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Speaker 1: It was unbelievable. I I think if you would have

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Speaker 3: But no, that's not what happened.

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Speaker 2: That was the beginning when I started going slowly with

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Speaker 2: But you know how, you always know the moment your

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Speaker 1: Asked about that in a seconds, but no, my temper chantrum.

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Speaker 2: So Thursday, the night before kegs and eggs, my husband

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Speaker 5: Boom, we're on Austin three sixteen day. Yes, yes, probably

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Speaker 1: There's nothing else bigger right now? We I mean, hold

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Speaker 3: I go to Google trends every morning. It's it wasn't

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Speaker 1: Early people aren't drinking yet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, so these birthdays today, so he what's the

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Speaker 1: If you've been listening to this show, it's forty nine.

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Speaker 1: Now, first of all, this this is so wild on

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Speaker 1: Sky is the worst. Thank you, so tired, But to

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Speaker 2: And especially because it's a birthday edition of freaking bring it, Like, yeah, this.

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Speaker 3: Is drinks an outfit? Yes, yes, bro, it's his birthday.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. We've been together since we were nineteen.

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Speaker 5: Rather go out to a nice dinner on a Saturday

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Speaker 1: Leather, a leather outfit like heels like you're going to

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Speaker 1: The thought of like continuing to party since I I mean,

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Speaker 3: Yes, like I'm done exhaust Yeah, no leather outfit in the.

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Speaker 2: I wish we'd get to uh, I love my husband

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Speaker 2: to death, will be with him forever Nobook style dying

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Speaker 1: Like you do have the right to say no. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: As somebody's wife and it's their birthday and this is

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Speaker 1: Anyways, he's definitely brainwashed you. Oh yeah, yeah, which is awesome.

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Speaker 2: Like because he only gets the freaky deeky so often

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Speaker 2: now that like when he requests it, there's massive guilt.

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Speaker 1: I can't say no, which is good for him. Good

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Speaker 1: for him, because that's not a thing. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, whereas where we started in the relationship, when

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Speaker 3: But whatever, that's for the therapist.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys, but in my relationship,

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Speaker 1: we have sex when we want to have sex, yeah,

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Speaker 2: So I decided, and I decided this Friday, in my

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Speaker 1: Told me you didn't want to do that, I know

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Speaker 2: Then I started thinking he's right. I started thinking about

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Speaker 1: Bring that up, and then a stunner, he'd probably really

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Speaker 2: So I decided to go with Friday, which, uh you know,

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Speaker 1: That's right, we have to we have to go to

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Speaker 1: Spot water Sports Sports. Yes.

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Speaker 2: Then realized how intoxicated I was when he made me

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Speaker 2: like a cocktail with all this like fresh fruit in it.

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Speaker 2: So it so he made a raspberry lemon drop, which

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Speaker 2: I love. So it's a lemon drop, but he took

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Speaker 2: a ton of fresh raspberries and kind of muddled them

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Speaker 1: Taste the other thing that covers that up. Real good

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so I'm like two SIPs into that thing

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Speaker 2: and dump the entire drink into the spot.

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Speaker 1: Again, this is why you raspberry floating bro Ra, You're

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Speaker 2: So that turned into some adult time, which turned into

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Speaker 2: a super obnoxious Taco Bell grub Hub order afterwards.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was pretty wrecked on Friday, but like

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Speaker 2: Listening to this by like three pm Friday, I was

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Speaker 3: Become in life. I'm drunk, I Taco Bell, I'm leather, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm in leather, crooked. Yeah it's it was.

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Speaker 1: It was quite a day. Wow. Well I guess success

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Speaker 1: for Kegs and Eggs. Yeah, I canceled next year. I mean, listen,

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Speaker 1: thank you everybody who came out on Friday. We had

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Speaker 1: an absolute blast. It was unbelievable. Another another one in

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