Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2: So Shannon had a new mom's new friend, moms, mom's friends.
Speaker 3: You don't know where you're going with the studio she had.
Speaker 2: She had a date day with her new friends. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: so your kids changed school, right, So Lucy changed.
Speaker 4: Schools and I this year, and I am trying really
Speaker 4: hard to get to know, uh, some of the moms
Speaker 4: of the girls and the boys, but mostly the girls
Speaker 4: that Lucy has become close with, because I really don't
Speaker 4: know anybody. And well, think thank you. I mean, you
Speaker 4: know how hard it is. Josiah changed school this year too,
Speaker 4: You don't you're thank you? That't but there it is
Speaker 4: important to me. And some of the moms are really cool.
Speaker 4: I really really like them. And there's one mom in
Speaker 4: particular that I'm I'm trying to get to know better
Speaker 4: and spend some time with. And so she recently invited
Speaker 4: myself and Lucy to see a movie this past weekend,
Speaker 4: and there were going to be a few other girls
Speaker 4: from Lou's school there, and then I think there I
Speaker 4: had heard and there were there were gonna be a
Speaker 4: few boys that were meeting up at this movie as well,
Speaker 4: and so she's like, Oh, I think it would be fun.
Speaker 4: You know, we'll just kind of keep an eye on
Speaker 4: everybody and we can meet up at Starbucks with the
Speaker 4: girls beforehand. And I thought, perfect, this is a perfect
Speaker 4: opportunity to like hang with her, get a coffee, and
Speaker 4: then see the movie and you know, do whatever afterwards. Well,
Speaker 4: this kind of backfired on me. Love this mom, and
Speaker 4: this has nothing to do with the mom. She's totally cool.
Speaker 4: I failed to realize that the movie she chose was Avatar,
Speaker 4: Good One, Fire, and Ash.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: I sit down for this movie, and I was aware
Speaker 4: that it was a longer movie.
Speaker 3: I did not know it was three and a half
Speaker 3: hours long.
Speaker 4: And also, as the movie starts, I'm going, wait, a
Speaker 4: second are there? I remember seeing the first Avatar movie.
Speaker 4: I didn't know there was a second one.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So the movie starts and it just picks right up,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, wait, wait, I don't know who any
Speaker 4: of these people are. And I start to panic because
Speaker 4: I'm like, I am stuck here for three and a
Speaker 4: half hours.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the heck is going on.
Speaker 4: And then I'm thinking, oh God, oh god, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: fall asleep. I'm trying to make friends with this woman
Speaker 4: sitting next to me. I'm the ugliest sleeper on the
Speaker 4: face of planet Earth.
Speaker 3: This is going to be.
Speaker 4: Bad, but I made it through the movie. The movie
Speaker 4: was actually kind of interesting. I could kind of follow,
Speaker 4: but it was it was I tried way too hard
Speaker 4: to make friend. It was the longest three and a
Speaker 4: half hours of my life.
Speaker 2: Can I change topic for one second, because I know
Speaker 2: we're gonna talk about the movie. I didn't realize that
Speaker 2: Lucy and her girlfriends but also boys were going to
Speaker 2: be there too.
Speaker 3: Is the reason why her dad knows about this if
Speaker 3: he's hearing.
Speaker 2: Is one reason why the moms went is to chaperone, yes,
Speaker 2: and make sure that the boys.
Speaker 1: Look. This reminds me of this is going back middle school.
Speaker 4: Now, okay, this is middle school. This is sixth grade.
Speaker 4: So there were four let me think, four girls and
Speaker 4: four boys, and there was there were two mins boy
Speaker 4: moms that went as well. Okay, and we also, I
Speaker 4: am not going to drop off my eleven year old
Speaker 4: at a movie theater. If you do, there is no judgment.
Speaker 4: I just know there were going to be other people there,
Speaker 4: Like I wasn't gonna do that with her.
Speaker 1: You know you know who this is.
Speaker 2: By the way, this is lynn Evertowski for me because
Speaker 2: the first movie I ever went to with a girl
Speaker 2: was Lynn ever Toowski.
