WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Choke Alone 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.200 Why are you not speaking to your dog. It's like 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:05.520 and you see him in the hallway and they're looking 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:08.879 at you with those big brown eyes and they're like, mom, 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:13.240 are we okay? And you just ignore them. Here's one 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:16.720 I told my co workers. This is a text message 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:18.680 of Katie. He'll did you be One told the co workers, 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:21.320 I'm bringing in banana bread for him this morning. Got 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:24.959 out of my shower and my beautiful silver lab ate 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:29.080 both loaves, including the plastic zip block bagging. No that 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:32.120 they were in. All that was left was the zipper part. 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:37.000 I got home to garbage cans, turned over, dirty diapers, 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:40.440 and garbage all over my room. I told Oliver, Oliver, 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:43.800 I'm very disappointed in you. Oliver's sitting there looking at 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.159 your wagon, his tail going. They definitely know what you're 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:47.639 upset with them. They give you the puppy dog out. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:48.280 Oh totally. 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:51.199 The sex says, I'm not talking to Zeus, my one 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.240 year old German shepherd, because he had zoomies and body 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.520 slammed into my eight year old and I'm already over 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:57.680 stimulated at this point. 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.600 It's so funny when you get the zoomies. I'll stand 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.840 in the backyard and I'll like, go Bernie go, and 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.280 he'll run back and forth across the yard until I 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:10.560 say it again. Then he stops go Bernie Go. It 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:11.160 is so funny. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:12.720 My mom would get so mad at my dad every 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:14.880 time he would come and pick me and my sister up. 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.039 He would get the dogs like riled up, and she'd 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.639 be like, and then you get to leave and I'm here. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:20.280 With the dogs. 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:24.640 How dare another text message? Not speaking to my doberman 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.720 because he ate my grandkid's box of crayons, a pair 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:30.640 of rubber gloves, pieces of my pj's and many other 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:31.240 things too. 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.040 So says my house trained one year old, who hasn't 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.800 had an accident since he was a puppy, decided a 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.679 pm poop on my parents' expensive rugs at their. 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:40.520 Super Bowl pipe. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:45.680 Not sure this is funny. I'm not sure if you're 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:47.520 talking about not speaking to my cat, But I'm not 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:49.880 speaking to my cat because he wakes up, wakes me 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.640 up at four thirty in the morning every single day 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:55.400 to feed him, and acts like he's starving even though 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.280 he just got a tree at ten o'clock before I 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:57.800 went to bed. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:01:58.800 Is your cat my cat? 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:01.840 This cat can't do that too. 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.680 He just likes He's very chatty, so he'll be like, oh, 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:06.720 are you standing near the kitchen? 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:09.880 Were you going to feed me? Let girl? No, I'm 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:12.200 not gonna feed you. You just ate, you fat cat. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:14.800 A big back to anytime I'm just like making something 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:16.960 for myself. Anytime I'm just standing at the island, she 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:18.280 has to stand next to me, and they just look 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:19.760 up with the puppy dog eyes because she's like. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.560 You're near, No, the kitchen. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.960 You just ate. Here's what I'm not speaking to my 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:28.120 dog because he keeps eating the poop sickles in the backyard. 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:29.880 They do love that. 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:30.840 I remember me. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.160 They are going to melt soon, so go clean it 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.160 before they do. I remember Josie would. I'd have to 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.360 watch her when she got older and stupid her. She 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:39.720 would poop. Then she turned around and be like, no, no, 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:40.200 you are. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:47.560 Not yet one hand on it? Are you sure hand yet? 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:49.239 Knocking around her neck. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.080 This text says I'm not speaking to my dog Maui 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.600 because he ate all the sleeves off of my four 0:02:55.680 --> 0:03:01.000 year old shirt. Just the sleeves are That's fine? 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:05.160 Yeah, thank you for for all those. We love our dogs, 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.240 but sometimes we're just not speaking to them. And then 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.720 you come home and they're so happy to see you 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:12.840 and they do the circle thing where they look at 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:14.920 you and they go into circle and then they go 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:18.160 into circle again. It's like, Okay, all is forgiven, Bernie. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:23.639 I love you, Bernie. Let's get into the Daily Bailey 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:25.000 on Katie w B. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.920 As far as I'm concerned, it's holiday season right now 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:38.760 because it is the name of Snowplow contest again already. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.000 Boo boo, boo boo. So we on the show. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:43.160 We are going to choose some names and I'm gonna 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:46.320 put in our votes for for everyone. Okay, I got one, No, no, 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:48.040 I'm gonna give you the list. Oh I see, Okay, 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:51.240 I'm sorry, I'm you're so I got an original? Well, 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:51.960 what's your original? 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:52.720 Plow do? 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.560 What plow do? That's a good one on the spot. 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:56.720 That one. 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:59.880 Get that submitted for next year. 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.760 But we have the list of finalists right now. There 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:07.560 were over six seven and fifty submissions and they narrowed 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.600 it down to thirty finalists. Okay, so they're going to 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:14.880 pick eight finalists for the new name Snowplows. And I 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:17.680 will tell you driving by a snowplow with a name 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:21.320 on it is a special kind of magic because you're like, oh, 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:24.040 look a snowplow. What's its name? And some of them 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.919 don't have names. But when you see on the side 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.120 that you know, I don't know, it's called like purple rain. 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:32.240 That's one of the named ones. Okay, are you ready? 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.480 So keep it, keep tracking your brain, maybe write it 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.360 down or something, you guys, because we have to vote 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:39.640 for eight. Here're the list of finalists eight, six, seven, 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:47.640 five three to ozho brine Mm okay because AI Arctic intelligence. Okay, 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:54.840 below zero Hero, Cute, Bob chillin, Bob chilling, Bob Dylan, 0:04:54.920 --> 0:05:00.160 get it? Yeah, okay, don't flurry be happy slow Hey 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.279 we might like, don't flurry? 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.120 Got it? Are you writ in that downtime oak? Every day? 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.760 I'm shoveling. Oh I kind of like that one, mean too? 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:07.080 All right? 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:08.679 We read it feeling salty? 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:09.719 Mm hmm. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:14.159 Flurry is George, It's cute. Here we snow again. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:14.880 Cute. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.719 I got friends in snow places. I love that. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:25.080 Okay, John Bond snowy just scraping by. These are the winners, 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:28.000 you guys. We are finally well remember now, Okay, they've 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.400 been doing this for about six years. True, so they've 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.119 run out of the very best names. 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:33.240 They don't have what that plow do? 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:34.520 No, they don't. They should. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.520 Okay, here it comes K pop Blizzard Hunter. 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:39.440 That's cute. 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:41.840 Co plow exclamation point. 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.400 I like that one. Okay, it's different. It's not after 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.320 a song title. A lot of after song title. 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:53.640 Yeah, Lake snow be gone. Okay, okay, ll cool blade maybe. 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:57.400 Minice snowta That one seems like it's fruit. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:01.719 Yeah, come on, mission, impassable because you can't pass. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:05.480 You can't pass. Mister plow. 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:06.920 Mister plow. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.400 Yeah, that's it, mister plow. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.919 Homer Simpson had a snow plowing business. He's like the 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:17.120 jingle went something like, uh something something, mister plow. The 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:20.440 name again is mister plow? 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:22.520 Oh? 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:23.680 Brother? Where art plow? 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:28.599 Oh? For sleet's sake? I like that? Okay, plowing in 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:29.039 the wind. 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:34.280 Okay, salt shaker, see it should be called shake it 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:35.160 like a salt shaker. 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:35.880 That's way better. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:40.520 Say it ain't snow six sled and six sleds. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:42.520 Okay, that's kind of funny. 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.480 I feel like sled Zeppelin. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:48.440 I'm almost done the life of a snow Girl, the 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:49.560 North plow. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.400 What wait wait why like? What does that mean? 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:56.400 I have no idea the North the North Stars okay, 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:00.479 Walter white Out I like that one, and white Out Warrior. 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:02.360 No, that one's too ordinary. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:04.760 Okay, So it looks like the ones that we like 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:08.000 the best. So you like Walter Whiteout, Dave sounds like it. 