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Speaker 3: It is the thirteenth day of August twenty twenty sixth
Speaker 3: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Thursday, best day of the week.
Speaker 3: Tommy Olsen is on his way in ben Leeber as well,
Speaker 3: and they cast one thousands lots to get to Let's
Speaker 3: get her started with from Nate Bargatzi Comedy on a
Speaker 3: Thursday morning.
Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 4: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 5: I tried to go to college. I did attempt that.
Speaker 5: I went to a community college for one year, and
Speaker 5: uh do not have one credit to show for it.
Speaker 5: That's that's worse than not going. I took all remedial classes,
Speaker 5: which remedial is basically when they're like, look, we have
Speaker 5: no idea how your high school that you leave. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're shocked about.
Speaker 1: It and we're gonna look into it.
Speaker 5: But in here are some classes you can take that
Speaker 5: affect nobody. I took math as a class, like I
Speaker 5: literally bought a book and it said math on it.
Speaker 5: I took reading as well, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I really did. I drove to that class.
Speaker 5: You know what that feels like I've driven to a
Speaker 5: reading class, not even an immigrant.
Speaker 4: I'm from here.
Speaker 3: Side FETs on your side?
Speaker 1: You hand this in dunga right, coward. Your morning shot
Speaker 1: is whosday. I'm Corey Cove. That's Chriss Hockey. There's meets
Speaker 1: Aus Paul Lambert, there's Zach Elvison. We all survived the
Speaker 1: seven seconds without gravity and we're moving on. Yeah we did. Man,
Speaker 1: how about that? Do you guys feel it? No? Not really. No,
Speaker 1: it gave me gas though, oh for seven seconds. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: It was weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is this one of those things you know, like when
Speaker 1: when doomsday guys will be like, the end of the
Speaker 1: world is August fourth, and then on August fifth they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we did the math wrong. I picked the wrong day.
Speaker 1: So is the seven seconds of gravity a different day?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I saw hot ass yesterday. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for saying that.
Speaker 1: You didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 1: I'm the main computer here is just falling apart. I
Speaker 1: won't log you. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 1: So wait, so Tommy on his way in Lieber later. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: am I forgetting anybody I think that's it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think that's it. That's plenty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just plenty. That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Man, when was the last time we saw Thomas happened?
Speaker 6: How did you fall down?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He just slammed something too. Everything's falling apart.
Speaker 1: He's mad about something. Ye wait for a second here
Speaker 1: he left his studio. Hmmm, he forgets something. No, he
Speaker 1: seemed mad about something. I'm not sure. This computer is frozen. Hmm.
Speaker 1: That's so good. You know why I blame for all
Speaker 1: this me seven seconds of gravity? Yeah, good point. We
Speaker 1: lost it gravity? What happened?
Speaker 3: I had to sign into my email, and in order
Speaker 3: to do that, I have to have my cell phone.
Speaker 3: In order to have my cell phone, I have to
Speaker 3: go in the other room and get my cell phone.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh I ran into a bunch of people
Speaker 3: who used to work here as at Ghosts.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I was walking down that way.
Speaker 1: Were they saying nice things about us?
Speaker 4: Great things?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'll start, he said, Oh, good, Dale, Dale, Oh
Speaker 1: he's texting Corey.
Speaker 4: Is that Dale? Why? Dale?
Speaker 1: No, it's Tommy, he said. He's running late. No, no,
Speaker 1: but on his way.
Speaker 4: We only get a certain amount of time with you.
Speaker 1: Slot yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man. How was practice yesterday? You guys didn't go on?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: No I did not?
Speaker 4: Did you know? I had to? I had a gig
Speaker 4: in st Clad last night?
Speaker 3: Yesterday was all right Heart Radio day at the ad
Speaker 3: Viking String campus and.
Speaker 1: Not, yes it was. How was you didn't go? No?
Speaker 1: I no, I didn't know. Why didn't you go? I
Speaker 1: don't really have a good excuse. Oh, you just didn't
Speaker 1: want to go. Yeah I didn't go.
Speaker 6: But I'm only said I didn't have to because I
Speaker 6: went to the Canterbury thing a week ago. Oh you
Speaker 6: did go to that?
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I didn't know that. Yeah I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you and Kellen Leewre just yeah, yeah the three of
Speaker 1: us went. Yeah yeah. Interesting. Yeah did you go together? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We were there together. Yeah. You had no excuse yesterday
Speaker 1: to not go. No, I had zero excuse. Interesting and
Speaker 1: you didn't show up? No, I didn't. Interesting? No, No,
Speaker 1: I wonder why Pa was there? I'm sure Paul, yeah,
Speaker 1: Pau Papa? No, not Papa. No, I don't think Papa
Speaker 1: was there. Hmm. Interesting.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, well we got a new quarterback.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's killing it, I guess.
Speaker 3: And apparently he's killing it. All he needed to do
Speaker 3: was be told that he was the prettiest.
Speaker 1: Yep, and now he's dominating. I'm telling you. He's on
Speaker 1: the Mount Rushmore of guys whose voice does not match
Speaker 1: their face. Correct, it doesn't, it doesn't match.
Speaker 4: Who's up there with him?
Speaker 1: Well, Patrick Mahomes, for sure. Yeah. Patrick Mahomes is the
Speaker 1: George Washington of the Mount Rushmore of weird voices that
Speaker 1: don't match faces. And who else is on that list?
Speaker 1: It's a great question. Kyler's definitely in the conversation. H hmmm,
Speaker 1: Joe Mojo Jojo, Yeah, that guy. Hmm.
Speaker 4: Princess Donut and.
Speaker 1: Paul Princesses with two s's. Who's Princess Donut? You remember
Speaker 1: Princess Donut from yesterday? No, I mean Princess Donut was
Speaker 1: I didn't. It was referenced multi couple times. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't know who it was, though. I think I asked
Speaker 1: a couple of times, and you guys didn't say. Well.
Speaker 1: Emily also asked you to be at Viking's training camp
Speaker 1: and you didn't go. No, she said, I didn't have
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she said it in a way that you
Speaker 4: should have known about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have known. You didn't go. I had
Speaker 1: a great excuse, which was none of your business. That's
Speaker 1: for off the air. Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't ask him questions like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, man, why would you put me in
Speaker 1: the corner like that? I wish It's not fair on
Speaker 1: the corn cob. Wow. I mean he'll be here soon,
Speaker 1: he'll do it. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I yeah, I'm gonna go next Wednesday to what the
Speaker 6: joint practices you're actually going?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's going to practice smoking a joint.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't need much practice with that, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go. It's gonna be great. And tonight we
Speaker 6: have like nine preseason games.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it's a great night. Okay.
Speaker 3: Former WW star Don Marie joins only fans and only
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Speaker 4: I don't think I know who that is.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is either, Don, but in
Speaker 1: my head it was d O N. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: so some wrestler named Don. I wonder how he's doing.
Speaker 1: But you're going d A w N.
Speaker 4: That's correct?
Speaker 3: Yeah, don Marie, have you guys full report? I hear
Speaker 3: somebody else typing by the way.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I've never seen this person in my life.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see your nude?
Speaker 1: Yeah I haven't.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize I didn't want. I didn't know that
Speaker 3: I wanted to see her nude till right now.
Speaker 1: She looks like she should be on the Housewives of
Speaker 1: Long Island. Yes, m M, I can't believe you're not
Speaker 1: typing faster since I said that.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm yeah.
Speaker 6: He's doing about this. Yeah, where he can we we're
Speaker 6: only fans, will log him in right away.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, mister hockey. Yeah, I mean she's got some
Speaker 3: hoots on her. Well hello, dare wow, okay, wow, you
Speaker 3: can do that. You guys set me up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do we do that? Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why did we do that? Mhm? Do you already Are
Speaker 1: you already a subscriber?
Speaker 4: Nope? But I am.
Speaker 1: Now how much is it a month?
Speaker 4: Ten dollars a month? All the hoots you can allow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't care. I care, No, you don't.
Speaker 3: That wasn't time I was expected to be told I
Speaker 3: was an old sumbitch, but it was it.
Speaker 4: Was Yeah that's what I am.
Speaker 1: You got your old bastard. Somebody knows that lady.
Speaker 3: Who don Marie? Do you know don Marie is the
Speaker 3: former wrestler lady? Oh yeah, she's nude on the on
Speaker 3: the only fans she really o, boy, somebody won one
Speaker 3: hundred and three thousand dollars progressive jackpot playing Texas. Hold
Speaker 3: him at the at the treasure on the resorting CEO.
Speaker 1: No kidding? Yeah? Hell yeah, man?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 1: And did you wait when they when you walk by?
Speaker 4: I wasn't there.
Speaker 1: Oh. I was at that pokeroom on Monday to check
Speaker 1: it out do some stuff for their social media team.
Speaker 4: Were you knewe?
Speaker 1: No, not during my appearance at t I Were you
Speaker 1: with Domrie? Yeah? Were you with that? Room's nice though
Speaker 1: tons of space in between the tables, monster tables with
Speaker 1: like comfortable chairs. That's a It's a sneaky, cute little room.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: It's a comfortable place to play some cards. Sweet and
Speaker 1: I have to play some cards when we go in November. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, kick some asks.
Speaker 4: You play better when you're uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's most of the time.
Speaker 4: You should play cards in church.
Speaker 1: They never played cards. I did have to vote in
Speaker 1: a church on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: You voted. Sure, get you American? Sure what did you
Speaker 3: vote for Jason all Dean?
Speaker 1: I doubt. I mean it's confidential, but yes, you voted
Speaker 1: for Jason al Dean.
Speaker 6: I did you had to look, you tried this in
Speaker 6: a small town while you were voting?
