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Speaker 1: What's going on family? Your tune in the Real Last

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Speaker 1: Real Radio one or four point one, your night cap

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Speaker 1: of comedy. My name is KEM. Miller and the Big

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Speaker 1: ched To Night. As you guys know, we record these shows.

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Speaker 1: We pre record these shows, so my voice sounds crazy.

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Speaker 2: I just woke up.

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Speaker 1: I just woke up because all my days off, my

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Speaker 1: wife makes me step up all night and watch TV

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Speaker 1: shows with her. So we had to get caught up

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Speaker 1: on High Potential. We had to get caught up on

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Speaker 1: nine one one. We had to get caught up on

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Speaker 1: matt Lock. We had to get caught up on Abby Elementary,

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Speaker 1: We had to get caught up on Wattinson. So I

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Speaker 1: think I went to bed at like four o'clock this morning,

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Speaker 1: and then I woke up at like five minutes till

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Speaker 1: it was time for us to record, to get everything together.

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Speaker 1: But I am here and eventually my voice will come back.

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Speaker 1: But the fellas on here, James's on the boat. I

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Speaker 1: have no idea where Miguel is. Jeff Kaufman is out

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Speaker 1: on the West Coast on trying to put some black

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Speaker 1: people in jail.

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Speaker 2: But I am doing your virtual studio with.

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Speaker 1: My comedy sisters from the pillow Fork Podcast, Rude, Napa,

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Speaker 1: Sat and Amy look cool. Good morning, ladies, well, good night,

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Speaker 1: good afternoon.

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Speaker 2: I don't good evening.

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Speaker 3: Ken. When you said the high potential, I thought you

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Speaker 3: were watching a show called hypertension.

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that that too, that too, that's

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Speaker 1: just life.

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Speaker 4: That's not a show. That's reality.

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Speaker 5: That sounds interesting. Tell me that's something I don't know about.

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 4: I'm called not having salt in your food anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy you say that, So I'm not supposed to

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Speaker 1: say nothing about it. Right, So at the beginning, at

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Speaker 1: the beginning of the year, can you hear me, At

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Speaker 1: the beginning of the year. My church does something called

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Speaker 1: the fast, right, So well, right now I'm doing my

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Speaker 1: Daniel Fast while.

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Speaker 2: Eat clean for twenty one days.

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Speaker 1: That's his fruits, vegetables, waters, no alcohol, no meat, no cigars,

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Speaker 1: no nothing. Right, So I'm now down eighteen pounds. Wow,

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Speaker 1: not on purpose, just.

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Speaker 2: Eating good, right, eating good.

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Speaker 1: But when I tell you, we can still have seasoning,

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Speaker 1: and I'm trying to like limit the seasoning I put

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Speaker 1: or when I when I roast them. Man, me tell

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Speaker 1: you whoever invented salt, I love you. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who was who it was. People say God could have

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Speaker 1: been God. All I'm saying is, whoever invented salt, epper,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, because man, man, the way I've

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Speaker 1: been eating lately, without all them.

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Speaker 2: Seasons, you're allowed to salt.

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Speaker 1: You're allowed to have anything from the earth, any seasonings

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Speaker 1: from any herbs or seasoning from the earth. So I

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Speaker 1: can't have no, you can't have the ones that somebody

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Speaker 1: people throw together, you know, like you go get like

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Speaker 1: slap your mama, you know them type of seasons.

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Speaker 6: But I still stuff like in it from the earth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you look at earth with it f

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Speaker 1: when you look at it though, it got like a

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Speaker 1: high fruit toast in it and goo mic and you

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Speaker 1: know stuff like that that you can't have. It has

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Speaker 1: to be you gotta look at the ingredients, good mic.

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Speaker 1: And you gotta look at the ingredients. It gotta be

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent no goo mic.

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Speaker 2: Bro, we gotta get you a cookie. Shove, get your

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Speaker 2: goodbyte out, get take the good mic out, no goo mic.

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Speaker 1: Like if I have juice, it gotta be one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent juice. Like you look at it. It can't have

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Speaker 1: what's in this apples?

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Speaker 5: Marijuana weed?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Man, I was tad with the word yo. Ain't just smoking, bro.

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Speaker 3: It's one thing though, though it wouldn't get what earth?

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Speaker 2: What earth weed? Yo? Hey?

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Speaker 4: God creation can.

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 1: When I first roll the tooth fairy joke, I said,

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Speaker 1: tooth and was killing me, bro, so rue saying Earth

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Speaker 1: is killing me. But now I got caught up on

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Speaker 1: the show's Hopital High Potential is a show on ABC

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Speaker 1: about this lady who's a clean She cleans police officers,

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Speaker 1: but she's like super smart, so she was helping these

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Speaker 1: my wife was watching it, and you know how, me

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Speaker 1: and all we walk behind you, man, what's this dumb

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Speaker 1: ass show you watching?

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Speaker 5: Standing there, arms crossed. Um, I'm watching it.

