Speaker 1: Why are you not speaking to your dog. It's like
Speaker 1: and you see him in the hallway and they're looking
Speaker 1: at you with those big brown eyes and they're like, mom,
Speaker 1: are we okay? And you just ignore them. Here's one
Speaker 1: I told my co workers. This is a text message
Speaker 1: of Katie. He'll did you be One told the co workers,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing in banana bread for him this morning. Got
Speaker 1: out of my shower and my beautiful silver lab ate
Speaker 1: both loaves, including the plastic zip block bagging. No that
Speaker 1: they were in. All that was left was the zipper part.
Speaker 1: I got home to garbage cans, turned over, dirty diapers,
Speaker 1: and garbage all over my room. I told Oliver, Oliver,
Speaker 1: I'm very disappointed in you. Oliver's sitting there looking at
Speaker 1: your wagon, his tail going. They definitely know what you're
Speaker 1: upset with them. They give you the puppy dog out.
Speaker 1: Oh totally.
Speaker 2: The sex says, I'm not talking to Zeus, my one
Speaker 2: year old German shepherd, because he had zoomies and body
Speaker 2: slammed into my eight year old and I'm already over
Speaker 2: stimulated at this point.
Speaker 1: It's so funny when you get the zoomies. I'll stand
Speaker 1: in the backyard and I'll like, go Bernie go, and
Speaker 1: he'll run back and forth across the yard until I
Speaker 1: say it again. Then he stops go Bernie Go. It
Speaker 1: is so funny.
Speaker 2: My mom would get so mad at my dad every
Speaker 2: time he would come and pick me and my sister up.
Speaker 2: He would get the dogs like riled up, and she'd
Speaker 2: be like, and then you get to leave and I'm here.
Speaker 3: With the dogs.
Speaker 1: How dare another text message? Not speaking to my doberman
Speaker 1: because he ate my grandkid's box of crayons, a pair
Speaker 1: of rubber gloves, pieces of my pj's and many other
Speaker 1: things too.
Speaker 4: So says my house trained one year old, who hasn't
Speaker 4: had an accident since he was a puppy, decided a
Speaker 4: pm poop on my parents' expensive rugs at their.
Speaker 3: Super Bowl pipe.
Speaker 1: Not sure this is funny. I'm not sure if you're
Speaker 1: talking about not speaking to my cat, But I'm not
Speaker 1: speaking to my cat because he wakes up, wakes me
Speaker 1: up at four thirty in the morning every single day
Speaker 1: to feed him, and acts like he's starving even though
Speaker 1: he just got a tree at ten o'clock before I
Speaker 1: went to bed.
Speaker 3: Is your cat my cat?
Speaker 1: This cat can't do that too.
Speaker 2: He just likes He's very chatty, so he'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: are you standing near the kitchen?
Speaker 3: Were you going to feed me? Let girl? No, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna feed you. You just ate, you fat cat.
Speaker 5: A big back to anytime I'm just like making something
Speaker 5: for myself. Anytime I'm just standing at the island, she
Speaker 5: has to stand next to me, and they just look
Speaker 5: up with the puppy dog eyes because she's like.
Speaker 3: You're near, No, the kitchen.
Speaker 1: You just ate. Here's what I'm not speaking to my
Speaker 1: dog because he keeps eating the poop sickles in the backyard.
Speaker 1: They do love that.
Speaker 4: I remember me.
Speaker 1: They are going to melt soon, so go clean it
Speaker 1: before they do. I remember Josie would. I'd have to
Speaker 1: watch her when she got older and stupid her. She
Speaker 1: would poop. Then she turned around and be like, no, no,
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 3: Not yet one hand on it? Are you sure hand yet?
Speaker 3: Knocking around her neck.
Speaker 2: This text says I'm not speaking to my dog Maui
Speaker 2: because he ate all the sleeves off of my four
Speaker 2: year old shirt. Just the sleeves are That's fine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for for all those. We love our dogs,
Speaker 1: but sometimes we're just not speaking to them. And then
Speaker 1: you come home and they're so happy to see you
Speaker 1: and they do the circle thing where they look at
Speaker 1: you and they go into circle and then they go
Speaker 1: into circle again. It's like, Okay, all is forgiven, Bernie.
Speaker 1: I love you, Bernie. Let's get into the Daily Bailey
Speaker 1: on Katie w B.
Speaker 2: As far as I'm concerned, it's holiday season right now
Speaker 2: because it is the name of Snowplow contest again already.
Speaker 3: Boo boo, boo boo. So we on the show.
Speaker 2: We are going to choose some names and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: put in our votes for for everyone. Okay, I got one, No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you the list. Oh I see, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm you're so I got an original? Well,
Speaker 2: what's your original?
Speaker 1: Plow do?
Speaker 3: What plow do? That's a good one on the spot.
Speaker 6: That one.
Speaker 3: Get that submitted for next year.
