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Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training class is now

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Speaker 2: in session. M h. What's good everybody? Well? Today is Friday,

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Speaker 2: honest with you, it is Friday. It is December the

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Speaker 2: twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I am Woody at your service, along with Greg Gory

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Speaker 2: Ahl right, we got Menace, Gina Grant, Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan, Vaughn,

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Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler, Yeah, along with Bord and Menji. So we

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Speaker 2: are not here live today. We are on our holiday break,

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Speaker 2: but we'll be back to start a brand new year

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Speaker 2: of the Woodies Show on Monday, January the fifth. But

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Speaker 2: some good stuff lined up for you. And you know

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Speaker 2: what we say, if you haven't heard it, it's new

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Speaker 2: to you. That said, we would still like to hear

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Speaker 2: your thoughts on anything you hear on the show today.

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Speaker 2: If there's an opinion or a story you want to add,

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Speaker 2: you know, there's a lot of different ways that you

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Speaker 2: could do that. Best way possible is the after hours

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Speaker 2: Show coming up on the show for you today, we

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Speaker 2: got the d U i Q of course love it

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Speaker 2: also some Fridday Oak only seems appropriate that we do

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Speaker 2: that on a kind of you know, it's Friday, some

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Speaker 2: au babe or eye roll for Greg Gory and uh

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Speaker 2: was reading something kind of interesting about how the Southern

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Speaker 5: I don't believe that, Yeah, because I mean, I'm I

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they got televisions and modern life.

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Speaker 2: So what will the country singers do? Sammy less endearing,

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Speaker 2: They're still gonna like lean into it or they can

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean, look at they'll fake it like

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Speaker 2: Well, look at the West Coast.

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Speaker 6: She has a country song out right now and she

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Speaker 2: She has so much twag. Channel West Coast. Yeah, thank you, Greg,

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Speaker 2: Channel West Coast, Greg. She I mean, I know who

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Speaker 7: I watched Ridiculousness and she's that sits there.

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Speaker 2: And last she's very talented. Okay, Well, cities are filling

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Speaker 2: up with outsiders. Locals are dropping the accent to avoid

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Speaker 2: California now. But if you can just drop the accent.

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Speaker 2: But I would think like people would want to move

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Speaker 5: What is the accent that everyone puts on when they

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Speaker 5: want to sound stupid, mock stupid people. It's Southerners, y'all.

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Speaker 5: They don't put on to Baltimore. They don't put on green.

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Speaker 2: They don't put New York. It's all kind of the

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Speaker 5: They don't put on a long eye an accent. When

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's the stereotypical your adult hillbilly, red neck,

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Speaker 5: You're like, there's a different sweet Hey, y'all, would you

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Speaker 9: To right, it's the southern versus the hillbilly.

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Speaker 2: Right, Like, if you went I think there's maybe certain

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Speaker 5: An accent, right, Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Think any of you guys have one. I don't think

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Speaker 2: True story. She definitely has an accent, yeah, because the

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Speaker 10: I got to listen to her more.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I for. I think makes two of us? Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well, we have a weekly meeting here, staff meeting, what

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Speaker 2: do you show? Staff meeting where we get together and

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Speaker 2: we all discuss ideas. Right, what's everybody thinking for next week?

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Speaker 2: I'll usually do it like on a Thursday, and everybody's

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Speaker 2: just like spitballing ideas. And some of them are really good.

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Speaker 2: Some of them are quite frankly, just unusable because like

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Speaker 2: Exactly, Okay, So I make notes obviously of everything and

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Speaker 2: I have some of these ideas. Some of them are real,

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Speaker 2: these meetings.

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Speaker 2: From just the last meeting, all right, the ones that

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Speaker 2: I'll throw something out there and uh, you know, is

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Speaker 2: And so this one. Since Sea Bass thinks he's good

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Speaker 10: It's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 5: I don't hate this idea other than the fact that

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Speaker 5: But I don't hate the concept in general, Noah, But

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Speaker 2: Was it a real pitch? Do you remember?

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Speaker 10: I don't remember anyone saying that.

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Speaker 2: It didn't do that like twenty years ago.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a Fratacci shirt and.

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Speaker 2: I won the contest. Somebody had an idea each day

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Speaker 2: we would interview an inanimate object from the office, like

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Speaker 5: P It sounds like either a Gina or a Greg idea.

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Speaker 5: It's like it's high concept and yeah, please.

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Speaker 2: Interview object and just interview an inanimate object. I think

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Speaker 2: Yeah it sounds very wacky. All right, So you know

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Speaker 2: how they'll do like no shave November. Okay, but do

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Speaker 2: a month. Doesn't have to be November. But the idea

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Speaker 2: to pluck one and then see who has the longest pube.

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Speaker 2: I like that idea the longest pube contest.

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Speaker 10: This is a nuclear mega as Greg would say, real pitch.

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Speaker 2: This was a real I wish it.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, see me on the count of three, one, two, three, Morgan,

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Speaker 10: thank you.

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Speaker 2: What was the exact wording? Greg?

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Speaker 5: Do you recall that Sammy used to describe this idea

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Speaker 5: like disgusting, I believe, or heinous or like yeah, I.

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Speaker 9: Found very gross the idea of them. Then somebody having

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Speaker 2: Each of us to measure out.

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Speaker 9: It was like the most disgusting thought on the plane.

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Speaker 2: Sammy raised her hand and go buzzkill here. This is

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Speaker 2: On Mars today? And I'll give you one more Morgan

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Speaker 2: I don't care. Yeah, ta get a quick break away

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Speaker 2: See that's what's great about our audience. It's like when

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Speaker 5: It's an anthology collection of all kinds of stuff. Like

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Speaker 2: Well that makes sense that track anyway, So what are

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Speaker 10: That's kind of amazing.

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Speaker 7: It's very gallons of and then your baby's drinking some

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got to be. It's got to be all

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00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 2: she does. All right, here, we just got this. We

438
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 2: just got this text that came in. Uh a babe

439
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,119
Speaker 2: or eye roll for Greg says, here's one for you,

440
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 2: maybe even Gina. Our twelve year old dog, Starlight, passed

441
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 2: away last December. My daughter, who's three, has been having

442
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 2: nightmares and the nightmare stopped. My daughter said, when she's

443
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,439
Speaker 2: having a scary dream, the monsters come and Starlight comes

444
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 2: and chases them away. This is a morgasm.

445
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,199
Speaker 10: That is the babest thing I've ever heard that when

446
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 10: she's having a dead dog comes chases it away.

447
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 2: And her eyes are tearing up.

448
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 6: For real.

449
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,679
Speaker 2: What was the one I had the other day that

450
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 2: you you teared up at? What was that one? God?

451
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 10: Damn chocolate, chocolate the dogs. I don't ever want to

452
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 10: hear about that again.

453
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's a very simple thing. Dogs are not

454
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 2: supposed to have chocolatea it talks to you exactly. And

455
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 2: so a lot of vets offices will have I just

456
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 2: learned about this. They'll have like a jar of chocolates

457
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 2: there at the counter. When people bring in their dogs

458
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: who are about to be put down, they can have

459
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 2: a little piece of chocolate before they go to heaven.

460
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 6: And she was like and she was like legit, she

461
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:28,719
Speaker 6: was definitely, I just eat those chocolates at the vent.

462
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 2: They're not for the customers.

463
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 10: Yeah, I didn't know one per dying dog.

464
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 2: Please, Well they're not. They're not for the what but

465
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 2: that text three year old kid? That's an eye roll

466
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,640
Speaker 2: because that kid's lying to you.

467
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 5: I'll take things that never happened for one thousand three.

468
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 10: They don't know any better than the dog.

469
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 13: The dog's protecting her.

470
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 2: The child at three already knows how to emotionally manipulate

471
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 2: the mother, Like the mom's got to be somebody like

472
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: like Gina and Mommy.

473
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 10: That's the sweetest thing you've ever heard, No hurt.

474
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 7: Much sweeter. She knows what her mom wants to hear.

475
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna say, like, she's using this to

476
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: play the mother.

477
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 10: You guys are putting a lot of extra credit on

478
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 10: a toddler.

479
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've had them. Yeah, a lying toddler.

480
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 11: So what do you Govercurence?

481
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 2: All right, good money? Hey, it is the one show.

482
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 2: It was a chicken soup for the soul day, all

483
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 2: babe or eye roll? Because we found out that Greg

484
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: just loves him some Chicken Soup for the Soul. He said, Oh,

485
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 2: I love those.

486
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 5: You're gonna cry.

487
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,199
Speaker 7: I know that's the memory I have of it. I

488
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 7: remember my mom got the book and it on the

489
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 7: coffee table, and then I picked it up one day

490
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 7: and I thought, oh my god, these.

491
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,360
Speaker 2: Are so good.

492
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,640
Speaker 6: I wait, so we're not getting chicken soup right now,

493
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 6: just for the just for the soul.

494
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 2: Wait, your soul will feel like it out the man.

495
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: You said, they have like a website where they post

496
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 2: a lot of this stuff. Yeah, excerpts to get you.

497
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 8: So.

498
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, So SeaBASS pulled some of those and we're gonna

499
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 2: test them on Greg and then we'll try to see

500
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 2: try to not give us like where we can't see

501
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 2: your face, Greg cry. But well these yeah a babe

502
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 2: or I roll a babe or eye roll? Are you

503
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 2: ready for the first one?

504
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 5: This is a story from Chicken Soup for Mothers and

505
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 5: Daughters Babe called Starbuck by Jeene Blandford. Okay, it had

506
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 5: been several months since I had seen my friend Lauren.

