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Speaker 1: force yesterday and as always, surprises on Day one. Real

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Speaker 3: From March Madness, well, the real day one, as far

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Speaker 1: make sure that everybody is representing the university at all times.

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Speaker 1: It's a rich kid school to teach them how to

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Speaker 1: be rich without teaching them anything else.

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Speaker 9: Hey, are they getting more or less out of that

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Speaker 9: than I got out of freshman ECN one to OH

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Speaker 9: one or baseball coaching or some of the other.

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Speaker 3: That's fine, I understand your argument.

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Speaker 1: But the option is there for you to have a

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Speaker 1: normal education should you choose to do so. At High

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Speaker 1: Point it's where rich kids go so they don't embarrass

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Speaker 1: their parents.

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Speaker 9: Well, hey, maybe there's something to be set for teaching that,

459
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Speaker 9: because there's a lot of embarrassing people.

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Speaker 1: If you can afford the forty grand a year, for

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Speaker 1: a dorm concierge service.

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Speaker 3: That's right, I could have I could have used that.

463
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Speaker 1: They drive you around on a golf cart, Mike on campus,

464
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Speaker 1: Oh do you need to go to class?

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Speaker 3: See, we could have done that, but it would have

466
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Speaker 3: got stuck into Sunnow.

467
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Speaker 1: We couldn't even do it at Dve after college without

468
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Speaker 1: completely turfing a green at Grand.

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Speaker 3: View and having a golf course. Tell us never to

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Speaker 3: come back.

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Speaker 1: Well, the old two niner and his buddies have a

472
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Speaker 1: few beers. That was really on us.

473
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Speaker 3: What a game? And now that was a great That

474
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Speaker 3: was a great game.

475
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Speaker 9: Not in the way I wanted it to end, but

476
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Speaker 9: I still appreciated it, because what a game?

477
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Speaker 3: What do you? What are you saying? Jacob? I picked

478
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Speaker 3: that one? Did you high points? They were like thirty

479
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Speaker 3: and four of the regular season.

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Speaker 9: And that that kid, I thought it was hyperbole. That

481
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Speaker 9: was they I've not seen anything like. At least Golky

482
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Speaker 9: did it the traditional way. He would catch the ball

483
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Speaker 9: and make a head fake or line it up for

484
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Speaker 9: some or even just catch and shoot. There was a

485
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Speaker 9: rhythm to it. Yeah, this kid Johnston, he treated the

486
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Speaker 9: ball like it had aides.

487
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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, Well in the us late in the game,

488
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Speaker 1: he had a breakaway, he had a layup and it

489
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Speaker 1: was his first two pointer.

490
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Speaker 3: Of the season and won the game. And it won

491
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Speaker 3: the game.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, he was the process looked like he was trying

493
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Speaker 9: to possess the ball for the few seconds possible before

494
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Speaker 9: shooting it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just like it was almost like he was just

496
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Speaker 3: deflecting it. Yeah, and he's making it. He made it

497
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Speaker 3: from the logo for it defied logic.

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Speaker 1: The funny thing is that big Cat, a Wisconsin grad, Yeah,

499
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Speaker 1: brought that kid up last week and said, hey, we

500
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Speaker 1: might get goalkied by a kid like this.

501
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Speaker 3: Check us out.

502
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Speaker 1: And he previewed that kid and everything happened, and they said,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't it be funny if they beat us with a

504
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Speaker 1: two pointer?

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Speaker 3: And he did and there's your twelve five. Yeah, you

506
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Speaker 3: can sit you watch. That's why I don't think twelve.

507
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Speaker 1: Fives are the real upsets anymore, thirteen fours or the

508
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Speaker 1: first layer of upset as far as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 9: Well, I know Wisconsin had beaten Michigan at Michigan, Illinois

510
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Speaker 9: at Illinois, Purdue at Purdue, and Michigan stayed at home

511
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Speaker 9: in the Big Ten season and pretty good and couldn't

512
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Speaker 9: beat High Point.

513
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just crazy.

514
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Speaker 1: Fus comeback against North Carolina. Should get somebody fired at

515
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Speaker 1: North Carolina.

516
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Speaker 9: Maybe, although the top end of the A ten is

517
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Speaker 9: always legit, it it's talking about with that.

518
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Speaker 1: Being legit, it's about a nineteen point lead in the

519
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Speaker 1: second half.

520
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I still should be able to get that one home.

521
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Speaker 9: The North Carolina without its star point guard who's injured,

522
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Speaker 9: is not is not all that run something else than

523
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Speaker 9: whatever they were doing, and they were, I mean, it's

524
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Speaker 9: it's just not that they went cold.

525
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Speaker 3: Now.

526
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Speaker 1: VCU, to their credit, went on like a nineteen to

527
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Speaker 1: two run at one point. It was that was a

528
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Speaker 1: fun game to watch.

529
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Speaker 9: Duke yesterday became the first one seed to trail A

530
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Speaker 9: sixteen by double digits.

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Speaker 3: At halftime, Duke was down eleven.

532
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Speaker 9: Dude didn't rest anybody on his team from Sianna ended

533
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Speaker 9: up winning by six.

534
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Speaker 1: Did he eventually sub anybody in think? Yes, No, he didn't.

535
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Speaker 1: Jacob says, I think very late. I'll look it up.

536
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Speaker 1: I mean, his only chance or stupid. It's like, should

537
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Speaker 1: you have gone in for a pit stop earlier type thing?

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Speaker 9: You know, you know, I'd say it's I think let's

539
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Speaker 9: the old McNamara, Jerry mcnamarray, the old Syracuse Guard. He

540
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Speaker 9: probably knows his team better than I do. It's amazing

541
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Speaker 9: when you put a guy in who can't play, how

542
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Speaker 9: the game finds him. And even when he's in there

543
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Speaker 9: for twenty seconds, bad stuff happens.

544
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Speaker 3: So you know, he took Duke to the wire.

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Speaker 9: Sixteen more games on tap today and tonight.

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Speaker 3: Man, that was fun.

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Speaker 9: Yesterday left here and I had a little business to

548
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Speaker 9: attend to and then I met some guys at the

549
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Speaker 9: bar and watched some hoops and punch stuff into my phone.

550
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Speaker 8: And want to hear the high Point University radio call

551
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Speaker 8: of the game?

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Speaker 3: I would love to. This is from high Points Student Radio.

553
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Speaker 3: So they teach them how to turn the radio on.

554
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Speaker 3: I think they teach them how to buy the radio station.

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Speaker 3: It's certainly the shoot.

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Speaker 11: Day.

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Speaker 12: Lads are at each other nine seconds, boy, watch to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, boy, they launched down court on the glass slipper.

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Speaker 3: You're at the Florida State right now, at to Florida State.

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Speaker 3: Why did you take Russian in Florida State?

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Speaker 8: Because I thought it was Spanish. I was like, a

631
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Speaker 8: noon Spanish class would be awesome, right, And so I

632
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Speaker 8: So I signed up for it. I said that I

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Speaker 8: was a Russian. I sit down and the teacher's hot,

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Speaker 8: and I'm like, this is great, ude, hot teacher, fourteen

636
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Speaker 8: kids in the class, I'm gonna kill it, right yeah,

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Speaker 8: And then she starts writing a new alphabet and I go,

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Speaker 8: when did Spanish you get a new alphabet? And then

639
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Speaker 8: I go I raised my hand, I go, this is

640
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Speaker 8: this Spanish? And she goes, you know this is Russian?

641
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Speaker 3: And I'm out.

642
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Speaker 8: And then all the kids in the class go, wait,

643
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Speaker 8: if you need the class, we can't have Russian because

644
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Speaker 8: we need fifteen for a class. And so I go, yeah,

645
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Speaker 8: but I'm not taking Russian, and they're like why not.

646
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Speaker 8: I was like, when, well, will I ever need Russian?

647
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Speaker 8: If I need a kidney? And I got to go

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Speaker 8: over there and find one, Like I don't, I'm never

649
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Speaker 8: going to take use Russian. So I'm not going to

650
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Speaker 8: take Russian because I don't want to learn it. So

651
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Speaker 8: then the teacher said to me, just hang out and

652
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Speaker 8: sit to the entire class. This is horrible. This is

653
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Speaker 8: this is Florida State one on one right here. So

654
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Speaker 8: I get downe the class and she goes, look, here's

655
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Speaker 8: the deal. There's fourteen kids that want to take the class.

656
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Speaker 8: If you sit in here, I get to teach, I

657
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Speaker 8: get to achieve my master and I can teach these

658
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Speaker 8: kids and they can all learn Russian. So if you

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Speaker 8: just show up, I'll give you a c wow. And

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Speaker 8: I was like, you just sold me. Goddamn guess who's

661
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Speaker 8: majoring in Russian?

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Speaker 3: Right?

663
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Speaker 8: So then I did Russian one, and then Russian two

664
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Speaker 8: shows around. All these kids want to learn Russian too.

665
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Speaker 8: So I was like, I go, is that's plan still working?

666
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Speaker 8: And she goes yeah. So I showed up for Russian two,

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Speaker 8: Russian three. Finally they called them, They're like, hey, you

668
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 8: want to go to Russia. I was like, I can't

669
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 8: speak Russian. I never learned any of the language. And

670
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 8: listen to a bunch of people mumble with marbles in

671
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 8: their life. And then finally she goes, she goes, yeah,

672
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 8: if you go to Russian, you got a major in Russian.

673
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 8: Russian so I had to sit down with the head

674
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 8: of the Russian apartment and he goes, look, I understand

675
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 8: the deal you guys worked out. So if I said

676
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 8: to Russian you got to have a major in Russian,

677
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 8: but you can't come back and take like old church Slavonic,

678
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 8: you can't like want to pursue this.

679
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 3: You have to go over there and just don't you

680
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 3: can't really be a doctor. Yeah, so I went over there.

681
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,959
Speaker 8: Yes, you don't show up at the un and then

682
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 8: you get translated, right right.

683
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 3: So I was like great.

684
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 8: So I went to Russia for like three months and

685
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 8: then got involved with the mob, I swear to you.

686
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,479
Speaker 3: So we got to hear this.

687
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 8: Okay, so when we go over there, they tell us

688
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 8: they go the So the mob runs everything. This is

689
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 8: nineteen ninety three, ninety five, all right, the mob runs anything.

690
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,719
Speaker 8: So everything. So we got two gangsters for you, Igor

691
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 8: and Sasha. Now they they go listen, they're gonna follow

692
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 8: us around. They're gonna live on the same floor we do.

693
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 8: They're just there to make sure we've paid the mob.

694
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 8: We've paid the Mob already. They've given us these two

695
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 8: guys to make sure we don't get padded down. Like

696
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 8: we don't get like shaken down right, So these guys

697
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 8: are follows. Don't make eye contact with them, don't talk

698
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 8: to them, don't do anything. So then of course first

699
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 8: thing I do is like, I'm gonna meet these guys.

700
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 8: I wanna be gangsters. I want to be the I

701
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 8: want to be the Frankie Valley of Russia, you know. Like,

702
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 8: so I go over knock on their door, and I

703
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 8: knock on their door and they and they answer the door.

704
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 8: They're having like a party with like real Russians in

705
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 8: their room, and it's Igor and he's in a wife

706
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 8: beater and he's like just and he's like got a cigarette.

707
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 8: He's like shud oh, which is what? And then I panicked,

708
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 8: and so I meant to say, which I learned in

709
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 8: my Russian book, my name's Burt, Nice to meet you.

710
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 3: But what I said was I am a machine. And

711
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 3: then and then he.

712
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 8: Falls apart, laughing, and he goes and he just says

713
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 8: it brings me in the room, and he starts playing

714
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 8: in English. He goes, say it again, say it again.

715
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 8: And then I said to everyone, I go, I am

716
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 8: a machine.

717
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 3: And then they're like.

718
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 8: So then they fell in love with me and I

719
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 8: started like, we started hanging out every day, and then

720
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 8: I started learning Russian through Igor and Sasha. Like they

721
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 8: teach me Russian and I teach them English, and then

722
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 8: I teach them English slangs in Russian, like how to

723
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 8: say like, uh, you know, I can't say it on air,

724
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 8: but like dirty slang, right, Okay, So then okay, so

725
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 8: now do we have a second. Yeah, wow, you know what,

726
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 8: Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do a quick

727
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 8: commercial break.

728
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna come back from that and get Dicey's

729
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: picks my dad's retired booking, and then Bert's get finish.

730
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 3: Sue.

731
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 8: We ended up robbing a train, and okay, I thought

732
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 8: it ended where they hit or something. That we ended

733
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 8: up robbing a train. It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad,

734
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 8: all right. So so Egor and Sasha and I become

735
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 8: really tight friends.

736
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 3: Me and this other guy Bolshoi, which means big John

737
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 3: in Russian.

738
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 8: He was just a big Italian guy from New York,

739
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 8: from the Bronx, and he was he was he looked

740
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 8: like a thug, but he was the sweetest guy. But

741
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 8: he could really speak Russian. So a different mob runs Moscow.

742
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 8: A different mob runs the train. So what we're going

743
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 8: to Moscow? So Egosasa tell me, listen, We've set you

744
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 8: up with a mob in Moscow, and we set you

745
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 8: up with the mob on the train. The two guys

746
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 8: are gonna shadow you just like we do. They're gonna

747
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 8: party with You're gonna have a good time with these guys.

748
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 8: We're friends with them. And I was like, okay, cool.

749
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 8: So so they drop us off the train and we

750
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 8: meet the two new gangsters, Igorn Igor and Igorn Igor

751
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 8: look like they're really in the mob, like Egosasa kinda did,

752
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 8: but they could also look like they may be worked

753
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 8: at a deli. These guys look like they're in the mob.

754
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 8: Hardcore like track suits, purple tracksuits. And so we show

755
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 8: up in there and Igor is like, this is the machine.

756
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 3: If you if you, if you give.

757
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 8: Him vodka, the machines a good time, Like you're gonna

758
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 8: have a good time with the machine, and they're like machine,

759
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 8: They're like and so my class is all putting their

760
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 8: bags in coach and the gangsters go.

761
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 3: The machine doesn't ride and coach.

762
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 8: The machine rides in first clas and I'm like, shut up,

763
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 8: I got my own sleeper cart, right, but it's these two.

764
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 3: Guys are in it.

765
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 8: I'm sharing it with these guys. So I bring John

766
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 8: ball shoy up. I go, let's party with these guys.

767
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 8: I mean the train hasn't even taken off yet, right.

768
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 8: The conductor comes in, rips off the patch on his sleeve,

769
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 8: gives it to he goes, I want to give a

770
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 8: present to the machine. I will like there's some respect

771
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 8: because it's because yeah, because the mobs now told everyone

772
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 8: the machine's gonna be on this train. So we do

773
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 8: a shot with a conductor before he takes off. The

774
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,959
Speaker 8: more they even drives the train, we take a shot.

775
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 8: I'm like, do you want to text somebody when we're

776
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 8: doing this? So so hitman or so within a machine

777
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 8: within within twenty minutes, all the vodka in a our

778
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 8: first class cart's gone, right, I mean we've drank everything.

779
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 8: And these guys are crazy, like you can see the

780
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 8: craziness in their eyes, like happen and they go so

781
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 8: they so we're like an hour in, they go, let's

782
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 8: go to the bar cart and get more, get more vodka.

783
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 8: I go done, so me John bolshoy Igornigor going to

784
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 8: the bar cart, and now these guys don't speak any

785
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 8: English at all, like they speak little broken English. You go,

786
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 8: Sasha can translate. So they get we get another thing,

787
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 8: is me, John Bolshoyor and they go machine, go behind

788
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 8: the bar and gavodka, they say in Russian if I

789
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 8: understand them, and I'm like, they said get vodka.

790
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 3: I look at John, and John's like, you're getting it, buddy.

791
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, like you're learning, you're drinking anyway, and understanding.

792
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 8: They go get some bread clip and I go, I

793
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 8: got it, and they're like, get some seated that's cheese.

794
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 8: And I'm like, they said get bread and cheese and

795
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 8: then like grab all the roubles and I was like

796
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 8: what and then like grab all the money and I

797
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 8: was like and then I look around and everyone in

798
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 8: the bar cart's standing against the wall and they're like

799
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 8: just patting everyone down, taking stuff out of their pockets.

800
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god, we're robbing the trail.

801
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 8: And I look at John and John's like, do not argue,

802
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 8: just get the money. And now the guy behind the

803
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 8: bar is like he's stiff, like he's seen it goes

804
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 8: and he's not making eye contact with me because he

805
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 8: doesn't want to see what I look like because he

806
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 8: might might have to kill him. Right, yeah, So I'm like,

807
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 8: oh my god. In my head, I'm like, stop saying

808
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 8: my name. So we robbed the car, we robbed the cart,

809
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 8: and then we go back, and we go back, and

810
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 8: now the mood has changed, right, there's no much more

811
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 8: fun in this room. The first guy's cart is scary,

812
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 8: like we're in good Fellows. We just killed the guy.

813
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 8: So we're sitting in there and we're just drinking, staring

814
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 8: at each other, and the sun starts setting, and Biggiegre

815
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 8: says to me, when we're gonna have some a lot

816
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 8: of fun when the sun goes down.

817
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 3: I go why?

818
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 8: And he hands up me. He's got all the keys.

819
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,919
Speaker 8: He goes, I got all the keys to the train.

820
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 8: When the train, when everyone falls asleep, we're gonna rob everyone.

821
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 8: And I'm like, oh my gosh. I'm like Butch cassiding

822
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 8: the Sundays Kid here in Russia. And I look at

823
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 8: John John Bolshoy and he goes, my bunny, and he goes,

824
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 8: he goes. I don't think we're gonna have an option.

825
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 8: I think we have to rob the train with these guys,

826
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 8: so Sun goes down and these and what I decide

827
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 8: to do, because I know all my whole classes on

828
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 8: this train, I decide to get these guys so drunk

829
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 8: that we can't rob trains. That's a good, great idea.

830
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 8: So I start drinking hardcore. Now I'm getting spins. I'm

831
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 8: getting really hammered. And so we go to rob the

832
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 8: first car, which is my class, and we rob my class.

833
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 8: We rob them block, we go through this is what

834
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 8: this is what we do. Okay, the door opens and

835
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 8: they slide in and they crawl and they start pulling

836
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 8: backpacks out and slide them out out the thing, and

837
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 8: then we go through the backpacks and then we sign

838
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 8: them back and they push it in. And now if

839
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 8: someone wakes up, Biggiegor throws open the door, takes Vodkun,

840
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 8: spits it in their eyes. That's how this is a

841
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 8: real thought out play. These guys no wonder they're in

842
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 8: the mob and and not doing something real in the locks.

843
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 8: So we robbed my whole class. And then finally these

844
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 8: guys are like, all right, we're going to the rest

845
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 8: of the cart. And John and I are like, oh,

846
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 8: we're gonna hang out of here. So we go back,

847
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 8: and we start like trying to get like, we're like panicking,

848
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 8: what are we gonna do? They come back. They brought

849
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 8: the whole cart. We go back into the room and

850
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 8: we're just we're like, oh my god. My teacher shows up.

851
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,439
Speaker 8: Valerie shows up and opens the door to my first

852
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 8: class car and goes, I need to speak to Burt

853
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 8: right now. Igors pits volk in her face, goes no,

854
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 8: one talks to the machine like that.

855
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 3: Like what she does. She talks some machine like that.

856
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 3: She goes no.

857
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 8: She goes, you've you've robbed the train, You have h

858
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 8: you are hanging out, okay, sirs, you just spit volking

859
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 8: in my face. And we've called the police. They'll be

860
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 8: waiting for us and arrive in Moscow. And I'm like

861
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 8: the police and like, don't worry about it. And I'm

862
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 8: like I'm worried because I don't want to go to

863
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 8: the gulag spend time and if you get tattoos made

864
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 8: out of tire rubber and now, and like I don't

865
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 8: want that. I don't want to be a clever whatever

866
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 8: I want to call these people. That's how they make

867
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 8: their tattoos. You got, yeah, did you win the gangs

868
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 8: and they give you tire rubber tattoos, and they've all

869
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 8: got them. And they're not good looking. The guy they're

870
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 8: not like fought out. It's want of a goat.

871
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 3: And I don't want to go tattoo.

872
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,439
Speaker 8: So the good So sunrises and we have not stopped drinking,

873
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 8: and Egor and Egor are just smoking and drinking.

874
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 3: Were hammered. I pull up and I look and.

875
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 8: On the shirt enough on the train cart, my whole

876
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 8: classes and their jammers just crying.

877
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 3: Everyone's crying, and.

878
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 8: Their bags are all disheveled, and they're giving a report

879
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 8: to the police.

880
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: Are like writing it down.

881
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 3: Turn into a puppet going down right.

882
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 8: So Ego and Egor are like, don't worry about it,

883
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 8: we'll take care of her. Worry about it, and I go,

884
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 8: I'm really worried because I'm this is how almost spend

885
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 8: the rest of my life in Russian prison without speaking Russian.

886
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 3: This is what I'm going to be the punching bag.

887
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 8: So then the police get done their report and then

888
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 8: they look over and Egor and Egor stop sucking in

889
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 8: their hands bottle of vaka and they look at the

890
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 8: police and the and the police point to them and

891
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 8: wave them over and they start yelling at them in

892
00:39:53,080 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 8: Russia like I just said next, and they started yearing

893
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 8: at the cops are hearing at each other. I'm going,

894
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 8: this is is this how they meant to take care

895
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 8: of it? They were just gonna be rate the two

896
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 8: cops like I should have taken care of it and

897
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 8: just pleaded dumb And then find me in the middle

898
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 8: of the yelling.

899
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 3: One cop points at me and goes, I'm like, please doom.

900
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 8: I don't know what he's I'm making up boards, right,

901
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 8: So I so I like, look at John and I

902
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 8: walk over to the two cops and now I'm like,

903
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 8: this is it. This is my moment of reckoning. This

904
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 8: is me going to jail. And the cop looks at

905
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 8: me real stern and he goes, so you are the

906
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 8: machine and I said yeah, and he goes, tonight you

907
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 8: party with me, and I was like, oh no, swear

908
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 8: to you. I went out with the two cops that

909
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 8: night and Igor and Igor and two other gangsters to

910
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 8: a strip club and then we get hammered and one

911
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 8: of the cops throws me the keys.

912
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 3: He goes on, don't you drive this crowd? Cors it's Russia.

913
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 3: It's like the wild West.

914
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 8: So me and John are driving a car whew, pulling

915
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 8: people over.

916
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 3: Let's put him down. It was it was the craziest

917
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 3: time of my life. Hi, Michelle, Michelle, he can get

918
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 3: a thong on for me. That's a problem.

919
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 13: In the DVE Electric Lunch where the listeners pick the songs,

920
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 13: this chilling on my bunch break listening to you take

921
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 13: the lunchtime break from the ordinary on the Electric Lunch

922
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 13: with Michelle on DV.

923
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 14: Hey there, it's carried Joy with your work money minute

924
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 14: when gold and silver prices are hot.

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Speaker 13: W dv E Pittsburgh and iHeartRadio station Guaranteed Human.

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Speaker 5: But she was stopping and watching him in a way

927
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 5: that I was thinking.

928
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 3: I should just have this on in the house all

929
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Speaker 3: the time.

930
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was also stopping at moments when she

931
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 5: would get frustrated and I would say, well, did you

932
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 5: hear what he was just saying where he kind of

933
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 5: screwed up a little bit, but how he rolled it

934
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Speaker 5: into something that's kind of you know, I just screwed

935
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 5: up and I made it into something. So that's that's

936
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Speaker 5: kind of the whole point, is you saying, anybody can paint.

937
00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: You know, that just sounds like a delightful mommy oder moment.

938
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Speaker 1: And by the way, I'd like to go back on

939
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: what I said about having Charles Parkley and dig By

940
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: Pale be the dulcet tones that lull me to sleep

941
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: and resubmit Bob Ross. Yeah, you can put some Bob

942
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: Ross on and that will put you right down.

943
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Speaker 5: Now, what I didn't get to her with her was

944
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 5: the documentary and be like now there was also a

945
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 5: crazy lady who was trying to have an affair with.

946
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Speaker 4: Him, Brandy Bellman and the DV morning show.

947
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Speaker 1: You know, I know some parents do kind of share

948
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Speaker 1: stuff like that with their kids, and I always think

949
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: it's hilarious when you create these precocious little kids by

950
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: letting them in on every adult dynamic that's going on,

951
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: And usually that happens by letting them watch your television shows.

952
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: I think it starts with the moms who let their

953
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: kids watch soap operas with them.

954
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: Oh, I used.

955
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 5: To watch Guiding Lights because my mom let.

956
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 3: Me guess precocious young kid. Yes, could I be any

957
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 3: other way?

958
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Speaker 15: No?

959
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 5: Come on, I know I used to have Doctor Seuss

960
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 5: and and then pour some sugar on me from death Leffort,

961
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 5: like right after.

962
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,479
Speaker 1: That man, and then the TV guide with the people

963
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: from Days of Our Lives on the cover.

964
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Speaker 3: It's going to happen in Port Charles, New York this week.

965
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think after school that's where I think

966
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 1: the stem of precocious kids comes from. Ye little kids

967
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: watching soap operas and seeing the most campy, adult scandalous situations.

968
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Speaker 5: Probably, and then you think that everybody also can come

969
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 5: back and be possessed.

970
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 3: Something like right, yeah.

971
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Speaker 16: Nobody ever dies. They're like going to die in a

972
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 16: car accident. They're coming back. So never never let go.

973
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 3: Never grieve. What are you gone over there?

974
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Speaker 5: This hour is brought to you by Keystone Basement Systems

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976
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Speaker 5: chance for a storm this afternoon. It's going to be

977
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Speaker 5: a high of sixty one. A Pittsburgh attorney's been indicted

978
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Speaker 5: for allegedly embezzling one point three million dollars from the

979
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Speaker 5: du Cane Incline. Christopher Furman was indicted on ten counts

980
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 5: of charges of wire fraud and money laundering. According to

981
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Speaker 5: the indictment, in twenty twenty, Furman was selected president of

982
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Speaker 5: the Board of Trustees for the Society of the Preservation

983
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Speaker 5: of the du Cane Heights Incline, the organization that has

984
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Speaker 5: operated the incline since the Society's founding in nineteen sixty four.

985
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Speaker 5: The indictment alleges that from October of twenty four to

986
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Speaker 5: September of twenty five, Furman transferred approximately over a million

987
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Speaker 5: dollars from the society's bank accounts into his own account

988
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Speaker 5: via more than twenty five electronic transactions. He then allegedly

989
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 5: transferred that money to an online cryptocurrency exchange and digital

990
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 5: asset management platform, where he purchased and sold cryptocurrency for

991
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Speaker 5: his personal profit.

992
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

993
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: This guy also apparently allegedly tried to get money. He

994
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: bought some properties that could be considered historical even though

995
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 1: they were like completely irredeemable, and then tried to get

996
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: money from the Historical Preservation Society to redo the house

997
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: to you know, remodel everything and uphold the history. And

998
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: I don't think they bought it, but that was another

999
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: ruse that he had going on.

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Speaker 3: And you know, he would have never done it. Oh God,

1001
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 3: what a do He's gross? Yeah.

1002
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Speaker 5: He's a gross man, but he's gonna get in trouble

1003
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 5: because each count of wirefraud provides for a maximum total

1004
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 5: sentence of up to twenty years in prison. Yeah, and

1005
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 5: a fine greater of two hundred and fifty thousand dollars

1006
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 5: or an alternative of twice the gross of the game.

1007
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 3: So he's yeah, he's screwed. He's screwed.

1008
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Speaker 17: It's got to be a small ish organization. It's a

1009
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 17: train car that goes up and down the hill. It's

1010
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Speaker 17: not even the one that's part of public transportation. It's

1011
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 17: pure like, isn't this a charming little thing?

1012
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: So he's gotta be the only guy, which was the

1013
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,720
Speaker 1: flaw in his plan. There's one guy and the money's gone.

1014
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: I wonder who did it. This is like the guy

1015
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: a Pitt who was the only guy that ran the

1016
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: rare books room that was selling the rare book. Yes,

1017
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: I forgot about that we could have possibly taken. Could

1018
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: it be the one guy who has access to them?

1019
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 3: We're all looking for the guy who did this.

1020
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: In high school, our friend Justin got busted in our

1021
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: friend Tim's mom's room at a party, and Tim walked

1022
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: in and Justin was sitting in there and.

1023
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 3: Tim goes, what's going on? He goes, Dude, someone was

1024
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 3: just in here and stole a bunch of stuff.

1025
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Speaker 1: And we were like we believed him because we're like, oh,

1026
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: he would never do it.

1027
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 3: Who came in here and did all this? And he

1028
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 3: was like it was the one guy, you know who

1029
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 3: you caught doing it. There's this one armed man. I swear.

1030
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Speaker 1: We felt so dumb. Like six months later, we're like, yeah,

1031
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: of course it was him. He was our friends, so

1032
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: we thought he wasn't, you know, but he was.

1033
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 3: He was. He was going through a tough time and

1034
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 3: and you know, you festd up eventually.

1035
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: Sorry, but that guy is uh crazy? One point three

1036
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: million from the incline? How did that go unnoticed up

1037
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: to one point three million? You would have thought around

1038
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: the two hundred thousand mark things would have started to

1039
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: rear their head with the incline because I can't imagine

1040
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: there's that much money involved in running the incline because

1041
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 1: it's the like transportation equivalent of like having those balls

1042
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: on your desk where you let one clicking you go,

1043
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: you know.

1044
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 3: What I mean.

1045
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's kind of a gravity thing. It pulls

1046
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: itself up and down again. Not the one that like

1047
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: takes you anywhere. You have to park at this incline.

1048
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: It's not like we're making so much money. People go

1049
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: up and the go.

1050
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Speaker 15: No.

1051
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 17: One point three million sounds like all the money, the

1052
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 17: entire with the endowment whatever it.

1053
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Speaker 5: Was agreed, all right, This sounds like a living nightmare.

1054
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 5: Apparently there is a new trend out there where people

1055
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 5: are choosing to stay awake during plastic surgery.

1056
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 8: Huh.

1057
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 5: Imagine getting a facelift while you're awake. Doctors are now

1058
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 5: offering awake procedures using local numbing instead of putting people

1059
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 5: fully under. You can even get up halfway through the

1060
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 5: surgery and walk around, so one patient said, quote, I

1061
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 5: could even hear them working on me. Some patients like

1062
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 5: the idea of skipping the anesthesia risks, but others are

1063
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 5: not sold on the idea. When doctors said quote for

1064
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 5: four out of or four or five hours, that seems

1065
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 5: like torture and honestly, hearing tools, feeling pulling, and knowing

1066
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 5: what's happening the whole time for a lot of people,

1067
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 5: that would be a hard past.

1068
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Speaker 1: I woke up apparently during my second hip operation and

1069
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Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, you woke up and we had to

1070
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: give you the gas because they before that they were

1071
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: just giving you propofall and a spinal and they're like,

1072
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: I think you had some massive reflux and you start

1073
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 1: a confident you woke up And I was like, oh man,

1074
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: and so I had the groggy gas thing. But I

1075
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: thought about, like if I really woke up and saw

1076
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: those dudes with the sledgehammer whacking your plastic hip, and

1077
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: you know.

1078
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 3: You'd never forget. Now.

