1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Well, today is free Comedy Friday, and we have one 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: of the legends back in studio. Our boy Steve ran 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 1: his easy back in town before me at the comedy 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 1: store in La Joya. 5 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 2: What's up, Steve? What's going on? Going man? Good? 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 3: Making sure the phone is off smart text messages from Anthropology. 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 2: So you're a pro. You're a pro. You get it 8 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 2: all places. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, because my wife does the phone thing, which he's 10 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 3: like anthropology Gucci for SoC So I get text messages 11 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,560 Speaker 3: and updates because it's you know, the holidays are coming around. 12 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 3: So yeah, Instagram as all sudden, Yep, they pop up 13 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,520 Speaker 3: the Anthropology What the hell? 14 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. Oh yeah, dude, do you actually buy 15 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 2: the stuff? Doesn't But I'm like I'm dumb. 16 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 3: So I'm like, you know, I wait to the last 17 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 3: minute and I'm like, what do I get her? I'm like, 18 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 3: hold on, text me, let me. 19 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 2: Go to my notes. You know. That's crazy. So that's 20 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 2: what I do. Okay, Well, that's good. 21 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve is gonna be at the Loyal Common Story. 22 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: A couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows Tomorrow night, 23 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,680 Speaker 1: Sunday show, Sunday show. 24 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 3: Alright, this is good Sunday night, seven o'clock, all right, 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 3: and then I'm on the Red Eye home that night too, 26 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 3: and you're back in New York. 27 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,479 Speaker 2: Right back in New York. I'm heading right back after 28 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 2: you like the Red Eye? Do you prefer it or 29 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 2: is it just give me home? Here's what I like. 30 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,040 Speaker 3: I like planes that take off land because I was 31 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 3: going planes that people on it are not. 32 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 2: It's like, not the cast of con Air Cyrus. 33 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 4: I don't want to have to look for a hamster 34 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 4: for two hours before we take off. 35 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 3: Okay, So whatever flight time that is, it's my favorite flight. 36 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 2: That's basically where we are at this point. 37 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: We've talked about this on our show, is that it's like, 38 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's happening more or just with 39 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 1: cell phones we see it more. But there's crazy people 40 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: on flights now, non stop. 41 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 3: And then the worst part is the first thing I 42 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 3: do is I look to see what the airline. They 43 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 3: don't give you the airline and advance in the story. 44 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 3: I'm like whatever, I'm like looking for detail, and then 45 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 3: you hear it's like it's Arrow airlines. I was like, oh, 46 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 3: I'm never flying there, but those people spread out everywhere 47 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 3: now and every I mean it's everywhere Fuite Delta, So 48 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, I've had people on there that are 49 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 3: just like, you know, shoes and socks off. 50 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 2: Dude, what the hell are we doing? Like, what are 51 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 2: we doing? 52 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 1: Like? 53 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,119 Speaker 3: I fleet, so I fly usually up on the front 54 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 3: of the plane. Okay, so that's okay. But and now 55 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 3: I dressed the way I addressed. My mom is like disgusted. 56 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 3: Sometimes she's like, you're not wearing like a jacket in 57 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 3: first class. I'm like, Mom, there was a man in 58 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 3: pajamas and no shoes on next to me. 59 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, ok, yeah, he was vaping on the plane. 60 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: So this isn't the forties where we dress up here 61 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: in suit and tied to travel. 62 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 5: Smoking bugs and reading the Wall Street Journal. It's a 63 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 5: little different anymore, A little different, Steve. Last time I 64 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 5: talked to you, and it's been it's been a minute 65 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 5: since you've been in we were talking. We really related 66 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 5: because I I'm a little league coach and my kid 67 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 5: is you know, we're now in juniors and so it's 68 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 5: different level baseball things like that. You were involved in 69 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 5: this too. Are you still in the coaching realm. 70 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 2: Or I'm in the I'm in. Now my son plays travel. 71 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 3: Okay, hand all the responsibility over to somebody else. 72 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:24,799 Speaker 2: Your money over, yea, all the. 73 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 3: Valuable assets you can't get back, you hand that to 74 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:36,119 Speaker 3: another person. Okay, you can sit on the sidelines. Now 75 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 3: you have to learn how to do that. 76 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: That's not That's what I was gonna ask because me, I, 77 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: I've had the chances of going in that direction, but 78 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: I don't think I can do it. I don't think 79 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: like this is our last year and then I hand 80 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: them off to high school. I don't know what I'm 81 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: gonna do. Learn, dude, I don't know how. 82 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 2: And you have to go through versions of yourself. You're 83 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 2: going to be a rookie. 