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Speaker 3: It is the twenty first day of August twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Happy Friday, everybody. Welcome to the Parts of Morning Show.
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Speaker 3: Mark Paris on his way and maybe Marty Gallaurn are
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Speaker 4: If you work Monday to Friday, If you work Monday
Speaker 4: to Friday, you are a victim of the greatest quality
Speaker 4: hustle that has ever existed.
Speaker 1: The weekend. The weekend, you think it's good, don't you.
Speaker 1: Friday night rolls around, you feel blessed. That's how utterly
Speaker 1: they make your work week.
Speaker 4: They make it so unbearable that Friday hits and you're like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, what a treat. I have just under
Speaker 4: forty eight hours to tend to everything that I was
Speaker 4: too dead in my soul to tend to all week long, and.
Speaker 1: I get to do it hungover.
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Speaker 1: It is Friday.
Speaker 5: It is August twenty first, the last day of the
Speaker 5: week for the Power to a Morning show.
Speaker 1: I'm Corey Cove.
Speaker 5: That's Chris Hockey, that's meat Sauce, Paul Lambert. There's Zach
Speaker 5: Halverson Parish bringing food for you fellas here in a second,
Speaker 5: No morning today.
Speaker 1: I remember she's got like a wedding.
Speaker 3: She's getting married.
Speaker 1: Ago, No, nor you're getting married her in.
Speaker 5: Mills? Is it Mills? Doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's
Speaker 5: not famous, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Always not famous.
Speaker 5: So yeah, she's got a wedding somewhere. There's Mark Parrish.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a quick question before we get started?
Speaker 1: Do you know anyone.
Speaker 6: Who's had knee surgery?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think I might have met somebody once.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Oh, Man's like pushing a little snowball down the hill.
Speaker 5: And now a couple of years later we have an
Speaker 5: absolute Indiana Jones size boulder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just keeps rolling rolling, Yep, that's right, Oh Mark,
Speaker 1: Oh hi.
Speaker 3: Mark, Hi, guys, you make it through.
Speaker 1: Headphone. Oh hi Mark, Hi, oh hi Mark.
Speaker 3: Okay, boy, do you make it through?
Speaker 1: Okay? Uh? Yesterday I finally made it through a day
Speaker 1: without crying.
Speaker 3: Okay, good.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was Uh.
Speaker 7: You know, nobody sugarcoats it for you about dropping your
Speaker 7: kid off at college, and I'm glad they don't because
Speaker 7: it's it's thundersold it it is hard.
Speaker 1: It's real, man, real hard.
Speaker 5: She don't mean Nikki, I mean Gianna specific Nikki too,
Speaker 5: but I mean, how did she do? U?
Speaker 7: Gianna did good, like she was she was excited. The
Speaker 7: hard part, uh, which I think was the hardest part
Speaker 7: for all of us, was, you know, given the final
Speaker 7: hug outside of her dorm and she started walking back
Speaker 7: to her dorm and we started going the other direction
Speaker 7: towards the car. She kind of looked back and she
Speaker 7: was she was crying a little bit, and I didn't
Speaker 7: even make.
Speaker 1: It out of the door.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: We were walking down the hall and luckily she was
Speaker 7: one of the last ones moving in, and the next
Speaker 7: day her roommate was moving in, so we were kind
Speaker 7: of helping out a little bit. And by the time
Speaker 7: I got to the elevator, the waterworks were full, full
Speaker 7: blown and hit the elevator button and the first door
Speaker 7: opens up.
Speaker 1: Was just full of kids and we easily could have
Speaker 1: fit in there. And I was just like, nope, we'll
Speaker 1: wait for the next one. Yeah and yeah, and it
Speaker 1: was yeah.
Speaker 7: After that, I kind of told Nicki as we were
Speaker 7: walking away, like I'll drive, I needed distraction everything. I
Speaker 7: made it thirty seconds in the car and I had
Speaker 7: to pull over and let NICKI drive. She was a
Speaker 7: little bit more under control. She had let it out
Speaker 7: gradually over the year. It all hit me at just
Speaker 7: once and it was just I, yeah, that's just hard
Speaker 7: that her whole life just starts flying through your you know,
Speaker 7: think going through your mind and you've just seen it
Speaker 7: all from the beginning. And so I literally cried myself
Speaker 7: to sleep in the car.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was yeah, yeah, what's wrong with Mark drive?
Speaker 7: It was yeah, it's it was really hard. And then
Speaker 7: you know, we were good, you know, the five hour Drivers.
Speaker 7: After a couple hours, I was all right, switch with Nikki.
Speaker 7: I was we were doing okay, and you know, talking
Speaker 7: with Turner and how much fun we're going to have
Speaker 7: the three of us and everything, and we got turned
Speaker 7: off twelve on a counter with six about five minutes
Speaker 7: from home, and then the waterworks just started again because
Speaker 7: you're going home and she's not.
Speaker 1: Going to be there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, ma'n got those under control and then went up
Speaker 7: and said good night to Turner, walked by her room.
Speaker 7: Waterworks started again because I wasn't saying can't say goodbye
Speaker 7: to her anymore, good night to her in the morning,
Speaker 7: at night and everything.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, it was. That was a rough, rough day.
Speaker 1: The next day it was was still pretty hard. Wednesday
Speaker 1: got a little bit better, and yeah, yesterday I was
Speaker 1: we finally were able to get through without crime. So
Speaker 1: yeph Atlust.
Speaker 5: She had that five hour distraction of just unbelievable beautiful landscape.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's just nothing but absolutely nothing right there, the
Speaker 7: mountains and forests and rivers and yeah, yeah it's a
Speaker 7: it's a simple drive, but by any means no. Yeah,
Speaker 7: So it was, uh, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was. It was interesting for you man. Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 7: It's it's such a weird range of emotions because you're happy,
Speaker 7: you're excited, you're really proud, but it's just heart wrenching.
Speaker 1: Just yeah.
Speaker 7: So it was, uh, you know, and the nice thing
Speaker 7: about it is, uh, everybody understands that's gone through it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 7: So we're at Polly Martin's charity event last night, the
Speaker 7: Shine a Light event, which was an awesome event. And yeah,
Speaker 7: there was just a lot of former former NHL. There's
Speaker 7: a lot of good buddies of mine that had been
Speaker 7: through it that were that were consoling me, and a
Speaker 7: lot of that we're about to go through it that
Speaker 7: are terrified now.
Speaker 1: But it's it's amazing.
Speaker 4: She is.
Speaker 7: The one nice thing is is uh, she's spent texting
Speaker 7: me back instantly now when I ask her what's going on, Well,
Speaker 7: it never was, I know, never was. C she can't
Speaker 7: wait to tell me what she's been up to and everything.
Speaker 7: So yeah, and you know, we're trying not to overwhelm her.
Speaker 7: It's not like a good night, good morning every day
Speaker 7: like I want to. But yeah, so it's it's really awesome.
Speaker 7: She's having a lot of it, a lot of fun
Speaker 7: down there.
Speaker 5: I know I said as to you a week ago,
Speaker 5: but I think you're in the sweet spot. I think
Speaker 5: that four or five hour range is the sweet spot. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because it's not like she's in Florida where you have
Speaker 5: to fly and it's exactly and it's also not like
Speaker 5: she's at you where it's a fifteen minute drive, right.
Speaker 5: It took that sweet spot where if she really needs
Speaker 5: to come home, she.
Speaker 1: Can get home.
Speaker 5: If you really need to see her, you can go
Speaker 5: see her. Yep, but then she still has her distance. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's a little sweet spot. I mean it's unfortunately Iowa. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's it's the right the good points. There might be
Speaker 5: Diamond Joe's I flew by and right over the border.
Speaker 5: You've had it for you hawk, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it starts sports sports petting the second across the old.
Speaker 5: Boarder here in Iowa. Yeah, we didn't bring that up
Speaker 5: to her.
Speaker 1: We let that go.
Speaker 7: Yeah, learn really really cool campus and everything, and the
Speaker 7: people are obviously really nice, so uh, you know, we're
Speaker 7: looking forward to getting nick though. A nice thing is too,
Speaker 7: is that they don't get the concerts that we have.
Speaker 7: So she'll be back next weekend for a concerts again,
Speaker 7: and I think a week or so after that she'll
Speaker 7: be back, and then she's coming back for the state fairs.
Speaker 7: So she's yeah, yeah, so she's gonna and that's we
Speaker 7: had to set the ground rule right away. If she
Speaker 7: comes back to the cities, she's got to stop by
Speaker 7: home and.
Speaker 1: Say hello and so. But no, it's a oh yeah, man.