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Speaker 6: Watching this dumb That's how I got sewn into like

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Speaker 6: Sex in the City and Emily in Paris.

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Speaker 2: We do that all the time. And the next thing,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's Tuesday, Like, why we're not sitting down.

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Speaker 2: To watch our show. Miss Mary's into the Sun.

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Speaker 1: You know, the main character about to have a baby.

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Speaker 1: What wait, how far along are.

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Speaker 2: You in this show?

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Speaker 5: That's the other part that you're skipping episodes watching?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes.

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Speaker 4: I get so upset. I'm like, you really watched the

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Speaker 4: rest of the show without me?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 2: Dog? That's why do you do that? Though?

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Speaker 1: Like me and my wife's laying there last night not sleep, dork,

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Speaker 1: Why do you sleep while we'll? You wanted me to

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Speaker 1: binge watch this with you, and I'm sitting down.

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Speaker 2: Being white and I look on my wife knocked.

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Speaker 6: Out because like cozy, you gave me food. You know,

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Speaker 6: I got some blankie, I got shut up love, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't know if it's like four a m. Is late,

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Speaker 4: that's when my body shuts down.

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Speaker 2: First of all, did you say blankie?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a blanky? What of it? And I'm hard too?

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Speaker 1: Hey yo, paus pause bro, Hey palls dog. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you got going on down There's

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Speaker 2: All right, kid, I don't know what you got going

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Speaker 2: on down there? Hey, Yo, calls bro. Are you guys

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Speaker 2: binge watching anything right now?

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Speaker 5: That's the only way I watched anything that is binging it.

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Speaker 6: I'm not binge watching anything, but I got really into Fallout,

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Speaker 2: There's a video Is that the video game?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? They have a show now and it's really good.

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Speaker 2: I never played the game, so I don't know anything

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Speaker 4: You don't need to You don't need to play the game.

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Speaker 6: It's kind of like a post apocalyptic western, so it

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Speaker 6: takes place like after a nuclear war, and it's like

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Speaker 4: It's kind of fun.

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Speaker 2: Nerd alert I know. Actually actually in the.

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Speaker 6: Show, there are these things called vault dwellers and they're

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Speaker 6: just like these like sheltered nerds that look under it.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, I wonder who I am in

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Speaker 4: the show, and then it's unfortunately I'm the world. Goow wow, wow,

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Speaker 4: I can't believe.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 4: I don't need this right now. I'm exiting.

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Speaker 2: Did you play the video game too? Or you just

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Speaker 2: watching the show?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm just watching the show.

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Speaker 6: I can't play video games because then I spend too

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Speaker 6: much time on it, and then I don't have responsibilities anymore.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you have so much fun, Rue, I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I'm the wort so much fun amy, So you say

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Speaker 1: you being you get a show and you go because

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Speaker 1: that's the new thing now. Like back in the day

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Speaker 1: you had to wait a week to watch the next episode.

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Speaker 2: Now it's like, here you go.

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Speaker 3: And if you missed it, you missed it. You missed

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Speaker 3: it till the reruns in the summer. And no, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I watched recently again mad Men. I rewatched mad Men

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Speaker 3: just redid all the scenes for mad Men.

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Speaker 5: And it's beautiful and it's sad and it's funny.

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Speaker 4: Well, Fallouts boring, but not mad Men.

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Speaker 5: Mad Man is a period piece and mad.

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Speaker 4: Man is a bunch of people working in the office.

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Speaker 3: You watched it, you've seen it room, Well, it looks

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Speaker 3: I'm not watching it because the white people know what

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Speaker 1: Yeah, basically, hey, that's the show with the thick white

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Speaker 1: lady in the right, Yes, exactly, that's all I know about.

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Speaker 2: The show's got white lady.

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Speaker 3: Love it if you like your procedurals, if you like

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Speaker 3: it's just like it's a slow burn and it's funny

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Speaker 3: and it's really well done. It's all like period correct,

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Speaker 3: it's not preachy, and it's like in a way of

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Speaker 5: Working through his trauma throughout the years. There's so many

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Speaker 4: I think you'll love it because of the thick white woman.

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Speaker 5: And John ham He's thick, he's got fixed.

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Speaker 1: Hey, yo, brot, nobody care about John ham thickness up

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Speaker 1: you hill.

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Speaker 5: You see John Hammon sweatpants. I think I think I

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Speaker 1: What did I just see John Hammon? He was he

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Speaker 1: And yeah, but I know who John Hamman. But I

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Speaker 5: I think you want to.

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Speaker 3: Actually, the first episode is a little slow, but after

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Speaker 3: a while you really get into it. And it's a

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Speaker 3: good couple show too, because it's like you'll sit and

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Speaker 2: Y, yeah, my wife ain't gonna watch that. I already

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Speaker 2: know that. Yeah, that don't even seem like some shit.

