WEBVTT - HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show August 4th 2026 Podcast 

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to hear more from We've We've been

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<v Speaker 1>spoiled because we already got to hear a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of it when Greg came in and said, you'll never

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<v Speaker 1>guess what I found.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, clearing out the home office and came across this

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<v Speaker 2>thing that's entitled Greg's Trip to England. Nice it's a

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<v Speaker 2>journal or a sea be'st calls it a diary.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the year nineteen ninety two. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the difference between a journal and a diary?

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<v Speaker 1>Laden lady?

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<v Speaker 3>You want to be?

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<v Speaker 4>Greg's journal doesn't have a lock on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think diaries do, yeah, and diaries you talk like

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<v Speaker 1>a person.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, diary?

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<v Speaker 1>What a day Greg was studying abroad?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, cage and how just for the summer? It was

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<v Speaker 2>fo Yeah, it was one summer. It was about okay,

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<v Speaker 2>a total of three months.

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<v Speaker 1>What'd you take when you were there, Greg, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Took music appreciation, Jesus and English Lit.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you like go around town at all?

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<v Speaker 6>Or?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, I mean it was most of it was.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I lived on campus and I remember on

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<v Speaker 2>day one. This is back in the days when I

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<v Speaker 2>would smoke and I said, are we allowed to smoke

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<v Speaker 2>here on campus? He said, allowed to You're on courage

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<v Speaker 2>to elliot.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I like it here, So you're just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>open up to like a random page.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I went through because some of it starts with

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<v Speaker 2>the actual travel to England, and then some of it is,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the majority of it is in England obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>So on July second, nineteen ninety two, this is how

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<v Speaker 2>I realized, Wow, I haven't really changed that much, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess it says, and I'm gonna read this verbatim.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, and Gina can prove I haven't everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting on the floor of the Newark Airport, by

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<v Speaker 2>far the most crowded airport I've ever encountered. There were

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<v Speaker 2>no seats, no available phones, and crowds everywhere. I walked

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<v Speaker 2>past the crew and my next flight to London as

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<v Speaker 2>they waited to get on board. All spoke with English accents,

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<v Speaker 2>and they seemed in good spirits. But for now I

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<v Speaker 2>sit and wait amongst the craziness of this tacky place.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Newark's like Newark sucks, Let's not so when you when

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<v Speaker 1>you write like that, are you like playing a role

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<v Speaker 1>in your mind like I'm about to summer at Cambridge.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think like the way the cadence and the

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<v Speaker 1>way that you're writing and the words that you're using

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<v Speaker 1>sound see him in good space. But who do you

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<v Speaker 1>think would care? How the flight cruising?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know this. This entire journal I forgot existed,

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<v Speaker 2>and now that I'm reading it, I'm asking the same

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<v Speaker 2>question you're asking what you like? Who am I writing

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<v Speaker 2>this for? This is so stupid in the way.

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<v Speaker 1>That you write it, Like it's like, uh, remember when

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Luck was still a quarterback for the for the Colts,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's that that parody account as if he was

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<v Speaker 1>like some kind of Civil War general. Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>remember that, and he would write about the game about

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<v Speaker 1>and in that way like those letters from Civil War

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<v Speaker 1>soldiers sounded.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's like you're writing out open, like an old.

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<v Speaker 2>Timey style, right, And I never intended for anybody to

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<v Speaker 2>read this. I don't know why. And then the trip continues.

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<v Speaker 2>This is from the actual flight five forty eight am

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<v Speaker 2>July third, nineteen ninety two. I watched a cheesy movie

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<v Speaker 2>called The Cutting Edge. It was about figure skating rules.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't sleep since this time, since the last time

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<v Speaker 2>I wrote in this quote journal, the man in front

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<v Speaker 2>of me has been such a nuisance. It's crazy, rocking

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<v Speaker 2>back and forth like nobody's business, right into my knees.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, no, no plot twists, know nothing. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>that was pointless.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Are you afraid to fly at this point?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 5>No, because Memory used to be a traffic reporter and

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<v Speaker 5>they would go on a plane every day, planes, helicopters.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, didn't mean that he wasn't like freaked out by

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<v Speaker 1>like I didn't know when this crippling Yeah, it really

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<v Speaker 1>kind of started.