Speaker 3: It's hard not to look at what you're losing, man, right,
Speaker 3: it's hard not to look at you know, the empty
Speaker 3: room at the end of the hall. It's you know,
Speaker 3: it's hard. It's hard to I but I swear to you,
Speaker 3: but I swear it gets easier. And then you know,
Speaker 3: you're like, hey, I got a room to do blank
Speaker 3: blanket now you know, And and it's I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's cool.
Speaker 1: Are you still blank blanking twice a day? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you talking to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Twice twice if we'd have to check on him?
Speaker 3: What are you talking when my old What a story?
Speaker 1: Mark?
Speaker 3: It's the best, man, It's the worst and the best.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1: We did something right. Yeah, she's a good kid. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, talk about all the attention you never wanted.
Speaker 7: Oh my lord, that every day, I like, don't play
Speaker 7: video games, like, just do something with that, please, yep.
Speaker 3: And but I'll tell you man, you just wait wait,
Speaker 3: I mean, how how much how much longer do we
Speaker 3: have before Turner takes off?
Speaker 1: He's a junior. So a couple of years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you just wait. I think this one was hard.
Speaker 5: I know, once Turner, you're just gonna be sitting around
Speaker 5: the house going, I guess I'm gonna nap today.
Speaker 7: I mean yeah, yeah, you think about the things you lose,
Speaker 7: but you gain that game more. Yeah, no guilt napping anymore?
Speaker 1: Would you? Who did you see at Paul Martin's bid?
Speaker 7: Oh there was a bunch of guys show mah or
Speaker 7: obviously Keith Ballard, Dustin Buffling, Jamie Lang and Brunner.
Speaker 1: Uh was last night to you guys there? Yeah, Tallers,
Speaker 1: it was good.
Speaker 7: Brock Faber was there, so yeah, no, it's it was
Speaker 7: a great event at the machine Shop. Yeah, cool place,
Speaker 7: really cool spot. Yeah, really cool venue is at.
Speaker 1: The spot on the Woodbury like Woodbury.
Speaker 7: No, it's on the other side of the river in Minneapolis. Oh,
Speaker 7: I'm thinking of something else.
Speaker 1: What was that? Wasn't it called the Machine Shed? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like that was an interesting choice for
Speaker 5: Paul Martin charity, but I was going to roll with it.
Speaker 5: He fell in love with Woodbury all of a sudden. Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that would have been an interesting ven choice. Good for
Speaker 5: you man, raise some money. There's a machine shop in Minneapolis. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's right, that's what you're saying. I thought it was
Speaker 5: the I was in my head it was the machine
Speaker 5: that was in Woodbury. I had it backwards. I had
Speaker 5: it backwards too, machine shed it's better than the rest.
Speaker 5: We'll play it's no, it's green to red. Oh do
Speaker 5: you wash it?
Speaker 1: Do you wash it?
Speaker 3: That's a weird question.
Speaker 1: I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Do you wash it?
Speaker 1: He's sounding kind of excited. Actually, yes, question while you're
Speaker 1: listening to Ben mallor true.
Speaker 3: That is technically that is to see Ben this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys might see him, hope.
Speaker 5: So I know he's having a mallor meet and greet
Speaker 5: at the end of the month. But I don't think
Speaker 5: you guys overlap. So like he's doing his his bit
Speaker 5: where he you know, asks all of his listeners to Hey,
Speaker 5: if you're in Vegas, come by and say hi. I
Speaker 5: think it's like a day or two or three after
Speaker 5: you guys are there, all.
Speaker 3: Right, because I wouldn't be surprised if he's involved in
Speaker 3: what we're involved in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Yeah, he's the best. We'll reach out
Speaker 1: to him. You have his number, right, Yeah? I love
Speaker 1: that guy. Great guy.
Speaker 3: I'll smooch him.
Speaker 1: But there you go.
Speaker 3: So football man, we got us a defensive end, guys awesome?
Speaker 1: Which one the kid?
Speaker 3: Dallas Turner? Did you read Alex Lewis's article about me?
Speaker 3: I guess it's no, it's behind This is the linebacker.
Speaker 3: I've got three or four counts. You want to borrow
Speaker 3: on them?
Speaker 1: You do? He really does? I use one over here
Speaker 1: and I have one on my phone.
Speaker 3: Dallas Turner stomping people's asses yesterday, feeling good, looking good Mortimer?
Speaker 3: Anybody classic?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, absolutely?
Speaker 3: Trading Places is so good. Got us such a good film.
Speaker 1: In their heyday that to the list. Never saw it?
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's that might be my favorite Eddie Murphy movie.
Speaker 3: And that might be ridiculous to say, but I think
Speaker 3: it might be better than second favorite.
Speaker 1: Then you like no, No one like norb You like
Speaker 1: that movie?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Hawk?
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's It's a great family film. And there's
Speaker 3: a lot of chubs. Most of them are ready Murphy
Speaker 3: and lady outfits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which you know you're five with lady outfits. He's
Speaker 1: fine with that.
Speaker 3: Listen, man, you're in hey, let's you get one life right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I ain't trying to waste another day.
Speaker 1: Amen, Amen.
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Speaker 3: All right, Zach, good, thank you.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: Saus and I were just talking TV during the break.
Speaker 5: I have a high empathetical for the entire room.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 5: Let's do it because I don't know if what we
Speaker 5: were just talking about, Sauce is the right answer, but
Speaker 5: it's one of the ones that's in the conversation.
Speaker 1: Zacho will think it's the right end.
Speaker 5: Give me, Give me the number one show in the
Speaker 5: history of television that you wish had not been a
Speaker 5: network show, and it would have been an HBO show,
Speaker 5: so they would have had HBO's resources. You obviously could
Speaker 5: say anything you want, so there's no censoring. There can
Speaker 5: be gratuitous nudity if the show needs it, Like if
Speaker 5: you wanted to have cheers on HBO, I wanted to
Speaker 5: see Ted Danson bottomless, But give me the show that
Speaker 5: would have been better even if it's a great show,
Speaker 5: a better show if it's on HBO.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me think.
Speaker 1: Because Sauce and I have one that's definitely in the conversation.
Speaker 3: It's a big one.
Speaker 5: I mean, and you like the show way more than
Speaker 5: I did. But I thought the show was good, but
Speaker 5: it would have been epic on HBO.
Speaker 8: Epic I think without commercials, which is a big one
Speaker 8: for this one. I would have loved to have seen
Speaker 8: twenty four.
Speaker 1: That was exactly the show we were talking about.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, with HBO's writers, so you could kind of
Speaker 5: get rid of like the cheesy because twenty four was
Speaker 5: a little bit cheesy, right, It made some really cliche
Speaker 5: action mistakes. There's a little bit of fill to right,
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. If you put prestige TV writers production.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's not like they went cheap on that show,
Speaker 5: but you go all out with HBO's budget, writer's skill set.
Speaker 5: I think twenty four is a great show that is
Speaker 5: like legendary on HBO. Yeah, I mean twenty four in secho,
Speaker 5: you and I've talked about this. Twenty four had the
Speaker 5: one issue.
Speaker 6: I think it was season five or six where literally
Speaker 6: the twelfth episode the writer strikeap right, and the second
Speaker 6: half of that season is horrifically bad. It's like they said, Sauce,
Speaker 6: do you want to write for and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'll do it. It's did a pretty good job. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but you gotta admit, though, Zacho, I think it's the
Speaker 6: fifth season. Yeah, it just got squirreling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but there was that episode that you wrote where,
Speaker 5: like every other seeing the one guy goes, you guessed it,
Speaker 5: I'm the bad guy, but it was like fifteen twists,
Speaker 5: every dusty right, everybody ended up being the bad guy.
Speaker 5: Everybody's name tag said, mon you saw that. I thought
Speaker 5: that season was just terrible on HBO. Would have been better, Chris,
Speaker 5: you got one a show that would have been exponentially
Speaker 5: better on HBO.
Speaker 3: I think a show that I can't help but put
Speaker 3: it in the context of context. If I wish they
Speaker 3: would redo it, same cast and put it on HBO
Speaker 3: and start from the beginning again. It would be west Wing,
Speaker 3: I got I love that show. Can you imagine what
Speaker 3: the commercials?
Speaker 5: I didn't even see it, but I could tell I
Speaker 5: meant Aaron Sorton had the Newsroom on HBO. That was
Speaker 5: probably a West Wing feel with the newsroom instead of
Speaker 5: the White House.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: He could really dive into the behind the scenes stuff,
Speaker 3: you know. And in that show, what's his face of Martin?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: What Martin?
Speaker 3: Martin Sheen's president, Kennedy idiot. Well, he's a president that
Speaker 3: you owe that like every I think both sides would
Speaker 3: love to have, you know what I mean? Yeah, and
Speaker 3: to see what his staff would have to go through
Speaker 3: in real life.
