Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final Hour The Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. It's been amazing. We have
Speaker 1: everything this hour, from Rby's to Pam Bondy to more
Speaker 1: Iran talk, hot dogs and brought worse housing affordability. All
Speaker 1: that and so much more coming up in the final
Speaker 1: hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. And after that, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna blow the hell out of these people.
Speaker 1: It's time for the weekend. What Chris, it's time for
Speaker 1: the weekend? Men? You whisper I have a solution to
Speaker 1: get a replacement for BONDI confirmed it should be Senator
Speaker 1: Eric Schmidt of Missouri. As you say, senators tend to
Speaker 1: vote for other senators. He was a spectacular ag for Missouri.
Speaker 1: In fact, he was my choice for AG on day one.
Speaker 1: What say you? I think it's a very smart suggestion.
Speaker 1: If we have to replace Pam Bondy, why not go
Speaker 1: with Eric Schmidt. However, let's talk about this. What is
Speaker 1: the date today, March thirteenth. Let's say Donald Trump comes
Speaker 1: out and fires Pam Bondi tomorrow. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: gonna happen. That's not a prediction, but Let's say he
Speaker 1: comes out and fires Pam Bondi tomorrow. Let's say he
Speaker 1: puts up Eric Schmidt. How far are we away from
Speaker 1: a confirmation hearing for Eric Schmidt? A month? Two months?
Speaker 1: Probably month or two I would that's a guess, but
Speaker 1: I'm probably not that far off. That puts us roughly
Speaker 1: halfway through the year twenty twenty six. Eric Schmidt, who
Speaker 1: I really like. He's one of my favorite senators by
Speaker 1: a mile. Eric Schmidt just got elected to the United
Speaker 1: States Senate. Missouri, to their credit, is so blood red
Speaker 1: now that Eric Schmitt is probably going to continue being
Speaker 1: elected to the United States Senate for as long as
Speaker 1: he would like, or he can leave go get put
Speaker 1: through the ringer on national television during a confirmation hearing.
Speaker 1: To have two and a half years left as Trump's
Speaker 1: attorney general. If Trump chooses not to fire him in
Speaker 1: the next two and a half years. You see why
Speaker 1: that's a deal that Eric Schmidt probably wouldn't sign up
Speaker 1: for the time. This has historically been true of every presidency,
Speaker 1: so you can always remember this Democrat Republican, It's always
Speaker 1: been true. The time to get well, your first shot
Speaker 1: needs to be your best shot. Here's what I mean
Speaker 1: by that. The time to get the best employees, the
Speaker 1: best people for your administration is right after before because
Speaker 1: they choose before too. But right after you get elected,
Speaker 1: why everyone is excited. That's the honeymoon phase. You are
Speaker 1: just starting a four year presidency and people want to
Speaker 1: be part of it. That's the time where you want
Speaker 1: to take Trump's phone call. You're sitting around waiting for
Speaker 1: Trump's phone call. You want that call. Hey do you
Speaker 1: want to be Secretary Defense? Hey? Do you want to
Speaker 1: be Attorney general? Do you want to be ambassador to Turkey?
Speaker 1: That is the time where everyone is happy and elated.
Speaker 1: Do you remember, And I know there's all kinds of
Speaker 1: things to feel bad about now, when people get mad
Speaker 1: and things like that, but do you remember how happy
Speaker 1: we all were in November after that election and we
Speaker 1: saw it coming, but it just felt so good. Right, Yes,
Speaker 1: we stuck into the Commies and Dome lost and we
Speaker 1: have the house in the Senate. There was so much exuberance.
Speaker 1: There was such a wonderful honeymoon phase. That is the
Speaker 1: time when you get the best people, because that is
Speaker 1: the time when the most people want to be part
Speaker 1: of your administration. Trump just got re elected. Mark America
Speaker 1: great again. Call me, mister president. I will serve now.
Speaker 1: Not that it's all over, not saying that, but now
Speaker 1: that exuberance has gone.
