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Speaker 3: It is the seventeenth day of December twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the part of Morning show.
Speaker 1: Here we go. It's Wednesday up day.
Speaker 3: We got Mark Parrish, we've got a Parker Fox in
Speaker 3: a bit, and we've got Audre Martin gonna stop by
Speaker 3: an eight o'clock hour. Lots to talk about, so let's
Speaker 3: get it started. Barchup Morning Show on a Wednesday. That
Speaker 3: means it's comedy time, and that means we've got jeff E. Lison.
Speaker 3: Jeff Lison Partchup Morning Show on Wednesday. Come on in now.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 4: Let's just get the awkwardness out of the way. We
Speaker 4: we could have done this at one year, just to
Speaker 4: be honest, for eighty seven people in a four hundred
Speaker 4: seed Theater. I've competed with a lot of things over
Speaker 4: the years, never ever a Santa Claus parade.
Speaker 1: Right out the front door.
Speaker 5: And what a parade.
Speaker 6: I mean, you guys go all out. Just anybody with
Speaker 6: a truck just got a new Dodge ramp.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 5: You're forced from the start.
Speaker 1: There's so many people out there. Man, we're driving around.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 7: Wow, all these people for comedy and we got a
Speaker 7: police escort until the night.
Speaker 1: Pierce the dot you tell them, wait, don't side is
Speaker 1: weeding feet us on your side? You hear the distance
Speaker 1: under this sid in you stray all right? Halfway through
Speaker 1: the league, halfway through the month. This is the Power
Speaker 1: to the Morning Show. It's December seventeenth. That's Chris, that's Paul,
Speaker 1: I'm Corey. I know Zacho today, but I believe Nick Madden.
Speaker 1: I think is back there right? Where's Nick? Is he
Speaker 1: back there? There's Nicko? There is next running the old
Speaker 1: Camfane dot com slash watch. I think Kara is doing
Speaker 1: it tomorrow. Sweet, that's sweet? Right, yeah, man, you can
Speaker 1: watch his campee dot com slash watch the entire three
Speaker 1: and a half hours it's not uh, you know, like
Speaker 1: we look like this. Yeah, we look like this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is how we look.
Speaker 5: I think I look fine.
Speaker 1: You look fine, Chris looks fine. I look fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: none of us look great. None of us look terrible.
Speaker 1: They just look fine.
Speaker 3: Is that why they didn't put us on Netflix? Do you?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Just fine? Again?
Speaker 1: Who made that that? That list?
Speaker 8: Was it?
Speaker 1: Like breakfast club and only the breakfast club? Who's gonna
Speaker 1: go to Netflix?
Speaker 3: Think in there morning show in the building to most
Speaker 3: listen to one? I probably did. I I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I saw that the guy who's on all.
Speaker 5: The TV shows, did Bobby Bones?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy? I think you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so Bobby Bones Bright for this club? Elvis Duran
Speaker 5: Yeah still.
Speaker 3: Really I think so? Yeah, I think so. He's New
Speaker 3: York is pretty good.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm.
Speaker 5: Not us though, No, No, we're just fine. Yeah, we're
Speaker 5: just fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever, it didn't matter.
Speaker 5: I guess didn't matter, right, No, No, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: We got Cafe dot com, slash Watch. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 5: need Netflix.
Speaker 8: Here.
Speaker 5: I am Yeah, you look great?
Speaker 1: Yeh. Mark Parrish will be here in a second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Parker Fox and Taylor HEISEI a little bit later.
Speaker 3: Taylor's coming in today too, right, that's right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know the Frost plan. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Friday.
Speaker 5: When is she coming in with Parker at seven?
Speaker 3: Okay? And I told Audrey to come in today too.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of hockey news to talk about today. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there is so kinds of great stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it'll be great.
Speaker 1: Teams kicking ass, yeah, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy's pretty good and stuff.
Speaker 5: They've want to they've he's played, they've outscored people eleven
Speaker 5: to two. Sure, yeah that's pretty good. Good for him. Yep,
Speaker 5: he's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is really really good.
Speaker 5: I watched a little bit of it last night. It
Speaker 5: was it was fun. That's a fun sport to watch,
Speaker 5: especially when it's a good sport. And Julius Randall was
Speaker 5: there and he plays four.
Speaker 3: Who you asking you well? I mean, obviously I know
Speaker 3: as Corey.
Speaker 5: Oh who does Julius play for?
Speaker 1: Obviously? I know? Ask Chris ask nick Nick?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't know. Bestballing hockey does.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: That's nice of him, man, that's really cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how do wisdom teeth go? It went really well?
Speaker 5: Shout out to Uh, doctor Kirby and wise decisions. They
Speaker 5: did an unbelievable job. I think it took like a
Speaker 5: half hour. Yeah, it's a quick process process. And then
Speaker 5: they her into the recovery room and she did a
Speaker 5: great job and she felt great. She even said that
Speaker 5: like the bleeding had mostly stopped, and yeah, she did
Speaker 5: an unbelievable job. She was great yesterday. She didn't miss
Speaker 5: a beat. Everything she normally does she still did and
Speaker 5: it was it was good to see because she was
Speaker 5: a little bit nervous that it was. Uh, she's worried
Speaker 5: that sometimes, like if you go under anesthesia that you
Speaker 5: might pass away.
Speaker 1: We have no interest in what's going on with you?
Speaker 5: Oh well, you kind of asked. But yeah, she's great,
Speaker 5: she's doing wonderful. I'm I mean, she was sleeping when
Speaker 5: I left this morning. But yeah, she's doing amazing.
Speaker 1: I don't want your life.
Speaker 5: It's probably true, but yeah, I can't believe she got
Speaker 5: all three. She got three of them taken out, and.
Speaker 1: Because she only has three, or did she leave one.
Speaker 5: She got one taken out like when she was like
Speaker 5: seventeen or eighteen, And yeah, immediately said she went to
Speaker 5: like smoking cigarettes and drinking Captain Morgan. So she's not
Speaker 5: doing that this time, so she will have a healthy
Speaker 5: mouth and a.
Speaker 1: I don't don't word it like that.
Speaker 5: I mean in a nice way. It's a good thing.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you made it weird now you asked, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you said it weird. But yeah, she's doing wonderful.
Speaker 5: It just seems like such a waste of wisdom. Teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't like how dumb are we that we
Speaker 3: evolved past him? I mean more teeth better, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we don't need him. Why don't you point anywhere?
Speaker 3: Just dumb?
Speaker 5: Yeah, up being a problem and who.
Speaker 3: I mean something a letter? DNA? No, son of a bitch?
Speaker 1: If you out hugs, Yeah, yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: no big deal.
Speaker 3: I did it with a toothpick. Oh you're tough, bottle
Speaker 3: of Jack Daniels.
Speaker 1: I also did it with a figure skate by the way,
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah in a cave?
Speaker 5: Is that when you were banging that volleyball?
Speaker 1: Banged the volleyball?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't prove that.
Speaker 1: You can't prove he didn't or did. Wait, can't prove
Speaker 1: that I did? Yeah, I can't of them. I can't
Speaker 1: prove it either way. It doesn't give them equal chances
Speaker 1: of being correct. Then it might be there's no. There
Speaker 1: isn't a yes or no that you didn't have relations
Speaker 1: with a volleyball. I'm saying no. Like that friend I
Speaker 1: have who banged a grapefruit is the same one that
Speaker 1: claims that he banged a ghost.
Speaker 5: No, that's the beezer is he was?
Speaker 3: He part of the Magdalenian period.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what that means, but no, he
Speaker 1: was it.
Speaker 3: It's the oldest known impacted wisdom tooth belong to a
Speaker 3: European woman. Of course.
Speaker 5: Oh god, she started to pull your hands up. The
Speaker 5: European woman with the impacted tooth would hawk.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean sure, I gotta take her mind off
Speaker 3: the pain.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She lived between thirteen thousand and eleven thousand BCE.
Speaker 1: It's the first known wisdom tooth. That's right, no kidding, wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Nonetheless, molar impaction was relatively rare prior to the
Speaker 3: modern era. With the Industrial Revolution, the affliction became ten
Speaker 3: times more common owing to the new prevalence of soft
Speaker 3: processed foods. This since eating harder to chew foods such
Speaker 3: as fresh fruits and vegetables, while the body's still growing
Speaker 3: stimulates the jaw oones to grow larger, and it's needed
Speaker 3: to avoid small jaws, which is the cause for wisdom teeth.
Speaker 3: So we stopped eating hard foods, so we stopped needing
Speaker 3: some many tooth. Maybe maybe we start eating all those
Speaker 3: hard fruits again. Stuff man, son of a bitch. Hmm
Speaker 3: like Sauce. Member, when you kept getting in trouble for
Speaker 3: chewing on gravel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when I was called rock Bier. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't do that anymore. I gave that up.