1079
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Speaker 1: I do remember one time I had to have my

1080
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: stomach pumped and they won't put you to sleep until

1081
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: you swallow the tube. And that is the closest I

1082
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: ever felt to like waking up during something because they

1083
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: have you sedated but not all the way and then

1084
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Speaker 1: you it's off.

1085
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,760
Speaker 3: It's it's it's like being waterboarded. It's terrible.

1086
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: And then the second they get the tube all the

1087
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: way down, then they can knock you out. Oh my god,

1088
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: it was awful, awful. Yeah that I was like fifteen.

1089
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 1: I told you that was when my my tonsils exploded.

1090
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 2: Yes, like that, like season one of the Pit you

1091
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 2: could be again.

1092
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Speaker 5: They need a local yinzer to help them with the dialect,

1093
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 5: but you could also be there.

1094
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 3: As an example story, that was.

1095
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Speaker 1: The craziest thing that ever happened to me medically, and

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Speaker 1: lots of quick crazy things have happened, but yeah, blood

1097
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: was just going everywhere all the time, like twelve or

1098
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: thirteen different incidents. But that was the only time I

1099
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: ever came close to like being awake while a surgery

1100
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 1: thing was happening. That would be a quiet nightmare. Imagine

1101
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: if you were like sleep paralysis and couldn't let them know,

1102
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,720
Speaker 1: like your eyes are open and they're like in your chest.

1103
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 3: Ugh, I hate it.

1104
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 5: I've had moles removed where it was just local, but

1105
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 5: my body convinces.

1106
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 3: Me I can feel it. Uh huh.

1107
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 5: I think that's just a that's just an innate reaction,

1108
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 5: like a phantom limb.

1109
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 3: Kind of feeling.

1110
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: And I'm guessing the plastic surgery people just don't want

1111
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: to die during plastic surgery, so they're out opting for

1112
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: the least amount of sodium penthethol possible.

1113
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, the kanity aspect of it, They're like, why can't

1114
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 5: die during plastic service?

1115
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 3: That would be so much worse, it's so gast.

1116
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,720
Speaker 17: Meanwhile, we're not going to eat ourselves out just to go.

1117
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,240
Speaker 3: To the dentist.

1118
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:14,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, people do that sedation dentistry. That really,

1119
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,320
Speaker 1: I think dumb idea. I mean, I hate the dentist.

1120
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: If it were like this sounds so much worse. If

1121
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: they were like, we'll come to you when you're already

1122
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: asleep and we'll clean your teeth and you won't wake up.

1123
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: That sounds fine. But in the middle of the night

1124
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: like Chimney sweep.

1125
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 17: Yeah, like the tooth fairy a still in your head.

1126
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I mean I was taught.

1127
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 17: I was taught to believe like, don't go fully under

1128
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 17: lightly because there's always at least a little chance you

1129
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 17: just die.

1130
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 3: Yes, And people are doing this because they don't like

1131
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 3: the teeth scraping. This is how Kanye's mom died. Wow,

1132
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 3: oh right, she was getting LiPo suction LiPo.

1133
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: She died for LiPo. And if she would hung around

1134
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: long enough, chill drugs would have been there for.

1135
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 17: Oh man, I think of the shame if she were

1136
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 17: Connie's mom.

1137
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: Now, no, true, don't something She tells me that apple

1138
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 1: didn't even fall from the tree.

1139
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 3: It's clinging tightly too.

1140
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 5: You know, the idea of being asleep for something like,

1141
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 5: I know that whenever I was pregnant, like part of

1142
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 5: the Lama's classes, they were saying, make sure that you

1143
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 5: speak to the women in your life about their birth experience.

1144
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 5: That is more of an indicator, especially your mother, your grandmother,

1145
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 5: of how yours will go. And so I did that.

1146
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 5: I talked with my mom and then I talked with

1147
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 5: my grandmother.

1148
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 3: At the time, imagine pushing a pumpkin out of your nostrils.

1149
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 3: It's terrible, but you know my mom's birth experience.

1150
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 5: My mom was like, no, drugs happened easily, You're gonna

1151
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 5: be fine, don't worry about it. Ask my grandmother and

1152
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 5: I said, can you do you remember like giving birth

1153
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 5: and what your birth experience was? And she went, no,

1154
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 5: they knocked me out, And I went, they knocked you

1155
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 5: out and she went, they used to do that all

1156
00:52:59,080 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 5: the time.

1157
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 3: Highlights sleep.

1158
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 18: I woke up holding a baby and I went, why

1159
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 18: did they What the hell is this? We're supposed to

1160
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 18: have this whole, like beautiful, cathartic experience of pushing out

1161
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:14,320
Speaker 18: a baby.

1162
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 3: No, knock me out, handed to me exactly incredible.

1163
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about furies, Like I just want

1164
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: to wake up and there's the furies there. I don't

1165
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: know how did I get I don't Yeah, I don't

1166
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: want to wait lying. I just wanted to be there.

1167
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: That is well, it's good that they are not knocking

1168
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 1: people out anymore. You don't want to get knocked out.

1169
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: That's where you do.

1170
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 3: The dying is in the getting knocked out.

1171
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 17: The one time I wish I had it, I had

1172
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 17: like a little a little mini mini tumor taken off

1173
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 17: my face, like right in the middle of my face,

1174
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 17: and I thought it was going to be like when

1175
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 17: you have a mole remove where they're like, okay, it's

1176
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 17: not and then it's gone. This was to make sure

1177
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 17: they got it that like a very detailed, like below

1178
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 17: the surface thick. And the doctor was a jerk, Like

1179
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 17: he was a jerk to me. He was really a

1180
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,240
Speaker 17: jerk to the nurse. You know, you're kind of ugly,

1181
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 17: so like going to scavel like he's he's bossing the

1182
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 17: nurse around and yelling at her, and I'm like, so

1183
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 17: you you've got to know you're a jerk, and you

1184
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 17: choose to let people be awake while you cut their

1185
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 17: face open. Yeah, at this point, it's some weird fetish.

1186
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a kink. I don't know.

1187
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: Plastic surgery I think is on the rise to the

1188
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: extent that they're able to do so many more things

1189
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: without having to knock you out. So always investigate options

1190
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: where you don't have to be put to sleep by

1191
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: somebody who might be looking at their phone.

1192
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 5: PETA and the Animal Rights Foundation of Florida plan to

1193
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,799
Speaker 5: protest the Beach Boys and John Stamos's upcoming performance at

1194
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 5: SeaWorld on March twenty seconds. PETA alleges that dolphins and

1195
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 5: whales at SeaWorld are mistreated and abused, with dolphins being

1196
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 5: sexually abused and draw for breeding programs.

1197
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 17: And worse than that, now they have to listen to

1198
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 17: the current Beach Boys.

1199
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 3: It's terrible.

1200
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 5: Peter President Tracy Ryman criticized the Beach Boys and John

1201
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 5: Stamos for performing at SeaWorld, calling it cruel amusement park

1202
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 5: and urging them to cancel the show.

1203
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with them.

1204
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: Those Sea Worlds I went as a kid. I thought

1205
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: they were awesome. I watched Blackwater. I felt like, how

1206
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 1: in the hell has anybody ever let these things happen.

1207
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 17: It's so shocking that It still exists in Orlando, where

1208
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 17: there's four Disney Parks, three Universal Parks, and there's like

1209
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 17: a low level. There's like a cheap parks. If you're like,

1210
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,439
Speaker 17: don't have some money and you need to fill a day.

1211
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,919
Speaker 17: Who is still spending big money down the street from

1212
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 17: Disney World to look at a sad whale?

1213
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:00,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, like who how is this still a thing? It's

1214
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 3: like whale Auschwitz.

1215
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like literally a detention camp for these things,

1216
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: and they wither away and they exhibit all this crazy behavior.

1217
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: It's not something you should be like kids, Let's go

1218
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 1: look at the whale.

1219
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 3: I guess they don't know, so they think it's fun.

1220
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: When it flops up onto the platform there and the

1221
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: finn falls over, Yeah, they lose their dorsal. It just

1222
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: it goes flaccid. But look, you know, yeah it happens

1223
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: to all guys, all whales.

1224
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 8: Sure.

1225
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 17: Yeah, that had to be a side where they were

1226
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 17: like the whale's body literally looks sad.

1227
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 3: It's making a frowny face with its back. Have you

1228
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 3: ever seen them in the wild? It's crazy.

1229
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love to I wanted to know it was

1230
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 5: in Kawie, but the timing of the year. I think

1231
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 5: you had to go in like February to be able

1232
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:52,439
Speaker 5: to see them.

1233
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: We did it in Vancouver in the Victoria Sound there,

1234
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: and you go out for like an hour in this

1235
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: boat and you're hanging out and then all of a sudden,

1236
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: just they're right next to you and you can just

1237
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 1: see pods or like jump. They look like the coolest

1238
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: animals going, just so beautiful and powerful. And I don't

1239
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: know that they all kill you, you know, I know

1240
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: they're killer whales, but I think you can kind of

1241
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: swim with them and they don't eat you necessarily.

1242
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 3: Unless they're like really hungry. You know.

1243
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 5: I wouldn't want to swim with them, but I'd love

1244
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 5: to see them.

1245
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 17: Yeah, only billionaires. Remember they go after the big yachts

1246
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 17: their allies.

1247
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 3: And that is true. They started bumping into the boats.

1248
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 3: Luis gi men Giorca.

1249
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 5: You know who else is on that show that the

1250
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 5: Beach Boys and John Stamos will be Which is that

1251
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 5: legal that they have to say the Beach Boys and

1252
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 5: John Stamos, Well, I think he wants it that way

1253
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 5: to let them know, because if you buy a ticket,

1254
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 5: you want to know is John Stamos drumming or playing

1255
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 5: guitar or whatever.

1256
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, playing guitar, right, he used

1257
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: to drum, but yeah, I think he's on guitar now.

1258
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 5: But it's also with the Fray Boys to Men and

1259
00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 5: Soldier Boy.

1260
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 3: That is that is a very weird MTV nineties like

1261
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 3: scrabble lineup. It's very eclectic.

1262
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Soldier Boy. How many Soldier Boy songs are there?

1263
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 3: All I know is the Superman.

1264
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 17: Oh you didn't have that one?

1265
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 3: You don't need another.

1266
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: You only advantage of them playing at SeaWorld is that

1267
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 1: Mike Love might get eaten by a whale.

1268
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 5: And that would be the funniest way for him to

1269
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 5: Cloudy and breezy today, A chance for a storm this afternoon.

1270
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 3: It is the highest sixty one.

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00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: Mike Pursu's Got Your Sports NCAA tournament kicking off in

1272
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: full form yesterday. Upsets abound, as they always do in

1273
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: round one, plus the Machine burn Chreischer in town tonight

1274
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: PPG Paints Arena. He'll be in studio in just a

1275
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: little bit and the Permission to Party tour comes to

1276
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Speaker 1: PPG Paints Arena. There are a few tickets left for

1277
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: this at the Ticketmaster outlet go to ticketmaster dot com

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00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: to get tickets to see Bert, and it should be

1279
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: pointed out, it's not just Bert. Bert has a party,

1280
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: a cavalcade of some of the best comics in the

1281
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 1: country heading into Pittsburgh tonight at PBG Paint's Arena.

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Speaker 3: Burt's Live on DVE coming up streaming on all your devices.

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Speaker 3: No matter where I go, I always listen.

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Speaker 13: To DVE, comedy, sports, and the rock you grew up with.

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Speaker 8: Gotta be cloudy today, chance of rain showers, might see

1292
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Speaker 8: a few breaks of some sports fandom.

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Speaker 1: The NCAA tournament kicked off in full force yesterday. Mike

1294
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: Persuda three takes that resonate from Mike right now for

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Speaker 1: you here on the DVE Morning Show.

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Speaker 9: Mike sub brought to you by Bridgeville Appliance. Take number one.

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Speaker 9: If the glass slipper fits without question, Nal and paying

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01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 9: the players has changed the game, but it still hasn't

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01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 9: become unrecognizable, at least not yet. After festing the likes

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Speaker 9: of Winthrop, Radford, Gardner, Webb, Presbyterian, and unc Asheville in

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Speaker 9: the Big South, High Point shocked Wisconsin and Set and

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01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 9: sent an unmistakable message there's still room for Cinderella at

1303
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 9: the Big Dance. Beyond confirming that twelve five matchups are

1304
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 9: still as volatile today as they've been historically, High Point

1305
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 9: thankfully reminded us this is still a game played by

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01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 9: five guys against five other guys, and that amid such circumstances,

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01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 9: anything can happen. The human element still matters, and every

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01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 9: once in a while where those humans are from or

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01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 9: how much they're getting paid, doesn't.

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Speaker 3: I love that game? And you are completely correct.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how much that sort of

1312
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Speaker 1: peters out as you move ahead in the tournament, but

1313
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Speaker 1: particularly early on.

1314
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Speaker 3: It's just a little sum yet little something. Yeah. I

1315
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 3: don't think High Point's going to the final.

1316
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Speaker 9: Four, That's what I'm getting at, and I won't be

1317
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 9: surprised if it's all number one seeds as it was

1318
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Speaker 9: last year.

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Speaker 3: VCU probably gets knocked down in the next round.

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Speaker 8: But we'll always have yesterday, right, Oh, it was great,

1321
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 8: great upsets yesterday.

1322
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Speaker 3: Take number two three.

1323
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 9: The hard way shooters have always had their place in

1324
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 9: NCAA tournament history, and every once in a while the

1325
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 9: role of unknown joins those storied ranks. Jack Goldkie of

1326
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 9: Oakland against Mighty Kentucky in twenty twenty.

1327
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 3: Four standing as a recent example.

1328
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Speaker 1: He's the gold standard, right, I mean, Golki is the

1329
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: he is like the reference point. It's almost like a

1330
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: title that's bestowed upon you.

1331
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Speaker 9: And yet I don't know if any of them have

1332
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 9: ever done it or will ever do it the way

1333
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 9: high points Chase Johnston did it to Wisconsin. Johnston came

1334
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 9: in having made sixty four attempts from beyond the arc

1335
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 9: and zero point shots this season.

1336
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 8: Zero season, the entire season, didn't make a two point pass.

1337
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 3: How many attempts he had prior to the tournament for

1338
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 3: two pointer four I think that's right, yeah. Four.

1339
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 9: Then yesterday he said what had to be an NCAA

1340
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 9: record for fewest seconds actually possessing the ball before shooting

1341
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 9: it while draining four of six long balls, including one

1342
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 9: from the logo. His first two point basket of the

1343
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 9: season was a fast break.

1344
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 3: Layup that won the game.

1345
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 9: You cannot make this stuff up, but it's the inconceivable

1346
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 9: that still defines March. I've never seen an guys shoot

1347
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 9: that way and they're going in.

1348
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: I can't believe that a team would use that as

1349
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: a strategy. It seems so counterproductive and you have to

1350
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 1: have a guy that's lights out to even consider it.

1351
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 9: But if you have a guy whose lights out and

1352
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,320
Speaker 9: he just runs around a long and how do you

1353
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 9: get defended? You don't If he didn't rest the ball,

1354
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 9: you can't knock it out up his hands. You can't

1355
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 9: block his shot if it's gone before.

1356
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 3: But he's got that Steph Curry thing shooting it off

1357
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 3: balance and it'll go in, you know what I mean.

1358
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 3: It was remarkable.

1359
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't love that trend in the game, you know,

1360
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 1: but when somebody does it at a high level like that,

1361
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: it's pretty fun to watch. And the irony of him

1362
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 1: laying up the winning two, yeah, where for his first

1363
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: two pointer of the year was just the kind of

1364
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: stuff that makes March maddness so much fun.

1365
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 9: Take number three to be careful what you wish for,

1366
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 9: Jamie Dixon's went over High State yesterday was his third

1367
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 9: in the NC Double A Tournament. In ten seasons at TCU,

1368
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 9: Pitt has had three winning seasons, employed two head coaches,

1369
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 9: and won one n C Double A Tournament game since

1370
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 9: Dixon departed.

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01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: I will never understand why Jamie Dixon is not the

1372
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: basketball coach and Dave Wanstead is not the football coach

1373
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 1: at pick.

1374
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 9: Remember when two straight seasons without a sweet Sick Steam

1375
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 9: was perceived is not good enough in Fitt. Now it's

1376
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 9: been twelve and counting for a Panthers program that hasn't

1377
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 9: even gone.

1378
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 3: Dancing since twenty twenty three.

1379
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 9: Sometimes you really don't appreciate what you have until it's gone,

1380
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 9: and sometimes it's a lot harder than you think to.

1381
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 3: Get it back.

1382
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: Very disappointing ticks it And once that spot on, how

1383
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 1: are they not the lifers there? I mean maybe by

1384
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: now once that has stepped down, But prior to that,

1385
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 1: how in the hell did they not just hitch their

1386
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: wagon to those two guys and say, go create the

1387
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 1: iconic heritage programs here.

1388
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, we've talked a couple of times, you know, as

1389
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 9: we've lurched into this point of the sports calendar those

1390
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 9: early two thousand stays when Pitt was a force in

1391
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 9: college basketball. I mean, the hardest ticket in town in

1392
01:04:58,480 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 9: those Big East battles.

1393
01:04:59,760 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 15: Ye.

1394
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,959
Speaker 9: Then going to the Big East term that was theater. Man,

1395
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 9: it just disappeared.

1396
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 1: The zoo turned into like, you know, just a menagerie

1397
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 1: petting zoo.

1398
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:11,959
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1399
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: Uh, not a lot of news otherwise. I mean the

1400
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: NCAA tournament kind of blacked out the sun. Great upset

1401
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 1: from VCU last night, who came down from I think

1402
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: nineteen in the second half.

1403
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 3: It forced an overtime. That was a great upset by VCU.

1404
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: I concur I only had the over on that one,

1405
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,640
Speaker 1: so I was I didn't think it was getting hit either.

1406
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 1: I mean, if not for them going on that huge

1407
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: run of the second half, it might not have and

1408
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 1: it just went over. The over was one forty nine

1409
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 1: and the game ended seventy five seventy five before going

1410
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: to overtime. So how do they know, Mike?

1411
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:49,400
Speaker 3: Do they know? It's like a thermos hold? How does

1412
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 3: it know?

1413
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 1: And congratsus party a nice expected beat down yesterday.

1414
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I was a little This Michigan State

1415
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 9: team I think has great potential, but They've made me

1416
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 9: nervous by just not showing up. Well, they look like

1417
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 9: against them what they're supposed to do against North Dakota State. Yeah, okay,

1418
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 9: we'll see what they have against Louisville. It's gonna be

1419
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 9: a little tougher. But uh, the one thing about is

1420
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 9: those teams usually they give him what they have. Some

1421
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,960
Speaker 9: years it's good, some years it's not as good. But

1422
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 9: this one has been a little up.

1423
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 3: And down, a little too up and down for my taste.

1424
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 9: You know, you turn it on, you expect to see

1425
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 9: what you expect to see, and you don't get it,

1426
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 9: and you're like, what them?

1427
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, By the way, I don't know if you everybody

1428
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 1: can do this, but I downloaded the March Madness app

1429
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 1: onto my TV and it just automatically shoots me to

1430
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 1: all of the games instead, because you know, like going

1431
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 1: through the guide on your TV sometimes as a pain

1432
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 1: and ass it's.

1433
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 3: Some more commersome now than it used to be. Well

1434
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,640
Speaker 3: there's a march Yeah, no, it is. I mean it

1435
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 3: is for me.

1436
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: And also, especially if you're using the cable, it takes

1437
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 1: forever compared to how quickly the apps will boot up

1438
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: on your TV. So there is a March Madness app

1439
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 1: and it just automatically goes.

1440
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 3: Through your CBS Sports. You know what.

1441
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 9: Also I found is a good way to follow multiple

1442
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 9: games at once is to go to a bar where there.

1443
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 3: Are multiple titles. I enjoy that as well.

1444
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 9: And you just sit there and got my next little

1445
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 9: sort today. Yeah, seriously, I'm not. It's not a bad job.

1446
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 3: Not your elbow. That's a shick's rail. If you stay ready,

1447
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 3: you never have to get ready. Abbey, he's got your news.

1448
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 5: Top of the Hour, The Costco CEO jumped in on

1449
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 5: the Fast Food Wars Sean call.

1450
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:29,320
Speaker 1: You're reviewing project Hail Mary and Ready or Not two

1451
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: that's when we come back. And then Bert Kraser along

1452
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 1: with a friend who's going to be performing with him

1453
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 1: on stage tonight. Our old buddy Ian Bag will also

1454
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,919
Speaker 1: be in studio. It's going to be a good time

1455
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: that's coming up here.

1456
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 15: DV Dad Tyson turns your car into a sonic playground

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Speaker 15: every weekday afternoon. He's got a reloaded cut from the

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1459
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:58,200
Speaker 15: at three afternoons with Chad Tyson on DV.

1460
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1462
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Speaker 3: Brandy Bammon and the dB Morning Show.

1463
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 1: Bert Kreischer on his way in and anticipation at tonight's

1464
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 1: big show at PBG Paint's Arena. Permission to party tour

1465
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 1: Lands at the Paint Can tonight at seven o'clock door open.

1466
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:26,240
Speaker 3: I believe for that one.

1467
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 17: Knowing Bert is on the way is like knowing there's

1468
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 17: a tremendous summer thunderstorm barreling down from.

1469
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 3: The weather Events. Yeah. Yeah, go make sure your windows

1470
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 3: are rolled up, Burt. It'll be here in a little bit.

1471
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 3: Remember we step that bottle of JMO he didn't finish.

1472
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was in the studio forever. It's in my

1473
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: basement now. He signed it from that morning. Yeah, I've

1474
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,040
Speaker 1: got that one. And I've got the Ralphie May bottle

1475
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,639
Speaker 1: of whiskey that he brought us.

1476
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,160
Speaker 3: And when I say didn't finish, he came pretty close.

1477
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 3: Oh there's like a shot left in it.

1478
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 1: But first, Sean Collier from Table magazine with some movie

1479
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,000
Speaker 1: reviews for you as you had out this weekend.

1480
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 3: You like the Martian, You enjoy the Martians.

1481
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 17: I did even the part where Matt Damon uses his

1482
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 17: poop to grow some potatoes, especially that part. Do you

1483
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:11,200
Speaker 17: want it without the poop potatoes?

1484
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 3: Here you go.

1485
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:18,360
Speaker 17: Project Hail Mary is the same author, based on a

1486
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:20,920
Speaker 17: book by the same author, Andy Weir, adapted by the

1487
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 17: same screenwriter Drew Goddard, also about a guy alone in space.

1488
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:28,719
Speaker 17: This guy loves when a guy is alone in space.

1489
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 17: If I'm that guy's family, I have some questions, chief

1490
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 17: among them, do you want to abandon us and live

1491
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:38,479
Speaker 17: alone in space? Do you seem really interested in the

1492
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 17: idea of being literally millions of miles away from all

1493
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 17: other people? Do you want to explore that at all?

1494
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 17: This I thought, you know, I'll enjoy this. You know,

1495
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 17: I like star Power alone, you would think Ryan Gosling

1496
01:09:53,760 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 17: carries the film, and I was pleasantly surprised to come

1497
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,799
Speaker 17: completely fall in love with this movie.

1498
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 3: Ten out of ten.

1499
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:05,960
Speaker 17: Wow, easy early contender for you know, this will be

1500
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 17: the movie that every other movie I see this year

1501
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:12,640
Speaker 17: has to beat because it has all of the you know,

1502
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 17: scientific intrigue of the Martian. That was the thing about

1503
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 17: the Martian Fundamentally, it's the science or a movie like

1504
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,519
Speaker 17: Apollo thirteen, where like, no, We've got to solve this

1505
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:27,280
Speaker 17: problem right, depicted really well, and they actually added a

1506
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 17: story and some heart and some plot that you can

1507
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 17: get into. He is off at a distant star because

1508
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,920
Speaker 17: our star is dying. This star is surviving. He has

1509
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 17: to figure out why. And I don't want to spoil it,

1510
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:41,719
Speaker 17: even to the point of what was in the trailer.

1511
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:44,360
Speaker 3: If you haven't seen the trailer, don't just go.

1512
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:51,400
Speaker 17: Because it's takes all of that cool, intriguing science stuff

1513
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 17: and adds a heartwarming, inspiring plot. It looks great. It's

1514
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 17: everyone involved. The production designer is a Marvel guy, the

1515
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 17: cinematographer is the Dune guy, so it looks great. You

1516
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 17: combine all of that expertise with actually a story you

1517
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 17: can sink your teeth into. And I absolutely love this movie.

1518
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 3: Oh wow, right, I have read that Rotten Tomatoes has

1519
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,719
Speaker 3: this scored through the roof. I haven't.

1520
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:20,639
Speaker 17: I try to avoid it until I add to ron.

1521
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:23,479
Speaker 17: I don't care about the other tomato hurlers. Yes, I

1522
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:27,599
Speaker 17: only care about my own tomato No. Ninety five percent

1523
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,960
Speaker 17: from more than two hundred reviewers and the audience agrees.

1524
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 17: That's usually the split now in Rotten Tomatoes, where the

1525
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:36,160
Speaker 17: critics will like it, but the audience won't care or

1526
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:41,559
Speaker 17: vice versa. This is unanimously beloved, so very very strong

1527
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 17: recommendation and congrats to Ryan Gosling going back to space

1528
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 17: after playing Neil Armstrong in First Man, a movie I

1529
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,160
Speaker 17: liked and immediately forgot about completely.

1530
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,040
Speaker 3: Didn't even never heard of it. Don't know.

1531
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,600
Speaker 17: I think he was nominated for that. It's only like

1532
01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:57,639
Speaker 17: five or six years ago. It's pretty Neil Armstrong.

1533
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, he played.

1534
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:00,880
Speaker 17: It was a Neil Armstrong biopic. He went up there,

1535
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 17: he came back, he was sad.

1536
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 1: Well, it was one of those well it's not as

1537
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 1: fun as a rockstar biopick.

1538
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 3: That's why. No, definitely not Neil.

1539
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:12,400
Speaker 1: He can't be like, wow, you really looked like Neil Armstrong, Like,

1540
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:13,360
Speaker 1: didn't know.

1541
01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:17,120
Speaker 17: Neil Armstrong snorted a line of ants. Yeah, I went

1542
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:18,200
Speaker 17: electric at Newport.

1543
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:18,439
Speaker 3: You know.

1544
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:22,080
Speaker 17: That really changed the game for Astro. I love Ryan Gosling.

1545
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 17: The only recent Oscar performance that could have hung with

1546
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 17: the Sinner's performance and the k Pop demon Hunters is

1547
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 17: I'm just Ken. They should just do I'm just Ken

1548
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,160
Speaker 17: on every oscars every year.

1549
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 1: They should do my version. I'm just Kenny about Kenny Picking. Yeah, yeah,

1550
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 1: that was sad and inspiring. I'm saying Ryan Gosling is

1551
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 1: the opposite of Timothy Shallow. May kick that tiny man

1552
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:47,400
Speaker 1: while he's down. The important thing about Ready or Not

1553
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,719
Speaker 1: is that they got the correct title for the sequel,

1554
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 1: which is in fact, ready or Not Here I Come.

1555
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:55,479
Speaker 1: They didn't fall, They didn't fall into the now you

1556
01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 1: see me trap where they forgot to call the second one.

1557
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 17: Now you don't know. They got it right. This is

1558
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 17: Ready or Not Here I Come. This is a sequel.

1559
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:07,320
Speaker 17: There's a cult favorite slasher movie with Samorrow Weaving where

1560
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:09,280
Speaker 17: she learned on her wedding night that she'd married into

1561
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:12,280
Speaker 17: a demonic cult. Now she had to be ritualistically murdered

1562
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 17: in a game of hide and seek. Hey, that happens

1563
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,880
Speaker 17: to a lot of people among us. You married into

1564
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:20,320
Speaker 17: a demonic cult. I mean metaphorically, if not nothing else.

1565
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 3: She asked better questions on the first day.

1566
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 17: Yeah, really, don't do you really know anyone until the

1567
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:25,599
Speaker 17: wedding night.

1568
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 3: Samorrow Weaving is Timu Margot Robbie.

1569
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:35,240
Speaker 17: But that is absolutely fair because she looks almost exactly like,

1570
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 17: exactly like Martin Margot Robbie, and she doesn't necessarily have

1571
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,960
Speaker 17: the superstar charisma. But she's so good, and she's so

1572
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:47,920
Speaker 17: good in movies like this. The original is, you know,

1573
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:51,880
Speaker 17: kind of a hidden gem. Absolutely a great movie to

1574
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 17: throw on. This is, you know, more of the same.

1575
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:57,240
Speaker 17: If you like the first one, you'll like this one.

1576
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 17: It does add a great cast. Sarah Mash, Caitlin Newton,

1577
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:06,360
Speaker 17: David Cronenberg in an acting role which he's so weird

1578
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 17: and he's so David Cronenberg that he should do that

1579
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:10,320
Speaker 17: every day.

1580
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:11,240
Speaker 3: He should be showing up.

1581
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:13,519
Speaker 17: I thought he was dead. I thought he was dead.

1582
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 17: I mean, he looks a little dead, but he kind

1583
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:19,799
Speaker 17: of always did. Don't forget one of the great Pittsburgh movies.

1584
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,640
Speaker 17: David Cronenberg Videodrome.

1585
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:23,800
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god.

1586
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:30,040
Speaker 1: Super weird, super creepy, super sexual, psycho thriller.

1587
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:31,600
Speaker 3: But yeah uh.

1588
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 17: And they're joined by Elijah Wood in this one, who's

1589
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:36,599
Speaker 17: enjoying a late career pivot to just a weird little guy.

1590
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:39,960
Speaker 17: If you're a hobbit long enough, you start being a hobbit.

1591
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 3: You know him, you love him. He's a weird little guy.

1592
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:44,400
Speaker 3: He's Elijah Wood.

1593
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 17: Speaking of weird little guys, your retro pic is eraser Head.

1594
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, tonight at the Kyman Science Center and introduction

1595
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,800
Speaker 17: by me. I'm going to handle that one for you.

1596
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:58,400
Speaker 1: This is like pre filmed, Are you Live on the spot?

1597
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:01,879
Speaker 17: Giving the introduction there at the bottom of the giant

1598
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 17: former Imax bowl.

1599
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,680
Speaker 8: Big ladies and gentlemen, I'm Sean Collier from Table Magazine.

1600
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 1: I should do it in the back through the thing. Yeah,

1601
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 1: make it scientific somehow well. Now, will will it be

1602
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 1: shown in its original scope?

1603
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 17: It'll be on the biggest screen in Pittsburgh, but it'll

1604
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,920
Speaker 17: be formatted that's what as it originally did. Yes, it

1605
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:24,879
Speaker 17: will be its original ratio.

1606
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:30,000
Speaker 1: For a If you're a young, like eccentric kid, high school,

1607
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:34,360
Speaker 1: early college years, this is a must go see it.

1608
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:37,240
Speaker 17: And if you're like me or I think a lot

1609
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,640
Speaker 17: of us, I saw this on a VHS in a

1610
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,719
Speaker 17: dorm room and it doesn't quite have the same impact.

1611
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,800
Speaker 17: If you're trapped with this movie, it's one of the

1612
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,200
Speaker 17: most terrifying things you'll ever see.

1613
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:46,960
Speaker 3: It's bizarre.