Speaker 3: And here's where we're If you look right now, you
Speaker 3: look at a Fox News poll that recently came out.
Speaker 3: Look at this, say the trumpet mint is focused on
Speaker 3: the wrong things. Sixty percent overall say that the Trump
Speaker 3: administration is focused on the wrong things.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 3: Seventy eight percent of Independence say that the Trump administration
Speaker 3: is focused on the wrong things. I mean, how does
Speaker 3: that work?
Speaker 1: How does that work politically?
Speaker 3: John, I don't understand how that works. Especially if those
Speaker 3: numbers hold to the midterm elections.
Speaker 1: You're leaving your safe seat in the United States Senate
Speaker 1: for two and a half years of that. I'm not
Speaker 1: cheering for it, you know, I'm dreading it. But if
Speaker 1: these numbers don't change, if these numbers with Independence don't
Speaker 1: change by November, whatever your solutions or my solutions, we're
Speaker 1: not talking about our feelings. If these numbers do not
Speaker 1: change by November, we are going to be slaughtered at
Speaker 1: the polls. Slaughtered. Democrats are going to god knows how
Speaker 1: many seats are going to take back in the House.
Speaker 1: There's an outside chance that could get worse, could get better.
Speaker 1: There's an outside chance they take back the Senate. Now
Speaker 1: that would be the end of the world, because then
Speaker 1: they could possibly remove Trump from office. That's how bad
Speaker 1: November could be. Are you leaving your safe seat in
Speaker 1: the United States Senate to sign up for two and
Speaker 1: a half years of that? I don't think so. Look,
Speaker 1: it's not about It's not a dumb suggestion at all.
Speaker 1: Eric Schmidt for AG I love the God put him
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, I just don't think he'd do it. Bronco.
Speaker 1: After your sauce yesterday, I got to wondering what the
Speaker 1: menu whisperers orders at arby or what the menu whisperer
Speaker 1: orders at Arby's. My go to is mixing Horsey sauce
Speaker 1: with Arby's sauce to dip my sandwich into it. Thoughts says,
Speaker 1: his name is Eric. I'm not a horse Radish man.
Speaker 1: I've tried to like horse radish before. I just I
Speaker 1: don't like it. I do not like horse radish, So
Speaker 1: I'm not a Horsey sauce guy, ob believe it or not.
Speaker 1: On the very rare occasion we get Aubrey's, we get Arby's.
Speaker 1: Ab is a Horsey sauce. She's always like me manber
Speaker 1: my oys sauce. He doesn't say it exactly like that,
Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, Arby's for me. Well,
Speaker 1: they took away a lot of the things I used
Speaker 1: to love. I used to love an Arby's melt, which
Speaker 1: was very basic. It was the roast beef and then
Speaker 1: to have the ready chetty on there and the bun
Speaker 1: that was an Arby's melt, and then and I don't
Speaker 1: know if this was unique to Montana, but they used
Speaker 1: to have something called a big Montana which was just
Speaker 1: an Arby's melt times two. It was enormous. Now it's
Speaker 1: just a roast beef and chaeddar or something like that.
Speaker 1: Is mine always curlyes. Arby's has some of the best
Speaker 1: seasoned curlyes out there. Yep, what Chris, what what? Oh?
Speaker 1: Chris said, not one of the best. You could be right, Jacket, Well,
Speaker 1: hold on, Jack in the Box does a pretty good
Speaker 1: season curly brother. They do. You're right, It's probably not
Speaker 1: better than Arby's, but I think they're in the conversation. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you say Armies is the best season, Curly, I
Speaker 1: can't kill you for that. They also have one of
Speaker 1: the more underrated fast food desserts. As I've told you
Speaker 1: about before Chris tried it. He knows the cherry turnover.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows about the Arby's cherry turnover. And most people
Speaker 1: don't get dessert at fast food places. I really don't either.