Speaker 4: Well, let me tell you how the seating went.
Speaker 3: This was so funny.
Speaker 4: So the moms sat in the row, we sat in
Speaker 4: row F, the kids sat in row E, and it
Speaker 4: was the four boys a seat of coats and the
Speaker 4: four girls.
Speaker 2: Wait, they didn't even sit next to each other. No,
Speaker 2: do the boys and the girls like each other? Like
Speaker 2: do they have do you know if there's any kind
Speaker 2: of like?
Speaker 3: I think they're all friends. I know she would kill
Speaker 3: me if I said this. I know. The boy Lucy
Speaker 3: likes was not there. He was supposed to be there,
Speaker 3: but he was not there. He was on vacation.
Speaker 2: Still, damn it. Yeah, so this is is interesting. Was
Speaker 2: she happy that you were going to be probably.
Speaker 1: Because was there.
Speaker 3: I had to ask her, like, is it cool that
Speaker 3: I go? And I think she was on the She
Speaker 3: was like yeah.
Speaker 4: But then when I came out of my room, she
Speaker 4: was like, is that what you're wearing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wait, what were you wearing?
Speaker 3: A sweater and jeans?
Speaker 1: Oh? What did she want you to wear?
Speaker 3: No? I think she was just like.
Speaker 4: You know, she thought you were She's way too cool
Speaker 4: for me, really, but I'm going to a movie.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to dress up to be relaxed.
Speaker 3: So she's like, I didn't wear my pajama, Like literally
Speaker 3: my pajama.
Speaker 2: Do you remember going You remember when you were a
Speaker 2: kid going to like a teenager going to uh.
Speaker 3: So Star Star Star.
Speaker 2: So the craziest with what you're doing right now, with
Speaker 2: going there and doing it. We never had the parents
Speaker 2: stay in the movie with us. It was the parents
Speaker 2: would go see another movie that was running at the
Speaker 2: same time and just be in the movie because we
Speaker 2: were too embarrassed about the parents being there. So when
Speaker 2: I went and went to the movie with Lynn Evertowski,
Speaker 2: it was my sisters went to the movie that was
Speaker 2: next door, and I think Lynn Evertowski's dad.
Speaker 1: Went to the movie next door, so they were all
Speaker 1: in the well.
Speaker 4: I actually ran into Lydia imagine, and Lydia was going
Speaker 4: to see The Housemaid, which I really really want to see,
Speaker 4: And once I realized that Avatar was three and a
Speaker 4: half hours long, I was like, please.
Speaker 3: Take me with you. But it was fun.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, I eleven, I don't know. Maybe I'm
Speaker 4: being two year protective.
Speaker 1: Guys weren't sitting behind them in row.
Speaker 2: F you think that the boys and the girls would
Speaker 2: have gotten closer together.
Speaker 5: It's still that week, still that awkward phase.
Speaker 4: Of middle school which I remember in sixth grade there
Speaker 4: were dances and the girls were on one side of
Speaker 4: the gym and the boys were on the other side
Speaker 4: of the gym. It's still there when it starts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it better be wealth.
Speaker 2: Where is your first boy girl outing or girl girl
Speaker 2: outing whatever it is?
Speaker 1: Boy?
Speaker 5: Probably the movie theaters or the mall. Like we would
Speaker 5: go to the mall a lot and just want to
Speaker 5: walk around and go to the food court. And yes,
Speaker 5: I had an older sister, so she always got to
Speaker 5: take me. She was like five years older, which was
Speaker 5: way better than my mom. No disrespect mom.
Speaker 1: No, it's true though you want it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your sister's cooler, right, Yeah, unless there's Kevin as
Speaker 2: the boy and he's now hot for your sister.
Speaker 4: Speaking of like, let me tell you the pressure of
Speaker 4: trying to be cool for new mom friend and also
Speaker 4: try to be cool in front of my daughter's friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I am.
Speaker 4: Not necessarily the coolest person, so I think.
