's what.

1016
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: Why is Lola Bunny so sexy? And Bugs is just average?

1017
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 2: That should make a buff bugs you?

1018
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: Okay? Hashtag my sexy bugs bunny?

1019
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 2: Uh? JK. Simmons in Klaus forty.

1020
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 1: That's a man right now.

1021
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: He's not your favorite one, Okay.

1022
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: He's a bit of a recluse. He's out, he's out

1023
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: there living. He's a toy maker and he is he's

1024
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: finding new ways to bring these toys to the children.

1025
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't love that. He's like a rec loose.

1026
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: He's a wreck.

1027
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 2: He's a little bit of a rogue Santa with some

1028
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 2: out of an attitude. He is. He is a thick

1029
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 2: boy that's like, that's like a thirty five thirty.

1030
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 1: He's also no nonsense. I agree, don't go behind his back.

1031
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 2: There's a lot of things I like about but there's

1032
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: some detractions. So I got him like thirty five thirty

1033
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 2: six cookies.

1034
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: Possibly my favorite Santa Claus. I love him in that I.

1035
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 2: Haven't I haven't given out a forty cookie Santa. I'm

1036
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 2: leaving open the possibility that there's gonna be a number

1037
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 2: one Santa.

1038
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: Still, I'm selling right now there is it.

1039
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 2: Well, I maybe they haven't been cast.

1040
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: You're saying that in the future we're due for forty

1041
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 1: cookies ses once again. King of the Hill Hank giving

1042
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: Michael Irvin a B so he has room to improve.

1043
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: At Dallas Cowboys Training Camp, Jack Skellington, when he puts

1044
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: on the Santa suit.

1045
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 2: He's a real son of a bitch until he's not,

1046
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 2: though he learns. He learns the lesson that Santa is

1047
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 2: trying to teach everyone, I suppose, so.

1048
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: That's satisfy to learn the lesson of staying your lane,

1049
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: don't try new stuff.

1050
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 2: He is fun. He's fun when he still and stuff.

1051
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 2: That movie is still great to watch. He makes plemonade.

1052
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 2: The shape is tremendously bad to where shape.

1053
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 1: HiT's the opposite of the shape I want.

1054
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 2: He's somewhat magical, not as magical as he should be.

1055
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: Well, he didn't die when his sleigh got shot down.

1056
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,760
Speaker 2: Give me thirty two Christmas cookies on scaling, I will.

1057
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: Say though, with Skelington, his body shape makes more sense

1058
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: for going down a chimney. Just slide right down.

1059
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 2: That's a good point. But then I mean the magic

1060
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,240
Speaker 2: comes into play right instance.

1061
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: We're talking physics right now.

1062
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: Sure, sure he would maybe slide down too fast and

1063
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 2: break his egg.

1064
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: I bet there'd be some children that would like those

1065
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: spooky gifts.

1066
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: All the goth girls, all the goth girls.

1067
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 1: What if he only delivered the goth girls. It's a

1068
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: billy d Christmas. That's an inside joke. And I apologize, guys.

1069
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: He's well intentioned, he sees it, he tries to bring it. Sure,

1070
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: I feel like what he should have done is, and

1071
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: this is hindsight twenty twenty, yeah, is that he should

1072
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: have not tried to be Santa in Christmas Town. He

1073
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: should have tried to be Santa in Halloween Town. So

1074
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: bring Christmas to Halloween Town.

1075
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:13,720
Speaker 2: Ridiculed in Halloween.

1076
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 1: Well, they built him the gifts. Yeah, but they they

1077
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: build him the reindeer.

1078
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you're true, you're right.

1079
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: Thirty okay, fair, thirty for the effort. John Travolta in

1080
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: the Capitol One ads.

1081
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 2: He's like going for what Kurt Russell nailed and he's

1082
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 2: just not as good at it. So what I give

1083
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 2: Kurt Russell?

1084
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: I gave him thirty eight. You're gonna bounce it off mine.

