Speaker 1: This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, I'm the smart one.
Speaker 1: I am never having sex again. Charlie, this guy's gonna
Speaker 1: hut me down. And Jeffrey, Oh my days every day
Speaker 1: look screaming on Roverradio dot Com. Rovers Morning Glory starts now,
Speaker 1: go morning. What's happening? It is Friday, July thirty first,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. Good morning, Controver's Morning Glory. I'm Rover.
Speaker 1: Douge is here morning, sir, Charlie is here?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: Sinceor is here? A Crystal is here? Hello? And mister
Speaker 1: Jeffrey and little Rock is finally in the firebox yo,
Speaker 1: and alive and thinking the Lord would be alive and
Speaker 1: doing fine, alive and doing fine, just not on time.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm only only about three seconds late, so better
Speaker 2: than being an hour and a half late. Yeah, true, okay,
Speaker 2: we're three hours later. You were with us as well.
Speaker 2: Eight six six Yo, Rover.
Speaker 1: It's the number eight sixty six nine sixty seven six
Speaker 1: eighty three seven. That's how you reach the show. Give
Speaker 1: us a call at that number. You can text I
Speaker 1: set that number that comes into the studio in real time.
Speaker 1: You can text the word menu to that number as well,
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Speaker 1: eight six to six Yo Rover, we'll get to your
Speaker 1: email here in just a moment. We have a lot
Speaker 1: to discuss this morning.
Speaker 3: What is it to I think Schnitzer and I are
Speaker 3: probably on the same page.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, why is that we got an
Speaker 1: alert this morning? An alert? And then Jeffrey wasn't here.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe something happened to him. An alert? What
Speaker 1: kind of alert did you get?
Speaker 4: What was on our life three sixty app which this
Speaker 4: is something new. I've never seen this before.
Speaker 5: Hah, but it pops up a.
Speaker 1: Report of man swinging hammer at people near Jack Casino.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. So this was at five oh six am.
Speaker 1: So did you think and then Jeffrey right down the
Speaker 1: street from us? Yeah, yeah, you thought Jeffrey might have
Speaker 1: been attacked by a guy with a hammer or jeff
Speaker 1: a guy. He was the guy, But I didn't think
Speaker 1: that immediately. Well, we know that he doesn't react to
Speaker 1: anybody swinging a hammer. We saw the time that the
Speaker 1: guy had a was it a hammer or was it
Speaker 1: a baseball batter, a crowbar? Are you smashing a windshield in?
Speaker 1: And there's surveillance video of it. Jeffrey's just completely oblivious
Speaker 1: to this car that's being completely bashed in right behind him,
Speaker 1: completely oblivious and it's so loud. The guy's screaming, and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey's completely yeah right now, yes, hello hello.
Speaker 5: Oh if that was at five o six this morning,
Speaker 5: I was still doing my morning routine.
Speaker 1: Oh man, maybe so well.
Speaker 5: Anyways, if I if I, if something happened to me,
Speaker 5: you guys, I don't know how you guys would react,
Speaker 5: so good point.
Speaker 1: What do we notice?
Speaker 5: Uh, Kevin skull crack like like like a hardwelled.
Speaker 1: Egg, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I'm just bleeding from my brain or something where I'm
Speaker 5: in the hospital. Probably didn't sensive care under have you
Speaker 5: sedation and.
Speaker 1: All that crap. Oh yeah, okay, any who.
Speaker 5: I also like to point out that there are four
Speaker 5: out of state vehicles at all of our heart parking
Speaker 5: spots like this place.
Speaker 1: A number of vehicles that are in the spot. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's why he's late. Maybe I did have a conversation
Speaker 1: with Keith Hodgkis about the parking situation here, and uh,
Speaker 1: he said, those spots are ours. Yeah, those are part
Speaker 1: of their lips that they pay for that. And I
Speaker 1: said that, so what I know that, And I just
Speaker 1: wanted to verify and maybe get it into his head
Speaker 1: that you're paying for this, this should be something that
Speaker 1: you guys defend. And then he told me that in
Speaker 1: his parking garage wherever he lives, that he you're you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to park for more than a certain period
Speaker 1: of time in some area or something, and they put
Speaker 1: a big sticker on on his car and it was
Speaker 1: impos pssible to get that sticker off because he stayed
Speaker 1: too long. Stayed too long, that was the punishment in garage.
Speaker 1: So he thinks we should get some big stickers and
Speaker 1: start putting out. Jeffery, go out and put the stickers
Speaker 1: on exactly. Okay, if you still have that, you have
Speaker 1: that security officer outfit I bought you a while back.
Speaker 5: Uh, it's not mean once it's in stories.
Speaker 1: We left it here in the firebox. I don't know
Speaker 1: where it's at.
Speaker 5: So anyways, I'd rather let Reels train the security guards
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think they're doing their job. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: They need to get neither are you, so I guess
Speaker 1: you know. Well, first of all, I'm not a security guard.
Speaker 1: Number one, you don't appear to be a radio host either.
Speaker 1: You can't turn on the microphone and you don't talk.
Speaker 1: Microphone is on. I's tried, dude, that's okay. Wait let
Speaker 1: me wait approximately four minutes and then we'll get the
Speaker 1: no microphone. Let me redece some email. Kevin Wright's were over.
Speaker 1: If you don't renew your contract, please work on getting
Speaker 1: those old CBS episodes onto the gap. Many people want
Speaker 1: to listen to the classic content and we don't have
Speaker 1: access to it. I'm a listener from the ninety two
Speaker 1: to three days and first time emailer. This would keep
Speaker 1: so many people around. Well I'll work on that, Kevin.