507
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 5: When we all got together, there was never any shortage

508
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 5: of laughter or wine. When she arrived, I asked, Lauren,

509
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 5: will you be having the white or the red. Lauren said, no,

510
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 5: I won't be drinking this evening, and I blurted out,

511
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 5: are you pregnant? No, it's just that after dinner, after

512
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 5: drive to pick up something for the farm. She explained,

513
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 5: what you have to pick up for the farm at

514
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 5: ten o'clock at night?

515
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 2: Lauren said, A goat? A goat?

516
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 5: Where do you pick up a goat in suburban Connecticut?

517
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 5: She said, He's not in Connecticut, He's in Virginia. So

518
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,360
Speaker 5: let me get this straight. You're gonna leave here after

519
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 5: ten pm and drive to Virginia with whom exactly Lauren?

520
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: She said, just me.

521
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 5: At the same moment, my nineteen year old daughter and

522
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 5: I looked at each other and screamed road trip, and

523
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 5: we were off with my husband's enthusiastic blessing. She's still married.

524
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 5: As the conversation developed, we learned that Lauren's boyfriend had

525
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 5: abruptly broken it off. My daughter and I started the

526
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 5: customary bashing of the ex bo and before you knew it,

527
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 5: we were all laughing through the tears.

528
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 2: On their way to pick up a goat, you know,

529
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 2: at eleven thirty Virginia, a five hour drive. Yeah, impromptu.

530
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: We road trip. I want sup. Yeah.

531
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 5: We picked up Starbucks the goat and shortly noticed a strange,

532
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 5: pleasant odor coming from the truck bed. Lauren confirmed what

533
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 5: it was. Starbuck was in heat. Oh god, damn oh Man.

534
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 5: Five hours and several stops later, because we didn't have

535
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 5: to pee all the time, we were back in Connecticut,

536
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 5: we pulled into the farm and heard the restless sounds

537
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 5: that the female goats pacing in their stalls. When when

538
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 5: we arrived back at the house, Lauren looked at us

539
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 5: with a devilish smile. She said, now that we got

540
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 5: Starbuck a few dates, you wouldn't have anyone in mind

541
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 5: for me, would you?

542
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 10: Emma?

543
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 2: My daughter and I laughed, of course, we were ready

544
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: for another mating season Starbuck.

545
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 5: That's the story by Jeane Blanford Chicken Soup for the

546
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 5: mothers and daughter's story.

547
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 6: I'd get robbed of five minutes of my life.

548
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 10: I want that time back as well.

549
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 5: The story is that her girlfriend came over and they

550
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,199
Speaker 5: went to go get a goat. But because but like

551
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 5: the parallel is, of course, the goat was going to

552
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 5: hook up with the goat girl right, and her girlfriend

553
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,360
Speaker 5: need took.

554
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 2: Up with boys.

555
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 10: But why did she have to go pick up.

556
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 2: A goat for the farm. Gina.

557
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 10: She had a female goats who are in heat and

558
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 10: she can't find another goat.

559
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 2: All right, all right, wow, Greg, this book sounds really good. Wow,

560
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,360
Speaker 2: that's you know what you're hit on something. Yeah, yeah,

561
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 2: I would, because I read like twenty five of these stories. Now,

562
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 2: these are not good stories. Okay, well maybe for a

563
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,479
Speaker 2: teenage Greg was saying that we should be prepared because

564
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 2: they're really good. Yeah, okay, he was obsessed. Okay with

565
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: this particular story. I'mould say because it's so female centric,

566
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 2: mother daughter, mother daughter kind of peers, you know, goat

567
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 2: goat periods. I got period, which is Le's hippie. Yeah. Yeah,

568
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say that for Greg it's gonna be

569
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 2: an I roll, but it was you know yeah, Gina grad.

570
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 10: So, yeah, the story sucks. It's an iroll. This is

571
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 10: like traveling.

572
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 2: But there's a lot of things that he likes that

573
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 2: movie Jaxy. I get it, Greg, Yeah, right, okay, but

574
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 2: there was a lot of different things that maybe like

575
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: the world likes Jaxy.

576
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 10: I just don't feel like this pulls at anyone's heart strength.

577
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, they cried, well, she was talking about how

578
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 5: her Okay.

579
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 6: All right, so I roll, all right, menace, uh Mega

580
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 6: is stupid and a waste of time. Okay, and Greg

581
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 6: is gonna say nuclear Mega Ultra Irol.

582
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 2: Irol, Sammy Irol. All right, Greg Gory, walk us through

583
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 2: your thoughts. Well, this is a double eye roll number one.

584
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 7: Thank god number one for the story, which is kind

585
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 7: of aimless, and it did have a hippie vibe and

586
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 7: a loser vibe. And the other I roll is to myself.

587
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 7: I guess my memory is so bad that I remember

588
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 7: these stories being really good.

589
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 5: That's one thing that stuck out of me when I

590
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 5: was reading these is the writing is amateurish. Yeah, and

591
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 5: you think they probably did have an editor who would

592
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 5: help them maybe.

593
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 2: Kind of punch up more interesting kid story. See, I

594
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 2: think these are for kids. I think these are for

595
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 2: like older women.

596
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 7: It wasn't it didn't get me emotional, It wasn't touching, okay, okay, it.

597
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 2: Was gross than anything. It was all strange. Yeah, what's

598
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 2: that smell? Oh goat?

599
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 7: It's got her peer and it's one thing that you

600
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 7: have to go pick up a goat. But ten o'clock

601
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 7: at night after what was going to be a wine

602
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 7: hang out.

603
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: Very well, Okay, great.

604
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 13: I'm with you.

605
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,959
Speaker 9: Though I remembered them being really good. There are way

606
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 9: better stories that you got.

607
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 2: Another good one. This is supposed to be touching. Tex

608
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: says Greg cannot be trusted with movie or book recommendation

609
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 2: that parents. That not true. I just recommended one to Gina.

610
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: She loved it.

611
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 15: I did what you wish for, JACKSI all right, well,

612
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 15: Chicken Soup for the Soul, day au babe or I

613
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 15: roll edition from Stories from Chicken Soup for the Salt.

614
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 2: Maybe you got a better one, idea.

615
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,239
Speaker 5: This is a more touching all right, here we go.

616
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 5: This is from Chicken Soup for the Soul. Me and

617
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 5: My Dog Edition.

618
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 2: All right, now we're talking. I'm broke in.

619
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 5: This is from Jacqueline Cray what's her name?

620
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 2: Sure? Ay, yeah, I know.

621
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 5: He has arrived before I even see him. Head's turn

622
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 5: in his direction and he stops for just a minute.

623
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 5: He draws a crowd. His name is Augie. He is

624
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 5: a six year old golden doodle with a strawberry blonde

625
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 5: coat that is made for petting, and his manners are impeccable.

626
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 5: In fact, he is a trained therapy dog who visits

627
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 5: patients in the hospital where I work as a dialysis

628
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 5: nurse in Virginia. Now, mister Em. He has been in

629
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 5: the ICU for many weeks. Although he was awake and

630
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 5: his beautiful green eyes were open, there was little indication

631
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 5: that he was aware of his surroundings.

632
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: Mister M.

633
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 5: I watched missus Em work with her husband's hands, opening

634
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 5: and closing them. She told him gently that he needed

635
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 5: to move his hands so he would not lose them,

636
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 5: but he did not seem to be able to it.

637
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 5: He moved his eyes, but he couldn't move his head.

638
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 5: His eyes seemed to shout, I'm here, I'm trying, hue

639
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 5: Aggie the dog. He walked over to the bed and

640
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 5: plopped down his big, gentle hand head nudging mister EM's hand.

641
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 5: I took mister M's hand and placed it on Oggie's head.

642
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 5: The miracle started unfolding immediately as mister m felt the soft,

643
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 5: curly fur under his hand, I could see him straining

644
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 5: to move, and then, with fierce determination, he moved his

645
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 5: hand ever so slightly. He moved his head too. It

646
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 5: was incredible. Aggie the Dog's hand leer and I looked

647
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 5: at each other, and we spoke the same word powerful

648
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 5: with tears in my eyes. I looked at missus m.

649
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 5: She didn't look astonished and said she knew all along

650
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 5: that this miracle would occur. See miracles, you only need

651
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 5: to believe in the possibility they will happen.

652
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 2: The end, Were they all about to hook up or something?

653
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: All right?

654
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 2: That chicken soup for me and my dog riveting? All right?

655
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 2: Why Nie, let's uh, let's start with you.

656
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, what's more than nuclear?

657
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: You go, like a hydrogen bomb? Maybe? Oh the destroyer?

658
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 16: No?

659
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 6: What when did the like no space become a thing?

660
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: Big bang? A big bang nuclear? Eye roll?

661
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 5: Did space become that's actually not that's ultimately not a

662
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 5: terrible question?

663
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 10: Infinite okay, I roll says menace.

664
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, on a crazy level, but menace.

665
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 2: There was crying, there's a therapy dog. There's a woman

666
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 2: with her husband who's in some kind of things as

667
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 2: an issue.

668
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, eye roll, Okay, it's a dugan and a love

669
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 5: that can't be broken.

670
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 10: I believe that because of the dugan and just really

671
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 10: an exceptional reading of the story.

672
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 5: Thank you.

673
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 10: And no matter how bad the product was, the content was,

674
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 10: it was delivered well I think it's an a babe

675
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 10: for Greg. Okay, yeah, yeah.

676
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 2: I agree.

