WEBVTT - I Learned It In Jail 

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the morning show. So your dad was

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<v Speaker 1>teaching you something that he learned from his past, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the the.

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<v Speaker 2>Topic that we're going to bring off hery? I want

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<v Speaker 2>people who have been in jail. Uh, and if you

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<v Speaker 2>if you got it, if you're.

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<v Speaker 3>In jail now he can call to let us know

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<v Speaker 3>something that you learned while you were in jail. In

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<v Speaker 3>jail or prison, because what is the difference is way

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<v Speaker 3>more serious.

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<v Speaker 1>It jail's overnight prison and or a correction camp, which

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<v Speaker 1>is years.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's it's like a I'm not gonna say country club,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's it's a little different.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you know all about this? Again?

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<v Speaker 2>I watch a lot of TV, but my dad used

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<v Speaker 2>to be incarcerated. He was in jail when I was

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<v Speaker 2>in the third grade and then he got out when

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the eighth grade. So he was and

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<v Speaker 2>this is something that he's told me before. But recently

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about showering, and what he told me

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<v Speaker 2>was when he was in prison that he would dry

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<v Speaker 2>off like they had towels and washcloths, obviously like they

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<v Speaker 2>would dry off, but prior to him using the towel,

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<v Speaker 2>he would use his hand and it was almost like

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<v Speaker 2>you could wipe your body down like a squeegee and

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<v Speaker 2>it would it wouldn't fully dry you, but it would

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<v Speaker 2>eliminate maybe ninety two percent of the water so that

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<v Speaker 2>you weren't walking around with like a super wet toil

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever it case may be. And then you could

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<v Speaker 2>cover yourself with the towel. I think something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a second, So he would go like this like

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<v Speaker 2>in his hand, like either you can like put palm down,

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<v Speaker 2>or you can do the edge of your like pinky,

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<v Speaker 2>like the edge if you have a pinky.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the size. Yeah, just spak off like a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't shake, you kind of just like like squeege

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<v Speaker 2>yourself like kind of just comb down the skin and

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<v Speaker 2>do you do this. I've done it before because I

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<v Speaker 2>had like I had to like try it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a towel. I don't need to like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to do that. Yeah, but I've tried it

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<v Speaker 2>before and it does eliminate a lot of the water

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<v Speaker 2>and makes drying off with the towel, like he kind

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<v Speaker 2>of just dust off the rest of the water.

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<v Speaker 4>How did this come up in conversation? The first time?

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<v Speaker 2>He told me, I have no idea because I had

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<v Speaker 2>to be in high school like I was. It was

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<v Speaker 2>around the time he got out, so it had to

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<v Speaker 2>be like I was ninth tenth grade.

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<v Speaker 4>I really don't know why it came up.

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<v Speaker 2>But again, like recently, we were talking on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>and he listens on the show, so he you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we have not talked to your dad in a while, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just tried to call him and his phone

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<v Speaker 2>went straight to voicemail.

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<v Speaker 4>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm glad to hear that you're you're talking back

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<v Speaker 1>to him against.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, the last last time I saw my dad physically

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<v Speaker 2>in real life was Thanksgiving. We probably have spoken three

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<v Speaker 2>times since then, and more so in text message.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's all love.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like I mentioned before, I've learned how to

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<v Speaker 2>live without him, so I'm more comfortable, you know, not

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<v Speaker 2>talking to him. Not that there's a problem at this point,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm beyond any drama, any problems or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But again, when somebody's just not a part of your life,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not strange that you don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Speak to him. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty

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<v Speaker 1>five six five four eight is our telephone number? What

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<v Speaker 1>did you learn when you were in jail?

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<v Speaker 2>Because jail prison these people are creative, bro, I have

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<v Speaker 2>some thoughts.

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<v Speaker 5>So first I watch reformed prison people on TikTok a lot,

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<v Speaker 5>and I feel like prison made them very organized and scheduled.

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<v Speaker 5>That's just an observation of mine. Something that I learned

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<v Speaker 5>from a guy that I was talking to that went

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<v Speaker 5>to prison was how to make a lot of interesting food.

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<v Speaker 5>Like they come out come up with the most interesting combinations.

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<v Speaker 5>So he taught me how to make a prison brick,

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<v Speaker 5>which is like ramen noodles mixed with takis and it

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<v Speaker 5>makes like this like brick and it's actually pretty tasty.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, he still makes it even though yeah he misses it.

