Speaker 1: Okay, welcome back everybody. Here we are. We've got some weather.
Speaker 2: Coming in at this point.
Speaker 3: Looking at the latest data, narrow into a tighter corridor.
Speaker 3: I think it's maybe Twin Cities and south towards I
Speaker 3: ninety as kind of that that strip where the most
Speaker 3: intense thunderstorms look possible. Again, looking at the latest data coming.
Speaker 4: In between, where we get the really really nasty severe
Speaker 4: weather and maybe some stronger storms but not necessarily the
Speaker 4: elevated threat of hail in excess of two inches and
Speaker 4: the potential for maybe a couple of tornadoes as well
Speaker 4: as strong wind.
Speaker 5: Bad day for the driveway club, really really bad day
Speaker 5: if we're talking two inch hail?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 2: Are you in the driveway club?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 2: Guys, what's go Hold on, brilliant muss must it's your turn.
Speaker 1: By he's the spot, He's not.
Speaker 2: It's your turn.
Speaker 5: Can you before we go on to the news and
Speaker 5: talk about hailstorms and stuff like that, can you explain
Speaker 5: what happened when we did the Master's bet on?
Speaker 2: Were you? I was at Creeks ben and Spot Yep, yep.
Speaker 6: They don't have any Wi Fi or what well they
Speaker 6: do have Wi Fi, but I was not able to
Speaker 6: connect to it, and so I was trying to just
Speaker 6: like find bars and I started inside the jeep and
Speaker 6: then walked around. You guys got to see probably every
Speaker 6: inch of creeks ben because I couldn't I could not
Speaker 6: find a spot, and then I couldn't see in northern Alaska,
Speaker 6: I could see you guys. I never got to see
Speaker 6: the wheel spin because it would just freeze up.
Speaker 2: And then uh. And then it was I think Chris
Speaker 2: who wrote a very very strong.
Speaker 6: Message to me to make my pick, and so yeah,
Speaker 6: and I was gonna go with Justin Rose. Anyways, I
Speaker 6: had no idea who I watched. The first four picks
Speaker 6: I could see, I saw yours, Yeah, and that was it.
Speaker 6: And then all of a sudden, it was just freezing
Speaker 6: up and I was just trying to find any spot.
Speaker 5: Where have you gone back and watched it since? Go
Speaker 5: to Cafe dot com, slash watch, or just our YouTube
Speaker 5: channel listening to it. You can go back. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: about forty five to sixty seconds of you walking looking
Speaker 5: right into the camera.
Speaker 2: Ye. I was going, Moss, it's your turn, buddy.
Speaker 1: It looked like Blair Witch too, and you didn't flinch.
Speaker 2: And We're like can you not hear us?
Speaker 5: He's clearly looking at us, and we're all waving at
Speaker 5: you like it's your turn, musk double and then you just.
Speaker 2: Very casually and comfortably sit down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, get all situated, and then you're still just staring
Speaker 5: right into the phone.
Speaker 2: We're like, what is happening? Yep? Why could he not
Speaker 2: hear us?
Speaker 5: He's looking right ass and thankfully, like you just mentioned
Speaker 5: creesel it was quick on the draw and said.
Speaker 2: Way, it's your pick. I can't see on my camera.
Speaker 2: Then that was the best. Yeah, like log cabin, where
Speaker 2: is he? My guy almost won, almost actually blew it.
Speaker 6: Well, he didn't cost me any money, so yeah, that's
Speaker 6: good mister Rose.
Speaker 2: Yeah I could have won it, though, I know, I know,
Speaker 2: if you just played better. I just want Gordy to win,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 6: I just feel like, you know, yeah, I gotta feel
Speaker 6: bad for that. You know, he's sharkned us, that's what
Speaker 6: he knows too much about it.
Speaker 2: Well, what was six? Yeah? I could have taken one
Speaker 2: with us.
Speaker 8: I know I could have taken it, but we all
Speaker 8: could have taken him. Yeah, I was like the third.
Speaker 2: I was number eleven. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, getting your money back with the eleventh pick is
Speaker 5: a nice solid uh ROI you're fine.
Speaker 2: With that, yeah, Hawk, I wouldn't overthink it.
Speaker 9: I mean the thought at that point in time, only
Speaker 9: three people in the history of the Masters have won
Speaker 9: back to back, right.
Speaker 2: So odds are that he was not going to win
Speaker 2: another one. So we say, now in hindsight, it seems obvious.
Speaker 2: I'm just say.
Speaker 6: And the garage beers and the guars were fantastic. Yeah days,
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, housing smoking guards.
Speaker 1: Yep, you had some fish to look like.
Speaker 6: Yes, alligator gar fish in the world.
Speaker 1: Kaine can't believe they're real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a damn dinosaur.
Speaker 1: That is a damn dinosaur.
Speaker 10: This is KFE and News with Chris Hockey, presented by
Speaker 10: the Saint Paul Saints.
Speaker 1: That's right, the Saint Paul Saints.
Speaker 8: By the way, Tomorrow night is Dictionary Night at cchs Field.
Speaker 8: They're celebrating the book with the hardest language to learn?
Speaker 8: Which one the Dictionary?
Speaker 2: Oh? So English?
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 8: On the fifteenth of April on Wednesday, sometimes you need
Speaker 8: a cat to kick, let us be your cat.
Speaker 1: It's the Complain Game.
Speaker 8: And Thursday Thursday Thursday, featuring two dollars drafts and two
Speaker 8: for one cans of bush Light and Summit Logger.