677
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 9: I think it's going to be an a babe for Greg,

678
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 9: just a slight a babe. I don't think it's going

679
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 9: to be crazy, but he loves dogs so much that

680
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 9: I don't think a story where a dog is, you know.

681
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 10: Helping, helping a mirror can be an iroll.

682
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,479
Speaker 6: I think it's going to be an abbe.

683
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I'm gonna say, uh, eye roll, despite

684
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 2: the dog, I think Greg's gonna go with eye roll.

685
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 2: I think maybe it has a little bit to do

686
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: with Seabass's presentation. I think maybe you're exactly opposite. I think, yeah,

687
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: I think maybe if if read in a different way,

688
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 2: like it would have gotten to Greg Moore that the

689
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: messenger is killing him. Maybe maybe something I'll stick with iroll,

690
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 2: Greg Gory, I am going eye roll. I thought the

691
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 2: delivery made it way better. It was very touching delivery.

692
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 2: But wow, what a predictable story. Yeah. I'm not a

693
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 2: big fan of Golden Doodles. The dog brand, yeah, the

694
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 2: brand of the dog, it's very basic pitch dog. Yeah,

695
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 2: I don't know. And then oh wow, I wonder if

696
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 2: he's going to move his hands when the dog gets there.

697
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 2: Oh he did. It was just too predictable and hokey.

698
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 2: I don't know that.

699
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 5: None of the stories I saw from Chicken Soup had

700
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 5: a bad ending of any kind.

701
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, it wouldn't be just iyroll. It was so predictable

702
00:35:56,239 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 7: and basic and lame. And we said one word powerful.

703
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 2: Did you really power? All right? Well we tried you

704
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 2: were younger. I found one that I think we might

705
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 2: be able to get Greg an a babe, all right,

706
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 2: and uh, well we'll attempt that one. That the two

707
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 2: stories so far, two eye rolls didn't really get them.

708
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 2: Chicken Soup for his Soul, I think not. But I've

709
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 2: got one more story, and that is next year on

710
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 2: the Woody Show Hangout. All right, Well, those first couple

711
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: of stories didn't really didn't really get Greg on an off, Babe.

712
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 2: There are definitely two eye rolls Chicken Soup for the

713
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 2: Soul day and these stories because Greg said that he

714
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: loved that book in the day. Was it just was

715
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 2: it a false memory or is it just one of

716
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 2: those things that just doesn't hold up. It's definitely not

717
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: a false memory. I do remember liking it, but I

718
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 2: guess I don't recall all the content. And now that

719
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 2: I'm hearing it many many many years later, I'm realizing, Wow,

720
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 2: that was believe not as great as I thought.

721
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 3: It was.

722
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: All right, So I got I got one more story

723
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 2: that we can try out. I was just looking through

724
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 2: trying to find like a really good one, and uh,

725
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 2: and I think I got one, all right. So Greg

726
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 2: Gory would see if he goes a babe or eye

727
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 2: roll on this one. On a quiet afternoon in a

728
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 2: suburban neighborhood, a bloodthirsty pit bull named Sea Bass proud

729
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: along the sidewalk, his muscular frame gliding with surprising grace

730
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 2: Despite his intimidating appearance. Sea Bass was well loved by

731
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: his owner and known for his playful energy. Even his

732
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: fierce looks gave strangers a scare. But a Sea Bass

733
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 2: approached the street corner, a roar of a car shattered

734
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 2: the calm behind the wheel was Greg, a local man

735
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 2: notorious for his reckless habits. He held a glass of

736
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 2: Cabernet savignon in one hand and a vap pen in

737
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: the other, distracted as he took long SIPs in blue

738
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 2: thick clouds of vapor. Completely lost at his own world.

739
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 2: Greg didn't notice Sea Bass stepping into the street until

740
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 2: it was too late. The car swerved violently, but not

741
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: in time. It struck Sea Bass, sending the pit bull

742
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 2: tumbling across the pavement. Mario, a local neighbor who had

743
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 2: been trimming his hedges nearby, dropped his shears ran over

744
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: to Sea Bass, his heart racing. The usually tough looking

745
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 2: dog lay still, his breathing shallow. Then an unexpected figure appeared,

746
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 2: Leonardo DiCaprio, unicycling down the street with a carefree grin. Oh.

747
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 2: He saw the scene and quickly stopped as he okay,

748
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: DiCaprio asked, hopping off his unicycle without waiting for a response,

749
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 2: he reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a small,

750
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 2: shimmering treat quote. A buddy of mine named Menace gave

751
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 2: me this, he said, with a smirk. It's a bit unconventional,

752
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 2: but it might do the trick with no other options

753
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 2: in time running out, Mario hesitated briefly before feeding the

754
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 2: mysterious edible to Sea Bass. Within moments, Sea Bass's eyes

755
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 2: fluttered open, his head lifted up. He gave a loud bark,

756
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 2: and slowly rose to his feet. The transformation was immediate

757
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 2: and stunning. The dog's usual ferocity seemed softened by a dazed,

758
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 2: almost happy look as his tail wagged slowly. The crowd

759
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 2: that had gathered erupted into cheers. Mario looks up, wanting

760
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 2: to thank DiCaprio, but the actor was already back on

761
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 2: his unicycle, tipping his hat with a grin as he

762
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 2: rode off. Give my regards to Menace, he called back

763
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: over his shoulder. With The bizarre scene left the neighborhood buzzing

764
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 2: with sea bass, seemingly more relaxed than ever, thanks to

765
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 2: a magic tree from an unlikely hero passing through. All right,

766
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 2: all right, we'll start with you, Gina grad.

767
00:39:58,719 --> 00:39:59,439
Speaker 12: First of all, did.

768
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 10: We ever find out what the treat was?

769
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 2: Oh?

770
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 10: Okay, I have to admit there were parts of that

771
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 10: where I got a little scared and maybe a little

772
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 10: for clamped, But overall, I think I don't think Greg

773
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 10: is going all babe for this. I think it's another.

774
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 2: Another here pitbull got safe. Yeah, all right, Menace?

775
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 8: Um going?

776
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 2: I roll?

777
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 8: Roll? What? Oh uh?

778
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 2: You know DiCaprio and stuff? Yeah? Yeah, all right, what

779
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 2: do you think I'm also going? Iron? I roll?

780
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 13: Yeah?

781
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 8: All right.

782
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 2: I mean I'm going all babe on this one. I

783
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: wanted to find You're going a baby by the way,

784
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: all right, Greg Gory, all babe. I mean, first of all,

785
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 2: the villain of the story is this Greg idiot. What

786
00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: a Jersey drinking wine and vaping sounds cool? But yeah,

787
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 2: Pitt Bull gets hit. Poor baby, there's no hope. Here

788
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: comes scenario to try to help him, first of all, right,

789
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 2: and then Leo on his unit. I mean, there's such

790
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 2: randomness to the story. Yes, exactly. There's excitement to this story.

791
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 2: There's intrigue. It was not predictable studded. Yeah, it was

792
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 2: more twist and turns and an m night Shyamalan exactly.

793
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 2: And I liked you the comedic element of just so

794
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: happens to be on a unicycle. And in the end,

795
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,720
Speaker 2: Sea Bass was brought back with some miracle from a friend.

796
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 2: I mean it was incredible in a little wag of

797
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 2: his tail as little sweetie and he's misunderstood because people

798
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: think he's ferocious, but he's a cutie. God do I know,

799
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 2: Gregor do I know? Greg? That was a good guys

800
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 2: all whiff on that one, Moser, It's a good bedtime story.

801
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 2: It's a good daytime story. Sea Bass and Ile now

802
00:41:55,360 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: all right, high five, I mean sell the movie rights.

803
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 2: We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a

804
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: politically correct world. Thank you for being here, good buddy, Yeah,

805
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: that's great. Gory Morningbady. We got Venus, Hi, Gina Grady,

806
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 2: Sea Bass is here, Sammy's here, We've got Morgan, we

807
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: got Vaughn our video producer, Boord and Menji holding things

808
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: down when we show production department, and uh, he's already cooking.

809
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: He's already making it happen. Our friend, Chef Swoop, sweep Swoop.

810
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 2: It's been a while, it's you've been on the road.

811
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 2: So Chef Swoop, you know he was on Chopped four

812
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 2: twenty and he won his episode. But he's a private

813
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 2: chef for celebrities. And uh, we brought him in here

814
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 2: to make the dream of having the omelet station. Yes happened,

815
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 2: like we talked about it for many many years, having

816
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 2: an omelet station. I decided to spring for everybody have

817
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: an omelet station. Chef Swoop is friends with Vaughn and

818
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 2: and uh and so that's how we met. And we

819
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 2: brought a man and he's cooked us some really good stuff,

820
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 2: and so we have like a standing once a month appointment.

821
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 2: But you've been out of town for a little while.

822
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 2: Where'd you go?

823
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 8: Did you?

824
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, go work somewhere. Was this like some kind

825
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 2: of like a spiritual sabbatical kind of thing.

826
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 16: Yeah, so it's I guess it was kind of a

827
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 16: combination of the two. To be perfectly honest, I was

828
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 16: doing some consulting for a third party company basically as

829
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 16: like a task for chef.

830
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 2: That is the kind of work you want, dude, consulting

831
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 2: the work, Yeah, dude, dude, that's the easiest work.

832
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 16: Yeah, it was sweet. I mean I didn't really have

833
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 16: like a set schedule. I just had to work my

834
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 16: hours and just like make things happen, you know.