Speaker 1: Is it the name of his song? Sounds terrible? Uh?
Speaker 1: Did you see that a powerball player won the billion
Speaker 1: dollar jackpot in Illinois? No, not in Minnesota's fair Illinois.
Speaker 1: Somebody won.
Speaker 4: It's not fair, but good.
Speaker 1: For them one point zero for billion dollars. It's not
Speaker 1: fair when he numbers were four, twenty six, sixty six,
Speaker 1: sixty seven, sixty nine. Only if she's five to three
Speaker 1: and the powerball was nine is not true?
Speaker 4: What isn't good things ever happened to Snoop Dogg?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right man, It's about time someone asked the
Speaker 6: real question.
Speaker 1: I mean, Hawk's right.
Speaker 4: Why Why is it always happened to some other guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why not Snoop Dogg? Snoop deeal double g? Think about
Speaker 1: a corporate Has Snoop ever been in a movie playing
Speaker 1: somebody besides himself? Because he's played himself in a million movies?
Speaker 3: Correct he played if I believe he played John Paul Getty.
Speaker 4: In a movie.
Speaker 1: Which movie was that?
Speaker 4: I think it was, Uh, Twizzler's the movie, Twizzlers the movie.
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of these studios just leaning into corporate
Speaker 1: sponsorships and like product placement, like did we really need
Speaker 1: Twizzlers of the movie, and why did Chris see it
Speaker 1: twice opening weekend?
Speaker 4: The same thing?
Speaker 1: Until I saw it and it was incredible.
Speaker 4: Frankly, I was blown away.
Speaker 1: Snoop gives are really compelling.
Speaker 3: Did you know the original first? And you're right, he does.
Speaker 3: The original first ingredient in Twizzlers was kitty litter.
Speaker 1: Ugh, I'm glad they changed the formula.
Speaker 3: That's where That's where Snoop Dogg came in. He's like,
Speaker 3: get that cat blank out of here. He called somebody
Speaker 3: of food.
Speaker 1: Wow, saus If any of my buttons works because my
Speaker 1: computer's tweaking out, yeah, I would hit the match game music.
Speaker 1: But in your mind, what would Twizzlers the movie's plot be?
Speaker 1: Twizzler's the movie, Twizzler's the movie, what would the plot be? Now?
Speaker 4: Remember Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg's in it, not playing himself and also the
Speaker 1: original ingredient for a Twizzlers is Kitty Litter.
Speaker 4: He plays John Paulty.
Speaker 1: He plays John paul Getty. He plays John. But what
Speaker 1: happens in that movie that Chris as twice? Opening weekend?
Speaker 1: Twizzler's the movie the same with Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 4: Thank you for looking for clarication.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just wondering. Man, take a deep.
Speaker 4: Breath for I said thank you, and I'm Chris.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, I'm just assuming he's sure on death
Speaker 1: row right now?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, today today they're executing three guys across the country.
Speaker 1: Why don't we make it for Wow? Why do you
Speaker 1: want me dead? I didn't say you assume that?
Speaker 4: Why do you always assume the.
Speaker 1: Word the whole world is not about you? But it's
Speaker 1: not all about you. But anytime it's something bad, I
Speaker 1: assume it's about me. But again, stop assuming you know
Speaker 1: what happens when you assume you make an ass uma? Thurman, Okay, okay.
Speaker 6: Twizzlers the movie, it's a it's a strange tale.
Speaker 1: From a long long time ago, so far right and uh.
Speaker 6: It's about a man who is trying to perfect the
Speaker 6: perfect treat and he realizes that his life is in shambles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm with him.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 6: You know, sometimes things go your way and sometimes they don't.
Speaker 6: When is that he's thinking to himself, you know what,
Speaker 6: it helped stress here a nice tasty treat. So he
Speaker 6: says to himself, he goes, you know what, I'm going
Speaker 6: to create the tastiest treat that ever was. His last
Speaker 6: name is Twizzler.
Speaker 1: I didn't think he saw, but he really Bob Twizzler.
Speaker 1: I wish you would have mentioned that the guy's name
Speaker 1: was Twizzler. About forty seconds again.
Speaker 6: And Bob Twizzler, who's going through a real bad breakup
Speaker 6: with the chef boy or no, excuse me, the Hamburger
Speaker 6: helper hand. They broke up and the Hamburger helper hand
Speaker 6: was seen Trott in his ass.
Speaker 1: So this is an alternate reality because Bob Twizzler is
Speaker 1: a real guy who's struggling with life, but he was
Speaker 1: formerly dating the Hamburger helper hand. Yeah, but they broke up.
Speaker 6: Who domb to the Hamburger helper hand is now being
Speaker 6: seen with my friend Anthony Tree, and Tree is a
Speaker 6: huge slut. So it's just devastating to Bob Twizzler. So
Speaker 6: he's said because the last thing Hamburger Helper Hand said
Speaker 6: to him is You're never going to be anybody and
Speaker 6: your stupid tasty treat is ever gonna take off. So
Speaker 6: now Bob Twizzler's motivated, and that's where Snoop Dogg comes
Speaker 6: in and him and stoop Dogg start smoking just o
Speaker 6: Z's of wheed, Hell yeah, just so much pot and
Speaker 6: coming up with ideas, and that's where they came up
Speaker 6: with Twizzler.
Speaker 1: It's a short film, so he already had a treat idea, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it took Snoop Dogg and o Z's of Weed
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah to really say like, well that that
Speaker 1: one sucks. We gotta make Twislers instead. But they fight
Speaker 1: over the name. There was a two person concoction here.
Speaker 6: No no, no. Snoop Dogg gives all credit to Bob Twizzler.
Speaker 6: He's just kind of like the uh the Obi wan
Speaker 6: kenobi this entire segment. And that is because my computer
Speaker 6: hasn't started.
Speaker 3: Can I say something, Yeah, he did a great job,
Speaker 3: but the movie's better and he made it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's never good when you say and you're explaining
Speaker 1: what the plot of the movies, you're like, well, it's
Speaker 1: an old tale, the tale as old as time. There
Speaker 1: was a guy whose life was, you know, experiencing ups
Speaker 1: and downs. Yea, and his name was Bob Twizzling.
Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't mention Bob had a real bad gambling addiction.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I didn't see it twice in
Speaker 3: the same day because I liked it so much. The
Speaker 3: first time I saw it, I thought maybe I'm maybe
Speaker 3: I'm in the wrong seat. So I went back into
Speaker 3: the same theater and sat in a different thing, and
Speaker 3: it still wasn't a good film. Oh well, but I
Speaker 3: did eat Twizzlers while I watched the movie about Bob Twizzler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twizzlers. Yeah, have we eaten Twizzlers? But do you
Speaker 1: like them? That would be something you don't like. They're fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, I love them. I'm a little
Speaker 1: surprised they haven't made an Eminem's movie.
Speaker 6: Oh, good point, it's on the way. I'm sure, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm sure it's on Yeah, they made it.
Speaker 1: He was rappy. God, I wish my computer would start
Speaker 1: so we wouldn't have to deal with eight mile jokes.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm sorry, sorry, my Okay, take a deep breath.
Speaker 1: Humors him up to your level. Sorry, I'm not Shecky Green.
Speaker 1: God you you reference him all the time. Name anything
Speaker 1: Shecky Green has ever done.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what he did that. I wish you were.
Speaker 1: He died like fifty years ago. I had no idea
Speaker 1: when did he die? Like, are you really hey?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such an old sounding name. It just sounds
Speaker 1: like Shecky was crushing comedy clubs in the twenties. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think he's been in the twenties. I think he's
Speaker 6: one of the original stand up comedy comics. Really yeah, No, yeah,
Speaker 6: Shecky Green. Yeah, no idea, he's been around for a
Speaker 6: million years. Yeah, but I think hold on, Shecky.
Speaker 1: How did you spell it? Just out of curiosity? U
Speaker 1: S good star h E c Ky Green, Cky great band, Yeah,
Speaker 1: can't kill yourself, absolute slammers, cool guitar arrists. Checky Green.
Speaker 1: Here he is.
Speaker 6: He was known for his nightclub performances in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Speaker 6: He became the headliner in the nineteen fifties and sixties.
Speaker 6: Fifties and sixties, Yeah, and died When.
Speaker 1: He died, he died well.
Speaker 6: He died Uh December thirty first, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: He was ninety seven. Damn yeah, yeah, shout out to Shecky.
Speaker 6: Yeah, shut out Checky and shut out gut her helmet
Speaker 6: at gutterhulmetemen dot com. Never clean your gutters again.
Speaker 4: Gut her helm would be with us if you'd had gutter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, correct, gutter helmete men dot com. All right, Tommy
Speaker 6: Elson should be here in a second. Ben liber will
Speaker 6: be here about seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: This is the power to morning how on the fan.
Speaker 1: At some point body pain may creep in and become
Speaker 1: your reality. The buttons are back. Yes, it feels so
Speaker 1: much better to be god. Yeah, oh oh man, we
Speaker 1: got there and Thomas should be here in a second.
Speaker 1: So I was just telling you guys off the air.
Speaker 1: I think the only path, even though we've had a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of listeners submit really good ideas, I think
Speaker 1: the fastest and most efficient way to deal with this
Speaker 1: wild card situation is just to spin the wheel when
Speaker 1: the ninth game is over tomorrow. You guys all cool
Speaker 1: with that? Yeah? It works for me. Audre's already punched
Speaker 1: her ticket with a wild card because she has four.