1614
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:51,280
Speaker 1: It also always makes me think of how mel Brooks

1615
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 1: saw this movie and thought, that's the guy I want

1616
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: to direct The Elephant Man.

1617
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:57,519
Speaker 3: Yep.

1618
01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 1: And in no way, shape or form what I've watched

1619
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,280
Speaker 1: Racerhead and thought, Yeah, if there's anybody who's gonna have

1620
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:06,680
Speaker 1: the death touch necessary to put the Elephant Man on

1621
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:08,080
Speaker 1: the screen, it's David Lynch.

1622
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 17: David Lynch credits mel Brooks with his career because this

1623
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:15,519
Speaker 17: became like a midnight movie hit. But no one thought,

1624
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:17,760
Speaker 17: oh this guy is you know, kind of handle and

1625
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,880
Speaker 17: then mel Brooks said no, no, no, do elephant Man,

1626
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 17: and that led to Doom You.

1627
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,439
Speaker 3: A mainstream movie. Yeah.

1628
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:25,439
Speaker 17: Yeah, So I will try to explain what happens in

1629
01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:27,760
Speaker 17: a racer Head tonight. Or maybe I'll just insist that

1630
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,680
Speaker 17: David Lynch is a genius and if you don't get it,

1631
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,360
Speaker 17: you're not meditating hard enough.

1632
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:34,120
Speaker 3: Either way, come see me at the Science Center. John,

1633
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:34,920
Speaker 3: call your Pitts.

1634
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:38,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to e Bowl Magazine, but Pittsburg's favorite.

1635
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,559
Speaker 3: There was a recent transition. You can't be blamed for

1636
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,840
Speaker 3: that one. Sean Collier has transitioned Ada. He's got your

1637
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:43,760
Speaker 3: news when we come back.

1638
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 5: The Costco CEO has jumped in in the fast food wars.

1639
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:51,280
Speaker 1: Bert Kreischer, the machine coming up here on the dB

1640
01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:52,040
Speaker 1: Morning Show.

1641
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 3: Come about gene Ark, Floyd Harry Clopton.

1642
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:56,240
Speaker 8: Cool.

1643
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:00,400
Speaker 15: You should feel proud do you help make this build

1644
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:03,160
Speaker 15: the men you run the electric launch with your requests.

1645
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:06,600
Speaker 15: I see it week days at noon with Michelle Michaels

1646
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,120
Speaker 15: on DV Pittsburgh.

1647
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:12,479
Speaker 8: This town is built on grit, pride and incredible athletic talent,

1648
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,480
Speaker 8: and now we're celebrating the best of the best with Steel.

1649
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Speaker 15: Tel w dv E Pittsburgh, an iHeart radio station, guaranteed Human.

1650
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,439
Speaker 1: I think it starts with the moms who let their

1651
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,360
Speaker 1: kids watch soap operas with them.

1652
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:30,960
Speaker 8: Oh.

1653
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 5: I used to watch Guiding Lights because my mom let.

1654
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:39,679
Speaker 3: Me guess precocious young kid. Yes, did I be any

1655
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:40,559
Speaker 3: other way?

1656
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:40,800
Speaker 8: No?

1657
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,960
Speaker 5: I used to have Doctor Seuss and then pour some

1658
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,640
Speaker 5: sugar on me from Death Lefford, like right after.

1659
01:17:46,439 --> 01:17:50,800
Speaker 1: That man, and then the TV guide with the people

1660
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 1: from Days of Our Lives on the cover. That's gonna

1661
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:56,519
Speaker 1: happen in Port Charles, New York this week? Oh yeah,

1662
01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:58,799
Speaker 1: I think after school that's where I think the stem

1663
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:02,760
Speaker 1: of just kids comes from. Yep, little kids watching soap

1664
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 1: operas and seeing the most campy, adult scandalous situations.

1665
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 5: And then you think that everybody also can come back

1666
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:16,719
Speaker 5: and be possessed, right, Yeah.

1667
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,680
Speaker 16: Nobody ever dies, They're like going to die in a

1668
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,320
Speaker 16: car accident.

1669
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:24,799
Speaker 3: They're coming back. So never, never let go, Never grieve.

1670
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 4: Brandy Bellman and the DVE Morning Show.

1671
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: You know, it's just unbelievable days like this, or when

1672
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:34,200
Speaker 1: you want to pinch yourself or at least have somebody

1673
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:36,920
Speaker 1: like the janitor pinch you because you just can't believe

1674
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:37,720
Speaker 1: what's going on.

1675
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 3: And Uh live in studio with us now.

1676
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:44,599
Speaker 1: Not only the star of tonight's huge show at PPG

1677
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:48,040
Speaker 1: Paints Arena. There are limited tickets left for that Ticketmaster

1678
01:18:48,439 --> 01:18:51,120
Speaker 1: for the permission to party tour landing at the.

1679
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:52,720
Speaker 3: Paint Can PPG Paints Arena.

1680
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,760
Speaker 1: Not only is Burt Kreisler live in studio, but Ian

1681
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:56,600
Speaker 1: Bag is here as well.

1682
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:58,480
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Bert Kreischer.

1683
01:18:58,240 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 13: Ian Bag.

1684
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:04,400
Speaker 1: Its huge extravaganza at the BBG Paints Arena.

1685
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 3: And it's been too long by it. I know it's

1686
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:08,599
Speaker 3: been forever.

1687
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:11,240
Speaker 1: Last year because when you were in town last year,

1688
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:14,120
Speaker 1: it was the same night as the DV Comedy Festival.

1689
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,120
Speaker 1: And you probably don't remember this, No I do now

1690
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,320
Speaker 1: that you say that I do, And so we didn't

1691
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 1: get a chance to hang out with you. But the

1692
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:24,000
Speaker 1: year before I was there at the arena, and my god,

1693
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:27,600
Speaker 1: it is crazy the way that Pittsburgh comes out for

1694
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:29,000
Speaker 1: Burt Chraser shows.

1695
01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:30,840
Speaker 3: It's it's it's you guys are weird.

1696
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,080
Speaker 8: It's this is a weird town because this has a

1697
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,559
Speaker 8: lot of civic pride. Oh yeah, and like people feel

1698
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,680
Speaker 8: like if they met you at the A's the Pittsburgh

1699
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:41,040
Speaker 8: Improv ten years ago, fifteen years ago, that your family.

1700
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:44,840
Speaker 8: And so when I did the NFL Christmas Day here, Yes,

1701
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 8: and I came in, They're like, uh, did you call

1702
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,000
Speaker 8: a cam?

1703
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,759
Speaker 3: Yeah? I go what you call cam? You hang with cam?

1704
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,240
Speaker 8: I don't know he's playing today? What are you talking about?

1705
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:56,040
Speaker 8: They're like, I'm going to see you with the building

1706
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:59,439
Speaker 8: come down, Like I where's Billy going out there?

1707
01:19:59,560 --> 01:19:59,760
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1708
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:03,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a there's a line of people that

1709
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:06,799
Speaker 1: are expected to like be you pied pipering them around

1710
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:07,639
Speaker 1: town when you're here.

1711
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1712
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:11,240
Speaker 1: Because look, I mean I have so many funny like

1713
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,719
Speaker 1: stories of the twenty years that you've been coming here

1714
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:17,280
Speaker 1: and doing the show. I remember when you and Mitch

1715
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:20,599
Speaker 1: and Bill did the afternoon show that one day at

1716
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:24,200
Speaker 1: the Collin Sick to Work Show, which was great. You

1717
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:26,559
Speaker 1: did two DV comedy festivals I did.

1718
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:28,120
Speaker 3: That's the first time I met Jim Brewer.

1719
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:31,240
Speaker 1: Yes, And that night you guys did the Tracy Morgan

1720
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 1: story at the Rex Theater, which is one of the

1721
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,559
Speaker 1: funniest things I've ever seen.

1722
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:38,080
Speaker 8: Do you know he one morning he facetimed me at

1723
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 8: like seven in the morning, La time, Tracy Morgan. Yeah,

1724
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:43,640
Speaker 8: He's like, I heard you have a story about me,

1725
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,519
Speaker 8: And I was like, I do. And I was like,

1726
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,599
Speaker 8: I'm not telling it on a FaceTime in my head,

1727
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:51,040
Speaker 8: and he's like, I love to hear it. Come to

1728
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,360
Speaker 8: you in New York. Come to New York. Tell me

1729
01:20:53,439 --> 01:20:56,960
Speaker 8: that story. So I flew to New York. I flew.

1730
01:20:57,479 --> 01:20:58,400
Speaker 3: I flew to.

1731
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:01,160
Speaker 8: New York specifically to tell Tracy Organ that story. I

1732
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:04,599
Speaker 8: went to the CIA offices. We had we had Chick

1733
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:09,559
Speaker 8: fil A, and he corrected me in the story where

1734
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:11,920
Speaker 8: it was off like and then he and then he

1735
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 8: told me his parts, and he like peppered it in

1736
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:15,000
Speaker 8: with oh.

1737
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:18,680
Speaker 3: No, no, does ninety ninety ninety eight. I just my

1738
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:19,280
Speaker 3: first year.

1739
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:21,559
Speaker 8: I wanted to know I wasn't famous, But I got

1740
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 8: troubled with the New York Post.

1741
01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:28,799
Speaker 3: I keep growing. I have no no. That was a blunt.

1742
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,920
Speaker 3: It wasn't PCP. It was a blunt. You never smoke

1743
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:34,160
Speaker 3: a blonde before. I gotta keep you with check.

1744
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 10: Was this before or after that bus accident? Because of Walmart?

1745
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:39,040
Speaker 10: Here is he's got that kind of memory after the

1746
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:44,040
Speaker 10: bus accident. Last he's gonna go upside down, my friends.

1747
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,240
Speaker 1: And this is a clip from that night. I'll play

1748
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:49,040
Speaker 1: a quick clip. Oh my god, and Ian, what what happened?

1749
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:53,599
Speaker 1: Was the Burt tells the story of this Tracy Morgan

1750
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 1: night out and Jim Brewer voices all the Tracy Morgan parts.

1751
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:00,599
Speaker 8: So you go out.

1752
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,080
Speaker 3: We go to Madam X.

1753
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,920
Speaker 8: Madame X is a club on on Houston that was

1754
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:09,080
Speaker 8: like a It was a little railroad club. She had

1755
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 8: to go down like five steps and then all the

1756
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:13,400
Speaker 8: way in the black, all the way in the back.

1757
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:17,360
Speaker 8: It was.

1758
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:21,040
Speaker 3: It was. It was a very predominantly black club.

1759
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:24,120
Speaker 8: And in the back is Tracy Morgan and he's got

1760
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:26,120
Speaker 8: like forty black dudes around him, and.

1761
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:38,160
Speaker 3: And he's home court with me, and he's buying champagne

1762
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:38,679
Speaker 3: for everyone.

1763
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:42,080
Speaker 8: He's got champagne bottles everywhere and he's shouting out like

1764
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:47,760
Speaker 8: yow got the more champagne, the more parts.

1765
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,600
Speaker 3: That's crazy.

1766
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:56,600
Speaker 8: That's crazy. That was live at the Rex Theater. You

1767
01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:59,240
Speaker 8: Brewer said that night. I said, I said, are you

1768
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:03,679
Speaker 8: getting I said, are you? Are you gonna come out tonight?

1769
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,639
Speaker 8: And he's like, no, no, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna get

1770
01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 8: in and get a good night's share. And I was like, oh,

1771
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:09,040
Speaker 8: come on, We're gonna go out and drink. You know,

1772
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,519
Speaker 8: I don't really drink that much. I said, we have

1773
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 8: wine and he goes, I love wine and I said

1774
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:15,000
Speaker 8: we could drink wine.

1775
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:18,080
Speaker 3: He goes, maybe just a couple of glasses. We got.

1776
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,519
Speaker 1: Greg Warren was on the bill that night too, and

1777
01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:25,559
Speaker 1: Greg they wouldn't let him up into the VIP park

1778
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:28,040
Speaker 1: because he lost his wristband and he'd had a few whiskeys.

1779
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,680
Speaker 1: And I've never even seen Greg drunk at all, but

1780
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,760
Speaker 1: he had enough that the you know.

1781
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:35,200
Speaker 3: All World wrestler came out and he won.

1782
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:37,479
Speaker 1: He was not having it with this bouncer and I

1783
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:39,320
Speaker 1: went out and I expected to see a normal Greg

1784
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:40,720
Speaker 1: Warren interaction.

1785
01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:43,719
Speaker 3: With somebody's like, hey, ran this that I forgot my wristband?

1786
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,120
Speaker 3: Can he help me? And said He's like.

1787
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,400
Speaker 8: This guy doesn't know him on the show and I'm like,

1788
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:47,960
Speaker 8: oh my god.

1789
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:51,799
Speaker 3: I mean, Greg Warren, it's pretty awesome.

1790
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've only seen it a couple of times, but

1791
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 10: you're just like, oh, look at that guy. I can't

1792
01:23:55,240 --> 01:24:01,920
Speaker 10: even eat a potatoes. It's like Pete Lee. You learned

1793
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,080
Speaker 10: that that Pete Lee can turn into the Hulk.

1794
01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:08,400
Speaker 1: It's very strange, you know, but just so many great

1795
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:10,240
Speaker 1: times like that through the years. I think that's part

1796
01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:15,920
Speaker 1: of why Pittsburgh feels an ownership of the Burt Kreischer story,

1797
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,240
Speaker 1: you know that. I think Pittsburgh feels like they're a

1798
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:21,640
Speaker 1: part of watching you go from playing the improv to

1799
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:25,160
Speaker 1: now being on these worldwide tours and selling out arenas,

1800
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:27,360
Speaker 1: and so when you talk about the civic pride that

1801
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,639
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh has, like you're.

1802
01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:30,679
Speaker 3: A part of that. We feel like, yeah, Burt's our guy.

1803
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:33,360
Speaker 8: I want these are the clubs you grew up in

1804
01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:35,519
Speaker 8: like that, I mean, these are our homes.

1805
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:36,479
Speaker 3: It's it's isn't it.

1806
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,800
Speaker 10: One of the the Improv here was one of the

1807
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,639
Speaker 10: first ones you start selling out too, write.

1808
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,160
Speaker 8: This was one of the first club Well, it was

1809
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,920
Speaker 8: because of dB I could come in and I did.

1810
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:47,840
Speaker 3: I did the Machine story here first. Yes, and uh,

1811
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:49,599
Speaker 3: we played that earlier this morning.

1812
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:51,519
Speaker 1: By the way, the first time you told the Machine story,

1813
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:55,200
Speaker 1: Crammage listening to that, you want to hear one second?

1814
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:55,719
Speaker 3: You crazy?

1815
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:57,800
Speaker 8: No, No, let me hear one Okay, hold on, here's

1816
01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:59,639
Speaker 8: listen to how high my voice is in this.

1817
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:03,640
Speaker 3: My voice too. Listen. You're at the Florida State right now,

1818
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:05,439
Speaker 3: at to Florida State. Why did you take Russian in

1819
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:13,599
Speaker 3: Florida State? Because I thought it was Spanish.

1820
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:13,639
Speaker 1: A right, And then you went into the Machine story

1821
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,599
Speaker 1: and I had to take commercials and I remember saying

1822
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,679
Speaker 1: to you, like, you don't do this on stage, yeah,

1823
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:19,160
Speaker 1: and you were like no, And then you did it

1824
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:21,640
Speaker 1: in Rogan like a week later, and then Rogan was like,

1825
01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:23,280
Speaker 1: hey man, you're making a big mistake.

1826
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:25,800
Speaker 8: He's like, this is your story, Like this needs to

1827
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,200
Speaker 8: be done. And then next week I was in Cleveland

1828
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:32,599
Speaker 8: or no, since I don't say Cleveland here, don't say

1829
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:35,559
Speaker 8: it's okay no, I was in Columbus, Ohio, and they

1830
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,879
Speaker 8: were channing the Machine. Rogan had said on that episode,

1831
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:40,000
Speaker 8: you need to tell the machine every time you go

1832
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:40,519
Speaker 8: on stage.

1833
01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:41,280
Speaker 3: You have to do it.

1834
01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:43,200
Speaker 8: And he said, from this point forward, he will only

1835
01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:45,600
Speaker 8: be known as the machine, and you guys need to

1836
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,760
Speaker 8: yelled at until he does his story. And I went

1837
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,639
Speaker 8: into Columbus and they were yelling and I was like, guys,

1838
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:52,200
Speaker 8: for real, I appreciate it, but I'm not going to

1839
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:52,559
Speaker 8: tell it.

1840
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:54,160
Speaker 3: And the guy goes, you have to.

1841
01:25:54,439 --> 01:25:57,599
Speaker 8: Joe said you have to in the front row, sitting

1842
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,720
Speaker 8: by himself, and I said, I'm not kind of He goes,

1843
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:04,000
Speaker 8: don't Bert. We'll fake laugh, right, guys, We'll fake laugh.

1844
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:06,320
Speaker 8: And everyone was like, we'll fake laugh, we'll fake laugh.

1845
01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:09,200
Speaker 8: So they wanted to help you figure out the beats

1846
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:09,759
Speaker 8: in the story.

1847
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:12,040
Speaker 1: We'll fake Las told.

1848
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:21,599
Speaker 8: It you want people fake laugh, like stand up.

1849
01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:25,639
Speaker 3: To your parents. And so then I started. I started.

1850
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,400
Speaker 8: I did it that night, and then I started doing

1851
01:26:27,439 --> 01:26:30,400
Speaker 8: it and then and then this is where I believe

1852
01:26:30,479 --> 01:26:32,519
Speaker 8: luck always plays in. And I worked hard on that

1853
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:34,519
Speaker 8: story for like four years, I think before I put

1854
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 8: her on a special. Yeah, and it it sucked for

1855
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:39,679
Speaker 8: two and a half easily three of those.

1856
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:42,639
Speaker 3: And then I did it on a special.

1857
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:44,360
Speaker 8: No one saw it, and I was like, well, ever,

1858
01:26:44,439 --> 01:26:47,200
Speaker 8: it's done, and then I put I posted it on Facebook.

1859
01:26:47,439 --> 01:26:51,160
Speaker 8: Jarang December twenty seven, twenty sixteen, and a woman left

1860
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:53,240
Speaker 8: a comment. It was like the first comment and it

1861
01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:56,280
Speaker 8: said I was Her name was Kristin Hodgson. You can

1862
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:58,720
Speaker 8: find the comment It said, uh, I was in Birch

1863
01:26:58,800 --> 01:26:59,439
Speaker 8: Russian class.

1864
01:26:59,479 --> 01:27:01,560
Speaker 3: I was on this trip to Russia. This story is

1865
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:02,479
Speaker 3: one hundred percent true.

1866
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:05,800
Speaker 8: He effing robbed us and and then and then that

1867
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:07,920
Speaker 8: story went viral and that changed my life.

1868
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:08,599
Speaker 3: That is crazy.

1869
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:11,080
Speaker 8: And then if you robbed her again a.

1870
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:19,640
Speaker 3: Contort tickets and her husband in Minnesota, and then it

1871
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:22,920
Speaker 3: became a movie.

1872
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:23,040
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1873
01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:25,080
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just great.

1874
01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:28,360
Speaker 1: You have now conquered every medium except for doing the

1875
01:27:28,439 --> 01:27:32,120
Speaker 1: Sam Kinnison style rock and roll album, you have basically

1876
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:34,080
Speaker 1: done all the stuff.

1877
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:34,720
Speaker 8: Uh.

1878
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:36,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I feel like I have.

1879
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,080
Speaker 8: I got nothing left, Leanne said to me because my

1880
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:39,960
Speaker 8: tour boy was burned down last week. Yeah, we got

1881
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:41,520
Speaker 8: to talk about that, and Leanne.

1882
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:44,400
Speaker 3: Goes, I goes, I don't know. I literally was talking.

1883
01:27:44,439 --> 01:27:45,920
Speaker 8: I was like, I don't I don't want to build

1884
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,720
Speaker 8: another one, but should I buy another one? And then

1885
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:50,599
Speaker 8: she said, she goes, I don't know how much long

1886
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:52,479
Speaker 8: are you going to be doing this? And I went, oh,

1887
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:59,599
Speaker 8: what are you? Manager from Saint Louis forever?

1888
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:02,479
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just stay home with what I do. I

1889
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:04,640
Speaker 3: don't know how many man even tomorrow? Are you waking up?

1890
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:05,000
Speaker 13: Leanna?

1891
01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:11,479
Speaker 8: You know I was so upset that I wrote my journal.

1892
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,360
Speaker 8: I wrote my journal. I've been journaling a lot later day,

1893
01:28:14,439 --> 01:28:23,080
Speaker 8: mostly why won't the Lord take her voice? Oh Lord,

1894
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:32,200
Speaker 8: smite me much longer? You're gonna be a sick I

1895
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:36,160
Speaker 8: feel like a snowman in March. I'm just melting, like

1896
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:38,800
Speaker 8: my arms. I go because I got blood clots. I'm

1897
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:41,559
Speaker 8: not drinking. I got so much stuff going on, and

1898
01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:42,880
Speaker 8: then lingers, I don't know how much long are you

1899
01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:43,400
Speaker 8: gonna be doing this?

1900
01:28:43,439 --> 01:28:46,280
Speaker 3: And I was like, after hearing that, I don't I

1901
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:47,240
Speaker 3: don't know if you need a bus?

1902
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:47,519
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1903
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:50,080
Speaker 3: No, no, so.

1904
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:52,640
Speaker 1: Wait the bus burnt down. We saw this online and

1905
01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:56,439
Speaker 1: could not believe it. Thank god you weren't on it.

1906
01:28:56,520 --> 01:28:59,360
Speaker 1: The driver was on the bus, yeah, or one of

1907
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:02,040
Speaker 1: your drivers, and thank god he woke up in time.

1908
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:04,719
Speaker 3: Do you know why it happened yet? Uh?

1909
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:11,880
Speaker 8: Spit a cigar prank gone wrong? Yeah? No, we don't

1910
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:13,599
Speaker 8: know why. I mean, I I can't believe that there's

1911
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:14,840
Speaker 8: gonna be an my version.

1912
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:19,240
Speaker 10: Yeah. I was fifty three when the Russian mafia tried

1913
01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:19,640
Speaker 10: to kill me.

1914
01:29:23,479 --> 01:29:28,720
Speaker 8: The machine party got up with you. We don't know

1915
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:32,000
Speaker 8: it's you, know that. I always say when I was

1916
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,960
Speaker 8: doing the machine I one day I was like, I

1917
01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:35,760
Speaker 8: felt fat, and I was like, I'm gonna run six

1918
01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:36,280
Speaker 8: miles today.

1919
01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:36,559
Speaker 3: I ran.

1920
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:39,320
Speaker 8: Every day I ran, and I pulled my calf, and

1921
01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:41,280
Speaker 8: then I put ice on my calf and it burned

1922
01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:43,800
Speaker 8: my calf, and then because of that burn, I ended

1923
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:45,960
Speaker 8: up falling and blowing out my elbow. I mean, all

1924
01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:48,439
Speaker 8: these all these things happened to me, and I thought

1925
01:29:48,439 --> 01:29:51,680
Speaker 8: to myself, if I just hadn't run that one day,

1926
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,360
Speaker 8: six miles, none of these things would have happened. But

1927
01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:57,840
Speaker 8: then Leanne said, well, no, God, God does everything for

1928
01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:00,960
Speaker 8: a reason, and you gotta think maybe if you hadn't run,

1929
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:03,479
Speaker 8: maybe you would have gotten hit by a car.

1930
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:03,880
Speaker 3: On the walk back.

1931
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,800
Speaker 8: In this case scenario, it's so easy to see, is

1932
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:09,160
Speaker 8: that we had a blowout at midnight.

1933
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:11,960
Speaker 3: I put it on Instagram live. I was just out.

1934
01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:13,519
Speaker 8: We were in the middle of a field an hour

1935
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:16,000
Speaker 8: outside of Fargo. We had a blowout out of nowhere.

1936
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:19,280
Speaker 8: The tire ripped off the rim and flew off and

1937
01:30:19,320 --> 01:30:21,840
Speaker 8: then landed by the way five feet from us. It

1938
01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:24,439
Speaker 8: kept up with us and landed five feet from us,

1939
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:25,439
Speaker 8: right next to the rim.

1940
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:27,360
Speaker 3: Right next to the rim. It just rolled to a

1941
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:29,040
Speaker 3: stop next to the bus.

1942
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:31,760
Speaker 8: It is so bizarre, weird. No one had ever seen

1943
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,880
Speaker 8: anything like it. Our drivers were like, in thirty five years,

1944
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,920
Speaker 8: I've never seen anything like it. We all sat on

1945
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:37,200
Speaker 8: the side of the road for like two hours. I

1946
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:40,080
Speaker 8: smoked two cigars, thank God, the best cigars I had,

1947
01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:41,840
Speaker 8: And I.

1948
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:45,679
Speaker 3: Immediately thought, did a cigar burn down the bus? No?

1949
01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:48,200
Speaker 17: No, I spoke them outside of trust, You're like a

1950
01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:51,960
Speaker 17: final destination movie, but where the characters keep surviving. Yeah,

1951
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,160
Speaker 17: it's like all this stuff that should kill a person

1952
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:55,519
Speaker 17: happens and you just lived through.

1953
01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:58,400
Speaker 3: I'm Devin Soa. That's the name of the guy.

1954
01:30:58,600 --> 01:30:59,840
Speaker 8: I only know that we got in a fist fight

1955
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:05,160
Speaker 8: when I first moved to Hollyway. So anyway, let's let's

1956
01:31:05,160 --> 01:31:09,400
Speaker 8: bookmark that. So so then we get on the bus

1957
01:31:09,479 --> 01:31:10,519
Speaker 8: and they're like, what do you guys want to do?

1958
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:11,960
Speaker 8: And I said, I want to sleep on the bus.

1959
01:31:12,280 --> 01:31:14,000
Speaker 8: I want to sleep on the bus because all my

1960
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:15,960
Speaker 8: stuff's here and they're going to change a tire and

1961
01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:18,400
Speaker 8: then we'll just drive into cedar rapids. And they're like, well,

1962
01:31:18,439 --> 01:31:20,800
Speaker 8: we don't know when it would be better if we

1963
01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,360
Speaker 8: got you on a crew bus. That means in a

1964
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:24,800
Speaker 8: bunk in a coffin, like we're sleeping now. And I

1965
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:26,640
Speaker 8: was like, I had my own bedroom, I had my

1966
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:31,360
Speaker 8: roguain everything there. So I was like all my pills, everything.

1967
01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:33,080
Speaker 8: So I was like fine, So I packed a small

1968
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:34,800
Speaker 8: bag and I got on the crew bus. We drove

1969
01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:37,160
Speaker 8: in to Cedar Rapids and then they woke me up

1970
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:40,839
Speaker 8: and they're like, your bus burned down. Now, without a doubt,

1971
01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:42,559
Speaker 8: I would have been sound asleep when the burn it

1972
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:45,680
Speaker 8: burned down. Yeah, it caught off fire something allegedly out

1973
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:48,160
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know insurance wise. They heard a

1974
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:51,560
Speaker 8: pop in the roof dew he did. Within fifteen seconds,

1975
01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:54,200
Speaker 8: the whole front cabin was filled with smoke, and within

1976
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:56,760
Speaker 8: thirty seconds, the whole front cabin was a flame. He

1977
01:31:56,840 --> 01:32:00,280
Speaker 8: got off just in time. We have seen the bus.

1978
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:03,200
Speaker 8: Everyone would have been dead, without a doubt everything. I mean,

1979
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:06,280
Speaker 8: I've seen the pictures. It's absolutely charred. Yeah, it's and

1980
01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:08,920
Speaker 8: I would have been There's no I don't let my

1981
01:32:08,920 --> 01:32:11,559
Speaker 8: assistant wake me up. Now I can imagine him. He's

1982
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:13,800
Speaker 8: like Bart I go shut up, Kyle. He's like, let

1983
01:32:13,880 --> 01:32:18,320
Speaker 8: him die. And then and then I didn't. I didn't

1984
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:20,720
Speaker 8: process that landed. Leanne was crying when she told me

1985
01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:22,080
Speaker 8: when she was on the phone with me, and I

1986
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:24,400
Speaker 8: was like, stop crying, it's fine, I'm fine.

1987
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:24,519
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1988
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,840
Speaker 1: But then I didn't realize my house burned down, like

1989
01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:29,160
Speaker 1: all my stuff. So I was just gonna say the

1990
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,719
Speaker 1: like all of your personal items. I built that bus

1991
01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:35,200
Speaker 1: me and my daughter Isla. I was going to design school.

1992
01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:37,639
Speaker 1: We built that bus together. There's not one bus like it.

1993
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,800
Speaker 1: I made it the way I wanted it. I ripped

1994
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:42,040
Speaker 1: out the set back set of bunks and build a

1995
01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:44,919
Speaker 1: bedroom there. No one does that because it's not cost effective,

1996
01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:47,320
Speaker 1: but it's what if you tore on the road. I

1997
01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:49,360
Speaker 1: showed it to Gavin Rossdale and he was like, this

1998
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:52,960
Speaker 1: is the perfect bus because you have your bedroom, your kids,

1999
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:56,479
Speaker 1: your family, your crew. Four people have their bunks, you

2000
01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:58,680
Speaker 1: have a bathroom in the back. So when bus call

2001
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:00,679
Speaker 1: starts and they start the bus, you've got a bunch

2002
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:02,200
Speaker 1: of space blocking out that noise.

2003
01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:02,720
Speaker 3: You're in.

2004
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:06,320
Speaker 8: You're in between axles, so you just shimmy, you don't bounce.

2005
01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:09,320
Speaker 8: It was the best bus in the world. The only

2006
01:33:09,320 --> 01:33:10,560
Speaker 8: thing I would have changed is the sink of the

2007
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,120
Speaker 8: bathroom was over to the right side or moved to

2008
01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:14,120
Speaker 8: the left side for his bushing their teeth or stuff.

2009
01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:14,960
Speaker 3: And that's it. That's it.

2010
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:27,120
Speaker 10: That's all the electricians stuff. Beautifully den't put together the

2011
01:33:28,040 --> 01:33:29,360
Speaker 10: wiring later like.

2012
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:29,960
Speaker 3: I like that.

2013
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:33,559
Speaker 1: Gavin Rossdale approved it. It's well if if the guy

2014
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,439
Speaker 1: from Bush likes it.

2015
01:33:34,439 --> 01:33:38,040
Speaker 8: Anyone who lives anyone who lives on a bus lives

2016
01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:41,320
Speaker 8: on a bus, like meaning that's your life. Yeah, you

2017
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:44,880
Speaker 8: look at that bus and you go everyone I showed

2018
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:45,040
Speaker 8: it to.

2019
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,680
Speaker 3: I showed any rock star that showed up. You got

2020
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:47,000
Speaker 3: to see.

2021
01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:49,600
Speaker 1: Our buddy Chris porter Uh said that it was like

2022
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:52,280
Speaker 1: the finest thing he'd never seen on wheels.

2023
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:56,000
Speaker 8: And he's from a trailer. But you, it's you. You

2024
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:58,519
Speaker 8: literally looked at it and you were like. Everyone was like,

2025
01:33:58,560 --> 01:33:59,360
Speaker 8: can I rent your bus?

2026
01:33:59,400 --> 01:33:59,479
Speaker 11: So?

2027
01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:02,519
Speaker 3: How have you been getting around since the bus burned down?