Speaker 3: I know, think about how much joy you'd have with
Speaker 3: your wisdom teeth. You'd be so much smarter. Why the
Speaker 3: hell they call them wisdom teeth because we were dumber
Speaker 3: back then, right, Yeah, what's going on this world?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They are not well named. You being named Rockbiter is approo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems right on the money. And if you've seen
Speaker 1: the movie Never Any Story, Sauce looks a lot like
Speaker 1: rock Bier.
Speaker 5: I was called him a lot.
Speaker 3: God, the inside of people's mouths are disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you just say about your wife? A
Speaker 1: healthy mouth?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or a good mouth?
Speaker 5: Health mouth?
Speaker 1: I didn't say a good I forget how you ordered it,
Speaker 1: but it made us all uncomfortable that the deliverance is
Speaker 1: a healthy mouse, which is important. It is how your
Speaker 1: mouth looks like a rectum. Yeah, my mouth looks like
Speaker 1: a bung teaser, not a Bung.
Speaker 3: Teaser, sir, the bung the bunk itself. Please don't confuse
Speaker 3: yourself with your lack of wisdom.
Speaker 5: I'm not right. I obviously I don't know if I
Speaker 5: have mine.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna buy you some. Maybe they should
Speaker 3: let you carry around her wisdom? Do you send your pocket?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna guess you don't. She got a pine
Speaker 5: of ice cream when she left son hand, a pine
Speaker 5: of ice cream.
Speaker 3: Guess what I can go buy and go buy myself
Speaker 3: pint of ice cream.
Speaker 5: Bitch, instead of getting your teeth taken out.
Speaker 1: I'll do both.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm rich like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what doctors do is they say, you know,
Speaker 1: here's a six thousand dollars procedure, but here's a seven
Speaker 1: dollars pint of ice cream to make you feel better
Speaker 1: about yours. It's a win win for that, a win win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they probably get the ice cream for free. I like
Speaker 1: the word mandible, mandible like bendable man that's right, you
Speaker 1: got it, that's right. Like a bendable man generally.
Speaker 3: Wisdom teeth irrupt between the ages of seventeen and twenty one. Man,
Speaker 3: you know what if you know, have Louis start chewing
Speaker 3: on gravel and he'll never have to worry to have
Speaker 3: a big, old, strong, long.
Speaker 9: Jaw full of teeth bite some rocks. Yeah, man, I
Speaker 9: think he has five teeth right now, quire bragging. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 9: that's not nearly enough.
Speaker 1: What morn he passes daddy?
Speaker 5: I think Donaldson's son. I think has like fourteen twenty two. No,
Speaker 5: he's like three months older than Louis. Yeah, is he right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Louise behind I think in the teeth department.
Speaker 5: But he's got his. The two front bottom ones are
Speaker 5: in and the two top ones are protruding their way through. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think he's gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's gonna be fine again.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I just don't want him to go through life
Speaker 5: with the teeth I had.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, those are in the trash.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean his mother knows hygiene, His mother knows
Speaker 1: what a good mouth looks like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that really does sound discussed.
Speaker 1: I mean I know what you meant.
Speaker 3: It still sounds disgusted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's gonna have a hilt in mouth.
Speaker 5: Say it like the guy.
Speaker 1: That was exactly how you said it. No, you didn't
Speaker 1: hear yourself, did you.
Speaker 5: That's not no, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I thought you were on a loop. I thought you
Speaker 3: were repeating yourself.
Speaker 5: When we wrapped the surgery up.
Speaker 1: She needs to get home with a health and mouth
Speaker 1: as quickly as possible. I didn't say that the lamplied.
Speaker 3: He really did. Yeah, did you know the trash can
Speaker 3: wouldn't even open up to take your wisdom? Teeth from
Speaker 3: the dark? Shred throway?
Speaker 1: What do?
Speaker 3: He kept closing his mouth. I don't want those in
Speaker 3: here throw in turds.
Speaker 1: Throw in it.
Speaker 5: Would rather have turd logs in it than my teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you heard me. I thought it made that clear.
Speaker 1: When Zach asked Nick Madnick come in and do the video,
Speaker 1: he was like, great, and now thirteen minutes and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's three and a half hours of this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh boy, well.
Speaker 3: There's only three hours and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Now, that's the right way to look That is the
Speaker 1: right way to look at it. In three hours and
Speaker 1: seventeen minutes, this thing's over, So Mick's already put up
Speaker 1: with the first thirteen minutes.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say it can't get worse, but it
Speaker 5: always can get worse.
Speaker 1: Of course it can. Yeah, I think it is going
Speaker 1: to get better. Yeah, Parker Fox has a lot of energy.
Speaker 1: We haven't seen Taylor in a while. Frost seasons up
Speaker 1: and running. Parish will be here any second. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about Quinn, Hughes, Quinn, use me Odre later, Demon, Dusty Mond, dust.
Speaker 5: Bendable Man, the Mandible. He'll be here later.
Speaker 9: Why can't Dusty come in because oh you know, yeah,
Speaker 9: the charges.
Speaker 1: No, what else did you say you were gonna do yesterday?
Speaker 1: I thought there was something else you were going to do. Hole,
Speaker 1: I mean I think you said that off the air. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't say off the air. I'm gonna tickle my
Speaker 1: bung Hole. I think I think you just said you
Speaker 1: were going to watch the Wild Game while your wife
Speaker 1: was recovering from Yeah wisdom te.
Speaker 5: You said you had the babysit, Yeah, and I did.
Speaker 1: And then you actually watched a little bit of the
Speaker 1: Wild Game.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Louis went to bed about seven fifteen. Yeah, he's
Speaker 5: still sleeping. Appreciate the update. At least let me check here.
Speaker 5: Take your time. Yeah, I'm sleeping for ten hours and
Speaker 5: ten minutes. It's pretty good, man, that's real good.
Speaker 3: I haven't slept like that.
Speaker 5: And he's he's eleven months old and he's sleeping like
Speaker 5: a baby, overachieving. He'll be uh in thirteen days, I
Speaker 5: will have a one year old.
Speaker 3: How about that, buddy?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Man, good for you, man, Yeah, good for you. Deuteronomy.
Speaker 5: It's amazing how quickly it goes Yep, it's like my
Speaker 5: son just turned fifty six last month. What's his name?
Speaker 5: Beatrix Potter? Wow, like the lady on Golden Girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was all.
Speaker 3: Not a lady's name.
Speaker 5: Pull your hands up, a Stelle geddy wood hawk.
Speaker 9: I YEA have a pack of smokes and some bang,
Speaker 9: all of them.
Speaker 3: What about the time?
Speaker 1: What about the mean one?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Grid? No? The mean uh? Golden girl? B Arthur?
Speaker 5: Yeah, b Arthur. She shees me. And yeah, who's who's
Speaker 5: your favorite one?
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite Golden Girl?
Speaker 3: Ernie Johnson?
Speaker 1: Oh, happy birthday, Ernie Johnson. H Nick, I'm so sorry, man,
Speaker 1: you're wasting your morning. You got up early for this.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Nick.
Speaker 2: More of the power to your morning to you after
Speaker 2: this on the fan.
Speaker 3: That's a pretty funky and groovy right there. Check this out.
Speaker 3: It's gonna bother sauce.
Speaker 1: Sauce.
Speaker 3: Are you there?
Speaker 1: Yes, sir? Have you seen the trailer for Spielberg's in
Speaker 1: new movie yet? No?
Speaker 3: So what's your name, Amma Stone? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? Corey? No, I've just read the
Speaker 1: highlight or the headlines about it, but I haven't seen that.
Speaker 5: I think it's in a.
Speaker 3: Stone or is that something right? Anyway, she's somebody's a
Speaker 3: weather reporter. And then this starts happening.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Kansas City. Let's take a look at today.
Speaker 1: Let's today is.
Speaker 3: Today's and then she starts playing the Jerry Seinfeld team
Speaker 3: in her mouth.
Speaker 1: What are you going to do? Full disclosure to the
Speaker 1: whole world? Emily Blunt.
Speaker 3: By the way, I can't hear closure day. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: can't not hear the Jerry Seinfeld team. Don't Bunky's Spielberg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't seen the trailer, so that was the
Speaker 1: first time I had heard it. That sounded like terrible acting.
Speaker 1: I'd have to see it. Didn't that sound bad? Though?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't have the I don't have chops.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounded like the kid from Billy
Speaker 1: Madison Today, Junior, I don't know. It's Fieldberg, though one is.
Speaker 1: I mean, he almost never misses comes out.
Speaker 3: He seems like a pretty good actress.
Speaker 1: She is, and she's pretty good.
Speaker 3: She was in that movie where they couldn't.
Speaker 1: Talk quiet play sure, Yeah, with her husband John Krasinski.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if they talk, they got to eat.
