1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident Attorneys. Have you heard about 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 1: Gerald the dolphin that bugger this dude right here, this 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:18,479 Speaker 1: dirty little dolphin with sticky fins kidnapped a man in 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: Fort Myers? 6 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 2: Can't believe it? 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: So this was reported by a couple of news outlets 8 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 1: that a man was arrested and when he was arrested, 9 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,879 Speaker 1: he went to police and he said, well, hold on, 10 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 1: I'm going through a lot of trauma right now. I 11 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: actually need you guys to help me out. I was kidnapped. Like, 12 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 1: what do you mean you were kidnapped? He goes, A 13 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 1: dolphin got me. His name is Jerald and he basically 14 00:00:53,200 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: was having me build him an underwater city. Now let's 15 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: play a game. Okay, what drug was he on? 16 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 3: Right? 17 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: Because what eight and four nine ninety three ninety three. 18 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: Here's the deal. We all know this isn't true. And actually, 19 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: I've do you really want to know where this all 20 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:17,759 Speaker 1: came from? 21 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? 22 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 2: Where did it really come from? 23 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: Because the moment I heard Jerald the Dolphin, I thought 24 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,759 Speaker 1: to myself, Wait a second, isn't that a And yes 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,039 Speaker 1: it is. I looked it up and sure enough. My 26 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 1: memory did not fail me. Jerald a dolphin is Gerald 27 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: from South Park? Gerald is I believe? Is it Stan's dad? 28 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: It stands dad? I think it stands dead. Oh right, 29 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm out of South Park. Gerald is 30 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: the father and he goes through reconstruction surgery to become 31 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: a dolphin. 32 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 2: So this is you know, it was a legit. 33 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a little bit of the scene when. 34 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 3: He wal. 35 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 2: Jerald, what happened to you? 36 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 4: That doctor is a miracle? Workers, Sheila best I've ever been. Look, 37 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 4: your daddy's a dolphin. 38 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 2: This is really got it, Gerald, This is crazy. 39 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 4: I used to think I was crazy, but doctor Biber 40 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 4: told me that there are a lot of other people 41 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 4: out there who are trans species. 42 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,799 Speaker 5: What did? 43 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: It's changed my appearance to look the way I felt here. 44 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 4: And I'm telling you now that if we don't let 45 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,959 Speaker 4: Kyle do the same, he may never be happy. 46 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: Kyle. That's it. Eight hundred four ninety three ninety three. 47 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,239 Speaker 1: That is eight hundred four own nine ninety three ninety three. 48 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: I mean, let's be honest. If any species is gonna 49 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: kidnap us, it's obviously a gorilla. 50 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, a gorilla, right, sure. 51 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 1: What would be what would be the devilish type of 52 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: animal to kidnap someone? Because I think I think a 53 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: dolphin's not going to kidnap you. They're just gonna want 54 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 1: to have sex with you. Oh because, oh bear horny, 55 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:55,959 Speaker 1: that's what she was. 56 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 5: Help me? 57 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, found that out? 58 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 5: You. 59 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: Oh you gotta be care. I would never you see 60 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: me soon swimming with dolphins anytime soon. 61 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 5: Absolutely, definitely up. Definitely a bear. Definitely a bear. But 62 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 5: just what did you say before? 63 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 2: A gorilla? 64 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: Gorilla? 65 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably the only one. A bear and a gorilla. 66 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,079 Speaker 5: What else is like can stand on all on there 67 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 5: just two feet? 68 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 1: Wait a second, hold on, you're thinking that a bear 69 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: would kidnap us because it could stand unto. 70 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,359 Speaker 2: And they're kind of like us. They can grab you 71 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 2: and hold you down. 72 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: I feel like you're thinking about like Winnie the Pooh 73 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: when you do this. 74 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 2: Bears stand up, Joe, they climb up trees. 75 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 3: It wouldn't be a grizzly bear, Joe. It would be 76 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 3: more of like a black bear. 77 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. 78 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: I thought black bears are terrified of us. No, why 79 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: would they want to kidnap us? 80 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 3: They'll only I think they let me look up black bear. 81 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 5: Black I'm pretty sure a black bear will come and 82 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 5: murder you. 83 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 3: No, I don't think I think. I think Joe's right. 