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<v Speaker 2>The anxiety and fear over everything. It just slowly just

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<v Speaker 2>started building. So at this point I'm in England, this

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<v Speaker 2>is I guess whatever. July, oh, fourth of July in England,

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety two. I just wound up at a place

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<v Speaker 2>called Burger Delight and I had some deep fried cod

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<v Speaker 2>and bland peas and fries with the worst ketchup I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever had. I had a pint of beer as well.

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<v Speaker 2>By this time, it has started to drizzle and the

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<v Speaker 2>sky was black. When planes flew by, it was impossible

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<v Speaker 2>to even find them. I took the London Underground over

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<v Speaker 2>to Trafalgar Square. This place was unbelievable. There were more

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<v Speaker 2>than a thousand people and five thousand pigeons. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>place where you can feed the pigeons as they literally

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<v Speaker 2>climb all over you. I of course didn't do this.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I did get ish on my sleeve though.

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<v Speaker 2>From Trafogger Square, I walked down the Mall, which is

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<v Speaker 2>a wide brick road that leads to Buckingham Palace. The long, long,

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<v Speaker 2>long walk was pretty much worth it. That's a good point, man.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Dad, Okay, now this entry, this will be

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<v Speaker 2>the last one we get to. We can revisit this

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<v Speaker 2>in the future, please, Okay. So now at this point

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<v Speaker 2>I have taken the train out of London. I've gone

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<v Speaker 2>close to Cambridge, and I'm staying at a hotel for

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<v Speaker 2>one night before I go to move on to campus.

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<v Speaker 2>After showering in the matchbox sized shower, I walked around

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<v Speaker 2>town and I found out that Cambridge is just around

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<v Speaker 2>the corner. It's nothing what I expected. It's not separate

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<v Speaker 2>from town. I didn't look around much because I was

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<v Speaker 2>so hungry. On the way to get a Turkish cheeseburger,

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<v Speaker 2>two young girls about nine or ten years old turned

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<v Speaker 2>to me. They crossed themselves. One of the cute girls asked,

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<v Speaker 2>do you believe in God? I said sure and began

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<v Speaker 2>talking to both of them. They walked with their arms

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<v Speaker 2>around each other and giggled a lot. They said something

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<v Speaker 2>about me, but I couldn't make it out. And as

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<v Speaker 2>I walked back to the guest house, I saw the

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<v Speaker 2>girls again. She fancies she fancies you, they said. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it was so funny that I laughed with them. Imagine that,

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<v Speaker 2>two hours in a foreign city and somebody fancies me.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I sit watching British TV and I'm actually bored.

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<v Speaker 2>I drank a kestral Logger, which comes in a black can,

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<v Speaker 2>and it says very strong on front. I should have

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<v Speaker 2>believed it. It was so strong that I almost couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>bear it. It almost tasted like hard alcohol. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>a hint of ail, quite nasty, but I forced it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Since it cost one pound sixty five pence, I learned

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<v Speaker 2>the hard way, and I wasted my pounds. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do something now what I'm not sure? Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>rest or maybe walk or maybe vegg maybe even read.

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<v Speaker 1>Creig What a whirlwind trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's about another eighty pages or so. The people

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<v Speaker 2>I met, the drinks I drank, the places I've gone,

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<v Speaker 2>how I punted down the river cam, how I am classes. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's guest entries in here from the friends I made.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, this thing goes on and on and on.

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<v Speaker 2>So don't you know what? Whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>What, don't worry turn that dial?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, uh, it doesn't sound whirlwind yet. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>things are about.

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<v Speaker 1>To go quick setting the state where you're just scratching

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<v Speaker 1>the surface and what will be an ongoing series of

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<v Speaker 1>entries from Greg's journal. It's journal unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still looking for the Brady Bunk clog though. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think it's in my parents attic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, please, Yeah, because Greg was so infatuated with the

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<v Speaker 1>Brady Bunch. We've told the story, yeah, that when he

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<v Speaker 1>would watch the episodes, he would have composition books and

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<v Speaker 1>he would yeah, he would like keep.

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<v Speaker 2>The plot was about what happened? Were there any guest stars,

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<v Speaker 2>were there any bloopers? Were there any continuity errors? What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>What it aired?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't. I am not a fan. I thought I

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<v Speaker 4>was a fan. I'm not a fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, oh yeah, I have the Barry Williams book.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that that that exists somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I threw it away. Yeah, it's got

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<v Speaker 2>to be in a box.

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<v Speaker 3>Too much work.