Speaker 1: I think it would be pretty cool. Parish, I was
Speaker 1: saying Sons of Anarchy.
Speaker 5: Oh so all right, I didn't watch I didn't watch
Speaker 5: Sons that was on FX? Right, Yeah, how how edited
Speaker 5: was it? Like they swear on FX but maybe not NonStop?
Speaker 5: But is there were there limitations on the language or
Speaker 5: did they let it let it loose?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 3: They Yeah, there was there were limitations for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I also.
Speaker 3: There they showed some stuff, but like when they let
Speaker 3: those people on fire in night Pit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, HBO, you.
Speaker 3: Would have scene in burning Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: There's some graphic scenes and stuff like that. Not that
Speaker 7: I wanted to see some of them, you know, in
Speaker 7: more detail and whatnot. But yeah, for them to just
Speaker 7: have freedom to do whatever they wanted, I think that would.
Speaker 3: Have made the Opie scene oh man, when he says
Speaker 3: I got this, Oh my god, dude, that that show
Speaker 3: was so good.
Speaker 1: I love Yeah, we love that show. Yeah, I never
Speaker 1: saw it. All right. Let me ask you an insane question.
Speaker 5: Would shows like The Office or Parks and Rec be better,
Speaker 5: the same or the or worse if.
Speaker 1: You put it on HBO. I was actually thinking about
Speaker 1: The Office. I mean, I don't know. I could argue
Speaker 1: it both ways. That's a great question. And I think
Speaker 1: The Office succeeds because you can't be just full on
Speaker 1: filth exactly, and you have to it's got to be
Speaker 1: clever exactly. You have to write it into existence. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, and I think that there's something to be said
Speaker 3: for that. That's what we talked about with Howard Stern
Speaker 3: when he went to Serious Headline Radio. How funny would
Speaker 3: we be if there were no parameters? Who knows, you know,
Speaker 3: But I think the parameters make you have to be
Speaker 3: more creative in some way.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Yeah, yeah, they definitely.
Speaker 5: My guess is if we let them start from scratch
Speaker 5: and pretend that The Office never existed and it's an
Speaker 5: alternate reality and it starts on HBO, my guess is
Speaker 5: there are a handful of scenes that would be just
Speaker 5: epic if they just let it loose and do whatever
Speaker 5: they want. Yeah, but everything we just said, I think
Speaker 5: is the truth. I think the the way that you
Speaker 5: have to write a show like that for network TV
Speaker 5: makes you have to think outside the box and get creative.
Speaker 1: You can't just have Todd Packer saying the most offensive
Speaker 1: things on the planet.
Speaker 5: You have to what can I say on NBC that
Speaker 5: is still super offensive? It isn't over the line.
Speaker 3: I got a million dollar idea. Go on and somebody
Speaker 3: out there can have this. I'm too old and too
Speaker 3: tired to take it to fruition. Imagine a office style
Speaker 3: show where you have, you know, the closet where they
Speaker 3: go into and they tell you what's going on with Dexter,
Speaker 3: like where he breaks down why he killed the guy
Speaker 3: and how he killed him and what he's going to
Speaker 3: do to him, Like you know, where he has the
Speaker 3: little aside, sort of like a Parker Lewis can't lose
Speaker 3: where he looks at the camera and breaks down the
Speaker 3: third wall and says, here's what I'm going to do
Speaker 3: to this son up a bit, because that was the
Speaker 3: thing about Dexter, a serial killer you could root for,
Speaker 3: at least in the beginning, because he killed bad guys.
Speaker 5: He was still a serial killer. But you know, like
Speaker 5: Boondocks Saints, Yeah, yeah, it's Robin Hood. He's robbing from
Speaker 5: the rich to give to the poor.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then John Lithgow came in and made that show
Speaker 3: even better, and then it just asked its pants towards.
Speaker 1: The end, Oh great, didn't get Yeah, it got real bad.
Speaker 3: Well, they ran out storylines and then he was married
Speaker 3: to the woman and it was just in real life.
Speaker 3: I mean it was it just got convoluted. But I
Speaker 3: would love to see a serial killer who tried to
Speaker 3: look at and say, you know, stops time and says, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm going to kill this guy later today. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: here's what I'm going to do to him.
Speaker 5: You know, Hey, uh have you seen the string of
Speaker 5: bodies that have been found in Minneapolis and they're they're
Speaker 5: going out of their way to say, we don't believe
Speaker 5: these are connected. We don't believe these are a serial killer.
Speaker 5: But it was like three days in a couple of
Speaker 5: there was three bodies in a couple of days, and
Speaker 5: it was all along the river.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was one of the man Cato too, right,
Speaker 3: So yeah.
Speaker 1: They were I mean I assume they're thinking it's drowning.
Speaker 3: You have something you'd like to admit.
Speaker 5: Uh no, But I mean it is weird when you
Speaker 5: see a bunch of unexplained deaths. U. Let's un let's
Speaker 5: have more information that they're not telling us. But then
Speaker 5: it's like, well, these aren't connective.
Speaker 3: Are we sure?
Speaker 1: Right now? Be like looking on you know, you think
Speaker 1: the worst. Yeah, of course, what are you not telling?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Minneapolis over the last handf of years has gone
Speaker 5: through a thing or two. We we don't need a
Speaker 5: serial killer, not an active one that like the whole
Speaker 5: country is going to have their eye on. Yeah, we
Speaker 5: don't need that, agreed, right, Saw, I'm looking at you.
Speaker 3: Of course it ends up being I.
Speaker 6: Mean I don't think I could ever be a serial
Speaker 6: killer because take a lot of effort, take a lot
Speaker 6: of planning, and uh and to not get caught requires
Speaker 6: keeping a secret, attending.
Speaker 3: To detail and gut helmets, attention to what that's.
Speaker 1: Right, that's right. You'd have to hide the bodies in
Speaker 1: your gutters. Yeah, but I couldn't because my gutters are
Speaker 1: protected by gutter, helmet and gutter.
Speaker 5: Then where would you hide him. I'm not going to
Speaker 5: tell you that was a test pass you passed.
Speaker 3: It's just barely because he thought about it for a moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Yeah, Hey, can I ask you guys a
Speaker 1: question about my question from yesterday about the biker.
Speaker 5: Gang a five minute question at the end of the show.
Speaker 5: Can I ask it in a ten second question?
Speaker 6: Sure, biker gangs get infiltrated because people in the biker
Speaker 6: gang get caught, and they use those people against the gang.
Speaker 3: Right from time to time.
Speaker 1: That's probably one way to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: But I think in your very long winded question to
Speaker 5: wrap the show yesterday, I think you were saying, why
Speaker 5: does biker gangs ever allow any outsider in?
Speaker 1: Yeah? In my responsible you were asking that was how
Speaker 1: do they ever grow the gang?
Speaker 5: If they don't allow new You have to allow new
Speaker 5: people in club club, right, so you have to I mean,
Speaker 5: do they do full background checks? And vet them out.
Speaker 5: I mean, well, and you know I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Do if you'd left me some room, I could answered
Speaker 3: you yesterday because I've I've I've for some reason listened
Speaker 3: to some audio books about this stuff with CIA guys
Speaker 3: and alcohol, tobacco, firearm guys who have infiltrated gangs and stuff.
Speaker 3: I guess not CIA, but and it's interesting because guys
Speaker 3: about my age a little bit younger, from time to
Speaker 3: time are looking for families when they're when they for
Speaker 3: whatever reason, go through something, they don't have a family anymore.
Speaker 3: I had a buddy one time who when his mom
Speaker 3: passed away, his dad had been gone a long time.
Speaker 3: He was an only child, didn't have any kids, so
Speaker 3: he joined a biker gang because he liked that family feel.
Speaker 3: And you join a smaller local thing and then you
Speaker 3: like it, and there maybe you are a supporter of
Speaker 3: a bigger biker gang and you say, maybe I want
Speaker 3: to be a part of this, and then you just
Speaker 3: kind of move into different So they vet you by
Speaker 3: keeping an eye on you and the big guys. They
Speaker 3: have lawyers and such like that who will vet you
Speaker 3: on the internet and find out what your true path is.
Speaker 3: True past is. So I think television and you know,
Speaker 3: just fiction makes it look like it's easier to get
Speaker 3: inside as a you know, an informant than it really is.
Speaker 3: We've heard of them, yeah, but I don't think it's
Speaker 3: as easy as they make it look.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm trying not to make this about me, but
Speaker 1: stay with me for a second.
Speaker 5: There was a time that I stopped at this bar
Speaker 5: and I had to make a phone call and there
Speaker 5: was this biker gang and they did not care for me.
Speaker 5: I could tell the second I walked in. I'm like,
Speaker 5: this is the wrong bar, this is the wrong place.
