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Speaker 1: one and only hit music channel ninety three three f

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Speaker 1: l Z. I uh, I almost got uh. I always

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Speaker 1: got banned from publics. I was told that this could

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Speaker 1: actually could have gotten me banned. I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: hear about it now, yeah, or should I make you wait?

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Speaker 2: No, I want to hear about this now because.

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Speaker 3: Publics, I would like all of them or just one location.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but even the.

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Speaker 4: Money in your neighborhood is just like, that's the one

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Speaker 4: I go to?

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Speaker 1: Is right here? I was, Yeah, it's the best, and

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Speaker 1: I love public Publics is the best grocery store. So

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Speaker 1: it made this very clear. Men shouldn't use shopping cards.

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Speaker 2: You just don't like guys pushing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what's mainly about a guy pushing a cart?

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Speaker 1: You got to grab a cart for all the things.

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Speaker 3: Why are you going to grab all those things?

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Speaker 5: You put it on your back because I'm using the

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Speaker 5: shopping I listen to a cart.

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Speaker 1: What you're not now? You're changing your sense? Was Katie

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Speaker 1: making you change? You always be with us? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: No, you always that I would either take a basket

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Speaker 6: and no, badly, what Dorothy, you just can't play three times?

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Speaker 1: Get right here between your what is this called? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't.

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Speaker 3: You have to hold it just with your palms.

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Speaker 1: But get banned. Ye that's the point. Yeah, doing none

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Speaker 1: of it. It's like a man Ashley says, you can't

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Speaker 1: if it rains rain today and you use your windshield

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Speaker 1: wipers and they're going past max second setting, bro pull over,

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Speaker 1: You're about to get pulled over by the public's police.

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Speaker 1: Apparently I don't use shopping carts. I'm certainly not carrying

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Speaker 1: a basket. So I was grabbing a couple of things

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Speaker 1: and I unexpectedly decided I was going to make a steak,

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Speaker 1: and I've never done that before, so I don't have

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Speaker 1: like seasoning and stuff like that. So I went the

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Speaker 1: season and I like grabbed one of the seasons. And

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Speaker 1: then I realized, like I need I need more fiber

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Speaker 1: in my diet. I'm eating a lot of just like

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Speaker 1: rice and meat, rice and meat, So I need a

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Speaker 1: duty And I got meta musical crackers, and I what

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Speaker 1: keep going? Do you want to have a conversation? So

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Speaker 1: keep going? They're good for you. Yeah, mom, and Nancy

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Speaker 1: is I, you know, no shopping car but meta musical crackers?

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Speaker 1: Did I stuck? I put the seasoning in my sweatshirt pocket.

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Speaker 1: It happens and I am checking out and I start

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Speaker 1: walking away, and I felt like the flap of it,

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Speaker 1: like it went on and then hit my belly and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, And I turned around right away,

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Speaker 1: and I still have this because I didn't know what

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Speaker 1: to do. And when looking back on that, I mean,

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Speaker 1: that could have been like I've got a gun like

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Speaker 1: I did me stadium and I still have. That was

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Speaker 1: kind of unnecessary to shout that, but I did. And

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Speaker 1: then they when is public's not nice, they immediately were like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, like it's okay. They were laughing at me.

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Speaker 1: And then the woman said, she's like, just so you know,

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Speaker 1: if you did walk out, like we could have called

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Speaker 1: the police, like there, you could have been shoplifting. You

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Speaker 1: could get banned for shoplifting. Like all this stuff i'd

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Speaker 1: I mean serious stuff.

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Speaker 2: Remember Jameis Winston when he took all the crab legs,

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Speaker 2: Well he did that on purpose, that's true, but he

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Speaker 2: was angry.

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Speaker 1: Then he yelled. He stood up on the table and

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Speaker 1: he yelled something very funny. Hey, Eric, you what are

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Speaker 1: you on? You on a jet ski right now?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 7: No, really, yeah, I'm in the work truck. They got

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Speaker 7: cameras on me.

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Speaker 1: Look at you go. I like that. Hey, Eric, you

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Speaker 1: said that I need a man up and use a cart.

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Speaker 7: Oh man, the flex is nothing. You can hear your groceries, dude,

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Speaker 7: The flex is like, look at all these groceries in

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Speaker 7: my cart. I'm about to pay for that. Dude, I'm

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Speaker 7: about to buy all these groceries. Look at me.

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Speaker 1: I'm man. Let me ask you a question, Eric, Do

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Speaker 1: you use your blinker in your car?