Speaker 5: I never saw it heard it was great for the
Speaker 5: second one was fine too, right.
Speaker 3: You see a lot of movies that the surprised me
Speaker 3: in a lot of You don't see a lot of
Speaker 3: movies that surprised me more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't watch a lot of movies anymore. It's
Speaker 1: mostly TV. And despite abbit thinking that I watched TV
Speaker 1: fifteen hours a day, I don't watch a lot of TV.
Speaker 1: Not actively, at least you do it in actively. It's
Speaker 1: always on, right, Like I'm always something's on because I
Speaker 1: can't be in a silent room. It makes me uncomfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: really got to have something on. You're sitting here with
Speaker 1: me in silence, that's.
Speaker 3: Talk to each other. So we're to say I sit
Speaker 3: and watch it sometimes like your monkey's in a zoo
Speaker 3: throwing poopy at each You guys don't talk well.
Speaker 1: He asks me questions that I answer, and then the
Speaker 1: conversation ends in six seconds.
Speaker 3: It's weird, though, because you and Zach talked like you
Speaker 3: grew up together and love each other, and yeah, you
Speaker 3: and Sauce don't have anything to say to each other.
Speaker 3: What do you like about Zach that you don't like
Speaker 3: about Sauce? Beyonced well.
Speaker 1: Zach asks interesting questions, like Sauce, is this last break?
Speaker 1: What four minutes ago? Huh? Just goes, do raccoons actually
Speaker 1: not come out during the day? And I go, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I did ask that, and that was it
Speaker 1: and all we said was I don't know and then
Speaker 1: went back. That was the entire break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I'm in a couple's therapy. Hold
Speaker 3: on a second, No, Sauce, yes, sir, if I may,
Speaker 3: why did you ask about raccoons?
Speaker 5: I just was trying to find anything to talk to
Speaker 5: him about.
Speaker 3: That's enough, okay, And Corey, what would you have rather him?
Speaker 3: Asked you?
Speaker 1: I don't know something interesting, you know, something that we
Speaker 1: could have actually discussed, debated, analyzed.
Speaker 3: Do you understand that she has no idea, what you
Speaker 3: find interest.
Speaker 1: That's that's part of the problem. And also, I think
Speaker 1: he assumes that I'm Steve Irwin or something and I'm
Speaker 1: an animal expert. I'm not. I'm not Jack Hannah or
Speaker 1: other various animal experts that I can't name. Right, I
Speaker 1: understand that he was just trying to break the silence.
Speaker 3: Of conversation that might turn that front ears.
Speaker 1: Right now, enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode as a
Speaker 1: song you and I both love We love it. Why
Speaker 1: didn't you ask about Depeche Mode?
Speaker 5: I didn't think at five fifty five at that time
Speaker 5: was an appropriate time.
Speaker 1: But you thought about sauce raccoons and their habits sauce.
Speaker 3: Why don't you know better what he wants from you
Speaker 3: and do it all the time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, man, don't you be better at breaks?
Speaker 3: Don't you know how to please him?
Speaker 5: I mean, I've tried for years. I feel like I'm
Speaker 5: in a one sided relationship.
Speaker 3: Please don't don't ask questions.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know how important momentum is during commercial
Speaker 1: breaks on a radio show. We got to keep the
Speaker 1: vibe going, we got to keep it moving. Sometimes commercial
Speaker 1: breaks it's it's a laugh fest. In here. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: that was four I mean five, I mean eight minutes
Speaker 1: of silence. Yeah. Outside of your raccoon.
Speaker 3: Question, I watched you two together and I think they're
Speaker 3: like strangers on a train, Yeah, going the opposite direction.
Speaker 3: And you can see the look on Corey's face. He's
Speaker 3: the the businesswoman on her way to work who hopes
Speaker 3: the homeless guy didn't talk to her. Yeah, he might
Speaker 3: not be homeless, but he might be.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's why.
Speaker 1: See why don't you ask me? Like a train leaves
Speaker 1: Philadelphia headed for New York at one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: miles an hour.
Speaker 3: Corey, Corey, when are you gonna stop wanting him to
Speaker 3: be who he's never going to be?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: And that's somebody who knows numbers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Can't you just accept him? Just accept the toothless man
Speaker 3: that he is?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why do you think raccoon can spend most of their
Speaker 1: time active in the evening?
Speaker 5: Aren't they nocturnal?
Speaker 1: But like, why do you think that is? I think
Speaker 1: it's one of your favorite subjects. What's that called? Where?
Speaker 5: Like it's over time evolution? Evolution? Yeah, isn't that it?
Speaker 5: Didn't We read a story the other day that they're
Speaker 5: like becoming domesticated.
Speaker 3: You're doing it again, sauce.
Speaker 5: What am I doing?
Speaker 3: You're asking him about things he doesn't care about.
Speaker 5: But he cares about stuff like that. He cares about
Speaker 5: what you care.
Speaker 3: If Zach asked him about it.
Speaker 5: Oh god, he'd be he'd have his pants off and
Speaker 5: spread eagle if Zach was asking him about it.
Speaker 1: Wait, is this my dreamer, Zach's dream?
Speaker 5: You'd be trying to.
Speaker 1: Find my bottom of.
Speaker 3: The bottom of it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why didn't you ask me about me watching the
Speaker 1: first three episodes.
Speaker 5: Of Heated Rivalry? Yeah, well you look dehydrated.
Speaker 1: Because I did? You did? Didn't? Oh?
Speaker 5: Speaking of that, So yesterday, my wife has a friend
Speaker 5: who lives in La.
Speaker 3: She did yesterday, not today.
Speaker 5: No, she does, And she texted her and said, hey,
Speaker 5: have you ever been looking at She's like, I found
Speaker 5: the perfect show. Have you ever looked for a show
Speaker 5: that has gratuitous gay sex and it's about hockey? Watch
Speaker 5: Heated Rivalry. That was the text she sent my wife.
Speaker 5: She said, it's that. Lady said, it's great.
Speaker 1: Great story, that's gratuitous.
Speaker 5: I guess it's a lot.
Speaker 1: Even Zach said, it's a lot, very little hockey, it's all,
Speaker 1: and Zach loves hockey even he said it took what
Speaker 1: three or four episodes before they started to, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: prop up the hockey part of the of the story
Speaker 1: and get away from this the gratuitous sex. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's basically NonStop. Yeah, you know, it's too much when
Speaker 1: even Zach's like, take it down a note and start
Speaker 1: playing some hockey, relax please, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be weird if you're like at the wild
Speaker 3: Game and they all just started doing each other in
Speaker 3: the sunner eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I'm just glad Quinn Hughes doesn't play
Speaker 1: with his brothers.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, groto man grow it's.
Speaker 1: The Hues, not the Olsens doing it again?
Speaker 5: What am I doing?
Speaker 3: You're bothering him?
Speaker 5: I'm always bothering him.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: I think I bother everybody here.
Speaker 1: In a couple of minutes, right, we're gonna go to
Speaker 1: break before we do Front paid Sports. Yeah, what are
Speaker 1: we going to talk about?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: Are you? I mean.
Speaker 5: A lot of chriss?
Speaker 1: I mean, how much coffee do you have left? You
Speaker 1: have to go make another coffee? You good?
Speaker 5: No, Parry's bringing me a DC You must.
Speaker 1: Have got so you don't have to leave, you have
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. So it's going to be
Speaker 1: you and me. Yeah, m is parish running late. I
Speaker 1: think he got so it's going to be you and me.
Speaker 1: It's almost Do you know what you're gonna ask me about?
Speaker 1: Or is it going to be more raccoon questions or right?
Speaker 1: I won't ask you anything to you. I'm just curious
Speaker 1: if you already see let's talk about depeche Mode.
Speaker 3: Would be Would it be cool if he just he
Speaker 3: just stared at you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I probably wouldn't notice. I'm just reading about Disclosure
Speaker 1: day now, I would What if I ask about June
Speaker 1: twelveth you have twelve if twenty four hours left to live?
Speaker 1: What do you do each hour?
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie to you. I'd taken that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. How much of it would be on
Speaker 5: browsers dot com hawk a good half time?
Speaker 3: If I went on browsers, I'd have to take two naps.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So in your so twenty four the show twenty
Speaker 1: four twenty four hours?
Speaker 5: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What if in those twenty four episodes three of the episodes,
Speaker 1: Jack bowers like, we only got twenty four hours left?
Speaker 1: To live. This hour is Browser's time. It was an
Speaker 1: entire episode of been just watching browsers. Yeah, and if
Speaker 1: anybody like knocked in the door, like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: We have to save the world. There's only twenty four
Speaker 1: hours left. I'm watching this. Yeah, leave me alone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm gonna need three episodes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it does.
Speaker 5: Oh it's Dusty.
Speaker 1: Tell the guy from the state Farmer, farmers or whatever,
Speaker 1: just save the world on his own.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In here, that was that guy's name, Doug No, the
Speaker 1: guy that was the president in twenty five.