Speaker 1: There you go. So lots of.
Speaker 8: Reasons to get through, including Friday night fireworks, power by
Speaker 8: Excel this Friday, lots of things going come on down
Speaker 8: at th CHSPU.
Speaker 6: I got a buddy that loved the Dictionary, and he'd
Speaker 6: invite you to come over to his house, sit at
Speaker 6: his drive away and lawn chair, drink, sit on his
Speaker 6: driveway's interested driffery club, got weird drink beers, and then
Speaker 6: he would just open up the Dictionary and like he
Speaker 6: just loved the challenge of knowing what the world bent
Speaker 6: and everything like that. Yeah Hines, Yeah, Johnny Hines would
Speaker 6: do that all the time.
Speaker 2: And he'd be like, come on over. I'm like, you're
Speaker 2: not coming over to hang out and go through the Dictionary.
Speaker 2: A weirdo. I like beer you that much. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: think he still does it too well, weirdo he does.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 5: Dictionary dot Com has a word of the day, right,
Speaker 5: word of the day every day.
Speaker 2: How about uh we kind of do what really matters.
Speaker 5: Hawk you do a news story, I'll do a past
Speaker 5: Dictionary dot com word of the day.
Speaker 2: And Sauce gives his best attempt at the definition.
Speaker 1: Uh the uh.
Speaker 8: With the Artemist two crew back from their flight around
Speaker 8: the Moon, it'll soon be time for the Artemis three
Speaker 8: crew to step up. NASA Administrator Jared Isacman set over
Speaker 8: the weekend that the next crew will be announced soon.
Speaker 8: Set for a twenty twenty seven launch, the Artemist three
Speaker 8: crew will head into space to test docking with a
Speaker 8: commercial spacecraft. The data collected from Artemis two will be
Speaker 8: used two craft Artemists three's mission.
Speaker 6: God, when they opened up that hatchet must have had
Speaker 6: some good funk in there.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, and they had all those toilet shrubs yep, yeah,
Speaker 9: it is hot sauce.
Speaker 5: What is the dictionary dot com definition for the word terradiddle.
Speaker 2: T A r A d I D d l E
Speaker 2: terra diddle.
Speaker 1: That they said terror no going back in.
Speaker 2: Time and did the drawing mountains. It's not a bad
Speaker 2: gas kind of break up the word a little bit, Yeah,
Speaker 2: wouldn't it be? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: It is a that's a small lie or fib for example,
Speaker 5: like sauce that was a pretty decent guess that's a
Speaker 5: terror fyl that was a terror Tara diddle. There we go,
Speaker 5: tarra diddle, use that in a sentence. Put some time
Speaker 5: between now and the end of this segment. Use that
Speaker 5: in the sentence correctly. Okay, hawk back to you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I made love to she held a knife to
Speaker 8: me throughout the whole time.
Speaker 2: It was a terror diddle, you were in though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not. I scared. I was scared. I like
Speaker 1: being scared.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Some of full time American workers say artificial intelligence has
Speaker 1: taken over parts of their job.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 8: The survey from epic AI and IPSOS found that twenty
Speaker 8: percent of twenty percent said AI is doing things they
Speaker 8: used to do themselves. About fifty percent of AI has created
Speaker 8: new tasks for them that they wouldn't have done otherwise.
Speaker 2: Any thoughts, that's sweet? Hey, I does most of mine, Joe.
Speaker 9: We're all human, a test, you all parents human?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're tared diddling right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is human?
Speaker 2: That's what I was asking you.
Speaker 5: What is the dictionary dot com definition? For March twenty second,
Speaker 5: The word of the day was puckish p u c
Speaker 5: k I s h puckish.
Speaker 6: Um?
Speaker 2: Is that like a fast moving object?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thanks? Tell me why so using a sentence the way
Speaker 2: that you just I just.
Speaker 7: Saw that bird go by? Was that a puckish? Now
Speaker 7: it's a non Is that hey? Puckish? Puckish means mischievous.
Speaker 2: Oh so Hawk likes his lady puckish?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, I like Milady puck.
Speaker 2: I think you're doing great. Let me that's a terra okay,
Speaker 2: real question, A real question.
Speaker 9: Was Puck from the real world named because of the
Speaker 9: word puckish?
Speaker 5: My guess is he's named after Shakespeare, although well, well
Speaker 5: that was a nickname though, right, his real name is David.
Speaker 5: How do I know that his name was David Rainey?
Speaker 5: By the way, David puck Rainey. You need help, I
Speaker 5: need help.
Speaker 2: But was you think?
Speaker 9: Do you think because he was mischievous and somebody was
Speaker 9: like fancy pantsy knew that one?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 5: Or maybe again, maybe it was a Midsummer's night dream
Speaker 5: bit or whatever. I have no idea it's a it's
Speaker 5: a Shakespeare bit, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Or maybe he liked hockey. I don't know.
Speaker 5: He was a bike messenger. I don't know what he
Speaker 5: was into. Back to Chris, it's my turn. Taxes are
Speaker 5: due this week.
Speaker 2: Oh great.
Speaker 8: The deadline to file is Wednesday, the fifteenth. But if
Speaker 8: you haven't even started or are done yet. There's still hope.
Speaker 8: If you're in a crunch, you need to file for
Speaker 8: an extension. The key thing is to keep in mind
Speaker 8: the uh. You have to file your extension by April fifteen,
Speaker 8: So get it done.
