1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,560 Speaker 1: The base number one and only hit music channel ninety 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: three to three fl Z. 3 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 2: It is the Joe Show. 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: My mom is now in town, which is super cool, 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 1: very very excited that I got to go to dinner 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: with my mom last night. And she almost actually didn't 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 1: get into town. She had a flight and before they 8 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 1: even took off the head to TPA, they had to 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: go back to the gate and they announced that someone 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 1: on the plane had snuck an exotic animal onto the plane. 11 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: That person, I guess, but the flight attendant told everyone 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 1: on the flight was that person is now on a 13 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: no fly list if what happened is true. They snuck 14 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: an exotic animal in their backpack, which I don't understand 15 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: how you got that past TSA, but they said it 16 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,040 Speaker 1: was like a little like lemur. 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 3: Oh my god, from I mean yours, Yeah, your mom, 18 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 3: But your mom's coming from Michigan to Florida, So it's like, how, 19 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 3: I don't even know that's wild? But go ahead. 20 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: Eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three. 21 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: I want to know what did you sneak on a plane? 22 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: We'll use a fake name. I want to know what 23 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: you snuck onto the plane. My uncle used to always 24 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: sneak alcohol bottles on. He would always tell me that, hey, 25 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: if you put bottles in your sock, they won't see 26 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,559 Speaker 1: the little shooters. Yeah, He's like, it's not a metal bottle, 27 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,479 Speaker 1: it's a glass bottle. The alarm won't go off. 28 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 3: And in some cases it's plastic, so they can't detect 29 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 3: plastic either. 30 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 2: He said. 31 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: He said, though, he said, you gotta go through the 32 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: TSA pre check line because they don't do the body scan. Interesting, yeah, 33 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: he said, I've never gone through the body scan, so 34 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it can detect that, but it 35 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: can't on the old fashioned. 36 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,639 Speaker 3: Metal detect Yeah. Of course. 37 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: The other one was and this was, you know, my 38 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: my uncle likes to drink. He said that he would 39 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: get I suppose I didn't know this, did you? Did 40 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: you know when you get like drug tested. I knew 41 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,959 Speaker 1: that people use fake urine, but there are like bags 42 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 1: and fake like wieners. 43 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 3: That you put on the side of the side of 44 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 3: your leg. He would fill that up with alcohol, and 45 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 3: he wouldad, oh God, and then so then too, when 46 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 3: he would get the alcohol he'd got, he'd go to 47 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 3: the bathroom and he'd go to the urine of and 48 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 3: he'd pull out the fake wiener and he'd put. 49 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 2: It in At the airport if. 50 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: Someone was peking, I'd be like, why is that guy 51 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: pein and a cup of drinking? 52 00:02:56,560 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 3: Oh god, that's a great gag though, I get that video. 53 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 2: Hey Amber, good morning, Good morning Amber. What would you 54 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 2: sneak on a plane? 55 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 3: Did you sneak something on a plane? 56 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: Well? 57 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 4: It technically I didn't sneak it, but it looked pretty bad. 58 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 4: But it was a giant bag of sea salt. So 59 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 4: going through security, they definitely caught at you know, saw 60 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 4: that and made me, uh, get it scanned and tested 61 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 4: for drugs. But it was just salt. But it was 62 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 4: a bad choice. 63 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: Why bring the sea salt? What made like? Did you 64 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: buy it at a I don't know, a sea salt factory? 65 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 2: No. 66 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 4: I was visiting my family and she my mom is 67 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 4: crazy about like health stuff, and she's like, this is 68 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 4: the best sea salt. You gotta try it, And I 69 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 4: was like, all right, mom. So I threw it in 70 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 4: my bag not thinking about it. And then when I 71 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 4: was going through security, they're like, ma'am, so that bag 72 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 4: assault didn't look too good, but I swore I was like, it's. 73 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 2: Just so how do how does that do they? 74 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: Is that what they're doing when they rub like the 75 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: the that's what that is. 76 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 2: They're checking for drugs. 77 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, they're rubbing like stuff on there. I guess that 78 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 4: like will change color. I don't know what happens if 79 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 4: it's you know, drug residue. But I was like, oh 80 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 4: my god, it's just so when I was lapping and 81 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah. 82 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 3: It turns blue. That's positive for like cocaine or something 83 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 3: like that. 84 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 2: Do you know. 85 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,039 Speaker 3: I know that from Cops because in Cops and it's 86 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 3: actually happened on an episode recently over in Hillsboro. Uh, 87 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 3: they had like the little thing where they take the 88 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 3: bag and the guy who's like, it's. 89 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 5: Just salt man, it's just salt man, and then they 90 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 5: doesn't if they chuck it up and it turned like 91 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 5: you're going to jail, Amber, lay off the cocaine, will do? 92 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 6: Amber? 