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Speaker 1: We've been watching the show called sixty first Street and

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Speaker 1: it started on AMC. Is about a black kid who

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Speaker 1: kills a cop in Chicago. Rue yo hood and now

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Speaker 1: it's it's corrupt cops, racism, you know, stuff like stuff

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Speaker 1: that makes me like, yo, man, I don't even know

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Speaker 1: I want to have amy on this show anymore, you tight,

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Speaker 1: But I can't bitch that I have because it's too emotional,

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Speaker 1: Like I have to watch an episode of that like

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Speaker 1: really once a week. But something like the Miss Pat Show,

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Speaker 1: which is probably the funniest sitcom out right now.

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Speaker 2: You're show it's on season five, bro, I'm sorry. Well

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Speaker 2: it's on BT Plus two, so.

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Speaker 1: If you don't if you don't see it, it is

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Speaker 1: on BT plus, But it is Miss Pat. It is

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Speaker 1: one hund discussing his inwards. It's everything because you know,

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Speaker 1: it's on the streaming service, so all the stuff you

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Speaker 1: can say, oh that you can't say on regular TV.

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Speaker 2: Miss Pat says it.

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Speaker 1: But it's probably the funniest thing on TV right now.

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Speaker 1: But I binge watch more of sitcoms like Abby and

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Speaker 1: Miss Pat like stuff like that. But when it come

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Speaker 1: to the hour long shows, man, look here, it gotta

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Speaker 1: be good episodes for me to go back to back

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the Bear takes place in Chicago and actually yelling

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Speaker 1: Never I do not understand that they want to they

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Speaker 3: I think that's why they do it to get the award,

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Speaker 1: Ru have you ever been watching a TV show based

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Speaker 2: Like, have you saw something that you're like, yo, that's

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Speaker 1: And I don't mean like a popular place in Chicago,

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Speaker 4: It feels cool though it makes you.

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Speaker 1: That's and when I say like, like you see your city,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe to Be it might be a Toov movie.

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Speaker 2: Rue and Amy.

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Speaker 1: So I was talking you out this morning. Rue just

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I ran.

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Speaker 2: That's it. That's how you're gonna say.

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Speaker 4: I just feel like, okay, So I started running.

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Speaker 4: No I started.

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Speaker 6: So I started running because I was like making friends

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Speaker 4: To a run club.

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Speaker 6: But then it turns out I'm I'm too slow for

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Speaker 4: I went on Thurday.

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Speaker 6: for my self esteem. But I had a five K

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Speaker 4: But at the end of it, they give you food

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Speaker 6: Like the Park Avenue five K gives you like uh,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: But I beat seventy year old woman for it.

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Speaker 5: So you said you ran run the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: I ran. I think I ran most of it. My

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Speaker 5: All right, did you fast walk?

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Speaker 2: But you're like, will you walking?

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Speaker 2: Will you malwalking?

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Speaker 6: So the sad reality is that I was running and

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Speaker 4: So that's uh, that's my experience from this morning. But

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Speaker 1: Five k two and a half miles five k it's.

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Speaker 1: And did you train or did you just say, hey, man,

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's what happened to me last year.

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Speaker 6: I just got up and did it and I did

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Speaker 4: Like by a lot.

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Speaker 6: But like, yeah, this year, I actually bought new shoes

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Speaker 4: I just was like, yeah, I was, yeah, actually I was.

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Speaker 6: Walking my dog, geez Bro, and my dog getting really exciting,

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Speaker 4: Walking me into a ditch. So I fell a couple

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Speaker 2: Yo bad.

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Speaker 5: I used to run cross country because it's no cut

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Speaker 5: Well, he finishes you. It sucks to be load, you know.

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Speaker 4: But here's the here's the thing that's worse than that.

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Speaker 6: I was also slow in high school, and I hated

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Speaker 2: Like.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't feel good.

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Speaker 5: That's next hypertension.

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Speaker 2: I might know. You grew up in the in the

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Speaker 1: All right, get back cent because my high school was notorious.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing all right? Getting naked on the show?

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Speaker 2: What is going on?

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Speaker 4: Naked? I'm hard, I'm hard.

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Speaker 3: Z show.

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Speaker 2: Why did you go to high school at me? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: I grew up that's right, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So my high school was swimming, soccer, cross country.

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Speaker 1: We were the best in the state. But I do

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Speaker 1: know this is not a race thing. I didn't know

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Speaker 2: Have any like, I don't. We don't run far like that.

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Speaker 1: A hundred meter yeah, but he one hundred were talking

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Speaker 5: So I did track and field.

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Speaker 3: It was all different ethnicities cross country, all skinny white people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all skinny white especially dudes, all skinny white dudes.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: We had this one kid. He was like the best

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It was. It's like crazy, and this in high school.

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Speaker 2: I'm running a mile.

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Speaker 1: It's taking me six minutes and some change. Dude, it's

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Speaker 5: Bro, hold on what I'm no what how about are

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Speaker 5: you running like twelve minutes?

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Speaker 2: Twelve minutes?

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Speaker 6: I could see you, guys, guys, Okay, I'm running a

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Speaker 3: Yo.

