1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:00,880 Speaker 1: It's k IF. 2 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 2: I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 2: Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 3: Kay leto is Weather's Night. Always nice to see you, 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 3: young man. 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 4: Well, thank you, thank you, and you look great, well, 7 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 4: thank you, thank you. 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,120 Speaker 3: I'm trying to get money hits. 9 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 4: Oh here ware you go. 10 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,640 Speaker 2: And you had a great joke that after you got 11 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 2: burned in your garage and you paid for a new face, 12 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 2: you would tell people you are the new face of 13 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 2: comed That's right. I have the new face of common 14 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 2: that's right. And I was two faced as well, that's right. 15 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 2: Richard Pryor was he around when you started? 16 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:37,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, very much. 17 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 5: So. 18 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:42,480 Speaker 4: I like Richard, great comic, really the most naturally funny guy. 19 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 4: I mean, he would just slay the room just to 20 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 4: kill me, just you know. 21 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, he was. 22 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 4: He was just the best, just the best, truly funny, 23 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 4: great facial expressions too. 24 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. 25 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 4: And it's funny because you know, a lot of young 26 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 4: comics don't really know his work because he just did 27 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 4: Live at the Sunset Trip. He was like the first 28 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 4: comics to shoot a stand up special that aired in theaters, 29 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 4: you know, and so that was a big deal. The 30 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 4: HBO thing was sort of new at the time, so 31 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 4: he hadn't done this, so there's not a lot of 32 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 4: his work out there, but just hilarious. That's like, you 33 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,759 Speaker 4: can't repeat most of it, but it's pretty funny. 34 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 2: I always thought that Jeff Altman was great. Whatever happened 35 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 2: to him. 36 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 4: Jeff I had a long time. Jeff's a very funny guy. 37 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 4: I know he moved back east, he got married. Yeah, 38 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 4: he was like, you know, all comics are screwed up 39 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 4: in some way, and Jeff certainly takes the title. I 40 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 4: don't mean that insulting way. I just mean because that's 41 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 4: what made him funny. You just that odd, bouncing off 42 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,759 Speaker 4: the wall, you know, just very hyper. 43 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 2: You know, was Norm MacDonald out here or did he 44 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 2: start back east? Was he East Coast comic? Well, he's 45 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 2: from Canada, Oka. Norm was, you know, really funny. Nobody 46 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 2: made me laugh like Norm. I remember he used to 47 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 2: bring his mom to see me because I work clean, 48 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 2: because his mom didn't like to go to the comedy clubs. 49 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: Every very dirty. So I had a good relationship with him. 50 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 4: So he takes his mom Tova and he loved to gamble, right, 51 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 4: so they're standing line to check in at the hotel, 52 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 4: and it's like maybe twenty people in front of him. 53 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 4: So Norman says, I'm going to go over to the 54 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 4: tables for a few minutes a mole okay, because the 55 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 4: other table loses all his money. He can't even check 56 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,359 Speaker 4: in the hotel. Now he lost everything, everything out of 57 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 4: his credit card he lost. 58 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: He comes back to his mic. 59 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:32,800 Speaker 2: We can't say my kind of guy. 60 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, my kind of guy. 61 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 4: Well, here's a gambling joke. Guys walking down the strip 62 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 4: in Vegas. He's right at the end of the strip, 63 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 4: you know where they have that sign welcome LENSI. He 64 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 4: sees the guy coming from the desert. You know what's 65 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 4: that The guy crosses the street. So he crosses the 66 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 4: street and then guy's coming to him. He crossed and 67 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 4: the other guy guy crossing, So it's inevitable he's gonna 68 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 4: bump to this guy. And the guy sees him trying 69 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 4: to alloid him. Goes look Sarah, so please don't avoid me. 70 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 4: I'm a very successful business memory come from. This suit 71 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 4: costs thousands of dollars. It's very expensive. I just had 72 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 4: to run a bed. Like my car broke down on 73 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 4: the outside of town, or were sitting in the car. 74 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,919 Speaker 4: I'm walking in here. I'm a successful business memory I 75 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 4: come from. I'm embarrassed and I'm ashamed of myself. 76 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 6: Can you lend me a hundred dollars? 77 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 4: The guy says, well, if I lend you a hundred dollars, 78 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 4: I don't know you won't use it for gambling money. 79 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 4: I reduced pot, takes a bottle, water bills. 80 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 3: Oh, I got gambling money. No, I got gambling money. 81 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 2: I'm okay and somewhat true. Right, yeah, guys, will you know, 82 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 2: wait until the end like we used to. I remember 83 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 2: I was at Mandalay Bay and I was gambling, probably 84 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 2: spending twenty five dollars a hand in blackjack like an idiot. 85 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 2: And my wife always said, if we're going to drink, 86 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 2: you gotta eat, and so she always made sure we 87 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 2: had something to eat before we got you know, we 88 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 2: went to bed. So she goes, let's go to the 89 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 2: coffee shoveling a christ all right, So we go to 90 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 2: the coffee shop. She gets I don't know, burger or 91 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 2: tacos or something. And then she asked the waiter, can 92 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 2: I get a side of sour cream? And I said 93 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 2: to the waiter. I said, hey, how much is the 94 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 2: side of sour cream? And he said it's fifty cents. 95 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 2: I said, okay, well let's go ahead and get that 96 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 2: done with the hell. And then the waiter leaves and 97 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 2: my wife said, at what point were you not going to. 98 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 3: Okay the side of sour cream. 