Speaker 2: Pay the taxes, sauce.
Speaker 5: On March nineteenth, the dictionary dot Com word of the
Speaker 5: day was in communicado.
Speaker 2: Is that the say it again in communicado? Is that?
Speaker 2: Like in a goada davida? What do you mean?
Speaker 7: Like they're in the garden of Eden, Like you're in
Speaker 7: a communicado. So you're doing Ricky Martin, I agree if.
Speaker 5: You say, if I say, like Ben's going to be
Speaker 5: in communicado, yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 7: Uh, he's going to be under surveillance? No, oh, corym
Speaker 7: he knows.
Speaker 1: You're pretending you know.
Speaker 2: No, I do not know you do you do?
Speaker 1: Like I refuse to believe you don't know this one?
Speaker 7: Say it again in communicado like he's in communication with
Speaker 7: an avocado.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not smart. What the hell you're
Speaker 2: talking about? Just muss On Wednesday in Communicado.
Speaker 5: He was let me saw media, let me try this one.
Speaker 5: Let's say Ben and Heath Farwall go hiking.
Speaker 2: Up the mountains. Yeah, and they draw mountains, they tear
Speaker 2: a diddle.
Speaker 5: Let's say they're they're up in the mountains though, Heath
Speaker 5: and Ben for like a couple of weeks, and I say,
Speaker 5: Ben and Heath are going to be in communicado.
Speaker 7: There can't commute or can't speak or like communicate with
Speaker 7: people exactly.
Speaker 5: Basically, you're not in communication, incapable of being.
Speaker 1: Exactly why they went to broke Back Mountain.
Speaker 2: Nobody will ever know. Ben, I just got a text
Speaker 2: from a t Olsen. Prove it.
Speaker 11: Okay, prove one part that they were up in the mountains. Okay,
Speaker 11: got it? Okay, Sorry, Sorry, are you guys doing that again?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Probably not. I'd love to, but probably not.
Speaker 1: It's too busy.
Speaker 2: It's too busy coaching and whatnot. Yeah, back to Chris.
Speaker 1: One more news story.
Speaker 8: Three suspects are in custody in California and accused of
Speaker 8: stealing about a million dollars worth of Lego products and
Speaker 8: Fort Worth. Kerrent County deputies pulled over two suspicious box
Speaker 8: trucks in Mojave on Wednesday. Investigators determined that the two
Speaker 8: truckloads of Lego sets had been stolen while passing through
Speaker 8: Fort Worth. Deputies recovered the stolen goods and arrested the
Speaker 8: three men on the trucks. They're charged with possession of
Speaker 8: a stolen vehicle, cargo theft, and conspiracy. I wouldn't think
Speaker 8: of that a million dollars worth of Legos would need
Speaker 8: three trucks, but I guess it does a lot of.
Speaker 2: Little pieces there. Yeah, man, Legos are worth a ton.
Speaker 5: In fact, I have a home alone set from a
Speaker 5: couple of years ago I bought. I bought just to
Speaker 5: invest because it just fay skyrocket.
Speaker 2: So I paid two hundred ninety nine dollars for it.
Speaker 2: Like what two or three years you.
Speaker 5: Did not construct set, just as an investment, so pay for.
Speaker 2: Worth today? Same? So I broke even.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not bad out one more just because this is
Speaker 5: really good and I didn't know the meaning of this word.
Speaker 2: This is fascinating. I still want you to guess, just
Speaker 2: because I think this is gonna be funny.
Speaker 5: March ninth of twenty twenty sixth, the Dictionary dot Com
Speaker 5: ord of the day was muzz m u.
Speaker 2: Z z must with a buzz.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh God. Last Wednesday, muzz was on the stream yard.
Speaker 1: Oh no, muss isn't here, muzzes no muzz.
Speaker 7: Finally Friday man, finally Friday with muzz.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, god, you can smell muzz when you.
Speaker 5: Take a shot, though I wouldn't have known. Does anybody know?
Speaker 5: To everybody? Guess just money use if I if I
Speaker 5: said something to do with a muzzle, it'll give it away. No, okay,
Speaker 5: if I use in a sense, it'll give it away the.
Speaker 8: Word like hayes or something like that, Like, isn't it
Speaker 8: something to do with foguz?
Speaker 2: No? Ok how about to silence? Yeah, like trench No
Speaker 2: what uh No?
Speaker 5: This one's tough. To muzz someone is to confuse or
Speaker 5: bewilder them. So the example is the professor's complex explanation
Speaker 5: of quantum physics started to muzz the students.
Speaker 2: I'm muzzed a lot. We got to use that more.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta set a saying I'm totally confused.
Speaker 2: You're muzzing me up. Yeah, you're muzzing the hell out
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 1: You have some muzz on your mustache sauce.
Speaker 2: Are you muzzed right now?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I feel like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you muss or muzz which one you.
Speaker 2: Must now, but you know, probably tonight maybe must.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you can get muzzed on Saturday. Has Flop, sweat
Speaker 10: and tears is back, you hope sent him a grill
Speaker 10: with the con Man, Meat Sauce and Larry Mundela Guy
Speaker 10: and heading to break here. Tickets are available at sendemagirl
Speaker 10: dot com.
Speaker 2: But caller number.
Speaker 10: Eight, well, win a pair of tickets right now.
Speaker 2: You're muzzed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sauce, I'm I'm considering going on Saturday. That's a
Speaker 5: terra diddle. You got it, man, You're locked on man,
Speaker 5: get it, Saucy do sports after this Power to Money
Speaker 5: Joe on.