Speaker 5: Oh, that did the insurance. He's it's Serrano.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5: Isn't he dead?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. He's not dead.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, yeah, I think he is dead dead.
Speaker 1: Not is he really?
Speaker 5: I think so?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: God, that Major League is so good. Dennis Haysbert is
Speaker 1: not dead. He's seventy one. Did you think he was dead?
Speaker 5: I just assumed he was dead.
Speaker 1: No, you just assumed he was dead. Yeah. See, why
Speaker 1: didn't you come over here and talk to him during
Speaker 1: commercial breaks? He's just asking me about raccoon. Anybody's in
Speaker 1: this room? Oh Parish, Thank god, that's Bob Yuker.
Speaker 5: Bob Yuker's dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean similar, Dennis Haysburg, Bob Youuger, same guy you.
Speaker 3: Just got, you just got Yuker and the black guy
Speaker 3: from the insurance commercials.
Speaker 1: Confused, completely confused. Oh but somebody from that movie died
Speaker 1: last year and it was Uker. I think Uker died
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five. Yeah, yeah, are you following? That
Speaker 1: doesn't mean everybody in the movie's dead. No, but.
Speaker 5: Thanks Perry Man. That movie's so good.
Speaker 3: Could you do me a favor? Don't talk to Corey
Speaker 3: during the break?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he died.
Speaker 3: You talk any when we're on the radio either.
Speaker 5: Why do you guys despise me?
Speaker 3: That's a strong word.
Speaker 1: All right, Parish is here. We can go to break.
Speaker 1: Then the three of us can discuss something that parent.
Speaker 1: Talk to me, ask a pair of some animal questions
Speaker 1: front paid sports in a second, Why would you want
Speaker 1: to show the fan.
Speaker 3: I ever shot?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. Bummer man. It was amazing yesterday.
Speaker 1: That's my kind of December day.
Speaker 5: That was great.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 3: It's like it's gonna maybe be twenty six now.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, that's fine, that's not too bad.
Speaker 1: It's all about the wind. At this time of year,
Speaker 1: its weird. Well smor six right now?
Speaker 3: Yes, twenty six right now?
Speaker 1: All right, that's good news. It's twenty six right now.
Speaker 1: And Dennis Haysbert's sold with us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: And Mark Parrish is now with us as well, so
Speaker 1: we could do Front Page Ports and talk some hockey.
Speaker 1: I want to talk. We can talk some hockey.
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Speaker 3: Did you guys talk about that during the break.
Speaker 1: No, No, we didn't really talk about anything.
Speaker 5: No, we didn't touch say.
Speaker 1: We actually just sat in silence.
Speaker 5: We mostly did. Yeah, Parrish had some good news. We said, hey,
Speaker 5: that's awesome.
Speaker 1: And then we moved down and then moved right on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Wild are moving on. All they do is win.
Speaker 1: They've won five straight games after a five nothing victory
Speaker 1: over the Capitals. It was not Waalstead or Baalstead with
Speaker 1: the shotout. It was gust this time. Got a couple
Speaker 1: of good goalies. Yes, with twenty five staves in a shutout.
Speaker 1: Two goals from Tarasenko his fourth and his fifth on
Speaker 1: the year. That is his forty fourth career multi goal game.
Speaker 1: Corill with goal number twenty one. You're off goal number
Speaker 1: four bold. He had a short handed goal five nothing,
Speaker 1: they win. Quinn Hughes had an assist, his twenty second
Speaker 1: of the year. Two and zero since the Hughes trade,
Speaker 1: Mark Parrish eleven to two combined in those two games.
Speaker 1: Your thoughts, since we haven't had a chance to talk
Speaker 1: to you, Your thoughts on Booyam rossi Ogrin in a
Speaker 1: first round pick next year going out the door and
Speaker 1: Quinn Hughes coming here?
Speaker 10: There is I'll tell you what, as a player, when
Speaker 10: you've got an organization like the Minnesota Wild and you've
Speaker 10: got all this young talent and a lot of things
Speaker 10: going the right direction for him, uh and then you
Speaker 10: go ahead and you make an earth shattering trade and
Speaker 10: bring in a guy like Quinn Hughes, Oh my lord,
Speaker 10: there's nothing. There's no better news in the locker room.
Speaker 10: Then you get that as much as hey, we're losing
Speaker 10: some good young talent, we are getting a Norris Trophy
Speaker 10: caliber defenseman right in our lineup right now, plug and play.
Speaker 10: Uh And now we got that, I mean we can
Speaker 10: argue against Colorado now with our one with our number
Speaker 10: one forward and our number one defenseman.
Speaker 1: Well, who's got a better combo?
Speaker 10: I mean we we legit just took an enormous step
Speaker 10: forward in winning today. And that's that's an enormous step
Speaker 10: from from an organizational standpoint. And and when you're a player,
Speaker 10: when you get into these organizations, when the ownership starts
Speaker 10: making moves like this, the belief that it shows in you,
Speaker 10: Oh man, it's an exciting time to be on around
Speaker 10: that locker room. I could feel it all the way
Speaker 10: in New York. These kind of trades, they just rattle
Speaker 10: right through the whole league. I Mean, when when I
Speaker 10: was out there for the Islander Alumni weekend, that's all
Speaker 10: we talked about was the Quinn Hughes trade and congratulating
Speaker 10: Billy Garran on the move that he made in getting
Speaker 10: a caliber caliber of a player win. Guys like that
Speaker 10: just don't come on the market often period, especially when
Speaker 10: you're talking about a top three defenseman in the game
Speaker 10: right now and for your organization, for the Minnesota while
Speaker 10: for Craig, it's ability to go out and get a
Speaker 10: player like that and bring him in right now is
Speaker 10: it's there's no better feelings the player. You've officially moved
Speaker 10: from the mindset of yeah, we've got a good thing
Speaker 10: going here, We're going to win down the future, down
Speaker 10: the stretch.
Speaker 1: Here, it's only gonna be a couple years to we
Speaker 1: got a chance to win it right now. Boys. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of that now, yesterday we walked through all the
Speaker 1: teams that are favored ahead of the Wild to win
Speaker 1: the Cup according to DraftKings. Tell me if these teams
Speaker 1: have run into the Wild in the last couple of
Speaker 1: weeks and how it went all right? The favorite Colorado Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we beat them, Yeah we did. Carolina is second, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tampa Bay third, yeah, Vegas fourth, Dallas fifth, they were
Speaker 1: here a week ago that went away of the Wild, Panthers, Oilers,
Speaker 1: and then the team we played last night, the Capitals
Speaker 1: five nothing. Yeah. So out of the eight teams in
Speaker 1: front of the Wild in terms of odds of winning
Speaker 1: the championship. We've already proven we can stay with or
Speaker 1: beat a lot of that in front of us. And
Speaker 1: that's you know this better than anybody you've played. For
Speaker 1: God's sakes, the margin of the difference between victory and
Speaker 1: defeat in the NHL is pretty thin, especially at the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all we need, all we can ask for is this
Speaker 1: is we're gonna have a chance. Yeah, and I have
Speaker 1: a couple things go away, but we're going to be
Speaker 1: in the mix.
Speaker 10: And whoever does when it is going to have the bounce,
Speaker 10: they're going to get some bounces. They're going to stay healthy,
Speaker 10: they stay away from injuries. Anybody that goes on to
Speaker 10: win a couple tell you that there's that They certainly
Speaker 10: get a certain amount of luck to help get there.
Speaker 10: But this goes back to last year with what the
Speaker 10: team did when Caprizov was injured. There was that that
Speaker 10: built so much belief inside that locker room. Without Curl
Speaker 10: Caprizov and without Quinn Hughes, you add two legitimate bona
Speaker 10: fide top five forward, top five defenseman superstars into that
Speaker 10: lineup and we are instantly a terrifying playoff team.
Speaker 1: Are we deep enough to win?
Speaker 10: Hopefully I mean we'll see there's there's always the question
Speaker 10: mark of the fourth lines and see how they come
Speaker 10: around in the playoffs. A lot of that will be
Speaker 10: kind of determined as this season goes on. But yeah,
Speaker 10: we're going to need that depth. Everybody's going to have
Speaker 10: to perform at their best obviously, But.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we have it here.
Speaker 10: Maybe maybe one or two pieces, maybe a little maybe
Speaker 10: a little more veteranship, veteran forwards, maybe in the fourth
Speaker 10: line maybe, But I gotta say, I like what we're going,
Speaker 10: what we have going right now. And the thing is is,
Speaker 10: you never know how good your fourth lincen is until
Speaker 10: you get them a chance to play. And right now
Speaker 10: they're looking everything's looking great, everything's on a everybody looks confident,
Speaker 10: everybody looks like they're having so much fun. And again,
Speaker 10: we got to talk about those goaltenders. That that that
Speaker 10: goaltending tenem we have right now is horrifying. There's we
Speaker 10: were scary, we were scared to run into the playoffs
Speaker 10: last year, coming in as we well as well as
Speaker 10: we did with Caprizo, and now we have Quinn Hughes.