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:11.640 We like six Sled and yep. Okay, I wrote every 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:13.480 damn shoveling, every damn shoveling. 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:13.920 Okay. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:17.600 Oh, forst Sleep's sake, that that was funny. Okay, yeah, 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:20.800 that is one mission impassable. I do like mission impassable. 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:25.120 Okay, k plow k PLoud yes, okay, perfect, So we've 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.640 got how many was that doesn't matter, but I'll put 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:28.080 those in. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:28.480 Yeah. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:29.240 Those are our. 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:30.960 Official day Brian Morning Show ones. 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:31.240 Yeah. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:33.320 I like the don't flurry be happy as well? 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:34.280 Okay, perfect? 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:35.640 Did you write down what that plow do? 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.160 I wrote it down for next year. I put an 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:39.600 alarm on it to remind me to. 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:47.360 All right, it's k d w B CARDI B tickets 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:54.520 within ten minutes. You con justin bieber kd w B 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.840 where the B stands for CARDI B. 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I 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:27.920 went home with a guy who was a friend of 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.800 mine from high school, and as we are getting down 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:34.599 and dirty, his girlfriend came into the room slapped me 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:37.400 across the face. I had to I didn't know he 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:39.559 had a girlfriend, eh, but b I had to run 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:40.920 out of the house in the middle of the winter 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.200 in a dress because it was New Year's Eve, and 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.840 I wandered into a random house where I found shelter 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:47.719 for the evening because my phone was dead until I 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:48.520 could find a child. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:50.240 Beat that. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:58.960 Wow, Well, that ain't nothing. I got Cat from the 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.240 Blue Earth remains Societ. 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You're 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:33.800 gonna sit on hold for a minute, but it's worth 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.160 it because it's Cardi B sixty five one nine eight 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:40.559 nine KD double ub that ain't nothing and now. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:44.280 Your TV subscribe to Dave Bryan TV on YouTube and 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:45.240 stream us live. 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:57.240 We got Cardi B tickets right now. Wilma's drama coming 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.720 to Target Center on March twelfth, and we've got your 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:03.000 tickets right now on KDWB. Here's the way the game works. 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.000 Man played this in a long time. It's called that 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:07.120 ain't nothing. And it's based on the friend of yours. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.320 Whenever you tell a story and it's maybe not your friend, 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.800 maybe it's a brother in laws or the worst at this. Yeah, 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.439 you know what I mean, you tell a story around 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.040 your brother in law's like, yeah, I was in a 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:18.880 police chase last week, because you know I was, I 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.200 just thought I would run. Yeah, and then your brother 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:24.160 in law would be like that, ain't nothing. I went 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.079 to the moon last week. Yeah, and I didn't tell 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:29.120 anybody because I didn't want to act like I was bragging. 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.760 Yeah, you know that got one up? Yeah, or an aunt. 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:33.560 I feel like that's an aunt A good one for 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:33.920 that too. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:34.600 Yeah. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.200 So let's start on the phone here and start off 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:40.120 with that ain't nothing. So Danny you're first. You don't 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.400 have to say that ain't nothing. You just tell us 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.120 your story, Danny, what is your story for Cardi? 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:46.520 B Okay? 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.640 So, back in twenty ten, I was a bartender and 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:51.920 I met this guy while working. He was really awesome. 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.160 We got along really well. We went on a couple 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.319 of days. It had been a few weeks we'd started 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:58.280 hooking up and stuff, and he gave me a key 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:01.679 one day. He was a apartment and he said, come 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:03.240 over to my house when you get off of work, 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:06.000 and I said, all right, cool, So I went to 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.760 his house after work. I got dropped off by a 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:12.640 friend at his house after work, he was the key, 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.640 went in and he was hooking up with another woman. 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.000 And he kicked me out of his house. And I 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.960 had to walk like the twenty blocks from where his 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:23.960 house was to my apartment in the middle of winter. 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:24.920 It was really embarrassing. 