Speaker 1: Your cecile company would never offer you free flowers for
Speaker 1: a survey.
Speaker 2: It's War of the Roses. I'm Katie w B.
Speaker 3: Let's jump right into it. Okay, without a further ado,
Speaker 3: we got Cameron on the phone. Cameron has been listening
Speaker 3: to KATIBB for a long time. Here, you are a
Speaker 3: little bit nervous. I would be too to be on
Speaker 3: War of the Roses. Cameron, what's going on? Why are
Speaker 3: you here today?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Well, I said, it's about my girlfriend Haley. I'm just
Speaker 1: I don't know. I got some strong suspicions that she
Speaker 1: is I don't know. I cannot be doing something with
Speaker 1: her ex. So let's see. Haley and I. You know,
Speaker 1: we've been going I guess through kind of a rough patch.
Speaker 1: She's been acting pretty weird lately. The department has been
Speaker 1: pretty low lately. We haven't really you know, touched each
Speaker 1: other much in the recent le lately. And okay, and uh, Kyle,
Speaker 1: she's friends with her ex. Kyle, I know this and
Speaker 1: make me a little uncomfortable. But then I got some
Speaker 1: evidence that doesn't look so good to me. So here
Speaker 1: here's here's what happens. So Kyle, Uh, he's actually he's
Speaker 1: missing two fingers on his hand, some kind of accident
Speaker 1: like a chainsaw some rather when he was younger.
Speaker 3: Oh dang wow, Okay, all right, so two fingers. Wish
Speaker 3: two fingers were gone.
Speaker 1: I think it's his first two, like the you know,
Speaker 1: the the index and the middle finger, you know, like
Speaker 1: if you make a piece on that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: those two fingers. Okay, uh, he's missing those. And the
Speaker 1: other morning, how do.
Speaker 2: You snap your fingers? Though?
Speaker 3: I mean you, I mean, how do you, like, let's
Speaker 3: say you're at a concert and you like want to
Speaker 3: snap your fingers poetry reading? You're a poetry reading. You
Speaker 3: can't snap with you. Okay, I'm being silly, trying to
Speaker 3: light the mood a little bit. Okay, So he's missing fingers.
Speaker 3: So the so did what does this have to do
Speaker 3: with what?
Speaker 2: Anything?
Speaker 1: Because because the other morning, I'm getting out of the
Speaker 1: shower and I noticed a handprint on the glass shower
Speaker 1: door missing the first two fingers. So that's that's not good.
Speaker 1: And so you know, I asked her, hey's Pyle over here?
Speaker 1: And she just goes off, Oh my god, no, of
Speaker 1: course not. What are you talking about? Called not over here?
Speaker 1: You're being crazy blah blah blah blah blah. And it's
Speaker 1: pretty irrefutable to me, So I thought, maybe we can
Speaker 1: check it out.
Speaker 2: Well, how do you explain?
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I mean and conceivably I'm trying
Speaker 3: to think of like touching the shower wall or door door. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you see like a soapy handprint on there.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess you could. But at the same time,
Speaker 3: if I saw a handprint that clearly showed two fin
Speaker 3: was it on the correct hand?
Speaker 2: That's a question.
Speaker 4: Even so why is it on there in the first place,
Speaker 4: missing two fingers?
Speaker 2: There's not that many likely suspects. Yeah, well no.
Speaker 3: But if he's missing, which which hand is he missing?
Speaker 3: The two fingers on.
Speaker 1: That's the right hand, and I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: right hand. I think he is. I mean, it's the
Speaker 1: one you'd open the door with. So it seems pretty
Speaker 1: obvious to me.
Speaker 4: I feel like, well, she's either hooking up with her
Speaker 4: ex or a different guy who happens to be missing the.
Speaker 3: First I think there might be maybe a logical explanation,
Speaker 3: but there is definitely almost a surefire way to find
Speaker 3: out if she picks him for the overnight vacation or
Speaker 3: stay or whatever Jenny's going to promise with this fake ploy.
Speaker 2: Then if she picks.
Speaker 3: Him, then well it worries me definitely that she you
Speaker 3: have not touched each other in a long time. Now,
Speaker 3: that's a sign right there, So that could be something
Speaker 3: somebody's unhappy about something, so well, I.
Speaker 1: Mean that needs to be worked out, but not by
Speaker 1: you know, if she's doing whatever she's doing with Pyle.
