WEBVTT - Men Can't Share Soap! 

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<v Speaker 1>Our bachelor party was a ton of fun. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest moment of my life. It was the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>trip of my life. Thank you, thank you, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>to Jed. Thank you, thank you, thank you to Aaron.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't thank me for anything. Thank you, man. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for being you. It was a great weekend. One of

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<v Speaker 2>my best ever.

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<v Speaker 3>I was texting with Alyssa during the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And when you FaceTimed her Saturday, she sent me a screenshot.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, that's about right. That's what it looked like. That's

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<v Speaker 2>about right.

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<v Speaker 4>It was par for the course.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Yeah, you did a great job, buddy.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I, uh, and we're going to have, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to be one of those things where

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<v Speaker 1>we got to do a normal show.

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<v Speaker 3>So, uh, I know we've talked about it a lot today.

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<v Speaker 1>It will probably be like a, all right, one or

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<v Speaker 1>two topics per, per day moving forward. Cause there just

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<v Speaker 1>is a countless amount of things. Aaron came in though,

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<v Speaker 1>because Aaron, Aaron, the moment it happened, Aaron goes, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming in Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>I got it. I read Tuesday. I got a topic.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what he's about to bring up?

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<v Speaker 4>Is he going to bring up the toilet with me?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We'll have to figure that out later.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Even care about anything else right now.

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<v Speaker 3>What the heck? What do you want to bring up?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to say it in this way and

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<v Speaker 2>you'll know what I'm talking about. Bar of soap.

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<v Speaker 4>What about it? I offered it to you and you

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<v Speaker 4>didn't take it.

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<v Speaker 1>You were.

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<v Speaker 2>disappointed that i did not use your bar so we

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<v Speaker 2>were in.

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<v Speaker 1>An airbnb and i don't think any guy planned for

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that it's not a hotel so you don't

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<v Speaker 1>get soap at an airbnb.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh i didn't even think about that so we had.

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<v Speaker 6>Like no soap there's no just eight men no soap

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<v Speaker 6>in new orleans and jed's like i got a bar

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<v Speaker 6>of soap which who bars of soap in 2026.

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<v Speaker 4>I do because it actually cleaned it has grit in

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<v Speaker 4>it so it cleans off your skin.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's one candidate for who is still bar of

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<v Speaker 2>soap in 23 years.

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<v Speaker 4>I think there's a lot of people that are doing

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<v Speaker 4>bars of soap now with how much chemicals are in

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<v Speaker 4>the regular soap.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a lot to travel with bar of soap though.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you throw it away after?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>You put it back in the bag?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wet soap?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I have a little plastic bag that I carry

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<v Speaker 4>it around in. I don't think that's out of the question.

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<v Speaker 2>Why were you upset that I didn't use?

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<v Speaker 4>Because Aaron, I heard you from another room and you

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<v Speaker 4>were like, actually, I'll tell you why I'm upset, Aaron.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm upset because, and I don't know if you did this, Joe,

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<v Speaker 4>but I saw there was hand soap sitting in our, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>in our little cubby there in the shower.

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<v Speaker 2>I moved it in there. I had no soap.

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<v Speaker 4>So you washed your body with hand soap.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, weird for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Not like egregious when there's no soap.

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<v Speaker 4>Very egregious. It's not like he was using laundry detergent.

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<v Speaker 4>That would have been weird. No, I would have preferred that.

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<v Speaker 3>Take that back.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I use. It's a variation of soap. Would

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<v Speaker 2>you say what was weirder? No soap, just a shower

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<v Speaker 2>with nothing or trying to figure out with the tools

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<v Speaker 2>I have available?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you had a tool. I was Bob the freaking

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<v Speaker 4>builder when I bring a bar of soap and you

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<v Speaker 4>say no.

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<v Speaker 2>A bar of soap is extremely intimate, don't you think, guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like touching butt areas and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way that I could use someone else's soap.

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<v Speaker 1>I even feel bad when I use Alyssa's soap.

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<v Speaker 4>I do. Is it a bar?

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<v Speaker 2>We're disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a bar.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel bad about that.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>800-409-9393. Are you using someone else's soap? Now, granted, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad I use it. I still use it. But

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<v Speaker 1>if it was like my buddies, if it's Jads, I

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<v Speaker 1>love Jads. I don't think I can rub my body in.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going nad to nad.

