WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Dirty Ass Apartment 

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<v Speaker 1>Cashing gas garden get in in a few minutes on

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your chance to win comes up at eight thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the second date up date on Mojo in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Josh is getting ghosted even after Josh you brought her

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<v Speaker 2>back to your place. What's happening, buddy? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay? How are you good?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I call you Josh? Your name's Eric? That's so right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that crazy? Did I say Josh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I said Josh. No, wonder we're thinking about the stylist.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking of that. Yeah, the stylist. I apologize

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<v Speaker 2>about that. Eric is getting I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was confused, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's okay. No, thank you for at least uh

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<v Speaker 2>not making me look like a bigger fool than I

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<v Speaker 2>look at right now. Eric is getting ghosted even after

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<v Speaker 2>he invited her to come back to his place. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you guys do any thing when you went back to

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<v Speaker 2>your place?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? We you know, we we we hooked up for sure. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, I would definitely say we did something.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it was good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always good.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, we we we we we know Nika lights

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<v Speaker 4>we watched the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>We you know it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It seemed pretty normal to me, you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>it went well, but normal, well you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>And then plans to hang out again and it's not you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not you not calling her, it's her not calling you, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And you did make plans.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everything seemed normal. I didn't. I didn't. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just I don't know. It was weird to me

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<v Speaker 1>like that. It didn't go anywhere after that.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Michelle's on the phone with us. Will you

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<v Speaker 2>say hi to Michelle? Eric? Sure, go ahead, she's there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Michelle, Michelle you there right now? Hello, Hello there

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<v Speaker 1>chemistry Michelle. Yeah, so what what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, we we had a good time and then

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<v Speaker 4>you just uh straight out ghosted me.

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<v Speaker 5>Really, you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean by that, Michelle?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean for a grown ass man, his apartment is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, what we had a lot? What about the

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<v Speaker 2>band though I had time?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, well, I mean I still wanted to get

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<v Speaker 5>it in.

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<v Speaker 1>But.

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<v Speaker 2>Described disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>What what about it specifically was disgusting?

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<v Speaker 5>It was a old frat house basically, I mean, just food,

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<v Speaker 5>like stuck on the cable and his sheets had like

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<v Speaker 5>dog hair on it and stained. He didn't even have

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<v Speaker 5>a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, is it that bad? Eric? Is your place

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<v Speaker 2>that bad?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, it's not that bad. I nectually no,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that bad at all. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 4>even think about what she's talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>How is it that bad? I don't even understand what

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about?

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<v Speaker 5>You are you blind? Like, have you looked around at all?

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<v Speaker 5>Like it was?

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<v Speaker 4>It could it could have it could have been cleaned

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<v Speaker 4>up a little bit. But I mean, yeah, we went,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, we went saw a movie, right, and then

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<v Speaker 4>you came back, So it wasn't like I really a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>But also, is that the way that you live on

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<v Speaker 3>a daily basis?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm a dude, Like, I'm a single dude.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm divorced. It's not like it's not like.

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<v Speaker 2>Grown you're a big boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like that unaccepted chill about that.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't need to We don't need to live in

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<v Speaker 4>some you know, perfect pristine thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I try to keep it clean.

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<v Speaker 5>It's really like kind of a standard.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask Eric good question? I got? I got

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<v Speaker 2>two questions that are in my head right now. Question

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<v Speaker 2>number one, did you not expect that she was going

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<v Speaker 2>to come home with you and that's why you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>kind of pick up the place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a bit of a surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so good one. So it was kind of like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to come back to my place? She

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<v Speaker 2>says yes, and you're like, Okay, I'm not turning this

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<v Speaker 2>thing down, even though my place is dirty, because I

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<v Speaker 2>would think that you would plan and clean up, not

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<v Speaker 2>even that.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a difference between having clutter and wanting to tidy

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<v Speaker 3>up before a guest comes over and just being dirty,

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<v Speaker 3>like living every day dirty dirty sheets is dirty, dirty,

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<v Speaker 3>crusted on your tables dirty?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I don't think that it crusted on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that, you know, I think she's a clean freak.

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<v Speaker 1>She's being I think she's been touberless.

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<v Speaker 4>Because yeah, I mean, if you look and maybe find something,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's not like you walk in the door and help,

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<v Speaker 4>but you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that ketch up all over the table?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just I don't think we do have a thing

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<v Speaker 2>on our show that says dirty car, dirty vagina, So

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<v Speaker 2>dirty apartment, dirty, dirty apartment. Yeah, does he have a

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<v Speaker 2>dirty d Michelle? Was his d claim?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I wouldn't say that. No, obviously I would have

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<v Speaker 5>stopped there. But I was like, okay, I mean then

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<v Speaker 5>we didn't really get on the bed, so it was saling.

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<v Speaker 2>My second question that I wanted to ask I did

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<v Speaker 2>have two questions. Second question for you, Eric, is you

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<v Speaker 2>have dog hair on your bed but you have no dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Explain to me is that dog hair or is that

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<v Speaker 2>your pubic hair or your or your body hair.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that's not all. That's cross. I uh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a dog in the past and you.