Speaker 2: Okay, what are you gonna do, Jenny? What are you
Speaker 2: gonna get it? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I'll offer her some nice little staycation
Speaker 5: because I feel like, I don't know, maybe she wants
Speaker 5: to go in to a shower with someone else in
Speaker 5: a different hotel room and leave some handprints somewhere else.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, we don't mean to laugh at your
Speaker 3: dilemma here, because you know, we know it's serious. But
Speaker 3: I will tell you we've never had missing fingers on
Speaker 3: War of the Roses before the first for everything, you
Speaker 3: never had that one. All right, hang on for a second, Cameron.
Speaker 3: We'll make the phone call to what's your girl's name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Haley.
Speaker 3: All right, We'll call Haley in a second and see
Speaker 3: who she wants to spend like a little staycation weekend
Speaker 3: get away, and it had better be you.
Speaker 1: Not.
Speaker 2: What's the guy's name?
Speaker 1: His name is Kyle.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll make the phone call next on Katie WB.
Speaker 2: Not everyone deserves closure, but we do it simber part
Speaker 2: two of War the Roses on Katie WB.
Speaker 3: You know, you never know what's going to give it
Speaker 3: away when you got something secretive going on. So, first
Speaker 3: of all, it's a couple and they haven't been intimate
Speaker 3: in some time. Okay, well that can be a red flag,
Speaker 3: but there's also other reasons maybe whatever. But then he's
Speaker 3: looking at the shower door and I'm picturing like a
Speaker 3: glass shower door.
Speaker 2: That swings open.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and her ex boyfriend is missing two fingers.
Speaker 2: Did she say which hand?
Speaker 4: She said the piece hand, but her peace side hand.
Speaker 2: The right hand, the right hand. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he notices a handprint on the shower door that
Speaker 3: very distinctly does not have the first two fingers. So
Speaker 3: I want you to push on something and not put
Speaker 3: your two first fingers down. Yeah, Okay, it doesn't feel
Speaker 3: very natural, does it.
Speaker 4: It feels like I'm a muppet or I have little
Speaker 4: like alien hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he's wondering, has this guy been in their shower
Speaker 3: that would be bad?
Speaker 2: And his name the guy, the ex's name is Kyle. Okay,
Speaker 2: so if she picks Kyle, then the problem. Let's make
Speaker 2: the phone call.
Speaker 4: Haley.
Speaker 5: They thanks for doing the survey with me. As a
Speaker 5: thank you, like I told you, we have a little
Speaker 5: fund stakeation weekend that we're giving you and it involves
Speaker 5: going to which is a beautiful hotel. I mean, you're
Speaker 5: going to have a nice little hot tub in your
Speaker 5: hotel room. There's a workout fitness center and a pool
Speaker 5: and all that stuff, so you'll really enjoy this day.
Speaker 5: What I am wondering first is I have your information.
Speaker 5: We do have to know if you're bringing someone along
Speaker 5: with you, what the name of that person will because
Speaker 5: we got to put them on the reservation as well.
Speaker 6: Oh I mean yeah, I was planning a bit like
Speaker 6: you don't need my credit card or anything, right, that's
Speaker 6: just like free, right.
Speaker 5: Yes, completely free?
Speaker 6: Oh okay, then so like neither one of us is
Speaker 6: going to get charged or anything for this, right, Nope,
Speaker 6: just need the person that you want to bring with you.
Speaker 6: And just to be clear, when is it for.
Speaker 5: We have quite a few open dates, so it pretty
Speaker 5: much just has to be used by the end of
Speaker 5: twenty twenty five, so by the end of the year,
Speaker 5: but we can work around your schedule and whatever we
Speaker 5: have available.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, I would like to bring my boyfriend, Cameron.
Speaker 5: Cameron, okay, perfect. I love that you're bringing your boyfriend.
Speaker 5: You guys are gonna have so much fun together.
Speaker 6: I mean, I hope he enjoys it, Like I think
Speaker 6: we're going to have a great time, and you know,
Speaker 6: this will be a nice little surprise for him, So
Speaker 6: I hope. So, I hope he really likes it.
Speaker 3: Well, you sound excited about this one, and so let
Speaker 3: me explain what's going on and let you down easy.
Speaker 3: It is the whole thing that you just heard. There's
Speaker 3: the survey and the hotel and everything is is not real, Hayley,
Speaker 3: it is it is.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's KTWDB.
Speaker 3: My aame's Dave and I work over at KATWB Radio
Speaker 3: And that was Jenny from KTWB and we were put
Speaker 3: up to this to call you to see if you
Speaker 3: would choose a weekend with Cameron or or a guy
Speaker 3: named Kyle.
Speaker 2: Wait what Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: It's always a kind of a hard pill to swallow.
