WEBVTT - Jed's 'Laundry' Show 

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<v Speaker 1>This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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<v Speaker 1>Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. I'm happy that Jed

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<v Speaker 1>is in the same boat as me.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe you guys are. Maybe not Ashley. Maybe Katie.

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<v Speaker 1>But there is a void now that baseball season is over.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun fact, when I finish up work and I go home,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll throw on the day games because baseball is nice

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<v Speaker 1>because besides a couple days of the week, There's day games.

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<v Speaker 1>That follows into the night games. There's just sports on. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, it is now football season, but that's only

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<v Speaker 1>three days a week. We have basketball, but sometimes those

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<v Speaker 1>games stink.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to watch the Charlotte Hornets. And the

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando Magic. And then the WNBA. Did someone win?

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<v Speaker 3>We have game seven on Saturday at 8.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. How exciting. I'm so excited. 8 p.m.? Yeah. They're

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<v Speaker 2>going to go against Sunday Night Football? Saturday. But still

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<v Speaker 2>primetime college football.

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<v Speaker 4>What the hell are we going to watch, Jed? Joe,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you, and I know you're not a big

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<v Speaker 4>Bond guy. Bond?

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<v Speaker 2>James Bond. I love James Bond.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to start watching the classic ones with Sean

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<v Speaker 4>Connery and Roger Moore. Because that's all I do right

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<v Speaker 4>now because there's nothing on TV. I literally got home

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<v Speaker 4>yesterday for lunch. I turned on Amazon Prime. What's on Prime?

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what's on Prime. The old school Daniel

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<v Speaker 4>Craig ones. Like I'm talking about Skyfall and Casino Royale.

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<v Speaker 4>These movies, I don't know what it is. They're perfect

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<v Speaker 4>like background noise because there's not like a lot of talking.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you want to just hop in and hop out,

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<v Speaker 4>you can because there's not a lot of dialogue. There's

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of action. And you just know based off

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<v Speaker 4>the explosions in the music when you need to be

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<v Speaker 4>paying attention. It's the perfect like laundry show.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great way to put it, a laundry show.

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<v Speaker 3>Very smart.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the perfect laundry show and or, because these

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<v Speaker 1>are movies, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just do movies.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the perfect laundry show slash movie? What is something

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<v Speaker 1>you can keep on, but you don't necessarily have to

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<v Speaker 1>look at it? Like for me, Kitchen Nightmares, Bar Rescue, Diners, Drive-Ins,

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<v Speaker 1>and Dines. Anything like cooking that was on the Food

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<v Speaker 1>Network or what.

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<v Speaker 2>Are the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the problem is I don't even know the networks

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<v Speaker 1>anymore because they all have their own channel on Samsung TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Like True TV or whatever it was back in the day.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up because I watched

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<v Speaker 5>First 48. I would just watch it all day. Like

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<v Speaker 5>you said, it's a laundry show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh God, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Such a good one too. Endless episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing I don't like about... First 48?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. The only problem I have about that is that

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's no conclusion.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that's the whole point. I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 5>And I like the recap because sometimes I'll be in

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<v Speaker 5>the laundry room and I'll come back like, what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>And then they instantly recap.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to have a conclusion on these things

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<v Speaker 1>because then.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta go back and see what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>Then it gets made into a Netflix documentary.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't they find them, though? Yeah, they find them.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. It's not like Unsolved Mysteries.

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<v Speaker 5>I will not watch that show.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what is... Then I guess I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>First 48 is.

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<v Speaker 3>First 48 is they have 48 hours to solve the murder.

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<v Speaker 2>And they don't solve it?

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<v Speaker 5>No, well, sometimes they do, and then I want to

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<v Speaker 5>say 95% chance they'll solve it. But Unsolved Mysteries, they

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<v Speaker 5>don't solve it at all. So it's like, why am

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<v Speaker 5>I watching this when there's no conclusion? And I used

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<v Speaker 5>to watch it when I was babysitting.

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<v Speaker 2>What a weird choice. i love the office as well

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<v Speaker 2>the office.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the office is very important to watch everything

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<v Speaker 1>but when you've watched it eight times.