Speaker 1: But that's assuming that I wouldn't renew the contract. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll renew a contract with CBS and then we'll have
Speaker 1: access to who else I do have access to the
Speaker 1: iHeart stuff. I mean, that will be a battle, but
Speaker 1: it's in the contract. And then they'll say they'll they'll
Speaker 1: come up with some sort of loophole in the way. Well,
Speaker 1: it's your contract, it's in your contents. Yes, exactly. Let's
Speaker 1: see here, I.
Speaker 5: Would venture to say, you own is just as much
Speaker 5: content from here.
Speaker 1: As you would have in CBS. Well, let's do the math. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: how long was How long did we work at CBS?
Speaker 1: You guys worked at CBS.
Speaker 5: My understanding is you worked here from two thousand and
Speaker 5: three at the time you guys came on the air,
Speaker 5: til about two thousand and eight when it came to
Speaker 5: our radio station.
Speaker 1: Right, So that's how many years? That's five years, all right?
Speaker 1: And then we came here you said in two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight, correct, all right? And how many years has
Speaker 1: that been?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 5: Me, See, I've been here fifteen about seventeen years, so two.
Speaker 1: Thousand and eight to twenty twenty six. Yeah, it's seventeen years,
Speaker 1: seventeen years. Perfect.
Speaker 5: Well let's say that's the only reason why I know
Speaker 5: that math is because I came to station two years
Speaker 5: I came.
Speaker 1: Here two years later. Ah. So that's how you do math.
Speaker 1: You don't actually use the numbers, numbers, but espaised on
Speaker 1: where you were what you were doing. Ah.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's a big help though, So I'm making sure
Speaker 5: I'm giving out accurate numbers here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just different kind of math, not Roman numerals,
Speaker 1: Sloman numerals, right, funny bja aga, it's never changed them.
Speaker 5: I think if you don't renew your contracts, it's to
Speaker 5: go and operate a food truck also be a stand
Speaker 5: up comic.
Speaker 1: At the same time. Oh, you just ruined his whole gig.
Speaker 1: That's what he had planned. He was going to do
Speaker 1: the big unveiling. Yeah, yeah, he's got to roll He
Speaker 1: stepped over my things. I couldn't. He rolls up the
Speaker 1: back door and he, uh, well, Jeffersons are going to
Speaker 1: be a stand up comic with your food truck. So yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna roll up the back door and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, backstage, folds out a couple of lights on my piphone.
Speaker 5: He does a stand up routine, and when he's telling down,
Speaker 5: he goes and runs his hood truck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, back to the drying board. Then run my spot here.
Speaker 5: Yep, I don't know you you want me to talk
Speaker 5: of what your poison?
Speaker 1: Here? Dude, boy, what's the deal with tofu? Yep? That's
Speaker 1: Snitcher's stand up routine. I mean, I mean, I have
Speaker 1: to say this.
Speaker 5: This does have a deadpan delivery. You have a bedpan delivery?
Speaker 5: Uh No, I don't use bedpans. I use to totally,
Speaker 5: thank you very.
Speaker 1: Except when you're peeing in a coffee cup or crapping
Speaker 1: your pants. I mean that quite some time. Dude. When
Speaker 1: was the last time you peed in a coffee cup?
Speaker 1: I probably can't remember, Probably can't remember. A week, No,
Speaker 1: it's I probably. Like I said, I can't prop probably
Speaker 1: can't remember, right, I'll answer for you. Then A four
Speaker 1: days four days ago? Nice? Five days ago? No, But
Speaker 1: you don't remember. So how do you know that that's
Speaker 1: not true? Because I know I just don't. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't keep tracking that kind of miniscule stuff. Let's
Speaker 1: see here, here's an email. Oh, we get so many
Speaker 1: of these. Dougie is an idiot? Is the subject two
Speaker 1: being sized? Turns right? You're over. I am definitely not
Speaker 1: on team Dougie because she is an idiot almost all
Speaker 1: of the time. But I was listening to a Friday
Speaker 1: Leftovers and she mentioned that her package wasn't delivered on
Speaker 1: Friday because of the air quality. I was actually talking
Speaker 1: to someone that delivers for Amazon. He said he refused
Speaker 1: to work on Friday because the air quality was so bad,
Speaker 1: and he wasn't the only one they called off, so
Speaker 1: she might have been right for the first time in
Speaker 1: her life. That was the Canadian Wildfeare air quality. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't notice any interruption and deliveriesman Brian writes Rover.
Speaker 1: Maybe this was brought up before you talked about your
Speaker 1: sister's wedding, and I'm curious it didn't sound like Dougie
Speaker 1: was there. Don't they all vacation together and aren't they
Speaker 1: like family. Why wasn't she invited? M good question. Why
Speaker 1: weren't you invited?
Speaker 3: Well, it was a super small wedding. I was surprised
Speaker 3: some of your uncle like your uncles, weren't invited. So
Speaker 3: it was a really really small How many people do
Speaker 3: you think were there at twenty five? I mean it
Speaker 3: was really small. I would say, your other sister, now
Speaker 3: that's going to be a part.
Speaker 1: I would say, I don't know how many people were there,
Speaker 1: Maybe about forty okay, fifty, not max, probably less than
Speaker 1: fifty forty. I don't know. But Dougie was not there. No, No,
Speaker 1: my family knew it was either me or her. They
Speaker 1: chose chose me. Colin writes, I got married last year,
Speaker 1: so I'm definitely no marriage pro But the wedding is
Speaker 1: still fresh. On Thursday show, you mentioned not sticking to
Speaker 1: the dress code. I'm a rookie of weddings, and even
Speaker 1: I know that's a no no. Keep it short. You're
Speaker 1: likely Gea's father. You're definitely on the spectrum. And if
Speaker 1: you google our wedding venue, our picture shows up. First.
Speaker 1: Let me all right, let me see what the pictures
Speaker 1: ah look at that day. Now, what's the point of
Speaker 1: it's the point of like out this kind of crossing
Speaker 1: it up. Yeah, I don't want to be a talk slot.