835
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know somebody, I got somebodies that do

836
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 2: consulting work in different industries and stuff, and it is

837
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 2: the easiest thing. They get paid a monthly retainer basically

838
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: to just consult and so if the if the company

839
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 2: that they're consulting for has a question about something or hey,

840
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 2: can it just take a once over on this and

841
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 2: can you join us for a conference call to discuss it.

842
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 2: On Wednesday the fifteenth, I go sure. Meanwhile, you got

843
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: paid for the month yet, sweet, I got paid some

844
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 2: pretty good money. You know.

845
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 16: I had to hit the road because my full time

846
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 16: client here in l A was traveling. So yeah, I

847
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 16: had to go.

848
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 2: To the celebrity that you that you cook for. H

849
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 2: you still I can't, man, I can't.

850
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 16: But like I think, after after some personal things happened

851
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 16: with with her, then she'll probably start letting me kind

852
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 16: of talk about yeah, yeah.

853
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 2: Because we're just curious, we're just nosy. Yeah, I want

854
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: to know the celebrity that's that you're cooking for me too.

855
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 16: Yeah, and then uh yeah. Other than that, I'm gonna

856
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,879
Speaker 16: be doing some some private dinners, like hosting some some

857
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 16: supper clubs soon. Just working on some final details with

858
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 16: some chefs that I'll be collabing with.

859
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 2: I know what I want to ask, because we follow

860
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: you on social media? You went to Where did you

861
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 2: go for this collaboration or what I was? I was

862
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 2: in Lynchburg, Virginia, which is, uh, you weren't a fan

863
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 2: noys like something specifically happened.

864
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 16: Yeah, so so the property I won't say the name

865
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 16: of the property, but it used to be a well,

866
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 16: you know, Lynchburg is known for slave trade.

867
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 2: Ultimately, it basically translates to lynch Town basically burgers Town.

868
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 16: Yeah, like fifty of the population war was enslaved people

869
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 16: until the Civil War. So that's just kind of putting

870
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Speaker 16: things in perspective for you. It's like as far as

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Speaker 16: I've ever been in a red state and just just

872
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 16: you know, if people weren't flat out racist, then they

873
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 16: were like dyeing racist yet Yeah.

874
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, were they reminiscent reminiscing about the good old days? Yeah,

875
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 2: you know that, like they look at you and they're

876
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 2: just like, you know, not for the record, I don't

877
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 2: know how Lynchberg got its name. It was a man

878
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Speaker 2: last just you know.

879
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 16: It also yea cocident, Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, you know,

880
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 16: literally the only place I could go hang out was

881
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:00,760
Speaker 16: a bar called a trading post, which was also a place.

882
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 2: Where they're getting to trade.

883
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Speaker 16: It's just like, you know, the reminders are right in

884
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 16: front of you. There was actually even an old lynch

885
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 16: on the property in the hotel had two restaurants in it,

886
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 16: so I was basically working full time in two restaurants,

887
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 16: just helping them get things back in order. I mean,

888
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 16: the money was sweet, but it was just yeah, god

889
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 16: awful place. Yeah yeah, shout out to Lynchburg. I will

890
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 16: never be back.

891
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: Shout to Lunchburg. And by the way, like your social media,

892
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 2: like as a white person, it makes me a little

893
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 2: uncomfortable because he drops a lot of N words, like

894
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 2: he posts like a lot of like uplifting.

895
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Speaker 16: Uh oh well yeah yeah yeah, it's like an.

896
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 2: Am I supposed to read this? Because I'm even reading it?

897
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 2: You can and you can permission. Yeah, it's all good

898
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 2: double tap.

899
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Speaker 16: That, you know, you know, because ultimately it's just about

900
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 16: you know, I think a big part of my platform

901
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 16: has always been trying to like when I was growing

902
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 16: up watching the Food Network, there was no representation like,

903
00:46:58,239 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 16: you know, chefs that looked like me. And I was

904
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 16: watching like Emeral lou Gassi and like Bobby Flay, you

905
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 16: know what I mean.

906
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 2: You like Calton Brown. Yeah, Greg hats I can't stand

907
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 2: I love it. There's something smart. Yeah, it's very smart.

908
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: Science was like, Len, great, it's great, it's great. Why

909
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: I was in school this fun? Yeah, it's a classic.

910
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 16: So, you know, I think just trying to have that

911
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 16: representation for people that like that are you know, black

912
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 16: and brown, you know, what I mean.

913
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 2: Chef Swoop is a is a great chef. The stuff

914
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 2: that you've made for us is unbelievable, trying to knock

915
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 2: it out. It's so good. At Chef Underscore Swoop Swoop

916
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 2: on Instagram, he's he's open for bookings, like if you're

917
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 2: having like a a party of some kind of a

918
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 2: dinner party or something like that. I mean imagine that

919
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 2: like that's or maybe like a what about like a

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00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 2: like an anniversary? Greg would Yeah, like you Mario and

921
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 2: Greg have like an anniversary or something like you just

922
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 2: have Swoop come in and cook it up.

923
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 16: You do it all, man, there's no job too small,

924
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 16: Like you do it for just two people or I

925
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 16: mean I say I say my minimum. I say my

926
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 16: minimum right now. I would prefer to be cooking for

927
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Speaker 16: at least ten people, but I can handle upwards to

928
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 16: twenty five for like larger family things. But if you

929
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Speaker 16: guys wanted to do something full on, like you know,

930
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 16: weddings and stuff like that, I have access to staff,

931
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Speaker 16: you know service.

932
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, you can make it happen. So hit him

933
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 2: up that hit him up on Instagram. At Chef Underscore

934
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: Swoop sw Op, our fat asses have been eating his

935
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 2: food and it is good. And what are you making today?

936
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 2: Because he's already started making. It smells fantastic.

937
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 16: Just pastrami, hash like a whole pastrami and we broke down.

938
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 16: Smell the onions, yeah, bell peppers and onion, yeah, potatoes, like.

939
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 2: Get the table set up to dude, you know you're

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00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: good when you can have a folding card table and

941
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 2: one burner and get to and get the room to

942
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 2: smell this way. And it's not something that's prepackaged. He's

943
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 2: got all the wrong ingredients. He's chopping, he's sawtan, he's

944
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 2: doing all kinds of stuff. It smells fantastic in here. Yeah, man,

945
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: I want to have some of that. Happy to be here,

946
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 2: all right, it's good to see you again. Happy to

947
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 2: be back. We'll let you get back to work because

948
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 2: we're starving. Sleep sleep. Is this It's time for a

949
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 2: frodioki you guys. Yeah, let's do it? Uh great? Do

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Speaker 2: you want to do? You want to draw the I

951
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 2: would love to do the honor. We have the hand

952
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Speaker 2: that has all the different songs for what you show,

953
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Speaker 2: O gues just pick one out there, all right, we

954
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 2: are going well, I've ripped it lit My Own Worst Enemy?

955
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 12: Did we do that already?

956
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 3: No?

957
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: I don't think Wow, wait, are you sure we didn't

958
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 2: do that one?

959
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 8: Yeah?

960
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 2: Positive. I don't have the lyrics for that one acapella. Yeah,

961
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 2: we don't need the lyrics. Look him up right now,

962
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 2: bring him up on your computer?

963
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 3: All right?

964
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 9: Yep, everyone, because everyone has everyone knows the words for

965
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 9: this though.

966
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 2: You know you're the leads singer, right, I know my

967
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 2: own and every now and then you know it, right? Yeah? Yeah?

968
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 2: So yeah, Now the rest of the rest of us

969
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 2: will will chime in on like the on the chorus. Sure,

970
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 2: but Sammy's got to be the lead singer for this one,

971
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 2: so she'll probably do her talk singing yeah, very monotone.

972
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, somebody texted man. I love a lot of stuff,

973
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 2: the d y Q fail stories and stuff like that.

974
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 2: Friday is always my favorite. But I tell you what,

975
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 2: this Friday OKI is quickly becoming my number one another

976
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 2: one six six one. I love the Friday OKI all right,

977
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 2: So it's lit My Own Worst Enemy. This was Sammy's suggestion,

978
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 2: so she gets to be the lead singer on this one.

979
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 2: Everybody knows the song, so everyone, no, you are the

980
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 2: lead singer. On this one. We are your back age

981
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 2: to show Friday Oki plead singer Sammy. Here we go.

982
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 9: Can we forget about the things I said when I

983
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 9: was drunk?

984
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:14,240
Speaker 2: I did a mean to call you that. I can't

985
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: remember what was said or watch it through me. You're saying,

986
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 2: please tell me? Wow your cars.

987
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 12: And I can't even at the window less up.

988
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 2: Nice job everybody, Hi, Sammy, gi us some more of

989
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 2: that good stuff. Here we go.

990
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 13: It's no surprise to me.

991
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 9: I am my own we're saying to me, because every

992
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 9: now and then I take the living shadow me.

993
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 13: That's the times going up.

994
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 2: There's a stake.

995
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 13: To sleep a minute, I can't window.

996
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 8: It's like.

997
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 2: Last how you feeling pretty good? Oh I'm sorry for

998
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 2: your years. Yeah, it's good everybody.

999
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 5: We're back on.

1000
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, already.

1001
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 13: At a part shop.

1002
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 2: Sleep.

1003
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 13: I can't go breaking down soon. It so stros me

1004
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 13: my own percent. Every now and then I get the

1005
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 13: Living Academy. Can we forget about things I said when

1006
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 13: the show?

1007
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to call you back? All right, right,

1008
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 2: you get it? She did it? Oh, it made it

1009
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: happened Friday, Okay, the Woody Show. We'll be right back Meanwhile,

1010
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,399
Speaker 2: Sea Bass will continuous, endless search for the perfect week.