99 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 2: You're spending twenty five or fifty dollars a hand on 100 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 2: blackjack and I couldn't. 101 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 3: Get a dollar of sour cream because of you. 102 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 4: Well, that's like the guy gets an elevator, a husband 103 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 4: and wife are arguing, you know, the wife's crying. The 104 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 4: guy goes, you lost five hundred and I gave you 105 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 4: five hundred dollars, you lost five What are your nat 106 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 4: You're stupid? 107 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,840 Speaker 3: And she goes, but you lost five thousand dollars. Yeah, 108 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 3: but I know how to gamble. Hey, you said you 109 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,279 Speaker 3: also said you have a great golf joke. 110 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 4: Oh I like this, Well, I mentioned because you talk 111 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 4: about a woman who's corbroke. 112 00:04:58,920 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 1: That's right. 113 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 4: Guy Saturday goes out to play golf and he's running 114 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,720 Speaker 4: a little bit late on his way home and sees 115 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:07,479 Speaker 4: a woman with a flat tire. Frantic oh waving, Okay, 116 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 4: Well I got a flat. I just looked a mild 117 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 4: I'll help you. He changed the time for anything. 118 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 2: Get ready to go. 119 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,039 Speaker 4: She goes, I'll put you put the spar in the 120 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 4: back and you go. She goes, okay, can you follow 121 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 4: me home? Well, you gotta spread that. Well if I 122 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 4: get another flat, he said, it's only a musha. Well, 123 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 4: I'm just worried, all right, Okay, So he follows her home. 124 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 4: They pull in the driveway. He goes, there go, you're 125 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 4: all sad. She goes, can I offer you a drink? Well, 126 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 4: I got my wife's waiting. I got just one drinker. 127 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 6: All right. 128 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 4: It's the guy that has a drink, has another drink. 129 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 4: They start talking. Next you know, they wind up in bed. 130 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 4: They're having sex. Okay, now it's an eleven o'clock at night. 131 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:48,159 Speaker 4: The guy's driving home, going, what a jerk, What an idiot? 132 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 4: I ruined my marriage. You know, I'm not gonna be 133 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 4: a hypocrite. When I get in, I'm just gonna tell 134 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 4: my off what happened. If she wants to divorce me, 135 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 4: that's fine. I'm not going to live alone. He pulls 136 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 4: in the drive and the wife's in the driveway. Their 137 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 4: arms fall. She goes, where were you? I was coming 138 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,919 Speaker 4: home on fly fixed it for Then she wanted me 139 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 4: to follow her home. I said, okay, I said here, 140 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 4: all said. She goes, come in have a drink. I said, 141 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 4: why can just one drink just to say thing. So 142 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 4: we had a drink, had another drink. We wound up 143 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 4: in bed and we had sex. We He says, you're 144 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 4: a damn lie. You're playing another round with golf. It's 145 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 4: a stupid show. 146 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 3: That's fantastic. Can you stay? You've gotta go, No, I 147 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 3: gotta go now. 148 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:29,279 Speaker 6: Okay. 149 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,599 Speaker 2: You know what I also read recently, maybe maybe I 150 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 2: heard this from you. The Cadillac is the only company, 151 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,360 Speaker 2: I think worldwide that lowered its demo. 152 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 4: Not the only, but one of the first, one of 153 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 4: the first rolls froths manager to do it too. But 154 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 4: Cadillac went from being the old man's car, right like 155 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 4: we were kids, your dad's Cadillac, you know. Now kids 156 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 4: know Cadillac for the CTSV and the six speed manuor transmission, 157 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 4: and they're very fast, high performance cars. You know, they 158 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 4: do narberg Ring and all those kind of things. 159 00:06:58,279 --> 00:06:58,479 Speaker 7: You know. 160 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 4: So, and that gets the demo down. You've got a 161 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 4: lot of young people going because you can get a 162 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 4: Cadillac with a stick shift. 163 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: You can't even get Oh that's great. 164 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 3: You can't get a carvet. 165 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: Anymore with a stick is that right? 166 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 4: You can't do that, but the Cadillac again, so it 167 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 4: makes it pretty cool. 168 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 2: Are they more expensive to get to buy a stick 169 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 2: shift because they got to make them? 170 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 4: No, they're about the same. It's about the same. It's 171 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 4: fifty fifty. 172 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 2: Let me ask you a dumb question about about a car. 173 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 2: If if you have a stick shift, do you also 174 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 2: have a transmission. 175 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:29,160 Speaker 4: Well, yeah, all the stick shift does is shift the transmission. 176 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 4: An automatic shifts the transmission automatically. A stick shift, you're 177 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 4: moving the lever by hand. 178 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 2: So the so the the transmission in an automatic is 179 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,119 Speaker 2: more complicated than a stick shift. 180 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's yea. 181 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: Let's say I'm gonna telling you I'm a natural. 182 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 3: Yeah you are a natural? Yes, a natural? 183 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 2: What? 184 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 1: But yeah? 185 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 4: Yeah? 186 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: All right. 187 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 3: Conway Jay Lano has been with us. 188 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 2: If you miss any part of it, go back and 189 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 2: listen to the podcast. 190 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 7: You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on de Mayo KFI 191 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 7: AM six forty. 192 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 2: The coldest city in the nation today. It was, well, 193 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 2: the coldest place. I should say. It's about one hundred 194 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 2: and eighty four miles east southeast, almost directly east of. 195 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 1: Is it east? Yeah, it's almost. 196 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 2: Directly east of Nashville, Tennessee, in the Smoky Mountains elevation 197 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 2: about twelve hundred feet. It's a place you might have 198 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,479 Speaker 2: heard of, but you don't know anybody who lives there. Gatlinburg. 