WEBVTT - HR. 1 - Hazmat 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:04.400 Morning, lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:07.360 I woke up yesterday morning with using us to start later. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:09.680 Please, I could never know what the day with us for. 0:00:11.160 --> 0:00:13.600 Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:17.280 We are number one. We just grabbed every key demogram 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:24.319 super duper. That's nice. Might a goo Nino boy? That 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:25.480 is good news. 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:28.360 It is the ninth day of December twenty twenty five. 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:30.160 Good morning everybody. My name is Chris Hockey, and welcome 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:33.120 to our Power Trip morning show on a tired Tuesday. 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.880 Good morning to you. You know it's warm out there, right, 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:40.159 But here's the thing. Be careful because the ramps are 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:43.159 slickered and snot even if you're driving down let's say 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.320 one sixty nine and you're on a ramp like on 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.800 a bridge, like an overpass, don't slam all the brakes 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:50.920 more on because you might kill everybody behind you. 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:51.640 Uh. 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:55.080 So this is my little little PSA this morning. Be careful, Uh, 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.279 regardless of all that that we have. Marty Gallarn are 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.400 no Johnny Bones because he's at the he's at the 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:03.760 Winter Meetings meeting with old Man Winter about how long 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:05.640 he's going to stay. I guess I didn't realize that 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:09.200 there was a meeting, but so there's that's what's going on. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:10.679 I Marty will be in here and we will talk 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:14.440 to Jonathan Gernard on a Vikings victory Tuesday. So lots 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:17.160 to get to, plus all kinds of nonsense. Here's Jim Gaffigan. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.720 There's some comedy about Christmas trees. You know, it's the 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.000 night day of Christmas, and on the night day of Christmas, 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.720 Department gave to you another day of gleeful laughter. 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:26.560 Come on in. 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:28.360 I am glad you are here. 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.000 The Christmas tree where we go out and we chomp 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:33.120 down a tree and we put it in our living 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.960 room kind of sounds like the behavior of a drunk man. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:40.280 Really, some woman wakes up, honey, why is. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.160 There a a. 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:55.520 Pine tree in our living room? Yeah, we're right for Jesus. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.799 And they're not gonna hang my socks over the fireplace. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:11.280 Tell them with candy. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:14.840 Maybe I'll tie some leaves to the ceiling and see 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:15.680 if I can get some action. 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:20.440 No, I gotta pick on that couch. Mery. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:21.320 Christmas. 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:26.000 Some people get so into Christmas they decorate their yards. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.000 It seems completely backwards. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.959 All right, chop down that tree, bring it in here. 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.240 You take all these lights, put them out there. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:47.960 It doesn't love sensible. 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:59.400 Side is weet and fees on your side. You hands 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:02.919 this under sad. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.600 All right, it's like this. It is not giant coat time. 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:26.600 Right now, it's kind of warm, but be careful. Could 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:28.280 You'll be driving along and everything will be fine, and 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:31.440 then suddenly you're upside down in the ditch because somebody 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.960 slammed on the brakes on a bridge. I mentioned it 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:37.240 in my little open there. One sixty nine is fine 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:39.440 till the Uber driver in front of me decided he 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:40.680 needed to hit all the brakes. 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:47.040 I never went to Uber's java. Yeah, great, Bryan, I 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:50.240 love when you're opening is a PSA. But then I 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:51.680 know that it happened to you. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.760 No, wait, he almost got us. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:56.000 He's so good. 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.400 Just out of nowhere, he's going ninety, goes by me 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.120 in the fast line and doing one hundred and twenty, 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:03.120 you know, and then he sees a car and he's like, 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:07.119 oh no, breaks now, and now he's you know, he's 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.960 drifting like it's Tokyo Drifts. Greatest film ever. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:12.200 Yeah, you love that movie. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:14.160 I just think it's a great story. That the kid 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:17.240 who played quarterback per me in high school ends up 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:18.640 in Tokyo driving fast cars. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:20.520 Yeah, thanks Tracy Chapman. 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:24.880 He's got a fast car he does apparently take him anywhere. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:28.080 Yeah you can, man, Yeah, how the hell are you guys? 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:28.839 I'm great man. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:29.240 Christmas? 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.920 Yeah, Merry Christmas. Man. We're getting a tree today. 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.320 Two you get a tree like like Gafrican just talked 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:36.920 about how that's. 