Speaker 1: Morning, lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine.
Speaker 2: I woke up yesterday morning with using us to start later.
Speaker 3: Please, I could never know what the day with us for.
Speaker 1: Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.
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Speaker 3: It is the ninth day of December twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Good morning everybody. My name is Chris Hockey, and welcome
Speaker 3: to our Power Trip morning show on a tired Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Good morning to you. You know it's warm out there, right,
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. Be careful because the ramps are
Speaker 3: slickered and snot even if you're driving down let's say
Speaker 3: one sixty nine and you're on a ramp like on
Speaker 3: a bridge, like an overpass, don't slam all the brakes
Speaker 3: more on because you might kill everybody behind you.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: So this is my little little PSA this morning. Be careful, Uh,
Speaker 3: regardless of all that that we have. Marty Gallarn are
Speaker 3: no Johnny Bones because he's at the he's at the
Speaker 3: Winter Meetings meeting with old Man Winter about how long
Speaker 3: he's going to stay. I guess I didn't realize that
Speaker 3: there was a meeting, but so there's that's what's going on.
Speaker 3: I Marty will be in here and we will talk
Speaker 3: to Jonathan Gernard on a Vikings victory Tuesday. So lots
Speaker 3: to get to, plus all kinds of nonsense. Here's Jim Gaffigan.
Speaker 3: There's some comedy about Christmas trees. You know, it's the
Speaker 3: night day of Christmas, and on the night day of Christmas,
Speaker 3: Department gave to you another day of gleeful laughter.
Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 3: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 4: The Christmas tree where we go out and we chomp
Speaker 4: down a tree and we put it in our living
Speaker 4: room kind of sounds like the behavior of a drunk man.
Speaker 1: Really, some woman wakes up, honey, why is.
Speaker 3: There a a.
Speaker 1: Pine tree in our living room? Yeah, we're right for Jesus.
Speaker 4: And they're not gonna hang my socks over the fireplace.
Speaker 1: Tell them with candy.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'll tie some leaves to the ceiling and see
Speaker 4: if I can get some action.
Speaker 1: No, I gotta pick on that couch. Mery.
Speaker 2: Christmas.
Speaker 4: Some people get so into Christmas they decorate their yards.
Speaker 4: It seems completely backwards.
Speaker 1: All right, chop down that tree, bring it in here.
Speaker 1: You take all these lights, put them out there.
Speaker 2: It doesn't love sensible.
Speaker 5: Side is weet and fees on your side. You hands
Speaker 5: this under sad.
Speaker 3: All right, it's like this. It is not giant coat time.
Speaker 3: Right now, it's kind of warm, but be careful. Could
Speaker 3: You'll be driving along and everything will be fine, and
Speaker 3: then suddenly you're upside down in the ditch because somebody
Speaker 3: slammed on the brakes on a bridge. I mentioned it
Speaker 3: in my little open there. One sixty nine is fine
Speaker 3: till the Uber driver in front of me decided he
Speaker 3: needed to hit all the brakes.
Speaker 1: I never went to Uber's java. Yeah, great, Bryan, I
Speaker 1: love when you're opening is a PSA. But then I
Speaker 1: know that it happened to you.
Speaker 3: No, wait, he almost got us.
Speaker 1: He's so good.
Speaker 3: Just out of nowhere, he's going ninety, goes by me
Speaker 3: in the fast line and doing one hundred and twenty,
Speaker 3: you know, and then he sees a car and he's like,
Speaker 3: oh no, breaks now, and now he's you know, he's
Speaker 3: drifting like it's Tokyo Drifts. Greatest film ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you love that movie.
Speaker 3: I just think it's a great story. That the kid
Speaker 3: who played quarterback per me in high school ends up
Speaker 3: in Tokyo driving fast cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks Tracy Chapman.
Speaker 3: He's got a fast car he does apparently take him anywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can, man, Yeah, how the hell are you guys?
Speaker 1: I'm great man.
Speaker 3: Christmas?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Merry Christmas. Man. We're getting a tree today.
Speaker 3: Two you get a tree like like Gafrican just talked
Speaker 3: about how that's.
Speaker 1: A great bit. Yeah, we're getting our Christmas tree today.
Speaker 1: H Yeah. It's gonna be fun, because is it? Now?
Speaker 1: You know? The weather is the weather. It's it's frightful.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like the NFL draft where you can
Speaker 1: say things and then if they never happen, it's like,
Speaker 1: well it could have happened. Sure, are we supposed to
Speaker 1: get in the metro area destroyed by snow? Or is
Speaker 1: that just the upper State?
Speaker 3: It looks like if you're on the north side, which
Speaker 3: we are sort of, we can give three of five.
Speaker 1: The main impacts for this storm is not like a
Speaker 1: large amount of it. Of the snow falling, it's going
Speaker 1: to be in a very short window. Latest numbers say
Speaker 1: three to five. That will probably be updated here at
Speaker 1: some point this morning. But it's a very very fast
Speaker 1: moving system that's going to carry a lot of wind.
Speaker 1: It's going to carry you mentioned them out there, that's
Speaker 1: going to have melted snow on the roads that are
Speaker 1: going it's going to freeze very quickly when the storm
Speaker 1: comes in because there's going to be a Arctic blast
Speaker 1: behind it. So it's you could have some major impacts,
Speaker 1: especially along the ninety four corridor, and that's kind of
Speaker 1: where the divide is. If you're south and west of
Speaker 1: ninety four, that's going to be more. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: the wind. You're gonna get the sixty mile per hour
Speaker 1: wind gus that's going to cause zero visibility and you're
Speaker 1: not going to get much snow, but you're going to
Speaker 1: get a lot more impact from the everything else involved,
Speaker 1: icy roads, et cetera.
Speaker 3: If you had a friend that maybe was going to
Speaker 3: be driving to Fargo tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about you, thank you. Yeah, I'm very much so.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about you all the time, But until you
Speaker 1: go missing, then I'm not worried anice nice? Is it
Speaker 1: nice to say I'm worried about you all the time. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just worried about all of you. I worry and
Speaker 1: care about all of you. Thank you, most of you,
Speaker 1: all of you in this room. Yeah, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: were in that room. I worry about you until I
Speaker 1: meant like, I worry about you until you go missing.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly, because then I
Speaker 1: know you're somewhere going this is great, but which it
Speaker 1: is hilarious because you could be like upside down in
Speaker 1: a ditch and I going, I really wish somebody was
Speaker 1: looking for me right now. Yeah, my mistake rule stands
Speaker 1: is followed, goes missing, don't go looking for it.
Speaker 3: Can I throw another rule? I don't know why I
Speaker 3: had this. After the guy about killed us on one
Speaker 3: sixty nine, I had this thought, and I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know why this came to mind. And this
Speaker 3: really might say something about, uh, you know, the fact
Speaker 3: that you should worry about me. At the time, I
Speaker 3: thought I wanted to come in here today. It's so
Speaker 3: weird that we're having this conversation. I manifested this because
Speaker 3: I wanted to remind myself to tell you that I
Speaker 3: have one addition to my demands if I go missing,
Speaker 3: of course, if they find the body. Yeah, seven months
Speaker 3: or so after I passed, when the when the the
Speaker 3: ground is settled. Yeah, I'd like you to dance on
Speaker 3: my grave. Okay, I really like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I want it to be a slow dance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be a I mean I don't do a
Speaker 1: lot of things. Do you have any song requests? Care?
Speaker 3: What song is? I want it to be a slow song.
Speaker 3: And I want you to dance provocatively. I don't want
Speaker 3: it to be like a like a goof. No, I
Speaker 3: don't want to help. Please hold. I don't want it
Speaker 3: to be goof. I don't want you to dancing on
Speaker 3: the ceiling like a lion of Richie. Right. I want
Speaker 3: you maybe wicked game, I kind of a dance, but
Speaker 3: by yourself. Please dance on my grave.
Speaker 1: So at the where you died, or at like the graveyard.
Speaker 3: You don't understand what a graveyard is?
Speaker 1: No, but I thought you said once like the cry,
Speaker 1: I thought you were lost in a ditch, and then
Speaker 1: we find you your body under all the snow seven
Speaker 1: months I do.
Speaker 3: I don't believe I'm a deer. I don't think they'll
Speaker 3: leave my body there.
Speaker 1: They might.
Speaker 3: This is what he wanted, you know, I would like
Speaker 3: to be placed you know, or at least have a
Speaker 3: marker to mark my existence on the planet. And you
Speaker 3: go to that marker, and then I just want you
Speaker 3: to sexy dance it. I mean I want certain people,
Speaker 3: people who are filming it because I wanted to be
Speaker 3: filmed for Cavan. Yeah, Patrick Morny Show, stream Yard. I
Speaker 3: want certain people to feel tingles in their genitals. That's
Speaker 3: how seductively I want you to dance on my grave.
