WEBVTT - EITM interviews Brad Meltzer

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<v Speaker 1>How are you, brother?

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<v Speaker 2>I am doing great, sir, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I am good? Because we are going tonight to the

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<v Speaker 1>World Series.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, isn't it going to be shocking when you

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<v Speaker 3>get there tonight and there's no game going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean I'm leaving tonight. I didn't mean like

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<v Speaker 1>this way.

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<v Speaker 4>Whenever I go.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, So you're going to Toronto for the

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<v Speaker 2>World Series.

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<v Speaker 4>So here's a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Every year since my son is little, I make a

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<v Speaker 1>bet with him he can pick a team that's in

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom half of the rankings in baseball. Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you before I've told you this story.

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<v Speaker 1>I've told you privately. I maybe on the air. But

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<v Speaker 1>and if he pick if that team makes the World Series,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take him. And it's an impossible bet because you're

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<v Speaker 1>taking like one of the worst teams and trying to

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<v Speaker 1>make it into the best. It never worrid. He's been

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<v Speaker 1>doing it for.

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<v Speaker 4>A dozen years nothing, and two years.

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<v Speaker 1>Ago he picks the Texas Rangers who go to the

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<v Speaker 1>World Series. I'm like, this is the most expensive bet

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever made. Now, and so the game's one and

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<v Speaker 1>two are always during my daughter's parents weekend. So we

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<v Speaker 1>can't go to one and two. I get tickets to

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<v Speaker 1>Game six, but the.

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<v Speaker 4>Rangers win in five.

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<v Speaker 1>Last year, I get tickets to Game six and seven

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<v Speaker 1>and the Dodgers win in five. And so this is

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<v Speaker 1>the third year. I'm trying to complete this bet for

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<v Speaker 1>three years now, and finally there's a game six and

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<v Speaker 1>we are going to Toronto.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, that is awesome. That is freaking awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good because my son is like, he's almost

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<v Speaker 1>happy when it keeps going, because he just loves watching

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<v Speaker 1>me being tortured trying to get tickets to Game six

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<v Speaker 1>and seven, the two hardest tickets every year, three years

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<v Speaker 1>in a row.

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<v Speaker 3>Now have you been to I've never been to that

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<v Speaker 3>stadium for a baseball game. And that that entire city

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<v Speaker 3>is going to be nuts tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's why I was happy that one last night,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, this place is going to explode. It's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, obviously, I'm so excited. We went to We

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<v Speaker 1>went to the Cubs the first time they were in

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<v Speaker 1>the World Series, and even though they lost the first game,

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<v Speaker 1>it regularly when we were there, it was like the

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<v Speaker 1>place it was the best game I've ever seen because

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<v Speaker 1>every pitch was like it was the end of the universe,

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<v Speaker 1>and and I love that atmosphere. It's so fun to

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<v Speaker 1>be a part of.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, oh you got to send pictures. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>imagine what that's going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, no, no, it's gonna be good. Where and

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<v Speaker 1>and and you know, our our kids all the all

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<v Speaker 1>the animators for our kids TV show based on the books,

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<v Speaker 1>they're all from Toronto, so all like, you know, for

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<v Speaker 1>a month now, they're all freaking out, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's not get crazy until you guys get there,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you know, after that, you know, nearly twenty

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<v Speaker 1>inning game, I'm like, everybody, calm down.

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<v Speaker 4>And then suddenly they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, do not tell us to calm down. You should

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<v Speaker 1>not come down.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, good for you. Oh I'm so excited for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I got a couple of things that I

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<v Speaker 2>need to get into.

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<v Speaker 3>And before I get to Moan Biles, can I start

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<v Speaker 3>with a different im book if you don't mind, please,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought of you, and I can't. It feels like

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<v Speaker 3>it was a week ago. Was probably closer to a

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<v Speaker 3>month ago, but I thought of you when the news

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<v Speaker 3>broke about Jane Goodall, I thought of you immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She was so special, you know, she was the

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<v Speaker 1>first famous person when we were when we started the

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<v Speaker 1>im series. She was the first one that was alive

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<v Speaker 1>that we ever did a hero of. And we wrote

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<v Speaker 1>to her and said, hey, can you help us? And

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<v Speaker 1>again the series was just getting started and she was

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<v Speaker 1>like yep, and we were like what you know? And

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<v Speaker 1>she was so nice And let me tell you one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, she did pictures with with you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>am Jane Goodall, you know, and did all the stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>But what I love, and I've never told.

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<v Speaker 1>This story, is when we were doing the book, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a moment when she was little, she used to love

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<v Speaker 1>putting dressing her dogs up with real clothes. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just fun for her as a little girl. And we

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<v Speaker 1>put that in the book. And then when she was

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<v Speaker 1>proofing the book, she said, can you do me a

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<v Speaker 1>favor though, and take out that part about me dressing

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs in clothes? And I said, wait, but didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you do that? She says, I did, She says, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not good for the dogs. And I want to

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<v Speaker 1>always do what's best by the animal.

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<v Speaker 4>And I love that, like even ninety.

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<v Speaker 1>Years old, she's still always on message, like never ever.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so nice and I was just like, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>so obviously when she passed away, all of us, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was emailing with her whole team and we were

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<v Speaker 1>just like, I mean, she's a legend, the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Now then you know.

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<v Speaker 3>The other thing that I thought was really nice is

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<v Speaker 3>they like when they announced her funeral, it's going to

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<v Speaker 3>take place at the National Cathedral in DC.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that me too. I mean too, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I feel like that's you know, there's like a

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<v Speaker 1>she's she's she's on that mount rushmore of like people,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like not presidents, but just like people who

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<v Speaker 1>truly changed the world.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's a good thing. I love that. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, I actually didn't even know. That's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like that, and I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 3>It just shows how big she is and how important

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<v Speaker 3>she was that that's where they're holding her funeral. I

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<v Speaker 3>loved when I saw that. Anyway, let me switch gears.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me get to Simone Biles.

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<v Speaker 2>First.

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<v Speaker 3>Remind me I read the book, Brad, But remind me,

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<v Speaker 3>how did we get to Simone Biles?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a good question. You know. They a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years ago, they said, hey, we want you to

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<v Speaker 1>do Simone Biles. But you know, everyone puts together different things.