Speaker 1: If anybody tomorrow gets four and loses, they would be
Speaker 1: the other wild card and then we would just spin
Speaker 1: for one spot. But if not, we have seven people
Speaker 1: and we would spin for two spots. Unlet's sauce unless
Speaker 1: you get three tomorrow and lose. Yeah, and you're on
Speaker 1: the wheel as well, so you could have eight or
Speaker 1: nine people on the wheel. Totally fine with it. That
Speaker 1: also gives me then the entire weekend to schedule the Semisdosmeo.
Speaker 6: Man, Sure, that's what he says in The Big Lebowski
Speaker 6: when he says we rolled our way into the Semis
Speaker 6: and then the Jesus says do osmeo man.
Speaker 1: Hmm, Liam and me. Yeah, great, great scene, great film.
Speaker 1: You said it. Nobody else with the Jesus. Yeah, see hockets.
Speaker 1: Did anybody see the Jesus standalone moving? I don't mean
Speaker 1: the Passion of the Christ. I mean that Jesus from
Speaker 1: Big Lebowski. No, I didn't know that was the thing.
Speaker 4: I don't remember that happening.
Speaker 1: Did that happen? Yeah, Jesus, Big Lebooski movie didn't and
Speaker 1: didn't like didn't what's his name? Like kind of fun? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Jesus rolls, oh yeah, twenty nineteen. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 1: way that written, written, directed, and starring John Taturo.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with John Toturo?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 4: You just said to.
Speaker 1: The budget was four point five million box office what'd
Speaker 1: you guess?
Speaker 4: Five dollars ten million?
Speaker 1: Kit case sixty four thousand, boy Roden Tomatoes score twenty percent. Man,
Speaker 1: you that's weird.
Speaker 6: Because, like, it's tough to find a movie with a
Speaker 6: larger cult following than that movie, and there aren't enough
Speaker 6: people interested who are huge Big Lebowski.
Speaker 1: Fans to go see that movie. That's disappointing. It would
Speaker 1: have been a giant success if the Coen Brothers had
Speaker 1: written and directed it, but this was a standalone Yeah,
Speaker 1: side project just didn't work. Sixty four thousand, So let's
Speaker 1: do the math. Eighteen of it was from Kevin Gorg
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he one hundred and nine of it was
Speaker 1: from Chris Hockey, so there's twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's the rest of it. That's nice that
Speaker 6: Hawk went to a matinee of it, though I saw
Speaker 6: it twice. Oh loves Bowling and Jesus.
Speaker 4: Let's roll man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hm, great film, Thank you. The Jesus Rolls or
Speaker 1: The Big Lebowski. Big Lebowski is an all time I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it a long time, but I've seen it
Speaker 1: probably forty times.
Speaker 8: It's fantastic. Actually never seen it. Oh yeah, I've never
Speaker 8: seen it. Oh dude, put that on the list, the list.
Speaker 8: I just saw Days of Thunder for the first time yesterday.
Speaker 8: I was showing at the Lagoon.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 8: The Southern accents are so bad in that movie, but
Speaker 8: it's a it's a great movie. They're racing was just awesome.
Speaker 1: Peak Nicole Kittman too, right, you can you can see
Speaker 1: why Tom Cruise was like, you know, going to war
Speaker 1: for Yeah he did. He did what war? Civil Oh?
Speaker 1: Spanish American? He's a vampire, you know in that movie
Speaker 1: The Vampire. It was a crossover with the interview with
Speaker 1: the Vampire? Is that any good? Cole Trickles actually a
Speaker 1: vampire and Glory? Yeah? Yeah, Denzel was a liking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a what a liking? What's that? Hate? Explaining everything?
Speaker 4: How you have to explain every damn everything?
Speaker 1: That's how you spell? What do you think it is?
Speaker 1: Didn't you see Underworld?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We all saw Underworld? Kate back and sale peak Kate
Speaker 1: and no I didn't see it. Oh, well, well you
Speaker 1: should still.
Speaker 4: Know things are working out today.
Speaker 1: What's going on? I said something really nice to haunt.
Speaker 1: He hopes I die? Wit. You said something nice on
Speaker 1: the air, off the the air, What did you say?
Speaker 1: The class the initials tournament? And he said, I hope
Speaker 1: you die of Okay, you're on camera, So so you
Speaker 1: play tomorrow. But you still hope that he wins.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They had a good laugh about it. So you hope
Speaker 1: he still wins the whole thing, even though you've played
Speaker 1: tomorrow and you could be the winner of the whole thing.
Speaker 1: You've never won it. No, but you want him to
Speaker 1: win it. Yeah, you would rather have him win it
Speaker 1: than you. I mean no, But the hell is going
Speaker 1: on with my computer?
Speaker 4: Look what's going on?
Speaker 6: I know all of these things are falling on. Mine
Speaker 6: works fine? Oh yeah, mine works great?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 4: Good, because yours is important, brilliant.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're over there googling lichens. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that means. Google it? Yeah, no, thanks, hmm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: day's a thunder solid. I think you will love big Lebowski. Yah. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm a little surprised you haven't seen it, just because
Speaker 1: you're a sinophile. Hey, whoa, those are alligations? WHOA?
Speaker 4: I have a set here.
Speaker 1: Ye would you say you have seen the majority of
Speaker 1: the Coen Brothers movies though or not. I've seen about
Speaker 1: I'd say like half. So you've seen Fargo, No, my,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yikes, dude, okay, what about Brother No,
Speaker 1: my god, la week you've seen No Country?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that's that's you know, Cherry on Top.
Speaker 1: But still I saw what's the what's the speaking of
Speaker 1: John Taturou the gangster one?
Speaker 8: Miller's Crossing. Oh see, I've never even seen that one.
Speaker 8: That's a banger, is that right? Yeah, that's a great movie.
Speaker 1: All right? Well, I mean if you haven't seen Old Brother,
Speaker 1: Big Lebowski or Fargo, those are three of my favorite
Speaker 1: fifty movies of all time, right there. I mean, Brothers
Speaker 1: just don't miss almost they get a couple of stinkers, yeah,
Speaker 1: but rarely rarely miss.
Speaker 8: When I started, I was doing it in chronological order,
Speaker 8: So I saw like, what's it called blood?
Speaker 1: Simple? I saw Raising Arizona, I saw Miller's Crossing. Okay,
Speaker 1: then aren't you at Fargo yet? Fargo should be next, right?
Speaker 1: Fargo is got to be close to next chronologically, is yeah? Okay?
Speaker 8: I don't know how that is, and then yeah, Fargo,
Speaker 8: the big Lebowski. Oh brother, we're out there?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, Hawk was it telling me about
Speaker 1: old brother last week? Based on the Yeah, you will,
Speaker 1: you will like the references. It's it's fantastic, It's wonderful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll look at Clooney differently too, because if you've mostly
Speaker 1: just seen Clooney in Oceans, he's totally different in this
Speaker 1: movie and he's fantastic, fantastic, high type. You got high type,
Speaker 1: fade going, brother, Thank you, hair's looking good? You like it.
Speaker 1: I have a big wedding this weekend, so I had
Speaker 1: to lock in your second I'm officiating.
Speaker 4: Mmmm, father Tom, are you wearing referees up fit?
Speaker 1: Brilliant? No?
Speaker 4: I actually wrote the whole script or whatever you call it,
Speaker 4: dearly beloved.
Speaker 1: No, what do I said? I said?
Speaker 7: I literally say, hey, gangs, making it.
Speaker 1: All about me. It's tough. When you wear tight white pants,
Speaker 1: you can't you can't. You can't use the pockets. Why noted,
Speaker 1: because it like gets really bulgy and it looks weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you notice that when you wear tighter pants?
Speaker 6: I don't wear tight white pants down white pants. General,
Speaker 6: I don't wear white pants these white. But do you
Speaker 6: always see I always have my wallet in my front pocket.
Speaker 6: I'd never put it in my back pocket. I don't
Speaker 6: go stands on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you you go back pocket or front traditional
Speaker 1: wallet just like how you do same? I'm always back right,
Speaker 1: oh man, but or front left? It doesn't look good
Speaker 1: and you know so.
Speaker 7: But usually when I go out, I take on my
Speaker 7: credit card and my ID and put it into my phone.
Speaker 1: So then you don't have to worry about this bad
Speaker 1: boy interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pleasure, don't want people know who you are?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Tommy, we should break and do sports. When
Speaker 1: we come back with Tommy, I have news for you,
Speaker 1: good bad. We'll find out after the break.
Speaker 7: For you.
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Speaker 4: Thomas is exciting. You got them all pumped up.
Speaker 1: I have pumped all right. Oh yeah quick, let's do it.
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Speaker 7: I like that.
Speaker 1: That's for the whole family. You know, I'm really excited
Speaker 1: to hear about Ben's road trip.
Speaker 7: I know you guys talk to him about it, but
Speaker 7: talk about like gas station stuffs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't really hit that. We were focused on,
Speaker 1: you know, aims and the emotions of dropping a daughter
Speaker 1: off at college and all this kind of stuff, and
Speaker 1: we didn't really say, like you and the boys had
Speaker 1: whatever it was, fifteen sixteen, seventeen hours in the car,
Speaker 1: what'd you eat? God, we didn't really ask him. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe we will, We'll talk to him. All right, Tommy,
Speaker 1: all right, you ready for this? Huh? Remember a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago we said, hey, ninety nine percent chance here,
Speaker 1: you're gonna love this idea. It's gonna be the greatest.
Speaker 1: And then we told you off the air what it was,
Speaker 1: and you were like, this is the greatest idea in
Speaker 1: the history of the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Yes, ladies and gentlemen can I please have your attention.
Speaker 2: I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story
Speaker 2: and I eat all of you to stop what you're
Speaker 2: doing and listen.
Speaker 1: It's dead.