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Speaker 4: It's like they're like they're like packing up the race

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Speaker 2: But thirteen minutes ain't bad at our age.

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Speaker 1: Though, If you're in your thirties and forties, If you're

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Speaker 1: here actually exercises and you can get a thirteen minute mile,

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Speaker 1: you did something that that's not that. It's funny for

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Speaker 1: us career comedians, for regular people listening, please.

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Speaker 2: Know if you're running because Kim Miller, I probably.

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Speaker 1: Run a forty five minute mile. I don't exercise at all, Bro,

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't run.

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Speaker 5: You're walking across the street like.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm too cool for that. And I got boobs.

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Speaker 2: So when I run, they you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I hate running, bro, because they like I got them.

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Speaker 2: I've had these for my whole life.

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Speaker 1: I was even when I'm in shape, I had the

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. When I was in

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Speaker 1: the military and I was actually cut, yeah, and I

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Speaker 1: had a nice body, I still had the hooters.

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Speaker 2: Bro, I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they up and down.

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Speaker 4: You're making so many women jealous, right, I was like,

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Speaker 4: I hate it.

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Speaker 1: Bro, Like, I gotta find one of them shirts, them

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Speaker 1: tight shirts you wear to smooth it, to make it

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Speaker 1: look spunny.

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Speaker 2: One of them. Yeah. I don't even know what that is.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, well it's it's basically shapewhere.

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Speaker 6: But if you've ever seen like women after their bbls

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Speaker 6: or Latin American women like getting.

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Speaker 4: Like all thin in there, it's basically like a straight

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Speaker 4: jacket before your fat role.

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Speaker 2: Okay, did you just write that down?

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Speaker 5: I always say goods I got from all our shows.

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Speaker 5: I'm a nerd.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta know. Send me for a forum.

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Speaker 3: Oh thanks, true Well, trying to get sponsored by lingerie

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Speaker 3: people so we can get bras so fingers crossed.

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Speaker 2: Yea, that is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: It's five ks on my list. I've ran them before,

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Speaker 1: but not since I've been out of the military. In

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Speaker 1: the military, I was in great shape. I ran five

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Speaker 1: k's all that. But every time I see somebody run one,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to run it, and not for

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Speaker 1: the food.

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Speaker 4: I just want to metal some of the Medalsok, really cool.

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Speaker 4: The one that have the milk district coming up? That

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Speaker 4: one looks nice.

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Speaker 5: Did you sign up for it?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: I didn't, but it's in May.

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Speaker 2: So I might. I'll do it with you. What's the date?

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Speaker 4: May second?

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Speaker 5: I don't sign up the gal sign up, Chris.

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Speaker 4: Flapman.

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Speaker 1: If I first of all, you will kill my friends.

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Speaker 1: You picked my two biggest friends.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be fun, It's gonna.

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Speaker 2: Be all right. I can't. I'm in Boca. I'm in Boca.

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Speaker 2: On a second.

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Speaker 6: Wow, Ken, I thought you were you're gonna be my friend.

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Speaker 6: I thought you're gonna be slow with me.

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Speaker 2: I do I do one for real. If I'm not booked,

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Speaker 2: I'm serious, I will do a five K with you.

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Speaker 1: If I'm not booked, I'm down for it. But it

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Speaker 1: gotta have metals. And if it don't have metal, I

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Speaker 1: want a pillow form podcast metal.

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Speaker 6: At the end of the run, done, done, perfect, done,

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Speaker 6: We'll do our own five K.

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Speaker 5: Maybe next year we'll just do a pillow for five k.

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Speaker 6: You know the fact that we can't even get sponsors

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Speaker 6: for our own party.

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Speaker 2: That's what I love about Amy. She's so optimistic, Like y'all.

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Speaker 1: I go to y'all videos, y'all got seventeen views, and

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Speaker 1: you try to do a whole five K together.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we literally have ten listeners. Like, I feel like

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Speaker 6: we gotta start. We gotta start small of us.

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Speaker 2: It's pequal too. I got to do that comments to

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Speaker 2: save God comments on every video virus. He's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I love real.

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Speaker 1: Last wait a minute, James, James don't eat pork chops.

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Speaker 2: Like when did we talk about that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, episode seven hundred and forty two minutes James was

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Speaker 1: talking about how he don't like pork chops.

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Speaker 2: I'm like seven hundred, I said, bro we O episode

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Speaker 2: thirteen hundred.

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Speaker 1: You remember that we got fans like that that remember

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Speaker 1: little things that we talk about every show, which is

518
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Speaker 1: so dope.

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Speaker 5: Ru's got like three people that follow her to whatever

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Speaker 5: she does. She's got three like real fans.

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Speaker 3: I know her whole catalog of work, and we'll give

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Speaker 3: her feedback and they.

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Speaker 6: There is like one particular guy that gives me a

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Speaker 6: lot of feedback. But I think it's just because he

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Speaker 6: wants to like talk to me and feel and feel connected.

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Speaker 6: But you know what, I love them, Okay, Like having

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Speaker 6: a very small fan base also means you have a

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Speaker 6: very dedicated fan base.