1011
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm a hair FLEs Sorry, I'm in hair system.

1012
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 2: Get it. It's not my scalp. I have light brown

1013
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 2: hair with bald highlights.

1014
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 4: The what do you go? We'll reserve.

1015
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 2: Finally, the Woody show Swoop is here. We finished the

1016
00:53:56,600 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 2: delicious PASTRAMI has and the recipe for what he made

1017
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 2: us this morning he's gonna have on his Instagram story.

1018
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 2: You gonna you can check that. You can get it

1019
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 2: at Chef Underscore Swoop s w O O P and

1020
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 2: you got you said you forgot?

1021
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 16: Like some TV shows there, Yeah, so shout out on

1022
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 16: drop Out TV. That's a dropout they are. They are

1023
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 16: based off of YouTube. I was on a show called Gastronauts.

1024
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 2: So that's his gas, right.

1025
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1026
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 2: So it's like.

1027
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 16: All of the hosts are comedians and it's kind of

1028
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 16: like a satire based cooking competition.

1029
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 15: Uh.

1030
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 16: And like the first round, I had to make the

1031
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 16: whitest food product that could so I so I had,

1032
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 16: I guess you could say one of my more more

1033
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 16: recent viral moments because they asked me what I made,

1034
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 16: and I.

1035
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 2: Was just like, I made some white I can't say

1036
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,479
Speaker 2: that we got a little Yeah, he made a little

1037
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 2: white ish for the white.

1038
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 16: Ship, and people unraveled on internet. So it is it's great, Yeah,

1039
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 16: way like mad it was fun well yeah yeah, because

1040
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:11,919
Speaker 16: I mean that, you know the comedians told us to Yeah, yeah, equal,

1041
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 16: it's it's it's both sides of the.

1042
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 2: Fence right now. With the comments.

1043
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 10: It was potato salad with raisin.

1044
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:21,760
Speaker 16: Yeah, it was raisin apples and uh raised raisins apples

1045
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 16: and what else?

1046
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 2: Did it looked good? Yeah, but you know they're just

1047
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 2: like in grapes. Yeah, all three was Sammy, your advisor

1048
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,359
Speaker 2: on this. Yeah, so this is what I'm saying.

1049
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 16: I'm like, I have I have been to potlucks where

1050
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 16: white people will put raisins in like you know, everything everything,

1051
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 16: like places it's not.

1052
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 2: Supposed to go.

1053
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 16: I was like, I figure, if I put all three

1054
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 16: of these things in a potato silad, how could I

1055
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 16: miss for making the whitest dish possible.

1056
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so cheese was in there.

1057
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 16: Last three days, I think I've gotten maybe one thousand

1058
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 16: followers of Welcome to the Mafia.

1059
00:55:56,040 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 2: Guys, it's dark on this side. Chef Underscore Swoop definitely

1060
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 2: do yourself a favor and get the recipe for this

1061
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 2: this pastrami. So yeah, thirty minutes, it'll be there. All right,

1062
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 2: Chef Swoop is here. It is Friday morning, and it

1063
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 2: is time for your Friday fail stories. Right, this is

1064
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 2: a jumping boys and girls, It is time for your

1065
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 2: Friday fail story. Always do a crop to have these

1066
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 2: perfect planned a plan that can never go wrong. But

1067
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 2: then somewhere along the line that went from being a

1068
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 2: great idea to one big stick in mega uber ultra.

1069
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 2: I thought we had some really good lung capacity. Like

1070
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 2: we came out strong going, yeah, what I'm saying, Like

1071
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 2: we came out real strong. What do you think of that?

1072
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 2: Pretty good? Beautiful you were in here Friday, okie, you

1073
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 2: heard that raw without the audio, without the music acapella,

1074
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 2: and now you heard that without the Yeah, you guys

1075
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 2: should take this on the road. Pretty good, pretty great

1076
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 2: food and grooves. We'll team up a Swoop. You can

1077
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 2: watch us sing and eat his food. This first story, now,

1078
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,439
Speaker 2: this this clips would make in the rounds. Some court

1079
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 2: room footage from a murder trial in Georgia. Let me

1080
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 2: get the clip here. The judge was handed the decision

1081
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 2: from the jury and he read it to the court.

1082
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 4: We the jury found that guilty as to all six councils.

1083
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 4: Big bill of indictment. I'm sure for your first names

1084
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 4: to Castle, couldn't pass.

1085
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 2: It over to.

1086
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 4: Sorry, We the jury found that not guilty. What apologize

1087
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 4: from misappreciation.

1088
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 2: I would rather go that way than the other way.

1089
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 2: Should have pulled out the old menace. I just haven't

1090
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 2: had my red bull yet.

1091
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 10: But that's a happy surprise. Not the other way. Oh no, no, no,

1092
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 10: you're guilty.

1093
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that, like you're your stomach just drops out?

1094
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 10: You need a diaper?

1095
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god? And then two seconds wait what

1096
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 2: did Yeah?

1097
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 10: Just kidding?

1098
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I would that? Which is it? Did I

1099
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 2: not say? Not? Oh my bad. This one is from

1100
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 2: New Jersey. Fifty six year old fella. He ended up

1101
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 2: crashing his car and getting arrested for driving under the influence. Now,

1102
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 2: the passenger, this chick in the car with him, also drunk,

1103
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 2: but the cops are nice enough, and they gave the

1104
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 2: passenger a ride home. They told the cops that they

1105
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 2: would send somebody down to the police station to go

1106
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 2: pick up the driver. Okay, So about a half hour later,

1107
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 2: in walks that person, the same drunk lady who they

1108
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 2: had just been nice enough to drop off at the house,

1109
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 2: but she's still drunk. She drove down to the station

1110
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 2: to get the dude out of jail. She twice the

1111
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 2: legal limit, was also now thrown in jail with the

1112
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 2: other dude, so that they got to spend a little

1113
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 2: bit more time.

1114
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 10: Rock bottom story.

1115
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called uber everybody. Uh here, I'll give you

1116
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 2: one more story. This is my favorite one of the week.

1117
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 2: It's from Florida with this guy who's doing some fishing

1118
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 2: with his buddy and they caught a shark. Oh good

1119
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: size one to six foot lemon shark. Long story short,

1120
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 2: the dude ended up needing to get airlifted to the

1121
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,919
Speaker 2: hospital because the shark got him good. He weren't even

1122
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 2: in the water and the shark got him. The dude

1123
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 2: was posing for the picture with it. So here's there's

1124
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 2: the right before it happened. Okay, So he's got the

1125
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 2: he's got the shark, and he's holding his mouth like open.

1126
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 2: He's grabbing it by the snout and kind of pulling,

1127
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 2: pulling the mouth open, and uh, the shark jumped away

1128
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 2: and then chomped him here's some of the nine to

1129
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 2: one to one call. And then the guy he did

1130
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 2: live talking about the attack on the beach. Here and

1131
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 2: one of the guys got bit in the lake.

1132
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 11: We have a turn to get out of his leg.

1133
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 11: He's got a cow on.

1134
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 2: It, the bleeding. We just finished taking the hook out

1135
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 2: of his mouth. We're going to go release him. And

1136
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 2: the shark just turned and and bit me. And for

1137
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 2: the shark that bit him, he has a message. See

1138
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 2: you next time. This shark got your ass and you

1139
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 2: weren't even in the water. He got you on land.

1140
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 2: Dog breath he got. Yeah, the shark whose advantages in

1141
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 2: the water got your ass on the land with standing over.

1142
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 2: See you next time. Get mber. Not that long ago.

1143
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 7: That dude, it had the shark right by the side

1144
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 7: of his boat. I think it might have been on

1145
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 7: the line and it bit him and a finger came

1146
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 7: off and oh yeah, damn it lost my finger.

1147
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 2: I forgot about that. All right, Well, we have a

1148
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 2: contestant lined up. It's time for today's dumb ass contest.

1149
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 2: Chef's swoop is here. You can hear the last He

1150
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 2: used to play a long year so you can find

1151
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 2: him on Instagram at chef Underscore Swoop, he prepared and

1152
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 2: served as breakfast. Everything's been cleaned up, and so now

1153
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,479
Speaker 2: like the work is done, now it's time to play.

1154
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: And today's dumb ass contest is the Sea Bass's playing

1155
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 2: to Chef Swoop.

1156
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 5: The way the game works, please, hey, go out in

1157
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 5: the streets, ask someone who's very inebriated a series of

1158
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 5: very easy questions. And so the game is not answering

1159
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 5: the questions. The game is whether this person is so

1160
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 5: out of it that they will not know the answer

1161
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 5: to the questions. And if you can guess whether they

1162
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 5: know two times out of three questions.

1163
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 2: You win. All right, let's go and say hello to

1164
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 2: our listener who will be a contestant trying to win

1165
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 2: a prize, and say I to Paul, Good morning, Paul,

1166
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 2: good morning.

1167
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 8: How you doing.

1168
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 2: We're doing fantastic Paul. All right, So you're gonna play

1169
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 2: the d uy Q now before we get to the

1170
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 2: actual questions at count, we're gonna get to know the

1171
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 2: drunk person a little bit better. So Sea Bass has

1172
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 2: a little clip for us here. Well, how with it

1173
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: or not with it? They are now before you came

1174
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 2: up here today, Swoop, did you and Vaughn get high

1175
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 2: in the garage. No, I I got stones on my own. Okay,

1176
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 2: I didn't need that technically, now yeah, man usually Von

1177
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 2: hits it hard before he comes up the elevator. Yeah,

1178
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 2: I had a hash joint on the today. Hasha, all right,

1179
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 2: And who is this person? Sea Bass? This is Ramses.