Speaker 4: Oh not happened.
Speaker 1: Yep. The ninety literally didn't come through. We got bad beat.
Speaker 1: So look, we know Power Trip is infamous for going, hey,
Speaker 1: I have a great idea and then we never follow through. Right,
Speaker 1: This one was everything's lined up, all the ducks are
Speaker 1: in a row, sponsor attached all that stuff. Everything was
Speaker 1: lined up, and then the sponsor backed out. So you, guys,
Speaker 1: I reached out to people at the U. I believe you,
Speaker 1: and the U was pumped way. We had everything lined up,
Speaker 1: just fell apart at the last second. You can, I'm
Speaker 1: physic this like, so this has been like a bit this,
Speaker 1: this is not and this is it. We didn't, you know,
Speaker 1: set this up to troll you. We didn't say like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's get Tommy's hopes up and then crushing Yeah, this
Speaker 1: was a done deal. We were all pumped about it too,
Speaker 1: and then it fell through.
Speaker 7: Well now now now there's only one thing we can do,
Speaker 7: which is my birthday homecoming. I've told you guys, literally
Speaker 7: since May there's no reason that none of us can go.
Speaker 1: Which is this? Which weekend? Is this again?
Speaker 7: October twenty Well, my birthdays talked Tober twenty first, but
Speaker 7: it's homecoming as October twenty fourth, and we play Iowa.
Speaker 7: It's a two thirty kick and it's my thirty fourth birthday.
Speaker 7: Everyone celebrates in the morning. You're at well, I usually would,
Speaker 7: but not on the twenty fourth. The twenty fourth. Yeah,
Speaker 7: there's this thing called the Gopher House, and so I've
Speaker 7: invited no less.
Speaker 1: Than one hundred people. What's the capacity?
Speaker 4: I haven't asked fifteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, five. I've told everyone you guys are going to
Speaker 1: be there, so I need you there. You guys are
Speaker 1: the headlines. How many people did you did you tell
Speaker 1: about the power trip idea? Literally my whole family, everyone
Speaker 1: in my work, everybody should wait until you hear what
Speaker 1: they're gonna do. You guys, I texted, like, his name
Speaker 1: is Mike, where is Vicky? You know him?
Speaker 7: I'm sure you guys have met him before. Greatest Guy
Speaker 7: told him like this could be like the next big
Speaker 7: thing for the ghosts.
Speaker 1: Nope, fell apart about we were in. We were interested. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we said yes, okay, okay, maybe down the road. Who
Speaker 1: October fourth, let's talk before Michigan game. You Lions? Peyton Yeah,
Speaker 1: no Mannings Yeah, both of them, Yeah, both of them.
Speaker 1: Perch Yeah, Arch will be there. Cooper Peyton kid, Peyton's
Speaker 1: kids like the next horse. He's a freshman. I did
Speaker 1: not know that. That doesn't shock anybody. Yeah, he's not
Speaker 1: nuts is a.
Speaker 4: Party, He's a freak freak. You got mono nucleosis?
Speaker 1: Oh have you guys had mono before? It sucks? No?
Speaker 4: I never had a horrible doesn't shock us that you
Speaker 4: have horrible?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I had it in like third grade. A girl
Speaker 1: sneezed on my cheetos. God like, I love yeah him anyway,
Speaker 1: I don't care. That's your origin story for why you
Speaker 1: eat floor off the hotel floors to sneeze on your
Speaker 1: cheetos and you still late them.
Speaker 4: I guess that wasn't the only Buddley fluid on your cheetos.
Speaker 1: Oh, that does sound like a euphemism, Like you hear
Speaker 1: Tommy's letting girls sneeze on his cheetos? He does, Yes,
Speaker 1: it does. But like when you're a third grade you
Speaker 1: can't pass up cheetos at line, Well, you can't if
Speaker 1: it's covered in snip. No, you can't interesting. What were
Speaker 1: we talking about again? Though? Mono? Oh yeah, Mono. How
Speaker 1: about when somebody got Mono in like middle school, isn't
Speaker 1: it weird? You were like, what a freak? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with them? Like they had anything to do with their choice?
Speaker 1: Do you hear Billy get mon gross? Billy's ruined forever
Speaker 1: for like six weeks, like a four week thing. I
Speaker 1: think it was. He had to stay home from school
Speaker 1: for about a month. But you have to get it
Speaker 1: by making out right like that was the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the horny one. I don't know. No, that's
Speaker 1: how you You had to third grade? Yeah but I
Speaker 1: got sneezed on herpies? Yeah probably no, but I swear
Speaker 1: that's the kiss It is the kissing thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you right.
Speaker 1: I feel like Mono is dead. No one gets Mono anymore, well,
Speaker 1: nobody gets any of less.
Speaker 4: Take a look. See.
Speaker 1: It's a common contagious illness, usually caused by the Epstein
Speaker 1: bar virus. Did you get it from epstein or bar?
Speaker 1: Anthony bar? Wow? Hanging out speaking of Anthony bar and
Speaker 1: like Viking stuff. By the way, it isn't the herpes
Speaker 1: family so you weren't wrong. Yeah really, yep, yep. Mono
Speaker 1: was primarily caused by the epstein bar virus, which belongs
Speaker 1: to the herpes virus family. Less commonly other germs are
Speaker 1: oh cmv can cause a similar illness. It's easily through
Speaker 1: bodily fluids, mostly spits, so that's the making out part
Speaker 1: of it is called the kissing disease, So sharing cups, glasses, forks,
Speaker 1: sharing toothbrushes or food, or less common but possible coughs orzes.
Speaker 1: Oh why why? How do you know you have it?
Speaker 1: You're just tired? Is that what it was? I am
Speaker 1: tirespleen hurts.
Speaker 4: Well, then I've got mono.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah that was what I remember kids that had
Speaker 1: it saying that they were just like ridiculously tired for
Speaker 1: extended periods of time, for like a month straight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't play hockey for like, Chris is right. I
Speaker 1: feel like I've had mono for like twenty five years.
Speaker 1: The problem.
Speaker 7: Yeah, could you imagine if you guys got mono on
Speaker 7: top of not sleeping?
Speaker 1: Man? Bizarre? Yeah, I guess I just have to stay
Speaker 1: inside all day? Why not? Great point? Great point? Hey,
Speaker 1: you guys going to Vegas soon. Yeah yeah, suckers flying
Speaker 1: not together, Yeah yeah, which means we're gonna sob you
Speaker 1: think you smooch mam?
Speaker 7: Good luck, good luck French before you take off.
Speaker 1: A bar virus. It's a great tradition. Good luck French
Speaker 1: before you get on the flight. Just like to stop,
Speaker 1: like how you walking with your right foot? What boom?
Speaker 7: You guys know about that? What walking in on a flight?
Speaker 7: You gotta walk in on your right foot?
Speaker 1: Have you never heard of that? Are you nuts? Where
Speaker 1: did you hear this from?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 1: Remember? Like, keep calm and try on my s you
Speaker 1: had to put your right foot on first. What you
Speaker 1: do in the hockey post you have to get into
Speaker 1: like do you know when you're on the then the
Speaker 1: first step onto the plane has to be with your
Speaker 1: right foot.
Speaker 7: I promise you now that I said this, you guys
Speaker 7: will think about it every time when you walk on.
Speaker 1: It's just for some reason you got to go right foot.
Speaker 1: Left foot's bad. But I don't know, really weird.
Speaker 4: Go back to like the days of the Knights and
Speaker 4: stuff like that.
Speaker 1: It's just a Middle Ages planes not well read. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: You can't know that there weren't planes back then.
Speaker 7: So that's like due to that right foot thing, I've
Speaker 7: been trying to go for the old like good luck
Speaker 7: French before we take.
Speaker 1: Off, So double up on the good luck step with
Speaker 1: the right foot, make out with somebody randomly for good luck,
Speaker 1: and move on exactly.
Speaker 7: So like when I'm like when like I grew up,
Speaker 7: like we'd say like our father before we took off,
Speaker 7: like we'd all hold hands and do that when we're
Speaker 7: taking off. So now I'm just trying to say our
Speaker 7: father and then little French and then good luck.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 4: That's tripling up before he always goes.
Speaker 1: And that's it. An has right outside of gate D
Speaker 1: fifty every time, God, he's getting pulled off the plane.
Speaker 1: Yes you are.
Speaker 4: My whole thing is every time the plane goes through turbulence.
Speaker 6: I go.
Speaker 1: Core, you a combos guy when you like, what never
Speaker 1: had one? You never never? Because you know, because he
Speaker 1: said ons or.
Speaker 7: And then I thought of the Hudson News right across,
Speaker 7: because I know that's usually where I get my combos
Speaker 7: before I get on the flight home.
Speaker 1: That's where I get the old nine dollars white monster.
Speaker 1: That's not a euphemism.
Speaker 7: Crazy to get an energy drink on a flight home then,
Speaker 7: But like, isn't that the time to like rest?
Speaker 4: But he doesn't sleep, No, he doesn't sleep.
Speaker 1: And also that's just those don't affect me. I just
Speaker 1: like the taste of them. Could you chug one and
Speaker 1: past a billion percent? There's no way I could. I
Speaker 1: could hammer one at nine to thirty pm and still
Speaker 1: be out by ten. Who cares. That's not even a
Speaker 1: stick brag. It just means I'm a medical disaster. Yes
Speaker 1: you are. It's the opposite, right, I'm the opposite of
Speaker 1: Ross Geller, who's a medical marvel. Yeah, I miss Vegas.
Speaker 1: I really want. Oh we're only a couple of months away,
Speaker 1: twenty fifth anniversary. You'll be there. Come with Saucy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: come with Saucy and I when you have that makeout French,
Speaker 1: the good luck makeoup.