Speaker 7: The Van.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: All right, here we are.
Speaker 1: Time for some sporty sports. But Me's house, Paul Lambert.
Speaker 2: It's time for fan five on the Power Trip.
Speaker 7: Rory McElroy won his second straight Masters. He's the fourth
Speaker 7: person to do it, Jack, Nick Faldo and Tiger the
Speaker 7: other three to win the Masters twice. He beat a
Speaker 7: field with the score of twelve under. The next major
Speaker 7: is the PGA Championship about a month from today.
Speaker 2: Back to back years.
Speaker 6: That's incredible, obviously, with just three prior to this being
Speaker 6: able to do so, But it was just he's so
Speaker 6: damn good and he could tell seventeen years, wasn't it.
Speaker 7: He played seventeen different times. I think actually won the
Speaker 7: green jacket and he missed the cut a couple of
Speaker 7: years ago.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, so we go all that time and then now, yeah,
Speaker 6: monkey's off his back and he was playing ground.
Speaker 5: He is now one of fifteen golfers all time that
Speaker 5: have won six or more majors, right, yeah, two of them?
Speaker 8: Yes, doctor Jing Jang Jingle June has one.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was my name too, anyone else yep?
Speaker 1: And Terrence Bailly the fifth.
Speaker 2: Wow, you nailed it, TB five. Check this out.
Speaker 5: So let me quickly go through these fifteen. You guys
Speaker 5: tell me whether you think Rory is better than them? Okay,
Speaker 5: so let's just see where he ranks all time? Sure, okay,
Speaker 5: is Rory better than Jack Nicholas?
Speaker 2: No? I mean one four Golden Bear eighteen. We're talking
Speaker 2: about majors. Yeah, sorry, he's majors. He's won four masters,
Speaker 2: I think four or five.
Speaker 6: No, he's one six, the age forty six Yeah, no,
Speaker 6: the Bears.
Speaker 5: Tiger No, no, no, something called Walter Hagen from nineteen
Speaker 5: fourteen to nineteen twenty nine one eleven majors work for
Speaker 5: the Vikings. Yeah, yes, take y right, I take Larry.
Speaker 5: My guess is Rory's game would translate and if he
Speaker 5: went back to nineteen fourteen, he would crush.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Hagen was dominant back then.
Speaker 5: Sure, so yeah, it's it's the oldest debate ever, right,
Speaker 5: when we're talking different generations. It's what playing again, right,
Speaker 5: what that guy would do with today's modern technology and training?
Speaker 2: And who knows it?
Speaker 5: But whatever, Ben Hogan, No, no, don't think so, Gary Player, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: player has nine majors. Tom Watson, yes, yeah, something called this.
Speaker 5: Harry Varden from eighteen ninety six through nineteen fourteen won seven.
Speaker 2: Well, I take Rory like teather balls.
Speaker 5: Bobby Jones has seven. No, what wasn't Bobby's better than?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 2: Bobby Jones? And was he the guy that was only
Speaker 2: an amateur?
Speaker 12: He?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he retired very early in age and then became
Speaker 6: a lawyer, and then he is the guy.
Speaker 2: Who designed the Masters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Gene sarah'son Hawk's favorite golfer.
Speaker 7: Okay, Sam Snead Uh, Sammy sneed.
Speaker 5: Was again it's so hard? Yeah, forty two to fifty
Speaker 5: forty one? Seven He probably hits more.
Speaker 2: Like Rory as far as like power. Both of those
Speaker 2: guys could really clap with the ball.
Speaker 5: Arnold Palmer No also won seven Lee Trevino, Yes, I did,
Speaker 5: Rory Nick Faldough Yeah, and Film That Goes In followed awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So, but I guess my point is if I unless
Speaker 5: there's a name underneath Rory that you think is freakishly good.
Speaker 5: He's in the top ten golfers and of all times,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, sure, yeah right, he's somewhere in that five
Speaker 5: to ten range, five to ten and.
Speaker 2: He's what thirty seven? So man by the end of
Speaker 2: his career he is thirty six, turns thirty seven next month. Yeah,
Speaker 2: hey must I didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Complete apropos, nothing, But I have a question for later
Speaker 1: in the show. Do you still use wet wipes on
Speaker 1: your butt?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I get you.
Speaker 1: Got to remind me to tell you the story I coming.
Speaker 6: Oh do you have a tragic Well it's not good
Speaker 6: for you, Stuart for him?
Speaker 2: Is it bad for my bh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait what you need to stop you some
Speaker 1: wet wipes?
Speaker 8: Start?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you want?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I kind of want to know now because I
Speaker 2: got to kind of go. So let me know, well
Speaker 2: hang on and hang on it. Who whoa whoa whoa
Speaker 2: whoa whoa whoa? Does that mean you have them with you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta travel with you wipes. You traveled wipes?
Speaker 2: You damn right here. You just never know you have
Speaker 2: wipes with you at all times. Yeah, and if it's
Speaker 2: not your toilet, who cares?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: You don't flush them down the toilet? What do you
Speaker 2: put them? What do you do again?
Speaker 7: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: There's a lot of people saying a lot of weird
Speaker 5: things right now. Hey, you travel with wipes and you don't.
Speaker 5: If you do use wie you you're not supposed.
Speaker 1: To at all that I know.
Speaker 2: But I figured even the flushable ones you cannot flush.
Speaker 2: But what do you again to where do you do
Speaker 2: with them?