Speaker 3: Is that asking too much?
Speaker 1: You want people, not people, you me. You want me
Speaker 1: to dance so seductively that other people mourning their loved
Speaker 1: ones are like, damn, I'm kind of turned on watching
Speaker 1: that guy.
Speaker 3: And I want you to take this seriously. I want
Speaker 3: it to be like this as far as on the
Speaker 3: scale of how much you care about something, Louis, Yeah,
Speaker 3: just below that. Okay, your seductive dance on my grave, Okay,
Speaker 3: that's a lot. I want you to really care. I
Speaker 3: want you to put thod into this. I wanted to
Speaker 3: be on the beat. You know, it's a slow beat,
Speaker 3: and I really.
Speaker 1: Want to be for some people.
Speaker 3: That's what That's what I'm hoping. That's what I'm hoping.
Speaker 3: I want you to dance on my grave. While making
Speaker 3: that contemplating masturbation.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I can accomplish that. He's thinking, like, uh,
Speaker 1: genuine pony, No, he said, wicked game. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Are you the dead one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you plan funerals?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is this your last request of mine?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean you're going to be dead.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm going to be watching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, but like he's faking this whole thing.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna.
Speaker 3: I'll be deader now, I'll be dead, but I will
Speaker 3: be roaming the earth an unsettled soul. I figure, if
Speaker 3: my soul is so unsettled, why I'm alive?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why change it? That's a lot of pressure on you,
Speaker 1: sus because.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're giving him a lot in this life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has the only thing I want. Yeah, I will.
Speaker 1: I will go through or forward with your request.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to do it on like your birthday?
Speaker 3: No? I want to tell me the hot like the
Speaker 3: hottest day of the summer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so when yeah, when other people are at the cemetery.
Speaker 3: I want and I want you if if if it
Speaker 3: if it seems genuine to be crying very hard while
Speaker 3: you're dancing. Yeah, seductively to wicked game. I want there
Speaker 3: to be sweat beating on your brow and dripping between
Speaker 3: your voluptuous breasts.
Speaker 1: Okay, accomplish I can accomplish that.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I want you to wear as little clothing
Speaker 3: as the.
Speaker 1: Law la, so like micro jean shorts you choose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want it to be the least amount
Speaker 3: of clothing can you can you can wear without having
Speaker 3: to be bailed out. Okay, the jail by your father again.
Speaker 3: You know, you know he's going to cry and masturbate
Speaker 3: my dad, your dad. He won't even know I died,
Speaker 3: That's just what he does.
Speaker 1: You won't know where your body is. Well, no, he
Speaker 1: will because you'll have to give your inheritance to somebody,
Speaker 1: because he's in charge of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He's going to be the one to make sure
Speaker 3: I'm dead. Yeah, because I don't want to be buried alive.
Speaker 3: I want him to check for a pulse.
Speaker 1: I would assume all jokes aside. He's the one doing
Speaker 1: all your state planning, right, oh for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the one that's got to sell all the credit.
Speaker 1: Card of course. Yeah yeah, yeah, I thought he'd be
Speaker 1: charge that's right, all right?
Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm glad we get that.
Speaker 1: Well, I will do that. I'd be honored to do that.
Speaker 3: You will have to join the Grave Dancers Union.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great album. I will do that.
Speaker 3: Thank you and Zach, thank you for filming it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you know, I can't guarantee that, uh, i'll
Speaker 1: actually do the masturbation part, but I'll contemplate it for sure.
Speaker 1: Well that's kind of I'll just say like this though.
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't have to, Zach, okay, but if
Speaker 3: you don't have the undeniable urge to do so, then
Speaker 3: then then Sauce failed.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a really good point. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of pressure on Sauce right now, because yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a ton wicked game. Isn't the sexiest of songs.
Speaker 1: It's such a good song. It's a great song. I
Speaker 1: just don't have you heard the lyrics? Oh I love
Speaker 1: the song. I just have never pretty sexy. Had blood
Speaker 1: flow to the southern region while listening to it. What
Speaker 1: if you were listening to it and let's say watching like,
Speaker 1: uh highlights from Sunday's game. Oh yeah, that would that
Speaker 1: was a pretty wicked game. Yeah boom, Yeah, what a
Speaker 1: wicked game JJ played. Yeah, boom, you didn't have to
Speaker 1: make me feel this way. He did not. Wait what
Speaker 1: are we talking about? I don't know you you got
Speaker 1: lost there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did. Happened your soul left your body?
Speaker 1: Yeah, your soul did leave your body. Hey, quick question,
Speaker 1: what are your what are your Christmas plans? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: like on like you know, on Christmas game? Oh yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you'll watch it normally you go to a movie.
Speaker 3: That is correct. Yeah, I will certainly go to a
Speaker 3: movie on on Christmas Christmas night. I was planning on
Speaker 3: not going to the game, just coming in here to
Speaker 3: do my pregame, but because I don't like doing it
Speaker 3: by phone, Yeah, I'll come in here you Yeah, and
Speaker 3: it's a three o'clock start. Yeah, so that would put
Speaker 3: us here in about one full five yep. Ain't no thing.
Speaker 3: Presents are open by then? Oh yeah, and it's like
Speaker 3: it's almost like it's a bit of a nap time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Louis will be in his nap at that point.
Speaker 3: There is no Louis, only Steve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is no Louis. Only Steve.
Speaker 3: Are gettinghim a new car.
Speaker 1: So funny you bring that up. You know, those like
Speaker 1: yellow and we've red cars like there's no motor to
Speaker 1: it of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you push them around, you push them around.
Speaker 3: He had one, Alex had one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we were over at Brian Donaldson. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Uh that guy and his son has one, and.
Speaker 3: We put you're still friends with them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love Ryan, right, one of my favorite Oh
Speaker 1: thank you, well, brilliant and his son has one. So
Speaker 1: we put Louie in it and Louie loved it. Man boy,
Speaker 1: so we uh we. He asked Santa for one and
Speaker 1: Santa delivered it and Rocco. So my sources say, though
Speaker 1: it's about a two and a half hour project putting
Speaker 1: that thing together.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you better start now, so good luck.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's going to get an intact.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna have to have Uncle Dob do it.
Speaker 1: Ryan volunteered to do it, but I've heard it's like
Speaker 1: two and a half hours. Uncle Randy project, yeah, or
Speaker 1: hot ass Randy. He's at Corey's. Though, if it takes.
Speaker 3: You two and a half hours put that thing together,
Speaker 3: we need to check yourself.
Speaker 1: In Yesterday, my wife bought this. It's like this huge
Speaker 1: like playpen thing where she shop Zach dot com and
Speaker 1: thank you. Like it's huge. It's like like five feet
Speaker 1: by like six feet, it's huge. If that makes it
Speaker 1: playpen and I put it together. I open up the box.
Speaker 1: It was like forty parts. God, I am so I
Speaker 1: was so irate. It was easy. It only took me
Speaker 1: about twenty five minutes. But when every piece didn't work
Speaker 1: the way I wanted it to, Oh was I mad?
Speaker 3: That's the worst.
Speaker 1: I'm a disaster.
Speaker 3: You have no idea how bad I am at that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Mike, I think I think when Santa delivers
Speaker 1: it on Christmas Eve night, I think we're gonna get
Speaker 1: old Grandpa Lambert to put it together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want the old Uncle Christ to come over,
Speaker 3: let me know. If I'm still with.
Speaker 1: You, Yeah, I'll be dancing to Wicked Game, getting Zach
Speaker 1: to hammer himself my question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, break, that's the answer.
Speaker 1: When when Lily is able to speak and talk and
Speaker 1: interact with people, he's almost there. How Hello, will he
Speaker 1: address Randy? Will you introduce him as hot ass Randy
Speaker 1: to your son? Oh? Yeah, he's met hot Ass Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I mean, is he gonna call uncle Randy hot
Speaker 1: ass Randy? I mean maybe not at like three or
Speaker 1: four years old, but eventually you will. Yeah, call him
Speaker 1: harr hello, harrrror.
Speaker 3: What if there is no one? The only Steve's first
Speaker 3: words are.
Speaker 1: Wow, min mistake. Well if you watched me, luckily he
Speaker 1: wasn't there yesterday, because if you watch me put that
Speaker 1: thing together, man, his first word is going to be god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not easy putting things together.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I have such respect for people who do things like
Speaker 3: that because I cannot do.