Speaker 2: That's funny though they I would think that they would
Speaker 2: think that you were really.
Speaker 1: Cool exactly, but I don't think I am Lydia. You
Speaker 1: didn't call Jim, did you the text or this textan?
Speaker 4: Of course I did?
Speaker 1: Or no? He said he doesn't feel comfortable.
Speaker 2: Two four eight says his first handy was in the theater.
Speaker 2: Was the first theater where the arm rests went up.
Speaker 2: Like some theaters, they used to be stationary. You weren't
Speaker 2: able to move them fair lane. You can move them
Speaker 2: up and down. All right, let's reminisce about the first
Speaker 2: boy girl outing that we had and asked that question.
Speaker 2: And then the other thing too, is because a lot
Speaker 2: of kids honestly never really out at that age to
Speaker 2: their parents. But the kids who got lucky were the
Speaker 2: kids that were gay and they could actually have the
Speaker 2: the boy boy sleepover, girl girls sleepover.
Speaker 1: You know, uh, let's you hate this as a mom?
Speaker 1: Don't you turned your topic?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't care. It makes me look less
Speaker 3: of a tryhard So.
Speaker 1: I thought you did great though. I thought that was
Speaker 1: that was good.
Speaker 2: You went to Avatar and stuff, and you probably bought
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff on your phone didn't you.
Speaker 4: I did not take my phone out the entire movie
Speaker 4: because you what, Wes had Smith, and so I was like,
Speaker 4: please God. And one of Smith's friends was at our house.
Speaker 4: I was like, please God, don't let them be, you know,
Speaker 4: crazy for him. But so i'd know, what the heck your.
Speaker 1: Phone out because you didn't want the other mom looking
Speaker 1: at you in a way. It's the movies I hate.
Speaker 1: There was a phone.
Speaker 4: There was a guy in front of the girls who
Speaker 4: was tiktoking the entire movie, and it was driving me nuts.
Speaker 3: That's all I could see was his phone.
Speaker 2: I thought, Lydia has falling asleep at the wheel, but
Speaker 2: she's not because she never does. She works her ass off.
Speaker 2: But these textures are great, but nobody's nobody's picking.
Speaker 3: Up everybody's at call.
Speaker 2: I want to hear the full stories. I'm going to
Speaker 2: read your text and I want you to please please
Speaker 2: call or answer your call. Try them all again. Two
Speaker 2: four eight says I won't go on the air, but
Speaker 2: my first experience was in the church Van Oh tell
Speaker 2: them we got a voice of Skuiser. I want to
Speaker 2: have them on the air with us because these are
Speaker 2: great ones. Uh three one three says my first kiss
Speaker 2: was at the Detroit Science Center on a fifth grade
Speaker 2: field trip.
Speaker 1: That's science, a little biology.
Speaker 2: Six one six says I'm a dad and I would
Speaker 2: never drop off my eleven year old at the theaters.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: I understand that, and actually Shannon gres the same way.
Speaker 2: Three one three says m JR. Save the Last Dance,
Speaker 2: that's my movie I learned. I have anxiety when my
Speaker 2: crush put his arm around me. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 2: line three. Hold on, we got style listener. Your name
Speaker 2: is Anna. Thank you Anna for picking up the call.
Speaker 2: We appreciate it.
Speaker 6: Good morning. Sorry, I was running my kid into school late.
Speaker 1: I get no, that's okay. So you went to MJR.
Speaker 6: Yes, that had does open and I think I was
Speaker 6: in fifth grade and we saw Save the Last Dance
Speaker 6: and my crush put his arm around me, and I
Speaker 6: had my first panic attack.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So at that, at that moment, you
Speaker 2: realize it. Okay, I say the name of mine. You
Speaker 2: got to say the name of yours. Who was your
Speaker 2: first crush?
Speaker 6: Oh? His name was Ben Stewart. Such a good guy.
Speaker 7: Stewart?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Benji, Where's I wonder where Ben is nowadays? Do
Speaker 2: we know if Ben's married?