84 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 2: Of course you do. Shoe is always right when you 85 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 2: thank you. 86 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: Let's see here, I'm going gorilla in at number one 87 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: orangutang in it. I'm just going with apes. Yeah, apes 88 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: are mad that they're not us. They want to be 89 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: They want to be us, so they want to take 90 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 1: us down. 91 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 5: So they would take us, and they would take our skin, 92 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 5: they would skin us. What Yeah, I think they would 93 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 5: skin us. Don't be ridiculous. I would think that dolphin 94 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 5: would take that person. And he's like, yeah, I don't 95 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 5: want to be on it like little mermaid. I don't 96 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 5: want to be under the sea no more touched. 97 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 2: A little bit of laying baby. 98 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: Oh that could be it. These are the things that 99 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: we need to think about. 100 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 3: They say that black bears are actually predatory, So Ashley's right. 101 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 2: Oh do I know a little on about it? 102 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 3: They're saying? So I typed into google Gemini. Joe, what 103 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 3: are the most likely we shouldn't use Gemini? Did you 104 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 3: hear about chat ept? 105 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: I know we should be using We should just go 106 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: back to our there's no Google perplexity. 107 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,480 Speaker 3: What are you using right now? 108 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: I'm asking, Jeeves, I'm not a march madness bred. 109 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 3: Okay, never mind, well I will okay, so. 110 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: Are you still asking? 111 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 3: These are the most likely they say to kidnap a 112 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:24,360 Speaker 3: human based off the Gerald the Dolphin story. Capuchin monkeys, chimpanzees, baboons, 113 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 3: elephants believe it or not, and then leopards or big 114 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 3: cats in emperor penguins. I don't know what an emperors are. 115 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 1: They're messed up. Oh yeah, they're mean. They're mean. Any 116 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: animal that smokes a cigar is mean. 117 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 5: Any animal that already comes dressed for the party. 118 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: Yeah you already know you he always wearing a tux. 119 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,840 Speaker 1: What are they doing? Why do they gotta dress that nice? 120 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 1: We're just we're just around. We're not leaving the couch today. 121 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 1: Why you dressed like that? That's a great point. That's 122 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: an unbelievable point. What more time would that list? What 123 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: did it say? 124 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 3: It said primates? 125 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: But just be careful because Gemini's woke and I know 126 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: you don't like woa. 127 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 3: Chat chept is the same way. But I know you 128 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 3: should be moving towards Rock body regardless groc I think 129 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 3: is an animal that could kidnap us. 130 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 2: Use them on Twitter? You're a you're a verified? Did 131 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 2: you see that? 132 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: What Rock says? 133 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 2: Are you verified? 134 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 3: On Twitter's just gonna swear at us? 135 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: Am I verified? 136 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 3: Yeah? 137 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 2: I feel like you can only use it now. 138 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:48,159 Speaker 1: Animals are most likely to kill us. No wait, wait, no, wrong? 139 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:49,919 Speaker 2: Oh what you do? 140 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: Wrong? Question? I meant kidnap. 141 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:57,919 Speaker 2: Even did it? 142 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 3: Let it says giving you the same answers. Chimpanzees, Okay, 143 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 3: that was one of them. Leopards, lions, tigers and other 144 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 3: big cats one of them too, leopards, big cats. Didn't 145 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 3: say anything about elphints, though slave making did not. Slave 146 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 3: making ants is interesting. 147 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 1: Fire ants. 148 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 2: I just found out they kind of crazy sea otters. 149 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 1: Okay, that was not on there, Capuchin monkeys that was 150 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 1: on there, Emperor penguins that was on there. That boons 151 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 1: that was on there. Charlie Kirk more like, more like 152 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 1: when you see stories like the dolphin, don't a little 153 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 1: part of you wish it was real? 154 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 2: I do. 155 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 1: Oh I'd kill for it to be real. 156 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 3: If only people knew the truth about what goes on 157 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 3: under the sea. That's because leave it or not, Joe, 158 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 3: the most UFOs have been spotted in your nuclear submarines 159 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 3: below nuclear submarines on sonar. 160 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 2: I always say, man, never mess with the ocean. Everything's 161 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 2: down there. 162 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:11,680 Speaker 3: Yeah. 163 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 1: Oh, you're not messing it up. You're not messing around, Ashley. 164 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: It already asked me to pay. 165 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 2: I told you that you gotta pay. 166 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: But it is now Rock canceled. I don't like Rock 167 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 1: anymore because. 168 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 2: I was like, wait a second, I can't ask you anything. 169 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 2: I have to pay. Absolutely not. I'll go back to Google. 170 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: Unbelievable. But one more time, we were talking about Gerald 171 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 1: the Dolphin. Allegedly a dolphin kidnapped a man in Lee County, 172 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: and uh wow, just look up Jerald the Dolphin. The 173 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 1: South Park episode pop up right away. 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