Speaker 1: So he both in the Google search of the name
Speaker 1: of the place and the result the name of the place,
Speaker 1: he has put a black line through it. But it's
Speaker 1: the thinnest black line. It's just very easily you can
Speaker 1: read cannon distillery talk slot. Okay, interesting. Ps, We're off
Speaker 1: to Jamaica tomorrow to celebrate our birthday. So I will
Speaker 1: send Charlie any and all cannon ball videos. Oh nice, cool,
Speaker 1: So this is the guy that sends you cannon ball videos?
Speaker 1: Must be And then what was the name of the
Speaker 1: place where they got wedding? Where they got married? Cannon
Speaker 1: Cannon Distillery. Does that have something to do with the
Speaker 1: cannon balls. Maybe it's just leading up to the wedding.
Speaker 1: It's been doing it for like a year or two,
Speaker 1: sending me cannonball videos. Hmm, Rizzo rights, you're over. I
Speaker 1: know you are super pumped about this Idaho murders documentary.
Speaker 1: But HBO released an in depth Idaho murders documentary a
Speaker 1: long time ago, and Prime has one two. Netflix is
Speaker 1: just going to repeat stuff. I'm guessing the HBO one
Speaker 1: was from the Girls who Survived. I don't think I've
Speaker 1: seen that. I very rarely. Netflix is my go to app.
Speaker 1: The interface is good, it's snappy response. I don't load
Speaker 1: up HBO, man, and I'd never watch Prime, even though
Speaker 1: I have it. I can't tell you the last time
Speaker 1: I opened Prime. What's on Prime? Maybe during football season
Speaker 1: there's a game on Prime and I'll watch. But HBO
Speaker 1: will open occasionally, but not too often. It did watch?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Did I watch something on h remem oh Man? I
Speaker 1: started watching that that pan am one O three on Netflix?
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, is that terrible? Don't waste your time on that. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's bad. I got through the whole first episode, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to watch the whole thing. But then
Speaker 1: at the end it wanted to auto play the next episode.
Speaker 1: I go, don't do that. Then I went to the
Speaker 1: show and I figured there's three episodes. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: there's like eight episodes of this nonsense. It's it's just
Speaker 1: a bunch of people standing around just with like these
Speaker 1: pensive looks on their face as you know, the player
Speaker 1: they're overseeing the damn. It's just a lot of sighing
Speaker 1: and lips. Yeah, and occasionally, you know, like you know,
Speaker 1: a cops he's really had a rough day, or after
Speaker 1: he's seen a baby's shoe and he puts his fingers
Speaker 1: up and rubs the corner of his eyeballs. You know,
Speaker 1: he's he's at his breaking point. What's the one on?
Speaker 1: Peacock had said, way better with Colin, Yeah, maybe all
Speaker 1: I have to watch both. There's a lot of panham
Speaker 1: one hope three. We'll just stop watching the Netflix one
Speaker 1: clear now can't now. I actually ended up watching your
Speaker 1: second episode when I got into bed last night. I
Speaker 1: can't can't stop. I know, my wife's like, why do
Speaker 1: you finish stuff that's bad? I don't know, I can't
Speaker 1: help it. Dustin says, I watched Obsession for the first
Speaker 1: time today, and I can't get over how dark the
Speaker 1: movie is. You can't see it. I can't remember who
Speaker 1: said that on the show, but they weren't kidding. I
Speaker 1: think Crystal said that there was a complaint about it
Speaker 1: was a game of Thrones or something. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: last couple last season. Yeah, couldn't see anything. There's just
Speaker 1: shots that were just the screen was just black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a complaint. And then what's up with the sound?
Speaker 1: Makes on a lot of things where you go, I
Speaker 1: can't understand what they're talking about, right, Like I put
Speaker 1: some titles on everything too, Yeah.
Speaker 3: How did they put the they go in the editing
Speaker 3: room or they're they're filming it.
Speaker 1: How do they not see what we see? I think, well, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Or here, like there was a scene in a movie
Speaker 3: where they did a voiceover but the actor's lips blatantly
Speaker 3: weren't moving.
Speaker 1: How did they not see that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I see that occasionally from time to time, Like sometimes
Speaker 1: they'll change a line in a movie for whatever, and
Speaker 1: you can tell that they it sounds a little bit
Speaker 1: different and it's it doesn't match up, and so you
Speaker 1: could just tell like why they why did they change
Speaker 1: that line exactly.
Speaker 3: And if they're are they watching in person and not
Speaker 3: on the camera, and they don't say, can someone.
Speaker 1: Turn a light on? I don't that's a or hero?
Speaker 1: What did they just say? I'm assuming with the audio
Speaker 1: they're in a room just they got to think blasting
Speaker 1: with eighty two speakers so they can hear it. But
Speaker 1: like if you're listening on a flat screen TV mounted
Speaker 1: to a wall with those dinky speakers, you can't make
Speaker 1: out what the hell they're saying. Danielle writes, Hi, crew,
Speaker 1: I'm usually listening a few days behind, but I got
Speaker 1: word from a friend that I was mentioned on the
Speaker 1: show because you had a company outing to a Guardians game.
Speaker 1: Oh is this Danielle? Yeah, ohtoogie. She's a she's actually
Speaker 1: not the general woman for the Guardians. Now you'll see
Speaker 1: her out there. I saw her. We were at the games.
Speaker 1: She's out there on the field. And nice Dougie mentioned
Speaker 1: me as a highly accredited worker. That's in quotes. What
Speaker 1: does that mean exactly? She's a highly accredited it's.
Speaker 3: Got a great job. She works for the Guardians, she
Speaker 3: does work for them. She's on the field. She's very
Speaker 3: very important.
Speaker 1: Dougie, I appreciate the recognition, but I'm disappointed that you
Speaker 1: still don't comprehend that I'm a videographer slash camera operator.