Speaker 5: What what?
Speaker 1: What weekend? He's thinking about it? When is two weeks
Speaker 1: from tomorrow? Yeah? Well, I mean we we leave two
Speaker 1: weeks from yesterday.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so since the weekend of the twenty six, twenty seven,
Speaker 6: twenty eight, even though that's Wednesday, I'm out?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: What the hell is going on?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why that is the kiddos weekend? If you guys really care.
Speaker 4: Why kiddos?
Speaker 7: So my mom calls Eddie and I and Sassin cam kiddos.
Speaker 7: So the four of us are hanging out.
Speaker 1: Well Mary Chris once that's don't you see that? Purpose
Speaker 1: We don't give each other Christmas present. We do one
Speaker 1: weekend a year where we have a big Slummer party
Speaker 1: both nights as the kid's weekend.
Speaker 4: That's hot, Tommy, What what Tommy is gonna happen?
Speaker 1: That's the voice of the Lord. I go Cam and says,
Speaker 1: you gotta sleep upstairs. Sounds like we're gonna be making
Speaker 1: some kiddos awakend.
Speaker 4: It does work that way.
Speaker 1: Corey yea, brothers don't shake hands.
Speaker 10: You look for every year.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you should.
Speaker 4: Yeah, doesn't.
Speaker 1: She'll come around.
Speaker 4: Hope suldn't go out of the corner at the wrong time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I hope we should stays upstairs. Never just
Speaker 1: getting out of plane. It's I'll just father for the
Speaker 1: ghettos where we're getting on a plane. What really matters
Speaker 1: is next this is the power trip. More sorry about that.
Speaker 1: That go for a bit. Man, It sucks, It does sucks.
Speaker 1: It sucks to to break your heart. It was a
Speaker 1: ninety nine Percenter. It was a done deal. You guys
Speaker 1: are s the eyes downed, the t's crossed. It was
Speaker 1: a done deal. Maybe we'll go instagram live at my
Speaker 1: birthday party. Maybe what really matters.
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Speaker 1: Heyward Calendar, sing it timmograw with the Chicks, and my
Speaker 1: dad's going to that show? Is that right? Hawk's day?
Speaker 4: Did you know who to text to me?
Speaker 1: Well, my mom, My mom, and dad are going.
Speaker 7: Guess who agrees with me out of everyone in the
Speaker 7: world to text me about what? You guys all know
Speaker 7: this person about getting on a plane with the right
Speaker 7: foot first?
Speaker 1: Yes? Do you know this person very well?
Speaker 4: Tolly Bones did.
Speaker 1: A regular member of the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 7: Not a regular member of the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 7: A regular member of a different show on.
Speaker 1: The fan.
Speaker 7: Guersy, Nope, this person might have a different role within
Speaker 7: the fan as well.
Speaker 8: Must Yeah, what bar goes right? But first in the
Speaker 8: world for Barb to support me on it. Okay, the
Speaker 8: person who've ever agreed.
Speaker 1: She's almost adamantly against every other piece of your existence.
Speaker 1: So the time you found.
Speaker 3: Something, present her with your idea of French before we
Speaker 3: fly the state shirt.
Speaker 4: Feel about that we French before we fly?
Speaker 1: Barbed the stated T shirt.
Speaker 7: Bar But if we need any more T shirt ideas,
Speaker 7: I'll workshop some today. Hey, she does, is there anything
Speaker 7: finalized yet?
Speaker 1: Do we know there's a couple in the works that
Speaker 1: I've seen power Trip specific kind of there's a couple
Speaker 1: that I really like, which means they're not going to sell. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: because when I like a shirt at bombs and when
Speaker 1: I think a shirt sucks, it sells through the roof.
Speaker 1: I'm always wrong about safe air T shirts every year,
Speaker 1: which is a nice way of me getting out of
Speaker 1: it too, because whenever they're like, hey, I need your
Speaker 1: advice or I need ideas, I'm like, I am the
Speaker 1: wrong guy to ask.
Speaker 4: Do we know first we French, then were fly?
Speaker 1: That's not a bad shirt? No, do we know the
Speaker 1: day if we're doing a show out there September first
Speaker 1: and September fifth, the night of the first, the night
Speaker 1: of the first, the afternoon of the fifth, yep, the
Speaker 1: fifth afternoon. I think noon to too. I think yeah too,
Speaker 1: because yeah.
Speaker 4: Play the one of the casinos.
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Speaker 4: First re French, then we fly.
Speaker 1: I like that, and then we get Lasik. Actually, get
Speaker 1: Lasik first, and then French, and then I don't want
Speaker 1: to see who you're frenching. Oh good point, all right,
Speaker 1: So take your contacts out the blind as a bat,
Speaker 1: make out with somebody, step right foot first onto a
Speaker 1: plane and then we fly and then we fly to
Speaker 1: doctor Mark loban Off and doctor David.
Speaker 4: That's what really matters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you you understand that, because like when you check
Speaker 1: out of a hotel, like how you have to go
Speaker 1: back in like five times. Yeah, but I don't have superstitions.
Speaker 1: It's just more of like I have, like go CD tendencies.
Speaker 1: What's the difference, great questions, Well, but this is difference.
Speaker 1: But like stepping stepping first, right foot first out of
Speaker 1: a plane, to think it's quote good luck for the flight, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is supernatural and and like your you think somehow
Speaker 1: that your action are are increasing the odds of the
Speaker 1: plane going. Well, I'm just paranoid and concerned about me
Speaker 1: forgetting something in a I.
Speaker 7: Think ultimately it lead to the same feeling same exactly
Speaker 7: because like every time I've ever put my shoes on
Speaker 7: before a gopher game would be right foot, left foot,
Speaker 7: and like right sock, left sock, and if I didn't,
Speaker 7: I would feel that uneasy feeling that you feel if
Speaker 7: you didn't look at your run five times.
Speaker 1: I still think the difference is you think that your
Speaker 1: foot on the plane is changing the future outcome, but you're.
Speaker 3: I see it well though, you must be thinking because
Speaker 3: if you didn't think it would, it would negatively affect
Speaker 3: the future.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't do it?
Speaker 1: There's there's there's But mine has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: supernatural or magic tendencies. Mine just is I'm going to
Speaker 1: forget my phone charger and I don't want to pay
Speaker 1: for a new phone. Charger. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's the difference. That's fair. Yeah, that's reality. I still
Speaker 1: think I think the thing that the overlap is the
Speaker 1: mentality of comfort. You're looking for comfort matters, right, for
Speaker 1: real reasons mine first? Yes, yes, yes, all right, let's
Speaker 1: start with what everybody wants to start with.
Speaker 3: I don't know why all the audio levels are so weird,
Speaker 3: So sorry about that to everybody.
Speaker 1: So cloud Chris requested this. We're going to start with
Speaker 1: this NBA Trivia.
Speaker 12: Love it.
Speaker 4: I've been studying.
Speaker 1: Wait the good news, Chris, this is a group project,
Speaker 1: group project. Nobody looked this up. I hope Sauce didn't
Speaker 1: read this while he was doing prep for the show Trivia.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook announced his retirement from the NBA after eighteen seasons.
Speaker 1: He played for seven different teams. He apparently did have
Speaker 1: offers from the Kings and the Wizards this summer, but
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm done, number four pick in two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight. I had forgotten about this. I always thought
Speaker 1: that Durant was the last Sonics pick. But according to
Speaker 1: the story I read, technically Westbrook was drafted by quote Seattle,
Speaker 1: but that was the summer they moved to Oklahoma City.
Speaker 1: So Durant played for the Sonics. Westbrook was drafted by
Speaker 1: the Sonics but immediately played for the thunder So list,
Speaker 1: I mean it just I mean he played for He
Speaker 1: never played for the Sonics, but I guess he technically
Speaker 1: was drafted by Seattle. I thought Durant was the last one.
Speaker 1: But whatever, Okay, all right, a couple of random things.
Speaker 1: Let's do this as a group. Sure nobody looked us up.
Speaker 1: This is the super famous one. I think you guys
Speaker 1: will all get this. In twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, he
Speaker 1: became the first player since Oscar Robertson to average a
Speaker 1: triple double for a season. Unbelievable. What year did the
Speaker 1: Big oh average a triple double? Because again, Russell did
Speaker 1: it in twenty sixteen, slash twenty and seventeen, and at
Speaker 1: that point it hadn't been done since seventy one, sixty nine,
Speaker 1: seventy two. What's the year dude did the one hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy seventy six?
Speaker 4: What's the year of the dude? The underpoint game?
Speaker 1: Sure? Just the same yard bet yeah, way back in
Speaker 1: the day sixty two. Oh, So that's how long it
Speaker 1: had been, but Russell Westbrook did it. But now, speaking
Speaker 1: of triple doubles, here we go. See if you guys
Speaker 1: can do this. Daddy Russell Westbrook has the most triple
Speaker 1: doubles in NBA history with two hundred and nine. God God,
Speaker 1: how many say course nine, He's number one. I need
Speaker 1: the five guys two through six only fans. Rose the
Speaker 1: Joker is number two.
Speaker 4: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: Bron Lebron is number five. You need three, four and six,
Speaker 1: Chris Paul, Steve Natch, Dirk, Kyrie.
Speaker 8: Dusty, Luca, Luca. I don't think Luca likes passing. Tyrese Haliber,
Speaker 8: Cat Duncan.
Speaker 1: Man Shack Dusty Bow also didn't pass Oh like Will
Speaker 1: doesn't he have to be? No? Jordan Fareem not Korean promote.