Speaker 2: But we have the list of finalists right now. There
Speaker 2: were over six seven and fifty submissions and they narrowed
Speaker 2: it down to thirty finalists. Okay, so they're going to
Speaker 2: pick eight finalists for the new name Snowplows. And I
Speaker 2: will tell you driving by a snowplow with a name
Speaker 2: on it is a special kind of magic because you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: look a snowplow. What's its name? And some of them
Speaker 2: don't have names. But when you see on the side
Speaker 2: that you know, I don't know, it's called like purple rain.
Speaker 3: That's one of the named ones. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 2: So keep it, keep tracking your brain, maybe write it
Speaker 2: down or something, you guys, because we have to vote
Speaker 2: for eight. Here're the list of finalists eight, six, seven,
Speaker 2: five three to ozho brine Mm okay because AI Arctic intelligence. Okay,
Speaker 2: below zero Hero, Cute, Bob chillin, Bob chilling, Bob Dylan,
Speaker 2: get it? Yeah, okay, don't flurry be happy slow Hey
Speaker 2: we might like, don't flurry?
Speaker 3: Got it? Are you writ in that downtime oak? Every day?
Speaker 3: I'm shoveling. Oh I kind of like that one, mean too?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: We read it feeling salty?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Flurry is George, It's cute. Here we snow again.
Speaker 1: Cute.
Speaker 3: I got friends in snow places. I love that.
Speaker 2: Okay, John Bond snowy just scraping by. These are the winners,
Speaker 2: you guys. We are finally well remember now, Okay, they've
Speaker 2: been doing this for about six years. True, so they've
Speaker 2: run out of the very best names.
Speaker 3: They don't have what that plow do?
Speaker 1: No, they don't. They should.
Speaker 3: Okay, here it comes K pop Blizzard Hunter.
Speaker 1: That's cute.
Speaker 3: Co plow exclamation point.
Speaker 1: I like that one. Okay, it's different. It's not after
Speaker 1: a song title. A lot of after song title.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lake snow be gone. Okay, okay, ll cool blade maybe.
Speaker 3: Minice snowta That one seems like it's fruit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, mission, impassable because you can't pass.
Speaker 3: You can't pass. Mister plow.
Speaker 1: Mister plow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it, mister plow.
Speaker 1: Homer Simpson had a snow plowing business. He's like the
Speaker 1: jingle went something like, uh something something, mister plow. The
Speaker 1: name again is mister plow?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Brother? Where art plow?
Speaker 3: Oh? For sleet's sake? I like that? Okay, plowing in
Speaker 3: the wind.
Speaker 2: Okay, salt shaker, see it should be called shake it
Speaker 2: like a salt shaker.
Speaker 3: That's way better.
Speaker 2: Say it ain't snow six sled and six sleds.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's kind of funny.
Speaker 3: I feel like sled Zeppelin.
Speaker 2: I'm almost done the life of a snow Girl, the
Speaker 2: North plow.
Speaker 1: What wait wait why like? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I have no idea the North the North Stars okay,
Speaker 2: Walter white Out I like that one, and white Out Warrior.
Speaker 1: No, that one's too ordinary.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it looks like the ones that we like
Speaker 2: the best. So you like Walter Whiteout, Dave sounds like it.
Speaker 2: We like six Sled and yep. Okay, I wrote every
Speaker 2: damn shoveling, every damn shoveling.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Oh, forst Sleep's sake, that that was funny. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: that is one mission impassable. I do like mission impassable.
Speaker 2: Okay, k plow k PLoud yes, okay, perfect, So we've
Speaker 2: got how many was that doesn't matter, but I'll put
Speaker 2: those in.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Those are our.
Speaker 2: Official day Brian Morning Show ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like the don't flurry be happy as well?
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect?
Speaker 1: Did you write down what that plow do?
Speaker 2: I wrote it down for next year. I put an
Speaker 2: alarm on it to remind me to.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna play a little game we haven't played in
Speaker 1: a long time. It's called that Ain't Nothing, and it's
Speaker 1: all based on we all have a friend that when
Speaker 1: you tell a great story, your friend's like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: that ain't nothing. Let me tell you what happened to me.
Speaker 1: So'll be like, guess what, you, guys, I won ten
Speaker 1: dollars in a scratch off and your friends are like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's cool. And then and then the friend is like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that ain't nothing.
Speaker 4: Dave, that ain't nothing. Let me tell you about New
Speaker 4: Year's here she goes. I was an Oshkosh, Wisconsin. I
Speaker 4: went home with a guy who was a friend of
Speaker 4: mine from high school, and as we are getting down
Speaker 4: and dirty, his girlfriend came into the room slapped me
Speaker 4: across the face. I had to I didn't know he
Speaker 4: had a girlfriend, eh, but b I had to run
Speaker 4: out of the house in the middle of the winter
Speaker 4: in a dress because it was New Year's Eve, and
Speaker 4: I wandered into a random house where I found shelter
Speaker 4: for the evening because my phone was dead until I
Speaker 4: could find a child.
Speaker 3: Beat that.
