1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: What's up everybody? And welcome, Welcome, welcome. You have just 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 1: tuned in to Real Last on Real Radio one or 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: four point one. I'm your host tonight, mister James John 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: and I am joined in studio with my good friend, 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: my partner in crime, my brother. If you will, mister 6 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: Miguel Cologne, don't you forget about the junior because he 7 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 1: knows it. His daddy is. 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 2: What is going on? 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 1: Miguel? 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,759 Speaker 2: What up? Man? 11 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:25,280 Speaker 3: What up? 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,639 Speaker 4: Enjoy Real Last audience. I just want to thank you guys. 13 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 4: We're knocking on ten years doors James, we are, we 14 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 4: are knocking on. 15 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 2: We're a couple months away from ten years, and. 16 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 4: I mean, thank you guys. Frank you guys. We joke 17 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 4: about it, but we constantly joke. You know, there's five 18 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 4: people listening to whatever. Man, we've been on this air 19 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 4: for ten years. The station has given us so much love. 20 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 4: I want to thank Real Radio. You know we're knocking on. 21 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 4: Tell you a couple of months away. I don't want 22 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 4: to jakes ourselves, but also if any think we're whatever 23 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 4: happened to me? I wanted to get this saying this 24 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 4: out there. I've been blessed for close to ten years 25 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 4: to be able to do this radio show with my friends, 26 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 4: and the lineup has changed a little bit because of 27 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 4: people's careers and people have been able to go up. 28 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 4: And I want to thank Devin Sebol straight up absolutely for. 29 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 2: Putting this together. 30 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 4: It was Devin's idea, and Devin put this together and 31 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 4: made this happen. And then as his career blew up, 32 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 4: you know, he raised one wright away. 33 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 2: He had to, but it was it was right. You know, 34 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 2: we all feel that way about gurkhas Now. 35 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 1: I had a working with you, Miguel. You know how 36 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,119 Speaker 1: I feel about you, man, You're my brother, love to death. 37 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: And the fact we get to do what we do. 38 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: I tell everybody we. 39 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 2: Don't have real jobs, like we really don't. 40 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,919 Speaker 1: Man, we will do jobs together as far as comedy 41 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: shows amy, just so we can all hang out, because 42 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 1: to be this is not I know it's gonna sound arrogant, 43 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: but most people can't afford to put all three of 44 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: us on a show at once because because we just 45 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: come with a higher price tag. 46 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 2: So we'll take shows for. 47 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: Good people who we know are trying to do right 48 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: by us, just so we can hang out and have 49 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: a good time. So for us that's where we're at 50 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: right now. Me and Miguel made a pact, and you 51 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: can be part of this pack. Amy. We will no 52 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,919 Speaker 1: longer do shows where we won't have a good time. 53 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 1: We will no longer do shows where it's going to 54 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: be us fighting people in the audience because they're smoking hookah. 55 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: We will no longer do shows. 56 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 2: There's only one. 57 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 4: There's only one hoo I'll do as a show, and 58 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 4: that's Kevin Dean's Kevin Dean's One Yea. 59 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 5: I love that place, Yeah, because Kevin. 60 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 2: Dean runs a great room when it goes a great route. 61 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 4: But the first time I got booked there, I walked 62 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 4: in saw smoking hookah. 63 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,919 Speaker 2: I look at Kevin, I see you lying pieces. 64 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 5: What is it about hookah? Why is it a bad place? 65 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 4: Audience just suck because they're there to smoke hooka, not 66 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 4: listen to comedy. 67 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, they're there to. 68 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 4: Just pop on some hooga and talk to talk to 69 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 4: Alice in Wonderland and stuff, and. 70 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,519 Speaker 1: Not think about think about the act of hookah. If 71 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 1: you really wanted to smoke your smoking cigarette outside, come 72 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: back in and have a good time. Who could the 73 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: active look what I'm doing? Who was the active I'm 74 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: on display, so I like, if this was. 75 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 4: An opium den, I'd be like, let's crush me. 76 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 6: I did a kava bar and everybody was zooted out 77 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,519 Speaker 6: of their mind and I had to do twenty minutes 78 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 6: and I was really new and I get it got 79 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 6: like nineteen minutes and I was like, Jimmy, I've done. 80 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 5: It. 81 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 6: Was so hard because they were they were out, they 82 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 6: weren't there. It was worse than on weed because the 83 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 6: cava and the opioids, like it was another dimension that 84 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 6: I wasn't a part of. 85 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 5: I can't, I don't. I'm not able to do it. 86 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. 87 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 4: I just hooga laught hooga. The only no I can't 88 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 4: think of. I can't think think of every character you've 89 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 4: ever seen, Smoking Hookah, the the the Caterpillar, Alice in Wonderland. 90 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 4: He would suck to do an audience for Jaba the Hunt. 91 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 4: That be a very tough room. 92 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 3: Java. 93 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 5: Yeah doesn't laugh. 94 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 2: He kills you, kills you if he's not good. Plus, 95 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 2: I would crush it though. 96 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 4: I would come up there and be like the other 97 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 4: day a guy was telling me. 98 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 2: So whole crowd would rightly be like. 99 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 4: The band would start kicking it be talking to that 100 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 4: blue thing, and I'd be like, what's up man? 101 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 2: You got room here? 102 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 3: Girl? 103 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 2: What's up walking that joint? Ba ba fat? Oh? Mark? 104 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 2: What up? Well? Is that solo on the wall? That's weird. 105 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 2: I tell a joke and be like, you know why 106 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 2: you're gonna laugh? Why? 107 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 4: Because trust Java. Let's take the barge out tomorrow. Let's 108 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 4: take let's Starlac Dog, Let's Sorlac bro never get the 109 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:55,919 Speaker 4: perform you. 110 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,599 Speaker 2: I would do Java's Palace. You're right, Java's Palace. 111 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,840 Speaker 1: Would yell at Luke at the end of Return of 112 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 1: the Jedi. You're ruining the party, Luke. 113 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 2: Hey, you yelling people? And how are we gonna get home? Now? 114 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 2: You think about that, Luke. Oh you gotta ride too. 115 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 4: I walk in that joint, I'd be like, oh, hey, Lando, 116 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 4: what you're doing here? 117 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 2: Playing when you wear a mask? Hey, y'all notice my 118 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 2: dogg land though. Man, we used us, we used the 119 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 2: kick in the cloud. Say I take the mask off job. 120 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 2: It is my dude. It's my dude. Man, he's one 121 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 2: of the three blacks in space. That's my dude. 122 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: Man, tall guy with the big lips. 123 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 4: Hey, Leah, what's up, girl, I noticed weird you're chained 124 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,040 Speaker 4: up right now, I get a picture. I don't I 125 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 4: never met a princess. 