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<v Speaker 1>And at the time, I was like, no, her story's

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<v Speaker 1>not done yet. She just walked away from the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know, I'm glad she stood up

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<v Speaker 1>for her mental health, but but there's no ending to

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<v Speaker 1>the story yet. She needs an ending. And then when

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<v Speaker 1>she won the gold medal, I was like, well, let

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<v Speaker 1>me look into this. Let me just look into what

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<v Speaker 1>her story is. I really didn't know it very well

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<v Speaker 1>because I thought it was about like, oh, you get

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<v Speaker 1>knocked down and then you get back up right. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was completely wrong. I was just wrong. Like what

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<v Speaker 1>I realized her story was is I wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew this I came about as I knew I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do a book about mental health. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just looking at my own kids and looking at all

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<v Speaker 1>my friends' kids, and our kids today are suffering. They're suffering, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it is not the same as when we

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<v Speaker 1>were growing up. You know, social media has wrecked these kids'

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<v Speaker 1>self esteem. If you have a kid today of a

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<v Speaker 1>certain age, there's like anxieties off the charts, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>who can I do? And it was Simone Biles whose

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<v Speaker 1>name kept coming up. And then that's what the book.

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<v Speaker 1>I said. I don't care about the gold medal. I

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<v Speaker 1>care about this advocate for her mental health. And man,

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<v Speaker 1>do our kids need a mental health kid's book more

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<v Speaker 1>than ever?

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<v Speaker 3>And you know what's interesting, Brad is like you said,

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't know her story. And I feel like Simone

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<v Speaker 3>Biles is so famous and Simone Biles is like such

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<v Speaker 3>a star. And then I realized when I was reading it,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know her story. I know her as an olympian.

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<v Speaker 3>I know her as the olympian that had to take

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<v Speaker 3>a break from the sport for her mental health. And

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<v Speaker 3>I know her as an olympian or a gymnast. I

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<v Speaker 3>should say who came back and then and then shocked

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<v Speaker 3>the world and did it again. I didn't know her

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<v Speaker 3>story from when she was a kid. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 3>that at what is at three years old? Her mom

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<v Speaker 3>and her dad or her mom rather takes her to

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<v Speaker 3>foster care and she ends up with a foster family

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<v Speaker 3>until her grandparents are able to come get her with

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<v Speaker 3>her and her silly I had.

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<v Speaker 1>No idea, and that you know, we the letters that

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<v Speaker 1>were getting from families already, the book's been out like

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<v Speaker 1>two days from foster families. I'll read you another one

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<v Speaker 1>when we gets to the mental health part. But like

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<v Speaker 1>they're so emotional. And when she goes and lives with

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<v Speaker 1>our grandparents, you know, she's officially adopted at six years old,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes to her grandmother's like is this I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I can call you mom and dad now, And she's

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<v Speaker 1>so excited by that possibility that she goes up to

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<v Speaker 1>her room and she just practiced it, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Say mom and dad, mom and dad. Those words are.

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<v Speaker 1>So meaningful to her. And then she runs back downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like mom, dad, you know, and they're like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, you know, what's going on to the

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<v Speaker 1>mown and she's like nothing, and she just runs back upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, I call the mom and dad, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know that there are kids that are going to.

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<v Speaker 4>Read this book.

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<v Speaker 1>That that page is the most important page in any

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<v Speaker 1>book I've ever written, by the way they suddenly they're

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<v Speaker 1>not alone.

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<v Speaker 2>I wrote it down. I was like, it's the greatest

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<v Speaker 2>page in the book.

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<v Speaker 3>It is by far that that whole scene where she

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<v Speaker 3>goes downstairs and for the first time she says mom

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<v Speaker 3>and dad and they answer, it's the greatest page in

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<v Speaker 3>the book.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, listen, the rest of the book is good.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's a lot of good stuff in there, but

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<v Speaker 3>that page is so powerful.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and listen, That's why I gave it its own page.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know, I think you know in

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<v Speaker 1>these biographies, you know, you can be like I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to give the big page to the gold medal. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to give the page where she learns to do

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<v Speaker 1>a flip. When we have those pages is fine, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, this is the most important part. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I stretched that part out because I'm like, there are

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<v Speaker 1>kids out there that are just like, where's a book

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<v Speaker 1>where the hero looks like me? And I don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>like skin color, I mean like they have my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a foster child. I was, I don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>my parents are, or I do know who they are,

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<v Speaker 1>and they let me go, and I was like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this this is where we're going to help some kid,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is a permanent memory. And I care more

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<v Speaker 1>about that one kid, you know, than all the kids

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<v Speaker 1>are going to buy no offense but for the gold

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<v Speaker 1>medal like that is.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you know the other thing.

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<v Speaker 3>And I tell you this, I always love at these

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<v Speaker 3>moments of trying to go through the book and trying

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<v Speaker 3>to figure out if that didn't happen, would we get blank?

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<v Speaker 2>And like when when? When?

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<v Speaker 3>When she's really really young, like I think like four

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<v Speaker 3>or five or whatever, if that trampoline and listen, she's hiding,

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<v Speaker 3>She's all over the place and she's like running around

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<v Speaker 3>and if that trampoline isn't in the backyard, do we

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<v Speaker 3>get some moan biles?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the thing is, I think we like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just talk about it, right.

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<v Speaker 4>So she goes to live.

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<v Speaker 1>In this new home and in the backyard is a

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<v Speaker 1>full trampoline and she's like, you know, they're like you

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<v Speaker 1>want to try it? She's like, are you kidding? Runs

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Elliopolis draws one of the most beautiful pictures I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen him draw, which is her, you know, in

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<v Speaker 1>the air, her braids just all you know, like a

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<v Speaker 1>rainbow around her, and obviously that's where she starts figuring

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<v Speaker 1>out what she loves. I do think we still get

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<v Speaker 1>it because there's and I didn't make up any moment

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<v Speaker 1>in this book. You know, you can see her on

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<v Speaker 1>her bunk beds. When she'd be on the bottom, she

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<v Speaker 1>would grab the slats on the top and then use

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<v Speaker 1>them as monkey bars. Right like she is, she's doing gymnastics.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if there's a trampoline. Gymnastics will be

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<v Speaker 1>done in this house. And and you know, obviously she

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<v Speaker 1>event I think the bigger moment is even when she

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<v Speaker 1>walks into that gymnastics place.