1085
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: I think I gave Kurt Russell like thirty four to thirty.

1086
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's let's say he's a poor man's Russell.

1087
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 2: Let's give him like twenty two. You can dance twenty

1088
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 2: two Christmas card? Are you keeping him to know if

1089
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:52,720
Speaker 2: he still can dance?

1090
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: He was dancing in the ad.

1091
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. If I've seen the ad, then he's.

1092
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 1: A great dancer. Was I think he can still dance?

1093
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Guys comment down below. Can John Travolta dance right now?

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Speaker 2: I think SAPs all the dance out of you.

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00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: It's like the footloose fucking town is that when you

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Speaker 1: join the religion, you're not allowed to dance anymore.

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00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 2: Take away everyone's tap shoes.

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Speaker 1: I'll got twenty six he can dance. And then finally

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Speaker 1: Billy Bob Thornton, Oh yeah, Bad Santa.

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Speaker 2: To me, he's like, you know, totally the best version

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00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 2: of what Jack Skellington was kind of doing at the

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00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 2: beginning of that movie.

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00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: Right you want a sandwich?

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00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 2: Uh, it's very satisfying. And Graham Lauren Graham, Oh yeah,

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00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 2: how about it.

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00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: He heard about it.

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00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 2: He learns a lesson. It's fun. Stealing stuff is fun.

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00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 2: Even though it's against the rules. That movie is a

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00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 2: great watch. Still, he certainly makes plemonade. The shape is poor,

1111
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: but give him a few more years maybe he'll get that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he looked like it in The Santa

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00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: Claus or The Bad Santa Too.

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Speaker 2: I would say that, by the way, he's like seventy

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00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 2: years old, which is unbelievable.

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00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 1: Still loves a kangle hat, though.

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00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 2: I would say of all the Santas we've talked about,

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00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 2: he might be the most magical because he pulled lawng Graham.

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00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna give Billy Bob Thornton as Sanna in

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Speaker 2: Bad Santa. I still haven't seen Bad Santa Too, so

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00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you what that performance is like, I'm

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00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 2: gonna say thirty three Christmas Cookies.

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Speaker 1: Thirty three, okay, I mean as a as a movie,

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00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:33,439
Speaker 1: as a Christmas movie. I love it. He does learn

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00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: a lesson, he does get the Christmas spirit gets him

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00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: thirty two okay, thirty two on his specifically his Santa. Yeah, yeah, okay,

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00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: Well that's all I have.

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Speaker 2: Mac.

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00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: So we go back through and give our Santa scores.

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00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 2: I don't remember any of the scores. I think I

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00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 2: gave Asner and crash Moore or my top thirty.

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00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: As I go through mine off the top yard just

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00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: ballpark it.

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00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 2: Crash More at Asner are my two favorite. They're both

1135
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 2: at thirty nine. They both could be a smidge better.

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00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: I have Tim All at thirty six.

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00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 2: I think I also gave him thirty six.

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00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: I have Ed Asner is forty okay, the look the

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00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: feel that is Santa. Crash More thirty four, the Santa

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00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 1: from the Fruity Pebbles commercial thirty five.

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00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember what I gave him.

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00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: Paul and gmah at the twenty seven, Yeah, he was

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00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: like twenty nine. Tom Hanks twenty four sure, David Harbor

1144
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: thirty sure, hull Cogan twenty too low, too low from

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00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: the Eminem's commercial thirty four.

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00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gave him eighteen, I think.

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00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: Me on Christmas Eve twenty.

1148
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 2: I gave you twenty four.

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00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 1: The idea of fathers or uncles or loved ones posing

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00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: as Santa forty. Yeah, I'm gonna start crying right now.

1151
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: Miracle on thirty fourth Street, bor Rude twenty eight.

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00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 2: It's like it's an ideal. Santa thirty four, thirty five,

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00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 2: thirty six in.

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00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: That range, coming to town thirty two, Yeah, Kurt Russell thirty.