199 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 2: Isn't there a band called Gatlinburg or song or ga 200 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,920 Speaker 2: gatlin Brothers? Okay, this is Gatlinburg, Tennessee, and it was 201 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 2: the coldest place in the nation. Quick, whip around without 202 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 2: the music, belly. What temperatory you think it was in Gatlinburg, Tennessee? 203 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 2: Nine nine degrees in Tennessee? 204 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: Okay? 205 00:08:54,600 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 2: Krozer fifteen fifteen Angel eighty two, eighty two. Do you 206 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 2: want to do it again? You're going to go the 207 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 2: eighty two, twenty eight, twenty eight? 208 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: All right? Better? 209 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 6: All right? 210 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 2: And Sammy, what's the temperature in Gatlinburg, Tennessee? I'll go 211 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 2: with one one, Okay, Sammy got closes three degrees, three 212 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 2: degrees in Tennessee. Three degrees in Tennessee. That is unbelievable. Now, 213 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 2: grant it's in the Smoky Mountains, but those aren't. That's 214 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 2: not a high mountain range. That's not a full, you know, 215 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,680 Speaker 2: radical elevation. I think it's a The elevation is almost 216 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 2: thirteen hundred feet. That's nothing. The San Fernando Valley, I 217 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:49,400 Speaker 2: think is six or seven hundred feet. So that's incredible. 218 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,840 Speaker 2: And we've had a list of people, I mean, list 219 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:58,560 Speaker 2: of cities that are experiencing a brand new low. Jacksonville, Florida. 220 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 2: The low tmperature today, well, yeah, last night was twenty 221 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 2: eight degrees. The previous low is thirty five. That's seven 222 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:14,080 Speaker 2: degrees colder than the lowest temperature in the history of today, 223 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 2: seven degrees colder. Savannah, Georgia, twenty eight degrees, the previous 224 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 2: low thirty one, Mobile, Alabama, twenty eight degrees. Orlando, Florida, 225 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:34,360 Speaker 2: thirty six degrees in Orlando, Florida, the previous low thirty nine. Pensacola, Florida, 226 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:41,080 Speaker 2: thirty one degrees. Fort Myers forty two, Key West, way 227 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,120 Speaker 2: down in the ocean, Key West fifty seven degrees way 228 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:51,600 Speaker 2: out in the ocean. Gulfport, Mississippi, twenty seven degrees, Montgomery, Alabama, 229 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:58,760 Speaker 2: twenty six. Macon, Georgia, twenty nine and Tampa Tampa Bay, 230 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:05,160 Speaker 2: Florida thirty eight degrees thirty eight degrees. So look, I 231 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:10,280 Speaker 2: know the global warmers don't like this, but it'll get warmer. 232 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 2: Don't worry. We'll get it warmer. We'll you know, we're 233 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 2: getting there. We're still in an ice age, and so 234 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 2: once we another couple hundred years will come out of 235 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:24,520 Speaker 2: this ice age and then we'll all be okay. But 236 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,120 Speaker 2: until then it's going to be freezing. And if you 237 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 2: don't believe me, we're in ice age. I know a 238 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,319 Speaker 2: lot of people think I'm lying or just joking. Why 239 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 2: don't you go to Google and type in why do 240 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:35,880 Speaker 2: we all do this together? 241 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 1: All right? Go to Google? 242 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 2: Can you go to Google and type in are we 243 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:45,600 Speaker 2: in an ice age? Are we in an ice age? 244 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 2: Hold on? Okay, just type in Google are we in 245 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:54,679 Speaker 2: an ice age? It will say yes, technically we are 246 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,840 Speaker 2: in a long term ice age, but it's the warmer 247 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,520 Speaker 2: phase of the ice age. 248 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,960 Speaker 1: Yep, we are in an ice age. 249 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 2: Ice ages have cycles, that's right, human activity versus natural cycles, 250 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 2: and this current one we're in began two point six 251 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 2: million years ago, and the last time Earth was in 252 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,080 Speaker 2: a cooler glacial period was about twelve thousand years ago, 253 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,160 Speaker 2: so we are right in the middle, right the end 254 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 2: of this ice age. So technically global warming is coming. 255 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,800 Speaker 2: Global warming is on its way. Yeah, I mean not 256 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 2: climate change, but global warming is. 257 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,559 Speaker 1: Yeah. But you know, but people like it warm. 258 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 2: Anyway, especially old people. You know, that's why they go 259 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,760 Speaker 2: to Arizona. That's why they leave Minnesota because it's so 260 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 2: effing cold. 261 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: Good Grandma banky baby. 262 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 3: It's hard on arthritis. 263 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also you know, you've ever had an old 264 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,640 Speaker 2: person in your car, the first thing they do is 265 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 2: they shut those fans off, so you know it's not 266 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 2: blowing off. 267 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: Oh no, I do that, so you. 268 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:02,160 Speaker 2: Really yes, Oh my wife does that too. The one 269 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 2: fight that my wife and I've had ever since the 270 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,160 Speaker 2: day we met is the temperature of the car, and 271 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,680 Speaker 2: we have it every time we get in the car. 272 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 2: Even with that split, you know, dual climate where she 273 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 2: can have her side warm and not mind can be cold. Yeah, 274 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 2: she constantly is fissioning and saying, oh, I'm freezing, I'm freezing, 275 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:22,679 Speaker 2: I'm freezing. 276 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,679 Speaker 3: You have the seat warmers because that helps she. 277 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 2: Can do I got those, I got gloves, I got 278 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:31,560 Speaker 2: hag I got it hat. I like to keep it 279 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,360 Speaker 2: as cold as I can in the fifties. And because 280 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 2: I can't keep the house at fifty because people, you know, 281 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 2: they'll shoot me. But I can keep my car at fifty. 282 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 2: It's always on full blast, full blast cold. And when 283 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 2: she gets in, she's freezing all the time, freezing, always freezing. 284 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 6: Raising. 285 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 2: I'm raising, which is good, you know. I mean that's 286 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 2: it does say you're getting old though, I mean not her, 287 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,560 Speaker 2: but most people when you get when you get old, 288 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 2: you don't like the cold temperatures. That's why people move 289 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:04,520 Speaker 2: to Florida, to Texas, to Arizona and California. That's why 290 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 2: this property that we all have here in southern California 291 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 2: is so expensive because it's warm. People like warm weather, 292 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,360 Speaker 2: especially older folks. They can't stay. You're going to an 293 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,520 Speaker 2: old folks home. It's always ninety eight degrees and it 294 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 2: smells like a big vitamin fart. 295 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 1: That's all they do. 296 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 2: They all take vitamins and they fart and it smells 297 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 2: like a big ninety five degree vitamin fart in there. 