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<v Speaker 4>He just makes it. Wow, that's that, you know. It's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder who cooks better.

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<v Speaker 1>We should have a chili cookoff cookoff with people from

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<v Speaker 1>prison and firefighters because firefighters always know how to make food.

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<v Speaker 4>So hey, hey, you know the song Kevin not Yet

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<v Speaker 4>now long through a.

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<v Speaker 5>Party in the county to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah the Las jumping down to jump the band to

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<v Speaker 1>swing shout, loft down Jampan sing.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I did a tazz dance to this shout

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<v Speaker 4>out to the cath Icic School of.

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<v Speaker 6>Dancing and.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Tricia Chuck Barry, Tricia, have you been in

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<v Speaker 1>jail or prison?

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<v Speaker 7>I have been to bolt unfortunately, first time lunch every day.

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<v Speaker 4>A seven s four on the phone.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>So I have learned lots of things in both places.

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<v Speaker 7>When I was in the cow in jail, I learned

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<v Speaker 7>how to talk in the toilet and how to fish

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<v Speaker 7>in the toilet. They liked a bunch of streets together.

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<v Speaker 2>You go down.

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<v Speaker 7>What's that?

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<v Speaker 1>I was, wait, what were you fishing between between themselves?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, you can fish food. Unfortunately letters A lot of

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<v Speaker 7>people fish letters because they want to talk to the

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<v Speaker 7>boys out on the other floors.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're basically fishing things that people are passing through

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<v Speaker 1>the plumbing system.

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<v Speaker 7>Exactly, absolutely disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, and then when you're talking about talking through your

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<v Speaker 1>speaking in there, and can you hear pretty good?

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<v Speaker 4>Like in the other.

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<v Speaker 7>People are perfectly clear. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're like, hey, how are you doing on that?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do I in the prison? The prison or jail

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<v Speaker 4>that you were in, there were men and women in it,

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<v Speaker 4>but they were separated by floor.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that was in jail. In jail, there was men

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<v Speaker 7>and women.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you ever dirty talk into the toilet at all

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<v Speaker 1>to the guys?

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<v Speaker 8>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm a little bit more conservative myself.

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<v Speaker 4>You're okay? Did you have like a sale man? Did

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<v Speaker 4>you hear her? Did you hear her talking dirty?

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<v Speaker 7>But I would be making I'd be making the guys

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<v Speaker 7>fall in love and sing to me and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>And what was your favorite song for them to sing

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<v Speaker 4>to you?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my gosh, I can't even think of what was

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<v Speaker 7>this song? I cannot even think of it. I'm a

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<v Speaker 7>natural blonde, so you know you gotta give me a break.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's okay, that's all right, Tricia, thank you.

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<v Speaker 7>I honestly cannot remember what it was called. But yes,

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<v Speaker 7>And you know, it's so funny because I thought of

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<v Speaker 7>making starting a food truck of prison food, because I like,

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<v Speaker 7>I can't even eat alfredo or anything anymore, because of

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<v Speaker 7>how much better the prison food that I would make

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<v Speaker 7>would be so much better.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing that you would call prison food better than

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<v Speaker 1>the food that you have on the outside. Here, let

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<v Speaker 1>me go to Jackie here, Jackie, what a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>women calling us up. I thought we'd have a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of guys Jackie first and foremost. When you are in

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<v Speaker 1>jail or prison as a woman, is it assuming okay

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<v Speaker 1>that you're all gonna have lesbian love with each other?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean it happens, definitely, there's relationships that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I love that there's something about it. So what

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<v Speaker 1>did you learn when you were in I learned.

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<v Speaker 8>How to make makeup, and I would treat it for

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<v Speaker 8>different foods and snacks.

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<v Speaker 4>So do you make it?

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<v Speaker 10>So?

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<v Speaker 7>We would take.

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<v Speaker 8>Bassoleene that we could order on commentary and order like

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<v Speaker 8>a ton of different colored pencils and like smash it

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<v Speaker 8>off the muse of powder for different plus or foundation,

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<v Speaker 8>and we would use regular pencils or like the blacks

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<v Speaker 8>for eyeliner. And we would take like ety tubes of

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<v Speaker 8>our capstick and like use the actual capstick as well,

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<v Speaker 8>and then crush up what we needed, stuff it there

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<v Speaker 8>and use that for like our lipstick. We would basically

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<v Speaker 8>get ready for our visit doing that. We would use

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<v Speaker 8>like different pencils to curl our hair.