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<v Speaker 3>But oh that tumbling john the tumbling gym where the

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<v Speaker 3>person's like, you got a membership. She's six years old.

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<v Speaker 3>She's six years old inside the tumbling gym, and the

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<v Speaker 3>director of it is like, uh, you could just stay here,

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<v Speaker 3>like you do whatever you want here, Like she was

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<v Speaker 3>amazing what she was doing in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what they do is they have like one of

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<v Speaker 1>those big one of the giant ropes that come down

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<v Speaker 1>from the ceiling and they're like, listen, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to climb the rope using just your arms, put your

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<v Speaker 1>legs straight out, give it a shot. You probably won't

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<v Speaker 1>get far. Button She's like but and she's all the

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<v Speaker 1>way to the top and they're like what And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, six year olds are not supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to do that. And the coach is like, who's

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<v Speaker 1>that and they're like, that's the one I'm telling you about.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Then they're like, you have a membership.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the blockbuster card, come back every day.

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<v Speaker 3>But like, I was so glad to read that stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>because again, I know of Simone Biles when she became famous.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know her upbringing, but that gets me too.

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<v Speaker 3>There's another part here, Brad where and this is the

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<v Speaker 3>other place, like as impactful and as important to me

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<v Speaker 3>as that foster fan or calling her her grandparents mom

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<v Speaker 3>and dad. Is where she says, at the age of nine,

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<v Speaker 3>she was diagnosed with anxiety and ADHD at the age

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<v Speaker 3>of nine. How great. I mean, listen when I say

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<v Speaker 3>how great is that? Not that not that she has

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<v Speaker 3>anxiety in ADHD, but that she was she had parents

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<v Speaker 3>that were interested that.

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<v Speaker 2>That took notice and then got her diagnosed.

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<v Speaker 1>We know ADHD very well in my family, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was obviously I did not know that about her when

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<v Speaker 1>I started writing the book, and of course I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is it, and I'm going to read you this

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<v Speaker 1>is a letter. It's actually going up on our social

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<v Speaker 1>media later tonight. But this is this is the first

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<v Speaker 1>letter I got when the book came out the day

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<v Speaker 1>came out, and it said this. It was like, dear Brad,

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<v Speaker 1>not sure this will reach you, but just want to

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<v Speaker 1>say a wonderful I Amsmo bilesis and this is what

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<v Speaker 1>it says. It says, we had a rough week over

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<v Speaker 1>here with my daughter who's in third grade, being laughed

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<v Speaker 1>at on the bus in tears. But when she saw

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<v Speaker 1>that Simone had ADHD like her, she let up and

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<v Speaker 1>she said, thank you for writing this book.

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<v Speaker 4>We needed it.

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<v Speaker 1>We have all your books, but this is definitely our favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>And again those moments where a kid can see themselves

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<v Speaker 1>that ADHD moment again, you can see what I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>what I did there is. I'm like, you get your

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<v Speaker 1>own page for this. This is not something we mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>in the timeline, you know, And she says, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>looking if you look at that page I have sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>Simone Biles will break the fourth wall and talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you directly as the reader, right, And it says on

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<v Speaker 1>that page to be your best, you need to feel

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<v Speaker 1>good about yourself. And that is what kids who are

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<v Speaker 1>going through that stuff don't understand at that young age.

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<v Speaker 1>And here's Simonbiles breaking the fourth wall and saying, you're okay,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly as you are. You know, you have worth and

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<v Speaker 1>you're worthy of being loved. And I don't care if

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<v Speaker 1>you're you know, in third grade or you're, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>fifty years old. We all need that message.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you talk about like certain moments in the book

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<v Speaker 3>getting their own page and not just being part of

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<v Speaker 3>a timeline or just kind of telling the story when

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<v Speaker 3>you talk about her withdrawing from the Olympics. Right, so

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<v Speaker 3>now fast forward that we're we're Olympian Simone Biles and

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<v Speaker 3>she withdraws from the Olympics, and it talks about the

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<v Speaker 3>public reaction.

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<v Speaker 2>That page is pretty heavy, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is the one that we were like, you

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<v Speaker 1>should see.

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<v Speaker 4>It was heavier.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what she says about her time is she feels

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<v Speaker 1>like all the words that everyone calls her publicly are

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<v Speaker 1>on her face. So failure, quitter, loser, terrible, embarrassment. And

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<v Speaker 1>so we had we did exactly what she says when

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<v Speaker 1>she talked about it publicly, is we put all those

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<v Speaker 1>words on her face and it was devastating.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, we were like we.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't do it, and Chris then very smartly put those

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<v Speaker 1>words all over the page and she's just, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>has a peer coming down and she's crying as you

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<v Speaker 1>feel it, and I think, you know, you cannot understand

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<v Speaker 1>what she comes back from until you understand what she's

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<v Speaker 1>been through. And that is a you know, sometimes the

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<v Speaker 1>internet's really fun and funny.

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<v Speaker 4>We can make a good joke, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it is the ruless most you know, and we

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<v Speaker 1>are as a society ruthless, and we were ruthless with her,

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<v Speaker 1>and when no one understood even at the time, because

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, oh, you're a quitter, you quit the Olympics,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you forget that that story came out about

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<v Speaker 1>sexual abuse for all these gymnasts. Yeah, right, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you forget that Wait a minute, she went through that too,

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<v Speaker 1>and we don't we don't talk about that part, right

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<v Speaker 1>like we obviously in a book we make a mention

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<v Speaker 1>of she had some coaches that were bad, and we

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<v Speaker 1>make it so it's age appropriate, so you can, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you need to tell that story with your kid,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what page it's on.

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<v Speaker 4>But as a as a.

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<v Speaker 1>As a society, we we didn't we didn't mention that

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<v Speaker 1>we just went after her throat because we didn't win

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<v Speaker 1>the she didn't win the goal for us, like she

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<v Speaker 1>owed us something. And I again, and that page to

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<v Speaker 1>me is that's when you realize, man, we put her

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<v Speaker 1>through the ringer.

