Speaker 1: Good morning. It is Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: Shannon and Kevin and Anna, Lydia Bianca and Zach and
Speaker 2: myself Mojo all happy to have you guys here with
Speaker 2: us today.
Speaker 1: This is an interesting week.
Speaker 2: I think that the listeners have heard me talk about
Speaker 2: this before or heard us, you know, mention it before,
Speaker 2: because in years past some of us have had an
Speaker 2: opportunity to go to it. I go to it most
Speaker 2: years only because it's a nerd fest and also I
Speaker 2: like to have people you know, who are in radio
Speaker 2: share with me some of their common occurrences that make
Speaker 2: me feel less weird. Like you know, you ever knows
Speaker 2: how people go to conventions for like if they're in
Speaker 2: the auto industry, they go to like Vegas and you know,
Speaker 2: do kind of stuff there.
Speaker 3: My brother in law goes to a franchise convention because
Speaker 3: he owns Jersey Mike's franchises.
Speaker 1: So there's that. Believe it or not, I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to go to that convention.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: You've said this for years.
Speaker 2: No, it's cool because you see franchises that didn't naven
Speaker 2: come out yet, you know what I mean, Like that
Speaker 2: seven Brew Brian reef Our, good buddy, Brian Reef actually
Speaker 2: went to the franchise convention three or so years ago,
Speaker 2: and he owned a bunch of Planet fitnesses. He actually
Speaker 2: recently no longer owns them. He you know, he sold
Speaker 2: them off. He now owns seven Brews because he went
Speaker 2: to that franchise convention. So random quick question, Yes, is
Speaker 2: it kind of like do they have like a Sam's Club?
Speaker 1: Effects? Straight?
Speaker 2: I bet you there's a lot of samples at that thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's Costco Sam's Club.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only reason I go. Although I don't got enough
Speaker 1: money to buy a franchise, so I.
Speaker 2: Get to tell you that I'm not going to buy
Speaker 2: a franchise either, but it would be fun just to
Speaker 2: go and just pretend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like to buy twelve of those.
Speaker 2: We have a radio convention it's called Morning Show boot Camp,
Speaker 2: and this year it happens to be in Cleveland, Ohio,
Speaker 2: And I got contacted by a guy and I'm not
Speaker 2: going to say his name because I don't want to
Speaker 2: embarrass him, a guy who is no longer in radio.
Speaker 2: He was part of the recent firings that took place.
Speaker 2: That guy let go, and he honestly is amazing. He
Speaker 2: should have a job, and I like that he's coming
Speaker 2: because his goal is obviously to get people to look
Speaker 2: at him. Well, he contacted me and he said, are
Speaker 2: you going? And I said yes, and he goes, can
Speaker 2: I ask a favor? And I said, what's that? He said,
Speaker 2: can we share a room with each other?
Speaker 3: Oh? Your favorite question?
Speaker 2: And I don't know if you guys know this. I
Speaker 2: don't even like sharing a room with my family go
Speaker 2: in a hotel. Like hotels to me are like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's too close of a quarters, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, first off, I could never if
Speaker 2: I was dating, bring a girl back to the hotel
Speaker 2: because I would have to go to the first floor
Speaker 2: to go poop.
Speaker 1: Like I would not be able to. Oh, I couldn't
Speaker 1: poop in a hotel room. Just flip the other suite,
Speaker 1: the lights in the air section. I know what's going
Speaker 1: on in there.
Speaker 2: In a hotel room in Nashville that didn't even have
Speaker 2: a door on the bathroom. Yeah, there's no joke. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now it was crazy. So he said to me, he goes,
Speaker 2: and I want to ask this to the listeners. I
Speaker 2: really don't think that this is, you know, homophobia, But
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to be in a
Speaker 2: room with the guy and have it be that we
Speaker 2: have weird sleeping, you know, things like I'm not just
Speaker 2: getting one bad though, Well that's you know. So so
Speaker 2: I have a room with only one bed and I
Speaker 2: actually checked. I checked with the hotel. We're staying at
Speaker 2: the Hilton. I believe it's like something in Cleveland, and
Speaker 2: they don't have any two beds. They got rid of
Speaker 2: all the or you know, they it's a convention. I
Speaker 2: think they probably you know, got rid of two beds
Speaker 2: Lydia and Bianca.
Speaker 1: You guys, I think, have two beds in your room.
Speaker 2: So well are they willing to sleep in the same
Speaker 2: bed or would you guy?
Speaker 1: For sure, you guys would. Yeah, we call together all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, now he's got to think of another excuse
Speaker 3: of what I say.
Speaker 2: I really don't want this equation, and like, all I
Speaker 2: keep thinking to myself is going back to the day
Speaker 2: when I used to shore. The last time I shared
Speaker 2: a room with a radio brethren was Jeff Dollar, who
Speaker 2: is my producer in Arizona. But we shared a room
Speaker 2: at I think the same exact convention. After you know,
Speaker 2: years of being together and I fell asleep separate beds.
Speaker 2: I was on the bed furthest you know from the
Speaker 2: door and the bathroom, and I woke up in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night to have to go to the
Speaker 2: bathroom to look over at Jeff and he was button
Speaker 2: naked on top of the comforter.