2028
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:05,840
Speaker 8: No, it's like, hey, can you come drive me around?

2029
01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:08,439
Speaker 8: It's all right, I'll come drive you around. Bag car

2030
01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:11,120
Speaker 8: services we got. We're in the crew bus now. So

2031
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,600
Speaker 8: I have three buses I tour with and so we

2032
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:16,320
Speaker 8: have two extra buses that have space, and so we're

2033
01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:17,160
Speaker 8: all piled in them.

2034
01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:18,599
Speaker 3: I've got to get a new bus.

2035
01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:21,120
Speaker 8: I gotta tell you the best people reached out to,

2036
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:23,439
Speaker 8: Like Justin Timberlake offered his.

2037
01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:24,200
Speaker 3: Bus, shut up.

2038
01:34:24,439 --> 01:34:24,559
Speaker 8: Uh.

2039
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:27,960
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm not gonna let you ruin the World tour.

2040
01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:33,400
Speaker 8: Lewis Black, Fluffy, Fluffy, Lewis Black, Uh.

2041
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:35,959
Speaker 1: Fluffy has a pretty good bus. Tim Allen like, everyone's

2042
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:37,519
Speaker 1: rest out. I want their buses burnt.

2043
01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:37,640
Speaker 11: Now.

2044
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:42,599
Speaker 8: I could imagine being on Justin Timberlake's bus and then

2045
01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:45,320
Speaker 8: doing the debaucherous stuff we do on there, and then

2046
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:47,599
Speaker 8: him seeing that on Instagram Live, like, can you please

2047
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:48,280
Speaker 8: put those out?

2048
01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:52,719
Speaker 3: Yeah? It's just daint on the pillows. Everywhere.

2049
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:56,519
Speaker 8: Everyone everyone has been really kind. I mean guy Fieri

2050
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:57,520
Speaker 8: offered his private.

2051
01:34:57,320 --> 01:34:58,760
Speaker 3: Jet, shut up.

2052
01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:00,880
Speaker 8: I was like, I'll take it, and then oh, by

2053
01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:02,720
Speaker 8: the way, you still have to pay for it, and

2054
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:06,480
Speaker 8: I was like, oh okay, now I'm mad at Leanne.

2055
01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:09,320
Speaker 3: He would have been private planning. You could have been

2056
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:10,000
Speaker 3: leering around.

2057
01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:13,400
Speaker 10: I'm on the bottom bunk right now with the crew

2058
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:15,479
Speaker 10: and they're just like, why why is the show.

2059
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:16,240
Speaker 3: Guys on here with us?

2060
01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:22,640
Speaker 8: It's not as Fun's soft hands get out of here. Well,

2061
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,080
Speaker 8: how many more dates are on the tour?

2062
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:26,800
Speaker 3: I have two more months. Oh so you have to

2063
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:28,720
Speaker 3: get another bus. I have to get one more Bush.

2064
01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:31,479
Speaker 8: I'm gonna rent it and then and then I go

2065
01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:34,519
Speaker 8: back into season two in June.

2066
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:37,200
Speaker 1: On Netflix, which, by the way, congratulations on the success

2067
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:42,080
Speaker 1: of Free Bert, because it was announced season two got greenlit.

2068
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:42,759
Speaker 3: The other day.

2069
01:35:43,080 --> 01:35:46,439
Speaker 1: You were telling us some numbers of that show, and

2070
01:35:46,560 --> 01:35:49,560
Speaker 1: it is astounding to me, and I relate to you

2071
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:52,479
Speaker 1: off the air that my my oldest sibling, my sister,

2072
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:54,640
Speaker 1: she's not much into the stand up world, and she

2073
01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:55,080
Speaker 1: calls me.

2074
01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:56,960
Speaker 3: And goes, do you do you see this? God? Do

2075
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:59,280
Speaker 3: you know Bert Krasier? The show he has on Netflix?

2076
01:35:59,479 --> 01:36:03,040
Speaker 3: It's I'm like, how do you not know Bert? And

2077
01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:05,880
Speaker 3: she didn't until this show dropped and she's now the

2078
01:36:05,880 --> 01:36:07,360
Speaker 3: biggest fan. You know what that means?

2079
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:10,160
Speaker 10: Going to interrupt this, Your sister doesn't listen to your show.

2080
01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:13,880
Speaker 10: Clearly he's been on your show so many times. That's

2081
01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:14,439
Speaker 10: what I said.

2082
01:36:14,479 --> 01:36:16,000
Speaker 3: I was like, do you pay attention to anything in

2083
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:16,320
Speaker 3: my life?

2084
01:36:16,320 --> 01:36:18,280
Speaker 1: You're the worst sister you ever, how dare you raise

2085
01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:19,599
Speaker 1: your family and pay attention to your kids?

2086
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:20,839
Speaker 3: And not your youngest siblings.

2087
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:23,040
Speaker 8: It must be the same way people go. So Game

2088
01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:28,360
Speaker 8: of Thrones is a book. I mean, I guess my

2089
01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:30,840
Speaker 8: stand up is the book version of me. No one

2090
01:36:30,920 --> 01:36:37,320
Speaker 8: was through it. It's so much more palatable in sitcom form.

2091
01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:39,280
Speaker 8: I think my stand up would be better if I

2092
01:36:39,320 --> 01:36:41,280
Speaker 8: allowed them to give me notes.

2093
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:47,760
Speaker 3: No, I it's crazy that people they're discovering you through

2094
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:48,240
Speaker 3: this show.

2095
01:36:49,120 --> 01:36:53,200
Speaker 8: Television appeals, that medium appeals more to the average person

2096
01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:55,200
Speaker 8: than stand up. Yeah, I think the average person looks

2097
01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:57,080
Speaker 8: a stand up and they're like ah. And I think

2098
01:36:57,080 --> 01:37:00,439
Speaker 8: stand up specials are so plentiful now. I mean, there's

2099
01:37:00,479 --> 01:37:03,200
Speaker 8: so many specials that I think right now the sexy

2100
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:06,640
Speaker 8: movies to go back to traditional media and do and

2101
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,040
Speaker 8: and do like television, I think. Yeah, I think you're

2102
01:37:09,040 --> 01:37:11,680
Speaker 8: seeing a lot of people signing deals over at networks

2103
01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:13,720
Speaker 8: to try to get back into the sitcom format. I

2104
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:16,240
Speaker 8: think network's going to catch up to where Netflix is

2105
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,320
Speaker 8: and start allowing a little more for your speech. Yeah.

2106
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:22,360
Speaker 8: But yeah, I'm amazed at how many more. I mean,

2107
01:37:22,479 --> 01:37:26,280
Speaker 8: it's astounding. I think more people watched Free Birt in

2108
01:37:26,360 --> 01:37:28,840
Speaker 8: totality than all of my specials.

2109
01:37:28,960 --> 01:37:33,759
Speaker 1: But it's weird that the cyclical nature of entertainment. Where

2110
01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:37,000
Speaker 1: it was back in the eighties, the goal was to

2111
01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:39,920
Speaker 1: get a sitcom the a Siginfeld though you know the

2112
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:43,160
Speaker 1: Tim Allen Show, and you know Brett Butler, every comic.

2113
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:45,519
Speaker 3: You got to show Roseanne. That was the thing, and

2114
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:46,320
Speaker 3: that was the ticket.

2115
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:48,000
Speaker 1: And then it was like, if you can bounce a

2116
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,639
Speaker 1: parlay of that in the movies, well then you don't

2117
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:51,320
Speaker 1: have to do TV again. And then at some point

2118
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:54,000
Speaker 1: people are like, why are we making TV this like

2119
01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:56,200
Speaker 1: pariol and why aren't we using all of them?

2120
01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:58,680
Speaker 3: And now nobody cares where.

2121
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:03,280
Speaker 1: You your your your art, your comedy, whether it's the

2122
01:38:03,320 --> 01:38:07,719
Speaker 1: stand up special, a TV show, or a movie, They're

2123
01:38:07,760 --> 01:38:09,360
Speaker 1: gonna be there for all of it because they're all

2124
01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:10,000
Speaker 1: streaming in.

2125
01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:10,759
Speaker 3: The same platform.

2126
01:38:10,800 --> 01:38:14,639
Speaker 1: The forums have all sort of congealed into one big

2127
01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:17,840
Speaker 1: streaming you know network that we all tune into.

2128
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:21,840
Speaker 8: Well, I'll say this, television, and I say this respectfully,

2129
01:38:22,240 --> 01:38:26,080
Speaker 8: television is where podcasting was early right now. I mean,

2130
01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:28,160
Speaker 8: in my opinion, it's not it's not a cash grab,

2131
01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:29,960
Speaker 8: like you're not doing it for money at all. No

2132
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:32,719
Speaker 8: one's doing it for me, no, not one person always

2133
01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:34,160
Speaker 8: says that, yeah, well, Guarda.

2134
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:37,840
Speaker 3: Was making a ton of money. Well, Mike and Molly, Yeah,

2135
01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:40,680
Speaker 3: and you don't think you made it on the African one?

2136
01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:43,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Right.

2137
01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:51,280
Speaker 8: But but like he's Billy made great money on Compa people,

2138
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,880
Speaker 8: he was that the last generation of making great money.

2139
01:38:55,400 --> 01:38:55,759
Speaker 3: Agreed.

2140
01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:59,439
Speaker 8: It is not that way now, like, and so the

2141
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:02,920
Speaker 8: you all I'm doing television for is, first of all,

2142
01:39:02,920 --> 01:39:05,680
Speaker 8: it's fun. Secondly, it's a it's really cool to make.

2143
01:39:05,720 --> 01:39:07,720
Speaker 8: It's fun to make. It's that's the number one thing

2144
01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:10,880
Speaker 8: is it's fun. But mostly it's to get people to

2145
01:39:10,920 --> 01:39:13,280
Speaker 8: see my stand up really honestly album.

2146
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:15,960
Speaker 3: It's the album in the eighties sounding to Celtics. That's

2147
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:17,360
Speaker 3: a good way to look at it. Yeah.

2148
01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:19,639
Speaker 1: But the other thing that it does is I don't

2149
01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:22,640
Speaker 1: think people will go back to stand ups and like

2150
01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:26,280
Speaker 1: watch old stand up specials on the regular, But if

2151
01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:29,000
Speaker 1: they like a TV show, they will always have it

2152
01:39:29,080 --> 01:39:31,720
Speaker 1: in their like in the background of like, ah, I

2153
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:33,280
Speaker 1: need a show to watch for this week.

2154
01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:35,880
Speaker 3: Oh I'll rewatch free Bert. You know what I mean?

2155
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:38,200
Speaker 10: Think about how it stand up and and a show

2156
01:39:38,280 --> 01:39:41,080
Speaker 10: is different. When you come home from work, watching stand

2157
01:39:41,160 --> 01:39:44,200
Speaker 10: up doesn't necessarily won't calm you down. It's it's it's

2158
01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:47,240
Speaker 10: a show, right, going to a show, but a show

2159
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:50,200
Speaker 10: like Bert a Bert will solve a problem at the

2160
01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:52,840
Speaker 10: end of the episode, so people feel like they got

2161
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 10: something done, you know what I mean. It makes you

2162
01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:57,479
Speaker 10: relax after you've've been going all day gone and it's

2163
01:39:57,520 --> 01:39:59,400
Speaker 10: something that actually gets finished.

2164
01:39:59,640 --> 01:40:01,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a different And I'll tell you what we

2165
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:05,439
Speaker 8: were talking off air about the show itself and how

2166
01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:08,719
Speaker 8: networks need to catch up. I did something very different

2167
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:12,080
Speaker 8: in this show that when I pitched the Netflix they

2168
01:40:12,080 --> 01:40:15,280
Speaker 8: did not I'll say they did not really get at first.

2169
01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:16,160
Speaker 3: I said twelve of us.

2170
01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:20,560
Speaker 8: They were like because they wanted to make it episodic,

2171
01:40:21,040 --> 01:40:22,800
Speaker 8: and I said, no, I want to make it like

2172
01:40:23,160 --> 01:40:24,479
Speaker 8: I said, I want to do a TV show, and

2173
01:40:24,479 --> 01:40:26,360
Speaker 8: they're like great. I said, I wanted to be my life.

2174
01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:28,559
Speaker 8: I don't want anything to be different. Like if Joe

2175
01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:31,479
Speaker 8: Rogan walks in, he's Joe Rogan and Tom's girl would

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Speaker 8: be Tom's gir He wo wouldn't play be actors and

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Speaker 8: they're like great. I said, I'm burg Chreischer leanne Isla.

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01:40:35,920 --> 01:40:37,880
Speaker 8: We go to our school. Everything's the same. I make

2179
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:40,439
Speaker 8: the same amount of money, nothing changes and they're like great,

2180
01:40:40,840 --> 01:40:42,400
Speaker 8: And I said, but I wanted to be like black

2181
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:46,080
Speaker 8: doves or slow horses, and they're like like a spy thriller.

2182
01:40:46,479 --> 01:40:48,320
Speaker 8: And I went yeah, and like, what do you mean,

2183
01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:51,000
Speaker 8: I said, I when I watched those shows. On that

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01:40:51,080 --> 01:40:53,439
Speaker 8: first episode, I was kind of into it. I was,

2185
01:40:53,840 --> 01:40:56,960
Speaker 8: but in the last thirty seconds, I got chill bumps

2186
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:58,799
Speaker 8: and I looked at Leanne. I was like, we're watching

2187
01:40:58,800 --> 01:41:00,360
Speaker 8: all of this tonight, I said, And I want to

2188
01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:02,640
Speaker 8: have a six story arc. I do not want it

2189
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:04,000
Speaker 8: to be episodic. I don't want to be able to

2190
01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:05,800
Speaker 8: tune into two and now I want people to start

2191
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:08,880
Speaker 8: it and in the last thirty seconds, I make I

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01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:12,040
Speaker 8: say a statement or I do something that makes them

2193
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:14,439
Speaker 8: have to watch episode two, and then the last part

2194
01:41:14,479 --> 01:41:17,240
Speaker 8: of episode two you have to watch episode three. So

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01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:19,240
Speaker 8: I want to do a six story arc. And Netflix

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01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:21,760
Speaker 8: is like, we'd love that because we want people to

2197
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:24,519
Speaker 8: watch it to completion, but we don't. We've never done that.

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01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:27,479
Speaker 8: And I and that's what I did. I made it

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01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:29,559
Speaker 8: so that at the end of episode when I'm sitting

2200
01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:31,760
Speaker 8: in the in the principal's office and I say the

2201
01:41:31,800 --> 01:41:34,880
Speaker 8: most aggressive statement you could ever sing on television and

2202
01:41:34,920 --> 01:41:37,879
Speaker 8: I say that on stage in front of those parents.

2203
01:41:38,240 --> 01:41:40,680
Speaker 8: Everyone goes, I got to see how he gets out

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01:41:40,680 --> 01:41:43,360
Speaker 8: of this right, And that was our big Our big

2205
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,000
Speaker 8: win was our completion.

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01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:46,840
Speaker 3: Rate was through the roof. That is awesome. Let me

2207
01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:49,479
Speaker 3: do a quick break. We'll come back. Note all right,

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01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:51,000
Speaker 3: Ian Bag is next. Next question.

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Speaker 1: Ian Bag is here with Bert Kreischer and you can

2210
01:41:53,960 --> 01:41:55,320
Speaker 1: see them on stage tonight.

2211
01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:57,240
Speaker 3: Who's all in town with you is part of the.

2212
01:41:57,800 --> 01:42:00,400
Speaker 8: It's just me and and Pat Perscher. Okay, it's got

2213
01:42:00,439 --> 01:42:03,040
Speaker 8: the best. I saw Pap. He did a joke about

2214
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:05,080
Speaker 8: you ever seen his joke about Einstein having sex with

2215
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:08,080
Speaker 8: a cousin. It's the best joke. I saw it one

2216
01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:10,519
Speaker 8: time and I was like, it's so good. I was like,

2217
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:12,280
Speaker 8: I gotta bring this guy on the road. And he's great,

2218
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:13,559
Speaker 8: that's hilarious. He's hilarious.

2219
01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:16,439
Speaker 3: You always have good people opening for you, like maybe

2220
01:42:16,479 --> 01:42:16,880
Speaker 3: too good.

2221
01:42:17,080 --> 01:42:20,679
Speaker 8: But I was doing my thing and they're like bringing

2222
01:42:20,720 --> 01:42:23,200
Speaker 8: up Ian's references from his set. I was like what,

2223
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:26,280
Speaker 8: and they're like, no, Chili's that's him. And I was like,

2224
01:42:26,560 --> 01:42:27,960
Speaker 8: I go to Dean talk to him and he was

2225
01:42:27,960 --> 01:42:29,519
Speaker 8: like yeah. I was like, I'm not eating guys.

2226
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:34,639
Speaker 3: He's the only guy I've ever seen new crowd working

2227
01:42:34,680 --> 01:42:35,160
Speaker 3: an arena.

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01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:42,000
Speaker 8: One O fine, I knew it was caribl Corn.

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01:42:43,240 --> 01:42:50,080
Speaker 6: The Trinity of Rock comes to DV this weekend. Triple

2230
01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:52,840
Speaker 6: shots from the best bands. It's one better than a

2231
01:42:52,880 --> 01:42:55,639
Speaker 6: double shots. And don't even get us started on all

2232
01:42:55,720 --> 01:42:58,639
Speaker 6: those times. We just play one song from one.

2233
01:42:58,520 --> 01:43:00,920
Speaker 3: Band, triple anything.

2234
01:43:01,040 --> 01:43:03,800
Speaker 6: It's a triple shot Saturday this weekend on one O

2235
01:43:03,880 --> 01:43:05,960
Speaker 6: two point five DV.

2236
01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:10,360
Speaker 13: Live from the Dons Appliances Studios where Pittsburgh shops for

2237
01:43:10,439 --> 01:43:11,280
Speaker 13: Appliance is.

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01:43:11,320 --> 01:43:12,640
Speaker 3: This is w d V.

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01:43:13,439 --> 01:43:16,120
Speaker 11: It's Randy Baumin the BD Morning Show, and you know

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01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:19,799
Speaker 11: pack House today at the Prisoner of course, as always

2241
01:43:19,840 --> 01:43:24,479
Speaker 11: our buddy Chunk Collier from Table Magazine hanging as we

2242
01:43:24,479 --> 01:43:26,200
Speaker 11: welcome Bert Kreischer back in the studio.

2243
01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:27,920
Speaker 1: Ian Bag here as well, and they're going to be

2244
01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:32,040
Speaker 1: at PBG Paint's arena tonight for Bert's Permission to Party tour,

2245
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:35,639
Speaker 1: which lands seven o'clock doors. I believe tonight there are

2246
01:43:35,680 --> 01:43:38,679
Speaker 1: a few tickets left. This is the I think third

2247
01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:40,280
Speaker 1: straight arena show you've done in Pittsburgh.

2248
01:43:40,360 --> 01:43:42,519
Speaker 3: Was it the fourth? I think it might be a fourth.

2249
01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:44,080
Speaker 3: That is the first one I did.

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Speaker 8: The first one I did, they were like, hey, I

2251
01:43:46,479 --> 01:43:48,280
Speaker 8: walked in and they had curtains up on the top.

2252
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:50,479
Speaker 8: I said, what's going on with that? And they're like, oh,

2253
01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:52,639
Speaker 8: because sometimes you do an arena and they don't sell

2254
01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:54,479
Speaker 8: it to the ceiling. It's a lot of tickets, sure,

2255
01:43:54,600 --> 01:43:56,720
Speaker 8: And I was like, uh, oh, I don't put those

2256
01:43:56,720 --> 01:43:58,920
Speaker 8: curtains up yet, and they're like why, And I said,

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01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:01,599
Speaker 8: give me one second, and I called here yeah, and

2258
01:44:02,040 --> 01:44:07,240
Speaker 8: literally within fifteen minutes, thirteen hundred tickets were sold.

2259
01:44:07,320 --> 01:44:09,439
Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, actually take those curtains down.

2260
01:44:09,479 --> 01:44:11,920
Speaker 3: I remember that. And they kept cleaning up and throughout

2261
01:44:11,920 --> 01:44:13,559
Speaker 3: the day and so I was like.

2262
01:44:14,120 --> 01:44:16,280
Speaker 1: And I came and hung with you that night and

2263
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:19,720
Speaker 1: I did the initial intro and it had sold out

2264
01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:20,200
Speaker 1: by that point.

2265
01:44:20,320 --> 01:44:21,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was.

2266
01:44:21,360 --> 01:44:22,800
Speaker 1: Like, and I remember, I said to the crowd, like,

2267
01:44:22,840 --> 01:44:26,040
Speaker 1: the first time Bert played Pittsburgh, it was to one

2268
01:44:26,120 --> 01:44:29,360
Speaker 1: hundred and forty people at the Improv in Homestead, and

2269
01:44:29,439 --> 01:44:32,240
Speaker 1: tonight there's sixteen thousand people.

2270
01:44:32,439 --> 01:44:34,800
Speaker 3: It was crazy? Is that to one?

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01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:39,000
Speaker 8: And especially, it's like this is how Pittsburgh works, is

2272
01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:40,280
Speaker 8: h I said.

2273
01:44:40,080 --> 01:44:42,559
Speaker 3: Don't put it and then they go, oh, we'll move it. Tickets. Okay,

2274
01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:44,280
Speaker 3: take the take the curtain down.

2275
01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:47,280
Speaker 8: Was up in the top, top top, and someone goes,

2276
01:44:47,320 --> 01:44:51,520
Speaker 8: what happened, and someone goes, hey, cal he called Randy.

2277
01:44:51,760 --> 01:44:54,320
Speaker 1: It was like it was like such a family thing. Yeah,

2278
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:57,559
Speaker 1: and well Pittsburgh. Yeah, it's your one degree of separation

2279
01:44:57,600 --> 01:45:00,400
Speaker 1: from Emery. Sais are so bad? You're doing great. I

2280
01:45:00,720 --> 01:45:02,280
Speaker 1: don't even know what accent I'm doing. You should have

2281
01:45:02,320 --> 01:45:06,200
Speaker 1: hurt my hand. He tried to do an Australian accent earlier,

2282
01:45:06,240 --> 01:45:08,040
Speaker 1: and it was one of the funniest attempts.

2283
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:18,040
Speaker 10: God, especially, you're saying nice things too. It wasn't being

2284
01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:19,719
Speaker 10: mean about Hannah. Let's put that out.

2285
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:20,760
Speaker 3: There to be clear.

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01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:22,960
Speaker 8: He was just he couldn't do an Australian. He doesn't

2287
01:45:22,960 --> 01:45:26,519
Speaker 8: say anything bad about anyone anymore. I used to those

2288
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:28,960
Speaker 8: are the days back when we didn't know people listen to.

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01:45:28,960 --> 01:45:30,960
Speaker 3: Podcast you know. You know what is funny though, It

2290
01:45:31,040 --> 01:45:32,559
Speaker 3: was like in the car on the way over.

2291
01:45:32,920 --> 01:45:39,360
Speaker 1: Barnick was on with us yesterday and he was like,

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01:45:39,439 --> 01:45:41,800
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, a lot of comics today, SPIKEE is

2293
01:45:41,840 --> 01:45:43,560
Speaker 1: the gasoline for them. He goes, I could use a

2294
01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:45,400
Speaker 1: little more spite in my career. He's like, I'm just

2295
01:45:45,439 --> 01:45:46,439
Speaker 1: not a spiteful person.

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01:45:46,520 --> 01:45:48,680
Speaker 3: He's too happy. He's the sweetest guy because he's got

2297
01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:49,760
Speaker 3: a full head of hair. That's why.

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01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:54,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the happiest guy going. But dark hair too,

2299
01:45:55,240 --> 01:45:57,559
Speaker 1: Yours is going a little peppery. Is salt and pepper?

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01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:00,000
Speaker 1: Back off, buddy, Well, I think it looks dignified.

2301
01:46:00,280 --> 01:46:04,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not my show. Have you died it?

2302
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:06,960
Speaker 3: I died my beard? I I have not.

2303
01:46:07,040 --> 01:46:08,880
Speaker 8: I'm just lading it. I'm just what are you gonna do?

2304
01:46:09,040 --> 01:46:12,439
Speaker 8: Like this diet? I dyed my beard? Listen, I talk

2305
01:46:12,479 --> 01:46:14,680
Speaker 8: about a snowma in March. I trimmed my beard the

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01:46:14,720 --> 01:46:18,160
Speaker 8: other day, real short, like real short to and uh,

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01:46:18,280 --> 01:46:20,880
Speaker 8: and I had I hadn't seen my beard real short normally.

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01:46:20,920 --> 01:46:21,559
Speaker 3: I just trim it.

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01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:24,320
Speaker 8: And I've always thought it's like this color. And I

2310
01:46:24,360 --> 01:46:27,400
Speaker 8: trimmed it real short, and it was Santa Claus gray,

2311
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:29,599
Speaker 8: and I went, whoa, wha, wha, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

2312
01:46:29,640 --> 01:46:32,000
Speaker 8: this is not happening. Yeah, And it's when as it

2313
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:35,800
Speaker 8: grows out, it gets darker. But when it's real close

2314
01:46:35,840 --> 01:46:37,880
Speaker 8: to my skin, it just looks white. And so I

2315
01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:39,320
Speaker 8: was like, I'll never trim it that close. I was

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01:46:39,320 --> 01:46:41,759
Speaker 8: surprised to hear you said you were still using rogain.

2317
01:46:41,920 --> 01:46:45,680
Speaker 8: I thought you gave up on all of that crap. No, oh, buddy,

2318
01:46:45,920 --> 01:46:48,120
Speaker 8: I am a cocktail. You saw the pills I took.

2319
01:46:48,479 --> 01:46:50,040
Speaker 8: I'm taking them to I'm taking them to Turkey. In

2320
01:46:50,040 --> 01:46:51,680
Speaker 8: a couple of weeks. We're getting it done.

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01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:53,040
Speaker 3: You have you thought of just doing that?

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01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:58,000
Speaker 1: Yes, I have. I have thin hair, so it won't

2323
01:46:58,040 --> 01:46:59,680
Speaker 1: work as well. Baby fine hair.

2324
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:01,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, baby fine hair doesn't work as well with the

2325
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:04,000
Speaker 8: hair transplants, and.

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01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:04,680
Speaker 3: We've got a Marst hair put in.

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01:47:05,120 --> 01:47:10,880
Speaker 8: I would love if you could get homeless people's hair.

2328
01:47:11,520 --> 01:47:13,640
Speaker 8: If they said, like if they said, you know you

2329
01:47:13,640 --> 01:47:15,960
Speaker 8: gotta you gotta this homeless guy's had a hair.

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01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:18,559
Speaker 3: You'd have to harvest it from an unhouse person. Yeah,

2331
01:47:19,760 --> 01:47:20,080
Speaker 3: it's right.

2332
01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:24,599
Speaker 8: Not want to give them a million dollars?

2333
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:27,960
Speaker 3: Yeah the Uh, I would do that in a heartbeat.

2334
01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:34,439
Speaker 8: I'm on finesse, dride, rogaine, monoxidil. Uh, I'm on testosterone,

2335
01:47:34,439 --> 01:47:38,960
Speaker 8: I'm on Manjaro, I'm on uh, you're everything.

2336
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:42,080
Speaker 3: Do you have side effects from that? Yeah?

2337
01:47:42,800 --> 01:47:46,559
Speaker 8: Like throwing up all the time, Yeah the time. Not

2338
01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:49,000
Speaker 8: as much now, but my first two months I was

2339
01:47:49,040 --> 01:47:51,080
Speaker 8: throwing up aggressively.

2340
01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:53,439
Speaker 1: But the number one thing I hear from all those

2341
01:47:53,560 --> 01:47:57,360
Speaker 1: is sexual dysfunction, especially for the hair growth things that like.

2342
01:47:57,840 --> 01:47:58,960
Speaker 3: Uh no, that doesn't happen.

2343
01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:01,960
Speaker 8: What you're I'm like, I'm like, I've never been good

2344
01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:04,799
Speaker 8: at sex, so it's like I would love a little dysfunction.

2345
01:48:06,080 --> 01:48:07,719
Speaker 3: You're ready for the game.

2346
01:48:08,320 --> 01:48:12,080
Speaker 8: Last longer or something, or not want it like, yeah,

2347
01:48:12,080 --> 01:48:17,000
Speaker 8: I'm like a kid. I still have aggressive sex kind

2348
01:48:17,040 --> 01:48:18,200
Speaker 8: of like choking and stuff.

2349
01:48:19,520 --> 01:48:22,640
Speaker 10: Unless she's yeah, just gets done really quick. That's I

2350
01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:26,680
Speaker 10: don't know why I'm telling you why I talk my

2351
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:28,519
Speaker 10: wife before sex? How much long are you going to

2352
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:35,960
Speaker 10: do this? Maybe she wasn't even talking about your careers.

2353
01:48:35,960 --> 01:48:40,360
Speaker 10: You're just talking about the choking. Oh my god, this

2354
01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:41,720
Speaker 10: is in a podcast. We can't get rid of this.

2355
01:48:44,280 --> 01:48:47,320
Speaker 8: I got put on Manjaro's my eyes. I said the

2356
01:48:47,360 --> 01:48:49,400
Speaker 8: last dage last nime. My my daughter's and wife are like,

2357
01:48:49,439 --> 01:48:52,200
Speaker 8: you're really fat. I was two seventy five again and

2358
01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:54,439
Speaker 8: they're like, and then they brought in they did a

2359
01:48:54,520 --> 01:48:58,160
Speaker 8: DEXA scan. Again, by the way, I was seventy four.

2360
01:48:58,200 --> 01:48:59,760
Speaker 8: He goes, you're the fattest you've ever been, and I go, no,

2361
01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:01,439
Speaker 8: I came in fat or last time. He goes, buy

2362
01:49:01,439 --> 01:49:04,639
Speaker 8: a pound and then I said to Leanne, your doctor

2363
01:49:04,840 --> 01:49:10,240
Speaker 8: just like buy a pound. Disgusted, I had total Leanne

2364
01:49:10,520 --> 01:49:12,880
Speaker 8: in my defense. I was like, she's like, baby, are

2365
01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:14,479
Speaker 8: you're getting big? And I go, yeah, but I lift

2366
01:49:14,479 --> 01:49:16,599
Speaker 8: weights and I go, you don't know this, but muscle

2367
01:49:16,640 --> 01:49:19,120
Speaker 8: weighs more than fat. You know we've all said that.

2368
01:49:19,840 --> 01:49:22,040
Speaker 8: And then she rats me out to the doctor. She goes,

2369
01:49:22,080 --> 01:49:23,800
Speaker 8: he says, what muscle is more than fat? I'm like,

2370
01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:26,439
Speaker 8: shut up, Leanne. He knows that. And then he was

2371
01:49:26,439 --> 01:49:28,439
Speaker 8: like how much muscles in there? And then he put

2372
01:49:28,479 --> 01:49:31,080
Speaker 8: me in a death and scan and I had ninety

2373
01:49:31,080 --> 01:49:34,920
Speaker 8: five pounds of fat in my stomach. Just yeah, I know,

2374
01:49:35,080 --> 01:49:36,519
Speaker 8: and he was I was like, is that bad? And

2375
01:49:36,560 --> 01:49:40,200
Speaker 8: he was like, He's like not if you're carrying a

2376
01:49:40,280 --> 01:49:46,800
Speaker 8: Romanian gymnast a term. So he was like, he goes,

2377
01:49:47,160 --> 01:49:49,400
Speaker 8: here's the deal. You can I cannot put you onman

2378
01:49:49,479 --> 01:49:51,280
Speaker 8: Jarro and you'll come back and you'll be three hundred

2379
01:49:51,320 --> 01:49:53,160
Speaker 8: punds when I see you next. Or I can put

2380
01:49:53,160 --> 01:49:54,800
Speaker 8: it on you and we can do something about this

2381
01:49:54,880 --> 01:49:57,000
Speaker 8: and lower it and figure out. He goes, it's not

2382
01:49:57,400 --> 01:50:00,280
Speaker 8: it's a band aid. It's not you're not fit mixed.