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<v Speaker 4>I would love your dissertation. I'm sure it's in there

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<v Speaker 4>on Oliver and Tiger.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I probably hated them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, anyway, they're nice. Nice work, Greg with the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you brought it in, I know, and

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<v Speaker 1>I applaud that. I think I give Greg some credit

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<v Speaker 1>here because Greg is so easily embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>And I never thought I would like to share that.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know. I forgot it existed too.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in a foreign country.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody all right, she basked this.

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<v Speaker 1>This club is for you.

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<v Speaker 8>You know the problem with the cyber truck, we're supposed

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<v Speaker 8>to put all the bitches, dude, because.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna get a.

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<v Speaker 8>They run up to at red lights to try to

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<v Speaker 8>get in, but they can't figure out the doors.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're not smart like you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, because you're.

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<v Speaker 2>A cyber truck driver and they're women.

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<v Speaker 9>I will have that man know that. I made sure

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<v Speaker 9>to take a photo of this.

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<v Speaker 3>I was at the.

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<v Speaker 9>Tesla charging station and what did I see? Sammy in

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<v Speaker 9>a cyber truck by herself. Female cyber truck.

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<v Speaker 2>Is at least one she's out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah she exists, yep.

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<v Speaker 9>But yeah, it does help with breaking and entering, like

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<v Speaker 9>besides it being bulletproof and stainless steel.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to know to press the button. And yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it has to be unlocked.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, I was thinking about that recently, like cyber trucks,

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<v Speaker 9>it's with with all Tesla's there's no door handles. But

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<v Speaker 9>I would really appreciate a self opening door feature elon.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, because minivans have that. I know every once

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<v Speaker 1>in a while, Man, I'll get an uber or a

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<v Speaker 1>lift and they.

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<v Speaker 3>Show up with the mini van.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't touch it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I got to.

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<v Speaker 1>Open the door like no, no, no, And even they get

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<v Speaker 1>in and out of this thing, they have to push

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<v Speaker 1>the button.

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<v Speaker 3>I did get.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what Tesla model it was. I was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in the front seat and the guy did open

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<v Speaker 1>all the doors from.

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<v Speaker 2>Think you could do that in the software update.

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<v Speaker 1>From the touch screen because the door opened to the

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<v Speaker 1>passenger side and then both back doors.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh yeah, it is in the app. You can do it,

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<v Speaker 9>but i'd I'd like to have it right, because like

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<v Speaker 9>the great thing about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't the app, it was he did it from the screen, well,

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<v Speaker 1>from the screen, from the drive screen.

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<v Speaker 5>These like uber drivers trick out their cars. They even

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<v Speaker 5>put handles on the doors.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, what I'm talking about is I would like for

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<v Speaker 9>it to open as I walk up to walk to it,

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<v Speaker 9>because unlocks as I walk.

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<v Speaker 1>Up to it because it has a bluetooth. I should

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<v Speaker 1>A real man should have a cyber truck super manly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you are the you are the end all

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<v Speaker 1>be all when it comes to what is manly? What

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<v Speaker 1>is not manly?

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<v Speaker 3>Hetero?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one thousand percent hetero. So cyber truck is supermanly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about I can't think of a more manly vehicle. Besides,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't.

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<v Speaker 9>Know a tank, a tank or like or a bison

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<v Speaker 9>that you've can lassoed yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>What about Greg's journal like that? How does that rank?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, you know what, it's very British and which and

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<v Speaker 9>they're expected to be gay, so that's totally.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it very foppish?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Like men men journaling, Greg journaling is that manly? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't hate it. Because it is a record of your deeds.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I do. Appreciate it about it now because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember what I did forty five minutes ago,

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<v Speaker 2>but now I can look back at to nineteen ninety

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<v Speaker 2>two and think, wow, that was my life.

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<v Speaker 9>We think about, you know, obviously, men at war is

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<v Speaker 9>a very common thing where they would either write to

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<v Speaker 9>their lovers back home or keep a journal.

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<v Speaker 1>Sea Bass as a manly man, do you agree or disagree?

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<v Speaker 1>These are things that a man should never do, no

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<v Speaker 1>matter how long he lives. Shave below the neck.

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<v Speaker 9>No, because if you want attention down there, you got

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<v Speaker 9>to keep it clean. That's just going to make things

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<v Speaker 9>easier for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, I think they're talking more about like your chest,

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<v Speaker 1>your back arms. Yeah, I thought about that recently, things.

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<v Speaker 9>Like that, because I will admit that I fell part

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<v Speaker 9>of the fad in college of that even though I

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<v Speaker 9>don't really need to shave my chest, and did it,

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<v Speaker 9>but I quit that pretty soon thereafter.