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Speaker 2: Eight, Okay, I mean he's sexy, but that's too much.

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00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: Rudolph Santa thirty five, Yeah, that sounds about right. Dick,

1157
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: he's a dickhead for J K. Simmons klous forty.

1158
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 2: That seems high, but you love that movie.

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00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 1: I understand it, and as the Yellow Eminem forty, I'll

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00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: agree with that. Is that a podcast soon? Are you

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00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:17,439
Speaker 1: gonna start ranking and rating.

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00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 2: Talking about ways we'd fuck the Green Eminem?

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00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? Purple one's pretty good too.

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00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've seen the sleep on the.

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00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: Purple one, I'm pretty sure, or is it the brown one?

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00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: Let's look up the colors of the eminem's.

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00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look up sexyminem.

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00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, look up sexy eminem. While I finished this, Jack

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00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: Skellington thirty, John Travolter twenty six, Billy Bob Thornton thirty two.

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00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: Is the purple one sexy?

1171
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 2: I googled sexy m and ms. The first pop up

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00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 2: is Tucker Carls and widely mocked after criticizing less sexy eminems.

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00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: Oh so he was saying he wanted more.

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00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 2: Sexy m they weren't sexy and oh okay, Oh the

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00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 2: green eminem. Wait, I don't know if this is AI

1176
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 2: or if this is a real thing. The green eminem

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00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 2: took off her shell and then she was brown.

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00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,759
Speaker 1: Okay, so that is from a commercial, Okay, a very

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00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: good commercial.

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00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 2: Looks like the brown eminem is also a female.

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00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: Is the purple one? Was I thinking of the David

1182
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: Cross eminem?

1183
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't see a purple one in here.

1184
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 1: The purple one might be the caramel one. I was

1185
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: thinking of the brown one.

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00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 2: The brown one has sexy glasses specs if you're into that.

1187
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: Right, Like, my big thing is like an eminem in

1188
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: high heels. That's where it's at.

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00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 2: I like a pair of specs on a love interest.

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00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: Well that's because, like you know, they mean business when

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00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: they lean forward and pull them down to the tip

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00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 1: of their nose.

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00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, then you're like, I'm in Maybe maybe they'll

1194
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 2: discipline me too, you know, with a ruler or something.

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Speaker 1: So merry Christmas.

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00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 2: Chris tweet at us what eminem you'd rather fuck the

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00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 2: brown or they're green?

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00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 1: Comment down below. Tweet Prowner Yeah, comment down below. YouTube

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Speaker 1: smash that subscribe button. Check us out next year for

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Speaker 1: missus claws. Let's get into Ma Sack and Mac sac

1201
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: could be anything, it could be about and Mac. We

1202
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 1: have been talking wishes this whole podcast.

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00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 2: Right right.

1204
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:16,280
Speaker 1: I have recently seen a movie. It's called The Housemaid. Okay,

1205
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 1: I am going to allow you to ask me three

1206
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 1: housemaid wishes, three housemaid questions. I am the Housemaid Genie.

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00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: This is the adapted book to movie starring Amanda Sefried

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00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: and Sidney.

1209
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 2: Sweeney and bought a couple hot eminems.

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00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: Soon to be Batman. Okay, and I'm going to answer

1211
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: this that it's a it's a wealthy family who hires

1212
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 1: a young housemaid to step in there, clean the house,

1213
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: help with the kids. Pick Up the Kid, you know

1214
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 1: how it is, and you know sexy Shenanigan's happened?

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00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 2: All right? My three questions? Yes, number one is there

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00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 2: new today?

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00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 1: Yes? Uh?

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00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:55,720
Speaker 2: Number two by who?

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00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: So are we talking? So bum is partial nudity?

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00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: Correct, I'll count bump, I'll count bum.

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00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: Okay, So there is man bum okay from Batman? From Batman.