126 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 2: How hey, hey, don't even day boma. Don't spark that yet. 127 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 2: Don't spark that. Be there. I'll be this. 128 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,840 Speaker 4: Real cool princess. This is so this very night. Man, 129 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:02,159 Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm at Prince is Leah. Also real 130 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 4: sorry about Alder. Let me know if you want me 131 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 4: do a benefit show or something like that, donate. I 132 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 4: will donate my time. Give me just a chewbaga. Listen, man, 133 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 4: we go back. I'm gonna figure something out. I'm gonna 134 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 4: figure something. 135 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,239 Speaker 7: I'm gonna get you out of here, but just be cool, 136 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 7: just bumma, don't smart that yet. 137 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 2: But hold on, man, how you wiling you? Will it? 138 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 2: Do a bump, dog, do a bump or something. I'm 139 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,720 Speaker 2: gonna figure this. Shout, I gotta go. I'mnna get you 140 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 2: out of here though. We go back, man, we go 141 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,840 Speaker 2: back there. I'm gonna I'm gonna go eat some. 142 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 4: Frogs with Jaba real quick, because nobodyed me to sit 143 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 4: at this table. Never butch nobody sit the table. And 144 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,039 Speaker 4: he was like, hey, come eat some frogs. When me player, 145 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 4: let's talk about some future dates. He's got some parties 146 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 4: lining up future. That's what I take the mask up laying, 147 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 4: don't stop walling. 148 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 2: Hey, that's my dude. Man, I don't know what he's 149 00:06:56,560 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 2: is that look Skywalker, that's it. 150 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:05,600 Speaker 4: If everybody's party, I'm texting people player, you're not going 151 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 4: to believe who is here, Luke Skywalker, jobs party, Han 152 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 4: Solos on the wall. 153 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 2: That dude's still crying because there's Ragnar Rocks. Dad. That's horrible. 154 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 4: Me and the pig dudes we're talking about getting a 155 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 4: little bit of space blow and walling up. 156 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 2: This This is this is the party. Man, where are you? Oh? 157 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 2: You had some billionaires island with Bill Clinton? That's car. 158 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 4: We're both at the best parties we could be at. 159 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 4: That's what's Oh tell Stephen Hawk and I said, what's up? Man? 160 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: And oh damn, we built the Death Star. 161 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 4: I'm also heads up we might be getting booked for 162 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 4: this alder On benefit. 163 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 1: What a. 164 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 2: What a day. We're both having great parties. Oh what 165 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 2: a day? 166 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,960 Speaker 1: God, But imagine Epstein in the Star Wars Galaxy. 167 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 2: Job was like, Job was looking at me. He's like Epstein, 168 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 2: I know, I know he is a little creepy, right, 169 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,680 Speaker 2: twelve years sold? Yeah, I agree, Yeah, yeah, I agree. 170 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 4: We don't need any of that around here. That. Yeah, 171 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 4: we don't stand for that abody to feed something to 172 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 4: the Rand Corps. 173 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 2: Took you all the way. 174 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 4: Why because his friend owed the Space Mafia money and 175 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 4: didn't want to pay him. 176 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, did Jaba hold his end of the bargain. 177 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, But Han Solo was a crook man. 178 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 4: He was ripped off the Space Mafia and now it's there, 179 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 4: and they gave him multiple chances, and. 180 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 2: Then they didn't even kill him. 181 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 1: They just turned him into furniture like a gentleman. 182 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 4: Imagine being Han Solo's lawyer and that be like, all right, listen, kid, 183 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 4: you got a deal on the table that we're gonna take. 184 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 2: Originally they were gonna three you in the sarlot. 185 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 4: I said, ah, oh not, my boy talked it out. 186 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,680 Speaker 2: Two thousand years of furniture. 187 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 1: Not mad. 188 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 4: You're gonna go in, You're gonna wake up, you're gonna 189 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 4: come out. Everybody he loves gonna be dead. Yeah, but 190 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,440 Speaker 4: it's like you do two days. The day you go in, 191 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,160 Speaker 4: the day you go out. You know, that's it. 192 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,680 Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah. I would recommend this too. 193 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,319 Speaker 4: Happy thoughts while they freeze you, and I think you're 194 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 4: just gonna have fun. 195 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,680 Speaker 2: Dreams the whole time. Yeah, fun drink put on real 196 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,400 Speaker 2: quick both, but chill up. No, I'm gonna be there. Man. 197 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 4: You got hey, he got some e walk fire. We're 198 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,520 Speaker 4: by the blast Off hid best of luck to you. 199 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 2: Uh. I have send Margaret up the money for me, 200 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:44,880 Speaker 2: and we're good to go. 201 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, my jam But I like to remix with Kendrick. 202 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,800 Speaker 2: But yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what's up. That's 203 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,840 Speaker 2: what you know. Leah had hips like that. 204 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,720 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, everybody. I loved the realization. At some 205 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,280 Speaker 1: point they should have the Star Wars universe. Wait a minute, 206 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 1: y'all know that Luke and Leah were related. Yeah, and 207 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:10,840 Speaker 1: they still made. 208 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:13,240 Speaker 2: Out and caught her. He caught her stuck in the 209 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,800 Speaker 2: space washing machine. 210 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 1: Stepsister called the wad. 211 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,160 Speaker 4: And what's crazy is out of all the characters in 212 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,600 Speaker 4: Star Wars. 213 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 6: Like. 214 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 2: Jaba was pretty legit. 215 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,480 Speaker 1: He didn't do anything wrong. 216 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 2: You didn't do anything wrong. 217 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:37,959 Speaker 1: He followed the rules of what his occupation. 218 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,839 Speaker 2: Howso I didn't pay him. He followed the rule hosso 219 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,359 Speaker 2: didn't pay him. So he turned put him in carbonite. 220 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,120 Speaker 2: Uh Leah live potent. 221 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,440 Speaker 4: She was a bounty hunter snuck in there, so he 222 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,839 Speaker 4: gave her a sexy outfit, which is very sugar daddy ish. 223 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 1: He's a feminist. 224 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,359 Speaker 2: He's a feminist. 225 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:58,720 Speaker 4: And then you know Luke Skywalker came in there to 226 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 4: negotiate and then tried to pull some tricks. Yes, so 227 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 4: Java did all this and then also, mind you, he 228 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 4: let everybody crashed the night at his house because they 229 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 4: were drinking and then took him. 230 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 2: Out on the boat. 231 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,760 Speaker 4: Yes, bro, Java, that's where it's at. 232 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 2: Correct, Like you just walk up to the palace, You 233 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,360 Speaker 2: just knock on the door. Some roll. 234 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, here's the Java. 235 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,800 Speaker 2: Illustrious job of the Hut. Miguel Colode in the Real Lives. 236 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:38,840 Speaker 7: Crew, what that butt do? Yeah, hey job, I can 237 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 7: some merch here? Oh man, this is can I do 238 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,640 Speaker 7: a tight five that? 239 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:46,520 Speaker 3: He may? 240 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,760 Speaker 1: Let me ask you. We're nerds, we're geeks. I am 241 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,480 Speaker 1: through and through. Is there anything that you geek out about? Like? 242 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 1: What this gets Amy excited besides the thought of a 243 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,080 Speaker 1: real family. 