Speaker 1: Cashing gas garden get in in a few minutes on
Speaker 1: Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your chance to win comes up at eight thirty.
Speaker 1: It's the second date up date on Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Josh is getting ghosted even after Josh you brought her
Speaker 2: back to your place. What's happening, buddy? How you doing?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm okay? How are you good?
Speaker 2: Did I call you Josh? Your name's Eric? That's so right?
Speaker 2: Is that crazy? Did I say Josh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I said Josh. No, wonder we're thinking about the stylist.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of that. Yeah, the stylist. I apologize
Speaker 2: about that. Eric is getting I.
Speaker 1: Was confused, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: Oh that's okay. No, thank you for at least uh
Speaker 2: not making me look like a bigger fool than I
Speaker 2: look at right now. Eric is getting ghosted even after
Speaker 2: he invited her to come back to his place. Did
Speaker 2: you guys do any thing when you went back to
Speaker 2: your place?
Speaker 4: Yeah? We you know, we we we hooked up for sure. Okay,
Speaker 4: So yeah, I would definitely say we did something.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was good.
Speaker 1: It's always good.
Speaker 4: I mean, we we we we we know Nika lights
Speaker 4: we watched the movie.
Speaker 1: We you know it was.
Speaker 4: It seemed pretty normal to me, you know, I mean,
Speaker 4: it went well, but normal, well you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And then plans to hang out again and it's not you.
Speaker 2: It's not you not calling her, it's her not calling you, right, okay,
Speaker 2: And you did make plans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything seemed normal. I didn't. I didn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just I don't know. It was weird to me
Speaker 1: like that. It didn't go anywhere after that.
Speaker 2: All right, Michelle's on the phone with us. Will you
Speaker 2: say hi to Michelle? Eric? Sure, go ahead, she's there.
Speaker 1: Oh Michelle, Michelle you there right now? Hello, Hello there
Speaker 1: chemistry Michelle. Yeah, so what what's up?
Speaker 4: I mean, we we had a good time and then
Speaker 4: you just uh straight out ghosted me.
Speaker 5: Really, you don't know.
Speaker 2: What do you mean by that, Michelle?
Speaker 5: I mean for a grown ass man, his apartment is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what we had a lot? What about the
Speaker 2: band though I had time?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, well, I mean I still wanted to get
Speaker 5: it in.
Speaker 1: But.
Speaker 2: Described disgusting.
Speaker 3: What what about it specifically was disgusting?
Speaker 5: It was a old frat house basically, I mean, just food,
Speaker 5: like stuck on the cable and his sheets had like
Speaker 5: dog hair on it and stained. He didn't even have
Speaker 5: a dog.
Speaker 2: I'm like, is it that bad? Eric? Is your place
Speaker 2: that bad?
Speaker 1: I mean it's not.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's not that bad. I nectually no,
Speaker 4: I don't think that bad at all. I'm trying to
Speaker 4: even think about what she's talking about.
Speaker 1: How is it that bad? I don't even understand what
Speaker 1: you're talking about?
Speaker 5: You are you blind? Like, have you looked around at all?
Speaker 5: Like it was?
Speaker 4: It could it could have it could have been cleaned
Speaker 4: up a little bit. But I mean, yeah, we went,
Speaker 4: you know, we went saw a movie, right, and then
Speaker 4: you came back, So it wasn't like I really a
Speaker 4: little bit.
Speaker 3: But also, is that the way that you live on
Speaker 3: a daily basis?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a dude, Like, I'm a single dude.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm divorced. It's not like it's not like.
Speaker 2: Grown you're a big boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that unaccepted chill about that.
Speaker 4: We don't need to We don't need to live in
Speaker 4: some you know, perfect pristine thing.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I try to keep it clean.
Speaker 5: It's really like kind of a standard.
Speaker 2: Can I ask Eric good question? I got? I got
Speaker 2: two questions that are in my head right now. Question
Speaker 2: number one, did you not expect that she was going
Speaker 2: to come home with you and that's why you didn't
Speaker 2: kind of pick up the place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a bit of a surprise.
Speaker 2: Okay, so good one. So it was kind of like, hey,
Speaker 2: do you want to come back to my place? She
Speaker 2: says yes, and you're like, Okay, I'm not turning this
Speaker 2: thing down, even though my place is dirty, because I
Speaker 2: would think that you would plan and clean up, not
Speaker 2: even that.
Speaker 3: There's a difference between having clutter and wanting to tidy
Speaker 3: up before a guest comes over and just being dirty,
Speaker 3: like living every day dirty dirty sheets is dirty, dirty,
Speaker 3: crusted on your tables dirty?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't think that it crusted on there.
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, I think she's a clean freak.
Speaker 1: She's being I think she's been touberless.
Speaker 4: Because yeah, I mean, if you look and maybe find something,
Speaker 4: but it's not like you walk in the door and help,
Speaker 4: but you go.
Speaker 1: Why is that ketch up all over the table?
Speaker 2: It's just I don't think we do have a thing
Speaker 2: on our show that says dirty car, dirty vagina, So
Speaker 2: dirty apartment, dirty, dirty apartment. Yeah, does he have a
Speaker 2: dirty d Michelle? Was his d claim?
Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't say that. No, obviously I would have
Speaker 5: stopped there. But I was like, okay, I mean then
Speaker 5: we didn't really get on the bed, so it was saling.
