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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of I Tell You what. You

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Speaker 1: Guys are free to ask questions, but a lot of

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Speaker 1: questions I can't answer. Where have I been? Where have

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Speaker 1: I been lately? Where have where have I been? Bolted

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Speaker 1: out of here? Yeskeday about seven thirty today, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: bolt out here about the same time. So where have

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Speaker 1: I been? Am I dying? Well, we're all dying. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not running out of here for treatment or anything. Boy,

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to will that into exist, don't

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Speaker 1: I am a I'm a potential juror. Oh no, And

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Speaker 1: I think that's kind of all I'm allowed to say. Dude,

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Speaker 1: My life is so bad right now. I just want

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Speaker 1: to know what's worth that or being stuck at the DMV.

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Speaker 1: Oh this.

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Speaker 2: Question this generally, if you're stuck at the DMV, at

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Speaker 2: least you could choose to leave.

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Speaker 1: Right Yeah, yeah, you can turn around here. Uh no,

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Speaker 1: they locked the door. You're in the pen. Man, is

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Speaker 1: it so quiet? It is so death quiet in there,

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Speaker 1: except for one lady that walks around. She's a little

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Speaker 1: older and she's just trying to tell me up with everybody,

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Speaker 1: and everybody's kind of like just staring at their phone.

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Speaker 1: Dude at the phone. If the smartphone didn't exist, i'd

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Speaker 1: be dead today. I sat there, He asked you, I

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Speaker 1: got my battery recharger. I sat around got I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I'm allowed to say, what I'm not I

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Speaker 1: do know what I'm allowed to say, what I'm not

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Speaker 1: allowed to say, kind of for the most part. But

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Speaker 1: it called into one. Then they settled one, and then

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Speaker 1: it's like and then the judge, who's the babe. By

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Speaker 1: the way, the judge is kind of a babe. I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna be ask me. She's a babe and h

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Speaker 1: and she was so nice and she diffused everything because

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Speaker 1: we're all getting a little steamy. We've been there all

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Speaker 1: flipping day, right, and then they're like case resolved, blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah, didn't hear anything whatever. And then we uh,

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Speaker 1: we're all waiting like, Okay, you're done, You've done your thing.

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Speaker 1: You can go, so like, no, go back to the

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Speaker 1: jury room. So back to the jury room we go

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Speaker 1: and report back tomorrow morning and blah blah. So that's

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Speaker 1: me today, and I do this until until till they

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Speaker 1: tell me not to. Gee, dude, being a potential juror

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Speaker 1: being in the jury room. Being there all day long

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Speaker 1: is literally like it's like did you watch Stanch of Things,

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Speaker 1: you guys. Yes, it's like being in the upside down.

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Speaker 1: It's not a lot different. I mean, it really isn't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's kind of a whole other

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Speaker 1: world experience. It's like it's like beetlejuice when that guy

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Speaker 1: when he's sitting there next to the guy with a

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Speaker 1: little head.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, and yeah, you're just sitting there.

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Speaker 1: Oh, day lone. I tried to go take a nap

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Speaker 1: in your old car. Yeah, the parking garage. That didn't work.

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Speaker 1: It's the most uncomfortable car I've ever tried to take

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Speaker 1: a nap.

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Speaker 3: Well, you gotta try harder. That car is pretty comfortable.

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Speaker 1: You can do it.

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Speaker 3: You would know, I would.

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Speaker 1: However, you make your children. It's beyond me.

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Speaker 3: But what have the entertainment situation there?

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Speaker 1: They got anything? They had some show on TV called

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Speaker 1: like it was. It was from the nineteen fifties. I think, dude,

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Speaker 1: and people are watching it. It's like my three songs

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Speaker 1: or something like that. My three songs. Nope, And there's

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Speaker 1: some kid with these goofy glasses and I'm like, Is

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Speaker 1: that all you got? And then you wait for this

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Speaker 1: screen to turn the red and go. You have a

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Speaker 1: potential situation and then and then you know, you either

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Speaker 1: go or you don't. You sit there. It's it's miserable.

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Speaker 3: That's awful. Do they provide food.