244 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,920 Speaker 6: Well, the thing is, I've never seen any Star Wars. 245 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,199 Speaker 6: I've never seen one. 246 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,360 Speaker 2: Wow, but Amy walk out of the room. You laughed 247 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,719 Speaker 2: at nothing. You lied to us, Amy, you. 248 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:09,840 Speaker 5: Were putting on a nice show, migul. I was enjoying 249 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,880 Speaker 5: the show you were doing. 250 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,320 Speaker 1: Is there anything you geek about? 251 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,239 Speaker 6: And I did when I was a kid watch Spaceballs 252 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 6: many many times, and I didn't know it was a parody, 253 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 6: so none of those. 254 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 2: Jokes hit the way they should. I just enjoyed it. 255 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,280 Speaker 5: I thought it was funny. 256 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 6: There's so many jokes in Spaceballs that were silly and funny. 257 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 5: As like a six year old I was. 258 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,839 Speaker 6: It was great, so all the like a lot of years, 259 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 6: I thought I had seen Star Wars, but it was actually. 260 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,400 Speaker 4: I like Bad Bunny Super Bowl Show because I thought 261 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 4: the gibberish was silly. 262 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 5: Colors were nice. On Bad Bunny, it was good colors. 263 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 5: The colors were nice, the dancing was nice. Oh you guys, 264 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,240 Speaker 5: Spaceball was so. 265 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 6: Good and so funny that I didn't even need to 266 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 6: see the Star Wars. 267 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:02,320 Speaker 2: Yes you, oh my, and you have the reference. 268 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,559 Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know how many people that love 269 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,760 Speaker 1: Star Wars are like cursing right now at the radio. 270 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:08,559 Speaker 4: I have to. 271 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 2: Oh, yes, okay, it. 272 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: Had of course she saw alien. It had a female lead. 273 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 6: No, my my real husband's favorite. One of his favorite 274 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 6: movies is Aliens, so he made me watch Alien and Aliens, 275 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,360 Speaker 6: and yes, I love it. 276 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 2: Aliens is incredible. 277 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:29,320 Speaker 4: Yes, man, I always had whatever whatever, like executives make 278 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,200 Speaker 4: that decision like nobody, nobody wants to see an action 279 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 4: movie with a female lead. I'm like, yeah, because Alien 280 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,319 Speaker 4: and Aliens weren't or Terminator. 281 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,559 Speaker 5: Terminator two I love. 282 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:43,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you think that were Black Widow. They we 283 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,200 Speaker 2: saying thats why they didn't want to make a. 284 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,960 Speaker 4: Black widow movie for a while, because they're like, people 285 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,360 Speaker 4: aren't gonna want to see like a female. 286 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 2: Actually, I'm like, do it right and we'll go. 287 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: We'll go. 288 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 2: It was a great movie. 289 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 6: I remember when Terminator two came out because I hadn't 290 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,240 Speaker 6: seen Terminator one because I was too young, and I 291 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,080 Speaker 6: love Terminator two. 292 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,240 Speaker 5: We watched it over and over and over again. But 293 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,480 Speaker 5: like I have tried to watch Star Wars. 294 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 6: But I'm the kind of person if I didn't start 295 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,319 Speaker 6: at the beginning, I won't go back and watch. 296 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,080 Speaker 5: And it came out before I was born, and then I. 297 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 6: Tried to like get it in the nineties. 298 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 1: I just came back and all that stuff. But you 299 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,200 Speaker 1: just couldn't get into it. 300 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,480 Speaker 5: I just couldn't. I just couldn't do it. 301 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 6: I have read about it, so I do know some 302 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 6: of the references. And then I watched a lot of 303 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,240 Speaker 6: Family Guy, and I watched the Family Guy Star Wars stuff, 304 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 6: so I get some of the jokes he's saying, but 305 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,720 Speaker 6: not enough to like go in there and riff with 306 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 6: them and make him like, you know, like you don't 307 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 6: know what you're talking about? 308 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 5: Stoke did bozer? 309 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 1: Okay, well we're going to take a short break, and 310 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,960 Speaker 1: then while we're doing that, Amy's gonna explain why she 311 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:39,440 Speaker 1: hates Star Wars culture. Right back, Real Last, Real Radio, one. 312 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 3: Of four point one. 313 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,960 Speaker 1: Welcome back, everybody you are still listening to Real Last 314 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,320 Speaker 1: on Real Radio. I'm your host Jame John Joy, micgil 315 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,760 Speaker 1: Cloon Junior, and Amy LeCour who apparently hates all Star Wars 316 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 1: culture and fun. So never seen a Star Wars movie? Okay, Hey, 317 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you another question, a very relevant question 318 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 1: about a cultural movie that changed a lot of people's lives. 319 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: And if you haven't seen it, there's gonna be there's 320 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 1: gonna be some kind of repercussion. Have you ever seen Roots? 321 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 4: No? 322 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,800 Speaker 5: That was on before I was born too. 323 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,280 Speaker 4: It does not matter, Amy, Amy, you don't have you 324 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 4: don't have to watch Roots. 325 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,520 Speaker 2: It just it's a little upity. 326 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 6: I know about it, and when I haven't seen something, 327 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,560 Speaker 6: I will read about it so I can, like know 328 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,480 Speaker 6: about the Zeigeist. 329 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: Okay, things gotchas a couple of you know some of 330 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,480 Speaker 1: the references. Do you think they made some good points 331 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 1: in it? 332 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 4: Like I think I think it's a little one sided. 333 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 4: I'd like to see it from the other perspective. It 334 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:58,920 Speaker 4: would be called. 335 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:03,119 Speaker 2: Purchase God. 336 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:09,720 Speaker 1: Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, God bless you now. 337 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 2: Amy. 338 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,520 Speaker 5: You had a question about what I nerd out about? 339 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,520 Speaker 1: What do you nerd out about? What makes I want 340 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 1: to know? Because you've never seen Star Wars? What makes 341 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,320 Speaker 1: Amy nerd out like something you love? 342 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,160 Speaker 5: Did you geek out stand up comedy? 343 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,680 Speaker 6: I really do like, Okay, the history of commentary. 344 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,720 Speaker 5: The history of stand up comedy. 345 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,640 Speaker 6: I will watch a documentary. I will rewatch stand up 346 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 6: over and over again. 347 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 1: From okay, Okay, I'll give you this. 348 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 5: Thousands like I love that kind of stuff. So that's 349 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,280 Speaker 5: what I nerd out about the most. 350 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,560 Speaker 6: And then this year I've been watching all the Oscar movies. 351 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 6: I've been trying to watch all the Oscar movies this 352 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,280 Speaker 6: year before the Oscar, so I've been nerding out about 353 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:46,920 Speaker 6: that this year. 354 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: And Okay, now I'm gonna come back to that Oscar question. 