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<v Speaker 5>I know the guys that shave everything, well, some guys

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<v Speaker 5>have crazy hairytae.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming out the back of your T shirt. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get rid of.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but there's nothing grosser than body hair stubble, not

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<v Speaker 7>face double body.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, yeah gross, I think And Gina maybe and Sammy

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<v Speaker 9>you can help on. This is the perfect amount of

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<v Speaker 9>body hair, not where it's all long and curly engross,

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<v Speaker 9>but and not's double, but where it's just like one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not, it's just like a sheet, like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a like a short haired dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I like body I mean I like chest hair. So yeah, okay, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, bass King of all manliness. A man should never

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<v Speaker 1>have a name for his penis. Well, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>just trying too hard. You're not You're mis a funny

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<v Speaker 1>guy at that point.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>A man should never skinny dip in daylight.

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<v Speaker 9>I mean, if it's with chicks, that's okay, but in

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<v Speaker 9>general example, the last the last time, God has been

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<v Speaker 9>a long time since I skinny dips. We were at

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<v Speaker 9>a camp in Alabama with the female staff after hours,

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<v Speaker 9>and there were three or four of us of each

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<v Speaker 9>of each sex in the in the the lake, which

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<v Speaker 9>is pretty gross.

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<v Speaker 1>They can back on it.

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<v Speaker 9>Nothing happened in the lake, yeah, exactly, flesh eating bacteria

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<v Speaker 9>and that was acceptable.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was after dark and it was a co

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<v Speaker 1>ed nice all right, uh A man should never consider,

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<v Speaker 1>even for a moment, a two pay that's so sixties

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<v Speaker 1>and seventies.

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<v Speaker 4>Or well, hair transplant, that's the thing now right.

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<v Speaker 9>Well nowadays right well. Bill Burr has an old bit

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<v Speaker 9>about that. He's like he like, I got bald at

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<v Speaker 9>the wrong time. It's like I was just I was

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<v Speaker 9>if I waited like ten more years before that they

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<v Speaker 9>finally perfected the technology. Because the guys who got the

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<v Speaker 9>hair transplants in the eighties, I think he talks like

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<v Speaker 9>little ant legs coming out of the forehead. Nowadays, more

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<v Speaker 9>people do it. A number of celebrities have admitted to it,

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<v Speaker 9>and it is unnoticeable.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Dane Tosh just did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And then also like there's barbers on he did yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>he got he went to Turkey. And then but there's

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<v Speaker 5>barbers on that specialize in the to pay like they'll

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<v Speaker 5>glue it, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I see.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>I just think that's it's it's just too much or

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<v Speaker 9>too too much of an effort for too little over

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<v Speaker 9>a turn, and it is and it falls off, which

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<v Speaker 9>it will.

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<v Speaker 1>He looks, you look very foolish, looks so painful. Seven

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<v Speaker 1>one four texting over I'm a contractor, cyber truck in

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<v Speaker 1>the lumberyard.

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<v Speaker 2>Not manly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's too new these days. I get it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are stuck in your old.

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<v Speaker 9>Ways because a lot of guys still have the they're

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<v Speaker 9>anti electric for that reason.

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<v Speaker 10>Where's well?

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<v Speaker 9>I mean, even though they had an F one fifty

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<v Speaker 9>lightning which God discontinued.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was not selling.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked like an F one fifty for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not sure who this guy is. This is

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<v Speaker 1>an older gentleman. I don't I don't know if we're

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<v Speaker 1>even supposed to know who this guy is. But uh,

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<v Speaker 1>he had a he had to take agree or disagree.

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<v Speaker 1>King of Manliness, Sea Beast.

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<v Speaker 10>Several things a grown ass man should never do. The

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<v Speaker 10>first is split a check with other men. That is

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<v Speaker 10>that is the that is the most testicle free thing

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<v Speaker 10>gets out there when men split up a check. You

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<v Speaker 10>pick up the check this time, and your buddy should

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<v Speaker 10>pick it up the next time. If you can't buy

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<v Speaker 10>your buddy a dinner or a drink or vice versa,

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<v Speaker 10>or your buddy's dinners, or don't go with them. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 10>it gets different if the wives are involved and it's

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<v Speaker 10>a four thousand dollars meal or whatever, but don't split

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<v Speaker 10>a check or figure out who got the bread and

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<v Speaker 10>who got the pizza and who got the beer and

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<v Speaker 10>who got the scotch. Grow the fuck up, don't split

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<v Speaker 10>a check. So those are today's grown ass man.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks. You should not do just one thing.