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Speaker 5: Hi, it's gonna get us through.

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Speaker 4: It's fine, Yeah, I need none to grow.

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Speaker 2: What so, what's do you? What's the what's is it?

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Speaker 1: What's his name? Jeff Kauffman inside joke, inside joke.

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Speaker 2: I mean, when of that time you ran a five k?

534
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Speaker 2: Or have you ever run a five?

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Speaker 5: Looked like a long time it's been dog.

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Speaker 1: I got a friend of mine, true story, and she's

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Speaker 1: she's a plus sized young lady and she's and not

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Speaker 1: I ain't saying you plus size. I'm saying and she

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Speaker 1: she she she's two times three times bigger than you.

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Speaker 1: Oat This girl runs five K's bikes, triafterlons.

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Speaker 2: She does everything, so it don't let that be.

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Speaker 1: Don't be like it ain't a sizing and it's some

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Speaker 1: people out there getting and she got good times and everything.

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Speaker 2: Every time I see a post son, I'm like, dog,

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Speaker 2: I need to get my life together.

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Speaker 3: She's motivating.

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Speaker 2: She motivated, brog.

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Speaker 1: When I saw how do a triathlne to google it,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, you gotta swim back and run.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's insane. I think the swimming part would hurt. Like, well, listen,

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Speaker 6: I can't swim, Bro, I can't. Yeah, I could barely swim.

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Speaker 6: I can't figure out the breathing part.

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Speaker 4: Of the swimming.

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Speaker 2: Like this the whole time.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna drown in the middle of the triathlon.

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Speaker 5: Thing for me is I float. I float real good,

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Speaker 5: so you can just kind of like paddle with all.

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Speaker 2: My foot Yeah, I told her.

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Speaker 1: I told my partner, my only triathter line is rice

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Speaker 1: beans meat at Chipotle. I got, I got, that's my three.

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Speaker 1: I go, hey, I'm gonna do that. Try after line

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Speaker 1: forty five seconds record, I'm done.

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Speaker 2: I'm done. Yeah. I try.

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Speaker 4: To rest so much.

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Speaker 1: Bro, it's so much like you you can't that. You

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Speaker 1: gotta get a trophy of plaque. They got to be

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Speaker 1: a mere statue. If I do a triathlone, I got

568
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Speaker 1: to get a rocky statue in the middle of a popka.

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Speaker 2: If I do a triathter line, that's too much work

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Speaker 2: for me.

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Speaker 5: Now, it's been a long time. I probably haven't done

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Speaker 5: a five K, probably since I had my kid. My

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Speaker 5: kid's like my real kid, since I was like fourteen,

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Speaker 5: so she's forty fourteen years ago. It's been a long

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Speaker 5: long time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the baby at fourteen.

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Speaker 5: She is fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Oh she's fourteen. Oh man, I say, Amy, get your

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Speaker 1: life together.

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Speaker 3: Was going on the YOB I have ten followers, leave

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Speaker 3: me alone, yeah, man.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to the Pillar four podcast followers, all eleven

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Speaker 1: of y'all. Man, we appreciate it for real man, So

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Speaker 1: out down, rue, let me know, not may. I can't

585
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Speaker 1: do may, but let me know when you guys go.

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Speaker 1: And I'm serious about this. It's on radio, it's in

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Speaker 1: the air, it's in radio atmosphere.

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Speaker 2: I am running a five K. Now.

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Speaker 1: I'm letting you know the rest of real lass them

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Speaker 1: fat they fat asses is not running.

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Speaker 2: The fire K.

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Speaker 5: Duane's cut.

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Speaker 2: He'll do it for Dwayne. Ain't real last.

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Speaker 1: Let me, don't let me have him affeeling it with

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Speaker 1: our show, Dwayne. Dwayne to do it because I'm doing it,

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Speaker 1: and just so he want to try to because he

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Speaker 1: tried to do everything I docket.

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Speaker 5: I need an HR packet of the rules of real lives.

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Speaker 5: Who's employed, who's not.

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Speaker 2: Employed?

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Speaker 1: We don't make no money off this. Ain't nobody employed.

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Speaker 1: We're doing this for fun. This is volunteer.

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Speaker 2: This is volunteer world, volunteer paperwork. Oh my goodness, man,

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Speaker 2: we gotta go to commercial break. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: Oh if you're listening and you got a five K

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Speaker 1: coming up, hit up rue at.

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Speaker 2: You Rusa and she would run your five K. We'll

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Speaker 2: be right back. Real last year Radio one on four

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Speaker 2: point What.

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Speaker 1: We're back, we'll last We're Radio one O four point

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Speaker 1: one Your night, Capital Comedy, Cam Miller and the Big

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Speaker 1: Chure tonight, guys, do me a favor, but go out

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Speaker 1: to social media like following, subscribe, she and us some messages,

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Speaker 1: centers of comments.

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Speaker 2: Do all of that, and we make sure we reply

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Speaker 2: back to you.