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<v Speaker 4>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, do you ever still do it today? Instead of

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<v Speaker 1>going out and buying.

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<v Speaker 8>No Honestly, I've thought about one time, like just kind

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<v Speaker 8>of showing some friends.

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<v Speaker 11>But no, I have not.

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<v Speaker 1>Should make a page, would Yeah? That is pretty wild?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up Alex you there?

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<v Speaker 12>I just got to say when a caller calls and says,

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<v Speaker 12>ye know, I've been to prison in jail first time,

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<v Speaker 12>long time, it's totally different.

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<v Speaker 4>That is true. That is true. Are you going up

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<v Speaker 4>with a prison story or is that that comment that

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<v Speaker 4>you I.

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<v Speaker 10>Don't find how to say, I haven't been I've been

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<v Speaker 10>a good kid for.

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<v Speaker 4>The most part.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we got a lot of women on here right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's turning me on all these let's see here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll grab you in a second, Amanda, you.

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<v Speaker 7>There, Yeah, Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>What did you learn Amanda? When you were in So it.

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<v Speaker 11>Wasn't me that personally that went to jail, but I

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<v Speaker 11>had a friend that was in jail that got released

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<v Speaker 11>and ended up staying with me, and she would make

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<v Speaker 11>these things called coffee bombs. So apparently what they do

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<v Speaker 11>in jail is they take a piece of tissue and

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<v Speaker 11>they put raw coffee grounds in there and swallow them whole.

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<v Speaker 10>Like she would wake up and.

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<v Speaker 11>Do these coffee bombs, like you know, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 7>She's like, I gotta get energy.

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<v Speaker 6>For the day.

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<v Speaker 4>That sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>And it would they would swallow it and it would

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<v Speaker 1>be better than just drinking a cup of coffee.

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<v Speaker 11>No, they apparently they swallow it because it gives you

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<v Speaker 11>supposed to give you a boost of energy, like swallowing

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<v Speaker 11>it in the tissue.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's wild coffee bombs. That's an interesting one.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Jean's on with us right now, Jean, And again,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're listening, we're asking people who are in prison

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<v Speaker 1>or jail to call us up and tell us what

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<v Speaker 1>did they learn when they were in This was your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter that was in prison?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, yes, my daughter is in prison recently. And she

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<v Speaker 9>told me when I was constipated, to take a piece

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<v Speaker 9>of bar soap and put it where the sun don't shine.

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<v Speaker 4>Inside of it.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, like cut off a piece and pass.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes. And I said to her, after I tried this,

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<v Speaker 9>I said, it's to you. Try she said, She says, Mom,

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<v Speaker 9>She says, no, you're supposed to do it out of

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<v Speaker 9>the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Jez, Yes, Jean Gene, if you don't mind me, I

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<v Speaker 1>went to asked what was your daughter in for?

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<v Speaker 9>She had somebody beat up because they were stalking her

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<v Speaker 9>and she got caught.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, she had somebody stalking her. She was protecting herself. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and they didn't say that that was that way.

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<v Speaker 4>The other person.

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<v Speaker 9>You're not allowed to bring that up in court because

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<v Speaker 9>it has nothing to.

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<v Speaker 10>Do with it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's not fair. What where was this? What county

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<v Speaker 4>was this?

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<v Speaker 9>This is no here on Valley Correctional Facility.

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<v Speaker 4>That's crazy. And you said she's still there.

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<v Speaker 9>She is, She's there for another ten years.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh how much time did she get for this?

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<v Speaker 9>She got fifteen to thirty She must have got.

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<v Speaker 4>That person must have got killed, right, were they killed?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 9>No, no, they were just beat up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's crazy, Yes, yeah it is. That's nuts. She mustn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Did she have a bad bad defense attorney?

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<v Speaker 10>She had?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, she had the what do you call it?

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<v Speaker 10>The public.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, and blow they're bad. I'm sorry to hear it.

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<v Speaker 4>And wait wait wait no, no, no real quick?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Is the bar soap still there?

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<v Speaker 10>No?

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<v Speaker 4>It's not okayna me are you there?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 7>Me?