Speaker 5: They were all talking there, he yapping along and I
Speaker 5: couldn't hear anything, and I'm trying to make a call.
Speaker 1: So I yelled at him and I was like, could
Speaker 1: you keep it down a little bit. I'm trying to make.
Speaker 3: Exactly what you said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, I'm trying to.
Speaker 10: Use and.
Speaker 5: They threatened to kill me. They threatened to kill me,
Speaker 5: and I just said, before you kill me, can I
Speaker 5: do one last thing?
Speaker 1: And I did this dance and stuff and everybody started
Speaker 1: clapping and stuff, and.
Speaker 5: Then they just gave me a motorcycle. So I was
Speaker 5: kind of in the club but I didn't even have
Speaker 5: to like stay with them. I just drove off. Paul,
Speaker 5: your hands up.
Speaker 1: He's not here till next April when we bet on
Speaker 1: the Masters. Does he know anybody who said knee surgery?
Speaker 1: Hawkcus right, I'm trying God, Hawk, did the Hawk did
Speaker 1: have knee surgery? Yes? Yes, yes, Parish.
Speaker 5: After Turner moves out, join a biker gang you get
Speaker 5: two years of play which game you're gonna join?
Speaker 9: God, his tail is just the tail of that motorcycle
Speaker 9: is all over the place and startsace.
Speaker 1: It's freaking personal.
Speaker 3: I have to turn it around the show to you guys,
Speaker 3: but my computer keeps turning off.
Speaker 1: But he kick starts it.
Speaker 3: It starts. He looks frond like looking on dead and
Speaker 3: then her it's so good. There it goes and he's
Speaker 3: fish tailing.
Speaker 1: He is. It's one of my favorite scenes, the greatest,
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they filmed that, The.
Speaker 1: Relief on his face when he kickstarts that thing, like
Speaker 1: hell yeah.
Speaker 5: And there is genius in the silence after the crash. Right,
Speaker 5: It's not like the biker guys are going like, oh
Speaker 5: damn man, like that legget hurt like you are sayings
Speaker 5: like you don't need to add anything, just have that
Speaker 5: weird silent crash and then just.
Speaker 3: I'm about to ruin your day, Corey.
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: What is the name of the biker gang?
Speaker 1: Oh? I have no idea. No, that's not that's not
Speaker 1: even in the back of my head.
Speaker 3: I think I would have known even before I watched
Speaker 3: the time?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: How many words is it to? What are they? Initials?
Speaker 1: S H, Satan's I would I knew how they filled this,
Speaker 1: Satan's something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, yep, Satan's h, Satan's s close, Satan's helpers.
Speaker 1: Purpose not Santa's helpers, Satan's helpers, bikers helpers. Damn god,
Speaker 1: I'm best man.
Speaker 3: The stunt man who crashed this porcycle.
Speaker 1: Oh so good. Hope be finding bike Pewie. Yeah. Then
Speaker 1: he slaps him on the back, right, he takes off,
Speaker 1: It just goes quiet. That's so good.
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Speaker 5: Hey, the Ravens are in town Joint Practice number two
Speaker 5: in the rear view mirror.
Speaker 1: But Tomorrow Saturday at.
Speaker 5: Noon, the Ravens can stop going on the rock bottom
Speaker 5: plunge at Mall of America. They can stop riding the
Speaker 5: rides and start playing some football, even though most of
Speaker 5: the starter is probably won't.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 5: Preseason game number two for the Minnesota Vikings again, pregame
Speaker 5: at ten, game at noon right here on the fan
Speaker 5: on DraftKings. The Vikings are three and a half point favorites.
Speaker 5: Good teams win, great teams cover. Yeah, it's gonna be
Speaker 5: a good one, Hogs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be there are you going down?
Speaker 1: No, my wife's got to work, so lou Dog and
Speaker 1: I'll do the pregame from home.
Speaker 3: I'll be at the stadium, man, let's go.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, dude, over Under is thirty six and a half.
Speaker 5: Game three of the preseason in Denver on Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Hog o'clock.
Speaker 1: Don't like gambling on preseason football because it means too much.
Speaker 3: It means too much. I don't want it to cheapen
Speaker 3: the product for Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yep, we wish there were four games. Every team played
Speaker 1: four games.
Speaker 3: I wish that there was a game every two hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of preseason football.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Like the last night's games were a lead hog.
Speaker 3: That's right. Yeah, Mendoza throw a pick six.
Speaker 1: He sure did. It's over Yep. You had a one
Speaker 1: week run. Sorry, you want to throw those in the preseason.
Speaker 1: You don't want to wait till the regular.
Speaker 5: So they're fun, especially if you have money. On the
Speaker 5: other side, I just throw a pick six. Cash those tickets.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: Have we seen have you guys seen in the last
Speaker 5: what day or two the trend of everybody in the NFL,
Speaker 5: the players in the NFL hating, hating, hating, hating. The
Speaker 5: second day of joint practices. Right, even Sae Kwon Barkley
Speaker 5: now is coming on, going, what are we doing? Because
Speaker 5: all day twos have turned into is all right, I'm
Speaker 5: tired of you guys, let's just fight. There's pushing and
Speaker 5: shoving and punching, and people are getting in trouble, and
Speaker 5: across the league there are players going one is fine,
Speaker 5: Why are we doing back to back joint practices?
Speaker 1: It's nothing but skirmishes and heated rivalries. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: It's like, I don't know, but a lot of fights
Speaker 5: yesterday in the NFL. They don't like each other for that,
Speaker 5: you know, second twenty four hours.
Speaker 7: That's one of the reasons the NHL playoffs gets so
Speaker 7: feised is because you just get so sick of facing
Speaker 7: off against the same guy.
Speaker 1: Like after Game two, a game three, I'm like, got
Speaker 1: you again, right, you know it's just not your teammate, right,
Speaker 1: nobody is truly trying somebody take it out on you. Exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just I can see that in football being real tough.
Speaker 1: So I wonder think about how nuts this would be.
Speaker 5: I wonder if at some point we have joint practices
Speaker 5: slowly turn into what they do with preseason, or like.
Speaker 1: The starters mostly play on the first day.
Speaker 5: And then the guys that are fighting to make the
Speaker 5: team or the second day just to avoid this crap.
Speaker 1: Are we going to get to that point at some point?
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's also not maybe not, but there's also like
Speaker 6: you know what Hawk and I saw on Tuesday is
Speaker 6: or Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? They not. I would guess on every team
Speaker 1: has this, but like the Vikings have enough space where
Speaker 1: those teams never even need to come together.
Speaker 6: They could just have their own practice one day, joint
Speaker 6: practices the other, and just not practice on the first
Speaker 6: or second day. Right, they have so much space over
Speaker 6: there that you know, the first what twenty five minutes,
Speaker 6: talk thirty minutes is just their own team bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they kind of get together. They could
Speaker 1: just never get together. Didn't get shippy at all on
Speaker 1: day one. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Will Fries, Yeah he got a little the offensive and
Speaker 6: defensive lineman mostly because like Perry silly pushing.
Speaker 5: It's the same guy everything, and if one guy's trying
Speaker 5: harder because it's joined practice is and the one guy
Speaker 5: who's a vet that's like Will Fries and he's like,
Speaker 5: I don't really care.
Speaker 1: I don't want don't want to get hurt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so then you get the year taking this too
Speaker 5: seriously and now I'm going to take it out on you.
Speaker 1: The ruty effect, right, Yep, I wonder, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some guys are trying to make the team. Some guys
Speaker 1: are just trying to get shape. But didn't you say,
Speaker 1: hogs Daddy that they were told, Oh, yeah, like we're
Speaker 1: not We're like the Saints and Cowboys. Didn't one of
Speaker 1: the teams get fined? There was so much.
Speaker 3: Fighting, that's the thing that they're trying to do to
Speaker 3: keep it from happening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, five hundred thousand dollars each for the brawls and
Speaker 5: joint practices the Cowboys and Saints.
Speaker 1: Maybe somebody was trying to steal will Fries as women. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had to fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes you got fighting.
Speaker 5: And did Jameis Winston get punched in the face or
Speaker 5: did he punch someone in the face?
Speaker 1: I do not know.
Speaker 5: I think Jamis got into a legitimate thing. Let me
Speaker 5: see if I can figure that out. Because I didn't
Speaker 5: see it. I thought I read that headline somewhere that
Speaker 5: he was either swinging or was swung upon anyway, you
Speaker 5: were saying talk amongst yourselves. Well, I looked this up
Speaker 5: Route Island neither a road nor notand.
Speaker 7: Five hundred thousand dollars fine for getting punched in the face.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6: There was just so much fighting in the Cowboys saying
Speaker 6: it to its right that they were like, you guys
Speaker 6: got to stop because that was you said a tuhawk.
