Speaker 1: Joe. In the morning. I was golfing with a buddy.
Speaker 2: His name is Steve, and we're having a well just
Speaker 2: so you put a contest, this is a Steve thing.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm golfing with Steve, and Steve is talking to
Speaker 2: me about you know, like when you go golfing, you talk.
Speaker 1: About a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: You talk about your relationship, you talk about your family,
Speaker 2: you talk about ladies. We talked about penis size. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right. So we were having a conversation and Steve no, no,
Speaker 2: I like to call min my driver. So Steve was
Speaker 2: telling me about how he went to and st Steve's
Speaker 2: a guy who I've.
Speaker 1: Known for a while. He's an older dude. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like maybe late fifties or something.
Speaker 2: And Steve was telling me how he went to the
Speaker 2: doctor to go talk to him. Because if you've ever
Speaker 2: experienced this in Kevin, you will experience this one day.
Speaker 2: It will happen to you, and it honestly pisses you off. Literally,
Speaker 2: you cannot get all the p out of your your bladder,
Speaker 2: like you're going you're peean and when you're peeing, you
Speaker 2: feel like you're peean and there's still little water in
Speaker 2: the cup, you know what I mean, Like it feels
Speaker 2: like there's you know there, you know how it's like
Speaker 2: you're trying to empty that.
Speaker 1: It's like just doesn't you know, and you're like dribbles.
Speaker 2: So he went to the went to the doctor, went
Speaker 2: to the urologist because he was worried that he might
Speaker 2: have some kind of an issue there, you know, a
Speaker 2: little blockage, maybe needs a little draino. And so he
Speaker 2: deals with the urologists telling him that everything is fine.
Speaker 2: They do all kinds of tasks, everything is good. Steve's
Speaker 2: got a good wiener.
Speaker 3: All right, first step, I'm happy for Steve.
Speaker 2: Then the urologist says to him, and this is where
Speaker 2: it gets kind of funny. The urologist says to him, Hey,
Speaker 2: we're doing this new thing right now that has gotten
Speaker 2: to be hugely popular that you should think about.
Speaker 1: And he said, what's that?
Speaker 2: And he says, we are using botox and restalling on
Speaker 2: male genitalia and guys are finding it to be an
Speaker 2: amazing thing. And Steve says, what for p And he goes, no,
Speaker 2: for the looks of your penis, well, not necessarily to
Speaker 2: make just the ball smooth. But they say that it
Speaker 2: makes the penis grow in length and width.
Speaker 1: Is probably.
Speaker 2: Shannon stopped writing stuff down right now. I know you
Speaker 2: want to tell Wes about this. I'll tell Wes. The
Speaker 2: urologist is.
Speaker 1: Is hear that?
Speaker 3: I've never heard that before.
Speaker 2: That's what he He said that the urologist told him.
Speaker 2: And this is, by the way, a very reputable urologist.
Speaker 2: And he I'm not plugging him because he's not advertiser
Speaker 2: on the show. Maybe I need to get see if
Speaker 2: you can get him to advertise. I'm gonna call Angel today.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, Angel, call on this guy, tell him
Speaker 2: we want I'll endorse that.
Speaker 1: Would you do that? I want to know how to invest.
Speaker 1: I know, don't you think that's a money maker? You
Speaker 1: get a penis growing drag the number one.
Speaker 3: Selling or did he tell him it'll make it?
Speaker 1: He said, well, it's funny. He did it by size
Speaker 1: of fingers.
Speaker 2: But he said that if the male penis is this
Speaker 2: with like, if that with he says, it grows it
Speaker 2: by this much with no, it will get length to
Speaker 2: because what happened, what happens is the restal in I
Speaker 2: don't even know what wrestling is what is restaurant is.
Speaker 3: Just another fillier.
Speaker 2: The wrestal in actually enhances the growth. So okay, so
Speaker 2: this is an interesting thing. Are there any where are
Speaker 2: my guys at Are there any guys that are that
Speaker 2: would do this?
Speaker 1: Would you guys think about you have a little penis?
Speaker 2: I mean no, don't, don't and don't take it as
Speaker 2: you're calling up going, yeah, I got a little penis,
Speaker 2: but every guy wishes that they had a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Growth, right, I mean sure, why not? Like every woman
Speaker 1: would like to help.
Speaker 4: Get several shots in your balls in penis area.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not for that because that's what you'd have
Speaker 3: to do. It's a shot.
Speaker 5: No, this isn't something I'm interested in, and I'm damn
Speaker 5: sure not being a guinea pig. A meantime, a doctor says,
Speaker 5: hey we got this new drug.
Speaker 4: That just said then bright see on the opposite, I'm like,
Speaker 4: okay it.
Speaker 2: Eight four four Mojo live eight four four six six
Speaker 2: five six five four eight What a business?