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<v Speaker 10>What's going on? First time?

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<v Speaker 4>Long term?

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<v Speaker 10>Okay? I was locked up in Wayne County jail, one

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<v Speaker 10>of the worst, lit the worst, and I learned how

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<v Speaker 10>to make a shower head out of de orderant?

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<v Speaker 1>Shower heads out of deordorant.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, so you would take out the you would take

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<v Speaker 10>out the you would buy de orderant and take out

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<v Speaker 10>the de orderant and stick it into the head of

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<v Speaker 10>the shower and it'll make a shower head.

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<v Speaker 4>Because they didn't they didn't have shower heads on there.

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<v Speaker 4>So that must have hurt your skin.

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<v Speaker 10>When no shower heads. It's like the ones you know

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<v Speaker 10>how you used to go to school and they just

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<v Speaker 10>spray where you go swimming.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's wild.

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<v Speaker 10>So that was that was cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah me uh no, me any were you in there

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time or was it a short time?

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<v Speaker 4>Ninety days days is a long time to me, man,

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<v Speaker 4>that is a long time.

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<v Speaker 10>But I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. The

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<v Speaker 10>guards were getting down with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, the guards were banging each other at the Wayne

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<v Speaker 1>County Jail, like the male and female guards or.

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<v Speaker 10>Yep, male and female.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, we were in D block and we've seen one

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<v Speaker 10>of the ones that used to watch us, and they

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<v Speaker 10>had this little room and we just seen her get

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<v Speaker 10>on her knees and you know, wow, they had an

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<v Speaker 10>officer that used to look peeping tom at the guys where.

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<v Speaker 4>Our shower was, and he would check the dudes out.

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<v Speaker 10>He was Yeah, he was one of those.

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<v Speaker 4>Well he was. He was a game.

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<v Speaker 10>Got to worry about the inmates, You gotta worry about

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<v Speaker 10>the guards.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Matt, Matt, you were in prison for three years

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<v Speaker 1>and what did you learn?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, there's well, there's what they call fix the guys

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<v Speaker 6>in there, that you pay them a bag of chips,

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<v Speaker 6>some soups, something like that, and they fix anything for you.

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<v Speaker 6>But one of the coolest things that I've seen in

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<v Speaker 6>there was they make you a remote control out of

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<v Speaker 6>like aux coort wire and when you're laying in bed,

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<v Speaker 6>you can just take your homemade remote control and flip

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<v Speaker 6>your stations and you don't have to get up and

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<v Speaker 6>hit them.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I need this for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I need that when I lose my remote control, I

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<v Speaker 1>need like an old fashioned wired one that cooks right

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<v Speaker 1>up to the TV. That's crazy. You guys have TVs

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<v Speaker 1>inside your prison cells.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, it ain't so bad in there, is it.

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<v Speaker 6>I've never heard. I've got three three hots and a

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<v Speaker 6>cot and over one hundred channels. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 6>guys that don't want to leave.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the best channel that you guys would watch all

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<v Speaker 4>the time? Bravo?

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<v Speaker 6>What would you watch ESPN?

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<v Speaker 4>That's amazing? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you for the call. Uh, Joe learned how

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<v Speaker 1>to make alcohol and knives? Oh my god, knives.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go. What would you make knives out of?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey? You guys talking to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Joe?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh man, you can make a nice out of anything,

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<v Speaker 12>a locker shell, pieces of a big fan. There's lots

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<v Speaker 12>of different things that people would get real creative.

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<v Speaker 1>And what kind of alcohol are we talking about? Like

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<v Speaker 1>vodka or tequila bourbon?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, it's more like rotten orange juice. But you use

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<v Speaker 12>sugar and hot water and you gotta let it cook

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<v Speaker 12>for like five days. But you make a big batch

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<v Speaker 12>of it and or five people can get drunk all together.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, and then hang out with the prison guards.

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<v Speaker 12>No, you definitely got to steer clear of them, because

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<v Speaker 12>that's how you go to the hole. You get caught

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<v Speaker 12>being drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I thought maybe that you know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that collar that was calling up about those guys.

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<v Speaker 4>They want to go to the whole lot of crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to be honest with you, man, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to pay my taxes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to try to be a good boy the

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<v Speaker 4>rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not want this, but I would like to

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<v Speaker 1>know if the women's prison needs any part time guards.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna work part time on the weekend.