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<v Speaker 4>That was rough.

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<v Speaker 3>And by the way, Brad, where you mentioned and you're right,

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<v Speaker 3>like it references that she had some coaches that were bad.

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<v Speaker 3>And like you said, depending on who's reading the book,

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<v Speaker 3>they may not be ready for that.

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<v Speaker 2>And would be up to parents. But I will give

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<v Speaker 2>a ton of credit to Chris.

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<v Speaker 3>Eliopolist that little frame where it says that she had

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<v Speaker 3>the coaches that are really bad. I mean for trying

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<v Speaker 3>to send a message without saying the message that artwork

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<v Speaker 3>is great.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I mean, listen, the secret weapon of these books

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<v Speaker 1>is Chris, right. I mean, he has this art style

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<v Speaker 1>that's like Calvin and Hobbes meets Charlie Brown and that's

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<v Speaker 1>all adorable and kids love it. But like there's a

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<v Speaker 1>reason why there have been, you know, thousands of books

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<v Speaker 1>written about Rosa Parks or Amelia Earhart or Abraham Lincoln

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<v Speaker 1>or the Beatles. But kids gravitate to arts and it's

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<v Speaker 1>no offense to me, it's not my writing. It's Chris's

0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:43.320
<v Speaker 1>beautiful art. He makes you you know, anyone can do cute, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris has cute arsa. But what Chris can do, he

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<v Speaker 1>can do heart. He can make you feel. And on

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<v Speaker 1>that page it says, you know, and one coach was

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<v Speaker 1>very bad for me. You know, I had coaches who

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<v Speaker 1>were intents and coaches who were good, but one coach

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<v Speaker 1>was very bad. And it's Simone in the shadows, just

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<v Speaker 1>looking down. Now you have a little kid whatever. They

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<v Speaker 1>just think you have a bad coach, but you have

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<v Speaker 1>a kid who needs that story, and you have an

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity now to change their life. And it's all thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to Chris's art.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Brett, I hesitate to ask what I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>like you would? You had mentioned when we were talking

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<v Speaker 3>about Jane good all about how she was involved and

0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:18.639
<v Speaker 3>her people were involved. Has were some most people involved

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<v Speaker 3>in the in the at least the reading of the

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<v Speaker 3>book and going through it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I know she's read the book. The funny part

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<v Speaker 1>was when we were proofing it, and it's just the

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<v Speaker 1>time and of how it worked. She finally went on

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<v Speaker 1>her honeymoon. So we've been talking to all of her people.

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<v Speaker 1>But They're like, she's on her honeymoon. I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't bother her on her honeymoon to check our books,

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's only so much, like you know, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty shameless about asking people for papers, but I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. Like the woman has been like done nothing

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<v Speaker 1>but try to win stuff for the country her whole

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<v Speaker 1>life and has finally taken the you know, a six

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<v Speaker 1>month period where she truly escaped and left and was

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<v Speaker 1>like I need to live my own life now. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, what about our book though, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, we really really could use your helper.

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<v Speaker 4>So I know she's read it.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, we sent it to her, and obviously we

0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:11.399
<v Speaker 1>sent it to her Jim and to her parents and

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<v Speaker 1>and and the people that she works with have been

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<v Speaker 1>really really nice to us. But yeah, I even I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't do that one.

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<v Speaker 3>And so she also hasn't commented on the picture you

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<v Speaker 3>posted of you in tights.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, can I let's talk about that for a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Of all the pictures I've ever posted on my Instagram, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter or whatever that all, you know, all the things,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing has horrified my daughter more than this photo like,

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<v Speaker 1>I sent it to Lilah. My daughter is now twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years old, so I sent her two pictures that Chris

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<v Speaker 1>Aliofice did where it's a it's a picture of Stephen

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<v Speaker 1>the awesome gymnasts, who you know would go asses, who

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<v Speaker 1>you know is the heart throb, and they put my

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<v Speaker 1>head on his body and my and my daughter literally

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<v Speaker 1>wrote back and said I'm terrified.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm horrified.

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<v Speaker 1>I was the only response. I'm like, so you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>you love this. She's like, do not post those?

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<v Speaker 4>And so of course I posted it, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She and yesterday it's two days later, and yesterday she

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<v Speaker 1>says to me, why did you post that?

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<v Speaker 4>I told you not to.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, because she told me Nazi. Of course

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I posted it, exactly why I posted it.

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<v Speaker 1>But we did text Simone Biles and and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's going to be sharing this one,

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<v Speaker 1>but whatever it's it's going to bother my daughter, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's got to be worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then let me switch to something else because I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. I don't want to run out of time

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<v Speaker 2>with you.

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<v Speaker 3>So that that book is out, I am some mo Biles, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>that is out and it's available.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fantastic. It's awesome. Did I did?

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<v Speaker 4>I thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I was reading about it and I love this.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, you took the Nazi Conspiracy and you made it

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<v Speaker 3>a kid's book.

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<v Speaker 1>We did, you know, because you know kids love Nazis,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>And again.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is when you say is the kids book,

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<v Speaker 1>it's me it's like for your three year old? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we did do im m frank, we did do a

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<v Speaker 1>kid's book.

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<v Speaker 3>For like like ails book.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no, no, but it's we did it. It's for

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what age, young adults, young adults.

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<v Speaker 3>But Brad, how long have I been telling you that

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<v Speaker 3>I wish like all your conspiracy books. How long have

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<v Speaker 3>I been telling you that's how history books should be written.

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<v Speaker 3>They should be written like novels in a way that

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<v Speaker 3>read where it's interesting and it tells the story and

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<v Speaker 3>it puts you in it. I love that they actually

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<v Speaker 3>that you actually did it. And now it's a it's

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<v Speaker 3>a history book for for for young adults.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, no, listen, we it's for nine, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>nine to twelve year olds, because older than that you

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<v Speaker 1>could just read the real book.

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<v Speaker 4>But we had all these kids.