Speaker 1: You already feel like a huge, decisgusting fat blob ordering
Speaker 1: fast food. You don't want to compound it by ordering
Speaker 1: the cheese steak or cheesecake. But I'm telling you that
Speaker 1: cherry turnover at Arby's. It's worth a bite. And I'll
Speaker 1: tell you something else, Chris, are you ready for this?
Speaker 1: Last night I did something shameful. Ab and I had
Speaker 1: already eaten. We wanted to eat fairly healthy for dinner,
Speaker 1: so AB and I kind of got stuff around the house.
Speaker 1: The boys were out meatheads and they called, can we
Speaker 1: pick up McDonald's? Can we get McDonald's in the way home?
Speaker 1: And because Ab is soft, even though she says, I
Speaker 1: said yes, we allowed them to get McDonald's. And then
Speaker 1: I shot them a text and I said, give me
Speaker 1: a couple of chocolate chip cookies. I heard McDonald's had
Speaker 1: a good chocolate chip cookie. I was in a chocolate
Speaker 1: chip cookie mood. I'm a chocolate chip cookie man. The
Speaker 1: chocolate chip cookies from McDonald's were outstanding, Chris. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you they showed up a little warm, a little gooey,
Speaker 1: not too gooey, not too what what oh, you're trying
Speaker 1: to eat healthier. It's just two cookies, Chris. It's not
Speaker 1: even bad for you. It's just two. If you keep
Speaker 1: it to two, you don't have to worry about it all. Right,
Speaker 1: after that, go out next, We're.
Speaker 2: Gonna blow the hell out of these people.
Speaker 1: What, Chris, Why you're looking at me like that? I
Speaker 1: stid Oh. By the way, the media has taking this
Speaker 1: narrative with the old terrorist attacks, what.
Speaker 2: A shock seeing the real life consequences to the elevation
Speaker 2: and platforming and legitimizing of anti Semitic voices. To be
Speaker 2: a crystal clear, we do not know the motivations of
Speaker 2: the attacker.
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, we never know the motivations. When Achmod mock
Speaker 1: mood it kills a bunch of Jews at a synagogue,
Speaker 1: it's always a real mystery as to why I did it. Look,
Speaker 1: we may never know. We may never know. He was
Speaker 1: shouting something allah who atbar? That couldn't mean anything? Who
Speaker 1: knows what it means? They always play dumb.
Speaker 4: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday,
Speaker 4: and ask doctor Jesse Friday. You can email the show
Speaker 4: still We're live Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Jesse hot Dogs? Who eats hot dogs? Knowing brots exist?
Speaker 1: Large brought small bun, onions and mustard, no hot dogs?
Speaker 1: All right? I like it bro I enjoy a brock.
Speaker 1: I will eat a broad. I'll be frank with you,
Speaker 1: depending on the situation. Sometimes the is too much, Chris
Speaker 1: and see Chris Grease. Sometimes the brot is too much,
Speaker 1: there's too much girth it a hot dog. This is
Speaker 1: why I don't like the hot dogs that are big,
Speaker 1: big fat ones. Right, the big girthy ones. A normal
Speaker 1: size hot you can lengthen it and make it a
Speaker 1: foot long Longer's fine, but you screw up your meat,
Speaker 1: to bun, to ketchup, to mustard, onions, whatever you're putting
Speaker 1: on it. You screw up the ratio when you make
Speaker 1: it a torpedo. I don't want to eat a torpedo.
Speaker 1: I want to eat a hot dog that has the
Speaker 1: appropriate ketchup mustard bun ratio. Chris, don't play that stuff
Speaker 1: when I'm talking about this. Anyway, A broadwurst is good.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. I've never finished your brought Worst
Speaker 1: and said that was freaking delicious. I'm having another one
Speaker 1: right now. You know what I mean? How often have
Speaker 1: you had a hot dog? A hot dog and said,
Speaker 1: m man, I could do another one right now. That's
Speaker 1: how you know what's special. The last time we got pizza,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to eat bad for dinner. I had
Speaker 1: a slice of pizza. It was from this local pizza place.