Speaker 2: My second question that I wanted to ask I did
Speaker 2: have two questions. Second question for you, Eric, is you
Speaker 2: have dog hair on your bed but you have no dog.
Speaker 2: Explain to me is that dog hair or is that
Speaker 2: your pubic hair or your or your body hair.
Speaker 1: It's not that's not all. That's cross. I uh, no,
Speaker 1: I had a dog in the past and you.
Speaker 2: Should have just brost Maybe it was like, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Hold on, listeners want to comment, Kelly, what did you
Speaker 2: want to say about Eric and Michelle Hare? Okay, Michelle,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be in a guy's apartment or
Speaker 5: place that's like disgusting.
Speaker 1: But girl, you asked if he was blind? Are you blind?
Speaker 5: You were seeing all this disgust and stuff, and that
Speaker 5: still didn't stop you from opening that purse pocket. Listen,
Speaker 5: I have needs, but again my standards, we don't have
Speaker 5: to do it twice.
Speaker 3: You know it was, but you could have done it
Speaker 3: in the night.
Speaker 6: You could have done it in a clean environment, because
Speaker 6: if it wasn't even make it on the bed, then
Speaker 6: you were on the floor.
Speaker 1: And I can't imagine what the floor was like.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Hold On, Ray wants to comment what's up?
Speaker 2: Ray at second date update?
Speaker 1: Hey, I don't I don't blame her.
Speaker 2: She did what she had to do it.
Speaker 4: I want to say, I want to say the dude that, like,
Speaker 4: you know, cleaning up on a first day, that that's
Speaker 4: part of game man, whether.
Speaker 1: You're whether you're a clean.
Speaker 2: Guy or not.
Speaker 1: Like I remember the first time I ever met my
Speaker 1: wife and I had her come over.
Speaker 2: I even I cleaned up.
Speaker 1: The house and I bought sick groceries for the fruit
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that place was completely what do they call it
Speaker 2: when you're trying to sell a house? You you stage?
Speaker 2: He was stage in his house.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Text here here, this is a good text. It says,
Speaker 2: did Eric say that he's divorced? Was that the reason?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: Wait, so you you did say you're a divorced guy?
Speaker 2: Was that the reason why you guys got divorced? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I mean well yeah, I actually probably a
Speaker 1: little bit. I mean a little bit all right.
Speaker 4: So we didn't see eye in a lot of stuff,
Speaker 4: and I she didn't think I was carrying my weight.
Speaker 4: But again I don't really kind of agree with that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I agree with that, but that's what she said.
Speaker 2: All right, Jeremy, do you want to stick up for
Speaker 2: Eric or do you want to put him down? What
Speaker 2: do you want to say? I agree with everyone else.
Speaker 2: You know, I keep my house next to clean. I
Speaker 2: got a brand new home, and I couldn't. I don't
Speaker 2: even got addition the sink ever, So I mean he
Speaker 2: got Yeah. And when you have a girl coming over,
Speaker 2: do you do anything extra special? Jeremy, No, I got
Speaker 2: three kids, so I focus on them. Oh okay, but
Speaker 2: but if you did, would you have would you make
Speaker 2: sure that everything was nice for her?
Speaker 1: It already is.
Speaker 2: Would I'm going to tell you something. If I had
Speaker 2: a girl coming over, I'd even put those pillows on
Speaker 2: the bed that I hate so much. Listen, I'd make
Speaker 2: everything with bright.
Speaker 7: You got to you gotta do the right thing, bro
Speaker 7: at least, and if she don't even make it to
Speaker 7: the second level, at least the first level gotta be spotless.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't expect anybody I didn't expect. I didn't
Speaker 1: expect anybody to be coming back. Though. I know you're
Speaker 1: like your hindsight is twenty twenty, but I just thought, literally,
Speaker 1: this was just going to be like a movie. I
Speaker 1: would have done something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Though it's not a it's not a it's not that bad.
Speaker 2: What's what's up, Chelsea?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 5: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: We're doing good? What's going on?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 6: Well, I'll just tell Michelle I'm with her because I
Speaker 6: went to my I married the dirty apartment guy or
Speaker 6: hondo man, and it has not gotten any better.
Speaker 1: So good for you, Michelle.
Speaker 6: I work hard at it every day.
Speaker 1: That thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Who what's the closest thing that he does?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 6: He eats in the bed and it's disgusting.
Speaker 5: I love you.
Speaker 2: Shout up.
Speaker 7: We need more women like this in our life. Man,
Speaker 7: look past my flaws, look at my draws.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Tony, you can't do it anymore. Tony, what
Speaker 2: did you want to say?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I wanted to tell my man. Hey, my man
Speaker 1: for breeze is your best friend. Thank you washing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even have.
Speaker 1: To know much. You just running back. You breathe everything
Speaker 1: because you're making that's all.
Speaker 5: You gotta do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. All right, well, thank you for the call.
Speaker 2: I appreciated it.
Speaker 5: Eric.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's gonna be another date, but I
Speaker 2: do have an option for you. Are you ready for
Speaker 2: this one? Yeah? You sound exactly like Fred from The
Speaker 2: Fred Show.
Speaker 3: And he sounds like I was like, he sounds so
Speaker 3: much like somebody.
Speaker 2: We gotta have Eric call up and be Fred Fred
Speaker 2: on the Fred Show. Uh in call the Fred Show.
Speaker 2: Maybe call up there and you call up you know,
Speaker 2: his co host or something like that and mess with him.
Speaker 2: Does he sound exactly yeah? All right.
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