298 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 2: My grandmother Man, when we used to visit her in 299 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 2: her retirement home or nursing home, it was like one 300 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,640 Speaker 2: hundred and three in her room, and it just smelled 301 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 2: like ass. It's just I couldn't wait to get the 302 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:45,200 Speaker 2: hell out of there. Might open, oh my god, oh 303 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 2: vitamin farts everywhere. 304 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 1: You just went back there for a second, worst, absolute worst. 305 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,880 Speaker 2: You could literally spend about a minute in there talking 306 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,240 Speaker 2: to her, and then you got to just bail. 307 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 1: You gotta get the hell out of there. 308 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:01,040 Speaker 7: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 309 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 7: AM six forty. 310 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 2: Let me preface this with I am probably on this 311 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 2: show the biggest costco fam by far. Nobody comes close Crozier, 312 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 2: don't even look at me by a unit close. I 313 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,240 Speaker 2: go there all the time. I go twice a week. 314 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,240 Speaker 2: Sometimes I go just to get the ice cream. Sometimes 315 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 2: I go just to look around see what the new 316 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,840 Speaker 2: products are. Is it like walking distance for you? About 317 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,520 Speaker 2: a mile? 318 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 6: All right? 319 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,960 Speaker 2: Maybe a mile and a half, all right? And I 320 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 2: love it. I love everything about it. I feel like 321 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,760 Speaker 2: I'm somebody special going in because I have a membership card. 322 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: It's like a p you mean like everybody else? 323 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 3: What you mean other people? 324 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 1: Well, there are different levels of membership. 325 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,280 Speaker 6: So what do you have? What do we have? 326 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 1: Was that Jennifer shoes popped in. 327 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 5: The business one or whatever, the one where you get 328 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,880 Speaker 5: some you spend it up and you get money back 329 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:00,640 Speaker 5: the end of the year. 330 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 3: That's you know what that executive? Oh oh the black card. Yes, 331 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 3: you guess what, buddy, Now I'm in. 332 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,840 Speaker 1: Are you getting? You getting your your money back at 333 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 1: the end of like every year? 334 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,840 Speaker 2: But you know what sucks is that always comes on 335 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 2: the day you got to pay for your new membership. 336 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 5: Yes, it always comes to the day you're gona pay. 337 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 5: But you can't use it for that, can you. In fact, 338 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 5: I think you can only use it at it's a 339 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,400 Speaker 5: credit essentially for Costco. 340 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,600 Speaker 1: Oh I see, okay, yeah, but I like getting that check. 341 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,120 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it is nice. Yeah, and it really is cool. 342 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,520 Speaker 2: I mean, I know it paid for it, but I 343 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 2: like getting it. But I'm a big it pays for itself. 344 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,880 Speaker 2: How far are you from your nearest Costco U two miles? 345 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: Three miles? Oh you're in? Yeah? 346 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,240 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was gonna ask you, because you know, 347 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,080 Speaker 5: you go two or three times a week easily. The 348 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,800 Speaker 5: thing that keeps us from going probably more one money 349 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 5: to the crowd. You got to figure out what time 350 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,920 Speaker 5: is the best time, like right as soon as they open, 351 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,960 Speaker 5: or later on when it's emptied out a little bit, 352 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 5: and it just but you know what, I don't even 353 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,160 Speaker 5: I don't even. 354 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 2: Hate the crowds. I like having a lot of people, 355 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,320 Speaker 2: a lot of commotion in there. But I will say 356 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,439 Speaker 2: that a lot of people don't understand that when you 357 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:09,359 Speaker 2: go into Costco, there's an unwritten rule that there's a loop. 358 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,840 Speaker 2: You know, you go back towards the meat, then you 359 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,359 Speaker 2: turn left, you come back towards the register, and some 360 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,440 Speaker 2: people are still swimming against the stream. You know, they're 361 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,639 Speaker 2: coming towards you, and you're like, no, no, no, no, sweetheart, 362 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,320 Speaker 2: you got to turn that cart around or you got 363 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 2: to dive through clothes to get to the other side. 364 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,720 Speaker 5: Once it a blue moon, just because I like to 365 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,480 Speaker 5: change it up a little bit, and I feel like 366 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,359 Speaker 5: sometimes if I'm coming from the other direction, I might 367 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,600 Speaker 5: see something I hadn't seen before. 368 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,320 Speaker 1: Okay, I get that. 369 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,920 Speaker 5: Otherwise I'm like you, man, I go to the left 370 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,159 Speaker 5: as we get in and circle loop around. 371 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,080 Speaker 2: But you know how when you're driving around and you 372 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 2: see Triple A and they're doing their driver's training and 373 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:47,679 Speaker 2: they always say driver training on board there should be 374 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:51,320 Speaker 2: a new Costco customer sticker that you have to wear 375 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,399 Speaker 2: when you're walking around. 376 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,159 Speaker 5: They should make them have the carts that have the 377 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,240 Speaker 5: pole with the light on the top. That's right, yeah, 378 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:01,280 Speaker 5: the flag, But I see. I go there mostly for 379 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 5: my frozen foods. I love frozen food that seemed to 380 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 5: be really freshly, like pre made hamburgers that just everything. 381 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,360 Speaker 5: It was a fantastic uncrust the bulls a goos. 382 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 3: I get the croissants, the mixed vegetables. 