2383
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:03,320
Speaker 8: It's a band aid. But we got to get that

2384
01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:06,759
Speaker 8: banded on now. And so it's like Zoloft. Really, yeah,

2385
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Speaker 8: I think are you one too? No, I'm not messing

2386
01:50:09,920 --> 01:50:13,200
Speaker 8: with my brain now. My brain is broken. But it's

2387
01:50:13,200 --> 01:50:15,439
Speaker 8: not like I think it makes me money. Here's what

2388
01:50:15,479 --> 01:50:17,240
Speaker 8: I love seeing.

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01:50:18,960 --> 01:50:21,959
Speaker 1: You. That's like the you know, I hear this discussion

2390
01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:26,280
Speaker 1: with comics all the time about the need to uh like,

2391
01:50:26,560 --> 01:50:29,080
Speaker 1: if if you try to fix the parts of your

2392
01:50:29,120 --> 01:50:32,040
Speaker 1: brain that are damaged, it'll hurt your art somehow. And

2393
01:50:32,240 --> 01:50:33,920
Speaker 1: a lot of people think that that is just a

2394
01:50:34,000 --> 01:50:36,800
Speaker 1: complete misconception because it's all emotional for comedians.

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01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:39,960
Speaker 10: It's nothing to do with the brain. Comedians are messed emotionally,

2396
01:50:40,120 --> 01:50:43,200
Speaker 10: not brain wise. But Richard Jennys to tell me not

2397
01:50:43,240 --> 01:50:44,040
Speaker 10: to worry about it.

2398
01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:48,600
Speaker 3: The guy would have enjoyed that.

2399
01:50:50,680 --> 01:50:54,240
Speaker 1: Dude, Richard Jenny was one of the funniest people in

2400
01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:57,120
Speaker 1: the world, and that point he was with people.

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01:50:57,160 --> 01:51:00,080
Speaker 8: But you know, it's crazy, you know it's crazy. Do

2402
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:02,280
Speaker 8: you ever hear about how he killed himself? No, he

2403
01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:04,519
Speaker 8: said to his wife, She goes, I'm making coffee, you

2404
01:51:04,520 --> 01:51:04,760
Speaker 8: want one?

2405
01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:05,280
Speaker 3: He goes yea, yea.

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01:51:05,280 --> 01:51:06,920
Speaker 8: I made make a cup of coffee and then went

2407
01:51:06,920 --> 01:51:08,640
Speaker 8: to the bathroom. He shot himself in the head, so

2408
01:51:08,880 --> 01:51:11,679
Speaker 8: was making him a cup of coffee in a sweater vest.

2409
01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:14,560
Speaker 3: Did you have sweater vests? He used to wear sweater vests.

2410
01:51:14,720 --> 01:51:16,000
Speaker 3: He was rude and selfish.

2411
01:51:16,120 --> 01:51:22,360
Speaker 1: But the uh Drake Sailors uh for comedy uh suicides

2412
01:51:22,439 --> 01:51:23,479
Speaker 1: had the funniest one.

2413
01:51:23,960 --> 01:51:24,280
Speaker 3: Uh.

2414
01:51:24,320 --> 01:51:28,080
Speaker 1: He had post it notes all over his house so

2415
01:51:28,120 --> 01:51:30,559
Speaker 1: that when the cruise came for him, it was like, oh,

2416
01:51:30,680 --> 01:51:33,400
Speaker 1: this way over here, now go there, like haha, gotcha,

2417
01:51:33,600 --> 01:51:35,040
Speaker 1: Now you have to go back in that room, and

2418
01:51:35,040 --> 01:51:38,000
Speaker 1: it like led up to where he was. Drake Sailor

2419
01:51:38,080 --> 01:51:41,800
Speaker 1: was one of the all time Greatske Saylor. Did he yeah, yeah,

2420
01:51:41,800 --> 01:51:44,280
Speaker 1: he killed himself. He killed himself too. Yeah, he put

2421
01:51:44,280 --> 01:51:46,720
Speaker 1: post it notes for the Oh oh he really did.

2422
01:51:46,920 --> 01:51:50,080
Speaker 1: He literally did that. Yeah, Yeah, he was. He was

2423
01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:53,320
Speaker 1: on he was on Judge Wapmer back back in the day. Oh,

2424
01:51:53,439 --> 01:51:54,519
Speaker 1: he did an episode of that.

2425
01:51:54,560 --> 01:51:56,760
Speaker 10: When he was divorcing his wife and she was trying

2426
01:51:56,760 --> 01:51:59,000
Speaker 10: to get something back and he's just so funny.

2427
01:51:59,520 --> 01:52:03,040
Speaker 1: He wrote for news radio SNL Larry Sanders. He was

2428
01:52:03,080 --> 01:52:05,080
Speaker 1: like a bit He went from being a real he

2429
01:52:05,160 --> 01:52:07,960
Speaker 1: was like Norm m MacDonald, but darker.

2430
01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:11,640
Speaker 8: We had three dudes kill themselves in oraternity within the.

2431
01:52:13,840 --> 01:52:13,880
Speaker 17: Y.

2432
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:18,080
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, First dude, Uh, first, I wasn't in the movie. No, no,

2433
01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:21,160
Speaker 8: it was not. First who kills himself out in the

2434
01:52:21,200 --> 01:52:25,320
Speaker 8: woods and and that comes back and everyone's like, I

2435
01:52:25,360 --> 01:52:27,000
Speaker 8: think he was gay. His dad was in the military.

2436
01:52:27,439 --> 01:52:29,120
Speaker 8: No one, he didn't want to to know he's gay.

2437
01:52:29,479 --> 01:52:31,479
Speaker 8: Second dude kills himself. It's over a drug deal with

2438
01:52:31,520 --> 01:52:35,800
Speaker 8: another dude goes wrong, kills himself in the car and

2439
01:52:35,800 --> 01:52:37,240
Speaker 8: what I God, I wonder if he hooked up with

2440
01:52:37,280 --> 01:52:39,880
Speaker 8: that dude. Third dude kills himself. The first note is

2441
01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:44,679
Speaker 8: suicide letter. I'm not gay.

2442
01:52:45,640 --> 01:52:48,760
Speaker 3: Just make this clear. We're like, he's like, I'm not

2443
01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:49,920
Speaker 3: dead my dad.

2444
01:52:51,040 --> 01:52:58,800
Speaker 10: What a company sponsoring this section? I think it's gonna

2445
01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:02,080
Speaker 10: be like Mattress Firm. Person now on too happier topics?

2446
01:53:03,120 --> 01:53:06,479
Speaker 10: Want to Okay, so you want to hear So do

2447
01:53:06,520 --> 01:53:08,639
Speaker 10: you want to hear that? We were talking about TV

2448
01:53:08,720 --> 01:53:12,360
Speaker 10: show we're talking about right now. Uh, Peggy Blinders movie

2449
01:53:12,360 --> 01:53:14,479
Speaker 10: came yeah today on Netflix. I'm going to watch that.

2450
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:16,439
Speaker 10: I cannot wait. And you said, well, they lost me

2451
01:53:16,439 --> 01:53:16,880
Speaker 10: at that time.

2452
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:19,679
Speaker 1: They lost me when they when it went like legit

2453
01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:22,280
Speaker 1: political instead of being just the mafia.

2454
01:53:22,479 --> 01:53:26,320
Speaker 8: Now there's a fine line between challenging your audience and

2455
01:53:26,360 --> 01:53:28,320
Speaker 8: then playing to your audience. Yes, you want to make

2456
01:53:28,320 --> 01:53:30,760
Speaker 8: sure they're happy. So we get season two and they're like,

2457
01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:32,240
Speaker 8: what are you guys thinking? And I said, I know

2458
01:53:32,320 --> 01:53:34,240
Speaker 8: exactly what I want to do. And they're like what.

2459
01:53:34,479 --> 01:53:37,960
Speaker 8: And I said, I want to open season two at

2460
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:41,519
Speaker 8: Burton ley Ann's funeral and they're like okay. And I said,

2461
01:53:41,520 --> 01:53:43,599
Speaker 8: in Georgia and Isla are sitting in the front row

2462
01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:48,519
Speaker 8: dressed in black, crying, and they're eulogizing burt leyn And

2463
01:53:48,800 --> 01:53:51,479
Speaker 8: you do not know this is going And then all

2464
01:53:51,479 --> 01:53:53,960
Speaker 8: of a sudden, said, two people come down and sit

2465
01:53:54,040 --> 01:53:57,240
Speaker 8: next to island Georgia and it's a twenty one year

2466
01:53:57,240 --> 01:53:59,600
Speaker 8: old and a nineteen year old woman and they're a

2467
01:53:59,680 --> 01:54:02,519
Speaker 8: dressed in black and they're smiling and they land over

2468
01:54:02,560 --> 01:54:05,400
Speaker 8: to Georgia and Isla and they go, hey, cheer up,

2469
01:54:05,880 --> 01:54:08,320
Speaker 8: we can get them back. He's just got to trust us.

2470
01:54:08,800 --> 01:54:10,840
Speaker 8: And they're like what, And they're like, we're you from

2471
01:54:10,880 --> 01:54:13,559
Speaker 8: the future. And I wanted to do a time travel

2472
01:54:13,880 --> 01:54:17,200
Speaker 8: where old Georgia and Land, grab young you, old George

2473
01:54:17,240 --> 01:54:19,400
Speaker 8: and Iland, grab young George and Ila and take them

2474
01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:21,639
Speaker 8: on a time traveling journey to save their parents' lives,

2475
01:54:21,680 --> 01:54:23,800
Speaker 8: like Bill and Ted, Like Bill and Ted, And they

2476
01:54:23,880 --> 01:54:29,559
Speaker 8: passed so quick. Figured Okay, okay, you're ready for the Okay,

2477
01:54:29,560 --> 01:54:32,040
Speaker 8: you're ready for the second one. Now hold on, everyone,

2478
01:54:32,520 --> 01:54:37,680
Speaker 8: get ready to not like this idea. And what I

2479
01:54:37,720 --> 01:54:39,920
Speaker 8: need you to do is not hear what I'm about

2480
01:54:39,920 --> 01:54:43,760
Speaker 8: to say, but understand as a viewer, if you're at home,

2481
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:46,800
Speaker 8: how awesome you'd be excited for this. This is how

2482
01:54:46,840 --> 01:54:48,960
Speaker 8: I wanted season two to start. So season one ends

2483
01:54:48,960 --> 01:54:51,919
Speaker 8: with me giving a moving speech about the Barkleage Academy

2484
01:54:52,080 --> 01:54:53,680
Speaker 8: and what we're doing to our kids and what it's

2485
01:54:53,680 --> 01:54:55,120
Speaker 8: like to be a parent at one of these schools.

2486
01:54:56,560 --> 01:54:59,760
Speaker 8: Season two would start with the doors to the Autumn

2487
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:02,480
Speaker 8: d kicked open and a guy walking in with an assault.

2488
01:55:02,200 --> 01:55:11,240
Speaker 3: Rifle, and they passed on this. Hold on, hold on.

2489
01:55:14,040 --> 01:55:14,360
Speaker 10: Camera.

2490
01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:16,960
Speaker 8: You're sitting at home and you're watching this intriguing. You're

2491
01:55:16,960 --> 01:55:19,440
Speaker 8: watching this, so no judgment. All right, it's just you.

2492
01:55:19,600 --> 01:55:20,680
Speaker 3: It's just you. Right.

2493
01:55:21,520 --> 01:55:23,280
Speaker 8: He goes in and he kicks a second set of

2494
01:55:23,320 --> 01:55:26,640
Speaker 8: auditorium doors, and he draws his rifle up and focuses

2495
01:55:26,720 --> 01:55:28,960
Speaker 8: on all the people listening to Birt's speech, and then

2496
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:31,720
Speaker 8: he hears Burt, what is the Barcolat's Academy?

2497
01:55:31,760 --> 01:55:32,040
Speaker 3: Way?

2498
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:34,160
Speaker 8: Is it that we paid forty seven thousand dollars to

2499
01:55:34,200 --> 01:55:36,520
Speaker 8: lose the sparkle and are shining from our children? And

2500
01:55:36,560 --> 01:55:38,960
Speaker 8: he slowly lowers the gun and then he places the

2501
01:55:38,960 --> 01:55:40,600
Speaker 8: gun down and he sits down and he listens to

2502
01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:45,000
Speaker 8: Burt's speech, and then he gets done, and he stands

2503
01:55:45,040 --> 01:55:47,280
Speaker 8: up and he starts clapping, and he rips his shirt off,

2504
01:55:47,440 --> 01:55:49,959
Speaker 8: and then Burt comes out and he goes bertjeene Magnuson

2505
01:55:50,040 --> 01:55:51,720
Speaker 8: It extends his hand and Burke goes, I have the

2506
01:55:51,840 --> 01:55:55,920
Speaker 8: time for you, and that's how we and they were like,

2507
01:55:56,000 --> 01:55:57,720
Speaker 8: we're definitely not doing that.

2508
01:55:57,720 --> 01:55:59,760
Speaker 3: That is hilarious.

2509
01:56:00,240 --> 01:56:01,840
Speaker 8: I go, and I go because we got to figure

2510
01:56:01,840 --> 01:56:04,480
Speaker 8: out this gene Magnuson character we introduced at the end.

2511
01:56:04,520 --> 01:56:06,400
Speaker 8: I don't know why we did that to ourselves, and

2512
01:56:06,480 --> 01:56:08,800
Speaker 8: so it's a challenge. And then this is the other one.

2513
01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:11,360
Speaker 8: This is the other one. None of these are being used, guys.

2514
01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:14,360
Speaker 8: Just see you're clear Netflix passed on all of these.

2515
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:20,440
Speaker 8: So Gene Magnuson is the guy one character who's you

2516
01:56:20,480 --> 01:56:22,720
Speaker 8: know whatever, he's you got to watch this whole season.

2517
01:56:22,760 --> 01:56:24,360
Speaker 8: But he extends his hand at the end. You got

2518
01:56:24,360 --> 01:56:26,640
Speaker 8: to find out who Gene Magnuson is. So at the

2519
01:56:26,720 --> 01:56:29,680
Speaker 8: very end of season at the season two we show

2520
01:56:29,720 --> 01:56:31,800
Speaker 8: the recap of season one, Bert walks out, he's getting

2521
01:56:31,800 --> 01:56:33,360
Speaker 8: exited out, he's shirtless, and.

2522
01:56:33,320 --> 01:56:34,120
Speaker 3: Then it hand extends.

2523
01:56:34,160 --> 01:56:36,560
Speaker 8: He does Bert Gene Magnuson, and Burt turns around and

2524
01:56:36,560 --> 01:56:38,720
Speaker 8: shakes his hand and goes, whoa. And it turns around

2525
01:56:38,720 --> 01:56:42,040
Speaker 8: and it reveals it's Danny McBride, and we're like, whoa,

2526
01:56:42,400 --> 01:56:44,920
Speaker 8: And I go Danny McBride and he goes, well, my

2527
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:48,560
Speaker 8: real name is Gene Magnuson. And I go what. He goes,

2528
01:56:48,600 --> 01:56:51,960
Speaker 8: Danny McBride's my stage name, Gene Magnuson is my real name.

2529
01:56:52,000 --> 01:56:53,920
Speaker 8: What do you think I'm one of those celebrities that

2530
01:56:54,000 --> 01:56:57,120
Speaker 8: leverages his family for fame and money, And Bert goes,

2531
01:56:57,360 --> 01:57:00,440
Speaker 8: I know. He's like, I want to keep my life private.

2532
01:57:00,480 --> 01:57:03,200
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna use my daughter's real names and my

2533
01:57:03,240 --> 01:57:07,240
Speaker 8: wife's real names.

2534
01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:09,520
Speaker 3: And he goes. We said talking. Bert goes, I'm good,

2535
01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:12,360
Speaker 3: just walk dude, and they passed on that one. They

2536
01:57:12,400 --> 01:57:13,200
Speaker 3: passed on all of them.

2537
01:57:13,440 --> 01:57:16,160
Speaker 1: All right, let's do a quick break and we'll come back.

2538
01:57:16,200 --> 01:57:23,760
Speaker 8: Man. It starts with an AIDS test Bert Bertzer immediately

2539
01:57:23,960 --> 01:57:25,280
Speaker 8: live at DBG.

2540
01:57:24,880 --> 01:57:26,200
Speaker 3: Paint's Arena tonight.

2541
01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:29,360
Speaker 1: Ian Beg also on the bill, and there are some

2542
01:57:29,400 --> 01:57:33,240
Speaker 1: tickets left for the show a Ticketmaster. Get your tickets now,

2543
01:57:33,320 --> 01:57:37,040
Speaker 1: don't miss this. It's Berts in town, Bert's home, go

2544
01:57:37,080 --> 01:57:37,720
Speaker 1: see them.

2545
01:57:38,280 --> 01:57:42,680
Speaker 15: Chad Tyson turns your car into a sonic playground every

2546
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:46,120
Speaker 15: weekday afternoon. He's got a reloaded cut from the DVE

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Speaker 15: morning show Sports and a Workforce commercial free hour at

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01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:54,520
Speaker 15: three afternoons with Chad Tyson on DV.

2549
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Speaker 1: Calling all college hoops fans, make your next bet during

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Speaker 1: college hoops at bet MGM.

2551
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Speaker 3: We've been further arena to night. And if you don't

2552
01:58:04,920 --> 01:58:06,800
Speaker 3: have tickets, there's good news.

2553
01:58:07,280 --> 01:58:09,120
Speaker 1: There are still some left and you can get them

2554
01:58:09,160 --> 01:58:12,840
Speaker 1: at Ticketmaster and Abby. I believe we're gonna tweet out

2555
01:58:12,840 --> 01:58:16,080
Speaker 1: a link here on social media so that people can

2556
01:58:16,240 --> 01:58:18,680
Speaker 1: easily click and get their tickets to see not just

2557
01:58:18,760 --> 01:58:21,240
Speaker 1: Burt Krascher, your headliner of course, on the Permission to

2558
01:58:21,280 --> 01:58:23,200
Speaker 1: Party Tour, but Ian Bagg is there as well. Our

2559
01:58:23,200 --> 01:58:27,000
Speaker 1: buddy Ian baglive in studio, Leand's favorite comic. Really yeah,

2560
01:58:27,080 --> 01:58:29,680
Speaker 1: without a doubt, I hear that a lot about you.

2561
01:58:29,880 --> 01:58:34,480
Speaker 3: It's drunk. Ian Bag is what I consider a travesty.

2562
01:58:35,800 --> 01:58:41,520
Speaker 8: How so many, so many comedians are posting crowd work clips,

2563
01:58:41,760 --> 01:58:44,960
Speaker 8: and so many people are loving crowd work clips and

2564
01:58:45,120 --> 01:58:47,840
Speaker 8: when it is not, in fact the art firm of

2565
01:58:47,920 --> 01:58:51,120
Speaker 8: crowd work. Crowd work in its essence is to go

2566
01:58:51,240 --> 01:58:56,080
Speaker 8: up with absolutely nothing and to create art out of nothing,

2567
01:58:56,680 --> 01:59:01,920
Speaker 8: absolutely nothing. And in Bag does that better than any

2568
01:59:01,960 --> 01:59:04,680
Speaker 8: human being. If you ask anyone in comedy, the best

2569
01:59:04,680 --> 01:59:07,400
Speaker 8: crowd work comic they've ever seen, it's in Bag. But

2570
01:59:07,440 --> 01:59:09,840
Speaker 8: he doesn't clip it out or have a social media team,

2571
01:59:09,840 --> 01:59:11,680
Speaker 8: who's you don't even pay attention to me.

2572
01:59:12,520 --> 01:59:15,480
Speaker 3: He had no idea, you know, you have no idea

2573
01:59:15,520 --> 01:59:16,600
Speaker 3: that it's going okay for me.

2574
01:59:16,760 --> 01:59:16,960
Speaker 8: You know.

2575
01:59:17,600 --> 01:59:20,080
Speaker 3: But like, there's there's.

2576
01:59:19,360 --> 01:59:23,760
Speaker 8: Guys, there's guys that you like, there's guys that he got.

2577
01:59:23,600 --> 01:59:26,760
Speaker 3: A ham with you. And by the way, this week

2578
01:59:26,800 --> 01:59:27,600
Speaker 3: and I found out of money.

2579
01:59:27,720 --> 01:59:29,720
Speaker 10: Nobody told you, you know, and I haven't got it out

2580
01:59:29,720 --> 01:59:30,680
Speaker 10: this week, so I've got.

2581
01:59:30,560 --> 01:59:31,040
Speaker 3: Out of money.

2582
01:59:31,080 --> 01:59:34,200
Speaker 8: The best comic in the world in my opinion, and

2583
01:59:34,200 --> 01:59:38,640
Speaker 8: and I think more. I think when you see him tonight,

2584
01:59:39,240 --> 01:59:41,480
Speaker 8: you're gonna go, I'm gonna get on stage, You're gonna go.

2585
01:59:41,560 --> 01:59:44,200
Speaker 8: I wish that guy was still on stage. I'm telling

2586
01:59:44,200 --> 01:59:46,960
Speaker 8: you the best comic in the world. Does le Leanne

2587
01:59:46,960 --> 01:59:49,480
Speaker 8: think that as well? Leanne thinks it more than Leanne

2588
01:59:49,480 --> 01:59:51,720
Speaker 8: has jokes of his that he said that he doesn't

2589
01:59:51,720 --> 01:59:54,880
Speaker 8: even remember that, she quotes to this day.

2590
01:59:55,720 --> 01:59:57,480
Speaker 3: She doesn't say to me, how much longer you're gonna

2591
01:59:57,520 --> 01:59:57,920
Speaker 3: be doing this?

2592
02:00:01,000 --> 02:00:05,320
Speaker 8: Keep going, That's what she said, Never quit, never quit.

2593
02:00:05,400 --> 02:00:08,200
Speaker 8: I just I'm not I'm not a crowd work clip fan. No,

2594
02:00:08,640 --> 02:00:09,560
Speaker 8: well I'm not.

2595
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:09,880
Speaker 3: I'm not.

2596
02:00:09,960 --> 02:00:12,600
Speaker 8: But what Ian does is not that. It's not like

2597
02:00:12,960 --> 02:00:16,320
Speaker 8: setting up a moment of going like of like you're

2598
02:00:16,360 --> 02:00:16,880
Speaker 8: a dork.

2599
02:00:17,760 --> 02:00:19,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you like. I don't know. I don't know

2600
02:00:19,840 --> 02:00:21,360
Speaker 3: if stage two.

2601
02:00:21,480 --> 02:00:23,960
Speaker 1: I mean, Ian is the best I've ever seen doing it.

2602
02:00:24,000 --> 02:00:25,480
Speaker 1: And there's a few people who I think are good

2603
02:00:25,480 --> 02:00:28,000
Speaker 1: at it. One guy's not huge, but you guys know,

2604
02:00:28,000 --> 02:00:28,800
Speaker 1: it's rick Ingram.

2605
02:00:28,960 --> 02:00:33,560
Speaker 3: From the anytime I've seen him at the Comedy Store, he.

2606
02:00:33,480 --> 02:00:38,120
Speaker 1: Has been incredibly hilarious and did what you're talking about

2607
02:00:38,120 --> 02:00:40,040
Speaker 1: walks up there, talks to a guy and then just

2608
02:00:40,040 --> 02:00:43,080
Speaker 1: does his ten minutes or whatever, and it's always hilarious.

2609
02:00:43,200 --> 02:00:46,760
Speaker 1: There is a weird ability that you have to spin

2610
02:00:46,880 --> 02:00:48,880
Speaker 1: gold out of whatever comes back at crazy.

2611
02:00:48,920 --> 02:00:49,160
Speaker 8: You know that.

2612
02:00:49,320 --> 02:00:51,760
Speaker 10: You know sometimes at the store they'll put us on

2613
02:00:51,760 --> 02:00:54,080
Speaker 10: on like at different times of the show, like I'll

2614
02:00:54,120 --> 02:00:57,520
Speaker 10: be and we'll have this who gets to them first

2615
02:00:57,600 --> 02:00:58,040
Speaker 10: kind of thing.

2616
02:00:58,160 --> 02:01:00,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, like all right, yeah, but it's fun. I really

2617
02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:01,280
Speaker 3: I respect, but.

2618
02:01:01,240 --> 02:01:04,040
Speaker 1: Now do people Actually, I think other comic suffer from this,

2619
02:01:04,280 --> 02:01:06,480
Speaker 1: Like whether you do crowd work or not, Bert you

2620
02:01:06,480 --> 02:01:09,680
Speaker 1: could probably speak to this because everyone puts those clips.

2621
02:01:09,360 --> 02:01:10,280
Speaker 3: Online because it makes sense.

2622
02:01:10,320 --> 02:01:13,360
Speaker 1: You're not burning material, you're still getting content out on

2623
02:01:13,400 --> 02:01:16,920
Speaker 1: social media. Fans now think that they're part of the show.

2624
02:01:17,120 --> 02:01:18,040
Speaker 1: Well it's okay.

2625
02:01:18,120 --> 02:01:22,440
Speaker 8: That's the travesty is no one yells out at Ian shows.

2626
02:01:22,720 --> 02:01:23,760
Speaker 3: He does crowd work.

2627
02:01:23,840 --> 02:01:26,680
Speaker 8: He goes in and creates, he makes everyone he's so good,

2628
02:01:26,720 --> 02:01:28,120
Speaker 8: everyone shuts up and listens.

2629
02:01:28,240 --> 02:01:28,480
Speaker 3: Right.

2630
02:01:28,680 --> 02:01:30,760
Speaker 8: Most of these guys who do CrowdWork just have people

2631
02:01:30,840 --> 02:01:34,440
Speaker 8: yelling is real and you're like, by the way, I'm

2632
02:01:34,480 --> 02:01:36,160
Speaker 8: not that guy. I can do CrowdWork, but I can

2633
02:01:36,160 --> 02:01:38,320
Speaker 8: do it to get out of trouble. I can't, but

2634
02:01:38,440 --> 02:01:40,560
Speaker 8: like a lot of the guys want you to yell

2635
02:01:40,600 --> 02:01:43,440
Speaker 8: at them and want them to scream stuff because that

2636
02:01:44,280 --> 02:01:48,320
Speaker 8: is the intro to their video. Their video starts with

2637
02:01:48,360 --> 02:01:52,520
Speaker 8: them going transsexual and then that's the beginning of their

2638
02:01:52,560 --> 02:01:55,280
Speaker 8: video and then they have their thing that they put in.

2639
02:01:55,680 --> 02:01:59,120
Speaker 8: But what when you crowd work's done right, everyone shuts

2640
02:01:59,160 --> 02:02:01,480
Speaker 8: up and listens because it's great comedy.

2641
02:02:01,720 --> 02:02:03,880
Speaker 1: I think Norman does it very well too, where he'll

2642
02:02:03,880 --> 02:02:05,000
Speaker 1: have people just like Mark.

2643
02:02:05,040 --> 02:02:08,360
Speaker 8: Mark just writes at such a prolific pace that anyone

2644
02:02:08,400 --> 02:02:10,240
Speaker 8: can say anything and he's got it. He's written five

2645
02:02:10,320 --> 02:02:13,360
Speaker 8: jokes about that today. So that's why Mark's crowd work is.

2646
02:02:13,560 --> 02:02:15,960
Speaker 8: Mark and Samurel their crowd work is different. They kind

2647
02:02:15,960 --> 02:02:18,240
Speaker 8: of created the genre and it was beautiful when they

2648
02:02:18,240 --> 02:02:19,960
Speaker 8: did it, and then other people watch someone do it.

2649
02:02:20,080 --> 02:02:21,400
Speaker 8: You see the path in the woods and then you

2650
02:02:21,440 --> 02:02:23,600
Speaker 8: go this is where it isn't where tigers attack because

2651
02:02:23,600 --> 02:02:24,800
Speaker 8: it's all stamped down.

2652
02:02:24,640 --> 02:02:27,720
Speaker 3: And sold out a world tour. Now, that's pretty good

2653
02:02:27,760 --> 02:02:28,800
Speaker 3: to stand at crowd work two.

2654
02:02:28,840 --> 02:02:32,040
Speaker 8: Also, I guess they really like Matt r He's he's

2655
02:02:32,200 --> 02:02:37,120
Speaker 8: really His CrowdWork special is legit one audience and it's

2656
02:02:37,240 --> 02:02:39,840
Speaker 8: really great. And I told him that his crowd work

2657
02:02:39,960 --> 02:02:43,200
Speaker 8: is legit. I'm not talking about the people you're thinking

2658
02:02:43,200 --> 02:02:45,000
Speaker 8: of on the top of your head who do crowd work.

2659
02:02:45,160 --> 02:02:48,920
Speaker 8: I'm thinking about the nine hundred other comedians that have

2660
02:02:49,040 --> 02:02:51,800
Speaker 8: like three million views on one video and it's just

2661
02:02:51,880 --> 02:02:55,280
Speaker 8: them being so base. It's like the art form also

2662
02:02:55,360 --> 02:02:59,080
Speaker 8: is writing jokes like which Ian does brilliantly, but like

2663
02:02:59,320 --> 02:03:01,640
Speaker 8: I mean, when you talk crowd work in one time,

2664
02:03:01,680 --> 02:03:04,120
Speaker 8: this Leanne talks about this all the time. He was like,

2665
02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:06,960
Speaker 8: the guy goes said something le He goes, you think

2666
02:03:07,000 --> 02:03:10,080
Speaker 8: you're good, and he goes, I'm great, and the guy goes,

2667
02:03:10,400 --> 02:03:14,040
Speaker 8: oh yeah, and he goes prove it. Ian goes, I

2668
02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:16,040
Speaker 8: know what kind of car you drive just by looking

2669
02:03:16,080 --> 02:03:18,120
Speaker 8: at you, and the guy goes, oh yeah, what is it.

2670
02:03:18,200 --> 02:03:22,360
Speaker 8: He goes Toyota Tundra and the guy goes, oh my,

2671
02:03:22,440 --> 02:03:23,840
Speaker 8: and this girl loses his mind. He goes, I do

2672
02:03:23,840 --> 02:03:28,480
Speaker 8: doctor Toyota time and he goes, that's how good I am,

2673
02:03:28,640 --> 02:03:31,120
Speaker 8: and so Leanne goes, wow, that was incredible.

2674
02:03:31,120 --> 02:03:32,600
Speaker 10: At the end of the show and Ian goes, I

2675
02:03:32,640 --> 02:03:40,920
Speaker 10: saw him drive up. I'm also playing in the Mario Lemieux. Uh,

2676
02:03:41,120 --> 02:03:43,200
Speaker 10: fantasy camp here in Pittsburgh next week. I so if

2677
02:03:43,240 --> 02:03:44,920
Speaker 10: you just want to come see that, I'm much It

2678
02:03:44,960 --> 02:03:46,120
Speaker 10: only costs twenty thousand dollars.