Speaker 9: Then you just us just go into us and uh,
Speaker 9: we have trash cans have lids on them.
Speaker 2: I live weird. Yeah, clean, you're just stirring pooh in
Speaker 2: your house. Dude, the day? What good day for you?
Speaker 2: What just happened? What day or day?
Speaker 5: Day?
Speaker 1: Said Big Game?
Speaker 2: I thought the game. I'm like, oh, you just talk, Zach.
Speaker 2: You don't have to announce yourself your name is your
Speaker 2: buzzard the one I just thought he said the gay
Speaker 2: as loud as possible as.
Speaker 12: The gay. Okay, as you were, no again, but maybe
Speaker 12: beday is the answer. That is the answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not long. That's probably the answer.
Speaker 7: Nobody.
Speaker 2: You don't have them when you're like traveling or going. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't have him here.
Speaker 5: The iHeart the day does not exact billion dollar idea
Speaker 5: traveling beday.
Speaker 1: I heart, but we don't have a beday.
Speaker 2: Listen, ladies, gentlemen, even tuesday.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 8: This is from the owner of Bespoke Surgical. He's an
Speaker 8: anis doct Okay.
Speaker 6: Well, we always say you can't complain about as if
Speaker 6: you decide to become a proctologist.
Speaker 2: That's right, you chose the job.
Speaker 8: The best technique, the preferred method of wiping is not
Speaker 8: wiping at all. When you're looking at someone's anus to
Speaker 8: the left end.
Speaker 2: That was a weird. When you're looking at somebody's anus
Speaker 2: to the.
Speaker 8: Left and to the right are wrinkles. Because your buttole
Speaker 8: is like an accordion. It opens and it closes the
Speaker 8: front and the back towards the and the or towards
Speaker 8: the back the tailbone. There is no wrinkled skin. It's
Speaker 8: very thin skin. And when we wipe, if you wipe
Speaker 8: front the back, it's thin skin, and people wipe some
Speaker 8: damn much.
Speaker 1: That happens over time. People tear there anus skin.
Speaker 2: Back to front like Tommy.
Speaker 8: So I'm saying, still the same then skin. Instead of wiping,
Speaker 8: gold Stein suggested cleaning the area without toilet paper. I'm
Speaker 8: a huge bidet fan, he said. He said, because it
Speaker 8: can't thoroughly wash the anus without harming it. He also
Speaker 8: recommended a quick shower or rents. If you don't own
Speaker 8: a today run outside of the garden hose. You always
Speaker 8: want to make sure you dry yourself though, because moisture
Speaker 8: in the anus is bad.
Speaker 9: This is one of the reasons you can't wipe and
Speaker 9: then you have to fully fully dry.
Speaker 1: Check this out, dudes.
Speaker 8: So, I don't know why it became Peewee's friend there
Speaker 8: for a moment. He's a righteous dude. This is one
Speaker 8: of the reasons why he is firmly anti wet wipes.
Speaker 8: They are so terrible, not only for the environment but
Speaker 8: for your anus. There's so many companies out there throwing
Speaker 8: wipes and you know, selling wipes, and I think they
Speaker 8: should all be banned. I see nine people a week
Speaker 8: in my surgical office, and I would say one third
Speaker 8: of all the people coming in are from wet wipe
Speaker 8: induced issues, like.
Speaker 6: What where's the tread off?
Speaker 8: That's because using them can change the microbiome of your butthole.
Speaker 1: Think about it.
Speaker 8: We have good bacteria, we have bad bacteria, but they
Speaker 8: are in homeostasis, they are in equilibrium. Wet wipes take
Speaker 8: care of that in a really bad way. I see
Speaker 8: ridiculous dermatitis in my patients, bacterial infections, sick. Now that
Speaker 8: you've messed up your microbiome, your butthole is going crazy.
Speaker 2: Anybody else feel muzzed right now?
Speaker 8: Yeah, if you're going to wipe using toilet paper, he
Speaker 8: recommended that U blot, but but.
Speaker 2: But so five blots good?
Speaker 1: Six bad?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 8: Bo bad blood blot and then you should do so.
Speaker 8: By by the way, and I am a proponent of this,
Speaker 8: and I've been made fun of on this show for
Speaker 8: this standing.
Speaker 1: You should wipe your butt?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: No, you're standing yes into this guy, and you guys have.
Speaker 2: Never believed me. No, stand because I have short arm.
Speaker 1: I can tell you why. I can tell you why
Speaker 1: do you want to know the same distance.
Speaker 8: I can tell you why, because when you're squatting, all
Speaker 8: the blood is rushing to your butthole.
Speaker 1: Okay, so your nerves, your blood vessels down there are
Speaker 1: much more exposed.
Speaker 8: When you stand up, the blood starts to redistribute to
Speaker 8: the rest of your body, and your anus is not
Speaker 8: so puckered.
Speaker 2: He's not wrong. Do you do like a little white
Speaker 2: march when you're sitting there in this tall or not?
Speaker 1: I stand up? I blot, blot, blot blood. No, you don't.
Speaker 2: How can you blot when you're standing up?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean?
Speaker 2: How together? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Well you probably those sons of bitches of bart Gt
Speaker 8: two hands with what no.
Speaker 2: Hands? His ass rock solid? Is your butt? Ben? Calm down?
Speaker 2: You're standing up.