355 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,680 Speaker 1: I want to ask you something about movies. But tell 356 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,680 Speaker 1: me if you love excuse me, if you love comedy, 357 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 1: you love learning about it, You'll watch documentaries whatnot, You'll 358 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 1: watch specials. Who's Amy's favorite comedians? Hmmm? 359 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 5: One of my first ones was Sindbad. I loved kay. 360 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,439 Speaker 2: We all grew up on it. 361 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,920 Speaker 1: Was it the HBO specials that you we all did, yeh. 362 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 4: Because because you could watch it as a kid, your 363 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,159 Speaker 4: family would watch it with you. You wouldn't have to 364 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,439 Speaker 4: be like delirious to somethinghere you had to like with 365 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 4: a cool uncle. 366 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,639 Speaker 1: Or that one questionable priest. 367 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,119 Speaker 4: Are you sure, father, O'Malley, just have a little beard. 368 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,280 Speaker 4: Watch it, man, You're so cool cool. 369 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 5: And he was you know, like you could. 370 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 6: You can say and bad stuff, like you know, like 371 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,439 Speaker 6: when he was dancing in the club and like the 372 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 6: old man with the one leg and like you know, 373 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 6: there were just so many parts about Simbad and he 374 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,879 Speaker 6: was just so funny. 375 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,080 Speaker 5: And I again being six years old and making me 376 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,560 Speaker 5: laugh and my dad laugh. 377 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,919 Speaker 6: So when we got HBO is when we started watching that, 378 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 6: like you know, Seinfeld and Alan and stuff like that. 379 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,920 Speaker 5: But I remember watching Simbad over and over and over again. 380 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 2: Has had a dope stand up special she did. 381 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,800 Speaker 1: It was that Ellen Degenerous. I'm trying to think of 382 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 1: the one you're talking about. 383 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,800 Speaker 2: Degenerous? Was it here? 384 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: And now what's it called? 385 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:11,239 Speaker 2: No, it was called tell de Generous, Yeah it was. 386 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,680 Speaker 4: I remember the big joke the big jokes remember, is 387 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,320 Speaker 4: about the bee chasing her in the park. Yes, and 388 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:19,560 Speaker 4: then starts to ended up dancing and then she's like, 389 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,680 Speaker 4: next thing I know, she's like, I'm dancing trying to 390 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,720 Speaker 4: get away from this bee. 391 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,120 Speaker 2: She's like, and I'm doing so good. 392 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:25,840 Speaker 4: Next thing I know, she's like, there's five black dudes 393 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,919 Speaker 4: behind me dancing. 394 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,240 Speaker 1: You know. 395 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 4: She's like, somebody's got a hat down and we made 396 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:33,240 Speaker 4: two hundred dollars to split it with the black dudes, 397 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,080 Speaker 4: but we're coming back. 398 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,360 Speaker 1: Oh. The one thing I remember about the sand Bad 399 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,959 Speaker 1: specials was the fact he did all those jokes clean, 400 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 1: all those jokes clean, and he killed He's energy bad. 401 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 1: I was like God, and he came out with like 402 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,160 Speaker 1: four or five of those rights. 403 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,040 Speaker 4: A bad thing about this. This is why sit back 404 00:18:55,160 --> 00:19:00,239 Speaker 4: Guess gets goats status. Uh, four or five HBO specials. Uh, 405 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,879 Speaker 4: great role on a different world. Yeah, he had his 406 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 4: own show, which was a really good show. Good movies, 407 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:13,560 Speaker 4: jingle all the way House guests. I forget the one 408 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 4: where he was a secret service agent. 409 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 1: Uh that's a good one. Yeah. 410 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 4: You know, man Simbads no scandals still, you know, I 411 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,520 Speaker 4: know he's sick. 412 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 2: Right now, and God blessed him, bless him. 413 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:25,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. 414 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,080 Speaker 4: But up until maybe like five ten years ago, he 415 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 4: was still touring all the time. 416 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,920 Speaker 1: He was Symbad man. 417 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,480 Speaker 5: Kid kids in the audience. I remember that, you know 418 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 5: that one he talked. 419 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,240 Speaker 6: He always would talk about all the different aspects of 420 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,359 Speaker 6: the family, right, like he doug about the woman and 421 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:43,840 Speaker 6: the kid, like he just got the whole picture of 422 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,560 Speaker 6: his world, and like that storytelling. And again, to be 423 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,879 Speaker 6: that young and to be able to just be so fascinated. 424 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,919 Speaker 6: But I was fascinated by all stand up. 425 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,120 Speaker 5: After I watched him, I. 426 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:56,080 Speaker 4: Got to see I got to see Simbad live and 427 00:19:56,240 --> 00:20:02,040 Speaker 4: Tony Tony Tony Live. I thought Carolina the MWR put 428 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,159 Speaker 4: on a show. Yeah, they put on a show after 429 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 4: a desert storm. 430 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,760 Speaker 2: Uh, they put on like a free shows like, hey, your. 431 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,879 Speaker 4: Dad's back and he's he's gonna be different, but we 432 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 4: got so bad. 433 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, so funny. 434 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, don't don't touch Hi when he's asleep. But 435 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,280 Speaker 4: some of you guys, your mom had a friend that 436 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,840 Speaker 4: would come by. Uh, he can't come over anymore. 437 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 2: No, but you dad's back, Yeah, yeah he can't come over. 438 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,640 Speaker 5: No, what about y'all? 439 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,960 Speaker 6: What's your favorite? Do you have your favorite favorites? Is 440 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 6: your favorite favorite stand ups? 441 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:40,520 Speaker 2: Well? 442 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:44,120 Speaker 1: I like discovering new people to love, like I love 443 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 1: all the greats, like you know, the people I've gotten 444 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,679 Speaker 1: to see, like bucket list people I've gotten to see. 445 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,640 Speaker 1: I saw my wife, God bless her from my from 446 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,920 Speaker 1: one of our anniversaries. Took me to see Dave Chappelle 447 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,480 Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle's on my Mount rushmore so to see him 448 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 1: work and to see how proficient as a comedian he 449 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:05,320 Speaker 1: truly is, was insane. Was that dude is so funny? Funny? 450 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:08,960 Speaker 1: I saw Chris Rock perform, who was one of my goats, too, 451 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:14,320 Speaker 1: Just amazing seeing how his brain works was crazy and 452 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,639 Speaker 1: it was right after the slap, so I got to 453 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,040 Speaker 1: say yeah. So it was dope to see that him 454 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: addressed that. That was really good. But there's there's so 455 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,560 Speaker 1: many people that I'm starting to admire now. Like Miguel 456 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 1: puts me on the people like Jame, you know this person, 457 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,119 Speaker 1: I'm like no, because they'll be younger and it'll be like, 458 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,800 Speaker 1: look this person up and they're so funny, and he's right. 459 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 1: Quinn Dale does I don't know if you ever heard 460 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 1: of quin Dale, look him up, please write it down. 461 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,119 Speaker 1: He does a lot of racial jokes to bring you 462 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,680 Speaker 1: together and be funny. He did a joke he's like, look, man, 463 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 1: they say that guns don't kill. They say guns don't 464 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,520 Speaker 1: kill people. People kill people. So if people get shot, 465 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,200 Speaker 1: we shouldn't get rid of our guns. The same way 466 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,119 Speaker 1: we have so many auto depths in this world. We 467 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 1: have a lot of auto accidents. That doesn't mean we 468 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: need to get rid of Chinese people, bro. And it's 469 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,480 Speaker 1: always misdirection. Like he had a joke. He's like, man, 470 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,000 Speaker 1: I took that one test and I found out that 471 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 1: I'm I have a percentage of me this black. You 472 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,800 Speaker 1: guys heard of the test before Yeah, it's called a 473 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:28,840 Speaker 1: credit report and Quinn Dale is absolutely hilarious. Look him up, man, 474 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 1: I love finding new people like that. What's the girl's 475 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,919 Speaker 1: name that's nervous? Was on kill Tony. She's skinny and blonde, 476 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,080 Speaker 1: but she's so very funny. She's on a bunch of 477 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,439 Speaker 1: podcasts right now. She started off on kill Tony with 478 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,040 Speaker 1: this nervous little character that she does. And I can't 479 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,919 Speaker 1: remember her name, but I've seen some quotes. 