Speaker 1: Magic is full of magic. Johnson is fourth. You're missing
Speaker 1: You're missing Nope, You're missing three, which is obvious if
Speaker 1: you think about it, less d Wad Drew p Weed
Speaker 1: three and six, see right, three Three should be obvious.
Speaker 4: Step No, who's number three?
Speaker 1: Man should be obvious? For reasons. In the last four minutes,
Speaker 1: somebody just said Oscar Oscar robertson his third Robertson is
Speaker 1: number three, Number six is gettable current No Bird. Uh,
Speaker 1: this person, I would say was more known for assists
Speaker 1: than the rest of it. But technically he has a
Speaker 1: lot of triple doubles because he has a lot of assists.
Speaker 1: Jason K Jason kid, Look at that? Is he still
Speaker 1: all done? So? Thank you?
Speaker 4: Is he still jacked?
Speaker 1: Didn't he get really jacked? I don't know. Hawk doesn't
Speaker 1: know who he is.
Speaker 4: I would know if hers.
Speaker 1: So check this out. If we're gonna do, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do what really matters. Hawk's gonna change your life with
Speaker 1: something else? Then guess what We're gonna do? What more
Speaker 1: NBA trivia. But what really matters is this first we
Speaker 1: French Hawks Alredy.
Speaker 3: Investigators say a sex toy was responsible for shutting down
Speaker 3: some DC streets during yesterday's morning rush hour. DC police
Speaker 3: received a report of a suspicious package in a trash
Speaker 3: can at the tin Lee Town fire Station. Authority shut
Speaker 3: down roads in the area for several hours while they investigated.
Speaker 3: In the investigators of the package contained an electronic sex
Speaker 3: portable pump device.
Speaker 1: Took them several hours.
Speaker 4: Say it one more time.
Speaker 3: Electronic sex portable pump device work your mics like you
Speaker 3: don't know?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll buy you one by one. You mean
Speaker 1: to try it? I tried it in Vegas and live
Speaker 1: review it by yourself. What do you mean live review?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you go into the bathroom and
Speaker 1: have like the live like Twitter, I mean relaxed. You've
Speaker 1: had worse ideas, not bad by and put this one
Speaker 1: on the anti bar blist. No, not gonna work. Interesting.
Speaker 4: Aren't those the things that are supposed to make it bigger?
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Don't they like pump you up
Speaker 1: so you're ready? Why don't you go try Why don't
Speaker 1: you cry about try one in Vegas?
Speaker 4: If those things report back, they would be sold out.
Speaker 1: All I could be using it right now.
Speaker 7: I might be using it right now, but then when
Speaker 7: it I don't know, if you pump it up right
Speaker 7: like think of the Austin Powers one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it would get wait a minute, is mine mine?
Speaker 1: It would get stuck in there? Do correct? Hey? Do
Speaker 1: you guys?
Speaker 6: This is on the same level of what we're talking about.
Speaker 6: Wasn't there like a local judge that was like using
Speaker 6: a penis pump.
Speaker 1: While he was like working, No idea. I think that
Speaker 1: I thought that was a story. Am I making things? Mathis? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Judge Greg Mathews, the TV guy, Yeah, no, but I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure that was like a bit Does it help
Speaker 1: you like get to oh? Or does it help you get.
Speaker 3: Also called a vacuum erection device or v ED, works
Speaker 3: by creating negative pressure around it, which draws blood into
Speaker 3: it and produces a temporary erect makes sense once they
Speaker 3: were a construction ring is placed at the base he
Speaker 3: used those.
Speaker 1: Oh sure.
Speaker 4: I think I always feel like.
Speaker 3: A like a really good detective every time I'm here
Speaker 3: with you, because I always set you up by going, no,
Speaker 3: you've used that.
Speaker 4: I'm Joe sure. Oh, I know I should have admitted that.
Speaker 1: I think they added a pumping room here when they
Speaker 1: did the renovation.
Speaker 4: We've all kissed our cousin right right, ty.
Speaker 7: Right here.
Speaker 12: Two thousand and six, a former Okah now Minnesota former
Speaker 12: Oklahoma judge convicted of exposing himself well presiding over jury
Speaker 12: trials by using a sexual device.
Speaker 1: Under his robe that was definitely a flashlight. There was
Speaker 1: not found.
Speaker 11: I think I found what you were talking about. Sauce
Speaker 11: go ahead. Local one apparently was that attorneys.
Speaker 7: No good, but no isn't that a new state law?
Speaker 7: You need a milking room? And whoa Okay, no, seriously, we.
Speaker 1: Have one here, Yeah, we got one. Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: have a room that's that is dedicated to laking room?
Speaker 1: Is it not? It's a maternity war. What's it called?
Speaker 1: I called a maternity war? What's called.
Speaker 4: A milking room?
Speaker 12: Isn't it?
Speaker 1: What's it called?
Speaker 5: I think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you maternity ward? What is it called?
Speaker 4: Well, you know what if that's what it's called, I'll
Speaker 4: be right back.
Speaker 1: The Hawk's gonna do business calls in there. Is there
Speaker 1: a blactation room?
Speaker 4: Ye see, okay, yeah, I'm down there. Just be like, okay,
Speaker 4: come on, and I got this.
Speaker 1: Always out ROSI get out of here. It's my turn Rose.
Speaker 1: All right. So, if you are young enough to not
Speaker 1: have watched Russell Westbrook's entire career, you're probably like Russell
Speaker 1: west Brick, the guy that can't shoot right, Like I do.
Speaker 1: You watch him at the end of his career, he
Speaker 1: looked like a you know, kind of a joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the guy one of the all time greats. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's a first ballot Hall of Famer, He's a no brainer,
Speaker 1: scored a ton of points. How about this fourth most
Speaker 1: points ever for someone to never win a championship. Wow?
Speaker 1: Name the three guys with more points than Russell Westbrook
Speaker 1: that never won a championship. Carl Alone's number one, God one,
Speaker 1: Charles h. Carmelo and mellow is three. You're missing one
Speaker 1: Charles Nope, Scott Skiles can. I'll just go on on
Speaker 1: a limb.
Speaker 6: It's never gonna be Scout Skyles until it is. Chris Paul, Paul,
Speaker 6: Chris No, the beard, James Hard Look at this.
Speaker 1: Tommy knows his beard? Yes he does. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Not bad, Tommy, Look at you. That work, By the way,
Speaker 1: he's actually just voice text dude, the beard. It worked
Speaker 1: out wonderfully. Thanks for asking. What really matters is this?
Speaker 4: Sorry, let me see what's going on here?
Speaker 1: Did you buy a penis pump? Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: What well? I mean, there's so many sex stores in Vegas.
Speaker 1: We can just go, you know, check them out, try
Speaker 1: them extra size.
Speaker 4: I don't think you're allowed to try them on in
Speaker 4: the store.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I mean they got the stalls.
Speaker 1: You buy like three of them and then you return
Speaker 1: the two that don't work. Oh my God, what did
Speaker 1: they put in in?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: What's down tow Mineapolis, sext shop or whatever?
Speaker 8: World?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what took over?
Speaker 7: Do we know.
Speaker 1: It's a nice? That's a nice probably a coffee joint. Yeah,
Speaker 1: celibacy world, ask Rosie. I mean that's right on the
Speaker 1: heart of Minneapolis. That be a good spot. That's where
Speaker 1: we should put Keithan.
Speaker 5: The bar.
Speaker 1: That would be on brand. I mean there's half the
Speaker 1: staff is very familiar with that location.
Speaker 3: Damdelions have a folk name and I'm not making this up, kiddos,
Speaker 3: cover your ears. The folk name for dandelions is piss
Speaker 3: a bed because their leaves are a strong diuretic.
Speaker 1: Mmm mm hmmis a story, Yeah, yeah, go ahead tell
Speaker 1: the story.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, no, no, I know we we we know
Speaker 4: you told us in your early thirties.
Speaker 1: Yeah what, well, what do you want to know that
Speaker 1: you're not asking any questions. I don't have to volunteer.
Speaker 6: I know most of the stories you tell us off
Speaker 6: the air, we don't say anything and you'll just come
Speaker 6: in and tell it on the air.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when did you last pe a bed?
Speaker 1: Last year?
Speaker 4: Thank you for and you said you do it because
Speaker 4: you get chilli sometimes.
Speaker 1: Uh no, no, I well, yeah, I mean last year
Speaker 1: was tough. I had two incidents, so that got in
Speaker 1: the way. Twenty five was a rough year for Tommy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, your incident number one and then you
Speaker 1: had that number two incident. No, I'm not kidding, that's
Speaker 1: exactly right, Zach.
Speaker 4: You probably remember, yeah, we all remember when you pooped
Speaker 4: the bed.
Speaker 1: I remember that. Yeah, uh huh, yes, that took care
Speaker 1: of me pretty well.
Speaker 2: Remember.
Speaker 3: I believe both instances took a took place after a
Speaker 3: strong night of drinking.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the the number two the bed that was a
Speaker 7: Sunday night after like a weekend of eating really bore,
Speaker 7: just like every Sunday night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the piss the bed was after it was
Speaker 1: a Monday night. So that's a that's a tough one.
Speaker 1: That's a tough one on a Tuesday. That is a
Speaker 1: tough one. Nothing worse, all right, last one Russell Westbrook related. No,
Speaker 1: it was just the course. You know, Russell Westbrook fifth
Speaker 1: all time on the NBA assist We're.
Speaker 4: Talking about Russell Westbrook instead of in the bat.