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<v Speaker 1>That were that were exactly what you just said that

0:20:45.440 --> 0:20:47.560
<v Speaker 1>all these parents were like, we want this since we

0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:50.320
<v Speaker 1>did a first conspiracy book for young readers. But the

0:20:50.440 --> 0:20:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Nazi conspiracy book, you know, a secret plot to kill Fdr.

0:20:53.400 --> 0:20:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Stalin In Churchill at the height of World War Two.

0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:59.399
<v Speaker 1>It's this amazing story of them against the Nazis. And

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<v Speaker 1>we had all the teacher's writing to us saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can you do a young adult version, so we can

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<v Speaker 1>you know, assign it to you know, our nine year olds, ten, eleven,

0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:10.840
<v Speaker 1>twelve year olds, and and it worked, it actually works.

0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Scholastic was like, we want to do this with you.

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<v Speaker 1>So we went through the book. You pull out the

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<v Speaker 1>most graphic stuff, you pull out obviously the language stuff

0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:20.439
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't work for that young age group. But the

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<v Speaker 1>funny thing was is my son in his in his

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<v Speaker 1>school last year, got assigned one of our conspiracy books

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<v Speaker 1>that was on the list of books you can pick.

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<v Speaker 1>So the first Conspiracy was about a secret plot to

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<v Speaker 1>kill George Washington at the height of the of the

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<v Speaker 1>revolution is one of them. And my son, of course

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<v Speaker 1>is not picking my book, but all of his friends

0:21:42.640 --> 0:21:44.800
<v Speaker 1>picked the book because they were like whatever we can

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<v Speaker 1>ask Brad if he don't, you know, if we get

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<v Speaker 1>stuck on something. And my again, my son is like,

0:21:50.280 --> 0:21:53.000
<v Speaker 1>they picked your book, and I'm actually getting worried. And

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<v Speaker 1>then my son says to me with a shock, like

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<v Speaker 1>true shock, they liked it, like well thanks for that?

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<v Speaker 1>What like I mean truly as if it was like

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<v Speaker 1>an impossible dream, like how could that possibly be? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>happened that they would like this book? And and that's

0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:13.360
<v Speaker 1>and the not to Conspiracy to me is an even

0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:15.960
<v Speaker 1>better book for you know, those kids who are reluctant

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<v Speaker 1>readers who are in you know, kind of want to

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<v Speaker 1>find something that they would love in history.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not alone, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Scholastic was like, we're doing it, and I love

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<v Speaker 1>the fact they did. I want to do it with

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<v Speaker 1>all the all of our conspiracy books.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I'm just going to ask you will, like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>will you end up doing it with all of them?

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<v Speaker 2>You should? They should? Scholastic should, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Bliss and people buy the books and they'll do another

0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:38.480
<v Speaker 1>one with us. It's all about, you know, is this

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<v Speaker 1>gonna work or not? Like and and you know they

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<v Speaker 1>they don't know, we've never done.

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<v Speaker 4>A book together before. So obviously that came out.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, this has been a busy week for us,

0:22:46.840 --> 0:22:48.720
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, we have nots conspiracy coming out at this

0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:51.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, same time. But it's a I love the

0:22:51.960 --> 0:22:54.280
<v Speaker 1>fact that these And the thing is is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>at my book signs, those kids come and find me,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you're a history nerd like me when I

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<v Speaker 1>was well, like when I was I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>to go. But those kids when I go to events,

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<v Speaker 1>like when I'm coming in January for the new thriller there,

0:23:07.600 --> 0:23:09.760
<v Speaker 1>like you'll look, you'll pick them out in line. There

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<v Speaker 1>are these really smart, shy kids who just look like

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<v Speaker 1>me when I was little, and they come up to

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<v Speaker 1>me and they'll tell me like and they'll tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>The best part is they'll tell me what I get wrong.

0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Like they'll tell me like you TYPEOED FDR's birthday, you

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<v Speaker 1>got it off by a digit, like because you typed

0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:26.280
<v Speaker 1>the eighteens instead of the nineteenth. And I'm like, they

0:23:26.359 --> 0:23:29.040
<v Speaker 1>find everything like they and I'm like, they should be

0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:30.359
<v Speaker 1>my proof readers, not the ones I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got nerd you're at a book signing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, But the best part is the kids, the younger

0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:41.359
<v Speaker 1>ones who like are still like they you know, Chris

0:23:41.440 --> 0:23:43.800
<v Speaker 1>hides me in every single I am right, so I'm

0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:46.000
<v Speaker 1>always hidden in the background. And so I had these

0:23:46.040 --> 0:23:48.240
<v Speaker 1>It was like these two brothers and they came up

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<v Speaker 1>to me and one is probably like ten years old,

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<v Speaker 1>and the younger brother's like seven years old, maybe even

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<v Speaker 1>a little younger. And the younger one is like, wait,

0:23:56.640 --> 0:23:58.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, I saw you and I am Rosa Parks

0:23:58.600 --> 0:24:00.840
<v Speaker 1>and I saw you and you know we are the

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<v Speaker 1>Beatles and I saw you on this and They're like,

0:24:03.359 --> 0:24:04.720
<v Speaker 1>I have a question for you. And I'm like yeah,

0:24:04.720 --> 0:24:08.680
<v Speaker 1>They're like, are you a time traveler? And I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that was really adorable and then the older brother, the

0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:15.320
<v Speaker 1>older brother says like angry at the younger brother says

0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:18.880
<v Speaker 1>he's not a time traveler, idiot, and he says he's

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<v Speaker 1>a vampire.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at him.

0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:25.080
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, look at me? What is that part?

0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:27.959
<v Speaker 1>Like I know, I'm like not the Tannis guy around.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, so kids can come and like

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<v Speaker 1>ask him questions about your history stuff, but like they

0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:34.720
<v Speaker 1>are fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey. Two other things about the conspiracy books.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one and not not to get all heavy and stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>but with the Nazi conspiracy, dude with the amount of

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<v Speaker 3>anti Semitism that's out there and running around right now,

0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:49.719
<v Speaker 3>great timing for this to be out.

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<v Speaker 1>And listen, when we wrote that book, we thought we

0:24:53.359 --> 0:24:56.359
<v Speaker 1>were at the height of anti semitism, right, Josh mentioned

0:24:56.400 --> 0:24:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I put that book out a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>We did not know it was going to be even worse.