Speaker 2: Wow, Well, that ain't nothing. I got Cat from the
Speaker 2: Blue Earth remains Societ. I need to drive two and
Speaker 2: a half hours to get them.
Speaker 3: That ain't nothing, say so.
Speaker 1: But if you've got so, you're gonna listen to these
Speaker 1: stories and you might be the first one, and the
Speaker 1: first one might win. Then the next caller says, well,
Speaker 1: that ain't nothing, and then you tell your story, and
Speaker 1: then somebody else will be like, oh well, that ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: We'll take the best story, even though it might not
Speaker 1: be the first one, it might be the first one
Speaker 1: and give you the Cardi B tickets. Will come up
Speaker 1: with your best story, and whether it happened in twenty
Speaker 1: ten or last night, call me now to win. You're
Speaker 1: gonna sit on hold for a minute, but it's worth
Speaker 1: it because it's Cardi B sixty five one nine eight
Speaker 1: nine KD double ub that ain't nothing and now.
Speaker 9: Your TV subscribe to Dave Bryan TV on YouTube and
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Speaker 1: We got Cardi B tickets right now. Wilma's drama coming
Speaker 1: to Target Center on March twelfth, and we've got your
Speaker 1: tickets right now on KDWB. Here's the way the game works.
Speaker 1: Man played this in a long time. It's called that
Speaker 1: ain't nothing. And it's based on the friend of yours.
Speaker 1: Whenever you tell a story and it's maybe not your friend,
Speaker 1: maybe it's a brother in laws or the worst at this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you tell a story around
Speaker 1: your brother in law's like, yeah, I was in a
Speaker 1: police chase last week, because you know I was, I
Speaker 1: just thought I would run. Yeah, and then your brother
Speaker 1: in law would be like that, ain't nothing. I went
Speaker 1: to the moon last week. Yeah, and I didn't tell
Speaker 1: anybody because I didn't want to act like I was bragging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that got one up? Yeah, or an aunt.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's an aunt A good one for
Speaker 2: that too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So let's start on the phone here and start off
Speaker 1: with that ain't nothing. So Danny you're first. You don't
Speaker 1: have to say that ain't nothing. You just tell us
Speaker 1: your story, Danny, what is your story for Cardi?
Speaker 3: B Okay?
Speaker 7: So, back in twenty ten, I was a bartender and
Speaker 7: I met this guy while working. He was really awesome.
Speaker 7: We got along really well. We went on a couple
Speaker 7: of days. It had been a few weeks we'd started
Speaker 7: hooking up and stuff, and he gave me a key
Speaker 7: one day. He was a apartment and he said, come
Speaker 7: over to my house when you get off of work,
Speaker 7: and I said, all right, cool, So I went to
Speaker 7: his house after work. I got dropped off by a
Speaker 7: friend at his house after work, he was the key,
Speaker 7: went in and he was hooking up with another woman.
Speaker 7: And he kicked me out of his house. And I
Speaker 7: had to walk like the twenty blocks from where his
Speaker 7: house was to my apartment in the middle of winter.
Speaker 7: It was really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: No, that's a great story. That's a great story, but
Speaker 1: now go ahead. But I missed the last part. I
Speaker 1: keep saying, no, I keep talking. When you're talking, you go.
Speaker 7: It turns out that was his long term girlfriend that
Speaker 7: he was hooking and I was the other one.
Speaker 3: Oh you are You are the other woman? And he
Speaker 3: gave you a key. That seems so dumb.
Speaker 2: What why guy was born yesterday?
Speaker 1: That's a good story. But then here comes somebody to say, well,
Speaker 1: that ain't nothing. Let's talk to Stacy, and Stacy, your
Speaker 1: story must begin with those three words, go ahead, that
Speaker 1: ain't nothing. That's right.
Speaker 10: Go In two thousand and seven, I must have been
Speaker 10: fourteen at the time. Everybody was getting ready for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 10: Me and Grandma'd finished cooking everything up, and I snuck
Speaker 10: into the kitchen to have a little sneak of the turkey.
Speaker 10: At the tiniest little piece. Well, I started choking on it,
Speaker 10: and so I went to the bathroom to choke alone.
Speaker 9: And I was like, well, this.
Speaker 10: Is really bad because I started gurgling and I ran
Speaker 10: out to the family and I'm like waving, Oh my god,
Speaker 10: you know, like I'm choking, and so my brother and
Speaker 10: my mom's boyfriend, I'll try to give me the heimlick
Speaker 10: as my grandma's calling nine one one. I ended up
Speaker 10: breaking four ribs. I was bleeding from the mouth, and
Speaker 10: I went like rushed to the emergency room and they
Speaker 10: had like the marks on my throat where they're getting
Speaker 10: ready to cut everything open, and then they stuck like
Speaker 10: a scope down my throat and they ended up getting
Speaker 10: it out.
Speaker 11: Oh wow, Wow, Okay, Stacey, Oh wait, there was there more, Stacy.
Speaker 6: No, it's just now a laughing joke.
Speaker 9: In the family.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's laughing joke at all. That's horrible.