Speaker 1: He pisses the bed named the four guys and the
Speaker 1: bed more than Russell Westbrook. Tommy for the four guys
Speaker 1: with Morrissis and Russell Bron, John Stockton, Dockton's number one,
Speaker 1: Chris this this what is Chris Paul, Chris Paul's two,
Speaker 1: Lebron j Lebron's four, Jason Jason kidd Is three. Geez,
Speaker 1: Max just smoked that list. Stockton one, Chris Paul two,
Speaker 1: Jason kidd three, Lebron for Russell Westbrook five pissed the
Speaker 1: bed six. Yeahs like an all time list of like
Speaker 1: a lot of Russell is a Rainer, first ballot Hall
Speaker 1: of Famers, like the relevancy or whatever him. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: faded at the end. Yep, God that sucks. And again
Speaker 1: he's he wasn't the greatest shooter at the end of
Speaker 1: his career, but in his prime he could score because
Speaker 1: he would just get to the ram and where is
Speaker 1: by he could jump out of the gym. He was
Speaker 1: one of the most entertaining players to watch. Visual former MVP. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the thing. He was the MVP of the entire league.
Speaker 1: He was great, super good. All right, more of what
Speaker 1: really matters after this more with Tommy Olsen. Ben Leeber's
Speaker 1: gonna be here in like sixteen minutes. This is the
Speaker 1: Power Trip Morning Show on the fan. Sometimes you found
Speaker 1: from the one eight hundred ask Gary traffic center.
Speaker 4: I know there's dead air. I don't care.
Speaker 3: I I.
Speaker 1: Oh, all right, what did I miss?
Speaker 4: We can't tell you explains everything, dude, many mouse.
Speaker 1: It's kind of the origin story now literally, yes, we
Speaker 1: just figured it out. Now we understand, but I'm out
Speaker 1: of everything I've ever told you. Guys, I would have
Speaker 1: started at that. That's how I never thought. I thought
Speaker 1: it was so normal.
Speaker 4: Literally, Max through a challenge flag. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 4: his pick, but that's all he had.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm just trying to piece it together, just like
Speaker 1: the listeners are, because I had fifteen commercials to do that. Brain.
Speaker 1: My guess is you had some kind of weird attraction
Speaker 1: in minie mouse when you were younger. Close, Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean where does it take a left turn? Though
Speaker 1: somebody did. Yeah, I don't want to know.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this one's not necessarily about me, got it? Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I'm no, I think I'm to We'll tell
Speaker 1: you interesting. Yeah, wow, all right, more of what really matters,
Speaker 1: scores and stats around the world of sports and in between.
Speaker 1: Cryst will change your life with something else.
Speaker 11: We talk about what we were going to do when
Speaker 11: the initials jackpot goes off, and how we're going to
Speaker 11: continue on and play the game.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's how this segment feels. Yeah, that was all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Court, have you guys discussed that Actually no, we Zach.
Speaker 1: Cor just brought that up the other day, that like
Speaker 1: we should get a meeting together and get this figured
Speaker 1: out because it's it's gonna go off at some point.
Speaker 1: And now we're talking ridiculous levels of money. Not that
Speaker 1: Carl's thirty one to five wasn't or Mike's thirteen to
Speaker 1: five wasn't, but now we're at one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars. That's so much freaking money we're giving away.
Speaker 1: At some point we have there should be a thing
Speaker 1: so much that.
Speaker 7: Day day of you guys have to drop your things
Speaker 7: and like bring a big check.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully if it's a Twin Cities person and record
Speaker 1: the whole thing, like the venture to go get this guy,
Speaker 1: like the old publisher's clearing house thing, bring the balloons
Speaker 1: and the giant check, that would be perfect, and like
Speaker 1: you record all of it, sure, you know, sure, God,
Speaker 1: that'd be great it's gonna happen at some point. Guy
Speaker 1: last week, right, the guy last week had went away?
Speaker 1: You never know. I say this every time, but when
Speaker 1: you know that the person has one right, yeah right?
Speaker 1: If we could stop time realistically, now we're like in
Speaker 1: a one in sixteen ish chance, right, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: you're not going to use q ques and excellency. So
Speaker 1: like now it's like this this guy here, Gal's got
Speaker 1: like a one in sixteen chance of being super rich.
Speaker 1: Yum man. If we can just stop time and start over. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Speaking of money, way more than one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars. How about the absolute flip job that
Speaker 1: Mark Walter did with the Los Angeles Lakers in October
Speaker 1: of last year. He bought the Lakers essentially for ten
Speaker 1: billion dollars and is selling it for twelve point five
Speaker 1: billion dollars. Flip it for two point five billion within
Speaker 1: one year. Wow, you have to pay capital gains on that?
Speaker 1: You think? Sure, I'm sure. Look all those rich guys
Speaker 1: have loopholes tax Josh Kushner, brother of Jared, But Josh
Speaker 1: Kushner and Bob Iger are buying the Lakers for twelve
Speaker 1: point five billion, So The reason why they're doing that,
Speaker 1: according to sources, is they were both involved potentially in
Speaker 1: the Vegas expansion franchise. They want that team, and that
Speaker 1: would have been around seven point five billion. I don't
Speaker 1: understand quite why, but I guess that was far from
Speaker 1: a guarantee. So they're like, well, we could either just
Speaker 1: buy the Lakers for twelve point five, the Lakers for
Speaker 1: twelve point five, or fight to get the Vegas franchise
Speaker 1: for seven.
Speaker 3: And I guess we don't really know the financials about
Speaker 3: why one's better than the other.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't you buy the Lakers?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, see I would argue, I would argue it
Speaker 1: two different ways.
Speaker 4: You're buying a classic car or a brand new car.
Speaker 1: But see I said I would, I would. Tommy, you'll
Speaker 1: understand this as a guy that committed to the Gophers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you just the next Lakers.
Speaker 4: Owner or did you have no other choice?
Speaker 1: Now that's no, But are you the next Lakers owner?
Speaker 1: Or are you the only Vegas owner? Right? Like, it's
Speaker 1: do you go to Duke and play basketball and you're
Speaker 1: the nine hundred first round pick? Or are you the
Speaker 1: guy that took the Gophers or the promise?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Right? And so then you can go to Disney World
Speaker 1: to celebrate. You could argued either clearly the I think
Speaker 1: the Vegas or sorry, yeah, the Lakers are a better
Speaker 1: financial investment. But there's something about starting your own franchise
Speaker 1: in Vegas and just having it for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life. Who's this guy who just sold it for
Speaker 1: twelve So Mark Walter, he sold high, Like think about that, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I guess he's getting investigated. There's some tax problems,
Speaker 1: he's in some legal issues, so he might just want
Speaker 1: to get out LA. They're gonna have to the Lakers
Speaker 1: money wise, Like look what Lebron did do.
Speaker 7: The average ticket price at at Philly went from like
Speaker 7: seventy bucks to two hundred twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: Really, like it won't that much like insane. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so he brings a lot of commerce.
Speaker 8: But the Lakers are aside from the Yankees, are they
Speaker 8: not the most iconic American team sports?
Speaker 1: And this is the record twelve point five is the
Speaker 1: record for a sports team. So like, this is the
Speaker 1: most valuable sports team right now in the world. There's
Speaker 1: more upside if you bought acting like.
Speaker 7: I know money, but like, yeah, I think there's more
Speaker 7: upside if you buy the Vegas team personally interesting.
Speaker 3: Just because I'm old school, I would probably choose the
Speaker 3: Lakers personally. I mean I would, I would choose the
Speaker 3: the Trophies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and is the next Bobcats? You know, the next
Speaker 1: four and you never know?
Speaker 7: And judging by them being a twelve five, it feels
Speaker 7: like they haven't gone down.
Speaker 1: No, by the way, just to just to depress everybody
Speaker 1: in these rooms and everybody listening. So Bob Iger, former
Speaker 1: Disney CEO, that's a name.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: Sure. I didn't know Josh Kushner until I read the
Speaker 1: story yesterday. Venture capital guy forty one? Come on, he's
Speaker 1: forty one. Oh buddy, he's what billions early?
Speaker 4: He knows people.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but again invested correctly.
Speaker 4: But Chef Boyard, what there's.
Speaker 1: Money in that? There's tons of money in the boy.
Speaker 1: Do you reminds me of you when we talk about
Speaker 1: this Josh Kushner or some random dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got cash, he's got you know what reminds
Speaker 4: me of you?
Speaker 1: Don't the most wonderful place in the world. What do
Speaker 1: you think I do think he made that much money? Uh?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Max, I mean he's he didn't start from
Speaker 1: the ground up. You could have You never.
Speaker 11: Open a Spotify, Instagram and Stripe made that massive investor
Speaker 11: investing earlier, he invested in the movie Stripes.
Speaker 1: Also, his brother is married to the President's daughter. Oh
Speaker 1: that's help, Papa.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 1: And his dad was like a politician, diplomat real estate. Sure,
Speaker 1: Dusty mon is this? Yeah? Yeah? What us old dust
Speaker 1: his Dusty Morney Jr. I mean I would assume. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, man, that's not fair. I don't assume. I
Speaker 1: can't assume Dusty's You seen him French before.
Speaker 4: No, we don't fight together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but she's good at French and old Dusty don't
Speaker 7: getting in like Dusty without being horny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never had a non horny Dusty. Have you
Speaker 1: do you know what Dusty? My cousin's named Dusty? Oh? God,
Speaker 1: oh my god?
Speaker 4: Which one you know?
Speaker 1: His name is Dustin? Calm dust I do call him
Speaker 1: dust Yeah?
Speaker 4: Have you been told not to call him so often?
Speaker 1: But I heard he has like a hammer. You were heard.
Speaker 6: It's so not.
Speaker 1: Just through the great Who did you hear that from
Speaker 1: the old family reunion?