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.240 No, that's a great story. That's a great story, but 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:32.760 now go ahead. But I missed the last part. I 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.240 keep saying, no, I keep talking. When you're talking, you go. 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.160 It turns out that was his long term girlfriend that 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.040 he was hooking and I was the other one. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.480 Oh you are You are the other woman? And he 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:45.120 gave you a key. That seems so dumb. 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:48.240 What why guy was born yesterday? 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:52.120 That's a good story. But then here comes somebody to say, well, 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:55.280 that ain't nothing. Let's talk to Stacy, and Stacy, your 0:11:55.320 --> 0:12:00.200 story must begin with those three words, go ahead, that 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:01.760 ain't nothing. That's right. 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:05.520 Go In two thousand and seven, I must have been 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:09.240 fourteen at the time. Everybody was getting ready for Thanksgiving. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.600 Me and Grandma'd finished cooking everything up, and I snuck 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:15.760 into the kitchen to have a little sneak of the turkey. 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:19.080 At the tiniest little piece. Well, I started choking on it, 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.480 and so I went to the bathroom to choke alone. 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:23.280 And I was like, well, this. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.760 Is really bad because I started gurgling and I ran 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:29.080 out to the family and I'm like waving, Oh my god, 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.640 you know, like I'm choking, and so my brother and 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.239 my mom's boyfriend, I'll try to give me the heimlick 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.400 as my grandma's calling nine one one. I ended up 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:40.160 breaking four ribs. I was bleeding from the mouth, and 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:43.760 I went like rushed to the emergency room and they 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:45.760 had like the marks on my throat where they're getting 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:49.760 ready to cut everything open, and then they stuck like 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.079 a scope down my throat and they ended up getting 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:52.440 it out. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:13:03.040 Oh wow, Wow, Okay, Stacey, Oh wait, there was there more, Stacy. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:06.320 No, it's just now a laughing joke. 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:06.600 In the family. 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:06.880 Oh. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:09.880 I don't think it's laughing joke at all. That's horrible. 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:14.439 I try to get one piece of sneaky turkey, pay 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:14.720 for it. 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:17.199 Hey, Olivia, you're up next. You got to start your 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.360 story with those three words. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:24.959 All right, that ain't nothing. When I was in college, 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:28.400 I was walking to a house party. It was about 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:32.040 I don't know, probably four different houses that we went 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:35.400 to about four miles away from my dorm. I ended 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.320 up going back, and when I got back, I realized 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.720 I left my bag that had my key card to 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.880 get back into my dorm at one of the house parties. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.960 So I ended up trying to walk back. A cop 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:49.160 picked me up and said, you need a ride because 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:52.280 it was the middle of winter in Wisconsin, so he 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:55.079 ended up driving me to the houses. I couldn't find it, 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.480 so I slept in a random person's dorm that answered 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.319 their door when I got back. And then I walked 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.079 another four miles back the next day and retraced all 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.000 my steps and found it in a bush that my 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:07.360 friend hid it in. 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:10.720 Oh my goodness. 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:15.240 Wow. Okay, good story. Olivia. Holly is up next. Holly. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.640 We're playing a game called that Ain't Nothing. So let's 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:19.920 hear your story. Remember to start with those three. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:24.200 Words, Yeah, that ain't nothing. So we have a litter 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:27.280 of puppies five weeks old right now, and so there's 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:31.440 a lot of payoff in the mornings, and this morning 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.200 we're going to be late for school because one of 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.520 the puppies, Pete, and my daughter, my eight year old 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.120 daughter's shoe right before we were gonna get on the bus. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.400 So we're currently sitting outside the. 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:43.480 Walmart waiting to go in to get a new terrashoes 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:47.000 this morning, Pete, right inside the shoe. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.040 Shoe, right in the shoe. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:53.000 Thank you, aimed, aimed for the shoe, Abagail, last one. 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:56.200 That ain't nothing, God ain't nothing. 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.040 When I was twenty one, my dad asked me to 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.840 go get lunch one day. And when we're at lunch, 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.920 he's like, we're getting a new family member. And I 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:07.480 was like, oh, yeah, we finally getting a dog. And 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.200 he was like, no, actually, you're getting a new sibling. 