Speaker 3: I try to get one piece of sneaky turkey, pay
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 1: Hey, Olivia, you're up next. You got to start your
Speaker 1: story with those three words.
Speaker 6: All right, that ain't nothing. When I was in college,
Speaker 6: I was walking to a house party. It was about
Speaker 6: I don't know, probably four different houses that we went
Speaker 6: to about four miles away from my dorm. I ended
Speaker 6: up going back, and when I got back, I realized
Speaker 6: I left my bag that had my key card to
Speaker 6: get back into my dorm at one of the house parties.
Speaker 6: So I ended up trying to walk back. A cop
Speaker 6: picked me up and said, you need a ride because
Speaker 6: it was the middle of winter in Wisconsin, so he
Speaker 6: ended up driving me to the houses. I couldn't find it,
Speaker 6: so I slept in a random person's dorm that answered
Speaker 6: their door when I got back. And then I walked
Speaker 6: another four miles back the next day and retraced all
Speaker 6: my steps and found it in a bush that my
Speaker 6: friend hid it in.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, good story. Olivia. Holly is up next. Holly.
Speaker 1: We're playing a game called that Ain't Nothing. So let's
Speaker 1: hear your story. Remember to start with those three.
Speaker 12: Words, Yeah, that ain't nothing. So we have a litter
Speaker 12: of puppies five weeks old right now, and so there's
Speaker 12: a lot of payoff in the mornings, and this morning
Speaker 12: we're going to be late for school because one of
Speaker 12: the puppies, Pete, and my daughter, my eight year old
Speaker 12: daughter's shoe right before we were gonna get on the bus.
Speaker 12: So we're currently sitting outside the.
Speaker 7: Walmart waiting to go in to get a new terrashoes
Speaker 7: this morning, Pete, right inside the shoe.
Speaker 1: Shoe, right in the shoe.
Speaker 3: Thank you, aimed, aimed for the shoe, Abagail, last one.
Speaker 1: That ain't nothing, God ain't nothing.
Speaker 9: When I was twenty one, my dad asked me to
Speaker 9: go get lunch one day. And when we're at lunch,
Speaker 9: he's like, we're getting a new family member. And I
Speaker 9: was like, oh, yeah, we finally getting a dog. And
Speaker 9: he was like, no, actually, you're getting a new sibling.
Speaker 6: And I was like what.
Speaker 9: And it was with this woman that we weren't very
Speaker 9: excited about. And then come to find out a few
Speaker 9: months later, our college tuition was used to pay for IVF.
Speaker 1: Oh oh you're still paying them off? Oh oh, how
Speaker 1: much money was that?
Speaker 9: Abigail Oop, Sorry, my phone went out. What'd you say?
Speaker 1: How much money did they spend?
Speaker 9: It's three rounds of it, I believe, so is every
Speaker 9: round like twenty five to thirty.
Speaker 3: K I believe whoa wow?
Speaker 1: I mean I have my favorite me too. Yeah, Genny,
Speaker 1: do we agree the choking on Thanksgiving? Yes, they were
Speaker 1: all great stories, they really were. But Stacy, the fact
Speaker 1: that you were bleeding out of your mouth, they were
Speaker 1: ready to cut They're ready to cut your throat open
Speaker 1: to remove the turkey legs. She swallowed an entire turkey leg,
Speaker 1: choked on it, almost died. You are the winner. You're
Speaker 1: going to Cardi Bay.
Speaker 3: You choking all them years ago paid off. Yeah, truly
Speaker 3: worth for Cardi B.
Speaker 1: Oh my god that that choking story has paid off
Speaker 1: time and time again. What a great party story. Nice Stacey,
Speaker 1: enjoy Cardi B. We'll have more tickets for you this
Speaker 1: time tomorrow here on KATWB. Coming up on the Dave
Speaker 1: Ryan in the Morning Show. You can't make this stuff up.
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is going to be different this year. How
Speaker 1: so is this good news or bad news? I'll take
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Speaker 1: A new survey says that almost half of us are
Speaker 1: planning a budget friendly Valentine's Day this year. So I
Speaker 1: guess the good news is you don't need displurge to
Speaker 1: make it meaningful. Eighty seven percent think inexpensive gifts can
Speaker 1: be just as special. Practical presents are especially popular, with
Speaker 1: many saying they feel even more thoughtful than traditional romantic ones.
Speaker 1: That's said more than a third of people in relationships
Speaker 1: so they have no idea what to get their partner
Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day this year. By the way, Valentine's Days
Speaker 1: on Saturday this year? Are you ready? As survey found
Speaker 1: that twenty five percent of people would break up with
Speaker 1: their partner over a bad Valentine's Day gift. Oh but
Speaker 1: according to the survey, it's not the price tag. People
Speaker 1: want like just something meaningful, that's a thoughtfulness.
Speaker 2: I mean, I would be upset if I got like
Speaker 2: a gas station teddy bear that's holding one singular red rose.
Speaker 5: But what if you've got a gas station gift card.