Speaker 1: It, and you convince yourself, You're like, well, this is someone.
Speaker 1: This is going to take like a half hour. I'm
Speaker 1: an adults pieces.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm an adult.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can do it.
Speaker 3: I can do it.
Speaker 1: It's a thousand pieces.
Speaker 3: You can't believe the anger I had. No, you can't
Speaker 3: believe it.
Speaker 1: Same brother. There are guys that love that, though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah I wish I was.
Speaker 3: I wish I could do that. Is that a huge wainer?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I wish a lot of randy, but wishing.
Speaker 3: One handy crap in the other. You know what you got?
Speaker 1: Yeah, two dirty hands? Yeah. Wow, that's your dad's family.
Speaker 1: That's on your family crest.
Speaker 3: We have a family crest. Yeah, I prefer Colgate, be right, back.
Speaker 1: Join Chris Hockey and Marnie Gillner tomorrow morning at Drecker
Speaker 1: Brewing and Fargo Present in my belt Bank. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: didn't you get pants on me? There as they join
Speaker 1: the rest of the Powers Your Morning Show Live, plus
Speaker 1: a special calling from North Dakota's Owan actor John John.
Speaker 1: Oh my, Josh, do them ol John John, Josh, it's
Speaker 1: he's a serial killer apparently. Tap room opens at six am.
Speaker 1: More dot Com cured calendar. That be sweet. Hey your
Speaker 1: camera doesn't look like crap anymore.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, I'll be the judge of that. Let me
Speaker 3: take a look.
Speaker 1: See, let me take a look. See I'm having issues
Speaker 1: like it doesn't like the camera, these cameras. I thought
Speaker 1: it was just the one that he's normally on, but
Speaker 1: they have a hard time white balancing.
Speaker 3: That's much better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that looks great.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of white there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm ugly, but no, you're not ugly.
Speaker 3: It's just there's a you have. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: forehead there. Yeah, it has to balance that.
Speaker 1: I don't know where the forehead ends and the top
Speaker 1: of my head starts. That's hot.
Speaker 3: What do you think at this point to where you
Speaker 3: think it might be his. Mine does the same thing.
Speaker 3: Like here, that's probably about right.
Speaker 1: Maybe here.
Speaker 3: Do you shave your head at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah? On your own? My wife does it?
Speaker 3: That's you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I shaved mine all the time. I have to
Speaker 3: do it every every other.
Speaker 1: Day now, And I feel bad because the guy that
Speaker 1: I used to get my haircut from was awesome and
Speaker 1: that I just decided because you did it, honestly, you
Speaker 1: did it. I'm like, well, if yeah, I can do it,
Speaker 1: it's the best one of the best decisions I've ever made.
Speaker 1: And now I like, don't get my haircut or my
Speaker 1: beard trimmed anymore. Oh, you return the favor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been it's been a few years since I've
Speaker 3: done snowcross, so it'd be good not to have to
Speaker 3: worry about how my hair looks on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when is that again? This week?
Speaker 3: Gain weekend? Yeah, you can watch me on Flow Racing
Speaker 3: Live Friday and Saturday for Racing from Ironwood, and then
Speaker 3: we'll be a one hour recap show every week on
Speaker 3: Fox Sports FS one.
Speaker 1: Sweet Dude, So it'll be good. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: I'm excited. Yeah, I'm glad to be back.
Speaker 1: It lot of driving this week.
Speaker 3: A lot of driving this week, baby, a lot of driving.
Speaker 3: Perfect week for it.
Speaker 1: So you'll come back for Far from Fargo in the
Speaker 1: afternoon tomorrow afternoon, do the show Thursday, and then leave.
Speaker 3: That's right, to head to Ironwood, Michigan. That's right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm travel man. Made a lot of stops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 3: Well, you know you gotta find uh find opportunities where
Speaker 3: they lie, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It also like yelling at the TV, and I like
Speaker 3: racing of all kinds. Racing is fun.
Speaker 1: I googled Ironwood in Michigan and it's there's just a
Speaker 1: picture of like a shack, yeah, shack. Yeah. It looks
Speaker 1: like one of those like thees, like remote Alaska towns.
Speaker 1: Almost are you uh you are you doing this from
Speaker 1: a casino?
Speaker 3: Not this one?
Speaker 1: No? No, Yeah, that's a weird first picture, isn't that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like yeah, it looks like Ted Kaczynski shack
Speaker 1: he lived in. I'm gonna tweek this out. Yeah that
Speaker 1: doesn't look very uplifting, hog steady, but.
Speaker 3: I've been there be force very nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird, but that's the first picture.
Speaker 3: Look up Amzolo Championship snow cross.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3: I'm not uh, And then no, no, I know, And
Speaker 3: then it'll take you to where the track is that
Speaker 3: we're racing.
Speaker 1: At Mount Zion.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: You know. Didn't Bob Marley sing about.
Speaker 3: That, saying about mountain somebody?
Speaker 1: I think he mounted a lot.
Speaker 3: I'm saying mountain music.
Speaker 1: Oh, play me the great song? Who sings that?
Speaker 3: Bob Marley?
Speaker 1: National events? Are regional events?
Speaker 3: National?
Speaker 1: Good for you? Man? Uh? Flow rate? Yeah, look at this?
Speaker 3: Yeah man, flow racing, Yeah, flow right up, flow racing.
Speaker 3: Kiss my grits.
Speaker 1: So are you like the play by play guy? I
Speaker 1: am Oh that's sweet, dude.
Speaker 3: I did it for five years up until COVID.
Speaker 1: So you're at a mountain Zion, that's right. That are
Speaker 1: you at Canterbury?
Speaker 3: That's correct?
Speaker 1: Then dead would that's correct. God, now I know why
Speaker 1: you took the job. And then Quebec that's right. Then
Speaker 1: New York that's right, Elk River yep, Wisconsin, and then
Speaker 1: d Luth.
Speaker 3: That's great, final one, that's right. You nailed it, buddy.
Speaker 1: You get a lot of snow April third through the fourth.
Speaker 3: Say it can it can be? Uh? The Luth You
Speaker 3: know how to be cold enough for snow to be made.
Speaker 1: How much? Yeah, how much of this racing is with
Speaker 1: artificial snow?
Speaker 3: In the past, it's been a couple three of the races,
Speaker 3: Like we used to end the season late Geneva.
Speaker 1: Oh great spot.
Speaker 3: There were a lot of times it was like a
Speaker 3: T shirt weather and you had that'd be making snow.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of brown snow, you know. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: 's got like twenty inches of snow. Well we get
Speaker 3: there Canterbury Park, there'll be plenty of snow. There be
Speaker 3: plenty of cold and they'll be making a lot of snow.
Speaker 3: That's like the Daytona of Supercross.
Speaker 1: Oh really dead was a little bull ring.
Speaker 3: It's so much fun. There's always snow there. And never
Speaker 3: been to Quebec, you know, Montreal, Quebec, Valcourt, so I
Speaker 3: don't know about that. Salamaica's Buffalo. There's always snow there.
Speaker 3: Elk River there, they've been making snow for a month.
Speaker 3: Elk River, Wisconsin. Never been there, but that's that'll be fine.
Speaker 3: And then the luth you know, right on the corner,
Speaker 3: right on the Spirit Mountain there fine.
Speaker 1: How many of these places are near a casino and
Speaker 1: I would guess see this job doesn't have the same
Speaker 1: restrictions as the NFL.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure where you're talking. Let's see Ironwood. I
Speaker 3: don't remember Shockape. Well, of course dead Wood. Well, of course,
Speaker 3: don't know about Montreal. But I here there's the best
Speaker 3: strip clubs in the whole wide world. I won't tell
Speaker 3: you who told me that, but let's just say they
Speaker 3: were here yesterday. Salamanca is at a casino. Elk River's
Speaker 3: not Eagle Rivers, not Duluth is you know, right by
Speaker 3: a couple of U is.
Speaker 1: The Elk River one at X Yeah, that's a great spot,
Speaker 1: the best. We drive by that on the way up north.
Speaker 1: You should, you should?
Speaker 3: You should wait at it?
Speaker 1: I do, you'll be there. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should come up or you should list just
Speaker 3: tune on the old flow racing see if I live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will, I'm good. I will this. We welcome,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Do you get like any like guest passes
Speaker 1: for flow racing?
Speaker 3: I sure do.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I love that because they actually would like
Speaker 1: to watch for the other races that they got on.
Speaker 1: Because they got they got a lot of like the
Speaker 1: short tracks and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, they had the the they were racing inside
Speaker 3: the what's the dome in Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: I think it's called America's Dome now.
Speaker 3: Or yeah, something like that. They were racing inside there. Models.