480 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,400 Speaker 2: Oh oh, Christina Marrianni. 481 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:53,639 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that girl is hysterical. Man. She did a 482 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,560 Speaker 1: joke about black heresy. I'm going to try to recite 483 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,199 Speaker 1: it real quick. She goes, you know, I learned that, 484 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,119 Speaker 1: you know, racism can be you know, and inherent. It 485 00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,439 Speaker 1: could be something passed down which is internal because I 486 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 1: know it because I feel that way sometimes, Like there 487 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,199 Speaker 1: was a black guy walking towards me on the street 488 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,920 Speaker 1: and I immediately grabbed my purse and I knew better, 489 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:22,199 Speaker 1: Like I can't actually purchase him. Like bro, I'm like, 490 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:26,680 Speaker 1: that's funny as hell anytime you can can when I 491 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,240 Speaker 1: don't see it coming, and it's an original joke, I 492 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,720 Speaker 1: get excited to see that, man. So yeah, so shout 493 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,199 Speaker 1: out to those two people like Miguel, who do you 494 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,439 Speaker 1: have right now that I know you shift, You're like 495 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,400 Speaker 1: for a moment, you'll be like I like this person. 496 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,240 Speaker 1: That's what I'm watching. 497 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I mean, I continue to like the other ones. 498 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,720 Speaker 4: Pursuit Andrea Jin. I love Andrea Jin right now, a 499 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 4: pleasure of working. 500 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 2: With her in Tampa area. She is fire. 501 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,399 Speaker 4: Sophie Boodles, Really, Sophie Boodle's got one of my favorite 502 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 4: just quick jokes. She's Canadian and she's like, I'm really 503 00:23:54,560 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 4: excited to see America. I know this is its final season. Yeah, 504 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,920 Speaker 4: that's just that's just that's just such a fire ass joke. 505 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,440 Speaker 4: And then like like one of my all time favorites. 506 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,600 Speaker 4: Besides the goats. Let's just say we all know the 507 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:19,240 Speaker 4: goats are there, right, Like we all know Carlin pror uh, 508 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,439 Speaker 4: you know, Chris Rock. The goats are there. There's some people, 509 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,120 Speaker 4: there's some people that I think comics will call goats 510 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,760 Speaker 4: that other people who are just casual comedian, comedy listeners 511 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,080 Speaker 4: or not in the business wouldn't call goats. 512 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,360 Speaker 2: But I will go records. 513 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 4: David Lah I love David every. 514 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,160 Speaker 2: Time I vet David Tel He's David Tel. 515 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,879 Speaker 4: There is no difference between David Tel on stage than 516 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,479 Speaker 4: off stage. And it's not because he's like and I'm 517 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,959 Speaker 4: not talking to smack about Robin Williams. 518 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,560 Speaker 2: But it's not because he's like a Robin Williams. He's 519 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,240 Speaker 2: always on. 520 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,320 Speaker 4: But it's because when David Tel's on stage, that's David. 521 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,000 Speaker 1: L correct, he's nobody. 522 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,600 Speaker 2: Old joke, old. 523 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,919 Speaker 4: Joke from when he was first like on TV and 524 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,600 Speaker 4: he was talking about there's nothing like seeing America about 525 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 4: hitch hiking. 526 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 2: That's the way to do it, hitch hiking. He's like, 527 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,680 Speaker 2: just you the open road, you're tied up in that trunk. 528 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,560 Speaker 2: He's like, he goes and the whole. 529 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 4: Ride you got the jack rubbing against your ass or 530 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,560 Speaker 4: whatever his name was. 531 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,000 Speaker 5: He's so good. I got to interview him in college. 532 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,320 Speaker 6: I used to write for a magazine in college and 533 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 6: I got to interview him and he was amazing and 534 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,720 Speaker 6: nice and fun, hilarious. 535 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,640 Speaker 2: It's the nicest. 536 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,119 Speaker 4: Him and Jeff Ross are two of the nicest human 537 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,360 Speaker 4: beings you'll ever meet. 538 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,600 Speaker 1: That's crazy. 539 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:37,680 Speaker 2: They they are amazing. 540 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,120 Speaker 4: Jeff ross Is. I love Jeff ross Man. I love 541 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,440 Speaker 4: Jeff Ross and David Tell. I tell you this much. 542 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:50,760 Speaker 4: Colin Quinn another dude. So much so when Colin Quinn's 543 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,720 Speaker 4: character passed away in the movie train Wreck, it made 544 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,879 Speaker 4: me sad because I was like, Colin Quinn's gonna die. 545 00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm watch him. 546 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,040 Speaker 5: I'm just such a good job in it too. 547 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 1: It was I grew up watching him. Man, God, bless man, 548 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,320 Speaker 1: Colin Quinn. That takes me back, takes it back to 549 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,879 Speaker 1: a little bit. So what I do like doing nowadays 550 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,080 Speaker 1: is going to see certain guys I want to see 551 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 1: before they're gone. Like I do want to see some 552 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,399 Speaker 1: of the greats. 553 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,080 Speaker 2: Hey, go see Taylor Tomlinson, gast. 554 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,359 Speaker 1: Okay, you told me that. You told me that. 555 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,080 Speaker 2: Oh, Taylor Thomlinson's so good. Taylor Thomlinson's so good. 556 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 4: I just her joke when she says that, you know 557 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 4: she's got bipolar disorder and dads don't know how amy 558 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,280 Speaker 4: have you ever seen Taylor Thomlinson. Oh yeah, I love her. Yeah, 559 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,520 Speaker 4: she says, we got bipolar disorder. She's like, my dad 560 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,480 Speaker 4: didn't know how to talk to me about it. He 561 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,639 Speaker 4: just said, Taylor, do you ever find yourself in a 562 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,560 Speaker 4: situation where you're feeling weird and don't know how to 563 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,480 Speaker 4: react to everybody. Just get as far away from everybody 564 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 4: as you can and lock yourself in a room until 565 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,160 Speaker 4: it's done. She says, that's not advice for bipolar disorder, 566 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,560 Speaker 4: that's advice for were wolves. 567 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: That's a great, great, dam god bless man. I saw 568 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 1: love it. So I love learning new people. Amy, one 569 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,920 Speaker 1: of the people I actually like seeing, lives a bashi man. 570 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:11,479 Speaker 1: Scalco loves yeah bro. So he reminds me of like 571 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 1: a bunch of different Italian guys. I know, you know 572 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,119 Speaker 1: what I mean, like Dean, you know, Deana Allato. I 573 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,240 Speaker 1: love Italians when they talk to me because I can't 574 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,920 Speaker 1: just be James. They gotta make me Italian. Like when 575 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,320 Speaker 1: you see Dean see me. He doesn't say hey James, 576 00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,520 Speaker 1: He's like, hey, Jimmy, come over here. 577 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:34,120 Speaker 2: Look at you. That st of a bit, right, I swear, 578 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,000 Speaker 2: I swear that christ this one here. He wants to 579 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 2: come in the front door. That's fine. 580 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,760 Speaker 4: They let the neighbors see, you know, I don't they 581 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,440 Speaker 4: know no, Hey, hey, my dad fought in the war. 582 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:57,200 Speaker 2: He fought with the man. They are almost people thing. 