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<v Speaker 1>And that I love you for saying that, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>what Scholastic love too, if they were like, you need

0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:07.159
<v Speaker 1>a book that you can teach your kids, you know,

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:10.760
<v Speaker 1>and to me, when what the Nazi Conspiracy is as

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<v Speaker 1>a kid's book and as an adult book, you know, yes,

0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:16.000
<v Speaker 1>it's cool to say we have a secret plot to

0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:19.040
<v Speaker 1>kill Fdr Stalin in Churchill and that's titilating and all that.

0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:23.879
<v Speaker 1>But the key thing about that book is that authoritarianism

0:25:24.440 --> 0:25:27.640
<v Speaker 1>has a roadmap, and it always has had a roadmap.

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:29.720
<v Speaker 1>And if you look at it, you know, you have

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:34.359
<v Speaker 1>this charismatic leader who basically is like, finds these you know,

0:25:34.440 --> 0:25:38.920
<v Speaker 1>these these poor and struggling economically, you know, white Germans,

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:42.359
<v Speaker 1>and then he says those magic words, right, those magic

0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:46.359
<v Speaker 1>words are those people. Those people are the cause of

0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:51.239
<v Speaker 1>your pain. And for decades, you know, that's a code word, right, right,

0:25:51.280 --> 0:25:53.600
<v Speaker 1>And in World War Two it's a code word, you know,

0:25:53.800 --> 0:25:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Hitler's saying it about. In Adolf Hitler's case, it's it's

0:25:56.640 --> 0:26:00.320
<v Speaker 1>the Jewish people, right, But it eventually has become the

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:03.480
<v Speaker 1>black community, it becomes a gay community, becomes the immigrant community,

0:26:03.800 --> 0:26:08.480
<v Speaker 1>and we forget that. To me, you know, the Holocaust

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:13.119
<v Speaker 1>doesn't start with death camps. It starts with slogans and

0:26:13.240 --> 0:26:17.119
<v Speaker 1>propaganda and rallies and book bands. And to me, the

0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:21.840
<v Speaker 1>American dream is not about, you know, money. The American

0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:23.960
<v Speaker 1>dream is that when you see a bully and you

0:26:24.000 --> 0:26:27.000
<v Speaker 1>see someone being picked on, you use your voice and

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:31.120
<v Speaker 1>you say enough enough already. And man, we're fighting Nazis

0:26:31.160 --> 0:26:35.280
<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty five. Still they're still here. And you know,

0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:37.240
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not talking about like just calling anyone in

0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:39.720
<v Speaker 1>a different political party not say there are really we're

0:26:39.760 --> 0:26:43.040
<v Speaker 1>fighting Nazis, right like there are people who are happy

0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:45.959
<v Speaker 1>to watch the Jewish people be wiped off the planet.

0:26:46.160 --> 0:26:48.960
<v Speaker 1>And as someone who's Jewish, that matters to me a

0:26:49.000 --> 0:26:52.639
<v Speaker 1>great deal. So yeah, you know, when we want people's

0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:55.680
<v Speaker 1>kids to learn these lessons, because it's hard to change

0:26:55.680 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 1>the minds of adults. Eliot, as you know, but for

0:26:58.400 --> 0:27:01.280
<v Speaker 1>decades now, we've been arming the next generation of kids

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:06.120
<v Speaker 1>with these lessons of kindness and generosity and compassion. And

0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:07.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll take that battle any day.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Is there gonna be another conspiracy book?

0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Like obviously, and we'll we'll circle back to the I

0:27:12.600 --> 0:27:14.760
<v Speaker 3>Am books and I'm definitely gonna get to the to

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:15.360
<v Speaker 3>the novel.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there gonna be another conspiracy book?

0:27:19.000 --> 0:27:20.119
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, working on it.

0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Now. You're gonna You're gonna love this one. You're gonna

0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:24.600
<v Speaker 1>love this one. I'll tell I'll text you when we're done,

0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:26.200
<v Speaker 1>or unless you tell you don't you.

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:28.280
<v Speaker 3>Know, because then I'll just I'll come back here and go, Hey, Brad,

0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 3>text it.

0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:31.400
<v Speaker 2>I know what it is. I'm horrible with secret. Yeah,

0:27:31.440 --> 0:27:33.800
<v Speaker 2>if normally I love a secret, but I'll blow it.

0:27:33.920 --> 0:27:34.600
<v Speaker 2>I'll blow it.

0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:37.439
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna like it. It's good, all right?

0:27:37.480 --> 0:27:41.240
<v Speaker 4>Tell me I'm not Yeah, no, go ahead, no, go ahead, no.

0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:42.320
<v Speaker 1>No, no, I got all the time in the world. I

0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:42.560
<v Speaker 1>got it.

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 4>Wherever you want to go?

0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I was gonna say I mentioned the novel, dude.

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:48.320
<v Speaker 2>We got a date for the novel?

0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm coming to town.

0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 3>January sixth, just in time for Christmas, the.

0:27:58.680 --> 0:28:04.480
<v Speaker 1>As usual marketing team that brought you January fifth, January seventh,

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:05.480
<v Speaker 1>January eighth.

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:09.440
<v Speaker 3>So the new novel is The Viper, a Zig and

0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:10.760
<v Speaker 3>Nola novel.

0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Hey remind me? So, so back up a little bit.

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:16.760
<v Speaker 3>When was the last When was the last Zig and

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:17.520
<v Speaker 3>Nola novel?

0:28:18.880 --> 0:28:21.840
<v Speaker 1>It's going to be by that January four years. I

0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:24.040
<v Speaker 1>mean it's a long time. I I mean I used

0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:26.439
<v Speaker 1>to write a book every two years, but when I

0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:29.000
<v Speaker 1>started doing the kids books and all the other stuff

0:28:29.040 --> 0:28:31.080
<v Speaker 1>we do, I was like, I just, you know, whatever,

0:28:31.480 --> 0:28:34.920
<v Speaker 1>something has to give somewhere. So it's four years, people,

0:28:35.040 --> 0:28:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean even my wife is like, I don't remember

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:39.320
<v Speaker 1>what happened anymore. I'm like, don't worry. We reset everything,

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:42.920
<v Speaker 1>like I can't you know? I and so what you don't?