Speaker 5: It's meaningful. It's not the most romantic thing, but you
Speaker 5: could use it.
Speaker 4: Holiday stations, tours, ra station, get you that and then
Speaker 4: go get yourself a fresh cookie because they've got fresh
Speaker 4: baked cookies every single day.
Speaker 2: You don't say, yeah, that'd be nice. Can I run
Speaker 2: by something with you? Guys right now, of course Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: So regular guy, if you're listening, shut off the radio
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: Thank you, greating to one he's listening. Okay.
Speaker 2: So what I want to get for regular guy, I
Speaker 2: feel like I need to go like searching for it.
Speaker 2: And what I'm mad about is that you can't just
Speaker 2: like find things in real life anymore if you google it.
Speaker 2: So I want to get him a kombucha making kit
Speaker 2: because he loves kombucha.
Speaker 1: Okay, but if.
Speaker 2: You google kombucha Making Kit Minnesota, it gives you all
Speaker 2: of these online stores that you can buy a kombucha
Speaker 2: making kit app. I don't want to buy one online
Speaker 2: and then pay for shipping and wait for it to
Speaker 2: ship to me and then get it. I want to
Speaker 2: walk some I want to drive somewhere, walk in, buy it,
Speaker 2: and then have it. Yeah, and I get so crabby,
Speaker 2: like a get off my lawn kind of situation where
Speaker 2: I can't just walk into places and how are you
Speaker 2: gonna know if they have the things that you want?
Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel the same way about clothes because you
Speaker 5: never know if certain things fit you or how they
Speaker 5: look in for a life. Yeah, So a kambucha making kid,
Speaker 5: because that's expensive.
Speaker 3: I'd be a potentoo a.
Speaker 1: At this point. Will it get here in time for
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day anyway?
Speaker 3: Right exactly?
Speaker 2: And I don't So I just don't want to order
Speaker 2: it online. I just want to walk in and find things.
Speaker 2: And that's how I feel about everything that I want
Speaker 2: to get in. I've been googling stuff like where can
Speaker 2: I find this thing? But it's like, Hey, did you
Speaker 2: want to buy it from this online store? How about
Speaker 2: this online store? What about this one? Like, No, I
Speaker 2: want to walk into a physical store and buy something.
Speaker 1: There's a kitchen place in Eden Prairie Center. Maybe they
Speaker 1: have one in there.
Speaker 2: Kitchen place, kitchen place, Yeah, let me google kitchen place.
Speaker 1: Eat. I mean seriously, somebody listening will be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: my store, my mom's store, my brother's store sells a
Speaker 1: ka making kit. What is the main ingredient in kombucha?
Speaker 1: Is it pea or urine?
Speaker 9: Pee?
Speaker 1: It's actually it tastes a lot like urine. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: maybe they put a little fizz in there. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's definitely tea. It's okay, but it's tea fermented tea,
Speaker 1: fermented urine mixed with a little tea.
Speaker 2: With a little tea, like a little tea just the
Speaker 2: right amount of urine, so delicious. Gross. So that's what
Speaker 2: I want to get. But I'm trying to be you know, thoughtful.
Speaker 1: No, I like that. That's a good idea instead of
Speaker 1: getting to the gas station. Teddy bearry g a a
Speaker 1: bear holding a heart.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: And I am trying to be smart like Jenny and
Speaker 2: keep like a little notes tub on my phone of
Speaker 2: like gift ideas for people.
Speaker 3: Yes, so that I've been doing that forever, been doing
Speaker 3: that now, Yeah, all.
Speaker 1: Right, call us or Texas and let us know if
Speaker 1: you need to make it about me. No, no, no,
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Speaker 1: you learn from you know some teachers. Honestly, some teachers
Speaker 1: are you know, wonderful but rather forgettable. Sure, okay, that's
Speaker 1: just the way they are, but we remember some teachers
Speaker 1: says like very extraordinary. Who is your favorite teacher that
Speaker 1: made the biggest impact, Bailey on your life?
Speaker 2: Mine was mister k He was my seventh and eighth
Speaker 2: grade social studies teacher, and I have a terrible memory,
Speaker 2: so I don't really know exactly specific things that he said,
Speaker 2: but I just thought he was friendly, outgoing, and I
Speaker 2: think also part of it was because I had him
Speaker 2: for two years instead of just one year, remember more Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and he liked me, and I like it when people
Speaker 2: liked me, so same thing.
Speaker 1: Mister Dexter was I think the first teacher that ever
Speaker 1: really liked me. I was his teacher's pet because I
Speaker 1: was the best one in his radio broadcasting class. It
Speaker 1: was the first time I ever took a class seriously
Speaker 1: in my life, and mister Dexter liked me and he
Speaker 1: would keep me after to be like Dave. I think
Speaker 1: he had to really work on this Dave Batha bada,
Speaker 1: and he had this really cool, like deep deep radio voice. Yeah, Jenny,
Speaker 1: your favorite teacher.