84 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 3: The first talk to me, I still still thought I 85 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 3: had all the knowledge in the world, and so I 86 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 3: chirped I would be not necessarily at my side, but 87 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 3: just at like coachas coaching decisions, Yeah, making coments. 88 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. It was like a father's day. 89 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 3: And this guy, this umpire, I mean, this other kid 90 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 3: was balking left and right. 91 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:29,039 Speaker 2: The balk it's a it's a complicated pitching thing. 92 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,159 Speaker 3: But it's kind and it's sort of judgmental as so anyway, 93 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 3: this other kid was balking left and right, and then 94 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 3: my son was pitching and and the umpire kept missing it. 95 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 3: But we were figuring he's going to just like, let 96 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 3: this kind of be not a problem. 97 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 2: Some guys just don't, you know, do that. 98 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 3: And then my son literally pull comes set and then 99 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 3: just kind of looked a little bit over his shoulder 100 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 3: too much. He goes, balk, I go, oh that you saw. 101 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 3: He just takes the mask off and he goes, that's 102 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,600 Speaker 3: enough out of you. 103 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 2: You are right, you can't be that guy. 104 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 3: You can't realize you can't be because number one, I've 105 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 3: been on the road a lot. I got to watch 106 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,600 Speaker 3: you know, they have all the technology. I watch the game, right, 107 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 3: I watch my my son's got a perfect game game today. 108 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:16,479 Speaker 2: I will watch it. That's cool. Yeah, perfect. It's also miked. 109 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, all the parents, all the smack talk going around 110 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 3: and all like that. You're like, oh, I know, like 111 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,600 Speaker 3: who that And I'm like, oh, someone's gonna listen, and 112 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 3: I'm going to be the guy there, that guy. I 113 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 3: don't want to do that. So now I've transitioned to 114 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 3: I'm taking edible gummy and sit in the ass. 115 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 2: Okay, that's good, that's great. 116 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: There are different types of parents. You got the outfield guy. 117 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: You got the parents that are like on the side 118 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: in their own chairs that don't they don't want to 119 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 1: talk to anybody. 120 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 3: It's not that I ever want to communicate or talk 121 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 3: to You don't want to be you know, you drop 122 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,359 Speaker 3: the kids off, you gotta be there now. I do 123 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 3: all the socializing that it comes game time because what 124 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 3: I can do out there, I love to I don't 125 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 3: like sometimes parents will talk and they'll just talk to you, 126 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:05,679 Speaker 3: and I want to watch the game. 127 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 2: A little bit. They don't really care. I can pay 128 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,440 Speaker 2: attention to everything. I want to play. 129 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 3: I love to pay atten. I love to watch. That's 130 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 3: my favorite thing in the world. The wat kids play sports. 131 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 132 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 3: But I can mumble to myself and nobody hears me. 133 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,200 Speaker 3: I know, and they think you're a crazy person out 134 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 3: in the outfield. That's that's where you belong, and that's 135 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 3: where I have now graduated to. 136 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 2: That's smart. That's smart there. Okay, that's good. You get 137 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 2: bit by more mosquitoes. It's a longer walk to the 138 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 2: sessions bathrooms. Yeah, I don't mind. I got to get 139 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 2: up and walk around back. So there you go. Bad. 140 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's I don't get to hear any of 141 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: this stuff because, you know, as the coach, I'm in 142 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: the dugout and then I'm walking, you know, in and 143 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,720 Speaker 1: out doing these things. But my wife is in the stands, 144 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: so she's in there, you know, and she'll come back. 145 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 1: We do this thing where I get the report and 146 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 1: people talk freely around They sometimes they realize, oh, that's 147 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 1: the coach's wife, you know, and sometimes they they don't know. 148 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yes, oh yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah, 149 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: what's what's wrong with that coach? Tell me more what 150 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: you think of him and his family? And I say, 151 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,679 Speaker 1: it's my lapel. 152 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. 153 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,600 Speaker 1: So I'll get the report on like what's what the skin, 154 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 1: you know, the chatter is and the stands of like 155 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: what's going on. 156 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 2: It's normally not about me. 157 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: It is about you know whatever, that kid or the 158 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 1: other coach or whatever. Sometimes though, it is about me, 159 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: and I'll be like, wow, really they said that. I'm like, 160 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: oh my god, like, why didn't you argue that it 161 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,120 Speaker 1: wasn't It wasn't the thing I can argue. And then 162 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 1: that's the best part is they don't even know the 163 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: game half the time. These guys don't even know the game, 164 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: and they're chirping things that like don't even make sense, 165 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 1: you know, and so that that does get to me 166 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: a little bit. But it is what's really. 