583 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 4: I mean, Cecilia are pretty much them. On James get 584 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 4: a little you know, get a little place. 585 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:13,400 Speaker 7: You want some scott Yeah, yeah, what. 586 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,440 Speaker 2: Ma, James is here, fry up some watermelon or something? 587 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:23,680 Speaker 2: What they Hey, and my grandfather. He's gonna say some things. 588 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,040 Speaker 4: But don't don't take it hard, you know, O, you know, 589 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 4: you know he gotta he had a mouthful. 590 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,200 Speaker 2: Hey, Grandpa, what I tell you? This is one of 591 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,119 Speaker 2: the good wounds. 592 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:37,160 Speaker 4: Okay, he's gonna die. 593 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,000 Speaker 1: He's not trying to like date my daughter. 594 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,800 Speaker 4: He's just yeah, yeah, hey, no, Hector can't come over 595 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,760 Speaker 4: right now. My grandmother's hard to explode if I got 596 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 4: to perto rican into black enow, I. 597 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 2: Will come over tomorrow. He's good too. 598 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 4: It's just you know, doing them and the next thing, 599 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,720 Speaker 4: you know, she's praying all the saints. 600 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,240 Speaker 2: Grandpa. You can't, Hey, you can't talk to him like that. 601 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:04,640 Speaker 2: He's emancipated. He's a free man. You know what peeeds 602 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 2: me off? James? How racist they are in the South. 603 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:12,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys do all right. Hey, on that note, 604 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,960 Speaker 1: don't go anywhere. We'll be right back maybe if we 605 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,640 Speaker 1: don't get shut down right here from Real Labs, Real 606 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:35,480 Speaker 1: Radio one O four point one, Welcome back, everybody. You 607 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,040 Speaker 1: are still listening to Real Labs on Real Radio one 608 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 1: O four point one. I'm still your host, mister James John. 609 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 1: We are your night cap of comedy, joined in studio 610 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,080 Speaker 1: with mss Amy Lecor from the Pillow four podcast and 611 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,080 Speaker 1: mister Miguel Cologne, a junior. Don't forget about the junior 612 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,920 Speaker 1: who knows who is daddy is? Now, Amy, I want 613 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,080 Speaker 1: to do something with you now. We've all come to 614 00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:00,560 Speaker 1: know you, and we've realized that you are notoriously white. 615 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,040 Speaker 1: It's something that you reveal to us in a moment 616 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 1: of weakness and strength. You want to use the word 617 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,520 Speaker 1: power and white white power. 618 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 6: I don't know, yes, keep going please, okay, okay, missus. 619 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,080 Speaker 1: Kirk really care. 620 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,680 Speaker 5: I don't have a Republican face, but go on, what. 621 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,840 Speaker 1: Does Republican face look like? Amy? 622 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,640 Speaker 2: What is it? 623 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,520 Speaker 6: It's a diadelong hair, and then it's like a matte finish, 624 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,320 Speaker 6: and then it's like an iced lip and then a 625 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 6: real like messed up like god like. 626 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 5: Eye like liner, black under eyeliner. That's all kind of crusty. 627 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,040 Speaker 2: Amy. 628 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,560 Speaker 4: You're you're one blue dye job and a sceptem piecing 629 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 4: except and piercing away from me being like I can't 630 00:30:55,160 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 4: talk to her about anything. On Thanksgiving, I'm like, I saw, 631 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,160 Speaker 4: I saw these really good I saw this really good 632 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,240 Speaker 4: movie yesterday. Oh yeah, the film industry, the misogynist, race 633 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,120 Speaker 4: hating film industry. I'm like, it was, it was Ryan Coogler, 634 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,320 Speaker 4: it was it was all black casts. You have black 635 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:19,800 Speaker 4: men Queen Latifa in a scene because she's light skin. 636 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,240 Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what to do here. 637 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,080 Speaker 1: I don't know where to go with this. I don't 638 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,880 Speaker 1: know what I'm doing anymore. 639 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:33,520 Speaker 2: Like Rodney Dangerfield, Oh you would I do? Yeah, we know, 640 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,320 Speaker 2: we know. 641 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,280 Speaker 1: Huh you go plain his jokes? Let me go ahead, 642 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,480 Speaker 1: come on, go ahead. 643 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,680 Speaker 2: You know what I can't stand. 644 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,920 Speaker 4: I can't stand people who think they can use their 645 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:50,680 Speaker 4: power and violence to get whatever they want. Like he 646 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:57,120 Speaker 4: murders somebody, an evil monster, my caw cart. 647 00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,400 Speaker 1: Right back in the days when medieval people killed, you know, 648 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,120 Speaker 1: knights killed dragons, they were heroes. 649 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. 650 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,960 Speaker 4: Also knights encroached on dragon's territory. 651 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 5: Also the deal that they used was not fair use. 652 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, so why don't you think about that? 653 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,920 Speaker 1: Amy, Like if you don't, if you don't do a 654 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,200 Speaker 1: joke about what damn it if you don't do a 655 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,320 Speaker 1: joke about Medieval Times and. 656 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,640 Speaker 5: Is today? Rue was at Medieval Times today? Actually was? 657 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,240 Speaker 5: That's what they're doing for Valentine's Day. 658 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,080 Speaker 4: Wait, wait a minute, we better watch out for Medieval 659 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,200 Speaker 4: Times because they're they're full on in character. They see 660 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 4: her just talking about anything, like they see her reading, They're. 661 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:49,240 Speaker 1: Like, what, wait, I think we stumbled onto something here? 662 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,480 Speaker 1: Did you say that Rue? For Valentine's Day? Wanted to 663 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,480 Speaker 1: pick the most romantic spot she could find in Orlando 664 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,400 Speaker 1: and said, oh, I got it, Medieval Times. 665 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,320 Speaker 5: It's prov She loves improv. We all love a good 666 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,040 Speaker 5: improv show. 667 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 4: Don't ever call Medieval Times improv. 668 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,479 Speaker 2: Don't get it up. 669 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 5: It's an improvised show. Beautiful, beautiful time, and it's improvised show. 670 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,680 Speaker 2: It's pretty much all play. You think it's an improvised 671 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,520 Speaker 2: sword fight? You know what improvised sword fights? Real sword fights. 672 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, you were there, you worked there. 673 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,680 Speaker 1: We have a friend that used to be the princess, 674 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,880 Speaker 1: the queen yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and Amy, I know 675 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 1: the king there falconer Yeah, always. 676 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,040 Speaker 6: Think or right right? 677 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,280 Speaker 5: What's the question, what's the white lady question? 678 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? 679 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 1: Well, I just wanted to offer my services each time 680 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,400 Speaker 1: you're on the show and give you some culture and 681 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,920 Speaker 1: teach you some things, like you've already experienced bad Bunny 682 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,000 Speaker 1: and you said you thoroughly enjoyed it. You're now drinking 683 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,479 Speaker 1: surveys us and you're eating chips with salsa. 684 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,680 Speaker 2: Not Puerto Rican chips and salsa. 685 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,719 Speaker 1: H Yeah, not at all. 686 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,359 Speaker 2: Yes, they're delicious anyway, don't Yeah. 687 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,560 Speaker 1: Religious? Yeah, So I want to teach you some stuff 688 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,200 Speaker 1: from other cultures, Like I want to see how much 689 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,960 Speaker 1: you already know, like a little quiz okay, Like if 690 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,880 Speaker 1: I came up to you and I said God is 691 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,440 Speaker 1: good all the time, you would. 