Speaker 1: It's Mojo in the morning show. So your dad was
Speaker 1: teaching you something that he learned from his past, and uh,
Speaker 1: what is the the.
Speaker 2: Topic that we're going to bring off hery? I want
Speaker 2: people who have been in jail. Uh, and if you
Speaker 2: if you got it, if you're.
Speaker 3: In jail now he can call to let us know
Speaker 3: something that you learned while you were in jail. In
Speaker 3: jail or prison, because what is the difference is way
Speaker 3: more serious.
Speaker 1: It jail's overnight prison and or a correction camp, which
Speaker 1: is years.
Speaker 2: But it's it's like a I'm not gonna say country club,
Speaker 2: but it's it's a little different.
Speaker 4: How do you know all about this? Again?
Speaker 2: I watch a lot of TV, but my dad used
Speaker 2: to be incarcerated. He was in jail when I was
Speaker 2: in the third grade and then he got out when
Speaker 2: I was in the eighth grade. So he was and
Speaker 2: this is something that he's told me before. But recently
Speaker 2: we were talking about showering, and what he told me
Speaker 2: was when he was in prison that he would dry
Speaker 2: off like they had towels and washcloths, obviously like they
Speaker 2: would dry off, but prior to him using the towel,
Speaker 2: he would use his hand and it was almost like
Speaker 2: you could wipe your body down like a squeegee and
Speaker 2: it would it wouldn't fully dry you, but it would
Speaker 2: eliminate maybe ninety two percent of the water so that
Speaker 2: you weren't walking around with like a super wet toil
Speaker 2: or whatever it case may be. And then you could
Speaker 2: cover yourself with the towel. I think something like that.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, So he would go like this like
Speaker 2: in his hand, like either you can like put palm down,
Speaker 2: or you can do the edge of your like pinky,
Speaker 2: like the edge if you have a pinky.
Speaker 4: Like the size. Yeah, just spak off like a dog.
Speaker 2: You don't shake, you kind of just like like squeege
Speaker 2: yourself like kind of just comb down the skin and
Speaker 2: do you do this. I've done it before because I
Speaker 2: had like I had to like try it. I mean,
Speaker 2: I have a towel. I don't need to like I
Speaker 2: don't need to do that. Yeah, but I've tried it
Speaker 2: before and it does eliminate a lot of the water
Speaker 2: and makes drying off with the towel, like he kind
Speaker 2: of just dust off the rest of the water.
Speaker 4: How did this come up in conversation? The first time?
Speaker 2: He told me, I have no idea because I had
Speaker 2: to be in high school like I was. It was
Speaker 2: around the time he got out, so it had to
Speaker 2: be like I was ninth tenth grade.
Speaker 4: I really don't know why it came up.
Speaker 2: But again, like recently, we were talking on the show,
Speaker 2: and he listens on the show, so he you know,
Speaker 2: we have not talked to your dad in a while, listen,
Speaker 2: and I just tried to call him and his phone
Speaker 2: went straight to voicemail.
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm glad to hear that you're you're talking back
Speaker 1: to him against.
Speaker 2: Honestly, the last last time I saw my dad physically
Speaker 2: in real life was Thanksgiving. We probably have spoken three
Speaker 2: times since then, and more so in text message.
Speaker 4: But it's all love.
Speaker 2: It's just like I mentioned before, I've learned how to
Speaker 2: live without him, so I'm more comfortable, you know, not
Speaker 2: talking to him. Not that there's a problem at this point,
Speaker 2: like I'm beyond any drama, any problems or anything like that.
Speaker 2: But again, when somebody's just not a part of your life,
Speaker 2: it's not strange that you don't.
Speaker 4: Speak to him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty
Speaker 1: five six five four eight is our telephone number? What
Speaker 1: did you learn when you were in jail?
Speaker 2: Because jail prison these people are creative, bro, I have
Speaker 2: some thoughts.
Speaker 5: So first I watch reformed prison people on TikTok a lot,
Speaker 5: and I feel like prison made them very organized and scheduled.
Speaker 5: That's just an observation of mine. Something that I learned
Speaker 5: from a guy that I was talking to that went
Speaker 5: to prison was how to make a lot of interesting food.
Speaker 5: Like they come out come up with the most interesting combinations.