Speaker 9: You're squeezing the accordion at that point, the exactly muscle
Speaker 9: so you doing with a mess surgeon, it's messy? Or
Speaker 9: if you stand up? God, yeah, it's a limit the
Speaker 9: amount of surface contact.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you didn't stand up anyway? What exactly right?
Speaker 1: I've been so.
Speaker 2: Thoroughly critical happening? What do you it's just a lean?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: You just yeah, yeah, just pop a hip from no
Speaker 2: chance you get anything doing that? What you get all
Speaker 2: of it? He's right, you get all of it.
Speaker 8: You stand up, you let the blood text you you're
Speaker 8: you're you're bla, you're blood, and you toss and then
Speaker 8: you get in the shower.
Speaker 2: Jeez, well wait, wait a minute, zacho.
Speaker 9: You say you live and die by the bidet, So
Speaker 9: then how can you stand up and use your bidet everywhere?
Speaker 10: And as I've said in the past, the first thing
Speaker 10: I do when I do leave is I missed my bidet.
Speaker 9: Okay, So if the bidet was if if the standing
Speaker 9: technique was so great, they'd make a standing bedet.
Speaker 2: You don't need to wipe when you get the bidet.
Speaker 2: You just need to drive. Well, yeah, drive. That's a wipe,
Speaker 2: isn't it. And you're good? See you?
Speaker 1: Why do you stand up?
Speaker 8: The blood starts to leave when you stand up, the
Speaker 8: mechanism starts to go back to normal. There are some
Speaker 8: people that it's harder to wipe when they're standing. They
Speaker 8: don't feel like they're getting the full hole.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 9: But the other thing I don't understand podcast the full hole.
Speaker 8: But we don't need to go up all up in there.
Speaker 8: If you're going up all up in there. You need
Speaker 8: to go back to fixing your diet because you need
Speaker 8: five and some pretty and probiotics. If you really got
Speaker 8: to get up in there to clean that aims.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 9: So I told who's who's using anti bacterial wipes?
Speaker 1: I think they all are?
Speaker 2: No, they aren't. They're just they're just like they're not.
Speaker 2: They're not they're not anti bacterial, they're just.
Speaker 1: Clean on bacterial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they used the pro bacterial.
Speaker 9: Nobody's using using like the wet wipes that the sanitizing
Speaker 9: wipes that you have for your hands and your kiddos.
Speaker 2: I use the chlorox.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 9: The thing is, I'm afraid people are using stuff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 9: always open it makes accordion sound.
Speaker 1: Then scanned buttholes.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm just I guess I'm a weirdo because when
Speaker 5: I go to the bathroom, I a c slater the
Speaker 5: toilet and don't wipe at all, and I just get
Speaker 5: up and go.
Speaker 2: Really, isn't that what everybody does? Stand up to wipe.
Speaker 8: I don't believe you don't. I can't believe you don't.
Speaker 8: There's too myself. I just started to sit down. I
Speaker 8: pe first of all that surprised.
Speaker 1: You wipe it all s all.
Speaker 2: Points wrong?
Speaker 8: No, no, but I have two things I've been roundly
Speaker 8: criticized on the show about. One was wiping my butt
Speaker 8: standing up. I've been not retuvenated. What's the word backed up?
Speaker 2: What's vindicated?
Speaker 1: Indicated?
Speaker 8: I've been vindicated, and the other one is And the
Speaker 8: other is using wash rags when I shower. You guys
Speaker 8: that don't washrags are filth.
Speaker 6: They give them so you got your hands to work.
Speaker 1: You don't need them. No, that's discussed.
Speaker 7: That's for your face, yea, and the shower you sit
Speaker 7: down to peeh.
Speaker 8: No, that's disgusting too far. Uses that loof over and
Speaker 8: over over again. That's why he's sick.
Speaker 2: Right now, You are correct. The washrag is fine if
Speaker 2: you're just gonna use it one and done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, like throw it away.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'll bring it out and leave it in your walk.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2: He's using brand new wash cloth every Okay. I've never
Speaker 2: used the ones in.
Speaker 1: The fine on the shower once a day.
Speaker 2: I never used the ones dam right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 8: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you on that.
Speaker 8: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: As almost you're scrubbing your face before your.
Speaker 8: A oh yeah a last yeah, trust me, you never
Speaker 8: I'll tell you what you talk about. Two bloodshed eyes.
Speaker 8: You forget, you don't go a first My accordion hurts.
Speaker 2: Washrag got him again? Yeah, but man can play Lady
Speaker 2: of Spain. Brilliant.
Speaker 5: That was sports that that segment went a different direction.
Speaker 2: I think we talked briefly about golf. Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 2: was important.
Speaker 5: We have very little Vikings news, so why don't we
Speaker 5: just do more sports and if we want them, mixing
Speaker 5: Bikings the draft, man, Yeah, tough.
Speaker 2: More of the power to wanting to After this on the.
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Speaker 8: Thanks redco any uh, anything change as far as your
Speaker 8: thoughts on the NFL Draft over the weekend, Ben anything
Speaker 8: news come in anything?
Speaker 9: I mean the biggest, the biggest news in the last
Speaker 9: twenty four hours was the news about Ruben Baying, the
Speaker 9: the edge rusher out of Miami. How uh a year
Speaker 9: ago he was involved in an accident that ended up
Speaker 9: killing somebody. And so you know a lot of people
Speaker 9: onliners like this is not breaking news. You know, there
Speaker 9: are some outlets that are trying to make it seem like, oh,
Speaker 9: this is like this is like the bong mask wearing
Speaker 9: things situation where he's going to drop in the draft
Speaker 9: boards and everybody's like, no, this has been known for
Speaker 9: months and months and months, and all these teams have
Speaker 9: run their research on it, and they even that.