167 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 2: Like, It's just it takes a lot of just I mean, 168 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 2: you have to be who you are. I don't want 169 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 2: people to change. 170 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 3: But if you are the loud, obnoxious going to comment 171 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 3: on everything, just go out to the outfit and sit 172 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 3: out smart, just be out there so that you don't 173 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 3: have to because then, you know, when it comes down 174 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 3: to it, these are kids sports, there are kids, you know, 175 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 3: they can travels a different thing because people are paying money, 176 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 3: like you know, and so the people feel invested in 177 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 3: it and they you know, they're losing their time and 178 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 3: they feel like they have all that passion and so 179 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 3: you know. 180 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 2: But to me, it's like, guys, like a little bit, 181 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 2: trust me, give your kid. 182 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,960 Speaker 6: Tips from like the like when I would pitch, your 183 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 6: dad would sit in the stands and if I threw 184 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 6: a couple of balls, it was mainly a lot of 185 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 6: time I was dropping my elbow. So I look at 186 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,960 Speaker 6: my dad and he pointed at his elbow to help 187 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:52,320 Speaker 6: me out. 188 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 2: Do you do that? I do lessons with my sons. 189 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 3: We're already my younger sons already a better baseball player 190 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 3: than I ever was or will ever be. 191 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 2: This is it. 192 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 3: So I'm like, I only know what the coaches tell 193 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 3: him to do. Now, you know, Like now he's like 194 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,440 Speaker 3: standing straight up at the battest box. Sometimes he's getting 195 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,120 Speaker 3: too tall, and it's like you got to sit in 196 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,719 Speaker 3: his legs a little bit. So you know, I'll just 197 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,959 Speaker 3: sit there and I'll be like, hey, remember your legs. 198 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,839 Speaker 3: Because my youngest plays golf. He loves golf playing, and 199 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,680 Speaker 3: that's great. That's like changed my whole I've gotten way 200 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,600 Speaker 3: worse at golf because I don't practice, but I love 201 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:30,600 Speaker 3: playing a lot more. 202 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,959 Speaker 2: But like the golf swing is very different. 203 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:35,640 Speaker 3: So like I that's the one thing, Like as we're 204 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 3: driving there, I go, hey, let's reset our mind right now. 205 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 2: Let's like knocket in front of the ball. Let's stay back, 206 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:42,559 Speaker 2: you know, like let's do the things that like, because 207 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,600 Speaker 2: you know, and like. 208 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,480 Speaker 3: I don't want the whole game doubleheader to go by 209 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 3: and be like, oh, you know what I forgot. I 210 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:55,719 Speaker 3: wasn't switch my swing, and like sometimes I mean, I 211 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 3: don't know about your kids, but mine are dumb enough 212 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 3: that they hit a little bit of. 213 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,440 Speaker 1: You don't say we're very similar. My daughter is the golfer, 214 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,640 Speaker 1: she's on the high school golf team, and my son 215 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 1: is the baseball player. So I'll take her golfing and 216 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, this is perfect. You know, we'll go out. Yeah, 217 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 1: and I try to coach her up a little bit. 218 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 1: It does not go over well at all. So that 219 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 1: I'm fine with coaching my son. I cannot coach my daughter. 220 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 3: How I do the golfing is I go forget coaching 221 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,680 Speaker 3: and stuff. We do like a Bryce and the Shambo. 222 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 1: I get. 223 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,319 Speaker 3: I had two love mics. We mike each other up. 224 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 3: We got a little camera on the golf cart. And 225 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,599 Speaker 3: he just likes to He's competitive, so he'll I'm like, 226 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,440 Speaker 3: I'll give you twenty strokes and there's no way you're 227 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:34,920 Speaker 3: gonna beat me. 228 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:42,199 Speaker 2: Oh smack talk. He's getting better, you know, like that's 229 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:42,840 Speaker 2: that's fun. 230 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,680 Speaker 3: Now, that's good. Yeah. And then you know he'll watch 231 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,640 Speaker 3: the video. Let me see my swing, break it break 232 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 3: it down film by the Shambo channel, like he loves 233 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 3: that's crazy. 