Speaker 10: I mean, we're legit a horrifying team to playoff playing playoffs.
Speaker 1: At Columbus tomorrow. What is today, Wednesday? Yeah, tomorrow at
Speaker 1: Columbus tomorrow. Then they then the schedule gets a little
Speaker 1: bit weird for the Wild Yeah, three home games before Christmas, Saturday, Sunday,
Speaker 1: and Tuesday, and you have the NHL Christmas Break, then
Speaker 1: a seven game road trip post Christmas.
Speaker 10: That's it. That's this schedule. We were us old guys,
Speaker 10: the alumni. We're talking about this schedule that these guys
Speaker 10: got to play because all they keep doing is taking
Speaker 10: days days off away. They're adding games now and then
Speaker 10: all the shortened the schedule have taken games away. I mean,
Speaker 10: I don't know how they mentally are able to stay
Speaker 10: at that peak, to stay at the level that they
Speaker 10: have to be to compete at the NHL every every night,
Speaker 10: is just beyond me. It's incredible that these guys are
Speaker 10: trained in the way that they work. But yeah, you know,
Speaker 10: it's it's part of that finding that balance right and
Speaker 10: hopefully nobody hopefully everybody hasn't doesn't have a bad game
Speaker 10: at the same time, but it happens all around the league.
Speaker 1: This schedule is a gauntlet. The New York Knicks are
Speaker 1: NBA champions. Pull your hands up that How did you
Speaker 1: see the news about Kat? And he donated the money
Speaker 1: that he made to uh, the Dominican Republic. It's cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what happened now. Yeah, five thirty million or
Speaker 5: five hundred and thirty thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They won the NBA Cup last night, one twenty four,
Speaker 1: one thirteen over Victor wembin Yama and the San Antonio Spurs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good for them. I love Kat. Kat's a great dude.
Speaker 5: Perry and I have gotten to know him. He's super
Speaker 5: good dude, incredible. Good for them, good for the Knicks,
Speaker 5: good for the NBA. Yeah, how much of it? Did
Speaker 5: you watch? Hawk?
Speaker 3: I didn't know what was happening. I thought the NBA
Speaker 3: season had like eighty games after something like that. I
Speaker 3: didn't know. Did we make the playoffs?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: This is like an in season thing.
Speaker 1: They get multiple champions in the NBA. So you didn't watch,
Speaker 1: did you watch?
Speaker 5: Cor?
Speaker 1: I did not. I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 3: I was rehearsing the Snoop Dog for how.
Speaker 1: About that time halftime? That would be sweet Christmas Day
Speaker 1: halftime for the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 5: Are you going to go now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Of course? Good for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me and Young Thug.
Speaker 1: Young Thug he's also there.
Speaker 3: I just saw his name on this news story.
Speaker 5: That'll be great.
Speaker 3: He's proposed to Mariah the Scientist. Did you know that
Speaker 3: Young Thug did?
Speaker 1: What does she do for a job?
Speaker 3: Doesn't say?
Speaker 1: Did she a rapper as well? Or I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just I'm gonna do like funk versions of jingle
Speaker 3: bells and White Christmas. I'm gonna call myself a Christmas wrapper.
Speaker 1: See what you did there, I'll play it. I know
Speaker 1: when when people do halftime shows, they normally do a
Speaker 1: medley of their you know, five to seven best songs.
Speaker 1: I want Snoop to come out, do G's and Hustlers
Speaker 1: in its entirety and then just leave. It's such a slammer,
Speaker 1: so good, one of my favorite rap songs of all time, and.
Speaker 5: It wasn't even a single. Songs most wanted with Tupac.
Speaker 3: He's gotten a song called Cheese and Hustle geez and
Speaker 3: oh that makes a little more sense. He loves the
Speaker 3: magazine Freeze.
Speaker 1: There's a little tame for my dad, G's and hustlers
Speaker 1: on Christmas Day.
Speaker 5: That's right, that's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Man freaking Snoop. Snoop loves Minnesota. Yeah, you can tell
Speaker 1: that he does.
Speaker 3: You guys know he's on he's a judge on one
Speaker 3: of those shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't he do the voice? How about that? I
Speaker 1: didn't know that.
Speaker 5: The Voice is always on, constantly, constantly.
Speaker 1: They never take a break, dude.
Speaker 5: No, no new seasons all the Tay.
Speaker 3: The Voice judges right now are Reba McIntyre, Snoop Dog,
Speaker 3: Michael blue Blaye, and Nile Hran did gil that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Who's Nile? He's the guy?
Speaker 3: Ah, gotcha?
Speaker 5: All your hands up, Reba wood Hawk.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, he's saying. I just got to think
Speaker 1: if you're like a twenty year old singer and you
Speaker 1: go on the Voice and you're like, all right, I
Speaker 1: know who Snoop is, I know who Nile Horan is.
Speaker 1: I kind of know who Michael Boublay is. I gott
Speaker 1: think of twenty year old goes, who in the sweet
Speaker 1: hell is this old redhead? Yeah, they don't know who
Speaker 1: Reba McIntyre is.
Speaker 10: She doesn't sang, and she's been an actor for the
Speaker 10: last twenty years.
Speaker 1: Happy he's play Hawk loves that DV is it? You
Speaker 1: love it?
Speaker 3: Normal Americans watch television, but holes. God, I hate how
Speaker 3: you look down on our listeners. We all like stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you guys, you're too smart for God. It
Speaker 3: drives me crazy. I'm sorry. I go to Patina and
Speaker 3: I get made fun of. Yeah, that's fine, go ahead
Speaker 3: and made fun of me. I don't care. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: stay home and watch Reba and sit with my cat
Speaker 3: and watch TV, and you guys go live your glorious lives.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to add things to the show eating
Speaker 3: my butt.
Speaker 1: What really is nice? Show on the bean?
Speaker 3: Patria?
Speaker 1: Won't you to welcome back?
Speaker 3: I have the actual forecast thirty five today, thirty four
Speaker 3: and chance fifty chance of snow tomorrow. It starts raining
Speaker 3: at night in the rain, snow a little bit tomorrow
Speaker 3: twenty four and Sunday on Friday, no rain. I wanted
Speaker 3: to white Christmas.
Speaker 8: Let's go.
Speaker 5: I thought you were just naming blind melon songs.
Speaker 1: We'll do what really matters, scores and stats around the world,
Speaker 1: the sports in between, crystal change of life with something
Speaker 1: more interesting. I thought we learned a lot yesterday. Let's
Speaker 1: make it two days in a row, shall we. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he'll learn all right. Notre Dames. Jeremiah Love declared for
Speaker 1: the NFL Draft. There's a lot of people that want
Speaker 1: him to be a Viking at some point, but mel
Speaker 1: Kiper projects him to be something like the number three
Speaker 1: overall pick. I think field Yates has him at like fourteen,
Speaker 1: but either way sounds like a top half of the
Speaker 1: first round. Kind of a guy widely considered the best
Speaker 1: running back in the draft. And if you're asking, well,
Speaker 1: doesn't he still have a Bowl game to play?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Notre Dame said no, thanks to the bowls. So he's
Speaker 1: done and he's officially declaring for the NFL draft.
Speaker 5: Jeremiah Love great player. He'll be exciting on whatever roster
Speaker 5: he's on. Yeah, he'll be great. He'll be one of
Speaker 5: those guys that once the combine happens and they do
Speaker 5: all the testing, that he'll shoot up the draft ward.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: Shockingly dark stories behind beloved Disney movies and Snow White
Speaker 3: and the Seven Dwarfs their original brother's grim fairy tale. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the Huntsman brings the evil Queen the lungs and liver
Speaker 3: of a boar, and she eats them because she thinks
Speaker 3: they belong snow White, and then at the end of
Speaker 3: the story, the snow White and the Prince punished the
Speaker 3: queen by making her wear red hot iron shoes at
Speaker 3: their wedding and dance until she dies.
Speaker 1: Geez, that's one way to get rid of her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she hates snow White so much that she goes
Speaker 1: full on cannibal, willing to eat just to.
Speaker 3: Lungs and liver.
Speaker 5: Damn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not the worst one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The original brothers Grim are dark.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're pretty grim.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: What happened to that guy?
Speaker 3: I wonder if that word met that or.