Speaker 1: That's sweet. The snowball derby yesterday, they sure did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got a lot of the uh what's the track
Speaker 1: that was by your your place? The famous speed Yeah
Speaker 1: they got a lot of those.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Went to my first race, the round six months old.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's won the feature. Hey that picture that
Speaker 1: you used to have.
Speaker 3: Naked ladies know of like my dad, my grandpa and
Speaker 3: my uncle Doyle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a cool picture that way.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right, thank you.
Speaker 1: Doyle is a great Southern name.
Speaker 3: It certainly is. Yeah, yeah, great man.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of Doyle's sure.
Speaker 3: Trying to think if I know any of the female
Speaker 3: version of that. Do Lisa, Lisa pull your hands up?
Speaker 1: Uh do Lisa?
Speaker 3: Would you please say correctly Doyle Lisa.
Speaker 1: Doyle, Lisa? Would you certainly?
Speaker 3: Man, as long as she has a brush your teeth.
Speaker 3: Don't like the bad breath?
Speaker 1: Yeah, bad breath is terrible. I think I have it
Speaker 1: all the time though.
Speaker 3: That's why I said.
Speaker 1: That I have a hit use for Front page Sports.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: A forty four year old quarterback might be making a return.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3: I wonder who could be? Can you give me the team? Oh?
Speaker 3: I bet it's Indianapolis, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Who could it be?
Speaker 1: He's a grandfather? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is it Peyton Manning?
Speaker 1: No, he's got to be fifty.
Speaker 3: How dare you? Is it art?
Speaker 1: Yes? You guessed it.
Speaker 3: I have a tease for you as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great.
Speaker 3: Tease about Oh thank you? About a man who works
Speaker 3: for the fire department in Baltimore County County and I
Speaker 3: won't stop masturbating in public places, so we can discuss
Speaker 3: who's teasing.
Speaker 1: I want that one first, everybody in I ripped Jay
Speaker 1: Glazer for telling you things that happened six hours ago.
Speaker 1: I just did that. I want to hear about the
Speaker 1: masturbating fireman.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, every every one.
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Speaker 3: Oh are you gonna watch the Miracle movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Man, If World Juniors is coming up, it's it's
Speaker 1: a good time. And then the Olympics right after that,
Speaker 1: and then golf. Oh yeah, back to golf betting. I
Speaker 1: can't wait for golf betting.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard from Parker for sure, or anybody ruling
Speaker 3: on whether or not the pot or not.
Speaker 1: But I just say, you do it and then you
Speaker 1: play out the string. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We don't tell anybody we.
Speaker 1: Should do it correct. Yeah, man, we.
Speaker 3: Just do it and we pretend we didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, we're still talking about the butt. Yeah wow,
Speaker 1: that got weird?
Speaker 3: Am I kissing you?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 3: Don't hear my story about masturbation? Oh yeah, not this time.
Speaker 3: M Allegations that people can only describe as disgusting and
Speaker 3: nauseating are coming out of the Baltimore County Fire Department.
Speaker 3: Situation is na sparked a police investigation, raising major public
Speaker 3: health concerns. Baltimore County fire employees being investigated for inappropriate
Speaker 3: behavior at work. This news comes after the employee allegedly
Speaker 3: made videos of publicnationment meeting at multiple firehouses in the county.
Speaker 3: Why all right, why do you think? Counselman David Marx said.
Speaker 3: Firefighters and paramedics told him of the situation a few
Speaker 3: days ago. Baltimore County if fire employees and employee a
Speaker 3: single one luxily in public spaces at multiple firehouses, allegations
Speaker 3: that can only be described again as discussing and nauseating,
Speaker 3: they obviously are very concerned about their own public health
Speaker 3: and safety, said the councilman. This is probably the most
Speaker 3: disturbing series of allegations I've ever heard. Fire Chief Joseph
Speaker 3: Dixon says the county's health officer, and experts told him,
Speaker 3: even if the allegations are substantiated, at the risk to
Speaker 3: employees is minimal to none. Just wash your hands. Even so,
Speaker 3: fire department employees are encouraged to get tested at the
Speaker 3: employee Health center. What do they think they're going to catch? Right,
Speaker 3: They've initiated has mad cleaning. My god, what was he
Speaker 3: shooting out there?
Speaker 1: What was he? Is it acid? What's going on with him?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I don't want to touch
Speaker 3: that stuff.
Speaker 1: But if this is the standard, then like you gotta
Speaker 1: like has Mat clean every hotel room. Yeah, your car,
Speaker 1: the bathroom here, this microphone, hawked cars, Yeah, multiple control
Speaker 1: rooms here, the performance room, definitely, the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. They've listed the the things they need
Speaker 3: cleaned by has Matt, this guy. They want the high
Speaker 3: touch surfaces like door handles, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 3: We get that light switches. They want all the fixtures
Speaker 3: in the bathrooms, the.
Speaker 1: Water fountains, oh boy, oh that was on video that the.
Speaker 3: Kitchen surfaces like the sink in the kitchen, the bunk
Speaker 3: room beds of course, the inside and outside of everyone's lockers.
Speaker 1: My god, dude, Oh boy, is that the video?
Speaker 3: Several vehicles they're also working to replace all oh no,
Speaker 3: all the ice machines.
Speaker 1: More choice of words on my on my bart gross?
Speaker 1: Why is he hammering himself in that? What is wrong
Speaker 1: with this guy? I hope, I hope they're just just they're.
Speaker 3: What you're saying. Yeah, I know what you're saying, but
Speaker 3: apparently they have video.
Speaker 1: Goodness, what a freakza No, because research and journalism, there's
Speaker 1: zero chance this man is hot. Every time there's like
Speaker 1: story like this or the lady. I mean it looks
Speaker 1: like the Sonny dan Rum lady.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be amazed if that was her. Yeah, your
Speaker 3: hands up.
Speaker 1: The sunny d and Rum lady, would you?
Speaker 3: I have standards, thankfully they're extremely low.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's a paramedic. Yeah, hawk is no the uh.
Speaker 3: The alleged the masturbation fireman, so he's yeah, So listen,
Speaker 3: I don't know what do you say? What do you
Speaker 3: do with the rest of your life? If you see
Speaker 3: video of a gentleman, any gentleman, into an ice machine
Speaker 3: that you've been drinking ice out of for quite some time,
Speaker 3: what do you do with yourself? How do you go
Speaker 3: on with the rest of your life. Do you say, oh, well,
Speaker 3: maybe you've developed a taste for it.
Speaker 1: I think it's that Family Guy episode where Peter walks
Speaker 1: in and says, by the way, I'm a horse breeder.
Speaker 1: Now that is not milk in refrigerator, and everybody backs
Speaker 1: up and we goes, oh my god, oh my yeah,
Speaker 1: not good. Oh no, they have video. They don't have video,
Speaker 1: but they've got they've got screenshots and they're censored. But
Speaker 1: then the titles of the videos at work in sync.
Speaker 3: And the worst part is they're all named after Christmas movies,
Speaker 3: like this one was called White Christmas. This was called
Speaker 3: The Nightmare Before Christmas. This was called Home Alone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Chris in the water Fountain again, Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 3: This guy's horny?
Speaker 1: Why is he so horny?
Speaker 3: Can you can you give me a description of this gentleman?
Speaker 1: It doesn't show the you can see the picture of
Speaker 1: him and it's all covered up.
Speaker 3: Does he look like the kind of guy that would
Speaker 3: do that?
Speaker 1: Co workers soda? Oh what? Co workers?
Speaker 3: Jelly man?
Speaker 1: This roommates toothbrush video two clean Disgusting cleaning with my
Speaker 1: roommate's toothbrush. There's a couple of words missing in that
Speaker 1: that I couldn't say. Oh man Lortie, oh yucky, yes, bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And here's all Ryan Donaldson had to say.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Oh Ryan? Oh oh god, oh my god?
Speaker 3: What do you do? What do you do? What do
Speaker 3: you do?
Speaker 1: Remember? What sounding is? Yeah? You looked it up on
Speaker 1: your fancy website the co workers chapstick. Oh okay, yeah, okay?
Speaker 3: Was this a hornier punishment thing? Was he angry people?
Speaker 1: Did he lose the charts challenge? I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: all of the above. Oh, why would you do that
Speaker 1: to your sweeener?
Speaker 3: Because the sanitarian I like to taste.
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Speaker 1: teased a forty four year old quarterback might be making
Speaker 1: a comeback. According to our guy Tom Pelsero, the Colts
Speaker 1: will put Philip Rivers through a workout today to sell
Speaker 1: me at age forty four?