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Speaker 1: Join the Vrusy Studio with the Pillar for podcast Sisters

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Speaker 1: Ruth and Amy, So we went into the break. Amy

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Speaker 1: was making fun of Rue because of how Ruth says

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Speaker 1: her name on her voicemail.

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Speaker 5: So I call for you all the time and she

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Speaker 5: doesn't pick up her phone. She reads her calls number

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Speaker 5: one two.

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Speaker 3: When you call you Russa, it sounds like she's being

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Speaker 3: held captive because it's like, you know you're about to

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Speaker 3: call you Rusa.

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Speaker 5: Literally, I'm like, why was it like that? Why why

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Speaker 5: are you so okay? I never why is it like that?

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Speaker 5: Why are you like that?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 6: So so so Amy, I didn't know that this was

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Speaker 6: a problem until like this year when multiple people that

633
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Speaker 6: have called me came up and were like, what is

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Speaker 6: wrong with your.

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Speaker 4: Voicemail and my calling spam? So what happened. What happened

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Speaker 4: was is back in.

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Speaker 6: The day when I first got my cell phone at

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Speaker 6: like sixteen years of age, you were like, it would

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Speaker 6: tell like to record your voicemail message. I already had

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Speaker 6: like the canned part and then you say the part.

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Speaker 4: Was just your name on it. So I was saying

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Speaker 4: a Rusa, but I was sixteen.

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Speaker 6: And afraid of the technology, So calling Rusa please lead

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Speaker 6: a message.

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Speaker 5: But now it's like please like a message after the

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Speaker 5: beef and it's like russa.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So you don't have so you don't have a voice.

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Speaker 1: You don't say the voicemail like hey, this is you Rusa,

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Speaker 1: thanks for calling your name number, blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: You just like yo, you are calling e rusa and

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Speaker 2: then no, it.

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Speaker 4: Literally it doesn't even do that. It literally like if

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Speaker 4: you call it goes to like the bee a rusa.

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Speaker 5: It's like jarring every time, and I'm like, okay, like

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Speaker 5: it just feels like.

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing. It's like, I've had job interviews this year.

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Speaker 6: I've had like people call me for actual like important

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Speaker 6: money related things and I didn't know that my voicemail

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Speaker 6: was was just going a rusa the entire time.

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Speaker 4: So I wonder like if i've if I didn't get

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Speaker 4: callbacks for like interviews because my voicemail was so trash, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I definitely wouldn't have. Yeah, yeah, you would have definitely

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Speaker 1: lost that job messing with me.

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Speaker 2: Dog I ain't calling.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, you would have definitely lost that job messing

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Speaker 1: with me yo. So I have I hate the people

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Speaker 1: who don't have anything. I hate to be when you

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Speaker 1: call them and it's just their phone number. Yes, Like,

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Speaker 1: come on you it takes thirty seconds to set up

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Speaker 1: a voicemail.

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Speaker 2: Can I hear a little something? Bro?

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Speaker 6: Well, I changed it this morning because I got calls

673
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 6: from Morocco at like four am, because I like, I'm

674
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 6: I have a work trip there at the end of

675
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 6: the month and I'm trying to like book my hotel

676
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 6: and I can't, like I needed to make a change

677
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 6: to my reservation.

678
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Speaker 4: So I've been like emailing back and forth and they

679
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 4: keep calling me.

680
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 6: But I think they were also confused because they called

681
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 6: me like fifteen times and they thought that like my

682
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 6: phone wasn't working.

683
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: That is hilarious. Mean, what was you gonna say?

684
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, kind of the nineties? Did you

685
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 5: do it where you put the music in the background?

686
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, man, bartender, t paint what PA got

687
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: the bartender?

688
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: If you're looking at me? Yeah that one yo? Yo?

689
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: This can't you know what I'm saying because most time

690
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,239
Speaker 1: I met some girl at the bar, So I let

691
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: them let them know. Yeah, gotta let them know.

692
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 3: So we have to tell about this and that and

693
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 3: the older days that we had to put like me

694
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 3: music behind us and then you know.

695
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 4: I'm not that that young. We also had music back

696
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 4: in my day.

697
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 5: Huh did you ever do it where you had to email?

698
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 6: Well, obviously not, because my voicemailed from sixteen when I

699
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 6: was sixteen years old was just a ruso.

700
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: Yo, it's been that long.

701
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Speaker 6: Well, I think my like my my provider just like

702
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 6: inserted my name before. I didn't realize that when I

703
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 6: got a new iPhone it would like screw up my

704
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 6: entire voicemail.

705
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 2: Hilarious, Bro, that is hilarious. What was your song?

706
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 5: Blink? I guess this is growing up?

707
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 2: Wow?

708
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 5: You know that?

709
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 4: That's wit?

710
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 3: Bro.

711
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 5: Hey, everybody, this is Amy, thank you for coming. You

712
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 5: know I like a production. You'll know that about me.