234 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,439 Speaker 2: That YouTube channel is amazing. That's chance to watch it. 235 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,959 Speaker 2: Check it out. He's unbelievable, Like what he's doing for golf. 236 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 1: You gotta check out Steve. He's performing at the Laoyal 237 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 1: Comedy Store. Couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows 238 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,719 Speaker 1: tomorrow night, and don't forget about that Sunday Sunday. Don't 239 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,560 Speaker 1: forget about that Sunday sah. 240 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah. 241 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:11,280 Speaker 1: So here's what's fun is that Thor is literally any 242 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 1: second going to be a new dad. 243 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,040 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, first baby. 244 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 1: Yeah no, right, stand up, just so she's she's nine 245 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,040 Speaker 1: months literally like ready to go. 246 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 2: Like he may get a call first first and know 247 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 2: it's it going to be a boy. You already know dilation, yes, yes, yes, yes, 248 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 2: a quick thing. Here we go. This is what I needed. Breaks. 249 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,080 Speaker 2: You really don't need to rush. That's what I was 250 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:40,959 Speaker 2: just saying that I will tell you something right now. 251 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 3: My wife's water broke and my first son and I 252 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,240 Speaker 3: had just gotten this is uh now, sixteen and a 253 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,679 Speaker 3: half years ago, I got an appointment with the number one. 254 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 3: I was just starting the second the second season the league, 255 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,280 Speaker 3: and I realized after the first thing they need to 256 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 3: lose was a little bit of weight. 257 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,359 Speaker 2: So I just started, uh colonics, oh wow. 258 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,880 Speaker 3: And I got with the number one colonic guy play 259 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 3: with the number one, and it was like that afternoon 260 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,199 Speaker 3: and she goes my water broke. I go, look, I 261 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 3: have that appointment. 262 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,600 Speaker 2: Run get it done. I'll come back. We got the 263 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 2: bag pack and we're gonna and we're gonna go and 264 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,600 Speaker 2: then we'll have the paper. And we did it and 265 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,719 Speaker 2: she was like it was fine. She was okay with that. 266 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,439 Speaker 2: It's okay with that. 267 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 4: I did it. I go now, we both we both 268 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 4: were ready to go. Yes, everyone gave birthday. My thing is, 269 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 4: I don't want I'm a big football fan. I'm I'm 270 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 4: from New York. I'm a Giants fan. So I'm like, I. 271 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 6: Don't want this on a Sunday. I don't want this 272 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,440 Speaker 6: kid board on a Sunday. Okay, after the Broncos game, 273 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,400 Speaker 6: I don't need this. Yes, I just I just want 274 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,679 Speaker 6: to watch the Giants game against the Eagles, and then 275 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 6: you can the kid could be born. 276 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,440 Speaker 2: That's why I think you can predict that. 277 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:47,200 Speaker 3: If that here's what if that game is tight, right, 278 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 3: and then in halftime breaks, that's the second half. You 279 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:56,840 Speaker 3: can't sit through the second like that is it's the time. 280 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 3: It out like it could be two hours. I know hour, 281 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 3: we rushing time. 282 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 2: Now you're like, because I've done that with my wife. 283 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,319 Speaker 3: For him, I'm like, we will leave at the end, 284 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 3: last second, and all of a sudden, I'm like, it's overtime. 285 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. You have to 286 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 2: go to dinner by yourself, she said when the game 287 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 2: was it's not over. It's brutal. You got. That's gonna 288 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,560 Speaker 2: be tough. She knows, she knows. 289 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:27,319 Speaker 6: I bring I'm bringing if God forbid, something happens, I'm 290 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,160 Speaker 6: bringing my iPad with me so I can watch. 291 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,839 Speaker 2: The Yeah, there's a ton of like when you're there, 292 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,640 Speaker 2: you just downtime the world. These girls, though, they're they're 293 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 2: all over him, laps. I was taking like I would do, 294 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 2: like test my own blood pressure. I'm okay with that. 295 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,199 Speaker 2: But this guy is not a calm football watcher. So 296 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 2: he's not going to be paying attention to his wife. 297 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 2: He's going to be yelling at the iPad. It's going 298 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:54,479 Speaker 2: to be annoying. Well, I tell you what. Look it 299 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 2: it's a lot like a football huddle where it's like. 300 00:13:56,679 --> 00:14:00,120 Speaker 3: I remember my wh the doctors like hold like I 301 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,880 Speaker 3: was holding a foot, Oh my gosh, a leg it. 302 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 2: Was like it was like a team effort. 303 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know, and she might yell at you 304 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,480 Speaker 3: definitely happen yelling at the screen. 305 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:14,600 Speaker 2: Just make it passionate. There, so good. 306 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,520 Speaker 3: That's what women really want. Don't want a calm environment 307 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 3: to give birth. They want chaos and yelling. 308 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 2: Right, Jack Johnson, I don't know. I could switch it 309 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 2: to a home birth and just wrap that thing up. 310 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:43,480 Speaker 1: Get yeah, you know, you're fine. Whatever newspaper, lay some 311 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:52,600 Speaker 1: newspaper paper, whatever, fishing. You gotta go see Steve's before 312 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 1: we got the Little Comedy Store. A couple of shows tonight, 313 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: a couple of shows tomorrow night, and don't forget about 314 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,440 Speaker 1: that Sunday show. 315 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,840 Speaker 2: Steve. Great to see you, my friends. You guys always 316 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,320 Speaker 2: they for coming in. Dank you guys. Yeah,