Speaker 1: When they would go to Kansas City, they would just fight.
Speaker 5: Jamis Winston, by the way, got punched in the face
Speaker 5: by a Dolphins player during a fight filled joint practice,
Speaker 5: according to the Bleacher Report, punch in.
Speaker 6: The face man, hmmm, because wasn't that like uh brock
Speaker 6: Lessner's bit as he would just fight.
Speaker 3: Well, usually the people who fighted the ones who were
Speaker 3: in the cusp and they're trying to show people that
Speaker 3: they're tough, right they care?
Speaker 6: Yeah, the best story, and I think staries tell the stories.
Speaker 6: Danny Greenwood said, no more fighting. If you fight, you're
Speaker 6: getting cut. There was a guy a friend of mine
Speaker 6: didn't care much for, so John Randall fought him. They
Speaker 6: didn't cut John Randall.
Speaker 5: That's that's playing chess when everybody else is playing checkers.
Speaker 6: Said no more fighting about ten minutes later, John beat
Speaker 6: up an offensive lineman.
Speaker 1: The guy fought back. That guy wasn't there the next
Speaker 1: day John definitely was.
Speaker 5: It would have been one of the ballsiest coaching decisions
Speaker 5: of all time to cut John Randall over a preseason fight.
Speaker 1: Didn't wasn't Leslie's first year. Didn't he cut Bryant McKenny.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he was a little overweight.
Speaker 1: They just fight out cut him. That's a huge bitch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a monster.
Speaker 5: Twins are off yesterday. They are at the San Diego
Speaker 5: Dads tonight at eight forty. Minnesota is sixty three and
Speaker 5: sixty five after they just swept the NL East leading
Speaker 5: Atlanta Braves, and we are in a wild card spot.
Speaker 5: If the playoffs started today and they don't, we'd be in, Yeah,
Speaker 5: with a wild card with a sub five hundred record.
Speaker 1: But who cares. Yeah, we'll take it.
Speaker 5: They've been fun to watch this year. Rangers are sixty
Speaker 5: three and sixty five as well. We have a half
Speaker 5: game lead over the Blue Jays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, San Diego, sweet spot, baseball at Petco even cooler,
Speaker 1: So good for the Twins and.
Speaker 5: Mitch all right, clad Parish is here. Oh this is
Speaker 5: for Chris and Mark by Mark Hi episode you go.
Speaker 5: There are eight correct answers. And the reason why I'm
Speaker 5: bringing this up is because it's in the news. Great, Mark,
Speaker 5: You're gonna love this.
Speaker 1: This NBA related.
Speaker 5: I kind of figured, Oh boy, Mark, there are eight
Speaker 5: players in the history of the NBA that have either
Speaker 5: made five hundred million dollars or their current contracts that
Speaker 5: they have signed right that will eventually play out because
Speaker 5: it's guaranteed money, they will eventually cross the five hundred
Speaker 5: million dollar mark based on their current contracts for them.
Speaker 5: One of them joined that list yesterday by signing a
Speaker 5: new deal. Who are the eight players that have made
Speaker 5: five hundred dollars or more in the past or based
Speaker 5: on their current contracts? Lebron Lebron James is one that's
Speaker 5: already over the five hundred mark. Yes, he's one of
Speaker 5: the two, by the way that's already over. And this
Speaker 5: is just career earning.
Speaker 1: Career earning. Yep, no endorsement money is an okay hawk Nope,
Speaker 1: Chris Hockey did not. It's incorrect.
Speaker 5: James Harden was the one from yesterday. Yes, he signed
Speaker 5: a three year, ninety seven million dollar a deal with
Speaker 5: the Cavs. So when this deal plays out, he will
Speaker 5: be over the five hundred million marks to the beard, right,
Speaker 5: exactly right, So Lebron's one hardens one.
Speaker 1: Are they all still currently playing? Yes? Okay, that doesn't
Speaker 1: help at all, man. A couple of these guys.
Speaker 5: You've never set Curry Steph Curry will be over the line,
Speaker 5: but is not quite yet. I think he's actually next year.
Speaker 5: I think, like this season, I think he crosses the mark.
Speaker 1: You guys are for three? Uh well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think he might Sga seems a little isn't he young?
Speaker 1: Too young yet? Not there yet? He'll get there, though, God,
Speaker 1: I can't do that. I think you only have a
Speaker 1: shot at one more.
Speaker 5: The other ones that I think I could give you
Speaker 5: an hour and you're not going to come up with.
Speaker 1: I think you can get one more though.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to Carol.
Speaker 6: No, not the guy from Happy Birthday, Carol.
Speaker 7: I'm blanking on one guy's name playing for like Golden State. Yep,
Speaker 7: oklaholm up, yep.
Speaker 1: That's the other one. Yeah, that's the one I think
Speaker 1: you can get.
Speaker 7: What's your guys, that's the one, Harley David.
Speaker 5: While you're thinking of that person while you're thinking of
Speaker 5: that person, because that is a correct answer. And by
Speaker 5: the way, like I said, he is the he's the
Speaker 5: one that's also already over the five hundred million, the
Speaker 5: ones that you're never gonna get, Paul George, Joe l Embiid,
Speaker 5: Devin Booker, Donovan Mitchell and.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is killing me. I think you I think
Speaker 1: you got it. An initials one.
Speaker 5: A lot of people call him by his initials SVG. No,
Speaker 5: what that's a Scott Van Geldt, No SVG.
Speaker 1: Oh Man.
Speaker 7: His first name starts with a K. Kevin, Kyri, Kiri
Speaker 7: one of the two of you is right, Oh, Kyrie Irving. No,
Speaker 7: Kevin Evan Duncan No.
Speaker 5: Not Kevin Duncan Duncan Kevin stop it, come on, Kevin O'Connell.
Speaker 1: No, literally a top ten player of all time. Kevin
Speaker 1: gard Had no Bird, not Kevin Bird, not Kevin Jordan,
Speaker 1: not Kevin Elijah w On.
Speaker 5: No kJ it was awesome for the Suns back loved kJ. Wow,
Speaker 5: you are a hockey Yeah.
Speaker 1: The last names initial search of the D not duncan No.
Speaker 1: People think we're kidding. No, we're not.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're talking about Oh, I can
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 1: One of his nicknames is the Slim Reaper. I never
Speaker 1: heard that.
Speaker 5: If I say the other nickname gives it away because
Speaker 5: half of the nickname is his actual name.
Speaker 1: Let me just say it.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 1: One of his other nicknames is the Durantula Kevin Durant. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: So Lebron Harden, Steph Katie Mbead Booker, Mitchell and Paul George.
Speaker 1: But yeah, are halfway there. I got the Kevin.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you get some tough ones. Yeah, living on a prayer,
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Speaker 3: But uh, every time I get the hiccups, I think, well,
Speaker 3: this is the time it's never going to end. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have the hiccups until I die.
Speaker 5: And you're going to be on some uh you know
Speaker 5: BBC news story that talks about how this guy's been
Speaker 5: hiccupping for seventeen years.
Speaker 1: Calm down, but what would be here to listen?
Speaker 3: If it'll take away the hiccups, I'll do it.
Speaker 5: It does seem to be that it is always the
Speaker 5: British press that is covering a hiccup story, does it not.
Speaker 5: It's not like it's out of Ohio, it's always out
Speaker 5: of England. They care about hiccup, they do. People they
Speaker 5: care a lot about it, they really do.
Speaker 3: Every time I get the hiccups, I think it's never
Speaker 3: this is it?
Speaker 1: This is it? I care about mister Z. I know,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm mister Z. Hey guys, what's up? What's
Speaker 1: you tell us?
Speaker 5: In a in a world that doesn't include The Odyssey
Speaker 5: or Spider Man?
Speaker 1: What's going on in the world of film? What do
Speaker 1: we got this weekend?
Speaker 10: This weekend? The I think what probably is the final
Speaker 10: installment of the Insidious series of I'm not one hundred
Speaker 10: percent even sure of that. So insidious, I don't know
Speaker 10: how many of them have been four or five, six
Speaker 10: of them. It's called out of further, it's probably the
Speaker 10: big release, but Spider Man may beat this too. I
Speaker 10: think this is kind of be one of those twenty
Speaker 10: million dollar horror pictures, a relatively generic PG thirteen horror pictures.
Speaker 10: So it's nice that it's PG thirteen because then the
Speaker 10: young people who might like this movie can see it.
Speaker 10: But it's also not our so it's not a you know,
Speaker 10: not a R rated horror movie for the for the
Speaker 10: hardcore fans, and so it'll just slip in there in between.
Speaker 1: There some two of them all right back, yeah, and
Speaker 1: oh go ahead, is there more? No?