Speaker 1: Years ago after Holy Moses Matrimony, that's where Jeffrey got married,
Speaker 1: remarried or renewed his vows to his wife, where I
Speaker 1: captured video of the events. You claimed I was the
Speaker 1: photographer when I corrected you after the event, you got snippy.
Speaker 1: Shortly after this happening, I applied to be the show's producer,
Speaker 1: but I was overqualified for this low paying position, but
Speaker 1: was passionate to apply. The infamous and incapable Alex was hired. Yes, Alex,
Speaker 1: the guy who lasted one week longer than that. It
Speaker 1: was good radio. I'll tell you that personally, Duchie, you
Speaker 1: did me a huge favor. That's my eleventh season as
Speaker 1: a camera operator, and I couldn't be happier. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Although I would have loved to challenge you female to female,
Speaker 1: clearly one thing Caitlin couldn't do. Rest in peace, Kate, God,
Speaker 1: that was rude. I ventured to your section to find
Speaker 1: your big forehead for its debut on the JumboTron, but
Speaker 1: you were gone, lame.
Speaker 3: That's really nice, the worker of the Guardians being so positive.
Speaker 1: All she wanted to put you on the jumbo tron.
Speaker 3: Oh, they all have a photographer wanted to put me
Speaker 3: on the jumbo tron.
Speaker 1: Rover, whether you say it or not. Let me know
Speaker 1: where your seats are. Yes, I'm going to the game tonight.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I'll look for your bald
Speaker 1: head if I can. That's me. If I can get there,
Speaker 1: I'll be careful. I will blind people my bald head
Speaker 1: on the JumboTron. It just got my ticket. Somebody sent
Speaker 1: me the tickets, and you.
Speaker 3: Know what I've always wanted to do. Yes, have you
Speaker 3: ever seen the seats like in the right at the
Speaker 3: the dugout?
Speaker 1: They got rid of those, Oh did they? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Like the blow ones, the ones, the moodel that,
Speaker 1: Oh did they two years ago? The remodel. Let's wonder
Speaker 1: how you got them. I never even saw him for sale.
Speaker 3: No, I always see people. I would see some of
Speaker 3: the people here in them too. How do you get
Speaker 3: how do you get in that?
Speaker 1: That's cool that they redid it. But do you have
Speaker 1: good seats for tonight? Well, yes, we do, right behind
Speaker 1: home plate. I believe third row behind home plate. Danielle,
Speaker 1: if you want to get my big bald head on
Speaker 1: the jumbo tron, I think it's going to be. I'm
Speaker 1: going to be the one wearing the I Hate Dougie shirt. Oh,
Speaker 1: you could sell those at the game tonight.
Speaker 3: I hate shirt popcorn hot dogs.
Speaker 1: Wait, I think it's going to be beautiful. Danielle will
Speaker 1: be wearing one. He might be also. You know the
Speaker 1: you know the.
Speaker 5: Hard camera, that the hard camera, what do you the
Speaker 5: stationary camera?
Speaker 1: Basically, I'm sorry, I'm not aware of all the technical lingo. Yes,
Speaker 1: go on, so hard camera.
Speaker 5: Well, that camera the one that points, that's behind the
Speaker 5: pitchure that watches the pitch. You might be actually being
Speaker 5: that shot, because if you're only third, three rows behind
Speaker 5: home plate, you might be. You might be very nut shot.
Speaker 5: You know, it depends on how I don't have a
Speaker 5: camera's position.
Speaker 1: They I have the what is it the MLB whatever
Speaker 1: they call it. I don't know to watch all the games.
Speaker 1: And so when I watch a game, some o those
Speaker 1: pop them on in the background or whatever, and they've
Speaker 1: changed the seating behind. I think they did that two
Speaker 1: years ago or a year ago or whatever. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, you don't really see anybody. Maybe they I
Speaker 1: think they were like, that's distracting to have all those
Speaker 1: people that you're seeing behind home plate, so you really
Speaker 1: don't see anybody behind home plate. Now that the wall
Speaker 1: is huge behind home plate, so you don't really you
Speaker 1: don't see anybody. But I think that was kind of distracting.
Speaker 1: Like you'd be watching a game and you just see
Speaker 1: all these people bob their heads bobbing around in like
Speaker 1: this little sort of like undergrounds. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to even describe it if you don't remember, but it
Speaker 1: was like behind on plate, but it was it was
Speaker 1: like almost like a dugout like down there, so you
Speaker 1: just see the people's heads. They were kind of sitting
Speaker 1: below field level, if that makes sense, see the top
Speaker 1: half of their body, and then you'd see them dicking
Speaker 1: around and talking or on their phone or whatever. I agree,
Speaker 1: get to get that out of there. I don't need
Speaker 1: to see I don't need to be distracted by people
Speaker 1: back there. Matthew Wrights, Hi, Rover, I get. I just
Speaker 1: got my cchls chl. What is that? Oh okay? And
Speaker 1: I must have something to do with the guns and
Speaker 1: was wondering what guns you have and what holsters you use?
Speaker 1: Thank you? CHL. Was that concealed handgun licensees that? Maybe
Speaker 1: it's in a different state. I don't know what they
Speaker 1: call it there. Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 7: CHL Chill Canadian Hockey League.
Speaker 1: Sea Holding Latino, Latina. If you're Crystal, let's see here,
Speaker 1: what do I well? You know that is a if
Speaker 1: you watch a movie or a TV show, these dudes
Speaker 1: are walking around with these guns kind of like just
Speaker 1: they'll put a gun in the back of their pants
Speaker 1: with nothing, and it doesn't really work that way. You
Speaker 1: can't be walking around like that. And guns are generally
Speaker 1: they're not real comfortable to carry around all the time.