Speaker 3: Is he forty four.
Speaker 1: He's a grandpa. Zach pointed out. Everybody is saying that
Speaker 1: he if he's willing to make the trip, he's probably
Speaker 1: willing to play. He hasn't played I think since twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Why'd they choose him because, well, I think he knows
Speaker 1: the offense. He's played there before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's playing Indianapolis but that was years music.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess because they think they killing because
Speaker 1: this is a super Bowl like not super Bowl team,
Speaker 1: but this is a playoff team. They can still win
Speaker 1: their division. It's Jus and it's Lucy. That was the
Speaker 1: other story. So Philip Rivers might be coming out of
Speaker 1: retirement to make a comeback.
Speaker 3: You know who's next then, Benjamin Leeber period.
Speaker 1: Okay, the Vikings are five and eight. They battle the
Speaker 1: Cowboys this Sunday, who are now back in the division race.
Speaker 1: After the Eagles turned the ball over five times, losing
Speaker 1: twenty two to nineteen in overtime to the charge Ras,
Speaker 1: the Eagles have lost three straight. No, yes, Jalen Hurts
Speaker 1: accounted for all five of those turnovers. He had four
Speaker 1: interceptions and then he had a fumble and an interception
Speaker 1: on one play. How do you do that well. Through
Speaker 1: the interception, the guy ran up the field, somebody knocked
Speaker 1: the ball out, Jalen got it. Somebody knocked the ball
Speaker 1: out from Jalen, causing a fumble, and then they recovered it.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's impressive.
Speaker 1: It was a triple turnover.
Speaker 3: That's impressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the Cowboys have a lot to play for it.
Speaker 1: I hope they win the division. I'd rather of the
Speaker 1: Cowboys in the playoffs and the Eagles. I hate the Eagles.
Speaker 1: What yeah, you heard me, old lady.
Speaker 2: Here's Philip Rivers taking nap menon chimes.
Speaker 1: Hey, Philip, are you interested in coming back and playing
Speaker 1: for the Colts?
Speaker 2: No one there?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: I am tired me too.
Speaker 3: She's the here's the Philip Rivers in the huddle.
Speaker 2: Taking nap menon chimes.
Speaker 1: Cam, do you want to be in the huddle? Philip?
Speaker 2: My shirt? Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh wow?
Speaker 1: Fuck changed his time?
Speaker 3: I forgot what he said earlier. He took it nap Philip.
Speaker 3: What's the play?
Speaker 1: I had no idea week fifteen. Oh he's back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's playing doing the play call.
Speaker 2: What you can't hear?
Speaker 1: What that's that practice?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 3: Philip? You sound great?
Speaker 1: Are you excited to play.
Speaker 2: Not one there.
Speaker 3: Oh, do you know what city you're in?
Speaker 2: I had no idea you want to do that?
Speaker 1: Money?
Speaker 8: Baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think he needs the money. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could always use more money, I guess. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think Amazon is, you know, giving away all
Speaker 1: their money to charity. I get it, but sure, I
Speaker 1: mean they are right now. Think about this like three bitch,
Speaker 1: think about this like three weeks ago. You're looking at
Speaker 1: the slate.
Speaker 3: Of of NFL games.
Speaker 1: You're going, you know, what's going to be a great
Speaker 1: game Week fifteen, the Colts at the Seahawks. They might
Speaker 1: both be ten win teams. This is going to be awesome. Well,
Speaker 1: then Sauce Gardener, who they give up two first round picks?
Speaker 1: Furies out for a while, and now they're down to
Speaker 1: Riley Leonard the quarterback, rookie quarterback from Notre Dame. They
Speaker 1: are in Seattle. What do you think the line is
Speaker 1: for the Colt Seahawks game this Sunday at three twenty five?
Speaker 3: Philip, do you know I.
Speaker 1: Had no I did. We don't know, neither one of
Speaker 1: us to thirteen and a half. Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they brought new Rockney in to play running back.
Speaker 1: Do you have any audio of it.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: Here's Canoe taking time with him.
Speaker 3: Boy, for her sake, that she's passed by now, she's
Speaker 3: sick of life.
Speaker 1: I think she she hated that she.
Speaker 3: Did, Dicky.
Speaker 1: Oh, one was like, are you looking forard to the party?
Speaker 1: Not one? She hated it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was done with life. Yeah, boy, I bet
Speaker 3: she was a party animal back in the twenties. Yeah,
Speaker 3: go ahead, yeah, Dicky, not right now. I mean I
Speaker 3: would if she wanted to out.
Speaker 1: Of respect twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: I mean she'd have been in her eighties.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't enterprime.
Speaker 1: I could. Oh, I guess we'll do work really matters,
Speaker 1: is that right?
Speaker 3: We've all I've got a list from yesterday. I never
Speaker 3: got to of the best Christmas movies all time.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, lists, we love them. It's Morris on the Fat.
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Speaker 1: It's right there.
Speaker 3: Saw, I walked right by it.
Speaker 1: You sweet man. I'm starting to get excited. Man, I
Speaker 1: can tell your nipples are hard. Wow. Wow, this is
Speaker 1: a very revealing quarters. It really really is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to think about that.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Poopy was gonna say poopy. Oh well, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It's cool.
Speaker 3: Everybody's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks great, Zach, nice job, Thanks.
Speaker 3: Good time for some mom.
Speaker 1: What really matters?
Speaker 3: What really matters? In which I tell you something that
Speaker 3: really matters after he tells you, of course, sports.
Speaker 2: Score, that's what really matters.
Speaker 3: That's correct. Good morning everybody, Good morning, Good morning to
Speaker 3: you and Marny. Good morning. You'll be careful coming in here.
Speaker 1: The Wolves got forty out of ant got tossed and
Speaker 1: the wolves lost too late. Yeah, she's right here. Oh my,
Speaker 1: oh she got she worried about herself. She got coffee
Speaker 1: for herself, of course she did. I like coffee. It's true.
Speaker 7: I do have coffee, but I did not stop for
Speaker 7: it this morning. This is the mix where I make
Speaker 7: the ice cube. Oh had my previous cup and I
Speaker 7: was ready for this morning.
Speaker 1: This is yesterday's coffee.
Speaker 3: That's good thinking.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, I like it.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: That's better than the coffee here.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with the coffee here?
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 3: The coffee is going to feel bad about itself.
Speaker 1: All. Oh, come on, Marnie, you're better than that. What
Speaker 1: did Marnie do?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Also, I don't mind the coffee. Oh it's hideous, but
Speaker 1: I've been drinking protecting.
Speaker 4: Hm.
Speaker 7: You have a creamer in the refrigerator of coffee.
Speaker 1: I just like regular coffee. Got forty out of Aunt
Speaker 1: Rudy got tossed and they lost one five to the Sons,
Speaker 1: who did not have Devin Booker. The Wolves snapped their
Speaker 1: five game winning streak. The Wolves battle the Warriors on
Speaker 1: Friday at nine o'clock. Marns. Yeah, that was a tough one.
Speaker 7: It was not great to lose to the Suns at
Speaker 7: home without Booker. That's probably a game that the Wolves
Speaker 7: should win.
Speaker 1: They never even led until two minutes.
Speaker 3: Left, and the Rudelph.
Speaker 7: Yes, and also the game until two minutes left in
Speaker 7: the third quarter, and the most the Wolves ever led
Speaker 7: by was two.
Speaker 1: So it was just one of those weird.
Speaker 7: Games where you're like, we're right there, we're right there
Speaker 7: were right there those games, Yes, and they couldn't get
Speaker 7: they couldn't get the grip, like you couldn't get your feet.
Speaker 1: I've been there underneath you.
Speaker 7: But yeah, Rudy was ejected with a flagrant two midway
Speaker 7: through the third quarter.
Speaker 1: So that also put a little bit of a kink
Speaker 1: and things.
Speaker 7: And a super cold and quiet night from yes.
Speaker 1: From from who? Yeah, who had a silent who had
Speaker 1: a tough night for the Wolves.
Speaker 3: Ebony's Scrooge got no sleep at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah season for him. They desperately and I don't watch
Speaker 1: it enough for know it enough, like they definitely need
Speaker 1: a point guard, like definite, Like yeah, they have ant
Speaker 1: bring the ball up about Vincenzo. Mike Conley is outstanding
Speaker 1: with Barrero, it just doesn't work. And I know there
Speaker 1: is the contracts. I would guess that they would move.