Speaker 1: Is that guy still with us? Mike, Mike Griham, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. I don't know he did that. He did
Speaker 1: that movie line and it was all over. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know what happened. He was kind of gone underground.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened there. That's a minam Tomorrow night,
Speaker 1: Thursday night football. The Rams are at the Seahawks, a
Speaker 1: couple of eleven and three teams squaring off, and you know,
Speaker 1: with three games to go, pretty easily arguing, whoever wins
Speaker 1: that game probably wins the old NFC West. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: the percent chance that they do is significant, So it's
Speaker 1: kind of for the division. We'll see though, seven fifteen
Speaker 1: seed very likely DraftKings Rams one and a half point favorites.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll be sweet. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is this in Sleeping Beauty. The
Speaker 1: prince didn't kiss her, he got her pregnant.
Speaker 3: She didn't wake up till she gave birth to twins.
Speaker 1: That is problematic. That is this is like Darren Sharper
Speaker 1: Bill Cosby's territory. Yeah, I mean, what are we doing here?
Speaker 3: One of the twins trying to nurse, was sucking on
Speaker 3: her finger and remove the cursed splinter, and that finally
Speaker 3: woke Sleeping Beauty up.
Speaker 1: That part's kind of creative. Get the splinter out of there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm ninety percent sure I have a splinter in
Speaker 5: the bottom of my left heel and I can't get
Speaker 5: it out.
Speaker 1: How long has it been in there? How long? How
Speaker 1: long do you believe you've had this splinter? The day
Speaker 1: after Thanksgiving? You haven't done anything about it. That's no
Speaker 1: coming up on a month ago.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's showing some toughness.
Speaker 1: I wasn't quite sure you had the Yeah, no sign
Speaker 1: of infection yet. I don't think so no, I can't
Speaker 1: see the bottom of my foot. I mean you do
Speaker 1: have a wife, correct, Yeah, she's looked at it. Give
Speaker 1: a mirror, yeah, Give a cell phone that has a
Speaker 1: an ability to take photos or videos.
Speaker 5: Yeah, could Louis take a peek at it? Sure he's
Speaker 5: sleeping though.
Speaker 1: Maybe go sleeping beauty on it. Have Louis suck it
Speaker 1: out of your toe hogs.
Speaker 3: At first, I don't know, but I can't take another
Speaker 3: day without knowing more.
Speaker 5: I stepped on something when I was at Costco the
Speaker 5: day after Thanksgiving. This is incredible. A second, did you.
Speaker 3: Go that long without Timms story on the air?
Speaker 1: How do you get it? Were you barefoot at Costco?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Only you stepped on something at Costco? So there was
Speaker 1: something in the shoe that I was wearing.
Speaker 5: I was walking around Costco and I took a step
Speaker 5: and I loudly screamed God because it hurts so bad.
Speaker 5: And the guy next to me, luckily, he had headphones
Speaker 5: on and he was none the wiser. He didn't look
Speaker 5: at me at all. And then I'm like, God, that hurts.
Speaker 5: And then every once in a while, like I'll take
Speaker 5: a step and it hurts.
Speaker 3: Son of a bitch man, it's some crazy We have
Speaker 3: no interest in what's going on. I don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I feel like I've been cheated out of
Speaker 3: this knowledge for almost a month now. And yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know how how you didn't tell us this?
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't want to bore you.
Speaker 3: This is not boring, this is fascinating.
Speaker 1: Are you willing to take your shoe off right now
Speaker 1: and let Parish examine it and see if he can
Speaker 1: see the splinter? Yeah, go for that. Let's see. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Is the pain significant enough where you know exactly where
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 3: What is the pain level?
Speaker 1: Please? Let's see if Parish can see it with the
Speaker 1: naked ad. What if it's just completely infected?
Speaker 3: Hoist your eyes? Who put some clothes on?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 1: Hey, just point to it, don't make them. Just give
Speaker 1: you a foot massage and gas. Point to where it is.
Speaker 8: Maybe it's gone, Oh my god, that's like right there? Nothing,
Speaker 8: I see nothing. Don't you have t Yeah, a little bruise.
Speaker 8: Maybe it's gone.
Speaker 3: Just out of curiosity. Don't you have to have wood
Speaker 3: somewhere near your foot to get a splinter?
Speaker 5: Yeah? But I but I'd been carrying in firewood on Thanksgiving,
Speaker 5: and I think it may have a piece of it
Speaker 5: or something went into my shoe in.
Speaker 1: Credit that that is plausible, incredible. What are the chances? Unbelievable?
Speaker 1: It's incredible to my iturne.
Speaker 3: At your turn, I'll give you another one.
Speaker 1: What really matters is this.
Speaker 3: In Cinderella, the ugly stepsisters cut off parts of their
Speaker 3: feet to make them fit into the glass slippers. Ooh,
Speaker 3: and then at Cinderella's wedding birds pecked out their eyeballs.
Speaker 1: Your hands. The ugly stepsisters before after the self mutilation,
Speaker 1: when they had eyeballs, what about when they had full
Speaker 1: feet after? So this is after they cut off part
Speaker 1: of their feet to slip it into the slippers. But
Speaker 1: they can still see, would Chris? Is that what you're asking?
Speaker 1: What about it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're mean.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, and I don't mind. You know, I ain't
Speaker 3: real tractive myself.
Speaker 5: Yeah you are, that's you know.
Speaker 1: In the Disney movie, the stepsisters weren't ugly, right, They
Speaker 1: just weren't as hot as Cinderella was. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. They were stepsisters.
Speaker 5: They were mean, they were like sixes, but they were nice.
Speaker 1: They were right, low maintenance. So that makes them like
Speaker 1: an eight. We learned that on this station like twenty
Speaker 1: years ago. Wait on the air, yep on the air,
Speaker 1: I was said on the air, think about that? Wow, okay,
Speaker 1: and they're still together. Adam Silver said an expansion decision
Speaker 1: for the NBA will be made in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: This is Barb's definition of the announcement of the announcement. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's they've been thinking about this, talking about this for
Speaker 1: years and now he said, in twenty twenty six, they
Speaker 1: are going to make a decision about expansion.
Speaker 3: What did Jim Bron say, heavy birthdake saw you get
Speaker 3: that joke?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think go ahead and try to explain it.
Speaker 5: Well, I think it's a play on words of the
Speaker 5: commissioner's name. Yes, yeah, in what way though, Well, the
Speaker 5: commissioner's name is what's his name, Adam Silver?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jim Bron? What about like Jim what he said,
Speaker 1: Bron Bron? Isn't that what he said?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: What do you what do you think, Jim Bron?
Speaker 1: What is that joke? Toilet paper or paper towel or whatever?
Speaker 1: What about like.
Speaker 5: Pat lead there you go, I mean or gold?
Speaker 1: But whatever? Either way does Parish. Let's see, hang on,
Speaker 1: this is just I think Chris knows this, but does
Speaker 1: Parish know this? Sauce? Does Parish know? The two front
Speaker 1: runners to be the sites of NBA expansion, Yes, you're
Speaker 1: gonna say yes, Yes, Paris, take a shot at it.
Speaker 1: The two cities that are front runners to be NBA expansions,
Speaker 1: I think Las Vegas.
Speaker 10: And I mean my heart wants one to go to
Speaker 10: Nashville Forest Lake.
Speaker 5: So you're going Vegas in Nashville.
Speaker 10: Finally, I don't want to go Vegas and Seattle because
Speaker 10: I feel like that'd be following completely. So I'm gonna
Speaker 10: go Vegas and Nashville.
Speaker 1: Should I follow? The NHL The heavy, heavy, heavy favorites
Speaker 1: are Las Vegas and Seattle.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they've done so. That cracks me up that they're
Speaker 10: still thinking about it.
Speaker 1: We got to get the SuperSonics back in the mix, right,
Speaker 1: The Sonics are one. SuperSonics is one of the coolest
Speaker 1: names that we've ever had in professionals, which it's an
Speaker 1: awesome name, and the Sonics a cool name. Playing Seattle
Speaker 1: when they were there is the what.
Speaker 3: Was that plane made there or something? Why did they
Speaker 3: call them super Sonics?
Speaker 1: Yes? It is Yeah, there you go, boying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they should do that. That would be fun. Would
Speaker 5: they all play at like they'd play where the Knights play?
Speaker 5: And then they would play where the crack and play
Speaker 5: got you and your question?
Speaker 1: Probably they're not bad questions. It's easy to turn a
Speaker 1: rink into a best I'm pretty sure the NBA didn't
Speaker 1: we talk about this. I think my cab driver said
Speaker 1: that the NBA arena would be down by Resorts World
Speaker 1: and Santan Blue like that end of the strill. I
Speaker 1: think that's correct, but somebody can correct me if that
Speaker 1: is incorrect. Maybe I got bad information, but I think
Speaker 1: it's on that end of the strip. Is it the
Speaker 1: same guy that was telling us about piranhas no and
Speaker 1: he really wanted us to go there at eight a m.