Speaker 3: You need to stop and I'm telling you it's your friend,
Speaker 3: you might want to turn the volume down.
Speaker 1: I know what. The sponsor backed out of.
Speaker 5: Kidding.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though.
Speaker 7: Is this.
Speaker 4: There is a lot that matters.
Speaker 1: I have heard nothing about my cousin's penis not only
Speaker 1: if I haven't heard? Or which is the.
Speaker 5: God?
Speaker 1: You need help? We should show me each other? My god?
Speaker 1: How are you not in multiple documentaries? Is he not
Speaker 1: in multiple presents at the same time? Were you not canceling?
Speaker 1: All right? Your turn?
Speaker 3: Stephen Neil who played for ten years with the Patriots,
Speaker 3: and wonder that name?
Speaker 7: Ring?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, never played college football. He was a freestyle wrestler
Speaker 3: who defeated brock Lessner in the NCAA champions.
Speaker 1: I did not remember that that guy.
Speaker 4: Damn, I remember the guy who beat brock Lesning.
Speaker 1: I wonder if we talked about this six times. But
Speaker 1: none of us remember this or retained it, because that's
Speaker 1: a name we all remember absolutely. I don't remember the Brock,
Speaker 1: but be Brock I did.
Speaker 4: They were the same person.
Speaker 1: Interesting, how about that? So he lost in the Natty
Speaker 1: just how Gable did too, I think? But I think
Speaker 1: brock also won a national title.
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe very similar? Okay, crazy man Max imagine being the
Speaker 1: guy say yeah, I'd beat Brock. It's just so cool.
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem possible. Person Like, there's no way somebody
Speaker 1: else can take this guy down. It's like the one
Speaker 1: guy that struck out Mahur in high school.
Speaker 3: Listen to this, I'd wear in His final title in
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety nine, came via went over future NCAA Wrestling champion,
Speaker 3: WDVEE champion and UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Listener. In March
Speaker 3: of twenty eleven, Lissner told Open Anthony that has lost
Speaker 3: to Neil still.
Speaker 4: Sticks with him. How about that? So I know it
Speaker 4: is such a good and he won the Super Bowl
Speaker 4: three times?
Speaker 1: What a life?
Speaker 4: And he never played college ball.
Speaker 1: What would you guys do if you guys won the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl?
Speaker 4: I know it, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't even try to do that. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know. I meant more Vegas, but you know one,
Speaker 1: I'd be honored to go with your dad.
Speaker 4: Undrafted free agent.
Speaker 1: Man, it hasn't even been a segment.
Speaker 4: You're gonna need one on playing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, flying a little close to the sun there, ye
Speaker 1: looks like you yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh my, okay, oh my, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Well if me and the listeners haven't already put
Speaker 1: it together. I think that was the final nail on
Speaker 1: the coffin. Yes, it's crystal clear.
Speaker 3: Now I gotta know more about this guy, dude, this guy,
Speaker 3: this this uh, this Stephen Neil Yeah, six four three
Speaker 3: oh five born in San Diego played high school football.
Speaker 4: It's a huge bit, but he lettered in football, wrestling, swimming, tennis,
Speaker 4: and track and fields.
Speaker 1: It allow, how do you.
Speaker 4: Do all those sports?
Speaker 1: And who's going to stop you?
Speaker 3: Nobody went these teams went for and two in high
Speaker 3: school as a wrestler, again, stop right there.
Speaker 1: How did he lose twice? I don't know if you're
Speaker 1: capable of eventually beating Brock. Who are the two high
Speaker 1: school kids that beat you?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you one who didn't beat him in high school?
Speaker 3: A giant upset. He beat NFL running back Ricky Williams
Speaker 3: in high school in the wrestling match.
Speaker 1: How are they the same weight class?
Speaker 3: They both wrestled at one any nine, dude? When he
Speaker 3: played football weight three or five? He didn't when he
Speaker 3: was a wrestled.
Speaker 1: Right, so he put on a bunch of weight to
Speaker 1: play in the NFL. Damn, I didn't know Ricky Williams wrestled.
Speaker 4: No idea.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's he was just one of the craziest athletes.
Speaker 4: Best college football players I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: For sure, he won the World Championship. To you guys,
Speaker 1: time changes so quickly. Think about at one point in
Speaker 1: the twenty five year history almost of the Power Tray
Speaker 1: Morning Show. We couldn't believe that Ricky Williams was like
Speaker 1: openly talking about like biking across China and smoking. We
Speaker 1: were like, what a weirdo. And now like everybody bikes
Speaker 1: and smokes weedy in every state in the country. But
Speaker 1: back in the day, it was, yeah, he just went
Speaker 1: to China and smoked weed. What's wrong with him? Man?
Speaker 3: You know the crazy thing for me, it wasn't always
Speaker 3: that that, you know, he wanted to do it. It's
Speaker 3: just that he wanted to do it so badly that
Speaker 3: he'd give up.
Speaker 1: Give up everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And that's that's still the case, right. There are still
Speaker 1: people that are there's certainly getting in trouble for things
Speaker 1: like hack but it's on camera.
Speaker 4: You can't see me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we know, we know you want to go
Speaker 1: to Disney World. He oh, that's Mario. Oh what the
Speaker 1: what the hell was that labeled mini mouse and the
Speaker 1: thing so deadline.
Speaker 4: Really worse.
Speaker 1: Get away for my wife, your master, that sounds like
Speaker 1: her anyway. Man, all right, we learned something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, the Ricky Williams college highlights are unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Bo Jackson, you got Ricky, she got Herschel Walker.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Reggie and Randy Moss, who had the college highlights, are unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Percy Harvin's up there too. Randy was also like under
Speaker 1: the radar because nobody was watching Marshall football. Reggie Bush
Speaker 1: was everywhere and he couldn't be stopped.
Speaker 4: So Chie Bush won a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: And he wasn't the first overall pick.
Speaker 4: Ricky, Herschel and bow never won super Bowls.
Speaker 7: Right, Tavon Austin and Devin Hester's.
Speaker 6: Are crazy, Hester Man, the number thirty four is a
Speaker 6: running back is such a badass number.
Speaker 1: I know it got ripped even at the time, but
Speaker 1: just put that in perspective that the Mike Ditka Saints
Speaker 1: gave up an entire draft to get Ricky Williams. They
Speaker 1: traded all seven picks. Oh they didn't, Yes, they did,
Speaker 1: first round, second round, third round, fourth round, pick, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of them. They gave up the entire draft. He's
Speaker 1: worth it. Give us, you can have our entire that good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And they literally said, we'll give you our entire draft,
Speaker 1: you give us Ricky Williams.
Speaker 6: They traded twelve seventy one, one oh seven, four, one
Speaker 6: seventy nine, and two eighteen and two thirty five plus
Speaker 6: their first and third round picks in the two thousand draft.
Speaker 1: I had forgotten about that. So the first and the
Speaker 1: third the following year as well for the so the
Speaker 1: full draft and a half. But Ben Ben sitting in
Speaker 1: Ben remembers this. Ben, We're explaining to Tommy that the
Speaker 1: Saints gave up their entire draft for Ricky Williams. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: Dicken when he went all in that, Yep.
Speaker 6: It's the only time in NFL history a team has
Speaker 6: used an entire draft hall to select a single player.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Insane.
Speaker 4: Nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Did you hear my podcast lately?
Speaker 7: When he came back for his senior year or whatever
Speaker 7: year he came back and won the Heisman, like he said,
Speaker 7: he was like struggle mentally, and then the first time
Speaker 7: he ever got high was with his roommate and he got.
Speaker 1: Super high, and then he went and ran for like
Speaker 1: three hundred yards next week. Just felt better. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: just mentally got happy. Wow, which is crazy.
Speaker 4: I mean it's a mental thing, man.
Speaker 1: I mean right, it does help, he said, just calm
Speaker 1: them down.
Speaker 6: He won the ninety eight Heisman Trophy after breaking in
Speaker 6: C double A records for career rushing in all purpose
Speaker 6: yard Is.
Speaker 1: That record still around? Is this big man? Do you
Speaker 1: ever tackle him?
Speaker 10: I was going to say, you know what, check the
Speaker 10: stats when he played US at Case?
Speaker 1: Is that right? You got him a couple of times. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying.
Speaker 10: No, no, No, I'm not saying me specifically. I think
Speaker 10: I was, oh maybe maybe a red shirt freshman and
Speaker 10: maybe not playing much.
Speaker 9: But cowboy teams, yeah, for sure get him in the
Speaker 9: But you did get him in the pros. No, I'm
Speaker 9: I maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: Were you kickoff as a freshman, you had to be
Speaker 1: just selling nothing.
Speaker 10: I know that I was on kickoff return, worst thing
Speaker 10: of all times.
Speaker 1: Worse as a freshman too.
Speaker 10: The same they even hated just the practice part of
Speaker 10: kickoff return.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you got guys screening at you. It's the worse.
Speaker 1: It's the coward if you like, if you graze or anything.
Speaker 10: Sorry, the guys running fifty yards full speed at me.
Speaker 7: First time I've ever gotten just literally floated like parallel
Speaker 7: to the ground just taking out I kickoff return was
Speaker 7: the scariest.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I looked that up, so we we shut his
Speaker 10: a down.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. That's that's got to be pretty rare. Almost nobody did.
Speaker 4: Well by the way.
Speaker 3: Ricky Williams, drafted in the eighth round of the nineteen
Speaker 3: ninety five Major League Baseball June Amateur Draft out of
Speaker 3: high school by the Philadelphia Phillies, signed a contact with
Speaker 3: the team. During his collegiate career. He played four seasons
Speaker 3: in the Phillies farm system. While playing college football, I did.
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