Speaker 1: Can't be moved on Monday, and that is Julius Randall,
Speaker 1: the guys who signed extensions in the off season. That's
Speaker 1: I think what they're waiting for. Wouldn't be my guess
Speaker 1: because they can't. They are like you, you're not going
Speaker 1: to catch Oklahoma City. You could sure as hell get
Speaker 1: the two seeds, Yes, twenty Yeah, but no, I think
Speaker 1: they're more than that. We're a quarter of the season in,
Speaker 1: Thank god.
Speaker 3: Right, Hawk, I wanted to slow down. I love it.
Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna watch all the Christmas games, right amen?
Speaker 3: Brother?
Speaker 1: Your Timberwolves are fifteen and nine, so they're twenty four
Speaker 1: games in. But still there's a lot less pressure when
Speaker 1: crabby eyes isn't here. But they need to make a move.
Speaker 1: Oh man, how do you get in your eyes? Yes,
Speaker 1: fucks dad, they need to do something or they're going
Speaker 1: to waste another season. Yeah.
Speaker 7: They have been to this point kind of patching it
Speaker 7: together and using it at the lead guard and not
Speaker 7: using the point guard term, and it's it would be
Speaker 7: more beneficial if yes, to have a true traditional point guard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hawk, What really matters is this, Where.
Speaker 3: Are we going to get a point guard though? This?
Speaker 3: You know this time it day Atlanta?
Speaker 7: Well there maybe there are some forty four year olds
Speaker 7: coming out of retirement.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I'd guess Trey Young. If I
Speaker 1: had to be right, I'd say Tray Young.
Speaker 3: Tray Young, Yep, he's old.
Speaker 1: Because the guy that Wolves did lose what's his face
Speaker 1: is killing it? Yeah, Nikhil, he's killing it.
Speaker 7: And well, then it becomes a question of what are
Speaker 7: you willing to give up because we want our team
Speaker 7: the way it is and we want to add a
Speaker 7: point guard.
Speaker 1: I think I think they're in a good spot where
Speaker 1: some of these guys could be had for less than
Speaker 1: you think because they've worn out there, welcome where they are.
Speaker 1: I don't think John Moran will be traded, but like
Speaker 1: LaMelo Ball, if you want that or not, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: I think these guys have way less trade value than
Speaker 1: you think. They all need like a fresh start. That's
Speaker 1: my opinion. Michael Jordan or somebody else. Did you think
Speaker 1: about Michael Jordan? That's not bad. He's not really a
Speaker 1: point guard? No, what position is he playing that? I
Speaker 1: would say, Oh, I don't think he's ever got left
Speaker 1: out as a life. What really matters is this.
Speaker 3: Well, agree to disagree. Hi, my name is Chris Hacken.
Speaker 3: I'm here for what matters. The best Christmas movies of
Speaker 3: all time, according to i am dB their score. So
Speaker 3: this is not opinion Jack.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, all right, daddy?
Speaker 3: Are we going to Fargo?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know either.
Speaker 1: I wasn't invited.
Speaker 3: I want to go to Fargo.
Speaker 7: I love Fargo. I like that is abundant link clear.
Speaker 3: I Likedreker.
Speaker 1: The best brewery.
Speaker 3: Do you like my name of my beer? Mike check
Speaker 3: It's amazing great check.
Speaker 1: Remember that's brilliant. Remember mine from last year?
Speaker 3: Don't remember you having one that's brilliant? Was it Marty's Galarney's?
Speaker 7: That was the workshop name, and then they went with
Speaker 7: play by play.
Speaker 1: I p a, Oh that's right. Yeah that was good.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, Mike Mike check.
Speaker 3: Is check is It is clever as well? It tastes
Speaker 3: real good.
Speaker 1: You know what tastes like beer?
Speaker 3: Bing guy had some.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it supposed to know? It Wasn't it supposed to
Speaker 1: be Mike Hockey beer. Oh, don't be And they changed.
Speaker 3: I hear what you're saying. That's my brother's name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't.
Speaker 3: My brother's name is Mike. It really is.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: He fought a lot of people for that, and he
Speaker 3: was tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think Hawk liked fighting? Mike loved fighting
Speaker 1: just so much. Oh yeah, hey, your husband's name is Mike, right? No,
Speaker 1: who sauces? Yes?
Speaker 3: Top ten movies of all time on Christmas? Yes, at
Speaker 3: number ten I've never seen Love actually.
Speaker 1: Love actually good.
Speaker 3: Is it a Christmas movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it takes place in the Christmas season. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's good. Okay, that is a great movie. Yeah, great,
Speaker 1: they start warming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I might watch it. Then. Do you know what
Speaker 3: year came out?
Speaker 7: You wan guess, and I was going to say late nineties,
Speaker 7: two thousand and three or early two thousands.
Speaker 1: Or yeah, Marny and I were close, coming.
Speaker 3: At number nine with a seven point five score. National
Speaker 3: Lampoon's Christmas Vacation should be way higher.
Speaker 1: That's the best Christmas close.
Speaker 3: What year do you think it came out?
Speaker 1: Well, I think it just celebrated. It's like thirty ninth anniversary.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to say, dang it, I can't do
Speaker 1: the math. Eighty five, yeah, eighty eighty eight, eighty nine.
Speaker 3: There's something called The Bishop's Wife that comes in in
Speaker 3: a break from nineteen forty seven. Never heard of it?
Speaker 3: What you heard me?
Speaker 1: Don't care?
Speaker 3: Coming at number seven is White Christmas from nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 1: What I'm nuts.
Speaker 3: I believe that's Ben Crosby.
Speaker 1: Ben, I've never seen it coming.
Speaker 3: In at number six from nineteen ninety Love this movie
Speaker 3: Home alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, outstanding, We watched both of them on Saturday and
Speaker 1: they're both outstanding. Yeah, there's just.
Speaker 3: There's more than two. By the way, there's the third
Speaker 3: one as well.
Speaker 1: What there's a fourth one? Third one? You like the
Speaker 1: third one? Yes, it's all right.
Speaker 3: It's got the dark haired kid in it.
Speaker 1: Yep, the dark haired case Ool. You know that dark
Speaker 1: haired Woody from Toy Story.
Speaker 3: Obviously you've seen it.
Speaker 1: No, the only two that matter the first two. Even
Speaker 1: though cravelist Cory hates the second one. I think the
Speaker 1: second one's great. It's the same movie Crabby.
Speaker 3: Grabby Corey, except for the amount of sexual inu window.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. You would beg the chili, yeah, you
Speaker 1: would the chili. Right.
Speaker 3: She's covered dookie. Oh yeah, I mean, come on, man,
Speaker 3: that lady would smell one time, and how bad she smells.
Speaker 1: As everybody points out at the very end of the
Speaker 1: film spoiler alert, when he runs out to Central Park
Speaker 1: and she's out there on Christmas Day covered in bird
Speaker 1: turns and he hands her the Diacon the turtle duve.
Speaker 1: There has to be part of her. That's like you
Speaker 1: said him a bitch, you had a sweet at the
Speaker 1: Plaza Hotel. This whole time I think somebody, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: what that's not very christ Why are you you? And
Speaker 1: this is what you give me? Your dad's yelling from
Speaker 1: the Plaza Hotel. You had nine hundred dollars in room service.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, I'll just be out here getting drooped upon. Ridiculous.
Speaker 1: She lives in Cardegie Hall, Cardigie Cardigie. Yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: it's a sweater. Yeah, it's the sweater.
Speaker 3: Number five, The Nightmare Before Christmas from nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1: I've only seen parts of it. It's not super appealing.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not better than Christmas Vacation are.
Speaker 3: Number four is a movie that you're wrong about. Sauce
Speaker 3: A Christmas Story, Yes, from nineteen eighty three, great rough movie.
Speaker 1: Christmas Story is the worst movie that's ever watched with
Speaker 1: you little Boy, No zero chance. I'm not no, no, I.
Speaker 3: Hate your Little Boy.
Speaker 1: There are like George Carlin once said, I don't have
Speaker 1: pet peeves. I have major psychotic hatreds. I hate that movie, nobody.
Speaker 1: It's just awful. It gets depressing, it's stupid. It's my
Speaker 1: brother and my dad love it. It's it's a depressing movie.
Speaker 1: Talking about it's pious. I hate that movie.
Speaker 3: He really doesn't.
Speaker 1: I'd rather watch I'd rather attend my mom and dad's
Speaker 1: funeral than we'll sit down and watch that movie. That repressive, sucks, horrible.
Speaker 1: You know. Also we're on this topic, the John Lennon
Speaker 1: Christmas song is also depressing. Stop playing that and so
Speaker 1: this is Christmas. Oh it's too depressing. Don't play that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're so sad. Yeah no, I don't want to
Speaker 1: think about it.