Speaker 1: Face face up. This guy.
Speaker 2: That was the last time you saw him. He was
Speaker 2: fully clothed. He was fully clothed when we went to bed.
Speaker 2: In the middle of the night he actually became unclothed.
Speaker 1: And the room was cold.
Speaker 2: So it was something y'all talked about afterwards. Can I
Speaker 2: be honest, I didn't even bring it up. I felt
Speaker 2: like if I brought it up, it would be crazy.
Speaker 2: The wildest part was the second night he was fully clothed,
Speaker 2: like literally, fully.
Speaker 5: You didn't take the bait the first night, so he said, no,
Speaker 5: this is not what I wanted to be.
Speaker 2: I worried maybe I unclothed him half like I was like,
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Something crazy could have happened.
Speaker 3: So but it's too rap. Sorry I knew who that
Speaker 3: gets bleeped or sorry sorry, So I was gonna say
Speaker 3: a shoot, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: He's the nicest.
Speaker 3: Guy too, but he's yeah, I don't crap, Why did
Speaker 3: I say that? I feel really bad. Here's the thing,
Speaker 3: He's so nice, but you like your space, so just say,
Speaker 3: I just like my own space.
Speaker 1: I like my space. I like my own you know.
Speaker 2: I like to be able to go up to the
Speaker 2: room and get away from everybody sometimes that sometimes I've
Speaker 2: noticed that when you don't have that little escape, it
Speaker 2: kind of causes some issues that reason. Yeah, I also
Speaker 2: like little hotel porn. Maybe he probably does. I mean,
Speaker 2: and I think that's a little awkward if you're if
Speaker 2: you're hanging out and next thing, you know, what's your
Speaker 2: favorite I don't know, let's watch it together, let's screen
Speaker 2: share it to the TV.
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think if you it sucks because you just said
Speaker 5: the name that won't be mentioned is in the market
Speaker 5: for employment. So it's kind of like you got to
Speaker 5: help him out a little bit, RIGHTA. He's trying to
Speaker 5: get back.
Speaker 2: I actually look to see if I have any points,
Speaker 2: because I figured I'll give him my points, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like i'd almost rather get you know,
Speaker 2: give him get him in a room, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: One of those type of situations do you know anyone
Speaker 1: else going that you can pawn him off. Well, I
Speaker 1: know a bunch of people going.
Speaker 2: There's so yesterday I got contacted by a bunch of
Speaker 2: radio people that were like, hey, you're going this year, right?
Speaker 2: And I realized that that was good. The other thing too,
Speaker 2: is I also realized was there are people I know
Speaker 2: in Cleveland, like I actually have some people that I know,
Speaker 2: And I thought maybe I could find him a room
Speaker 2: because one year he did go to an event and
Speaker 2: stayed in an Airbnb. And I'll never forget the funniest
Speaker 2: was the airbnb that he stayed in was in a
Speaker 2: very bad neighborhood of Atlanta, and it was one of
Speaker 2: those things where we all worried about his survival.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I think that I don't
Speaker 1: know there's accommodation. I don't know. Yeah, well I don't
Speaker 1: know if the you know, lydio switch is would you
Speaker 1: more than low cope to stay in our room? Stay
Speaker 1: with you guys? I like that? How about it? Would
Speaker 1: you guys?
Speaker 2: Would you guys sleep on because I think that it's
Speaker 2: two queen beds? Would you guys share a queen bed
Speaker 2: and then have.
Speaker 1: Spar on the other did you not just say his
Speaker 1: name again? Oh? Geez bleep that again?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Zach, make sure there's a lot of beliefs on this,
Speaker 2: on this podcast, on the stream and the podcast.
Speaker 1: That's as long as we got like a pillow wall
Speaker 1: of China between us, were chill.
Speaker 2: That's what I wonder, like, Kevin, would you share a
Speaker 2: room with me? Would you feel awkward sharing a room?
Speaker 5: It wouldn't be my first option that you're my second
Speaker 5: or third, but if we needed to for some crazy reason, why.
Speaker 1: Not even if there was one bed that would never happen.
Speaker 2: At the Chicago trip that the Hall of Fame trip,
Speaker 2: did you and Zach share a room for an Was
Speaker 2: it a night or two nights?
Speaker 1: It was a night? It was one night. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: how did you guys sleep?
Speaker 2: Who was the spoon, who was the big spoon, who
Speaker 2: was a little I mean we had our own beers,
Speaker 2: didn't have a single room.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think when you have the and maybe the convention
Speaker 5: is different, Like we went out there for the Hall
Speaker 5: of Fame. So we go and we're having a great
Speaker 5: time outside of the room for the majority of the time.
Speaker 5: So when you come back, it's typically like to shower
Speaker 5: and get dressed or just to go to leap. So
Speaker 5: it's not like we're sitting in a room talking and
Speaker 5: like enjoying ourselves in that way.
Speaker 2: What would you do of all of a sudden, Zach says, hey,
Speaker 2: do you mind if I get a couple of minutes
Speaker 2: here and like he you know, wants to go into
Speaker 2: the bathroom to do is sell my head out.