Speaker 1: All right, so Sauce, obviously the Sonics would be the
Speaker 1: team if it goes back to Seattle. Now, we already
Speaker 1: have the Vegas aces in the w n b A,
Speaker 1: we have the Golden Knights, we have the Raiders. What
Speaker 1: would you name the NBA Vegas team? It was up
Speaker 1: to you. This is your choice.
Speaker 5: Some Las Vegas all the born slot bonus, good one, right, Hogs,
Speaker 5: it's not a bad one. If you hit it hit.
Speaker 1: It's fun though. Yeah, what if it was the Buffaloes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that wouldn't be bad. Is the baseball team really
Speaker 5: going there finally or is it?
Speaker 1: But like in two or three years, so there's.
Speaker 3: Going to be the Las Vegas empty four oh one case.
Speaker 5: Oh that's clever.
Speaker 1: Vegas high rollers.
Speaker 9: What about like the golden buckets, the Las Vegas trash
Speaker 9: canned diggers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Las Vegas uh pamphlet hand routers, yeah, the.
Speaker 3: Las Vegas play buckets like drums.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of those guys are crazy good though. Man,
Speaker 1: the bucket drummers.
Speaker 10: Yeah, some of them are about the car and snappers.
Speaker 1: They do hand up. But or there's those guys right
Speaker 1: outside of Chick fil A they do like backflips. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I hate those yeople.
Speaker 1: They're so loud, so so aggressive, and it's the same
Speaker 1: it's been leading alone. Yeah, we've all been there and
Speaker 1: so many times, the same thing, the same cadence.
Speaker 3: People stop and watch it, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because it takes like twenty minutes and half of the
Speaker 1: more than half of the show is just we're gonna
Speaker 1: do some tricks. You better gather around. Then ten minutes later,
Speaker 1: one guy does a backflip.
Speaker 3: You know what about but now what ladies who addressed
Speaker 3: like police officers who've got sidewalk draggers and you're like, lady,
Speaker 3: put those away, arrest yourself.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, that paints a good picture.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a few of them.
Speaker 3: Then, my god, lady, I just have to see your
Speaker 3: topless arrest your I love it, My god, I love it.
Speaker 1: More of what really matters after this on the Power
Speaker 1: to a Morning Joe on the Fan fan.
Speaker 3: Hey, Quinn Hughes, but you learned about your team since
Speaker 3: you've gotten too the Minnesota.
Speaker 12: While I think that it's just a really talented team
Speaker 12: and guys that work hard and know their job and
Speaker 12: know the system, and we're hard to know it's hard
Speaker 12: to play against, which I always felt like playing this
Speaker 12: team and h Yeah, like you said, the two teams
Speaker 12: we played are pretty solid teams, and we played, you know,
Speaker 12: mash up very well against them.
Speaker 1: So it's good. Parish. He's he's a confident, old soul
Speaker 1: for twenty six, right. He seems like a guy that's
Speaker 1: been playing for twenty years. He's got that veteran vibe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very calm there, looks like he's thinking out every answer.
Speaker 1: He doesn't seem like he's panicking. He just seems very confident.
Speaker 10: Yeah, No, he's a he's a very cerebral hockey player.
Speaker 10: His high high high hockey IQ. And that's what really
Speaker 10: separates those top defensemen, that their hockey IQ is just
Speaker 10: that much far above and beyond the other guys. And
Speaker 10: Quinn is right there with the Cale mccarr top three
Speaker 10: defenseman in the game right now. And yeah, if anything,
Speaker 10: we can we get him in the room for a
Speaker 10: little while, you can learn from him, a little bit
Speaker 10: from the younger guys can learn from him. But uh, yeah,
Speaker 10: I know that there's a little fear that that he
Speaker 10: hasn't been hasn't been signed yet, But I think there's
Speaker 10: a lot of belief that once he gets inside this
Speaker 10: locker room and gets inside the building, gets inside this organization,
Speaker 10: it really starts to get a good look at it
Speaker 10: and realize how much it is about winning and bringing
Speaker 10: that first Stanley Cup to Minnesota. And it's it's tough
Speaker 10: to leave a situation. When you find a situation like that,
Speaker 10: it's not as common as people think, you know, and
Speaker 10: and when you're looking for a winner. If he's looking
Speaker 10: to join a team that's got a winning that that
Speaker 10: is going to be winning and still has room under
Speaker 10: the cap too. I mean, they can sign him and
Speaker 10: we still have room available to make some moves. So
Speaker 10: it's it's an exciting spot to be in. Maybe it'll
Speaker 10: take him a little bit, but I think everything will
Speaker 10: work out just fine.
Speaker 1: Here. What do you make of the Sydney Crosby rumors.
Speaker 3: Boy, tell me about what those rumors are, because I
Speaker 3: haven't heard the rumors. I don't have my ear to
Speaker 3: the ground.
Speaker 5: That he's thirty eight. He yeah, that's I can verify that.
Speaker 5: We can call me that the Penguins are not good.
Speaker 5: They might move him, even though he may want to
Speaker 5: be a lifetime Penguin. But Billy G's here, who he
Speaker 5: played with, yes, The goalie who he loves is here,
Speaker 5: who now works for the team yep. And this is
Speaker 5: a team where if he was the second or first
Speaker 5: line center, this could be a team that could win
Speaker 5: a Cup. And he might say I'll go and move
Speaker 5: and play in Minnesota. It's like a big rumor.
Speaker 10: That would be absolutely incredible. I wouldn't put it by him.
Speaker 10: One thing Sidney Crosby has always been about.
Speaker 1: It's been winning.
Speaker 10: It's it's the team. It's finding a way to win
Speaker 10: the game, fighting a way to win a Stanley Cup.
Speaker 10: Uh And you get a guy like that, obviously, we
Speaker 10: bring in a guy with Quinn Hughes and then you
Speaker 10: bring into Sidney Crosby, that's that's that becomes an absolutely
Speaker 10: terrifying lineup. I know he is thirty eight, but he
Speaker 10: is still one of the best all around players, top
Speaker 10: three probably players.
Speaker 1: In the game.
Speaker 10: When you're talking about two hundred foot players, maybe not
Speaker 10: quite a he has got two hundred feet and he
Speaker 10: moves them.
Speaker 5: All so fast. That's a huge bitch.
Speaker 1: One last ignorant hockey question. Is Quinn the best of
Speaker 1: the Hughes brothers?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Uh oh, that's tough.
Speaker 10: Jack's I mean use splitting hairs honestly with him, we're
Speaker 10: talking about two of the most talented players in the NHL.
Speaker 10: You can only have twin and Jack you can only
Speaker 10: have one. Well, I want I would want Quinn right now.
Speaker 10: For the defense, we don't you know, Jack, we've if
Speaker 10: we got we got a Capriz off we don't need
Speaker 10: another one of those no offense, we would love to
Speaker 10: take him. But yeah, Quinn is if we're going to
Speaker 10: pick one of those, I'm taking Quinn.
Speaker 1: Thank you for honestly absolutely well.
Speaker 3: What really matters is this back to those weird fairy
Speaker 3: tales and the Little Mermaid.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In the original Hans Christian Andersen's story, the mermaid does
Speaker 3: not get her man. He marries somebody else, and she
Speaker 3: has the option of becoming a mermaid again if she
Speaker 3: kills him and his new bride, but she can't bring
Speaker 3: herself to do it, so she turns into sea foam.
Speaker 5: Oh that is.
Speaker 1: A much less happy story that is not happy at all.
Speaker 1: And what does it say about her that the guy
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, thanks for the fun time, but I'm
Speaker 1: not marrying a fish. Yeah I'm taking legs.
Speaker 3: She had legs, but he's like, listen, if I want
Speaker 3: to live near the you know, Pikes area of Seattle.
Speaker 3: Your beautiful can't stand the smell, isn't Jill, It's not
Speaker 3: a joke that it's a true story.
Speaker 1: Think about it. You're beautiful. Pee you, that's the original
Speaker 1: name of the song. James Bunk could do the soundtrack.
Speaker 1: Pe you if that's how somebody does when? When is
Speaker 1: the last time I said that, sincerely, I bet I
Speaker 1: was like ten, right, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: that's not something you say like, that's you say that
Speaker 1: like in fourth grade when your buddy farts and you're
Speaker 1: like pee five and you just dropped that out. Always
Speaker 1: says time in your life when you ran for the
Speaker 1: last time the Santa bit. But the last time you
Speaker 1: said that's nine year old in Minnesota. Ants right on
Speaker 1: your hand probably something here exactly, yeah where that it's
Speaker 1: a direct quote from from the Grim fairy Tale?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 1: Why not? That was fun for hands? Christian Hans, Christian
Speaker 1: Anderson right that wrote that one? Okay, yeah, oh my
Speaker 1: turn right. The Wolves host Memphis tonight the Grizzle seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: The Grizzle are twelve and fourteen. That's not good. The
Speaker 1: Wolves all red hot seven of eight they have won.