383 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,639 Speaker 5: Do you get the croissants that are that are that 384 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,880 Speaker 5: haven't even been cooked yet? 385 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,320 Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, I get everything, the unbaked ones come back. 386 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I love eggos, the tater tots. I get the 387 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:29,200 Speaker 2: Tyson chicken, the Jumbo corn dogs, I get everything. The 388 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,360 Speaker 2: chicken patties, the dinosaur chicken patties, the dinosaurs. 389 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,199 Speaker 1: I don't care, man, they're cheap. I enjoy those. You 390 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,960 Speaker 1: know what I got that they do annually. 391 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,679 Speaker 5: It's probably not there now because it's after Thanksgivings. That 392 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:47,000 Speaker 5: giant tub of jyp cranberry, Yeah thing, we got that 393 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 5: and use it on Thanksgiving? Man, you dip that everything. Yeah, 394 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,879 Speaker 5: that's awesome. Plus I like the Marie calendars, chicken pot pies. 395 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 5: You have to buy eighteen of them. But I enjoy that. 396 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,320 Speaker 6: I like that. 397 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,120 Speaker 3: Okay, So here's the problem. 398 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,720 Speaker 2: And again I'm prefacing this with I'm the biggest Costco 399 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,600 Speaker 2: fan in the world. But I see a problem at Costco, 400 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,800 Speaker 2: and I see it every time I go. Every single 401 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:13,400 Speaker 2: time I go, whether it's one in Burbank, whether it's 402 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 2: the one in Valencia where it is I see I 403 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,840 Speaker 2: go down to the frozen fish aisle, whether there's you know, 404 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 2: the Atlantic salmon, the shrimps, I you know, the the 405 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,840 Speaker 2: what it's that Tempora shrimp, and then you've got the 406 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:34,320 Speaker 2: Alaskan salmon, yes, all kinds of you know, Mahi mahi, 407 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 2: all that, all that stuff. I every single time I go, 408 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:45,560 Speaker 2: I see palettes of the fish in the aisle, of 409 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,159 Speaker 2: the refrigerators and the freezers sitting out in the middle 410 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,000 Speaker 2: and I and I always pick it up and I 411 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 2: always like feel it. It's sort of still frozen. But 412 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,399 Speaker 2: I don't know if it's going to be unfrozen. And 413 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,840 Speaker 2: I don't know if you can unfreeze shrimp and then 414 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,199 Speaker 2: freeze it again. I don't know the rule is, But 415 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,919 Speaker 2: I see frozen fish in the middle of the aisle 416 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,400 Speaker 2: every time I go, and it flips me out. 417 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 5: You don't really eat fish too much anyways, No, but 418 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 5: that you have a bias against it. For me, you're 419 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:15,920 Speaker 5: looking for a reason not to like the fish. 420 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,480 Speaker 1: I am. 421 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,119 Speaker 2: I am exactly. I'm actually looking for a reason to 422 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 2: buy it, and that's not. 423 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,280 Speaker 1: The reason they keep taking it away. 424 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 2: But I but have frozen food. I don't know if 425 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:28,440 Speaker 2: it can unfreeze or thought. I guess tim that's the term. 426 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 5: Right, generally not the best thing for food that's been 427 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 5: frozen to tow and then refreeze. 428 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, is that that's the general rule? 429 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's why do you think there's an issue? 430 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:39,480 Speaker 5: I don't necessarily think that there's an issue with like 431 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 5: contaminants or anything like that, but it's just the quality. Yeah, 432 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,560 Speaker 5: it's more the quality of it than anything. And also 433 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,159 Speaker 5: I think that Costco. I don't know how often the 434 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,720 Speaker 5: guys in your costco are run around moving stuff around, 435 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,080 Speaker 5: but it's pretty constant, mind, so I just assume that 436 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,719 Speaker 5: they're getting to it pretty quick. I say, it's kind 437 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 5: of unfrozen a little bit when you touch it, or no, 438 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:01,119 Speaker 5: you know it's still frozen, and that still frozen, but 439 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,240 Speaker 5: I have flished me out. But you know, I'll drive 440 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,159 Speaker 5: to Valencia to go to a different Costco just to 441 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,720 Speaker 5: see what the new products are, the different product. Yes, absolutely, 442 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 5: we'll go to the one at San Dimaz. We'll go yeah, 443 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,240 Speaker 5: further back that way. We'll go to the one like 444 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,080 Speaker 5: what you talk about at at near Irwindale, Like yeah. 445 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:16,640 Speaker 3: Exactly five. 446 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, that one's trigger to get to because you gotta 447 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,200 Speaker 2: get off the freeway, but a mile before that or 448 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,120 Speaker 2: mile after to get to it or else there's train 449 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 2: tracks everywhere. 450 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,160 Speaker 3: You'll box you. 451 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 1: In past the exit and then see the Costco. 452 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,720 Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you got to pass the Costco then get off, 453 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,440 Speaker 2: then come back to it, or else you get locked 454 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,520 Speaker 2: off by all these train tracks around there. Yes, but 455 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,360 Speaker 2: I I love Costco and I think, and I think 456 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,879 Speaker 2: I do feel special that I'm a member. Even though 457 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 2: I pay for the membership, they've allowed me to become 458 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,359 Speaker 2: a member. I don't remember any initiation V process. I 459 00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,880 Speaker 2: don't remember any of you remember any of that stuff. Oh, 460 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 2: here's another question I have for you. And I see 461 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,399 Speaker 2: this at Costco all the time. One of the gift 462 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 2: ideas is to give somebody a membership to Costco. 463 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:03,479 Speaker 1: Right, here's the question. Is that in perpetuity? Is that forever? 464 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 2: Because that is an annual Okay, so so the next 465 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,879 Speaker 2: year is on you, right, it's a it's a so 466 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 2: you buy a guy a car and then I don't 467 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,639 Speaker 2: I don't know, you make it, you make a car payment, 468 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,199 Speaker 2: and then the next the fifty year on you. 469 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know if you're tested out 470 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:25,240 Speaker 1: and you buy me a car Christmas. 471 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,359 Speaker 2: But I think if you buy somebody membership, then I 472 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,920 Speaker 2: think the next year is on them. 473 00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 1: On on the person who received it. Yes place, Oh yeah, who's. 474 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,359 Speaker 5: Gonna go I'm gonna pay for this this year and 475 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,200 Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it again. 