2679
02:03:46,160 --> 02:03:46,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2680
02:03:46,360 --> 02:03:49,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's where I'm making my real money thanks to Mariyalmeo.

2681
02:03:49,880 --> 02:03:51,520
Speaker 3: I didn't know if you were going to talk about that,

2682
02:03:51,520 --> 02:03:53,840
Speaker 3: but you will be back here next week. See Burne.

2683
02:03:53,880 --> 02:03:55,080
Speaker 10: I said, hey, do you want to play hockey and

2684
02:03:55,160 --> 02:03:56,520
Speaker 10: Marrion let me anything. You have to do a quick

2685
02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:58,200
Speaker 10: show one night, and I said, yeah, I want to

2686
02:03:58,200 --> 02:03:58,440
Speaker 10: do that.

2687
02:03:58,440 --> 02:04:00,640
Speaker 8: That's super fun. So I get to meet Brian bro Jo.

2688
02:04:00,760 --> 02:04:02,080
Speaker 8: Jay is going to be there absolutely.

2689
02:04:02,360 --> 02:04:04,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't mean I don't know hockey.

2690
02:04:04,320 --> 02:04:07,200
Speaker 3: I know this is Kidney candy store stuff for him.

2691
02:04:07,480 --> 02:04:07,880
Speaker 3: Some guy.

2692
02:04:08,000 --> 02:04:12,320
Speaker 8: Uh, there's a hockey dude. Crosby d m me last

2693
02:04:12,360 --> 02:04:13,800
Speaker 8: night and I was like, I.

2694
02:04:13,720 --> 02:04:18,560
Speaker 3: Don't know who you are. I can't, I can't.

2695
02:04:18,720 --> 02:04:23,959
Speaker 8: I can't another will Bill Crosby or something? Yeah, yeah,

2696
02:04:23,960 --> 02:04:28,480
Speaker 8: Sidney Crosby still or something. Yeah, I'm still waiting for

2697
02:04:28,520 --> 02:04:29,960
Speaker 8: Aon Rodgers to text me back.

2698
02:04:31,040 --> 02:04:33,720
Speaker 3: I mean we had a time. Crosby was texting you

2699
02:04:33,800 --> 02:04:43,000
Speaker 3: last night. No, I believe in these things hockey.

2700
02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:46,200
Speaker 8: Is he wanted to hold out home I did, I

2701
02:04:46,240 --> 02:04:48,640
Speaker 8: didn't do I did Tampa and the Lightning is really

2702
02:04:48,640 --> 02:04:50,600
Speaker 8: big now and they got some good players on it.

2703
02:04:50,680 --> 02:04:53,440
Speaker 8: And all the players are at my show and I'm

2704
02:04:53,480 --> 02:04:55,280
Speaker 8: I don't follow hockey, so I don't really know who

2705
02:04:55,280 --> 02:04:57,880
Speaker 8: they are. And I was taking pictures and all my

2706
02:04:57,920 --> 02:04:59,720
Speaker 8: people other people are like, that's dot.

2707
02:05:00,120 --> 02:05:04,560
Speaker 3: It was like, I know, it's kind of pretty beautiful. Winnipeg. Winnipeg.

2708
02:05:05,000 --> 02:05:07,240
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we were yeah with the Jets.

2709
02:05:07,240 --> 02:05:11,080
Speaker 10: With the Jets and and the guy Helli Buck is. Yeah,

2710
02:05:11,480 --> 02:05:13,320
Speaker 10: now he's gonna Now he's the gold medal winner. You

2711
02:05:13,320 --> 02:05:15,080
Speaker 10: should be happy about him. Yeah, he's the guy that

2712
02:05:15,160 --> 02:05:18,160
Speaker 10: stole that game from Canada.

2713
02:05:19,360 --> 02:05:22,720
Speaker 1: Ian bagg in studio and he'll be back in Pittsburgh

2714
02:05:22,760 --> 02:05:23,680
Speaker 1: next week, which is cool.

2715
02:05:23,760 --> 02:05:25,720
Speaker 3: But you get to see him on stage opening.

2716
02:05:25,520 --> 02:05:29,000
Speaker 1: Up for Bert Kreischer to night at PBG Paints Arena.

2717
02:05:29,040 --> 02:05:31,960
Speaker 1: Tickets available. The tickets that are left are available at

2718
02:05:32,000 --> 02:05:34,080
Speaker 1: ticketmaster dot com. Make sure you get on this. Don't

2719
02:05:34,080 --> 02:05:35,680
Speaker 1: miss Burt. We're gonna do a quick break. We'll come

2720
02:05:35,720 --> 02:05:36,880
Speaker 1: back and hang out a little bit more. I got

2721
02:05:36,880 --> 02:05:38,600
Speaker 1: a couple more questions I want to throw at you here,

2722
02:05:38,880 --> 02:05:41,760
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to figure out what year you first

2723
02:05:42,680 --> 02:05:44,720
Speaker 1: came on the DV Morning Show, and I think it

2724
02:05:44,760 --> 02:05:46,600
Speaker 1: was like two thousand, well years you start doing stand

2725
02:05:46,680 --> 02:05:50,120
Speaker 1: up because I think it was like two thousand and five.

2726
02:05:50,280 --> 02:05:53,680
Speaker 8: Oh oh yeah, yeah, it was four. I definitely had kids.

2727
02:05:54,760 --> 02:05:57,840
Speaker 8: It was two thousand and five, yes, yeah.

2728
02:05:57,440 --> 02:06:01,280
Speaker 1: And we had common a kid, and you were friends

2729
02:06:01,280 --> 02:06:02,960
Speaker 1: with Mike Calta and I was friends.

2730
02:06:03,080 --> 02:06:05,040
Speaker 3: Jim was still here, Jimmy. It was me and Jimmy.

2731
02:06:05,120 --> 02:06:07,400
Speaker 3: He was you and Jim. Yeah.

2732
02:06:07,440 --> 02:06:09,600
Speaker 1: And I just remember that there was two people who

2733
02:06:09,600 --> 02:06:11,720
Speaker 1: when they first came in. There were three people when

2734
02:06:11,720 --> 02:06:14,120
Speaker 1: they first came in were we were like, oh my god,

2735
02:06:14,560 --> 02:06:17,880
Speaker 1: they're going to be you can just tell you. Ralphie,

2736
02:06:19,360 --> 02:06:22,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ralphie and Greg Warren. Greg Warren came

2737
02:06:22,640 --> 02:06:25,040
Speaker 1: in and in the middle of a break walked in.

2738
02:06:25,160 --> 02:06:26,800
Speaker 1: We didn't know who he was, and he sat down

2739
02:06:26,840 --> 02:06:29,120
Speaker 1: and he did his Fluteman bit and it became like

2740
02:06:29,560 --> 02:06:31,520
Speaker 1: legendary on DV for ten years.

2741
02:06:32,200 --> 02:06:33,760
Speaker 8: I remember the first time I did rogue and I

2742
02:06:33,760 --> 02:06:35,400
Speaker 8: tried to do a bit, and he went like, this

2743
02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:38,280
Speaker 8: are we doing bits? And I went, oh my god,

2744
02:06:38,320 --> 02:06:41,240
Speaker 8: this isn't bits and I stopped and then and he

2745
02:06:41,320 --> 02:06:44,040
Speaker 8: went yeah, And I was trying to tell him about

2746
02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:46,240
Speaker 8: when I fought a bear, and it was like it

2747
02:06:46,320 --> 02:06:49,360
Speaker 8: was so uncomfortable. It was almost like trying to show

2748
02:06:49,360 --> 02:06:52,320
Speaker 8: a porn star you're junk, and she'd like, this is

2749
02:06:52,640 --> 02:06:56,040
Speaker 8: I do? That's all I do? And I started it

2750
02:06:56,120 --> 02:06:58,160
Speaker 8: and I just stopped it. And then I was like,

2751
02:06:58,200 --> 02:06:59,120
Speaker 8: do you want to hear about the time I got

2752
02:06:59,160 --> 02:07:00,000
Speaker 8: involved with Russian mafia?

2753
02:07:00,400 --> 02:07:01,600
Speaker 3: Like that's what I wouldn't hear.

2754
02:07:01,760 --> 02:07:01,920
Speaker 15: Well.

2755
02:07:02,280 --> 02:07:03,880
Speaker 1: My theory is always like whatever you want to do,

2756
02:07:03,920 --> 02:07:05,600
Speaker 1: if you want to do bits, you want to just

2757
02:07:05,640 --> 02:07:08,960
Speaker 1: bs do that, because some comics don't want to just

2758
02:07:09,120 --> 02:07:12,640
Speaker 1: sit down and be like just riff. They want to

2759
02:07:12,680 --> 02:07:14,360
Speaker 1: do their stuff. All I wanted to do was come

2760
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:17,800
Speaker 1: in here and drink. My favorite thing in the world

2761
02:07:17,840 --> 02:07:21,600
Speaker 1: is morning drinking on radio, saying wild stuff and not

2762
02:07:21,720 --> 02:07:25,240
Speaker 1: knowing and that that energy is my favorite energy. Here's

2763
02:07:25,320 --> 02:07:27,680
Speaker 1: like some of the Burt Kraiser clips I have through

2764
02:07:27,680 --> 02:07:29,600
Speaker 1: the years that are sitting on the page in front

2765
02:07:29,640 --> 02:07:35,800
Speaker 1: of me. The Tracy Morgan PCP story, uh skydiving with

2766
02:07:35,880 --> 02:07:42,680
Speaker 1: Rachel Ray, the Machine, the Will Smith story to his

2767
02:07:42,680 --> 02:07:47,600
Speaker 1: hands taking an icy light to school, that's so crazy.

2768
02:07:47,880 --> 02:07:48,360
Speaker 3: Keep going.

2769
02:07:49,120 --> 02:07:52,280
Speaker 8: That's the very beginning when that really happened. Yeah, keep going.

2770
02:07:52,920 --> 02:07:56,840
Speaker 1: Ila brushing her teeth with the wrong toothbrush. I never

2771
02:07:56,920 --> 02:07:59,920
Speaker 1: put that in a special Seriously, I always thought that

2772
02:08:00,040 --> 02:08:03,600
Speaker 1: that one was so damn funny. This one is getting

2773
02:08:03,640 --> 02:08:06,800
Speaker 1: pulled over trick or treating with a gay couple.

2774
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:11,080
Speaker 3: I would love to hear that. I could use that tonight.

2775
02:08:11,720 --> 02:08:12,320
Speaker 3: You want to hear it?

2776
02:08:12,800 --> 02:08:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, here when we come back, we'll go through

2777
02:08:14,520 --> 02:08:16,320
Speaker 1: some of the best of Burt on the DV morning

2778
02:08:16,360 --> 02:08:17,120
Speaker 1: shows through the years.

2779
02:08:17,200 --> 02:08:26,120
Speaker 3: Dude. I have an entire file. It is shovel racing.

2780
02:08:31,160 --> 02:08:32,760
Speaker 1: And then we have clips of you when you did

2781
02:08:32,760 --> 02:08:34,800
Speaker 1: the Doug Loves Movie podcast with us as part of

2782
02:08:34,840 --> 02:08:36,880
Speaker 1: the Comedy Fest and you talked about the Fish That

2783
02:08:36,920 --> 02:08:37,640
Speaker 1: Save Pittsburgh.

2784
02:08:37,880 --> 02:08:39,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a great movie.

2785
02:08:41,800 --> 02:08:48,160
Speaker 17: Jerry Coleman, doctor j Kareem abdul Jabbar, pot whatsoever? Basketball astrology.

2786
02:08:48,280 --> 02:08:48,600
Speaker 3: We went.

2787
02:08:48,760 --> 02:08:51,040
Speaker 17: That's that's where that story goes about. It's crazy you

2788
02:08:51,040 --> 02:08:51,800
Speaker 17: ever sell a movie?

2789
02:08:52,400 --> 02:08:53,200
Speaker 3: Oh so good?

2790
02:08:53,760 --> 02:08:57,520
Speaker 1: Uh Bert Krascher raffles. They should redo that with drink.

2791
02:09:00,160 --> 02:09:03,760
Speaker 1: They should Drewski should redo that. Let me do a

2792
02:09:03,800 --> 02:09:05,840
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll come back more with Burt kreischer Ian

2793
02:09:05,840 --> 02:09:09,600
Speaker 1: Bags and Studio as well and Burt Kreischer's permission to

2794
02:09:09,640 --> 02:09:11,480
Speaker 1: party tour PPG Paints Arena tonight.

2795
02:09:11,480 --> 02:09:13,240
Speaker 3: There are some tickets left, Go get.

2796
02:09:13,120 --> 02:09:14,400
Speaker 8: Them, chick got it.

2797
02:09:15,360 --> 02:09:17,600
Speaker 15: Just let Michelle know what you want to hear. She

2798
02:09:17,800 --> 02:09:22,360
Speaker 15: delivers every weekday afternoon on the all request have electric.

2799
02:09:22,040 --> 02:09:25,120
Speaker 3: Lunch, asking you shall received on DVE.

2800
02:09:25,960 --> 02:09:28,000
Speaker 5: You know that feeling when you finally get the house

2801
02:09:28,080 --> 02:09:30,200
Speaker 5: truly clean and not just picked.

2802
02:09:30,000 --> 02:09:35,400
Speaker 8: Up, but guaranteed hear men. I built that bus me

2803
02:09:35,440 --> 02:09:37,560
Speaker 8: and my daughter Isla. I was going to design schools.

2804
02:09:37,640 --> 02:09:39,880
Speaker 8: We built that bus together. There's not one bus like it.

2805
02:09:40,080 --> 02:09:42,080
Speaker 8: I made it the way I wanted it. I ripped

2806
02:09:42,080 --> 02:09:44,880
Speaker 8: out the back set of bunks and build a bedroom there.

2807
02:09:44,960 --> 02:09:47,560
Speaker 8: No one does that because it's not cost effective, but

2808
02:09:47,600 --> 02:09:49,840
Speaker 8: it's what if you tour on the road. I showed

2809
02:09:49,880 --> 02:09:51,800
Speaker 8: it to Gavin Rosstille and he was like, this is

2810
02:09:51,840 --> 02:09:55,240
Speaker 8: the perfect bus because you have your bedroom, your kids,

2811
02:09:55,280 --> 02:09:58,760
Speaker 8: your family, your crew, four people have their bunks, you

2812
02:09:58,800 --> 02:10:01,000
Speaker 8: have a bathroom in the back. So when bus call

2813
02:10:01,040 --> 02:10:02,960
Speaker 8: starts and they start the bus, you've got a bunch

2814
02:10:02,960 --> 02:10:05,480
Speaker 8: of space blocking out that noise. You're in you're in

2815
02:10:05,560 --> 02:10:09,120
Speaker 8: between axles, so you just shimmy, you don't bounce. It

2816
02:10:09,240 --> 02:10:11,680
Speaker 8: was the best bus in the world. The only thing

2817
02:10:11,680 --> 02:10:13,240
Speaker 8: I would have changed is the sink of the bathroom

2818
02:10:13,280 --> 02:10:14,520
Speaker 8: was over to the right side. It moved to the

2819
02:10:14,560 --> 02:10:16,880
Speaker 8: left side first brushing teeth stuff, And that's it.

2820
02:10:16,960 --> 02:10:17,320
Speaker 3: That's it.

2821
02:10:17,400 --> 02:10:24,680
Speaker 10: That's all the electrician stuff. Oh beautifully den, but wasn't

2822
02:10:24,680 --> 02:10:25,280
Speaker 10: put together.

2823
02:10:28,160 --> 02:10:31,440
Speaker 4: Brandy Bellman and the DVE Morning Show.

2824
02:10:31,280 --> 02:10:34,360
Speaker 1: Bert Kreysler live in studio with Ian Bagg and rip

2825
02:10:34,840 --> 02:10:39,360
Speaker 1: Bert's tour bus, which the dude you made TMZ with that.

2826
02:10:39,360 --> 02:10:41,760
Speaker 1: That was like all over my out almost as much

2827
02:10:41,760 --> 02:10:44,640
Speaker 1: as Afroman has been in my algorithm. Your bus burning

2828
02:10:44,680 --> 02:10:46,880
Speaker 1: down was in my algorithm for like two straight days.

2829
02:10:46,960 --> 02:10:48,160
Speaker 3: Thank god nobody was hurt.

2830
02:10:48,200 --> 02:10:51,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, my dad texted me, uh, yesterday there was a

2831
02:10:51,760 --> 02:10:54,640
Speaker 8: it said, uh, the internet will stopped making jokes about

2832
02:10:54,680 --> 02:10:57,560
Speaker 8: Bert Kreisler almost dying in his tour bus. And then

2833
02:10:57,560 --> 02:10:59,200
Speaker 8: my dad text it to me. I go, why would

2834
02:10:59,200 --> 02:11:00,560
Speaker 8: you send this to me? Goes, oh, I meant to

2835
02:11:00,560 --> 02:11:05,200
Speaker 8: send that to your sisters. Is there? Some of them

2836
02:11:05,200 --> 02:11:07,320
Speaker 8: are funny? And I was like, yeah, I know, Dad,

2837
02:11:07,440 --> 02:11:10,360
Speaker 8: I almost died. He's like, I know but some of

2838
02:11:10,400 --> 02:11:11,840
Speaker 8: them you didn't. You didn't, right.

2839
02:11:12,720 --> 02:11:17,080
Speaker 1: The Internet will make jokes about anything that doesn't matter you.

2840
02:11:16,800 --> 02:11:20,320
Speaker 8: You have to The internet is I mean almost, I've

2841
02:11:21,360 --> 02:11:23,320
Speaker 8: almost made a joke in the car on the Internet

2842
02:11:23,400 --> 02:11:25,960
Speaker 8: that was brutal, but like, no, the Internet, I'm not.

2843
02:11:25,920 --> 02:11:28,800
Speaker 3: Gonna say it. I'm definitely not saying that, and I

2844
02:11:28,800 --> 02:11:30,280
Speaker 3: can't take it back. I can't take it back.

2845
02:11:30,920 --> 02:11:33,560
Speaker 8: But but you know, the Internet is you ever seen

2846
02:11:33,600 --> 02:11:36,760
Speaker 8: you ever seen the comments when they followed, they sing.

2847
02:11:41,800 --> 02:11:46,240
Speaker 3: Say no, no, don't, don't.

2848
02:11:46,680 --> 02:11:49,360
Speaker 1: He wants to say it's so bad, but you've set

2849
02:11:49,400 --> 02:11:53,800
Speaker 1: the context and it's like, you know, nobody can take

2850
02:11:53,840 --> 02:11:54,880
Speaker 1: you seriously.

2851
02:11:55,280 --> 02:11:57,560
Speaker 3: It's so clearly a joke. I can't know.

2852
02:12:00,520 --> 02:12:03,080
Speaker 8: I wasn't at how long I was gonna comment, make

2853
02:12:03,120 --> 02:12:15,200
Speaker 8: a joke comment. So the Internet's good. I thought we

2854
02:12:15,240 --> 02:12:19,320
Speaker 8: had them. I thought there's like when any ever, anyone

2855
02:12:19,440 --> 02:12:23,200
Speaker 8: replies or talks on the Internet, I'm always shocked because

2856
02:12:23,200 --> 02:12:26,000
Speaker 8: I'm like, I'm like, just don't say anything, Like I

2857
02:12:26,000 --> 02:12:26,680
Speaker 8: don't say anything.

2858
02:12:26,720 --> 02:12:28,000
Speaker 3: I'll comment on anyone. I don't.

2859
02:12:28,040 --> 02:12:28,120
Speaker 1: Like.

2860
02:12:28,360 --> 02:12:29,720
Speaker 3: All I do is like positive stuff.

2861
02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:31,680
Speaker 1: You know, that's when somebody's broken when they start like

2862
02:12:31,760 --> 02:12:33,760
Speaker 1: and you know, athletes do it all the time, Like

2863
02:12:33,800 --> 02:12:36,560
Speaker 1: they'll have a bad game for the Steelers, like Broderick Jones,

2864
02:12:36,560 --> 02:12:38,440
Speaker 1: our left tackle had a rough year, and then people

2865
02:12:38,440 --> 02:12:40,280
Speaker 1: would be slamming them after the game, and.

2866
02:12:40,240 --> 02:12:42,880
Speaker 3: He would go and start attacking those people.

2867
02:12:42,920 --> 02:12:47,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, you immediately lose the second you respond

2868
02:12:47,280 --> 02:12:47,520
Speaker 1: to us.

2869
02:12:48,080 --> 02:12:49,160
Speaker 3: It takes a while to learn that.

2870
02:12:49,240 --> 02:12:51,160
Speaker 10: You don't when you're when you're when you're not, when

2871
02:12:51,200 --> 02:12:53,120
Speaker 10: you're not used to it, You're just like, yeah, you're

2872
02:12:53,160 --> 02:12:53,840
Speaker 10: trying to fight back.

2873
02:12:53,880 --> 02:12:55,640
Speaker 3: You're like, come on, right, I'm not gonna be a pus.

2874
02:12:55,720 --> 02:12:58,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna while you're just like you don't care.

2875
02:12:58,800 --> 02:13:02,240
Speaker 3: But at the beginning, you're like, whoa I saw a dude.

2876
02:13:02,560 --> 02:13:04,840
Speaker 8: I found out half the population as an IQ under

2877
02:13:04,880 --> 02:13:07,240
Speaker 8: one hundred, right, Cigart texting me that, and he's like,

2878
02:13:07,280 --> 02:13:10,200
Speaker 8: don't read the comments. Remember half the populations under one hundred.

2879
02:13:10,360 --> 02:13:12,720
Speaker 8: Good majority of those are in the nineties and eighties,

2880
02:13:13,200 --> 02:13:16,480
Speaker 8: So like, that's who's leaving negative comments. So there's a

2881
02:13:16,480 --> 02:13:18,600
Speaker 8: new pizza place opening by my place called Prime Pizza.

2882
02:13:18,800 --> 02:13:20,120
Speaker 8: I said, I wonder if this is any good. So

2883
02:13:20,160 --> 02:13:21,440
Speaker 8: I go on yelp and I look at it and

2884
02:13:21,520 --> 02:13:23,680
Speaker 8: it looks good. But there's a couple of negative reviews.

2885
02:13:23,960 --> 02:13:25,880
Speaker 8: So I go one one with the negative reviews, say,

2886
02:13:25,960 --> 02:13:28,560
Speaker 8: not realizing that half of our population has an IQ

2887
02:13:28,720 --> 02:13:31,280
Speaker 8: under one hundred, and I read the first negative view,

2888
02:13:31,320 --> 02:13:33,680
Speaker 8: this is absolutely the worst New York style pizza I'd

2889
02:13:33,720 --> 02:13:37,840
Speaker 8: ever have. The gluten free crost is amazing, so Arede

2890
02:13:38,000 --> 02:13:40,960
Speaker 8: contradiction is right, okay, alreadies And then he wrote I

2891
02:13:41,040 --> 02:13:44,800
Speaker 8: had the great misfortune of eating five of these pies

2892
02:13:44,840 --> 02:13:48,600
Speaker 8: in one evening. And I said, you ate five of

2893
02:13:48,640 --> 02:13:51,000
Speaker 8: them at one bite? You would have been like this,

2894
02:13:51,200 --> 02:13:54,040
Speaker 8: and he I said, I think he's misusing the word misfortune,

2895
02:13:55,800 --> 02:13:57,480
Speaker 8: but the internet is.

2896
02:13:57,880 --> 02:14:01,600
Speaker 3: I mean, I leave great Yelp reviews amazing, epic kill.

2897
02:14:01,840 --> 02:14:03,480
Speaker 3: I would have a hard time.

2898
02:14:03,680 --> 02:14:07,960
Speaker 1: I would have to be really have like offended to

2899
02:14:08,360 --> 02:14:12,360
Speaker 1: go leave a negative comment on Yelp against somebody's business,

2900
02:14:12,360 --> 02:14:16,360
Speaker 1: Like something really agregious would have had to happen, because

2901
02:14:16,720 --> 02:14:18,600
Speaker 1: everyone has a bad day. It is what it is.

2902
02:14:18,920 --> 02:14:21,240
Speaker 1: Best of luck to everybody out there. Is kind of

2903
02:14:21,240 --> 02:14:23,760
Speaker 1: my feeling. It's hard enough to write to run a

2904
02:14:23,760 --> 02:14:27,320
Speaker 1: restaurant without somebody going online and trashing you, and like.

2905
02:14:27,320 --> 02:14:28,880
Speaker 3: What that feels like to those people.

2906
02:14:29,040 --> 02:14:32,200
Speaker 1: If you're a comedian or a media figure and you

2907
02:14:32,240 --> 02:14:37,560
Speaker 1: get trolled by somebody, that's part of the.

2908
02:14:36,960 --> 02:14:38,240
Speaker 3: That's part of the cost. Yeah, but it.

2909
02:14:38,160 --> 02:14:40,680
Speaker 1: Doesn't hurt your brand, you know, it doesn't hurt your

2910
02:14:40,680 --> 02:14:44,400
Speaker 1: brandand not like you know, somebody who has a mom

2911
02:14:44,440 --> 02:14:46,640
Speaker 1: and pop restaurant and people go on yelping.

2912
02:14:46,760 --> 02:14:51,880
Speaker 10: They should learn how to make a good point.

2913
02:14:51,960 --> 02:14:54,480
Speaker 3: That's true. Then, by the way, I forgot to thank

2914
02:14:54,600 --> 02:14:55,480
Speaker 3: b and m Limo.

2915
02:14:56,120 --> 02:14:59,320
Speaker 1: Uh they got Bert and Ian in here this morning

2916
02:14:59,600 --> 02:15:01,320
Speaker 1: from the because you don't have your bo You were

2917
02:15:01,360 --> 02:15:03,000
Speaker 1: going to park your bus here, but you don't have

2918
02:15:03,040 --> 02:15:04,720
Speaker 1: that thanks to the folks a be a m Limo

2919
02:15:04,760 --> 02:15:05,400
Speaker 1: and they.

2920
02:15:05,360 --> 02:15:06,880
Speaker 3: Didn't park the bus here because the building would have

2921
02:15:06,880 --> 02:15:07,280
Speaker 3: burned down.

2922
02:15:08,360 --> 02:15:11,360
Speaker 1: Brom Season is right around the corner. Ben Mlemo, thanks guys.

2923
02:15:11,600 --> 02:15:13,800
Speaker 1: Season bird with us right now.

2924
02:15:13,800 --> 02:15:17,000
Speaker 3: So we've learned. Yeah, the Internet doesn't matter yet.

2925
02:15:17,400 --> 02:15:21,520
Speaker 1: That's where all of the exposure for comics is occurring.

2926
02:15:21,720 --> 02:15:24,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, good and bad. Now, now what they do is

2927
02:15:24,080 --> 02:15:26,560
Speaker 8: they clip farm you. So they take things you've said

2928
02:15:26,600 --> 02:15:28,200
Speaker 8: in the past and then edit it to make you

2929
02:15:28,240 --> 02:15:32,040
Speaker 8: say that's why I'm on the Epstein List. On the

2930
02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:37,360
Speaker 8: Epstein List, Well, this is Tom Segura is doing so apparently. Yeah,

2931
02:15:37,440 --> 02:15:40,520
Speaker 8: Tom is the worst friend you could ever have. What

2932
02:15:40,680 --> 02:15:42,880
Speaker 8: makes him last? Garth Brooks is like what.

2933
02:15:45,080 --> 02:15:47,000
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's a separate story that I heard.

2934
02:15:47,280 --> 02:15:49,480
Speaker 8: I swear to God I heard this and I'm not

2935
02:15:49,480 --> 02:15:51,000
Speaker 8: going to say who I heard it from, but a

2936
02:15:51,120 --> 02:15:55,680
Speaker 8: big musician told me privately, and I'd heard this through

2937
02:15:55,720 --> 02:15:59,440
Speaker 8: the grapevine that Garth Brooks has a video on his

2938
02:15:59,520 --> 02:16:03,080
Speaker 8: phone saved of Tom breaking his leg and arm when

2939
02:16:04,840 --> 02:16:07,680
Speaker 8: watches it to cheer himself up. And then I'll show

2940
02:16:07,720 --> 02:16:09,960
Speaker 8: it to people and go, this is karma. It's called karma.

2941
02:16:10,320 --> 02:16:13,520
Speaker 8: Oh you know why, because Garth Brooks is a murder.

2942
02:16:14,120 --> 02:16:16,360
Speaker 3: That's something a sociopath would do exactly.

2943
02:16:16,640 --> 02:16:19,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, well you know it's like the thing is I

2944
02:16:19,800 --> 02:16:23,839
Speaker 8: can understand, Like, so I got Tom. Allegedly Tom created

2945
02:16:23,840 --> 02:16:26,760
Speaker 8: it so that I'm on the Epstein list. Okay, hilarious

2946
02:16:27,760 --> 02:16:30,680
Speaker 8: until someone follows you out of your house and starts

2947
02:16:30,720 --> 02:16:35,440
Speaker 8: videotaping you in there selica, Oh, because there are crazy people. Yeah,

2948
02:16:35,520 --> 02:16:37,920
Speaker 8: not so funny. But I didn't understand what she was doing,

2949
02:16:38,720 --> 02:16:43,800
Speaker 8: so I screamed at her. I don't know, I should

2950
02:16:44,720 --> 02:16:46,080
Speaker 8: no I'm not done with.

2951
02:16:48,560 --> 02:16:48,760
Speaker 3: You.

2952
02:16:49,400 --> 02:16:51,920
Speaker 8: But that's the crazy part of the Internet is when

2953
02:16:52,280 --> 02:16:55,680
Speaker 8: and it's fun, it's fun. Like Tom used to say,

2954
02:16:55,879 --> 02:16:58,400
Speaker 8: I was the most racist comedian in America.

2955
02:16:58,440 --> 02:16:58,640
Speaker 3: I know.

2956
02:16:58,760 --> 02:17:01,320
Speaker 8: That was always a funny thing and the funniest part

2957
02:17:01,400 --> 02:17:04,480
Speaker 8: and it was funny and it wasn't. The funniest part

2958
02:17:04,520 --> 02:17:08,560
Speaker 8: was people in the comments going, this guy is the

2959
02:17:08,560 --> 02:17:12,480
Speaker 8: most racist comedian in the world, and then fans defending

2960
02:17:12,520 --> 02:17:15,959
Speaker 8: me for being racist and I was never racist, right,

2961
02:17:16,000 --> 02:17:18,320
Speaker 8: And they're like, first of all, it's comedy and black

2962
02:17:18,320 --> 02:17:21,080
Speaker 8: people deserve this. And you're like, what, yeah, get me

2963
02:17:21,120 --> 02:17:24,080
Speaker 8: out of the conversation. Yeah, but that's Tom's sense of humor.

2964
02:17:24,160 --> 02:17:26,760
Speaker 8: But yes, which is hilarious and dark.

2965
02:17:26,920 --> 02:17:30,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, But that's the weird dynamic of people on the

2966
02:17:30,280 --> 02:17:33,840
Speaker 1: Internet is there are people with parasocial relationships with you

2967
02:17:34,000 --> 02:17:36,560
Speaker 1: who will step up and defend you, and then there

2968
02:17:36,600 --> 02:17:38,480
Speaker 1: are people with agendas who will.