1180
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 2: And what I usually do.

1181
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 5: I hang out outside bars and festivals and stuff and

1182
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 5: talk to drunk people. Now, sometimes passers by will walk

1183
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 5: up to me and they say, oh, I want to play,

1184
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 5: And who am I to decline them? I mean, okay, absolutely,

1185
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 5: Now that being said, I did not pick Ramsey's. Ramses

1186
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 5: picked me. And uh he still is under the influence

1187
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 5: of something, but something different than usual.

1188
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 11: Have you been drinking tonight?

1189
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: No, it's been off chrystal meth? We them Nay.

1190
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 11: Why is crystal meth better than liquor?

1191
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: Cause and it keeps you up healthy for you? Oh,

1192
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm just shinning their highs. You shot with the shooteror

1193
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: my pupils are dilated.

1194
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 11: You don't worry sunglasses at night.

1195
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: Me, I'm a vampire. I'm ten million years old. Weirdness

1196
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 1: turned ten means the day.

1197
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 11: I'm with a turbin on Are you ready for the questions?

1198
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 2: Yea, no, forever the ten million years old. He's got

1199
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 2: to know everything. Wealth of knowledge, right you just from repetition,

1200
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 2: hearing things over. Oh man, I think he might be

1201
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:01,880
Speaker 2: onto something. I think it's healthy. It's healthy, healthy, all right,

1202
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 2: So question number one, Paul, are you ready for question

1203
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 2: number one? It is the U d U I Q.

1204
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 11: Name two movies ben Stiller has started.

1205
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 2: Name two movies that Ben Stiller has been in Our

1206
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 2: star Are staring? No cameos? Okay, all right? Sammy and

1207
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 2: Menace are working on their answers. We have to get

1208
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 2: We have to try to guess they know stone Cold

1209
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 2: sober Aunt. That guys different. That's for the prize.

1210
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 5: We learned earlier that Menico during school would go to

1211
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 5: friends houses and get drunk and ride bikes. Yeah, sam

1212
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 5: he read zero books in high school, so she had

1213
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 5: time to watch movies. Just a little fun background. Are

1214
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 5: period do whatever she wanted?

1215
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you guys think I would say no

1216
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 2: for Ramseys? I will say yes for yes for Menace

1217
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 2: and Sammy. I second that. Yeah, I was.

1218
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 10: Gonna say the same, but you know what, Ramseys has

1219
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 10: been around a long time, so I'd like to think

1220
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 10: he's seen some Ben Stillers. I'm gonna say triple yes.

1221
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 2: Okay, chef'swoop. What do you think think?

1222
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 16: Man, I'm going, I'm going my man when the crystal

1223
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 16: meth is it's not for me, it's a not for

1224
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 16: him dog. I'm confident in the in the studio. Okay, Okay,

1225
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 16: you think medicine, Sam, you are going to get it

1226
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,160
Speaker 16: all right? What do you think here, Paul?

1227
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 2: Yes or no? For question number one? No chance? No chance?

1228
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 2: Question number one d u i Q.

1229
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 11: Name two movies Ben Stiller has started, Sammy.

1230
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 10: I couldn't stop.

1231
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 13: Along came Polly, have you wait? Stodgeball Lander?

1232
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 2: Thank you?

1233
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 3: What?

1234
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 2: And what was the first one that came to mind?

1235
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 5: Along came Polly, that's the first.

1236
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 10: Movie, Jeff Aniston. Yes, okay, and I think I've seen

1237
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 10: that one time.

1238
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 6: Okay, Menace, Tropic Thunder, Zoolander, something about Mary.

1239
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 2: Excellent topic Thunderah, No problem here, Question number one. Let's

1240
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 2: see if Paul said that our friend here Rameses would

1241
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 2: not get it. And if that is the case, we'll

1242
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 2: be on the board of this first point here on

1243
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 2: the d uy Q.

1244
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 11: Name two movies Ben Stiller has started.

1245
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what still there is, but I heard

1246
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,040
Speaker 1: him for real famous.

1247
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 11: He's a little white guy.

1248
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 2: Is he winning him?

1249
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 11: One of them?

1250
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 1: On winning them pedophile?

1251
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 11: I don't believe he's married with kids.

1252
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 2: Send them the jump?

1253
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 11: Is he one of them?

1254
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 2: I thought you like white guys too.

1255
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 10: He's heard of him interchangeable.

1256
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 2: All right, well, good news, Paul, you are on the board.

1257
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 2: You got your first point. Give the u i q

1258
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 2: s out of these next two questions. You just got

1259
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 2: to get one out of the next two. Right question number.

1260
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 11: Two, spell speed Lunker, no for menace.

1261
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 2: But this is in there. I know he likes so

1262
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 2: Paul is already saying no chance, no chance for Ramsey's,

1263
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 2: no chance for menace and just loves Spelunker. Uh Sammy, Yes, Okay.

1264
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go trips no, triple no from Gina bonus

1265
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 5: points for definitions after you're done.

1266
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:57,360
Speaker 2: Yes, great, all right, Greg Gory, I think I'm leaning

1267
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 2: triple no as well. Triple no. Let me gets mixed

1268
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 2: up on certain letters, okay, chef swoop.

1269
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm going triple whatever. Will say that you might

1270
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 16: be able to bounce back if you know the definition.

1271
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, Paul, you already said

1272
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 2: hell no or no way stick of that for rams

1273
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 2: are do you guys need some more time to work

1274
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 2: out the spelling over there? Let's just go for it,

1275
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 2: is my guest, all right? Question number two for the

1276
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 2: U i Q spell Menace s p E l U

1277
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:43,240
Speaker 2: n c e R blunker so close, Sammy, s p

1278
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 2: I l U n k e R. Now if they

1279
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 2: had a baby, if they had a baby, Okay, is

1280
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:57,360
Speaker 2: it s p e yes? Yes, all right? Then you

1281
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,080
Speaker 2: had the rest right Menace got that last? Where have

1282
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 2: been a k He got that wrong? Got that wrong?

1283
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:02,680
Speaker 5: Definition?

1284
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 2: Definition splunker?

1285
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 10: Oh it's spies who go into a bunker?

1286
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 2: Was a great? Is this something that explores caves? Yeah? Yeah?

1287
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, men it's kind of gravitated towards the words.

1288
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 2: Was it in the word of the day or was

1289
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:33,599
Speaker 2: it involved in something else? Maybe? But I was like, yeah,

1290
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 2: like I can, I can weave this into stuff. He's

1291
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 2: probably sperlunking at night.

1292
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1293
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 2: I don't know the Greek speed lunks or speed links

1294
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 2: meaning cave. And I've never heard it.

1295
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 10: I've never heard it pronounced spied lunker.

1296
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's just from sounding out what happened.

1297
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 10: It's like verdiction, you know, right, pronunciation speedlunker was helpful

1298
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Speaker 10: to you, but that actually was a big giveaway genius.

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01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 10: Uh spelunker, I did like I like.

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01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 2: To get in bunkers. I did like that. That was good,

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01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 2: that was adorable. All right, So Paul, you said no

1302
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 2: that Ramseys would not get this. All right, let's see

1303
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 2: question number two.

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01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:19,120
Speaker 3: D u i Q spell speed lunker, speed loker s

1305
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 3: e E l O c k e and can you

1306
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,559
Speaker 3: use that word in a sentence?

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01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:27,120
Speaker 2: No, I can't, Phil.

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01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: Then I speed longer under my skateboard.

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01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,519
Speaker 2: All right. It's not for the answer that before, but hey,

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01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,680
Speaker 2: that's the answer you needed to win this route of

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01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:40,240
Speaker 2: the d u i Q. Like you play fiasco and Paul, congratulations,

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01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,240
Speaker 2: you are a winner, my friend. Congrats and enjoy whatever

1313
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:44,840
Speaker 2: the prizes that we have for you. But we do

1314
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,559
Speaker 2: appreciate you listening to the Woice Show. And uh, hang

1315
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 2: on one second, we'll get all your information. Okay, thank you,

1316
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:52,120
Speaker 2: all right, you're welcome you.

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01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 8: Here's Paul.

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01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,000
Speaker 2: All right, by Paul, do you have a question number

1319
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 2: three here for the d u i Q, which Paul

1320
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 2: did not need but work and to have just for funzies.

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01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 11: How many Godfather movies have been made?

1322
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 2: Just a number? How many Godfather movies have been made?

1323
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:17,200
Speaker 6: Oh, Sammy, if you get this one wrong, you can't

1324
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 6: be a forty five year old like him.

1325
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 2: I'm thinking like my family's Italian. Oh that's true. Yeah,

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01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:25,640
Speaker 2: I know. I mean she's about Italian as well. I mean,

1327
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,720
Speaker 2: Olive Gardener, excuse you.

1328
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,400
Speaker 10: You don't know anything about my life, my family, about

1329
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 10: your life Italy?

1330
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah to Italy that I will say no for Ramses,

1331
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:50,519
Speaker 2: no for Menace, yes for Menace, no for Sammy. I'm

1332
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 2: always only yes for Menace.

1333
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 5: And notice if you can name all the special titles, right?

1334
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,759
Speaker 2: Oh I can't?

1335
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 11: You can?

1336
01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 5: Can I.

