Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo.
Speaker 2: In the morning, I went to Dad's day up at
Speaker 2: school at Michigan State. Could quite possibly have the most
Speaker 2: fun kids ever that I was hanging out with this weekend.
Speaker 1: They're men. I guess right, they're grown men.
Speaker 2: But it was cool to be around these guys, Luke's
Speaker 2: fraternity brothers. I got to see Luke's house that he's
Speaker 2: going to live in next year. Okay, so right now
Speaker 2: he's living in a house with twelve guys. Next year,
Speaker 2: I think it's only six guys that he's going to
Speaker 2: live with. Actually, one of the pictures that I posted
Speaker 2: of a group of guys at a table that's his room.
Speaker 2: Those are the roommates. And I said to Chelsea, I go,
Speaker 2: is that a bunch of roommates or j CREWEA.
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 3: Very puppy toys.
Speaker 2: They're good looking kids, yeah, and good looking. Luke did
Speaker 2: something that I've never expected in a million years for
Speaker 2: somebody to ever pull off. He wore a quarter zip
Speaker 2: with no shirt on underneath it. I was like, first off,
Speaker 2: this guy ain't doing that. He's seen the fur coming
Speaker 2: out and stuff like that. It would not work. But
Speaker 2: the other thing that handed up happening that I realized
Speaker 2: is moms are really freaky okay, and I'm gonna say this,
Speaker 2: and it's usually moms of daughters. The boys were all
Speaker 2: telling me stories about the moms of girls that slide
Speaker 2: into their d ms on Instagram.
Speaker 1: What they say, Hey, what are you doing? I'm so
Speaker 1: and So's mom, how are you?
Speaker 2: And they flirt with them girls they know, girls that
Speaker 2: they go to school with. Yeah, it's a mother effort there.
Speaker 2: That's like crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: That is not cool.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to say this, you know, I know
Speaker 2: it's not cool. If a dad did that to a girl,
Speaker 2: you'd be on Epstein Island. It's crazy. Shout out to
Speaker 2: the moms, though I'm not mad. Are they taking the bait?
Speaker 1: They are? I don't know.
Speaker 2: The boys, like Luke, I was shocked you he actually,
Speaker 2: because I wasn't going to tell Chelsea the story, and
Speaker 2: he was like, yeah, Mom. When dad was here, I
Speaker 2: was telling him this, I'm like, oh my god, Luke,
Speaker 2: your mother will gouge somebody.
Speaker 1: These Alley's eyes out if that's the case, somebody. These
Speaker 1: moms look better than their daughter's and forty fifty today
Speaker 1: ain't forty and fifty. What are used for?
Speaker 3: Were these mom's mirror? Not that it matters, but I'm
Speaker 3: just curious were they married or single?
Speaker 2: Some of them are divorced, so I think that's actually
Speaker 2: the weirdest part. Yeah, not that I don't think that
Speaker 2: the married ones are going to mess around. They probably
Speaker 2: would mess around too. I would hope that they wouldn't.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you one of the moms and daughters
Speaker 2: that I met, they looked like they could She looked
Speaker 2: like she could be her older sister and their mom.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: So I said to the guys, I go, can I
Speaker 2: bring this up on the air? And they said, no names,
Speaker 2: So I'm not going to name names. But there's one
Speaker 2: of Luke's friends and he's one of the kids in
Speaker 2: the picture who is.
Speaker 1: The mother lover.
Speaker 2: They call him the mother lover because no every mom
Speaker 2: wants to all these.
Speaker 3: Moms flirt with them contemplated.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something?
Speaker 2: I don't think that I even have that close of
Speaker 2: enough of a relationship with the boys. What they would
Speaker 2: probably tell me because they know I talk about it
Speaker 2: on the radio, So I don't know, But I'd like
Speaker 2: to ask this question, is there anybody listening that has
Speaker 2: ever hooked up with a mom or a dad? Like
Speaker 2: if you ever, have you ever hooked up with a
Speaker 2: parent like the parent, because that would you know what
Speaker 2: that would do for me if I was a girl,
Speaker 2: It would make me forever feel insecure about myself knowing
Speaker 2: that my mother's getting the dudes that I go, yes,
Speaker 2: you know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: That will make you insecure. I feel like I would
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, my mom's a baddie. I'm a baddie. No,
Speaker 1: but I don't Mom, I do not want you to
Speaker 1: do that. But and here's the thing.