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:11.160 And I was like what. 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.320 And it was with this woman that we weren't very 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:17.160 excited about. And then come to find out a few 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:21.280 months later, our college tuition was used to pay for IVF. 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:28.240 Oh oh you're still paying them off? Oh oh, how 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:29.480 much money was that? 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:33.920 Abigail Oop, Sorry, my phone went out. What'd you say? 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:35.120 How much money did they spend? 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:40.240 It's three rounds of it, I believe, so is every 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:41.720 round like twenty five to thirty. 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:45.680 K I believe whoa wow? 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:49.240 I mean I have my favorite me too. Yeah, Genny, 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:52.640 do we agree the choking on Thanksgiving? Yes, they were 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:55.160 all great stories, they really were. But Stacy, the fact 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.760 that you were bleeding out of your mouth, they were 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:00.400 ready to cut They're ready to cut your throat open 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:03.440 to remove the turkey legs. She swallowed an entire turkey leg, 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:08.320 choked on it, almost died. You are the winner. You're 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:14.640 going to Cardi Bay. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:17.880 You choking all them years ago paid off. Yeah, truly 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:19.160 worth for Cardi B. 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:23.920 Oh my god that that choking story has paid off 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:28.840 time and time again. What a great party story. Nice Stacey, 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:30.680 enjoy Cardi B. We'll have more tickets for you this 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:34.680 time tomorrow here on KATWB. Coming up on the Dave 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:36.720 Ryan in the Morning Show. You can't make this stuff up. 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:40.000 Valentine's Day is going to be different this year. How 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.280 so is this good news or bad news? I'll take 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:46.320 you next on kd WB. Brought you by the Leo Agency. 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:48.160 A new survey says that almost half of us are 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:52.720 planning a budget friendly Valentine's Day this year. So I 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:54.760 guess the good news is you don't need displurge to 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:59.120 make it meaningful. Eighty seven percent think inexpensive gifts can 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:03.640 be just as special. Practical presents are especially popular, with 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:08.160 many saying they feel even more thoughtful than traditional romantic ones. 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:12.679 That's said more than a third of people in relationships 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.359 so they have no idea what to get their partner 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:18.320 for Valentine's Day this year. By the way, Valentine's Days 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:21.440 on Saturday this year? Are you ready? As survey found 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:24.239 that twenty five percent of people would break up with 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:27.879 their partner over a bad Valentine's Day gift. Oh but 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:31.560 according to the survey, it's not the price tag. People 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:36.080 want like just something meaningful, that's a thoughtfulness. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:37.879 I mean, I would be upset if I got like 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.080 a gas station teddy bear that's holding one singular red rose. 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:43.240 But what if you've got a gas station gift card. 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.520 It's meaningful. It's not the most romantic thing, but you 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:46.040 could use it. 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:50.000 Holiday stations, tours, ra station, get you that and then 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:52.560 go get yourself a fresh cookie because they've got fresh 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:53.920 baked cookies every single day. 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:57.600 You don't say, yeah, that'd be nice. Can I run 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:00.800 by something with you? Guys right now, of course Valentine's Day. 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:03.960 So regular guy, if you're listening, shut off the radio 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:04.320 right now. 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:09.080 Thank you, greating to one he's listening. Okay. 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.119 So what I want to get for regular guy, I 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:13.080 feel like I need to go like searching for it. 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:16.040 And what I'm mad about is that you can't just 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:19.600 like find things in real life anymore if you google it. 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:22.359 So I want to get him a kombucha making kit 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:23.720 because he loves kombucha. 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:25.200 Okay, but if. 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:28.280 You google kombucha Making Kit Minnesota, it gives you all 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:30.760 of these online stores that you can buy a kombucha 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.840 making kit app. I don't want to buy one online 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:36.119 and then pay for shipping and wait for it to 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:37.639 ship to me and then get it. I want to 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:40.439 walk some I want to drive somewhere, walk in, buy it, 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.640 and then have it. Yeah, and I get so crabby, 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:46.359 like a get off my lawn kind of situation where 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:49.000