Speaker 10: I was just gonna say the other one isna. Every
Speaker 10: year and maybe sometimes twice a year we get a
Speaker 10: Jason Statham film that they start to mix together because
Speaker 10: we get so many of them, but they have their place.
Speaker 10: There's nothing new. He's you know, out for vengeance and
Speaker 10: that'll do okay because there's you know, there's a certain
Speaker 10: about people who will go to every Jason states and
Speaker 10: the film that comes out, including what Beekeeper two years ago,
Speaker 10: did pretty well.
Speaker 5: So don't you think it's weird that about every ten
Speaker 5: years there's a guy like this, Yeah, that he just
Speaker 5: makes movies that were the title doesn't matter the plot
Speaker 5: doesn't matter. It's just like Steven Sagal kicking ass, and
Speaker 5: it's ten years of Steven Sagal, then it's ten years
Speaker 5: of Liam Neeson. Now it's right, And I'm not saying
Speaker 5: Stathan's only been around for ten years, but it just
Speaker 5: seems like every ten years we just spin a wheel
Speaker 5: and there's a new guy that just punches people.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's yeah, a ton of kid.
Speaker 10: It's almost kind of the studios in Hollywood aren't necessarily
Speaker 10: known for making wise decisions when it comes to the
Speaker 10: movies that make money, But every now and then, listen
Speaker 10: to this, like, why don't we just keep doing this,
Speaker 10: you know, and keep firing him Outtive. I've always kind
Speaker 10: of half joked, have been serious that those out of
Speaker 10: a city. Every year, I would have some sort of
Speaker 10: a movie aimed at PG thirteen kids about a bunch
Speaker 10: of kids that have to stay in haunted house over
Speaker 10: a weekend for a Halloween prank. And you could just
Speaker 10: send that to the bank every year. But they, you know,
Speaker 10: so there's certain things that you could just do. An athlete,
Speaker 10: a high school athlete that you know kind of is
Speaker 10: down and out but at the end comes back and
Speaker 10: makes it. All of those things are tried and true.
Speaker 10: They make money, and Jason Stason will because they don't
Speaker 10: spend a lot. They'll make okay money at the theater.
Speaker 10: Then they'll sell it to the streamers and make a
Speaker 10: ton of money there.
Speaker 1: My taking nice for them.
Speaker 5: My take on movies like Mutiny is I always think
Speaker 5: they're they're an interesting choice. Like if you're on a
Speaker 5: flight and you're watching what people are picking, and there's
Speaker 5: a thousand movies to pick from, and you're like, you
Speaker 5: picked Mutiny for the next two and a half hours,
Speaker 5: that's the best choice of your time on this flight.
Speaker 1: And they just look like they're locked in, like this
Speaker 1: is the best mutiny.
Speaker 3: I judged costly every day. Do you need to judge
Speaker 3: me the plane?
Speaker 1: Ye can't wait for mutiny? Come on them.
Speaker 10: He seems like a good dude knows there's certain I think.
Speaker 10: I think it's we've you've talked about stuff that you
Speaker 10: put on for the background.
Speaker 1: Look at this is.
Speaker 10: Look at the numbers when you get to Christmas for
Speaker 10: the Hallmark movies that are streaming, and what kind of
Speaker 10: numbers those things do. And you could make an argument
Speaker 10: that that's but but you know, there's certain things that
Speaker 10: are like I don't know, that are comfort food for
Speaker 10: people and for you know, guys adjacent Safenfelds are just
Speaker 10: something that relaxes them. They don't have to pay too
Speaker 10: much attention to I guess, and you just kind of
Speaker 10: sit back and enjoy it and nothing surprising. You know
Speaker 10: exactly what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: Very comforting, mister Z. Question for you, well, December eighteenth
Speaker 1: of this year be the biggest block like the biggest
Speaker 1: movie day in movie history.
Speaker 10: We we're not sure. We probably that's that's a great question.
Speaker 10: It is very what are we calling that Done's Day?
Speaker 10: Because Done three opens the same day as Avengers Doom's Day,
Speaker 10: and normally studios are kind of egotistical, so they don't
Speaker 10: want to do that. They want to be the number one.
Speaker 10: They hate to open their big movie at number two.
Speaker 10: A Dune will definitely be number two to Adventures Noomsday
Speaker 10: at least dollars wise. So yeah, we don't know. I mean,
Speaker 10: if Avengers is going to do Spiderman type numbers. The
Speaker 10: one thing holding it back from just statistically not over
Speaker 10: the course of a two week period, but where that's
Speaker 10: the December eighteenth, A lot of families do Christmas weekend
Speaker 10: movies the day after Christmas, the day of Christmas, and
Speaker 10: so there's going to be people who are going to
Speaker 10: wait and save one of those movies to go to
Speaker 10: on Christmas Day. And so we're going to spread those
Speaker 10: dollars from the eighteenth all the way to New Year's
Speaker 10: Eve versus like a May sixth, where everyone's trying to
Speaker 10: go opening weekend. But that being said, and then seven
Speaker 10: days after that, it's going to get really busy at
Speaker 10: Christmas Day because you're going to have those two movies
Speaker 10: and then Jumanji opens, and Jumanji's found a way into
Speaker 10: whether they're good or bad, they're very fun for a
Speaker 10: family to go to at Christmas. So it's going to
Speaker 10: be ridiculous on the twenty fifth as far as trying
Speaker 10: to get a ticket.
Speaker 5: You've ever been on a flight and somebody picks Jumanji
Speaker 5: and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, what what are you doing? That's a movie? The Odyssey.
Speaker 5: The Odyssey just became the highest grossing R rated movie
Speaker 5: of all time. It surpassed Deadpool and Wolverine. So what
Speaker 5: one point two or one point three billion? I think
Speaker 5: The Odyssey's at you think do you think Hollywood learned
Speaker 5: anything with this one and being rated R and the
Speaker 5: Imax angler is Christopher Nolan just kind of a unicorn?
Speaker 10: Yeah, if you took it the one time that if
Speaker 10: when this movie came out, if it just kind of
Speaker 10: surprise you, like you weren't familiar with it and it
Speaker 10: wasn't a Christopher Nolan, I don't think it would have
Speaker 10: done as much business even if it was the exact
Speaker 10: same movie. If you could make an alternate universe hypothetical.
Speaker 10: So that does help. And it's a three hour investment,
Speaker 10: I'm not sure. I guess here's what I hope they
Speaker 10: learned that if you're going to make a three hour
Speaker 10: long R rated movie, you better make it accessible and
Speaker 10: make it good because people are willing to come and
Speaker 10: sit for three hours or through a movie if it's
Speaker 10: really good and it's it doesn't feel like there's a
Speaker 10: lot of times that you look in your and watch
Speaker 10: hope the movie kind of wraps it up, and that
Speaker 10: doesn't happen in the in the Odyssey. So hopefully that's
Speaker 10: what they learned to spend the money and people will come.
Speaker 1: Yep, all right, mister Z, thanks buddy. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: tuck y'all later by Eddie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not for one second of the Odyssey was I'm like,
Speaker 5: how long is this going to be? I actually I
Speaker 5: felt that way during Spider Man. I'm like, man, this
Speaker 5: is start to drag. But Odyssey was just it had
Speaker 5: you by the throat for three hours. Yes, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: right by the throat. You know, you know where they're
Speaker 5: choking you and you're choking them. You know one of
Speaker 5: those Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, you know somebody real well, your friends in the corner.
Speaker 3: For some reason, he can't do what you could do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not into that. Weird.
Speaker 5: What really matters is brought to you by Ovo Lacy
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Speaker 1: From Ovo, Lasik and Lens.
Speaker 3: That's what I hit everybody from right, that's.
Speaker 5: Right, you hit the Wildhorn. Look, this is strange. I
Speaker 5: know this is like the fourth time we've asked us.
Speaker 5: But Mark Parrish, I don't even have this on my
Speaker 5: list of questions because it's not in the news. It's
Speaker 5: August twenty first. Yeah, we could have signed Quinn Hughes
Speaker 5: on July first. Yeah, what in the sweet hell is
Speaker 5: taking so long?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? Honestly, you'd have to ask Quinn Hughes.
Speaker 1: He's just enjoying summer.
Speaker 7: From all accounts everything that I've heard, Yeah, he loved
Speaker 7: it here. It sounds like he wants to come back,
Speaker 7: sounds like he's probably going to be back, but for
Speaker 7: some reason, Yeah, he is just not in any hurry
Speaker 7: to sign.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 5: Where were this rank in terms of all time? Minnesota?
Speaker 5: Out of nowhere? Devastating sports news, not death related, just
Speaker 5: like a gut punch out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: It would be cool right right up there. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was tough, Edy Bridge.