Speaker 3: So I'm on the phone right now. I'm talking with Cameron,
Speaker 3: and Cameron told us the story. And I know this
Speaker 3: is all a lot to absorbble ones, but Cameron called
Speaker 3: our show and he wanted us to call you. He
Speaker 3: told us the story about how there has been a
Speaker 3: whole lot of romance in the relationship lately.
Speaker 2: And then the.
Speaker 3: Handprint you know what I'm talking about, the handprint on
Speaker 3: the shower door.
Speaker 1: Hayley. Why don't you just admit that you had Kyle over?
Speaker 1: That's your chance. Go ahead, just admit it, Cameron.
Speaker 3: Is that Yeah, he's thanks Cameron. I didn't get a
Speaker 3: chance to say, yeah, he's on the phone too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know he was.
Speaker 1: It's so obvious. So why this is your chance? I
Speaker 1: just admit that he was over.
Speaker 6: Okay, I can't. This is not you were absolutely crazy? Okay,
Speaker 6: was Kyle over or not? Yeah, Kyle came over. He
Speaker 6: had a situation where his hot water heater went down
Speaker 6: and he needed to take a shower. So I said, fine,
Speaker 6: go ahead, not a problem. Like I didn't want to
Speaker 6: say anything because you freak out every time you mentioned Kyle.
Speaker 1: Like now, now here we are here we go.
Speaker 7: His hot water eater was, so you invite him over
Speaker 7: to your place to take a shower. I don't know,
Speaker 7: maybe there was another option, like his friend or his
Speaker 7: mother or I don't know, a hotel. Why are you
Speaker 7: inviting Kyle.
Speaker 1: Over when his hot water eaters out? That's not right.
Speaker 6: It's just honestly, I'm just being polite. It doesn't no
Speaker 6: big deal. I don't know what you think is happening
Speaker 6: is an ex.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Am I crazy?
Speaker 2: You're crazy at all?
Speaker 5: Inappropriate? You have your ex over, like, especially not to
Speaker 5: do something like showering.
Speaker 2: What were you doing when he was showering? Good?
Speaker 1: Good question, But thank you, thank you work.
Speaker 5: It's garden work, slag for something we just don't know
Speaker 5: yet in that.
Speaker 2: Garden all right? Yeah, well you can see why. You
Speaker 2: know what I'll be. I'll be honest with you, Haley.
Speaker 3: I'm not here to play mediator, but I think the
Speaker 3: only reason for your actually come over is he has
Speaker 3: returned your you know, scrabble game that he had borrowed
Speaker 3: or whatever, but not to come over to take a
Speaker 3: shower and be like, I'm sorry, Kyle. I think there's
Speaker 3: a little bit too much closeness to come over to
Speaker 3: take a shower.
Speaker 4: I mean she still picked Cameron though, for the overnight's day.
Speaker 2: So so you're on team Haley.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just saying that, like it's she's might not
Speaker 4: be cheating, but still it's still a weird to be cheating,
Speaker 4: but it's still weird to do.
Speaker 6: I am definitely not cheating. I love you Cameron, though
Speaker 6: right now it's a little questionable, like this is ridiculous,
Speaker 6: this is crazy.
Speaker 1: We got to talk this, We got to talk this through.
Speaker 1: I mean, we are definitely going.
Speaker 2: To have to talk about this text messages. She's lying.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's any This is what I would
Speaker 3: do if somebody said, hey, Dave, like my ex from
Speaker 3: years ago, said my shower's not working, Can I come
Speaker 3: over and take a shower? And be like, am I
Speaker 3: your first choice? I mean it's a random I'm your
Speaker 3: first choice? Aren't there many other people? Wouldn't you even
Speaker 3: rather go to a motel room or down to the gym? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and take a shower down to the gym. You go
Speaker 3: to a truck stop. You can take a shower for
Speaker 3: five dollars at a truck stop.
Speaker 4: This text says when a woman's voice gets that squeaky
Speaker 4: she was getting down with the freaky deeky. Yes, the
Speaker 4: change in pitching her voice gives it all away.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't blame him at all for being suspicious, and
Speaker 3: I don't think that there's any excuse. Is what would
Speaker 3: happen Jenny? If somebody said, Okay, hey, Jenny, we used
Speaker 3: to date like five years ago.
Speaker 2: My shower's not working. I come over and take a shower.
Speaker 5: I would probably be like, no, find a different place,
Speaker 5: just take a shower. What I would it's that or
Speaker 5: I would assume that they're trying to get it on
Speaker 5: with me, obviously, and so then I'd be like, am.
Speaker 2: I interested in that? And then maybe I do say yes.
Speaker 4: You know, someone said because she said she was doing
Speaker 4: garden work in the backyard that she must be busy
Speaker 4: being a hoe ho doing all right, what do you
Speaker 4: think