Speaker 1: So I have a couple of different solutions depending on
Speaker 1: what the situation is. The one that I honestly like,
Speaker 1: it's kind of the dorkiest one, but I like these
Speaker 1: belly band holsters and it's like a I don't know,
Speaker 1: at velcrows, it's like a almost like a girdle really
Speaker 1: and you put this around your waist. But you have
Speaker 1: some options. You want to put this, you want to
Speaker 1: carry your gun up front, you want to carry it
Speaker 1: in bag, you have some options I what you want
Speaker 1: to do, and it's just you can also kind of
Speaker 1: slide it around if you get in the car, and
Speaker 1: then you can and then you're not sitting on the thing,
Speaker 1: and it's, uh, that's kind of what I like the
Speaker 1: most now in hot weather, though you might sweat a
Speaker 1: little bit. And I also have I also have some
Speaker 1: what they call pocket holsters. Depends, it depends on what
Speaker 1: I but like in the movies, it's always looks pretty sweet,
Speaker 1: like they have weird things that they're doing, and they're like,
Speaker 1: some guy will be carrying a gun on an ankle holster.
Speaker 1: How could you do that? Some dude's gonna some dudes
Speaker 1: to try to kill you or rob you, and you're like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, let me, let me bend down and get
Speaker 1: gone out of my ankle. That's usually the extra one.
Speaker 7: They usually have a couple on their backs inside their
Speaker 7: jacket and then when they you know, they get searched
Speaker 7: and the hand those over, they keep the ankle one
Speaker 7: and then they use that as like to plant it
Speaker 7: on the guy like he had a weapon or something.
Speaker 5: In a case of a chick cleavage hoster, you know,
Speaker 5: the gun right between the breasts.
Speaker 1: I do kind of like die Hard. I have I
Speaker 1: just duct tape it in between my shoulder blades so
Speaker 1: I can just reach.
Speaker 8: Oh at something i'd something Quick did in Harlem Nights
Speaker 8: when he blew out, He blew Jasmin Guy's brains out,
Speaker 8: and that's that scene where and remember it was laying
Speaker 8: like this.
Speaker 1: And he when he when he got.
Speaker 5: To Dominique's apartment, he was, you know, getting undressed anything
Speaker 5: like that, and he discovered it. She kept a gun
Speaker 5: under the pillow, and he was saying, he was kind
Speaker 5: of laughing, goes at the he thought.
Speaker 1: Oh, we have so much of comming. I didn't know.
Speaker 5: I thought I was the one when it's up a
Speaker 5: gun under the pillow. But he he then he thought, okay,
Speaker 5: this tick's gonna try and take me out.
Speaker 1: So so so they go through the.
Speaker 5: Whole steamy love scene and he goes like this, and
Speaker 5: he goes so Jasmine Guy pulls the gun out, clicks
Speaker 5: because he took the pullet ont he goes, well, this
Speaker 5: is personal ooh, right between the eyes and blank range.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a reference. It's the whole thing.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: David says, it's Charlie chilling with my boy's up. Don't
Speaker 1: know what this is. There's a picture or something. Oh,
Speaker 1: he is up, He's up. He was that rubber fast.
Speaker 1: Uh he's a performer. Uh not recently. That must be
Speaker 1: an old pick, but he reposted it. I don't know what. Okay,
Speaker 1: Heather says. Charlie mentioned he's been adding lots of electrolytes
Speaker 1: from the new drink machine he has. He considered that
Speaker 1: this is causing his recent bathroom issues, not the DIARYA
Speaker 1: electrolytes can act as a laxative, depending on the ingredients
Speaker 1: and the amounts. Just something to consider. Really love the show,
Speaker 1: really for bad diary is she says. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's true, but I didn't know it's weird. I
Speaker 1: went to that World Cup game, now that i'm thinking
Speaker 1: about it, and I went to the World Cup in Miami.
Speaker 1: It was hot, real hot, very very hot, and it
Speaker 1: was so hot that I heard that they were considering
Speaker 1: Now you know they're not going to do it, but oh,
Speaker 1: we might have to cancel a game it's too hot,
Speaker 1: okay or whatever. And then when you arrive at the stadium,
Speaker 1: they had all these stands and they're handing out free water,
Speaker 1: and then this little packet of electrolytes that you jump
Speaker 1: into the water and normally wouldn't. I wouldn't drink that
Speaker 1: because it's coming out of a big tank. And then
Speaker 1: I go, oh, but I did for I wanted to
Speaker 1: see what the electrot package was like. And it tasted
Speaker 1: just like lemonade. It was delicious. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it was called, but it was really good. So I
Speaker 1: drank that. Then I got home from that World Cup
Speaker 1: game and I had explosives. Oh really, Oh man, I
Speaker 1: thought it was Yeah, I don't know, it was bad.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was the electro lazers I got me. Carmen
Speaker 1: has just looked this up. What's what violation? What is this?
Speaker 1: This vehicle is parked illegally and is here by subject
Speaker 1: to towing and impoundment. Your license number was recorded? All right, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: there you go. You gotta go go put these on
Speaker 1: all cars that are illegally parked.
Speaker 3: How did he get I can make copies of those
Speaker 3: and then we can laminate them.
Speaker 1: I think he did that. I think that's what he did.
Speaker 1: I don't know what looked like stickers. Oh that's oh
Speaker 1: that's not a bad idea, that's for sure. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it. Yeah, don't make Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Don't do it, you guys, why not, Then you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to pay for their car.
Speaker 1: Why would you have to pay for the building doing that?
Speaker 1: It doesn't it's our spots. Wants our spots. The building
Speaker 1: isn't doing it. They're not taking care of their business.
Speaker 1: It's time to take back our spots. Were gonna take action,
Speaker 1: you guys. Oh yeah, all right, we're gonna start stickering
Speaker 1: cars around this place. I've got to take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back on roverage Morning Glory. Hang on.
Speaker 1: They both think we're stupid. I don't know if you're
Speaker 1: acting stupid. We'll get back to rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 6: Most crump in history.
