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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode. Uh, I tell you what. Let's

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Speaker 1: talk about this loser.

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Speaker 2: You ain't wrong, ain't wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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Speaker 3: He's twenty eight. This guy's twenty eight, and he's never

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Speaker 3: kissed a girl or anybody.

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Speaker 4: Isn't kiss anybody who's twenty years old, he says. Then

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Speaker 4: he's shy. He's just shy, and now he doesn't know

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Speaker 4: how to start. It's one of those things. And I

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Speaker 4: do this all the time, not with kissing, but I

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Speaker 4: do this with clear I do stuff like this all

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Speaker 4: the time.

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Speaker 2: Where you don't get started.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you procrastinate a little bit on something, but then

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Speaker 4: you're like, oh man, it's been a couple of days

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Speaker 4: and I put off this thing, but now if I

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Speaker 4: do it, it's almost so late. And then you end

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Speaker 4: up procrastinating a little bit more, a little bit more,

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Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, three years has gone

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Speaker 4: by and you still haven't cleaned the back of your

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Speaker 4: closet or vacuumed your car, whatever it is that you've

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Speaker 4: been putting off, even though it would be so simple

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Speaker 4: to just do it.

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Speaker 2: I get it.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: People?

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is a kiss.

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Speaker 2: People know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 4: Because now he's got to go out there and it's

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Speaker 4: built up so much pressure in his head and he's

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Speaker 4: got to go and talk.

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Speaker 2: To somebody and explain I've never kissed anybody.

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Speaker 1: But you don't have to say that at all.

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Speaker 4: You don't have to do that, yes, because listen, and

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Speaker 4: I feel for this guy, and I'm not trying to

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Speaker 4: make him feel bad, but he's probably gonna not be

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Speaker 4: a great kisser because he's never done it before.

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Speaker 2: So would you rather just.

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Speaker 4: Admit that you've never kissed anybody before or have a

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Speaker 4: terrible first.

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Speaker 1: Kis you maybe just how hard is it, honestly to kiss?

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Speaker 1: Is it that hard?

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Speaker 4: Are you take a moment and like transplant yourself back

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Speaker 4: to whatever age you were when you never kissed anybody?

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Speaker 2: Still, like maybe five? Imagine what it what.

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Speaker 4: Kind of pressure you put on yourself for your first

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Speaker 4: kiss with someone that is like not family.

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Speaker 1: Well that's it.

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Speaker 2: You kissed somebody and they ended up getting stuck together.

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Speaker 1: Coming home.

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Speaker 4: Can you imagine the panic if you're a teenager and

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Speaker 4: your braces are locked?

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Speaker 3: I know, and you know it's gowful because you're both

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Speaker 3: it was her first kiss, and it was my first kiss.

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Speaker 2: That was your first That was my first kiss. I

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Speaker 2: didn't know that was your first kiss.

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Speaker 1: That was my first real like sophisticated kiss.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't sound very sophisticated. Your brother has got stuck together.

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Speaker 1: Trust me, it was sophisticated.

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Speaker 2: What was sophisticated about it? Actually details?

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Speaker 3: And I remember I remember thinking, I think she got nervous,

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Speaker 3: like and I just remember her breath.

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Speaker 1: I didn't like her like her breath wasn't that you

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Speaker 1: can't escape?

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Speaker 3: No, I was totally totally dialed in. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 3: like we were locked in for like, I don't know,

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Speaker 3: seven weeks. No, No, I don't know how long. He

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Speaker 3: was like it was a while.

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Speaker 2: Probably felt like I felt like seven years.

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Speaker 1: It was a long long time.

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Speaker 2: That sound crazy, terrible, Yeah, breathing that in.

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Speaker 1: But what are you asking here? What do you tell

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Speaker 1: this guy?

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Speaker 3: He just what do you asking people to go to

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Speaker 3: talk back and give him some encouragement?

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Speaker 4: Then he needs advice. This is a real person. But

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Speaker 4: we know looking for help, we do we do? Yes,

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Speaker 4: you know this person.

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Speaker 3: Tell them to just start out with a little peck

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Speaker 3: and then just go with the flow. You can't just

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Speaker 3: go is it in the office. You can't just walk

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Speaker 3: around and start kissing salespeople or whatever.

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Speaker 2: With whatever girl that he's trying to get romantic.

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Speaker 4: Well, you still have to can he just can't? He

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Speaker 4: just like, why don't you club or a bar or something.

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Speaker 4: Just get hammered, just get a little tipsy, and then

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Speaker 4: you're surrounded by a bunch of other tipsy people.

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Speaker 2: You'll probably end up kssing somebody.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that really works. Yeah, today's society.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying do it against someone's will around Yeah,

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Speaker 4: non consensual kissing.

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Speaker 2: I'm not advocating for that.

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Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't sound like you're not.

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Speaker 2: Listen, this would work for chick. Just go to a bar.

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Speaker 3: There's a different set of rules, way different chicks. Don't

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Speaker 3: have to do anything.

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Speaker 2: It can't be that different.