Speaker 2: The boys all say this, and then this is why
Speaker 2: you don't want that to happen, because the boys all
Speaker 2: say the mom's a badder than the daughter.
Speaker 1: Because she knows what she's doing well, got experience well.
Speaker 2: And also I think the looks to I think some
Speaker 2: of the moms have a little bit more free range
Speaker 2: on what they do.
Speaker 1: Dude to themselves. Plastic surgery. Yeah, it was crazy, like
Speaker 1: hanging out.
Speaker 2: We were in one of the bars and there's there
Speaker 2: was It was Mom's Day for one for a couple
Speaker 2: of the sororities too. At the same time had Dad's Day.
Speaker 2: That's which was wild. But here's the thing. None of
Speaker 2: the dads get looks because we're all fat. Yeah fs,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1: We're not true.
Speaker 3: I bet there were some hot dads.
Speaker 1: There were some.
Speaker 3: There's always some hot dads.
Speaker 1: Some ugly moms too, some hot day I saw you
Speaker 1: with some pretty girls. Huh oh yeah, oh god, did
Speaker 1: you see those?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, Chelsea was like, why did you take pictures?
Speaker 2: And I said they were friends with Luke's and the
Speaker 2: one girl was very much a fan of the show.
Speaker 2: And I said to them, I go, I go, I'm
Speaker 2: gona take a picture with you guys, but can I
Speaker 2: post it on the air and te oh my god,
Speaker 2: we would love to be on Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh god, I can't post this picture.
Speaker 2: I looked at the picture. I'm like, this girl looks
Speaker 2: like she's thirty. I forget her what her mama looked like.
Speaker 2: If she looks like that, her mom must be right.
Speaker 2: But here was a couple of the things that I
Speaker 2: thought were funny. Tim one of the dads said, we're
Speaker 2: not calling this Dad's anymore. We're calling it Dad's credit
Speaker 2: card Day, because that's all they care about. That is
Speaker 2: all they want, like they can I tell you something?
Speaker 2: So I have tied to my phone. Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: on my phone my Chase, in my visa, in my
Speaker 2: Amax card. So when I make a charge, it automatically
Speaker 2: pings on my Apple Peck.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was pinging crazy.
Speaker 2: If you guys could see. Hold on, let me see
Speaker 2: if I can show this to the careful. Let me
Speaker 2: see if I can show this to the crowd, so
Speaker 2: to speak.
Speaker 3: Oh, it does the list of like all your charges
Speaker 3: I spent.
Speaker 2: Okay, here you go. I won't show it to because
Speaker 2: it shows my card. Ready for this one? Forty seven
Speaker 2: dollars fifty cents. These are all luas. Forty seven dollars
Speaker 2: fifty cents, eighty eighty dollars, twenty seven twenty four.
Speaker 1: That was a cheap round. These are all rounds.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, this is a deal, This is
Speaker 3: a deal.
Speaker 2: No there, Oh yeah, these all other dads are spending
Speaker 2: just as much. Sixty seven twenty four, one hundred and
Speaker 2: two dollars. These are rounds that I'm paying on Friday
Speaker 2: night at.
Speaker 1: One of those.
Speaker 3: I want to know what that one was.
Speaker 2: That's that first Monday you know what one hundred and
Speaker 2: two was I ordered. I think I ordered that was
Speaker 2: one of the ones where I ordered a drink I had.
Speaker 2: I had one drink on Friday at a bourbon and
Speaker 2: then I think that Evan Hoak ordered twenty eight shots
Speaker 2: at one point twenty. All of a sudden, I look
Speaker 2: in the girl stacks the shots up like this and
Speaker 2: it goes to the ceiling. No, he was going to
Speaker 2: buy it on his mom and dad's card, And I'm like, Stephen,
Speaker 2: Karen aren't paying for that. But what's up, Stephanie?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 5: I'm good?
Speaker 2: How are you a good? Stephanie? I cannot believe parents
Speaker 2: that are hooking up with kids? What's up?
Speaker 5: I actually had that happened to me, and actually my
Speaker 5: dad and I don't talk anymore because of it.
Speaker 1: What happened.
Speaker 5: One of my friends I had vengeance on me. The
Speaker 5: long story there, but she decided to take it out
Speaker 5: on me and go after my dad and they had
Speaker 5: a relationship.