Speaker 7: Yeah, for the for the wild fans, for the organization,
Speaker 7: for everybody, Yeah, it would be a it'd be a
Speaker 7: sucker punch for sure.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: What really matters, though, is this Two fishermen have been
Speaker 3: rescued if they were found after they were found floating
Speaker 3: in a cooler off the coast of Mexico. The Mexican
Speaker 3: Navy says they found the men Wednesday, about one hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty miles off the coast, where they had been
Speaker 3: floating in the Pacific Ocean and a large fishing cooler
Speaker 3: with no food or water for five days. The Navy
Speaker 3: said they were airlifted to Mexico, where they received medical
Speaker 3: attention before being reunited with their families. It's not clear
Speaker 3: how the men became stranded. A video of the rescue
Speaker 3: shows two men in a large blue box bobbing on
Speaker 3: the ocean waves as the rescue boat moves in.
Speaker 1: This is the most viral marketing for Yetti of all time.
Speaker 1: Correct Also, Wilson Man, I mean the thing kept him
Speaker 1: alive and kept him out of great.
Speaker 5: White sharks mouths for five days. Yeah, put that in
Speaker 5: a commercial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gotta be one like the story behind that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine those two guys being like, do you
Speaker 1: have ugly coolers? Yeah? YETI dot com? That's YETI dot com.
Speaker 1: Yeti's whale. Sure they do. Both are the coolers the
Speaker 1: cups or whatever? Yeah?
Speaker 5: The mugs and the battleable snowman, Yeah, all of them,
Speaker 5: and the the Utah Mammoth, which really should have been
Speaker 5: the Utah Yeah. Yeah, although the mammoth is pretty sweet too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They're gonna be good this year, right, zacho?
Speaker 3: They were pretty good last year. Not Yetti, not Yetti in.
Speaker 1: A little bit, bal uh.
Speaker 5: The San Francisco forty nine ers took on the Chargers
Speaker 5: last night, and normally I wouldn't bring it up.
Speaker 1: Forty one to seventeen Niners win. Who cares? Right? Great game,
Speaker 1: right hawk I saw yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little strange. Just think it's a little.
Speaker 3: Strange, little strange.
Speaker 5: We know if this is preseason game number two and
Speaker 5: Brock Purty and Justin Herbert both played now barely. I
Speaker 5: think they both played like a series because Party went
Speaker 5: four of six for twenty nine yards.
Speaker 1: Herbert was one of two for nine yards. It wasn't
Speaker 1: they both played, though? Is that weird?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I think it's a little weird preseason game number two
Speaker 5: for one series.
Speaker 1: What's the point? I would guess? This is my guess.
Speaker 1: I have gone information? Did you just go? Yes? Away?
Speaker 1: Thank you, hogs Daddy.
Speaker 6: They are so banged up injury wise that they need
Speaker 6: Party to play with the new receiver whoever like Kittles
Speaker 6: out and maybe Mike Evans is dealing with an injury.
Speaker 6: They lost Pearce all for the year.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, so I find Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can't find Santa Claus or Satan's helper's Yeah,
Speaker 1: well no, pee Wee can leave him to them to
Speaker 1: him them. Yeah, I think that might be it, and
Speaker 1: I think Herbert played because their offense is not great
Speaker 1: and they need the practice. Mark Parrish.
Speaker 5: The San Francisco forty nine Ers open their season against
Speaker 5: the Rams Thursday, sip Tember tenth. Where the Niners open
Speaker 5: up the season Thursday, September tenth against the Los Angeles
Speaker 5: Rams where la incorrect.
Speaker 1: Tem Fan Francisco. Oh for two, I'm out of guesses.
Speaker 1: Disney World further away?
Speaker 5: You go further away than Disney World, Mexico, way further further,
Speaker 5: the moon closer. Uh? Brazil, Uh, you're cold? This is geography,
Speaker 5: howt or cold? Getting colder? Canada colder? I don't mean
Speaker 5: in terms of climate. Go to the other side. Spin
Speaker 5: the globe, Spin the globe.
Speaker 3: Australia nailed it, Constants.
Speaker 1: You nailed it. Australia did Melbourne? Can? I ask? That's awesome?
Speaker 1: Are we doing the Survivor bit again? Sure with everybody?
Speaker 1: Sure you want to gamble hogsteady? Hell yeah?
Speaker 3: What really matters though, is this actress Angela Lansbury. You know,
Speaker 3: that hot piece of a the one who.
Speaker 1: Was yeah, the All Time Smoke Show.
Speaker 3: She hopes that's her moved her entire family from California
Speaker 3: to Ireland because her daughter was starting to get involved
Speaker 3: with Charles Manson.
Speaker 7: Oh that's a smart move. That's truly murder, she hopes. Yeah,
Speaker 7: good for her.
Speaker 5: That's that's some foresight right there, to be like, look,
Speaker 5: you're hanging out with the wrong people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what you'd love Ireland?
Speaker 1: Oh whiskey, whiskey and guinness. Yeah, that's good advice for
Speaker 1: most people.
Speaker 5: Right, less Charles Manson, more Conan O'Brien, yeah, more er
Speaker 5: less beach boys. Are you anti beach boys or just
Speaker 5: anti beach boys hanging out with Charles Manson?
Speaker 1: No, the beach boys have some slammers. Cocomo is an
Speaker 1: all time banger.
Speaker 3: That's there were some I love that songe like, uh.
Speaker 5: You know, good vibrations all Cocomo is naming all the cities.
Speaker 5: Mark Parrish just guessed that the sun Niners.
Speaker 1: Are playing and to start the season, and all the
Speaker 1: places Rosie goes after liber goes there.
Speaker 3: Coco for the beach boys, what touch of Gray was
Speaker 3: for the grateful dead? Bet he earned some real money
Speaker 3: before we die.
Speaker 1: That is a brilliant analogy. You are correct that mailbox money,
Speaker 1: though they made a ton of cash, absolutely, touch of Gray.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 5: More of what really matters with Mark Parrish and the
Speaker 5: rest of the Power tim Morning Show after this on
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Speaker 3: It's all happening.
Speaker 1: Yes, can't wait. Yep, that's what really matters. More of
Speaker 1: what really matters. I do scores, Chris does something else?
Speaker 1: It's more important? Well, yeah, doesn't Chris always okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you? But doesn't Chris always do what? Add something?
Speaker 1: More important? Thank you? More important than what I do
Speaker 1: always every single time? Making me probably you know.
Speaker 5: The links are at Washington tonight at six point thirty,
Speaker 5: All eyes on Olivia Miles according to the old Internet
Speaker 5: as of a day ago. I don't know how reliable
Speaker 5: this is, but she was listed on ESPN dot com
Speaker 5: as probable. Yeah, I saw the same, so it's hovering
Speaker 5: around probable. But I think the interesting thing is the
Speaker 5: line for the game. I think opened it minus six
Speaker 5: and a half and now there's something like three and
Speaker 5: a half point favorite. So maybe the betters are like,
Speaker 5: we're not sure she's playing. Yeah, and if she's not playing,
Speaker 5: then this game might be a little bit tighter than
Speaker 5: everybody else thinks.
Speaker 1: So the links are thirty and seven.
Speaker 5: They are the best team in the WNBA Washington twenty
Speaker 5: one and fourteen, So again the links are favored.
Speaker 1: But obviously whether or not Olivia Miles plays is a
Speaker 1: huge factor. What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: This is fascinating. I just read this, and I've never
Speaker 3: heard this in my life, and I am telling you
Speaker 3: right now. If I have talked about this before, please
Speaker 3: don't tell me. NBC offered James Gandolfini four million dollars
Speaker 3: to play the new dunder Mifflin manager on the Office
Speaker 3: following Steve Carell's departure. HBO offered Gandalfini three million dollars
Speaker 3: to decline the role to protect his legacy, as Tony
Speaker 3: Soprano and Gandolfini took that offer.
Speaker 1: Get out of here? Are you serious that is? Is
Speaker 1: that the easiest three million dollars anyone has ever made?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a dumb thing for HBO. In my opinion,
Speaker 3: people are allowed to play other characters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, left the guy do what he wants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it doesn't tarnish Tony Soprano.
Speaker 1: No, no, yes, what actors do. Yeah, somebody paid me
Speaker 1: money to go away. I knew they offered it to him,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. But I didn't know that was the bit.
Speaker 1: I didn't know the money exchange like that.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit like when when AMC paid Brian
Speaker 5: Cranston and not play that new role of Gallagher and
Speaker 5: that biopick. You need to be Walter White. You can't
Speaker 5: be smashing watermelons. No one's gonna buy that.
Speaker 1: I bet you would, we know. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I can't believe I never went back and rewatched Breaking Bad.