476 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,479 Speaker 2: Maybe if you love the person, you buy it for 477 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,680 Speaker 2: them every year. If it's a child, or if it's 478 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,400 Speaker 2: a family member, husband or wife. 479 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:52,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, only I mean if you love us. I mean yeah, right, 480 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,080 Speaker 1: what do you what? 481 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 3: Bellio? 482 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,879 Speaker 1: You don't even go to Costco? And even talking about. 483 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,520 Speaker 3: I couldn't find it. 484 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 2: Because it closed close seven years ago. You can't find it. 485 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 2: You can't find anywhere. You can't find a Costco anywhere 486 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,719 Speaker 2: I could. There's just not enough. There's none of an 487 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 2: Orange County I couldn't find one thee No wonder. 488 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 1: What Orange County. 489 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,800 Speaker 5: No wonder why there's so many rotisserie chickens. 490 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:19,320 Speaker 6: You know. 491 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,360 Speaker 2: I will say Costco on two levels is very smart. 492 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,159 Speaker 2: If they end up buying selling strawberries, that'll uh, you know, 493 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 2: make your insides want to be on your outside. Then 494 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,880 Speaker 2: they'll call you because they have everybody who bought those berries, 495 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,679 Speaker 2: and they'll either text you or call you or email 496 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 2: you and say, hey, if you're on the can, it's 497 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:39,640 Speaker 2: because of us. 498 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:39,920 Speaker 6: Yeah. 499 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,400 Speaker 5: The first time you get one of those notifications, everybody's 500 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:42,840 Speaker 5: going to be. 501 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: Going hang on. I didn't. 502 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 5: I completely didn't realize that they track every single thing. 503 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,640 Speaker 2: I bought everything, everything. So that's something cool that Costco does. 504 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,239 Speaker 2: Another cool thing they do is they keep track of 505 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,560 Speaker 2: every single zip code that comes into their store. And 506 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,960 Speaker 2: if they find enough zip code from enough low from 507 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,120 Speaker 2: one location. 508 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,359 Speaker 1: Oh people whose home address or whatever? 509 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,520 Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, no, from from a from a certain city. 510 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,359 Speaker 2: Like let's say there's a lot of people going to 511 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:16,320 Speaker 2: the burbank Costco that are from uh, let's say, uh, 512 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:21,840 Speaker 2: I'm not Upland let's say North Van Eyes or you know, 513 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 2: Shadow Hills or whatever. One of those, you know, a 514 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:29,080 Speaker 2: town fifteen miles from there, if they see enough people 515 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,359 Speaker 2: wanted to go to Costco from that town, they'll open 516 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 2: a Costco there. They'll they'll that's that's how they open 517 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,040 Speaker 2: costcos where they know enough people from that zip code 518 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,520 Speaker 2: like their products, and then they'll open one in their neighborhood. 519 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,920 Speaker 5: So like our because I mean, I guess it, yeah, 520 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,399 Speaker 5: I guess it uses the members like address. Yeah, like 521 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,280 Speaker 5: we have determined you know where they're coming from, Yes, exactly. Yeah, 522 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,679 Speaker 5: it's not like their home costco where they normally go 523 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:52,879 Speaker 5: to it. 524 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 2: Right And as soon as they they determine there's enough 525 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,360 Speaker 2: profit in opening up a new location in a city, 526 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 2: they'll open it where a lot lot of people are 527 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,840 Speaker 2: driving from that city to a to a nearby Costco. 528 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,000 Speaker 2: So they got it going on Costco. I just wished 529 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,600 Speaker 2: and pray that people would get with the program that 530 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:15,960 Speaker 2: there's an unwritten circle, unwritten rule, and you've got to 531 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 2: follow the crew. You go in, you go back, you 532 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 2: go left, and you come forward. You don't swim against 533 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 2: the stream in costco. You know, those are the same 534 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,240 Speaker 2: people in the fast lane going slow. 535 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,240 Speaker 4: That's right out out. 536 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 7: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 537 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,240 Speaker 7: AM six forty. 538 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 2: You recently went on a cruise. I like to live 539 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,880 Speaker 2: vicariously through you. You're you get out there in the world. 540 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 2: You've been to Vietnam, You've been to Although when you 541 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,439 Speaker 2: came back from Vietnam and and you said you ran 542 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,600 Speaker 2: into somebody and you said, you know, I was in Vietnam, 543 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 2: I thought, I think you. 544 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,960 Speaker 6: Have to say you vacation. I said, I was in 545 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,120 Speaker 6: Noam is what I showed. 546 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you have to say you vacation, and 547 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,880 Speaker 2: you can't say I was a nom. 548 00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,320 Speaker 8: I did tell you about running into the guys who were, 549 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,120 Speaker 8: you know, former vets who were returning to Vietnam. In fact, 550 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:10,040 Speaker 8: the bus said US veterans were turning to Vietnam. Oh really, yeah. 551 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,800 Speaker 8: And I went up and because I was very affected 552 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,159 Speaker 8: by the Vietnam Wars, were many, you know, I'm just saying, like, 553 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,919 Speaker 8: I feel like I've seen a bunch of the documentaries, 554 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,800 Speaker 8: I've done a lot of the reading. And so I 555 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 8: went over there and I was very emotional. As I 556 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,359 Speaker 8: was speaking to them. There was a small group and 557 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,840 Speaker 8: one of them said, honestly, dude, we're kind of over it. 558 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 8: We're just kind of visiting. But there are a couple 559 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,919 Speaker 8: of guys in our group you should talk to if 560 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 8: you're you know. 561 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,040 Speaker 6: Yeah. 562 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 8: So it's sort of like I felt like I brought 563 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,920 Speaker 8: too much emotion to the party in Vietnam. 