692 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,279 Speaker 5: Say God is great all the time. I just saw 693 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 5: this on TikTok. 694 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:36,080 Speaker 1: Damnit, Amy, you got this? If I say God. 695 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,600 Speaker 5: All the God is good? 696 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, look at you, Oh. 697 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,960 Speaker 1: My God, you can patch your head now like you 698 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:44,480 Speaker 1: got weave. 699 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:46,920 Speaker 3: I know that. 700 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,319 Speaker 2: I know that you do know that. 701 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 1: Who'd you learn that from? 702 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,400 Speaker 5: TikTok? 703 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,280 Speaker 1: Are you telling me all your cultural information comes from TikTok? 704 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,560 Speaker 6: And like in Living Color and like the nineties, I 705 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 6: grew up. I had a lot of cultures, but I 706 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,000 Speaker 6: also consumed a lot of media like Dave Chappelle and 707 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,480 Speaker 6: stuff like that. Where a lot of my knowledge came 708 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,160 Speaker 6: from was the TV. 709 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,440 Speaker 5: I was raised by the TV. 710 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,600 Speaker 1: But we all were. You were a child of the 711 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:15,040 Speaker 1: nineties essentially. Then okay, so you do have an Indian friend, 712 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,040 Speaker 1: have she she has she given you any of her culture, 713 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,640 Speaker 1: like shared some things with you that you're like, oh, 714 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,359 Speaker 1: I didn't know that. 715 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,440 Speaker 6: She gave me the whole history of Muslim and Arab 716 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:29,080 Speaker 6: versus Southeast Asian last night on the way to the show. 717 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, she gave me the whole history. 718 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,080 Speaker 1: I think I was gonna say it was this during 719 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,160 Speaker 1: her cranky time before you feed her. So when you 720 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,520 Speaker 1: fed her, she's like, I don't know why we just 721 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,320 Speaker 1: don't all get along. 722 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,719 Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot she did. 723 00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,400 Speaker 6: And she went to the whole geography of all the 724 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,600 Speaker 6: Middle East and like what used to be what is now? 725 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,920 Speaker 5: So, yeah, she in part from me. 726 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,959 Speaker 1: And how many times did she call you colonizer during 727 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 1: that always? 728 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,279 Speaker 2: Did you teach you about the Tuggy cult and the 729 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,279 Speaker 2: shun carstones? 730 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,840 Speaker 4: No, that's yeah, that's really important. 731 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:08,160 Speaker 3: No. 732 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,319 Speaker 5: Well, and here's the thing. 733 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,520 Speaker 6: We always talk about having an accent, but I hear 734 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,920 Speaker 6: from Ru's accent a Chicago like a mid Chicago accent, 735 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,839 Speaker 6: like that accent, you know, like and then she says 736 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,880 Speaker 6: she doesn't have it, and then she thinks I'm talking 737 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,000 Speaker 6: about an Indian accent. 738 00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,920 Speaker 5: And I don't hear that. I hear the Chicago but. 739 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,840 Speaker 2: She was a Chicago accident. Rus the Chicago girl. 740 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,719 Speaker 5: Does something she does, she gets really not about it. 741 00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,360 Speaker 2: It is kind of ridiculous. 742 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's ridiculous when I've heard people like, well, 743 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:45,000 Speaker 4: Steve Brin the comic yeah, uh, and people are like, 744 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,000 Speaker 4: I just think it's so crazy with an Asian guy 745 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,040 Speaker 4: with a with a Southern accent. I was like, why 746 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:56,600 Speaker 4: he's from out what ridiculousness. I mean pretty much every 747 00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:01,400 Speaker 4: American you run into who's second generation American talks exactly 748 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 4: like where they from or have lived the most, Like 749 00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,640 Speaker 4: I kind of and and I know that this sometimes 750 00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:11,880 Speaker 4: can can offend people. I just assume, even if somebody 751 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:16,239 Speaker 4: has an accent, that they're American. Like sometimes I talk 752 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,799 Speaker 4: to people and they're like, oh, no, I'm busiting here. 753 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,200 Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, and then you didn't hear his accent. 754 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,919 Speaker 4: I'm like, I just assume everybody here lives here now, yeah, 755 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,239 Speaker 4: Like yeah, I'm just like yeah, you live here now, right, 756 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,759 Speaker 4: Like you know, that's it? Yeah, because I'm because I'm 757 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,560 Speaker 4: an ally. 758 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 2: You are you are? 759 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,000 Speaker 5: You really are. 760 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,799 Speaker 4: But honestly, like I just I just kind of I 761 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,120 Speaker 4: guess I'm just because of the cities I've lived in 762 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,040 Speaker 4: have been so full of just you know, people coming 763 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,040 Speaker 4: here and been here for so many years, and that 764 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,840 Speaker 4: I really just assume everybody here like lives here. And 765 00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,120 Speaker 4: I hope that when I say that, people understand that 766 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:57,160 Speaker 4: my assumption just comes from like I don't find an 767 00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:01,560 Speaker 4: accent makes you non American. Now, sometimes I see your 768 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,439 Speaker 4: clothes and I'm like, you ain't from here? 769 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,040 Speaker 2: Nah, dog, you from here? 770 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,440 Speaker 4: You got the Formula one shoes on, you know, all 771 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,680 Speaker 4: tight and narrow. 772 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,560 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let me ask you fat. 773 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,879 Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, yeah, you're from here. 774 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,200 Speaker 1: You're here, Yeah, you're from here? Yeah, let me ask 775 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,040 Speaker 1: you this. I'm speaking of culture. We're trying to help you, 776 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,920 Speaker 1: you know, as much as we can consume it. Is 777 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 1: there any food cultural food that you really think you enjoy? Like, 778 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,000 Speaker 1: have you come across a certain food You're like, what 779 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:28,480 Speaker 1: like this? 780 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,759 Speaker 5: Have it? 781 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,880 Speaker 1: I hate no salt, no pepper, Miguel just just I 782 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,320 Speaker 1: am Irish and I don't like Irish food. 783 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,719 Speaker 5: I do love Indian food. I do. You a lot 784 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,440 Speaker 5: of Indians making it amazing. 785 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,080 Speaker 1: Indian food is very spicy. 786 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:45,879 Speaker 5: I love it. 787 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,080 Speaker 6: There's something creamy and spicy and like the textures of it, 788 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,120 Speaker 6: and then like the chickpeas and I mean I get 789 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,759 Speaker 6: like I get the butter chicken, which is what all 790 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,880 Speaker 6: white people get. But there's this place down on Orange 791 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,960 Speaker 6: Avenue where there's a whole buffet so you can try 792 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,920 Speaker 6: lots of different yeah, the Woodlands. 793 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,399 Speaker 5: And I love going there because you can. 794 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,000 Speaker 4: Try all the different A vegan that's a vegetarian buffeto, 795 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:10,440 Speaker 4: isn't it. 796 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, but you mine like it's not. You know, it's not. 797 00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,640 Speaker 6: The textures are so it's just so different than what 798 00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:19,479 Speaker 6: I got. 799 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,719 Speaker 4: I got one for you mint Fine India and. 800 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, so good. 801 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:26,399 Speaker 5: I haven't been there. 