Speaker 1: You're gonna, really, I'm gonna I'll go down with this.
Speaker 1: We know he's looking a little handy poop pooping.
Speaker 2: And I was thinking, By the way, a buddy of
Speaker 2: mine is single and he took a girl on a
Speaker 2: trip and he said it was really bad because he
Speaker 2: couldn't go to the bathroom all weekend. That is such
Speaker 2: a thing he actually did. You know, he's one of
Speaker 2: the ones that gave me the idea of the whole
Speaker 2: first floor bathroom. They gotta go to the lobby bathroom
Speaker 2: if you're gonna have a girl stay with you that
Speaker 2: doesn't know, you know, is not committed to you.
Speaker 1: What's up, Keith? How you doing?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Nothing, I just you know, you got to let these
Speaker 4: people know. Hey, hey, you know you're messing with my
Speaker 4: porn time.
Speaker 1: Dude, He can't be doing that.
Speaker 2: By the way, can people please stop? Can we tell
Speaker 2: them to stuff that's like swearing? That's like swearing every time.
Speaker 2: We've had more bleeps on this one from just the
Speaker 2: name than we had from anything else. Are you a
Speaker 2: are you a home? Are you a hotel porn guy?
Speaker 2: Are you guy that likes to enjoy yourself by yourself?
Speaker 4: Not that often?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Girls to me, Oh, look at you are buying hotel porn.
Speaker 1: You have cell phones. I know it anymore. I believe me.
Speaker 2: I am not buying the prepaid on the actual screen.
Speaker 2: I'm actually no, it's no. It's definitely going right to
Speaker 2: when and when you have? Could you ever rewatch it?
Speaker 2: Or was it like once the credit said it was over?
Speaker 2: I think it was like a pay per view on
Speaker 2: Comcast where you get it for twenty four hours or
Speaker 2: something like that. I think I don't know. I've never
Speaker 2: done it. Go back to Jeff Dollar again. Jeff Dollar
Speaker 2: and I interviewed for a job in New Orleans. We
Speaker 2: almost worked at It was like B ninety seven in
Speaker 2: New Orleans. We were interviewing there and we didn't take
Speaker 2: the job. We actually turned the job down because it
Speaker 2: was kind of a bad one and Jeff Dollar spent
Speaker 2: so much money on hotel pay per view movies. We
Speaker 2: did not share a room that time. He had his
Speaker 2: own room that they called up and asked for the
Speaker 2: money back. Oh my god, because we didn't accept the job.
Speaker 2: He was pay per view moving and at the company,
Speaker 2: and the company paid for the hotel do that, and
Speaker 2: the bill came back that he spent more money on
Speaker 2: pay per view movies than he did on the actual
Speaker 2: room rate.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. That you got to meet Jeff, You
Speaker 1: would love Jeff. He's the one who was naked on
Speaker 1: the bed too. He was the naked on the bed guy.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Ron?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Absolute? We're gonna make this a great week, buddy,
Speaker 1: what's happening?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? Let me start off by saying this Jeff Dollar
Speaker 4: is he's not playing okay? Absolutely in saying that Libido
Speaker 4: going crazy. I told Lydia, I was like, I really
Speaker 4: just want to walk around the room clanging. You want to?
Speaker 4: I mean he want to walk around naked. He want
Speaker 4: to have a door open when he used the bathroom
Speaker 4: with the TV on and the whole thang.
Speaker 1: Ron, Ron, I gotta be honest with you. I'm not
Speaker 1: a naked guy.
Speaker 2: I don't even like seeing myself naked, like it's it's
Speaker 2: an awkward thing for me. But but no, that's a
Speaker 2: good call. I do want this though, because Bianca and
Speaker 2: Lydia are also going. I'm going to make sure that
Speaker 2: the hotel doesn't put us in rooms back to back,
Speaker 2: because when you share a wall with people that you
Speaker 2: know in the room next door, it becomes a very
Speaker 2: awkward situation. I don't even think, even if you're not
Speaker 2: doing anything bad, I just don't know if I want
Speaker 2: the idea of that.
Speaker 1: I want you to.
Speaker 4: I don't room with Jeff Dollar because.
Speaker 2: Shannon and I shared a wall one time and uh,
Speaker 2: all night, all night.
Speaker 4: That is not you.
Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, man, I was like, man, that
Speaker 2: digestice system is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I go to the bathrooms too, and I can have
Speaker 1: tested them. Yeah, so shoot, that smell would be transferrent
Speaker 1: all the way to your room.
Speaker 3: Reality, you have no shame.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: All the girls on the show have shared rooms multiple
Speaker 2: times with each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have, and I'm sure I'm probably the worst
Speaker 1: person to room with really, just because.
Speaker 4: Awareness if I go to the bathroom I'm there for
Speaker 4: like forty minutes and then it smells bad for days.
Speaker 4: That's true, Ron, we got the stomach issues girls.
Speaker 1: It's girl stomachs, right, what it sat, girls have stomach
Speaker 1: girl stomachs. Yeah, exactly, see you, Ron, Take care, buddy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, take it. A good week by