Speaker 4: Probably mister Draves. He was my ap stats teacher my
Speaker 4: senior year of high school. We still keep in contact
Speaker 4: because I reached out to him a few years ago
Speaker 4: is to just say thank you because he had a
Speaker 4: big impact in my life. I would go in because
Speaker 4: I was between Marquette, the University of Wisconsin Madison, and
Speaker 4: the U of M for college, and he really like
Speaker 4: helped me kind of like lay them out. He went
Speaker 4: to Madison, so he was kind of like pro Madison,
Speaker 4: but really was like not like convincing me in that.
Speaker 4: But I do think he did play a big role
Speaker 4: on me deciding to go to the u of M.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be here today without him. Amazing shout out mister.
Speaker 5: Dred best teacher, best impact, ninth grade teacher, ninth grade Physics,
Speaker 5: tenth grade chemistry. His name was mister Showell. He started
Speaker 5: taking me with him and his family to church. He'd
Speaker 5: see me walking home, like when it was cold outside,
Speaker 5: and he'd be like, just get in. I'll take you
Speaker 5: the rest of the way home and not see. But
Speaker 5: he told me, if you don't know the answers, do
Speaker 5: abba cadabo so aba spelled abba cadabo in a tent.
Speaker 1: Really okay, all right, do you guys ever have the dream?
Speaker 1: And I had it again last night. I know so
Speaker 1: many people that have this dream that you're nearing graduation
Speaker 1: from high school, but you haven't been to class in weeks. Yes,
Speaker 1: you haven't done the assignments. I had one this morning.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what time the school bus came, and
Speaker 1: my mom is driving me to the school bus stop.
Speaker 1: My mom's been gone for years. She's driving me to
Speaker 1: the school bus stop. I didn't know whether the bus
Speaker 1: had already come. I thought, when I get to school,
Speaker 1: I've got to ask am I on pace for graduation.
Speaker 1: It's like, you're David, You're not going to graduate. You
Speaker 1: better graduate. It's like I graduated a long time ago,
Speaker 1: but you still have these dreams. If you're forty years
Speaker 1: old and you're wondering how long you're going to have
Speaker 1: these dreams. My dad lived into his eighties and he
Speaker 1: still had full's school dreams.
Speaker 2: And you go to every single class and then you
Speaker 2: realize at the end that you had missed one, and
Speaker 2: you're like, but that's the one I need to graduate.
Speaker 4: I've had that one a lot. I did google though,
Speaker 4: specifically the school bus scenario for you, Dave, and it says,
Speaker 4: according to dreams, it symbolizes feelings of anxiety regarding a
Speaker 4: missed opportunity, lack of control over life's direction, or a
Speaker 4: sense of being unprepared for a life transition or something
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, and that's according to dreams, Dave.
Speaker 1: That's dreams. Okay, what about you again at your favorite
Speaker 1: teacher at iHeartRadio dot com slash Teachers. Let's get into
Speaker 1: Dave's hurt. There's so much to cover. We're going to
Speaker 1: get into the super Bowl first, because that's what everybody
Speaker 1: was talking. There was a lot this weekend. There was
Speaker 1: the Olympics in Lindsay Vaughn. But let's face at the
Speaker 1: super Bowl and bad Bunny. The biggest topics this weekend.
Speaker 13: That will do it Seattle Range above them all. In
Speaker 13: the NFL, the Seahawks super Bowl champions for the second time.
Speaker 1: And then Sam Darnold, who used to play for the Vikings,
Speaker 1: is talking about believing in himself after he got criticized
Speaker 1: during his career.
Speaker 14: So unbelievable, everything that's happened in my career. But to
Speaker 14: do it with this team, I wouldn't want it any
Speaker 14: other way. All my teammates, all my coaches, I've ever
Speaker 14: had always believing in me. I've always believed in myself
Speaker 14: because of my family and my friends. So it's as
Speaker 14: simple as that. As long as you believe in yourself,
Speaker 14: anything's possible.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I think the interviewer asked him too, because
Speaker 4: I think he's been playing for seven years now and
Speaker 4: he's played for five different teams in those seven years.
Speaker 4: I think she was like, how does it feel you
Speaker 4: finally won, because when you jump from team to team
Speaker 4: like that, the chances of you winning a Super Bowl
Speaker 4: are slim because you got to build like a rapport
Speaker 4: with the team and like, you know, all that.
Speaker 2: They seem to have, or the Seahawks in general seem
Speaker 2: to have a really good kind of like community vibe,
Speaker 2: because so I'm seeing this, like this is the first
Speaker 2: Super Bowl I've watched since probably the last time the
Speaker 2: Seahawks won.
Speaker 3: But they were always like, oh the twelves. Hey, we
Speaker 3: were shouting out to all the twelves.
Speaker 2: And I had to have regular guy explain it to
Speaker 2: me that there's eleven people on the team or on
Speaker 2: the field, and then there's like this mysterious like twelfth
Speaker 2: person is the fans. Yes, fans are the twelves, And
Speaker 2: I mean Eric.