Speaker 5: So he taught me how to make a prison brick,
Speaker 5: which is like ramen noodles mixed with takis and it
Speaker 5: makes like this like brick and it's actually pretty tasty.
Speaker 4: Really, he still makes it even though yeah he misses it.
Speaker 4: He just makes it. Wow, that's that, you know. It's funny.
Speaker 4: I wonder who cooks better.
Speaker 1: We should have a chili cookoff cookoff with people from
Speaker 1: prison and firefighters because firefighters always know how to make food.
Speaker 4: So hey, hey, you know the song Kevin not Yet
Speaker 4: now long through a.
Speaker 5: Party in the county to.
Speaker 1: Yeah the Las jumping down to jump the band to
Speaker 1: swing shout, loft down Jampan sing.
Speaker 4: I think I did a tazz dance to this shout
Speaker 4: out to the cath Icic School of.
Speaker 6: Dancing and.
Speaker 4: Yeah there you go.
Speaker 1: All right, Tricia Chuck Barry, Tricia, have you been in
Speaker 1: jail or prison?
Speaker 7: I have been to bolt unfortunately, first time lunch every day.
Speaker 4: A seven s four on the phone.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 7: So I have learned lots of things in both places.
Speaker 7: When I was in the cow in jail, I learned
Speaker 7: how to talk in the toilet and how to fish
Speaker 7: in the toilet. They liked a bunch of streets together.
Speaker 2: You go down.
Speaker 7: What's that?
Speaker 1: I was, wait, what were you fishing between between themselves?
Speaker 7: Well, you can fish food. Unfortunately letters A lot of
Speaker 7: people fish letters because they want to talk to the
Speaker 7: boys out on the other floors.
Speaker 1: So you're basically fishing things that people are passing through
Speaker 1: the plumbing system.
Speaker 7: Exactly, absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1: Right, and then when you're talking about talking through your
Speaker 1: speaking in there, and can you hear pretty good?
Speaker 4: Like in the other.
Speaker 7: People are perfectly clear. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: So you're like, hey, how are you doing on that?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Why do I in the prison? The prison or jail
Speaker 4: that you were in, there were men and women in it,
Speaker 4: but they were separated by floor.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was in jail. In jail, there was men
Speaker 7: and women.
Speaker 1: Would you ever dirty talk into the toilet at all
Speaker 1: to the guys?
Speaker 8: No, I'm not.
Speaker 7: I'm a little bit more conservative myself.
Speaker 4: You're okay? Did you have like a sale man? Did
Speaker 4: you hear her? Did you hear her talking dirty?
Speaker 7: But I would be making I'd be making the guys
Speaker 7: fall in love and sing to me and stuff.
Speaker 4: And what was your favorite song for them to sing
Speaker 4: to you?
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I can't even think of what was
Speaker 7: this song? I cannot even think of it. I'm a
Speaker 7: natural blonde, so you know you gotta give me a break.
Speaker 4: No, it's okay, that's all right, Tricia, thank you.
Speaker 7: I honestly cannot remember what it was called. But yes,
Speaker 7: And you know, it's so funny because I thought of
Speaker 7: making starting a food truck of prison food, because I like,
Speaker 7: I can't even eat alfredo or anything anymore, because of
Speaker 7: how much better the prison food that I would make
Speaker 7: would be so much better.
Speaker 1: That's amazing that you would call prison food better than
Speaker 1: the food that you have on the outside. Here, let
Speaker 1: me go to Jackie here, Jackie, what a lot of
Speaker 1: women calling us up. I thought we'd have a bunch
Speaker 1: of guys Jackie first and foremost. When you are in
Speaker 1: jail or prison as a woman, is it assuming okay
Speaker 1: that you're all gonna have lesbian love with each other?
Speaker 8: I mean it happens, definitely, there's relationships that happened.
Speaker 1: That's I love that there's something about it. So what
Speaker 1: did you learn when you were in I learned.
Speaker 8: How to make makeup, and I would treat it for
Speaker 8: different foods and snacks.
Speaker 4: So do you make it?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 7: We would take.
Speaker 8: Bassoleene that we could order on commentary and order like
Speaker 8: a ton of different colored pencils and like smash it
Speaker 8: off the muse of powder for different plus or foundation,
Speaker 8: and we would use regular pencils or like the blacks
Speaker 8: for eyeliner. And we would take like ety tubes of
Speaker 8: our capstick and like use the actual capstick as well,
Speaker 8: and then crush up what we needed, stuff it there
Speaker 8: and use that for like our lipstick. We would basically
Speaker 8: get ready for our visit doing that. We would use
Speaker 8: like different pencils to curl our hair.