802 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,640 Speaker 1: I will say that most a lot of restaurants I 803 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,600 Speaker 1: go to came off recommendations from Miguel. Like Miguel used 804 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,400 Speaker 1: to take me to some great spots. 805 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:36,960 Speaker 2: He does. 806 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,840 Speaker 1: Man, well the place they closed down that made the 807 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,040 Speaker 1: best sandwiches man pomp. 808 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,719 Speaker 7: Palm, Oh my god, because we used to go late night. 809 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, after a show. 810 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,359 Speaker 5: Yeah, the egg and a hole was my favorite there. 811 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:56,960 Speaker 4: They had a little egg Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, the low Rider 812 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,920 Speaker 4: shout out pom Poms, and they still own Palm still 813 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:00,560 Speaker 4: owns a. 814 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,480 Speaker 2: Taco China, which we love. 815 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,479 Speaker 1: Yes, maybe I'm. 816 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,080 Speaker 4: Gonna play a cultural game with you. I'm gonna make 817 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,760 Speaker 4: a reference, and then you. 818 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,840 Speaker 2: Guess what race this is? Okay, maybe are you ready? 819 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,239 Speaker 5: Maybe? 820 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,560 Speaker 2: Oh I'm those Levy, I'm those Levy. I don't want 821 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:26,960 Speaker 2: to do anything. Is that correct? That's a white. 822 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,320 Speaker 4: Person doing a fake Mexican accent? 823 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,799 Speaker 2: Be racist? One point on the bore. Okay, next one, 824 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,040 Speaker 2: I'm gonna drik about it. It's getting hit my wife 825 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,279 Speaker 2: and fall asleep in a off tub. 826 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:45,680 Speaker 4: Absolutely what people making fun of white Irish people? Because 827 00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:47,800 Speaker 4: what irishman would already be drunk? 828 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,160 Speaker 2: I don't even have no time. Oh my god, how 829 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,760 Speaker 2: about this? I don't ma you see that? 830 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,200 Speaker 4: That that that the Mexican moved into this neighborhood, lap Lap. 831 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,040 Speaker 4: I swear to God, when Pop was alive, things like 832 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:02,839 Speaker 4: that wouldn't happen. 833 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,799 Speaker 1: They're great to make tackles, but I don't want him 834 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,480 Speaker 1: in my neighborhood. 835 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,719 Speaker 2: I got no I was in the Army. 836 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,320 Speaker 4: I got no problem if they want to be mechanics. 837 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,960 Speaker 2: I was in the army. Listen, listen, listen. This is 838 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,239 Speaker 2: just like people. I'm just saying. You know, they got 839 00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:20,560 Speaker 2: their neighborhoods. We got ours. 840 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,759 Speaker 4: Next thing, you know what's gonna happen, the brothers not 841 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,320 Speaker 4: being here with their boomboxes. 842 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,120 Speaker 5: That one is a. 843 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,800 Speaker 6: Black American that's married to an Italian. 844 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:37,799 Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, that's Chinese. That's a Chinese guy from 845 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,680 Speaker 4: New Jersey. 846 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,439 Speaker 2: That's true. That is as clues. Listen to the clues here. 847 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,040 Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 848 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,359 Speaker 2: Now, how about this one? 849 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,239 Speaker 4: Hurry up and buy, hurry up and buy, hurry up 850 00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,720 Speaker 4: and buy, you buy now, you buy now. 851 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,000 Speaker 1: Go ahead, answer that one. 852 00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,680 Speaker 2: That one you buy now culture. 853 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,640 Speaker 5: That's a multicultural person. That's a that is the half 854 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,200 Speaker 5: and half. 855 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,760 Speaker 2: That actually is Ai that's on the self checkout. 856 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,799 Speaker 4: Yeah, Amy, so that's not a people at all. 857 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,040 Speaker 5: You're right, I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. 858 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,560 Speaker 1: I just say thank you both for this show today. 859 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,400 Speaker 1: You have done it. I got so many clips that 860 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:27,439 Speaker 1: we are putting out because you before we go where 861 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,240 Speaker 1: you're gonna be soon, Amy performing so people can come support. 862 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,280 Speaker 5: It's far in the future. 863 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,120 Speaker 6: But March twenty fifth, Bullet Bar for Florida Comedy Collective 864 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,479 Speaker 6: on your calendars. Come on out. We have a really 865 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,879 Speaker 6: fun lineup. We're gonna have raffles, there's drinks. It's gonna 866 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,799 Speaker 6: be a blast. That bar is really cool too. It's 867 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,360 Speaker 6: got like scarface everywhere. 868 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,319 Speaker 2: It's really shout out to Maddie. Maddie owns Bullet Bar. 869 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,160 Speaker 2: He's great, dude. 870 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,120 Speaker 1: Man, Oh that's right, Miguel McGill Bullet Bar. 871 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,640 Speaker 6: Yes, I love that space, and they're let us use 872 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,440 Speaker 6: that space, you know, thank you, Bulletvar. 873 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,120 Speaker 5: We're really excited to be very nice. 874 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,439 Speaker 1: Definitely comes to our sister Amy for that. 875 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,680 Speaker 2: Shot out the Boulevard two. 876 00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,920 Speaker 4: One time they let me do a show and then 877 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,319 Speaker 4: they realized that they had Talib Kwali performing that night 878 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,400 Speaker 4: and they were like, do you just still want to 879 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,239 Speaker 4: do your show? And I said, yeah, So I got 880 00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:13,799 Speaker 4: to do my show and then just kick it with 881 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,520 Speaker 4: Talib quality in them all night long. 882 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,080 Speaker 2: It was good. 883 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,840 Speaker 1: Oh that sounds great, bro, that's dope as hell. I 884 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,319 Speaker 1: love that. 885 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:20,799 Speaker 2: That's cool. 886 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,520 Speaker 1: Miguel. Where you're gonna be, man, I know you're doing 887 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:22,839 Speaker 1: some tours. 888 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,120 Speaker 4: Excuse me, February nineteenth and twentieth. That will be at 889 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,360 Speaker 4: Hilarities in Cleveland. February twenty first, I'll be at the 890 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:33,520 Speaker 4: Florida Man Games in Bradington, Florida. March fourth and fifth, 891 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,280 Speaker 4: I will be at Comedy Zone in Charlotte, North Carolina. 892 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,440 Speaker 4: And March twenty second, I will be at Side Splitters 893 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,040 Speaker 4: Comedy Club in Tampa Nice. 894 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,440 Speaker 1: I'm going to try to come out and support you 895 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,240 Speaker 1: for that. Next week, I will be at Gregory's Comedy 896 00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,560 Speaker 1: Club and Coco Beach. If you guys are in the area, 897 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,719 Speaker 1: I would love to see you. Let me put some 898 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,520 Speaker 1: comedy in your life, make you laugh because it looks 899 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,279 Speaker 1: good on you. That following week, I am going to 900 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,719 Speaker 1: be with me and my baby. We're going to the 901 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,640 Speaker 1: Comedy Club of Key West. I love Key West. By 902 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,960 Speaker 1: the way, y'all, that's my spot. Good food, good drinks. 903 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,920 Speaker 1: Can't wait. Thank you guys so much for always supporting us. 904 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,360 Speaker 1: We gotta go, but we will see you tomorrow. Miguel 905 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,000 Speaker 1: on wait first, but on behalf of myself. James John 906 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,080 Speaker 1: Aim of the Corps and Miguel colonn Junior, thank y'all 907 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,520 Speaker 1: for listening. Miguel tell him what to do, take. 908 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,160 Speaker 2: Care of us? To bad Amy, what race is that? 909 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,399 Speaker 4: Wait, and it's a filipido with a speech of pediment Amy. 910 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,040 Speaker 2: Listen to the context. Clue. 911 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,600 Speaker 1: Now we're out.