Speaker 1: This must be huge?
Speaker 5: Literally, look they got they got bbs bds.
Speaker 1: Yes, why not?
Speaker 2: I think this is kind of one of those things
Speaker 2: where equal opportunity ladies have vagina shots that they've taken
Speaker 2: right to keep themselves from uh uh being there was
Speaker 2: to get them to feel.
Speaker 4: A little bit better around shot or whatever it was called,
Speaker 4: to help.
Speaker 3: Enhance like or gas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes you feel like I don't know if
Speaker 4: that's still a round that was a thing like ten
Speaker 4: years ago, but I feel like its.
Speaker 1: Song for us. Yeah you know what I'm saying. Uh,
Speaker 1: what about you? Alan?
Speaker 6: I wouldn't do that, but since you brought up golf,
Speaker 6: I was golfing with a buddy this past weekend and
Speaker 6: we saw a guy with a driver head cover and
Speaker 6: it was a pickle and it's.
Speaker 7: A big hurt on it.
Speaker 6: I like that he was pulling it off, he said,
Speaker 6: little dick syndrome much.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, that's funny.
Speaker 2: By the way, can I tell you that that would
Speaker 2: be the funniest I don't know if anybody's ever had
Speaker 2: a driver head cover that you put on your on
Speaker 2: your driver that looks like a penis. That would be
Speaker 2: a thing, wouldn't it. What a great advertisement for this
Speaker 2: urologist doctor of his. So you wouldn't try this, Alan,
Speaker 2: if if you had an opportunity to do this, I
Speaker 2: mean I I do botox in my forehead.
Speaker 7: Nope, I prefer to age as I do.
Speaker 2: You want your Foe hit and your Bosston match, I
Speaker 2: would like it. I feel like the curtain doesn't match
Speaker 2: the drapes. And you know, Shannon, do women care about
Speaker 2: wrinkley balls?
Speaker 3: No, not at all.
Speaker 4: That's why when you first started talking about this, before
Speaker 4: you said anything about wits and length, I was like,
Speaker 4: why would you care if your balls were wrinkly or smooth?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: I mean I don't sit there and examine West's balls
Speaker 4: to see if he needs botox.
Speaker 3: It's so weird to me.
Speaker 1: Hey, Frank, what's up?
Speaker 7: Hey? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Are you doing? What do you think about this boatox balls?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 7: You know what I think?
Speaker 6: Anything to make him look a little younger or you know,
Speaker 6: looked a little higher?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That's right. I will tell
Speaker 1: you this. Lifting higher is a big deal.
Speaker 2: You go measure West right now, and the measure him
Speaker 2: in five years. The gravity just kind of plays itself
Speaker 2: on you. It's it's awful.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: And that's the thing.
Speaker 6: It's more for me instead of her, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean, Like, you don't got to sit down on
Speaker 6: the toilet seat and splash in the pool.
Speaker 2: I never thought about that. Yeah, by the way, they're
Speaker 2: hanging that low. Frank, we got to get you into
Speaker 2: this urologist.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Buy well.
Speaker 7: I was gonna just say, you know, someone say, you know,
Speaker 7: I'm blowing down. But you know who really knows?
Speaker 1: I know, I know they're hanging that low. You know
Speaker 1: you got yours.
Speaker 6: But I thing I think ultimately, ultimately it's up to you,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Like, you know, if you know.
Speaker 1: Girls want to do you know, a.
Speaker 7: Butt lift, face lift, a move job this that you know,
Speaker 7: wat couldn't a guy watching a guy?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I just think that would hurt really bad.
Speaker 1: And it's not a one time thing. I'm sure I
Speaker 1: gotta go every month.
Speaker 3: Well, botox in your face you get a couple.
Speaker 1: Times a year, Thank you, Frank. What's up, seth dude?
Speaker 1: Nothing much?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 1: What do you think about this about? Uh uh?
Speaker 9: Not?
Speaker 1: Finally a shot for growth?
Speaker 7: All right? Never one? How big is a needle that
Speaker 7: they got to put it.
Speaker 1: In?
Speaker 7: There's no there's no way I'm.
Speaker 1: Getting shot, you know what.
Speaker 2: That would be Honestly one of those things where I
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to see the needle, like you know how
Speaker 2: when you were a little kid and the doctor would
Speaker 2: give you a shot, but they would like try to
Speaker 2: get your mind out of things and talk about other stuff.
Speaker 1: I would pretty much say, no, I don't want that.
Speaker 2: They got to put me to sleep if I'm going
Speaker 2: through Yeah, no, that's a good point about the actual
Speaker 2: shot size on this.
Speaker 1: Hi, Jordan, what's up?
Speaker 7: Okay, this sounds really good, But do drug and nobody's done?
Speaker 9: He dead?