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<v Speaker 11>But yes, yeah, yeah, he's got other videos and Joe

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<v Speaker 11>I agree with him after the age of thirty, because

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<v Speaker 11>when you're at poor as hell and you're you're twenty

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<v Speaker 11>years old at the waffle house and yeah, you can't

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<v Speaker 11>be doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, if you're all, like you know, established in

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<v Speaker 1>your careers and you're married with kids and you're passing

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<v Speaker 1>the bill around and you're adding it up, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>did have a couple of the months of rellasticks so right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 9>It does chack when there are dates involved and or

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<v Speaker 9>it's a trillion dollars. But yeah, for average stuff, someone

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<v Speaker 9>should just it should be unsaived.

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<v Speaker 4>I love this guy. I follow him. It's Cogdell law.

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<v Speaker 7>And he has another one saying any any man who

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<v Speaker 7>takes a neck pillow on a domestic flight is a douche.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, domestic flight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he loses them constantly.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, I just took an international flight. I'm forgot

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<v Speaker 5>the pillow.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another, here's here's one more from that, from that

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<v Speaker 1>same dude.

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<v Speaker 10>Several things a grown ass man should never do. A

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<v Speaker 10>man that posts food pictures, what the is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know?

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<v Speaker 10>A man eats food, or prepares food, or pays for food,

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<v Speaker 10>he doesn't post pictures about the food that he is

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<v Speaker 10>about to eat. And lastly, a grown ass man does

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<v Speaker 10>not post pictures of his fat ass body on vacation.

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<v Speaker 10>Guess what that trophy, wife, that you've got sitting next

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<v Speaker 10>to you where your dad bought is hanging over the belt.

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<v Speaker 10>That makes your ass look worse, not better. So, unless

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<v Speaker 10>you're in shape, don't post vacation pictures with their shirt offs.

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<v Speaker 10>So those are today's grown ass man things you should

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<v Speaker 10>not do.

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<v Speaker 9>I'll take it to the next level. You shouldn't be posting, okay,

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<v Speaker 9>vacation pictures at all? What about food pictures? That's I mean,

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<v Speaker 9>he's when he.

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<v Speaker 7>Said that, I just went through my mind. I don't

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<v Speaker 7>think I've ever seen a guy post a food again.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you met?

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<v Speaker 3>Although he said that's changed, But he said that's changed now.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, I was just out with Menace at a

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<v Speaker 1>at the meal recently and somebody brought that up something, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>men's are just gonna get pictures.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, nah, man, he goes, that's that's done.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that snapchats now not popping, because he used to

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<v Speaker 1>be like you had to like push all the plates

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<v Speaker 1>in the center and he'd be.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, oh yeah, anymore, I mean I'll do something like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh look at them way, Oh yeah I did, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll do like like a static photo, but it won't

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<v Speaker 5>be like in the main feed. It would just be

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<v Speaker 5>like a story or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, there are rules.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, because we said we said it fifteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares? But I think even medice has gotten to

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<v Speaker 1>the point yet no one cares.

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<v Speaker 5>No one cares that. Oh yeah, you will still want

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<v Speaker 5>the res but you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh here, I don't know who's this guy, Jeff, you

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<v Speaker 1>found this guy?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he talks about stuff that grown ass man shouldn't

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<v Speaker 6>be doing as well, and he's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>Gina loves him.

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<v Speaker 4>I love in the guy in the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the guy in the car. Yeah you know his name? No,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't let me look it up real quick.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, all right, here we go ankle socks, wearing ankle socks.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not the dude, this is girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now hold on, this is uh all right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go.

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<v Speaker 6>There's three things I don't think you should be doing

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<v Speaker 6>as a grown ass man. Let's get right into it.

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<v Speaker 6>Number one is having asthma.

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<v Speaker 2>Just breathe.

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<v Speaker 6>You're twenty five years old and you ain't out grown

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<v Speaker 6>ash Yeah, talking about anybody pomp broke can't handle air.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a grown man, Loki. Number two collecting funkal Pops toys.

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<v Speaker 6>You're collecting toys as a grown ass man. How about

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<v Speaker 6>instead of collecting other than this, you collect some paesos,

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<v Speaker 6>some bread, some dope, some mulah and have an honorable

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<v Speaker 6>mention for you guys having a skincare routine. Just put

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<v Speaker 6>some soap on the rag and wash your face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's mister. Everything cool, Mister everything's cool.