Speaker 4: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Wow, do you ever still do it today? Instead of
Speaker 1: going out and buying.
Speaker 8: No Honestly, I've thought about one time, like just kind
Speaker 8: of showing some friends.
Speaker 11: But no, I have not.
Speaker 1: Should make a page, would Yeah? That is pretty wild?
Speaker 1: What's up Alex you there?
Speaker 12: I just got to say when a caller calls and says,
Speaker 12: ye know, I've been to prison in jail first time,
Speaker 12: long time, it's totally different.
Speaker 4: That is true. That is true. Are you going up
Speaker 4: with a prison story or is that that comment that
Speaker 4: you I.
Speaker 10: Don't find how to say, I haven't been I've been
Speaker 10: a good kid for.
Speaker 4: The most part.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got a lot of women on here right now,
Speaker 1: and it's turning me on all these let's see here,
Speaker 1: I'll grab you in a second, Amanda, you.
Speaker 7: There, Yeah, Hi?
Speaker 4: What did you learn Amanda? When you were in So it.
Speaker 11: Wasn't me that personally that went to jail, but I
Speaker 11: had a friend that was in jail that got released
Speaker 11: and ended up staying with me, and she would make
Speaker 11: these things called coffee bombs. So apparently what they do
Speaker 11: in jail is they take a piece of tissue and
Speaker 11: they put raw coffee grounds in there and swallow them whole.
Speaker 10: Like she would wake up and.
Speaker 11: Do these coffee bombs, like you know, what are you doing?
Speaker 7: She's like, I gotta get energy.
Speaker 6: For the day.
Speaker 4: That sounds.
Speaker 1: And it would they would swallow it and it would
Speaker 1: be better than just drinking a cup of coffee.
Speaker 11: No, they apparently they swallow it because it gives you
Speaker 11: supposed to give you a boost of energy, like swallowing
Speaker 11: it in the tissue.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's wild coffee bombs. That's an interesting one.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Jean's on with us right now, Jean, And again,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, we're asking people who are in prison
Speaker 1: or jail to call us up and tell us what
Speaker 1: did they learn when they were in This was your
Speaker 1: daughter that was in prison?
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, my daughter is in prison recently. And she
Speaker 9: told me when I was constipated, to take a piece
Speaker 9: of bar soap and put it where the sun don't shine.
Speaker 4: Inside of it.
Speaker 9: Yes, like cut off a piece and pass.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 9: Yes. And I said to her, after I tried this,
Speaker 9: I said, it's to you. Try she said, She says, Mom,
Speaker 9: She says, no, you're supposed to do it out of
Speaker 9: the shower.
Speaker 1: Jez, Yes, Jean Gene, if you don't mind me, I
Speaker 1: went to asked what was your daughter in for?
Speaker 9: She had somebody beat up because they were stalking her
Speaker 9: and she got caught.
Speaker 1: Wait, she had somebody stalking her. She was protecting herself. Yes,
Speaker 1: and they didn't say that that was that way.
Speaker 4: The other person.
Speaker 9: You're not allowed to bring that up in court because
Speaker 9: it has nothing to.
Speaker 10: Do with it.
Speaker 4: Well, that's not fair. What where was this? What county
Speaker 4: was this?
Speaker 9: This is no here on Valley Correctional Facility.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. And you said she's still there.
Speaker 9: She is, She's there for another ten years.
Speaker 4: Oh how much time did she get for this?
Speaker 9: She got fifteen to thirty She must have got.
Speaker 4: That person must have got killed, right, were they killed?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 9: No, no, they were just beat up.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's crazy, Yes, yeah it is. That's nuts. She mustn't.
Speaker 4: Did she have a bad bad defense attorney?
Speaker 10: She had?
Speaker 9: Yeah, she had the what do you call it?
Speaker 10: The public.
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and blow they're bad. I'm sorry to hear it.
Speaker 4: And wait wait wait no, no, no real quick?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is the bar soap still there?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: It's not okayna me are you there?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 10: What's going on? First time?
Speaker 4: Long term?