Speaker 5: I know there's a lot of shows to watch, right
Speaker 5: and you feel like when you go back and watch
Speaker 5: one that you really love, that you're starting.
Speaker 1: All over time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean that's a top two or three
Speaker 5: or four show of all time, and to watch it
Speaker 5: once is kind of egregious, right, you know, be a fun.
Speaker 1: One to go back and binge. Sure, maybe I should have.
Speaker 5: Major surgery so I can just sit around and watch
Speaker 5: TVL Do you know anyone who has, let me think,
Speaker 5: recently or just like in your lifetime? No, not in
Speaker 5: my lifetime. I can't name one person. But recently it's
Speaker 5: even harder than yeah, Oh, can you read major surgery?
Speaker 1: Never? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do I know anybody who had to do that? I
Speaker 3: just can't drive on these two lane roads anymore.
Speaker 1: M Hey, can somebody help me? Look up what I
Speaker 1: heard overnight?
Speaker 5: You know the old Ben Mallard show, Ben Maller Ben
Speaker 5: Mallor was hinting that the hot rummer is that Jacob
Speaker 5: Elordi is going to be Bond.
Speaker 1: That makes no sense, no sense. He's Australian, is he not? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But Bond's got to be British. Yeah, well they were British.
Speaker 1: Who peers Brosnan? Sure I thought he was Irish. Oh
Speaker 1: maybe I could be wrong. I don't know, Maybe he's Irish.
Speaker 3: What's his face?
Speaker 1: Sean con is actually here, all right, So can Jacob
Speaker 1: Elordi then play a British.
Speaker 3: Carden if you will rip out this wayner would dry
Speaker 3: and dark.
Speaker 1: Good point, you guys, quickly named bonds that aren't British.
Speaker 1: Well done.
Speaker 3: He likes to try and dirty like Emperor Niro did.
Speaker 3: Don't act like you don't know.
Speaker 5: All right, Let's play a new game on the Power
Speaker 5: Trip called Sean Connery or Buffalo Bill Genus.
Speaker 1: Alright, alright, round one. That's that's Sean Connery, A great,
Speaker 1: big fat girl. That's Sean Connery and the Rock The Rock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not in the Rock, not in He wasn't penetrating Dwayne Johnson.
Speaker 1: He was in the movie The Rock.
Speaker 3: Lost time I get to Brown.
Speaker 5: How do we feel, though, if Jacob Lordi is the pick.
Speaker 3: I can see him? Yeah? Fine, yeah, I think it's fine.
Speaker 1: Just said to look him up. I didn't know who that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a big deal Frankenstein before you.
Speaker 3: He won like something for the Frankenstein roll right.
Speaker 1: I think he got nominated. I don't know if he won.
Speaker 1: I think he was up for an Academy Awards that though,
Speaker 1: but he did not win.
Speaker 3: I am a Frankers dying fire Fire exact.
Speaker 1: Don't you think he's hideous? I mean he's not hideous.
Speaker 1: I just think his face is kind of funny looking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that happens.
Speaker 5: Well, apparently it's a face that is in the conversation
Speaker 5: to be James Bond obviously.
Speaker 1: Okay, calm down, Oh buddy.
Speaker 3: He's least nine and a half from the neck down.
Speaker 1: Worthering Heights like the most horny thing of all time.
Speaker 1: What is the name of that movie? Is it Withering Heightstes? Oh?
Speaker 1: I love?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? The soft ones are even better Heights Worthering.
Speaker 1: Anyway, isn't that show really horny? Sure?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I mean yeah, for the times, pretty horny?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a show, Moe. Did you read it?
Speaker 3: Of course? Did you master big? Yeah? It had nothing
Speaker 3: to do with the book. Listen to the Clash.
Speaker 1: You were listening to Clash? The Clash gets you horny?
Speaker 3: Sure? Rocked the Kasball, Baby Kasball is you're another reason?
Speaker 3: Do you realize that you need.
Speaker 1: Sherry?
Speaker 3: Don't like it?
Speaker 1: Brilliant? That song Whales? I told you that song makes
Speaker 1: you master me.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make me. I choose to Speaking of the Clash,
Speaker 3: Joe Strummer, the uh you know principal Guy Joe Strummer
Speaker 3: of The Clash was paid one hundred and twenty dollars, well,
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty whatever British things are, to marry us,
Speaker 3: thank you. Was paid one hundred twenty pounds to marry
Speaker 3: a South African woman so she could obtain British citizenship.
Speaker 3: MAT's hard for me to say that British British citizenship.
Speaker 3: He used that money to buy these Finder Telecaster he
Speaker 3: used to write all those songs we know for the
Speaker 3: rest of his career. Hm. I don't care who it is,
Speaker 3: whether you just met he or not, if you marry
Speaker 3: or you got to constant meate that you know me.
Speaker 3: That's part of the bargain.
Speaker 1: Do you think you need to go down the hall
Speaker 1: and rock the cast.
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 3: I think it would calm down by the time I
Speaker 3: was fifty five. I sure did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it hasn't parish the new renovations here at iHeart Media.
Speaker 5: We have a lactation room, which Chris refers to as
Speaker 5: the milking room. And let's say he thinks it for
Speaker 5: both genders.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 3: I asked him if they put your grandstands in there,
Speaker 3: and they.
Speaker 1: Won't, didn't you get an email off that place.
Speaker 3: There's a smoking room in the memory room.
Speaker 1: Rosie asked for box seats. Yeah, oh yeahs sitting in
Speaker 1: the cheap seats.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Parish, you missed when when Chris Fherst saw he
Speaker 5: was like, room looks nice, but where's where's the reading material?
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to do this?
Speaker 3: Franqual opportunity? I need a spanking room?
Speaker 5: Okay, Jesus, well come on, we're all on the same team.
Speaker 1: That's right, Hey, Hawk, Yeah, I appreciate you yesterday when
Speaker 1: I sent out the text about the party on November seventh,
Speaker 1: that you responded, I sure did. I'm excited, man, Yeah
Speaker 1: I did not Parish, did you I thought I did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you did.
Speaker 3: Here's crying, he's crying, Parish.
Speaker 5: Give me a percent chance that you go to Sauce's
Speaker 5: house on November seventh to watch college football for an
Speaker 5: extended period of time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say about ninety percent. Ninety Yeah.
Speaker 5: Interesting is the ten percent that you don't show up
Speaker 5: because you forgot to tell Nikki so she never put
Speaker 5: it on your calendar and you slept all day.
Speaker 1: Let's make it eighty percent, Yeah, Hawk, anyone else I
Speaker 1: should invite my attorney, your turn, probably mine. I don't
Speaker 1: know what really matters is this.
Speaker 3: We've done this kind of thing before, but it does
Speaker 3: kind of sit you back in your sheet. If the
Speaker 3: entire history of Earth was condensed into twenty four hours, okay,
Speaker 3: dinosaurs would show up at about eleven pm, they'd be
Speaker 3: extinct by eleven thirty nine pm, and then humans would
Speaker 3: show up about one minute and seventeen seconds before midnight.
Speaker 3: So that's how long we've been a part of it.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: And again I know I use this exact stat yesterday,
Speaker 5: but ninety nine point nine percent of all species that
Speaker 5: have ever lived on Earth are extinct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so crazy clock's ticking on us right as Carlin
Speaker 1: once said, the uh planet'll shake us off like a
Speaker 1: bad goal.
Speaker 3: Did he ever say anything funny? Oh sure, yeah, because
Speaker 3: every quote you've ever used from him was just like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He doesn't do a lot of it justice, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny. It is still funny. Mel No, that's Mel Gibson.
Speaker 5: Meles stand up is very offensive, Yeah, because it's it's
Speaker 5: it's the same level patred.
Speaker 1: But no punchlines.
Speaker 3: He's taking chances.
Speaker 5: And he really just targets one group couple over and
Speaker 5: over and over and over again.
Speaker 3: He seems to blame them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's pissed. The news is next, Mark Parrish is here.
Speaker 5: The room will fill up in about an hour when
Speaker 5: Brandon Maleski, Greg Sweatberg, and Tatum Everett show up. And
Speaker 5: then at eight fifteen, semi final number one of the
Speaker 5: Initials Invitational in one of you listeners gets a crack
Speaker 5: at one hundred and twenty two, five hundred dollars. Let's
Speaker 5: make today the day, shall we Yes, Let's change somebody's
Speaker 5: life today, and then they can spend all that money
Speaker 5: at the State.
Speaker 1: Their next week, all of it on cheese curds. Easily.
Speaker 1: I think they would have to buy all of.
Speaker 5: Us cheese curds if we gave him one hundred and
Speaker 5: twenty two a couple of buckets apiece.
Speaker 1: Maybe he corn sure fat No. The news next, something
Speaker 1: from the one eight hundred ask