Speaker 1: They are seventeen and nine. Do we have an aunt update?
Speaker 1: I asked Marnie yesterday. I don't remember what she said.
Speaker 1: Anybody knows.
Speaker 5: Finch yesterday was on with Pa and I think basically
Speaker 5: said that he's still day to day, but Rudy will
Speaker 5: be back. Rudy I think now has a daughter. That's
Speaker 5: why he left the game, so yeah, he'll be back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a little concerning right where he kind
Speaker 1: of disappeared from a game a couple of games ago
Speaker 1: and we're like, whoa, what was that all about?
Speaker 10: This?
Speaker 5: It was made a negative emergency, but sounds like it
Speaker 5: was that only you care about Corey. That trade, that
Speaker 5: Rudy trade was worth it, right, one hundred percent? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 3: Is that the was that the Cat trade?
Speaker 5: No, no, Cat was traded for Julius Randalls. Oh that's right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's but they gave up a lot for him, but
Speaker 5: they went to Rudy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you get But everybody, even if this is
Speaker 1: not revisions history, this is what I said at the time,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people said this at the time.
Speaker 1: If it works, and it has, you're giving up late
Speaker 1: first round picks and in the NBA draft, it's an
Speaker 1: absolute crap shoot. Yeah, the chances that you get a
Speaker 1: stud like a Jade McDaniels late in the first is
Speaker 1: ten percent. Yeah, I mean it's so rare. So look,
Speaker 1: we haven't won a title, but since Rudy has been here,
Speaker 1: they've made it to two Western Conference finals. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's been a part of that. Whether you like him
Speaker 1: or not, He's been a big part of that huge part.
Speaker 1: So I think it's worked. Yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I do it again. Yeah, and I'm not a huge
Speaker 1: Rudy fan, but it's worked. Yeah, change the vibe. What
Speaker 1: really matters is this and Rapunzel.
Speaker 3: The original story, the Witch learns of Rapunzel's affair hold
Speaker 3: on the Sorry learns of the of Rapunzel's affair with
Speaker 3: the prince, so she cuts off her hair and banishes her.
Speaker 1: That's true, but uh.
Speaker 3: Then she blinds the prince with the scissors that she
Speaker 3: used to cut Somepunzel's hair.
Speaker 5: She I know what's going on?
Speaker 1: Just mean, why doesn't Disney? Why doesn't Disney have the balls?
Speaker 1: They just do this?
Speaker 12: Yeh?
Speaker 1: Do it the real way, right? Do it how it
Speaker 1: was intended to be.
Speaker 3: That would be kind of cool. I know there was
Speaker 3: a show called Grim at one point with two m's.
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, I don't know. Did they do that? Is
Speaker 1: that what they did?
Speaker 3: Did they tell the real stories on that show?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think so. He has an NBC show though, right,
Speaker 5: probably so.
Speaker 1: They probably didn't go full on Game of Thrones HBO style.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna be a.
Speaker 3: Cool story thing though, like if I mean it would
Speaker 3: be like you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, yeah, there's Parker.
Speaker 5: Parker watches a lot of Disney movies. He does.
Speaker 10: I'm sure he don't like hugging Parker. I feel like
Speaker 10: a kid again. Maybe I can use word pu.
Speaker 1: Your beautiful pe you Parker actually can carry an note
Speaker 1: there too. Man uh. Speaking of Parker, his squad, the
Speaker 1: Golden Gopher basketball team off until Sunday. Then they host
Speaker 1: Campbell and the Fighting Camels. That's a real thing, the
Speaker 1: Campbell Fighting Camels. Now, Parker, stay out of this because
Speaker 1: my guess is you know this between Hawk Parish and Sauce.
Speaker 1: By the way, I did not know this as well.
Speaker 1: Oh what state posts the Campbell Fighting Camels? Where is
Speaker 1: that university or college located the Campbell Fighting Camels?
Speaker 5: Parker's nod in his head, so he.
Speaker 1: I think we looked this up the last time they played, probably,
Speaker 1: but we already forgot because it doesn't matter because I
Speaker 1: think there was like a football one of the powerhouse
Speaker 1: football teams.
Speaker 5: Played them on like an off week.
Speaker 1: Pairs.
Speaker 10: You got a guess, somewhere near a desert, Michigan.
Speaker 1: You're going Michigan. I'm gonna go California.
Speaker 5: Okay, I like Michigan.
Speaker 1: That's a really good it seems right to me.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: So a couple of Michigan's into California, Parker.
Speaker 11: It's North Carolina, North Carolina, Carolina. Yes, I was close. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: Camel's in North Carolina.
Speaker 5: A lot of them, Yeah, a lot of camp Cigarettes probably.
Speaker 5: I think when we talked about this Hawk then looked
Speaker 5: and was gonna buy they had like cool gear. Well
Speaker 5: it's a camel and it looks like our way to
Speaker 5: school color.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean they're probably terrible. I'm sure the
Speaker 1: Govers will win by ninety but still yeah, they.
Speaker 11: Play a zagat a night so and Gonzaga is legit.
Speaker 1: So we'll see what are you on TV next for
Speaker 1: that game?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: For that game? Yeah? Yeah, right on.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 11: So had the uh the last game against Texas Southern
Speaker 11: with Corey Provis and then we uh he's yeah, he's excellent,
Speaker 11: just so fun to work with. And now we double
Speaker 11: back for Sunday against the Campbell Fighting Camels network. Yeah,
Speaker 11: a big ten network with yeh TV.
Speaker 1: Parker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of fun and it's going well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going really well.
Speaker 11: Yeah, especially when especially when the Gophers win like the
Speaker 11: way they did against Texas Southern. They went thirty five
Speaker 11: minutes with with so basically like every one of their
Speaker 11: baskets was assisted for thirty five minutes and then they
Speaker 11: finally had an unassisted basket. So they're playing really well
Speaker 11: as a team. That's basically what that kind of kind
Speaker 11: of shows.
Speaker 5: Awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what really matters though, is.
Speaker 3: This man, this mascot is badass camel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, would you fight a camel?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: That is a mere camels in real life?
Speaker 1: Kind of mean? Are they ill tempered? They're not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're very moody. Do they they spit? Yeah? Yeah they're
Speaker 1: they're they're moody.
Speaker 5: What do they kick you with? Hawk?
Speaker 3: Do you expect me to go for the easy joke?
Speaker 3: Don't you?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just why are you setting them up? You
Speaker 1: know he doesn't like being set up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, set me up? Yeah? What do you think they
Speaker 5: kick with their toes?
Speaker 1: Nice? Camel's cigarettes were lame attempt at humor. Just see,
Speaker 1: you took the easy joke?
Speaker 3: Set yourself up. In the Hunchback of Notes, tore Dame
Speaker 3: in the books as Mauralda.
Speaker 1: I'll put your hand on.
Speaker 3: And she is executed for her attempted murder of Phoebus,
Speaker 3: even though Frolo actually did it, and so Quasimoto kills
Speaker 3: Frollo and jumps into the grave, which as Maalda.
Speaker 10: Oh, I know there are some miserable times when they
Speaker 10: were Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know who said, you know what, that's real
Speaker 3: close to being a children's story.
Speaker 1: Let's just change. Yeah, that's right, And I know that
Speaker 1: sounds heroic, but think about how gross it is. You
Speaker 1: got the hunchback of Notre Dame. He's an absolute freak.
Speaker 1: Where's the button when I need it? Right? And you're dead?
Speaker 1: Let's say that's your daughter and you're like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: what just happened. Oh the freak that lives in the
Speaker 1: tower just jumped into my daughter's grave. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: really creepy. He's gonna spend the rest of eternity just
Speaker 1: like laying on top of her. Gross. Get him out
Speaker 1: of there. He doesn't get to just jump in there
Speaker 1: with her and just care what he did.
Speaker 3: Some grave diggers gonna be robbing a grave and gonna
Speaker 3: find what was he doing with her?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Kick this coverage yeah, man, they were a couple.
Speaker 1: He must have had some photos.
Speaker 3: Man. This guy did radio.
Speaker 1: This guy used to go to Mannion Golf at Golden Valley.
Speaker 5: God he's oh.
Speaker 3: My god, did he die from the splinter?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: There it is.
Speaker 1: The wild beat, the Capital's five nothing five rip. That
Speaker 1: is five straight wins for the Minnesota while they are
Speaker 1: at Columbus tomorrow. We could talk more about that later
Speaker 1: when SAST does sports. But the news is next. We're
Speaker 1: gonna learn about the news. I got news for you, man.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: The Rob Reiner story with all the Conan angles, the
Speaker 1: Bill Hayter angles, awful, what a mess.
Speaker 10: No good story, No, there are no good sides to
Speaker 10: that story.
Speaker 1: Magic yuck.
Speaker 5: More of the power to Morning show after this sum
Speaker 5: the fame