Speaker 1: I saw that the I've heard this story sitting around
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks, but I never got into it.
Speaker 1: And I saw that there was an update to this story,
Speaker 1: but just recently, like yesterday or the day before, so
Speaker 1: sort of change things a little bit. But there's a
Speaker 1: school district in upstate New York, the sale MANCA. I'm
Speaker 1: probably pronouncing that wrong, Central School District. They listen to
Speaker 1: what they did, this is so strange. They purchased a
Speaker 1: sixty thousand dollars humanoid robot from a company called Realbotics,
Speaker 1: and they said that they were going to call this
Speaker 1: robot Sally. And now it doesn't move around, it just
Speaker 1: it just sits in a chair or whatever. It like
Speaker 1: stands there just just whatever position you put it in.
Speaker 1: That's what it says, that long dark hair, and that
Speaker 1: Sally was going to become a teacher in their school
Speaker 1: and was going to you know, they're going to use
Speaker 1: it in in the school district there and uh, and
Speaker 1: people went bonkers over this. I don't know, do we
Speaker 1: have any video or pictures of this or anything, because
Speaker 1: I remember seeing this picture and it was really strange.
Speaker 1: It was a stark haired robot. I think it was
Speaker 1: holding a book or something. And my first reaction was, damn,
Speaker 1: that robot's pretty hot, seriously. And it turns out that
Speaker 1: Realbotics was a company that up until like a year
Speaker 1: or two ago, they were all about crypto and it
Speaker 1: was I think there was I think there it was
Speaker 1: like what was the name of the company before that,
Speaker 1: It was something like queens dot com or something like that.
Speaker 1: It was some sort of kind of scammy crypto site.
Speaker 1: And then then they pivoted, and they go, oh, we're
Speaker 1: going to get into robots because this crypto thing isn't
Speaker 1: working out for us, and so well, we'll get into robots.
Speaker 1: So they they they changed their name and they bought
Speaker 1: a company that makes sex robots, and then they said, well,
Speaker 1: we also want to branch out from sex robots, so
Speaker 1: we'll try to come up with some other robots that
Speaker 1: we can sell. And they came up with this idea
Speaker 1: to sell robots to schools. Now, how in the world
Speaker 1: a school would buy a sixty thousand dollars robot and go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a great idea. What's that robot going to do?
Speaker 1: It's just I mean, I don't know it's the point
Speaker 1: of having the robot not just a speaker. I think
Speaker 1: they I assume maybe they were going to let students say,
Speaker 1: see when the when the story and people got outraged,
Speaker 1: you saw this story of this robot reading to the
Speaker 1: little kids. But that I don't believe is exactly what
Speaker 1: it was going to go on. I think it was.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to go to high schoolers, and
Speaker 1: I think that they were going to I think that
Speaker 1: they were going to like supposedly teach the high schoolers
Speaker 1: about about robots and robotics. So maybe it wasn't as
Speaker 1: bad as it seemed. But the picture that came out
Speaker 1: when they when they told this story that we've hired
Speaker 1: or that we've bought this robot. Do you have the
Speaker 1: picture of that? It was this dark haired.
Speaker 4: Robot that we find it because there's only blonde ones
Speaker 4: in that article. I found it, but I can't download
Speaker 4: the stupid things found.
Speaker 1: Out, but it can't downlout it. What is it? Like
Speaker 1: a weird format? Sometimes like images now on the internet.
Speaker 1: Are these really weird formats that anyway? Yeah? Yeah, look
Speaker 1: at this. Oh that's pretty cool. Isn't that weird? It's
Speaker 1: real and like the kids are all smiling and looking
Speaker 1: at her. But this was going to be for high
Speaker 1: school kids, not for these little kids. These are like
Speaker 1: six year olds or something. And people started going crazy,
Speaker 1: you're taking jobs from teachers and oh okay, and you're uh,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're gonna make our kids. It was is
Speaker 1: it gonna spy on kids with Chinese technology? I mean,
Speaker 1: they all sorts of weird stuff was coming out. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize this for high school kids, they're going to
Speaker 1: ruin the machine. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I's
Speaker 1: a little sticky. What's this? You know? I aren't it?
Speaker 1: High school boys are? But so yeah, I thought it
Speaker 1: was for little kids, but it's not. It's it was
Speaker 1: for high school kids. And if it's if they're actually
Speaker 1: going to have a robotics class, that's not that bad
Speaker 1: of an idea, I guess. But people definitely did not
Speaker 1: like it. You have a your eyebrowser all furled right now?
Speaker 1: What are what's your problem with it?
Speaker 3: With the Oh, if it's giving extra attention to I
Speaker 3: didn't know it was for older kids. But if it's
Speaker 3: giving extra attention to kids, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: Uh? Well, it's a robot number one, but but there
Speaker 1: there's still that contact.
Speaker 3: And the way that our society is going, isn't it
Speaker 3: going into robots?
Speaker 1: But not at this speed? So like this is not ready.
Speaker 1: This is not ready for prime time. This is a
Speaker 1: pretty useless robot that can do very very limited things,
Speaker 1: and to spend sixty thousand dollars on it, it probably
Speaker 1: is a waste of money.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing that you said with the people, you're
Speaker 3: taking it away from a teacher, a person, Well, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think they're going to replace teachers with these with
Speaker 1: a robot. I don't think. But people were saying that
Speaker 1: it denigrates teachers and it minimizes the impact that they're
Speaker 1: having on children in a classroom when you put a
Speaker 1: robot in there, and so there's feel like a robot
Speaker 1: can do it. There's like no interacting, there's no what
Speaker 1: do you mean? Maybe there is like maybe they talk
Speaker 1: to the robot and then AI talks back.
Speaker 3: And I know for my daughter in high school, she
Speaker 3: has a lot of teachers that she absolutely loves. She'll
Speaker 3: go to their room, she'll have interactions, she'll do high fives,
Speaker 3: like they're like yet like they.