Speaker 1: Crowl was your friend.
Speaker 5: Thirty nine.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so this is like later in life.
Speaker 2: Later in life, that's still but that's okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was wrong. I blame your daddy. Did he
Speaker 1: know y'all was friends.
Speaker 5: No, oh, yeah, he knew.
Speaker 2: I hate to say it, though, he's a grown ass
Speaker 2: man having a thirty nine year old and I'm as
Speaker 2: summoning he's like in his sixties sixty two.
Speaker 3: Yes, different, but it's still his daughter's.
Speaker 5: Friend exactly at the same time.
Speaker 1: You know what the difference is.
Speaker 2: The difference is now picture that being if your dad
Speaker 2: ended up hooking up with the twenty two year old
Speaker 2: or twenty year old or whatever. Because these kids are
Speaker 2: like all twenty one, twenty two years old that we
Speaker 2: were out with this weekend. The boys are twenty. It
Speaker 2: is a double standard. These moms have no problem flirting
Speaker 2: with these boys. I'm telling you, you should have seen
Speaker 2: me around these girls.
Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing? What's going on?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: I'm like putting fold in my arms and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I was in a straight jacket at one point, and
Speaker 2: I'm thinking to myself. And then Chelsea said, you took
Speaker 2: a picture with those girls. You shouldn't, you know, have
Speaker 2: your arm around. I go, I don't know where to
Speaker 2: put my arms, goes hover and I'm like, discussion, what's up, Stacy?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Hey, guys, how's it going more? Knowing?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: I just wanted to call in and let you guys know, Like,
Speaker 6: I have a family member that married his best friend's mom.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wow?
Speaker 2: And what age group was this at?
Speaker 6: He was at the time in his thirties and the
Speaker 6: mom was like in her like sixties.
Speaker 1: They were they still friends after that? Or did that
Speaker 1: ruin the relationship? That ruined the relationship?
Speaker 6: He begged him not to do that, and he begged
Speaker 6: him not to even date his mom.
Speaker 3: But he took it a step further and married her.
Speaker 1: What's his relationship with his mom?
Speaker 6: Uh? It was a great relationship with his mom, but
Speaker 6: it just was.
Speaker 4: She did pass a while ago, but they were together
Speaker 4: until she passed.
Speaker 2: The worst is your friend now Inherits everything that we
Speaker 2: should have been yours as a kid. That's crazy because
Speaker 2: they're yeah, yeah, yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 1: Kira, what's up? Kira?
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 4: So one of my friends Okay, so when they her
Speaker 4: best friend had a lot of stuff going on at home,
Speaker 4: so her mom took in her best friend for like senior, yady,
Speaker 4: make sure she can graduate. The friends that I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Her father has been in jail since she was like
Speaker 4: a very little girl. He get out when they were
Speaker 4: in their twenties, and the friend that they took in
Speaker 4: immediately hooked up what the girls did immediately, and it
Speaker 4: was just so disrespectful. It's just like, you know, someone
Speaker 4: does this to help you out, and then as soon
Speaker 4: as her do her exkitits out of jail. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: let's link up with this fifty something.
Speaker 5: Year old guy.
Speaker 4: You're in your twenties, like I just it just made
Speaker 4: no sense to me.
Speaker 2: Listen to this five eight six text, It says, Mojo,
Speaker 2: you are being a hypocrite. One week you're talking about
Speaker 2: how it's wrong for a teenage girl to wear a
Speaker 2: I Love Hot Dad shirt, yet you're saying it's okay
Speaker 2: for young boys to wear the same shirt or do
Speaker 2: the same thing.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not, No, I don't think.
Speaker 2: Of it isderstanding. Yeah, you don't listen to the topic
Speaker 2: that we're talking about. Right now, I'm saying the mother
Speaker 2: lovers need to be careful. You can't just go up
Speaker 2: and just start flirting with the boy co eds, right,
Speaker 2: I mean, you can't do that. Although it's funny because
Speaker 2: I had to remind my wife Chelsea that when she
Speaker 2: went on Luke's spring break with him not that long ago,
Speaker 2: she was referred to as Stacy's mom.
Speaker 1: So remember that.
Speaker 2: She talked about that. Well, I said, where I go,
Speaker 2: don't be calling. That's that's what I am. I'm Stacy's
Speaker 2: mom's dad, that's what. Yeah, it was a weird situation.