564 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: Oh man. But hey, yes, I had a great time 565 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:38,359 Speaker 1: on this. 566 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,200 Speaker 8: This is It was leisurely, tim, It was less significant, 567 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:47,520 Speaker 8: It was less full of choking up moments. It was Mexico, our. 568 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,560 Speaker 6: Neighbors to the south. 569 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:52,000 Speaker 2: You leave from La left from San Diego, San diegog Yeah, 570 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,960 Speaker 2: and then how many days in Mexico? 571 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,359 Speaker 8: There were three days at see Tim? And then anyway, 572 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,600 Speaker 8: they magic of potential as you look out over the 573 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,639 Speaker 8: horizoness or nothing but the Pacific. 574 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,159 Speaker 2: There was a casino, how'd you do? 575 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:07,879 Speaker 4: Uh? 576 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,120 Speaker 6: Pretty what? Pretty much spanked as I always am. 577 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, And I want to say this and I 578 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,359 Speaker 8: don't mean this, you know, I guess I do mean 579 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,320 Speaker 8: it in sort of a disparaging way. The casino was 580 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 8: really like the lowest end casino in Reno that you 581 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:26,639 Speaker 8: could find. 582 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,480 Speaker 1: Okay, you're able, like seven year old women and cheerleading. 583 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 8: Outfits and you know, wearing the in those carts yeah, 584 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,160 Speaker 8: there are a lot of carts there and there, and and 585 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,879 Speaker 8: I didn't and it was filled with smoke. 586 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a filled with it, and uh 587 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,440 Speaker 1: kind of guys. 588 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,520 Speaker 8: And then but because I've got the illness, which is 589 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 8: that I wanted, you know, a little gaming, I sat 590 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,879 Speaker 8: down and then I gets so you get slapped around, 591 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,560 Speaker 8: you lose all the money and you you don't really 592 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 8: luxuriate in a casino experience. 593 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,919 Speaker 3: Right, But you got sick on the cruise, right, I 594 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,439 Speaker 3: will started. 595 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,879 Speaker 6: I was started. I was already sickond that. 596 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,359 Speaker 3: But you you got and then you got on the cruise. 597 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,800 Speaker 8: I was I had a cold at the beginnings of 598 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,160 Speaker 8: a cold, and you got on the cruise. 599 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:05,800 Speaker 1: They let you do that. 600 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,679 Speaker 6: Well, I tested for COVID. I was negative and all 601 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,080 Speaker 6: that stuff. 602 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,359 Speaker 3: I mean, so do they take your temperature when you 603 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,720 Speaker 3: come on? No? No, maybe they should start. 604 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 8: At my worst okay, which is probably day three of 605 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,960 Speaker 8: the cold. And I felt like just horrible. I looked 606 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 8: better than nine tons of the people on that cruise. 607 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 8: Oka'm just saying it was. 608 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,919 Speaker 1: Not did you feel bad you were getting on a cruise. 609 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,560 Speaker 6: I'm saying they're not doing health checks. 610 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,760 Speaker 8: Look around these people are you know, this is you 611 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,280 Speaker 8: really at your worst? 612 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,520 Speaker 3: But did you stay in the cabin when you were 613 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 3: sickre did you all walk around? 614 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,719 Speaker 6: I think I walked around? 615 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,160 Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I wasn't you know, I wasn't in 616 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,160 Speaker 8: close proximity to anybody. I don't think. I mean I 617 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,600 Speaker 8: had a cold. You're right, I guess I could have 618 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 8: stayed home. 619 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,600 Speaker 6: I should have. Maybe Now I kind of feel bad. 620 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,800 Speaker 6: You know who got the cold? Courtney? Oh no really, yeah, 621 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 6: she got the hold and she got much sicker than 622 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,000 Speaker 6: I was. 623 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're in the same you know, eightiesquare feet exactly. Yeah, 624 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,040 Speaker 2: Oh that's horrible. Yeah, it was pretty what a nightmare. 625 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,160 Speaker 2: What was the name of the ship? 626 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,240 Speaker 6: It was the Norwegian? It was a Norwegian? 627 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,080 Speaker 3: Oh there was Norwegian. Your Luck's over? 628 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,440 Speaker 1: Is that the name of the exactly? 629 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 6: It was. 630 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,560 Speaker 8: I've never been on that line before. People are very 631 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,720 Speaker 8: very nice, but I wasn't. I loved our room, loved it. 632 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 8: You have balcony, had a balcony, had set, We had 633 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,400 Speaker 8: a sweet Wow. Because it's one of those it's not 634 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 8: like a super high end line, so you can you 635 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,280 Speaker 8: can just let a couple of bucks go, you can 636 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,840 Speaker 8: stay in a nicer accommodation. 637 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,800 Speaker 2: It's called the Viking line or what was the Norwegian 638 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,800 Speaker 2: Norwet region. 639 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,160 Speaker 6: Yeah. 640 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 8: Yeah, so we loved the room, not as crazy for 641 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,760 Speaker 8: you know, some of the aspects of. 642 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 2: The You keep the window open at night the balcony 643 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,800 Speaker 2: during the day though, but not at night. 644 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 6: Not at night. 645 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,600 Speaker 2: Really, I thought that'd be like the attraction to hear 646 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:53,000 Speaker 2: the ocean cruise around it. Probably nice outside, was it nice? 647 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:53,880 Speaker 2: Was the temperature nice? 648 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:54,240 Speaker 1: Eighties? 649 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,560 Speaker 6: Yeah, very nice, it was. 650 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,160 Speaker 8: Really it's it's nice to go to some of these 651 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 8: warm weather ports in the wintertime when it's chili. 652 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. 653 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,560 Speaker 2: And when you're obviously, when you're on the balcony at night, 654 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 2: do you think about jumping off? 655 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,440 Speaker 3: I really don't you think about throwing Courtney over? 656 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 8: I never have, you know, I'm horribly afraid of heights, 657 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,440 Speaker 8: but I mean, like really like cripplingly. So I don't 658 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,400 Speaker 8: really get close to the balcony. Oh really, yeah, I 659 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,640 Speaker 8: can't click get close to the railing. Okay, And if 660 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,959 Speaker 8: you if like you and hour together and you were 661 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 8: to get close to the railing, I would not be 662 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 8: able to handle that anxiety. No, it's true, it's I've 663 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 8: got a serious psychological problem. 