Speaker 1: I had a slice and told myself I was gonna
Speaker 1: have a slice. I had a slice, and then I
Speaker 1: sat back, wipe my mouth, got up from the kitchen table.
Speaker 1: I kind of made a couple circles around the pizza,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know, I get have one more.
Speaker 1: That's how you know. Have you ever had a brought
Speaker 1: Worst and said, ooh, that was good. Let me dial
Speaker 1: up another. No, you haven't. If you even finished the
Speaker 1: brought Worst, you say woo, that was good done? You
Speaker 1: know how you know it's good? And whatever? It is
Speaker 1: when you keep coming back for more. That's how you
Speaker 1: know it's good. More. Girth does not mean better. Remember that, Jesse,
Speaker 1: not a question, per se. This guy's a complaint. What's
Speaker 1: with the independent voter? Who do they think they are?
Speaker 1: Americans like you and me are just a bunch of
Speaker 1: greedy man be panbies. We're all in the same barrel.
Speaker 1: What President Trump and doing. What President Trump is doing
Speaker 1: in Iran is to avoid them getting the proper grade
Speaker 1: of uranium they will use to create nuclear bombs, to
Speaker 1: send one over to DC or New York after they
Speaker 1: send one to Israel. Can't people see beyond their freaking
Speaker 1: wallet in Netflix, They've been at war with us for
Speaker 1: forty seven years now, all right, I understand what you're saying,
Speaker 1: and I understand your frustration with independence. And we keep
Speaker 1: hearing these polls that show doom in November. I've played
Speaker 1: it a bunch of times.
Speaker 3: If you look right now, you look at a Fox
Speaker 3: News poll that recently came out. Look at this say
Speaker 3: that trumpet mint is focused on the wrong things. Sixty
Speaker 3: percent overall say that the Trump administration is focused on
Speaker 3: the wrong things. Look at that seventy eight percent of Independence,
Speaker 3: say that the Trump administration is focused.
Speaker 1: And you're mad at them. What idiots? We have to
Speaker 1: do this? They we're going to get a nuclear bomb.
Speaker 1: I get that, totally get that. Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter.
Speaker 1: We all know Jimmy Carter had a terrible reputation as president.
Speaker 1: A lot of people will say he's a nice guy,
Speaker 1: but even those people will say, yeah, bad president. Do
Speaker 1: you know, can you come up with maybe it'll be
Speaker 1: the first thing that comes to your mind. What is
Speaker 1: the quote that Jimmy Carter said that still hangs over
Speaker 1: his head to this day. Do you remember what it was?
Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter set in response that your energy shortages, can't feed,
Speaker 1: can't heat my home, Jimmy Carter said, put on a sweater.
Speaker 1: That's what he said, Oh you're cold, put on a sweater.
Speaker 1: That was fifty years ago. Fifty years ago, No, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I can I have looked math as hard as it
Speaker 1: was some time ago. Jimmy Carter has a bad reputation
Speaker 1: for that to this day. You can be frustrated with Independence,
Speaker 1: and it's totally fair to be frustrated with them. It
Speaker 1: really is. Why what can't you do math. Why don't
Speaker 1: you wonder it really is? But now and forever, It's
Speaker 1: always been this way, since before America was a country.
Speaker 1: The politics of telling people to make do with less
Speaker 1: just doesn't like well, it never has, it never will,
Speaker 1: It does not land. Well. This is why I screamed
Speaker 1: before when we went into Iran. You remember I said it,
Speaker 1: we have to sell this, We have to sell this.
Speaker 1: It's not been sold. It's not been sold. Why did
Speaker 1: I say it? I explained myself. You needed people to
Speaker 1: buy in in order to accept the sacrifices that come after.
Speaker 1: If you didn't get the buy in, then you're on
Speaker 1: borrowed time. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: Magnificent Friday and asked doctor Jesse Friday, did you hear
Speaker 1: this from Peter Schweizer. We really have some immigration problems.