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Speaker 7: Oh? I gotta let everybody know I'm getting over. Whether

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Speaker 7: you like it or.

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Speaker 1: Not, I don't know. Man, use your blinker. When you

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Speaker 1: drive your blinker, you're letting people know where you go.

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Speaker 7: You can't let people stop me from getting over. Let

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Speaker 7: me tell you that.

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Speaker 1: All right, there's.

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Speaker 7: There's not a thing you can do about it.

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Speaker 1: Joe, can you let's make a let's make a deal.

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Speaker 1: How about this, will negotiate. I'll be willing to try

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Speaker 1: out a cart. If you don't push the cart anymore,

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Speaker 1: you gotta pull the cart, pull the cart. Yay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that seems a little bit of a backpack.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that you wear on the front and then.

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Speaker 3: What yeah?

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Speaker 1: Me and that just oh cards, I'm not gonna get

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Speaker 1: a card trying to make me look something. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to make me look something. I'm You're trying to make

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Speaker 1: me look like something I'm not. I can tell I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to help you. It doesn't sound like you're gonna

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Speaker 1: help me. It sounds like you're gonna get me have

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Speaker 1: a good day work? Is it Anstosia? Anastasia? This is

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Speaker 1: a hi Anastasia, Anastasia. You ever accidentally steal?

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Speaker 2: I accidentally stole a rough one.

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Speaker 7: But I'm mainly calling in to let you guys know

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Speaker 7: it's my birthday.

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Speaker 1: Birthday. Where's the birthday?

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Speaker 5: Trump?

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Speaker 1: You're the meat. You're the meat. You're the meat because

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Speaker 1: Jed's the bread and Katie's the bread. You're sandwich right

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Speaker 1: in between their birthday. We love that, I right the sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: Do you cut the crust off of your sandwich? No?

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Speaker 1: You can't do that.

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Speaker 3: Back when I was a child, yeah, an adult. Now

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Speaker 3: did you say you stole a rock?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I stole a rock.

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Speaker 1: How do you steal a rock like a pet rock?

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Speaker 7: You just pick it up and then you walk away

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Speaker 7: with it.

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Speaker 1: Is that that's not? Is that stealing? And did you do.

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Speaker 7: I think it's stealing.

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Speaker 3: I mean it depends on what kind of rock it was,

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Speaker 3: if it's a really nice rock, because some people have

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Speaker 3: really nice rocks out here.

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Speaker 1: Also shout out to Cam Patterson. Are you are you?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 1: Are you into rocks or what? What's the deal? I

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Speaker 1: just like rock.

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Speaker 7: They're really pretty.

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Speaker 1: You are Cam Patterson. You're the female. You're Cameron Patterson.

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Speaker 1: And also if you don't know who I'm talking about,

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Speaker 1: like the YouTube, Cam Patterson one of the funniest comedians ever.

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Speaker 1: Also from Orlando. Okay, he's the he's the man kill

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Speaker 1: Tony alone. All right? Well, uh collecting? Can you collect rocks?

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Speaker 1: Is that a collects Potoski stones?

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Speaker 2: I feel like that would be a good time to

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Speaker 2: tell you. When I was a kid during summer I

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Speaker 2: went to rock camp. What yeah, So I also like rocks,

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Speaker 2: so I just about it was like summer school. It

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Speaker 2: was voluntary and we studied so cool.

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Speaker 1: I swear to god you you went to rock camp,

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Speaker 1: rock camp, and not run music rock camp, not camp rock.

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Speaker 5: Not a Joe bro Happy birthday, Thank you, we love you.

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Speaker 1: We love you.

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Speaker 2: I'd steal a rock.

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Speaker 8: I would too.

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Speaker 1: Rocks are cool. What's cooler?

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Speaker 3: Rock camp or band camp?

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Speaker 8: Rock camp?

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Speaker 2: It was so we've got to see the insides of rocks.

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Speaker 3: All the geo we're making music, you guys are just

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Speaker 3: examining rocks.

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Speaker 1: Actually was so interesting ahead of time.

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Speaker 8: I'll tell you what's gonna be interesting if Joe. Because

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Speaker 8: Joe's getting married, right, He's going to start having kiss

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Speaker 8: He's gonna have to start going to Costco and like

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Speaker 8: all these big, you know, bulk stores. True, So what

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Speaker 8: are what are you going to do, Joe? When it

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Speaker 8: comes to pushing that car? Oh my god, those cards

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Speaker 8: are even bigger than the public skirts.

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Speaker 4: They're not even cards, are they there?

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Speaker 1: The palate, you can do the palate. That's my man, Joe,

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