Speaker 6: I know X. He came into my work not too
Speaker 6: long ago. He has a longtime girlfriend. I think they
Speaker 6: just had their first baby within the last couple of years.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. If you put his
Speaker 2: hand on your arm at your work, would you be
Speaker 2: okay with it?
Speaker 6: I mean, I give him a handshaker, a high five. Okay,
Speaker 6: I didn't have a panic attack anymore, that's good.
Speaker 2: In the movies, did you eventually settle in or did
Speaker 2: the panic attack last the entire face?
Speaker 6: Oh, the panic attack lasted the entire time, the entire
Speaker 6: time until I got in the car. My mom picked
Speaker 6: me up, and I liked him for a couple of
Speaker 6: months after that, and still continued to have panic attacks.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the call I appreciated. Some of these
Speaker 1: texts are wild, like that that boy south Park who
Speaker 1: threw up every time he seen me. These textures are wild.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I say these ones, but some
Speaker 2: of these are so good all right right, And this,
Speaker 2: by the way, would give me anxiety. Shannon, knowing that
Speaker 2: you have a daughter in middle school between between in
Speaker 2: middle school? Another one here, how do you say how
Speaker 2: do you say a term for the guy, the guys,
Speaker 2: the guy saying finger pop in Sunday School, in Sunday School,
Speaker 2: the lesson there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, see that school girl. Oh my god, Lacey,
Speaker 1: are you there, Lacy. I'm here, Hi, Lacey.
Speaker 2: We're talking about middle middle school crushes turning what reminisce
Speaker 2: with us a little bit here.
Speaker 6: I remember going to see the first Cheaper bout a
Speaker 6: Dozen at Imagine Canton, and that was my first hand
Speaker 6: experience both ways, if that makes sense. Lucy.
Speaker 4: Lucy has a chaperone for every movie until my mom
Speaker 4: asked me after the movie.
Speaker 5: She's like, oh, how was it.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, it was good. I had to
Speaker 6: watch the movie later because I was not taking attention.
Speaker 2: By the way, thank god, we're friends with Paul Glands
Speaker 2: over at the Imagine. We can have security make sure
Speaker 2: that people like that out of the theaters if our
Speaker 2: kids are there.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Love that.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second. Wait, the synagogue parking lot. Catherine,
Speaker 2: are you there, Catherine?
Speaker 1: Yes, Hi, I can't believe.
Speaker 7: You did this.
Speaker 1: That's craziness.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, you did it in the synagogue
Speaker 2: parking lot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a bunch of mold, so it's kind of
Speaker 6: a playground area, but they actually have it all roped
Speaker 6: down now.
Speaker 1: Probably are you a nice Jewish girl?
Speaker 6: No, I'm.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 2: It was just that you lived in an in a
Speaker 2: town that had a synagogue there, and you went to
Speaker 2: the synagogue parking lot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like right across the street from my house.
Speaker 6: Pretty much.
Speaker 1: How old are you were?
Speaker 2: You're going in there and you're doing bad things.
Speaker 5: I was eighteen, so she waited a while, So that's
Speaker 5: that's amazing.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm a girl, I'm telling you watch out.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second here, Uh oh, come on, James,
Speaker 2: are you there.
Speaker 1: James, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 1: What's going on? James? We're talking about your your first experience?
Speaker 1: Where was yours?
Speaker 7: To start theater? Watching the American Pie? That was my
Speaker 7: first experience of a reverse cowgirl?
Speaker 2: Which star this gotta be Fairlands.
Speaker 1: He starts south Field. Yeah wait, wait a second. Your
Speaker 1: first experience was reverse cowgirl?
Speaker 7: Yess like, you know, set on my lap, but you know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, talk about a player here. This is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Were sitting at the.
Speaker 7: At the top, were at the top.
Speaker 1: It was American Pie too. That's a great movie for that. Huh.
Speaker 2: Stiffler's mom and James all in the same movie, Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, Cheyenne, Hi friend, how's it going.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic, Cheyenne. We're talking about the first experience? Where
Speaker 2: was yours?