Speaker 5: In China alone. We have identified more than one thousand
Speaker 5: birth tourism companies that are almost exclusively focused on the
Speaker 5: United States. Our federal government does not track this information
Speaker 5: because there's no sense realized collection of information on the
Speaker 5: nationality of parents who are giving birth. China, however, has
Speaker 5: done estimates themselves, and the numbers are eye popping. No
Speaker 5: one knows what the actual number is. And that is
Speaker 5: the challenge that we face today.
Speaker 6: If you do the math, if you look at the
Speaker 6: ramping up of this activity over the last thirteen years,
Speaker 6: and you take the ballpark estimates, you are looking at
Speaker 6: roughly one million quote unquote US citizens who are being
Speaker 6: raised in the People's Republic of China today.
Speaker 1: One million US citizens raised in the people of People's
Speaker 1: Republic of China today. Companies exist to bring Chinese women
Speaker 1: over here so they can have their babies here. They
Speaker 1: have their baby, the baby gets citizenship, a social Security number.
Speaker 1: They then bundle that little baby up and fly that
Speaker 1: little way rule right back to China, where that baby
Speaker 1: is raised under the communist Chinese government. But because that
Speaker 1: baby is a United States of American citizen, that baby
Speaker 1: can come back to the United States any time it wants,
Speaker 1: with free reign, to move about this country, get involved
Speaker 1: in any industry it wants. A million all ready, and
Speaker 1: they will waltz through the United States of America, having
Speaker 1: been trained in China their entire lives to subvert this country.
Speaker 1: They will waltz in and out of any institution they
Speaker 1: want in this country as full US citizens. Crisis situation.
Speaker 1: Our immigration system is a disaster. Screw every one of
Speaker 1: these politicians who have done this to us, left this
Speaker 1: country just naked to be pillaged by every corner of
Speaker 1: the world. Hey, Jesse, I've been wondering how this Senate
Speaker 1: build to improve housing affordability is going to help the senators.
Speaker 1: They certainly aren't interested in helping the American people. There
Speaker 1: must be something massive in this for them. Any insight, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not going to try to pass it is probably
Speaker 1: what it is, or if it actually ends up getting through,
Speaker 1: you'll find that the fine print in it is going
Speaker 1: to end up meaning a bunch more money for their campaigns.
Speaker 1: One thing they most definitely don't work for is you.
Speaker 1: You never occupy their mind except when they're trying to
Speaker 1: figure out how to manipulate you. How do I make
Speaker 1: these people think that I care about them more than
Speaker 1: I care about myself in my campaign account? Dear doctor Jesse,
Speaker 1: I heard you mentioned how your wife folds the laundry.
Speaker 1: My wife is also an expert folder. She asked me
Speaker 1: to fool my laundry while she was busy with our
Speaker 1: youngest daughters, so I did. My question is on a
Speaker 1: scale of one to orders ice cream at a bar?
Speaker 1: How gay does that make me? His name? Is rick
Speaker 1: let even gonna answer your question? Tired of being insulted
Speaker 1: for ordering ice cream at a bar? One time? Jesse,
Speaker 1: I don't understand why cities including the New York, Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: Chicago a concern about terror attacks and sleeper cells. Isn't
Speaker 1: this an acknowledgment by blue cities that Islam is a
Speaker 1: religion of violence, destruction, and domination. Tell me it ain't
Speaker 1: so well, you've already heard the messaging on it. We
Speaker 1: don't know the moment.
Speaker 2: We're seeing the real life consequences to the elevation and
Speaker 2: platforming and legitimizing of anti Semitic voices. To be a
Speaker 2: crystal clear, we do not know the motivations.
Speaker 1: Of the attacker. This is United States Senator Lisa Slotkin.
Speaker 1: You see it's both.