664 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,480 Speaker 6: Wow with this. 665 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,040 Speaker 1: You knows cruising Mark? 666 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, if you go close to the if anybody 667 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,200 Speaker 8: you know I care about it's close to that railing, 668 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,080 Speaker 8: I like will double over with anxiety. 669 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,560 Speaker 6: Really yeah, literally double over. 670 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,200 Speaker 3: Maybe cruising is not for you. 671 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,520 Speaker 6: You know that ocean. 672 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,400 Speaker 8: I got to tell you, man, that ocean is so calming, 673 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,400 Speaker 8: it's so restored. 674 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,600 Speaker 1: It's special. Gosh, I really love it. 675 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,240 Speaker 3: It really is great. 676 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,880 Speaker 2: I mean I haven't been on a cruise since I 677 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,280 Speaker 2: went with my mom to Alaska when I was fifteen, 678 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:05,200 Speaker 2: and I thought just being out there at night, you know, 679 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,600 Speaker 2: alone because I was up till like two o'clock and 680 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,800 Speaker 2: everybody else was in their seventies, it was asleep, just 681 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 2: to hear the ocean and to be on that ship, 682 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,040 Speaker 2: and it's it's cruising at you know, twenty five thirty 683 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,520 Speaker 2: miles an hour whatever they're doing, and it's just it's 684 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,200 Speaker 2: something that if you don't experience, you can never tell 685 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,560 Speaker 2: anybody what that feeling is like. 686 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you're right. It's transcendent. 687 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,760 Speaker 1: It don't get hits you on another level. 688 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,320 Speaker 2: And since I was the only kid, I was fifteen 689 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,400 Speaker 2: and the next closest person. My age was fifty four 690 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,200 Speaker 2: or fifty five, and because I went for the first 691 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,440 Speaker 2: two weeks of school. My mom was a life master 692 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,040 Speaker 2: and bridge and she could take a kid with her 693 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 2: for one hundred. 694 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,480 Speaker 1: Bucks two weeks. 695 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,400 Speaker 2: So at night I got in real close with the 696 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,120 Speaker 2: captain and the first mate and the you know. 697 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 8: Sure they see a fifteen year old kid who's got 698 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,960 Speaker 8: interested in this stuff, right, and you had interest in 699 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,720 Speaker 8: Maritimes school. 700 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,080 Speaker 1: I did. 701 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,160 Speaker 2: So they allowed me to sit up in the captain's 702 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:58,040 Speaker 2: chair for a couple hours, and at one point they said, 703 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,840 Speaker 2: they got to move the ship three degrees uh north 704 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 2: northeast and they let me do it. 705 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,120 Speaker 6: That's very cool. How great is that for you? That 706 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:06,920 Speaker 6: had to be a thrill. 707 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,760 Speaker 2: And then I'm sitting there looking the radar and see 708 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,240 Speaker 2: what I said, what is that that bleeping there? And 709 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,640 Speaker 2: they said, oh, that's another cruise ship and we've already 710 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 2: notified them that they see us and we see them. 711 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,720 Speaker 2: But it was just at fifteen, I mean, my eyes 712 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,840 Speaker 2: were like, you know, like like watermelon. 713 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,320 Speaker 3: Sure, I can't believe I'm doing this. 714 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,400 Speaker 6: Yeah, it was great, That's super exciting. 715 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,600 Speaker 3: I'll never forget that. 716 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,719 Speaker 2: It was on the Royal Viking Sky, a line that 717 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,120 Speaker 2: doesn't exist anymore. I don't know why, but you know 718 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,600 Speaker 2: it went away. Those lines. Sometimes they go. 719 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,760 Speaker 8: Yeah, there's a there's a lifespan, that's right. 720 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,680 Speaker 2: But they say that the cruising was all generated and 721 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,960 Speaker 2: all started and they can trace it all back to 722 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,560 Speaker 2: the love Boat. The love Boat is what really kicked 723 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 2: off cruising. It made people around the world want to 724 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,000 Speaker 2: go on these cruises because they thought celebrities were going 725 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 2: to be on them, and that they can trace the 726 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,960 Speaker 2: boom and cruises. 727 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,360 Speaker 3: Right back to love Boat. Yeah, yeah, is that crazy? 728 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 8: That is And it's very funny that they think in 729 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,360 Speaker 8: terms of celebrities being there, because I've talked to a 730 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,360 Speaker 8: couple of celebrities about like, hey, do you like the cruise, 731 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,480 Speaker 8: and to a person and they go, it's not that 732 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,080 Speaker 8: I don't like it. I can't do it, And I 733 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 8: say why not? And then they just point to their 734 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,200 Speaker 8: face and they go because of that, because of what meaning, 735 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,320 Speaker 8: I'll be taking selfies all the time with the Yeah, 736 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:22,720 Speaker 8: I know. 737 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 2: Nobody knows who these people are. Yeah, they point to 738 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,440 Speaker 2: their face. You got to tell me off the air 739 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,840 Speaker 2: what celebrity pointed to their face that I really did 740 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:36,000 Speaker 2: that multiple points. Oh my god. Can you imagine. Can 741 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,680 Speaker 2: you imagine any conversation at any time you point it 742 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,080 Speaker 2: to your face saying, look, I'm too popular to do something. 743 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 8: Let me just say that I was sympathetic to that. Actually, 744 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,760 Speaker 8: I thought, oh, really, well, in the sense that you're 745 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,120 Speaker 8: trying to just kind of enjoy it, okay a little bit. 746 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,440 Speaker 2: You know, Since you like that, I'm gonna start doing 747 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,920 Speaker 2: that around you when we run into people. 748 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,960 Speaker 6: I don't. I don't. It's it's like. 749 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 2: We go to Morton's, I'm like, oh, I like to 750 00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:04,840 Speaker 2: go to the bar, but point to my face. Yeah, alright, alright, 751 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,239 Speaker 2: I'm glad you came in. 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