Speaker 3: He says, Merry Christmas, Yoko, and then she says, Merry Christmas, Johan,
Speaker 3: good your hands?
Speaker 1: Oh no, what Yoko? Ono? Would you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Of course? Now sure I want to go where John's been.
Speaker 3: That's the ultimate tribute. Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, christ the story is terrible.
Speaker 3: I want to give piece a chance.
Speaker 1: They did play the Howard Gissell announcing the death of
Speaker 1: old Johnny Lennon on the broadcast last night. There was
Speaker 1: the anniversary they did on arrival.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just terrible.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good Howard Coast.
Speaker 3: And it's amazing. That's how the world found out, think
Speaker 3: about it, because everybody watched Money and I forgot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, there's only.
Speaker 1: Three channels and there's no social media. Mark David my
Speaker 1: grandma found out on Twitter. Oh she did. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was Northern Canada.
Speaker 3: She was a pioneer. Brother Miracle on thirty fourth three
Speaker 3: comes at number three.
Speaker 1: I've not seen that. No.
Speaker 3: From nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 1: I think I've seen the like Newer one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the one about the Exorcist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Exorcist. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Coming to a number two. A Christmas Carol from nineteen
Speaker 3: fifty one.
Speaker 1: I've only seen the Muppet one.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen the Jim Carroy one? The cartoon?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, Where have you been, Chris?
Speaker 1: There's a gym you mean the Grange?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, he's age Christmas Carol. There's a there's
Speaker 3: a Disney one where he's he's the Ebenezer Scrooge. It's cartoon.
Speaker 3: It's quite well done. Kind of scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's kind of scary.
Speaker 3: He's kind of scary.
Speaker 1: He's made a lot of.
Speaker 3: Cat number one Christmas movie according to IMDb, coming in
Speaker 3: with a number hard No. With an eight point six
Speaker 3: rating from IMDb from nineteen forty six, the greatest Christmas
Speaker 3: film of all time. We watch it in the hockey
Speaker 3: household every Christmas Eve while we eat pizza. It's a
Speaker 3: Wonderful Life.
Speaker 1: I've not seen that, dude.
Speaker 3: What the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: A lot? We just we were Christmas vacation family. We
Speaker 1: always watch Christmas Vacation. There's more than one day. We've
Speaker 1: watched the Christmas Vacation every year and we've seen It's
Speaker 1: a Wonderful Life in theaters.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got seen it. Yeah, I went in nineteen
Speaker 3: forty six.
Speaker 1: Is that the every time a bell rings? Hockey gets crabs?
Speaker 3: That happens too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've not seen that movie.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's wonderful. You gotta watch all these shows.
Speaker 1: With Little Louiso, right, that's a zero channel just watching
Speaker 1: Christmas discuss that. Do give me a chance. What happened?
Speaker 1: What happened? Nothing? I just don't like that movie.
Speaker 3: There's no way. You just don't like something that much.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'll defend you. You are not You are
Speaker 1: not the only one who it's terrible.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that people will have to love it.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying your level of hatred fall.
Speaker 1: I despise that movie. Yeah, something also hates that movie.
Speaker 3: I'll write that down. But something must have happened, you know,
Speaker 3: I know I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah he would.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not a depressing movie.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. There's several comments. All of it is terrible.
Speaker 1: The date you'll shoot your eye out. First of all,
Speaker 1: he is.
Speaker 3: The single most classically uh not clean, what's the word like,
Speaker 3: angelically pretty woman that ever walked the fish of the earth.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: We're talking about it. It's a wonderful life.
Speaker 1: Still Christmas story.
Speaker 3: It's a wonderful life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't. We were talking about Christmas story.
Speaker 8: Oh, you guys are weird. We're weird. You bought me
Speaker 8: the dance naked on your grave. I didn't say naked,
Speaker 8: you just said wearing clothing that you can get by
Speaker 8: with the law.
Speaker 6: The law.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it's a wonderful life. Number one, great, great, great.
Speaker 3: If you you needed your heart needs grow a few
Speaker 3: sizes over there.
Speaker 1: My heart's fine. I just don't like that too. My
Speaker 1: head's too big. Yeah, so is my poor son. I
Speaker 1: bought a half form. He wears a three year old hat.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, it's a shoe. It is so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now he's got his two front teeth come in
Speaker 1: and he's, oh my god, a little bear. He's uh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's piste and it's the most teeth that he lambered
Speaker 1: his had in a long time.
Speaker 3: Is he still having a hard time latching on's?
Speaker 1: He's bottle feds?
Speaker 2: You're dead?
Speaker 1: What like booze? Are you okay? You missed your you
Speaker 1: missed your destiny this morning and now you're just playing
Speaker 1: with house money?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Man, I this morning you're just playing with house buddy.
Speaker 3: Now, all right, we'll break.
Speaker 1: I'm hing hey Cafe and welcomes Trans Siberian Orchestra for
Speaker 1: two amazing shows at Target Center on December twenty eighth
Speaker 1: at three pm and and also at seven thirty pm
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Speaker 1: cafe dot com. Keyword calendar.
Speaker 3: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, isn't it? Yes?
Speaker 3: It is, it is, Alex. It is good morning, everybody
Speaker 3: walking back to the Patrick Moore shaw, I'm Max.
Speaker 1: So yay, what's up? I missed? Jill?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, look at you sitting in the big room
Speaker 3: over there.
Speaker 6: I know it's just so important and important. This feels
Speaker 6: like more pressure when you're.
Speaker 2: In this room, does it?
Speaker 1: It? Does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because I'm so laid back over here.
Speaker 1: It's because I'm used to the fart a roma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all as I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well good luck.
Speaker 3: Yeah is worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what really matters up, zach O. The Wild
Speaker 1: snap their two game losing streak after they beat the
Speaker 1: Crack in four to one. Eric Sinek, Marcus Johansson, Carill
Speaker 1: and Tarasenko all scored for Your Wild. They will host
Speaker 1: the Stars on Thursday at seven.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of heart in that one because they
Speaker 1: lost a lot of a lot of players to injury.
Speaker 1: One point, I think they Well, Zukarella went down. That'll
Speaker 1: be a big thing to follow here. He took a
Speaker 1: relatively high hit and might have concussion symptoms. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hopefully we'll get him back soon. But Middleton was out,
Speaker 1: Sterm was out for a period of time, and the
Speaker 1: team's already without Rossi Felino and you know, Vinnie Hennestrosas,
Speaker 1: so they have a couple of days to rest up
Speaker 1: before of course, the Dallas Stars come to town on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Not an ideal time to have the number two t
Speaker 1: in the division to come to town, but hopefully they
Speaker 1: can heal up and show some more heart on Thursday
Speaker 1: for what will be certainly a big matchup at Grand
Speaker 1: Casino Arena. Really matters, hogs Daddy? Is this yesterday?
Speaker 3: I learned about the geo duck clam?
Speaker 1: Oh? Was that what Barrero was he tired about that?
Speaker 3: I didn't see Barrow yesterday.
Speaker 1: No, like I think he was talking about it.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, But if he did, I'd be
Speaker 3: really crazy because I'd never heard of it until yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh, go on.
Speaker 3: It is a clam, one of the longest living animals
Speaker 3: of any type, a lifespan of a typical one hundred
Speaker 3: and forty years. What whoa It looks like a pan.
Speaker 1: Hair, I mean like the fruit. No, I think he
Speaker 1: set up penis. Oh my god, it does. It looks
Speaker 1: like a schloan. What's it called?
Speaker 3: A geo duck?
Speaker 1: Calm down, sick clam? Yeah, this is exactly what Barrera
Speaker 1: was talking about.
Speaker 3: Why would he have been talking about this?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah? The Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: The clam has a siphon also known as a shaft,
Speaker 3: which could be three feet three inches in length, the
Speaker 3: largest burrowing clam in the world. This is a joke
Speaker 3: from God, right, I know you couldn't help it. If
Speaker 3: you found one of these in the wild, you'd be like,
Speaker 3: what in the hell lost?
Speaker 1: This looks like the Austin Powers baby arm holding an
Speaker 1: op it does? You're right? I think he has one
Speaker 1: of these at home.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't, he will. Now can you imagine throughout
Speaker 3: history how many human anoyed creatures held that up and
Speaker 3: pretended it was a schlang?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, all of them, every single one.
Speaker 3: Yet they're disgusting, disgusting. I wonder what they taste like?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Culinary uses the large meaty siphon. Oh Man, which was
Speaker 3: my nickname in high school.
Speaker 1: Was blind then oh I went to.
Speaker 3: A blind school, the only place I could make the
Speaker 3: sports teams.
Speaker 1: I don't know if meaty is a good nickname band though.