Speaker 7: Sold and I think it's just important to be clear,
Speaker 7: as the governor said that whether anti Semitism is coming
Speaker 7: from the left or the right, whether it's coming from
Speaker 7: some group that you like or don't like, you have
Speaker 7: a responsibility to call it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Anti shumatism on the right comes in video podcast form,
Speaker 1: and on the left. It comes in the form of
Speaker 1: guns and bombs and bullets. Kind of seems like a
Speaker 1: fairly significant difference. But they have to both sides this
Speaker 1: whole thing, because the Communists are never going to come
Speaker 1: out and openly admit to the Red Green alliance that
Speaker 1: communists across Western civilization have allied themselves with Islamis in
Speaker 1: an effort to destroy and conquer Western civilization. And both
Speaker 1: sides are under the illusion that they will be the
Speaker 1: only ones who take power when they are done burning
Speaker 1: everything down, they'll just end up slaughtering each other in
Speaker 1: mass But you know how this works. Don't ever fool yourself.
Speaker 1: Don't ever fool yourself that there's going to be a
Speaker 1: tragedy bad enough that the communists will step up and
Speaker 1: tell the truth about something. Why Because to an anti
Speaker 1: human there's no such thing as human tragedy. You think, well,
Speaker 1: this many dead kids, this many terrorist attacks, this many this,
Speaker 1: this many bombs. Surely this is so bad they will
Speaker 1: have to stand up and tell the truth. But it's
Speaker 1: never that bad for a communist. A communist does not
Speaker 1: fret about human life in the same way you do
Speaker 1: not fret about stepping on ants. Their lives don't mean
Speaker 1: anything to you, so there's no such thing as ant
Speaker 1: tragedy to you. They don't know what human tragedy is
Speaker 1: because human life has no value. The only value of
Speaker 1: people is their service to the revolution. That's how these
Speaker 1: people think. It's extremely sick Bronco. I was recently at
Speaker 1: Chipotle for lunch when I almost fail. I don't understand
Speaker 1: the hype. I don't. I've tried, because this is a
Speaker 1: new Chipotle on every street corner. I have tried to,
Speaker 1: like multiple times. For one, I don't know how you
Speaker 1: have a restaurant called Chipotle and no Chipotle sauce. How
Speaker 1: is that even possible that you call yourself Chipotle without
Speaker 1: a Chipotle sauce. That's one. Two, don't tell me I
Speaker 1: haven't gotten the right thing. I've had the carnea garnasata, Chris,
Speaker 1: I've had the Boyo Chris. That's Mexican for chicken. I've had.
Speaker 1: I've had it all. It's fine, it's not more than fine.
Speaker 1: And with the guy says when I almost finished with
Speaker 1: my burrito bowl, what's a burrito bowl? But Chris, it's
Speaker 1: a burrito without a tortilla. That's not a burrito that's
Speaker 1: not don't, buddy, listen from media. Don't don't have a
Speaker 1: bowl of meat and cheese and stuff and call it
Speaker 1: a burrito so you can feel better about yourself. Right,
Speaker 1: If you're gonna cut out the carbs, it's fine. I
Speaker 1: support you. Let's be honest. We have to be honest
Speaker 1: with each other. That's not a burrito bowl. That's a bowl.
Speaker 1: It's just a bowl. Don't throw the word burrito in
Speaker 1: front of it to make yourself feel better. All right, Anyway,
Speaker 1: he says, I accidentally dropped my fork on the floor.
Speaker 1: I only had a little bit of rice left. Rather
Speaker 1: than get up to get a new fork, I'm ashamed
Speaker 1: to say. I reached in and I'm mam, Donnie that rice?
Speaker 1: Am I a communist? Now? I love the show. He says.
Speaker 1: His name is Adam. You reached into your gay burrito
Speaker 1: bull and you scooped out the last bit of rice
Speaker 1: and stuffed it in your mouth with your fingers like
Speaker 1: some kind of a savage. That's so embarrassing. I hope
Speaker 1: you are ashamed. What Chris? What see? That's where I'm
Speaker 1: at Chris. Chris is complaining. He said, rice is the worst.