Speaker 1: Have personal relationships. So if you do put a robot
Speaker 1: in there. I hated my teachers when I was in
Speaker 1: high school. I hated every single I mean just every
Speaker 1: single one, almost every single one. I had a cool
Speaker 1: Spanish teacher. She was kind of young and kind of
Speaker 1: young and hot. She was probably in her early twenties,
Speaker 1: and what do you give me a dirty one?
Speaker 3: I think the only teacher was because she was hot.
Speaker 1: No, but she was cool because she was like kind
Speaker 1: of you know, she was closer to our age and
Speaker 1: so she was kind of cool and wasn't like real
Speaker 1: up tight and was you know, just she was like
Speaker 1: kind of like one of the kids almost. She was
Speaker 1: really cool.
Speaker 3: So that the rest of the teachers, if you go
Speaker 3: down that road right there, How are you relatable to
Speaker 3: a robot?
Speaker 1: What do you mean how you start talking this through?
Speaker 3: How are you relatable to a robot that doesn't get
Speaker 3: to know your personality?
Speaker 1: And dobot doesn't need to take the whole summer off.
Speaker 1: Robot doesn't take off one hundred thousand and six sick days.
Speaker 1: Robot doesn't have a page, she doesn't have a union.
Speaker 1: That's going to require all sorts of concessions when it
Speaker 1: comes to pay in vacation, your astirement and taking a
Speaker 1: way the human contact with their children. Like that's one
Speaker 1: of the things that I'm very appreciative of. Well, the
Speaker 1: way some of these teachers are sleeping with their students,
Speaker 1: my got it. I mean the number of stories that
Speaker 1: come out too much the charts believable, and they're all chicks.
Speaker 1: Like you think of these like when you think of
Speaker 1: a teacher sleeping with a high school student, you're always
Speaker 1: thinking of like a creepy dude. I were not anymore.
Speaker 1: I hear a teachers slept with student. I think, woman,
Speaker 1: exactly what is going on? And I just saw a
Speaker 1: story a week or two ago, and I could not
Speaker 1: believe this story. I don't even remember which one because
Speaker 1: there's so many of them now, but I think as
Speaker 1: a newer one. This teacher was so good looking. She
Speaker 1: is a really attractive woman, and she was sleeping with
Speaker 1: a I don't know how old the kid was. Didn't
Speaker 1: say I don't know a teenager is what it said.
Speaker 1: And this woman was, oh, what's the story behind it?
Speaker 1: Because I wish I could tell you which one it was.
Speaker 1: He could find her picture, but uh oh what was it?
Speaker 6: Was?
Speaker 1: The story? Ah? Man, I don't remember, but this chick
Speaker 1: was so like, she was really good looking, and I go,
Speaker 1: what is this? Why is this thirty year old sleep
Speaker 1: with with a fifteen year old boy or however old
Speaker 1: the boy was? Like, what's going on here? I can't
Speaker 1: figure this out? And this has never happened when I
Speaker 1: was in school. Like that Spanish teacher that I told
Speaker 1: you was hot, she was probably like twenty four. Never
Speaker 1: did I have any idea that or like even the
Speaker 1: slightest hope that she was going to put out to
Speaker 1: me because it just didn't happen back then. Now it's
Speaker 1: a weekly occurrence. I'm reading about a teacher. Can you
Speaker 1: find the teacher that just had sex with a teenage
Speaker 1: student just in the past week or something? If you
Speaker 1: do a if you do a Google search, it was
Speaker 1: a teacher teenage boy sex. Let's see here, you look
Speaker 1: at it. She has dark hair. I mean, oh my god,
Speaker 1: there's so many of these that come out. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: able to find it. Even what was she doing this
Speaker 1: lady on the left? Maybe, No, No, she's really she's
Speaker 1: really attractive. She's and it was. And then and then
Speaker 1: I read the story and the kid these boys are
Speaker 1: so dumb they can't keep their mouth shut, and they
Speaker 1: and the teachers are so brazen, Like you go, what
Speaker 1: are you? What in the so anyways, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: have that problem with with robots, Doc.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But the more that we talk it through, it's
Speaker 3: almost as if you're doing a disservice to the children,
Speaker 3: like this should almost be banned, Like you shouldn't be
Speaker 3: allowed to do this.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, I mean, eventually, once the robots get
Speaker 1: good enough, they'll be able to be used in nursing
Speaker 1: homes and schools. We're far from that. I don't think
Speaker 1: that that's coming anytime soon. Where I mean, look, I
Speaker 1: have robot vacuums and they barely work. So having a
Speaker 1: robot walk around at school and be able to do
Speaker 1: high functioning things, I'm not I don't think that's right
Speaker 1: around the corner. And we just have one so far one. Oh,
Speaker 1: as far as I know, as far as I know,
Speaker 1: that's the only story. Did you say? Changed so much outrage?
Speaker 1: People are like, these things be around our children?
Speaker 9: And is this her? Because here's a Facebook picture. Oh
Speaker 9: Jesus christ Man, she is hot. What you do sin
Speaker 9: are in middle school kids? I don't think that's her.
Speaker 9: The girl that I saw had shorter hair. I think
Speaker 9: I'll have this Florida.
Speaker 1: I don't even.
Speaker 9: Remember eighth grader. Oh my god, you're kidding men?
Speaker 1: So gross? What go back to that picture her in
Speaker 1: a bikini. This is a knockout. This is a look.
Speaker 1: That's a sexy grown woman with a twelve or thirteen
Speaker 1: year old. Yeah, she's twenty six, twenty six years old?
Speaker 1: What is she doing? I mean a fourteen year old?
Speaker 1: Do you know how many guys would kill the bee
Speaker 1: with this chick and she's going with some little boy.