Speaker 3: The large meaty siphon is priced for a savory flavor
Speaker 3: and crunchy texture. Crunch geoduck is regarded by some as
Speaker 3: an afrodisiac because of its phallic shape. It's very popular
Speaker 3: in China, was considered a delicacy, mostly eating cooked in
Speaker 3: a fondue style Chinese hot pot corey cuisine. They're eating
Speaker 3: raw and without chewing.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine if you went to China not knowing
Speaker 6: what this is. Yeah, and you just ordered up a
Speaker 6: dong yes dong soup and no silverware.
Speaker 3: So there you go, guys. Now you know no wait
Speaker 3: is half the battle Geo Duck Klan.
Speaker 1: The Gopher men's basketball team battles number six Perdue tomorrow
Speaker 1: at six. What do you think that The Gophers are
Speaker 1: five and four the boiler Makers are eight and one.
Speaker 1: Golfer has been fun to watch this year? Man?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean they beat that one team, Indiana.
Speaker 1: They got damn close with Uh what was in Maryland
Speaker 1: over the weekend?
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, yeah, and and think about it. You
Speaker 3: know you want the Indiana sweep. You gotta take out
Speaker 3: Indiana and Purdue. Let's get it done, baby, Yeah, let's
Speaker 3: let's let's let's get it done.
Speaker 1: Really matters, is this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Crap?
Speaker 3: I forgot to do that anyway?
Speaker 1: Uh? Cool?
Speaker 3: You want more for me, is what you're saying, Johnny Bones. Huh,
Speaker 3: I forgot who I was talking to. Miley. Miley Cyrus
Speaker 3: has a fear of paper.
Speaker 1: What paper?
Speaker 3: Paper? Okay, yeah, she gagged while she described her fear,
Speaker 3: but she was also having a geoduck clam at the time.
Speaker 3: In fact, her fear of paper has caused such a
Speaker 3: problem in her daily life that she's even known for
Speaker 3: being a grands during Christmas time because of her issue
Speaker 3: with wrapping paper.
Speaker 1: Wow, it even goes as far as wrapping papers. It's
Speaker 1: kind of weird.
Speaker 3: You guys have any kind of weird, not necessarily fear.
Speaker 3: It's just something that you do not like, something that
Speaker 3: kind of freaks you out that you do not like
Speaker 3: Christmas story. Yeah, obviously you have a problem.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm armpit hair.
Speaker 6: Okay, I really don't like arm pit hair, really, any
Speaker 6: arm pit hair, even since I was a kid, Like
Speaker 6: I remember.
Speaker 1: Like seeing cartoons and they'd have someone that had super
Speaker 1: long arm pair and I'm big. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I've always I've always I don't know if I fear it.
Speaker 1: It's not like one of those episodes of Maury when
Speaker 1: they had the people with the weird fears.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if you've ever seen one of those.
Speaker 6: Those are the best, the best. They'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 6: what is what is your biggest fear? And she'd be like,
Speaker 6: I'm marshmallows. If I saw a bowl of marshallows right now,
Speaker 6: I would piss myself.
Speaker 1: Right away.
Speaker 6: And then like crying in fear in the corner and
Speaker 6: we're all laughing. It's actually really messed up, but it's
Speaker 6: pretty fun to watch.
Speaker 1: I got I got tripophobia?
Speaker 3: So that what's what's that?
Speaker 1: You could? You have to google it to kind of
Speaker 1: understand a t r y P small small packed holes right.
Speaker 3: Well, just yeah, that's not on brand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, honey, honeycombs anything like where the there is the
Speaker 1: same shape over and over again around in a small area.
Speaker 1: I don't know how really describe it, but yeah, I've
Speaker 1: never heard of this. Yeah, I can't. It's hard to
Speaker 1: rooming to google because there's a picture and I can't
Speaker 1: look at the picture.
Speaker 3: No kidding. Wow, So okay, Yeah, I have this overwhelming
Speaker 3: fear of something crawling out from under my skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah oh yeah, like the Mummy. You remember when those bugs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly that kind of thing. I don't know why,
Speaker 3: but I can't even think about it.
Speaker 1: Yu.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's terrible. I can't. That one hurts, that one.
Speaker 3: That one, That one's tough. If that happens on like
Speaker 3: on a movie or something like you're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I gotta leave.
Speaker 1: You just get up and walk away.
Speaker 3: Sure, what about you marks? You got any weirds or
Speaker 3: not necessarily weird, just something.
Speaker 1: That's not top of the line, you know, just snakes.
Speaker 3: M it's boring better? Yeah, great film you're afraid of?
Speaker 1: Well that's a great film. No, that's terrible. What is
Speaker 1: worse films of all time? What snakes?
Speaker 3: That plane?
Speaker 1: No, that's talks Dad's deers a cargo ship. Yeah, see
Speaker 1: that old lady gets it.
Speaker 3: That's the quarterback of the Coults.
Speaker 1: The seven and five Gophers will play the nine and three.
Speaker 1: We'll play nine and three New Mexico in the Rate
Speaker 1: Bowl at Chase Field in Arizona on December twenty sixth
Speaker 1: at three thirty pre game at one thirty. Year. Gophers
Speaker 1: are a three point favorite.
Speaker 3: You know who's going to be the quarterback?
Speaker 1: Right? No?
Speaker 3: Crazy legs Drake?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good luck. That's Pj's pregames. It's his DNA.
Speaker 1: He's about to drop a beat. She got to play
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 3: Car won't start. We know that, I know, buddy.
Speaker 1: He's doing his own turntable scratching.
Speaker 3: Grocery chain Legal made a croissant scented perfume. What Chipotle
Speaker 3: is teamed up with the luggage company for a line
Speaker 3: of bags that look like they're aluminum foil and paper
Speaker 3: bag packaging.
Speaker 1: M base, bas bags, bays. Yeah, I love bags. I
Speaker 1: have two of them, and I would like like that.
Speaker 7: I tried to b E I S stop it, slow down.
Speaker 1: B It's just four letters, I cried to know.
Speaker 7: But like a carry on luggage an overnight shoulder bags,
Speaker 7: stop it from from them, like when they had a
Speaker 7: sail or whatever. And I started tagging them whenever I
Speaker 7: would bring it on a trip and I would tag
Speaker 7: my luggage and be like, I really.
Speaker 1: Hope Beaze would send me something. Of course they didn't,
Speaker 1: but I tagged them like four or five times. And
Speaker 1: then this.
Speaker 7: Past summer I saw like Lindsay Whalen coming into the
Speaker 7: arena and going through the screening air and she had
Speaker 7: a Bayze bag. It was going through screening and I'm like,
Speaker 7: oh my gosh, you have a Bayze bag and she's like,
Speaker 7: I don't know. They just sent them to the coaching
Speaker 7: staff last week. Everybody got one. I was like, I'm
Speaker 7: over here just embarrassing myself. But it's a great, great
Speaker 7: baggage company if you're looking for suitcases or whatever. They
Speaker 7: got the overnight bag I have, which is a shoulder bag.
Speaker 7: The bottom of it zips out so you can put
Speaker 7: a pair of shoes in there and they don't touch
Speaker 7: the rest of your bag.
Speaker 1: Stuff like that keeps stuff away from your from your
Speaker 1: batty bad ass.
Speaker 7: Anyway, I don't know if you'd want one that looks
Speaker 7: like a Chipotle burrito wrapper, but it.
Speaker 1: Is kind of cool. PJ. You have a lot of money,
Speaker 1: get remote starting your car and don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: Split out wide, gross, and finally, soft served ice cream
Speaker 3: dipped in butter. The place in New England is doing
Speaker 3: it and people are claiming it's amazing. It's the new
Speaker 3: rage soft ice cream.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm in stop it. You're probably right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Sounds like a heart attack.
Speaker 3: But I've got hard news for you guys next, because
Speaker 3: I want to catch you up what's going on in
Speaker 3: the world. Marnie doesn't seem to know anything, all right,
Speaker 3: you seemed lost.
Speaker 1: What's more the reaction I'm you know, I looked at
Speaker 1: you and you had your hands up in the air, Like,
Speaker 1: what the eff is she talking about? Time reconsidering my arrival.
Speaker 3: My lovely friend, listener Jason says, that geo Duck is
Speaker 3: pronounced guy duck.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 3: I refuse to believe that, what said the scientific I
Speaker 3: don't want guy duck soup, though, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Well, that's on urbanduction more for me.
Speaker 9: O my god, We'll be right back. Man like seeing
Speaker 9: like why buddy, you like what now? I like seeing
Speaker 9: do better?
Speaker 3: Ye break time