Speaker 1: It's the filler if you told me you reached your
Speaker 1: little fingers in there to grab the last piece of meat. Hey,
Speaker 1: there was a piece of carne asata and I reached
Speaker 1: down and grabbed it. Okay, I got you. You scooped
Speaker 1: the rice out of the bottom of the bowl with
Speaker 1: your fingers, and other people were there. What if what
Speaker 1: if a dime saw you doing that? What if a
Speaker 1: woman saw that? What do you think she would think
Speaker 1: about you? She'd think the worst things. I would think
Speaker 1: the same thing too. Is that Jesse Kelly's Show. Final
Speaker 1: segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
Speaker 1: You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Try not to stay glued to your phone hoovering up
Speaker 1: war information all weekend long, because look, it's war. There's
Speaker 1: gonna be plenty of bad news out there. Tackle what
Speaker 1: we can tackle. One Monday, life goes on. Let's do
Speaker 1: some emails, Hey, anti semi Jesse just kidding. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is about that guy, that poor guy who wrote in
Speaker 1: and told told all of us how offined he was
Speaker 1: about me, saying Jewish producer Chris, He's just been getting
Speaker 1: savaged by you all week long. Anyway, if you were
Speaker 1: in a fight to the death and only had a
Speaker 1: hand to hand weapon, what would it be? A knife,
Speaker 1: an axe, a mace, a sword, a spear or brass knuckles.
Speaker 1: I have the lamest answer in the world, a spear.
Speaker 1: And see Jewish producer Chris is already shaking his head. No, listen,
Speaker 1: we all love that scene in the movies where the
Speaker 1: medieval night breaks his spear off on someone's face and
Speaker 1: he tosses it and then he whips out his sword.
Speaker 1: You know why that's in every single movie because it
Speaker 1: makes all of us say, goid'm it's sword time have
Speaker 1: a sword fight. But you know, one of the main
Speaker 1: keys to combat. It's true today as it was two
Speaker 1: thousand years ago. Length distance, hit them before they can
Speaker 1: hit you. The spear is the obvious choice, because whether
Speaker 1: you have brass knuckles or a sword, or an axe
Speaker 1: or a mace, I can kill you before you can
Speaker 1: touch me, and therefore you're going to die. What Chris
Speaker 1: was well, he didn't say it was a duel, Chris,
Speaker 1: he didn't say it was a duel. He did not
Speaker 1: specified duel. He said fight to the death. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to bank on this being the other idiot is
Speaker 1: more like you Chris and picks an ax or something
Speaker 1: because an axe is cool. And I admit that an
Speaker 1: axe is cool in ancient times, do you know who
Speaker 1: carried axes? The poor people who couldn't afford swords? Did
Speaker 1: you know that it was because of the amount of
Speaker 1: metal that was in a sword? You know, we always
Speaker 1: like to think these things were readily available. They were
Speaker 1: not cost a lot of money. So the guy with
Speaker 1: the sword had more money because his took more more materials,
Speaker 1: more expensive materials to make an axe. What's cool than
Speaker 1: an axe? Right? An axe? That was the poor people's weapon,
Speaker 1: and the spear is the lamest weapon of any of these.
Speaker 1: I admit that. I look, a mace would be cool, right,
Speaker 1: But length matters, It just does. Why look the two
Speaker 1: most recent military operations, Iran and Venezuela. Why were we
Speaker 1: able to thump through both of them? Because we can
Speaker 1: hit other people before other people can hit us. That's
Speaker 1: the whole name of the game, and it always has been.
Speaker 1: When it's bows and arrows, or today with missiles and things,
Speaker 1: can you hit them before they can hit you? If
Speaker 1: you can, that's a good thing to your Prognosticator. On
Speaker 1: Friday's show, you asked if Gavin Newsom could get elected
Speaker 1: without running on a slogan. Back in two thousand and seven,
Speaker 1: Deval Patrick ran for governor of Massachusetts on the slogan
Speaker 1: Together we Can and years later and got elected. Years later,
Speaker 1: Barack Obama ran for potus on the same slogan. It's genius.