Speaker 6: Well? I gave a handy on the airplane on our
Speaker 6: way to Mexico for a missions trip.
Speaker 1: Joe, he's on your own, misic, there was?
Speaker 2: And where's the church leaders? Like, where's the where's everybody
Speaker 2: that's on the missions trip? Are they all sitting in
Speaker 2: the same row as you?
Speaker 1: Or where are that?
Speaker 6: Oh? No, they're like a head and there's you got
Speaker 6: a sweatshirt over the lap, you know you sort of
Speaker 6: like try to be discreet with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, church girls are always the ones that
Speaker 2: are the you know there. You can't sit there and
Speaker 2: think that this is all about the Lord. They're doing
Speaker 2: some other stuff there, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, got Jesus in us something else?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, craziness. What's okay? How you doing?
Speaker 6: Hello? Good morning?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 7: How are you good?
Speaker 6: So what am I seeing him? First experience?
Speaker 7: All that stuff?
Speaker 1: Wait, say the last time you what you saw somebody?
Speaker 1: Who'd you see?
Speaker 6: I said, last time I've seen my middle school crush,
Speaker 6: and my first experience is all wrapped into one. He
Speaker 6: was tied to a bit.
Speaker 1: In middle school. How old were you when you saw
Speaker 1: your middle school crush?
Speaker 6: I was fifteen, So your first time.
Speaker 1: You're fifteen years old, see him into adulthood. Adulthood also, okay.
Speaker 2: So you fooled around in middle school at fifteen, yes,
Speaker 2: then you guys, and then as an adult you saw
Speaker 2: him tied.
Speaker 6: To him and as we've seen him again.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then you tied him to the bed and
Speaker 1: then left him.
Speaker 3: Yes, why wait?
Speaker 1: And left him? He wanted one of those you know,
Speaker 1: extra person you know, yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: He wanted to bring an extra person into the relationship,
Speaker 2: and you were upset, so you just tied him up
Speaker 2: and left him there.
Speaker 6: He never had a three way. He wanted three ways.
Speaker 6: Me and her said okay, but.
Speaker 1: Then tied him up and left him. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what was his name? What was his name? I want
Speaker 1: to know?
Speaker 6: Jason?
Speaker 1: Jason, j Hello, Jason? Is he still tied to the bat?
Speaker 2: These are craziness? Wow, Oh my god, Dabo is a
Speaker 2: dirty boy. Dao, Dabo. You your first experience was in
Speaker 2: her mom's car.
Speaker 7: While driving while he was driving.
Speaker 2: I got a dump it. Wait a second, so don't swear.
Speaker 2: But you're in you're in her mom's car. Her mom's driving,
Speaker 2: and what happens.
Speaker 7: Yes, she's driving. We're in the bag seat, and I'm
Speaker 7: my fingers are I.
Speaker 1: Know, you don't have to get too draphic. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear so you so you so you did
Speaker 1: some hand things, right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, threw up a little couple of signs here and there,
Speaker 7: and her mar her mom is looking in the rear view.
Speaker 7: We're just looking out the window, just you.
Speaker 1: Know, we pretending like you're looking at the trees.
Speaker 7: Raising exactly, watching the traffic, gout, go.
Speaker 2: Buy and and so this mom is trusting you guys
Speaker 2: enough to let you sit in the back seat. See
Speaker 2: that's a big thing. If you're a parent, you make
Speaker 2: one in the front, one in the back. You don't
Speaker 2: let them sit in the same row. Right, What what
Speaker 2: kind of the car was? What kind of car was it?
Speaker 7: And I cannot remember was That's a good question.
Speaker 2: Either this girl had the most amazing poker face in
Speaker 2: the world or her mom is just the dumbest person.
Speaker 2: How do you not know that's happened in the backseat?
Speaker 2: You're I think you're thinking that she's just smiling and happy.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, You're just happy. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: So if if your debos.
Speaker 2: Uh, shout her out day Boat Daughters first, Hey man.
Speaker 7: Shout out to dais Man my high schools.
Speaker 1: We hurt, we love you, the piece of