Speaker 3: Was just like God, not the twelve thing again? Running
Speaker 3: it into the ground.
Speaker 4: I had never heard of that until Yeah, this super Bowl.
Speaker 2: And then like the head coaches, like thirty eight, he's
Speaker 2: like young Superman.
Speaker 1: Like one of the youngest super Bowl champions coaches ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, straight up a millennial.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Exciting. I learned a lot about the super Bowl yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm sure it did. Then let's go to the
Speaker 1: beginning of the super Bowl, Charlie Pooth saying the national anthem.
Speaker 1: Here's Charlie Pooth. He's not Whitney Houston. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: that right now.
Speaker 3: He admitted that too on social media.
Speaker 1: He did great, he did.
Speaker 5: It was so good to see so much Puerto Rican
Speaker 5: culture yesterday, as a fellow Puerto Rican here's Bad Bunny saying.
Speaker 15: Tween, So.
Speaker 5: I love the set, like the pile set, like the trees,
Speaker 5: which Bailey, you said the trees were, or like the
Speaker 5: graph of people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're people wearing little tree outfits.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna put that on my LinkedIn that I was
Speaker 5: a tree in Bad Buddies. Yeah, and a list of
Speaker 5: my girlfriend because she knows more Bad Bundy songs than
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 3: She said she wasn't the greatest fan of the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Maybe because he didn't perform some of his deep cuts.
Speaker 5: But you gotta realize they only have like what thirteen
Speaker 5: minutes to do the show.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's not a whole lot.
Speaker 4: I can't do deep cuts on a super Bowl stage.
Speaker 5: But he's saying all the ones that people really know.
Speaker 5: Ricky Martin popped.
Speaker 3: Up, Yeah, we received kidding. He's tongue the.
Speaker 15: Ebody your meal. You can't wellia, no, no swear.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, who's that young looking guy? That
Speaker 1: guy was like a young Ricky Martin. Oh, it was
Speaker 1: Ricky Martin.
Speaker 3: He certainly was. And then I was just a surprise
Speaker 3: to see.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: I thought it was Gwen Sefani and I said, Gwen
Speaker 5: Stefani knows Lady Gaga performance whatever.
Speaker 16: You go that sweat, No nobody is Thomas.
Speaker 1: As far as the ads, I would say probably one
Speaker 1: that really stands out to me was such a surprise
Speaker 1: because I didn't know this was coming. I heard the
Speaker 1: Backstreet Boys singing, and I'm like, what they're in an ad?
Speaker 1: Yeah for T Mobiles Christmas name.
Speaker 3: You get to feast their Nobody.
Speaker 1: Carrier time you dude.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Here are some of the other ads. Ben Affleck put
Speaker 1: a ninety sitcom twist to Goodwill Hunting for Duncan. In
Speaker 1: this commercial, the celebrities just kept popping up. Jason Alexander,
Speaker 1: Matt LeBlanc, Jalil White, Jasmine Guy, Alfonso Roberro with Jennifer Andiston,
Speaker 1: Tom I'm Brady, and Ted Danson. Geez, I'd love to
Speaker 1: know the budget for this one. This is crazy. Here's
Speaker 1: a little clip of good Will Duncan they will did you.
Speaker 11: Arrange the munchkins in the Fibonacci sequence?
Speaker 1: I got a genius workerphon me. It was such a genius.
Speaker 1: Then why he put ice in his coffee?
Speaker 13: Here?
Speaker 1: Come on, shocky, I'm just will hunting. I'm not a genius.
Speaker 3: I loved that commercial. That one was my favorite, but honestly,
Speaker 3: I love anything Jason Alexander does.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: There were a bunch of but I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: go back and watch some of them. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a weird Pokemon commercial, yes, and I was like, really,
Speaker 1: some of the Lady Gaga, Trevor Noah, uh and just
Speaker 1: Sue from Black Pink, and several others reveal their favorite
Speaker 1: Pokemon to kick off the thirtieth anniversary of Poker Right.
Speaker 2: There were so many commercials where I thought, like, why
Speaker 2: are they advertising like Pokemon? Like what is pomon advertising for?
Speaker 2: Just so that you play it? It was so strange
Speaker 2: to me, but I I like it. I mean, I
Speaker 2: really love commercials in general. So I really did you
Speaker 2: like the singing toilets yea or liquid iv tole?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I missed that.
Speaker 4: I thought that was a good one.
Speaker 2: I liked that one a lot. They all were singing
Speaker 2: toilets and then they were like, hey, are you hydrated?
Speaker 2: Or like what color is your pea or something like that.
Speaker 4: It be something to do with like cancer, a weirdness
Speaker 4: of sorts, and then it was like liquid ivy whatever,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2: And I feel like the Backstreet Boys are definitely like
Speaker 2: the Kings of the super Bowl commercial because they had
Speaker 2: Backstory Boys songs in three different.
Speaker 3: Commercials they did. Yeah, one of them was crypto, but
Speaker 3: it was just karaoke. They just show. It was strange.
Speaker 4: But I didn't like that at all.