Speaker 1: Just give the electorate such a vague slogan and they'll
Speaker 1: fill in the rest of it. And you never said
Speaker 1: a thing. He's not wrong. His name is Mike from Massachusetts,
Speaker 1: so he's lived it. He's not wrong. We talked about
Speaker 1: this Kissinger. Kissinger talked about this. He's one of the
Speaker 1: originators of this ways of thinking. He talked about this.
Speaker 1: When it comes to support the troops, you hear that
Speaker 1: all the time now, support the troops, support the troops, Well,
Speaker 1: what's that mean? It means whatever you think it means.
Speaker 1: What does support the troops mean? Does that mean pray
Speaker 1: for them? Maybe that's what you think it means. Does
Speaker 1: it mean give them the best weapons, the best food,
Speaker 1: the best materials. Sure, if that's what you think it means.
Speaker 1: Does it mean support whatever conflict they happen to be
Speaker 1: fighting in You have to support it, support our troops. Sure,
Speaker 1: if that's what you think it means. You just throw
Speaker 1: that word out there. And the beauty of things like that,
Speaker 1: of these slogans like that is, even though it's vague,
Speaker 1: you you don't want to be the one who argues
Speaker 1: against it. It's structured in such a way that you
Speaker 1: don't want to be the one who argues against it. Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't support the troops. Who wants to be that guy?
Speaker 1: Nobody likes that guy. Nobody wants to be Jane Fonda.
Speaker 1: Nobody who wants to be that guy. It's brilliant, Absolutely brilliant. Jesse.
Speaker 1: I believe you've said on the show that many politicians
Speaker 1: are basically people not talented enough and or pretty enough
Speaker 1: to become Hollywood stars, so they become politicians. Isn't that
Speaker 1: exactly what pretty Christinome is spending two hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: million dollars on commercials to feature herself. The subject of
Speaker 1: this one is Christie Nome is a want to be
Speaker 1: Hollywood actress. Look, I just want to reiterate that I
Speaker 1: applaud the Trump administration for doing something about that right away.
Speaker 1: Many administrations Republican and Democrat upon discovery of that kind
Speaker 1: of ugly stuff would try to cover it up. Democrats
Speaker 1: all would cover it up, and many Republicans would cover
Speaker 1: it up. That Donald Trump found out about it and
Speaker 1: removed her from DHS, I really think it says a lot,
Speaker 1: and I think he deserves to be applauded for that.
Speaker 1: I really do I care about taxpayer money because it's
Speaker 1: your money, my money, and people are struggling right now,
Speaker 1: and then it's an ugly bit of business. Also, Communists
Speaker 1: are dirty thieves.
Speaker 8: Midst being in the wealthiest city, in the wealthiest country
Speaker 8: in the history of the world, we already see an
Speaker 8: exodus of working in middle class New Yorkers. So I
Speaker 8: don't have a hesitation in asking those who make the
Speaker 8: most amount of money in the city or the most
Speaker 8: profits in the city to pay a little bit more
Speaker 8: so that everyone can actually stay in this city.
Speaker 1: I saw that the Seattle Seahawks, I think it was
Speaker 1: their general manager, came out and said, this millionaire tax
Speaker 1: in Washington, it's gonna make it more challenging for players
Speaker 1: to get players. It's kind of crazy from the outside
Speaker 1: looking in. Now you maybe you're in the belly of
Speaker 1: the beast, so it's a little more personal for you.
Speaker 1: But it's crazy to watch communists so consistently just ruin
Speaker 1: the places in which they live. They just get in
Speaker 1: and they destroy, and they destroy as fast as they
Speaker 1: possibly can. And there's never an exception to this. They
Speaker 1: are destroyers. Now it's time for the weekend. Yes, stay
Speaker 1: boned up on the news. Don't stay glued to your
Speaker 1: phone all weekend with the bombs and the blood and
Speaker 1: the chaos and everything else. I promise all that'll be
Speaker 1: there on Monday and we'll tackle it then. All right,
Speaker 1: that's all