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.000 A great bit. Yeah, we're getting our Christmas tree today. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.719 H Yeah. It's gonna be fun, because is it? Now? 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:48.120 You know? The weather is the weather. It's it's frightful. 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.440 It's kind of like the NFL draft where you can 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.360 say things and then if they never happen, it's like, 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.719 well it could have happened. Sure, are we supposed to 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:58.800 get in the metro area destroyed by snow? Or is 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:00.960 that just the upper State? 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.200 It looks like if you're on the north side, which 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:07.119 we are sort of, we can give three of five. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.200 The main impacts for this storm is not like a 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:17.760 large amount of it. Of the snow falling, it's going 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.880 to be in a very short window. Latest numbers say 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.880 three to five. That will probably be updated here at 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.679 some point this morning. But it's a very very fast 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:30.839 moving system that's going to carry a lot of wind. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:38.520 It's going to carry you mentioned them out there, that's 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:43.760 going to have melted snow on the roads that are 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:46.040 going it's going to freeze very quickly when the storm 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.960 comes in because there's going to be a Arctic blast 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:55.479 behind it. So it's you could have some major impacts, 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:59.200 especially along the ninety four corridor, and that's kind of 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:03.000 where the divide is. If you're south and west of 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:05.120 ninety four, that's going to be more. You're gonna get 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.360 the wind. You're gonna get the sixty mile per hour 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:12.680 wind gus that's going to cause zero visibility and you're 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.800 not going to get much snow, but you're going to 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:18.760 get a lot more impact from the everything else involved, 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:19.880 icy roads, et cetera. 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:21.960 If you had a friend that maybe was going to 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.520 be driving to Fargo tonight. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:26.120 I'm worried about you, thank you. Yeah, I'm very much so. 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:30.960 I'm worried about you all the time, But until you 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:35.400 go missing, then I'm not worried anice nice? Is it 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:37.720 nice to say I'm worried about you all the time. Well, 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.520 I'm just worried about all of you. I worry and 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.040 care about all of you. Thank you, most of you, 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:46.599 all of you in this room. Yeah, but yeah, I 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:50.359 were in that room. I worry about you until I 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.240 meant like, I worry about you until you go missing. 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:56.000 You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly, because then I 0:06:56.080 --> 0:07:00.440 know you're somewhere going this is great, but which it 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.960 is hilarious because you could be like upside down in 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.039 a ditch and I going, I really wish somebody was 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:10.880 looking for me right now. Yeah, my mistake rule stands 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:14.080 is followed, goes missing, don't go looking for it. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:15.640 Can I throw another rule? I don't know why I 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:17.960 had this. After the guy about killed us on one 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.280 sixty nine, I had this thought, and I don't know. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.200 I don't know why this came to mind. And this 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.120 really might say something about, uh, you know, the fact 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.200 that you should worry about me. At the time, I 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:28.880 thought I wanted to come in here today. It's so 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:32.160 weird that we're having this conversation. I manifested this because 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:34.520 I wanted to remind myself to tell you that I 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:39.000 have one addition to my demands if I go missing, 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:43.600 of course, if they find the body. Yeah, seven months 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:47.440 or so after I passed, when the when the the 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.720 ground is settled. Yeah, I'd like you to dance on 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:53.160 my grave. Okay, I really like that. 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:53.679 Yeah. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.119 And I want it to be a slow dance. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:56.840 Yeah, it'll be a I mean I don't do a 0:07:56.880 --> 0:08:00.280 lot of things. Do you have any song requests? Care? 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:01.880 What song is? I want it to be a slow song. 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:07.120 And I want you to dance provocatively. I don't want 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.720 it to be like a like a goof. No, I 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:13.520 don't want to help. Please hold. I don't want it 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:14.680 to be goof. I don't want you to dancing on 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.480 the ceiling like a lion of Richie. Right. I want 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:21.000 you maybe wicked game, I kind of a dance, but 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.000 by yourself. Please dance on my grave. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:29.080 So at the where you died, or at like the graveyard. 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:30.920 You don't understand what a graveyard is? 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.720 No, but I thought you said once like the cry, 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.600 I thought you were lost in a ditch, and then 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.120 we find you your body under all the snow seven 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:37.920 months I do. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:39.760 I don't believe I'm a deer. I don't think they'll 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:40.680 leave my body there. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:42.600 They might. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.720 This is what he wanted, you know, I would like 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:49.920 to be placed you know, or at least have a 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:53.280 marker to mark my existence on the planet. And you 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:56.080 go to that marker, and then I just want you 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:59.960 to sexy dance it. I mean I want certain people, 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.079 people who are filming it because I wanted to be 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:06.520 filmed for Cavan. Yeah, Patrick Morny Show, stream Yard. I 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:11.040 want certain people to feel tingles in their genitals. That's 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.400 how seductively I want you to dance on my grave. 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:15.280 Is that asking too much? 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:19.000 You want people, not people, you me. You want me 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:24.160 to dance so seductively that other people mourning their loved 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:28.280 ones are like, damn, I'm kind of turned on watching 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:28.760 that guy. 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:30.559 And I want you to take this seriously. I want 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:32.520 it to be like this as far as on the 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:38.480 scale of how much you care about something, Louis, Yeah, 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:42.240 just below that. Okay, your seductive dance on my grave, Okay, 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.320 that's a lot. I want you to really care. I 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.720 want you to put thod into this. I wanted to 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:50.280 be on the beat. You know, it's a slow beat, 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:52.119 and I really. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:53.360 Want to be for some people. 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:55.720 That's what That's what I'm hoping. That's what I'm hoping. 0:09:57.000 --> 0:10:00.959 I want you to dance on my grave. While making 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:02.360 that contemplating masturbation. 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:06.640 Okay, I think I can accomplish that. He's thinking, like, uh, 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:11.920 genuine pony, No, he said, wicked game. I don't know, man, 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:13.520 I'm sorry. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:14.280 Are you the dead one? 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:17.559 Yeah? Do you plan funerals? 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:19.760 Yeah? Is this your last request of mine? 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.920 Well, I mean you're going to be dead. 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:23.079 Oh I'm going to be watching. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.920 Yeah, you know, but like he's faking this whole thing. 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:26.840 What are you gonna. 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.800 I'll be deader now, I'll be dead, but I will 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.880 be roaming the earth an unsettled soul. I figure, if 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:34.400 my soul is so unsettled, why I'm alive? 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:38.280 Yeah? Why change it? That's a lot of pressure on you, 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:39.160 sus because. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.720 Yeah, but you're giving him a lot in this life. 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.840 Yeah, he has the only thing I want. Yeah, I will. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:49.600 I will go through or forward with your request. 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:49.839 Yes. 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:52.520 Do you want me to do it on like your birthday? 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.480 No? I want to tell me the hot like the 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:56.560 hottest day of the summer. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:00.000 Yeah, so when yeah, when other people are at the cemetery. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:03.280 I want and I want you if if if it 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:08.320 if it seems genuine to be crying very hard while 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:13.640 you're dancing. Yeah, seductively to wicked game. I want there 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.920 to be sweat beating on your brow and dripping between 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:18.520 your voluptuous breasts. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.640 Okay, accomplish I can accomplish that. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.880 Thank you. I want you to wear as little clothing 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:26.280 as the. 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:31.960 Law la, so like micro jean shorts you choose. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:34.720 Yeah, I just want it to be the least amount 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.480 of clothing can you can you can wear without having 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.920 to be bailed out. Okay, the jail by your father again. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:44.640 You know, you know he's going to cry and masturbate 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:48.920 my dad, your dad. He won't even know I died, 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:49.920 That's just what he does. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.800 You won't know where your body is. Well, no, he 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.880 will because you'll have to give your inheritance to somebody, 0:11:57.920 --> 0:11:59.160 because he's in charge of that. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:00.600 Yeah. He's going to be the one to make sure 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.839 I'm dead. Yeah, because I don't want to be buried alive. 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:05.800 I want him to check for a pulse. 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:09.400 I would assume all jokes aside. He's the one doing 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.960 all your state planning, right, oh for sure. Yeah. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.280 Yeah, he's the one that's got to sell all the credit. 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:17.560 Card of course. Yeah yeah, yeah, I thought he'd be 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.320 charge that's right, all right? 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:20.520 Thank you. I'm glad we get that. 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.800 Well, I will do that. I'd be honored to do that. 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.160 You will have to join the Grave Dancers Union. 