Speaker 10: Okay? I was locked up in Wayne County jail, one
Speaker 10: of the worst, lit the worst, and I learned how
Speaker 10: to make a shower head out of de orderant?
Speaker 1: Shower heads out of deordorant.
Speaker 10: Yes, so you would take out the you would take
Speaker 10: out the you would buy de orderant and take out
Speaker 10: the de orderant and stick it into the head of
Speaker 10: the shower and it'll make a shower head.
Speaker 4: Because they didn't they didn't have shower heads on there.
Speaker 4: So that must have hurt your skin.
Speaker 10: When no shower heads. It's like the ones you know
Speaker 10: how you used to go to school and they just
Speaker 10: spray where you go swimming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 10: So that was that was cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah me uh no, me any were you in there
Speaker 1: for a long time or was it a short time?
Speaker 4: Ninety days days is a long time to me, man,
Speaker 4: that is a long time.
Speaker 10: But I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. The
Speaker 10: guards were getting down with each other.
Speaker 1: Wait, the guards were banging each other at the Wayne
Speaker 1: County Jail, like the male and female guards or.
Speaker 10: Yep, male and female.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 10: Well, we were in D block and we've seen one
Speaker 10: of the ones that used to watch us, and they
Speaker 10: had this little room and we just seen her get
Speaker 10: on her knees and you know, wow, they had an
Speaker 10: officer that used to look peeping tom at the guys where.
Speaker 4: Our shower was, and he would check the dudes out.
Speaker 10: He was Yeah, he was one of those.
Speaker 4: Well he was. He was a game.
Speaker 10: Got to worry about the inmates, You gotta worry about
Speaker 10: the guards.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Uh, Matt, Matt, you were in prison for three years
Speaker 1: and what did you learn?
Speaker 6: Yes, there's well, there's what they call fix the guys
Speaker 6: in there, that you pay them a bag of chips,
Speaker 6: some soups, something like that, and they fix anything for you.
Speaker 6: But one of the coolest things that I've seen in
Speaker 6: there was they make you a remote control out of
Speaker 6: like aux coort wire and when you're laying in bed,
Speaker 6: you can just take your homemade remote control and flip
Speaker 6: your stations and you don't have to get up and
Speaker 6: hit them.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I need this for me.
Speaker 1: I need that when I lose my remote control, I
Speaker 1: need like an old fashioned wired one that cooks right
Speaker 1: up to the TV. That's crazy. You guys have TVs
Speaker 1: inside your prison cells.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it ain't so bad in there, is it.
Speaker 6: I've never heard. I've got three three hots and a
Speaker 6: cot and over one hundred channels. There's a lot of
Speaker 6: guys that don't want to leave.
Speaker 4: What's the best channel that you guys would watch all
Speaker 4: the time? Bravo?
Speaker 6: What would you watch ESPN?
Speaker 4: That's amazing? Wow?
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for the call. Uh, Joe learned how
Speaker 1: to make alcohol and knives? Oh my god, knives.
Speaker 4: Here we go. What would you make knives out of?
Speaker 6: Hey? You guys talking to me?
Speaker 4: Yes, Joe?
Speaker 12: Oh man, you can make a nice out of anything,
Speaker 12: a locker shell, pieces of a big fan. There's lots
Speaker 12: of different things that people would get real creative.
Speaker 1: And what kind of alcohol are we talking about? Like
Speaker 1: vodka or tequila bourbon?
Speaker 12: Well, it's more like rotten orange juice. But you use
Speaker 12: sugar and hot water and you gotta let it cook
Speaker 12: for like five days. But you make a big batch
Speaker 12: of it and or five people can get drunk all together.
Speaker 4: Wow, and then hang out with the prison guards.
Speaker 12: No, you definitely got to steer clear of them, because
Speaker 12: that's how you go to the hole. You get caught
Speaker 12: being drunk.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought maybe that you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: that collar that was calling up about those guys.
Speaker 4: They want to go to the whole lot of crazy.
Speaker 1: I got to be honest with you, man, I'm going
Speaker 1: to pay my taxes.
Speaker 4: I'm going to try to be a good boy the
Speaker 4: rest of my life.
Speaker 1: I do not want this, but I would like to
Speaker 1: know if the women's prison needs any part time guards.
Speaker 4: We're gonna work part time on the weekend.