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<v Speaker 3>At that point. We're touching balls. There were really no other.

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<v Speaker 4>Options at that point.

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<v Speaker 2>There was hand soap.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no thank you. I don't want to smell like

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<v Speaker 4>a hospital after I get out of the shower. It

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<v Speaker 4>could have been like me and Sean. I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>Sean and I used soap the whole weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is crazy work. I appreciate that you offered it.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew that somebody had to have a bottle of something.

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<v Speaker 2>And eventually I did get the bottle of shampoo, but yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not using your soap. Everyone said it right. Tip

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<v Speaker 2>to tip, all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, I can.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you wash your butt crack?

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<v Speaker 4>Of course.

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<v Speaker 3>So you want him to rub his body with your

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<v Speaker 3>butt crack?

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<v Speaker 4>Because, Joe, I want Aaron to smell nice, okay? And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying that he doesn't smell nice, but when

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<v Speaker 4>you're using the antibacterial soap that's meant for hospital nurses

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<v Speaker 4>and doctors, that's not necessarily the smell you want to be...

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<v Speaker 4>fumigating with.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey oh my man would you use someone else's bar

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<v Speaker 1>of soap.

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<v Speaker 5>No why listen it's just all right soap is soap

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<v Speaker 5>it's clean it can't get dirty because it's soap right there.

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<v Speaker 4>You go then there you just help me with my argument.

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<v Speaker 5>I just know it That it was in the nether

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<v Speaker 5>regions because I use the same soap you use, Dr. Sasquatch,

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<v Speaker 5>with the grit, most likely, right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>It's $ 8 a bar.

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<v Speaker 5>It's $ 8 a bar, so I understand why he brings

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<v Speaker 5>it with you. I'm not throwing it away, but soap

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<v Speaker 5>is soap and it can't get dirty, and it's a

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<v Speaker 5>bar of cleanliness. I mean, I think I have used

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<v Speaker 5>a soap in the past.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you wash your butt crack? Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>So your butt crack would be on whoever's got to

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<v Speaker 1>share it. If you use Jed's, his butt crack would

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<v Speaker 1>be on you.

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<v Speaker 4>But by Jules' theory, Joe, it's clean. Is it not?

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<v Speaker 2>It's clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Soap is soap.

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<v Speaker 3>It's clean.

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<v Speaker 4>But is your butt crack dirty before you wash it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but the soap gets cleaned afterwards when you rinse it

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<v Speaker 4>underneath the shower.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to use it.

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<v Speaker 4>I won't use it.

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<v Speaker 5>I have used somebody else's bar of soap in the past,

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<v Speaker 5>but I had no choice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Aaron had pretty much no choice.

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<v Speaker 6>I just think some of the things you can't share

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<v Speaker 6>with someone, and that might be in that category.

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<v Speaker 3>Cannot share that. I mean, what's my.

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<v Speaker 2>Friends bar of soap or hand soap, if you had

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<v Speaker 2>the option, knowing that you just think.

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<v Speaker 3>Hand soap, 10 times out of 10.

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<v Speaker 4>Hand soap all day in America.

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<v Speaker 3>It's still soap. It ain't the best, and it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Probably rough on the skin, but I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 5>hand soap before I go to that nut soap.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>Real quick. What is the difference between hand soap and

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<v Speaker 3>body soap?

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<v Speaker 1>At what point did we realize this is just big

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<v Speaker 1>soap trying to get the upper.

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<v Speaker 3>Hand on us? Honestly, though. They make a soap for everything.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all the same thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it not? No, no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no.

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<v Speaker 5>The lye content in, like, all right, the soap that

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<v Speaker 5>me and Jed use is cold pressed, and it's natural.

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of soaps are very high in lye and glycerin,

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<v Speaker 5>which is, like, rough.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you know all this about soap?

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<v Speaker 5>Because I deal with, I used to deal with hand

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<v Speaker 5>soap every day when, you know, we have hand wash stations.

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<v Speaker 5>So I deal with hand wash stations and have to

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<v Speaker 5>deal with soap. And it's like, why don't you use, like,

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<v Speaker 5>what you call it? Laundry detergent. Laundry detergent has so

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<v Speaker 5>much lye that, yeah.

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