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.280 Yeah, that's great album. I will do that. 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.080 Thank you and Zach, thank you for filming it. 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:35.600 Yeah. Yeah, you know, I can't guarantee that, uh, i'll 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:41.760 actually do the masturbation part, but I'll contemplate it for sure. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:43.720 Well that's kind of I'll just say like this though. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:47.640 I mean, you don't have to, Zach, okay, but if 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.280 you don't have the undeniable urge to do so, then 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:52.600 then then Sauce failed. 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:55.640 Yeah that's a really good point. That's what I'm saying. 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:58.440 That's a lot of pressure on Sauce right now, because yeah, 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:04.040 it's a ton wicked game. Isn't the sexiest of songs. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.760 It's such a good song. It's a great song. I 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.360 just don't have you heard the lyrics? Oh I love 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:12.800 the song. I just have never pretty sexy. Had blood 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:18.320 flow to the southern region while listening to it. What 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.120 if you were listening to it and let's say watching like, 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:29.080 uh highlights from Sunday's game. Oh yeah, that would that 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:33.560 was a pretty wicked game. Yeah boom, Yeah, what a 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:37.800 wicked game JJ played. Yeah, boom, you didn't have to 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:41.560 make me feel this way. He did not. Wait what 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:43.480 are we talking about? I don't know you you got 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:43.960 lost there? 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:48.840 Yeah, you did. Happened your soul left your body? 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:52.480 Yeah, your soul did leave your body. Hey, quick question, 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:59.560 what are your what are your Christmas plans? Yeah? No, 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:03.400 like on like you know, on Christmas game? Oh yeah, right, 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:05.800 you'll watch it normally you go to a movie. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.199 That is correct. Yeah, I will certainly go to a 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:12.000 movie on on Christmas Christmas night. I was planning on 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:13.760 not going to the game, just coming in here to 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.880 do my pregame, but because I don't like doing it 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.120 by phone, Yeah, I'll come in here you Yeah, and 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:20.920 it's a three o'clock start. Yeah, so that would put 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:23.120 us here in about one full five yep. Ain't no thing. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.440 Presents are open by then? Oh yeah, and it's like 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.120 it's almost like it's a bit of a nap time. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.200 Yeah, Louis will be in his nap at that point. 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:31.520 There is no Louis, only Steve. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:33.120 Yeah, there is no Louis. Only Steve. 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:34.120 Are gettinghim a new car. 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:38.680 So funny you bring that up. You know, those like 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:45.120 yellow and we've red cars like there's no motor to 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:45.600 it of course. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.440 Yeah. Yeah, you push them around, you push them around. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:48.600 He had one, Alex had one. 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:52.720 Yeah. So we were over at Brian Donaldson. Thank you. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:57.440 Uh that guy and his son has one, and. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:58.680 We put you're still friends with them? 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:05.960 Yeah? I love Ryan, right, one of my favorite Oh 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:12.440 thank you, well, brilliant and his son has one. So 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:16.960 we put Louie in it and Louie loved it. Man boy, 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:19.760 so we uh we. He asked Santa for one and 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:25.480 Santa delivered it and Rocco. So my sources say, though 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:29.040 it's about a two and a half hour project putting 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:29.840 that thing together. 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.680 Oh yeah, you better start now, so good luck. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:34.760 I don't know if he's going to get an intact. 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:36.920 I think I'm gonna have to have Uncle Dob do it. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.720 Ryan volunteered to do it, but I've heard it's like 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.760 two and a half hours. Uncle Randy project, yeah, or 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:46.280 hot ass Randy. He's at Corey's. Though, if it takes. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:47.680 You two and a half hours put that thing together, 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:51.840 we need to check yourself. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:56.320 In Yesterday, my wife bought this. It's like this huge 0:15:56.560 --> 0:16:02.520 like playpen thing where she shop Zach dot com and 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:08.400 thank you. Like it's huge. It's like like five feet 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.600 by like six feet, it's huge. If that makes it 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:16.160 playpen and I put it together. I open up the box. 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:20.160 It was like forty parts. God, I am so I 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:23.600 was so irate. It was easy. It only took me 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:26.640 about twenty five minutes. But when every piece didn't work 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.160 the way I wanted it to, Oh was I mad? 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:29.840 That's the worst. 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:31.000 I'm a disaster. 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.200 You have no idea how bad I am at that stuff. 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:37.600 Yeah, and Mike, I think I think when Santa delivers 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:40.480 it on Christmas Eve night, I think we're gonna get 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:43.160 old Grandpa Lambert to put it together. 