713
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 3: I like to silly unless I was sad, and then

714
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 3: it might be like an emo song or something like that.

715
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: See I know that song, that song, I know, I

716
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: do know that song. My friends is gonna make fun

717
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: of me because I will repeat my phone number in

718
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: the voicemail like this is kid, thanks for call and

719
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: get me a call back and then say my They

720
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: were like, bro, I called you.

721
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 2: Why do you have to hear? Why do you?

722
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 5: Well?

723
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 3: No, if it was the wrong number, I think that's

724
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 3: courteous because if it was the wrong number, like who's this?

725
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 3: Do I have the right number, then they would know. See,

726
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 3: take it it nice for all the callers you're in.

727
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 3: I think it's a nice thing to do.

728
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: I really or hey man, Dwayne is notorious for this.

729
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 1: Delete your voicemails? Why your mailbox full? Mailbox fool?

730
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Speaker 5: What has to be really full to be full? These days?

731
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

732
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 2: How full is it? You aid?

733
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: So the other day I got a call from somebody.

734
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: He's like, your voicemail box full, I'm saying it is.

735
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: I went to check I had so I had twenty

736
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: eight voicemails, but I got twenty five saved voicemail.

737
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 2: So I don't know if that takes everything.

738
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: But all my voicemails of my cousin calling me from

739
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 1: prison when I don't answer her call and she leaves

740
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: me a message, that's it.

741
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 2: That's all my voicemails.

742
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 1: And there's some voicemails I can't delete, Like I got

743
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: a voicemail from my mom and a voicemail from Kenny.

744
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, look, I just got those two. Gott

745
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: to stay.

746
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: And if any comic ever calls me and leaves me

747
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: a voicemail. I keep all comedians voicemails. I don't care

748
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: what it is I have. Kerman has called me all

749
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,439
Speaker 1: kind of terrible names on voicemail, and I have kept

750
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: all of them.

751
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 5: I thought that we could get it off there and

752
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 5: say that I like an external hard drive for you.

753
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 4: Why are you offering real solutions?

754
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

755
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, she always trying to mom stuff up. Hey, like

756
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 2: I don't know that already.

757
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 6: You know we can say, yeah, can work with computers

758
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 6: to like phone company, Yeah about voicemail savings?

759
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yo, speak of the phone coming. Did you

760
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 1: you guys have Horizon? Did you guys lose service?

761
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 5: No?

762
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 4: I got the strip club company.

763
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: T Mobile, Yeah, come on, come on, T Mobile, No,

764
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Speaker 1: we stayed working. T Mobile was shooting shade on Twitter. Horizon,

765
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: T Mobile was. T Mobile said U text message like, hey,

766
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: we working. The text actually said hey we working.

767
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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Hey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it said we working your RUSSA and they let

770
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: us know, let us know we working, bro.

771
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 5: Hey.

772
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 2: T Mobile was doing crazy shade. I was just kids.

773
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: If you guys have Arizon, I know we went on off,

774
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 1: but Verizon was down for like twenty four hours.

775
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 2: They off everybody twenty dollars credit.

776
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 5: Oh no, I would.

777
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 6: Forget about the twenty dollar credit. What can I use

778
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 6: it towards my phone bill?

779
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 3: Yo?

780
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,959
Speaker 2: Pay that? Yeah, put twenty on the on the phone bill.

781
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,919
Speaker 5: Little jewels that you put on your phone.

782
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: I love T Mobile because T Mobile got all the

783
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: you get free Hulu, free Netflix, you got Pandora, you

784
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: got T Mobile Tuesdays. They always giving away a free

785
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: surpey or free pizza.

786
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 5: All that I got I got. I don't have free

787
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 5: lou a Netflix from T Mobile.

788
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 3: How do you get it?

789
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: You gotta I find the links and send them to you. Yeah,

790
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: you that you go out there and when you sign up.

791
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: And I think Apple TV.

792
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 2: Is free too.

793
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: If it's not free, it's like super discounting. But yeah,

794
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of stuff T Mobile give you for free.

795
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: But the only thing about the Netflix is it's the one.

796
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: User you cannot multiple.

797
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: If you want multiple, you gotta pay an extra couple

798
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: of dollars. But if you do it, Yeah, but nah,

799
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: T Mobile got all that stuff for free. But T

800
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: Mobile Tuesday is the joint. But they always giving away

801
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 1: some dump stuff. They always giving away like Little Caesars,

802
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: pizza and.

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00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 6: Surpiece Sometimes you just want you want to like some

804
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 6: trash cardboard pizza and it hits like free, like for

805
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 6: free Little Caesars pizza is worth it because I didn't

806
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 6: have to pay for it.

807
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, but real you get free slurpees though, right? Yeah?

808
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 4: Because on my birthday, No, I thought, because you was idiot,

809
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 4: look not too.

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00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 3: That is my cousin.

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00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 2: Was sorry question to ask. Yeah, you got tied. We

812
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 2: got five minutes.

813
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 5: This morning, I said to my husband, did you go

814
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 5: to the Hoggie marks? That racist? What do you mean

815
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 5: not racist?