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00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: By the way, he's not officially Batman, but I'm gonn

1223
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: tell you right now, having seen him in Glenar, having

1224
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: seen him in the Blake Lively movie last year where

1225
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: he was in pretty good shape compared to now where

1226
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: he's fucking yoked. I'm like he's training for something. He's

1227
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: putting on the weight for something. I think it's gonna

1228
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: be Batman.

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00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 2: Okay.

1230
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: He also has a very Bruce Wayne look to him.

1231
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 2: No hog though, just no haws.

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00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 1: There is Skinemax style uh engagement.

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00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 2: I will say, okay.

1234
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:40,919
Speaker 1: Oh, and back to the newdity breasts from Swing Dog,

1235
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: from Sid the Kid.

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00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but nothing from Amanda No, Okay, that's a little disappointing,

1237
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 2: but she does she has, you know, done that in

1238
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 2: the past. Mister skid Sweety's really leaning into it these days.

1239
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 2: Were they were they good skinemax scenes?

1240
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 1: To him?

1241
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,959
Speaker 2: Pretty good, passionate, passionate that that doesn't count as question.

1242
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 1: We brought this No, that counts as a question. Two,

1243
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: my fingers are down now. We brought this up two

1244
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: years ago, that like, movies really haven't been sexy lately,

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00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: and I feel like the last year and a half

1246
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,919
Speaker 1: movies have kind of gotten sexy again.

1247
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 2: Kicked off by the Sweeney and Glen Poll movie.

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00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: That movie was sexy, that was pretty sexy. We were

1249
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,479
Speaker 1: disappointed by the sexiness in that non sexy tennis movie.

1250
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 2: Oh very unsexy. Yeah yeah, not enough sex not enough sexiness. Yeah, yes,

1251
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 2: I feel like movies are sexy again in that movie. Good.

1252
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 2: My final, My third and final question is is there

1253
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 2: an exchanging of fluids between the two female leads?

1254
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: Now? Okay, sorry if that is a spoiler.

1255
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 2: There's no like hate hook up there that just actually

1256
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 2: hate each other.

1257
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 1: Well you'll find out, I guess. So I will also

1258
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: say this is that. So we saw it at a

1259
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: screening and there was someone sitting in front of me.

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00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,439
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what their occupation is, but they

1261
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: laughed at every piece of dialogue and it was the

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00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 1: most annoying thing possible.

1263
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 2: You should have spilled some of your burrito on them.

1264
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: I did eat a burrito delicious, carnanitas, pico nagayo, rice, guacamole,

1265
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: hot sauce. The movie wasn't necessarily great, but it also

1266
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: wasn't laughably bad. Were there some lines that you're like,

1267
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: that's kind of stupid. Sure, but to sit in the

1268
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: front of this movie theater with everyone watching and to

1269
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: be so distracting, get out of my face.

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00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 2: Do you think she was planted as a laugher the

1271
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 2: same way Isla Fisher was planted as a crier in

1272
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 2: Kirby You.

1273
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is that she meant to go

1274
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 1: to a live taping of The Big Bang Theory and

1275
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: she accidentally went to see The Housemaid. Yes, she's like,

1276
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 1: this isn't Sheldon.

1277
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 2: All the time? Great episode. I don't know if you've

1278
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 2: seen that one with Isla Fisher as he paid for

1279
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 2: crier at Clive Owen's Broadway show and Larry catches on,

1280
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 2: Oh it's great, it's good.

1281
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: All right, Mac? Where can the folks find us?

1282
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 2: You can find us on x and on Instagram at

1283
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 2: Mac and Go podcast. That's Mac shift seven on your

1284
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 2: keyboard and go over the platform.

1285
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: Let's not forget.

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01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 2: I do Macago podcasts on all social medias, on all

1287
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:24,800
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Speaker 2: on there, rate review, subscribe five stars. If you do

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Speaker 2: that in an alternate timeline, we'd still be giving you

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Speaker 2: Mac and Goo t shirts from the folks over at

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Speaker 1: And Burtepublic dot Com. I would say that you might

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Speaker 1: be a little bit late if you are trying to

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Speaker 1: order stuff for Christmas. But I don't know, Gove, who knows?