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<v Speaker 2>Through you start repeating it as it goes along.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah you just know what's gonna happen so then

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<v Speaker 1>therefore you can watch you know like oh this is

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite jokes But you could be in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen like, you know, cooking and that could be

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<v Speaker 1>on and you're looking at the food that you're cooking

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<v Speaker 1>and you could just.

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<v Speaker 5>Know exactly what part of the scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what she said. I know. I love that.

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<v Speaker 6>800-409-9393.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that for you? What is that show that

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<v Speaker 1>you is is any type of. Are there any type

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<v Speaker 1>of Bravo shows where you have to be watching the

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<v Speaker 1>whole entire thing at all times?

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<v Speaker 6>Only like the recent ones, but I'll watch like season

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<v Speaker 6>three of Real Housewives of New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>When Teresa and Melissa are really going at it. That

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<v Speaker 6>is like my comfort show. So I'll put that on.

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<v Speaker 3>Also Hocus Pocus. That's a good one too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And Hook for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Hook is so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an hour and a half.

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<v Speaker 6>And you realize like if you haven't done what you

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<v Speaker 6>needed to do by the time the movie's.

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<v Speaker 2>Over, kick it into high gear.

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<v Speaker 4>This makes me also realize, do you remember when you

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<v Speaker 4>were at home sick as a child? I don't watch

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<v Speaker 4>like the day. I just don't have the urge to

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<v Speaker 4>watch like the daytime television shows.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not anymore. But growing up, I love watching.

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<v Speaker 2>I never watched daytime TV.

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<v Speaker 3>Not growing up? No, I watched The Simpsons.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Jerry Springer, Maury.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's why you were a Simpsons guy. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>watched The Simpsons.

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<v Speaker 1>And then at some point, the TV that was in

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<v Speaker 1>my room, the DVD player- Only played Happy Gilmore. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to God. It was the strangest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 1>It only played Happy Gilmore. For some reason, that was

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<v Speaker 1>the only DVD that worked.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'd be annoyed. Just got to tap it in.

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<v Speaker 1>So that now is one of those tap, tap, tap-a-roo.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do the voice because Jed does the voice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what Jed does. All right. Star Trek, you say, Hector, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, R.I.P. in peace, which is another joke

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<v Speaker 1>from the office.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I mean, the original series, you know, you just

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<v Speaker 5>hear the music, you hear the guys talking, you could

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<v Speaker 5>see it in your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you know about the news that happened yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>or are we about to break something sad to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Something.

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<v Speaker 1>News.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it to me. What's the guy's name?

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<v Speaker 6>Sir Patrick Stewart passed away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Patrick Stewart passed away.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I know. That's terrible.

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<v Speaker 6>But, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he in Star Trek?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he played Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the new one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He made bald guys look good. He really did. He

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<v Speaker 3>was a handsome gentleman.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he did. It made me feel all better now.

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<v Speaker 6>But we're going to see him in Avengers Doomsday. So

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<v Speaker 6>he's got one more movie for us to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's going to be a little weird. Do they

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<v Speaker 2>finish filming that?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I got to get to work.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys be good. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>You be better.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the way. I'll be saying that for the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the show. The Mandalorian isn't busy TV for

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<v Speaker 1>me yet, but maybe it will get to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I watch an episode, I got to watch.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole thing. You're like, I got to sit down

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<v Speaker 3>and see the scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. Amanda.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning. What is busy TV and or movies to you?

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<v Speaker 2>I would say, like, if I'm doing housework and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>cleaning things and I just don't want to watch something

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<v Speaker 2>but hear it, it would be Grey's Anatomy because I

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<v Speaker 2>know it like the back of my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's 10,000 seasons of it. That's another good one, too.

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<v Speaker 2>Which one?

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<v Speaker 1>Shameless.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I love Shameless. That's also, yeah, I agree. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a good one.

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<v Speaker 5>And Bob's Burgers. I want to throw that out there.

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<v Speaker 5>Bob's Burgers will always be my go-to. I love when

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<v Speaker 5>they start listening.

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<v Speaker 2>When they what?

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<v Speaker 3>Louise will start cursing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you should start kissing.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that called, Jed? Jente? Jente? Where you kiss?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Amanda, we love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk to you later. Let's play some music right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you right now, I am too hot in

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<v Speaker 1>this thing. This portion of the Joe Show podcast is

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