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<v Speaker 9>I mean, obviously he's Jeff a little bit about the

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<v Speaker 9>asthma stuff, but everything else I think he's don't be.

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<v Speaker 1>Based on some of his other videos that Jeff is playing,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he is kidding about that.

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<v Speaker 9>I think it's one of those things where there's a

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<v Speaker 9>reason that you know peanut allergies. If we're talking about

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<v Speaker 9>that general class of things, skyrock togge skyrocket ted over

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<v Speaker 9>the past fifty years because you know, people just wouldn't

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<v Speaker 9>toughen up and breathe through it. What have we learned

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<v Speaker 9>a couple years ago? And exposure therapy does working? I

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<v Speaker 9>was anybody who has on a side note of that,

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<v Speaker 9>anybody who has like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>The pollen. I can't stand the pollen. Yeah, yeah, get

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<v Speaker 1>some clarton, Yeah it be fine. Or don't just deal

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<v Speaker 1>with it? Yeah, don't man up?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Here.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where this chick came from either, but

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<v Speaker 1>here's a couple of more ankle socks.

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<v Speaker 12>Wearing ankle socks and no show socks is gay? Sitting

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<v Speaker 12>on a tube float in a pool?

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<v Speaker 1>Is gay?

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<v Speaker 12>Wearing shorts above your knee? Gay eating bananas? Gay using

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<v Speaker 12>hand sanitizer?

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<v Speaker 1>Gay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff uses like NonStop hand sanitized mostly.

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<v Speaker 9>I will I will push back on the socks thing,

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<v Speaker 9>because when I see guys with when I see guys

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<v Speaker 9>with socks up to their calf, I'm like, what do

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<v Speaker 9>you especially at the gym wearing shorts and a T shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you keeping warming?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll never stop.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's very important.

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<v Speaker 9>You know, I understand that in certain certain neighborhoods that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you know, sign But.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, but like, but in general, socks, socks that go

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<v Speaker 9>above your ankle, what for?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the point?

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<v Speaker 12>Eating anything with a spoon is gay. Wearing rings unless

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<v Speaker 12>it's a Whiting band is gay. Being married is not gay.

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<v Speaker 12>But proposing on your knees.

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<v Speaker 1>Gay.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm not sure who that is, but she's got clearly

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<v Speaker 9>different tastes. Then let's say the hardcore Italians in the

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<v Speaker 9>Northeast might argue on the rings thing.

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<v Speaker 2>The mafia.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>And we see a dude with a diamond ring, but

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<v Speaker 1>not like a typical like a woman's engagement ring, but

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<v Speaker 1>it could be a wedding band, but it's got the

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<v Speaker 1>diamonds in it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think a dude wearing diamonds. I think if if.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like small diamonds all the way around, because and

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<v Speaker 5>it looks like a rapper, Okay, it's kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 5>But if it's just like a solid band that has

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<v Speaker 5>a little tiny diamond, yeah, so weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a guy with

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<v Speaker 4>that really don't.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, And with guy ring, do you bet have a

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<v Speaker 9>real good reason for it, like it better be yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>your dad's like marine corps or something.

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<v Speaker 4>You definitely better you have gotten that on somebody's dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Best the ring is a skull as somebody who's legally

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to represent that side. I don't think rings in

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<v Speaker 2>general and a guy are good. I think the one

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<v Speaker 2>giveaway is thumb ring that is diving on top of

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<v Speaker 2>the d gay like why, Like I don't know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like a toe ring like you.

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<v Speaker 9>It's kind of like it's a it's a fashionable accessory

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<v Speaker 9>and as a man, you shouldn't care about being fashionable.

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<v Speaker 2>And why is it on your thumb? Ye weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe it's the only thumb that is uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>girthy enough like a real man's sized, like finger, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>to accommodate a man's ring. What you what's.

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<v Speaker 3>Thin little girly fingers?

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<v Speaker 1>If it's just for decoration, it's gay, you know, like.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not holding your finger On.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, you can send us

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<v Speaker 1>a text over to two two nine eighty seven more

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<v Speaker 1>Woody show's name.

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<v Speaker 2>They were not what I thought they were I thought

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<v Speaker 2>the only purpose the Woody Show was to make the

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<v Speaker 2>outside world disappear.