93 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 2: You're the best. Thank you for calling in. 94 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: We love you, Hey John, what did you sneak on 95 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: the plane? 96 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 4: All right? 97 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 7: So I always leave a middle bar opener in my wall, 98 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 7: and no matter what I do, I always forget. 99 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 2: That it's my wallet and it'll like. 100 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 7: While I go through TSA and they'll like, Frank, look 101 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 7: through my stuff, but they'll never find it. And then 102 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 7: I don't remember until the gate that I'm like, oh, 103 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:16,919 Speaker 7: I'm a bottle opener. 104 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: So so they've never seen it or anything. Have you 105 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: guys ever seen someone accidentally have a pocket knife on them? 106 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 3: Yeah? And they act like it's no big deal. They're like, oh, 107 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 3: moves And meanwhile you look at it, Joe, and it's 108 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,119 Speaker 3: probably like three or four inches long, like a Swiss 109 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 3: army knife. I'm like, bro, you could do some damage 110 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 3: with that. Why would you ever bring that on a 111 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 3: carry on? Well? 112 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 1: I think that people don't realize, like, I mean, I 113 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: don't have a pocket knife or anything like that, but 114 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: like you ever like accidentally have like. 115 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,280 Speaker 2: A bottle of water in your backpack? Yeah? 116 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, so like if you accidentally do that, I mean, 117 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 1: I guess you can make accidents. I think nick wise, 118 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 1: I think he was a pocket knife with him, but 119 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: he he had something that was accidentally in his backpack. 120 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: We'll talk to you later, John, Stephanie High, Hey, good morning. 121 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,920 Speaker 1: Oh Jesus go ahead and tell you go ahead and 122 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: tell everyone your story. 123 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 8: Oh I know, right, Okay, So we were flying me and 124 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 8: my husband were flying back from his dad's funeral and 125 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,600 Speaker 8: his dad got cremated and he was so upset, so 126 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 8: we put him in the in his carry on and 127 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 8: it was going through the security thing and they thought 128 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 8: it was like a big rock because they were like, 129 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 8: why do you why are you taking this big rock 130 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,600 Speaker 8: on the plane And he was so upset and distraught, 131 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 8: he was like, that's my dad. 132 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 4: Did they apologize after that, No, they made him take 133 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,600 Speaker 4: it out and show it to you. 134 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 3: I mean, that's ridiculous. 135 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: That's when you keep a little bit of sand in 136 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,359 Speaker 1: your bag too, and you show them and then you 137 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,919 Speaker 1: have the sand in your hand and you go and 138 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: get right in their face and they think, oh my god. 139 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,279 Speaker 8: We like we could do like a magic trick and 140 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 8: be like boom and then yes, throw it down. 141 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,479 Speaker 1: Now we're thinking, Stephanie, love you and thanks for having 142 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,359 Speaker 1: a good sense of humor. 143 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,039 Speaker 9: All right, love you guys, love you, Love. 144 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 2: You more, We love you more. 145 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, perfect, We can end it with this 146 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: because Jason did have a pocket knife. What happened when 147 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: you had the pocket knife on you guys? 148 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 9: Love you guys first time? 149 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 4: Tall ye. 150 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 9: Jason, Yeah, I've been uh, I've been watching you. I've 151 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 9: been I've been listening to you, guys, but probably like five. 152 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 6: Years or so. 153 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 2: Oh no, way, I love it. 154 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 9: Well, thank you before you got all serious with your missus. 155 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 6: But but yeah, anyways, we're going to Vermont, so me 156 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 6: and the wife and uh, yeah, she had a pocket 157 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 6: knife on her. We're going through TSA pre and her 158 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 6: bags getting h taken and they go through all of 159 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,960 Speaker 6: her stuff and she takes out a pocket knife and 160 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,680 Speaker 6: uh and that wasn't the first time we went to 161 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,120 Speaker 6: Disney and she forgot she had something on her too. Jesus, 162 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 6: Yeah right, Uh, quite the experience for sure. 163 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: With that happening. Do you loose your t s A 164 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: pre check? 165 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 9: No, they just take the knife and send you on 166 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 9: your way. It's not that big of a deal. 167 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,560 Speaker 1: Thank god. What was it with Disney? What did you 168 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: accidentally have on Disney? No? 169 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 6: Yeah, no, she had another pocket knife way and you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, 170 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 6: throw away she just had. 171 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 9: She just kept buying, you know, new ones, and you know, 172 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 9: kept getting thrown away. 173 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: So I'm going, well, Jason, thank you for finally calling 174 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 1: in and calling more often. 175 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 3: I will Yeah, I don't love you, guys. 176 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 2: Love you more, Jason, thank you so much. One more, 177 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,560 Speaker 2: one more time with the trumpet for Jason.