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Speaker 1: No, they don't provide any food. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: the vending machine has sandwiches in it. The vending machine

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Speaker 1: has sandwiches in it with tuna sandwiches. No, a sandwich

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Speaker 1: out of a vending machine.

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Speaker 2: Is it at least a fancy vending machine, because sometimes

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Speaker 2: you see these really fresh kind of restaurant quality vending machines.

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Speaker 1: They don't give you water, and you have to pay

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Speaker 1: for your own park.

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Speaker 3: How do they not give you water at least?

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Speaker 1: Well, they have a fountain. That thing shot me right

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Speaker 1: in the eye, dude. It's like there's gotta be a

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Speaker 1: hidden camera on there. I'd go to punch the water thing.

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Speaker 1: And I never use the public water. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: know me, I just don't like touching things. And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm thirsty, I gotta get some water. I'm not prepared

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Speaker 1: for this event today, right, So I didn't bring my

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Speaker 1: hiking boots. I didn't bring you. You don't have anything

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Speaker 1: all planned here. I was walking the skyway and I

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Speaker 1: go get some water and I hit the button. The

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Speaker 1: thing shoots me right in the face, right in the eye,

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Speaker 1: and people are like behind me waiting for that to

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Speaker 1: happen because they started laughing. I'm like, yeah, thanks, not balls.

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Speaker 1: And then I go hit it again. That thing shoots

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Speaker 1: like three feet beyond the water phone. It's like one

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Speaker 1: of those things in the elementary school where the janitor

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Speaker 1: cranks it up just you know, oh, for a candid

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Speaker 1: video or if you are just sound like a prank

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Speaker 1: show you've been selected. I maybe I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know. There's no it's anyway I'll do it again.

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Speaker 3: Is jury duty something that you only have to do once?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. No, there's somebody here there that I

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Speaker 1: think that she talked about doing it for the second time,

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Speaker 1: and she did it thirty years ago, and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she just loved it so much that she opted in.

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Speaker 1: The pay is like nothing. It's it's the judicial system,

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Speaker 1: and a lot of it works. This part the jury

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Speaker 1: this thing doesn't work. They don't have this figured out yet.

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Speaker 1: They don't have this process figured out to make it

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Speaker 1: easier on jurors. I mean, if we're going, we should

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Speaker 1: be in our downtime. They should have like a massage

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Speaker 1: parlor or something like that.

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Speaker 2: What's crazy to me is joint something during the pandemic,

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Speaker 2: a lot of these things went virtual, so you're able

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Speaker 2: to report for jury duty from your living room.

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Speaker 1: Get back to that.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why they can't just keep that up

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Speaker 2: if they already were doing it, no idea, So why

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Speaker 2: can't you do it?

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Speaker 1: I thought they interview you, don't they say, hey, like,

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Speaker 1: what's your job? What do you do? And well that's

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Speaker 1: if you get selected. Yeah, then they do that stuff too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's if you get But no, you can't. You can't

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Speaker 1: get downe. There's no getting out of this, man, I

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Speaker 1: mean there is, but you just do it, Just go

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Speaker 1: and do it.

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Speaker 2: So that's why you had to leave a little earliest. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and today, yeah, and for the next By the way,

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Speaker 2: you guys see a lot of people kind of like

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Speaker 2: a facial recognition. If that's you drop it on talk

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Speaker 2: back or get a hold of me on messenger or

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Speaker 2: at least say hi when I'm there.

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Speaker 1: Because some people they like it. They kind of point

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Speaker 1: that if anybody knew you there and I'm like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you could just come up and say hi, we don't

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Speaker 1: have to all be so quiet.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure that they recognized you and they weren't just.

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Speaker 2: They probably thought I was a criminal, probably thought you

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Speaker 2: looked just like some kind of criminal.

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Speaker 1: Day two awaits Dear Diary, any judges listening? You won't

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Speaker 1: get me out of this thing? Great, you take it

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Speaker 1: some more and wallin I'm allowed to do that I'm

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Speaker 1: not allowed to do I didn't even mean that. I

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Speaker 1: didn't mean that I'm not allowed to do that. Well,

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