816
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 4: Wait? Are you like in reference to going to what

817
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 4: old not? Explain yourself?

818
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: Yo?

819
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 3: We used to say in the nineties that you would

820
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 3: go to off brand see okay, I'm golda, I'm glad,

821
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 3: I asked, because I will never say it again, we would.

822
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 5: Call it is that?

823
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 4: But what what is the mark supposed to be?

824
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,959
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, like our Pooh Pooh from the Simpsons store.

825
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 4: Oh right, just like an off brand convenience store.

826
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know.

827
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels racist.

828
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 5: Thank you. I'm gonna stop saying that.

829
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 6: I apologize you know the fact that I haven't even

830
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 6: heard that and I grew up post nine to eleven America.

831
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 5: Offensive and it wasn't meant to be offensive.

832
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not according to according to white Google, it

833
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: is not.

834
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 2: Offensive white Google.

835
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 5: We can't go by white Google.

836
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 2: White Google. Yeah, so it actually started.

837
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: It's a military term what military people will call stores

838
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: in Iraq and Afghanistan Hajji marts, so pretty racist.

839
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 4: Like I mean they all go to Hudge.

840
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 3: What does that mean?

841
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 6: No, it's like going to Hudge is like the Muslim

842
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 6: pilgrimage they have to make like once in your lifetime.

843
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: Hey man, I literally there's an actual quick stop in

844
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: Orlando that is called quick Stop and it has hajji andes.

845
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 2: So maybe it's not. It's it's stores is actually called

846
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 2: Hajji mark. It's like real store.

847
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 6: I will also say, like white people get more offended

848
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:21,760
Speaker 6: about like racist terms towards Indians, and Indians love racism.

849
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 6: They're like, you're used an accent and related to me

850
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 6: that is amazing.

851
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 5: Well good, well, I don't think I'm gonna use it anymore.

852
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, just say just say corner store, says,

853
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: just say corner store.

854
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like we we races in our own to

855
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 2: each other. Oh well, we're not gonna let somebody else.

856
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

857
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: We have to feeling like when you say hajji, my

858
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: face is like, oh I was, I was flabbergast.

859
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 2: Don't even know that word.

860
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 4: I was just like Amy, ye, I was like new

861
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,320
Speaker 4: new slur just dropped for me.

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00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: And just to let you know of you listening, that

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00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: was not Amy, that was Danielle Matthisson. No, Amy would

864
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: never Yo, Danielle definitely thank you, definitely yo.

865
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 4: But yeah, Amy's black though, because she watches too.

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00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 1: Dude, see so racist, rude, but you brown. I'll let

867
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: you get away with that if Amy said it though. Oh,

868
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: being crump in a I call being crump in a heartbeat.

869
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: Being Crump is the civil rights lawyer every time something

870
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: bad happening to black people, that's who we call. I'm

871
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: gonna need you to I'm gonna need you to watch

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00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: the news on tub going for It's.

873
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: Been a great show. We got to get ready to

874
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 2: get up out of here.

875
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: Rue.

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00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 2: What you got going on this weekend?

877
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 4: Sins Well, by time.

878
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 6: This airs, I will be out of the country going

879
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 6: to a Haudi mart and mom.

880
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 5: Recording a new message.

881
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 2: Yo, oh man, what you got going on this weekend?

882
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 3: Amy, we have the Joke Exchange recreated, the show where

883
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 3: comedians right sets for each other. And she's not gonna

884
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 3: be there for it, which we're said about. But it's

885
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 3: gonna be a bull and bush on Saturday at nine pm,

886
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 3: and it's gonna be so fun.

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00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: Nice This Wednesday at Craves in Flaglt Beach, it is

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Speaker 1: the Real Labs crew, myself, Miguel Cologne Jr.

889
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 2: And James John.

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00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: James should be back in town and Jeff Coffin may

891
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: swing by to do a spot. So if you guys

892
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: in Flag Little Beach at Craves, stop by. One of

893
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: the best steaks I have ever had in my life

894
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: is at.

895
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 2: Craves, Man.

896
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: And the crazy thing is that it is day twenty

897
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: one of my fast, my last day. So I am

898
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: gonna get that steak. I'm gonna bring it home and

899
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: get it.

900
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 2: Next time.

901
00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: High on the second, I'm going to face Sign Amy

902
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: and each state in her face.

903
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 2: I'm gonna set up my voice, but we gotta get

904
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 2: up out of here.

905
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: It is Monday night, it is a federal holiday, and

906
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 1: I will have to say this Happy, Happy Martin Luther

907
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: King Junior Day to everybody out there to the man

908
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: that had a dream and all serious note. Hopefully today

909
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 1: you went out and did something good. Somebody loved somebody

910
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: and hugged somebody.

911
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 2: But we got to go. Man, we'll see out tomorrow night.

912
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 2: I'm Kim Miller. That is rude, that is Amy. Amy,

913
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 2: tell him what to do. Take a good night