Speaker 7: What if they get this backwards in there like I
Speaker 7: don't know, it shrivels up and falls off or yeah,
Speaker 7: there's no effect.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, that's interesting, Jordan, because I always love the drug
Speaker 2: commercials that we play and at the end of the
Speaker 2: thing there's like fifteen seconds of side effects and they.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like, oh, it's like here's your head, but
Speaker 7: maybe your head might fall off.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: I always think that the funny thing is we will
Speaker 2: pretty much do whatever a doctor tells us to do, right,
Speaker 2: we'll put shots or where everything's in our body. This
Speaker 2: is one of those ones where it's like, if it's
Speaker 2: close to your private parts, you're not doing it.
Speaker 1: Bailey, what's up morning, you're doing buddy? What do you
Speaker 1: think about that?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 6: I'm not too worried about the side, but if it'll
Speaker 6: lift your boys up so you won't sit on them, just.
Speaker 2: Like Frank said, have you ever sat on yours?
Speaker 1: That is the worst it hurts.
Speaker 2: There's nothing worse than when you quickly go sit down
Speaker 2: and oh my gosh, that's horrible, yone. Oh, I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: I'd rather get smacked in the funny bone or honestly
Speaker 2: smacked him like you know how guys will sometimes go
Speaker 2: boom man like they'll they'll smack you there, just kind
Speaker 2: of like massive you a little bit. My buddy Brad
Speaker 2: did that to me all the time when I was
Speaker 2: a kid.
Speaker 1: City.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you know, pretty much like another girl and
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, Michelle works at a clinic that does
Speaker 2: this already. What do you call these things, Michelle.
Speaker 9: Well, we call them the p and O shot the
Speaker 9: Regenerative Medicine Clinic. Patients are put under with profofols and
Speaker 9: we harvest stem cells out of a hip and spin
Speaker 9: them down, and then those stem cells the patients woke
Speaker 9: back up after the harvest. Then once they're harvested and
Speaker 9: fun down, we put them back to sleep and then
Speaker 9: they are injected into the outer portion of the penis,
Speaker 9: the tip of the penis. Even when men are asleep,
Speaker 9: they jump off the table, women get them in their
Speaker 9: g spot and it's for sexual pleasure.
Speaker 2: And let me ask you, do you have a great
Speaker 2: response from these people after that, like when they go
Speaker 2: home and they get with their partner.
Speaker 9: I've not heard of any great response, a great response
Speaker 9: to the office because this is non insurance funded and
Speaker 9: this is puts out of pocket and they make a
Speaker 9: killing on it.
Speaker 5: See that's a whole other conversation. I need to be
Speaker 5: able to receive the same amount of pleasure and feeling
Speaker 5: that I have pre shot after shot.
Speaker 1: If I lose it, I don't know. I think you're
Speaker 1: going to get more.
Speaker 2: Pleasure and honestly you're going to get more pleasure to
Speaker 2: them too. Jay has actually had this voice. This guy's
Speaker 2: Jay initial J. What's up?
Speaker 1: Jay? I would be screaming this from the rooftops.
Speaker 3: First time, longtime?
Speaker 1: How was it?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it wasn't bad. I've had this done and did
Speaker 8: it out in Las Vegas. If you guys look up TikTok,
Speaker 8: that's what you did mine and not that I'll wait.
Speaker 3: Did you see it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it is? It dior TikTok.
Speaker 3: No, I think he said the dicktok on TikTok?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, you know we are going for an
Speaker 5: iHeart radio music.
Speaker 4: Why did you have it done in the first place?
Speaker 4: Just because you wanted it to be bigger?
Speaker 3: So I wanted it to have more girth? Okay?
Speaker 1: And did it? Did it work?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Wow? That's amazing.
Speaker 3: How bad did that hurt? I was thankful, but it
Speaker 3: wasn't horrible.
Speaker 5: How often do you have to get shots? Was it
Speaker 5: a one and done thing or do you have to
Speaker 5: go back frequently?
Speaker 3: One and done?
Speaker 1: Man? No, side it ain't turned purple.
Speaker 8: I mean you know you have a little some side
Speaker 8: effect around soreness and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But how much did it go? Yeah? And did it
Speaker 1: go away?
Speaker 8: I mean it'll go away in time. So you have
Speaker 8: to do the maintenance. But it's not what's maintenance?
Speaker 1: What kind of maintenance are you doing?
Speaker 3: As far as like reinject.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's interesting. I was like, like, what are you doing, honey,
Speaker 2: I'm doing my maintenance.
Speaker 3: I want to know what it is. Yeah, it's expensive,
Speaker 3: it's very expensive thousands.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, but you know what those thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: my wife is worth.
Speaker 2: It tells you to be like you, better not go
Speaker 2: get that thing done.