1337
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:04,680
Speaker 2: All? Alright? Chef's woo. I'm just gonna be pessimistic. I'm

1338
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:08,360
Speaker 2: just going triple now greg Uh, No to Ramseys, but

1339
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:11,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say yes to Menace and Sammy. Okay. Question

1340
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 2: number three?

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01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:12,800
Speaker 4: Do you I Q?

1342
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 11: How many Godfather movies then they menace?

1343
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:23,080
Speaker 2: I believe three? All right, Sammy? Three three names are

1344
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:24,800
Speaker 2: can you can you name them? I don't know?

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01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:27,920
Speaker 10: These are three Godfather to Godfather three.

1346
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:33,479
Speaker 2: It's not Godfather one, it's just the god I was

1347
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,720
Speaker 2: hoping they give be like the new Batch, and I

1348
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 2: guess tripped for a second thing. They had something like

1349
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 2: that where it's like, God, they do have to they do.

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01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 10: Have one where they mash up the first and second

1351
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Speaker 10: and show in chronological order.

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01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no.

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01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is I thought it was like start

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01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 2: a hope and then next Friday.

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Speaker 6: I just know for sure there was a two because

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01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:01,680
Speaker 6: Sophia Coppola gets shot in the movie and spoilert O

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01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 6: and she got a lot of crap for acting.

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Speaker 5: That's not too Was she alive in nineteen seventy four?

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01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 2: No, that wasn't too. That wasn't too Sophia Coppola. Yeah, yeah,

1360
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 2: it was a daughter that was three she directed that

1361
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,479
Speaker 2: was in three. Yeah, she would have been three years old.

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01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:18,760
Speaker 2: And I'm bad didn't see any of the movie. I

1363
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:22,160
Speaker 2: recently made it through half of the original Is This

1364
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,960
Speaker 2: Wedding Ever Gonna Wedding?

1365
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:24,679
Speaker 13: The movie?

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Speaker 2: If I may. I read the book Mario Cruzzo of

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01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:32,000
Speaker 2: all the classic movies like that that I watched, because

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01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, this this must be really good because

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01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 2: everybody talks about it and you know, worships. Yeah, it was,

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01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:45,560
Speaker 2: uh Scarface. That movie. It's so so bad. Yeah you

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01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:49,120
Speaker 2: got it like it was cool? Yeah, exactly this time

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01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:52,120
Speaker 2: it came out, it was popping, like I was there

1373
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:55,519
Speaker 2: nothing else out right? Probably no, I was popping. It

1374
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:58,559
Speaker 2: was so bad. It was like I made it all

1375
01:12:58,560 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 2: the way through because I felt like I had to.

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01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:03,080
Speaker 2: I'm saying happy Gilmore too. I just watched that. Have

1377
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:07,519
Speaker 2: you guys seen it? I thought it was depressed. Suck dude.

1378
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 2: The first one was funny in the time it was,

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01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:10,160
Speaker 2: it was funny.

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01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:12,240
Speaker 10: It was okay, but I was micro dosing, so I

1381
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:13,320
Speaker 10: was more forgiving.

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01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,640
Speaker 16: Yeah, maybe I should. All right, so I eat a

1383
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 16: piece of chocolate and watch it when I go back.

1384
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:18,439
Speaker 16: Were you sober watching it?

1385
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:20,200
Speaker 2: Or were you high? I was stoned, but I guess

1386
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:23,160
Speaker 2: I was. If you're if it's not even funny Stone,

1387
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:27,800
Speaker 2: that's not good. But it's just a cameo list. All right, Well,

1388
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 2: question number three the d y Q. Did Ramses get

1389
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 2: it right? Let's find out how.

1390
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 11: Many Godfather movies had the May five?

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01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 1: I had the collector's edition.

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01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:38,720
Speaker 11: Who was Godfather five?

1393
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:43,800
Speaker 1: About al Pacino? Like getting old? He told his son

1394
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:45,560
Speaker 1: something boy like never toll nobody.

1395
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:48,599
Speaker 2: What you're thinking, Hell yeah, I'd love to see five.

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01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:52,439
Speaker 2: It was straight to video. Oh, I get some time

1397
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 2: in the future right now.

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01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:54,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's Blu Ray but.

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01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:55,360
Speaker 4: The d u i Q.

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01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,720
Speaker 2: We are the WOODI Show, Morgan, are you ready?

1401
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:02,479
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I was born for the smoll right here, y'all.

1402
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:02,680
Speaker 11: Don't know this.

1403
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 10: I'm sm hallucinating.

1404
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:13,760
Speaker 2: Woody sure well, certainly. One of my favorite clips that

1405
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:16,320
Speaker 2: we have played for you this week is the guy

1406
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 2: who quit his job at the at home the door

1407
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:21,479
Speaker 2: ru Yeah that I quit this whole ass job. Guys,

1408
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,920
Speaker 2: I'm wondering where you're at. I had to come find you.

1409
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:30,559
Speaker 14: What conversation without your without your supervisor here?

1410
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 2: So why you love the supervisor? I quick to leave

1411
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:40,880
Speaker 2: you if both of y'all, I quick. This whole ass job, Hi,

1412
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,640
Speaker 2: I believe this whole ass job. I'm telling yeah, the

1413
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:48,360
Speaker 2: whole ass job that.

1414
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,479
Speaker 10: Yeah, he jumped on he did sound like a whole

1415
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 10: ass job.

1416
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, just you jumped on the intercommon. Let the whole

1417
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:56,400
Speaker 2: store know that. Hey, you can take whatever you want

1418
01:14:56,439 --> 01:15:02,360
Speaker 2: because there ain't no security. He's folk hero here. This

1419
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:03,799
Speaker 2: week in audio, we've.

1420
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:06,400
Speaker 5: Got the original game See Best Original Game trademark copyright

1421
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:09,639
Speaker 5: how'd they owie clips of people getting hurt?

1422
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:12,519
Speaker 2: And you guess how did they hurt? In this case,

1423
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 2: I'll give you a clue.

1424
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 5: This is backstage, backstage, I'm wear backstage, some kind of

1425
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:19,280
Speaker 5: stage backstage.

1426
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:20,840
Speaker 2: Okay, how did the owi.

1427
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:25,280
Speaker 11: Booper?

1428
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:31,400
Speaker 10: I gotta guess, uh one of those sandbags that comes

1429
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:32,719
Speaker 10: down one of the curtain open.

1430
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,600
Speaker 2: Old times look at a Scooby Doo episode.

1431
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 11: Boper is.

1432
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:43,880
Speaker 2: I have an idea.

1433
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 6: I will let men us go first because, okay, because

1434
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,160
Speaker 6: I've seen a bunch of artists do this before they

1435
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 6: hit their head on some scaffolding that they didn't see.

1436
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,400
Speaker 5: There's a lot of ducking and yeah, going through things.

1437
01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:55,800
Speaker 5: But Sammy probably has the inside track because this is

1438
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:56,759
Speaker 5: somebody she loves.

1439
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 2: Was this Morgan Wallen throwing a bat?

1440
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,320
Speaker 5: So this is in the Rogers Center in Toronto where

1441
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:07,240
Speaker 5: Morgan Wallen does something that, quite frankly, at first I

1442
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 5: thought was fun. Now I just think it's mega douche.

1443
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 5: He before he walks out on stage. Morganwall in the

1444
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:15,360
Speaker 5: country artist. He'll have a local folk hero like he'll

1445
01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 5: have like Peyton Manning when he's in Knoxville. In this case,

1446
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:22,679
Speaker 5: he had Jose Bautista, a film former Toronto Blue Jays

1447
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 5: player and his wife Nishe Bautista is a videoing as

1448
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 5: you know, Morgan Wallances got a bat and he's faking

1449
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,439
Speaker 5: like he'shitting a home run because Jose Bautista hands in

1450
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:33,599
Speaker 5: the bat and he chucks the bat behind him right

1451
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:34,880
Speaker 5: where Nische Bautista is.

1452
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:42,479
Speaker 2: It's real hard, that's right. Well, he was on a

1453
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:43,519
Speaker 2: chair off a roof top.

1454
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,400
Speaker 5: Of the bar in Nashville.

1455
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,000
Speaker 2: How they ali?

1456
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,400
Speaker 5: All right, I'll give you a clue on this next one.

1457
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:53,000
Speaker 5: Same game involves old people. Old people, Okay?

1458
01:16:53,200 --> 01:17:06,400
Speaker 2: How they awi? Okay, I have a gut instinct. It's

1459
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:14,639
Speaker 2: like a the old piece of metal and a toaster.

1460
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:18,280
Speaker 2: It kind of like like a kid like, oh okay,

1461
01:17:18,479 --> 01:17:20,160
Speaker 2: they're like they're like an old dude who was trying

1462
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,160
Speaker 2: to get a piece of you came up with that

1463
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:22,719
Speaker 2: that quickly.

1464
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 10: Okay, I don't this is what it is, but I'm

1465
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,880
Speaker 10: hoping it is. I'm hoping it has to do with

1466
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:30,320
Speaker 10: one of those chairs that brings you up the stairs.

1467
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 10: Like they fell out of it, like maybe they didn't

1468
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 10: get buckled in right.

1469
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:38,080
Speaker 2: Like it's like like as nineteen forty five, those are

1470
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 2: new I've seen the houses that he would do hit happen.

1471
01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1472
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,160
Speaker 6: Sometimes I think maybe they walked through a screen door

1473
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,439
Speaker 6: window or something like.

1474
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:46,919
Speaker 2: That, or maybe he was trying to get the barbecue

1475
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:49,080
Speaker 2: grill going needs like gasoline or something else.