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Speaker 3: By the way, you can say chick, I can't. You

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Speaker 3: just lured me into your trap of evil. You just

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Speaker 3: got me to chick.

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Speaker 2: Is chick a bad word?

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Speaker 3: Well, yes, they don't like it coming out of guy's mouse.

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Speaker 3: Why a lot of them don't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize that chick was offensive.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, you can't chick and babe, there if I said,

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Speaker 3: if I answer the phone this way, you go, Hey,

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Speaker 3: some chicks online three.

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Speaker 1: Do you think she's really gonna like that?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm say you should.

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Speaker 2: You should walk around the and you trapped me.

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Speaker 1: You got me right in here because you threw it

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Speaker 1: out there.

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Speaker 4: I think this would be a fun experiment. Walk around

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Speaker 4: the office and.

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Speaker 1: There's no freaking way. What's up, babe?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the theory.

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Speaker 4: Just try different words and see which one whips them

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Speaker 4: up more.

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Speaker 2: Which one do you get the most HR complaces about?

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Speaker 3: All right, I'll do it. I need this job. I

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Speaker 3: got two kids from trying to put through college. I'm

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Speaker 3: not gonna go around and try to be HR nightmare

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Speaker 3: guy right now.

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Speaker 4: Just try Okay, then don't do it with work. Do

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Speaker 4: it out in public, go around the grocery store. Hit babe, Hey, some.

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Speaker 1: People know me?

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Speaker 2: What he got into him?

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Speaker 1: What a broad done? Talk? And after they run you

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Speaker 1: over with the car in the parking lot?

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Speaker 2: Why is broad so often?

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Speaker 3: Chris duve and touts in the morning, I like it, uh,

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Speaker 3: talk back in the iHeartRadio app twenty eight year old

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Speaker 3: virgin Maybe he.

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Speaker 1: Needs to hire the granny escort and she can train him.

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Speaker 1: My golly, we were talking about that three days ago.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 4: That seems to be just a conversation that has stuck

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Speaker 4: with so many people, because we've had so many people

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Speaker 4: mentioned that to us. It's of course the grandmother who

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Speaker 4: is celibate for forty years but then at the age

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Speaker 4: of fifty something decided fifty seven scort. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 4: but she's how old now eighty No, seventy three, I

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Speaker 4: think seventy four, something like that, And so now she

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Speaker 4: is a escort.

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine being twenty eight in your first kiss?

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Speaker 3: You waited that long and that's what you stooped down

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Speaker 3: to to get your first kid. I'm not saying it

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Speaker 3: seemed like nicely. I know that's wonderful, but first turned

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Speaker 3: her life around.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you put.

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Speaker 3: An ad out and like, I'm looking for someone my

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Speaker 3: situation that has never been kissed, right, Yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't magical with that beat. You don't have two first

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Speaker 1: time kissers.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to like pick up an expert.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't take to the road coming from the

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Speaker 3: girl that was walking up the hallway here earlier. When

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Speaker 3: we're all going to the bathroom, there's two guys on

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Speaker 3: the ladder blocking our way as there as they're remodeling

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Speaker 3: remodeling our building, and I'm like, I'm gonna walk around.

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Speaker 3: And Sam looks at the two guys with on the

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Speaker 3: ladder blocking our our way through, and she says.

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Speaker 2: I said, I'll walk under that ladder.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, why.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even mean it like that.

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Speaker 4: I meant it just would be a funny thing to

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Speaker 4: do because it's unlucky. But for some reason it came

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Speaker 4: out like I was hitting.

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Speaker 3: On these mets and and I've even said right then

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Speaker 3: and there, I've going nice way to hit on the

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Speaker 3: talent around her.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea why it came out that way.

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Speaker 1: One of them dropped his hammer.

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Speaker 2: It was so funny.

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Speaker 1: I think it was, Oh my god, that was the

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Speaker 1: best obody talking about it.

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Speaker 4: I didn't mean for it to come out that way

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Speaker 4: at all, and it, for some reason did.

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Speaker 2: I'll I'll go under that ladder.

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Speaker 1: I know why.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's Sam, by the way, morning's on cable on

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Speaker 3: to twelve feet that way, twenty eight year old. He's

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Speaker 3: never kissed anybody. What do you think it was me?

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Speaker 3: I just tell him to go to one of those

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Speaker 3: nursing homes where those grannies don't care what happened, and

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Speaker 3: it'll be like a Costco sample for them.

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Speaker 1: He can try a little bit of everything, you know.

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Speaker 3: He goes in there a supervision, it comes out ready

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Speaker 3: to hustle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those grannies will teach you how to hustle, my man.

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Speaker 1: Nursing homes are like cost Co now what you go

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Speaker 1: around every corner?

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Speaker 2: Hey, big boy sampler flatter. I love that. Please be

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Speaker 2: me up, up.

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Speaker 1: Yes, be me. Thank you for listening to this episode.

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Speaker 3: Up, I tell you what, and please download, rate, review, subscribe,

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Speaker 3: share by all.

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Speaker 1: That's tough. Thanks,