Speaker 2: Think and saush, you can probably back this up.
Speaker 9: I think I even think the victim's family is saying like, hey,
Speaker 9: this is not something that we want brought up again,
Speaker 9: like we just want to move on.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I don't know that part, but yeah, this is something
Speaker 7: that isn't like brand new right where these people are
Speaker 7: just finding out or you see stories that are leaked
Speaker 7: on purpose to get some of these guys to fall
Speaker 7: down the draft board.
Speaker 2: This has been known for yeah, and this is that.
Speaker 9: And this is where like I think, it's just it's
Speaker 9: you've got to be a real big, a whole sinister
Speaker 9: person to take the livelihoods of these guys and like
Speaker 9: make it your your intent to make them a not
Speaker 9: only just lose millions of dollars, but to crush these
Speaker 9: guys is like their reputations like what are you doing?
Speaker 9: This is this isn't in the NFL draft. This isn't
Speaker 9: like these aren't public office people. This is not like
Speaker 9: somebody that you know is going to be you know,
Speaker 9: teaching your kids or something. You know, like this is
Speaker 9: just sports and people want to just flame people and
Speaker 9: bring them down the aft boards and like kind of
Speaker 9: ruined their lives in a way.
Speaker 2: It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 7: A Yeah, it's weird here because it happens like all
Speaker 7: the time, all the time, all the time, and it
Speaker 7: benefits some teams, like when the gas mask guy was
Speaker 7: going to be the number and overall pick and then
Speaker 7: what do he fall to Miami at like fourteen or fifteen?
Speaker 7: And it benefited them? But yeah, that was wasn't that
Speaker 7: like his stepdad? A lot of people think, yeah, mussus,
Speaker 7: they didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Yeahs there. Yeah, hate it.
Speaker 9: Other than that, I don't think I don't think there's
Speaker 9: anything really to talk about it. I think everyone's just
Speaker 9: kind of everybody's just picking apart the Dylan Theeneman thing
Speaker 9: you're there before against and you know, it's becoming unfortunates,
Speaker 9: becoming like a very unsexy pick. At this point in time,
Speaker 9: It's fine because everybody is everybody's mocked him to the
Speaker 9: vikings for the last two months, so there's really there's
Speaker 9: no new angles to look at this thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, Will there be a lot of moves?
Speaker 6: Do you think a lot of trades and stuff like
Speaker 6: that in this particular draft, because it kind of seems
Speaker 6: like everything just seems like there's no like big steam about. Okay,
Speaker 6: these guys are gonna probably jump up because they definitely
Speaker 6: want to get this guy or whatever. But then again,
Speaker 6: you know, I don't know how close I'm actually pay
Speaker 6: paying attention.
Speaker 9: Well, the thing is, it's you know, it takes two
Speaker 9: to tango. So I think that there's going to be
Speaker 9: a lot of attempted moves to go down the draft boards,
Speaker 9: but you have to have somebody that's willing to go up.
Speaker 9: And it doesn't sound like there are a lot of
Speaker 9: teams out there that are like really willing to sacrifice
Speaker 9: next year's draft picks.
Speaker 2: Because next year's draft is potentially.
Speaker 9: One of the strongest quarterback drafts in a long time,
Speaker 9: and there might be what I think the latest podcast
Speaker 9: I was listening to, there might be twelve quarterbacks drafted
Speaker 9: next year, and you know, because of the way the
Speaker 9: first round works out on how these guys get rated.
Speaker 9: Potentially five to six first rounders, and it could be
Speaker 9: more than that, but I think everybody is kind of
Speaker 9: sort of levered themselves and keep in equity for next year.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is true or not. Maybe
Speaker 2: somebody can quickly look this up.
Speaker 5: But remember how like a week or two ago, we
Speaker 5: were talking about how the NFL was thinking about extending
Speaker 5: the window of trade to five years instead of three. Right,
Speaker 5: you could trade picks all the way out five years
Speaker 5: in stead of three. It's seven in the NBA's three
Speaker 5: in the NFL.
Speaker 2: And one of.
Speaker 5: The theories about that was that this new generation of
Speaker 5: gms is younger, more analytical, and they want a wheeling deal.
Speaker 5: And you wonder if that's the case. You could say, like, well,
Speaker 5: this is not a draft where there's a lot of
Speaker 5: value to wheeling deal. But I wonder if a younger
Speaker 5: generation of GMS just thinks it's super lame.
Speaker 2: To just stay at the pick that you're given.
Speaker 5: Right, that you have to show that you are capable
Speaker 5: of wheeling and dealing, that.
Speaker 2: That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to wheel
Speaker 2: and deal.
Speaker 5: You're not just going to stay put all seven rounds
Speaker 5: and go, this is the picks that we have where yeah,
Speaker 5: these guys are aggressive.
Speaker 9: But doesn't that doesn't that just sort of minimize because
Speaker 9: that's that's the way I feel now. I'm probably the
Speaker 9: bad person to talk about the NBA because I just
Speaker 9: don't I don't, you know, necessarily get it. I think
Speaker 9: there's a lot of issues with the NBA, and I
Speaker 9: don't follow up that closely.
Speaker 2: But when you hear trade happens in the NBA and like.
Speaker 9: Oh, they traded a future draft pick in twenty thirty one,
Speaker 9: You're like, okay, what who cares?