2969
02:17:38,360 --> 02:17:41,080
Speaker 3: Attach to And that guy who left that comment that said.

2970
02:17:41,040 --> 02:17:42,959
Speaker 1: You know, black people deserve this, he probably doesn't even

2971
02:17:43,040 --> 02:17:46,920
Speaker 1: know Chrescher, but it's a bot that's programmed to find

2972
02:17:46,959 --> 02:17:49,840
Speaker 1: that kind of conversation and give that kind of opinion.

2973
02:17:49,959 --> 02:17:53,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's two types of morons. There's the morons who

2974
02:17:53,600 --> 02:17:56,039
Speaker 8: spread hate on the internet, and then there's morons like

2975
02:17:56,080 --> 02:17:57,320
Speaker 8: my wife who just.

2976
02:17:57,280 --> 02:17:59,200
Speaker 3: Watched Panda's getting startled.

2977
02:18:00,560 --> 02:18:03,879
Speaker 1: My wife, And then there's the people who hate pandas,

2978
02:18:03,920 --> 02:18:06,280
Speaker 1: and you know those people, those pandas.

2979
02:18:06,879 --> 02:18:09,360
Speaker 8: Panda's is getting startled apparently is the funniest thing my

2980
02:18:09,400 --> 02:18:11,520
Speaker 8: wife's ever seen in her life. I can watch all

2981
02:18:11,560 --> 02:18:14,160
Speaker 8: the animal videos. I don't know, watch any animal videos.

2982
02:18:14,560 --> 02:18:16,400
Speaker 3: How much lacker can you do that? Because this is

2983
02:18:16,560 --> 02:18:20,119
Speaker 3: real stage?

2984
02:18:20,160 --> 02:18:25,360
Speaker 1: But boo, you'd be like, good, do more that sul

2985
02:18:25,800 --> 02:18:28,560
Speaker 1: have like an ai or chatch ept. Make up a

2986
02:18:28,560 --> 02:18:32,640
Speaker 1: bunch of videos of Bert being startled. Oh yeah, and

2987
02:18:32,720 --> 02:18:34,959
Speaker 1: give it to her for for your next anniversary.

2988
02:18:35,600 --> 02:18:35,880
Speaker 3: I don't.

2989
02:18:36,080 --> 02:18:38,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if she finds me funny, I disagree.

2990
02:18:38,640 --> 02:18:40,280
Speaker 1: I think she finds you hilarious. I think she finds

2991
02:18:40,280 --> 02:18:44,119
Speaker 1: me amusing. Well, I think she she laughs at.

2992
02:18:44,000 --> 02:18:47,200
Speaker 8: Me when I'm not like, at the thing you're not

2993
02:18:47,200 --> 02:18:49,440
Speaker 8: supposed to laugh at, like my daughters will make my

2994
02:18:49,520 --> 02:18:52,600
Speaker 8: daughters find me funny, like when I'm not like I

2995
02:18:52,600 --> 02:18:54,480
Speaker 8: got I got really upset. I've tried this on as

2996
02:18:54,480 --> 02:18:55,959
Speaker 8: a bit on stage. I may try it tonight. I

2997
02:18:56,000 --> 02:18:59,120
Speaker 8: got really upset at a at a lu al because

2998
02:19:00,080 --> 02:19:01,520
Speaker 8: they said we had a special guest, and I thought

2999
02:19:01,520 --> 02:19:02,640
Speaker 8: it was the Rock and it turned out it was

3000
02:19:02,640 --> 02:19:05,520
Speaker 8: Mickey Mouse, and I'd gotten up and I cheered and

3001
02:19:05,560 --> 02:19:07,160
Speaker 8: it looked like I was a fan of Mickey Mouse

3002
02:19:07,480 --> 02:19:09,280
Speaker 8: instead of and I thought the rock was coming, and

3003
02:19:09,360 --> 02:19:11,520
Speaker 8: my daughters kept laughing, and then I was like, it's

3004
02:19:11,520 --> 02:19:12,840
Speaker 8: not funny. I thought it was about the rock, and

3005
02:19:12,879 --> 02:19:14,320
Speaker 8: they were like, why would the rock beer? I go,

3006
02:19:14,440 --> 02:19:17,360
Speaker 8: just shut up, it's not funny. But my daughters could

3007
02:19:17,400 --> 02:19:19,600
Speaker 8: not stop and making fun of me, like that, what

3008
02:19:19,640 --> 02:19:22,480
Speaker 8: if Mickey Mouse shows up? It's not funny Mouse, It's

3009
02:19:22,480 --> 02:19:25,240
Speaker 8: not funny. My dad told him I dated a clown.

3010
02:19:25,280 --> 02:19:26,840
Speaker 8: Now I have a fear of clowns. I have a

3011
02:19:26,879 --> 02:19:28,960
Speaker 8: real fear of clowns. And my dad told me, you know,

3012
02:19:29,040 --> 02:19:31,000
Speaker 8: he got his heart broken by a clown. And I went,

3013
02:19:31,040 --> 02:19:35,080
Speaker 8: I never dated a clown. And then my daughters just unrelenting.

3014
02:19:35,200 --> 02:19:38,000
Speaker 8: They're like, so like when when you pick up for

3015
02:19:38,000 --> 02:19:39,600
Speaker 8: a date, Wold, all our friends get in the car

3016
02:19:39,640 --> 02:19:41,640
Speaker 8: with you, and I goes, guys, it's not funny, Like

3017
02:19:41,800 --> 02:19:44,000
Speaker 8: I don't like clowns, but my daughters and my wife

3018
02:19:44,000 --> 02:19:46,959
Speaker 8: are just horrific, horrific, horrific.

3019
02:19:47,040 --> 02:19:49,280
Speaker 3: Here's what I like that. I love that they're hiding

3020
02:19:49,480 --> 02:19:50,520
Speaker 3: the rock in a luel.

3021
02:19:50,760 --> 02:19:55,200
Speaker 10: We got a special guest, hold on rock.

3022
02:19:55,600 --> 02:19:57,240
Speaker 8: I'm gonna try it on stage, and you help me

3023
02:19:57,360 --> 02:19:58,760
Speaker 8: fix it.

3024
02:19:58,920 --> 02:20:05,800
Speaker 3: The easiest guy hide. I can't believe the rocks the best.

3025
02:20:05,840 --> 02:20:08,000
Speaker 8: The best part is we're drinking in the ocean the

3026
02:20:08,080 --> 02:20:10,040
Speaker 8: next day and Georgia goes, do you guys remember how

3027
02:20:10,200 --> 02:20:13,240
Speaker 8: excited dead Mickey Mouse? And I go, that was the

3028
02:20:13,360 --> 02:20:16,199
Speaker 8: rock And they're like, you so stupid that you thought

3029
02:20:16,200 --> 02:20:18,320
Speaker 8: the rock would be a special guest.

3030
02:20:18,120 --> 02:20:18,720
Speaker 3: On a luau.

3031
02:20:19,160 --> 02:20:22,959
Speaker 8: Only you so delusional that you think you're like, there's

3032
02:20:23,000 --> 02:20:25,840
Speaker 8: so magic that the rock was joke to your louau

3033
02:20:26,200 --> 02:20:29,400
Speaker 8: and be like, ladies and gentlemen, you're nobody, but here's

3034
02:20:29,440 --> 02:20:34,039
Speaker 8: the rock. He turned into you being a narcissist, and

3035
02:20:34,040 --> 02:20:35,119
Speaker 8: I gut.

3036
02:20:35,200 --> 02:20:36,800
Speaker 3: I lit the dude up. I got his face. I

3037
02:20:36,840 --> 02:20:39,320
Speaker 3: go read the room man, and he goes, what I

3038
02:20:39,520 --> 02:20:42,080
Speaker 3: you think I'm excited for Mickey Mouse? He goes, maybe

3039
02:20:42,400 --> 02:20:44,439
Speaker 3: I go swimming swimming?

3040
02:20:45,160 --> 02:20:47,280
Speaker 8: I go, I wanted the rock And people like waiting

3041
02:20:47,320 --> 02:20:49,760
Speaker 8: the rocks here. People are like, wait, where's the rock?

3042
02:20:49,840 --> 02:20:52,080
Speaker 8: And I go, he's not coming, guy, he's not coming,

3043
02:20:52,080 --> 02:20:56,120
Speaker 8: And my daughters are crying, laughing, and they use it

3044
02:20:56,160 --> 02:20:58,800
Speaker 8: as an example of how delusional I think the world is.

3045
02:20:58,800 --> 02:21:02,039
Speaker 3: They're like, only I would think the Rocks coming to his.

3046
02:21:04,760 --> 02:21:07,080
Speaker 8: Georgie goes, you're the kid that brought a baseball club

3047
02:21:07,160 --> 02:21:09,560
Speaker 8: to a baseball game thinking they were gonna go we

3048
02:21:09,640 --> 02:21:10,039
Speaker 8: hit someone.

3049
02:21:14,879 --> 02:21:17,959
Speaker 3: Guys, we're in a Disney resort. They're having a little out.

3050
02:21:18,360 --> 02:21:19,240
Speaker 3: I beg the Rocks.

3051
02:21:21,520 --> 02:21:22,800
Speaker 8: He just said to me, I want to go get

3052
02:21:22,800 --> 02:21:24,640
Speaker 8: a drink. And he goes, hey, I wouldn't leave if

3053
02:21:24,680 --> 02:21:26,600
Speaker 8: are you? And I was like why, and he goes,

3054
02:21:26,640 --> 02:21:29,039
Speaker 8: we have a special guest. And I just looked around

3055
02:21:29,080 --> 02:21:30,560
Speaker 8: and I saw it was all ma wanna and I went,

3056
02:21:30,879 --> 02:21:33,040
Speaker 8: is it the rock? And he goes, I can't tell you,

3057
02:21:33,080 --> 02:21:34,119
Speaker 8: but I think you'll be excited.

3058
02:21:34,120 --> 02:21:34,440
Speaker 2: Okay.

3059
02:21:34,760 --> 02:21:36,240
Speaker 8: So I sat down and I was like, guys, I

3060
02:21:36,240 --> 02:21:38,360
Speaker 8: think our night's about to change. This is about to

3061
02:21:38,360 --> 02:21:40,640
Speaker 8: get amazing. Did you hold their hands? When I said

3062
02:21:41,160 --> 02:21:42,360
Speaker 8: and the end of my dad, I go, I go,

3063
02:21:42,520 --> 02:21:45,280
Speaker 8: the Rocks coming. He goes, he goes from the University

3064
02:21:45,320 --> 02:21:47,520
Speaker 8: of Miami. I go, that's how you know him? And

3065
02:21:49,000 --> 02:21:50,840
Speaker 8: he goes, are you. So he goes, do you know him?

3066
02:21:50,840 --> 02:21:52,520
Speaker 8: And I go, yeah, I know him. I go kind

3067
02:21:52,520 --> 02:21:54,520
Speaker 8: of he's DMed me, but I go, if I make

3068
02:21:54,600 --> 02:21:57,800
Speaker 8: enough noise, he'll see me. He'll he'll be like, oh

3069
02:21:57,800 --> 02:21:59,640
Speaker 8: my god, it's Burt and then I'll be hanging out

3070
02:21:59,680 --> 02:22:01,920
Speaker 8: with the rock this weekend. My dad's like, buddy, you

3071
02:22:01,959 --> 02:22:04,240
Speaker 8: got it. You gotta be really loud. So I like

3072
02:22:04,360 --> 02:22:06,640
Speaker 8: stood up. They're like, usual's ready for our special guest.

3073
02:22:06,640 --> 02:22:09,280
Speaker 8: And I was like, I can smell what you're down.

3074
02:22:10,280 --> 02:22:12,120
Speaker 8: I took my shirt off. People are like, oh, bro

3075
02:22:12,240 --> 02:22:14,720
Speaker 8: Chysler's here. I'm like, bring him out, baby, and bring

3076
02:22:14,760 --> 02:22:16,440
Speaker 8: them out. They're like, pull your hands, got it for

3077
02:22:16,520 --> 02:22:19,280
Speaker 8: Mickey Mouse? And everyone's like, oh, he's a Disney adult too.

3078
02:22:20,400 --> 02:22:22,320
Speaker 8: And my daughters are like, when did you get so

3079
02:22:22,360 --> 02:22:24,720
Speaker 8: excited for Mickey Mouse? I was like, shut up, he's

3080
02:22:24,760 --> 02:22:26,160
Speaker 8: a Disney adult too.

3081
02:22:26,360 --> 02:22:29,279
Speaker 10: About the guy working for Disney thinking that bird's autistic,

3082
02:22:32,640 --> 02:22:33,279
Speaker 10: You're gonna.

3083
02:22:33,080 --> 02:22:39,000
Speaker 3: Be excited because he knows it's Mickey Mouse.

3084
02:22:39,160 --> 02:22:44,280
Speaker 8: He goes, Oh, look at this special. You're gonna be

3085
02:22:44,320 --> 02:22:45,560
Speaker 8: so exciting.

3086
02:22:46,120 --> 02:22:47,640
Speaker 3: You've got a lot of candy this week, but.

3087
02:22:51,080 --> 02:22:57,560
Speaker 8: We got careful corn coming out my daughters. They went

3088
02:22:57,800 --> 02:23:01,160
Speaker 8: the whole weekend. All they did was talk about Mickey Mouse,

3089
02:23:01,200 --> 02:23:02,920
Speaker 8: and I was like, guys, it's not funny anymore.

3090
02:23:03,760 --> 02:23:06,520
Speaker 3: It hasn't even started. Oh my god.

3091
02:23:07,720 --> 02:23:10,840
Speaker 1: Bert Krascher the Rock may not be there tonight, but

3092
02:23:10,959 --> 02:23:15,320
Speaker 1: Bert and Ian will be on stage. And Uh, Sydney,

3093
02:23:16,240 --> 02:23:18,080
Speaker 1: somebody named Crosby d M for tickets.

3094
02:23:18,600 --> 02:23:24,679
Speaker 8: Bill's brother, Yes, Sydney Bill Crosby, Crosby, Bill Crosby.

3095
02:23:24,920 --> 02:23:26,200
Speaker 3: I didn't roop hand about it.

3096
02:23:32,959 --> 02:23:34,800
Speaker 8: That was my brother, who doesn't have an R in

3097
02:23:34,840 --> 02:23:39,760
Speaker 8: his last name. I'm sitting is my buddy Bill, Bill Crosby.

3098
02:23:40,320 --> 02:23:49,320
Speaker 8: I know it's unfortunate. William William call me William. Uh,

3099
02:23:49,600 --> 02:23:54,080
Speaker 8: ticketmaster dot com. You can do anything you want. A

3100
02:23:54,160 --> 02:23:57,039
Speaker 8: Crosby Sydney is the best goalie goldie?

3101
02:23:57,040 --> 02:23:57,560
Speaker 3: What is he?

3102
02:23:57,920 --> 02:24:01,960
Speaker 8: He was a Ford Is he don't play anymore? Well, okay, yeah,

3103
02:24:01,959 --> 02:24:03,960
Speaker 8: he had a concussion. I remember that. He got a

3104
02:24:04,000 --> 02:24:07,080
Speaker 8: really bad concussion he did. Yeah in the Olympics he

3105
02:24:07,160 --> 02:24:09,480
Speaker 8: got hurt by Reco Goudas.

3106
02:24:09,800 --> 02:24:11,240
Speaker 3: Out of his mind. Yeah, Goodess is out of mine.

3107
02:24:12,080 --> 02:24:13,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's scoring it in the first game back since

3108
02:24:13,720 --> 02:24:15,480
Speaker 1: And where are they tonight?

3109
02:24:15,560 --> 02:24:20,200
Speaker 3: Are they playing tonight. They're back at home tomorrow, I believe.

3110
02:24:20,320 --> 02:24:22,200
Speaker 3: So they're in town. So maybe Sidney might come out

3111
02:24:22,240 --> 02:24:22,640
Speaker 3: to the show.

3112
02:24:22,959 --> 02:24:25,520
Speaker 8: Hey he might be Sidney. How about Okay, you're ready

3113
02:24:25,560 --> 02:24:30,080
Speaker 8: soft pitch? Sid said, Yeah, said said the kid. Yeah,

3114
02:24:30,200 --> 02:24:35,200
Speaker 8: old of me, like thirty eight kid. It's sid sid

3115
02:24:35,280 --> 02:24:41,480
Speaker 8: middle age city. Oh he's calling, hold on, said When

3116
02:24:41,560 --> 02:24:43,600
Speaker 8: was the last time someone didn't know who you are?

3117
02:24:44,320 --> 02:24:44,520
Speaker 3: Right?

3118
02:24:44,920 --> 02:24:50,279
Speaker 8: Hold on, We're just a little treat you ready, you

3119
02:24:50,280 --> 02:24:51,879
Speaker 8: can come to the arena, I'm sure, and you're going

3120
02:24:51,959 --> 02:24:53,760
Speaker 8: to be come back to my green room and sit down.

3121
02:24:53,760 --> 02:24:55,720
Speaker 3: I will not know who you are, and.

3122
02:24:55,640 --> 02:24:57,240
Speaker 8: You can hang out with Everyone will know who you

3123
02:24:57,240 --> 02:24:59,560
Speaker 8: are except for me, and it'll be first time you've

3124
02:24:59,560 --> 02:25:03,240
Speaker 8: been anymous in years. It's gonna feel so good, except

3125
02:25:03,280 --> 02:25:05,760
Speaker 8: for every other person in the arena. No, no, no, no, no,

3126
02:25:05,920 --> 02:25:07,240
Speaker 8: But I don't know. I don't even know what he

3127
02:25:07,280 --> 02:25:07,640
Speaker 8: looks like.

3128
02:25:08,240 --> 02:25:10,480
Speaker 3: He is he Asian? Yes he is Asian.

3129
02:25:11,280 --> 02:25:11,440
Speaker 8: Oh?

3130
02:25:11,520 --> 02:25:14,120
Speaker 3: Yes, he makes Steve Byrne look like a Mormon. He's

3131
02:25:14,160 --> 02:25:16,360
Speaker 3: part Asian, right, Okay?

3132
02:25:16,480 --> 02:25:19,000
Speaker 10: Because of the said part or the Crosby which which

3133
02:25:19,000 --> 02:25:19,400
Speaker 10: part do you think?

3134
02:25:20,560 --> 02:25:22,200
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know I

3135
02:25:22,200 --> 02:25:25,200
Speaker 3: don't know. I only know one people from Pittsburgh. One

3136
02:25:25,200 --> 02:25:29,120
Speaker 3: of these Asian is a big fat guy married to

3137
02:25:29,120 --> 02:25:29,680
Speaker 3: an African.

3138
02:25:32,879 --> 02:25:38,640
Speaker 8: That's really funny, Sid, I got tickets for you, and

3139
02:25:39,320 --> 02:25:41,080
Speaker 8: I will not ask you about hockey. I don't know

3140
02:25:41,120 --> 02:25:43,960
Speaker 8: anything about hockey. And you can be anonymous for the

3141
02:25:43,959 --> 02:25:45,640
Speaker 8: first time. And by the way, what's super cool about

3142
02:25:45,640 --> 02:25:47,359
Speaker 8: this is you don't know who I am.

3143
02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:48,959
Speaker 3: So be anonymous.

3144
02:25:48,959 --> 02:25:52,760
Speaker 8: Also, let's start a friendship for real, Sid Sidney Crosby,

3145
02:25:53,800 --> 02:25:55,760
Speaker 8: he just put out. He's like, he's like, hey, you

3146
02:25:55,840 --> 02:25:57,760
Speaker 8: know who I am. I only want to talk to

3147
02:25:57,800 --> 02:25:59,000
Speaker 8: people who don't know who I am.

3148
02:26:00,480 --> 02:26:02,080
Speaker 1: But since got a lot of power, he might be

3149
02:26:02,160 --> 02:26:03,879
Speaker 1: able to bring the rock with him tonight.

3150
02:26:04,400 --> 02:26:06,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's like one of the best to player.

3151
02:26:06,080 --> 02:26:07,039
Speaker 3: Got a special guest.

3152
02:26:07,480 --> 02:26:12,760
Speaker 10: It's all excited, Sydney Crossby.

3153
02:26:13,480 --> 02:26:15,920
Speaker 3: It's Iceberg. Wait wait, wait, wait wait. What what's better

3154
02:26:15,959 --> 02:26:20,199
Speaker 3: hockey highlights or soccer highlights? Hockey? Really? Okay? What's better

3155
02:26:20,280 --> 02:26:22,960
Speaker 3: baseball highlights or hockey highlights? Baseball so boring?

3156
02:26:23,000 --> 02:26:27,280
Speaker 8: Come on, okay, football highlights or hockey highlights? For football,

3157
02:26:27,959 --> 02:26:29,640
Speaker 8: basketball or football?

3158
02:26:29,800 --> 02:26:30,280
Speaker 3: It depends.

3159
02:26:30,320 --> 02:26:34,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean for me basketball, basketball straight porn or

3160
02:26:34,160 --> 02:26:35,080
Speaker 8: gay porn get.

3161
02:26:38,400 --> 02:26:43,080
Speaker 3: Hockey. They are the best band ever.

3162
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3165
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Speaker 6: Motley Crue, Dave Matthews or Weird Al Yankovic. Which bands

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Speaker 3: Vote now at DVE dot com.

3169
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Speaker 13: Live from the Don's Appliances Studios where Pittsburgh shops for appliances.

3170
02:27:13,200 --> 02:27:17,320
Speaker 3: This is w DV E Pittsburgh. Let's go our.

3171
02:27:17,440 --> 02:27:44,840
Speaker 19: I heard radio music and.

3172
02:27:36,600 --> 02:27:41,000
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Bert Kreisler in the studio one

3173
02:27:41,040 --> 02:27:42,519
Speaker 3: of the longest.

3174
02:27:42,120 --> 02:27:44,560
Speaker 1: Running relationships we have with the DV Morning Show and

3175
02:27:44,680 --> 02:27:49,080
Speaker 1: any comic. Bert to watch you go from that room

3176
02:27:49,280 --> 02:27:51,840
Speaker 1: half full at the improv when you first came to Pittsburgh,

3177
02:27:52,000 --> 02:27:55,240
Speaker 1: to selling it out the next time you came to Pittsburgh,

3178
02:27:55,320 --> 02:27:58,200
Speaker 1: to playing a theater after that, to only a couple

3179
02:27:58,160 --> 02:28:02,240
Speaker 1: of years after that playing the arena. This has been

3180
02:28:02,560 --> 02:28:04,840
Speaker 1: wild to watch Man. It's like Bill Burr was the

3181
02:28:04,879 --> 02:28:07,200
Speaker 1: same thing. When we first met Bill, he was coming

3182
02:28:07,200 --> 02:28:09,840
Speaker 1: in and he sold half the house at the improv

3183
02:28:09,840 --> 02:28:11,280
Speaker 1: and he's like, dude, how do I get a bigger

3184
02:28:11,320 --> 02:28:13,600
Speaker 1: crowd in Pittsburgh? And I was like, come hang on

3185
02:28:13,640 --> 02:28:15,480
Speaker 1: the show a couple of days before you come into

3186
02:28:15,560 --> 02:28:18,760
Speaker 1: town before the shows and the DVE audience will hear

3187
02:28:18,800 --> 02:28:20,280
Speaker 1: you and they're going to show up.

3188
02:28:20,280 --> 02:28:21,640
Speaker 3: And he sold out the next run.

3189
02:28:22,320 --> 02:28:26,199
Speaker 1: And it's weird to watch you guys at that starting level.

3190
02:28:26,200 --> 02:28:29,680
Speaker 1: And Ralphie was the same way, and Greg, especially Greg

3191
02:28:29,720 --> 02:28:31,880
Speaker 1: having this late wave of success is so fun.

3192
02:28:32,080 --> 02:28:35,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so cool to watch it happen for you guys.

3193
02:28:35,520 --> 02:28:37,279
Speaker 3: We still come back to WDV.

3194
02:28:37,680 --> 02:28:40,280
Speaker 8: I know what, That's my favorite part is that, like,

3195
02:28:40,760 --> 02:28:43,280
Speaker 8: you know, I'm not saying this that I don't need

3196
02:28:43,320 --> 02:28:45,520
Speaker 8: to do press, but I definitely don't. You know, I

3197
02:28:45,520 --> 02:28:47,880
Speaker 8: don't need to do press. I enjoy it. I enjoy

3198
02:28:47,959 --> 02:28:50,840
Speaker 8: this because like I've been trying to figure out that

3199
02:28:51,120 --> 02:28:55,080
Speaker 8: rock story forever since what happened to Hawaii? And then

3200
02:28:55,200 --> 02:28:57,680
Speaker 8: just sit next to Ian who then makes it funny

3201
02:28:57,720 --> 02:29:00,560
Speaker 8: for you, like finds the thing that he finds funny.

3202
02:29:00,760 --> 02:29:02,680
Speaker 8: That's the This is my favorite part of stand up.

3203
02:29:03,000 --> 02:29:05,520
Speaker 8: I remember we did we did a radio interview. One

3204
02:29:05,520 --> 02:29:08,080
Speaker 8: time when we first started working together and this guy,

3205
02:29:08,680 --> 02:29:13,280
Speaker 8: remember that guy was like, so uh in Arizona. He goes,

3206
02:29:13,320 --> 02:29:16,879
Speaker 8: so uh, your Van Wilder huh? And I went, yeah,

3207
02:29:16,959 --> 02:29:18,280
Speaker 8: kinda pretty much, but you.

3208
02:29:18,280 --> 02:29:20,920
Speaker 10: Know how that happened. Yeah, and you tell the story

3209
02:29:20,920 --> 02:29:22,039
Speaker 10: about it and then rolling Stone.

3210
02:29:22,120 --> 02:29:24,320
Speaker 3: He goes, I don't see it. Yeah.

3211
02:29:24,480 --> 02:29:26,840
Speaker 8: I said, what don't you see? Because I don't I

3212
02:29:26,840 --> 02:29:30,760
Speaker 8: don't connect the two. You're a party animal. I said, yeah,

3213
02:29:30,840 --> 02:29:32,320
Speaker 8: and that's what the movie is about. He goes, what

3214
02:29:32,440 --> 02:29:33,960
Speaker 8: did you start killing vampires?

3215
02:29:34,800 --> 02:29:36,560
Speaker 3: And it wasn't. It wasn't that.

3216
02:29:36,640 --> 02:29:38,280
Speaker 10: He goes, he's just look at him, and I go,

3217
02:29:39,360 --> 02:29:41,039
Speaker 10: you think he's Van Hassling, don't you.

3218
02:29:41,080 --> 02:29:43,200
Speaker 3: That's the guy thought he was Van.

3219
02:29:45,120 --> 02:29:47,280
Speaker 8: And he looked at me and he goes, oh, you're

3220
02:29:47,320 --> 02:29:51,160
Speaker 8: a stupid man. You're a very bad And we took

3221
02:29:51,200 --> 02:29:54,640
Speaker 8: this guy so over and when then you can't wait,

3222
02:29:54,800 --> 02:29:58,880
Speaker 8: oh wait, you ran for president. You're not Van Buren.

3223
02:30:00,080 --> 02:30:02,240
Speaker 3: Wait you saying what song?

3224
02:30:02,320 --> 02:30:02,640
Speaker 8: You're not?

3225
02:30:02,920 --> 02:30:10,120
Speaker 3: Then you're not fanuring In lit this guy up and

3226
02:30:10,200 --> 02:30:11,720
Speaker 3: I was crying laughing.

3227
02:30:12,879 --> 02:30:16,120
Speaker 8: It's the best part of like that whole journey is

3228
02:30:16,240 --> 02:30:18,320
Speaker 8: sounds great on paper and you say it out loud

3229
02:30:18,400 --> 02:30:21,560
Speaker 8: is great. The best part is that, like this morning,

3230
02:30:21,600 --> 02:30:24,240
Speaker 8: I woke up and I heard I go, Marshmallow, and

3231
02:30:24,280 --> 02:30:26,560
Speaker 8: I go, I have a friend that I've been with

3232
02:30:26,720 --> 02:30:28,920
Speaker 8: for twenty as long as I've known my daughter's I've

3233
02:30:28,920 --> 02:30:32,240
Speaker 8: known Inn, I've known In who knows me probably better

3234
02:30:32,280 --> 02:30:36,480
Speaker 8: than my daughter. And we were giggling on our way

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Speaker 8: here Hard. I wish I could tell you the joke.

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Speaker 8: I wish I could tell you the joke afterwards. We'll

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Speaker 8: tell you afterwards, and you're going to cry laughing.

3238
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Speaker 1: I have no doubt it'll be on stage along with

3239
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Speaker 1: Bert Kreischer tonight.

3240
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Speaker 10: By the way, Marshmallow is Marsy, his tour manager. I

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Speaker 10: just didn't just Marshmallow.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know you. Yeah, just disassociating saying we're gonna

3243
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Speaker 3: see the rock. My favorite part is.

3244
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Speaker 1: You pointing out that the guy tagged Bird especially goes,

3245
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Speaker 1: I think you're gonna like he's coming out here.

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Speaker 3: Have you tried the ice cream?

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Speaker 8: You know there's an ice cream bar over there too

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Speaker 8: as well. You're gonna like what's coming out and you

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Speaker 8: hear my YG story tonight, Oh my god, oh the yeah.

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Speaker 8: But that's the best part is that, like to come

3251
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Speaker 8: in here and do radio. The in is like is

3252
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Speaker 8: my favorite thing. Yeah, and you guys this is this

3253
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Speaker 8: is dude.

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Speaker 1: Well that's like my favorite thing is just watching it

3255
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Speaker 1: being an incubator for all you guys for a lot

3256
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Speaker 1: of bits and stuff that Guardelle says. That's why he's

3257
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Speaker 1: done it for you know, he every Tuesday for the

3258
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Speaker 1: last twenty years. Is because he likes just to work

3259
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Speaker 1: some stuff out and being a crew of people where

3260
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Speaker 1: you can make that happen.

3261
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Speaker 3: It's not easy. Once you get to a certain point,

3262
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Speaker 3: you're not hanging at the club all night anymore.

3263
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Speaker 10: I tell your listeners, they really do like this is

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Speaker 10: the area that they listen and they come to the

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Speaker 10: shows and they buy our tickets and it's amazing that

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02:32:02,840 --> 02:32:05,680
Speaker 10: they buy our tickets and give us us idiots, like

3267
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Speaker 10: a second of their day.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing. Yeah, we really do.

3269
02:32:09,520 --> 02:32:12,600
Speaker 10: Like the Pittsburgh feel is different than any other city

3270
02:32:12,640 --> 02:32:13,360
Speaker 10: than in America.

3271
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Speaker 8: The conversation they always have that you always hear is

3272
02:32:15,520 --> 02:32:18,680
Speaker 8: they go radio is dying, and you're like, not everywhere, Yeah, everywhere,

3273
02:32:18,800 --> 02:32:20,920
Speaker 8: not in Philly, not in Pittsburgh, not in Tampa, not

3274
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Speaker 8: in Cleveland. Ye, not in there's parts of Ohio you

3275
02:32:23,560 --> 02:32:27,320
Speaker 8: can find still like Cleveland, Cleveland like Cleveland.

3276
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then there's it's not like it's still it consolidated.