Speaker 3: No, it was weird.
Speaker 4: Especially I like the Pringles one with Sabrina Carpentary as well.
Speaker 4: She created a man made of pringles and then everyone
Speaker 4: was eating her man and she was like, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1: That one didn't really do it for me. I thought
Speaker 1: that was kind of a little silly, but I mean
Speaker 1: why I liked it. I mean, I guess that that works. Okay,
Speaker 1: who's next, Who's next?
Speaker 3: I can go next.
Speaker 4: So we're jumping over to the opening ceremony for the
Speaker 4: Winter Olympics. Leonardo DiCaprio could not attend it in Milan
Speaker 4: to support his girlfriend's major moment, so apparently he was
Speaker 4: in La for the Director's Guild Awards. He celebrated the
Speaker 4: victory of one battle after another with the director, and meanwhile,
Speaker 4: in Italy, his twenty seven year old girlfriend participated in
Speaker 4: the opening ceremony. Hundreds of models dressed in the colors
Speaker 4: of the Italian flag led a procession on the stage,
Speaker 4: and his girlfriend was the official flag bearer and presented
Speaker 4: a folded Italian flag to a member of the Coraziri,
Speaker 4: an elite honor guard.
Speaker 1: Of course, yes, exactly. Also at the Olympics, and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of great stories. Lindsay Vaughn wiped out after
Speaker 1: only a few seconds and was helicoptered owt. Lindsay Vaughn
Speaker 1: pulls out of the gate in hopes a little bit glory.
Speaker 3: I just know after the years of watching her, she
Speaker 3: will ski at her limit.
Speaker 1: The tone is set right here.
Speaker 2: I got that snow.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't see it, but she must have wiped
Speaker 1: out really hard. And then later they you know, tied
Speaker 1: her to a helicopter and took her out.
Speaker 4: It was like a puff of smoke as she tumbled
Speaker 4: down until it finally she was able to like stop,
Speaker 4: not that far, but she did tumble a.
Speaker 3: Little bit down the hill.
Speaker 1: E scary.
Speaker 3: This is just kind of like a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: A little bit here after the Super Bowl halftime show,
Speaker 2: Bad Bunny wiped his Instagram and I just checked it.
Speaker 2: So he has fifty one million followers. He has no
Speaker 2: profile picture anymore in zero posts.
Speaker 1: I did see that.
Speaker 3: But what does it mean? Who knows?
Speaker 2: He's probably gonna, you know, drop something, because what does
Speaker 2: Von always say that everything's a rollout?
Speaker 3: Everything is a rollout?
Speaker 5: Yea, it means there's always a plan for some marketing
Speaker 5: Taylor Swift taught to stay exactly well unsports related. Over
Speaker 5: the weekend, I went to go see the new Dracula movie.
Speaker 5: Was not my, uh my first choice, but Ulyssa was like, oh,
Speaker 5: you gotta see it. It's like a Gothic romance.
Speaker 3: And that's not me. It was actually pretty good.
Speaker 5: And I didn't know anything about Dracula, vampires, none of
Speaker 5: that stuff. That's why I think Sinners even threw me off.
Speaker 5: But I'd give Dracula four point five out of five.
Speaker 5: I just think the bear and was like really really Yeah.
Speaker 1: On a darker note, Savannah Guthrie, there's still no real
Speaker 1: leads in her mother's kidnapping, and here is her latest video,
Speaker 1: telling the mother's kidnappers that she will pay the ransom.
Speaker 8: We received your message and we understand. We beg you
Speaker 8: now to return our mother to us so that we
Speaker 8: can celebrate with her. This is the only way we
Speaker 8: want peace. This is very valuable to.
Speaker 4: Us, and we will pay.
Speaker 1: They're no longer asking for proof that she's alive. So
Speaker 1: it sounds like but the thing is, I mean, the
Speaker 1: kidnapper is probably going, oh my gosh, this didn't go
Speaker 1: the way that I planned. I wanted money. Now I've
Speaker 1: got a dead body. Yeah, what do I do do
Speaker 1: I go leave it somewhere and then call them and say, hey,
Speaker 1: it's over there or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna get caught.
Speaker 1: Because they're going to get caught, which is horribly sad
Speaker 1: because now they're gonna be wondering what do I do
Speaker 1: to dispose of this body? Just a horrible, horrible story
Speaker 1: all the way around. All right, that is gonna wrap
Speaker 1: up for the dirt this time. We'll have more next
Speaker 1: hour on KATIEWB. Come in up. We're gonna play a
Speaker 1: little game and name that tune. We'll do that one.
Speaker 1: Also a chance for you to get your bills paid.
Speaker 1: Got one thousand dollars to give you. Coming up in
Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes. I might give you that keyword early.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna give you the keyword early,
Speaker 1: because why not. I want you to win. We'll do
Speaker 1: that coming up in about five minutes. Then name that
Speaker 1: tune on KATIEWB.
Speaker 2: Stick around, Dave will BRB one on one point three KATIWB.
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