Speaker 2: And that was the point guard they traded for, you know,
Speaker 2: Wolves did.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a lot of like, oh who cares about that?
Speaker 9: Like it doesn't carry a lot of weight, and I
Speaker 9: think it minimizes and diminishes the whole idea of trades.
Speaker 9: It just becomes sort of flip it and like not
Speaker 9: not like.
Speaker 2: All that important.
Speaker 9: I think if you increase from three to five, be
Speaker 9: it eventually becomes that. Maybe not in year one, but
Speaker 9: eventually as it becomes a tool. It's like, oh, well,
Speaker 9: the Vikings traded you know, their draft pick five years
Speaker 9: from now, you're like, okay, I guess and then like, yeah,
Speaker 9: there's there's just no accountability with that, with that, with
Speaker 9: the current GM or even with the future gear like point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I hope.
Speaker 9: They keep it at three because it means that there's
Speaker 9: more weight, there's more strategy to it it.
Speaker 2: I think it it.
Speaker 9: Like incentivizes you to actually like want to stick around
Speaker 9: and do your job, versus like, well, I'm not going
Speaker 9: to be GM in five five years, so let's just
Speaker 9: like have that guy deal with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, future me's got a lot of bills to pay.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, but current you, Hey, he's happy as hell
Speaker 8: that got stuff.
Speaker 2: He's putting them off.
Speaker 9: But who really When when you look at an NBA
Speaker 9: trade they say, oh they traded their first round pick
Speaker 9: in twenty thirty two, You're like.
Speaker 2: What what, Why would I do that? Right? Nobody does?
Speaker 2: Nobody doesn't. They're like, oh, okay.
Speaker 5: The other difference, though, is is and this is not hindsight.
Speaker 5: I said this during the Rudy trade the week that
Speaker 5: it happened, is the drafts are just so different between
Speaker 5: NFL and NBA.
Speaker 2: The back half of the first round of the NBA
Speaker 2: is an absolute crap shoot.
Speaker 5: So, like we said when the Rudy trade went down,
Speaker 5: if you are as good as the Wolves have been
Speaker 5: and all of these picks that we're going to send
Speaker 5: out for Rudy, you're going to be in the twenties.
Speaker 2: Who cares? Correct? I mean, it's just it's you're really
Speaker 2: not given that much up.
Speaker 5: The disaster is if it falls apart and you have
Speaker 5: like let's say you had Ant and Rudy and randall
Speaker 5: get hurt and all of a sudden, now you have
Speaker 5: like a twenty win team and now you just sent
Speaker 5: out a pick that's not protected, and now you're giving
Speaker 5: up like a top ten or now you're in trouble.
Speaker 5: But if you're in the twenties in the NBA, who cares?
Speaker 5: Consistent first rounders in the NFL matter, right, Picks eighteen
Speaker 5: through thirty two can be super valuable.
Speaker 2: That's not not the case in the NBA. Almost ever.
Speaker 2: You got to get really lucky, really lucky, and somebody
Speaker 2: could throw a name and go, well, so and so
Speaker 2: was I know, I know, it's yeah, dust, these are humans.
Speaker 2: It's just super unlike.
Speaker 9: Let me just say this to put a cap on
Speaker 9: this whole thing. Whatever the NBA is doing. From that
Speaker 9: sort of perspective, I think the NFL should just not follow.
Speaker 2: Suits fair enough now, Wilsa. Let the NBA do their thing.
Speaker 9: Is if if you want to, if you want to
Speaker 9: have a global presence like the NBA, great financial that's
Speaker 9: if that's your goal. That's kind of where we're going.
Speaker 9: When it comes to the mechanics of how it's operated. NFL,
Speaker 9: you're kind of crushing doing your thing. Why don't you
Speaker 9: just let the NBA do their thing.
Speaker 5: And even if you only extended three years, which it
Speaker 5: currently is, that's a lot of picks available to still trade.
Speaker 5: I mean in an average draft, that's still twenty one
Speaker 5: picks right over three years.
Speaker 2: Wheeling deal all you want?
Speaker 7: Yeah, plenty, well said, let's move right, let's let's let's
Speaker 7: trade up, trade down. The team I would watch next
Speaker 7: Thursday is the Dallas Cowboys. They have twenty and twelve yeah, yeah, yep,
Speaker 7: and they love doing it. Jerry loves doing it, because
Speaker 7: then Jerry's talked about he loves it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you what, he loves doing it. Yeah, I'm sorry
Speaker 2: what I'm not doing my best today? Sorry about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it was.
Speaker 2: There wasn't a shot at you at all. I know,
Speaker 2: but I'm no. I know, but I don't feel like
Speaker 2: I'm doing my best.
Speaker 1: Neither do we, and I apologize what's wrong?
Speaker 2: I think I think you are. I think you're doing okay.
Speaker 2: I think you're doing well. I love you, guys. I
Speaker 2: think you're doing the best. Man, I think you're doing
Speaker 2: I think you're powering through it. I don't think anybody
Speaker 2: wouldn't know that you're not feeling.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but I think you're
Speaker 1: your best.
Speaker 2: I think you're doing good. I think you're doing one
Speaker 2: of the fiddle Diddles or whatever.
Speaker 1: He's got that right, you are fiddle Didlan over there.
Speaker 7: I can tell you forget the word already, Tara Fiddle there.
Speaker 1: Got it, gotta got there, you go.
Speaker 2: Uh.
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