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.840 Yeah, if you want the old Uncle Christ to come over, 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:47.280 let me know. If I'm still with. 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:51.360 You, Yeah, I'll be dancing to Wicked Game, getting Zach 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:53.600 to hammer himself my question. 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:55.800 Yeah, break, that's the answer. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:59.880 When when Lily is able to speak and talk and 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:03.880 interact with people, he's almost there. How Hello, will he 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:08.160 address Randy? Will you introduce him as hot ass Randy 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:12.000 to your son? Oh? Yeah, he's met hot Ass Okay? Yeah, 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.880 Like I mean, is he gonna call uncle Randy hot 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:18.520 ass Randy? I mean maybe not at like three or 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.639 four years old, but eventually you will. Yeah, call him 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.560 harr hello, harrrror. 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:29.120 What if there is no one? The only Steve's first 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:29.640 words are. 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:35.200 Wow, min mistake. Well if you watched me, luckily he 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:37.239 wasn't there yesterday, because if you watch me put that 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:40.520 thing together, man, his first word is going to be god. 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:44.240 Yeah, it's not easy putting things together. 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:44.479 Oh. 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:47.040 I have such respect for people who do things like 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:48.040 that because I cannot do. 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:50.360 It, and you convince yourself, You're like, well, this is someone. 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:52.000 This is going to take like a half hour. I'm 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:53.320 an adults pieces. 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:54.199 Yeah, I'm an adult. 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:55.280 Yeah, I can do it. 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:56.240 I can do it. 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:57.760 It's a thousand pieces. 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.120 You can't believe the anger I had. No, you can't 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:02.600 believe it. 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:06.600 Same brother. There are guys that love that, though. Yeah, 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:08.680 yeah I wish I was. 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:12.000 I wish I could do that. Is that a huge wainer? 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:15.160 Yeah? I wish a lot of randy, but wishing. 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:16.680 One handy crap in the other. You know what you got? 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:21.879 Yeah, two dirty hands? Yeah. Wow, that's your dad's family. 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:23.320 That's on your family crest. 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:28.760 We have a family crest. Yeah, I prefer Colgate, be right, back. 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:34.800 Join Chris Hockey and Marnie Gillner tomorrow morning at Drecker 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:38.280 Brewing and Fargo Present in my belt Bank. Yeah, why 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:41.160 didn't you get pants on me? There as they join 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:43.520 the rest of the Powers Your Morning Show Live, plus 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:47.520 a special calling from North Dakota's Owan actor John John. 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:52.840 Oh my, Josh, do them ol John John, Josh, it's 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:56.800 he's a serial killer apparently. Tap room opens at six am. 0:18:56.840 --> 0:19:06.040 More dot Com cured calendar. That be sweet. Hey your 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:07.640 camera doesn't look like crap anymore. 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:10.960 Hey, hey, I'll be the judge of that. Let me 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:11.360 take a look. 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:14.080 See, let me take a look. See I'm having issues 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:16.800 like it doesn't like the camera, these cameras. I thought 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:18.960 it was just the one that he's normally on, but 0:19:20.160 --> 0:19:23.480 they have a hard time white balancing. 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:24.440 That's much better. 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:25.400 Yeah, that looks great. 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:26.320 There's a lot of white there. 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:28.840 Yeah, I mean I'm ugly, but no, you're not ugly. 0:19:28.880 --> 0:19:30.720 It's just there's a you have. There's a lot of 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:33.360 forehead there. Yeah, it has to balance that. 0:19:33.920 --> 0:19:36.160 I don't know where the forehead ends and the top 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:40.080 of my head starts. That's hot. 0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:41.480 What do you think at this point to where you 0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:43.480 think it might be his. Mine does the same thing. 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:46.000 Like here, that's probably about right. 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:46.880 Maybe here. 0:19:49.359 --> 0:19:50.399 Do you shave your head at all? 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:54.600 Yeah? On your own? My wife does it? 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:55.240 That's you really? 0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:56.520 Yeah? 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:58.399 Yeah, I shaved mine all the time. I have to 0:19:58.480 --> 0:19:59.720 do it every every other. 0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:02.399 Day now, And I feel bad because the guy that 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:04.439 I used to get my haircut from was awesome and 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.280 that I just decided because you did it, honestly, you 0:20:07.320 --> 0:20:11.040 did it. I'm like, well, if yeah, I can do it, 0:20:11.040 --> 0:20:13.360 it's the best one of the best decisions I've ever made. 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:15.280 And now I like, don't get my haircut or my 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:18.960 beard trimmed anymore. Oh, you return the favor. 0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:23.920 Yeah, it's been it's been a few years since I've 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:26.879 done snowcross, so it'd be good not to have to 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:28.200 worry about how my hair looks on you. 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:30.520 Yeah, when is that again? This week? 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:32.560