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<v Speaker 2>Should have just brost Maybe it was like, that's pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, listeners want to comment, Kelly, what did you

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<v Speaker 2>want to say about Eric and Michelle Hare? Okay, Michelle,

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<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to be in a guy's apartment or

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<v Speaker 5>place that's like disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>But girl, you asked if he was blind? Are you blind?

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<v Speaker 5>You were seeing all this disgust and stuff, and that

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<v Speaker 5>still didn't stop you from opening that purse pocket. Listen,

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<v Speaker 5>I have needs, but again my standards, we don't have

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<v Speaker 5>to do it twice.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it was, but you could have done it

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<v Speaker 3>in the night.

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<v Speaker 6>You could have done it in a clean environment, because

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<v Speaker 6>if it wasn't even make it on the bed, then

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<v Speaker 6>you were on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can't imagine what the floor was like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing. Hold On, Ray wants to comment what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Ray at second date update?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I don't I don't blame her.

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<v Speaker 2>She did what she had to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to say, I want to say the dude that, like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, cleaning up on a first day, that that's

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<v Speaker 4>part of game man, whether.

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<v Speaker 1>You're whether you're a clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I remember the first time I ever met my

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<v Speaker 1>wife and I had her come over.

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<v Speaker 2>I even I cleaned up.

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<v Speaker 1>The house and I bought sick groceries for the fruit

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that place was completely what do they call it

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<v Speaker 2>when you're trying to sell a house? You you stage?

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<v Speaker 2>He was stage in his house.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Text here here, this is a good text. It says,

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<v Speaker 2>did Eric say that he's divorced? Was that the reason?

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<v Speaker 6>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so you you did say you're a divorced guy?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that the reason why you guys got divorced? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I mean well yeah, I actually probably a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. I mean a little bit all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So we didn't see eye in a lot of stuff,

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<v Speaker 4>and I she didn't think I was carrying my weight.

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<v Speaker 4>But again I don't really kind of agree with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I agree with that, but that's what she said.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Jeremy, do you want to stick up for

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<v Speaker 2>Eric or do you want to put him down? What

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to say? I agree with everyone else.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I keep my house next to clean. I

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<v Speaker 2>got a brand new home, and I couldn't. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even got addition the sink ever, So I mean he

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<v Speaker 2>got Yeah. And when you have a girl coming over,

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<v Speaker 2>do you do anything extra special? Jeremy, No, I got

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<v Speaker 2>three kids, so I focus on them. Oh okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>but if you did, would you have would you make

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<v Speaker 2>sure that everything was nice for her?

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<v Speaker 1>It already is.

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<v Speaker 2>Would I'm going to tell you something. If I had

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<v Speaker 2>a girl coming over, I'd even put those pillows on

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<v Speaker 2>the bed that I hate so much. Listen, I'd make

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<v Speaker 2>everything with bright.

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<v Speaker 7>You got to you gotta do the right thing, bro

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<v Speaker 7>at least, and if she don't even make it to

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<v Speaker 7>the second level, at least the first level gotta be spotless.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't expect anybody I didn't expect. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>expect anybody to be coming back. Though. I know you're

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<v Speaker 1>like your hindsight is twenty twenty, but I just thought, literally,

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<v Speaker 1>this was just going to be like a movie. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have done something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Though it's not a it's not a it's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>What's what's up, Chelsea?

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 5>How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing good? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 7>Good?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I'll just tell Michelle I'm with her because I

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<v Speaker 6>went to my I married the dirty apartment guy or

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<v Speaker 6>hondo man, and it has not gotten any better.

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<v Speaker 1>So good for you, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 6>I work hard at it every day.

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<v Speaker 1>That thank you, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Who what's the closest thing that he does?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 6>He eats in the bed and it's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 5>I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout up.

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<v Speaker 7>We need more women like this in our life. Man,

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<v Speaker 7>look past my flaws, look at my draws.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Tony, you can't do it anymore. Tony, what

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<v Speaker 2>did you want to say?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I wanted to tell my man. Hey, my man

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<v Speaker 1>for breeze is your best friend. Thank you washing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't even have.

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<v Speaker 1>To know much. You just running back. You breathe everything

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<v Speaker 1>because you're making that's all.

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<v Speaker 5>You gotta do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. All right, well, thank you for the call.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciated it.

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<v Speaker 5>Eric.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's gonna be another date, but I

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<v Speaker 2>do have an option for you. Are you ready for

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<v Speaker 2>this one? Yeah? You sound exactly like Fred from The

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<v Speaker 2>Fred Show.

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<v Speaker 3>And he sounds like I was like, he sounds so

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<v Speaker 3>much like somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta have Eric call up and be Fred Fred

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<v Speaker 2>on the Fred Show. Uh in call the Fred Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe call up there and you call up you know,

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<v Speaker 2>his co host or something like that and mess with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he sound exactly yeah? All right.

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<v Speaker 4>Four The Rules, The Five Lives, to tell your Mom,

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<v Speaker 4>flows cams, second date update, and camp talking about something

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<v Speaker 4>inappropriate emotional in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we're gonna