1296
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? Go, look what did you ask Santa Claus for

1297
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 2: for Christmas?

1298
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: Money to pay for the rest of the crap that

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01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: I bought for everybody else I need it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Knowing what I receive on Christmas, that's already gone. That's

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01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: well gone. Sure, I have spent way too much money

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Speaker 1: in my son I have. We usually don't get big gifts,

1304
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: me and my wife, but I'm gonna surprise her with

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01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 1: something pretty nice. Okay, I'll tell you what it is.

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Speaker 2: Because it's just your big drip in hob.

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Speaker 1: It's my nick and a box. I'm gonna say what

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01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 1: it is right now because she doesn't zero percent chance

1309
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: she's fucking listening right now. Yeah I got her. I

1310
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: designed a closet for her. Oh that's right. Yeah, you

1311
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: were talking about this. Are you gonna I'm not gonna

1312
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 1: build it. What I did is I printed out what

1313
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 1: I built. I put it in a box. I will

1314
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: open it. She'll open it be like, oh what is this?

1315
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: I built you a closet. Everything that I have, like,

1316
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: all the pieces are on the porch. This also allows

1317
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: me to if she fucking hates it, I'll bring it back.

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01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 2: Because you are you are you haven't already yet built

1319
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 2: it yet? Yeah that makes sense.

1320
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 1: That makes it'd be a bit because the closet stands

1321
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 1: eighty four inches tall.

1322
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 2: But how many man hours you're talking here to build

1323
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 2: this closet.

1324
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: I don't think that many.

1325
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 2: Okay.

1326
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: I really like the top fucking drawer because it's a

1327
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: glass top and you can pull it out in there.

1328
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: You can put your jewelry in there.

1329
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,919
Speaker 2: Oh, I say, dill Do's.

1330
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: You can put that in the second one.

1331
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 2: You don't want to see them.

1332
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: Comment down below. Do you want to see your bill doos?

1333
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 1: So if she's listening, Merry Christmas, she ain't, though.

1334
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Speaker 2: You know, you know what we did do. This is

1335
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 2: our first Christmas together. You know, it's a young, you know,

1336
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 2: blossoming relationship and in lieu of getting each other gifts

1337
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 2: that yeah, dildos that we know we're not gonna use.

1338
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 2: You're gonna stick to our old, trusty, reliable ones. We

1339
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 2: split a little trip trip in a couple of months,

1340
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 2: a little weekend away, which is good because I guess

1341
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 2: we're going to.

1342
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: Use it is the dill dos.

1343
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the trip, you know, good comp.

1344
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: There was an old dust on El sketch where they're

1345
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what to give everyone in the

1346
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: office as like an office Christmas gift, and it's just

1347
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: Will fort Tay's character just going dild does. We gave

1348
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 1: him dildo's last year.

1349
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 2: I like calling individuals who I don't care fields.

1350
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 1: It's funny.

1351
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 2: It's a great, great fucking insult.

1352
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,919
Speaker 1: All right, So once again, Merry Christmas, Ry, but also

1353
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: you'll hear from us maybe at the top of next week.

1354
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 2: Hanka uh good Happy Kwanza? Is that how they say it.

1355
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 2: Marry Kwanza.

1356
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a news dump at the top of

1357
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 1: next week, but then after that we're probably not We're

1358
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,479
Speaker 1: not doing an episode at the end, so.

1359
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 2: We're gonna do thirty seven minutes on the Gaston solo film.

1360
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: I have some thoughts. That's a big market tease for Monday.

1361
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 1: That's a big market deece for Monday, Tuesdays, for Guesdays,

1362
01:03:52,400 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 1: I use kangaroos, Damn Martin Bye. Please flip the cassette

1363
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: over to side B to continue the adventure. Hey, now,

1364
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: let's side for girls jumping on tramp trampopolines line, Let's

1365
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 1: hold folks,