1476
01:17:49,479 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 5: Okay, gases, but I have Unfortunately. NBC New York has

1477
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:54,639
Speaker 5: more on this story.

1478
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,799
Speaker 14: Seventy six year old Kathleen Schuman is accused of walking

1479
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:01,080
Speaker 14: out of her apartment and firing a flare gun at

1480
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 14: her neighbor, who was just walking his dog. Friends of

1481
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:08,720
Speaker 14: Kathleen say that she has been arguing with Richard for

1482
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:12,800
Speaker 14: years and that perhaps things have just culminated to this point.

1483
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,040
Speaker 2: I guess so she got to be purchased it because

1484
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:15,720
Speaker 2: he gets her rest.

1485
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 6: She was scared to.

1486
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:17,479
Speaker 2: Death of them.

1487
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:19,960
Speaker 14: But according to Richard, the things that she was saying

1488
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,320
Speaker 14: to him, even after she shot him, were still shocking.

1489
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,080
Speaker 6: She was not afraid of me, though she kept coming

1490
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,719
Speaker 6: out mocking me, telling me I'm a demon.

1491
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:33,920
Speaker 2: I tried to murder her. Shocking, So I guess it

1492
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:36,040
Speaker 2: was kind of right, right, Yeah, And she hit him

1493
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:37,439
Speaker 2: right in the cheek. He's got a big like a

1494
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:41,479
Speaker 2: road wrest scar are no joke. You can try out.

1495
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,560
Speaker 2: What is the wood show? We got some more of

1496
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,960
Speaker 2: the weekend audio coming up for you. Next will be

1497
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:47,439
Speaker 2: right back.

1498
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:51,439
Speaker 7: I've developed this dude thin in my head that if

1499
01:18:51,479 --> 01:18:54,280
Speaker 7: I go to the same place every day, the employees

1500
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,679
Speaker 7: at that place are going to go. But oh god,

1501
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:57,799
Speaker 7: he's here again.

1502
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:00,839
Speaker 2: So tortured?

1503
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 12: Man, I am.

1504
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:07,759
Speaker 2: Sure. I'm jumping right back into this week in audio,

1505
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 2: and I've forgotten how the AOI clip, but I love

1506
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 2: this one so much. The clue here again? How did

1507
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 2: they hurt themselves? What you guys are trying to guess?

1508
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:18,920
Speaker 5: The clue is this lady's name is Caitlin McCutcheon, from

1509
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:19,960
Speaker 5: outside of Pittsburgh.

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01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:25,920
Speaker 2: That's the clue, all right, and trying to crush a

1511
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:27,880
Speaker 2: can of Iron City beer in her head and gave

1512
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:31,880
Speaker 2: herself a concussion. Listen to that's possible? How the awie?

1513
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:32,920
Speaker 2: How they owe?

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01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:33,040
Speaker 6: All?

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01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:33,200
Speaker 12: Right?

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01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:33,479
Speaker 2: Here we go.

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01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:41,960
Speaker 6: Probably might not know this.

1518
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:45,479
Speaker 2: She was from Pittsburgh. I know the video, I know

1519
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 2: the clip exactly exactly. I know I know the video.

1520
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,360
Speaker 2: I had no idea she was from Pittsburgh.

1521
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 5: Well technically technically Westmoreland County technically okay, still that's Metro.

1522
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,400
Speaker 2: And she said hit me baby one more time.

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01:20:01,479 --> 01:20:13,400
Speaker 8: Listen closely, Okay, I'll.

1524
01:20:12,439 --> 01:20:15,960
Speaker 2: Let you explain what happened. So skidding car. She's in

1525
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:19,040
Speaker 2: the car, she's driving. She's shooting a selfie video, which

1526
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:21,080
Speaker 2: you gotta do while you're driving. Brand spears, Hit me

1527
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,479
Speaker 2: baby one more time. But as she's doing that, however,

1528
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,680
Speaker 2: she's driving because you can't see what's happening around her,

1529
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:28,719
Speaker 2: in front of her whatever, she loses control of the vehicle. Okay,

1530
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:32,120
Speaker 2: it starts spinning. She does the wheel the right love,

1531
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 2: there's doing cars completely out of control. All yes, oh yeah, yeah.

1532
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:40,040
Speaker 2: The couple of things here. Number one, don't you driving?

1533
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,640
Speaker 5: Number two? No one cares that your lip syncing to

1534
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,599
Speaker 5: a song. No one wants to see that. It's absolute narcissism.

1535
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:47,400
Speaker 5: I'm glad you rolled your car, your dummy.

1536
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:51,840
Speaker 2: Okay, especially to Britain. I give you one weekend audio.

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01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:52,280
Speaker 6: All right?

1538
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,080
Speaker 5: Do you let's play this guy because I hate him

1539
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:57,519
Speaker 5: so much. This is a guy he went into Planet Finished,

1540
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,000
Speaker 5: which I love. I'm a member of Planet Finnish.

1541
01:20:59,000 --> 01:20:59,800
Speaker 11: I've been to hundreds of.

1542
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,320
Speaker 2: Playing No more free pizza though.

1543
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:05,439
Speaker 5: They you know, he brings in his service animal, which

1544
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:07,559
Speaker 5: is a giant like one hundred and twenty pound King Corso.

1545
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,479
Speaker 5: But he's got a vest, and unfortunately, this jackass knows

1546
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:11,840
Speaker 5: you can.

1547
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:13,679
Speaker 2: Only get those vests through like official medical.

1548
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 5: Services, not at this guy. I'm gonna shop and passed

1549
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:17,880
Speaker 5: around a photo of this guy. He's he's a pretty

1550
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:21,519
Speaker 5: buff dude. He doesn't know he's not blind. You know,

1551
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:24,320
Speaker 5: he doesn't have seizure disorders that I'm aware of. He

1552
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 5: just likes walking into places with his giant dog and

1553
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 5: videotaping himself doing workouts. Again, you shouldn't be doing any

1554
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,080
Speaker 5: time unless you're setting on a one thousand pound a

1555
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,360
Speaker 5: dead left record now.

1556
01:21:33,439 --> 01:21:34,879
Speaker 2: But he knows all the verbiage.

1557
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,560
Speaker 5: So when the Planet Fitness employee shuts him down for

1558
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 5: his service dog, he does not like that.

1559
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:41,320
Speaker 4: Explain to me what you just explain to me.

1560
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:45,120
Speaker 2: There's no dogs about. This isn't a this is a

1561
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:47,280
Speaker 2: service animal. It's a registered service animal. I have a

1562
01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:48,320
Speaker 2: medicals have said that.

1563
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:49,479
Speaker 8: He bring my dog with him.

1564
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:53,000
Speaker 5: They have to allow people with service animals to enter

1565
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:55,920
Speaker 5: the building and to access their facility.

1566
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:59,679
Speaker 2: If they do not, then I can sue them because

1567
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:03,000
Speaker 2: they are breaking the law. Does that make sense. I'll

1568
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:11,320
Speaker 2: take a close suit. Yeah, boiler wouldn't approve show. Well,

1569
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 2: that's it for this hour. That is it for today's show.

1570
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:20,840
Speaker 2: That's it for the week, everybody weekend time. All right,

1571
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 2: So catch today's full show podcast plus anything you might

1572
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,720
Speaker 2: have missed this week on The Woody Show podcast. It's

1573
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,800
Speaker 2: waiting for you. Just go to the woodieshow dot com

1574
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:31,760
Speaker 2: or find it wherever you find great podcast you know,

1575
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,479
Speaker 2: but the best ones out there. That's where you're gonna

1576
01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:37,240
Speaker 2: find ours, in addition to all the good ones. Yeah,

1577
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:41,639
Speaker 2: back on Monday, beginning of a brand new week. Anything

1578
01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:43,600
Speaker 2: you got forsp now on Monday you're leaving on the

1579
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:46,320
Speaker 2: after hours voicemail at eight seven seven forty four Woodie,

1580
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:48,400
Speaker 2: and a reminder to you find us and follow us

1581
01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:52,000
Speaker 2: on social media at the Woody Show. Yeah, short and sweet,

1582
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:53,880
Speaker 2: let's get out of here. Greg Gory parting words of

1583
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,439
Speaker 2: wisdom please. Yeah. When we here at the Woody Show,

1584
01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:59,640
Speaker 2: donate our bodies to science. Science will donate them to

1585
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:06,479
Speaker 2: the good will. That is true. And uh, who knows

1586
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:09,080
Speaker 2: some of us may have hidden money inside of us,

1587
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:12,479
Speaker 2: so we'll probably be a good fine for somebody. Oh yeah,

1588
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,720
Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah, Like we'll get to the point we

1589
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:19,800
Speaker 2: don't trust banks. We'll start like cameling cash in our

1590
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:22,560
Speaker 2: prison wallets. You know, yeah, I'm taking it with me.

1591
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:24,920
Speaker 2: They say you can't take it with you, but oh

1592
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,640
Speaker 2: you can. You hide that up your ass. You can

1593
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,400
Speaker 2: go with you put them in me. Thank you very much,

1594
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:34,479
Speaker 2: Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show

1595
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:36,439
Speaker 2: some of your valuable time this week. You know we'd

1596
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:38,479
Speaker 2: love to appreciate you for that. The rest of you

1597
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:40,879
Speaker 2: guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Monday.

1598
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:43,640
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend. S M D double M. Your

1599
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,680
Speaker 2: mom's a bitch, was a bitch, and happy holidays. All

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01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:46,519
Speaker 2: you hold is bitches.