Speaker 1: What the Oh my god. Anyway, speaking of robots, I
Speaker 1: saw that. Did you see the headline the other day
Speaker 1: that it said the US government has banned humanoid robots
Speaker 1: and power inverters which are used in like solar eras
Speaker 1: and stuff from China. Did you see that headline a
Speaker 1: couple days ago? Yes? Okay, she goes on, all right,
Speaker 1: how many humanoid robots are being sold into the United States.
Speaker 1: I don't know the answer to that, but apparently it
Speaker 1: was more than what I thought. It's not only humanoid robots.
Speaker 1: I'm reading something here that says that the administration announced
Speaker 1: that it's banning advanced robotic advices from entering the United States.
Speaker 1: And every story again it was all about humanoids, but
Speaker 1: they're worried about Chinas buying on us and things like that.
Speaker 1: But now I see that it's not just humanoid robots.
Speaker 1: It is any robot that travels over the ground, is
Speaker 1: software controlled and weighs more than four point four pounds. Crucially,
Speaker 1: that includes a doc. Now, what would come under the
Speaker 1: category of that everything? Your robots like your Yarbo would
Speaker 1: be an example. Yarba would definitely be an example that
Speaker 1: is weigh over four point four pounds. The vacuum robot vacuums, yes,
Speaker 1: I have all come from trying to every single one
Speaker 1: of those. I don't think any of them are made
Speaker 1: in the United States at all.
Speaker 5: I think sounds like to me China is finding a
Speaker 5: way to use ordinary commercial items in an effort.
Speaker 1: To spy on us.
Speaker 5: Disguise it as a commercial but a naturality going to
Speaker 5: use it. It's a piece of spike equipment disguised as
Speaker 5: a simple piece of you know, like a vacuum cleaner, lawnmower.
Speaker 1: Where the case may be, so all the sales are
Speaker 1: going to end, well, it doesn't say that in here.
Speaker 1: It doesn't give me any explanation in the article I'm
Speaker 1: reading about when does this kick in? How are they
Speaker 1: going to enforce it? I guess you remember there was
Speaker 1: I think we might have even talked about it. Dji,
Speaker 1: who makes the drones. They had a robot vacuum that
Speaker 1: they were going to release, and I saw a press
Speaker 1: release or I saw a product announcement or something about it,
Speaker 1: and then it never came to market. Because I'm always like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder how good that robot vacuum is going to be,
Speaker 1: and they make good drones. Well, it never came out,
Speaker 1: or at least it only came out for a very
Speaker 1: short period of time. They don't sell it. Whatever happened
Speaker 1: with that, Well, it turns out that they had such
Speaker 1: incredibly poor security that one man was able to access
Speaker 1: seven thousand Dji robot robot vacuums around the world. He
Speaker 1: just like, there's no security on him at all, so
Speaker 1: he can drive him around somebody's house. He can he
Speaker 1: can watch video feeds of what's happening in the house.
Speaker 1: Could you take pictures? Oh my god. Yeah. And sometimes
Speaker 1: I'll be in the shower and you know, it's a
Speaker 1: glass wall right there, and my wife will run that
Speaker 1: robot vacuum, and that thing's just it's staring right at
Speaker 1: me every passage. It's going right at the shower. You
Speaker 1: know that that's going somewhere to China. There's nothing there
Speaker 1: to see in your sor.
Speaker 10: You don't think this will happen with the humanoid teacher
Speaker 10: robots and somebody hacks into it. Maybe a pedophile watching
Speaker 10: kids all day long, just even that, just watching the
Speaker 10: times and stuff and yeah, I mean in secret that
Speaker 10: they it knows when it can say dirty things to them,
Speaker 10: or groom them in.
Speaker 1: A way anything.
Speaker 10: The flock cameras and watching people and stalking them, I
Speaker 10: just don't see I see people doing that as well.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be that, it wouldn't be on the top
Speaker 1: of my priority list of things that I would be
Speaker 1: worried about. Have you ever seen those robots freak out?
Speaker 1: They're strong?
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're way stronger than they could be. There could
Speaker 7: be small and you're like, oh, okn't do that much
Speaker 7: damage now that things all metal you obsess.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it hits you. I was also even thinking little kids.
Speaker 10: This has to be at high school because little kids
Speaker 10: are afraid of mascots. They're afraid of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 10: So you can't introduce them right away to a robot
Speaker 10: in classroom.
Speaker 1: But maybe that's where you get. You get them used
Speaker 1: to robots, you acclimate them as children, and then later
Speaker 1: in life they'll be completely comfortable around robots. We're gonna
Speaker 1: need robots. You know, there's not enough healthcare workers we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to replace. We're gonna have to replace, not
Speaker 1: even replace supplement healthcare workers with robots at some point.
Speaker 10: Well, and it's also yeah, and it would be a
Speaker 10: nice tool if this did work, to have an assistant
Speaker 10: in the classroom when the teacher's busy or explaining something
Speaker 10: and you have a question that you could ask the
Speaker 10: robot and maybe it might explain it in a different
Speaker 10: way that you're understanding.
Speaker 1: Like if I, if I had a robot working on
Speaker 1: this show, it would be here on time. It wouldn't
Speaker 1: be oh, Jeffrey, it wouldn't be thirty seconds late. Funny,
Speaker 1: because what do you put the way to put that
Speaker 1: in my face?
Speaker 5: You know, with all this robotic technology and everything, you know,
Speaker 5: it's at some point I have a feeling that we
Speaker 5: don't wind up being replaced by robots.
Speaker 1: That's not just me, but everybody any day. Now, Doug,
Speaker 1: what do you have coming up in the Chizzy? Coming
Speaker 1: up in the Chizzy?
Speaker 3: There is a baseball card that sold for eleven million dollars.
Speaker 1: Who's one of a kind card? Is it? I'll tell
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Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: We could keep the people who are on the phone, Chrystal,
Speaker 1: I'll get to them when I when we get back,
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