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:46.680
<v Speaker 1>You know? We got a really nice blurb from you

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:48.760
<v Speaker 1>know some of these you send your books out to,

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:50.480
<v Speaker 1>like famous people to blurb them. And one of the

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 1>blurbs came back and said, this is the perfect place

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:54.920
<v Speaker 1>to start. You don't have to know anything about Zig

0:28:54.920 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 1>and Nola, but you can read The Viper and just

0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 1>read a good story.

0:28:57.440 --> 0:28:58.320
<v Speaker 4>And that's how I treat it.

0:28:58.360 --> 0:29:00.479
<v Speaker 1>I treat it as like, whenever you pick it up,

0:29:00.560 --> 0:29:01.760
<v Speaker 1>it could be your first book.

0:29:01.520 --> 0:29:03.960
<v Speaker 4>And you can go from there. So I but I love.

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 1>This book and there is one thing in this book

0:29:06.640 --> 0:29:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I know you're gonna love and I can't you're gonna

0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:10.480
<v Speaker 1>get I don't know if they did they send you

0:29:10.520 --> 0:29:11.080
<v Speaker 1>a copy.

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Yet, No, no, I don't. I don't have a copy

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:12.840
<v Speaker 2>of it.

0:29:12.920 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 3>I did get an early copy, if I am Simone Biles,

0:29:15.200 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 3>though you did.

0:29:17.320 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you always get it. But you're you're about to

0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 1>get the viper. The viper is you know it is.

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 4>Don't do not.

0:29:21.880 --> 0:29:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Turn your back on the viper. It's a it's a

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I love this book.

0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:26.640
<v Speaker 4>And so yeah, we're coming to DC.

0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 1>We're doing like Baltimore, we're doing outside other part of Maryland.

0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:32.400
<v Speaker 1>And then we're going back to Tyson's Corner which has

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 1>opened up again. The Warn't Noble there, so we're going

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:35.880
<v Speaker 1>to be there as well. Wait hold on, we'll be

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:36.680
<v Speaker 1>there in January.

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:40.240
<v Speaker 2>Wait hold on, Brad, Yes, Tyler, Brad, are you waiting

0:29:40.280 --> 0:29:41.200
<v Speaker 2>on Elliott's blurb.

0:29:43.520 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 1>That's the blurb we were waiting for, the blurb that says,

0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:49.920
<v Speaker 1>great job putting it out in January.

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 4>We can get that.

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:54.480
<v Speaker 3>But no, but I'm glad. I'm glad number one. I

0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 3>think like your wife, but I thought the same thing.

0:29:56.880 --> 0:29:58.640
<v Speaker 3>Is like when I was reading that it's coming out

0:29:58.640 --> 0:30:00.680
<v Speaker 3>in January, is like, that's awesome.

0:30:00.920 --> 0:30:02.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad it's coming out.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember how the other one ended, And in

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<v Speaker 3>my head, I was like, is there like is there

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<v Speaker 3>going to be a prequel book or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do I just have to go back and read it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm glad to hear that if I wanted to start,

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<v Speaker 3>I could just start there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, Lessen, I mean I remember when I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's a silly comparison, but like when you

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<v Speaker 1>read Harry Potter, you forget those books came out and

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<v Speaker 1>she was, you know, she really did whatever you think

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<v Speaker 1>about those books, Like she resets the table, right, You've

0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 1>got to reset the table for everyone because I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's where I'm a middle aged guy, like my

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:36.440
<v Speaker 1>brain is not you know, all of our brains have

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 1>been fried by social media. We can't remember anything. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm going to just reset it. And

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<v Speaker 1>the funny part is this one scene in the book

0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:46.880
<v Speaker 1>that was in like my friend said to me because

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:48.520
<v Speaker 1>he was proofing it for me who I always go to,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, this is my favorite scene. Man, you

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<v Speaker 1>kill this scene. I'm like, yeah, that scene is in

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<v Speaker 1>the previous two books, like it's in there two other times.

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<v Speaker 1>And he had no and I'm like, dude, you're my

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<v Speaker 1>best friend and you don't remember what I did, so

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I have no hope for any Like, so I knew

0:31:05.880 --> 0:31:07.280
<v Speaker 1>and that's why I put it in there because I'm like,

0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:09.600
<v Speaker 1>you're never going to remember this scene. It's so vital.

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<v Speaker 1>So I we tell it again. We make sure you

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<v Speaker 1>get it again. We're not We're not crazy, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>good cy.

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<v Speaker 3>The biper will be out on January sixth. Like you said,

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<v Speaker 3>you're coming to town. Last couple of things.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the action figure thing that you got from

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<v Speaker 2>comic Con? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>This is the best. Oh, I gotta get one for you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>So I walk up to I take my kids to

0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:35.280
<v Speaker 1>San Diego Comic Con this year. My boys wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>go and they said to me, can we go? And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I've been waiting my whole life for you

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<v Speaker 1>to say those words.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>And as we walk up, there is a beautiful stunning

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<v Speaker 1>woman dressed as Linda Carter Wonder Woman, and I'm like,

0:31:50.320 --> 0:31:52.920
<v Speaker 1>it's a sign from God. It's the first cosplay I see,

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<v Speaker 1>so immediately I go up. I say, hey, can we

0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:57.760
<v Speaker 1>take a picture together? And and she I basically tell her.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I know Linda Carter, She's gonna love your outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, you really know her. I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a good friend of ours, Like we just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>that we didn't event with her in Virginia, like for

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<v Speaker 1>the for the I Am wonder Woman book. And so

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<v Speaker 1>she dms me on Instagram. I mean when I say, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you just look look up the picture of me and

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<v Speaker 1>Wonder Woman, you'll see like, and she dms me and says,

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<v Speaker 1>come buy my booth I have. I'm entertaining at some

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<v Speaker 1>booth or I'm dressing. And I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>she's talking about. Like I don't even pay much attention

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<v Speaker 1>because san Die is so big, but I get all.