3277
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Speaker 1: We're definitely last of the Mohicans and wd is like

3278
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Speaker 1: one of the heritage stations at any time that it's

3279
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Speaker 1: particularly in classic rock. We just got all these awards nationally,

3280
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Speaker 1: uh for that very thing. Dve is is one of

3281
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Speaker 1: the last that gets to act independently and gets to

3282
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Speaker 1: do things like, oh no, this is how we do

3283
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Speaker 1: things here, and they pretty much leave us alone and

3284
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Speaker 1: anybody else I know on radio when I talk to

3285
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Speaker 1: even like Todd and Tyler and those guys, and they're syndicated,

3286
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Speaker 1: you know, those are those guys are great, and you

3287
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Speaker 1: know they talk about people breathing down their neck and

3288
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Speaker 1: they're painting the ass, and they just don't listen to

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Speaker 1: them anymore.

3290
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Speaker 3: And that's why they.

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Speaker 1: Do well, you know, it's because they do the wrong

3292
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Speaker 1: thing and they're not being homogenized like all the companies

3293
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Speaker 1: want these shows and radio stations to be.

3294
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Speaker 3: They want them to be all cookie cutter, and you.

3295
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Speaker 8: Can find out who the good radio shows are because

3296
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Speaker 8: I I one hundred percent still go in in the

3297
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Speaker 8: mornings that I'm in those cities, not to sell tickets,

3298
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Speaker 8: but because it's fun.

3299
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Speaker 3: It inspires me.

3300
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Speaker 8: I come up with material like it's it's this is

3301
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Speaker 8: a hang, this is an artistic hang.

3302
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Speaker 3: Yeah, President Steve.

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Speaker 1: Are great and President's Calta Elliott and uh in Cleveland.

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Speaker 1: Allan Cox is great in Cleveland, and Rover Rover Rover Calta. Yeah,

3305
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Speaker 1: I still call them cowhead but uh, like the great

3306
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Speaker 1: shows are still out there and I still do every

3307
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Speaker 1: single one of them.

3308
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Speaker 3: We love that you do them.

3309
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Speaker 7: Here.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me do a quick break and what

3311
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Speaker 1: I have to do. I asked to come in. I

3312
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Speaker 1: be clear. I said to my one of my assistants.

3313
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Speaker 1: I was like, can I please do WDB? And they're like,

3314
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Speaker 1: we'll see if we can set it up. And I

3315
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Speaker 1: was like, well, hold on, I can.

3316
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Speaker 8: Also just text Rand right and they were like, well, no,

3317
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Speaker 8: it's it's more formal than that. I was like, I

3318
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Speaker 8: was like, I don't think so, and then that and

3319
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Speaker 8: then they said they said there's a guy named Randy

3320
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Speaker 8: that's going to text you, and I was like, great,

3321
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Speaker 8: I'm still glad. I so glad. I pay you guys

3322
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Speaker 8: six figures to get in touch with Randy. I texted him,

3323
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Speaker 8: I go, yeah, here'd you come it in?

3324
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Speaker 3: What's up? And you're like, will be it? It's eight fifteen,

3325
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Speaker 3: what random feeling? Goodie? And let me do a.

3326
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Speaker 1: Quick break and we'll come back and one more hit

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Speaker 1: with Bert Krascher and Ian Bag both of whom will

3328
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Speaker 1: be on stage tonight. Youan open up for Bert in

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Speaker 1: the uh tonight PG pants Aina, Wait, what's the name

3330
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Speaker 1: of the tour again?

3331
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Speaker 3: I missed his career ended when he couldn't tell the show.

3332
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Speaker 3: Wait you got wait, get back? Anybody have Well it's

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Speaker 3: almost ten. I feel like, you know, I made it

3334
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Speaker 3: this far. So what you're saying this show should end?

3335
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Speaker 3: And I mailed it in a little old.

3336
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Speaker 10: People are just getting to work now and sitting in

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Speaker 10: their cars and not going in because I want to

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Speaker 10: hear the and you're just not even exact.

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Speaker 8: We need something to hold them in their cars. Yes

3340
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Speaker 8: we do, all right, I'll tell the joke I said

3341
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Speaker 8: in the car. Yeah right, So that's coming about your

3342
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Speaker 8: special break.

3343
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Speaker 1: But before that, Okay, Mike Pursuda has something to say

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Speaker 1: to everybody.

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Speaker 3: Since it is indeed March madness, Mike.

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Speaker 20: Your Just trying to get burt amongst the many people

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Speaker 1: No, it's the funnest like four hours there's so much

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Speaker 1: content and it just never ends.

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Speaker 3: The trial alone.

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02:38:56,959 --> 02:38:58,640
Speaker 1: There's like two hours of footage from the trial and

3411
02:38:58,640 --> 02:39:02,360
Speaker 1: it's all hilarious when they're trying to like legally talk

3412
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Speaker 1: about the Cardi B song.

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Speaker 5: Now, when you heard macaroni in a pot to describe

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Speaker 5: a wop?

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Speaker 3: Did you think that was literal or not?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 3: I thought somebody, but no, I did not think that

3418
02:39:15,160 --> 02:39:17,720
Speaker 3: was real. No funnier than the OJ trial. Dude?

3419
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Speaker 1: What OJ trial was pretty funny. I met him one time.

3420
02:39:25,920 --> 02:39:30,360
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait pre or post murder post? Oh dude,

3421
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Speaker 1: So you met two pictures I regret.

3422
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Speaker 3: Such a funny set up. One of them, I'll tell you.

3423
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Speaker 8: One of them is me holding a gun in a

3424
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Speaker 8: man's mouth in Australia. Whoa, I know, yeah, okay, it's

3425
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Speaker 8: hammered Ray. He was like, all right from the site.

3426
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Speaker 3: Was it? Hannah Gasby got it?

3427
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Speaker 8: And I put a gun in his mouth and I

3428
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Speaker 8: in one hand filled with you're in a gun in

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Speaker 8: we need to tell you.

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Speaker 3: And the other ones with.

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Speaker 8: I woke up and I had he he gave you

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Speaker 8: google it. I'm sir, I still have it. I met,

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Speaker 8: I met the juice and uh. And I woke up

3437
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Speaker 8: with the paper coin in my hand in my pocket

3438
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Speaker 8: and I was like, who's this and then like, oh,

3439
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Speaker 8: you don't remember OJ And I was like with drinking

3440
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Speaker 8: it and they're like, no, You've got a picture with him.

3441
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Speaker 3: And I don't know what. My my mouth gets away

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Speaker 3: from me. I get it. I don't know what I said.

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Speaker 13: You didn't.

3444
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Speaker 8: They probably deserved it. I mean, yeah, there's a few

3445
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Speaker 8: few regrettable things I've.

3446
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Speaker 1: Bert Krysler is going to be at PPG Paints Arena

3447
02:40:51,959 --> 02:40:54,600
Speaker 1: tonight along with our friend Ian Bagg who is going

3448
02:40:54,680 --> 02:40:58,360
Speaker 1: to be opening up the show, and.

3449
02:40:57,840 --> 02:40:59,959
Speaker 3: Paper google it. I'm sure you can find a picture here.

3450
02:41:00,040 --> 02:41:01,600
Speaker 3: He gave it to everyone. He gave it to everyone

3451
02:41:01,680 --> 02:41:04,959
Speaker 3: and it says I survived the juice the juice? What

3452
02:41:05,080 --> 02:41:06,320
Speaker 3: is it? Cut it out?

3453
02:41:06,360 --> 02:41:09,200
Speaker 8: What did I say though I met, I met, I

3454
02:41:09,240 --> 02:41:12,480
Speaker 8: met OJ or I met the juice. There's a paper

3455
02:41:12,520 --> 02:41:13,760
Speaker 8: coin he gave everyone.

3456
02:41:13,879 --> 02:41:17,560
Speaker 3: That's very very strange, but broke he was it's and

3457
02:41:17,600 --> 02:41:19,440
Speaker 3: that's the first time I heard the name Kardashian.

3458
02:41:20,640 --> 02:41:25,119
Speaker 10: Yeah he uh, he had never mind, he created careers.

3459
02:41:25,480 --> 02:41:28,840
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, I mean, isn't one of them OJ's daughter.

3460
02:41:29,520 --> 02:41:34,039
Speaker 1: Oh that's the that's the allegedly one of them. Is

3461
02:41:34,080 --> 02:41:35,800
Speaker 1: it the one that Sasquatch.

3462
02:41:36,240 --> 02:41:38,800
Speaker 8: The larger one? Well yeah yeah yeah, yeah, she's the

3463
02:41:38,800 --> 02:41:41,360
Speaker 8: hot one, the wookie. I would, I would, that's the one.

3464
02:41:41,360 --> 02:41:41,800
Speaker 3: I would day.

3465
02:41:41,840 --> 02:41:45,280
Speaker 8: She's got a few Duy's on her belt. I mean, Kylie,

3466
02:41:45,360 --> 02:41:48,920
Speaker 8: Kylie is never gonna go for me. Kim is a lot.

3467
02:41:49,000 --> 02:41:54,200
Speaker 10: I think probably the other ones aren't. Kim's a lot,

3468
02:41:54,240 --> 02:41:56,760
Speaker 10: but the other one I can really bond with. Really

3469
02:41:56,800 --> 02:41:58,080
Speaker 10: they love the rock.

3470
02:41:57,920 --> 02:42:06,000
Speaker 3: As well, down to earth. They're like, that's just a

3471
02:42:06,080 --> 02:42:07,039
Speaker 3: Hawaiian guy. Burt.

3472
02:42:11,480 --> 02:42:13,400
Speaker 8: Wait till I tell you about my mom's knitting group.

3473
02:42:13,440 --> 02:42:17,680
Speaker 8: I'll tell you that all air. Just don't worry about it.

3474
02:42:19,320 --> 02:42:22,040
Speaker 8: Jokes I can only tell on stage. There are jokes now,

3475
02:42:22,080 --> 02:42:24,240
Speaker 8: I only tell on stage. I feel safer on stage

3476
02:42:24,440 --> 02:42:27,520
Speaker 8: because everything gets clipped out. But on stage you can

3477
02:42:27,720 --> 02:42:30,080
Speaker 8: you just feel safe. It's like it's like people understand

3478
02:42:30,200 --> 02:42:32,720
Speaker 8: if you're harding mic in your hand, that everything's coming

3479
02:42:32,760 --> 02:42:33,240
Speaker 8: out of your mouth.

3480
02:42:33,240 --> 02:42:36,680
Speaker 3: It's a joke. How much do you on stage these days?

3481
02:42:36,680 --> 02:42:38,600
Speaker 1: Because in the past when you go see Bert, it

3482
02:42:38,680 --> 02:42:41,200
Speaker 1: was like Grateful Dead. It wasn't the same show, Like

3483
02:42:41,240 --> 02:42:42,959
Speaker 1: you could go to two shows in a row and

3484
02:42:43,000 --> 02:42:44,520
Speaker 1: you would not be seeing the same show.

3485
02:42:44,840 --> 02:42:47,960
Speaker 3: Now that you do it on the the you know,

3486
02:42:48,480 --> 02:42:50,120
Speaker 3: arena scale emails it in.

3487
02:42:51,920 --> 02:42:55,000
Speaker 8: It's it's all, it's all, it's all different. It's yes,

3488
02:42:55,240 --> 02:42:56,200
Speaker 8: you'll still change it up.

3489
02:42:56,240 --> 02:42:58,920
Speaker 3: I'll change it up. It's uh, are you not like

3490
02:42:59,000 --> 02:43:01,320
Speaker 3: Muliney getting a director to choreograph.

3491
02:43:01,480 --> 02:43:06,320
Speaker 10: Now it's the exact same person that you've seen back

3492
02:43:06,360 --> 02:43:09,920
Speaker 10: in the improv right in a bigger in this in

3493
02:43:09,959 --> 02:43:13,200
Speaker 10: this massive situation that's an event now on the show.

3494
02:43:13,400 --> 02:43:16,040
Speaker 10: But he's still he still has that same personality. He

3495
02:43:16,120 --> 02:43:17,800
Speaker 10: still has that this show is the same. The show

3496
02:43:17,879 --> 02:43:20,720
Speaker 10: is funny, it's not it's it's you know, it's grown,

3497
02:43:21,080 --> 02:43:22,800
Speaker 10: it's matured, but it's hilarious.

3498
02:43:22,879 --> 02:43:26,240
Speaker 1: I thought the video content opener was always hilarious too,

3499
02:43:26,280 --> 02:43:29,199
Speaker 1: Like there was. It was like a mixed media experience,

3500
02:43:29,240 --> 02:43:30,920
Speaker 1: which made it a lot more fun once you got

3501
02:43:30,920 --> 02:43:33,480
Speaker 1: into that size. It kind of brought the room together

3502
02:43:33,640 --> 02:43:36,480
Speaker 1: like yeah, you know, it's enough to do. Yeah.

3503
02:43:35,760 --> 02:43:39,320
Speaker 8: I think Kevin Hart was the first person to realize

3504
02:43:39,360 --> 02:43:41,680
Speaker 8: he was doing arenas and make it an arena in

3505
02:43:41,720 --> 02:43:44,520
Speaker 8: my opinion. And then when I started doing arenas, I

3506
02:43:44,560 --> 02:43:46,920
Speaker 8: looked at the other comics, and the other comics were like, Oh,

3507
02:43:46,959 --> 02:43:49,080
Speaker 8: it doesn't matter, just rent the stage when you get there.

3508
02:43:49,440 --> 02:43:51,560
Speaker 8: And then I was like, well, if I'm if I'm

3509
02:43:51,640 --> 02:43:53,680
Speaker 8: asking people to pay to see me in arena and

3510
02:43:53,720 --> 02:43:55,880
Speaker 8: sit far away, I should make the stage a little

3511
02:43:55,920 --> 02:43:56,560
Speaker 8: more engaging.

3512
02:43:56,879 --> 02:43:57,640
Speaker 3: So I rent it.

3513
02:43:57,680 --> 02:43:59,480
Speaker 8: I got my own stage, I got my own sound,

3514
02:43:59,520 --> 02:44:01,720
Speaker 8: I got my own TVs, and then I got like

3515
02:44:01,959 --> 02:44:05,480
Speaker 8: five tour buses to five semis to take that with

3516
02:44:05,520 --> 02:44:07,920
Speaker 8: me and then raise, Yeah, I can tell you how

3517
02:44:08,000 --> 02:44:11,800
Speaker 8: much it costs. Well, what you do is you cut

3518
02:44:11,920 --> 02:44:15,280
Speaker 8: your profit margin to make sure that the show looks

3519
02:44:15,320 --> 02:44:18,560
Speaker 8: good to the audience, and a lot of I'm not now,

3520
02:44:18,560 --> 02:44:20,240
Speaker 8: it's kind of par for the course. But when I

3521
02:44:20,240 --> 02:44:22,240
Speaker 8: first started doing arenas, that was not the case. The

3522
02:44:22,280 --> 02:44:24,560
Speaker 8: case was arenas you did it. Once you did it

3523
02:44:24,640 --> 02:44:27,080
Speaker 8: one run of arenas, it was a money grabs. It's

3524
02:44:27,080 --> 02:44:28,920
Speaker 8: a ton of money and that's it. Then you went

3525
02:44:28,920 --> 02:44:30,440
Speaker 8: back to theaters. And then I was like, well, I

3526
02:44:30,480 --> 02:44:32,160
Speaker 8: really enjoy arenas. I want to make the arena's fun

3527
02:44:32,200 --> 02:44:35,640
Speaker 8: for the audience, so I invested in the show itself.

3528
02:44:36,000 --> 02:44:39,640
Speaker 8: So the lighting's beautiful, the stage is beautiful, the screens

3529
02:44:39,640 --> 02:44:43,920
Speaker 8: are humongous, the sound is perfect, there's lighting cues, there's

3530
02:44:43,959 --> 02:44:47,600
Speaker 8: a prepackaged video we have. We used to do tops

3531
02:44:47,640 --> 02:44:50,080
Speaker 8: off camera before the show started, where we went around

3532
02:44:50,200 --> 02:44:54,320
Speaker 8: and got guys to take their tops off. But I

3533
02:44:54,400 --> 02:44:56,920
Speaker 8: thought it should be more than just me and arena.

3534
02:44:57,320 --> 02:44:58,920
Speaker 8: I remember the first I did it in San Antonio

3535
02:44:58,920 --> 02:45:00,920
Speaker 8: one time and they put this beakers on the floor.

3536
02:45:01,400 --> 02:45:03,640
Speaker 8: That's how they, you know, rent the thing right, really

3537
02:45:03,720 --> 02:45:05,600
Speaker 8: care about your show. They put the speakers on the floor.

3538
02:45:05,640 --> 02:45:07,760
Speaker 8: And I heard that sounds terrible. It sounded terrible, and

3539
02:45:07,800 --> 02:45:10,240
Speaker 8: someone goes, it's comedy. No one can tell the difference's

3540
02:45:10,240 --> 02:45:11,840
Speaker 8: not like it's music. I hate when they do that.

3541
02:45:11,879 --> 02:45:13,520
Speaker 8: And I when I heard that, I went, how much

3542
02:45:13,520 --> 02:45:15,320
Speaker 8: does it cost for me to get all my stuff?

3543
02:45:15,600 --> 02:45:17,400
Speaker 3: Now? It's par for the course. I mean, I think

3544
02:45:17,760 --> 02:45:20,320
Speaker 3: you know that everyone does it. Anybody doing on that

3545
02:45:20,520 --> 02:45:23,120
Speaker 3: scale is doing what you're doing with their own production.

3546
02:45:23,200 --> 02:45:25,120
Speaker 8: I remember telling Andrew Schultz. He was like, I'm thinking

3547
02:45:25,120 --> 02:45:26,600
Speaker 8: about doing Arena, so I go, can I give you

3548
02:45:26,680 --> 02:45:29,240
Speaker 8: my tip? I go spend the money and get bring

3549
02:45:29,240 --> 02:45:31,200
Speaker 8: your own production with you. Bring your own It's going

3550
02:45:31,280 --> 02:45:33,440
Speaker 8: to cost you more. It's going to cost you.

3551
02:45:33,400 --> 02:45:33,840
Speaker 3: A lot more.

3552
02:45:33,920 --> 02:45:36,280
Speaker 8: Spend money to make money though, Yeah, but it's worth it,

3553
02:45:36,360 --> 02:45:38,400
Speaker 8: and you still make good money. You know, you're not

3554
02:45:38,440 --> 02:45:40,320
Speaker 8: making the killing that those guys did in the past

3555
02:45:40,360 --> 02:45:42,840
Speaker 8: at the arenas where they would make But.

3556
02:45:42,879 --> 02:45:44,560
Speaker 1: In the long run, it's got to work out better

3557
02:45:44,560 --> 02:45:46,720
Speaker 1: because you can continue to do the arenas shows.

3558
02:45:47,120 --> 02:45:50,320
Speaker 8: This is my third arena tour, so like I, you know,

3559
02:45:50,840 --> 02:45:53,400
Speaker 8: and I enjoy arenas. Now I'm going to go back

3560
02:45:53,400 --> 02:45:56,040
Speaker 8: to theaters in the fall because I'm getting ready for

3561
02:45:56,080 --> 02:45:57,560
Speaker 8: a special and you want to do two shows in

3562
02:45:57,600 --> 02:46:00,880
Speaker 8: a night. So but I'll tell you it's I went

3563
02:46:00,920 --> 02:46:03,120
Speaker 8: back to theaters. I did a couple of theaters to

3564
02:46:03,120 --> 02:46:05,120
Speaker 8: see if I like them again, and I do not.

3565
02:46:06,000 --> 02:46:06,480
Speaker 3: Why do you?

3566
02:46:06,840 --> 02:46:10,040
Speaker 8: Because because arena is beautiful. It's one show, It's like

3567
02:46:10,080 --> 02:46:11,880
Speaker 8: you know what it's like. It's like football, it's one

3568
02:46:11,920 --> 02:46:15,119
Speaker 8: game one that's your whole week. Theaters are like baseball.

3569
02:46:15,200 --> 02:46:16,720
Speaker 8: You got two in a night, you got two in

3570
02:46:16,760 --> 02:46:19,200
Speaker 8: a day, you got them all week. You get you're doing,

3571
02:46:19,320 --> 02:46:21,560
Speaker 8: You're gonna do roughly it's like going back to clubs.

3572
02:46:21,600 --> 02:46:25,520
Speaker 8: You're gonna do shows two, three on Saturdays sometimes, and

3573
02:46:25,760 --> 02:46:28,320
Speaker 8: it's so nice to do one show, have dinner waiting

3574
02:46:28,360 --> 02:46:30,160
Speaker 8: for you, do a meet and greet.

3575
02:46:30,160 --> 02:46:31,640
Speaker 3: Get on the bus, go to the next city.

3576
02:46:31,640 --> 02:46:35,680
Speaker 1: But your shows are that that is particularly applicable because

3577
02:46:35,720 --> 02:46:39,080
Speaker 1: you are such a physical guy like you. You exert

3578
02:46:39,200 --> 02:46:42,440
Speaker 1: a lot of energy during your shot the whole time

3579
02:46:42,680 --> 02:46:44,000
Speaker 1: I do it, I do an hour.

3580
02:46:44,480 --> 02:46:46,000
Speaker 8: I do about an hour and a half an hour

3581
02:46:46,000 --> 02:46:48,240
Speaker 8: and forty five minutes for one show. So then go

3582
02:46:48,280 --> 02:46:50,240
Speaker 8: back to theaters. You have to do an hour right

3583
02:46:50,240 --> 02:46:52,840
Speaker 8: around an hour right because you have two shows at a night,

3584
02:46:53,040 --> 02:46:55,120
Speaker 8: and you have two shows, so you're like, and you

3585
02:46:55,120 --> 02:46:57,600
Speaker 8: have two shows Wednesday, because in a theater you can

3586
02:46:57,600 --> 02:46:59,840
Speaker 8: sell two shows on a Wednesday. In an arena, it's

3587
02:46:59,840 --> 02:47:02,640
Speaker 8: hard to sell a Wednesday night. Yeah, two shows Wednesday,

3588
02:47:02,680 --> 02:47:04,880
Speaker 8: two shows Thursday, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, two

3589
02:47:04,879 --> 02:47:08,760
Speaker 8: shows Sunday, and then you fly Monday morning to get

3590
02:47:08,760 --> 02:47:11,880
Speaker 8: back out on the road Tuesday. But it's worth it

3591
02:47:11,879 --> 02:47:13,640
Speaker 8: if you're getting ready for a special because you want

3592
02:47:13,680 --> 02:47:14,120
Speaker 8: the reps.

3593
02:47:15,120 --> 02:47:19,720
Speaker 1: Go see Bird tonight at PPG Paints Arena and Ian

3594
02:47:19,760 --> 02:47:22,959
Speaker 1: Bag will be opening and things up. Honestly, it is

3595
02:47:23,000 --> 02:47:24,600
Speaker 1: such a fun show. You guys will have a blast.

3596
02:47:24,640 --> 02:47:26,279
Speaker 1: Few tickets left at Ticketmaster.

3597
02:47:26,440 --> 02:47:27,080
Speaker 3: I'm left and.

3598
02:47:29,840 --> 02:47:31,880
Speaker 1: Thanks to Sean calling for staling by earlier this morning

3599
02:47:31,879 --> 02:47:32,160
Speaker 1: as well.

3600
02:47:32,160 --> 02:47:33,400
Speaker 3: Sean got a big weekend.

3601
02:47:33,480 --> 02:47:38,240
Speaker 17: Tonight, I'll be introducing Eraserhead at the Orangos Giant Cinema

3602
02:47:38,280 --> 02:47:40,280
Speaker 17: at the Science Center, and let me say, their show

3603
02:47:40,320 --> 02:47:43,600
Speaker 17: is going to be funnier if you want to last.

3604
02:47:43,080 --> 02:47:46,440
Speaker 17: D's not a Raserhead, but happy to be doing that.

3605
02:47:46,560 --> 02:47:50,880
Speaker 17: Tomorrow some stand up at La Reserve in Carnegie, and

3606
02:47:50,920 --> 02:47:53,720
Speaker 17: then Sunday night is this month Steel City Horror Show,

3607
02:47:53,800 --> 02:47:57,600
Speaker 17: surprise movie, special guests and lots more. That's at the

3608
02:47:57,640 --> 02:47:59,959
Speaker 17: Harris Theater. Details for all of these I just post

3609
02:48:00,200 --> 02:48:02,080
Speaker 17: the Twitter at Sean Collier PG.

3610
02:48:02,360 --> 02:48:04,160
Speaker 1: So you're doing backstage stuff tonight. With that, you have

3611
02:48:04,240 --> 02:48:06,800
Speaker 1: to meet and greet with the fans and everything. Last

3612
02:48:06,800 --> 02:48:08,680
Speaker 1: time when I was back.

3613
02:48:08,720 --> 02:48:12,120
Speaker 3: With you, uh, the Pitt football team came in, you know,

3614
02:48:12,959 --> 02:48:16,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and so was uh so was the Oh wow?

3615
02:48:16,959 --> 02:48:19,720
Speaker 1: That was then yeah and then and then on Monday

3616
02:48:20,040 --> 02:48:21,800
Speaker 1: I got a call from the s I d from

3617
02:48:21,840 --> 02:48:24,800
Speaker 1: Pitt and he was like, hey, Ran, uh just wondering

3618
02:48:25,320 --> 02:48:28,599
Speaker 1: did the boys behave backstage?

3619
02:48:29,080 --> 02:48:31,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were totally they were perfect due. Yeah.

3620
02:48:31,600 --> 02:48:33,680
Speaker 8: My favorite one was when the when we did uh

3621
02:48:33,920 --> 02:48:36,080
Speaker 8: fully loaded here and the Steelers came back.

3622
02:48:36,720 --> 02:48:38,120
Speaker 3: Hey, we brought all the Steelers. Yeah.

3623
02:48:38,320 --> 02:48:41,600
Speaker 8: And there's one Steeler that I love. I love this dude,

3624
02:48:41,840 --> 02:48:46,320
Speaker 8: Hawaiian guy, defensive back. I can't I can't remember his

3625
02:48:46,400 --> 02:48:46,920
Speaker 8: name right now.

3626
02:48:48,120 --> 02:48:48,720
Speaker 3: It was the Rock.

3627
02:48:48,840 --> 02:48:51,480
Speaker 8: He was the funniest guy in the world and I

3628
02:48:51,640 --> 02:48:53,720
Speaker 8: followed it him. I watched and he's killing it now.

3629
02:48:53,800 --> 02:48:56,520
Speaker 8: Now he's starting defensive back for the Steelers. If you

3630
02:48:56,560 --> 02:48:58,000
Speaker 8: just pull out the defensive backs, I can tell you

3631
02:48:58,040 --> 02:49:03,120
Speaker 8: what currently the Hawaiian Hawaiian great golfer, great golfer.

3632
02:49:03,240 --> 02:49:04,520
Speaker 3: Are you thinking of Troy Paul Mulu?

3633
02:49:04,800 --> 02:49:08,359
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, he's got great commercials.

3634
02:49:09,800 --> 02:49:12,240
Speaker 3: I don't know that would that would be honestly coming

3635
02:49:12,240 --> 02:49:16,240
Speaker 3: out tonight, Randy, Uh, yeah.

3636
02:49:14,959 --> 02:49:17,920
Speaker 8: I wonder if Cam's coming out her Nick Herbert, Yeah,

3637
02:49:17,920 --> 02:49:20,240
Speaker 8: oh yeah, Nick Herbig is Hawaiian. Nick Herbert, Yeah, Nick

3638
02:49:20,280 --> 02:49:25,199
Speaker 8: her Big. He I loved that guy. I love linebacker.

3639
02:49:25,280 --> 02:49:31,200
Speaker 8: That's linebacker. He uh he is an amazing golfer and

3640
02:49:31,240 --> 02:49:34,640
Speaker 8: he was so funny. And Cam goes. Cam was watching us,

3641
02:49:34,680 --> 02:49:36,280
Speaker 8: and he was like, you like him, don't you?

3642
02:49:36,320 --> 02:49:36,480
Speaker 15: I go.

3643
02:49:36,640 --> 02:49:39,800
Speaker 8: He's making me laugh so hard. He was so unfiltered.

3644
02:49:40,360 --> 02:49:43,000
Speaker 8: The thing about Hawaiians is they they literally grew up

3645
02:49:43,000 --> 02:49:45,760
Speaker 8: on an island, so it's almost like it's almost like

3646
02:49:45,800 --> 02:49:48,760
Speaker 8: they're they're brand new to the world. And the things

3647
02:49:48,760 --> 02:49:52,120
Speaker 8: he was saying were so funny. It's like he has

3648
02:49:52,200 --> 02:49:55,840
Speaker 8: no woke tendencies. He is just like this pure vessel

3649
02:49:56,200 --> 02:49:58,120
Speaker 8: of like sports bros.

3650
02:49:58,840 --> 02:49:59,440
Speaker 3: I love.

3651
02:50:00,160 --> 02:50:00,280
Speaker 7: Oh.

3652
02:50:00,400 --> 02:50:02,040
Speaker 8: I wish I could say more of what we did

3653
02:50:02,080 --> 02:50:07,160
Speaker 8: back there, but yeah, oh my god, yeah, oh my god.

3654
02:50:07,360 --> 02:50:09,320
Speaker 3: It's kind of like Pittsburgh. You know, they never leave.

3655
02:50:09,480 --> 02:50:10,680
Speaker 3: They have a very Yeah.

3656
02:50:10,760 --> 02:50:14,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's almost like an island meeting the can

3657
02:50:15,000 --> 02:50:17,000
Speaker 1: with We were big fans of meeting the Can.

3658
02:50:17,240 --> 02:50:19,320
Speaker 3: Who's not all you Canadians are? I know that.

3659
02:50:19,720 --> 02:50:23,720
Speaker 1: I watched the Eating Rivalry. It's a completely different meat

3660
02:50:23,720 --> 02:50:26,760
Speaker 1: in the can. All Right, we gotta go, dude. I

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Speaker 1: love you, I love you, I love you. I'm so

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Speaker 1: happy for all your success.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. See you tonight. A PPG paints Serena. Go

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Speaker 3: see Burt Christ I'm finished you Stay classy, Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 4: Don't touch your face.

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Speaker 8: I got him to Pittsburgh, baby, but now you got

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Speaker 8: to call me Ronald?

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Speaker 3: Would you not eat my pants? Ronald? Normal size nipple?

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Speaker 3: O Chricken?

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Speaker 8: Why gogglehead nipples the same size as every wall.

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Speaker 3: It's Friday night. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna get late.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be late on Monday.

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Speaker 7: See you're on with a donuts fine a great Friday mother.

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Speaker 3: This is Doug Gottlib. Here's what's trending from the Iheartsports

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Speaker 7: Spring training is in its final days. The Pirates yesterday

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Speaker 7: lost to the Orioles. They meet the Braves today. The

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Speaker 7: Pirates opened the season at the Mets. In just six days.

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Speaker 7: The Penguins return to the ice tomorrow afternoon. Hosting Winnipeg

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Speaker 7: depends in the thick of a crowded playoff race. Right now,

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Speaker 7: second in the Metropolitan Division with eighty four points. NCAA

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Speaker 7: Tournament action, Pennsylvania season is over buried by Illinois.

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Speaker 3: There are sixteen more first round games today. I'm a

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Speaker 3: McCoy