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<v Speaker 1>I send a picture of the text of me and

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<v Speaker 1>Wonder Woman to Linda Carter and then Linda texts me

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<v Speaker 1>back and and writes back like how amazing the woman's

0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:38.680
<v Speaker 1>costume is. And as I turn the corner with that

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<v Speaker 1>text in my hand, I run into the woman at

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:44.720
<v Speaker 1>this booth and her booth is a booth that she's

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, entertaining to draw people. In is where they

0:32:48.360 --> 0:32:50.680
<v Speaker 1>make your own action figure of you. They scan your

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<v Speaker 1>body and they make you into an action figure.

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<v Speaker 4>And so I'm like, oh my gosh, that's you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're You're wonder when you're here. Here's here's the text

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<v Speaker 1>Linda Carter.

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<v Speaker 4>And she loves it.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, I'm going to have them make a free

0:33:00.520 --> 0:33:03.080
<v Speaker 1>action figure of you. And again I'm like, I'm waiting

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 1>my whole life for this. And so they they get

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they put you in a little like laser

0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:13.120
<v Speaker 1>thing and it's truly out of like you know, Minority

0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:17.479
<v Speaker 1>Report or something, and it scans around you and they're like,

0:33:17.560 --> 0:33:18.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, in two months, we're going to send you

0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 1>an action figure. And I open up this box and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my gosh, it's me. And the funniest

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>part is my daughter when she sees it, she's like, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>because I have a little mole on the top of

0:33:29.400 --> 0:33:31.560
<v Speaker 1>my head. She's like, they didn't get the mole, and

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:33.800
<v Speaker 1>she took a sharpie and put it in for me.

0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 1>She literally sharpied my mole in.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, Tyler found the picture. That woman is

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<v Speaker 3>amazing looking.

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<v Speaker 1>She's and she's the nicest person of all time, truly

0:33:50.040 --> 0:33:52.120
<v Speaker 1>one of the nice pupils. She's become a good friend.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love the fact that she was so excited

0:33:55.600 --> 0:33:58.520
<v Speaker 1>to see that. Linda Carter like thinks that she has

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<v Speaker 1>the longest legs on the planet.

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:02.200
<v Speaker 2>She is very tall. I mean she dwarfs you, that's

0:34:02.240 --> 0:34:02.600
<v Speaker 2>for sure.

0:34:03.080 --> 0:34:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's not. One, it's not hard, but two, yes

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:10.200
<v Speaker 1>she does. I mean she's gigantic. And I'm like, even

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 1>without the boots, she's like, you know, six whatever. It's great.

0:34:13.200 --> 0:34:15.200
<v Speaker 1>But she's a perfect Linder Carter wonder woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what is the otis spunk Meyer chocolate chip cookie story.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone's been going through my instagram. So so I go

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. This is this is how my life works, right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go to do this speech at this like

0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 1>corporate event. And you know when you go to these

0:34:32.200 --> 0:34:35.320
<v Speaker 1>corporate events, they always have like pre food outside whatever.

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:38.799
<v Speaker 1>They'll be like, you know, like salads or something, or

0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:41.960
<v Speaker 1>coffee stations or whatever. At this particular one, it was

0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:46.040
<v Speaker 1>a food service one. They have Hershey bars and Otis

0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:48.799
<v Speaker 1>spunk Meyer Cookies, which is crazy to me. So my

0:34:48.960 --> 0:34:51.759
<v Speaker 1>first thought is, well, I'm stealing all this, and so

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:55.680
<v Speaker 1>I just load up on Spunkmeyer Cookies and Hershey Bars

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:57.960
<v Speaker 1>because it's like full sized Hershe bars. And as I

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<v Speaker 1>give the speech, I'm like, listen, I have this line

0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:01.080
<v Speaker 1>in the speech says, when you leave here, when you

0:35:01.120 --> 0:35:03.920
<v Speaker 1>go back home, but I added the line just imprompt

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<v Speaker 1>I said, when you leave here and you're done stealing

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<v Speaker 1>all the Hershey bars and Otis spunk Meyer cookies like

0:35:08.920 --> 0:35:11.560
<v Speaker 1>you blah blah blah. And at the end of the speech,

0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:15.120
<v Speaker 1>these two people come up to me looking really serious.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm I go, oh, this is bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're representatives from the Hershey Corporation and from Otis

0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:23.239
<v Speaker 1>spunk Meyer Cookies. And both of them say the same

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 1>thing to me, that was so nice. Where So because

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<v Speaker 1>I said, and I said, by the way, I totally

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:27.600
<v Speaker 1>stole them myself.

0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 4>I admitted to the audience.

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I sold myself. And I said, they said, thank you

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:35.759
<v Speaker 1>for that shout out, give us your address. You're about

0:35:35.800 --> 0:35:37.959
<v Speaker 1>to get the best care packages in the world. And

0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I get an entire thing of Hershey bars that will

0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:44.040
<v Speaker 1>last me, you know, forever. And then Otis spunk Meyer

0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Cookies sends me like a year's worth of frozen cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, I can't tell you, like the picture doesn't

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:55.000
<v Speaker 1>do it justice. It is like you need another refrigerator, freezer.

0:35:55.360 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 1>It is like pounds and pounds and pounds of giant cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>We eat them every weekend. I still am not halfway done.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awesome, all right.

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:07.680
<v Speaker 1>So, by the way, my sons, my son's friends come

0:36:07.680 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 1>over and they're like, you got cookies. I'm like, I

0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 1>got cookies for everybody. Let go.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Nazi Conspiracy for the young adult that's out.

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<v Speaker 3>More importantly, I am Simone Biles, part of the ordinary

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<v Speaker 3>People Change the World collection that is out and available.

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<v Speaker 3>Bred That book is great. That book is so so good.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we'll see you in January for Viper.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. I'll see you face to face and

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<v Speaker 1>miss you, guys. I appreciate all the kindness and love

0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:40.480
<v Speaker 1>for Simone Biles, because man, I think there are some

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:42.719
<v Speaker 1>kids who need that mental health love right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Amen, And by the way, have fun at the World

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<v Speaker 2>Series tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you. I'll send you a picture, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Good deal? Thanks Brad,